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Hello, Poly! w/ Nick Naney & Clare O'Kane | TBCC Ep. 22 · The Big Cunty Couch

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_07: Coming up on the big tea couch.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_10: I can feel the procreation.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_00: Totalitarian procreation.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_00: Totalitarian procreation.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_07: Have you like guys?
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_05: Gina just said the coolest thing ever.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_02: Stick around.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: Hi.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_02: I need to wake up.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_02: Wake up.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_02: I took a little shroom gummy last night, and I think that's why I'm like a little evened out.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_09: You texted me the other day and you were like, I'm eating shroom sauce, LOL.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_09: And I was like, what are you talking about?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_02: No, you're like, I'm when I'm back on the sauce, we'll hang out because you're taking a little break from alcohol from alcohol.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_09: And I was like, our shroom sauce?
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, our shrooms sauce.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_09: It was a question.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: I was I'm sorry I was like, are Sarah's mushrooms sauce considered sauce?
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I would say so.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's marsala sauce.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: Like we maybe you were like off alcohol but on alcohol on psychedelics.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_02: That sounds about right.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, as if you like psychedelics when you're on the sauce.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Never touch the stuff.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_02: So you never touch the stuff?
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: I'm terrified of it.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_02: Don't you want to know?
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: Like.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't you want to open your mind?
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_02: Do acid first.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_02: Do acid first?
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_02: Just dive in.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_02: Dive into this.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: How are you?
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: How are you?
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_02: You're finally wearing a panty.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_02: It flashed that.
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  SPEAKER_02: It only took three weeks.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: My God.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: I've had like a Muppet crotch, literally all three episodes until now.
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  SPEAKER_09: It was like one of our like season two goals to be like wear panties and wear a panty.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_09: I haven't done done it once, yeah.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_02: No, and and every time I'm like, do we need it?
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_02: No, we're we're running the and we cut it.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_02: It's literally fully on the softest Muppet camel in town.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: What's your name?
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm Mike Fales.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm Gina Bugatti, aka Angie Balasone.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_02: And this is the big auntie couch.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_09: Well, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_09: I am wearing a secondhand brown floral print like summary shirt.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_09: It's cute.
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  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I I grabbed it.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_09: It was from Buffalo Exchange, and I saw it and I was like, oh, that's kind of like weird.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_09: I've never seen brown floral for summer.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_09: Um, as we know, we love brown.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_09: Uh, these are uh khakis by Zegna by Zegna by Zegna.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_09: And then this is a vintage racerback tank um courtesy of Michael Pratty.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_09: Racerback?
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_09: Is it Razor?
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_09: It's racer.
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  SPEAKER_09: I always thought it was Razor.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_09: I know.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_09: It's it should be a razor.
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  SPEAKER_09: Why is it what's racer about it?
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_09: Because you're racing.
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  SPEAKER_09: It's like four racers.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, really?
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_09: It's like cross country.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_09: Well, I don't know if it's aerodynamic.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_09: I think it's It is.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's really aerodynamic.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_09: The wind off your back, yeah.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_09: Well, what's your problem?
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, okay.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_09: I have uh two problems.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_09: One is uh I got a ticket today.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_09: Uh that's my problem too.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_09: I got a ticket today because I literally cannot remember what fucking day it is.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_09: We were shopping yesterday and I went home and I parked and I was like, oh, perfect, a Tuesday spot.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_09: I slept like a like a baby and then got up to leave today, and then there's a ticket on my fucking car because I forgot that it I parked on the Tuesday side.
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  SPEAKER_09: 9 30.
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  SPEAKER_09: That sucks.
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  SPEAKER_09: I could have easily moved it.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_09: Well, it could be worse.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_09: No, I didn't.
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  SPEAKER_09: I thought it was I don't know what I thought it was.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_09: I thought it was Tuesday yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_09: I've been like five days off all week.
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  SPEAKER_02: Same all due to that shroom gummy last night.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't need to move my car until like 11, which is pretty cool.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_02: And yet I still like sleep through it.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: Because I want to say 60% of the time I won't get a ticket if I don't move it, which is bad because then it really makes you lazy.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I'm always rolling the dice on that one because I'm like, eh, 60%, odds are in my favor.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Truly.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I have so many tickets.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_02: My problem is actually I have three tickets at once because I was in Atlanta and I was it was literally not even 48 hours.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_02: Remember when I like went recently?
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: When I came back, my street was paved and my car was towed, and they plopped it into a bus area.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, oh, no tickets, okay, fine, whatever.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: Then I got three like emailed to me.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, well, they put this in a bus stop.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_02: Like I didn't.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you didn't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to dispute it, and they're like, where's the proof?
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, I don't have the proof because it didn't look like I'd had any tickets.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_02: So I got rid of the tow notice.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: So how do I, I don't know, how do I get that back?
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, probably nothing.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I gave them like my flight itinerary thinking like they'd be like, oh yeah, that's when your street was paved.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, right, that did nothing.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, we don't fucking care.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_02: They don't care.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's my problem.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: And who am I wearing?
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_06: Uh a J.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_06: Crew explosion.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we'll talk about it.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_02: Because that was a little uh project we did.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was in Soho, if you can believe it.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_02: Well, but likely.
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  SPEAKER_02: And there's a J.
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  SPEAKER_02: Crew there, and there was a uh mannequin with a pencil skirt of this shit on.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_02: Pat like basically ankle length.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, golden length skirt.
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  SPEAKER_02: Mylar fringe, which is so J.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: Crew.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's so good.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_02: Because it's like so like woman with like a statement necklace and like a I don't know, Chevron shirt.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_02: No, not Chevron.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_02: Chambre.
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  SPEAKER_02: Chambre.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_02: Chevron, wow.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_02: Chambre and like loafers and a bowler hat or something, like fucking ridiculous.
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  SPEAKER_02: At a board meeting.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_02: So it's like, you know, uh, I see potential.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_02: I was up against the glass thinking about licking it, yeah.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_02: So we bought it and chopped it up and made a little two-piece.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_02: And it's tiki theme today.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's a loose tiki theme because it's May.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_02: This should be later in the season.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it will be coming out in the street.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_02: It'll come out.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_09: It'll come out in October, actually.
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  SPEAKER_09: So yeah.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_02: But I always, yeah, literally.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_02: Happy Halloween.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_02: I thought I'd be a little darker in this, to be honest.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: I thought I'd be like hot August.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_09: We did a summer like capsule season last summer because we were bored and thought we should dive in and make more content.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_09: But we were so everything is so fucked up with our schedule that we're back at summer and we're not even doing that anymore.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_09: So it's really cool.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_09: We could have put up cute little palm trees for our guests.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, we could have, but we decided not to.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_09: Whatever.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_09: Because we talked about this, and I was like, no, it's we're a regular episode.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_09: It's not a summer vacay episode.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_09: So you it would have been cool if you had a white Sunbach nose.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_09: I almost asked you to give me the white concealer, but I was like, but just who fucking cares?
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_09: Who fucking cares?
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_09: Be cool for once.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_09: But also, I can't I cannot believe that that was a skirt for a woman, like at once.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_09: Like that, like you guys don't want to know the price of this.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_02: Because you know J.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_09: Crew, those those prices.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_09: It was crazy.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_09: Probably$150.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_09: I think it was more than that.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_09: And it looks like garbage.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, it looks like it looks like the stuff you wrap around a table for a birthday party, for like a tiki themed birthday party.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_02: But you know, as someone who plans parties, uh, I haven't seen shit like this with the gold.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_02: So that's why I was like, wait.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_02: It is actually slightly nuanced.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's cool.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: Slightly nuanced.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_02: As am I.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_09: And you styled it with some florals and uh accessories.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_09: I saw you pop that on.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_09: Love that ring.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_09: I get trapped in that ring every few episodes.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_09: You do.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_09: Oh.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_09: Do you have a weekend gay?
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, wait, I kind of do.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_09: So one was like, I keep seeing photos of Pedro Pascal in like really dumb outfits.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_09: I guess he's doing like a press tour or something.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_02: Is he on Ozempic?
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_09: I don't think he's on Ozempic.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_09: I think he's just like maybe buff.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_02: No, he's like slim and beautiful.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_09: But like, I don't know.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_09: I thought he was cooler when he was a big deal.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_09: Well, he's in Marvel movies.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_09: You never know if they give him like the steroid bath and then that's what's going on, or if it's Ozempic or what.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_09: Just a little low dose of O's.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_09: Maybe a quick flash of it.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_09: I I read something recently that if you literally take one dose of Ozempic, you'll like lose 45 pounds.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_09: Something like that.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_09: Like let's do it.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_09: I think it was in kilos, so I actually don't know what it would go to.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_09: It could be like three pounds.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_09: It could be three, it could be three pounds for all I know.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_09: But I was like, I thought it would like you'd have to build up after a while and like block some hormones or something, but it's instantaneous.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_09: You were researching for me?
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I was like, nothing.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_09: Uh I was like, Gina, look over there.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, Gina.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_09: I tr I drank you with like a blow, blow dart gun.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_09: Thank you.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_02: I need a my week in gay is that uh I don't have one except the the ship that just crashed into the Brooklyn Ridge.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_02: I that's not gay, but the string lights.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_02: It looked kind of gay.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_09: Like there were string lights on the boat?
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, do you not I I completely missed that entire right?
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_09: Hours and hours later, I was like, I just kept seeing like Brooklyn Bridge and and like pirate ship.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_09: I was like, what?
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_09: It's actually horrible because like people died people die.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, it was really bad.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_02: Um and I don't know what they were thinking.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_02: There were people like on the masts.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_02: Is that what you call it?
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_02: I think uh the masts?
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_09: The mast?
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_09: Masts.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_09: Plural?
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_02: Plural.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_09: Um it un undocked itself from where it was and like floated backwards into the into the bridge, is what I read.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_09: So I don't know how they like if the people were on the masts, how did they like not know something fucking crazy was happening?
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_09: That's what I want everybody.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_02: Because they do this, like, I don't know, it's like the Mexican Navy, I'm not sure.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_02: But there are photos of them doing this tradition and everyone's sort of on the masts.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_02: And that's probably why they were up there.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_02: But what I don't get is that why didn't they, you think they would start to descend when they were like, oh, we're going a little rogue here.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe start to like go down.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: But they didn't.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_02: They just crashed through it.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_02: I want to know it is horrible.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_02: But those ring lights though.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_02: Looked looked at let's source those.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, those looked okay to me.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I want to know how it was for people on the bridge, like driving.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, yeah, that would have been scary.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_09: Because sometimes it's scary going over that bridge in general, just in a car.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_09: I'm like, am I gonna drive off into the river?
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_09: It would kind of suck if you didn't see it.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_02: Like it might be lower.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_02: That would be disappointing.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_02: It'd be disappointing if it happened and you weren't aware, is that is what you're saying?
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that would suck.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm not seeing footage from that angle, so it must be something's up.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_02: You must have not been able to see it.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_02: The bottom, yeah.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_06: You just felt it.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_09: You're like, oh damn, I wish I caught that right next to me.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_09: Um I interrupted you though.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_09: What's your Yeah, I was talking about Patriot Pascal's dumb outfits.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_09: That's that kind of it.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_09: I don't know.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_09: Um, but I have another one because they just announced they're doing Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_09: That is annoying to me.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_08: Okay.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_02: First of all, I should be center clam cake clam cake.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_09: That'd be so funny.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_09: It should be an orb of water because it's the ocean state.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_10: No, that is way too like cool.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_10: An orb of water for Rhode Island.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_02: It needs to be a little like pussy clam.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_02: Like a caw hog.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe with like a pearl inside.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_02: That'd be beautiful.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_02: But like, why are they doing real house choice of Rhode Island?
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_02: Like, who would ever state?
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_02: No one's rich enough or hot enough.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_09: Not in Newport?
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_09: Well, I especially not in Newport.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_09: They they take these risks with smaller, weirder cities like Salt Lake, and they're trying to do it again with Rhode Island, I think.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_09: Not that Rhode Island's a city.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_11: It's all sort of like they want.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_11: They want like a Salt Lake.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, they want something like sort of unexpected uh hit.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_02: But it's not gonna happen.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_02: Why not?
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm gonna make sure it doesn't.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: Just kidding.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: I obviously like want to be on it.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_02: My cousin Lori should be on it.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_02: Well, weren't you saying her friend is on it?
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_02: Her friend is on it.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so she should become a friend of, and I should become a faggot of.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_02: Is this uh is it a spoiler if you say who's on the No, the cast is out.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_02: Monique Pass.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_02: Her name's Monique Pass.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know her?
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_02: Monique Pass?
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: Monique Pass on that.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_09: Oh.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_09: Do you like my up to?
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_09: I love your up to I we pretty gaggy.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, we were testing out different, we were doing like a fitting yesterday and it was like, it's the up to, it's the up to it's the up to.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_09: It's the up to.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_09: It's one of your old oldest pieces in the collection.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_09: She's been through a lot.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm kind of loving the golden dream of it all.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_09: The Golden Coast.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_09: Well, should we uh take a little breake poo and then bring out our fabulous guests?
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_09: We should.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_09: I'm so excited for our guests.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_09: Let's take a little break and we'll come right back and bring them out.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_09: Be right back.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_02: Did you guys J crew back in the day?
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_05: There was a J.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_05: Crew in 30 Rock.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_05: Did you apply?
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_05: And I applied.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I feel like we all almost thought about applying at one point, you know?
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_02: Not me.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_05: I just went there when I had to buy underwear when I was working at SNL and I didn't and I was sleeping over in my office, and I go, I don't want to wear my crusty my wedding shirt.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_05: They don't have like a vending machine at SNL crew for basic for basics.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_05: They don't have panties on taps.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_02: You would interesting.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_09: There's a communal panty jar you just reach into and you need it.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_05: Pete's panties.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_05: Take one leave one Pete Davidson.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_09: BD.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_09: He left a lot of those behind him.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_09: Well, should we intro our guests?
