Latest / Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast) / Treehouse Of Horror XIX (S20E04)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Judge me and I'll cut your friend.
- 0:02Speaker 2: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
- 0:05Speaker 1: You're a racist.
- 0:07Speaker 2: All pumpkins are racist.
- 0:08Speaker 1: The difference is I admitted four finger Discount dude.
- 0:28Speaker 3: Ooh is Trespar nineteen here on the four fingered Discount network.
- 0:32Speaker 2: I'm down and I'm going that was a pretty half
- 0:34Speaker 2: hearted boom.
- 0:35Speaker 3: All right, this is the one I do with the
- 0:39Speaker 3: kids that scares them. Right, and Holly always goes, do this,
- 0:41Speaker 3: do this, do the creepy laugh, and then when I
- 0:43Speaker 3: do it, you stop it?
- 0:44Speaker 1: Right?
- 0:44Speaker 2: You ready? That's pretty fucking creepy. I heard that in
- 0:49Speaker 2: like a spook house or a ghost train. I'd be
- 0:54Speaker 2: suitably weird out. I chase up and stop it at
- 0:58Speaker 2: the up. I'm dye. It sounds both goofy and spooky. Yeah,
- 1:04Speaker 2: which is a you know, two great tastes that don't
- 1:05Speaker 2: taste great. I think I can trust this guy, but
- 1:08Speaker 2: he's kind of scary. Oh yeah, no, you certainly perv
- 1:10Speaker 2: It sound like trus Foreign nineteen. I really enjoyed this.
- 1:14Speaker 2: I know about you. I thought this was a nice blend.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Again of I could have done without the start, the
- 1:18Speaker 3: political stuff at the start, pretend that never existed.
- 1:20Speaker 2: Right that. That's because you know what that was.
- 1:23Speaker 3: That was a little what would you call that little
- 1:26Speaker 3: one of the things at the start, they're bumpersump bumpers,
- 1:29Speaker 3: like between you. Yes, So that got leaked I say,
- 1:33Speaker 3: leaked with those a few weeks beforehand because I think
- 1:36Speaker 3: the Simpsons are trying to see him somewhat.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Cool and hip. Yes, on the cutting edge.
- 1:40Speaker 3: Yeah, so that got leaked before this episode came out,
- 1:42Speaker 3: and I think that sort of threw it on there
- 1:43Speaker 3: because they're like, oh, yeah, this is from Triosa hors.
- 1:45Speaker 2: We had to put it on there.
- 1:46Speaker 3: Now, it's incredibly data makes no sense, almost to the
- 1:48Speaker 3: point where I feel like you just take it away.
- 1:50Speaker 2: Now. It's a time when voting wasn't a horror show.
- 1:54Speaker 4: That's true.
- 1:54Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I just watched this going political stuff
- 1:58Speaker 3: in teen era. The Simpsons just never lands anymore because
- 2:02Speaker 3: it's they make it so specific.
- 2:04Speaker 2: Yes, they're not talking about the broader political machine. They're
- 2:07Speaker 2: talking about specific candidates in twenty twenty four. You know,
- 2:11Speaker 2: no one really no, I mean, and you lived through it. Yeah,
- 2:14Speaker 2: we think about Obama because we never know how good
- 2:17Speaker 2: we had it. We'll be back we'll be back in
- 2:20Speaker 2: Michelle form. Yeah, this Treehouse of Horror not necessarily my
- 2:27Speaker 2: favorite tree House of Horror Peanuts fans. That surprises me.
- 2:32Speaker 2: I must admit that was We're gonna go ahead to
- 2:35Speaker 2: favorite moments already.
- 2:37Speaker 3: Just as as a parody. I thought they did a
- 2:41Speaker 3: lot of respect, wasn't it.
- 2:42Speaker 2: And I'm glad that they rounded out with that, because
- 2:45Speaker 2: you know, if you finish up with something solid that
- 2:47Speaker 2: sounds a bit sketchy, that will make up for any
- 2:51Speaker 2: problems you may have had at the start or in
- 2:53Speaker 2: the beginning. It's like, oh, at least they stuck the landing.
- 2:56Speaker 2: And you know, anytime you do Peanuts and you do
- 2:58Speaker 2: Peanuts faithfully and lovingly, yeah, that's all right by me.
- 3:01Speaker 2: And I just think it's this.
- 3:02Speaker 3: I think it's great that we review this specific Treeouse
- 3:06Speaker 3: of Horror on the week of Thanksgiving.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Essentially it worked out well, is still sticking the landing
- 3:13Speaker 2: of it. It just lines up for us like this
- 3:14Speaker 2: doesn't it? It does? We don't planners, watch is going not
- 3:19Speaker 2: everything lines up, but this does. Yeah.
- 3:21Speaker 3: So I just thought I was nice that they were
- 3:23Speaker 3: able to blend Thanksgiving and Halloween together to one thing
- 3:27Speaker 3: and make it makes sense, and it's actually a lot
- 3:30Speaker 3: of love went into it because they had to go
- 3:32Speaker 3: through a lot of loopholes in order to make it happen,
- 3:34Speaker 3: to the point where they couldn't even call it It's
- 3:36Speaker 3: a great the Great Pumpkin because the legal issues that
- 3:39Speaker 3: changed the name. But they finally got that iconic music,
- 3:42Speaker 3: even getting well the.
- 3:43Speaker 2: N's I want to say, Ben's Garaldi, isn't it, yeah, GARDI, Yeah,
- 3:48Speaker 2: I think if you get that, that's pretty much shorthand
- 3:51Speaker 2: for like we got the ok from Peanuts. Yeah, if
- 3:54Speaker 2: you get that music you're doing, and you get some
- 3:57Speaker 2: very Peanuts are like characters. I'm not there are the
- 4:00Speaker 2: Peanuts characters, but I know that they've got some Simpsons
- 4:03Speaker 2: characters doing. They've designed Charlie. Yeah, when you've got the
- 4:09Speaker 2: dance at the end, when you're going, it's just like it.
- 4:11Speaker 3: It's a spot on parody, even to the Twins, three
- 4:13Speaker 3: and four coos. Yeah, and there's there's one can't know
- 4:17Speaker 3: who who is little?
- 4:18Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, that looks like the same kid from Peanuts.
- 4:21Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah.
- 4:22Speaker 3: I just appreciate just from a visual perspective, I liked this.
- 4:25Speaker 3: Sometimes though they do these ones and It's almost like
- 4:27Speaker 3: they do it just because they want to make the
- 4:29Speaker 3: Simpsons look like these characters without any story there. But
- 4:31Speaker 3: I thought this a good twist of we actually know
- 4:34Speaker 3: you actually do see the Great.
- 4:35Speaker 2: Pumpkin and he kills people. Oh yeah. So I enjoyed
- 4:39Speaker 2: that one very much. Having said that, I mean, I've
- 4:41Speaker 2: got to say for the other two, but then for
- 4:43Speaker 2: the notes for the first one is like, oh, that's
- 4:45Speaker 2: it rot parody, yeah, and then then the second one
- 4:49Speaker 2: like yeah, pretty weird premise. So I really I think
- 4:53Speaker 2: the second one was my favorite of the three. Really,
- 4:56Speaker 2: I just think I felt.
- 4:58Speaker 3: Very much old school Tres to me, where it was gory,
- 5:02Speaker 3: but at least I had a point to it in
- 5:04Speaker 3: a sense that it wasn't just killing people for the
- 5:06Speaker 3: sake of killing people, and it wasn't really a parody
- 5:08Speaker 3: of it.
- 5:08Speaker 2: It almost felt like an original idea. That's what I
- 5:11Speaker 2: liked about it.
- 5:12Speaker 3: I had the mad Men intro and it was that's
- 5:14Speaker 3: the time for the advertising, but it wasn't a mad
- 5:16Speaker 3: Men parody in any way. I just liked the original
- 5:19Speaker 3: idea of Homer gets paid to kill celebrities, and I mean,
- 5:23Speaker 3: me being a marketing guy, I just love the idea
- 5:25Speaker 3: of these guys would pay someone to kill somebody to
- 5:27Speaker 3: use their image, because like, what's wrong with those guys?
- 5:31Speaker 2: They're alive? My marketing brain, I really enjoyed that story. Okay, well,
- 5:37Speaker 2: you've been very persuasive because you are a marketing guy,
- 5:39Speaker 2: so you're selling me on this concept. I've benitially it
- 5:43Speaker 2: was a pretty weak premise, and there the aspects of
- 5:45Speaker 2: it that I did like.
- 5:46Speaker 3: I the Transformers one. I was never a Peanuts kid,
- 5:49Speaker 3: so I mean, I appreciate the Peanuts one at the end,
- 5:54Speaker 3: and I know all about it now, but I think
- 5:57Speaker 3: I enjoyed I'm saying that nothing. I enjoyed the third
- 6:00Speaker 3: one more than I enjoyed the first one. The first
- 6:02Speaker 3: one I like because it's taken the mickey out of
- 6:05Speaker 3: the Transformers live action films, not the original animated one,
- 6:09Speaker 3: where it's just why are you coming to Earth and
- 6:11Speaker 3: fucking our planet up?
- 6:14Speaker 2: Leave fight somewhere else please. You're talking about Michael Baby
- 6:18Speaker 2: Uncle Baby films. Yeah, I must admit that makes a
- 6:20Speaker 2: whole bunch of sense. I'm really I haven't revisited the
- 6:23Speaker 2: Transformers movies. I mean, I kind of admire them for
- 6:27Speaker 2: what they are. But at the same time, I do
- 6:29Speaker 2: not enjoy them.
- 6:30Speaker 3: I admire the fact that they made him and the
- 6:32Speaker 3: studios a lot of money, Like, you've got a good concept,
- 6:35Speaker 3: milk that cow, you know what I mean. But I
- 6:37Speaker 3: just got to the second or third one. I went,
- 6:38Speaker 3: but I'm not enjoying these anymore. It's just cgi robots
- 6:42Speaker 3: just crashing into each other.
- 6:43Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just a lot of sound and fury signifying.
- 6:46Speaker 5: Now.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Yeah, but now that you mention it, and now that
- 6:49Speaker 2: this episode mentioned like why are you on Earth? Is
- 6:52Speaker 2: there any specific dog because the all Spark ended up here?
- 6:54Speaker 2: Or didn't he find the all Spark there? You can
- 6:57Speaker 2: fuck off?
- 6:57Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's about to cyber trump. That's what
- 6:59Speaker 3: they're taking a me you here, like go away now. Yeah,
- 7:02Speaker 3: it's just pointing out the flaws of those live action films.
- 7:05Speaker 3: But I just liked the and I can imagine the
- 7:08Speaker 3: animators enjoyed the transforming. I thought that was a cool
- 7:10Speaker 3: concept seeing all the little.
- 7:12Speaker 2: It looks smooth, and it seemed like they had fun with.
- 7:15Speaker 3: And there were some genuinely funny moments in there as well.
- 7:18Speaker 3: I thought throughout each segment had genuine funny moments, which
- 7:21Speaker 3: is what we want to watch the Simpsons when you
- 7:23Speaker 3: get it as much anymore. So when you get it,
- 7:25Speaker 3: you got to cling onto it.
- 7:26Speaker 2: Okay, well, you can tell me about those when they
- 7:29Speaker 2: come up, and I will say yay r nay. All right,
- 7:33Speaker 2: my favorite favorite moments. I've got a bit of green
- 7:36Speaker 2: here in the notebook. What are your colors? So green
- 7:39Speaker 2: is favorite? I've got pinker slash red for trivia questions,
- 7:43Speaker 2: always these colors.
- 7:44Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, I'm going to make a T shirt
- 7:46Speaker 3: pink red is going to say the trivia to say
- 7:49Speaker 3: yes and favorite.
- 7:52Speaker 2: And orange for any final words for our amazing listeners. Okay,
- 7:58Speaker 2: why do you highlight that? Why do you just run
- 7:59Speaker 2: it at the bottom? Why do you highlight the final ways?
- 8:01Speaker 2: Why don't you right at the bottom? I like highlighting enough.
