Latest / On The Lanai / 39 - S2 Ep14: The Actor
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- 0:00Speaker 1: On the Luni is part of the Odd Pods media network.
- 0:24Speaker 2: Hey everybody, welcome, Welcome to on the Luni.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Yes, good morning, class, and welcome to on the Luna.
- 0:33Speaker 3: We missed you.
- 0:33Speaker 2: Yes, for those of you who just heard that booming
- 0:39Speaker 2: male voice, we have a guest today and it's not
- 0:43Speaker 2: anyone you've ever met before.
- 0:45Speaker 3: Let's be Arthur. I'm back.
- 0:52Speaker 1: We did it.
- 0:53Speaker 3: Good morning kids, Oh.
- 0:58Speaker 2: God, oh man. Anyway, this is a longtime friend of mine.
- 1:02Speaker 2: He goes by many names, which we're gonna call you
- 1:05Speaker 2: Antho today, but we could call you other things too,
- 1:08Speaker 2: and call you Otis if you like.
- 1:10Speaker 3: Sure, Okay, good morning, good morning.
- 1:16Speaker 2: Tell the listeners a little bit about yourself, sir.
- 1:19Speaker 3: I'm a big pop culture nerd geek. If it's spooky, Halloween, kitchy,
- 1:27Speaker 3: I'm in you know, and.
- 1:30Speaker 1: We'll get along.
- 1:31Speaker 3: Yeah. Of course, I've been the Golden Girls fand since
- 1:34Speaker 3: nineteen eighty.
- 1:42Speaker 2: You and I have a love of Halloween, but we
- 1:46Speaker 2: also like a lot of stuff like this together, and
- 1:49Speaker 2: I adore you. I have to say, I watched someone's
- 1:54Speaker 2: footage of the opening Not Scary Farm announcement for this year,
- 1:59Speaker 2: and I was like, where my boy at I were you.
- 2:04Speaker 2: Did you do any of that?
- 2:05Speaker 3: No?
- 2:06Speaker 2: Right, Okay, So this this guy is even more famous
- 2:12Speaker 2: than I was when I was there with people bothering
- 2:15Speaker 2: about stuff. He is his character that he portrayed, a
- 2:18Speaker 2: knots is just always at everything. They always asked you
- 2:23Speaker 2: to do media and stuff. And this was the first
- 2:25Speaker 2: year that I watched the announcement and I didn't see you,
- 2:28Speaker 2: and I was so sad. And also I think there's
- 2:31Speaker 2: a turtle in ghost Town.
- 2:32Speaker 3: Now there is because they full turtleback. Yeah, he's a
- 2:38Speaker 3: big back. Yeah, I'm in a different department this year.
- 2:40Speaker 3: I think that might be.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Why, oh are you still talent?
- 2:48Speaker 3: Yes? But I'm weird Gecko? Is this my sidekick character?
- 2:53Speaker 3: We're in a different department this year. I can't really
- 2:56Speaker 3: interest that with my some queen that likes the Golden
- 2:59Speaker 3: Girls at watch this ago.
- 3:01Speaker 2: What about it? We record this the way soap operas do.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Everyone that's listening that's never caught onto the cafe above
- 3:10Speaker 2: our show, we there's it will already be October when
- 3:14Speaker 2: this is out.
- 3:15Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a I'm a new character. I'm a new
- 3:17Speaker 3: thing this year.
- 3:18Speaker 1: So all right, fun, that's cool, but.
- 3:20Speaker 3: It's still otis just in a different prospect.
- 3:24Speaker 2: It looks cool. Honestly, I was like, man, I wish
- 3:27Speaker 2: I could get down there this year.
- 3:28Speaker 3: I'm a going to be there this year.
- 3:32Speaker 2: I know they did.
- 3:39Speaker 3: I wish I'd have gone just for that. In the podcast, so.
- 3:47Speaker 1: So much more d I y punk rock than ru Paul.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Not that I don't like that one either, but it's like,
- 3:52Speaker 1: I love this show.
- 3:53Speaker 3: Yeah, they're pretty cool. I got to beat him at
- 3:55Speaker 3: Midsummer last year, and they're huge, huge scary farm fans.
- 4:01Speaker 2: See, I would rather not that I didn't. So I
- 4:05Speaker 2: met Elvira, Well, I met Cassandra Peterson, I didn't meet
- 4:08Speaker 2: Elvira uh. And essentially she just sort of approached me backstage.
- 4:15Speaker 2: We weren't really supposed to like interact with celebrities unless
- 4:18Speaker 2: we were the people doing the media photos with them.
- 4:21Speaker 2: And I was backstage one day and she came up
- 4:23Speaker 2: to me to start talking to me, and I was like,
- 4:25Speaker 2: I don't know you, and then she was like, I'm
- 4:27Speaker 2: so sorry. You look so much like my friend's friend
- 4:31Speaker 2: that I've recently met. I thought you were showing so
- 4:33Speaker 2: and I was like, no, I'm definitely still just Aaron
- 4:36Speaker 2: and she was like, oh okay, I'm so sorry, and
- 4:38Speaker 2: then she disappeared somewhere behind warehouse peat, which is you're.
- 4:42Speaker 1: Like, wait, but let's be friends though.
- 4:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I mean, I didn't mean to
- 4:47Speaker 2: chase you off. I just was like, I'm definitely not
- 4:50Speaker 2: this person you keep as high.
- 4:51Speaker 1: If I am more fun than that person, I swear.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:55Speaker 4: Anyway, all right, probably she didn't ask her to start
- 4:57Speaker 4: a podcast.
- 4:59Speaker 2: She should of viral waye wow, I'll tell you what.
- 5:04Speaker 2: I could have an empty rose seed on this podcast.
- 5:06Speaker 3: So does that mean I'm a stupid houseboy? From this episode?
- 5:13Speaker 1: Once Coco Coco, that's just for Coco.