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_02: I guess we call that a soft star.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_09: Well, please welcome to the pod.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_09: Nick Nanny and Claire O'Kane.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_09: Hello.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_09: I got really nervous because we haven't had to like say people's names in a while.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_09: So I was like, I was like, what?
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: Nick Nanny.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: I know I left you hanging too.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: You guys are a married couple.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_09: That's true.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_09: Well, tell us everything.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_09: Oh my gosh.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_09: How many months?
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_09: How many years?
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_09: How many months?
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_09: Three years.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_09: Five, five and a half years married.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_09: It's pretty crazy.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_09: That is crazy.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_09: You measure in months like a weird toddler.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_09: You're like, it's 79,000 months.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_09: That's why I was like, how many months?
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_09: I know it's been years, but how many months?
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_02: That's awesome.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's pretty good.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_02: Do you guys keep that on the DL or are you proud to just be like a married couple?
• 12:43
  unknown: No.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_07: You lie about it?
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know why you would.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_07: I'm not I like it.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_07: I like saying I go home to my fucking wife.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's pretty cool.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_07: Husband.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like you guys are like the people's couple.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm in Brooklyn, at least.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_05: Who else is married?
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_05: Me.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_05: Hello.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_02: How many months?
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_07: This guy's in a same name marriage.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_07: Eleven name names.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_09: It'll be a year next month.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_09: How do you like it?
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_09: Um he's had a year.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_09: To me, yeah.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_09: Well it's been a tough year.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_09: I was like, they say your first year of marriage is the toughest, and then that happened.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_09: Um I always I feel like I give an answer that no one likes to hear is that it's like doesn't feel any different than when you were dating.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_05: I mean if anything, it's like you kind of want to try harder to make it work.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_05: Because now you got it locked in, loaded.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_05: And you're like, oh yeah, this should be this should we should work.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_05: Let's go to work.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_05: Together.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_05: Let's go to war.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_05: No, get to work, bitch.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_09: Is what you say to each other every morning when you make out the five.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_07: And we go to war.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_07: We go to work and we go to war.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_07: Every day it's another battle of Normandy.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_07: If you're pro-war, okay.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_05: Good to know.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_05: I'm in the trenches of his ass crack.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, it's a condition.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_02: Someone's gotta be.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we like to ask people who come on the couch who are you wearing and what is your problem?
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_02: So dare I I'll start with Nick because you're closest to me.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_02: Who are you wearing?
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_07: Um, this is And what is your problem?
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_07: I got this was a gift from your friend, Emily.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_05: Her husband didn't want it.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_05: Or couldn't sit in it.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_07: And he has a bod similar to me.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_07: Big, bodacious, beautiful, juicy, Italian, Jewish.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_07: That's my kind of vibe.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_02: Congrats.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_02: I like a I like it too.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_02: Italian boy.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_02: My vibe.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_02: Pro belly.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm pro belly.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_02: Lots of uh spaghetti and mozzin.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_02: Lots of spaghetti.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_07: Running around chasing each other.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_07: Lot of spaghetti.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_05: That's why you're always shaking.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_07: And my jeans are from.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_07: Are these no, they're not jeans.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_05: Those are unique looks?
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_07: They're unique low.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_07: And what's my problem?
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_07: We like a petty.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_07: The pettier, the better.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_07: Pettier, the better.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_07: You know what I always had a problem with this location?
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_07: When you come here at a certain hour of the day, you turn that corner, the fucking sun is blessed.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_07: Sun fucking sucks.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_07: Come on.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_07: It's a hard one.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_07: Oh my God.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_02: That must have ruined your whole day.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_07: Whole week.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_07: It's like I ordered a little bit of vitamin D.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_07: I didn't order that kind of day.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm talking about.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_02: I always look at the highway.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_02: You know the highway that's like right over there?
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if you're looking at it.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, it's dystopian to me.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_02: Last time I said that on the pod, I was like, it's totalitarian.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_02: And he's like, Do you mean dystopian?
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, not this time.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_02: But then I did.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_02: Now I'm comfortable.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_07: In a dystopian movie where like there somebody's traveling through the ruins of civilization and then they come somewhere and like the elite are in a place like this where it's like beautiful and elegant.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_08: I get a fan.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, just come in.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_09: Um we were here when the um when the wildfires meet all the smoke happened.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_09: So it was like literally like looking down that dystopian pike to like a burning Sauron's eye in the smoky sky.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_09: It was crazy.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_09: It was wild.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_05: I can't wait till we move to the place where that happens all the time.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's gonna be fun.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_02: You guys are chasing the fires, it kind of seems.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_02: Basically.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_02: Addicted to Pyro?
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_02: We're addicted to pyro.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you are in showbiz.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_04: I'm addicted to the idea of lighting fires.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, Roller.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_02: A wildfire is sort of the opposite of that.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I guess you could say that.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_09: You're famously moving to LA soon if you don't think it's blowing up your spot.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_09: But I'm happy for you guys.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like New York is over.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_02: New York's done.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_07: I think it's over.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_07: I can't tell.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_07: I don't think it's I don't think New York is done.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_05: When it's a nice day out, I'm like, oh, this is the place to be.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_05: Everybody's horny and happy.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_09: Everyone's horny and cooler here.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_09: The weather in recently it's been like there are a billion babies getting made today.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_09: Like the weather, it's like just like 72 degrees, there's not a cloud in the sky, and people are railing.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_09: Like I can just feel it in the afternoon.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_09: You can feel it.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, it's moist in it.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_10: I can feel the procreation.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_00: Totalitarian procreation.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_00: Totalitarian procreation.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_09: This is dystopian.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_09: This is up to dystopia.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_09: Do you guys feel like ever since Sam and Misha moved, your entire social life fell apart, or is that just us?
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_05: Because I we really feel the the hole.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I mean, a lot of people.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_07: I'm feeling the whole.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_07: The void.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_07: Uh it's uh I feel like every year more people move out there and they don't come back.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_07: They always say, I'll be back.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_07: And they don't.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_07: And the only only Arnold really means it when he says it, it turns out.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_04: Arnold who?
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_07: Uh Schwarzheine.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_07: Schwarzwelder.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_07: Schwarzwelder.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_07: You should check it out.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_07: If you like guys, you should check out this guy.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_09: I love guys.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_09: Huge.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_09: He's a big one.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_09: Cool, cool, cool.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_07: I like guys.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_09: If you like guys, you gotta check out Arnold.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_09: That's such a funny thing, like failing completely to talk to a gay guy.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, you like guys, right?
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_09: You ever uh checked out Arnold?
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_09: Arnold.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_07: Oh my god, I saw this movie you'd love.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_07: It's called Brokeback Mountain.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_05: That's like the I think I was in high school.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_07: Love Simon, you should check that one out, too.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_02: I should have been in Love Simon as like the boy.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_02: Wouldn't that be cool?
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: Simon?
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: That'd be really cool.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_02: The Simon.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_02: I would have been sick.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_02: I want to be the one.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_05: I want to be the comma.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_02: I want to be awful.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_09: Claire, what are you wearing?
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_09: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_05: I'm wearing Vans, classic blue, sort of stained with oil.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_05: How old were those shoes?
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_05: These are pretty old.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's a tiny foot.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_05: That's a tiny foot.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_05: What do you got going on there?
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_05: Children's four?
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_05: Stunning.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_05: Men's 2.5 problem.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_05: I've got my J.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_05: Cruz socks.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_05: Love that I did at 30 Rock.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_05: I got my um I got this shirt that I thought was like tropical.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_05: I couldn't find my Hawaiian shirt.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_09: I'm seeing palm trees.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_05: So we got a palm tree.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_05: This is a guy.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_09: Bonnie Prince Belly.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_05: Bonnie Prince Belle.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_05: The countis.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_02: Do you have a problem besides I'm too much sun?
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's that's hard.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_08: That is hard.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_07: Follow that motherfucker.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_05: My problem is everybody's coughing directly in my face.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_05: I love that.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_09: Very New York, actually.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_05: Every time it happens, they go, fuck this shit.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_05: Fuck it.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_09: That's why you're moving.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_05: Of all ages, people in my face.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_05: That's right.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_05: They're like, where's Clarence?
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_02: Where's I think they're doing that?
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_07: One of the worst things ever is when you're in a in a small space and you hear a child have a bronchial cough.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, and you just hear how bad it is.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, chunky.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_07: And you just know that you're gonna be dead within a day.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_02: Do you guys like kids?
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_07: Like like kids.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, kids.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_07: In general.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: Groomer.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: Groomer.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, sorry.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_02: Groomer or boomer?
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_02: Groomer or groomer.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_07: You guys should do that.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, we should.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_02: We said on the line, I would say.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_07: I like drag shows where they play the traveling Wilberries.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_07: Let's just say that.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_07: That was very boomer.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_07: That was very boomer.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_07: No, you're Millenni.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_07: I do like kids.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_05: We're Milen and we like kids.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_07: I work with kids.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, you were just saying that's your job sounds so like Yeah, you're like Bill Nye.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_07: I'm like Bill Nye.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_07: I literally almost every time I do uh my job where I do a science show for kids, somebody comes up to me and is like, Oh, you're like Bill Nye.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_07: I'm not idiot.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_07: It's usually this.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_02: I'm the teacher.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_07: I'm like You're like Bill Nye.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_02: You're like Bill Nye.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_07: People come up to me in the middle of my presentation.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_07: I'm the substitute.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_07: They first they cough in my face and they say, You're like Bill Nye.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_05: You would love this other scientist.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Nick goes to schools, I guess, and talks about stuff.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_02: Or do they come to you?
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_07: Oh no, I go to schools.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_07: I find them.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_02: And it's just like a science seminar?
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_02: Like a light.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's like a it's like yeah.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_07: When somebody comes to your w when you were a little kid and you were really bored and you're like, What the hell's going on?
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_07: Why are we in this auditorium?
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_07: I remember the bubble guy.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_07: Do you do that?
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_07: I'm rel I'm bubble guy adjacent.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_09: No, we can't.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_05: Do you remember the yo-yo guy?
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_09: You guys never had a yo-yo guy?
• 21:16
  unknown: No.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_09: We had a yo-yo fad that like everyone had for like a year and then broke their yo-yo.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_09: Oh yeah.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_05: We had like a professional yo-yo guy come to our elementary school and try to like hawk his yo-yos.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_05: And he did all the tricks.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_05: And no body yo-yo.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_07: We had Corky come in.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_07: Do you remember Corky?
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_07: Corky.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, which one was that?
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_07: It was this guy with Down syndrome who had a he had a a sitcom on ABC.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_10: Oh yeah.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_10: Uh Corky.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_07: Life goes on.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_07: Or yeah.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_10: Corky.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_07: And he also had a he had a commercial with Tracy Olman.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_10: I do.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_07: He had like a commercial about Down syndrome with Tracy Olman where she's like, Oh, I have my own TV show.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_07: He says, I have my own TV show.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_07: And she says, Oh, I have a hit album.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_07: He says, I have a hit album.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_08: album and then he goes I have Down syndrome and Tracy only goes showel oh I remember that see I didn't remember that I just remember Corky the name I know the name I know the name you remember that guy I sucked his dick that's how I got the joke yeah those Down syndrome dicks be big it was it was the coolest thing ever didn't ever sorry yeah we're getting there we're getting in very sane I scream wow that's true anyway so you love science is what I'm getting yeah yeah your love of science brought you to this position yeah well you said you had a dry ice seminar or tomorrow tomorrow that's amazing tomorrow morning yeah what's the dry ice who's your guy you got a guy vendor the dry ice I go to this place called Natuszi ice it's like in it's like in East New York I have to drive there and uh the last time or I remember like I I had to a dry ice show around November of last year and there were two guys driving forklifts with Make America Great Again Wow's a little adjacent to that yeah and I was making illusions cold and I I went up to them and I was like I'm sorry have you heard of Kamala before actually they drove a forklift on you lifted you up and threw you my God you're like thanks for killing me are there any are there any theatrics with the ice show yeah I under a story about an ice uh sorceress oh I tell a story about she an ice sorcer uh she her uh she takes over an entire uh kingdom this bitch she's such a bitch and really turns it into ice and these two kids named Greta and Kai that's their names are you kidding I'm not kidding this is completely they have to figure out a way to stop her and they they enlist a dragon she freezes the dragon but then they find salt and they realize that salt can milk the ice milk so it's about road safety too it's about road safety can you comp us a couple tickets?
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_02: Sure yeah again I'm not allowed here children but I do want to see dry ice you can watch from outside because I know I mean I I'm sure it's amazing I wish I brought it here you should have showed how dry ice this needs dry ice billowing out from the bottom dry ice is like a nice look yeah yeah as like dude at filmmakers we're used to fog machines but dry ice dry ice is that that's where the budget's at Claire did you say it's more rolling did you have a problem or yeah everyone's coughing at my hey I'm sorry I'm just I got distracted I forgot where it went you guys feel like your immune system's like kind of back where it's at like pre-COVID took a second right because we were all wearing masks I feel better.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_05: I feel like I'm like I don't know I feel like I was sicker I was always sick because I was smoking cigarettes all day every day.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like I was sicker before COVID I'm off me too just for May for just for Maybe smoke cigs never smoke cigs.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_07: Really?
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_07: Just about cigars I feel like you could get occasionally I like probably like once a year I'll smoke a cigar with my daddy okay and have a scotch.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_09: Oh very Italian I quit smoking cigarettes when we were dating oh that's right because I think once I asked him I was like do you care if I smoke cigarettes is it gross he's like yeah it's kind of gross it's fucking nasty but I do kind of like the smell of someone who smokes like when you kiss them a little bit then I do it so it can smell like garbage and taste like garbage that sometimes is a little window where you're drunk when I'm drunk I'm like oh this is uh yeah it's a little like a it's sexy talk about horny on the air like if I catch like a whiff of a cigarette like downwind from one it's like I don't know it takes me back to being like 200 smokers car they have fabric seats and I love a cigarette on like a 98 degree day.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_05: When it's really really hot out I'm like you like a hot cigarette no we're crazy.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_02: I can't do it what is it about that I don't know it just feels maybe hot coffee on a hot dog I do.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_07: I'm that asshole in August with my ducky asshole who's iced coffee in December me too.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_07: Nice are you gay?