- 8:05Speaker 2: I'm not going to I was just wondering. It seems
- 8:07Speaker 2: like you're ridiculum of system. But a bit of green
- 8:12Speaker 2: in the notebook. There are a few favorite moments, or
- 8:14Speaker 2: at least talking points. Everyone who listens to the show
- 8:18Speaker 2: knows that I am a big fan of Sawney, So
- 8:21Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of Slunky because I like a
- 8:24Speaker 2: good knockoff. So yes, the square slinky that is completely impracticable,
- 8:28Speaker 2: the slunky. I enjoyed it. Also, I think this. I
- 8:32Speaker 2: think this Transformer's segment of tree House of Horror indicated
- 8:38Speaker 2: something I always found sort of mildly horrific about the
- 8:40Speaker 2: Transformist movies. Imagine being an Optimist Prime when he decides
- 8:43Speaker 2: to change Optimus. Primes are pretty cool, dude, seems pretty
- 8:46Speaker 2: chill looking at your best interests. I don't think he's
- 8:49Speaker 2: going to you know, it's not like you're going to
- 8:52Speaker 2: be in a terrible car crash or something and you
- 8:54Speaker 2: just end up an absolute bone heap. I think, right,
- 8:57Speaker 2: I'm going to change now. But you know you're going
- 8:59Speaker 2: to be safe. You know, you're buckled in measure people
- 9:02Speaker 2: in an insensitive Transformer who's just like, I give a ship,
- 9:06Speaker 2: it's not going to change, and you know I've got
- 9:07Speaker 2: a person in there bad like you're gonna get purade.
- 9:12Speaker 2: When it was happening, was watually going, oh this is horrific.
- 9:14Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah. The first time you said it
- 9:16Speaker 2: in the first Transformers and like poor Shire, you probably
- 9:19Speaker 2: signed up for three movies. Uh so, yeah, that's horrific.
- 9:25Speaker 2: I thought it was kind of funny that in the
- 9:26Speaker 2: end they realized much like why are you guys fighting?
- 9:29Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah. I was like, oh, yeah, now
- 9:31Speaker 2: that I'm fighting, which is the enslaver, which is the
- 9:33Speaker 2: point of the segment. Indeed, yes, well I thought it
- 9:36Speaker 2: was still funny. As I mentioned earlier, you get the
- 9:39Speaker 2: do Do Do Do Do Do Do? I love the
- 9:42Speaker 2: Peanuts music. Oh yeah, who does not feel good when
- 9:45Speaker 2: you when they hear the Peanuts?
- 9:46Speaker 5: Man?
- 9:46Speaker 2: I love that they got Psycho Killer as well. Again, yeah,
- 9:50Speaker 2: they've really got a deep, deep pocket to fit the
- 9:54Speaker 2: segment as we did. And also Millhouse's prayer to the
- 9:59Speaker 2: Grand yeah, pretty good, not bad. It's a real prayer.
- 10:04Speaker 2: It's a real prayer. Yeah in this sense, Cree, it
- 10:07Speaker 2: sounds like a real prayer, but it's just been adjusted
- 10:09Speaker 2: to it's just tweet as it. Yeah. Yeah, so here
- 10:13Speaker 2: the pumpkin, Millhouse's prayer to the Grand Pumpkin is similar,
- 10:16Speaker 2: similar to the ninsense Creed. Yes, yeah, so I enjoyed
- 10:21Speaker 2: that bread.
- 10:22Speaker 3: Nice sense, Creed. I'm not religious, I know how to
- 10:23Speaker 3: pronounce it. Nice sense creed is that it I wouldn't know.
- 10:26Speaker 3: I apologize saw you people out there who I may
- 10:28Speaker 3: have offended.
- 10:29Speaker 2: Please don't with my idiocracy. Oh it's not idiocracy, just ignorance.
- 10:39Speaker 2: Please don't strike us down. Please don't please force your
- 10:42Speaker 2: gold on us. Any favorite moments from you? Oh? I enjoyed.
- 10:47Speaker 3: The fact that the robots in the first one were
- 10:49Speaker 3: kind of so when HA was like something, we're going
- 10:52Speaker 3: in the kitchen.
- 10:53Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no no no no.
- 10:55Speaker 3: I liked you mentioned something before and you ruled one
- 10:58Speaker 3: my favorite momentes. What were your favorite moments?
- 10:59Speaker 2: Again? I ruined.
- 11:00Speaker 3: I didn'truin it, but ruin. What were your favorites? I
- 11:04Speaker 3: was going to explain it. I've got nothing written here?
- 11:07Speaker 2: Was it so longer? He was a team? Yes, it
- 11:09Speaker 2: was Planet of the Taste. Damn, Now you up one
- 11:12Speaker 2: of my tricker question. I got ahead three.
- 11:15Speaker 3: So that's the kind of human that I love, Like
- 11:17Speaker 3: seeing a ridiculous mickey like but in an advertising format,
- 11:21Speaker 3: the Planet of the Taste, I'm like, that's good. Anything
- 11:26Speaker 3: else that I enjoyed, I'm sure we'll just get into it.
- 11:28Speaker 3: Whilst where also doing our review.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Someone pointed this out the other day, and I mean,
- 11:32Speaker 2: I grew up with the original Planet of the Apes
- 11:34Speaker 2: and its sequels and all that kind of stuff. So
- 11:35Speaker 2: it's one of those things you never really take for
- 11:37Speaker 2: you never really considered too much if you've sort of
- 11:39Speaker 2: seen it when you were there at a formative age,
- 11:42Speaker 2: and it's like, oh, my feelings about it are not
- 11:45Speaker 2: necessarily said in stone, but you know, I've got a
- 11:47Speaker 2: default setting for how I feel about it. Then someone
- 11:49Speaker 2: said the other note, like, it seems pretty weird that
- 11:52Speaker 2: Charlton hesn't didn't twig that that was our planet when
- 11:56Speaker 2: you know he's landed on a planet there where it
- 11:58Speaker 2: looks a lot like a and breathe the air and
- 12:01Speaker 2: all the apes will speak in English. Were you food
- 12:04Speaker 2: at the end? It's not such a fool. It's kind
- 12:07Speaker 2: of like, did you see it though?
- 12:08Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but I was about six, but didn't everyone
- 12:12Speaker 3: When I first watched it, wasn't that one of the
- 12:14Speaker 3: first oh shit moments?
- 12:16Speaker 2: I think? So yeah. But at the same time, it's like, oh, yeah,
- 12:19Speaker 2: that's right, a lot like our planet.
- 12:21Speaker 1: Is.
- 12:21Speaker 3: The question, though, is if we went to another planet,
- 12:24Speaker 3: it might speak English. Maybe I might speak a language
- 12:27Speaker 3: that is spoken on Earth, not necessarily English.
- 12:30Speaker 2: But true. The Lovely Luis and I were watching last night,
- 12:34Speaker 2: we were just we're both exhausted. We don't want to
- 12:36Speaker 2: think what can we watch on Netflix? Investigation Alien was
- 12:40Speaker 2: what we watched where you watched some horrific it was
- 12:49Speaker 2: we weren't so goes down every time you listen the
- 12:52Speaker 2: new show, you were so that we weren't able to
- 12:54Speaker 2: watch it with some degree of critical thinking. Would you
- 12:57Speaker 2: tell the latter malt is the kind of ship that
- 12:59Speaker 2: you watch on television. I'm sure he watches some shit
- 13:01Speaker 2: as well.
- 13:02Speaker 3: I'd like to know what shit let the letter Malton
- 13:04Speaker 3: watches and like when he and his lovely wife when
- 13:06Speaker 3: they're sitting down on the couch, we can't be bothered.
- 13:08Speaker 3: What are we gonna watch? Imagine if the letter Malton
- 13:10Speaker 3: just watches nine Fiance, I mean that he may do,
- 13:13Speaker 3: he may do.
- 13:15Speaker 2: You know, I'm not a completely dumb ass persons, you're
- 13:18Speaker 2: dumb mass But what I'm saying is that you know,
- 13:21Speaker 2: even the smartest and most sophisticated among us will occasionally
- 13:25Speaker 2: watch Investigation Alien, where.
- 13:27Speaker 3: Some of those shows I enjoyed in the first time
- 13:29Speaker 3: I watched, they're all just the same thing.
- 13:31Speaker 2: I was viewing it from the degree of Okay, well,
- 13:33Speaker 2: you've got this veteran journalist like I've been on the
- 13:37Speaker 2: UFO beat for forty years. Amazing, I've stayed employed doing
- 13:42Speaker 2: that for that long. But the more evidence they were
- 13:44Speaker 2: putting forward, it's like, I'm really interested in the subculture
- 13:47Speaker 2: of these people who are, you know, from various so
- 13:51Speaker 2: called branches of authority. And it was like, yeah, I
- 13:54Speaker 2: used to be an Air Force pilot and wow, no
- 13:56Speaker 2: planes don't do that, you know, Yeah, I used to
- 13:59Speaker 2: work with this a someone's keeping secrets.
- 14:00Speaker 3: It's like, it's great, I saw I witnessed a great
- 14:06Speaker 3: boss moment when it came to someone trying to take
- 14:08Speaker 3: the mickey or bring down someone who belieds in the
- 14:11Speaker 3: possibility of alien life and your flahs blah blah blah
- 14:13Speaker 3: games that we're having one night, and we've got a
- 14:15Speaker 3: couple who are pretty religious, right, and they're doing it
- 14:19Speaker 3: and they're talking about UFOs and the religious. The husband
- 14:21Speaker 3: from the religious couple said, there's never been proof of faith.
- 14:26Speaker 3: It's all fake. You actually believe that stuff. And he goes,
- 14:28Speaker 3: you know, church, he goes, and he goes prove there's
- 14:30Speaker 3: a god.
- 14:32Speaker 2: Next game, please jujitsued me with faith. Everyone sat there
- 14:37Speaker 2: going is that the time.
- 14:44Speaker 3: He has some more rice crackers, please, Alan's ally biscuits.
- 14:50Speaker 3: It was it was just one of the most to
- 14:51Speaker 3: be like, man's.
- 14:52Speaker 2: Got a point. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's always checkmate
- 14:55Speaker 2: when it comes to religion and stuff. Yeah, you don't
- 14:58Speaker 2: want to be questioning someone's faith if faith is the
- 15:00Speaker 2: want a stone of your sort of belief system, buddy, Yeah,
- 15:02Speaker 2: I believe. We want to believe. I don't care.
- 15:03Speaker 3: We don't bring someone else down because they believe in it, correct. Yeah,
- 15:06Speaker 3: I enjoy like I said, I enjoy watching it. Like
- 15:08Speaker 3: you said, it's fascinating scenes people who are so absorbed
- 15:10Speaker 3: in that world and they just they believe, and that's
- 15:12Speaker 3: that's up to them. That's the choice, right bus watch's
- 15:15Speaker 3: going it's just the same story told by a different person.
- 15:19Speaker 3: It's just all the same shits. Like you know, I
- 15:20Speaker 3: was abducted and the photos are always blurring. It's like
- 15:24Speaker 3: if they were real. We living twenty twenty four guys.
- 15:26Speaker 3: Everyone's got full four K devices in their pockets.
- 15:29Speaker 2: If there was literally.
- 15:30Speaker 3: A spaceship in the sky, it wouldn't be blurry footage.
- 15:34Speaker 3: We would have footage of it.
- 15:35Speaker 2: Well, this has sort of this had some I won't
- 15:37Speaker 2: say four K footage, but it certainly had mobile phone
- 15:40Speaker 2: footage of you know, there is lights in the sky
- 15:43Speaker 2: and whatnot. All the song is dan though, was I
- 15:46Speaker 2: want to believe? Yeah, that's fine.
- 15:48Speaker 3: Yeah, at the beginning, it's like the following documentary May
- 15:51Speaker 3: and when I contain AI used footage.
- 15:55Speaker 2: Next question, you there eating the beast? What are the
- 15:59Speaker 2: names of the two I guess quote unquote transformers that
- 16:04Speaker 2: are duking it out in the city city square.
- 16:07Speaker 3: They name each other by name they do. I was
- 16:10Speaker 3: gonna write down I'm glad you did because I didn't
- 16:13Speaker 3: Optimus and Megatronic. But who were they?
- 16:15Speaker 2: They were Carnage Destructicus and Bestamus Muccho.
- 16:19Speaker 3: Yes, actually one of my favorite moments I did, like
- 16:21Speaker 3: sex Toy? Where haven't I been?
- 16:24Speaker 2: Doube's about sex Toy? It was very, very obvious, but
- 16:26Speaker 2: I was like, I'm I appreciate that you went there.
- 16:30Speaker 2: There are times when I'm thinking the ship is the
- 16:34Speaker 2: Simpsons a show for kids? Is the Simpsons a show
- 16:37Speaker 2: for adults? Is the Simpsons a show for both? And
- 16:41Speaker 2: how far can you sort of push the needle in
- 16:43Speaker 2: either direction? Yeah, you're going to strike that fine balance
- 16:46Speaker 2: and sex. So I felt a bit like, well, let's
- 16:49Speaker 2: pushing it the critique.
