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Basic Training | Son of a Boy Dad #194 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Combs up like every couple of years, they're like, are
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  Speaker 1: they going to bring back the draft?
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  Speaker 5: Fucking happens any time that there's any sort of war
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  Speaker 5: happening in which is every year.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the military industrial complex. But let's not get.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think they would just send a Boston Dynamics
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  Speaker 1: robot into the draft.
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  Speaker 5: There's also a lot of people in the military. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: what like like a shit ton of people.
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  Speaker 1: They like, they couldn't just grab the r OTC guys
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  Speaker 1: from Alabama.
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  Speaker 5: If we had to have a draft again, it would
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  Speaker 5: probably mean we were getting blown to smithereens if.
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  Speaker 1: They if we have a draft, they might as well
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  Speaker 1: just wave the well.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it would probably mean that China like blew
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  Speaker 5: up one of our military bases or some shit.
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  Speaker 4: If we had a draft, you and I would almost
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  Speaker 4: in all certainty not be eligible because we're too old.
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  Speaker 4: He would go, you'd have to go. We would We
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  Speaker 4: would not have It would have to be us doing
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  Speaker 4: some of a boy dad, because.
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  Speaker 5: You're this podcast would hit the fucking shitter. Think about
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  Speaker 5: second I went to the military.
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  Speaker 4: Think about you going from your pace of life right
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  Speaker 4: now to training to be a soldier and fighting in
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  Speaker 4: the military.
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  Speaker 5: I pretty much already lived that way anyway. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 5: you like a military hospital ward time you think they
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  Speaker 5: wake up in the military.
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  Speaker 1: Zero dark three?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's early eight there there earlier than that.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine how pissed off right now?
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  Speaker 5: I woke up at eight this morning at the gym
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  Speaker 5: in the military. Something gym just blew out my quads.
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  Speaker 1: Your neighbor played taps, and you fucking.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, got up. That is my alarm. My alarm
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  Speaker 5: is the military minds the what is it? It's like, I
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  Speaker 5: don't even remember what it is. It's guy yellings.
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  Speaker 4: Standing at attention next to you, guy being like I
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  Speaker 4: am exhaust.
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  Speaker 5: That's probably what the military is playing.
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  Speaker 4: Call of duty.
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  Speaker 1: No, they would be they would hold you down in
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  Speaker 1: your bed and beat you with bars of soap and
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  Speaker 1: socks because you complain so fucking much.
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  Speaker 5: I would go jackets the second I got its base.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about, metal jacket.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, but he got his him. Yeah, that's who
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  Speaker 1: I'm comparing you to. Yes, who got the ship beat
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  Speaker 1: out of him.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then he had the last laugh, killed like
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  Speaker 5: all the important people, and then blew his head.
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  Speaker 1: He blew his brains out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the last laugh, not the last laughs. Had
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  Speaker 5: to go to the war.
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  Speaker 1: That is not the last laugh. You think killing American
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  Speaker 1: soldiers before they even get a crack at Charlie is
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  Speaker 1: a fucking I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Think that's I don't think it's funny what he did,
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  Speaker 5: but I think it is, like, yeah, he got the
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  Speaker 5: last laugh, for sure. I mean, dude, if he had
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  Speaker 5: the ship beating out of him every day and then
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  Speaker 5: he killed all the guys that kicked his ass and
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  Speaker 5: then he killed.
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  Speaker 4: Himself, did he did he? I know he killed trying.
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  Speaker 5: To justify mass shootings.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm saying you're basically saying Dylan Cleebold at Columbine
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  Speaker 1: got the last laugh.
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  Speaker 4: Laugh In a way, I mean, what if they weren't laughing.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that guy in Full Metal Jacket did laugh.
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  Speaker 5: He was laughing. His ass fucked up. Look at his face.
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  Speaker 1: Sometime you're like smiling, like look up over your eyes.
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  Speaker 5: In all seriousness of that scene was fucking horrifying.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, great, Kober. That scene was creepy. But he
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  Speaker 5: was like he was like in.
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  Speaker 4: The bathroom, yes, in the shower. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I remember being so creeped out watching that.
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  Speaker 1: The big ass gun and so he'd like extend his
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  Speaker 1: arms to pull the trigger.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We watched that on a bus on a lacrosse It
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  Speaker 4: was a game we were heading were driving to like Cornell,
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  Speaker 4: and it was like a seven and a half hour drive,
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  Speaker 4: maybe longer, and we had to leave it like five
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  Speaker 4: in the morning, and it was right in the middle
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  Speaker 4: of exams. Yeah, this is and we we we got
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  Speaker 4: on the bus and all of us were like exhausted,
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  Speaker 4: trying to sleep five am. And our assistant coach is like,
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  Speaker 4: we're watching a movie, Full Metal Jacket, and he turned
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  Speaker 4: it on. It's you know, it's like seven TVs along
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  Speaker 4: the bus. Yeah, And so we all tried to sleep
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  Speaker 4: as we were hearing. Yeah, and it's like two people
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  Speaker 4: are watching this movie and we ended up getting smoked.
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  Speaker 4: It's also so nobody could.
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  Speaker 5: Was he was he just putting it on because he
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  Speaker 5: likes that movie. Was trying to like motivate you guys.
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  Speaker 4: He likes that movie.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I was gonna say, it's not really for war movies.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like there's a lot better choices to show
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  Speaker 5: a team before a game.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the training is like, uh, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe if someone was snitching on the team that he
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  Speaker 1: wanted to beat it out of.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't loans? Isn't a full metal jacket like supposed to
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  Speaker 5: be one of the like those realistic war movies where
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  Speaker 5: it's like it's actually awful. Probably, Yeah, is.
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  Speaker 1: That where they go? Isn't that where the movie the
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  Speaker 1: line is sucky sucky five dollars?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we love you long time, You love.
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  Speaker 1: You a long time? Just from that, Yeah, Yes, which
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  Speaker 1: gave racist a lot of material.
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  Speaker 5: For a lot. It's a great line, incredible line. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: whoever wrote that is a fucking genius.
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  Speaker 1: You think they did market research and got sucked off
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  Speaker 1: and them.
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  Speaker 5: To Probably they must have it is. It's a weird movie.
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  Speaker 5: To show a team before a game. Hey, guys, we're
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  Speaker 5: heading out. Time to throw on jar head.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, but also, I mean, we weren't even playing
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  Speaker 4: that day, I don't think, or maybe we were, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know. Anyway, we were just a bad team.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you were up three hours before the military too,
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  Speaker 1: five am. Yeah, that's fucking crazy if you got If
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  Speaker 1: you got drafted, I will probably enlist as an officer, bro, that's.
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  Speaker 4: A good idea.
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  Speaker 5: I would not get drafted. I'm a semin essential worker.
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  Speaker 4: It'd be fun to make him drop and do push
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  Speaker 4: ups as we get to punish you even worse.
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  Speaker 5: I I could probably do not right now. But if
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  Speaker 5: I was in shape, I did. I'm pretty good at place.
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  Speaker 4: The question of how many push ups can you do?
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  Speaker 4: It's a question of will you tolerate being told to
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  Speaker 4: do them by one of us?
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  Speaker 5: Because we having you guys. If you were, we definitely are.
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  Speaker 4: We both graduate from college. That means we're going to
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  Speaker 4: go into the officer training program.