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_02: I uh maybe we'll see by the end of this episode.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_02: It happens on the country um I is I drink I bring a hot coffee to the gym.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_02: I've done it I've done that I feel cool I'm gonna find doing it but people like give me dirty looks I'd rather that than have like some cold like splashing everybody with hot black coffee.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_07: I'm not doing it while kidding if you think I'm on the elliptical and you're kidding if you think Claire will make a hot coffee or a hot tea at home when she has to leave in five minutes and not not put it in a thermos put it in a mug.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_07: Sometimes I do put it in a thumb and then take the mug and then she'll take she'll she'll take like four sips and then she and then there's like an empty like a or like an almost full mug.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_05: But then I come home and I go oh good my coffee and then you just ice the next day or now you just 8 p.m it's fine.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_02: I just drink it.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_09: Wow really she'll drink she'll drink coffee later I take it like I was gonna ask do you have like rules like because you worked in SNL so you your schedule probably was all over the place and you're making coffee every hour every day.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_05: For a big couple of months I did a big couple of months big I didn't I didn't drink coffee at SNL I drank that mushroom coffee show like the ratio and green tea or whatever okay did it do one I was like did it do one fucking day but I because I was crashing every day at like 2 p.m and like I can't fucking I thought you were running on SNL not crashing.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_02: Do you like shrooms?
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_07: I love clearly clearly we have some in our fridge or in our freezer I microdosed yesterday I didn't even really well you didn't even tell me that yeah communication I regret doing it you regret it just last night I feel like it made me quiet and weird.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah and I'm just coming back to life now which is fine.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta do it in the morning really on a day where you don't have anything to do.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_02: Right not at like 11 p.m when you have drag to do the next day you have to get to drag the next day.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah were you at a party or are you hanging out?
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah completely alone sometimes it's fun to do when you're bored yeah yeah it is yeah do you like acid?
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_05: I love acid I never do that acid's better than shrooms that's what they're telling me on the streets and I'm scared to take it more fun than coffee on you and then throwing acid longer yeah and you but you need a whole fucking day for that.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah you do.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah but I feel like similar similar it's very similar I think you learn more.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah whoa really yeah I feel like when I do acid I can tell when someone's a good person or a bad person.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_05: Wow can you read auras kind of stuff?
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_05: Only when I'm on drugs maybe when's the last time you did acid maybe last summer not recent enough yeah I gotta do it again before I leave me let's do it.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_02: Right now I would do it oh wait actually I did it recently maybe this past winter I went to dromedary and uh you know dromedary?
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah now it's like Mervs or whatever it's called Merv the Pervs gone Merve the Perv.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_02: Now they're trying it became like the trans bar now they're like opposite of that they're like that didn't work so it's MERVs like full on it.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_02: Even the font desists yeah it's bad it's gross um but I did ask it late again late at night which you shouldn't do oh I remember the story yeah yeah like you got you got like um uh homophobed by someone yeah someone wouldn't like hug me or or shake my hand or something they were being crazy and the girlfriend was like why won't you touch him?
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_02: It was crazy I'm like I'm on acid and I feel really bad because you're being homophobic but also I'm on acid and maybe it's not what I'm actually experiencing.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah I don't know I wonder you don't fucking but he's like I hate gay people whenever I think I'm like bonding with a straight person and then uh they like give me an ounce of homophobia I I feel really bad.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_02: What do you mean you get in trouble or you feel well two things I'm saying two things at once.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_02: Because remember when I was at um what's that club?
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_02: The bouncer he hated me at nowhere nowhere bar yeah I didn't have my ID and I was like you're about to lose a party at 10 and so he let me in and then I go to I go to Mike and I go I said you're about to lose a party at 10 and he's like he heard me came over he's like now you're gonna brag about it like basically he didn't punch me almost verbally he verbally punched he thrust it he slugged my poopah no he was like you're bragging about I let you in and you're bragging about it I'll kick you out so fast I'm like I'm not bragging I'm like it's just fodder and somehow that worked you're like it's just fodder so he squashed it and I was like sorry sorry sorry first of all it was a party of six it was I was already pushing my luck yeah party of six whatever and then we smoke outside and he smoked me up and then that's I was on shrooms and I came inside and the shrooms hit and he's like yo that doobie really fucked you up and I'm like I'm on shrooms you idiot that did nothing and then um I thought we were friends and I went for the man hung on the way out and he was like inside around people outside we were shooting the shit he smoked me out but I I always push my luck because I didn't why did I go for the manhug where is he now?
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_02: Still at nowhere.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_07: Nowhere looking at me slowly for like confirmation that I was all at no still at nowhere nowhere last time I did acid I I I was trying to get my dog to say one word and I offered her a hundred dollars and it I I I really believe that she was like about like she kind of was like like it kind of it seemed like she might Penny?
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah but what was the word I I I forget It was a slur.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_07: You said this at your birthday once to her oh I did did I offer I offered her money yeah I went over once in a while like I said that she said bonjour or something in French or I thought it was like scrum scrum to something like that.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_07: I I wanted her to just say something really wild.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_07: She will I think she will she will if I do enough drugs I think she will give her a hundred dollars sober I think she'll I think she can do it.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_09: It just takes time for Animal Solar to speak English.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm ready to Venmo though she has Venmo yeah she actually has Cash App that's true yeah really oh because you people like tip her for fun yeah tip her for fun for being cute for her OnlyFans up to that it's wild yeah she's always getting banned for really she's showing hole how long she's licking hole we've had Penny uh for almost five years we got her in twenty December twenty nineteen yeah after we got after we got married no we we've had her for five years yeah yeah she's really cool and cute she's really cool she's the cute dad she's on anti-anxiety medicine right now really she's high right now she's like it's like the Prozac of dogs do you want to see a photo of her take it I was eating cheese this morning and you want to see what she did method acting you're playing a rat soon oh my god she wants cheese she was begging for cheese she was really cute what kind of dog is that a mutt she's a mutt your blend yeah chihuahua Rottweiler cute I know wait my algorithm thinks I um have a dog and it's always trying to sell me the like farmer's dog or MAVE but I'm like really I'm MAVE but I don't have a dog yeah what brand do you guys speak your dogs what's mave it's the like fro now your phones are gonna hear this Mave Mave Maves it's like frozen little chunks I meet and they do like ASMR bullshit it's really annoying oh yeah it's like yeah it's like ice blobs and like I don't like that shit I don't like that shit either it's expensive how much did you buy I don't have a dog what does it taste like I don't know but it's it's cool you should get the fancy dog I'm gonna get to try it on show yeah we should eat dog food on camera that'd be cool our our audience is dying for us to do that subversive dog food that's trash tweet at them or whatever the fuck you use I want to pretend to be a dog on stage like as Gina no I don't Ernest Balsone Ernest Balsone God I've seen a little bit of it it gets weird the dog because it's like so accurate and sort of like subtle yeah one day yeah one day subtle yeah of course I mean I know can I can I see a little bit or no I don't know I don't know if I've ever I know I was just gonna I was just gonna whine like hmm hmm that's pretty good that's good really bad.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_09: I'm just picturing a dog in full makeup yeah yeah we do all animal testing before evolving this product dogs love lip liner.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_02: Penny gives us this look a lot she does this yeah you guys you know why they do that though because they could show the whites of their eyes oh they're submissive bitch that what is it they've evolved to look more like hum babies humans because that's how they get what they want really yeah the whites of the eyes make them look like little humans and then you give them treats and you give them the whites of your eggs wow now that's not mave what is that that's a homeless what is that that's egg egg that's egg egg service yeah wow you guys give it the shells and all like that sounds like it's a bully breeding shells and all I don't know if Penny should be having those she's a mott she can have whatever she wants she's a mott well should we take a little break and come back and do um a dumb game or like two dumb games or I would love that game let's do it too good Gina too little too late okay and we're back we'll be cutting that again Gina is on something tonight and it's not acid it's mush something yeah it's the residual mush um it's the residual mush from last night are you guys both bi curious by by you're bi you're a little bicurious she's pan a little pan by Pen.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_07: She's pan on hook uh I'm interested I'm uh I'm bicurious I guess that's so fun I've had yeah I you know every now and then I've had uh yeah I've had sexual I've had I guess you could say I've had sex with men uh but it's but not full on by you don't you wouldn't say no because I feel like every single time I've done it it's been like oh he's really liking this you know that's really cool that I like made his day that's amazing.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_09: You're like but what about me?
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah what about no that's amazing I love when someone's more straight leaning you know when they're like bi curious it's rare you know so I kind of love that you think it's yeah or I think it most people are are aren't willing to talk about that who are more straight leaning.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_09: Right yeah well we're both pretty bi but I feel like I You're bi too yeah I feel like but I I feel like I'm on like the opposite side of your experience where it's like you probably she hates this she's not liking this at all.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_02: You know like why would anyone want to be with me?
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_09: I feel like you live your life as a straight person or like yeah you're more in a aligned with that reality than the gay one.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_09: And I feel like I'm more aligned with the gay reality than the straight one and I like yeah it's different.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_07: I feel like I'll so like when I when I jack off it's like it's mostly women and then every once in a blue moon Arnold sneaks in there Arnold yeah Arnold pumps me up Arnold posters Nick look at me I'm so big Nick but it honestly is like once every two months or something so it's on a schedule cool yeah yeah yeah that's so nice.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah do you ever I don't know combine those wants what are you saying she's doing five systems no we haven't had one before really no I don't really threw some either we've talked about it group sex but yeah I've done it with other people she has well I've been doing the dishes babe you alright and make sure to rinse those real good those are hand washed honey hand wash honey triple penis hand wash those are pyrex you can do anything with pyrex you can do anything anything with pyrex but um I let my roommate use the pyrex and not hand wash them because I was like be chill they're just bowls but they're ruined ruined ruined yeah but wait they were an immaculate weren't they were voting they were immaculate like mint condition and they were pink hard to find the pink ones yeah and I was like whatever I'm just gonna like not micromanage her yeah because like you gotta let some things go.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah and then look at my bowls are gone the bowls are gone but those are probably chock full of all those um forever chemicals that give you um brain cancer or whatever yeah but they look cool they do look cool not anymore though because they weren't hand washed whatever pirate babe babe pirates that's not microwave safe babe that's cool and you you feel and you're pan.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm pan well we could just say bi and everybody gets it.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_07: I feel like everybody I feel like bi is such a like wiggly term pan right yeah pan because bi is something you can check on a on a form parenthood form I don't think you can have the pan bubble yet I don't think they got pan bubble yet that just means like anyone anything literally everyone in any anything anything anything yeah that shrub I you've been eyeing that shrub I see um but yeah and I I don't know we're in an open marriage that's awesome it's nice to have the ability to explore the pannness the pizza pan pizza of it all is it hard navigating that like an open marriage I mean you guys seem to be doing it amazingly because like you're five in five and a half like we're we're open three years now uh it's been fun yeah it's been great I don't know I really like it yeah and I think everyone should be open I think so too I feel like in by the by re uh the gay reality yeah it's more common it's definitely more common but I think that that's like I mean it's a bit of a it's like a I hate when gays feel stereotyped about that.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_09: It's a stereotype but it's one that everyone is indulging in but it just proves that it's like it's just it's a choice.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_09: You know you know what I mean?
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_09: It's like everyone I think feels desire.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_09: You don't and it's also I think it's like unhealthy to assume that one single person in your life can provide you with everything you could possibly ever need in every regard sexually emotionally psychologically forever.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_07: So it's right takes the pressure off in a way that like I don't know makes it more sustainable maybe yeah I feel like every married straight guy I'm friends with who like you know they're not open.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_07: They all they do is or like every now and then like oh there's this girl at the gym oh there's this girl on Instagram and it's like I don't know it's just you can just you could just have sex with her if you were allowed to be like yeah or otherwise they like are just cheating.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah right which is happening all the time anyway yeah so it's like how do you want to be doing this or do you want to actually like make everybody know make it all known one friend of mine every time we hang out he's he's like God I wish me and my girlfriend could fucking do that oh man that's that's so cool.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_05: I wish I could just go out and get a fucking blowjob and I'm like okay well I'm right here here's the thing what if what if you did that and then a week later your girlfriend was like I've been talking to this guy and I think I'm gonna meet up with him and he was like yeah I wouldn't like that and I'm like well yeah that's the deal buddy like but I think that's it that maybe that's why it's less common with you know straight couples or whatever because there's already this built-in power or whatever like everybody feels like they need to be in these gender roles where it's like well I can go fuck anybody but my woman right can't belong can't have another side of her or whatever but poly's different though right that's more than one partner.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_05: Well and I think the poly of it all is like you're actually having relationships.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_05: It's not like hit it and quit it.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_05: It's like at least be friends.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_08: Right.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah yeah becoming friends yeah and establishing a connection are you poly no but yeah a little bit yeah because that's kind of Fuck anybody.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_05: Because if I like like them.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_02: That makes sense.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, me too.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like a little demisexual and then I need to have like an emotional connection.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_05: Demipale.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_02: Demi pare.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'm demipali.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_02: Lovato.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'm demi lavato.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I am demi lavato.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: Neon shrooms.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_02: Test shrooms once.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_02: You're in a mirror and it's a knee.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I am demilato.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_07: Can I ask a question about your nose?
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, so like why is it discolored?
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_07: Is that a big thing?