- 16:50Speaker 3: I would have a secure to come up with a
- 16:51Speaker 3: creative name for rather than just just sex toy. Yeah,
- 16:55Speaker 3: if it was something else, we like, the adults knew
- 16:57Speaker 3: what it was, and the kids at home were like, hey,
- 17:00Speaker 3: he spoke in a funny voice.
- 17:01Speaker 2: That's funny.
- 17:01Speaker 3: Where if you it's one of those perfect jokes were
- 17:04Speaker 3: in the classic era of Simpsons, it would have been
- 17:06Speaker 3: a name where the joke would have went over youhead
- 17:08Speaker 3: the name of him, and were going, oh, that's what
- 17:11Speaker 3: he meant. The name sex toy needed to be something
- 17:15Speaker 3: that implied sex toy that wasn't sex toy.
- 17:17Speaker 2: Yes, it would have been funny, funny play on dildo.
- 17:20Speaker 3: That's exactly what I was thinking as well. Yeah, and
- 17:23Speaker 3: as you go, you would have gone, whoa wait a.
- 17:25Speaker 2: Minute, Yes, as opposed to just sex toy.
- 17:27Speaker 3: And as an adult, you wouldn't care if your kids
- 17:28Speaker 3: saw that because they wouldn't have got it anyway.
- 17:30Speaker 2: That's true.
- 17:31Speaker 3: Yeah, just sex toy. I thought I liked that you
- 17:34Speaker 3: went there. I thought, just make a little bit more created,
- 17:37Speaker 3: just a little bit, just more as a tree.
- 17:39Speaker 2: What he fixed that joke. 't see any more jokes.
- 17:41Speaker 2: We fixed this episode. We're the fixed boys, were here
- 17:44Speaker 2: to fix your episode.
- 17:45Speaker 3: What booth did Homer go into first? Did you try
- 17:47Speaker 3: to get into it's too wide for it?
- 17:49Speaker 2: Was it booth number three? Great? Yes? Yes, I have
- 17:52Speaker 2: one more question for him. Neil Armstrong is pushing country
- 17:57Speaker 2: style of ragou on the billboard. Where will it send you? Mars?
- 18:00Speaker 2: We'll send you to write all those down all that's
- 18:02Speaker 2: all the slogans.
- 18:02Speaker 3: I was this big marketing man. I I liked all
- 18:04Speaker 3: the slogans, all right? Which dvd' did home aget for Christmas?
- 18:10Speaker 2: TV? Show? And season? You got sign film season save correct?
- 18:13Speaker 3: That's all I got, boy, And I liked that because
- 18:16Speaker 3: it feels very nostalgia. Now, when you get a season
- 18:19Speaker 3: eight of sign felds out, I'm going to get it
- 18:20Speaker 3: for Christmas, it's like getting us paying fifty bucks for
- 18:22Speaker 3: a particular season of a DVD.
- 18:24Speaker 2: It meant something. It was special.
- 18:26Speaker 3: You'd get it home, you'd open it up, you'd watch
- 18:27Speaker 3: the special features. It was just it was a thing.
- 18:30Speaker 3: It was indeed a thing.
- 18:31Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't get that anymore, do we? But they did.
- 18:34Speaker 3: They even make special features for TV shows anymore. What's
- 18:37Speaker 3: the point.
- 18:38Speaker 2: That's a really good point. It's been a maybe not locally.
- 18:44Speaker 2: You might have to sort of go international for.
- 18:45Speaker 3: That, because there's some shows on Disney Plus, like Andre
- 18:48Speaker 3: and I have four K releases. Special features are few
- 18:50Speaker 3: and far between. They're not nothing special.
- 18:53Speaker 1: Ooh.
- 18:54Speaker 3: It was like we like special feeds, fifteen minute retrospective
- 18:57Speaker 3: documentary kind of thing.
- 18:58Speaker 2: But it's just like that's not an Oh, he was
- 18:59Speaker 2: so great to work with, those bullshit things. It's like,
- 19:01Speaker 2: that's not a red no. I think you have to
- 19:03Speaker 2: wait a few years or even a decade or so
- 19:06Speaker 2: down the line before you know, start getting retrospective documentaries
- 19:09Speaker 2: about certain things.
- 19:10Speaker 3: All the rings your favorite documentary, correct, I like them
- 19:12Speaker 3: very much. I really like Empire of Dreams. I think
- 19:14Speaker 3: I've mentioned that before.
- 19:15Speaker 2: That is a good one.
- 19:15Speaker 3: Yeah, very good one. When a documentary has its own name,
- 19:19Speaker 3: Oh yeah, when it's a feature onto its Yes, it's
- 19:22Speaker 3: very good.
- 19:22Speaker 2: I've got it on my plex as its own standalone film.
- 19:27Speaker 2: I'll ask you one more. You got more questions for me?
- 19:29Speaker 2: I have no more.
- 19:30Speaker 3: I'll skin through my notes and try and find one
- 19:32Speaker 3: more for you.
- 19:33Speaker 2: Then, because I like to have three. It's just plays
- 19:35Speaker 2: on my OCD. I can find one more of it
- 19:37Speaker 2: if it will ease your OCD. If I two have
- 19:39Speaker 2: three questions, that would be much to make it feel better. Yeah,
- 19:43Speaker 2: homers ring the newspaper in the first segment of Tree
- 19:47Speaker 2: has a horror. What's occurring on the front page. I
- 19:51Speaker 2: don't know when was you watten the newspaper. It's when
- 19:54Speaker 2: it's like in the kitchen. Yes, okay, now what was it?
- 19:57Speaker 2: Christmas occurs?
- 19:58Speaker 3: Christmas that's a good name. Christmas the ca that's just
- 20:01Speaker 3: a classic. That is classic, simps as Christmas ocurs. My
- 20:04Speaker 3: final question for you is what do they end up having?
- 20:07Speaker 3: Prince sal Uh?
- 20:09Speaker 2: It's sea So I've forgotten exactly what drat resistant grat
- 20:12Speaker 2: resistance seeds bad that they killed Prince. We lost Prince
- 20:15Speaker 2: not long after this, eight years after When you get
- 20:18Speaker 2: to my age, time just goes died yesterday?
- 20:22Speaker 3: I was Bowie's twenty sixteen or the Prince die the
- 20:24Speaker 3: same year? What did Prince pass away?
- 20:26Speaker 2: And have a look that sounds better because I think
- 20:28Speaker 2: I think twenty sixteen. Yeah, I think we were talking
- 20:30Speaker 2: about twenty sixteen is like shit, yeah, wasn't it Rickman
- 20:33Speaker 2: as well Bowie, Prince, Rickman, maybe some others. We passed
- 20:37Speaker 2: away in January. We lost Prince in April. What a
- 20:41Speaker 2: two piece feet of shitness. That was.
- 20:44Speaker 3: January and April within three months was Prince and Bowie's
- 20:47Speaker 3: like what the fuck?
- 20:48Speaker 2: And then then the end of that year, you know
- 20:51Speaker 2: who got voted into the White House. Oh? Rickman died
- 20:54Speaker 2: four days after Bowie. Oh my gosh, same week, eh,
- 20:57Speaker 2: twenty sixteen. It's when the tide turned man. Not a
- 21:05Speaker 2: good term, isn't when you met love of Luiso? No,
- 21:07Speaker 2: that was twenty nineteen o ninety. I thought you did
- 21:09Speaker 2: it for seven years? Those five years? Is it? Do
- 21:11Speaker 2: your mates?
- 21:12Speaker 3: I thought, I thought you said seven last time. Anyway,
- 21:15Speaker 3: Nikola and I doing no. Twenty sixty was a good
- 21:17Speaker 3: year for us because Ford closed, right, which meant we
- 21:21Speaker 3: finally got to go on our honeymoon and we went
- 21:24Speaker 3: in the Holiday of the Laftime and we got to
- 21:25Speaker 3: spend great time with the lovely folks at Simpson's HQ.
- 21:28Speaker 3: And then we went to Dubai, which actually surprised me.
- 21:32Speaker 3: Dubai was the place where Nicholas, We've got to go there,
- 21:33Speaker 3: And I was like, do we have to got there,
- 21:35Speaker 3: and I was like, this is the cleanest, loveliest fucking
- 21:39Speaker 3: place I've ever been. Like, they do a good job
- 21:41Speaker 3: at cleaning this place up, but this place.
- 21:46Speaker 2: Yeah. Let me let me just read out some other
- 21:48Speaker 2: people who died in twenty sixteen, just because this is fun.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Alan Rickman, David like Gene Wilder, Glenn Fry, the Eagles,
- 21:57Speaker 2: will he won't go by the way. Oh yeah, happily,
- 21:59Speaker 2: the author of A Bird to Kill a Mockingbird, Abe
- 22:01Speaker 2: the Goda from The Godfather. Can you get me up
- 22:04Speaker 2: the book for old time sake?
- 22:05Speaker 4: Can do it?
- 22:06Speaker 2: Sally Gary Shanley, Muhammad Ali died in twenty sixteen. Leonard Cohen, Prince,
- 22:12Speaker 2: George Martin of the Beatles Fame, Carrie Fisher taking Way
- 22:16Speaker 2: Too Young, Anton Yelchin. Oh, and also Maurice White of
- 22:19Speaker 2: Earth Wind and Fire. Ah, what a good year. I
- 22:22Speaker 2: suppose I guarantee you if you go any year. Oh yeah,
- 22:28Speaker 2: that's the okay, everyone homes like, yes, people die every year. Guy.
- 22:34Speaker 3: That was a lot of people and a lot of
- 22:35Speaker 3: high There was a lot of people who people loved
- 22:38Speaker 3: in a very short amount of time. When we lost
- 22:40Speaker 3: Bowie Prince and Rickman altogether so closely. I was like, Oh,
- 22:43Speaker 3: Harry Potter's no can reunion, Bowie's gone, Prince is gone too.
- 22:48Speaker 3: Princess felt like the guy that was just gonna live
- 22:50Speaker 3: like a hundred. Yeah, it's like the Keith Richards. Obviously
- 22:53Speaker 3: it was never died. Okay, how's Keith Richard still going?
- 22:55Speaker 3: It's incredible, right, It's because he used really good heroin. Yeah,
- 22:58Speaker 3: apparently that's what. And didn't he snorty his dad or something?
- 23:02Speaker 3: I think that's an urban legend. Print the legend, print
- 23:04Speaker 3: the legend. Yeah, exactly right. If you're a fan of
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- 23:54Speaker 2: laptop around, all right, turning laptop around, read them out,
- 23:58Speaker 2: mister Davis, and you'll need that to scroll down at Okay, Well,
- 24:01Speaker 2: first of all, a big shout out to our one
- 24:03Speaker 2: hundred dollars patron Katie g Yeah, his hands together as
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- 24:10Speaker 2: a little commentary here, Andrew. That's right, Yeah, there's nice
- 24:14Speaker 2: like Freaky Friday.
- 24:16Speaker 3: Uh you know, beauty of Because sir Andrew isn't actually
- 24:20Speaker 3: on a Patreon, he just don'tates fifty dollars to PayPal
- 24:23Speaker 3: so that we don't have to pay the extra Patreon
- 24:25Speaker 3: fees each month as well. What an absolute champion? What
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- 24:44Speaker 3: costs him we get no fees.
- 24:46Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, that's the way to do it. People and
- 24:50Speaker 2: a skirt in the system. It's pretty sniff, that's say.
- 24:54Speaker 2: It's pretty sweet line. We're not saying it all the time.
- 24:58Speaker 2: I mean, he knows, he knows what he is. What
- 25:02Speaker 2: is it. Let's talk about our production buddies, Zach Prutt
- 25:07Speaker 2: and Andrew Swanny mcswan. It's just Andrew Swan. I don't
- 25:11Speaker 2: know we're giving him the mix. He's not Bodie mc
- 25:13Speaker 2: bow face. He prefers the mix swany. I think does
- 25:15Speaker 2: he Okay, you're mcswaney to us, Swanny, but you know,
- 25:17Speaker 2: keep up the good work, Lord of disc good Now.
- 25:20Speaker 2: I've got a big list of names here. It's not
- 25:22Speaker 2: in the usual order. The Dando does it. I don't
- 25:24Speaker 2: think it seems like there's some new ones in here,
- 25:26Speaker 2: or the two at the top of the ones we
- 25:27Speaker 2: always forgot.
