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Ep. 1 - Sam Taggart & Misha Townsend · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_02: Wait, was somebody sitting here?
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SPEAKER_02: It's actually this couch is an amazing um like uh forensic trap.
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SPEAKER_02: You can you can see every little detail of like who put their hand where and Oh my god, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like I'm waiting for like the day when it's like ass cheek, ass cheek ball print.
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SPEAKER_02: Ooh, okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Because someone is gonna have sex on this couch.
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SPEAKER_02: It's gonna be me first.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, definitely.
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SPEAKER_02: It better be.
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SPEAKER_02: Because like not only do I trust you to do it and not leave a mess, like uh I know you I know you I know you wouldn't anyway.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Hi, we're back, we're back for our very first episode of The Big Hunty Couch.
0:48
SPEAKER_01: We need like a live audience track.
0:51
SPEAKER_01: We need like a laugh track, uh, a clap track.
0:53
SPEAKER_02: That was me um cutting it in in first.
0:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
0:56
SPEAKER_01: So it's like shh shh, all right, all right, thank you.
1:01
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
1:01
SPEAKER_01: All right, oh my god, they can't it's a big one today.
1:04
SPEAKER_01: Um, okay, sorry.
1:06
SPEAKER_01: Hi, I'm Mike Fails.
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SPEAKER_01: Um I'm Angie Ballasone, aka that girl Gina.
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SPEAKER_02: Something I've been thinking about a lot recently is you know, like on a talk show in the 90s when the crowd would be like, ooh, ooh, yeah, how do you spell that?
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SPEAKER_01: Ooh, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: Like you can't spell it.
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SPEAKER_01: I think it's maybe O-O-H.
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SPEAKER_01: O O H.
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SPEAKER_01: But like O dash H.
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SPEAKER_02: O-O-H-O-O-H.
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SPEAKER_02: But then when but when I read that, I would just I would just think ooh ooh.
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SPEAKER_02: But it's like the the like the lift at the end.
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SPEAKER_01: It's so kind of crescendo.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: But it's not ooh, ooh.
1:43
SPEAKER_01: We love a crescendo.
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SPEAKER_02: Like I imagine writing that in a screenplay being like, this is that thing they do in a talk show, and it's like ooh-ooh, but it you can't read it in your mind.
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SPEAKER_01: This is reminding me of Wicked.
1:51
SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, at the end, the the bow.
1:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, let me say, um the they call this is so embarrassing, they call that like big note that she does in Defiant Gravity like her battle cry.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
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SPEAKER_01: And when she's like, ah, you know, or whatever.
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SPEAKER_01: It's so humiliating.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, but to me on the page.
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SPEAKER_01: Does that tell time, by the way?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this uh do you hate this?
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SPEAKER_01: Uh homemade ring.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you hate it?
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SPEAKER_01: No, I I love it.
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SPEAKER_01: I felt like it needed a pop.
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SPEAKER_01: Sometimes it just needs a pop.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: And this yellow color story, throw a little green in there.
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SPEAKER_01: Can we zoom in on the um throw a little green in there, but it's a fake ring of, so it's big and floppy, like you're gone.
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unknown: Yeah, sorry.
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SPEAKER_02: We have uh we have a special guest operating the cameras today.
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SPEAKER_02: It's uh the one and only Alex Bliss.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the one and only bisexual icon, Alex Bliss.
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SPEAKER_01: I just bicon TM.
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SPEAKER_02: Bicon, oh my god.
2:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, trademark that.
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SPEAKER_02: I have.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, good and I'm charging you for it.
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SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
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SPEAKER_02: Um, no, it is I always I feel extremely I feel in such safe hands when there's a bi person running sad.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm by.
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SPEAKER_02: Same kind of.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, kind of.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:00
SPEAKER_02: The biness in this room is overpowering.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
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SPEAKER_01: Whenever I say I'm bi, everyone's like, sure.
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SPEAKER_01: Everyone's like, wait.
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SPEAKER_01: But then I have to be like, just think of me like a lesbian.
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SPEAKER_01: And they're like, huh.
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SPEAKER_01: And they're like, oh, okay.
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SPEAKER_01: And they're like, oh, oh yeah, they come and boners explode.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, boners explode.
3:16
SPEAKER_01: What were we talking about?
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SPEAKER_02: Uh I don't know.
3:19
SPEAKER_01: You didn't hit record on the sound.
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SPEAKER_02: Sorry, yeah.
3:21
SPEAKER_02: We're we're uh that was my bad.
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SPEAKER_02: It's happened twice now.
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SPEAKER_02: Um she's tired.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm tired, and I'm I'm I'm in charge of tech, apparently.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm not in charge of tech.
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SPEAKER_01: Are you kidding?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm uh you know there's a lot of tech going on.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there is a lot of tech.
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SPEAKER_01: It's your own tech.
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SPEAKER_01: There's only so much I can do around here.
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SPEAKER_01: It's just like not one thing.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's just me getting ready.
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SPEAKER_01: That's all I can do.
3:44
SPEAKER_01: That's all I can do.
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SPEAKER_02: You were almost on time this time.
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SPEAKER_01: I was this is the most on time I've ever been.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm actually so hard for me to get into drag.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm slow.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Because I'm a perfectionist and I got a big brow bone, and I need to prose these big hairy brows down, and I'm greasy, and it takes a while, and I sweat a lot, and I'm just again slow in general.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: So it's a miracle that I'm here.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: And I'm ruining the couch in these cheap sequins.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: Um yeah, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
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SPEAKER_02: Who am I wearing and what is my problem?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm wearing um this is a like a spray paint screen, screen printed uh statement sweater by Saturdays.
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SPEAKER_01: Now, do you think they like tie like is that hand knotted and they blasted it with I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: It kind of looks like it's actually sprayed, don't you think?
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SPEAKER_02: It'd be it'd be a very, very highly detailed screen print if it was like I don't know, I love it.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, thanks.
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SPEAKER_02: We both landed on it when we were when we were shopping for me online.
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SPEAKER_02: We were.
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SPEAKER_02: Which is we did.
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SPEAKER_02: It always feels good when we aligned.
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SPEAKER_02: Um and the blue joggers?
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SPEAKER_02: And the blue joggers are from a brand called Amiri, which I'm told is cool.
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SPEAKER_02: But I like them because they don't have a cap.
4:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, so you're given like capped ankle.
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SPEAKER_02: It's kind of giving middle school girl.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: It has like a slight bell.
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SPEAKER_02: Do you yeah, they do it definitely it's kind of like a yoga pant um vibe.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Um do you feel like you wanted to dress like a girl when you were a little boy?
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SPEAKER_01: Um Wow, you pulled out the big questions.
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SPEAKER_01: I think maybe a little like sometimes for sure.
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SPEAKER_01: I I always I had two sisters.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh so I played with dolls for sure.
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SPEAKER_02: Same, same.
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SPEAKER_01: And then I drew like beautiful, beautiful girls.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I drew like fashion fashion crookies.
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SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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SPEAKER_01: They weren't croakies.
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SPEAKER_01: Croakies are like the like cool sketches that like fashion designers do.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, tattoos.
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SPEAKER_01: These were like brats dolls.
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SPEAKER_01: I love that.
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SPEAKER_01: And I would just do like I would do it in my Nana's basement and I would draw a face, and then I discovered that she had a copy machine.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh wow, my god, the power.
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SPEAKER_01: The power of the her copy machine.
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SPEAKER_01: This was in Why did your grandma have a Xerox?
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SPEAKER_01: Because she's a really influential person.
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SPEAKER_01: She's a pioneer.
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SPEAKER_01: She she invented the Xerox.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh, but what I would do was I I figured out that I could draw the face and just keep copying it.
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SPEAKER_01: So it was always the same girl, and I would change the hair, makeup, outfit.
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SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and yet my family didn't believe that I was gay when I became out.
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SPEAKER_01: Wow.
6:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: You're like, there were signs.
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SPEAKER_01: There were signs.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh I was making face charts.
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SPEAKER_01: I was using a Xerox.
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SPEAKER_01: At a young age.
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SPEAKER_01: I was using a Xerox at a young age.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a sign.
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SPEAKER_01: That's a parent.
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SPEAKER_01: That's a sign.
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SPEAKER_02: Keep an eye out on your on that.
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SPEAKER_02: So there's if they're duplexing prints, uh, that's definitely um double-sided.
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unknown: Huh.
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SPEAKER_02: Not well, I'm wearing Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, my problem is that I'm exhausted.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm pretty sure everyone can probably tell.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: And he always is in a weird way.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm I have a full-time job.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he has a full-time job.
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SPEAKER_01: Daddy, daddy works.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Daddy works.
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SPEAKER_01: But you're only allowed to say that 300 times a year.
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SPEAKER_01: Daddy works?
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SPEAKER_01: No, that you're tired.
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SPEAKER_01: And that's high.
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SPEAKER_01: That's a I'm giving you a lot.
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SPEAKER_01: Like 300 times.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm getting up, I'm getting close.
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SPEAKER_02: And the year's almost over.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: This is for 2024.
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SPEAKER_02: This is a big goal for you.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay, cool.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: I can do that.
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SPEAKER_01: My who am I wearing?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm wearing ASOS Lux, which is like embarrassing.
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SPEAKER_01: They have like a Lux line.
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SPEAKER_01: It's still a piece of garbage that I'm busting out of.
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SPEAKER_01: But our friend Steph Seibel altered it.
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SPEAKER_02: We love Steph.
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SPEAKER_02: Hi, Steph.
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SPEAKER_01: She did an amazing job.
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SPEAKER_01: She really did.
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SPEAKER_01: Congrats on your work.
7:26
SPEAKER_01: I thought you were gonna say congrats on your wedding.
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SPEAKER_01: I was like, wait, what?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she got married in this.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, hand me down.
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SPEAKER_01: No, she killed it.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: But it's cheap and it's chopping up the couch because cheap sequins what slice you?
7:39
SPEAKER_01: They do.
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SPEAKER_01: They're slicing you.
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SPEAKER_01: And we'll we'll inspect the couch by when when we're done, but I feel like, you know, so that's a problem.
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SPEAKER_01: Another problem is this tiny.
7:48
SPEAKER_01: Well, I guess another problem would be I can't bend.
7:50
SPEAKER_01: And then problem number three would be this tiny little Dixie cup.