- 5:19Speaker 3: Dead in the Foothills a few years ago. Really serious,
- 5:23Speaker 3: I didn't know that he disappeared. What makes me sad?
- 5:28Speaker 1: Oh my god, we finally got closure on Cocoa and
- 5:30Speaker 1: it's horrifying.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Oh wow, Sorry, well.
- 5:38Speaker 1: I am I don't know what to say.
- 5:40Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sad.
- 5:43Speaker 2: I'm so sad. I don't know if we can this episode.
- 5:46Speaker 3: This is you all know something real funny? Aaron Lorenzo
- 5:50Speaker 3: got to go to a Golden Palace taping. If that's
- 5:54Speaker 3: not cool, like Touchstone.
- 5:57Speaker 1: On the show.
- 5:58Speaker 3: Yeah, when you guys get to the old and palaces.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Yeah, we should. Yeah, love Lorenzo, come on for the episode.
- 6:07Speaker 3: That's my life in the background.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Do you have a distinctive laugh?
- 6:13Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that kind of.
- 6:17Speaker 2: I've only hung out with Lorenzo all of twice and
- 6:20Speaker 2: I still love this individual. Our entire friendship is Facebook
- 6:25Speaker 2: based at this point in time.
- 6:27Speaker 1: That's awesome.
- 6:29Speaker 2: Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, that's great. Let's do you know what?
- 6:33Speaker 2: Tell us about this episode and then we'll get into
- 6:36Speaker 2: it because it's one of my favorites.
- 6:38Speaker 1: Season two, episode fourteen is called The Actor. The original
- 6:43Speaker 1: air date is January seventeenth, nineteen eighty seven, directed by
- 6:49Speaker 1: Terry Hughes, written by Barry Fernaro and Morton Nathan. What
- 6:54Speaker 1: do you think the Actor is about? And since Anthon nos,
- 6:59Speaker 1: I guess we're just asking.
- 7:02Speaker 4: Yeah, oh geez, what's it about the Actor? I mean,
- 7:07Speaker 4: one of the ladies is wanting to do the the
- 7:11Speaker 4: community play and she's auditioning.
- 7:14Speaker 1: Are you fucking cheating because you keep nailing men?
- 7:21Speaker 3: You have a fifth sense?
- 7:22Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm oh, it's raining.
- 7:26Speaker 1: Sure, it's rare. That was that was really good, Kristal.
- 7:37Speaker 1: That was good. She's kind good at this.
- 7:41Speaker 4: I really don't even look at it until I pull up.
- 7:43Speaker 1: PLU like just tonight's lottery numbers. Kristin, Yeah, if I
- 7:50Speaker 1: knew that I be here, that's fair.
- 7:58Speaker 2: Do you know how hard I have to to get
- 8:01Speaker 2: the quiz to be difficult enough for a master note to?
- 8:06Speaker 2: Just so you know, Antho, I should warn you ahead
- 8:08Speaker 2: of time before we watch. Kristin is extremely competitive and
- 8:13Speaker 2: she will take notes during the episodes because she's not
- 8:16Speaker 2: as familiar with the source material. I don't know that
- 8:19Speaker 2: you'll need to. I do feel like this is an
- 8:22Speaker 2: episode that gets played a lot on like Homework and
- 8:25Speaker 2: Lifetime and stuff. But I do ask really challenging questions
- 8:30Speaker 2: sometimes in the quiz at the end because I'm trying
- 8:33Speaker 2: to stump Kristin. Basically, we also pick a villain, and
- 8:38Speaker 2: I have to use my argument, my ability to argue
- 8:43Speaker 2: stupid points and come up with why that person's a villain.
- 8:48Speaker 1: So one of the four main girls Kristin and answer,
- 8:51Speaker 1: please agree, who do you think will be the villain?
- 8:54Speaker 4: We have to pick a villain, and Aaron has to
- 8:57Speaker 4: make this person the villain after.
- 8:59Speaker 3: Watching the episode.
- 9:00Speaker 2: Yeah, now Africa, we pick. Now we pick now, pick now.
- 9:07Speaker 2: I have to justify your choice afterwards with my persuasive
- 9:11Speaker 2: are doing.
- 9:14Speaker 1: What are you guys thinking?
- 9:16Speaker 3: Do we have to stay it out loud right now?
- 9:17Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 9:18Speaker 3: Yousode?
- 9:21Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to be Kristen.
- 9:23Speaker 4: Okay, somebody's trying to be an actor.
- 9:28Speaker 3: Let's go with Rose.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all.
- 9:33Speaker 2: Right, it's lock to make it too easy for.
- 9:35Speaker 3: But I don't know, we'll see. No, I'm not saying
- 9:38Speaker 3: I can't.
- 9:40Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 9:41Speaker 3: I get pulled up my answer real quick. I have
- 9:48Speaker 3: it in a seven inch plastic form and it's like
- 9:52Speaker 3: the match game.
- 9:56Speaker 2: All right. Well, since we can't develop another podcast, asked
- 10:00Speaker 2: about match Game, and I don't want to get into
- 10:02Speaker 2: one of my favorite shows right now. Let let's get
- 10:05Speaker 2: into the episode, which means you get home, you're gonna
- 10:08Speaker 2: get into these commercials from our sponsors, and then you're
- 10:12Speaker 2: gonna come back after you've watched the episode, because that's
- 10:15Speaker 2: how you do it.
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- 10:49Speaker 1: Welcome back.
- 10:50Speaker 2: Oh, hey, hey man, Hey, hi, hey man, welcome back, welcome.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Thanks for coming back. That that was a very fun
- 10:58Speaker 1: one thing serious, nothing sad, just a little bit of
- 11:03Speaker 1: horn around, a lot of sex, a lot of sex,
- 11:07Speaker 1: a lot of silliness.
- 11:08Speaker 2: A lot of sex.
- 11:11Speaker 1: I was asking how can Patrick get down with so
- 11:14Speaker 1: many women each day at his age. Whatever he has,
- 11:20Speaker 1: they need to bottle it and give it to men. Yeah,
- 11:25Speaker 1: he must be on something.