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  Speaker 5: I would full metal jacket the ship out of you,
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  Speaker 5: guys instantly.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way we you think I wouldn't see that coming.
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  Speaker 4: I would have my eye on you. I would know
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  Speaker 4: and the thing that would happen is a.
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  Speaker 5: Second that you think you have your eye on me,
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  Speaker 5: you're already dead.
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  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, But if you've picked me out, I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to your gun and I'm taking the bullets out.
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  Speaker 5: Now we give him a wooden gun. Yeah, yeah, he'd
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  Speaker 5: try and like pull the trick crazy if you to
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  Speaker 5: assume that I'm not bringing my own arms over there.
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  Speaker 4: This isn't over there, this is training. We're still in training.
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  Speaker 5: Then is overseas. You know, they train overseas penal.
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  Speaker 4: They keep the training going, but most of it starts here.
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  Speaker 4: That's where we would be because we don't.
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  Speaker 5: Want if there was a draft, probably not. If there
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  Speaker 5: was a draft, we're probably not even training.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about. That's not true, dude. Where
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  Speaker 4: can't just send people like you over to fucking.
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  Speaker 5: With how established, dude, with how established our military is
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  Speaker 5: right now, if we were having a draft, that would
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  Speaker 5: mean that we need help, So they would just you'd
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  Speaker 5: be like, they'd come and get me an owen right
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  Speaker 5: now and be like, you're going to Afghanistan today.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's not. They send our guys that are currently
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  Speaker 4: enlisted over and they train you to be a reserve
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  Speaker 4: like a replacement guy.
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  Speaker 5: Are you telling you you need to be able to
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  Speaker 5: run up a hill?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 5: I understand what you're saying, But I'm telling you, if
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  Speaker 5: in today's military there was a draft, it would mean
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  Speaker 5: it's like everything we like, you just go, you just
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  Speaker 5: gotta go. No, they're not gonna have time time to
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  Speaker 5: fucking train even you.
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  Speaker 4: Like a pot and a pan and being like grab
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  Speaker 4: anything you can, by the way, if they come this far,
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  Speaker 4: kill your family, then kill yourself.
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  Speaker 5: It's that. It's not that, but that's what it would
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  Speaker 5: be if we had a draft again.
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  Speaker 4: No, they'd send you to North Carolina and they'd make
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  Speaker 4: you eat spaghetti and meatballs and run the hill a
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  Speaker 4: few times, take a few shots at a baila hay,
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  Speaker 4: and then they'd send you.
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  Speaker 5: When that happened in in what's it called in a
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  Speaker 5: Band of Brothers, I don't think was when they were training.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think the US was that involved in the war.
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  Speaker 1: Ort in the Pacific, definitely, good.
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  Speaker 5: Think we're not talking about the Pacific.
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  Speaker 9: Dumbass, you think you're dunking on people and you're getting
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  Speaker 9: swatted at the rim literally every time a single You
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  Speaker 9: literally haven't been right about a single game.
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  Speaker 4: This is this is the American military. It's not it's
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  Speaker 4: not like any able.
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  Speaker 5: Let's put I know i'm telling you that, not that,
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  Speaker 5: but I'm saying, I know that's what I'm saying. I'm
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  Speaker 5: saying that. That's why if there was a draft, it
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  Speaker 5: would mean that everything has failed. The military. The US
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  Speaker 5: military is so established that if we had to do
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  Speaker 5: a draft, I mean we were in let's.
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  Speaker 4: Look at the drafts and throughout the history of America,
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  Speaker 4: we had a draft for Vietnam. Do you think those
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  Speaker 4: guys were just going straight over there no sense.
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  Speaker 5: No, But I don't think the US military was established
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  Speaker 5: during Vietnam as they are now.
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  Speaker 1: It was new.
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  Speaker 4: It was brand new as many guys who were just
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  Speaker 4: you know, ready to rock.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't think we had like drones and all this,
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  Speaker 5: like high.
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  Speaker 4: Tech drones lower the need for people exactly.
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  Speaker 5: So if there was a draft, while we have drones
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  Speaker 5: and we have all of these different branches of the
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  Speaker 5: military that are filled with people, and they were like,
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  Speaker 5: all of that's failed. We need more people.
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  Speaker 1: We're going get up a pole in the comments.
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  Speaker 4: I get what you're saying that that a draft to
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  Speaker 4: you means alarm bells are ringing, but even flying overhead
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  Speaker 4: of fucking Detroit and New York and everybody man your
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  Speaker 4: battle stations, anybody who knows what they're doing. Yeah, women
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  Speaker 4: and children go down to the subway tunnels. Men like
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  Speaker 4: Lil Sasquatch. Yes, go gather a pair of scissors and
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  Speaker 4: we're going to go fight.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, Now I feel like we're on the same page.
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  Speaker 5: He's still wrong.
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  Speaker 4: They can't.
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  Speaker 5: There's rage building inside of me.
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  Speaker 1: There's no other military force that could even put us
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  Speaker 1: into this situation.
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  Speaker 4: You you can't be trusted with the gun until you've
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  Speaker 4: at least been trained for I don't know a week.
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  Speaker 5: Brother, I know my way around.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna you're gonna be a liability to our our squadrons.
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  Speaker 5: If there's a draft right now, there's not even gonna
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  Speaker 5: be squadrons is gonna be. They're gonna be sending us
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  Speaker 5: out in like air buses, being like just jump. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know where, but anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: How is that a good military tactic, sending untrained soldiers out.
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  Speaker 5: What I'm saying again is that if.
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  Speaker 1: That that tactics will go out the window if we
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  Speaker 1: lose by a lot. Yes, well, why would they go
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  Speaker 1: out the window.
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  Speaker 5: I think we would probably surrender a war before there
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  Speaker 5: was before we had your community we have Why do
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  Speaker 5: you self immolate?
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  Speaker 1: Bro?
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  Speaker 5: Have that's how you really feel about the country. Bro, Bro,
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  Speaker 5: you're a full on communist. Let's get this while we
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  Speaker 5: have we have newkes.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like we could get some We pull
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  Speaker 1: the nukes.
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  Speaker 5: Out before there was a draft.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't think that would mean.
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  Speaker 5: That would mean we drop the nukes and maybe they
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  Speaker 5: were duds, and then they're like, vok, we're drafting. We
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  Speaker 5: got a draft.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know where to begin, because I don't
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  Speaker 4: know how you get so certain of.
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  Speaker 5: This weird knowledge that you have. This is all crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I think I just think a little outside the box.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that. Uh you know, you know a draft.
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  Speaker 4: It's not just everybody they say, like anyone born from
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  Speaker 4: this period to this period whose last name starts with this,
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  Speaker 4: you're coming.
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  Speaker 1: Who can we call in the military? Should I call
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  Speaker 1: it chaps?
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  Speaker 5: Yes? No?
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  Speaker 1: Why?
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: Because I don't think it actually matters. You want to know,
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: I thought we were having fun. You want to.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Schrodinger's cat this and live in a world where you're
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: fucking correct about this, because like, if we don't check
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: what's in the box, you'll always be right.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: Bro. I am just We're just doing a podcast. I
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: don't really pay attention to what I'm saying or when
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: I'm saying it. I'm just saying shit. I have no
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: idea about anything. Okay, damn well, there goes the game
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: we were playing. Except for breastfeeding. I know a lot
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: about that. People were pissed at us. People. My sister
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: was mad, and then we were getting a lot of
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: comments on YouTube.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: I was trying to tell you to walk that one back. Yeah,
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: that's a hot button.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: People won't be pissed this week this episode.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: We are a rage bait podcast.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Basically.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: That's why I wore blue jeans today, just the face
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: of the establishment. No, no, just to.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: Piss people off because you're not working man.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: No, people say that you that.
