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- 0:00Speaker 1: Is there any way to change the patent so that
- 0:02Speaker 1: no one can ever have this? It's one more thing.
- 0:07Speaker 2: One more thing.
- 0:09Speaker 3: Hey, before we get into that, I got a question
- 0:11Speaker 3: for you all based on something I was just doing.
- 0:14Speaker 3: Number one, does everybody flag emails from time to time?
- 0:18Speaker 2: Important stuff you got to come back to? Or what
- 0:19Speaker 2: all the time? Katie? Do you flag emails?
- 0:23Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 0:23Speaker 2: I didn't know you can flag text. I think you
- 0:25Speaker 2: can save them as new these days.
- 0:27Speaker 4: Yeah, I mark them as unread.
- 0:28Speaker 5: But I'll start I star the emails because I use Gmail.
- 0:32Speaker 3: Fair enough, all right, So when you do that, do
- 0:37Speaker 3: you use specific colors to flag them or star them?
- 0:43Speaker 3: If you have a choice. I'll give you a for instance.
- 0:47Speaker 3: I had to flag something about a golf event I
- 0:49Speaker 3: was in. I'm going to be playing, so I flagged
- 0:52Speaker 3: it with a green flag.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Because it's golf.
- 0:56Speaker 3: If it's my Scotch Society, I flag it with a
- 0:58Speaker 3: yellowish orange flag, so it.
- 1:02Speaker 2: Reminds me of whiskey.
- 1:03Speaker 1: It's a flag to match the event, not like the
- 1:06Speaker 1: seriousness like red flag means get to this right away.
- 1:09Speaker 1: Yellow flag kind of urgent, but not that urgent.
- 1:11Speaker 3: No, that's probably a better idea.
- 1:17Speaker 4: Oh, this one's got a whiskey flag.
- 1:20Speaker 3: I'd see it's a flag about baseball, and I like
- 1:22Speaker 3: the Cubs, so I'll go with a blue flag.
- 1:25Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right. It's probably got to be a
- 1:27Speaker 2: code of some sort of good.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:28Speaker 5: I do that with all of my calendars. I have
- 1:30Speaker 5: what's the bunch on my calendar, so you can you
- 1:34Speaker 5: can categorize stuff. So if I look at it on
- 1:36Speaker 5: my computer, if it's red, it's it's health related. If
- 1:40Speaker 5: it's ah, yeah, okay, my dog dog related, it's orange.
- 1:46Speaker 5: You know, I can just kind of look at it
- 1:47Speaker 5: that way.
- 1:47Speaker 2: But well, it's good. That's smart. I like that.
- 1:50Speaker 5: I don't know you can change the color of the
- 1:51Speaker 5: flags though. Now I'm gonna have a I have to
- 1:54Speaker 5: do that.
- 1:56Speaker 1: So to my t's, is there any way to get
- 1:58Speaker 1: a patent? Where the patent is so nobody I'll ever
- 2:00Speaker 1: make this. I don't even know if they have patents
- 2:03Speaker 1: in China or how that thing works.
- 2:04Speaker 2: It's the idea, is I patent?
- 2:05Speaker 1: It's the idea that the Chinese have come up with
- 2:08Speaker 1: a toilet in a car.
- 2:09Speaker 2: Oh come on, oh oh boy.
- 2:13Speaker 1: And this is a real story. I've come I've read
- 2:16Speaker 1: it a bunch of different places.
- 2:17Speaker 5: The twenty twenty six crap U lay, Oh my gosh,
- 2:22Speaker 5: I'm just picturing getting into an uber and that's in there.
- 2:27Speaker 4: Yeah, guys driving around all day.
- 2:29Speaker 2: So I was looking at some of.
- 2:30Speaker 1: The comments on Reddit to this story. Uh, this is
- 2:34Speaker 1: gonna get a little coarse, and I I'm only reading
- 2:37Speaker 1: them to point out how low brow some people are
- 2:41Speaker 1: and that I disapprove fair first comment, any car is
- 2:45Speaker 1: a toilet if you stop caring enough.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Okay, oh my, alrighty oh boy.
- 2:55Speaker 1: So another comment or on the story, it's a voice
- 2:59Speaker 1: active toilet in a car, and there's not a lot
- 3:02Speaker 1: more detail on that, so everybody's confused.