- 11:28Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. When you said little Blue pill, though, all
- 11:32Speaker 2: that made me do was thinking the fucking Jardiance commercial.
- 11:36Speaker 2: I hate that song. They hate those people.
- 11:38Speaker 1: Aaron got triggered.
- 11:41Speaker 2: Anyway, you wanna you wanna jump into the day. Okay,
- 11:48Speaker 2: So first of all, I'm just gonna explain the rules. Anthos,
- 11:51Speaker 2: you've not been here before, if you if you don't mind,
- 11:55Speaker 2: could you say your full name, Anthony, because there's been
- 11:58Speaker 2: some complaints for people that their name is two syllables
- 12:03Speaker 2: and that Antho is shorter, and they'll be able to that.
- 12:06Speaker 2: You'll be able to buzz in before that. Let him
- 12:11Speaker 2: do Antho.
- 12:11Speaker 4: It's fine, and yeah.
- 12:18Speaker 2: No, I just know no, Antho is fine.
- 12:21Speaker 1: I just you have to have two syllables to come
- 12:23Speaker 1: on this show. God damn it.
- 12:26Speaker 2: Than was that you that you want? Your name is
- 12:30Speaker 2: longer than your I think that was yes, I think
- 12:36Speaker 2: what she said. Yeah, anyway, Sorry, I just like to
- 12:39Speaker 2: be like my co all right, So the only real
- 12:51Speaker 2: is yeah, let me finish the question before you buzz in,
- 12:54Speaker 2: even if you know while I'm like halfway through, and
- 12:57Speaker 2: then your name is your buzzer.
- 12:59Speaker 3: And Anthony Antho.
- 13:02Speaker 1: As fine as fine.
- 13:04Speaker 3: I'm actually b remember I'm be Arthur.
- 13:08Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, we both said Dorothy. That's gonna be a tris.
- 13:12Speaker 2: That's a hard ship.
- 13:14Speaker 3: I'd be a Trice, Okay, choosing and I'll go that's fine,
- 13:23Speaker 3: I'll screw up.
- 13:26Speaker 2: Who am I? All right? So here is question one?
- 13:31Speaker 2: What car pulls into the driveway, told you I know, yes, yes,
- 13:40Speaker 2: I saw it.
- 13:40Speaker 1: I went Kristen, that's your question, and I.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Had missed it every time. It's okay, it's fine. Question two,
- 13:50Speaker 2: Why is Sophia dressed like a pirate?
- 13:54Speaker 1: Oh?
- 13:54Speaker 2: Athos, quick ship Antho first, go ahead and got a.
- 13:58Speaker 3: Job at the local fish and chipstant.
- 14:02Speaker 2: Do you do you know the name of that restaurant?
- 14:07Speaker 3: She did?
- 14:08Speaker 1: Yeah, Christ the Jaxy.
- 14:13Speaker 2: Okay, we're going to give you each a point for that,
- 14:16Speaker 2: because there's a good chance.
- 14:17Speaker 1: That shouldn't be this food shatter with shack. Yeah.
- 14:22Speaker 4: Well he can also be like a because I just
- 14:25Speaker 4: remember and gone with the wind they had the shanty town.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, weird references.
- 14:33Speaker 3: I'm sorry, that's okay, I do too.
- 14:36Speaker 2: Oh, it's fine, I like it all right, here we go.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Number three. What did the audience keep yelling during the
- 14:42Speaker 2: second act of the Diary of Anne Frank? He Gina
- 14:46Speaker 2: was first, he's in the attic and maybe it's maybe
- 14:53Speaker 2: it's because Anne Frank was being portrayed by a fifty
- 14:55Speaker 2: year old redheaded one. But who the Miami Community players
- 15:02Speaker 2: get to star in their play Let me know his
- 15:05Speaker 2: first name? Antho Kristen was first, mister Patrick Vaughan. Okay,
- 15:16Speaker 2: I had a typo and I had to fix it
- 15:18Speaker 2: because you know, I'm ever gonna it's okay, that's okay,
- 15:24Speaker 2: that's okay. We're in question or is it a who
- 15:29Speaker 2: do the community players get to start in their play?
- 15:32Speaker 1: Starting?
- 15:40Speaker 2: Okay? When when they're in the dressing room, who does
- 15:45Speaker 2: Dorothy say Sophia is dressed as when all chose to
- 15:52Speaker 2: talk at the exact same moment. By the way, when
- 15:55Speaker 2: this they're in the dressing room, Sophia comes in and
- 15:58Speaker 2: and her little outfit her way to work, and I
- 16:02Speaker 2: didn't get Dorothy says, I think something.
- 16:05Speaker 1: In this one much because she had a cold. It
- 16:07Speaker 1: sounds like, yeah, you.
- 16:10Speaker 2: Got well, I guess I see, yes, okay, yes, I
- 16:16Speaker 2: never get a point. I mean sometimes she told she says, no,
- 16:22Speaker 2: she's she's dressed as Vasco da Gama, which there is.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Question six is a no stump bonus point. If anyone
- 16:29Speaker 2: can tell me who Vosco Degama is.
- 16:34Speaker 3: Wasn't he an explorer?
- 16:36Speaker 2: Yes, yes he was.
- 16:39Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what he discovered.
- 16:40Speaker 2: Was he was a Portuguese explorer? Well, he thought he
- 16:44Speaker 2: discovered India. But obviously the people that were indigenous to
- 16:47Speaker 2: India discovered India first because they lived there. But he
- 16:51Speaker 2: was the first European person to discover India. Next question,
- 16:56Speaker 2: This is one of my favorites, and you guys hate it.
- 16:59Speaker 2: Delivered the punch line, slash finish the line. This is
- 17:02Speaker 2: a Blanche edition.
- 17:04Speaker 1: I love it.
- 17:05Speaker 2: I've had the most experienced performing here. What is the
- 17:10Speaker 2: next line?