- 25:27Speaker 3: But we need to start with our man Mark Mike Salter,
- 25:30Speaker 3: because he's in posting memes each week. Because every time
- 25:32Speaker 3: you guys forget to read my name out, I'm going
- 25:34Speaker 3: to post the meme asking him why am I getting
- 25:35Speaker 3: the memes.
- 25:36Speaker 2: I get my name it out. Mike Salter, supporter of
- 25:38Speaker 2: ours on Patren read the name out, It's done. It's
- 25:40Speaker 2: done now, Mike Salter, you say it, Mike Salter. Mike Salter,
- 25:43Speaker 2: Mike Salter, like Shelter, Mike Salter. Now get any more
- 25:46Speaker 2: mean people just like saying Salter? Are we going to? Hey, Mike,
- 25:52Speaker 2: make with the memes. You know we like him. We've
- 25:55Speaker 2: said your name a lot, but still keep with the memes.
- 25:57Speaker 2: Here's some other names, top not stone killers. I was
- 26:02Speaker 2: about to say, stop top tier. Maybe they our top tier.
- 26:04Speaker 1: No.
- 26:04Speaker 2: I think the top tier guys are the ones who
- 26:06Speaker 2: just read out anyway. Paul Warner, Isabella Murphy, Jonathan Rossi,
- 26:10Speaker 2: Rag Beasley, Stephen Roberts, Sean Deebe, Pete Anderson, Timothy Belson.
- 26:14Speaker 2: I'm getting into the Dando rhythm because now we're in
- 26:15Speaker 2: the familiar one. Ryan done. Did I just say Ryan done?
- 26:19Speaker 1: There?
- 26:19Speaker 2: You said it now though? Ryan done that? Kevin Dental
- 26:22Speaker 2: Plan Flood, Shannon Hofer, Bella Winderbank, Jack McFadden, Heath applebe
- 26:25Speaker 2: Adrick McLeod Lewis Cavana, Mark Treleven. It's funny. I'm saying
- 26:29Speaker 2: he's all in my head, cause I've said it so
- 26:30Speaker 2: many times. Rhice, Roberts, Ginger and Pickle, Preston Murray, Talia
- 26:36Speaker 2: andez Leah See, I'm not used for this said not
- 26:42Speaker 2: tre eleven. By the way, is it treleven or true? Evan?
- 26:44Speaker 3: It's true even I said tre eleven. I think it's true, Evan,
- 26:47Speaker 3: I don't know said. We've said both.
- 26:49Speaker 2: There we go, you get both versions back. I'm gonna
- 26:53Speaker 2: get it right, Taliah, Taliah and Talia Enriquez, Jake mccarto,
- 26:57Speaker 2: Decklan Phoenix, Brian Masado, Jake Mesado, you say McCay mabe,
- 27:01Speaker 2: I've said it on this whole time. Hey, Jake, get
- 27:03Speaker 2: in touch. Let's I've been in touch with it, so
- 27:05Speaker 2: I'm just assumed I said it right. He's probably gonna
- 27:08Speaker 2: get in touch up this. Don't let guy read in
- 27:10Speaker 2: the names anymore. He's fucking them all up. Declan Phoenix,
- 27:13Speaker 2: Brian McCoy, Josh Elliot, Logan, b James Sheppard, Joe Ridden Sick,
- 27:17Speaker 2: Dave Pretzels McNally, Gavin Lang, Damon Millier, Damon Miller, pardon me,
- 27:22Speaker 2: and Charlie Joe.
- 27:24Speaker 3: Now, of course, if you have joined us on Patreon
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- 27:36Speaker 3: out on every episode.
- 27:38Speaker 2: That was fun reading those out. I felt like I
- 27:39Speaker 2: took Dad's car out for a spin. You robin your
- 27:42Speaker 2: hairs together a lot. Well, yeah, it's cold. Let's get
- 27:45Speaker 2: into our review of Trios of Horror nineteen al let's
- 27:48Speaker 2: get to the meat of it all. Yeah.
- 27:49Speaker 1: So.
- 27:50Speaker 3: The original edit of this episode was November two, two
- 27:53Speaker 3: thousand and eight, production co kab F one six. The
- 27:56Speaker 3: featured music was Stuck a Killer by Talking Heads and
- 27:58Speaker 3: the Peace.
- 28:00Speaker 2: That's is it called the Peanuts? That it's called the Lucy?
- 28:03Speaker 2: And what's it is it? Lino? I wasn't a Peanuts kid?
- 28:06Speaker 2: What's who was our millhouse in this episode? He was Linus, Linus,
- 28:10Speaker 2: Linus and Lucy song. I think it's called Yes, I
- 28:11Speaker 2: think it's called anyway. It's great, great music. Yes.
- 28:15Speaker 3: Written by Matt Warburton and directed by Bob Anderson. No
- 28:19Speaker 3: chopboard gag or couch gag, which is a shame. I
- 28:22Speaker 3: hope they don't do too many more of these. I
- 28:23Speaker 3: think that was just still every four years.
- 28:25Speaker 2: But the Simpson's gonna have.
- 28:26Speaker 3: Political based episodes if it's a taking the mickey of
- 28:30Speaker 3: politics in general.
- 28:31Speaker 2: Yeah, not timely shit like this. Look, but it's once
- 28:34Speaker 2: every four years. I can live with it.
- 28:36Speaker 3: No, I don't, because The Simpsons is forever, and I
- 28:39Speaker 3: just think you're watching this now this makes absolutely no sense.
- 28:42Speaker 2: Well, you've got wonderful technology in the power of your hand.
- 28:44Speaker 2: We can go. Man, it's give you a head ten seconds,
- 28:45Speaker 2: it's give me her twenty seconds.
- 28:47Speaker 3: Okay, thirty So the first episode is our first seven
- 28:51Speaker 3: is untitled Robot parody, but we get different version of
- 28:53Speaker 3: Transmorphis or I.
- 28:54Speaker 2: Know you do. Don't want to talk about the political stuff.
- 28:56Speaker 2: I did think it was a nice, funny sort of
- 28:58Speaker 2: side gag that Kernie was voting.
- 29:01Speaker 3: Yes, okay, yeah, they are. Basically the plot of the
- 29:04Speaker 3: political start is it's election day two thousand and eight.
- 29:07Speaker 3: They're claiming that McCain's going to rig the elections.
- 29:09Speaker 2: Turns out he did or no.
- 29:11Speaker 3: In this Episodeyeah, yeah, as I say, I don't think
- 29:12Speaker 3: you didn't real life, I don't. I remember President McCain.
- 29:17Speaker 2: No, we had thanks a bum.
- 29:19Speaker 3: Yes, so then we get the untitled robot parody. But
- 29:22Speaker 3: it is Christmas shopping for Lisa. Christmas shopping. I've done
- 29:25Speaker 3: all my Christmas shopping weeks ago. I got out shopping
- 29:27Speaker 3: at Christmas Times too many people, Elliott had a birthday
- 29:30Speaker 3: party at Times and at four thirty on a Sunday
- 29:33Speaker 3: laser quest at time zone and and with I'm was like, God,
- 29:39Speaker 3: look everyone just looks stressed and unhappy and look at
- 29:43Speaker 3: their phones, and it's just I'm like this, I feel
- 29:46Speaker 3: I used to enjoy going out at Christmas time. No,
- 29:49Speaker 3: you don't now I don't.
- 29:50Speaker 2: Is it Lord twenty twenty? Has has it changed? Or
- 29:53Speaker 2: is it just I'm getting older? You have changed? And
- 29:56Speaker 2: also the world has changed. Yeah, I don't know. I
- 29:59Speaker 2: was just like Ice.
- 30:00Speaker 3: I like going shopping with mum, but Mum probably dreaded it.
- 30:03Speaker 3: It was like pick up the Christmas present. Mum was
- 30:05Speaker 3: always there picking up the Christmas presents of Christmas Eve,
- 30:07Speaker 3: kind of mum that You're.
- 30:09Speaker 2: No, no, Mom, We're not like that. Okay. I have
- 30:12Speaker 2: found myself going to YouTube and finding footage of like
- 30:17Speaker 2: Males from the nineteen nineties as well, and then I'm
- 30:20Speaker 2: so old. Yeah, it's got a nice sort of synthwave soundtrack,
- 30:24Speaker 2: which is, you know, sort of taking the music that
- 30:26Speaker 2: you're here in malls and just sort of, you know,
- 30:28Speaker 2: fuzzing it up a little bit, putting a synthwave spot.
- 30:29Speaker 3: Like when there's no music over, it's just the sound
- 30:31Speaker 3: of the mall, and that just sounds pleasant. No one's
- 30:35Speaker 3: on their phones, people are talking to each other, they're
- 30:39Speaker 3: probably you know, kids are hanging out.
- 30:41Speaker 2: It's a good time, good time to be alive. People
- 30:44Speaker 2: are shopping. People speaking of people be shopping. Yeah, actually,
- 30:50Speaker 2: do you forget me? Forgot me? What so you forgot me?
- 30:53Speaker 3: Not the last minute gift store. I like the joke
- 30:55Speaker 3: taking Mickey out of themselves, like I've got time to
- 30:57Speaker 3: read all this. It's a sidekay, but you haven't got
- 30:59Speaker 3: the time to read it all. But he goes to
- 31:01Speaker 3: the ninety nine cent box, go through a bunch of
- 31:02Speaker 3: stuff that listing and he an Optimus Prime esque truck
- 31:07Speaker 3: drives up and he transforms into the truck goes now
- 31:10Speaker 3: at least doesn't want a truck and can transform into
- 31:12Speaker 3: a malibous states invertible.
- 31:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll buy that. It's Christmas morning.
- 31:16Speaker 3: They give Grandpa three minutes of oxygen through more extra minutes,
- 31:18Speaker 3: he goes outside to play with it, and then passes out.
- 31:20Speaker 2: Through the window. Let's it for Grandpa for the episode,
- 31:22Speaker 2: I believe. Let me ask you something. Do you give
- 31:25Speaker 2: Tree House of Horror episodes a little more? Do you
- 31:29Speaker 2: cut them a little more slack when it comes to
- 31:32Speaker 2: blackly funny gags? That's what these ones were designed for.
- 31:35Speaker 2: A Yeah, yeah, so you'll cut them a little more slack. Yeah.
- 31:37Speaker 2: So if you had Grandpa's like, oh, I've got my auction.
- 31:41Speaker 2: Oh I've used my auction. I passed out in the snow.
- 31:44Speaker 2: If you saw them in a regular episode that was
- 31:46Speaker 2: not Tree House of Horror.
- 31:47Speaker 5: You go.
- 31:48Speaker 2: Might you be inclined to go, oh, it's a little
- 31:50Speaker 2: mean to Grandpa? Or I think at this point probably
- 31:53Speaker 2: not where you think your nerve ends are just deadened.
- 31:56Speaker 2: I think they'd probably even do that joke in the
- 31:59Speaker 2: golden era. I'm just curious. I'm just answers. That's not
- 32:02Speaker 2: just asking questions, because know what.
- 32:04Speaker 3: It is, it's not them being cruel to Grandpa. They
- 32:06Speaker 3: gave him three minutes of auction. Can I go away
- 32:08Speaker 3: side and play with it? Sure, go for it, and
- 32:10Speaker 3: they're too busy, apty, more present. I don't see him.
- 32:12Speaker 2: Pass out if hover turning went oh well pull the
- 32:15Speaker 2: blind down? That he did turn ago and then but
- 32:19Speaker 2: did he? I thought maybe I actually remember him going,
- 32:21Speaker 2: but I thought he was just or maybe he was
- 32:23Speaker 2: looking at one of his other presents. I don't maybe, Yeah,
- 32:25Speaker 2: you're right, that could have been it possibly. Yeah, well
- 32:28Speaker 2: that that is anyway not needed. Like Joe Rogan, I'm
- 32:30Speaker 2: just asking questions.
- 32:33Speaker 5: Hey, Lee's I think I see one with your name
- 32:35Speaker 5: on it. I don't know how you could tap last
- 32:37Speaker 5: year's gift A box of your burps?
- 32:40Speaker 2: Yeah, here's your stocking stuffer. Wow?
- 32:46Speaker 5: I now with Stacy convertible. Oh by an actual present.
- 33:02Speaker 2: That's right, Maggie, it's a car.
