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Episode 69: Real World Jobs for Star Wars Characters (Rogue One and A New Hope Edition) · Most Things Kenobi - A Star Wars Podcast

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Hello there. It's time for most things
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Kenobi. Shouldn't it be all things
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Kenobi. Hmm.
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Hi everyone, welcome to another episode of most things Kenobi.
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A podcast about Obi-Wan Kenobi and all things Star Wars.
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I'm your host lurid and I'm your host Leanne and this week, we
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have something a little different for you.
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Yes. A little fun, a little messy,
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I'm excited. A little bit of mixing of eras
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and places and oh yes of Worlds. Yeah.
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Right now we're sitting at like one week till and or Yeah, I'm I
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can't wait, excited. I think I need this in my life.
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Well, good. Because it's gonna be around for
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like nine weeks, you've got, and we get three episodes at once.
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Don't know. And I'm gonna be in California
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when they come out, so I don't have to stay up till 3:00 in the
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morning. Well, I guess it's true.
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It'll still be through the morning my time but yeah, I'm
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excited. I won't have to kill myself to
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see. Are you going to have your
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pumpkin spice latte because, you know, pumpkin spice and casting
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go together like green eggs and ham.
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But I am allergic to Pumpkin. Oh, I forgot you're allergic to
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Pumpkin, oh, for fuck's sake. Well, have a nice, cinnamon
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latte, Dolce Latte, whatever. That's.
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Oh, I like those. Yeah.
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Yeah, those are real good. That's, that's almost that's
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very fall. Like it is and it's pure sugar.
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It's amazing. I know it's Great.
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I will have the pumpkin spice latte and I will take a picture
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when I watch and, or and posted to patreon because I said, I
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would, the people are waiting super cozy.
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Yeah. Mmm.
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Yeah. It's going to be colder where I
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am. I think so I'll actually get to
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be a little more cozy in California when I probably watch
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it at a laptop with headphones on.
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Let's be real. Well, yeah, I mean yeah, but I
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don't care. I'm so excited.
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You know, if Watching on a laptop with headphones.
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No one has to know how many times I rewind.
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That's it. Secrets out.
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I have a feeling. Are you going to bring your
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candle with you? Probably not, because it's not
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allowed through TSA? Oh, probably night.
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Yeah, I don't want it taken away from me.
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No, don't take it. But you know what?
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When you get home, light it. Yes.
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For those of you who don't know, I have recently purchased in
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done in unboxing, review of the Nerf herder company.
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They did an and or scented candle and it smells amazing.
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Yes. And it's been highly requested
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that we do more unboxing videos. So that means I'm going to have
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to buy something to unbox. So thank you for the idea and
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the green light to go ahead and buy something terrible timing
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since I've, like, cut myself off from buying stuff.
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From now on. Well, it'll be my turn.
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Yes, you've got to buy some stuff.
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Yes, we'll take turns. Well anyhoo, we're starting with
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in this list. Of wait, did we even tell them
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what we're doing now? If we have a set of you know,
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not even close. We don't you introduce starting
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with the tangent because that's what we do.
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Best fit is what we do best. So this week we are going to
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discuss a few Star Wars characters and what jobs they
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would have in our universe modern times lien or just
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anytime I think in our modern day to day in the the year 2022.
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And this is going to be a series.
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So we're starting with the Rogue one characters that we've Chosen
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and moving into a new hope characters that you've chosen
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today and will do yet today. And then we'll do other sets of
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characters from other Star Wars media in other episodes.
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Yeah. Sometime in the future, it'll be
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fun and we can always come back and change our minds later on
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what we decided. This is true.
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We could get a whole new idea from Cassie and in this although
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we have not discussed what we think these jobs are going to be
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No, I'm literally, I made a list of characters.
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I'm going to go down and announce the character and then
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it's like word vomit from there. Here we go.
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So let's begin. Let's do it.
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We'll start with Rogue one because it makes the most sense
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and then move into a New Hope. Okay.
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We'll start with the obvious Jinn are so Roller derby, that
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is so good. It's never guess.
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And that's so good. It's just a badass bitch, she
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would be a roller derby girl. She would totally be amazing in
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roller derby for she feeling just a mercenary other.
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It's I mean there's just nothing I can come up with that will
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top. That that is so good.