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: Nobody wears blue jeans anymore. That meant Jordan Woodriff who
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: said that, Jordan Woodriff and or their podcast They said that, Uh,
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: like do many and they're like, I'm trying to think,
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: have I ever seen a guy wear guy wearing jeans? Before?
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: They kept her calling them blue jeans.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: That's why jeans.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, most jeans are blue by a sick magnificant margin.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Also, you guys really have me out on an island
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: right here, both of you guys and your slacks.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I would say I wear blue jeans. I don't know
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: seventy of the time.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wear blue jeans most days.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I also have some black jeans that I like.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Most of my pants are jeans have different shades even
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: if they're not blue jeans, black jeans, green jeans, creen jeans,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: mean Joe greens. Who do you think the Patriots are
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: going to draft? For real?
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: I know I was thinking about that push up Strake
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: song when you said black jeans, blue jeans. When he
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: says that where he talks about the line where he's
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: calling the girls, or he looks up the number of
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: the name, and.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: He's like, blue jeans, darling.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my young than I know, Drake, sit this one out.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Why don't you go sit out the war? We'll give
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: you a water.
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: I'm an essential worker. I'm not even gonna get draft.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: That's not how essential workers were.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Who's gonna bomb upstairs at the stand every night?
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: That's why you're gonna get called in like this guy
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: has four years of experienced bombing. Get him on the
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: fucking drone stations.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: If I'm gone, someone's gonna someone's gonna have to fill
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: in at the seven to fifteen s bottom stairs at
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: the stand.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: What health what health problems would you cite to get
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: out of the war?
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Add, Yeah, you would, you along with everybody. Ad D
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: is like the last way of like white guys being
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: able to otherize.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Take so off you're not. I don't think you're I
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: think there's something where it's like sixteen months before you
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: join the military, you're not supposed to take any medication.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: What that can't be? I think that's true any medication Again, why,
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: like where did this come from?
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Bo told me because he has to wait now, he
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: has to wait extra six months before he joins the
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: military because he took antidepressants. Bos joining the military.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: I could see it being antidepressants, But I don't think
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: that if you're taking like a heart medication or maybe
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: like a I don't know, a blood.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Thing or yeah, I don't know, it's not all medicine. Yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Probably Wait what's Bo doing? He's joining the military, Yes,
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: which branch?
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Uh the army? Well, I don't understand what's so funny
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: about that.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Because when you're just making stuff.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, I swear to God, it's all he talks about.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you didn't bring this up earlier that
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: your buddy bo. But maybe the like pretty much the
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: fourth member of his show.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: One of my close friends.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm just hoping that he doesn't.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's going to get blown to smith.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I don't want him to go to the military.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: No, imagine the ts you would get to go on
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: when he's in fucking uh East Africa.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, salmon fishing in the even they've got really good
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: when he goes.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: To the Sudan.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm really hoping he doesn't do it, but it
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: seems like he really is.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: He's got his heart set.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. He met with a recruiter on Saturday, or not
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: a recruiter. He met with some like X Navy seal guy.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I walked into a recruiting office once. Yeah, did I
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: tell you this?
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: I can't even remember where I was. But I was
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: just in a kind of a crossroads in my life,
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: and I had so much admiration, unlike you for the
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: military and uh, I walked into a recruiting office and
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: it was just a bunch of kind of like Latino
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: young men sitting around a table and they looked at
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: me and they were not excited to see me. They
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: were like, can we help you? And I was like,
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: I just wanted to learn a little bit more about
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: the Marine Corps. It was the Marine Corps recruiting office.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: They go did you go to college? And I said yeah.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: They were like, you're going to want to go to
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: the officer's office, which is like four doors down.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: They were like, what the fuck are you doing?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: They're looking for fuck ups basically. Yeah, they're looking for
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: someone to get like dragged in and be like this
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: guy either can go to thirty days in jail or
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: join up.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I talked to the Navy guys when they came
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: to my high school because I was like, this is
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: probably going to be able to do. Did I tell
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: you about my mom's send me over with my report
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: card from freshman year? No the other day and she
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: was like, this is why I used to get mad
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: at you. And it was like I thought it was
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: I thought it was like a joke. Yeah, I had
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: I had like all d's and f's Jesus Christ. Yeah,
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: freshman year.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Of high school.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but can we see your tweets though.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: From freshman year? Yeah?
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I don't get that.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: I just didn't do Why did you do my homework?
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: How did you get away with that?
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: I had to get really good grades for the rest
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: of my high school career and it barely made my
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: GPA go up.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: How's my question is when you would come to a
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: class having not done your homework? Oh, the teacher collected
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: the homework. It's so embarrassing.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: But it must have happened every day, right, Yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: So why didn't your prayers make you They did?
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: They tried? No, they didn't, Yes, they did.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Well, how I was probably.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Grounded for like one fourth of high school.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: But why didn't they just like sit there while you
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: did your homework and be like fucking write the answers down?
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: They would, and then I would forget that I had
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: another assignment that I had to do.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: It makes sense?
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yes, and that is a d d Well, No,
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: it was laziness.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Well, not writing down that you had an assignment is
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: a lack of organizational skills.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I don't think add is a
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: real thing.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm tired of people claiming add like me too.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah when I hear you guys start talking about Drake
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: and little pusha t sugar bitch, Yeah, I sit here
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: and start thinking about you know, tanks and warplanes and yeah,
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: how much I love my country.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: So but there's still guys who are getting like valor.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I saw a TikTok two days ago that had like
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: one point eight million likes, not even views of a
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: guy being like I just took adderall for the first time.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that I've been neuro divergent my whole life.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I was able to do all the task I called
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: and got a doctor's appointment right away because I took adderall.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: And it's because I've had this mental deficiency my entire
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: existence that no one addressed. Everyone just let me.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Live this life.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: This guy's shocked that he fucking cleaned the bats and
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: with the toothbrush on fucking amphetamine. Dude, of course that's
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: what's happening. You're taking fucking speed.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're taking mouth.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: What are you fucking talking about, dude.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: It's infuriating too, is that there's like a weird uh
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: like people think that if you if you actually have
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: ADD or ADHD and you take adderall, it makes you
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: just become normal. And it's like, no, you still feel
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: exactly how everyone else feels when they take adderall.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: You just mow down your fucking homework.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Is that true?