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SPEAKER_01: Because like, what would a big big girl like myself do with this?
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SPEAKER_01: Drink the whole thing in one gulp?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I've had I need like 45 of these.
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SPEAKER_02: And we're gonna get there.
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SPEAKER_01: Because I I'm kind of frank the tank.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh same.
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SPEAKER_02: We're both hung over from yesterday when we were we stayed up until two in the morning zhuzhing.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we zhuzed the set.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
8:12
SPEAKER_01: And we decided to drink because we've been doing a lot of zhuzang.
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SPEAKER_01: We've been working on the side.
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SPEAKER_01: So we it's like we deserved some teila.
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SPEAKER_01: But now we're hung over and slow and weird.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's um it's not uh it's not great.
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SPEAKER_01: Now, do you like the look?
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SPEAKER_02: I love the look.
8:28
SPEAKER_01: It's ep one, so it's kind of like setting the setting the the tone, setting the stage.
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SPEAKER_02: You look amazing in in brown hair.
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SPEAKER_01: It's a little 60s for me.
8:38
SPEAKER_01: But you always you're always a little 60s.
8:39
SPEAKER_01: I mean in the hair department for sure.
8:40
SPEAKER_01: That's like the golden era, but I think in general, a little more like contempo.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm a contempo woman.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're a real girl.
8:47
SPEAKER_01: Modern.
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SPEAKER_01: A little more sexy.
8:49
SPEAKER_01: This is kind of like whoop whoop whoop.
8:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
8:52
SPEAKER_01: But yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey mama, welcome to the 60s.
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SPEAKER_02: Truly.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, I was giving share from Clueless.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
8:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I was listening to you your um playlist while you were getting ready.
9:03
SPEAKER_02: And you just had like the overture to Chicago was like one of the tracks.
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SPEAKER_01: It wasn't even the public information.
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SPEAKER_01: Ooh, sorry.
9:11
SPEAKER_01: Cut that guy.
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SPEAKER_01: I didn't know that was being screened, though.
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SPEAKER_02: That's what when people ask me to DJ, I'm like, I'll kill myself.
9:16
SPEAKER_02: Right.
9:16
SPEAKER_02: Same.
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SPEAKER_02: I'd rather die.
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SPEAKER_02: Half of my music library is just sound effects from videos that we have made in the past.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:22
SPEAKER_01: That's what I tell people.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm like, it's from video.
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SPEAKER_01: It'll just be like, but it's definitely not.
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SPEAKER_01: It's just embarrassing.
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SPEAKER_01: It's a mixed bag.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I'd like to think there's something for everyone in there.
9:31
SPEAKER_01: But there's not.
9:32
SPEAKER_01: But anyways, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Did you do you are you a clueless fan?
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SPEAKER_01: Clueless, the yeah, yes, the movie.
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SPEAKER_01: Clueless like clueless the not clue the game, pervert.
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SPEAKER_01: Um clueless, uh sheer.
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SPEAKER_01: It's giving sheer.
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SPEAKER_01: This is a sheer pattern.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: It is.
9:46
SPEAKER_01: But I'm wearing brown hands.
9:48
SPEAKER_01: You went brunette.
9:48
SPEAKER_01: I went brunette.
9:49
SPEAKER_01: And that's why I'm a faggot.
9:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:54
SPEAKER_01: But yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Faggot do you think you think I'd reach for blonde in this to be, you know, really go for the sheer, knock the sheer out.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I don't think you would do that because A, you don't really do like full look recreations unless it's like a total joke, like Legolas or something.
10:08
SPEAKER_01: I want to do Lady Legolas.
10:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
10:10
SPEAKER_01: With like a Legolassie.
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SPEAKER_01: With like a big breastplate.
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SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I have this problem where if I see yellow, I want brunette.
10:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
10:20
SPEAKER_01: Because of honestly, because of Beauty and the Beast.
10:23
SPEAKER_01: Right.
10:24
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
10:24
SPEAKER_01: It all goes back to Bell, one way or another.
10:26
SPEAKER_01: For you.
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SPEAKER_01: Bell coded.
10:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
10:29
SPEAKER_01: Coded.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
10:31
SPEAKER_01: You are.
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SPEAKER_02: Because I'm like a You are the inventor's daughter.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
10:34
SPEAKER_01: Well that old Maurice.
10:36
SPEAKER_01: I'm old.
10:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
10:37
SPEAKER_01: Well, if I was a housewife, that would be my tagline.
10:41
SPEAKER_02: What does that mean?
10:42
SPEAKER_01: It me well, my tagline would be not only am I the inventor's daughter, I'm also the bell of the ball.
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SPEAKER_01: Center diamond.
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unknown: Okay.
10:54
SPEAKER_02: Get it?
10:55
SPEAKER_02: It's like I I mean there's a lot to unpack there, and I think we'll get we're really gonna have to dig into that.
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SPEAKER_01: I just need to become a w I just need to be a woman and then get cast on housewives, be the center diamond.
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SPEAKER_01: And I need a father that's an inventor.
11:08
SPEAKER_02: You're so close.
11:08
SPEAKER_01: You're on your way.
11:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm so close.
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SPEAKER_01: My dad's not not an inventor.
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SPEAKER_02: Um anyway, should we uh take a break and then bring in our our iconic guests for the first episode of The Big Gunty Couch?
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SPEAKER_02: I guess so, yeah.
11:20
SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
11:20
SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
11:22
SPEAKER_01: And we're back.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh my God, with our very first guest.
11:33
SPEAKER_01: Please welcome to the pod.
11:35
SPEAKER_01: What are your names?
11:36
SPEAKER_01: No, they are our best friends.
11:38
SPEAKER_02: Our dear, dear friends and besties, uh, members of our uh group chat named uh titled S A T C Two.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sex and C2.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh Sam Taggart, host of Famous Podcast Radio Lab, and his longtime boyfriend.
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SPEAKER_01: Now, Misha's not just Sam's boyfriend.
11:55
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
11:56
SPEAKER_02: No, he's not.
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SPEAKER_02: Misha went to college together.
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SPEAKER_02: Misha is responsible for all of them.
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SPEAKER_01: Honestly, at the end of the day, this is all your fault.
12:04
SPEAKER_01: And honey, you're getting the bill.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
12:07
SPEAKER_02: Misha is our longtime old, old, old, old friend from college from RISD.
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SPEAKER_02: Old friend.
12:12
SPEAKER_02: Uh he was my former roommate.
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SPEAKER_02: We lived together for about three or four years.
12:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:16
SPEAKER_02: Or three?
12:17
SPEAKER_04: I don't, yeah, three, four years.
12:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh in Bushwick.
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SPEAKER_01: And he was maybe one of the first people at RISD to be like, you're kind of gay, huh?
12:23
SPEAKER_01: You're gay.
12:24
SPEAKER_04: He was fully gay, yeah.
12:26
SPEAKER_01: And we were like, hmm.
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SPEAKER_01: I was like, I am not.
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SPEAKER_04: Literally the only out one in college.
12:30
SPEAKER_04: And then you two pioneer.
12:34
SPEAKER_01: You paved the way for us.
12:35
SPEAKER_01: Some of us are late bloomers.
12:37
SPEAKER_01: Trendsetter.
12:38
SPEAKER_01: But yeah.
12:39
SPEAKER_01: But we love you guys.
12:41
SPEAKER_01: We're uh bye, bye.
12:44
SPEAKER_01: It's giving sign off.
12:46
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
12:48
SPEAKER_01: We love you.
12:49
SPEAKER_01: Well, we love you, so could you leave?
12:50
SPEAKER_01: Thank you for coming.
12:52
SPEAKER_04: Now leave, please.
12:53
SPEAKER_04: Uh so how much was the chandelier?
12:56
SPEAKER_04: $600.
12:58
SPEAKER_04: It was on sale.
12:59
SPEAKER_01: It was on sale.
13:01
SPEAKER_01: Don't ask any of the prices in here.
13:03
SPEAKER_01: Because it's it's giving wayfair, but it's not.
13:06
SPEAKER_01: Okay, how much were these?
13:09
SPEAKER_01: These were actually$70.
13:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
13:12
SPEAKER_03: And they look at.
13:12
SPEAKER_03: Were they on sale or no full price?
13:15
SPEAKER_03: Oh, cheap.
13:16
SPEAKER_03: That's a cheap shoe.
13:17
SPEAKER_03: Cheap.
13:17
SPEAKER_03: Cheap shoe.
13:21
SPEAKER_03: You just know.
13:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
13:23
SPEAKER_03: Stop yelling at me.
13:25
SPEAKER_03: You're a secret cross dresser.
13:27
SPEAKER_03: How um do you guys feel about hosting the most visual podcast of all time?
13:32
SPEAKER_03: Crazy.
13:33
SPEAKER_03: Crazy, but also, doesn't that make sense?
13:35
SPEAKER_03: Of course.
13:37
SPEAKER_03: We're overcompensating.
13:39
SPEAKER_03: You're pushing the boundaries of what an audio format can be.
13:43
SPEAKER_03: I think it's it's complicated.
13:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
13:48
SPEAKER_03: Because how visual can a podcast get before it is a talk show?
13:51
SPEAKER_02: Well, you are finding out in real time.
13:54
SPEAKER_02: It's this.
13:56
SPEAKER_02: How are you boys doing today?
13:58
SPEAKER_01: No, this is an amazing prompt for the record.
14:02
SPEAKER_01: Let her cook.
14:04
SPEAKER_01: Did I just not listen?
14:06
SPEAKER_01: No, that was amazing.
14:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
14:08
SPEAKER_01: That's podcasting.
14:09
SPEAKER_01: I'm learning.
14:10
SPEAKER_01: I guess I'll ask them who are you wearing and what is your problem?
14:16
SPEAKER_04: I'm wearing an original Sam shirt that he doesn't wear anymore that I wear now.
14:20
SPEAKER_01: That's so rare.
14:21
SPEAKER_01: Like you made it.
14:22
SPEAKER_01: Sam was like It's archival.
14:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's archival.
14:26
SPEAKER_03: It's from my 2012 collection.
14:28
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
14:28
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
14:29
SPEAKER_01: You guys are giving ketchup and mustard.
14:30
SPEAKER_03: We're doing ketchup and mustard.
14:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:32
SPEAKER_03: Which, you know, on pink.
14:34
SPEAKER_03: When you're a gay hot dog.
14:35
SPEAKER_03: When you're a gay couple, it's embarrassing.
14:37
SPEAKER_03: No matter what, you're going to be matching in some form or fashion.
14:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:41
SPEAKER_03: Even like with your gender.
14:43
SPEAKER_03: Naturally.
14:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:44
SPEAKER_02: Well, unless Misha.
14:46
SPEAKER_02: Unless anyone wants to express something.
14:49
SPEAKER_02: Say something.
14:50
SPEAKER_01: Now's the time.
14:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, the cat's out of the bag.
14:54
SPEAKER_03: But I did I found Ketchum mustard to be a good matching without matching.
14:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's great.
14:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
15:00
SPEAKER_03: Tells a story.
15:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:02
SPEAKER_02: A yummy one.
15:03
SPEAKER_02: A yummy story.
15:04
SPEAKER_02: An American tale.
15:05
SPEAKER_02: Truly, yeah.
15:06
SPEAKER_02: Ketchum and mustard are maybe the colors.
15:08
SPEAKER_02: It's red, white, and blue, yes, but yellow and red.
15:11
SPEAKER_02: That's really America.
15:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
15:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
15:13
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
15:14
SPEAKER_02: It's McDonald's.
15:15
SPEAKER_02: It's uh hot dog.
15:17
SPEAKER_02: It's hot dog.
15:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
15:19
SPEAKER_01: And how do you guys feel about a pretzel bond?
15:22
SPEAKER_01: Speaking of speaking of America.
15:26
SPEAKER_03: This in particular, I'm feeling that we're doing a parody of a podcast.
15:30
SPEAKER_03: And maybe that's what we are doing.
15:32
SPEAKER_03: We definitely are.
15:33
SPEAKER_03: I keep being like perform podcast.
15:36
SPEAKER_03: Like in a way.
15:37
SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know that some of us don't know what that means.
15:39
SPEAKER_01: We're we're like post post postmodern.
15:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
15:42
SPEAKER_01: Here.
15:42
SPEAKER_01: We definitely are postmodern, though.
15:44
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
15:45
SPEAKER_01: We're in on the joke.
15:48
SPEAKER_02: Which is and then what is the joke?
15:49
SPEAKER_02: Is truly the cool thing.
15:50
SPEAKER_01: That we're losers and it's not cool, and everyone has a podcast, including my unborn child.
15:55
SPEAKER_01: So make something of it.
15:56
SPEAKER_01: Veronica.
15:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
15:59
SPEAKER_01: Ronnie.
16:01
SPEAKER_01: It's giving it's giving Ronnie.
16:05
SPEAKER_01: Okay, sorry.
16:05
SPEAKER_01: We gotta focus up.
16:06
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
16:07
SPEAKER_01: What are we talking about?
16:07
SPEAKER_01: Pretzel button.
16:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
16:09
SPEAKER_01: Please have pretzel button.
16:10
SPEAKER_01: We were on pretzel button.
16:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:11
SPEAKER_01: You were talking, you were saying Americana, and I know pretzels are German.
16:16
SPEAKER_01: German.
16:16
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
16:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
16:19
SPEAKER_01: Geography.
16:20
SPEAKER_01: She studies.
16:21
SPEAKER_01: Literally an intellect.
16:24
SPEAKER_01: You said Americana, and so yeah, they're German, but never said Americana, but sure.
16:29
SPEAKER_01: There's something so American about a pretzel bun.
16:31
SPEAKER_01: I'll speak to it.
16:32
SPEAKER_01: You better.
16:33
SPEAKER_01: I hate pretzel buns.
16:34
SPEAKER_01: Me too.
16:34
SPEAKER_04: I was gonna say the same thing.
16:35
SPEAKER_04: I don't like pretzel buns.
16:36
SPEAKER_04: They're side-eye.
16:37
SPEAKER_04: They're too rich.
16:38
SPEAKER_04: Really?
16:38
SPEAKER_04: Well, it's a hat on a hat.
16:40
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
16:40
SPEAKER_04: Well it's like, am I having a pretzel or am I having a hot dog?
16:43
SPEAKER_04: I don't need Sour Patch Kid bun?
16:46
unknown: What's that?
16:47
SPEAKER_01: Skittle bun?
16:48
SPEAKER_01: Alex, write that down.
16:49
SPEAKER_01: Alex, write this down.
16:50
SPEAKER_01: Skittle bun.
16:51
SPEAKER_01: That's money.
16:53
SPEAKER_04: Is Alex part of the is Alex part of the body?
16:56
SPEAKER_04: Is Alex on camera?
16:57
SPEAKER_01: He should be.
16:58
SPEAKER_01: Is Alex full time?
16:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:00
SPEAKER_01: Starting right this second.
17:02
SPEAKER_03: I'm not even sure how to relax.
17:04
SPEAKER_03: I'm not sure in which direction to relax.
17:06
SPEAKER_01: Maybe these teeny little Dixie cups will help.
17:08
SPEAKER_03: Well, leaning back feels insane.
17:10
SPEAKER_03: First of all, I've never been so far away from you.
17:12
SPEAKER_02: That's the other thing.
17:13
SPEAKER_02: This couch is truly the biggest piece of furniture on earth.
17:16
SPEAKER_02: I kind of want to spread out more.
17:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're maxed out camera.
17:20
SPEAKER_01: Watch your cat.
17:22
SPEAKER_01: We're maxed out.
17:23
SPEAKER_02: This set is a facial.
17:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:25
SPEAKER_01: Depth of field, never been.
17:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:29
SPEAKER_04: It's funny.
17:30
SPEAKER_04: Like this is like one of the I I always feel like I watch things on TV and I'm like, oh, that probably looks like trash in person.
17:34
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, this does not look like trash in person.
17:36
SPEAKER_00: That's the least thing you've ever hit the all button.
17:39
SPEAKER_03: Oh you could just turn this.
17:43
SPEAKER_01: I was saying, wouldn't it be funny if this was like these were diet cokes on ice?
17:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh has like a fake which reminds me of like that uh Pepsi commercial where uh who's the guy with the mole who had it removed?
17:57
SPEAKER_04: Biden.
17:58
SPEAKER_01: Biden, Biden.
18:00
SPEAKER_01: Carrie Bratch.
18:02
SPEAKER_01: Are you talking about Enrique and Glacius?
18:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Enrique, the Pepsi, the Pepsi commercial when they're all like gladiators in like a dungeon and it's Pink, uh Beyoncé and Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:11
SPEAKER_02: This is you think you've done this before.
18:13
SPEAKER_02: You keep you keep re- referencing the iconic Beyoncé Brittany and Pink Pepsi commercial via Enrique and Glacius.
18:20
SPEAKER_03: You're like, you know that you know that famous Enrique commercial and it's like talking about and not even that not even through Enrique Iglesias, through his mole.
18:27
SPEAKER_03: That's not even there anymore.
18:28
SPEAKER_03: It's gone.
18:29
SPEAKER_03: He got his removed.
18:30
SPEAKER_01: Where was that mole at?
18:33
SPEAKER_01: He got it all, he got it removed, and SJP got hers removed.
18:36
SPEAKER_01: Her like she did.
18:38
SPEAKER_02: Did she?
18:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:39
SPEAKER_01: Years ago, honey.
18:40
SPEAKER_01: You know, so I'm kind of sad she did though.
18:42
SPEAKER_04: I kind of thought it made me feel like that she had it added into everything she had previously.
18:47
SPEAKER_04: Like where she's like, Oh, I just need I need a mole.
18:49
SPEAKER_04: She had it added in.
18:50
SPEAKER_04: She's like, I just always need a mole whenever I'm in something.
18:52
SPEAKER_04: And then she's like, Oh, then she decided, you know what, the mole's too much, I'm not gonna add it anymore.
18:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna do that anymore.
18:57
SPEAKER_02: Question.
18:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's like, it's too much time in the makeup chair.
19:00
SPEAKER_02: Question Are you team Kim or are you team SJP?
19:03
SPEAKER_02: SJP at the end of the day.
19:05
SPEAKER_04: We've had little Bring the Gay Guy alarm.
19:06
SPEAKER_04: We've we've had family fights in this in my family with Because his family's all gay guys.
19:12
SPEAKER_04: Right.
19:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
19:14
SPEAKER_02: Which is incredible.
19:15
SPEAKER_02: And it's mostly Have you been studied yet?
19:17
SPEAKER_02: We need those genes.
19:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:19
SPEAKER_02: Analyze.
19:20
SPEAKER_01: Take those jeans off.
19:21
SPEAKER_01: Take those jeans off, Faggot.
19:22
SPEAKER_03: Um, I think I mean this is I actually think um Sergeus Parker is like probably a good person.
19:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:31
SPEAKER_03: And I think Kim Catrol is like um an amazing actress and performer, but probably emotionally um a bit wild.
19:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:41
SPEAKER_02: See, I'm ultimately I'm Team Kim.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: I just there's something about someone who like fights the power, you know what I mean?
19:48
SPEAKER_02: That like I just have to get behind.
19:50
SPEAKER_02: I I know, I know she's wrong.
19:52
SPEAKER_02: I know she's wrong, but something about it, I just like that she did it.
19:56
SPEAKER_02: She's just like, I'm making a stand shitty.
20:00
SPEAKER_03: Speak on it.
20:01
SPEAKER_01: I do.
20:01
SPEAKER_01: I at first I was like, yeah, she was humiliated by Sex and City 2.
20:05
SPEAKER_01: As we all who was it?
20:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
20:08
SPEAKER_01: The nation was honest.
20:12
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
20:13
SPEAKER_01: So I get it.
20:14
SPEAKER_01: And she was like, I'm done, I can't do this anymore.
20:16
SPEAKER_01: But then, you know, when I saw after and just like that, it was kind of like, okay, you can't give them like a bottle-up.
20:22
SPEAKER_03: Like, they We know Kim Cutrol's name because of Sex and City.
20:25
SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
20:25
SPEAKER_03: Like, there's a little bit of like biting the hand that feels like.
20:27
SPEAKER_01: So at first I was like, yeah, no, that doesn't like go off, do you?
20:30
SPEAKER_01: Like, no means no.
20:31
SPEAKER_01: But then it's like, okay.