- 33:06Speaker 3: I thought they could have done more with this, and
- 33:07Speaker 3: they don't. So Maggie sees the robots shoot the angel
- 33:11Speaker 3: and it puts the dummy in her mouth, the pacify
- 33:12Speaker 3: in her mouth when she's when she start trying to
- 33:14Speaker 3: point to it, I thought, maybe the story is going
- 33:16Speaker 3: to be no one sees these robots except for Maggie.
- 33:18Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's trying to get everyone's attention and it's
- 33:20Speaker 2: just a baby. Yeah. Could you drag them out for
- 33:22Speaker 2: seven minutes? I don't think I would make it central,
- 33:25Speaker 2: but I would make a little sort of feature. Yeah, yeah,
- 33:29Speaker 2: that Maggie's trying to get the message these robots are evil.
- 33:34Speaker 2: But are they evil? It's just they're just using Earth
- 33:36Speaker 2: as a battle as their as their ring. Yeah, wrestling ring,
- 33:43Speaker 2: that's right.
- 33:44Speaker 3: Speaking of Maggie, I highly recommend if you haven't already,
- 33:48Speaker 3: I'm assuming you have fan check out the shorts on
- 33:51Speaker 3: Springfield on Disney plus the Maggie based short. So the
- 33:54Speaker 3: longest staycare is one. I think that's what he won
- 33:56Speaker 3: the Academy Award for Best short Field for. My two
- 33:59Speaker 3: kids love them. They've watched them repeatedly.
- 34:02Speaker 2: Have they promoted those shorts with the tagline eat my shorts?
- 34:06Speaker 2: No they haven't. Okay, interesting, you know Bart's tagline was
- 34:10Speaker 2: eat my shorts for didn't you ever say eat my shorts?
- 34:14Speaker 2: Go with the bit? I know you, but you're so convincing.
- 34:18Speaker 2: You're such a good actor, almost Pacino level acting there, Pachina,
- 34:23Speaker 2: What was that for a tease for we might be
- 34:25Speaker 2: doing we might be talking about the might be we
- 34:27Speaker 2: are we are, We're working at the finer details of it.
- 34:32Speaker 2: But the next episode of the movie Guide with Malton
- 34:34Speaker 2: and Davis that we record uh is going to be
- 34:38Speaker 2: an al Pacino special because he's got his memoir out
- 34:42Speaker 2: and Leonard and Daniel and I would like to talk
- 34:44Speaker 2: about al Pacino.
- 34:46Speaker 3: Each going to pick their favorite performance by Alan do
- 34:49Speaker 3: a brief sort of summary of his career and his
- 34:50Speaker 3: highlights or whatnot as well. But you're going to go
- 34:52Speaker 3: into detail about your specifically favorite performance.
- 34:54Speaker 2: At one word, duncancino. Don't we now return you to
- 34:59Speaker 2: tree Housebards? How the film was that it was Jack,
- 35:01Speaker 2: Jack and Jill. Yeah, oh.
- 35:04Speaker 3: My, but it kills Meliby Stacy whilst Lisa is sleeping,
- 35:10Speaker 3: and he says possibots, So they call possibots possi bots,
- 35:12Speaker 3: transform snooze three ways, so they get like a kind
- 35:15Speaker 3: of a dog gag there with the three way there
- 35:17Speaker 3: go all the way with sex to story Yeah, which,
- 35:19Speaker 3: as we've already dicussed, could it be funnier? Homer then
- 35:22Speaker 3: notices the robots in the kitchen something different. No, no, no, no,
- 35:24Speaker 3: The toaster transforms into no toast has never lied to
- 35:27Speaker 3: it before. Then Homer leaves and the car transformed into Optimists.
- 35:31Speaker 3: But I thought, wasn't that the toy that he bought
- 35:34Speaker 3: for Lisa?
- 35:36Speaker 2: Yeah? Has has the Simpsons car been a pozzibot all
- 35:38Speaker 2: along along?
- 35:40Speaker 3: Don't ask questions anyway. It transforms turns into what we
- 35:44Speaker 3: know is Optimus Prime, and he fights the megatron s
- 35:47Speaker 3: version of them, the Robots, which is Flanners Car.
- 35:49Speaker 2: You're kind of stacking the deck against Team Megatron when
- 35:53Speaker 2: you call his team the Decepticons, right, stacking the deck
- 35:57Speaker 2: in what way? Well, it's oh, you're just so, you're
- 35:59Speaker 2: just evil? Is calling yourself the Decepticon? I can't trust you?
- 36:04Speaker 2: It's like this, they're so good at what they they're
- 36:07Speaker 2: so evil they don't give a shit with your trust
- 36:08Speaker 2: them or not? Okay, would Acepticon call himself a Decepticon?
- 36:14Speaker 2: Come on, guys, really, who are we fooling it? Finally,
- 36:20Speaker 2: your boxing David lives up to its name.
- 36:25Speaker 5: Well, if I had to guess, I'd say the two
- 36:27Speaker 5: alien robot racers who've been battling for centuries, it's chosen
- 36:30Speaker 5: our planet as the site for their ultimate confrontation.
- 36:33Speaker 2: It is a good planet to settle things.
- 36:35Speaker 3: And the robots is battling all over town. I've got
- 36:38Speaker 3: the fight in the quickie mark and making the Nacho
- 36:39Speaker 3: machine cry. The Margins confronts him and says, what are
- 36:42Speaker 3: you doing? What are you fighting about? Like, we actually
- 36:44Speaker 3: don't know. Maybe that's playing what you were talking about earlier.
- 36:47Speaker 3: It's like, wait a minute, the first film, we got
- 36:48Speaker 3: what we came for. Now, why are we fighting. I'm
- 36:52Speaker 3: pretty sure there's a reason.
- 36:54Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that at the very end of Transformers one,
- 36:57Speaker 2: they've got I've betrayed the old bark or whatever, and
- 37:01Speaker 2: you've got is it Peter Cullen as the guy, he's
- 37:03Speaker 2: the voice of Optimist. To this day, he's the voice
- 37:06Speaker 2: of or. Oh wow, he's got range.
- 37:09Speaker 3: When Jim auditioned, he spoke to you were there. It
- 37:12Speaker 3: was Jim auditioned for Winnie the Pooh and he actually
- 37:15Speaker 3: thought he was going to get e Or and they
- 37:17Speaker 3: called that this and the agent said you didn't get
- 37:19Speaker 3: and he was like, all right, whatever, it doesn't matter, but.
- 37:21Speaker 2: You are winning in Tiger. Well that's much better. But
- 37:26Speaker 2: I believe that optimistic voice by Peter Callen gives a
- 37:29Speaker 2: bit I put the call out to all transformers.
- 37:33Speaker 3: I am optimists, pretty dope. I remember leaving that first
- 37:37Speaker 3: film going well, Ship's changed.
- 37:41Speaker 2: We talked a little earlier about sticking the landing. You
- 37:44Speaker 2: close out with what was it? Lincoln Park? Do Do Do?
- 37:47Speaker 1: Do? Do?
- 37:49Speaker 2: Not a good movie Transformers, But that first was all
- 37:53Speaker 2: right for what I have to be. It was pretty
- 37:55Speaker 2: good for what it was. Live action toy commercial with boom,
- 37:59Speaker 2: crash off, maybe cry. I think in that a c
- 38:01Speaker 2: g I robot Bumba was about to die. He's being
- 38:03Speaker 2: held hostage. I was like Ship, but it closed closing
- 38:07Speaker 2: out with what I've done. That's pretty rad. Yeah, I'm
- 38:10Speaker 2: getting fine. I'm thinking about it right now.
- 38:12Speaker 3: Looks like when Matrix finished with Troupe. Yeah, what's the
- 38:15Speaker 3: fish machine? Yeah, it's not killing the name of it's
- 38:20Speaker 3: wake up, wake up, of course, it's wake up.
- 38:22Speaker 2: He wakes up. Yeah. When the end of a good
- 38:24Speaker 2: song is what does iron Man end with? He said?
- 38:27Speaker 3: Or it just I'm Ironman? Yeah, because we don't get
- 38:31Speaker 3: the iron Man's song until the second one, or was
- 38:33Speaker 3: it in the first one.
- 38:37Speaker 2: It's on the it's on the trailer. Yeah, but in
- 38:40Speaker 2: the movie, I don't think it is. I think that's
- 38:42Speaker 2: a little too I think it was a little too
- 38:44Speaker 2: on the nose. That's black Sebath. What's they use a
- 38:45Speaker 2: lot of a C d C in the in the
- 38:48Speaker 2: Iron Man movie? Do they not Black Sabbath? I think
- 38:50Speaker 2: Black Sabbath do Oh? Yeah, yeah, but I think Iron
- 38:54Speaker 2: Man Iron iro Man one at least has got back
- 38:56Speaker 2: in black it really Yeah, what point at the very
- 39:00Speaker 2: are when Tony starks in the convoy and it gets
- 39:05Speaker 2: blown out? Of course it is.
- 39:06Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of we just showed Elliott and Holly School
- 39:13Speaker 3: of Rock for the first time. Oh yeah, they fucking
- 39:15Speaker 3: loved it. Jack Flake is so good at that movie.
- 39:17Speaker 2: See, there's that's the other I mean when I was
- 39:19Speaker 2: saying before, I don't know if I was saying it
- 39:21Speaker 2: while we were recording, but we're talking about you know,
- 39:24Speaker 2: new movies are out starring I don't know, Beloved gen
- 39:30Speaker 2: X and Millennial Figures. New movie on Disney Plus called
- 39:33Speaker 2: Nutcrackers with Ben Stiller. Isn't new be on? I guess
- 39:36Speaker 2: it's on Foxtel at the moment, Called Dear Santa. Oh no,
- 39:38Speaker 2: it's Santa or dear Satan. That's right. Yeah. The gist
- 39:42Speaker 2: is that the kid sends the land letter, but he's
- 39:45Speaker 2: dislexs it, so he said it to Satan. But Jack Black,
- 39:47Speaker 2: isn't it. It's like, why is this not like a
- 39:50Speaker 2: bigger deal? Like this is stop Black? It's stay Black?
- 39:54Speaker 2: You know you love him from the School of Rock
- 39:56Speaker 2: and those Jamalji movies. Just be we are mad at
- 40:00Speaker 2: each other, doesn't mean you have to destroy our town.
- 40:03Speaker 2: That does not compute, really good, compute a little.
- 40:07Speaker 4: What's this whole intergoactictive about? Anyway?
- 40:10Speaker 2: You know I don't remember, neither do I. Hmm.
- 40:15Speaker 1: Maybe the non transformer thing is right.
- 40:18Speaker 2: Thank you human grandmother for pointing out that it is
- 40:21Speaker 2: futile to fight if we do not know why.
- 40:23Speaker 1: And now that we are not fighting each other, we
- 40:26Speaker 1: can team up through it.
- 40:27Speaker 2: Slveral flood it.
- 40:30Speaker 4: That's great because working together you could Okay.
- 40:38Speaker 2: Who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was? Heyt
- 40:41Speaker 2: They might enjoy it.
- 40:42Speaker 3: Now we get how to get ahead in devertizing. We
- 40:45Speaker 3: get a parody of the mad Men introes, which I
- 40:48Speaker 3: appreciate now because I have seen all mad men and
- 40:51Speaker 3: this was just something that Aligine had the idea of
- 40:53Speaker 3: doing this parody. It's almost like, we'll do this intro,
- 40:56Speaker 3: let's just base the story around it.
- 40:57Speaker 2: But I thought that.
- 40:58Speaker 3: I think that's why we got the original idea. I
- 41:00Speaker 3: just like the original idea here in this story, just
- 41:02Speaker 3: Homer has got to get for killing famous people so advertisers.
- 41:06Speaker 2: Does he really? Maybe he sort of does by accident.
- 41:10Speaker 2: That's the thing that kills Krusty. Yeah, I know that's
- 41:12Speaker 2: the jog.
- 41:13Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, so crazy Ethel's DAYCA. They're dropping off Maggie
- 41:17Speaker 3: here where your child learns to trust strangers, and they
- 41:21Speaker 3: say they'll be back in three hours, and I can say.
- 41:24Speaker 2: Should be.
- 41:24Speaker 3: It's always hard the first few days when youre droppingr
- 41:26Speaker 3: kids off a DAYCA and they don't want to leave,
- 41:27Speaker 3: and it's.
- 41:28Speaker 2: Like, imagine it would be tough as a peop whenever
- 41:30Speaker 2: you do it.