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah? It was. I felt awful.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: My question would be, uh, like, is that true immediately
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: or do you get tolerant to it and then it
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: and then it becomes that way.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: I never got tolerant to it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I got I got off of it as soon as
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I got to college. I started it like probably my
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: junior years of high school, and then as soon as
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I got the freshman year of college, I was just like,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I do not want to take this shit anymore.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: No, it sucks. I'm not into it. I get. I
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: think it should be prescribed for how people use it illegally.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: I thought, not like the partying aspect, but like I
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: think it should be prescribed like for like college kids,
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: like oh I got finals this week, I'm going to
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: take an adderall. Or that's how it should be used.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: It should be used when you need it.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: In high school or like all of high school, like
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: if you want to do your homework in high school.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: You start taking adderall when you're fourteen years old, fucking
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: take it for four years until you get into college,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: and then you stop taking adderall.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was in fifth grade.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: You'll be skinny and the part of your life when
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: it really matters the most, if.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: You I didn't even get skinny. I just got like
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: starving child. It just got a massive belly and no
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: body and no body fattening around. That's literally what I
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: looked like. I had. My arms were this big, and
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: I had a massive belly because I was starving and
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: you were on gombad. I was literally starving.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Eat because adderall makes you not want to eat?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: But doesn't It doesn't make you. I thought it made
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: you just not have an appetite.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: No, you do not have an appetite, and then you
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: I would go to have lunch in high school, which
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: is at like nine am, and slamming lunch at nine thirty.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Getting first getting like second period lunch is hilarious.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: So I would go to sit down to have lunch
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: at nine thirty in the morning, and I would be
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: disgusted by my food and I would not eat any
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: of it.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Also, that was like the time of the world when
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: like your parents will give you like wheat bread, Oh yeah,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: and be like this is this is going to be
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: healthier for you have some wheat bread. The most disgusting
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on wheat bread
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: that's then like refrigerated for hours is the most disgusting
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: fucking lunch that you can't get.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Bos calling me. We asked him about the medication.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Yeah, ask him about this
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: whole military journey.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: This military thing that you've been lying about. Yeah, we
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: got Bo.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: We might have Bo.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: You should start with me because he'll be happy to
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: see me.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: Hello, Yo, we're recording our podcast right now. It's just
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: looking at talk waters Talk leader. Well, you're live, We're
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: on the podcast. We had a question about you can't
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: see him as we had a question about the military
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: and the medication thing is does that is that rule
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: for all medication or just for antidepressants? I don't know.
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: I mean, I wouldn't go as far as to say
• 27:05
  Speaker 10: it's for every medication because there's so many different medications.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: But thank you a lot. Yeah. Interesting.
• 27:15
  Speaker 10: Another another question is that it's a lot harder than
• 27:19
  Speaker 10: you might think. Wait what The moral of the story
• 27:24
  Speaker 10: is that it's a lot harder than you might think
• 27:26
  Speaker 10: to join because the administration process.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Thank you, ask a question for you, Hi bo, how
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: are you? I'm goods so happy he's doing This is
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: the voice that he does when he's talking to someone
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: he hates.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up, air ball. All right, So so
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: both the question is this right, Let's say that we
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: got involved in a pretty serious war tomorrow, uh, and
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: a draft was initiated in America. The question is would
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: we still be sending the people that we drafted to
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: train before we send them overseas? Or is a draft
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: at this point so dire that it's just us marshaling
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: even our dumbest, feeblest, laziest twenty two year olds who
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: have never held a gun and saying like, go go
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: go over there, just do your best.
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: Well, I'm certainly not qualified answer. I would assume that
• 28:42
  Speaker 10: for getting to the front lines, everyone would have to
• 28:46
  Speaker 10: go through.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: At least basic training.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we felt that's all. No further questions, your honor,
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: give no further questions. Thank you, I'll talk to you later.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: A right, that's our photo, friend, And we went two
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: for two two for two debunking.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Hell, he doesn't know Dick anyway, So.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a legend.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Should I go get some cigars? I feel like we're
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: really cooking.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: It's the last thing I want right now. Hey, she
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Coops got married Alex suber Vogue. I did not.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: It is the hottest man alive.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Really, this dude. And he's rich, isn't.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: He must be?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: He has to be rich. She's not just marrying your
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: garden variety montana boy hattie.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, but if she did the amount of money
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: that she has, she probably would.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying she wouldn't like that power dynamic. You
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: think that she would like being a sixty millionaire and
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: marrying a god is making two hundred and fifty thousand
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: dollars a year.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Forget it.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, dude, I think, isn't that her whole thing?
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: She's like an alpha power cup?
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Though you need a power cup.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Even if even if he has seventeen million dollars in
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: net worth and her networth is sixty million, she is
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: still the alpha of that relationship.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: But he can buy his own Gucci bag. Yeah, okay, yeah,
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: I see what you're saying.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: It has to be at least.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: That like she doesn't want to be breaking the bank
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: and he has to like take her off to dinner
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: to keep up appearances.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: He has to like buy her things, so it seems
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: like he she can't be giving him the credit card
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: so he can buy her a birthday present, right understood?
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Anything I agree are But there's a picture with everything
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: you said.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: After seeing how mad we get at the slightest disagree
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: about how.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: He thinks the financial breakdown is.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: And the Cooper Mary, Yeah, we got to get his
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: input on this.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: The join Bow's voice when he talk to you Francis, Now.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: That's not his joy. That's like he's talking to like
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: one of.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Our Francis that Hello, don't take this from me.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: You know. How do you see how he was talking
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: when he thought it was just me, and then he
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: switched his tone up completely. He had to go back
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: into like military mode.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I think that talking to you for him
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: is a is sort of a he's checking in to
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: make sure you're okay.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: I talked to him an hour ago. I don't why
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: he was calling me again. That's how often has probably
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: to talk Waters and leader sizes, Yeah, leader size, like
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: the size line that you use. I got a big
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: shipment coming in today, seventy five new flies. WHOA, I
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: didn't realize that you could just buy them in bulk
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: online and it's so much cheaper and easier and they're
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: better tied.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Wow, you're still not tying your own flies though.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: No, it's too much work.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Why don't you make that? You're you just turned twenty three, right, Yeah,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: you should make that your twenty three year old resolution.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: To tie my own flies.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Just learn over this calendar year.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: I could. I think I could learn, but it's a
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: lot of work. Like tying seventy five flies would take
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: me probably seventy five hours, to be honest.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: It's going to be so satisfying once you do learn, though,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like just the process of learning something new
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: is the spice of life.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: You'll feel closer to the water, and they do say
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: it feels way cooler when you catch a fish on
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: a top, on a fly that you tied yourself.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's as close to the how the natives.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like cooking a pig that you shot. Yes,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: it's exactly what that's like. As a pig shooter who
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: cooks pigs, that's what that's like to me, a faral hog.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Like shooting a pig. Probably isn't that tough though, A
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: far hog like a faral hog maybe, But I thought
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: you meant just like a standard Oh in a in
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: a pig pen?
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: What do?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: They run one mile per hour and they're fattest part.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: It's like literally the broad side of a barn.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Have you guys? I don't even know if I've ever
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: even seen a pig in person before.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen a pig like a pig.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: You've never been to a farm that had pigs? I
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: probably have it. Probably this has been all like pigs,
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: you're a fun man. Pigs are fun and intelligent.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: They're great.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no they're not.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: They're really good.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: I'm so sick of people saying that animals are intelligent.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: Pigs have intelligent It wouldn't roll around in the mud
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: and live in it in a barn?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: That's what? That's literally what you do. A pig would
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: have a podcast. It's like everyone always like, yeah, I
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: have these mice problems that I'm dealing with, and people
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: are always like, well, you know, mice are really smart.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: That's rats, And it's like, yeah, and why do they
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: live in my fucking walls.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Because it's better than living outside.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: If they were smart, they would have a house, they
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: would pay rent.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: It's the thumbs, it's opposable thumbs. And the access to mushrooms.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: If you gave three generations of mice mushrooms, they would
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: remap the genome. Yeah, you think one hundred percent, that's all.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: The only way we have evolved was just eating mushrooms too.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: No, there's just three of them.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: They are blind and that's why they run on the
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: walls because they just they just walk around the borders
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: of the walls.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Don't believe. You can't be true. It is that. That's
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: just not true. Not all mice are blind.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: They're not fully blind, but they're they're they have a
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: different spectrum of vision. Their vision is very bad.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I bet dogs do too. Have you ever seen videos
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: of a representation of what dogs see?