20:32
SPEAKER_01: Give them a bottle up.
20:33
SPEAKER_01: Give them a bottle.
20:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no means no, but I'm like, give us sex.
20:37
SPEAKER_03: Well, you don't even have to be, don't even have it be about Carrie, be about Samantha in London.
20:42
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
20:43
SPEAKER_02: Like, here's how you do it.
20:44
SPEAKER_02: You trick her into thinking that you're giving her a backdoor pilot.
20:46
SPEAKER_02: It's like this is Samantha's life abroad.
20:49
SPEAKER_02: And it's like you have a whole cast of characters and blah blah blah blah blah, and you see what she does day to day, and then it's over.
20:54
SPEAKER_03: I mean, also, not to be I would much rather watch Samantha's life abroad than Emily in fucking Paris.
21:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
21:02
SPEAKER_01: Truly.
21:02
SPEAKER_01: Emily in Paris, we really made that thing happen accidentally.
21:05
SPEAKER_01: We as in you, the LGBTQ.
21:08
SPEAKER_04: You've never watched an episode of television in your life.
21:09
SPEAKER_01: I know I haven't, but I haven't.
21:11
SPEAKER_03: Well, his husband won't let him.
21:14
SPEAKER_03: What if he gets too smart, wants to leave?
21:16
SPEAKER_03: What if he gets too smart?
21:17
SPEAKER_02: Famously, television is extremely educational.
21:19
SPEAKER_03: Well, it gives you about, you know, apparently.
21:23
SPEAKER_01: It taught me about the pretzel bond.
21:26
SPEAKER_03: He would not have known about that.
21:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
21:28
SPEAKER_04: Now we start a foundation to shut it down.
21:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
21:31
SPEAKER_04: Is Kim upset that she's she's she doesn't like Sex and City in general, or she just doesn't like Sir Jessica Parker?
21:36
SPEAKER_03: She was getting paid less and uh also hates sex uh hates Sarah Jessica Parker.
21:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay.
21:42
SPEAKER_03: But she likes But it's mostly ego.
21:44
SPEAKER_03: But she likes Samantha.
21:45
SPEAKER_01: She likes it.
21:46
SPEAKER_01: She likes playing Samantha.
21:48
SPEAKER_01: She likes Samantha.
21:51
SPEAKER_01: She's like, yeah, I really like what I did there.
21:54
SPEAKER_01: Samantha.
21:54
SPEAKER_01: I like Samantha, yeah.
21:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so she just wanted the same as Sarah, but Sarah is The leading lady and has been on as an exec producer for a while, and I'm sure maybe she wanted that piece also.
22:07
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
22:08
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
22:08
SPEAKER_01: Couldn't they just split it?
22:10
SPEAKER_01: Couldn't they all get the same thing?
22:11
SPEAKER_04: Well, I know it's like who's who's the HBO exec who's just like, What do I have to do to get you back here?
22:16
SPEAKER_04: Wow, he was sexy.
22:17
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
22:18
SPEAKER_04: He's really horny too.
22:19
SPEAKER_04: He's horny.
22:20
SPEAKER_04: He's sexy and horny and looking.
22:21
SPEAKER_04: I'll debase myself.
22:22
SPEAKER_04: He's like, what do you have to do?
22:23
SPEAKER_03: What do I have to do?
22:24
SPEAKER_03: Looking for now.
22:26
SPEAKER_03: Have Glory Holse.
22:27
SPEAKER_03: He's on Snippies.
22:28
SPEAKER_01: And he finds her because she's on Snippies, too.
22:30
SPEAKER_01: Wait, should I be on Sniffies?
22:32
SPEAKER_03: You always ask this.
22:33
SPEAKER_01: I know.
22:34
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you probably are on Snippies.
22:35
SPEAKER_03: I'm not on Snippies.
22:37
SPEAKER_03: If you ask seven times, you are already on Snippies.
22:39
SPEAKER_03: I'm not on Sniffy's.
22:40
SPEAKER_03: You're like, should I?
22:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh shit.
22:42
SPEAKER_03: Fuck.
22:43
SPEAKER_03: I'm so pure.
22:47
SPEAKER_02: No, that's really what it is.
22:49
SPEAKER_02: It's I'm thinking about sniffies this year.
22:51
SPEAKER_02: Like the choice of maybe deciding to do something.
22:53
SPEAKER_02: Just like they're offering pink this year.
22:55
SPEAKER_01: I'm not on sniffies because last time I asked our literal group thread, okay, we have one.
23:01
SPEAKER_01: You were like, no, Sniffy's is if you want to get uh gangbanged in Popeyes.
23:06
SPEAKER_01: What which yeah?
23:08
SPEAKER_01: And you said I do.
23:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:10
SPEAKER_01: Shocking that that didn't get me on there.
23:13
SPEAKER_01: But I was like, okay, I guess it's it's raunchy.
23:16
SPEAKER_04: I feel like every time you say something, I don't believe you.
23:18
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, you're on there.
23:19
SPEAKER_01: I'm not on there.
23:20
SPEAKER_01: Uh scrub and grinder.
23:21
SPEAKER_01: I think you're looking for um acceptation.
23:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh, shut your trap.
23:26
SPEAKER_01: This is a soft release.
23:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, shut your trap.
23:28
SPEAKER_01: Shut your trap.
23:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm giving you like my whoa say is out.
23:32
SPEAKER_02: I gotta.
23:32
SPEAKER_02: Gina.
23:33
SPEAKER_02: Gina, you guys were asking, do what do you what do you lost it?
23:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: Popped a nail.
23:38
SPEAKER_02: That was my fault.
23:39
SPEAKER_02: I installed it incorrectly.
23:42
SPEAKER_02: Mike apologized.
23:44
SPEAKER_04: I said I'm sorry.
23:45
SPEAKER_04: It's my fault.
23:45
SPEAKER_04: God, you guys.
23:46
SPEAKER_04: You also didn't hit record.
23:47
SPEAKER_04: You guys are supposed to be a team.
23:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
23:50
SPEAKER_04: Apologize.
23:52
SPEAKER_04: Don't sit on that.
23:52
SPEAKER_04: You're gonna burst something.
23:55
SPEAKER_02: What do you call and slash Gina while we're here?
24:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:00
SPEAKER_03: Well, well, I know there's been a decades-long debate about what your drag name is.
24:05
SPEAKER_03: I feel like it comes up literally every time I see you.
24:07
SPEAKER_01: I know I have commitment issues.
24:09
unknown: You get a shot up.
24:13
SPEAKER_01: It's a big thumb.
24:14
SPEAKER_01: Seriously.
24:15
SPEAKER_01: You're lucky I'm not screaming for nail glue.
24:18
SPEAKER_02: I am lucky that you're not.
24:20
SPEAKER_02: Because I'd be the one applying it.
24:22
SPEAKER_03: Again, this is sort of the sniffies thing again, where it's like by saying you're lucky I'm not screaming for nail glue, you're screaming you are screaming.
24:27
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
24:28
SPEAKER_03: Thank you guys for calling this out.
24:30
SPEAKER_01: It was one time.
24:30
SPEAKER_01: It was one time in Popeyes.
24:33
SPEAKER_02: This is like the abused wife who's like, it's like I have a bruise and you see something you can do.
24:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh she loves it.
24:39
SPEAKER_01: She's begging to be hit.
24:41
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
24:43
SPEAKER_01: Just kidding.
24:44
SPEAKER_01: He's in drag.
24:45
SPEAKER_01: I have a dragon.
24:46
SPEAKER_01: I'm in drag.
24:47
SPEAKER_01: I can say anything I want.
24:50
SPEAKER_01: School root call.
24:53
SPEAKER_01: Wait, though, before we talk about my name, I do always when I see you guys on Scruff, I do.
24:58
SPEAKER_01: Do you see when I like look?
24:59
SPEAKER_01: Because I'm always every time, no matter what, I'll like I know what your pictures are, I know who you are.
25:06
SPEAKER_01: But I'm like, I'm gonna check in.
25:07
SPEAKER_01: I'm just gonna like poke.
25:09
SPEAKER_04: It's like fun to stupid.
25:10
SPEAKER_04: It's like what embarrassing thing are they saying on there?
25:12
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
25:13
SPEAKER_04: I don't look at the doctor.
25:13
SPEAKER_03: They're saying like it's like in the process of like I don't look at people like a doctor, I'm a Twitter X.
25:19
SPEAKER_03: I very actively don't look at people I know.
25:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:21
SPEAKER_03: Because I don't want them to see that I looked at people.
25:23
SPEAKER_03: Okay, unless I'm their cancer.
25:25
SPEAKER_03: That's true.
25:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
25:27
SPEAKER_01: So you wait, do you see that I look at you?
25:29
SPEAKER_01: Yes, that's how it works.
25:31
SPEAKER_01: No, I know, but like sometimes some of us get a lot of looks.
25:33
SPEAKER_04: So Okay, now you're bragging.
25:36
SPEAKER_01: I'm kidding.
25:37
SPEAKER_04: Shut up.
25:38
SPEAKER_04: I I literally get like probably one look a week.
25:40
SPEAKER_04: So I'm like, oh Angelo's fine.
25:42
SPEAKER_04: Stop.
25:43
SPEAKER_02: Something I don't like about Scruff is when and and on and I think about this.
25:47
SPEAKER_02: It's I I sometimes I feel uncomfortable critiquing people's like scruff choices because it's like people are always trying, you know, they're trying to reach out and connect and whatever.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: But I just don't get it when a guy will post a photo like with a girl.
25:58
SPEAKER_02: Like it's like them at a wedding, like a like that's my favorite his best girlfriend at a wedding, and it's like they're just like posing together, and like I and it's like, I guess.
26:07
SPEAKER_05: Okay, Alex, you're shaming Alex.
26:08
SPEAKER_05: Get in here.
26:09
SPEAKER_05: I know, you're shaming Alex.
26:10
SPEAKER_01: Why?
26:11
SPEAKER_05: What's what's shaming about?
26:12
SPEAKER_03: No, I find that actually kind of hot.
26:14
SPEAKER_03: I yeah.
26:15
SPEAKER_03: Like, of course, I'm like, okay, so you're like holding on to straightness in a bit.
26:19
SPEAKER_03: But is that what it is?