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She has to come With a good roller derby name, though,
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that's like one of the best parts that roller derby Stardust
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or Star fist star lust start. I must surface, I was, I was
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thinking like, you know, because they don't they punch each other
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and like trip each other and shit, I don't know.
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Like now roller derby is becoming all like legitimize and
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it's weird back in the 80s. It was all forgetting.
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It was very physical. Let's just put it that way.
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Yeah, that's what I thought always thought.
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Yeah. How the fuck do I follow that?
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I don't know. There's just came to me.
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It's because I'm tired. Things come out.
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I'll just go with your answer because there absolutely is.
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No other answer the I didn't know where I was gonna go with
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it but the minute you said that there's no there's no better
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although she was an incredibly good climber that's true.
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Actually when we watched Rogue one because as you know I love
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rock climbing. Yes, there's that scene.
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Where Jump from you know the tower on some yeah data Tower
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and my first thought was I wonder which rock climber they
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hired to do that scene. Right.
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Because the finger gripping strength that you need to do
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that and not fall. Yeah it's nuts and they both did
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it anyway. I think she could be a pretty
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damn good rock climber and or climbing instructor for sure she
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could be an official Dirtbag. I love it.
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Okay. Who else do you have on your
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list? We got Cassie and Cassie.
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A scenes next kassian and, or you go first for KFC.
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And, oh, I'm thinking Moody professor of History who has a
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side hustle, dealing in weapons, out of the back of his trunk,
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almost Indiana Jones. Like that's, this is exactly the
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vibe. I was going for.
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Thank you for calling that out. I'm getting Indiana Jones like
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he's literally leaping out, Window if somebody needs them,
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he is. He's totally not in it but he's
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got that serious face. He knows a lot of shit.
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He's very good at his craft and yet he has a side hustle, that's
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completely illegal. Yeah, I like that.
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That makes sense. It really, I think he would do
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well in that environment. Well, not only that.
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I kind of want to see him in like, a Tweed suit.
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Oh yeah. Mmm, the man would look really
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good. Diego Luna looks great in a
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suit. Yeah, I'm a fan.
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So I mean there's a little selfishness there but But you're
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gonna be the girl in the class. With I love you written on her
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eyelids like an Indiana Jones just like slow blinking.
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Yeah I don't mind. I'll be that role.
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Fine. What do you think about kassian?
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Good candle candle maker could be definitely a cologne
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spokesperson. It's just put this candle scent
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on him and walk him around. Who make a lot of sales.
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He could be the sniffer. Or the other way around where
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people can just, are they sniff him?
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And that's groovy, that's fine. I don't take that role as yeah.
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Yeah. You've wanted the job as hair
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fluffer to like fix people's hair on set.
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So this would just be the sniffer.
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Somebody was the hair fluffer for Sebastian.
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Stan in the winter soldier movie, hmm, there's pictures of
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some person fluffing his hair. How does one acquire this job?
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Please let me know. I need a job application.
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Yeah. The working email, you can reach
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me at as most. Things cannot be dark at
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gmail.com just reach out to me. Anyone, anybody that, are you an
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agent? Know that would be a good job
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with Diego. Luna to his hair that like
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defies gravity. Sometimes it's crazy.
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That seems really soft. Yeah.
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But also like very structured. Sometimes he can he can hold
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like a 1950s in a 1970s like Papa doors.
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True. It's kind of impressive.
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He's got good. Jeans.
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He's got really good. Genes is true.
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It's not an appoint. You could argue.
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No. It's like, um, it's like who
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else has it? Oscar Isaac has like they were
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blessed. Yes.
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Yes, indeed. I like I like you.
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I don't know if I got top that it - kind of more obvious where
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he'd be like work for the CIA or something.
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Oh, he's totally CIA person but he'd be a little bit huh Rogue?
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Aw, see what you did there. Someone arrest us.
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Wait, if he's if he's the FBI agent, he could arrest us.
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Yeah, that would be. All right.
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I said, I really don't want to go to jail.
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No. Oh, okay.
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Cheer it, our spirit animal. No, man.
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He would be like an online coach, like a life coach.
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Oh yes. Totally different from my first
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idea, that was just like a yoga instructor.
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Yoga instructor. Absolutely like like a
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Taekwondo. Yeah.
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One of those gyms. Yes, we're discipline and craft
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come together, but has a spirituality and centeredness.