- 41:30Speaker 3: You're always on your phone constantly seeing the updates and
- 41:34Speaker 3: have enough dated like an hour, what's going is she alive?
- 41:36Speaker 3: What's happening here? That's kind of like when you drop
- 41:39Speaker 3: Lloyd's kids off a school and they said, don't leave, guys,
- 41:41Speaker 3: that's true, we want to stay with you. You ever
- 41:45Speaker 3: drop the kids off for school.
- 41:46Speaker 2: I picked them up from school. Yeah, I might have
- 41:48Speaker 2: dropped them up once or twice. So make you park
- 41:50Speaker 2: around the corner. Oh yeah, it's like you no, now
- 41:53Speaker 2: real dead. I'm not even a fake dad turned into Denzil.
- 42:03Speaker 2: We cut off this ship out right? Wait, okay, let
- 42:08Speaker 2: me do it in regular boice. I thought it was
- 42:09Speaker 2: pretty fun. Yeah that voice is fine. Okay, we just
- 42:15Speaker 2: watched the Pelican brief last night. Good movie. Some guy
- 42:18Speaker 2: got roasted on Twitter because he was doing like every
- 42:21Speaker 2: other actor. He was doing like a TikTok of every
- 42:23Speaker 2: other actor in Gladiator Too. That's right. I will fight
- 42:25Speaker 2: for room because I've got an inexplicable inlex accent. Denzel
- 42:31Speaker 2: Washington Gladida two. That's right, my man. Those are all
- 42:35Speaker 2: pretty racist. Second old bad Denzel impersonation I had that
- 42:39Speaker 2: glad Air Too is pretty out there. I've heard it's
- 42:42Speaker 2: kind of not good. Yeah, we wanted to be good.
- 42:45Speaker 2: It's just yeah, anyway, I said, with all due respect
- 42:49Speaker 2: to the great, really, Scott, make a Valien and Blade.
- 42:51Speaker 2: Dude's pushing ninety. Yeah, I wouldn't have him. You should
- 42:55Speaker 2: not be in charge of a car let alone, a
- 42:57Speaker 2: two hundred million dollar production. Really's not He's got no skills,
- 43:05Speaker 2: no more. I want to burn. I guess someone's not
- 43:12Speaker 2: appearing on the movie game. Actually I think really can
- 43:16Speaker 2: he seems like a salty old dude. Yeah, anyway, this
- 43:20Speaker 2: may not make it anyway.
- 43:22Speaker 3: But anyway, so Margeres dropped them off three hours so
- 43:25Speaker 3: much as concerned, and Homer points out that don't worry.
- 43:27Speaker 3: That's there's just a face you can trust, the face.
- 43:29Speaker 3: You know, it's Crusty, the Crusty mural. She's going through
- 43:32Speaker 3: and she's having a great time.
- 43:33Speaker 2: And then the real.
- 43:33Speaker 3: Crusty is there fully justified asking him to Sam blast
- 43:37Speaker 3: his face off the wall because there's unlicensed use of
- 43:39Speaker 3: his image. I get that they make money. You go
- 43:42Speaker 3: some daycares and you're like, you did not pay for
- 43:44Speaker 3: this Disney mural on this wall. There's such a little
- 43:48Speaker 3: fish there to get away with them, thinking you could
- 43:50Speaker 3: just come here one day and go take it down.
- 43:55Speaker 2: Unauthorized. Yes, but Sam blasts.
- 43:57Speaker 3: Crusty's face off, and crusts on the phone. He gets
- 44:00Speaker 3: us and the troops what have they done for him?
- 44:02Speaker 3: But if I hear some say, what have they done?
- 44:03Speaker 2: For me? What have you done for me?
- 44:05Speaker 3: But Homer confronts him, saying, you maye my little girl cry,
- 44:08Speaker 3: and he accidentally sends him into a wood chipper. Just
- 44:10Speaker 3: various wackiness ensues and he ends up in the wood chip.
- 44:13Speaker 3: But the Goldberg contraction incredibly, incredibly brutal. Yeah.
- 44:18Speaker 2: I did like Home trying to get pushed the heart
- 44:20Speaker 2: though it's been gruesome. Maybe my tree has a horrus standards,
- 44:23Speaker 2: but yeah, I get where you're coming from.
- 44:24Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes you got to go pretty gruesome. But I
- 44:26Speaker 3: wouldn't the kids watched this one though, if that's for sure.
- 44:28Speaker 3: I was wondering about that when I was working out.
- 44:29Speaker 3: I did like the joke about intellectual rights being infringed.
- 44:32Speaker 2: You know what that's like? Hahah because Krusty is based
- 44:34Speaker 2: off Home's design. Ah, yeah, that's right, little in joke there.
- 44:37Speaker 3: But he Crusty has passed away and the blue head
- 44:39Speaker 3: lawyer arrives with I want to say, advertisers, right, is that.
- 44:42Speaker 2: Who they are? I guess so, yeah, they're meant to
- 44:43Speaker 2: be quote unquote mad men. Yeah, they might not meant
- 44:47Speaker 2: to be Don Draper and Rogers Stonele. I would have
- 44:49Speaker 2: liked it that it would have been good. That got
- 44:50Speaker 2: the Madman cast for this, That's true, it would have
- 44:52Speaker 2: been cool. Yeah. I just think they have mad Men
- 44:54Speaker 2: ended so well. Yeah, I won't say we don't want to.
- 44:57Speaker 2: I don't want to be few don't spoil him. But
- 44:59Speaker 2: it does have an we go. It's nice, makes a
- 45:02Speaker 2: whole bunch of sense. Yeah, it's in keeping with the
- 45:05Speaker 2: what's the show's about? Over and it makes the show
- 45:07Speaker 2: feel like this was in the real world. It's a
- 45:09Speaker 2: happy ending.
- 45:09Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's also a to a guy who probably
- 45:12Speaker 3: didn't deserve it. I'm gonna throw it out there.
- 45:14Speaker 2: He was just a He's a complicated man, old Don Draper.
- 45:17Speaker 3: Yeah, complicated but also not very nice. I mean he
- 45:20Speaker 3: but yeah, as I like to say, who among us? Yeah,
- 45:24Speaker 3: he did things that you and I probably never do though,
- 45:26Speaker 3: oh probably not. It was a different time and it
- 45:29Speaker 3: was a different and he was a fictional character. That's
- 45:31Speaker 3: that's what the show are lot heavily on. It's a
- 45:32Speaker 3: different time. Yeah, but it was a different time.
- 45:36Speaker 1: Oh my god, you finally did it. You mixed buzz
- 45:41Speaker 1: cooler with the smooth, rich teaste development. Unfortunately, there are
- 45:45Speaker 1: certain stars who won't do what we want which their problem.
- 45:50Speaker 2: There's still alive. And then we thought, who's good at
- 45:53Speaker 2: killing celebrities?
- 45:55Speaker 1: Me?
- 45:56Speaker 2: That's right, Homer. Would you be willing to acquire some
- 45:59Speaker 2: more accounts for us? Well, you know it is awfully
- 46:06Speaker 2: hot today. No, I'm too cold.
- 46:14Speaker 3: The first one he has to kill is George Clooney
- 46:17Speaker 3: in the quicksand very deep cement or whatever it was. Yes,
- 46:20Speaker 3: then he kills Prince just very brutally with the guitar,
- 46:23Speaker 3: just like smashes him of the head and stabs him.
- 46:25Speaker 2: And yeah, I didn't like that.
- 46:27Speaker 3: And Neil Armstrong, what's the way of getting back at
- 46:29Speaker 3: Prince for sucking up that episode?
- 46:31Speaker 2: I guess.
- 46:34Speaker 3: They wrote a script and he was like, I'm going
- 46:36Speaker 3: to have my man rewrite the whole script. You know
- 46:39Speaker 3: what you're not gonna do.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Rerune a caron Brian script.
- 46:43Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 46:44Speaker 3: So Neil Armstrong here, this is funny, all the elaborate stuff,
- 46:47Speaker 3: and it ends up with just the golf club getting
- 46:49Speaker 3: hit with the golf club. Then he sees their ads
- 46:52Speaker 3: in Times Square. This is Times Square, doesn't it it does? Yeah,
- 46:55Speaker 3: homoson Times Squad. Look at all the various ads, so
- 46:56Speaker 3: novelty vomit with more chunks. It is brought to you
- 46:59Speaker 3: by George Clooney've got Princess Choice, drought resistant grass seeds,
- 47:02Speaker 3: and country style country style Love country Style the way
- 47:06Speaker 3: Mommy used to make it Country country Style. Ragu sends
- 47:11Speaker 3: you to Mars. Everyone's now in heaven and they're all
- 47:13Speaker 3: angry at him, and they show the ad about John Wayne.
- 47:17Speaker 3: They're using John Wayne's license and whatnot. Then what what
- 47:20Speaker 3: of Lincoln's gay jokes here?
- 47:22Speaker 2: Yeah? See we mentioned this on a previous episode. How
- 47:24Speaker 2: there has been the kissing pennies. Yeah, kissing pennies and
- 47:28Speaker 2: recent allegations or discoveries or whatever that Abe didn't mind
- 47:32Speaker 2: the company and men on occasion or his wife had
- 47:34Speaker 2: an understanding. Yes, well according to this episode, Yes, but
- 47:38Speaker 2: George Lucas, George Lucas, No, George Washington, I should say,
- 47:41Speaker 2: and Lincoln not equally important in the development of American culture.
- 47:44Speaker 3: Exactly right, Yeah, and especially when it comes to South Park. Yeah,
- 47:51Speaker 3: that's one of the best episodes of South Back of
- 47:52Speaker 3: all time.
- 47:53Speaker 2: I loved it. Anyway, So George Washington here on Lincoln
- 47:55Speaker 2: there in an ad were being married together. Prob. Jimmy
- 47:57Speaker 2: Stewart here just cops it you can call much. Yeah,
- 48:00Speaker 2: he tries to stop rush. Okay, wouldn't see Now you're
- 48:04Speaker 2: you're doing what we always do. We're trying to do
- 48:09Speaker 2: Jimmy Stewart. Yeah, but we end up doing that. What
- 48:11Speaker 2: did you rum? And I love speaking of that was
- 48:15Speaker 2: actually one of my favorite moments. We'll get to that
- 48:16Speaker 2: one gag. Yeah, Lennon says, all we are saying is
- 48:19Speaker 2: let's eat some brains, host ronning a big kick ass
- 48:21Speaker 2: party now with a chocolate fountain. The money you got
- 48:23Speaker 2: for that was by killing Kate Winslet. Okay, Wednesday, She's
- 48:26Speaker 2: one of my favorites. Don't ever kill that. Never never
- 48:29Speaker 2: died Kate Wensdow. She was on my first crushes. Besides,
- 48:31Speaker 2: I was like, oh my Winsley, come on the movie guy,
- 48:34Speaker 2: Kate Winsley, Yes, do please do for just unlimited praise.
- 48:37Speaker 3: Of you so golden my throes at Ninja stars and
- 48:40Speaker 3: Margin's head on explaining golds God was the the Prime
- 48:44Speaker 3: Minister of Israel from sixty nine two seventy four. Good knowledge, guy.
- 48:49Speaker 2: There's one thing I know. It's Israel. Yeah, well, if
- 48:56Speaker 2: Hanker's area is going to do a dreadful Prince Boys.
- 48:58Speaker 2: In this episode, I'm going to do a very stereotypical
- 49:01Speaker 2: Jewish voice. But that was its time. It was a
- 49:04Speaker 2: different time. Thirty seconds ago. I made the episode. When
- 49:10Speaker 2: I did my offensive, you ripped me off.
- 49:15Speaker 4: She no, I didn't. Gee, you're gonna pay for what
- 49:18Speaker 4: you've done.
- 49:21Speaker 2: I always thought i'd die of heppatitis. Gee, that's awesome.
- 49:26Speaker 2: That's pretty good. That was very funny.
- 49:28Speaker 3: And Rip Taylor's and retailers was a funny man. Oh yeah,
- 49:31Speaker 3: somebody to check my apartment. She mentioned how Rip Taylor
- 49:35Speaker 3: was on the Adams Family animated series with him. Every
- 49:39Speaker 3: time you want to share Rip Taylor, it's just that's
- 49:41Speaker 3: who he is.
- 49:42Speaker 2: He's just that guy he commits to the next He's
- 49:45Speaker 2: that he would shop in the Jackass movies, Yes, thrown
- 49:49Speaker 2: confetti around, and it's one thing. It's one thing I
- 49:52Speaker 2: appreciate the Jackass crew that they're very inclusive.