26:20
SPEAKER_02: I don't think to me, it's like a miss like misfire of like I don't know.
26:27
SPEAKER_02: I could go off.
26:28
SPEAKER_04: To me, it reads it's kind of like not letting go of the pool wall of like I have my girls here to protect me.
26:34
SPEAKER_04: But to me, you think it's a threat.
26:36
SPEAKER_04: Well, you think it's like if you fuck with me, my girls are gonna be on your own.
26:39
SPEAKER_04: I don't think it's that.
26:40
SPEAKER_04: I think it's kind of like just know that I have friends and I don't need anyone except my friends.
26:44
SPEAKER_04: Oh, to me it's like cards on the table.
26:46
SPEAKER_04: Like, I'm with a girl.
26:48
SPEAKER_04: By the way, I know women.
26:50
SPEAKER_02: By the way, I know women.
26:51
SPEAKER_02: I I think that is what it is.
26:53
SPEAKER_02: And it's like, I want you to know that I know women.
26:55
SPEAKER_04: And that's important to me.
26:56
SPEAKER_04: Well, I I I guess well now I now I really don't know.
26:59
SPEAKER_04: What are they saying?
27:00
SPEAKER_03: What are they saying?
27:01
SPEAKER_03: We well, we don't know.
27:02
SPEAKER_03: Let's have that interview.
27:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
27:04
SPEAKER_04: Al.
27:06
SPEAKER_04: No, let's have scraff on.
27:07
SPEAKER_01: Hey, I'm bisexual too.
27:09
SPEAKER_01: Hey, me too.
27:11
SPEAKER_02: Hey, something I was okay, well, let's let's let's diverge because I don't think this is going anywhere.
27:18
SPEAKER_02: Um something I wanted to ask.
27:22
SPEAKER_02: Something I wanted to ask Misha was if I was gonna intro you, I would say like comedian podcaster Sam Taggart.
27:27
SPEAKER_02: What do I say for you, Misha?
27:28
SPEAKER_02: What's your That's rude?
27:30
SPEAKER_02: No, it's not rude.
27:31
SPEAKER_02: Say, um And what do you do?
27:36
SPEAKER_02: No, no, I would love no, it's not what do you do?
27:38
SPEAKER_02: It's how do you want to be known?
27:39
SPEAKER_02: It's how do you what do you claim?
27:40
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's like literally question of my life.
27:41
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't think it's a good thing.
27:42
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
27:42
SPEAKER_02: That's why I wanted to talk about it.
27:43
SPEAKER_01: No, but same, but I I don't know.
27:46
SPEAKER_04: No, I don't know.
27:46
SPEAKER_04: I mean it's like you know, Sam does the podcast, and I feel like I'm always like, Do I want like Matthew and I, George's boyfriend, like joke about like we should do a Valentine's Day episode?
27:55
SPEAKER_04: And then we're always like, nah, Sam's like No, because I think What do you feel about that?
28:02
SPEAKER_04: I don't want to speak, I don't want to speak for Matthew, but I'm like, I I'm a gaff queen.
28:06
SPEAKER_04: I truly am.
28:06
SPEAKER_04: Gaff?
28:07
SPEAKER_04: Like I will just like say the wrong thing.
28:09
SPEAKER_04: Uh oh.
28:09
SPEAKER_04: Oh, gaff tape.
28:11
SPEAKER_04: No, I think I'm just like a tucked queen.
28:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:14
SPEAKER_03: He's always tucked.
28:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:16
SPEAKER_03: Well, you both have to be.
28:19
SPEAKER_00: I'm tucked.
28:20
SPEAKER_00: No.
28:21
SPEAKER_03: How do I make it about me?
28:22
SPEAKER_03: No, I think I think me should it's the wrong you're asking the wrong question.
28:27
SPEAKER_03: Or I feel like he almost doesn't want to be perceived.
28:30
SPEAKER_03: Right.
28:31
SPEAKER_04: Well, but Sam has also taught me that it's like you're being perceived even if you don't want to be perceived.
28:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and that is true.
28:36
SPEAKER_04: Which is like, I think that's tough for me because I'm like, you're right.
28:39
SPEAKER_04: I am being perceived, but like I don't I don't want to be perfect.
28:42
SPEAKER_04: I just want to be invisible.
28:43
SPEAKER_04: I'm content with Sam being the perceived one.
28:45
SPEAKER_02: No, but it's but it's not about I mean, I don't think you guys need to be in uh uh comparison to one another.
28:51
SPEAKER_02: It's like I would describe you as like artist and animator, like that's and baker, and and yeah uh homemaker.
28:58
SPEAKER_02: Baker, yeah, star baker, homemaker.
29:01
SPEAKER_01: Actually, do you even bake?
29:02
SPEAKER_01: You're more of a cook.
29:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and actually, let's expose that.
29:04
SPEAKER_03: Let's pull that wide open.
29:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, do you even fucking bake?
29:08
SPEAKER_03: Because I haven't had anything.
29:10
SPEAKER_03: I haven't had a single soup once.
29:12
SPEAKER_04: I literally welcome home banana bread from the hospital.
29:15
SPEAKER_03: How long have you known these two?
29:17
SPEAKER_03: And how many desserts have they had?
29:18
SPEAKER_03: Huh?
29:19
SPEAKER_03: Let's count them.
29:20
SPEAKER_04: Maybe like five.
29:21
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
29:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:22
SPEAKER_03: Five desserts.
29:23
SPEAKER_03: And we've known for 50.
29:25
SPEAKER_01: I haven't heard the word dessert in a while.
29:27
SPEAKER_01: Uh okay.
29:30
SPEAKER_03: Let's follow that.
29:32
SPEAKER_03: Do you say let's swallow that?
29:33
SPEAKER_03: Follow.
29:34
SPEAKER_01: It's kind of an embarrassing word, a little bit.
29:37
SPEAKER_01: Dessert?
29:37
SPEAKER_01: Dessert.
29:38
SPEAKER_01: I think like, I don't know.
29:39
SPEAKER_01: I think of like suburban families being like, okay, what's for dessert?
29:43
SPEAKER_01: On like a weekday.
29:44
SPEAKER_01: Sure, sure, sure.
29:45
SPEAKER_01: I don't know why.
29:46
SPEAKER_01: No, I get that.
29:47
SPEAKER_01: You're like compartmentalizing something that should be normal.
29:49
SPEAKER_01: Indulging in.
29:50
SPEAKER_01: But wait though, back to the question, you're more of a cook.
29:52
SPEAKER_01: Like, Meish is an excellent cook.
29:54
SPEAKER_04: I yeah.
29:55
SPEAKER_04: I mean, I feel like I I like being a home homemaker, the mic goes here.
30:00
SPEAKER_02: Homemaker.
30:01
SPEAKER_02: Homemaker.
30:02
SPEAKER_02: That's why you're here.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: It's that expertise that you bring to the table.
30:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:05
SPEAKER_02: So necessary.
30:06
SPEAKER_02: This is a prop to me.
30:07
SPEAKER_02: Is it actually recording audio?
30:09
SPEAKER_00: It is.
30:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:13
SPEAKER_00: I told you he didn't want to be perceived.
30:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:16
SPEAKER_01: Or heard.
30:17
SPEAKER_01: Or heard.
30:18
SPEAKER_01: Heard, seen, touched.
30:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:21
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
30:21
SPEAKER_01: I I like I like uh But you're more of a cook, right?
30:24
SPEAKER_01: Because like, don't people who in the kitchen kind of like you know?
30:28
SPEAKER_02: There's something antagonistic about the way you phrase that.
30:30
SPEAKER_02: Like, oh, you're more of a cook, right?
30:31
SPEAKER_03: Well, you're what you're saying is define yourself.
30:33
SPEAKER_03: You're saying put yourself in a little box.
30:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
30:35
SPEAKER_03: And he's saying I can't be tamed.
30:37
SPEAKER_03: I don't have I I contain multitudes.
30:39
SPEAKER_03: I'm not trying to, you know, sell myself in this capitalist society.
30:42
SPEAKER_03: I guess.
30:43
SPEAKER_03: And you're saying, but you have a restaurant.
30:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:46
SPEAKER_01: But I think people in the kitchen usually like are one or the other.
30:50
SPEAKER_01: Or both.
30:51
SPEAKER_01: Alex.
30:53
SPEAKER_01: Or both of your Alex and myself.
30:56
SPEAKER_01: I'm I don't know.
31:00
SPEAKER_01: This seems like a- Are you crying?
31:01
SPEAKER_01: I'm crying.
31:02
SPEAKER_01: Like my craziest question.
31:04
SPEAKER_01: No, it's just literally it's like, how do we intro Misha?
31:06
SPEAKER_04: It's like it's not that hard.
31:08
SPEAKER_04: Well, I think the question is more like, why'd you have Misha on?
31:10
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm literally wondering if you bake or cook more.
31:14
SPEAKER_04: And you're all being like, why who am I?
31:17
SPEAKER_04: Why am I here?
31:18
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, what?
31:19
SPEAKER_04: Okay, so if you're asking if I bake or cook more, I cook more.
31:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
31:21
SPEAKER_02: That's what I was getting, I thought.
31:24
SPEAKER_02: And that speaks volumes about you.
31:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:28
SPEAKER_02: Okay, noted.
31:29
SPEAKER_01: Moving on.
31:30
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I didn't mean to unpack this.
31:32
SPEAKER_01: You should bake more.
31:34
SPEAKER_01: Desserts specifically.
31:36
SPEAKER_01: Desserts.
31:37
SPEAKER_01: He wants dessert.
31:39
SPEAKER_03: Although enjoyment.
31:43
SPEAKER_01: Oh, is that Billy?
31:44
SPEAKER_02: Sarah.
31:45
SPEAKER_01: Sarah.
31:46
SPEAKER_01: Should we take a break?
31:49
SPEAKER_01: Sammy wants a drinky.
31:51
SPEAKER_01: Sarah, they're making me cry.
31:53
SPEAKER_01: Sarah's my ex-wife and she's the bartender.
31:56
SPEAKER_03: No, no, walk in.
31:57
SPEAKER_03: No, walk in.
31:58
SPEAKER_03: Get on set.
31:59
SPEAKER_03: Vulnerability is amazing.
32:01
SPEAKER_01: Amazing.
32:03
SPEAKER_02: Watch your head.