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Yes, I was going to say he's a crystal Hawker in like Sedona
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Arizona. He has a crystal shop, where he
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tells everyone what the crystals mean and how you can align your
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chakra and they he takes them out on a Meditation Retreat as a
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person who lived here. Sedona for a while.
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That is yes, 100% deck. I knew you'd understand.
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That's really funny. Now, are they real crystals?
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Are they fake like crystals? That have Piper's?
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Or if we're talking cheer it he definitely went out and got the
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crystals himself I see more maybe, perhaps bass, helps them,
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yes, I was gonna stay and then if you pay the extra they'll
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take that overlay India, Jeep to the sweat lodge because Yeah,
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you gotta go to this. Yeah.
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Well not the ones where all the people died?
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No. No.
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But where you can have your own like Vision Quest at the vortex
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because that's what you do NE is all about when I was in Sedona.
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That was it. And the first thing I think of
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is who cheer it in way Crystal and meditation, Outreach.
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Well, since I mentioned him, I've got bad as or Boz,
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depending on how you pronounce it.
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He's next because without cheer at there is no bars without bad.
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There is no cure it. Well, what would you say for
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him? He works at a kid's water park
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and he uses the water gun and just shoots them all with the
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water gun and laughs. It's is it on his back like his?
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Yes. That's the water gun.
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It's really funny. I, that is not what I thought
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you were going to say it all. Well, I think you would have so
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much fun. He would get so much Glee.
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Out of it. Oh my gosh.
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She would love it. You think he would like to like
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kind of shoot kids in the back of the head to when they're
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walking by? Oh yeah, absolutely.
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He get one more shot in and that but the kids would be like Party
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be like, well, that him somebody else over there.
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Yeah. Oh my God, that's so funny.
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Well, I have the hell. Do I tell you that?
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It just came up. This is the book, dude.
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Beautiful part. I'm literally coming up with
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whatever first pops into my head, but he's so like
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pragmatic, right? But ya know, I don't know,
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honestly for him. He would be like a gunner on a
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helicopter. You know like oh Coast Guard.
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I could see that or just Gunner on a anything.
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Like because I didn't even is the big thing for him.
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That's it's too easy. But yeah, yeah.
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I'm getting Super Soaker Vibes. That's all.
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Well, it is kind of like that. It's the pump action is super
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serious. What he's got, just will kill
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you next on the list. K2 es o.
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Que Su would be self-employed, he would be self-employed.
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He is Definitely an IT person. Yes yes yes I love it people.
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They save lives shit. They save our asses at my job
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constantly but sometimes they do talk to you.
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Like you're an idiot. If you don't absolute rock with
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your technology and rightfully so because they're literally
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magic workers. Yes yeah and they don't have
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time to deal with the bullshit for me.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's perfect.
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I thought he would be a clinical therapist licensed practitioner
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for cognitive behavioral therapy where he just told it like it is
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and he would start a new wave Cuts right through it.
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Yeah, yes. Yeah, that's good because he is
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like, really straightforward and a little too blunt but then
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he'll say something very surprisingly kind.
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Yeah, there's a tender wiring in there somewhere.
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Yeah, yeah. Like I just, I just would love
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to tell him like, Any problem and those beady little eyes
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would shift a little and be like you know that stupid right.
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Like I would I would want him to say something like the
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probability of this occurring. In your anxious mind is is 1000
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to 1. Stop it.
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Him to talk people off Ledges basically, yes, he's a health.
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Care provider. Alright, next on our Rogue one
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list gotta go with chronic. Oh my God.
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It's like what we said, who are we talking to?
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What was in? It was in our Zoom call.
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Where they said chronic was middle management.
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Yes, apps. And we all ought like,
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collectively. The whole group was nodding your
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head. Yes, it was like, bitchy middle
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management, doesn't really have that much power, but it has
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enough power to make your life. A living hell kind of works at
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a, not that important Corporation.
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Yes, yes. But thinks it's important.
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Yes, yes. Wait, like X, like they're
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curing cancer when really they're just doing the same
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thing everyone else has. So basically what you're saying,
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Saying is he's that boss from Office Space, the one that comes
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up. He's like yeah, I'm gonna have
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to have you come in on Saturday. I know that guy.
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I love that movie so much great. You're so right though chronic
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is totally. That guy 100 leaves that guy
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middle management. Okay, our final person on the
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list from Rogue. One saw gerrera.