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: No, they see in black and white though.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're basically seeing like a silhouette like puppet show.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: That's so strange. Fools, dogs are dumb as hell. Not
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: my dog animals raw, No, I've seen your mice are
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: smarter than your dogs, don't you fucking talk.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: About that and they're blind. Better watch yourself. I'm gonna
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: start giving you like titty twisters or something which would
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: be a taste of how it's gonna go for your
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: basic training.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: What animals you are smart as? Uh?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: None?
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Dolphins? Now, chimpanzees.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: Chimpanzees are pretty smart.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Well there you go.
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they're not that smart.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: People say that octopuses are super smart.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they're not. Have you seen any animal that
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: you can catch with a with a like a piece
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: of food and a hook? Not smart?
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I could any animal that you can catch smash burger in
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: front of you right now and have you in a
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: zoo in two hours.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Any animal that you can catch on a glue trap
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: is not a smart animal. Like I would never get
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: caught on a glue trap. I would never see a
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: big puddle of glue and be like I'm gonna step
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: in this.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's it's like advertised as glue.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: I think what is the equivalent of you getting caught
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: in the glue trap? Because I can see that happening?
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: No, or if or if there was a big if
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: if you had a smash burger and I noticed a
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: giant metal pole right above it that was being that
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: was being by like a spring. I wouldn't be like
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna take that cheeseburger.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: No, it'd be more like it'd be more like there's
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: a path that's got a bunch of brush covering it,
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: and you're walking along and you step and you tumble
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: into a pit.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: It'd be like the how the Vietnamese were trapping people.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: They did do the kind of mouse traps a mouse
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: trap folk, but that was because there was a draft
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: and they didn't get proper training.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it was just guys going over there to
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: do heroin this exactly.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: This is going to be the episode where I fucking
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: snap on him. We'd spear him and just get over
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: there and I just start fucking showing my dick in
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: your mouth.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be nice.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: What's that? What do you got?
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: A'man ras? Santa Brown new deal with Lions include seventy
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: seven million dollar guarantee. What I like him? Like that?
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Smith?
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: Seventy or maybe it might have been closer to eighty.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I think he got it.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Might might have got a'm n rosenol pro.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: I was pretty shot. He's awesome.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: He's unbelievable.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Love watching him play.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Did you see in Hard Knocks when they did the
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Hard Knocks with them that his dad was this professional bodybuilder.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: I always go.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Back to this and his I didn't know they did
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Alliance Hard Knocks.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the first season with Dan cam Campbell
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: Dan Campbell as the head coach, and it was the
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: first season that they were decent after a long time.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: But there was a scene where they were showing that
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: A'mnra and his brother their dad was his professional bodybuilder,
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: like mister Olympias.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Is that his name? Yes, I knew it was something insane.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: That's an awesome name. I'm on raw and equanimious.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: And they show them working out and they don't listen
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: to music. They're working out on these like on like
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: a weight set that's outside I think, and they are
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: going through their progressions as though they are like racing
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: through it. Yeah, they don't rest twelve lap hole downs,
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: stand up, move on to the next thing. It is
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: the most sort of uh, just like this is work
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: and I'm not even gonna think about it, but I
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: know it's so well, I'm going to get through it.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: And it was all because they had learned how to
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: lift weights from their dad.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, the craziest thing about their dad to me was
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: his name is like John Brown.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: And then he changed his kids last name to Saint Brown.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: Huh.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: He added saint to his kids and name them Amunra
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: and equanimious, Saint Brown. He thought my name is so
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: fucking boring and stale John Brown or whatever that he
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: added five syllable names for his kids for the first
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: name and call them saints in their last name. That's insane.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Describe to be great.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: I don't see a lot of continuity between a'm on
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: raw and equanimious.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Right, this guy just.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those are just totally different. Uh. Books of Scripture.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, equanimious is that's like a saintly
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: quality and i'm on ras an Egyptian god?
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: Is that right? Yeah?
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: Something like it sounds almost And what you know that
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: you know the meaning of those names? Equanimous and I
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: think we're taking shots here.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know that we know for sure.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Let's look it up.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Did you actually know that? Is that true?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's right.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: I think he knows it. I'd be surprised if you
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: should have gotten into Harvard.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I'm on the Sun God the Egypt About the raw
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: part though, raw was just for the fun of it.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: So i'm On came to be identified with the soular
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: god raw Ah.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: There we go.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: So so a'm on ra I had the main characteristics
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: of the soular god, creator god, infertility god.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: What about Equanimius. That sounds like it's got something to
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: do with calm and composed. This is what it means. Yeah,
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: that's that's what it means. It's got to be latin us.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: I might name my first child Equinymius.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you close to having children?
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: Nope?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: If you fucking cranked a child out, it'd be hilarious.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: That'll be insane.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: You have kids.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: I have no idea if.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: You had a child before me and you, Francis, that'd
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: be so funny.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: It would be crazy.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Dude, don't fucking pregnant.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: Equanimius Junior running around.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't tell Patrick I need I need to cut
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: back on my spots.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to make that seven fifteen.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: Got Equanymius at home teething right now, so.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I couldn't get a sitter for equym bring him let
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: him sit in the green room. Cool, cool wife. He breastfeeds,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: change everything like I was. I actually want to walk
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: back to that take a little bit. I'm actually cool
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: if I breast fan.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: That's how Louis got big. What he didn't get big
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: until he had kids, and then he did all of
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: his dad And you know.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: It's funny, dude. I mean I've seen that thing he
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: did where he talked about where.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: He talked about what the.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Eulogy that he gave at the George Carlin kind of
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: honor night.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen that George Carlin
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: was a comedian. Oh, okay, that's worth watching. Yeah.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: He tells the story of his career.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Oh I've never seen this. Sounds like he definitely would
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: have seen. I don't know how I didn't see it.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: He talks about how for a long time he was failing,
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: He wasn't going anywhere. He hated it, thought that they
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: were a trap. And the stories that Louis like was
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: failing until he told the joke of like my daughter's
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: a bitch. Yeah, the exploded. And then you go back
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: and you actually look at his early career and it's
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: like he was doing and fucking you know, touring, was
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: writing on SNL. He did the Dana Carvey Show, which
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: was like conic and like.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Those are probably the best jobs for comedians at the time.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you really failing during that.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Well, I think his see his stand up wasn't succeeding,
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: like how it did.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: The League falling back until this. But he there's a
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: set you can go watch. You can go watch I
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: think a Conan or maybe a Letterman set.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, he is really old ones and.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: It's funny as hell.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it's different.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: It's different in tone.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: It's not even like close to how he acts in
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: his modern but it's still.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Like, you know, this is the guy who's getting legitimate
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: credits and good ones.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's like when politics are like my dad
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: was a humble oil farmer or like he worked, I
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: came from nothing. I picked myself up by my bootstraps.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Like wait, oil farmer. He was fucking a baron rich
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: worked for Opak.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or when when they said that Paul Potts on
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Britain's Got Talent, which made that show viral. Yeah, came
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: on and he was working at Carphone warehouse. Do you
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: remember this, Paul Pott. Paul Pott, not the Cambodian.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Wait, Paul Pott was on America's Got Talent.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Paul Potts. I think it was Pott's plural.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: Got a card teacher with that last name, did you know?