- 49:55Speaker 3: They're very Yeah they always hope been, haven't I yeah either,
- 49:59Speaker 3: except that included a chick.
- 50:01Speaker 2: They haven't Jackass forever. In the New one, yes, but
- 50:03Speaker 2: at the beginning they went inclusive with chicks because it
- 50:05Speaker 2: just bros. Sometimes you gotta hang it with the bros
- 50:08Speaker 2: and the stupid ship. Chicks can be there. I'm sure
- 50:10Speaker 2: they can, but they probably be going, don't be doing
- 50:11Speaker 2: that stupid ship.
- 50:12Speaker 3: Don't pull on each other's faces, please, it's too smart.
- 50:16Speaker 3: I'm beneath this is beneath me. Indeed, I gave up
- 50:20Speaker 3: on Jackass three. When the guy was shitting through the
- 50:23Speaker 3: old cane, I was like, I'm.
- 50:24Speaker 2: Done, my man, Chris Conscious. I think that was Chris.
- 50:28Speaker 2: It was no. It was the guy that wore that
- 50:32Speaker 2: did the ship in the in the toilet in Jackass one.
- 50:35Speaker 2: He's the one that like no one England Dave England, Yes,
- 50:38Speaker 2: that guy.
- 50:39Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like I knew, oh he's on Jackass,
- 50:42Speaker 3: but I never knew his name is like the there's
- 50:43Speaker 3: a couple of them. You're like, you're in the crew,
- 50:45Speaker 3: but you're not one of the crew.
- 50:46Speaker 2: You know, everybody knows Knoxville BAM properly conscious and Steve.
- 50:53Speaker 3: Steve owned and Knoxville the two top dogs when it
- 50:57Speaker 3: comes to Jackass. Yeah, widespread, Steve O and oh yeah,
- 51:02Speaker 3: most famous. I guess, yeah, I mean you've got your
- 51:03Speaker 3: top tier guys. Sunday's just the guy got his gear off.
- 51:06Speaker 3: He's just the naked guy.
- 51:07Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. I don't think. Yeah, we do many stunts.
- 51:10Speaker 2: You just you would take his clothes off in public, Yeah,
- 51:12Speaker 2: got his dick bitting my scorpion. Yeah.
- 51:16Speaker 3: But when it came to like the intense stuff, it
- 51:18Speaker 3: was usually Knoxville and Steve or Steve O was the ones.
- 51:21Speaker 3: Like Steve Oh was the guy. I always felt sorry
- 51:22Speaker 3: for him, Like, this guy seems like a smart dude.
- 51:24Speaker 3: It's just with the bad crowd.
- 51:26Speaker 2: No, No, I've watched some DOCCO when they were talking
- 51:29Speaker 2: about how Steve O became part of the ground and
- 51:31Speaker 2: he was very much like a hanger on. Okay, oh,
- 51:33Speaker 2: I just want I just want to be part of
- 51:35Speaker 2: the jack crew. And he was just doing more and
- 51:36Speaker 2: more intense ship to sort of like get them to notice. Yeah,
- 51:39Speaker 2: like yeah, fine, came.
- 51:40Speaker 1: Along people, please, we're here to kill this jerk.
- 51:43Speaker 2: Before you kill me. You gotta know what is the
- 51:46Speaker 2: One true religion.
- 51:48Speaker 1: It's a mix of Voodoo and Methodist.
- 51:52Speaker 3: And Homer has beat them to heaven locks. The maccually
- 51:55Speaker 3: left the Count of the Mat and Lincoln invites him
- 51:57Speaker 3: to a poker tournament. He refers to mister Pennyface and
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- 52:33Speaker 3: four Finger Discount. Final segments at the Peanuts, It's the
- 52:36Speaker 3: Grand Pumpkin Millhouse, Got the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Millhouse and Lisa. Basically,
- 52:42Speaker 3: it's just the first bit here is just it's all
- 52:44Speaker 3: just the animation. You can sort of just admire it,
- 52:46Speaker 3: the music. It felt it was nostalgic, wasn't it?
- 52:49Speaker 2: Oh very much so? Yeah, because you would have grown
- 52:50Speaker 2: up with Charlie Brown Christmas and whatnot. And I don't
- 52:54Speaker 2: know how often those got shown on Australian TV really okay,
- 52:57Speaker 2: but I certainly. I mean I read the books. I
- 53:00Speaker 2: had so many Peanuts books. Do Peanuts have a TV series?
- 53:04Speaker 2: I never watched it, that's the question. I don't know
- 53:06Speaker 2: if it did. I think it had surpris if it didn't. Yeah,
- 53:08Speaker 2: but I think Charles Schultz was fairly intive. Yeah, of
- 53:12Speaker 2: his property and good for him, Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah,
- 53:15Speaker 2: I think he had he was pretty sure about what
- 53:19Speaker 2: he wanted to convey with his comic strips.
- 53:21Speaker 3: As it came to Snoopy merchandise everything, why not. Yeah, yeah,
- 53:26Speaker 3: that's what I say as well. I remember they did
- 53:29Speaker 3: one of the more iconic McDonald's happy Meal toys was
- 53:31Speaker 3: Snoopy around the World whatever. Every country had its own
- 53:34Speaker 3: version of like Snoopy, and I was like thirty to
- 53:36Speaker 3: collect it's just Snoopy with Australian our back hats, Snoopy
- 53:39Speaker 3: doing this with Japanese flags and Snoopy doing this. It's like, hey, yeah,
- 53:44Speaker 3: I feel that wells.
- 53:47Speaker 2: Everyone's got a bottom line to flesh out. Yeah. So
- 53:50Speaker 2: Milhouse and Lisa are walking in and they are Lisa
- 53:54Speaker 2: and Linus. Lisa are Lucy and Linus, except it's confusing
- 53:57Speaker 2: here because Lucy is Line's sister in peenis Wise. Yeah. Yeah,
- 54:04Speaker 2: but yeah in this l Brown, Yeah, there's no relation. Yeah,
- 54:09Speaker 2: in the in the Peanut Skin, Yeah yeah, just their
- 54:13Speaker 2: take on it. So I think Millhouse is the right
- 54:15Speaker 2: choice for the kind of Simpson's character to believe in
- 54:18Speaker 2: this and to fall for the years a belief. Well
- 54:21Speaker 2: that's because he's he's naive, yeah, or he's a little
- 54:25Speaker 2: wants to believe. Yes, yeah, I mean, which is not
- 54:29Speaker 2: I think the easy choice, or maybe more of his
- 54:32Speaker 2: choice would than to have someone like Rob Wigham too
- 54:36Speaker 2: wouldn't work.
- 54:37Speaker 3: I'm glad because they've kind of ruined the Ralph character
- 54:39Speaker 3: by this point. Yeah, but we get a little sat
- 54:42Speaker 3: a little helper redesign here of Snoopy seeing on the
- 54:44Speaker 3: doghouse at the backyard home and tries to get inside.
- 54:47Speaker 3: We have the good grief, which is Charlie Brown's catchphrase.
- 54:49Speaker 5: You bet I like your witch costume, Lisa, I'm not
- 54:54Speaker 5: a witch. I'm a wicked Why is it when a
- 54:57Speaker 5: woman is confident and powerful they call her a witch?
- 55:00Speaker 2: Like you say, Mom, nothing, I'm practicing my trombone. So
- 55:06Speaker 2: this is meant to be a take off the parents
- 55:09Speaker 2: of Charlie Burn's teacher, essentially whenever they were in the
- 55:12Speaker 2: classroom in pain, naturally, because that's how adult sander kids. Yeah,
- 55:18Speaker 2: except though it's not March shame, it's March practicing the trombone.
- 55:22Speaker 2: A gap there.
- 55:23Speaker 3: Millhouse says he's not going to the Halloween party. He's
- 55:26Speaker 3: going to be going to the pumpkin patch to wait
- 55:28Speaker 3: for the grand pumpkin. He explains that the grand pumpkin
- 55:30Speaker 3: he brings Kenny to the kids who truly believe in him,
- 55:34Speaker 3: and they just kids are like, yeah, whatever, mate, They
- 55:36Speaker 3: don't listen to him. He starts praying, they all leave.
- 55:39Speaker 3: Kids will arrive though, to the patch where Millhouse is waiting,
- 55:42Speaker 3: and they mocking, basically, don't they your God is wrong?
- 55:45Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh, they go all out.
- 55:47Speaker 2: I was surprised.
- 55:48Speaker 3: They said that we're going for the Granny Smith apples.
- 55:50Speaker 3: I'm like, Granny Smith's good, but it's no pink lady,
- 55:53Speaker 3: no golden delicious.
- 55:55Speaker 2: Are you serious? It's been a while since I had
- 55:57Speaker 2: an apple that's out of an apple part. Do you
- 56:00Speaker 2: eat fruit? I have occasionally, but more sort of berries
- 56:05Speaker 2: every day. Good for you. I've gone off oranges. I
- 56:09Speaker 2: like oranges, want to play footy. I was never really
- 56:11Speaker 2: big on oranges. I like orange juice. Yeah, I like
- 56:14Speaker 2: eating Yeah, I don't like eating oranges. Never have apple
- 56:17Speaker 2: and fat free yogurt's my breakfast every day with some oatmeal.
- 56:20Speaker 2: Well that's great. I'm very happy for you, you know.
- 56:23Speaker 2: Want my breakfast is oreo cookie and a couple of
- 56:26Speaker 2: black coffee and oreos not that good. I don't mind.
- 56:29Speaker 3: Elliot likes the normal ones, but you got flavored ones
- 56:32Speaker 3: now and stuff, and Ali's like, by the normal ones.
- 56:34Speaker 2: Please these flavor I don't quite like the flavored ones.
- 56:36Speaker 2: They do one that's like a New York cheesecake one
- 56:39Speaker 2: that's actually pretty good. Elliott. I bought Elliot the Coke
- 56:44Speaker 2: zero ones. Yeah, here's the thing. They're shit. They're not great.
- 56:47Speaker 2: I'm a slut for variance, as you know. So it's
- 56:50Speaker 2: like limited oh coke coke flavored oreos. I like that.
- 56:56Speaker 2: With shapes, yeah, and there's meat pie shapes at the moment,
- 56:59Speaker 2: they're fucking delicious. Did I have those ones? Or did I?
- 57:03Speaker 2: Maybe I did meat pie and sauced shape they're so good.
- 57:07Speaker 2: I didn't loathe the coke brand Oreos, but they're no
- 57:11Speaker 2: New York cheesecake. If Elliot won't eat it, you know
- 57:13Speaker 2: it mustn't be good any Oreo. But guy will eat it.
- 57:16Speaker 2: And so there you go. I've got something in there
- 57:18Speaker 2: if you want them. No, I'm off them. I thought
- 57:22Speaker 2: you said you had it for breakfast. No, no, no,
- 57:24Speaker 2: I don't have an for breakfast. I have three. I
- 57:27Speaker 2: have a cigarette.
- 57:29Speaker 3: So basically, yeah, so they're going to get the Granny
- 57:31Speaker 3: Smiths before the apple bobbing and Lisa then she decides
- 57:36Speaker 3: to stay with Milhouse, which I thought was nice. Yes,
- 57:38Speaker 3: and she wakes her up though rehearsing it's here, it's here,
- 57:41Speaker 3: and she's like, I'm over this. She sees the like
- 57:42Speaker 3: every time she cuts to the school, it's the music
- 57:44Speaker 3: and he said playing. So she goes to the party
- 57:47Speaker 3: at the school. She leaves him alone. Millhouse starts crying,
- 57:50Speaker 3: cries onto the leaves of the of the Pumpkin and
- 57:52Speaker 3: it turns into the Grand Pumpkin, and he at first
- 57:55Speaker 3: is going.
- 57:55Speaker 2: To be nice to Millhouse. Yeah, your child, I believe
- 57:58Speaker 2: brought me to life. Happy Halloween. The Grand pumpkin.
- 58:06Speaker 1: You are real. That's right, Millhouse, your childlike belief has
- 58:12Speaker 1: brought me to life.
- 58:14Speaker 2: I know you'd come.
- 58:16Speaker 4: I even baked you a loaf of homemade pumpkin bread.
- 58:19Speaker 1: How delightful bread made especially for pumpkins.
- 58:26Speaker 4: Mm hmm, Actually it's made from pumpkins.
- 58:29Speaker 2: Who reveal.