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He's barely a person anymore at this point.
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I mean, what do you think, what comes to mind?
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The first thing that came to mind and this is stupid and
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twisted he works at a theme park like as one of the costumed
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people who like pose as like in a soft suit like Smokey, the
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Bear or, you know, in like a complete outfit that walks
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around just in a, in an outfit, not a total cosplay, but he's
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completely hidden by like us. Soft outer.
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Think of like all I can think of is Smokey the Bear but like like
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Mickey Mouse at Disneyland house.
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Yeah. And and Goofy and Manny and they
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all have like they all look like the characters but there's a
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human on. The inside saw gerrera.
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My don't know what character, the mighty have fallen.
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Why just? He kind of looks like it with
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that giant. Yeah, all of his pieces, I
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totally get it, but he would not probably be allowed children
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around children. Oh no, he's way too.
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Tense. No, he's out back drinking with
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the head of his suit like that is like waiting on the head of
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the suit. Oh that's otherwise, he's a
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scuba instructor because it's always got the breathing mask
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there. Yeah that's something you like
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for me it's like he was a bomb defuser.
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Yeah, that's a good one. It didn't go.
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Well, you have such practical jobs and mine are all fucking
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ridiculous. Yeah.
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Well that's kind of Of that. Maybe it's an example of how not
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creative or or how I can't take anything seriously.
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I'm too practical for my own good.
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You don't take anything seriously.
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It's why were a perfect match? He would be a great bomb defuser
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though. He could be a, he's a great
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leader. I mean, well, anything on.
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It's like he kept doing it, but kept detonate bombs and he's
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just losing a little bit of himself here there.
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Till now, we every single time one of these days I'm going to
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get it right. One of these days, one hand left
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to get it, correct and Forza. I know, I can't wait to see him
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in the new show. I think we're going to get so
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much more. It's going to be great.
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I think he's such a great character.
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He's a very tragic character. For sure.
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Oh it's awful. Its pain.
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I love it. Yeah, there's a brighter future
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out there for you. Saw gerrera in the form of
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Mickey Mouse. I think he's rather die than to
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think that rather than pass hard pass.
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But thank you. Alright.
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So you've got a new hope characters on this list to I do.
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And we're starting with the most obvious and get into the most
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ridiculous. First up is Luke, Luke Skywalker
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now, think A New Hope, Luke Skywalker.
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No, other type of Luke Skywalker.
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God, that's our honestly, I never even believed him as a
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farm boy. He's totally just like a nerd.
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Totally though, like a little geeky boy.
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Yeah, it's like a fandom nerd who plays video games, but he
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is, but he also is like really good at fixing droids and stuff,
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so he's clearly smart. Hey careful, who you're calling
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out here. I've calling out.
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I'm a gator plays video games, I'm literally spit, but I don't
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even know how long watching Zelda trailers yesterday because
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I was big, I love Zelda. We have a console and it's
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broken, and we won't get it fixed.
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Because we will never do anything else with our lives,
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you know your limits, you know, when I get on the Oculus I'll be
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on there for like eight hours straight.
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So I have to be careful. It's true.
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It's true. I'm calling out myself and
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everyone who listens to this podcast.
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It's okay. You are welcome here.
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Yes, you are welcomed here. Yeah, I don't know.
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I he seems. So like aimless the first one,
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you know, it's like he knows he doesn't want to be doing what
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he's doing, but he Doesn't know what he wants to be doing.
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I would vote his real-life job. Summer camp counselor!
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Oh my God leader, he's per summer camp organizer or
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something. He's a giant adult doofus and
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yes, way too enthusiastic which is exactly as a person whose
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word for summer camps, I just think you would look great in an
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outfit like the uniform and be like, come on, let's it's story
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time around the fire and, like s'mores time and You know, okay,
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so we're talking like an experience.
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Luke will get to Empire Strikes Back and then returned to the
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Jedi Luke, which is going to completely change.
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Yes, he grows a lot and changed a lot.
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I don't think either of those versions of Luke would be a
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camp, a camp leader. No.
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But this one definitely would 100%.
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He would love every minute of it.
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What he would? I think Mark Hamill would like
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it now. I mean, let's be real s'mores
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And campfires, I think it's right up and he would sit around
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and do as different voices. Oh my God, worry.
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Yes. He would just hold court.
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And the whole room would just sit there, listening with rapt
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attention. I would too.