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_05: Because from far away, it's an illusion.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_07: We're looking at it, unfortunately.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_02: You're getting that from the side.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_02: But forward on, it should be pinched.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_02: Like illusion.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, sure, okay.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, but it's a little it's a little um uh Okay, I'll blend better.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_09: Impressionistic, I would say.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_05: Because it's like it looks like nose jobby.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_07: My interpretation of it was you're trying to make yourself like a Barbie doll that like somebody like burn like burned or like a baby pulled it and burned.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it took a lighter to my head.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, melted the plastic.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_02: I like it because I just usually grab Vaseline and shove it all over my eyes before we record, but I didn't it today.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_05: Can you do that for Nick on the music video?
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_07: Wait, when we do acid.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_07: Oh my god.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_07: Oh yeah.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_05: That would be really fun.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_05: We're doing acid.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_05: That's some Patreon content.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_05: We're doing acid.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_09: Record the entire trip.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_05: That's a$20.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_09: Can buy in for that.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_09: How dare you?
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_02: No, I get it.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'm actually so glad he brought it up.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's hard.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_02: I got a hard nose to pinch.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_02: Because I got a big nose.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'm a pretty boy, but it I I have like a deep set eye.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_02: You have a strong.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_02: You got Guido eyes.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_02: And a big brow bone.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_02: So it's hard to people think it's easy, but it's hard to get there.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_05: To soften it up.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_02: It's hard to soften it up.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_05: What about you could do stuff with this?
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_09: I feel like you kind of have a little nose.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_09: We're like You do.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_09: Come on.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_05: Kind of a thin.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_05: Like this.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_09: It's not a big nose.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_07: It's not a hard carve.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_07: Really?
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_07: I think it's the I think it's uh it looks like a classic nose.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_05: It's classic.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_05: It looks like a fake nose.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_07: I've been telling people it's a big nose my whole life.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_05: You got big ears.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_07: That's true.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_07: You got big ears.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 46:10
  SPEAKER_09: That's a turn-on for me.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_09: I love a big ear.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_09: Lobe for days.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_05: You can see really deep into them though.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_09: Are you struggling with ear hair at this stage in your life?
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, it doesn't matter.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_09: That's good.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_07: Wax, though.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_07: Wax is a big problem.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_07: Wait, really?
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_05: You gotta get it sucked out really at least once a year.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_02: Roman candle?
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_02: Why do you know?
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_07: No, no, no.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_07: Like I have to go to a doctor to like vacuum.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_07: Does it affect your hearing?
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_09: And then you're like, no, how do you know when it's time to go?
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_09: It coincides with your buy cycle too.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_07: You're like, I just it starts getting really cloggy in there.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_07: And like I'll I'll everything will sound muffled.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_07: And they're like, you're healthy.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_07: Well, no, they're just like, you got a lot of potatoes in there.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_07: You got a lot of potatoes.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_07: Should I get my ears sucked out?
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_05: I think you probably have wet wax like I do.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_05: Where it just sort of naturally kind of mushes out yours hard.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_05: His gets clumps up in there.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_07: It clumps up in there.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_02: Easy.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's amazing.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_02: Brown.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_07: And I have a tool that connects to your phone that puts a little camera in there that you can like see inside the excess.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, really?
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_07: Where else can you put it in?
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_02: Like an ear thing.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you could do it in your yeah.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_07: I should have done my butt.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_07: I want to see how the poop's made.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_07: Like for the rest of the episode, you're just like, where the poop rose.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_05: That's where all of America's jobs are.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_05: Wait, poop or drag my edit.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_09: I don't know.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_09: The other day, I didn't know I think you were, you were getting the drag, and I was like, help you put a necklace on or something.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_09: And you just like are looking at me and you go, poop.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_04: Like a weird like toddler baby.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_08: And I'm like, did you I didn't hear it at first.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, you just said, what did you say?
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_03: And you're like, beep.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_03: It's like sad.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_08: Now we're geeking out of that.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_02: I love poopy.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_04: We love poopy.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_02: We do.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_02: We're all a little pro-fart humor.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_02: Poop humor.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_02: Gotta poop poo.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_05: I farted yesterday.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, that was funny.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_07: It was a good one.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_05: Because I don't fart.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_02: Do you guys shit with the door open?
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_02: I love when straight couples do that.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_02: I used to be straight.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_07: One of the hardest times Claire made me laugh was after I took a shit and then she went in the bathroom and said, smells like Planet of the Apes in here.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_07: I love it.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_08: You love to see it.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_08: That's what I want.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I want.
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_02: Straight couples, you gotta shit with the door open.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_05: Well, my parents used to do that.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_05: And we would just all in my family, it was just me, my mom, and my dad.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_05: We'd leave the door open.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_08: Stinky.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_08: Steamy.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_05: And by my dad would always do like pull my finger, fart on cue.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_05: Big farting.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_02: So you farted recently?
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_05: So I farted recently loud enough that he could hear it.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_07: And he filed.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_07: I'm farting constantly.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_05: He's farting all the time, and I can hear it really loud because he has like cheeks that really flat vibrate with it.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_05: And I don't really have cheeks.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_05: He ejects cheeks.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_05: Mine just goes like this.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_05: Unless it's like my cheeks are too far apart.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_05: No, it's true.
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_05: It's like that's a good idea.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_09: If you ever like wax your butt, those those farts get weird.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_09: They get like they get um like wet.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_09: Because there's no like buffer in there anymore.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes I'll fart and it will sound like that, like the tiniest pinhole of a hole.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_02: Sad.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_02: That's yeah.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_02: That's my 2025 fart.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_02: Trumpety.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_07: I feel like in 2024 it was like it was nervous about the election.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_07: Just don't say anything.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_02: Now I'm doing great.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_02: Now it's up.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_05: Have you guys ever waxed your buttholes?
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_02: Wha wash them?
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_02: Wash.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_09: Never once.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_09: My my husband of the apes once.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_09: Really?
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, and that's how we know that the farts get weird because of whoa.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_05: I've only done it once and it feels pretty cool.
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_09: Really?
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_09: Really?
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_05: Well then when you initially get it all like all wax, it feels like just so soft and crazy.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_05: Because it pokes up.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_05: And my bush is so thick it's like st it's like bristles.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_05: So it's like Nick's hair.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_05: It's like Nick's hair.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_02: You guys have the hair to spare.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_02: If we have kids, they're gonna they're gonna look like big.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_02: But we're gonna have Planet of the Apes.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_02: No, that's good.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_02: You guys might need to consider that.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_02: Consider having a just to harvest the hair.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_09: That line needs to continue.
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_09: Someone you gotta make sure that the baby gets.
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's rude to be like, you guys should have kids, but just consider.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_09: No.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_09: We're thinking about it.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_09: It's in development hell.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_09: Do you want us to leave you alone in here for a while and see what happens?
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_09: Sure, yeah.
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_09: Can we get a camera?
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_09: Definitely.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_09: Exactly.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_08: 2024.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_04: 24, 23.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_02: Wham.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_02: 2007?
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, 23 was like a crescendo it up a little, you know.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, gassy.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_02: I think, yeah, it had that like whatever.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_07: 2020 was behind a mask.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_02: So you remember some of this, like a crease.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_05: That's like for eighth grade.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, either that part of my body I can't make part.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_07: You can't do that.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, what's your um can I ask what your pubesitch is?
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_02: You said you have thick.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_05: It's thick.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_05: It's but my I have a big bush era.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_05: It's bush era.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_07: I love that.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_07: Ha.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_05: HW.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_07: Uh Baboon's daughter.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_07: Baboon's daughter.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_07: He's not very hairy.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_07: Really?
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_07: He has no hair or hair over here.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_07: I love that.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_07: No hair on the back.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_07: There's like there's there's like a little uh little spades.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_07: There's an ace spades.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_07: But it's really light.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_07: Decorative.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_07: Very light.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_07: I haven't I haven't touched that the pube area in maybe 20 years.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_05: It's like someone else's penis or something.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_09: Not even a little scissor on the sides?
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_09: Nothing?
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_07: Never.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_09: Wow.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_09: That's amazing.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_09: A 20-year run.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_09: That is I don't know if I've ever heard.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_07: It doesn't really grow down there.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_05: I think I have more armpit hair than you do.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's probably true.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, a lot of women do.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_05: I have as much as you do.
• 52:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: Cool.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you I feel like a lot of like women that don't I have a stupid ass pet.
• 52:46
  SPEAKER_02: My pit sucks.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_02: I like it.
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_02: I wish I had more hair.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you have a good pit.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, there you go.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_02: I do?
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_02: Look at that.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_02: He's got a good pit.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_05: That's classic, though.
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_02: If you're mousey, mine is nothing, non-existent.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_02: I need like a transplant.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_07: You should go to Turkey for your uh what do you call it?
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_02: Uh it's like one little sucks.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_02: He's a mouse.
• 53:06
  SPEAKER_02: You're my bush though is insane.
• 53:07
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like fearless, and then it's like, goo, okay.
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_05: You're a full Italian.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_02: That's why I know the black triangle.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_02: Diamond status.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's diamond.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_02: When it goes up to the belly, yeah, the goals back up.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_02: That's actually diamond status.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_02: That's hard.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_02: That's cool.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I want.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_02: Should we play a game?
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_02: The game is name your fart.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe your um pube shape.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh, banana.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_09: Eugene.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_02: Um let's do maybe counterpoint to start.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_09: Okay.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_09: Where's my phone?
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, I have I have one.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_11: Counterpoint.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_09: New electric cars that don't have an engine sound and they have that weird techno sound that's like wee, wee, wee, wee, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, it's punt.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_05: Punt.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_09: I wish they would have.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_09: Imagine if someone was like, that's cunt.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_09: Well, the it's kind of cool.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_09: It's a little like futuristic, but it's like, I wish they made it not so uh subtle and like a little more like not so artistic.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_09: Like just a little bit more industrial.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_09: I want to hear a car coming, not like a weird ghost.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_05: Just a fake, if it sounds like it's coming out of a speaker, just give me a fake car noise.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_05: Because it's also dangerous when a car is quiet.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_09: Is that why they do that?
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, it's they they you have to put a sound on an electric car because it doesn't make enough noise.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_09: It does sound.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_09: It hits people, but it's like I I want it to be a sound that I recognize, not a sound like, what the fuck is that?
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_09: And then I get hit by a car.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_09: Right.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_02: But it's someone's voice just being like, if you want episode one, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_02: That was kind of cool.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_02: Good, good, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_02: You like episode one?
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_05: Good, good, good, good, good.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_02: No, you don't.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_05: We were just talking about Star Wars today.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_05: Nick was just listening to a Star Wars audiobook today.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_05: Which one?
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_05: Uh the Robots Empire.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_07: It was no.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, punch him.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_07: Nerd Alert.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_07: Only a sift deals in absolute.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_07: It was an audiobook that I I I okay, so I watched Andor and I was really into it.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_07: Anybody else?
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_07: Yep.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_07: Yep, yep.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_09: It's a Star Wars show.
• 55:12
  SPEAKER_09: It's a good one.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but my drag name is Amanda Lorian.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_07: Here we go.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_07: That's really good.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_07: Well, Andor reignited my love for Star Wars, and I was reading on Reddit about some Star Wars books, and I started listening to the Star Wars audiobook called From a Certain Point of View, and it's where do you know about this?
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, it's like different retell different like background characters.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_07: From from the original Star Wars, and they have yeah, and I was I was getting into it.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_07: I I really liked it.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_07: Was it like that little mouse woman from the cantina?
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_07: Does she have who is this man walking in with a lightsaber?
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_07: And then she dies, so you know.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_05: Is that episode one?
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_07: No, it's episode four.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_05: So the first movie.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_07: That's right.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_07: So the first movie.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_09: Chronologically.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_09: Chronologically.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_09: But episode one is is fun.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_09: It is fun.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_09: He was episoded.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_09: George was cooking on that one.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_09: I don't know what it was, but it was something.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_05: It was good.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_07: Angela Ruver of Star Wars or Gina, should I say?
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_07: Whatever you want.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_07: Were you a Star Wars girl?
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_05: I was.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_05: We had a Star Wars episode.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_05: We did it?
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_05: I had a cowboy hat on.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_04: Did that answer?
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_04: Did that answer your question?
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_04: That works.
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, that, yeah, that's turn.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_02: No, um, yeah, my I watched the originals like with my dad, like four or five things.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_02: Ernest, yeah.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_02: Ernest.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_02: Ernest.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_02: I told Nick, I was like, it gets worse in drag.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_02: Because like I can't your earnestness?
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_02: My earnestness gets worse in drag.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_09: Because you're like dumber?
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_02: Is that dumber and slower?
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_02: I am Ernest Bellstone.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_02: Well, my dad is.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_02: Tell us the story.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_02: What even happened?
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, so uh I had a birthday party at my place, and uh That was Ernest to me.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_07: And and uh and I was playing uh there was uh uh an 80s sex comedy playing on TV, and earn uh uh Angelo was in the room and I was like, Angelo, your dad directed this, right?
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_07: And the and and I told a bunch of people at the party that Angelo's father named Ernest Bellasone had direct had directed a bunch of 80s sex comedies.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, he he this guy did everything.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_11: It's like when I supposed to do yes and it'd be like, yeah, my dad.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_09: Like, you know, he doesn't stand by it anymore.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_07: You did yes and for a little bit.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_07: And then a bunch of people were like, wait, is that true?
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_02: Or yeah, and how would I respond?
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, no.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_07: I love a low-stakes lie like that.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_07: And she believed it for like a night.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_09: How do you remember that?
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_09: I don't know.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_09: I feel like we were talking about lies one time.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_09: Maybe it was like literally at the party and like you just followed up with that one.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_09: But one time some guy told me that he was the kid from the crossfire commercial.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_09: And he was like, I just got fat.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_09: And I was like, oh my god, yeah.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_09: And he's like, I'm lying.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_09: I was like, oh, I did like that.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_09: Because like, what is the kid from the crossfire commercial look like?
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_09: What was crossfire?