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about that instead. Let's go that direction that
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: sounds more compelling, Harry Potter.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: Let's dive into that, all right, you know, what were
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: you saying?
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: He came out. The story was that he had been
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: working at like a basically a rise in store carphone warehouse,
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: and then he comes out and he has this incredible
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: operatic voice, as though he's never known if he's ever
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: been good, and he ended up winning Britain's Got Down
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: and everyone loved the story. And then come to find that,
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: you know, he'd been like quietly singing semi professional opera
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: for like decades, having lots of vocals. It's like this,
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: you know, this is bullshit.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Like he just yelled at someone in traffic and was.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: Like, yeah, oh my god, what the fuck. That's why
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: it says like tiktoks that you see of people singing.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: They're like, I didn't know I could hit that high note.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah you did? You obviously you tried it, you feel it. Hey,
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna try singing for the first time ever. Report it. Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: They always do that stuff. They always set it up.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Did you ever see like Sam Morrill's America's Got Talent
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: things Now if you go back and watch some of
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: those ones, like you know, they always try when they
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: find someone they like that they're gonna push through from
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: the first audition or the live show rather to the
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: next thing. They have to give you a story. Yeah,
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: So that that two minute bit with the sad music
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: leading up, and I think Sam Maurilla like they you know,
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: they were like, please give us something. It was like, well,
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: I have a girlfriend. Yeah, and I think I think
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: I remember that he just talks about is like my
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: girlfriend really inspired me. Yeah, And it's like but it wasn't.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: He wasn't always this way, Like, you know, before I
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: had my girlfriend, I don't know, times were tough and
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: I got my girlfriend, yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: And then I found my then I found my voice.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's hilarious. They always want something to be uh.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I remember after I like put out my first like
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: music project or something, I was like, we're ready to
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: put out like a second project. And I was talking
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if it was a record label
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: or executive or something like that, and they're like, well,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: did like anything happened to you that we can like sell.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Did you like have like a breakup or something like that.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I guess I had a breakup
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: and now my music's way better because of it. Like
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: they just want there to be at this fuck watershed
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: moment when it's probably not like that. It's probably just
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: like linear progress in anything, you just have to well,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I worked really hard and got better at it. No
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: one gets a fuck about that story.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Some people do have that watershed moment. And I always
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: envied those children from the hood whose fathers left and
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden they started practicing their left handed
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: dribble that much more.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: But even that's bullshit, I think because like Kanye, for example,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: when he got in the car accident, he got his
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: jaw wired shut or whatever, and then he puts out
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: through the wire and everything, but he was already making
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: fucking songs with jay Z before that. It's the same
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: thing as Louis c K's, like he was successful and
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: fucking making he was in a high profile rooms already.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: It's not like it was like he got in a
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: car accident and like stepped out, was like, thank god,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't too cool.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he got shot and they got shot and they
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: were like you can hear the pain in his voice.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: No, he had already made how to rob, Like he
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: already had like nine projects before that, nine shots, nine projects.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: Ire. The rap world is full of bullshit sort of stories.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: You know who actually was truly deserving and discovered for nothing?
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Eminem? Yeah, because he's white?
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Oh is he?
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: No, I wasn't thinking of that at all.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: You think about the Rap Olympics.
• 46:19
  Speaker 11: I'm thinking, I'm taking I'm thinking Eminem's girlfriend got fucked
• 46:25
  Speaker 11: by a guy from a rival crew and his mom
• 46:29
  Speaker 11: was banging this other dude and all that stuff.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: And he kept going to those battles at the shelter,
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: at the shelter, and one night, you know, he got
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: cold feet, got a little spooked, couldn't get it out
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: rock bottom. But then he came back. Then he came
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: back with.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: Currentge, stronger than ever and had been through so much.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: He got that he almost got in that fight when
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: his boy was rapping on top of the car and
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: he was like den freaky girls.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Then freaking girls.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: And then they came up and said, free World, what
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: runs you pussies? Yea, And the guy got pulled on
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: the hood of the car and he hit his butt
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: real hard.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: And now he's still sitting here scrimming the free World. Yeah,
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: it's all dudes in here, except for these bitches.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: I always thought he went a little too far with
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: that self diss track. I don't think he needed to
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: include all of that.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: He really roasted himself.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was revolutionary at the time, though. It was
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: probably like when Carlin started making jokes about atheism, you
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. No one had done it yet.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Now Bill Maher has his whole fucking show based off
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: of it. But when Carlin did it, that ship was revolutionary.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: That ship was special.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Now it's now it's hacked to not believe in God.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: The real comics believe, are deeply believing.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Comedy scene is deeply religious these days. Raise a lot. Yeah,
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: it was not Mike I an interview. Yeah, I eat
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: his children.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: He's pretty good.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck you too, you love me?
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: Alla like Tyson's the best.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: You could say, some nasty ship and then dude, the
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: clips of Mike Tyson just like sprinting now though.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: Oh it's pretty tough to watch sad.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why, he's like getting ready for this fight against
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: like a steroid. It up, fucking twenty six year old dude.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: That clip of him running was like you could tell
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: as soon as the camera stopped, he probably his bones
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: were probably like breaking down.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: They had to explain to him where he was.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like he was like, look how fast
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: I am, and then he just ran from like there
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: to here.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: It looked like Kat Williams.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly what it was like.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Did one of you see him at an airport or
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: was that a different friend of mine? That was Tom
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: s girl, that's true, But someone a friend of mine
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: saw him. Oh I know it is a very good
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: friend of mine saw him in the last couple of
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: weeks and sat behind him on a plane.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: Really, why coach.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Ready for this? Ready for the last part of my fact? Yeah,
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: he said he had a cane. He's walking with.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: A cane cocaine.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I pray to god, you mean cocaine.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: What are the odds that he dies in this fight?
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Check the sports.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: It very much speaks to the point you just made
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: that they are just shooting him up filled with numbing pain,
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: for him to do a quick viral sprint and then
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: using that to promote the fight, and he's gonna go
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: out there and potentially get killed.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: What do you think would happened with Jake Paul's career
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: if he killed Mike Tyson in the ring.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: It would be huge for him. I hate to say it.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: He's the perfect person to kill Mike Tyson, But do you.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Think that's something that he would be able to recover from?
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: Like meant like, personally, I think that would be he
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: would swing it somehow.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: I don't think.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I don't even think it would register be like, Yo, bro, Yeah,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: did you see I just killed him?
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I got I did. I killed the greatest ever.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: I killed Bro in the ring.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to die for this shit.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Like Floyd Mayweather, Logan Paul, that was a fight, right, Yeah,
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: that was more reasonable than this.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because Floyd Mayweather has been he like never really
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: stopped boxing.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and uh, Logan Paul is much bigger than Floyd Mayweather.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, correct, And so you know he's like a defensive fighter.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Mike Tyson was like a knockout fighter in the nineties.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: He's old as shit. It is a bad idea. Do
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: you think it's gonna actually happen or now?