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I absolutely would. All right, next one up, is Leia.
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This is a hard one. I always think, motivational
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speaker, but not your conventional motivational
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speaker. She Tony Robbins.
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No, I'm thinking A TED Talk and like she gives a Ted Talk on how
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to not be an asshole, while being an asshole, like something
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very Carrie Fisher. She's like k2s.
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Oh, she's gonna lay it out there.
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Yeah. And yet still motivate people.
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Mmm, I would go to that speech. Me too.
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She's hard honestly because, I mean, obviously, she's she falls
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into like a political role of leadership.
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Yeah. So like you'd see her running
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for like student council or shit when she was in high school?
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School council. Yeah, that's not a job.
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No, no, no going into Politics as a, I don't know.
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She's all about the cause, you know, and fighting for the the
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little person should definitely be like working for nonprofits
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and shit like that. Maybe that's maybe that's it.
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Yeah. And then she gives speeches on
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them and blow everyone away. Yeah.
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But like how real she is like no bullshit at this nonprofit.
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She truly is a noble person at heart, you know, no sugar
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coating at all. That brings us to Han good old
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Han Solo. He's a bartender.
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Yeah seriously yes I was going to say it's like a job that pays
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you and you can live off of but it's not a career that would be
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whatever, Han is so bartender. I think works really well.
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He shoots darts with people, you know, in between drinks, he'll
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play the Jukebox loud. If someone's causing trouble and
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he drowns them out with loud music, you know, probably learns
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a few you tricks to like Swindle people with, for lack of a
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better term, Swindle people, out of a few more extra dollars,
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playing some sort of game on the bar, something.
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Exactly. He gets to know everyone.
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He knows everyone's drinks. He's that good guy, everyone.
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Trusts old been old Ben Kenobi New.
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Hope A New Hope. Hmm, it's got to be something
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where it's like, Not What. It Seems at first, you know, I'm
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not fishing. One minute.
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He's there. The next minute, he isn't he's
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become a Force. Ghost is David Copperfield?
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Yeah. He'd be like every time you go
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to the library, he'd be like that old guy in the back
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reading, like a mountain of books.
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Yeah. And be like what can I help you
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find what you're looking for. It just like Drop little tidbits
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of knowledge on you as a kid and you be like, wow, that guy knows
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everything. Yeah.
23:49
Well, what's up with that? And then turns out to be a
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really good dude. And he knows your parents and be
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like used to work for the British government or some weird
23:57
thing. Wow.
23:58
He's got a lot of accolades. What are you doing in the
24:00
library? Yeah, it's like a retired
24:02
Professor. Yes.
24:05
Yeah. Who worked for he worked with
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casseon at the and actually fired casting because he was
24:10
doing the under table under the table.
24:12
Said they go way back. I kind of love this.
24:16
I like this. He also wears a terrycloth robe.
24:21
Yes, he did. It's that can just come right
24:24
from Star Wars. Right into this universe, that's
24:27
it because you know, A New Hope is all about the terry cloth
24:30
robes and we love it apparently and science fiction.
24:35
We need our Comforts. Yes baby blankets.
24:39
Anyway that leads us to Tarkin. Oh man, one of my favorite
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things about Tarkin that I've ever come across was in the
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novelization. A New Hope.
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Which was written before the movie came out, I think it
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described tarkin's face as an old broom and old broom.
25:02
Yes, I think that was your analogy that they use.
25:07
I even took a picture of it and I posted it on Instagram because
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it made me laugh so hard. It was just the weirdest.
25:14
What kind of broom are we talking?
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Like the very long ones that like janitors use or are we
25:19
talking like the old-fashioned Like brown ones that you sweep a
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porch. With, I love both of these
25:29
descriptions that you just listen.
25:31
Okay so I found it says the nearest to Tash was a thin
25:37
hatchet-faced man with hair and a form borrowed from an old
25:41
broom and the expression of a quiescent piranha so that has a
25:47
face and with the hair and form, like his body and his hair.
25:52
Like an old broom. So porch sweeping, yeah, or he
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was just to bring in another life, he was a witch's broom II.
26:02
Totally, he was raised by witches in the florist that's it
26:10
and he creates their brooms for them.
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Okay? That's what we're settling on
26:14
his. He works in Salem and he loves
26:17
Halloween and that's it. He carries on the tradition of
26:21
broom making he's like in Halloween mode, but All year
26:25
round all year long. And he doesn't give out candy.