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_09: It was like a weird bee thing.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, you shoot the bee.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_04: Crossfire.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's what it was all about.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_01: Crossfire.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_05: I lied and said I lied when I was and said that I wrote the As Told by Ginger theme song, which was sung by Macy.
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_05: Someone wants told me.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_05: And I wrote it down in my journal, like these were the lyrics, and I wrote them and I sent them to Nickelodeon.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_02: You're cool, Alt and Quer.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_02: You didn't.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_05: You're wow.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_02: That equals Macy Gray.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_02: Macy.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_02: As told by Ginger, I I hated that animation style.
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_02: That was ugly.
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_02: They had a low mouth.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_09: It was the same as um Darwin uh uh Deborah.
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_09: What is it?
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_09: The wild thorn berries.
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_09: Which was always a little rugrats adjacent, but not close enough.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_09: Not quite.
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 59:11
  SPEAKER_09: Was that that animation style or just wild thorn berries in general?
• 59:13
  SPEAKER_09: Wild thorn berries.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_09: Punt cunt.
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_05: Rugrats was cunt.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, for sure.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_02: That's I was referencing Dill when I was like poopy?
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, with Poopy.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_02: The way he said it.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_09: It was like P-U-W.
• 59:25
  SPEAKER_09: Like.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_09: But you said that to me the other day, too, and you were like, I'm referencing Dylan, Tommy's brother.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_09: And I was like, it's not Dylan, Ange.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_09: It's it's Dylan.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_09: It's the world's dumbest person.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_01: Dylan Nichols.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_01: Dylan.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_01: It's Dylan.
• 59:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's Dylan.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_01: It's his brother Dylan.
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_01: Dylan.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_01: Dylan man.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_01: Dylan, you son of a bitch.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_09: It's Dylan man.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_09: What about Doug?
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_09: Was Doug cunt or punt?
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_05: For I think it's cunt.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_05: Cunt.
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_05: But bordering on punt for some reason.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_05: It was a little lame.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, it was like boring.
• 59:57
  SPEAKER_02: They had some weird storylines which maybe bumped it into cunt.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_07: I remember I remember Doug, Renan Stimpy, and Rugrets all came out like the same time.
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_07: Uh-huh.
• 1:00:06
  SPEAKER_07: And Ren and Stimpy was like.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_07: Ren and Stimpy was it.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_07: I was so scared of Ren and Stimpy.
• 1:00:11
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I was like fully allowed to watch.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_05: Rocco's Modern Life.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, Rocco.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_09: Rocco was kind.
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_05: Super cool.
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_09: They brought that back on like Netflix or something, didn't they?
• 1:00:18
  SPEAKER_09: Was it like the miniseries?
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_09: I think I tried to watch that, but I was like, Arthur Magic's not there anymore.
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, kind of cunt.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_09: Oh yeah.
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_09: The fist?
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_09: What does that mean?
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_09: Never wasn't.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_09: There's just the meaning of the fist when he was a big thing.
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, Hunch Binky?
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_05: Is it that?
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:00:34
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't hate the animation style of Arthur.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_05: No, I didn't hate it.
• 1:00:37
  SPEAKER_05: I liked it.
• 1:00:38
  SPEAKER_05: Kind of cool.
• 1:00:38
  SPEAKER_07: I think I was too old for it.
• 1:00:40
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_07: We were all maybe a little too much.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna be 40 in July.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_05: It's hot.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_05: How old are you this?
• 1:00:47
  SPEAKER_09: 35.
• 1:00:47
  SPEAKER_09: 35.
• 1:00:48
  SPEAKER_05: Me too.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_07: Enjoy it.
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_05: Did you think I was 42?
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_09: No, I thought you were younger.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_09: How old do you think I was?
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_09: 15.
• 1:00:58
  unknown: Yeah.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_04: You could be whatever.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_02: You could be whatever you want in the 30s.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_02: But like uh 40 makes sense.
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_02: So you're a little um Cuspy.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_02: Little Gen X?
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_02: No, you're millennial.
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_02: No, Elder Millennial.
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_02: Elder millennial.
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_02: What is linear?
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_07: Millennial starts 81 and I'm 85.
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_07: So you're well within.
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, you're you're millennial.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just I love Gen.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_05: I love Gen.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_05: Me too.
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_02: I love their whole fit.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_02: Kinda.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_02: Because I grew up with like old female cousins and I just love that, like, I don't know, feel safe with them.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_02: Because they're like awful.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_02: They're like actually awful and like woke now.
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_02: They're like oh they're woke now.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_02: Now they're woke or they try to be like performatively woke.
• 1:01:38
  SPEAKER_05: Hyper liberal gen X.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_02: Bad.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_07: They're not into Dave Chappelle.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_07: Like all the Gen X people in my family.
• 1:01:44
  SPEAKER_07: Well, there's a lot of people.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_02: But they're all like alt-right.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_02: They're all alt-right, kind of.
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_02: Alt-right and woke.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_02: But trying to be woke.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_02: This is a problem.
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I know what you're talking about with our culture.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_02: And like a Gen X gay guy is so funny.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_02: They're not.
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_05: But I know what you're talking about.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what I'm talking about, actually.
• 1:02:08
  SPEAKER_05: I think I kind of know what you're talking about.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_07: I can't.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_07: I uh being like canceled.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_02: Gen X is very like, if you like it, I love it.
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like somehow homophobic.
• 1:02:19
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, because it's like it, they're not actually accessing any of it.
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_09: They're just like, it's gay is okay.
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, gay is okay.
• 1:02:24
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like, well, my boss Mary says, if you like it, I love it.
• 1:02:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, that's homophobic somehow.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_02: It's very like.
• 1:02:34
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, it's just glancing off the surface.
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_09: It's like not getting into it.
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_09: I feel like a lot of Gen Xers like it's that whole vibe of like, it's the 90s.
• 1:02:43
  SPEAKER_09: Like everything is, we're all past all that stuff.
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_09: Race?
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_09: What is that?
• 1:02:47
  SPEAKER_09: And like they get locked into these ideas that actually like have evolved since then and they don't they haven't moved on.
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_05: And they haven't done any work exactly sort of too.
• 1:02:56
  SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
• 1:02:57
  SPEAKER_07: They're like the lost generation.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_07: For real.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_02: These people talk about boomers.
• 1:03:01
  SPEAKER_09: But boomers are still in power.
• 1:03:02
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:03:02
  SPEAKER_05: And they will be forever, so Gen X people are the last people to have like jobs and money.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_09: And now uh Zoomers can't even they can't write a single paper without Chat GPT.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_09: It's what I read.
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_09: Oh my god.
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_09: Colleges have been having like a lot of problems with kids being like, please let me use ChatGPT.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_09: Z stands for Zoomer?
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_09: Uh Gen Z.
• 1:03:21
  SPEAKER_09: Zoomer is like the cloak.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_09: And the water bottles.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_09: And what's next?
• 1:03:24
  SPEAKER_09: All the water bottles that they're wasting.
• 1:03:26
  SPEAKER_09: Gen Alpha.
• 1:03:27
  SPEAKER_05: You know, when I cheated on tests, I would write the answers to the test inside the label of a water bottle.
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I was like, who's my Tess?
• 1:03:34
  SPEAKER_02: So what Tess?
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_02: Why did you do that to her?
• 1:03:39
  SPEAKER_05: So in that way I wasted water.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_05: A bottle of water.
• 1:03:43
  SPEAKER_05: But I didn't dump it out.
• 1:03:44
  SPEAKER_05: I drank it.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_05: And then I or then I waterfalled it in my friend who was thirsty or something nice.
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_09: Because no um uh no backwash.
• 1:03:52
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, no backwash.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_09: But Tess is by and poly, no offense.
• 1:03:55
  SPEAKER_05: But Tess is by and poly, no offense.
• 1:03:56
  SPEAKER_09: You know what I mean?
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_09: She would be.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_09: Cheating on Tess, cunt or punt.
• 1:04:01
  SPEAKER_09: Uh uh cunt.
• 1:04:03
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_05: Even the smartest people cheating on the phone.
• 1:04:05
  SPEAKER_07: Darth Vader.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_05: Cunt.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_07: Kant.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_05: Because Darth Vader was like nice in the end.
• 1:04:10
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_05: Right?
• 1:04:12
  SPEAKER_07: No, Anakin Skywalker was nice.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_07: Right, yes.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_07: When he was redeemed, he became Anakin again.
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Vader.
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_05: What are you looking on your phone?
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_09: He's looking at photos of Vader.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_02: He's like nothing.
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh, I'm playing Soto Crush.
• 1:04:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, photos of Vader.
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_02: Photos of Vader?
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_02: Helmet all?
• 1:04:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, Darth Vader is so good.
• 1:04:36
  SPEAKER_09: That is maybe the most iconic villain design of all time.
• 1:04:39
  SPEAKER_09: Other than maybe like the Terminator, which is just a skeleton.
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_09: You know what I mean?
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_09: It's like you can't that any better than like evil black helmet guys.
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, but also it's just like that.
• 1:04:47
  SPEAKER_07: I feel like that bell shape.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_07: If I was in the room with somebody dressed as him, I would be blow him?
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_07: Like I'd blow him out of fear.
• 1:04:56
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_08: Like, my lord.
• 1:04:58
  SPEAKER_07: My lord, yeah.
• 1:04:59
  SPEAKER_08: My lord.
• 1:05:02
  SPEAKER_03: My lord! Oh my lord!
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_07: Palpatine, Emperor Palpatine.
• 1:05:09
  SPEAKER_07: Oh my god, Palpatine.
• 1:05:11
  SPEAKER_07: He's my favorite.
• 1:05:11
  SPEAKER_02: Every time I read Star Wars when we did the Star Wars, yeah, you said he's my favorite.
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, why?
• 1:05:16
  SPEAKER_02: Because he's a long nude nails.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_07: And he shot lightning out of them?
• 1:05:19
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I told him to put it in post.
• 1:05:21
  SPEAKER_09: He's just pure evil.
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_09: It's so fun in a character to just be like, I'm the bad guy.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_09: He's such a bitch.
• 1:05:25
  SPEAKER_09: He's such a cooch.
• 1:05:28
  SPEAKER_09: Star Wars is amazing.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_09: Star Wars is amazing.
• 1:05:30
  SPEAKER_05: Star Trek.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 1:05:32
  SPEAKER_09: Punt.
• 1:05:33
  SPEAKER_09: Punt?
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_05: Kind of boring.
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:05:35
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_05: It's not as it's more like scientific science.
• 1:05:39
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I don't know.
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_07: It's a military drama.
• 1:05:41
  SPEAKER_07: Or it's like it's more militarized.
• 1:05:44
  SPEAKER_07: It's more like proper.
• 1:05:47
  unknown: Yeah.
• 1:05:48
  SPEAKER_07: It's got its own.
• 1:05:48
  SPEAKER_07: It's more drama.
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_09: There's some of it that I like, but all the new stuff that came out, like with like uh Paramount Plus and all that shit, like that is horrible.
• 1:05:57
  SPEAKER_09: It's so bad.
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_09: It's like just like on life support trying to keep.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_09: The franchise alive and making money.
• 1:06:01
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I'm looking at my list.
• 1:06:02
  SPEAKER_02: Contrapoint and on here is disclaiming a smelly burp.
• 1:06:06
  SPEAKER_02: It's like not disclaiming.
• 1:06:08
  SPEAKER_09: This is always literally like burp burp and fart and poopy humor.
• 1:06:13
  SPEAKER_09: You're like, you're like turning the water on when you're shitting at a friend's house, and it's like that's not good.
• 1:06:17
  SPEAKER_09: Well I love that.
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_09: We did ask that once.
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, disclaiming when it's a smelly burp?
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, be like, ooh, sorry, I had like a I don't know.
• 1:06:24
  SPEAKER_02: I had poop punt.
• 1:06:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:06:27
  SPEAKER_02: You don't want to but I do it.
• 1:06:29
  SPEAKER_02: I think I unfortunately fall victim to my own bullshit.
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't do.
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_02: I think I disclaim it.
• 1:06:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like, sorry, I had a hot dog dinner.
• 1:06:38
  SPEAKER_02: Again.
• 1:06:40
  SPEAKER_02: I had a full course of hot dogs.
• 1:06:43
  SPEAKER_02: It's not a hot dog dinner.
• 1:06:44
  SPEAKER_02: It's like you like hot dog dinner.
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_08: Definitely.
• 1:06:48
  SPEAKER_09: You had a hot dog dinner the other day.
• 1:06:50
  SPEAKER_02: You were like, I'm caving a hot dog and I'm like, I had hot dogs last night.
• 1:06:53
  SPEAKER_09: I was like, what?
• 1:06:54
  SPEAKER_05: With that me?
• 1:06:56
  SPEAKER_09: I haven't even had one hot dog yet this year.
• 1:06:58
  SPEAKER_09: Sorry.
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_05: I haven't either.
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_05: Wait, I haven't eaten meat.
• 1:07:01
  SPEAKER_05: That's why.
• 1:07:01
  SPEAKER_09: Oh.
• 1:07:02
  SPEAKER_09: Are you veg?
• 1:07:03
  SPEAKER_05: I'm pesk.
• 1:07:04
  SPEAKER_05: Poly pesque and pan.
• 1:07:06
  SPEAKER_02: Triple P, baby.
• 1:07:08
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, three Ps.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_02: My tofu dog is kind of cunt though.
• 1:07:11
  SPEAKER_05: They're kind of sick.
• 1:07:11
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like pesceteering is so 90s.
• 1:07:13
  SPEAKER_02: I love this.
• 1:07:14
  SPEAKER_05: It is pretty Gen X.
• 1:07:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:07:15
  SPEAKER_02: Gen X.
• 1:07:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:07:20
  SPEAKER_05: Fish is good for you.
• 1:07:21
  SPEAKER_05: But eventually I'm gonna try to not.