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: I do you think it really will?
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Well? I think they. I think that it's just one
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: of those things where there What do you think Mike
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Tyson stands to make from this? Thirty million dollars?
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: No way, bro, thirty million? No way. I think it's
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: at least five million. No, it's probably it's definitely over ten.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: I think I think this is the biggest marquee thing
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: that they've put together for Jake Paul.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thirty million people.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know, dude. I feel like not getting not
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: having a fistfight a prize fight in your sixties is
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: worth thirty million just not doing it.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: He's the biggest name in boxing. Mike Tyson still, Yeah,
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: I agree to this day. I would argue Muhammad Ali.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how'd you.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Feel about him getting out of that draft?
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: I didn't know he dodged a draft? Cashus Clay, he
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: had Parkinson's.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: He really was she conscientiously objected or whatever?
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: That easy you can just say, now, well.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: He went to prison.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Oh shit, Yes, I think he was pardoned or something. Yeah,
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: I totally forgot that happened. I don't know why you
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: weren't alive. It's just a pretty big moment. Mm hmm.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Your dad might not have even been alive.
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably not.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're good. Yeah, you don't remember something that happened
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: to your grandfather. You're straight on that. Yeah, that was
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: a tough imprisonment for my boy. Yeah, for Cassius, I'm
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: not sure.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he actually went. I think he did.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Did he I think he did.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this also didn't. This just didn't
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: happen anywhere close to any of our lifetimes. You could
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: excuse us if we long.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: No, I know, but I did read the biography, The
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: Good One. I think it's by David Harberstam King of
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: the World.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: Book on tape, half speed. Should we wrap this up?
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: It's like we've been going for a while, however, Yeah.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: We haven't been going for we haven't even been going
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: for an hour.
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, you bored, bro, Wow, I'm not bored at all.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know why. I just I thought we were
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: going for a while.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: Do you have a medic Do you have a medicine
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: we can give you for like days like today, like podcasting.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I took L the Inn this morning.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: LF the Inning.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: That's a supplement that they haven't teas and stuff.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, l Lycen is what made me ship myself do else.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: I didn't take L I.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Scene at Oshwa Ganda. Can we give you that?
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know what that is?
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: That's good for your brain.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: I was looking into I'm looking into some New Tropics,
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: trying to really get onto that, and I was looking
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: at Alpha Brain because I always hear Joe Rogan talking
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: about it. I didn't know Joe Rogan owns Alpha Brain skip.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: I think he's the New Tropics. Reddit was flaming Alpha
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: brain dude.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Man, what do you know what I saw the today?
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: What do you know these guys that do the lawn
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: care on Instagram?
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: I had like six thoughts that I had to connect
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: to to see where I was going. Okay, okay, the
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: great videos on Instagram to sock of guy's edging lawns
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: and stuff like that. For there's a guy named the
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: lawn Dude. Yes, of course he called uh the guy
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: the rapper from Miami.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Uh Kali Joe Rick Ross, Rick Ross, Oh, I saw
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: this good?
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: I saw this this morning, so did I. Yeah, I'm glad,
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: terrible cut. Why I don't like the pattern.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: I didn't see the cut. I just saw the call, okay.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: And what struck me is that Rick Ross is dming
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: with this guy, gets him to call on their face timing,
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: and Rick Ross is saying, come through, I'm going to
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: get you a lot more business. I will post about
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: your thing. It's gonna blow your account up. I like
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: the way you cut lawns. YadA YadA. Yeah. That is
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Rick Ross's equivalent of saying, I'm an influencer, will you
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: cut my lawn for free? Yeah?
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: That's true, broke ass Rick Ross, That's.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: What he was doing there, and I can give me
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: fifty Yeah. Now he may have paid him or tipped him,
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: but I don't know. It certainly seemed to me as
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: though he was really like he was having the same
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: conversations with this lawn care guy that I try to
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: have with ice bath purveyors.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Which I am still striking out. One is driving me
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: fucking crazy.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah give up, No, don't ever give up.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Are you guys still doing this ice bath ship? I
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: haven't done it because you don't have it, because I
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: don't have one.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I did it yesterday. It was great for my inflammation
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: and mood.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Where are you finding them?
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: It is so dumb. I don't. I uses plastic bags.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Filled with water, buy ice and bring it home.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: No, I fill up ziploc bags with ice and freeze
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: them and then drop them in like massive ice cubes
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: and a cocktail in my colt in my tub at home.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: You don't run out of freezer space doing that.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: Have you been in his apartment, bro?
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we have. I'm pretty sure we have the same freezer.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Would be my guests.
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: Maybe not in freezer. It only takes up one shelf.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I have a His and hers freezer. I got a
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Jack and Jill freezer. There's two sides of it. No,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: it doesn't take up like I could have like three
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: ziploc bags in there, and it doesn't. It doesn't make
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: a dent in it. So have all the frozen dog
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: food in there. I don't really have much else in
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: the freezer. So a couple of bean burritos and some
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: popsicles for the summer months.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: You puts you know who's really on possible? Right? Fights? Fights?
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: Eats like ten popsicles a day?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like as he's falling asleep.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: Doesn't he say he he's falling asleep.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: He's like going to bed in a trash heap of
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: plastic popsicle wrappers.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: He said that every night before he goes to bed,
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: he gets super high, eats as much food as he can,
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: and then does the mouth tape, so he like shoves
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: pizza in his mouth and thens it in and then
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: falls asleep.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Which there's better ways to kill yourself. Yeah, but he
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: was like, he was like, yeah, oh, did he say
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: that on this show?
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: He might have he said it on the show.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: I wasn't here, but he says that.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: He says that he does pops like he'll eat like
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: five popsicles before were in bed. I don't think popsicles
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: are a filling food.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: Eating it for caloric value, but I think it's like
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: can't stop.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I thought it was to help the problem. Definitely, not
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: to help you.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: They're not seloton popsicles.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like eating a lot of food makes you sleepy.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: No, but he's actually really doing it that way. Let
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: me hammer this hamburger.
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: I love eating before bed, how close within an hour,
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: usually as a dinner.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: As a sort of decompressing kind of what what what's.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: The term I don't like being hungry in.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Bed sedative you're eating as a sedative.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: No, I just don't like being hungry in bed and
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: then I fall asleep.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Just have some water or some shit.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: It surely wouldn't make me less hungry, would it.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had water?
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: It definitely.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: I got this big ass iced coffee. So what happened
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: today was I went to the gym. This point of
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: milk to I went to the gym this morning, absolutely
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: obliterated my legs and my shoulders. And then I had
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: a meeting with my manager and then it was I
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: was like, I gotta go to this pod. I gotta
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: go do our podcast. So I was kind of in
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: I was kind of in a rush. So I uber
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: eached myself some Starbucks. Got a bacon, egg and cheese
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: and an iced coffee. And it arrives. It is nor
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: a bacon, egg and cheese or an iceed coffee. It
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: is a plain bagel toasted and a frappuccino and a
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: pink drink. And I was like, who is starting their
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: day dude? This frappuccino had like this much whip cream,
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: and like, who starts their day with that?