- 17:12Speaker 1: Oh? No, you got me?
- 17:15Speaker 2: Did I get two stumps? Did I make the quiz
- 17:17Speaker 2: too hard?
- 17:18Speaker 1: You know, we were just chatting. That's on us, Okay, okay.
- 17:24Speaker 2: To talk with Yeah, okay, all right, So Dorothy says,
- 17:29Speaker 2: next Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count, right, Okay, she
- 17:39Speaker 2: is all all right. Why aren't Blanche and Rose naive
- 17:46Speaker 2: about Patrick's messy divorce?
- 17:49Speaker 1: They read People Magazine?
- 17:51Speaker 2: Yes, I love that joke so much because when it's
- 17:58Speaker 2: Dorothy's then he just skips to the punchline. Do you
- 18:02Speaker 2: read People Magazine? And what are you doing at midnight? Yeah? Like, which,
- 18:06Speaker 2: if you're dating that many women, you got to start
- 18:09Speaker 2: like speeding up the delivery of your asking them out
- 18:12Speaker 2: because that's time consuming.
- 18:14Speaker 1: Yeah, he spaced them all out. By like two hours.
- 18:17Speaker 2: He doesn't need a lot of time, like eight.
- 18:19Speaker 1: O'clock, ten o'clock, Dorothy's at midnight.
- 18:21Speaker 2: Like, well, if you're if you're empty in the cannon
- 18:25Speaker 2: that many times a day, you probably probably only got
- 18:30Speaker 2: a couple of minutes. And yeah, that's what I called it.
- 18:34Speaker 1: Today we're single for a little while. The baby blast
- 18:39Speaker 1: your cannon on me, empty you can And it's not
- 18:46Speaker 1: a can.
- 18:49Speaker 2: Cannon, I said cannon. It was an homage to the
- 18:54Speaker 2: pirate theme of portions of this show. Christ Almighty, let's
- 18:58Speaker 2: just move on. Patrick tells Rose that he has something
- 19:01Speaker 2: he's wanted to ask her all day, and before he
- 19:04Speaker 2: can actually ask her the question, what does Rose say
- 19:07Speaker 2: to him? Minor reel Kristen who added yeah, you added
- 19:12Speaker 2: syllables your name somehow you were kristen.
- 19:15Speaker 3: En minor reel. That was fantastic.
- 19:19Speaker 2: I think per my paper, Ty.
- 19:23Speaker 4: Has three, I have three, and you and Gina each
- 19:25Speaker 4: have two.
- 19:26Speaker 2: Gina trying to defend her win from last week, Right.
- 19:31Speaker 1: Well week that aired not recorded?
- 19:37Speaker 2: True? True? What does Patrick do to Dorothy when Rose
- 19:41Speaker 2: opens the front door?
- 19:43Speaker 3: Oh shit, sorry, that stories my hand Hill, That's.
- 19:50Speaker 2: Okay, Wesley did that too. One of my friends that
- 19:54Speaker 2: came on, she was she was just lumpeting and we
- 19:57Speaker 2: were like, that's not audible, dummy, I can't hear you,
- 20:00Speaker 2: all right, Kristen. And then if you don't get it, we'll.
- 20:03Speaker 4: Head behind the couch.
- 20:08Speaker 2: He sort of throws her there. But yeah. Patrick explains
- 20:16Speaker 2: to Rose that Dorothy has plenty of contact solution, But
- 20:19Speaker 2: why is that.
- 20:20Speaker 1: Geeta, because she doesn't wear contacts.
- 20:26Speaker 2: Yes, and we're just fine with that.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Fine, we want to keep Bosh alone in business.
- 20:39Speaker 2: Okay. These next two questions are the kind of questions
- 20:41Speaker 2: that usually get me in trouble with my co hosts.
- 20:43Speaker 2: So anthe I apologize in advance, very specific nip forward, yep,
- 20:50Speaker 2: which I does. Patrick put the contact in antho. Yes,
- 20:56Speaker 2: he made such a big.
- 20:57Speaker 3: Deal and we talked about it. Yeah.
- 21:02Speaker 2: It's really the one that comes after this that we're
- 21:05Speaker 2: gonna squabble over. But initially I did peg these two
- 21:11Speaker 2: questions as the nitpicky one. Okay, what is the name
- 21:17Speaker 2: on the building that the theater is in? And before
- 21:20Speaker 2: you get all huffy, it was on screen multiple times
- 21:24Speaker 2: for several seconds each time.
- 21:28Speaker 3: Yes, this community center.
- 21:30Speaker 2: No, you got one of the two I saw the
- 21:36Speaker 2: word community. That's it buck, You guys, you should have
- 21:39Speaker 2: learned the name of the hospital.
- 21:42Speaker 3: Last time I read that was actually on the back lot.
- 21:46Speaker 3: It was one of the backlob buildings used a lot
- 21:49Speaker 3: in series. Yeah, I can't think.
- 21:51Speaker 2: It says community playhouse.
- 21:55Speaker 1: There you go.
- 22:00Speaker 2: Look, I don't even really know who has what points.
- 22:02Speaker 2: We're going to rely on Kristen. I'm having so much fun.
- 22:05Speaker 1: On you guys.
- 22:06Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's still between Anthe.
- 22:10Speaker 4: And christ four four, three and three.
- 22:15Speaker 2: Okay, where does the play take place? I need the
- 22:19Speaker 2: city and state Christen, Mississippi.
- 22:25Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's whack a hat a Hatchie.
- 22:28Speaker 2: But she had it because the people that live there
- 22:31Speaker 2: are whack of Hatchietes. And yes, that's correct, so you
- 22:35Speaker 2: get the point.
- 22:36Speaker 1: He really miss Oh wait, that was.
- 22:41Speaker 2: I like?
- 22:42Speaker 4: I like?
- 22:42Speaker 1: I like it. Throws with Blanche.
- 22:46Speaker 2: What is a the flugen knocking.