• 1:07:23
  SPEAKER_05: But I don't know.
• 1:07:23
  SPEAKER_05: I do crip.
• 1:07:24
  SPEAKER_05: My body is like if I don't have protein, I well okay.
• 1:07:28
  SPEAKER_09: Counterpunt protein being in like everything now, like a protein cookie.
• 1:07:31
  SPEAKER_09: I I saw that on the on the shelf recently.
• 1:07:33
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:07:34
  SPEAKER_09: It's like you don't also how much protein can you physically like take 30 grams and then you pee out the rest.
• 1:07:39
  SPEAKER_09: Right.
• 1:07:40
  SPEAKER_09: So it's like you just have a protein shake or something.
• 1:07:42
  SPEAKER_05: I'm not trying to get yoked or anything either.
• 1:07:47
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_05: I'm never using a if it's a good one, I believe you.
• 1:07:52
  SPEAKER_05: But sometimes I'm like, it feels like it's a little bit more.
• 1:07:54
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I make fun of people with them, but I I'm probably missing out.
• 1:07:57
  SPEAKER_02: Most of them don't do anything.
• 1:07:58
  SPEAKER_09: Like I when you see people with two neck pillows, it's like that's a good thing.
• 1:08:00
  SPEAKER_02: There's like a var like a tier system of neck pillows, that little like two.
• 1:08:05
  SPEAKER_05: Have you seen the one that covers your whole head?
• 1:08:07
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, like a weird globe.
• 1:08:08
  SPEAKER_09: It's pretty crazy.
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_02: Do you inflate it?
• 1:08:12
  SPEAKER_09: What's that?
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's like the flotation device.
• 1:08:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:08:24
  SPEAKER_05: I hope I never have to blow up the flotation device on the airplane.
• 1:08:29
  SPEAKER_09: You don't have to.
• 1:08:30
  SPEAKER_09: They don't have to.
• 1:08:31
  SPEAKER_09: They blow themselves up.
• 1:08:32
  SPEAKER_09: Well, sometimes, but no, no, no.
• 1:08:33
  SPEAKER_09: In the in the safety report, they're like, if it doesn't blow, if it doesn't inflate, you have to blow it up yourself with this little tube.
• 1:08:38
  SPEAKER_09: But that's when you go years before the child.
• 1:08:41
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not doing it.
• 1:08:42
  SPEAKER_02: They tell me they're like, are you comfortable like dealing with shit if you're in this ecstasy?
• 1:08:46
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, sure.
• 1:08:48
  SPEAKER_05: Right, right.
• 1:08:49
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:08:50
  SPEAKER_05: Then they turn it on.
• 1:08:51
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, when they turn away, you're like that.
• 1:08:53
  SPEAKER_07: She's like, what's that?
• 1:08:56
  SPEAKER_08: I've always wanted to go.
• 1:08:57
  SPEAKER_08: Don't you shake your head now?
• 1:09:00
  SPEAKER_02: They turn my head.
• 1:09:04
  SPEAKER_02: I've always wanted to go down the slide.
• 1:09:05
  SPEAKER_02: That's kind of cool.
• 1:09:08
  SPEAKER_02: That never happens.
• 1:09:09
  SPEAKER_02: Don't worry, I think it will.
• 1:09:10
  SPEAKER_02: Sooner no.
• 1:09:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:09:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna die in a plane crash.
• 1:09:13
  SPEAKER_02: No, you won't.
• 1:09:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna need to die in a plane crash.
• 1:09:18
  SPEAKER_02: No, I know.
• 1:09:19
  SPEAKER_02: We can't.
• 1:09:20
  SPEAKER_02: We gotta cool it with the freak accidents.
• 1:09:22
  SPEAKER_09: Um traveled neck pillow?
• 1:09:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:09:25
  SPEAKER_09: No, I don't, I've never never even had one.
• 1:09:27
  SPEAKER_09: But I think like if you if it if it works, if there was something that worked that could support your neck while you were like sleeping upright on a plane, uh that would be con.
• 1:09:34
  SPEAKER_09: But I just don't think it exists.
• 1:09:35
  SPEAKER_09: I just haven't seen that.
• 1:09:36
  SPEAKER_07: I almost never sleep on planes.
• 1:09:39
  SPEAKER_07: I can sleep really hard.
• 1:09:40
  SPEAKER_07: Really?
• 1:09:41
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:09:41
  SPEAKER_07: It's very hard for me to sleep on planes.
• 1:09:43
  SPEAKER_02: I usually am dozing off before it takes off.
• 1:09:46
  SPEAKER_02: Me too.
• 1:09:46
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm like aware of like I'm gonna want to recline and I can't for a little bit, but I'm so tired now.
• 1:09:52
  SPEAKER_02: So I like I don't know.
• 1:09:53
  SPEAKER_02: But then I here I am.
• 1:09:55
  SPEAKER_05: On our way back from Japan, it's like a 10-hour flight.
• 1:09:58
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
• 1:09:58
  SPEAKER_05: I fell asleep and I had a dream that the plane was crashing.
• 1:10:02
  SPEAKER_05: Crazy.
• 1:10:02
  SPEAKER_05: And then I woke up and I was sort of having a panic attack for like two hours.
• 1:10:06
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_05: And I had to like calm down.
• 1:10:10
  SPEAKER_05: And I look where we are on the map right above the black, right in the middle of the ocean.
• 1:10:14
  SPEAKER_05: Terminal B.
• 1:10:14
  SPEAKER_05: You haven't even left.
• 1:10:15
  SPEAKER_05: What?
• 1:10:16
  SPEAKER_05: You didn't tell me at all.
• 1:10:17
  SPEAKER_05: I think I told you I was like, I was really freaking out for a little bit.
• 1:10:20
  SPEAKER_09: No, you didn't.
• 1:10:21
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe I was too tired to tell you.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, what about um seems like you were okay?
• 1:10:25
  SPEAKER_09: But it was scary.
• 1:10:26
  SPEAKER_09: That is really scary.
• 1:10:26
  SPEAKER_05: When you wake up and then you're like finding a few.
• 1:10:28
  SPEAKER_09: And you're in the dream still, yeah, because you're on a plane.
• 1:10:30
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:10:31
  SPEAKER_09: What about like taking an edible to fly?
• 1:10:33
  SPEAKER_09: Counter punt.
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_09: I haven't done it, but it I don't know.
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_09: It doesn't really work.
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_09: I think it's kind of punt to me because it's like, what if like you take the wrong edible and then you you're fucking freaking out on the plane?
• 1:10:41
  SPEAKER_07: Like or if you're sitting next to a drunk and stranger that you don't want to fucking I don't know.
• 1:10:46
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:10:47
  SPEAKER_07: I can't do it.
• 1:10:48
  SPEAKER_07: I could just fall asleep punt from Nikki.
• 1:10:50
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 1:10:50
  SPEAKER_02: I've been stopping with the edibles in general.
• 1:10:53
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 1:10:53
  SPEAKER_02: I smoke a ton of weed, but I edibles like are kind of weird for me.
• 1:10:56
  SPEAKER_02: That's all.
• 1:10:57
  SPEAKER_05: I never liked them.
• 1:10:58
  SPEAKER_02: I love them.
• 1:10:59
  SPEAKER_09: They don't work for me.
• 1:11:00
  SPEAKER_09: Do you love them?
• 1:11:01
  SPEAKER_09: Do you feel like they're correctly dosed, or is it just a crap shade all the shit?
• 1:11:05
  SPEAKER_07: I don't care.
• 1:11:07
  SPEAKER_07: I found one that I really like and I portion it I know which I know how much to take each time.
• 1:11:13
  SPEAKER_07: And then it's uh Yeah, and I have a very good time.
• 1:11:16
  SPEAKER_09: Nice.
• 1:11:17
  SPEAKER_09: I took a bite of a C B D gummy last night.
• 1:11:20
  SPEAKER_09: Not last night, too nice.
• 1:11:21
  SPEAKER_09: C B D that's pun to sleep, and I woke up with a fucking headache.
• 1:11:24
  SPEAKER_09: I was like, Yeah, I was like, this is what's the point of this shit.
• 1:11:27
  SPEAKER_05: C B D gets me high.
• 1:11:28
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 1:11:29
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:11:29
  SPEAKER_05: I'm very sensitive to the I think it can get some people high.
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_07: Here's what I like to do.
• 1:11:35
  SPEAKER_07: I take a little bit of edible, I start cooking dinner, and then when the dinner's done, the edible is like hitting, and I'm eating a nice meal.
• 1:11:43
  SPEAKER_07: Wow.
• 1:11:48
  SPEAKER_04: It's cooking cut.
• 1:11:49
  SPEAKER_05: Jerry's a homemade dinner or going out with to dinner with friends.
• 1:11:55
  SPEAKER_05: They're both kind.
• 1:11:57
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's kind.
• 1:11:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of that he cooks.
• 1:12:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:12:01
  SPEAKER_05: Friends kind.
• 1:12:02
  SPEAKER_02: But I don't cook shit.
• 1:12:03
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I can cook, but I I go out all the time.
• 1:12:04
  SPEAKER_02: My roommate cooks a little too much.
• 1:12:07
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 1:12:07
  SPEAKER_02: A little bit.
• 1:12:08
  SPEAKER_05: I love going out to eat.
• 1:12:09
  SPEAKER_05: I love going to eat.
• 1:12:10
  SPEAKER_05: Because it's like New York.
• 1:12:10
  SPEAKER_07: It's like, babe, it's New York.
• 1:12:12
  SPEAKER_07: I know.
• 1:12:12
  SPEAKER_07: No one's doing it seven days a week.
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_07: I do love I'm I'm You're not cooking seven days a week.
• 1:12:16
  SPEAKER_07: I'm not.
• 1:12:17
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I'm trying to many days.
• 1:12:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'm cooking.
• 1:12:22
  SPEAKER_02: You've got to have two takeout nights in your rotation.
• 1:12:24
  SPEAKER_02: Two takeout night.
• 1:12:25
  SPEAKER_02: I know you're taking a takeout.
• 1:12:30
  SPEAKER_02: There's no way there's not two takeout nights in your rotation.
• 1:12:33
  SPEAKER_07: There are.
• 1:12:34
  SPEAKER_05: There are at least two takeout nights in your take.
• 1:12:36
  SPEAKER_02: That's normal.
• 1:12:37
  SPEAKER_02: You want to be in that zone.
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_02: You don't want to be no takeout.
• 1:12:40
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like I can't.
• 1:12:41
  SPEAKER_07: Well, sorry, go ahead.
• 1:12:42
  SPEAKER_07: No, no, no, no.
• 1:12:42
  SPEAKER_07: I was just gonna say I can't figure out like everything is so expensive right now that I don't even know if there's a real if I'm saving a lot of money from all the cooking I'm doing.
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's kind of the same price, TB.
• 1:12:54
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I wonder.
• 1:12:55
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder, I don't think.
• 1:12:57
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder, I don't think.
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_05: I wonder, I don't think.
• 1:13:00
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what I meant by that, but uh yeah, my room.
• 1:13:04
  SPEAKER_02: Because she's always cooking all the time.
• 1:13:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, are you saving?
• 1:13:07
  SPEAKER_02: I think so.
• 1:13:07
  SPEAKER_05: I think you're saving if you're not cooking like steak.
• 1:13:11
  SPEAKER_05: I would want to get steak in a restaurant so I don't fuck it up on my own and waste like$50.
• 1:13:16
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:13:16
  SPEAKER_02: New York makes you indulgent, let me tell you.
• 1:13:19
  SPEAKER_09: Well, everything you can like spend$30 in one minute stepping outside.
• 1:13:22
  SPEAKER_09: That's just like gone.
• 1:13:24
  SPEAKER_02: This city fucks you every day, so you need to like have your little vices and your expensive dinners and your thing, you're in you indulge because like that's how you stay sane.
• 1:13:32
  SPEAKER_05: That's why I feel like in LA it will be somehow cheaper.
• 1:13:36
  SPEAKER_05: But maybe that will be that money will be used for gas.
• 1:13:39
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:13:40
  SPEAKER_02: I want to see you guys in LA.
• 1:13:42
  SPEAKER_09: It'll be like this.
• 1:13:43
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:13:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:13:44
  SPEAKER_09: You get but you both get huge hats for no reason.
• 1:13:47
  SPEAKER_09: I think so.
• 1:13:48
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:13:48
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I think so.
• 1:13:51
  SPEAKER_05: But just the front.
• 1:13:52
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:13:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_05: Your hair looks so cool right now.
• 1:13:56
  SPEAKER_02: I said this um off camera.
• 1:13:58
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I want this as a boy.
• 1:13:59
  SPEAKER_05: One of the people like that.
• 1:14:00
  SPEAKER_02: It's like licked by a lion.
• 1:14:01
  SPEAKER_02: We say in the back if it's a good flip, it's like licked by a lion.
• 1:14:04
  SPEAKER_05: I'll give you this person's contact info.
• 1:14:06
  SPEAKER_05: I'm having sex with him.
• 1:14:07
  SPEAKER_02: Cool.
• 1:14:08
  SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
• 1:14:08
  SPEAKER_09: I'm doing the dishes.
• 1:14:10
  SPEAKER_05: He's bisexual.
• 1:14:11
  SPEAKER_05: Pyrex! And he cut this hair.
• 1:14:13
  SPEAKER_09: That looks like a very bisexual haircut.
• 1:14:15
  SPEAKER_09: So But you also look so good with a shaved head too.
• 1:14:18
  SPEAKER_02: You can pull up.
• 1:14:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:20
  SPEAKER_02: I appreciate that.
• 1:14:21
  SPEAKER_02: So sick.
• 1:14:21
  SPEAKER_02: You're hot.
• 1:14:22
  SPEAKER_05: I like having hair.
• 1:14:23
  SPEAKER_05: I like not having hair.
• 1:14:24
  SPEAKER_05: So sue me.