32:04
SPEAKER_02: She knows her way around a set.
32:06
SPEAKER_02: Well, let's take a little break and then we'll have drinks.
32:08
SPEAKER_02: We'll come back.
32:08
SPEAKER_03: Are you sure?
32:09
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
32:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's do it.
32:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because Mike.
32:11
SPEAKER_03: We'll be right back.
32:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:19
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
32:20
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna reinstall on camera.
32:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
32:23
unknown: Oh my god.
32:24
SPEAKER_01: Nail tech.
32:24
SPEAKER_03: We're like terrified.
32:25
SPEAKER_03: We're like, oh my god.
32:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like there's so much.
32:28
SPEAKER_01: Listeners and viewers, I guess.
32:29
SPEAKER_01: You do a glas uh a dot of glue on the nail and then on the fake nail.
32:34
SPEAKER_01: So it's like glue glue kiss.
32:36
SPEAKER_01: But if you just did he did glue on one side, so they pop.
32:40
SPEAKER_04: This doesn't make sense to me.
32:43
SPEAKER_04: We're gonna do you next.
32:45
SPEAKER_04: Don't worry.
32:46
SPEAKER_04: This doesn't make sense to me.
32:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you need a full set.
32:49
SPEAKER_04: I actually had to glue my uh fridge door handle earlier today.
32:52
SPEAKER_04: That's true.
32:53
SPEAKER_01: Is this the same thing?
32:54
SPEAKER_01: That's drag.
32:54
SPEAKER_01: That is.
32:55
SPEAKER_01: That's drag.
32:56
SPEAKER_01: Drag is valid.
32:56
SPEAKER_01: You are valid.
32:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
32:57
SPEAKER_01: All drag is valid.
32:59
SPEAKER_01: What kind of glue did you use?
33:00
SPEAKER_01: This I'm really interested, actually.
33:02
SPEAKER_01: I think you actually would really love this.
33:03
SPEAKER_04: It's it's actually a really good green bottle something.
33:06
SPEAKER_04: Green bottle.
33:07
SPEAKER_04: I want to say it was like Baba.
33:08
SPEAKER_04: Dry Duko something.
33:11
SPEAKER_04: It was Duko.
33:12
SPEAKER_03: Duko Duko!
33:13
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Duko Duko.
33:15
SPEAKER_01: Danny Zuko.
33:17
SPEAKER_03: So, did you guys want to get into what our problems are?
33:19
SPEAKER_03: What we're talking about.
33:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because we asked who are you wearing?
33:22
SPEAKER_01: What is your problem?
33:22
SPEAKER_01: But no, no problems here.
33:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, I well we kind of touched on a problem.
33:28
SPEAKER_01: We touched on a problem earlier.
33:30
SPEAKER_01: Slight identity crisis.
33:31
SPEAKER_01: And what's your problem?
33:32
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm dealing with medical issues.
33:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I know.
33:37
SPEAKER_01: Looking at me, oh my god.
33:39
SPEAKER_01: Wait.
33:41
SPEAKER_01: Um, no, seriously, that's crazy and scary.
33:44
SPEAKER_01: And I actually got really worried.
33:45
SPEAKER_01: You did.
33:46
SPEAKER_01: I did.
33:47
SPEAKER_01: I got really worried.
33:48
SPEAKER_01: We were both very sweet.
33:49
SPEAKER_01: We're both very sweet.
33:49
SPEAKER_01: Because like I texted you for like a rehearsal space rack, which is like embarrassing.
33:54
SPEAKER_01: But I was like, where did you whatever?
33:56
SPEAKER_01: And then I was like, and also how are you doing?
33:57
SPEAKER_01: And you were like, uh, not good.
34:01
SPEAKER_01: You're like, how do I say this?
34:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm bleeding internally.
34:02
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, okay, I love you.
34:05
SPEAKER_01: Goodbye.
34:06
SPEAKER_04: Bye.
34:07
SPEAKER_01: Bye forever.
34:08
SPEAKER_04: But that's Sam's vibe.
34:09
SPEAKER_04: Like, he doesn't want, he doesn't want anyone to like visit.
34:11
SPEAKER_04: He doesn't want, like, he he just like wants to like go through a private level.
34:13
SPEAKER_03: There's also no tasteful way to be ill.
34:16
SPEAKER_03: Right.
34:17
SPEAKER_03: Because you feel crazy.
34:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:18
SPEAKER_03: Because if you're like, come visit me or I'll fucking kill you.
34:21
SPEAKER_03: Right.
34:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:22
SPEAKER_03: You go fuck me for just because you're in the hospital.
34:24
SPEAKER_03: Come visit me or I'll die.
34:25
SPEAKER_03: And if you're like, okay, well, no one talked to me.
34:27
SPEAKER_03: I'm not posting about this at all.
34:28
SPEAKER_03: People are like, why didn't you say anything?
34:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:31
SPEAKER_03: There's no like tactful way to do it.
34:33
SPEAKER_04: Well, you did an amazing photo shoot.
34:35
SPEAKER_01: You did.
34:35
SPEAKER_01: That was beautiful.
34:37
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
34:37
SPEAKER_01: It was giving caffeine, which is this thing I've said for a while.
34:40
SPEAKER_01: It's like uh, it's a it's a look, it's a feeling.
34:44
SPEAKER_01: Look.
34:44
SPEAKER_01: Caffeine is like scrubbed face, like no makeup, like I'm messy, I look like shit, but I'm gorgeous.
34:50
SPEAKER_01: And that's definitely giving that.
34:51
SPEAKER_01: It was giving caffeine.
34:53
SPEAKER_01: How does caffeine?
34:54
SPEAKER_01: Do you but you don't mean the drug caffeine?
34:56
SPEAKER_01: No.
34:56
SPEAKER_01: No.
34:58
SPEAKER_01: I mean the aesthetic.
35:00
SPEAKER_01: But this you named it.
35:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:02
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
35:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:03
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
35:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:04
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
35:05
SPEAKER_01: But do you kinda do you know what I kind of mean though?
35:07
SPEAKER_01: It's like scrubbed.
35:08
SPEAKER_01: No, it's so what a Yes.
35:11
SPEAKER_01: I don't know about that.
35:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
35:13
SPEAKER_01: I guess, I guess.
35:14
SPEAKER_01: We haven't.
35:15
SPEAKER_02: I can't.
35:16
SPEAKER_02: I've always struggled with uh nailing caffeine.
35:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's hard.
35:19
SPEAKER_02: We don't I don't know.
35:21
SPEAKER_02: How long has caffeine been a bad thing?
35:22
SPEAKER_01: I've been trying to make it happen for years.
35:25
SPEAKER_01: And no one gets it or talks to me.
35:28
SPEAKER_03: No, there was one day when I woke up and I was like, wait, I could just do a little photo shoot.
35:32
SPEAKER_03: Like, what else am I doing?
35:33
SPEAKER_03: I'm like stuck here.
35:34
SPEAKER_01: Were you at Mount Sinai in in the city?
35:36
SPEAKER_01: I was at Wyckoff Heights in just way.
35:38
SPEAKER_03: How was that?
35:39
SPEAKER_03: Scary.
35:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
35:40
SPEAKER_03: Did I tell I my roommate when I first got there?
35:43
SPEAKER_03: That's crazy.
35:43
SPEAKER_03: You had a roommate.
35:44
SPEAKER_03: He was well, you had a roommate the whole time, but two different roommates.
35:47
SPEAKER_03: But the first one was like two?
35:49
SPEAKER_03: Two.
35:49
SPEAKER_03: The first one was like, um, where do you live?
35:52
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, oh, these are my cross streets.
35:54
SPEAKER_03: And then he was like, oh my God, I used to have a spot there.
35:56
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, oh, what do you mean?
35:59
SPEAKER_03: He's like, uh-uh, that's where I sold heroin.
36:01
SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh, oh, cool.
36:04
SPEAKER_02: And pride in your work, I guess.
36:05
SPEAKER_02: Like.
36:06
SPEAKER_03: And then he was like, so you're in here for meth?
36:08
SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh no.
36:10
SPEAKER_02: He's like, because this room is huge.
36:12
SPEAKER_02: A lot of meth turn over here.
36:14
SPEAKER_03: I couldn't tell.
36:14
SPEAKER_03: I was like, first of all, one, it's like, you're just calling me gay.
36:18
SPEAKER_03: But in like drug, you're being like fag.
36:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:21
SPEAKER_03: Well, because meth is gay.
36:22
SPEAKER_03: Meth is kind of party and play.
36:24
SPEAKER_03: Or tea and play.
36:25
SPEAKER_03: T, that's the tea.
36:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:27
SPEAKER_03: Just so innocent.
36:28
SPEAKER_03: The tea of and then the other thing was also.
36:30
SPEAKER_03: Does meth make you really horny?
36:32
SPEAKER_03: Or is he calling me skinny?
36:34
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, or is he calling me bad teeth?
36:36
SPEAKER_04: Well, well, he couldn't really see you, and he wasn't really paying attention.
36:40
SPEAKER_03: That's true.
36:40
SPEAKER_03: So it must have been gay.
36:42
SPEAKER_03: He couldn't see you?
36:43
SPEAKER_01: He couldn't see you.
36:43
SPEAKER_03: It was curtain closed.
36:45
SPEAKER_01: And you guys were having small talk?
36:46
SPEAKER_01: He he was talking to the talk.
36:48
SPEAKER_01: I was literally talking to me about Bao.
36:52
SPEAKER_01: It was like not small talk at all.
36:54
SPEAKER_01: That behind a curtain that is brutal.
36:57
SPEAKER_04: I feel like both of your roommates kind of like, and I don't like I don't know their stories.
37:01
SPEAKER_04: Do we call it roommate?
37:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
37:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
37:03
SPEAKER_04: Well, I don't know what else they were.
37:04
SPEAKER_04: What else would it be?
37:05
SPEAKER_02: I don't I don't know.
37:06
SPEAKER_04: We're sharing a room.
37:07
SPEAKER_04: Patience?
37:08
SPEAKER_04: Cellmate?
37:09
SPEAKER_04: Cellmate?
37:10
SPEAKER_04: I mean, it was giving jail.
37:11
SPEAKER_04: That place was giving.
37:12
SPEAKER_04: Well, you're just not allowed to do any big jail.