- 22:52Speaker 1: Someone who docks their boat in a handicapped slip? You know,
- 22:59Speaker 1: we kept going.
- 23:01Speaker 2: It's quite literally anyone's game because there are two questions left.
- 23:05Speaker 2: Kristin has five, Anthon and Gina have four. I have three.
- 23:09Speaker 2: I can't win at this point, but one of y'all
- 23:12Speaker 2: could let's let's go for it. Finish the line. This
- 23:16Speaker 2: one is finishing a single actor line, not the dialogue.
- 23:21Speaker 2: Rose says, I feel so common, so cheap, so used, Gena, Kristen,
- 23:27Speaker 2: Gina was.
- 23:28Speaker 1: First, Blanche, how do you deal with that? Close?
- 23:33Speaker 2: That's close enough. I'm gonna give it to you, she says.
- 23:36Speaker 2: How do you usually deal with it? Blanche? Okay? Wow, shit, Antho,
- 23:43Speaker 2: you could tie and this could be a three way
- 23:46Speaker 2: tie up.
- 23:46Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's have it.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Well, Kristin, I just met you, ladies. What do you think?
- 23:52Speaker 3: I am Biff?
- 23:57Speaker 1: We are biff?
- 23:58Speaker 2: Okay? You know how I like to pay attention to
- 24:04Speaker 2: the last little bit of a show. Every time Patrick
- 24:08Speaker 2: made Dorothy feel beautiful, Blanche feel young, and Rose feel smart?
- 24:12Speaker 2: What does Dorothy say in response?
- 24:16Speaker 1: Gina?
- 24:18Speaker 2: Gina, go ahead?
- 24:20Speaker 1: What an actor?
- 24:22Speaker 2: Yes, holy ship?
- 24:25Speaker 1: Did you win again?
- 24:27Speaker 2: Ja smoked you again?
- 24:30Speaker 1: This doesn't happen often, though.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Gina has only ever won twice.
- 24:35Speaker 3: Now that's it now?
- 24:39Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we haven't.
- 24:42Speaker 1: We haven't gotten there. The rusty anchor is gonna be
- 24:44Speaker 1: a good one when you sing there.
- 24:47Speaker 2: Good in like a sad way, but good all right, Well, Gina.
- 24:56Speaker 1: Look at.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Ah so mad?
- 25:03Speaker 1: Where's the Rose Doll? Make the Rose doll be mad? Anthea,
- 25:11Speaker 1: good work.
- 25:15Speaker 2: While we're discussing Rose, wasn't she our villain?
- 25:22Speaker 1: Please villain?
- 25:24Speaker 2: It's pretty easy. I've built this entirely on her in
- 25:30Speaker 2: because she was barely Yeah.
- 25:33Speaker 3: Yeah, you said she was off this episode.
- 25:36Speaker 1: That's what I think.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Think so yeah, because when she comes in, she has
- 25:41Speaker 2: the oh and I now have that same frog in
- 25:43Speaker 2: my throat, only I'm that sick. She sounds sick in
- 25:46Speaker 2: the first scene when she's talking about her job. And
- 25:49Speaker 2: what's weird is that I've watched the show so much
- 25:52Speaker 2: that I noticed that all the time, Like, I'm like,
- 25:56Speaker 2: that's not how she sounds normally.
- 25:57Speaker 3: It's sad. But anyway, others like that too, And I
- 26:01Speaker 3: can't remember which one is on man, yeah, because that
- 26:04Speaker 3: voice is so distinctive.
- 26:06Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 26:07Speaker 2: Yeah. So here's how she's a villain. First of all,
- 26:12Speaker 2: she and Blanche and I'm sure Rose was the one
- 26:15Speaker 2: that instigated it, are laughing at poor Bee when he
- 26:20Speaker 2: says that she's the prettiest girl in the county. They
- 26:22Speaker 2: fucking laugh at her. That's maniacal, And I'm sure Rose
- 26:26Speaker 2: was the instigator of that. Then when he wants to
- 26:30Speaker 2: talk to her and he says, I've been wanting to
- 26:33Speaker 2: ask you something all day, and she says the minor
- 26:35Speaker 2: real that's because she's making fun of her best one
- 26:39Speaker 2: of her best friends and roommates for having a flat
- 26:42Speaker 2: chest and feeling the need to have to conform in
- 26:45Speaker 2: a society so determined to look at how people look
- 26:50Speaker 2: only and Rose is just like, I got real titties,
- 26:54Speaker 2: fuck you flat chest, Like that's fucked. Oh okay. And
- 27:02Speaker 2: further shaming is they're all sitting around talking about like
- 27:06Speaker 2: how sad they are, and instead of being a supportive friend,
- 27:10Speaker 2: Rose goes in for the kill with more slut shaming
- 27:13Speaker 2: and asks her how she handles feelings so common, cheap
- 27:17Speaker 2: and used. She's just a real bitch in this episode,
- 27:21Speaker 2: she's very heavily a slut shaming bitch.
- 27:26Speaker 4: Aaron could sell the property in Arizona. She's so talented
- 27:31Speaker 4: it's stretching reality.
- 27:33Speaker 1: I love it, hey man, She's only got like thirty
- 27:38Speaker 1: minutes to do this, Yeah, twenty four minutes.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Basically, I think that.
- 27:43Speaker 1: Was pretty good.
- 27:45Speaker 2: Dorothy called her a tit mouse. I know I did
- 27:49Speaker 2: it was like, it was such a weird thing. I
- 27:53Speaker 2: couldn't find a way to make a question on the
- 27:55Speaker 2: tip mouse. But believe me, I tried, but I already
- 27:58Speaker 2: had some finish the line, and so I was like,
- 28:01Speaker 2: it's not a good enough one for that. But what
- 28:04Speaker 2: a what a unique thing to call someone you didn't
- 28:08Speaker 2: out so mad?
- 28:10Speaker 1: That's just funny that Rose is like, I don't need
- 28:12Speaker 1: to be a slut. I have real tits. The boys
- 28:16Speaker 1: are gonna come to me.