• 1:14:26
  SPEAKER_02: But you keep it kind of short, which I think is cool.
• 1:14:28
  SPEAKER_05: I do because I obsess over it.
• 1:14:30
  SPEAKER_05: And then the more I have it, the more time I'll spend trying to get it to be perfect, and then but and then Nick's like, let's go.
• 1:14:38
  SPEAKER_05: But I gotta do it.
• 1:14:39
  SPEAKER_05: Let's go He didn't talk like that.
• 1:14:43
  SPEAKER_07: I I just I say that with my nervous tension.
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_05: No, he does it quietly.
• 1:14:47
  SPEAKER_05: He stands by the door.
• 1:14:48
  SPEAKER_05: I'm still in the bathroom.
• 1:14:50
  SPEAKER_05: Well, when we're gonna do it.
• 1:14:50
  SPEAKER_02: Are you a little slow?
• 1:14:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like in the getting ready?
• 1:14:52
  SPEAKER_02: Like compared to it.
• 1:14:53
  SPEAKER_02: It takes forever.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_02: I love that.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_05: I'm not even slow.
• 1:14:55
  SPEAKER_09: I'm just always like, oh, I have to do this before I oh I have to do this before I've gotten crazy about being late and being on time.
• 1:15:01
  SPEAKER_09: Like in the last few years, it's made I've gone literally insane where I'm like, I think I one time I showed up to somewhere.
• 1:15:06
  SPEAKER_09: He's an early bird an hour and a half early by accident, where I was like, oh, well he's an early bird.
• 1:15:10
  SPEAKER_07: I do that even though I even though I was three minutes late today.
• 1:15:14
  SPEAKER_11: No, that was cool.
• 1:15:15
  SPEAKER_05: And I was early for the first time in a long time.
• 1:15:16
  SPEAKER_07: I'm usually I I've been trained by my parents to be ten minutes early.
• 1:15:23
  SPEAKER_07: Really?
• 1:15:23
  SPEAKER_07: New York and living in New York City, I've had to like curb that.
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:15:28
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:15:28
  SPEAKER_07: Because New York is 50 minutes late.
• 1:15:30
  SPEAKER_09: You gotta factor in at least half an hour if something gets fucked up with the train.
• 1:15:33
  SPEAKER_09: It's like I and then Yeah, New York has made you earlier somehow.
• 1:15:36
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:15:37
  SPEAKER_09: New York's a 50-minute late city.
• 1:15:38
  SPEAKER_09: Well, working in film made me go insane.
• 1:15:40
  SPEAKER_09: So that's part of the psychosis of being early.
• 1:15:42
  SPEAKER_09: It's like you can never be late for anything, otherwise you get it.
• 1:15:45
  SPEAKER_05: That's why I worry about working in film more because I'm like, I have to get used to waking up before 10 a.m.
• 1:15:50
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:15:51
  SPEAKER_09: That's gonna be fucking.
• 1:15:52
  SPEAKER_09: If you're the one who's in charge, you can make whatever schedule you want.
• 1:15:54
  SPEAKER_05: That's what I've been doing.
• 1:15:55
  SPEAKER_05: I'm like, we're not working before 11 a.m.
• 1:15:56
  SPEAKER_05: That's great.
• 1:15:57
  SPEAKER_07: This is the part of the podcast where we stand up.
• 1:15:59
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:16:06
  SPEAKER_08: I don't know where I am.
• 1:16:10
  SPEAKER_08: Honey, the shrooms are kicking in.
• 1:16:12
  SPEAKER_05: Also, like you don't know why you're in drag.
• 1:16:14
  SPEAKER_05: You're like, what the fuck is this?
• 1:16:17
  SPEAKER_05: I'm paranoid.
• 1:16:18
  SPEAKER_05: I want to do shrooms again, too.
• 1:16:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:20
  SPEAKER_02: We're doing shrooms.
• 1:16:20
  SPEAKER_02: We're doing it all.
• 1:16:21
  SPEAKER_02: We're doing shrooms.
• 1:16:22
  SPEAKER_02: We're doing acid.
• 1:16:23
  SPEAKER_05: We're snorting cocaine.
• 1:16:24
  SPEAKER_05: Cooking cooking.
• 1:16:25
  SPEAKER_05: We're sucking Darth Vader's dick.
• 1:16:28
  SPEAKER_02: We're sucking cock.
• 1:16:29
  SPEAKER_02: We're doing coke off your cock.
• 1:16:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:16:31
  SPEAKER_02: Coke.
• 1:16:32
  SPEAKER_02: You've done coke.
• 1:16:32
  SPEAKER_05: No, never.
• 1:16:33
  unknown: What?
• 1:16:34
  SPEAKER_09: Neither of you have.
• 1:16:35
  SPEAKER_05: I'm afraid of it, and I don't think it's.
• 1:16:36
  SPEAKER_09: It's scary now because it's like you don't know what's gonna fucking be in it anymore.
• 1:16:39
  SPEAKER_09: So I feel the need.
• 1:16:40
  SPEAKER_09: Especially now, yeah.
• 1:16:42
  SPEAKER_09: Famous last word.
• 1:16:43
  SPEAKER_07: You're not really missing anything.
• 1:16:43
  SPEAKER_07: It's not a good thing.
• 1:16:44
  SPEAKER_07: Whenever the party sucks.
• 1:16:46
  SPEAKER_07: I just want to leave.
• 1:16:47
  SPEAKER_07: I just What about K?
• 1:16:49
  SPEAKER_07: Never known it.
• 1:16:49
  SPEAKER_07: Never done it.
• 1:16:50
  SPEAKER_02: Skippable.
• 1:16:52
  SPEAKER_02: It's fun.
• 1:16:53
  SPEAKER_05: I knew someone who knew someone who died in a K hole in like high school.
• 1:16:56
  SPEAKER_05: And I was like, That's awful.
• 1:16:57
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I guess I'll never touch this.
• 1:16:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, good.
• 1:16:59
  SPEAKER_05: But now I've been in a Khole.
• 1:17:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, the gays love K.
• 1:17:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I've been in a K-hole once.
• 1:17:03
  SPEAKER_02: It was bad.
• 1:17:04
  SPEAKER_02: Because I did a line that I thought was for me, but it was from someone who had a little K problem.
• 1:17:08
  SPEAKER_02: They're like, did you just do that?
• 1:17:09
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, they're like, that's my problem.
• 1:17:12
  SPEAKER_02: That's my problem line.
• 1:17:15
  SPEAKER_02: And I ended up in a K-hole.
• 1:17:17
  SPEAKER_02: It was bad.
• 1:17:18
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm still here.
• 1:17:19
  SPEAKER_02: K makes you feel like you're on your tippy toes, like a Sims.
• 1:17:22
  SPEAKER_02: Weird.
• 1:17:22
  SPEAKER_02: Kind of like the way you kind of like move.
• 1:17:24
  SPEAKER_02: Does it feel good?
• 1:17:27
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:17:28
  SPEAKER_02: Does it feel as good as Molly?
• 1:17:30
  SPEAKER_02: No way.
• 1:17:30
  SPEAKER_02: I love Molly.
• 1:17:31
  SPEAKER_02: Molly Rob.
• 1:17:31
  SPEAKER_02: Molly makes me horny and fun.
• 1:17:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can't do anymore either.
• 1:17:34
  SPEAKER_02: I love I want to do Molly.
• 1:17:36
  SPEAKER_02: We're at it to the list.
• 1:17:37
  SPEAKER_02: I used to do it like once a day.
• 1:17:40
  SPEAKER_07: I only did it once, and I was at a New Year's party, and I was so fucking horny.
• 1:17:45
  SPEAKER_07: And I was trying so hard to hook up with some and like there were like there were three like girls where like I was like, yeah, we should dance, and then like then try and and then like one of them finally like made out with me and I was like, oh great.
• 1:18:00
  SPEAKER_07: And then she was like, Okay, well maybe we'll go on a date and other guy.
• 1:18:02
  SPEAKER_07: I'm like, oh god.
• 1:18:04
  SPEAKER_07: And then I went home and I jacked off for like two hours straight.
• 1:18:08
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:18:08
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:18:09
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like when I but you kind of get a big ween on um Molly, I think it's not like the opposite of Coke.
• 1:18:14
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't really get horny on.
• 1:18:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you got a downy uh dong.
• 1:18:20
  SPEAKER_02: Cut it out, cut it out, cut it out, snip it.
• 1:18:22
  SPEAKER_09: I didn't get horny on on Molly.
• 1:18:24
  SPEAKER_09: What?
• 1:18:25
  SPEAKER_09: I got like excited and like fun.
• 1:18:27
  SPEAKER_09: You didn't get lovey.
• 1:18:28
  SPEAKER_09: Well, I got lovey, but I that didn't translate into one of the clubs.
• 1:18:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a friend fucker to begin with, so on my, I'm like, you gotta watch out for me.
• 1:18:37
  SPEAKER_02: Are you guys friend fuckers?
• 1:18:39
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:18:40
  SPEAKER_05: I think it's it's weird when you first start being open and you're just like, oh, I like this person.
• 1:18:44
  SPEAKER_05: They're my friend.
• 1:18:44
  SPEAKER_05: I should ask them if they want to have sex.
• 1:18:46
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 1:18:46
  SPEAKER_05: It's not cool or good.
• 1:18:47
  SPEAKER_02: It leads to bad news usually.
• 1:18:49
  SPEAKER_02: It can.
• 1:18:50
  SPEAKER_10: It gets me in trouble.
• 1:18:52
  SPEAKER_05: I'd rather just be a trouble.
• 1:18:54
  SPEAKER_07: Acquaintance fucking, I like.
• 1:18:55
  SPEAKER_05: Acquaint friends of friends.
• 1:18:57
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:18:57
  SPEAKER_05: That's great.
• 1:18:58
  SPEAKER_05: That's like the perfect circle.
• 1:18:59
  SPEAKER_09: You need the friend to open the door to the other friend group, so that's so you get in there and hit it.
• 1:19:04
  SPEAKER_09: Right, right, right.
• 1:19:05
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:19:05
  SPEAKER_05: But it's good to just have friends who you don't have sex with.
• 1:19:07
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:19:08
  SPEAKER_05: Ideally.
• 1:19:10
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 1:19:10
  SPEAKER_02: He has a front bunker tardy.
• 1:19:12
  SPEAKER_02: What does it matter?
• 1:19:13
  SPEAKER_07: I know.
• 1:19:14
  SPEAKER_09: Could be both.
• 1:19:20
  SPEAKER_09: Dark Vader's dick.
• 1:19:20
  SPEAKER_09: You're like my lord.
• 1:19:24
  SPEAKER_09: Exact same bell shape as his helmet.
• 1:19:28
  SPEAKER_09: His helmet is a little penis-y.
• 1:19:29
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, of course.
• 1:19:31
  SPEAKER_07: But was his cock burned off in the lava?
• 1:19:34
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:19:34
  SPEAKER_07: Maybe half of it.
• 1:19:35
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:19:35
  SPEAKER_09: Half of it's half machine.
• 1:19:37
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, half machine.
• 1:19:39
  SPEAKER_09: Half machine.
• 1:19:39
  SPEAKER_09: The bottom half.
• 1:19:41
  SPEAKER_09: It's got a machine vein.
• 1:19:42
  SPEAKER_05: He has perfect balls.
• 1:19:44
  SPEAKER_09: He's just balls.
• 1:19:45
  SPEAKER_09: He's all.
• 1:19:46
  SPEAKER_09: It's two are two D2 heads.
• 1:19:48
  SPEAKER_09: Or his balls.
• 1:19:48
  SPEAKER_09: They're like, oh my God.
• 1:19:50
  SPEAKER_09: BBH.
• 1:19:51
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:53
  SPEAKER_04: BB8.
• 1:19:54
  SPEAKER_08: BB8 Cunterpunt.
• 1:19:55
  SPEAKER_09: We don't know.
• 1:19:57
  SPEAKER_09: BB8 is cunt.
• 1:19:57
  SPEAKER_08: BB8.
• 1:19:58
  SPEAKER_05: BB8 is cut.
• 1:20:00
  SPEAKER_09: That was cool character design.
• 1:20:01
  SPEAKER_09: I love BB8.
• 1:20:02
  SPEAKER_05: Porg is cunt.
• 1:20:03
  SPEAKER_09: The Porgs were cunt.
• 1:20:04
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, the little little um Babu Frick.
• 1:20:07
  SPEAKER_09: Cunt.
• 1:20:08
  SPEAKER_09: Nabu.
• 1:20:08
  SPEAKER_09: I feel like they pushed Babu a little hard.
• 1:20:10
  SPEAKER_09: They were like.
• 1:20:11
  SPEAKER_05: More than Baby Yoda?
• 1:20:12
  SPEAKER_09: Not as much as Baby Yoda.
• 1:20:14
  SPEAKER_09: I like.
• 1:20:14
  SPEAKER_09: Okay, Babu's fine.
• 1:20:15
  SPEAKER_09: Babu Frick's.
• 1:20:16
  SPEAKER_09: Boba Fett.
• 1:20:17
  SPEAKER_09: Bulls.
• 1:20:18
  SPEAKER_05: Cunt.
• 1:20:19
  SPEAKER_09: Boba Fett is cunt.
• 1:20:21
  SPEAKER_09: He's like the original.
• 1:20:22
  SPEAKER_09: He's the original cunt.
• 1:20:23
  SPEAKER_09: He's the original like cunty vibes character.
• 1:20:25
  SPEAKER_09: Mobster.
• 1:20:26
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:20:26
  SPEAKER_04: Mobster.
• 1:20:28
  SPEAKER_04: I guess.
• 1:20:29
  SPEAKER_09: Mobster.
• 1:20:31
  SPEAKER_02: Staring at nothing.
• 1:20:32
  SPEAKER_02: Mobster.
• 1:20:34
  SPEAKER_02: See, it's sad.
• 1:20:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what?