26:28
No. Because he's like, fuck these
26:29
kids. It's just actually scary.
26:32
Yeah, he just closed his well actually, I don't give out candy
26:35
on Halloween because I turn off all the lights and mouse.
26:39
I'm like, please don't come to this house.
26:40
I don't want to give up, please don't bother me like so your
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target. I don't know.
26:45
My hair doesn't look like a broom.
26:47
Maybe it does right now, but you can't talk about talking without
26:50
talking about Vader. A New Hope Vader.
26:53
Oh man. A job for Vader.
26:56
One that he would actually agree to do seriously.
26:59
Everything about him would be difficult.
27:00
His piston is reminds me of the Deans in my high school, who
27:05
would just sit around and give you shit for not wearing your ID
27:08
in the hallway. Yeah.
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Yeah. A Heckler.
27:12
Yeah, an adult Heckler. Who's paid to bother children?
27:15
Yeah, I don't know. Like what do you think?
27:18
What job could Vader? Possibly not.
27:20
Get fired from. I said none.
27:24
The CEO. That's what he is right.
27:27
Maybe flies. Pretty damn.
27:28
Well in A New Hope flies. Yeah, you know, after Luke to
27:32
the Death Star. Oh yeah.
27:34
Good point. That whole thing.
27:37
I forgot that part the most important part of the movie.
27:40
Yeah, that is always. He's mostly in like offices
27:43
choking people and walking through hallways and being
27:46
ominous. So yeah, I guess he is a Dean or
27:48
like a principal or just a disciplinarian.
27:52
Yeah Petty. Yeah I think just a bus.
27:54
Asshole, Dean sounds right. Like he's good to me.
27:57
It's simple. I don't know.
27:59
It's good to me. I said, we would end this in a
28:02
ridiculous Manner. And I mean that, so the next two
28:05
characters dhyan, yoga, the trash compactor monster from A
28:10
New Hope, what's its job? We it's really only good for one
28:17
thing. I mean, it's it instead of
28:20
trash. It would recycle, this is for
28:22
recycling bin. We need more recycling.
28:25
Yeah, I mean it could like be put in the ocean to go clean
28:29
like eat garbage out of the ocean and that would be nice.
28:31
Love that that would be eco-friendly which I know we
28:35
both like so, yes we do. We're here for eco-friendly, it
28:39
could be repurposed. It would have a new, it would
28:41
have a new world job and a new purpose.
28:45
Yeah. And it Headed to live in a scary
28:47
dark dank garbage can. Yeah, last but not least,
28:52
Porkins. To put it on the list.
28:59
He didn't live long, but we gone too soon.
29:03
Rest in peace. Oh man, Porkins he works in the
29:07
cafeteria. It's like straight up.
29:09
His name is just, straight-up mean.
29:12
Yeah, it's terrible. And he's a lunch, dude, he's a
29:15
lunch. Lady like guy.
29:17
He's the guy who's swaps the food down and says, keep it
29:20
moving and has to wear a hairnet on his beard.
29:24
Yeah. Because we've all seen those
29:30
people in the cancer. Have sure have you don't want
29:34
beard hair in your Salisbury steak?
29:41
God. And that my friends is the first
29:46
round of what jobs would these characters have?
29:49
If they lived here and now and we have completely wasted your
29:53
time. It was.
29:54
Thanks for being here. I'll see you next week this
30:05
week. We want to know what you think
30:07
any of these characters would do for a job or a career or a side
30:12
hustle. If They were living here.
30:14
And now in our current times we just told you, I ridiculous
30:18
choices. So let us know what yours are.
30:23
Poor, poor kittens or pork it. Alright, next week, of course,
30:30
we're going to talk about the first three episodes of the and,
30:33
or show, it's dropping a Wednesday, and then we're gonna
30:37
fast record and edit and get it out on Tuesday, which is a
30:41
caveat. We are not going to be doing
30:43
What we did with the Kenobi Series.
30:45
Yeah. Just about killed us to do an
30:48
episode for each episode. They came out, it was it, the
30:50
turnaround time is too fast for the schedules that we live at.
30:54
So we're going to do the first three episodes, this next coming
30:58
episode of ours and then we'll probably do them in batches
31:01
right? You think like me?
31:02
I think so three, something like that.
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