- 28:18Speaker 2: I don't know enough about yodeling. But one of the
- 28:22Speaker 2: other lines in the show that I really liked and
- 28:25Speaker 2: I was confused by was the first time they kiss
- 28:31Speaker 2: her Rose and Patrick kiss She says that something about
- 28:34Speaker 2: her know what you did, but you would make an
- 28:36Speaker 2: excellent yodeler. I don't yodel, so I don't know what
- 28:40Speaker 2: your tongue does for yodling. But Patrick's got it thela
- 28:49Speaker 2: her uvula ye, And then she says something careful, Patrick,
- 28:57Speaker 2: it's not a toy later or something. I know. It's like,
- 29:00Speaker 2: what part of you were you talking about? Well, did
- 29:05Speaker 2: you have trivia for this episode? So yes.
- 29:10Speaker 1: Lloyd Backner played Patrick Vaughan. He was a naked gun too,
- 29:15Speaker 1: he is going to reappear in season four as a hairdresser.
- 29:18Speaker 1: So don't you worry. They all have to recycle.
- 29:21Speaker 3: People, right, A lot of shows used to do that.
- 29:27Speaker 1: They like them, they bring them back.
- 29:28Speaker 2: Yeah, Matt Lock did it a lot.
- 29:30Speaker 1: Janet Carroll is Phyllis Hammernout Hammerrow. She was in Risky Business.
- 29:37Speaker 3: She's the mother of Tom Craves.
- 29:39Speaker 1: Frank Bernie as the stage manager in.
- 29:42Speaker 3: A Life or in the Risky Business.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Oh, I was like.
- 29:47Speaker 1: What Frank was in Critters two and arrested development. In
- 29:52Speaker 1: nineteen eighty six, Miss Rue or Ruth McGillicutty as we
- 29:56Speaker 1: call her, co starred in Picnic, the play that the
- 30:00Speaker 1: episode spoofs, and this episode aired on January seventeenth, which
- 30:07Speaker 1: was Betty White's sixty fifth birthday. Wow, that's what I
- 30:12Speaker 1: have for you.
- 30:14Speaker 2: Well, she looked great for sixties alive.
- 30:18Speaker 3: You must have been very ur old.
- 30:21Speaker 1: So eighty seven I would have been too.
- 30:24Speaker 4: So it's Cristo Gena and I were eighty four, so.
- 30:28Speaker 3: Seven I was eighty seven, So I was thirteen.
- 30:32Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't catch these till reruns, but yeah, I was.
- 30:36Speaker 2: We watched it. We watched it live, So like I
- 30:40Speaker 2: best believe was not always the most popular child because
- 30:43Speaker 2: I had some like drivy Arthur Wit in my like.
- 30:47Speaker 3: I was a god of the eighties, so I watched
- 30:49Speaker 3: all of the sitcoms.
- 30:50Speaker 1: I caught Golden Palace as it aired, but that was
- 30:53Speaker 1: a little later.
- 30:54Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember when that aired, but that was like
- 30:57Speaker 3: early nineties and I was in school. It kind of.
- 31:01Speaker 2: Jumped like the rest of America. We didn't finish watching
- 31:05Speaker 2: Golden Palace.
- 31:06Speaker 3: I know, and you can watch it.
- 31:07Speaker 2: We started watching it in my household, but we didn't.
- 31:11Speaker 2: I haven't even watched it through. This will be the
- 31:13Speaker 2: interesting thing when we get to Golden Palace eventually on
- 31:17Speaker 2: this show, is that I've never seen Golden Palace more
- 31:21Speaker 2: than the first like five or six episodes.
- 31:23Speaker 1: Miles on that one. Yeah, it's I don't like how
- 31:27Speaker 1: they broke up Miles and rows on that. I liked
- 31:31Speaker 1: Cheach Maren. I like don Cheatle. I didn't really care
- 31:34Speaker 1: about the kid, but they gave someone Fia to interact with.
- 31:37Speaker 3: That was something they did in the eighties, as they
- 31:39Speaker 3: always brought when the show's got long cute kid, they
- 31:42Speaker 3: would add a cute kid or another goofy character it's.
- 31:47Speaker 1: Really like the eighth season they wanted another.
- 31:50Speaker 2: One was like, nah, yeah, right, well things that we
- 31:55Speaker 2: know now that we didn't know then, which, by the
- 31:57Speaker 2: way I talk about this a lot, I can guess
- 32:01Speaker 2: that we're probably never going to get this next person.
- 32:03Speaker 2: I say his name on our show because I talk
- 32:05Speaker 2: a lot of shit about her. But there was a
- 32:09Speaker 2: class between the ladies of Golden Girls that did not
- 32:13Speaker 2: exist with the Sex Andist City ladies. You've got Kim
- 32:16Speaker 2: Katrell out there running her mouth about the toxicity and
- 32:21Speaker 2: all this stuff. B Arthur routinely called Betty White to kunt.
- 32:27Speaker 2: They famously did not get along at all. They even
- 32:31Speaker 2: did a Disney Walt Disney World like special for like
- 32:35Speaker 2: the twenty fifth or thirtieth anniversary or something, and it's
- 32:39Speaker 2: almost uncomfortable to watch at times. But they weren't out
- 32:43Speaker 2: there slandering each other because they're classy people. Whereas like this, yeah,
- 32:48Speaker 2: like the second and just like that got canceled. Kim
- 32:50Speaker 2: Cottrell had to start fucking talking about it. And it's
- 32:53Speaker 2: like these women taught us about dynamic female comedy and
- 33:01Speaker 2: created the pathway really for shows like Sex and the
- 33:04Speaker 2: City or Girls or whatever to exist to have these
- 33:08Speaker 2: like modern female themes that were taboo prior to that.
- 33:14Speaker 2: And they did it with class in a way that
- 33:16Speaker 2: really hasn't been done since. And and and annoys me.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Thank you, that's your.