- 3:06Speaker 4: I have to look it up.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Go to toyce. Oh I shouldn't say that because it'll start.
- 3:12Speaker 2: Hey car, go to toilet mode.
- 3:15Speaker 1: Or jeeves take a dump for me, said one of
- 3:17Speaker 1: these Reddit people.
- 3:19Speaker 3: Oh my, what the hell are you looking at the picture?
- 3:24Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 3:25Speaker 1: What does it look like? I didn't find one with
- 3:27Speaker 1: a picture.
- 3:28Speaker 5: Well, the car itself looks like a normal car, but
- 3:31Speaker 5: there's like this. It looks like the driver's seat goes
- 3:35Speaker 5: back and then a toilet seat comes up so you
- 3:38Speaker 5: can slide forward on to seting toilet.
- 3:41Speaker 1: That's why I heard it described. So this person said,
- 3:43Speaker 1: I'm confused about the logistics of this. So what you're
- 3:45Speaker 1: you're driving down the highway and your passengers like activate toilet,
- 3:49Speaker 1: pulls down their pants, takes a dump a foot away
- 3:52Speaker 1: from you. Oh, they can't like wash their hands or anything.
- 3:59Speaker 1: So now they're just we're just still on the highways,
- 4:02Speaker 1: pumped with a bad word under the passenger seat. I
- 4:08Speaker 1: don't see this being a popular item.
- 4:10Speaker 2: No on a first date or something.
- 4:14Speaker 3: You know what I'm oh, Michael, what I'm afraid of
- 4:17Speaker 3: is that people are immediately going to the number two
- 4:20Speaker 3: for comedic effect, when this will much more commonly be
- 4:24Speaker 3: used for number ones. I mean, because if you're going
- 4:28Speaker 3: to number two, you get the question of cleansing. Well,
- 4:31Speaker 3: and I'm not going to get all childish, but that's
- 4:33Speaker 3: just impractical. I think it's probably about number ones. Well,
- 4:37Speaker 3: urinating one of my six years old it's about urinating
- 4:40Speaker 3: for women.
- 4:41Speaker 4: What do you do? Pop the the dashboard and get
- 4:46Speaker 4: toilet paper like this is all Grab one of those
- 4:49Speaker 4: fast food napkins everybody keeps in the center console.
- 4:52Speaker 1: Well, Amazon sells a thing for you women, I know
- 4:55Speaker 1: a woman who, uh, because of a number of things
- 5:00Speaker 1: regarding childbirth, didn't have the control they once had. And
- 5:06Speaker 1: you can buy a thing on Amazon designed for women
- 5:09Speaker 1: for in the car so you don't have to pull
- 5:10Speaker 1: over every single time. Because for men, I mean, any
- 5:13Speaker 1: bottle will do, but for women it's a little more complicated,
- 5:15Speaker 1: and Amazon sells something that apparently works pretty well. It's
- 5:19Speaker 1: not as fancy as this Chinese in toilet. And I
- 5:22Speaker 1: had one kid who had a really difficult OCD needs
- 5:29Speaker 1: around this and it just was impractical to find a
- 5:32Speaker 1: toilet every sometimes ten minutes. So we had a variety
- 5:36Speaker 1: of things in the car that you could as a boy,
- 5:40Speaker 1: whiz into sure, which, as I told the story, this
- 5:44Speaker 1: is I don't know if were you around for this, Katie.
- 5:46Speaker 4: I think I was, but go for it.
- 5:49Speaker 1: I would just use an empty water bottle, but I
- 5:50Speaker 1: forgotten left the water bottle in my cuff holder driving
- 5:54Speaker 1: to work in the morning. Thirsty, take a big swig
- 5:58Speaker 1: day old yearine.
- 5:59Speaker 2: Yeah, well really, the freshness doesn't enter into it.
- 6:03Speaker 1: No, not at all, not really a fact.
- 6:06Speaker 5: It was a couple.
- 6:08Speaker 2: And consequential of that part. But yeah, wow, okay.