37:14
SPEAKER_04: Like they were just like, you can't leave.
37:15
SPEAKER_04: You can only visit between the hours of 11 and 7.
37:18
SPEAKER_04: And it's just like, I was like, can I like give him his little teddy bear?
37:21
SPEAKER_04: And they're like, literally, no, fuck a what fucking.
37:23
SPEAKER_02: Do you have any like um gay problems?
37:25
SPEAKER_02: Because like you're not married and you're not related.
37:27
SPEAKER_02: You know, actually, not really.
37:29
SPEAKER_04: We were worried about it.
37:30
SPEAKER_04: But I was worried about it, but they didn't have like I just had to, I had to like, I use the word partner a lot.
37:35
SPEAKER_04: I'm his partner.
37:35
SPEAKER_04: We kept his partner, yeah.
37:37
SPEAKER_04: I'm his partner.
37:38
SPEAKER_04: Like, so you're detectives.
37:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
37:40
SPEAKER_03: No.
37:41
SPEAKER_03: We are real estate executives.
37:45
SPEAKER_02: You guys do amazing work gentrifying everything.
37:48
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
37:49
SPEAKER_01: Top to bottom.
37:49
SPEAKER_01: It was probably better that you were in uh where were you at?
37:52
SPEAKER_03: Wake off.
37:53
SPEAKER_01: Wyke off.
37:53
SPEAKER_01: Because I was gonna say, if you're at Mount Sinai like in the Eastville and you pop on the apps, it's torture because you're in a hospital and there's so much trade in that area.
38:01
SPEAKER_01: What?
38:02
SPEAKER_03: I don't think it's torture because all the cock.
38:05
SPEAKER_03: Are you talking about?
38:06
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, doctor, I need more blood.
38:08
SPEAKER_04: I have too many bone areas.
38:09
SPEAKER_01: Well, when I had that sleep study, I like popped on the apps and it was torture because I'm go to sleep.
38:17
SPEAKER_01: That was hell because I I couldn't sleep a wink.
38:20
SPEAKER_01: I was covered in wires.
38:20
SPEAKER_04: I just I you guys no guests, just an entire episode about Angelo's sleep study.
38:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
38:27
SPEAKER_01: That was one of the worst nights of my life.
38:29
SPEAKER_01: I'm a light sleeper and have a little apnea.
38:32
SPEAKER_01: Uh, but I was covered in wires.
38:33
SPEAKER_01: Even my my fucking toe was hooked up.
38:35
SPEAKER_01: I was like, they need to update this.
38:37
SPEAKER_01: I had a purse of wires.
38:39
SPEAKER_01: I couldn't breathe, and I was being watched the whole time.
38:42
SPEAKER_04: Speaking of your drag name, it's this purse of wires, right?
38:45
SPEAKER_04: Purse of wires.
38:47
SPEAKER_01: But wait, the lady buzzed in and was like, she said something like move your hand or whatever.
38:52
SPEAKER_01: And I took it out.
38:54
SPEAKER_01: I had it in my pants, but she meant like the other hand because it was like get squishing the wire.
38:58
SPEAKER_01: So I like embarrassingly was like, ah, yeah, okay.
39:01
SPEAKER_01: Uh some of us sleep with a hand in an inn.
39:04
SPEAKER_01: No, we know, we know, we know that you have to have your hand on your cock to sleep.
39:09
SPEAKER_01: 24-7, yeah.
39:10
SPEAKER_01: I do, I do.
39:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh, like you don't hand in when you're sleeping.
39:14
SPEAKER_02: I put my hand on my chest.
39:15
SPEAKER_02: I wake up with a handprint on my skin.
39:17
SPEAKER_01: Beautiful.
39:18
SPEAKER_01: I like I kind of like seep to me.
39:20
SPEAKER_02: It's like vampire mode in kind of a weird way.
39:22
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
39:22
SPEAKER_04: Wait, yeah, I feel like I've seen you do that.
39:25
SPEAKER_04: I don't I like I don't like not knowing where my arms are gonna be, so I try to like I feel like we literally like in college one time, like, or like when we were living together, it was like what what like walk can you like like sleep on the couch, like his eyes wide open.
39:39
SPEAKER_03: Do you guys remember the when you the last party at your Heart Street apartment?
39:44
SPEAKER_03: Was that the toga party?
39:45
SPEAKER_03: The toga party when we broke down the door in Misha's room.
39:48
SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes, why?
39:50
SPEAKER_01: Because who passed out?
39:50
SPEAKER_03: Because everyone's Misha passed out and everyone's coats were in that bedroom.
39:54
SPEAKER_03: And it was a toga party, so people would take off all their clothes.
39:57
SPEAKER_01: I love how it was not about his like well-being.
39:58
SPEAKER_01: It was like, we need our coats!
40:00
SPEAKER_03: We need our coats big time.
40:02
SPEAKER_04: Also, like like Sam's our dog, Gizmo, was in the room barking his head off.
40:07
SPEAKER_04: You guys like like are having a debate like knocking.
40:10
SPEAKER_04: Should we break down the door?
40:10
SPEAKER_04: Well, we'd like worried about you.
40:12
SPEAKER_04: Well, of course, of course.
40:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, no, no.
40:15
SPEAKER_04: The only person in the wrong here is me.
40:17
SPEAKER_04: But like you guys, you're you're debating like this all this like you're all this like, oh my god, he's probably dead in there.
40:21
SPEAKER_04: Like, what the fuck's going on?
40:22
SPEAKER_04: You break down the door, and like, did you wake up?
40:26
SPEAKER_04: And Misha goes, What?
40:31
SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
40:32
SPEAKER_01: I like was trying to be cool that party, so I like bought some lime green fabric that was like a stretched jersey, being like, eh, toga, whatever.
40:39
SPEAKER_01: But then it ended up being like cachet like gown from the 90s, which maybe you guys don't know cachet.
40:46
SPEAKER_03: I know cachet.
40:47
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I know cache.
40:48
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, I went to prom.
40:50
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
40:51
SPEAKER_01: It was giving that like in a not cool way.
40:53
SPEAKER_01: It was like, oh, I thought I was being like alt and weird, but it was literally like.
40:57
SPEAKER_01: Maybe you tried to gatekeep cachet.
41:00
SPEAKER_02: I gatekeep wet seal, okay?
41:02
SPEAKER_02: Um, should we do a week in gay?
41:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, let's do a week in gay segments that we have on this experiment for the show.
41:09
SPEAKER_02: So a week in gay is where we just recap anything gay.
41:12
SPEAKER_02: Anything gay that happened this week.
41:13
SPEAKER_01: Personal, professional, global, global, even.
41:16
SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
41:19
SPEAKER_02: Closer.
41:20
SPEAKER_02: Alex, we'd love when you chime in.
41:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
41:22
SPEAKER_03: Brown.
41:23
SPEAKER_03: You're horny.
41:25
SPEAKER_02: You're horny.
41:26
SPEAKER_02: What are you doing here?
41:28
SPEAKER_02: What?
41:28
SPEAKER_02: Huh?
41:28
SPEAKER_02: Huh?
41:29
SPEAKER_02: What's up?
41:30
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
41:30
SPEAKER_02: Uh so I I guess like Dualipa is kind of weak and gay.
41:33
SPEAKER_02: Like that came out this week, didn't it?
41:34
SPEAKER_02: Or like last week.
41:35
SPEAKER_02: Why?
41:35
SPEAKER_02: Because she's like a gay icon?
41:36
SPEAKER_02: No, then she has a new single.
41:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but is she a gay icon?
41:39
SPEAKER_01: Not yet.
41:39
SPEAKER_01: She is.
41:40
SPEAKER_01: Well, gay.
41:40
SPEAKER_01: She does like the music.
41:41
SPEAKER_01: She is.
41:42
SPEAKER_01: You love her.
41:42
SPEAKER_01: You love all the new moderns.
41:44
SPEAKER_01: Well, actually, Sam does.
41:45
SPEAKER_01: And you know, that's fair.
41:46
SPEAKER_01: She's a you lover.
41:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:48
SPEAKER_01: What do you think about the video?
41:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
41:50
SPEAKER_02: Maybe it was a little bit lacking.
41:52
SPEAKER_02: I thought it was kind of fun.
41:53
SPEAKER_03: You know, I think what what bothered me about the video, not to be the week and gay, but it's like it could have been really good.
42:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's true.
42:02
SPEAKER_03: And it was like, it's like, especially in a post-rush world, I'm sort of like, if you're hinting at Choreo, I need to see the Choreo.
42:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
42:10
SPEAKER_03: And there was too much editing, and there was there needed to be like one long shot.
42:13
SPEAKER_03: I haven't seen the video yet.
42:14
SPEAKER_03: I yeah, go off.
42:16
SPEAKER_04: Well, I was just gonna say, like it truly, I think it was an editing issue.
42:18
SPEAKER_04: I don't I think they got all they needed.
42:20
SPEAKER_04: It was like an editing thing where they were just like, they were just like cutting around too much, kind of like, uh I don't know, I'm a lazy like this is what music videos should look like.
42:29
SPEAKER_02: It was like and it's like you could have had some like taste with this because you her last era was big, big, big, big, big, and the her music video budget must have been multi-millions of dollars.
42:39
SPEAKER_02: And I feel like she had the same production value on this, but with a different aesthetic, and they don't they didn't completely match for me.
42:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I liked the aesthetic where it's like kind of scrubbed down I like her red hair, I thought that was all cool.
42:52
SPEAKER_02: I like the red hair, I like the book, I just all the dancers had red hair too, I thought that was fun.
42:57
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
42:57
SPEAKER_02: And I I just didn't I didn't like I didn't like the video overall, but I liked the I like the direction it's going in.
43:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
43:05
SPEAKER_04: I liked her swing.
43:06
SPEAKER_04: She's like, I can be moody and kind of like not give a lot.
43:08
SPEAKER_04: And it was like correct, which is what she does all the time.
43:11
SPEAKER_02: She's nailing that.
43:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, she can't give anything.
43:14
SPEAKER_04: Well, I think I think when she fails is when she's trying to be like a little too perky.
43:17
SPEAKER_04: Like when she's like, I'm like, woo!
43:19
SPEAKER_01: How so?
43:20
SPEAKER_04: First of all, she's never failed.
43:22
SPEAKER_01: She's never been perky.