- 58:40Speaker 3: Says Homer carving the pumpkins home. It's just they got
- 58:42Speaker 3: a bit too far of the line. He's like, and
- 58:43Speaker 3: I'm gonna make all your friends watch it on my head.
- 58:45Speaker 3: It is just being silly, So he ates Homer. Then
- 58:48Speaker 3: Millhouse stops the party to warn everybody. My god, you
- 58:51Speaker 3: gotta be careful. This Grandpapa's gonna end everybody. And the
- 58:55Speaker 3: pumpkins seeds all the various atrocities. So they've got the
- 58:57Speaker 3: pumpkin seeds. You roast the unborn. Nelson threatens him with
- 59:01Speaker 3: a yellow pumpkin. It turns out they're all racist, I
- 59:05Speaker 3: admit it. Then Nelson's I'd rather die than hate. Listener
- 59:09Speaker 3: gets an idea. Wait a minute, so you brought this
- 59:11Speaker 3: into life of your childlike belief. I never heard of
- 59:13Speaker 3: Tom Turkey. He starts believing in to Turkey.
- 59:16Speaker 2: No, but who is he? And what's his origin story?
- 59:18Speaker 3: Yes, and he burst in, stops the pumpkin from eating skinners, brains,
- 59:22Speaker 3: kills him, just puts the thing in these mouth and
- 59:26Speaker 3: blows that doesn't both because called yeah kills him. Homer
- 59:30Speaker 3: can't live on the outside well though, like a guy
- 59:31Speaker 3: who's been in prison. And the child like innocence of
- 59:34Speaker 3: Milhouse saved us all. And then the turkey realizes, oh wait,
- 59:37Speaker 3: you guys eat turkey as well, revenge, and we just
- 59:40Speaker 3: get the very silhouettes of them being eaten by turkeys,
- 59:42Speaker 3: and Marge does the outro, which was a nice little
- 59:44Speaker 3: call back to the original treeos of halloween'shen Marge used
- 59:46Speaker 3: to do the intro saying, maybe we'll turn the kids
- 59:48Speaker 3: away from this one.
- 59:49Speaker 2: It's gonna be scary.
- 59:50Speaker 4: Looks like those kids found the true spirit of Halloween
- 59:54Speaker 4: or Thanksgiving or whatever. And for those of you who
- 59:58Speaker 4: feel like we've trampled on a blo love the children's classic,
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: I encourage you to write to the following address. Happy
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: holidays everyone.
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: And that's it. I thought was a nice ending to
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: this tree as of horror. It was a nice ending
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: and a nice way to round out is with the
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: Peanuts one you're a very persuasive fellow, Dano. You've convinced
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: me that this tree House of Horror xix not xcx
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: um shalli. Yeah, that was a shout out for the kids.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: Was actually better than I initially who it was so
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: well done. You what do we learn bomb? So what
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: you learn from the episode, mister Davis, It's not so
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: much a learning as a reinforcement that Abe Lincoln just
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: seemed to swing every which way, and hey, good on him.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: Who among us? Who among us? Is not? I learned
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: me never. You should not be cooking pumpkin seeds. They're
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: the unborn. It's true. It's like it's like the chicken
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: in the egg. Yeah, don't do it. No, I can't.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: I enjoy a nice pumpkin seed.
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: Okay, I don't like that. I like pumpkin in rosotto,
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: but as long as that's like, not too chunky. Nicola
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: likes she just loves pumpkin. I'm not the biggest fan
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: of pumpkin. I'm a roast with some gravy, not so
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: bad with a bit of beef or whatever, a bit
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: of chicken, but just by itself. And I enjoyed in
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: a risotto as I do enjoy it, but I just
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: don't like sometimes Nicola cuts it in chunks. It's a
- 1:01:17Speaker 3: bit too big, and I like the texture of is
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: really soft and MUSHes in your mouth, and it's a
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: bit over bearing.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: The taste of it. I get where you're coming from
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: is the same for me. I don't mind cap skim
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: like a tie, Yeah, like a bad tie. What you
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: call it good power? I think it's called big good power,
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: but like in a stir fr or whatever. But I
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: think capsicum has a real strong taste and there's too
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: much of it can really overbear everything else that is
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: going in your mouth. As a term, I use a
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: lot of flavor balance just right do indeed, But what
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: we're going to talk about, you're talking about pumpkin seeds. Yeah.
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: I will sometimes have them in lieu of nuts there really.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a brand at a local woolies, although
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: maybe there's not much there because well, he's kind of
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: on strike at the moment.
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: Now I've realized what because I'm like, the guy kept
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: saying to me at the shop as a shortage, and
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: I was like, why is that of a sudden the shortage?
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, no, one's delivering shit, that's right,
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: And I'm like, what I'm coming?
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: I got a nicola? Why has coals got everything? Then?
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: Because their workers don't get on strike, they're gett paid, right,
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: you got to walls. And it's like being in Soviet Russia.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: Oh it's really bad, isn't it. It's kind of sad.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: It's a little dystopian. The stores are empty. But besides that,
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: but Woolies has this particular brand of pumpkin seeds. They
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: do a very nice one that's kind of savory and salted,
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: and they do one that's got cocoa powder dusting on it.
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: It's a bit of a sweet treat if everyone's trying
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: to be healthy.
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: I never used to eat seeds and anything that I ate,
- 1:02:37Speaker 3: because I used to be scared an apple tree would
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: grow inside of me. So when I did an apple,
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: I'd go the seeds at the throw them awake, might
- 1:02:43Speaker 3: grow inside me and then I die.
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: Fucking strange. Why no, that's not actually now that makes sense.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: Six years I was like, you're six, Yeah, okay, I
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: mean now, Jesus does imag don't give me sheet?
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: When I was a kid, I was just like I
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: think my dad probably my dad used to do all
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: the time. You can't do this because you're horrific things
- 1:03:03Speaker 3: And I'm like, that wouldn't.
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: Lie to me? What Dad from forward your name will be?
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: It is a time for the Guy Davis New Name Championship.
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: The current leaderboard stands at this In the first position,
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: his name is Garrett on six points. In second position
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: we have Brian Hughes on three and in a third
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: position we have a three way tie on two points
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: for Shannon Dawdell, Chris Clark and Steve Roberts.
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: Take it away, I will indeed take it away. One
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: point goes to you.
- 1:03:34Speaker 3: Should You should make everyone at home realize that everyone,
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: if you do a Treos of Horror nomination for new names,
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: you have to give a title for h three ones.
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: You have to do triple the work for the same
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: amount of reward. Yes, exactly, Welcome to podcasting. Should we
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: should we get the one point extra for now? We
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: can't change. We can't do it now, too complicated.
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: No.
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: One point goes to dough bots In Doe scar Psycho,
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: ad Killer and Mashing Pumpkins.
- 1:04:04Speaker 3: That would be Nathan briggs first time on the leaderboard
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: this season. One point, well done, Nathan.
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: Briggs z briggsz Well on Brigsy. Two points goes to
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: Car Troubles all Kill, a new Shiller and Gordzilla smiling
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: because he's back. It's Phil Hawkins. He's returned.
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: He's now on two points, currently four points behind the leader,
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: who is Jared on six. So let's see you gets
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: the three points.
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: That Jay is within grass Yeah, three points goes to
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: carlateral Damage, ad Sassin and wack o' lantern. Is that
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: first one again, carlateral damage? You said its clever car
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: lateral damage. Goodness, Oh his name is clever Cever.
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: Carl has made a bit of a comeback here three points.
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: He was on one point on four, which means he's
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: now in second position on four points, two points behind
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: nimi's Jar Jared no points this week, no points last
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: week either.
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: Now West and we.
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: Promised Jared guy is not deliberately doing this. I'm throwing
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: all the new names to him and he's just choosing.
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: I'm walking in blind. This is your game, your game,
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: all right.
- 1:05:14Speaker 3: So the currently, as I said, Jared is still in
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: the first position on six points, Kyle Muldoon on four
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: and second and Brian Hughes on three in a third position.
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: What a Lord? Who's the Lord this week? Mister Davis,
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what a lord? Triple Lords this week? Lords
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: to the power of three. Lord's cubed.
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: One might say, um, would that be lord cubed? Because
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: of it was Lord's CB that would be nine?
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: Right, that's correct? Yeah, anyway, didn't you you?
- 1:05:43Speaker 4: Uh?
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: Are you aware of three gentlemen known as A J,
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: Big Justice and the Rizzler? I am you know? Why?
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: Why is this?
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: Because they were on a w wrestling last week on
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: the paper View and turns out that dad was a
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: former pro wrestler. Oh my goodness on the ind and
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: he's fucking awesome. But they are everything I love about
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: pro wrestling. Can cut the pro is the thing cutting
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: a promo?
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:06:10Speaker 3: He named the venue they're fighting at, the date, his finisher.
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: What is he going to do to the guy? I'm like,
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: this guy is just ticking all the boxes.
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: This man's a pro. He is a pro. He's just like,
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: put a microphone in front of me. I'm going to
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: nail it. Yep, and he and his I guess his
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: offspring yeah, just I don't know. Representing the modern culture
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: that we're in came up with catchphrases. They're monetizing their brand.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: They're building their brand and monetizing it. They are appearing
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: as the boom or whatever they've got, the boom versus
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: doom thing. Yeah, they were able to take a little
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: social media presence or whatever online presence and just swell
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: the shit out of it. Yeah, they are inspirational. Dando
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: On myself, even if you find them, I don't know, vulgar,
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: empty calorie nonsense.
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: I was mentioned to Guy Off there before that I
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: watched Idiocracy again last night with Nicolas. It feels very
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: much like an Idiocracy kind of celebrity.
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: Yeah, but you watched me.
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: Just can't have but appreciate even Rizzler. It looks like
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: how old he's like ten or whatever. He hits all
- 1:07:13Speaker 3: his spots.
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: They're pro, they they're polished, they're going they're not going
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: through the they're not phoning it in as we like
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: to think.
- 1:07:21Speaker 3: He was on Jimmy Fallon recently or on one of
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: the talk shows. Think it was Jimmy Fallon and they
- 1:07:25Speaker 3: were trying all different foods right and like doing like
- 1:07:27Speaker 3: taste tests, and at one point the Wrizzler kid is
- 1:07:29Speaker 3: just like this back and took a bite and he
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: gets and found like ignored him or whatever, like okay,
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: i'll eat it.
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: It eats it. Also, these are just great names. The Rizzler,
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: the Rizzler, Big Justice. Yeah, and I ate well a
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: J I mean it's kind of a.
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: A J boom something though it could be something like
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: that anyway, but like genitally like good wrestlers, right, Big
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: Justice comes intoes like a spear on the on the
- 1:07:53Speaker 3: heel when he wasn't ready for it. The Wrizzler is
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: the ring the ring bell guy, and he's just like
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: ringing the bout and everything, the cameras on him. He's
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: just like he knew one came up. I'm gotta play
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: my bit. I'm gonna do my stick like he just
- 1:08:04Speaker 3: they knew exactly what they're do.
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: I was so impressed, exemplars of the modern media age.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: So Triple Lords, Triple Crown for the Lords, shout out
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: to age, Big Justice in the re.
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: Big Justice, I love it, Like it's so stupid, but
- 1:08:22Speaker 3: you clearly see why. You know what also I appreciate
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: to is they're a family that clearly love each other. Yeah,
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: having the time of their lives. Oh god, Yeah, go
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: for it.
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08:31Speaker 3: And this is the thing I always say, they're not
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: hurting anybody, They're not putting anybody down.
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: No, they're just bringing joy. They may may eventually go
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: on to social media with some dodgy, questionable political beliefs.
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: Yeah, up until right now, it's like yes, TWI girl, Yeah,
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: I'm kind of over it. Yeah she's But the other
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: thing is she just felt like these guys felt they
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: were going to got one thing, but they're tweaking episode
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: slightly for like like boom versus doo, Like they seem
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: to be far more charismatic than the hot is like
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: a charming because I've got my accent and you know
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: I spoke about giving a gay blow job.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: Is like that's all you got though? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: I also push still out a podcasts. I was like,
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: people are still listening to this thing. Oh oh, give
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: it two more episodes and be out. But I hopefully
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: look hopefully she got that paper. Oh yeah, good for her.
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: She was quid bit of what a lot as well.
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: She seems lovely what a lady. Yes and yeah, but
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: this trio of people are definitely the lords of the week.
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: I approve they not approves all right, So that is
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: our review of Treous of Horror nineteen. The next episode
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: of Four Figure Discount from season twenty, we shall be
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