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Girls.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: That shit is insane.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: The biggest trick that Starbucks ever pulled was that they
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: started serving milkshakes and pretending that they were coffee.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: Dude, it's like literally, it's a hot fudge Sunday.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: Absolutely yeahs are like thirteen hundred galeries.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: I looked at it and I was like, if someone
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: woke up just now and was like, oh man, I
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: need a frappucino right, and I need I need an
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: ice cream Sunday.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: Right, you have one of those. They're so good.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't have anything.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: They are outrageous. Again, I used to drink when I
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: was a kid, though, Yeah, like freshman, I went through
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: a little period there where I would say I want
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: one of them.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: They're like the free cocaine that they that drug dealers
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: give out to like put the hook in you. They're like, Okay,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: have a frappuccino. You'll be drinking like nitro col bruise.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: Within two years. Yeah, you'll be doing a real thing
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: very soon. I mean, dude, if you if you're starting
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: your day with a roop your float, you probably shouldn't
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: uber eats it. You want to at least walk and
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: get it.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: You're the same guy who just said you fucking eat
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: a burger within twenty minutes of falling asleep.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: You're ending March day with a merch what's the difference?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: Much different between ending it and starting? What's the difference
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: starting your day with an ice cream Sunday filled with
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: hot fudge and whipped cream verse ending your day? Brother?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: That's why you have deserve after dinner. You don't start
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: your day with that. End your day with that.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: You gotta start.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: Society made these rules. I didn't make this.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Huberman is gonna fucking He's gonna throw your ass for
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: a loop. If you're on the nootropics Reddit, you might
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: as well pop on some Hubanman labs because this dude
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: is going to throw you in on the cyclone.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I had a great dinner last night's steak
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: peas potatos?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: You really, yeah, dud?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: How'd you do it? How'd you cook your steak?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: And then did you finish it in the oven? No?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: Fuck that noise and you just seared it?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: Just say minutes each side.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Not sas. You're not going to care about this. Francis,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: you knowhere, I'm going to night Blanca. You know Blanco
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know Blanca. I do, I don't actually know it.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I've heard of Blanca. It was number two on that
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: uh that the top one hundred. Yeah yeah, New York Times. Yes,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's like a tasting menu. It's the it's
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: in Bushwick, New American Food. It's across from Rover.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be in Bushwick tonight. Bro Times What times
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: you said eight?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: Were you? Why are you doing that one out in?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: What's that one? I'm doing that soon, old man hustle.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not doing my My dinner's at nine bro.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: In the Wick Wow in Cushwick.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: I actually don't even know.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: It might be tasting menu, didn't you You're going to
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: be finishing your last course at midnight? Yeah?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: They I went on the website and says this cannot
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: be true. It said that there's thirty two courses. It's
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: twenty five to thirty two courses, Like, what the fuck?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: But then I look at the menus closer. I think
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: it's closer to twelve.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: It's a lot of little tiny scoops of sword and.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Bites and ship like the muse muse boos.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: How much does that cost?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: I think it's one ada plate.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, probably one eight for the entire seating.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: It's not that bad little birthday dinner. Oh your birthdays tomorrow?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Whats ah?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: I wanted to tell you guys about it.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: I wanted to. I wanted to make it about me
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: on draft day. That's a blessing.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: This is a birthday episode. Happy birthday to Ron.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, Yes, Happy birthday to Ron brothers.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: The glue that holds us all together, Yes, keeps you
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: and me from tearing each other.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I would love to. I'd love to get us all
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: out to h a meal together.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: I would like that too. But I have to tell you.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: I read an article today in The New Yorker.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: About Blanca stay Put.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Unethical sourcing.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: Our chemistry has gotten so good that I know know
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: when you're going to interrupt, and looked at you.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: What were you saying about?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: He's got something to send us in another direction?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: What were you saying about? New Yorker.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: They were talking about how the reservation game in New
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: York City has become like a scalpers game for sure,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: and that it bots scalpers and like resellers of restaurant
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: reservations in New York are there's a guy who made
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: seventy grand last year scooping up reservations and then selling
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: them on some concierge service or something like that.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I believe it.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: I get all my reservations at game time.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: Game Time the official app for Blanca.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you.
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  Speaker 4: Have that good app. I'm not going to tell it
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  Speaker 4: because I don't want to go.
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  Speaker 1: We got a gate keeper gate.
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  Speaker 4: Keep that, but that is that how you're getting all
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: these amazing reservations.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Now, Blanca, we got the old fashioned way calling the restaurant.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: Are you someone who knows when a restaurant you want
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: to go to is opening up their reservation portal for
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: two weeks hence? And you can get on the website
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: at that time.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: And I'm not great at that, but I try to
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: be better at it. So that other one Atomics where
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: you like called Ahead and we're like on the wait
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: list for Atomics. Wow for I think maybe even for tonight.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: But I think I want to go to Blanca.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Damn, you got two red Atomics is up there, that's
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: the Korean one. Sell me Atomic, I'll buy it off
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: of you.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Right after your Bushwick show, Yes, show solo, you go
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: solo to a tasting maja just for.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: One please thank you.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: Eating solo is awesome.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: I love it. Putting your phone down and eating solo
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: tickles your brain in a completely different way.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: I just did it in.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Chicago at this Croatian restaurant. It's like an eight point
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: five on the infatuation. Pretty good.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: That's solid, very solid.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Some black bass.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: Ooh love some bass. Black bass especially is supposed to
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: be extremely tasty.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: It was so tasty.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: Believe it or not, those fish are actually not that
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: big black bass. It makes us so right around.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the file at was like about this long.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I caught one of those ones.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Too tiny.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: I think he was out of season or something like that.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Good to catch one, though. How about Brandon? Did you
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: got you see Brandon Walker's Uh? He texted me, He
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: texted you.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Was that a rainbow trout?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: That was a bass?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: What the fuck was it? It was shimmering though.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: It was a big ass bass stock pond. I mean,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: I don't really give him any early count because he
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: probably was probably thrown around a weighted treble.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: It's like shooting a pig.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: Just honestly, just snagging stockies.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: It is exactly the same as just going into your
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: backyard as a farmer and shooting a pig. Did Rick
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Ross have this guy mow his Miami lawn?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he was bragging about it. He kept saying,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: it's the largest residential lawn in Florida, I have the
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: largest pool. This is going to be good for your career.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: It's like, dude, he's sold. You're Rick Ross. You don't
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: have to keep listings. Why this is going to blow
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: up the suit's account?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Well, dude, didn't Drake say that he lives on a
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: postage stamp that it's like he lives in basically an
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: influencer's house in Miami, Like it's one of the smallest
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: properties on Star Island. And then he showed the aerial
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: shot of the property and how it's just like a sliver.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: There's a lot next to it. He doesn't even own
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: the lot.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: I did not know said he.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Posted that on an Instagram.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: Rhyme.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: He posted it, Uh, just his pros on his Instagram,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: like look at how I talked to Bro. Bro's a
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: waste you sick time, my stomach.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: Longmall as hell.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Postage stamp, lone fam pootine gravy line.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: All right, now you want to quite with whatever, Let's
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: quit all right. Well, thank you guys for listening to
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: Son of a Boy Dad. Can we quit, See you
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: guys on Monday or Tuesday. Happy birthday, Rone, Happy birthday.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday Francis, and happy birthday Sass as well.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: Goodbye, good boy.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't even know Broker hit that note.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: I wasn't sure I could