- 6:12Speaker 3: We're what the hell were we talking, Oh the car car, Yeah,
- 6:16Speaker 3: you know these days, you know, if you manage your
- 6:20Speaker 3: fluid intake, I just want to get up and walk
- 6:23Speaker 3: a little bit and stretch pretty much around the time
- 6:27Speaker 3: that I or Judys to use the bathroom. But I
- 6:31Speaker 3: remember it used to be funny. We'd be getting ready
- 6:34Speaker 3: to leave on big family vacations road trips, driving from
- 6:37Speaker 3: the Sacramento area up to sun River, Oregon or something
- 6:42Speaker 3: like that, which we did many summers, and I would
- 6:45Speaker 3: be in charge, of course, of engineering the packing of
- 6:48Speaker 3: the car, even though my wife was better at it
- 6:49Speaker 3: than me. And then we get the kayaks on the
- 6:51Speaker 3: top and then blah blah blah, and I'd be swinging
- 6:53Speaker 3: coffee this whole time. Then we'd finally launch out, me
- 6:56Speaker 3: soaked a sweat, thinking oh, this is a great way
- 6:58Speaker 3: to start a nine hour drive. But then I would
- 7:01Speaker 3: be the one who had to hit the rest stop
- 7:03Speaker 3: first because I'd been drinking coffee. So I've never been there.
- 7:07Speaker 3: You get a whole letter, you know, I told you
- 7:09Speaker 3: to go before we left. Guy, I can't be it'd
- 7:12Speaker 3: make me a hypocrite.
- 7:14Speaker 1: I am told you to go before we left because sometimes,
- 7:16Speaker 1: especially my oldest we make it like five minutes. Yeah,
- 7:20Speaker 1: did you not pee before we left you? I didn't
- 7:22Speaker 1: think of it. Well, think of it next time.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Oh boy, oh boy, Yeah, I see your point. You're not.
- 7:29Speaker 5: The last time we droumped somewhere far it was Drew
- 7:31Speaker 5: that had to use the bathroom first, and I went, okay, missy,
- 7:34Speaker 5: I'll find you a gas station.
- 7:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Oh, so that that gets to the comment on here.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Is there any way you can make a patent so
- 7:45Speaker 1: that nobody can ever make this, which is kind of funny.
- 7:48Speaker 5: Oh boy, your windows would have to be tinted too,
- 7:51Speaker 5: because that would get awkward.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Yeah, and somebody he had truck driving by looking down.
- 7:54Speaker 1: We'll looking down for somebody read a newspaper. One one
- 8:00Speaker 1: commenter was, I don't want this for myself or anyone else.
- 8:06Speaker 4: I would agree, Oh my god.
- 8:10Speaker 1: All right, Well we'll see if this comes to America.
- 8:13Speaker 5: I'm looking at the New York Post version of this
- 8:15Speaker 5: to limit odors, the InCAR commode will come with a
- 8:19Speaker 5: fan and an exhaust pipe.
- 8:24Speaker 4: There's thinking about the.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Why is it that much different than an RV? And
- 8:30Speaker 1: remember when I got my first RV. Driving RV, the
- 8:33Speaker 1: first thing I noticed was Oh my god, I've got
- 8:35Speaker 1: a traveling toilet. This is the greatest thing ever.
- 8:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:39Speaker 1: I just pull over wherever I want, and I got
- 8:41Speaker 1: a toilet right here. It's so awesome.
- 8:44Speaker 3: No brandos, no disgusting handle, you have to touch.
- 8:48Speaker 1: Beautiful or or In California, at least, there are no
- 8:52Speaker 1: public toilets, so they just don't exist really, So yeah,
- 8:57Speaker 1: maybe there's an advantage. I'd like to get the uh
- 9:01Speaker 1: I'd like the t top, I'd like leather, and then
- 9:05Speaker 1: I would like the underseat voice activated poop container whatever
- 9:09Speaker 1: that is the.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six Toyota urinet. Awesome. Yeah, well, I guess
- 9:18Speaker 2: that's it.
- 9:20Speaker 5: The toilet to go will boast a rotating heating element
- 9:25Speaker 5: that evaporates urine and dries excrement.
- 9:28Speaker 2: Cool not fast enough, it doesn't.
- 9:32Speaker 1: It's like an air fryer for young.
- 9:36Speaker 2: Wow. Now that's a slogan.
- 9:39Speaker 1: My god, Okay, now it's really it