• 1:20:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 1:20:36
  SPEAKER_02: Imagine like being in here.
• 1:20:38
  SPEAKER_02: There's nothing.
• 1:20:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's me alone.
• 1:20:47
  SPEAKER_02: Um Naboo in general.
• 1:20:50
  SPEAKER_02: Cunts.
• 1:20:51
  SPEAKER_02: Punts.
• 1:20:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:20:52
  SPEAKER_02: Punt?
• 1:20:52
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, they're two.
• 1:20:53
  SPEAKER_09: That's like Elizabeth Warren planet.
• 1:20:55
  SPEAKER_09: I don't like it.
• 1:20:56
  SPEAKER_09: But but isn't it cool to kind of have like a Renaissance vibe in Star Wars?
• 1:20:59
  SPEAKER_09: I guess.
• 1:21:00
  SPEAKER_09: I thought that was a fun choice.
• 1:21:01
  SPEAKER_09: Like, where else could you go?
• 1:21:02
  SPEAKER_09: You know?
• 1:21:03
  SPEAKER_09: It's just Italy.
• 1:21:04
  SPEAKER_09: It's just Italy.
• 1:21:05
  SPEAKER_09: Italy?
• 1:21:06
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:06
  SPEAKER_02: It is a little Tuscan.
• 1:21:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's very interesting.
• 1:21:09
  SPEAKER_02: Remember the early alts, like if you had money, you had a Tuscan style house?
• 1:21:13
  SPEAKER_02: Tuscan Raiders?
• 1:21:15
  SPEAKER_02: Not like you had to have Tuscano.
• 1:21:21
  SPEAKER_02: That gildedy kind of wired like iron staircase.
• 1:21:26
  SPEAKER_02: Everything you had to have mahogany kitchen.
• 1:21:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:21:29
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:21:29
  SPEAKER_02: Look at us now.
• 1:21:31
  SPEAKER_02: Look at us now.
• 1:21:31
  SPEAKER_02: You pre love.
• 1:21:32
  SPEAKER_02: Look at us now.
• 1:21:33
  SPEAKER_05: Pink couch.
• 1:21:34
  SPEAKER_02: This is money, honey.
• 1:21:36
  SPEAKER_05: Wait, I forget.
• 1:21:37
  SPEAKER_05: Did you all make this?
• 1:21:39
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:21:40
  SPEAKER_02: Out of clay.
• 1:21:41
  SPEAKER_05: You upholstered it yourself.
• 1:21:42
  SPEAKER_09: Paper mache.
• 1:21:43
  SPEAKER_09: No, wait, we start with a balloon.
• 1:21:44
  SPEAKER_09: We sourced it and then got it reupholstered.
• 1:21:47
  SPEAKER_09: We didn't do it ourselves.
• 1:21:48
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, it's from First Tibs?
• 1:21:49
  SPEAKER_09: Cherish.
• 1:21:50
  SPEAKER_09: It was from Cherish, a uh secondhand furniture website, which is actually really cool.
• 1:21:54
  SPEAKER_09: And honey, we're still bearish.
• 1:21:56
  SPEAKER_05: Not really.
• 1:21:56
  SPEAKER_05: Clarned?
• 1:21:57
  SPEAKER_09: Cool.
• 1:21:58
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, we did it.
• 1:21:58
  SPEAKER_09: We did it on Layaway.
• 1:21:59
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, we Clarna.
• 1:22:01
  SPEAKER_02: I love to finance shit.
• 1:22:03
  SPEAKER_02: Pretty cool.
• 1:22:03
  SPEAKER_02: You never financed anything.
• 1:22:04
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 1:22:05
  SPEAKER_02: I finance my Botox.
• 1:22:06
  SPEAKER_05: I haven't.
• 1:22:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's called Living Above Your Means.
• 1:22:08
  SPEAKER_05: I have a credit card.
• 1:22:09
  SPEAKER_05: I have two credit cards.
• 1:22:10
  SPEAKER_05: Cool.
• 1:22:10
  SPEAKER_05: I have a three credit cards.
• 1:22:11
  SPEAKER_02: I have one credit card.
• 1:22:12
  SPEAKER_05: You have a huge problem that you have.
• 1:22:15
  SPEAKER_05: I have one I don't use.
• 1:22:15
  SPEAKER_02: When's your when you're in a debit life?
• 1:22:17
  SPEAKER_02: July 3rd.
• 1:22:18
  SPEAKER_02: Cancer.
• 1:22:19
  SPEAKER_05: What's your what's your birthday's?
• 1:22:20
  SPEAKER_02: September.
• 1:22:21
  SPEAKER_09: July 22nd.
• 1:22:22
  SPEAKER_09: Virgo.
• 1:22:23
  SPEAKER_09: A cancer.
• 1:22:23
  SPEAKER_09: I'm the last day of cancer.
• 1:22:25
  SPEAKER_05: Virgo, last day of cancer.
• 1:22:27
  SPEAKER_07: Some elder cancer cancer.
• 1:22:28
  SPEAKER_05: Cancer elder.
• 1:22:29
  SPEAKER_05: What are you?
• 1:22:30
  SPEAKER_05: Pisces.
• 1:22:30
  SPEAKER_05: Cancer Pisces.
• 1:22:31
  SPEAKER_05: It's a love match.
• 1:22:32
  SPEAKER_05: It's a love match.
• 1:22:33
  SPEAKER_05: I love Pisces.
• 1:22:34
  SPEAKER_09: Um Scorpio rising.
• 1:22:37
  SPEAKER_09: It's just something to talk about.
• 1:22:38
  SPEAKER_09: With a grain.
• 1:22:39
  SPEAKER_09: Scorpio rising.
• 1:22:40
  SPEAKER_09: Scorpio rising cancer moon.
• 1:22:42
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, it's the same thing.
• 1:22:43
  SPEAKER_09: It's not the same.
• 1:22:44
  SPEAKER_07: What's the and or Death Star Rising?
• 1:22:47
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:22:47
  SPEAKER_05: I'm Jar Jar Moon.
• 1:22:50
  SPEAKER_05: Jar Jar Moon.
• 1:22:52
  SPEAKER_05: Jar Jar Binks.
• 1:22:53
  SPEAKER_09: Jar Jar Moon.
• 1:22:54
  SPEAKER_09: Jar Jar Moon.
• 1:22:55
  SPEAKER_09: Episode one.
• 1:22:56
  SPEAKER_09: No, there's a name.
• 1:22:56
  SPEAKER_09: There is a name for this episode, but it's been cut.
• 1:22:58
  SPEAKER_09: We can't say what it is.
• 1:23:00
  SPEAKER_05: It has to be fully star, star, star, star, star.
• 1:23:03
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
• 1:23:04
  SPEAKER_09: Well, should we um wrap things up with any final country thoughts?
• 1:23:07
  SPEAKER_09: Anything that anybody wants to get off their vagina?
• 1:23:10
  SPEAKER_09: Um I'm drunk.
• 1:23:12
  SPEAKER_09: Are you really?
• 1:23:12
  SPEAKER_07: The little kid margarita?
• 1:23:15
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:23:15
  SPEAKER_07: And this this episode's not coming out till October.
• 1:23:18
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, maybe in November.
• 1:23:19
  SPEAKER_05: Happy Halloween.
• 1:23:20
  SPEAKER_07: Happy Halloween.
• 1:23:21
  SPEAKER_07: That's your final country.
• 1:23:22
  SPEAKER_05: New York will have a new mayor by then.
• 1:23:24
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
• 1:23:24
  SPEAKER_07: New York will have a new mayor.
• 1:23:25
  SPEAKER_07: New York will have a new uh time running.
• 1:23:29
  SPEAKER_07: New York will have a new uh polyamorous alt comedy darling uh married couple.
• 1:23:34
  SPEAKER_05: Who will it be?
• 1:23:34
  SPEAKER_05: Vote now.
• 1:23:35
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, who's taking your spot?
• 1:23:37
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, that's a good idea.
• 1:23:38
  SPEAKER_09: Oh yeah, how have you how have like you've been having like a fair realtor kind of here?
• 1:23:40
  SPEAKER_09: Like recurring shows.
• 1:23:42
  SPEAKER_09: We're doing recurring shows.
• 1:23:44
  SPEAKER_09: Do you guys perform together?
• 1:23:46
  SPEAKER_07: We we host the show together.
• 1:23:47
  SPEAKER_07: We host the show together.
• 1:23:48
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:23:48
  SPEAKER_07: Fun.
• 1:23:48
  SPEAKER_07: So and that's kind of fun.
• 1:23:51
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, what's it called?
• 1:23:52
  SPEAKER_07: We're kind of fucking off.
• 1:23:54
  SPEAKER_07: Fucking off.
• 1:23:55
  SPEAKER_07: But by the time the airs, it won't be right.
• 1:23:57
  SPEAKER_07: We will have fucked off.
• 1:23:58
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:23:59
  SPEAKER_09: No, we're gonna try to poop this out soon.
• 1:24:00
  SPEAKER_09: Oh yeah.
• 1:24:01
  SPEAKER_09: We're gonna poop it out.
• 1:24:02
  SPEAKER_09: I think it'll come out in June, actually.
• 1:24:03
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, June June.
• 1:24:04
  SPEAKER_07: But we might uh I would I would like to host a show in LA.
• 1:24:08
  SPEAKER_07: You choose.
• 1:24:08
  SPEAKER_07: That would be pretty rad.
• 1:24:09
  SPEAKER_07: With you.
• 1:24:11
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, if you're interested.
• 1:24:13
  SPEAKER_09: Dynasty typewriter or something like that.
• 1:24:15
  SPEAKER_09: Something like that.
• 1:24:15
  SPEAKER_07: That's it.
• 1:24:16
  SPEAKER_07: The Elysian.
• 1:24:17
  SPEAKER_07: Uh-huh.
• 1:24:19
  SPEAKER_07: But yeah.
• 1:24:21
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, life is precious, and uh the Bible is the way, the truth, the light.
• 1:24:28
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah and uh Claire's picking things out of here.
• 1:24:32
  SPEAKER_05: So much stuff in there.
• 1:24:33
  SPEAKER_05: It's crazy.
• 1:24:33
  SPEAKER_05: In the air?
• 1:24:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:24:34
  SPEAKER_05: It's time.
• 1:24:35
  SPEAKER_05: You got a Roman candle.
• 1:24:37
  SPEAKER_02: Those things.
• 1:24:38
  SPEAKER_05: Uh yeah, we're on our goodbye tour.
• 1:24:40
  SPEAKER_05: We're gonna miss you all.
• 1:24:41
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:24:42
  SPEAKER_05: We'll miss you.
• 1:24:43
  SPEAKER_02: We'll miss you.
• 1:24:43
  SPEAKER_07: But now we have to do that.
• 1:24:44
  SPEAKER_07: Sam and Michael and I'll come back.
• 1:24:45
  SPEAKER_07: They're gonna come back.
• 1:24:46
  SPEAKER_02: I know I need my town alcoholics.
• 1:24:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:24:49
  SPEAKER_02: It's like who do I fucking call?
• 1:24:50
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 1:24:51
  SPEAKER_02: No one.
• 1:24:52
  SPEAKER_02: Merv.
• 1:24:52
  SPEAKER_02: Merv.
• 1:24:53
  SPEAKER_02: Give Merv a call.
• 1:24:55
  SPEAKER_08: He won't hug you, but he'll drink with you.
• 1:24:58
  SPEAKER_09: It's like this is sis.
• 1:25:00
  SPEAKER_07: We just lost a party at 10.
• 1:25:02
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:25:02
  SPEAKER_08: Like, what a fucking douche.
• 1:25:04
  SPEAKER_07: I love that.
• 1:25:04
  SPEAKER_07: You're about to lose a party of 10.
• 1:25:05
  SPEAKER_02: I love that shit.
• 1:25:08
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, okay.
• 1:25:09
  SPEAKER_02: And then he told me I was bragging.
• 1:25:12
  SPEAKER_02: And honestly, I was like, honestly, I was.
• 1:25:14
  SPEAKER_02: I was.
• 1:25:15
  SPEAKER_02: He called me.
• 1:25:15
  SPEAKER_02: I love that.
• 1:25:16
  SPEAKER_02: Not cool.
• 1:25:17
  SPEAKER_02: Well, this was so lovely.
• 1:25:18
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you both for joining.
• 1:25:20
  SPEAKER_05: Thanks for having us.
• 1:25:20
  SPEAKER_05: Wait, what are these for?
• 1:25:22
  SPEAKER_09: Oh, we were going to do a paddle game, but then uh I don't know.
• 1:25:24
  SPEAKER_09: It just felt like the vibe had passed.
• 1:25:26
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:25:26
  SPEAKER_09: You can smack each other with it if you want.
• 1:25:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we could spank.
• 1:25:29
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, get it, get it.
• 1:25:30
  SPEAKER_09: Flip it.
• 1:25:30
  SPEAKER_09: Do it the other way so we can see the.
• 1:25:31
  SPEAKER_09: Yeah, there we go.
• 1:25:32
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 1:25:33
  SPEAKER_07: Do you wanna do you wanna get in here?
• 1:25:35
  SPEAKER_07: For sure.
• 1:25:35
  SPEAKER_05: Thanks for having us.
• 1:25:38
  SPEAKER_02: Tune in.
• 1:25:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:39
  SPEAKER_02: There's that real estate we were talking about.
• 1:25:42
  SPEAKER_02: That is caked up.
• 1:25:43
  SPEAKER_02: See you next Tuesday.
• 1:25:43
  SPEAKER_02: Is that making your that makes your fart?
• 1:25:45
  SPEAKER_02: When you go to the middle, when you go to the middle, your ball's is he farting?
• 1:25:50
  SPEAKER_08: You're farting up.
• 1:25:53
  SPEAKER_02: Now that part was 2025.
• 1:25:55
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  SPEAKER_09: Tuesday next.