- 33:25Speaker 1: We we all watched that mid century modern like the
- 33:29Speaker 1: New Golden.
- 33:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I've actually been to the house. You Yeah, it
- 33:38Speaker 3: looks like a library. It's Dinah.
- 33:42Speaker 2: Is it really? I know she is.
- 33:45Speaker 3: It looks like a doctor's office. It's just a big prick,
- 33:50Speaker 3: you know. And there's no fence around springs. Most houses
- 33:55Speaker 3: are hidden, you know, in neighborhoods, and it's there.
- 33:59Speaker 1: The only other show we all keep up with as well,
- 34:02Speaker 1: blueis Yeah.
- 34:09Speaker 3: I hate those The two kid dogs are such brats.
- 34:13Speaker 3: I hate I hate when my nephews and niece watch
- 34:16Speaker 3: it because I'm like, they're learning how to be whiny brats,
- 34:21Speaker 3: but they learn a lesson.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Yeah, you're never gonna probably want to be on our
- 34:26Speaker 2: Blue podcast because that's one of our other shows.
- 34:29Speaker 1: We can converse him on our show, you see.
- 34:35Speaker 2: Yeah, we do have. It's called Here Come the Grannies.
- 34:39Speaker 2: It's for adult Blue fans because they really do learn
- 34:41Speaker 2: a lesson and they the parent dogs on the show
- 34:45Speaker 2: are the same age roughly that we are, so all
- 34:49Speaker 2: the pop culture references that they make are are cool
- 34:52Speaker 2: or cool eighty ship. Like there's a flashback episode where
- 34:56Speaker 2: he's got one of those like flap back apps that
- 35:00Speaker 2: we had in the eighties to protect our neck from
- 35:02Speaker 2: the sun. Do you remember those the baseball caps with
- 35:04Speaker 2: the long flats. The dad's got one of those, and
- 35:08Speaker 2: the mom is dressed like shei.
- 35:11Speaker 3: Ra and it's it's.
- 35:15Speaker 2: Such a nice yeah.
- 35:20Speaker 1: No, they're blue heelers.
- 35:22Speaker 2: Heel heelers.
- 35:24Speaker 3: I thought that I thought there were dogs there. That's
- 35:30Speaker 3: just meant dog.
- 35:33Speaker 2: Is a type of dog. Dingo is like the Australian
- 35:37Speaker 2: equivalent of like a coyote. Yeah, because there's that famous
- 35:42Speaker 2: like dingle my baby right yea wow. Yeah, we're making
- 35:49Speaker 2: friends all over the continents right now.
- 35:55Speaker 1: Thank you for trying to get us the nomes, Tim.
- 35:59Speaker 2: Yeah, I sent him the hammer or the we'll talk
- 36:02Speaker 2: about this on our Blue show, so if you listen
- 36:04Speaker 2: to both teaser or we've already talked about it and
- 36:08Speaker 2: spoiler it's now months later. Yeah, but there's an airbnb
- 36:13Speaker 2: in Australia that is a replica of like the house
- 36:18Speaker 2: that's pretty cool. And I sent it to Tim, who
- 36:20Speaker 2: is our friend that lives in Adelaide in Australia. He
- 36:24Speaker 2: lives in a time zone that's got a thirty minute
- 36:27Speaker 2: it's like seventeen and a half hour's difference or something.
- 36:30Speaker 2: So I call him future boy yeah or future lad
- 36:33Speaker 2: depending on And he's an named Tim Yeah, Tim Yeah?
- 36:40Speaker 3: Is his last name? Sam?
- 36:42Speaker 1: No?
- 36:43Speaker 3: Now if you know that reference, I will give you
- 36:45Speaker 3: a big no.
- 36:48Speaker 2: I can't reach your hand from here and I don't know.
- 36:51Speaker 3: It another Australian. Okay, all right, touchdown?
- 36:57Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Tim, if you listen, tell us Heller. We
- 37:01Speaker 2: don't have a number of and I pod at Gmail.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Amazing.
- 37:10Speaker 2: Speaking of speaking of finding us, I think everyone is
- 37:15Speaker 2: going to be obsessed with Antho the way I am
- 37:18Speaker 2: and the way Michael as well. So good work. Where
- 37:22Speaker 2: can people find you besides at Zombie Donuts if I'm
- 37:26Speaker 2: in California? God?
- 37:32Speaker 3: That just what do you mean? Like online?
- 37:39Speaker 2: Like on social media and stuff like do you want
- 37:41Speaker 2: people to interact with you?
- 37:43Speaker 3: No?
- 37:43Speaker 2: You want to plug anything? I'm going to.
- 37:50Speaker 3: Zombie Okay?
- 37:52Speaker 1: When in that?
- 37:54Speaker 2: But that's in December, right, isn't that in December?
- 37:58Speaker 3: I just started doing.
- 38:00Speaker 2: This will play before that right now?
- 38:03Speaker 3: Sure, Okay, I've about eighteen years ago I started doing
- 38:08Speaker 3: a zombie walk for charity. It's called the Sotell Zombie Walk,
- 38:13Speaker 3: and I recently restarted it after ten years. I know
- 38:18Speaker 3: it's a long gap, but we did it in Hollywood
- 38:21Speaker 3: Boulevard and we raised money for the Trevor Project. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 38:29Speaker 3: we're doing a Christmas one. It'll be December sixth in
- 38:33Speaker 3: the City of Orange. The Circle you know what that is.
- 38:37Speaker 3: It's just part of Oh yeah, it looks like the
- 38:41Speaker 3: nineteen fifties. They filmed that thing you do there and
- 38:45Speaker 3: a lot down there because it really hasn't been touched much.
- 38:49Speaker 2: And and that'll be there's a gas station. There's a
- 38:55Speaker 2: gas station that is like a real cute little restaurant.
- 38:58Speaker 2: It always sort of different restaurant, but it's always a
- 39:01Speaker 2: cute little restaurant.
- 39:03Speaker 3: So that one will be the like Toys for Needy
- 39:07Speaker 3: Children through the Spark of Love, which is the annual
- 39:10Speaker 3: Christmas toy drive that the fire department does. So all
- 39:13Speaker 3: the zombies march over with our toy knock on the
- 39:16Speaker 3: door in the fire departments like hell's going on. Thank you.
- 39:24Speaker 3: It's a blast.
- 39:25Speaker 2: We should coordinate sometime and see if we can do
- 39:29Speaker 2: like an Alzheimer's zombie walk.
- 39:32Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:32Speaker 2: I don't know how that would work, but if there
- 39:34Speaker 2: were like purple elements to the blood or something, I
- 39:38Speaker 2: don't know. Anyway, that's that's a high level idea that
- 39:41Speaker 2: I don't have time for right now. But that's that's
- 39:45Speaker 2: my charity up here. I'm on the the committee for
- 39:50Speaker 2: our Alzheimer's Walk for Portland.
- 39:53Speaker 3: You guys, Yes, this is ridiculous. The b Arthur doll
- 39:59Speaker 3: is a man body.
- 40:01Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.
- 40:05Speaker 1: It's like, oh my gosh.
- 40:11Speaker 2: Anyways, well I hope it's an ear plug and not
- 40:14Speaker 2: a like hearing thing. Yeah, we'll need a picture of
- 40:21Speaker 2: bees sick. That's crazy. Are all the other ones truly
- 40:30Speaker 2: female dolls? So they just did that? I'm outrage.
- 40:35Speaker 3: That's so Do you want to see their boots?
- 40:40Speaker 1: Sure?
- 40:40Speaker 2: She looks like a dragon queen a little bit. Now
- 40:43Speaker 2: they said that.
- 40:46Speaker 3: Book.
- 40:51Speaker 1: I feel so naughty.
- 40:53Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they have real They did her. They did her.
- 40:58Speaker 1: She's not that large.
- 40:59Speaker 2: She's got a much larger.
- 41:02Speaker 3: Underpants.
- 41:04Speaker 1: Oh my god. That's oh wow.
- 41:07Speaker 3: Okay, pature it.
- 41:09Speaker 1: Pasure it. My who ha ha.
- 41:13Speaker 2: Well, so here's here's an interesting thing you mentioned. You
- 41:19Speaker 2: mentioned in the doc that Betty had kept a bunch
- 41:23Speaker 2: of stuff from the show or that ruehead or whatever.
- 41:26Speaker 3: She went to this guy that had all of it
- 41:29Speaker 3: and went through it with him.
- 41:32Speaker 2: Well, is selling in that stuff? If you go on eBay,
- 41:37Speaker 2: you can actually get screen worn things from all of
- 41:41Speaker 2: the women from the show. There's a red and black
- 41:45Speaker 2: thing that it's been on my wishless not because I
- 41:47Speaker 2: could wear it or that I want it. I just
- 41:49Speaker 2: I've been watching it because I'm curious who's going to
- 41:51Speaker 2: eventually buy it and how much it's going to sell for.
- 41:54Speaker 2: But there is a red like sweater or like jacket
- 42:00Speaker 2: with black sequined like filigree on it that I recognized
- 42:04Speaker 2: as having been worn on the show, and it's for sale.
- 42:08Speaker 2: And I noticed that.
- 42:14Speaker 1: All right, we had some technical snaffoos, but we're back here.
- 42:18Speaker 1: We'd have to creatively edit and also like we all
- 42:21Speaker 1: had to go pee.
- 42:23Speaker 2: Yes, well, I believe Antho was telling us where people
- 42:28Speaker 2: could find him on the interwebs if they wanted to.
- 42:32Speaker 3: Yeah, you can find me on the soap that's my
- 42:36Speaker 3: charity event. Basically, my ages are all.
- 42:43Speaker 1: Okay, no worries.
- 42:47Speaker 2: You're not an attention horror like me. That's so weird.
- 42:51Speaker 3: Well, because of you know where we met Aaron, there's
- 42:53Speaker 3: a lot of diehards, and yeah you are, and they
- 42:58Speaker 3: latched onto it. So I keep the fail.
- 43:03Speaker 2: No worries. You were smart. You you were very smart
- 43:07Speaker 2: about that. Because I did not have a page for
- 43:09Speaker 2: my character ever. I just had me, and so there
- 43:13Speaker 2: are a lot of people that follow me and know me,
- 43:17Speaker 2: and I don't really know that.
- 43:19Speaker 6: Back in the My Pigs, when I started the Zombie
- 43:22Speaker 6: Woe forever ago, it was open to the public, and
- 43:25Speaker 6: if people didn't like the content, they would report me
- 43:27Speaker 6: all the time for graphic photos. Even though it was
- 43:31Speaker 6: a yeah theatrical kept getting attacked and I was like
- 43:35Speaker 6: this sucks.
- 43:36Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, people are dumb sometimes.
- 43:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 43:40Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well, Kristin, where can they find out?
- 43:44Speaker 4: You can reach us across all socials at on the
- 43:47Speaker 4: lanipod and you can also email us at onlane iPod
- 43:50Speaker 4: at gmail dot com.
- 43:51Speaker 3: We would love to hear from you.
- 43:53Speaker 2: Perfect Well, there's the only thing one there's only one thing,
- 43:58Speaker 2: high thing. I'm learning how to space English. There's only
- 44:01Speaker 2: one thing left to do. What's up Abby, It's just me.
- 44:07Speaker 2: It's time for your cheesecake. It's ready for you on
- 44:13Speaker 2: Lennon Cheesecake. You guys, thank you.
- 44:16Speaker 3: I like cheesecake and then beat a little carbon sugar free.
- 44:21Speaker 2: Well, it's gonna have some hair in it, so you're
- 44:23Speaker 2: not gonna want to eat it. We're just being honest.
- 44:27Speaker 3: Well, don't threaten me with a good time.