43:25
SPEAKER_03: I think there's something to like I just she's trying to like clap back at the haters that are like she can't dance.
43:33
SPEAKER_02: She did that, it's over.
43:34
SPEAKER_03: And yeah, I think that's over.
43:35
SPEAKER_03: And I think that's what the biggest issue with this is it was like it almost brought up the question again, where it's like, well, can you dance?
43:42
SPEAKER_03: Because there's so much editing.
43:44
SPEAKER_03: And do you have to?
43:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:45
SPEAKER_03: And why should you?
43:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:47
SPEAKER_01: I love that meme where it's like a good thing.
43:49
SPEAKER_01: It's really funny.
43:50
SPEAKER_01: So good.
43:51
SPEAKER_02: Because it's just like But she like she really pushed hard back against that.
43:55
SPEAKER_02: She was like, I'm gonna put in the hours, I'm gonna get better.
43:58
SPEAKER_02: The entire last era was like Her showing off her dancing skills to literally prove she can do more than like the I didn't catch one video or move.
44:06
SPEAKER_04: Okay, well that was incredible.
44:08
SPEAKER_04: I do think the era of like a pop star has to be a great dancer is like over.
44:12
SPEAKER_04: And it's kind of like embrace embrace what you are.
44:14
SPEAKER_03: I actually think this era is.
44:16
SPEAKER_03: I also I hate when I sound so gay guy.
44:19
SPEAKER_02: Go off, gay guy.
44:20
SPEAKER_02: What do you want?
44:20
SPEAKER_02: Gay guy.
44:21
SPEAKER_02: Gay guy, give us the tea, gay guy.
44:23
SPEAKER_03: I think this era is showing that she has actual music taste, and she's like, I like that it's going in sort of a crunchy direction.
44:31
SPEAKER_02: It's very 1998 in a way that I really am enjoying.
44:34
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, she and I think gay guys will rebel because many gay guys don't have taste, but some gay guys do.
44:41
SPEAKER_03: Some well, we remain to be seen.
44:44
SPEAKER_05: You're looking at me.
44:48
SPEAKER_03: This is screaming taste.
44:49
unknown: Screaming!
44:50
SPEAKER_03: This is Balenciaga! But I do think the crunchy, there's like there's a music aesthetic that she's going for that is like good.
45:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:00
SPEAKER_03: That is like trying to blend it with pop is interesting.
45:03
SPEAKER_03: Hmm.
45:04
SPEAKER_03: Agreed.
45:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:06
SPEAKER_05: I don't couldn't say it.
45:08
SPEAKER_05: Couldn't couldn't get it out.
45:11
SPEAKER_01: Um I don't care about the new girlies, but I do respect your taste in music because I like I don't have that.
45:16
SPEAKER_01: Like Rolodex of knowledge and like level of taste.
45:21
SPEAKER_01: And he's he does, you are like musically.
45:23
SPEAKER_01: He does.
45:24
SPEAKER_01: He does music.
45:25
SPEAKER_01: He does music.
45:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:28
SPEAKER_02: You do do music.
45:29
SPEAKER_02: You do.
45:30
SPEAKER_02: Isn't that so nice of the music?
45:31
SPEAKER_02: I know.
45:31
SPEAKER_02: I wish I had fair.
45:33
SPEAKER_02: We should uh have the guests get their nails done while they're here.
45:37
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that would be that's a good idea.
45:38
SPEAKER_01: That would be Yeah, a little more production, a little more.
45:41
SPEAKER_02: Alex, take a note increase the production value.
45:43
SPEAKER_02: We're really phoning it in.
45:44
SPEAKER_01: People say when you put a wig on, you transform, but for me it's these.
45:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:48
SPEAKER_01: I don't care about a wig.
45:49
SPEAKER_01: It's like whatever.
45:49
SPEAKER_01: I've had one on since I've got to be.
45:51
SPEAKER_01: If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing what?
45:54
SPEAKER_01: I always wear a white nail, like a chubby square chiclet nails.
45:58
SPEAKER_01: I know.
45:58
SPEAKER_01: Chicklets.
46:00
SPEAKER_04: Oh, actually, I would love if you guys just like put gum on my nails.
46:03
SPEAKER_03: Wait, Misha, I have a question.
46:04
SPEAKER_01: Can we come on your nails?
46:05
SPEAKER_03: Not to be the host, but please.
46:06
SPEAKER_03: Be the host.
46:07
SPEAKER_03: Someone has to.
46:08
SPEAKER_03: Have you ever worn nails?
46:10
SPEAKER_01: No.
46:11
SPEAKER_01: Not that I remember.
46:12
SPEAKER_01: I'd have to wait.
46:13
SPEAKER_01: Have you painted your nails?
46:14
SPEAKER_01: Have you ever painted your nails?
46:15
SPEAKER_01: You would remember.
46:17
SPEAKER_04: This is one of those things.
46:18
SPEAKER_04: I feel like there might have been like a Halloween where I like was like, oh, I have nails for like a second and then like forgot about it because I blacked out.
46:23
SPEAKER_04: And then you didn't go out, you went to bed.
46:24
SPEAKER_04: You're like, anyway.
46:27
SPEAKER_01: I have nails.
46:28
SPEAKER_01: Happy Halloween.
46:31
SPEAKER_01: You gave out candy that year, didn't you?
46:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
46:35
SPEAKER_01: No, I probably haven't done nails.
46:36
SPEAKER_04: I don't even I I think I've definitely painted my nails a little bit.
46:38
SPEAKER_04: They're transformative.
46:39
SPEAKER_04: But you don't remember it.
46:40
SPEAKER_04: You blacked out.
46:41
SPEAKER_04: I think I remember having to like, you know, nail polish remove nails at one point.
46:45
SPEAKER_04: I've never had uh press-on nails on.
46:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh nails.
46:48
SPEAKER_02: No.
46:48
SPEAKER_02: I painted.
46:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you'll love it.
46:49
SPEAKER_01: I've never um I went through a nail painting phase.
46:52
SPEAKER_01: I kind of hate when a guy paints their nails.
46:54
SPEAKER_01: It makes me want to throw up.
46:55
SPEAKER_01: And I'm a cross dresser.
46:56
SPEAKER_01: Like go off, express yourself, but like 90% of men I don't think can pull over.
47:01
SPEAKER_01: You're like either press on or don't do it.
47:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, press on or press off on it.
47:05
SPEAKER_01: Because like literally, it's a giant nail bed.
47:08
SPEAKER_02: Right, that's how I feel.
47:09
SPEAKER_02: To me, it's about proportions, and it's like I have huge fingernails and giant hands.
47:14
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's like it's what you do.
47:16
SPEAKER_04: It's like if Gandalf painted their nails.
47:18
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's like his nails.
47:22
SPEAKER_02: Gandalf is not binary.
47:24
SPEAKER_02: I think probably canonically you could make that argument.
47:26
SPEAKER_02: I mean, he is not of this gray and white.
47:29
SPEAKER_02: He's not of this realm.
47:30
SPEAKER_02: He's not of this realm.
47:32
SPEAKER_02: He's not.
47:34
SPEAKER_01: Is he?
47:35
SPEAKER_04: Is he?
47:36
SPEAKER_04: He's not.
47:37
SPEAKER_04: Hi, you guys.
47:38
SPEAKER_01: Gandalf.
47:39
SPEAKER_01: He's not.
47:40
SPEAKER_04: I'll talk about Gandalf.
47:41
SPEAKER_04: You want me to talk about Gandalf?
47:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, do you guys have a Gandalf uh segment?
47:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and now it's the Gandalf segment.
47:47
SPEAKER_03: So who's your Gandalf and what are you Gandalfing?
47:49
SPEAKER_05: Are you Ganoth the Gray or Gandalf the Grey?
47:52
SPEAKER_01: Wait, actually, that's a great question.
47:54
SPEAKER_01: Are you Gandalf the Gray or Gandalf?
47:56
SPEAKER_01: No, white.
47:57
SPEAKER_01: Gandalf the White.
47:58
SPEAKER_01: Wait, is it?
47:59
SPEAKER_01: Ganoth the Gray.
48:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's Gandalf.
48:01
SPEAKER_01: Ganoth the White.
48:02
SPEAKER_03: Gandalf the White Woman.
48:04
SPEAKER_04: You're Gandalf the White.
48:05
SPEAKER_04: I'm Gandalf the Grey, and you're Gandalf the White.
48:07
SPEAKER_03: I think we're both Gandalf the Gray, to be honest.
48:09
SPEAKER_01: Why am I Ganoth the White?
48:11
SPEAKER_01: She's more done.
48:12
SPEAKER_01: She got blown.
48:14
SPEAKER_04: She found a flat iron.
48:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
48:16
SPEAKER_04: And you're not of the people.
48:17
SPEAKER_04: Genof the White's not of the people.
48:19
SPEAKER_03: No, he's not made for this world.
48:21
SPEAKER_01: Do I look like J-Lo?
48:22
SPEAKER_01: I just gave a face to it.
48:23
SPEAKER_01: I'm like.
48:24
SPEAKER_02: You felt J Lo in your own reactions.
48:26
SPEAKER_01: I was like, well, you know, in the get right video when she's like 100 characters, uh-huh.
48:30
SPEAKER_01: And at the end she's like an albino clown to like some little girl in the club.
48:35
SPEAKER_01: She brings her like little sister and she's like, hey, I'm babysitting, but I I need this gig, so lay low, okay?
48:42
SPEAKER_01: And then she DJs, and then at the end it ends there's this weird shot of her like brows, like you know.
48:50
SPEAKER_04: I think you actually need to be out of drag to do that impression.
48:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
48:54
SPEAKER_03: No, I felt it.
48:56
SPEAKER_03: I want to say something, which is that you being in like full drag, I keep feeling like we're doing like we're in the midst of a drag race challenge.
49:05
SPEAKER_03: Like where it's like it's like host this week you're hosting a podcast.
49:11
SPEAKER_01: A fake podcast.
49:12
SPEAKER_01: Drag us.
49:13
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
49:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's giving amateur hours.
49:16
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no.
49:17
SPEAKER_03: It's more because it's just like this doesn't need to be happening.
49:23
SPEAKER_02: It's yeah, no one's gonna ask for this.
49:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:25
SPEAKER_01: But there's something we bought a we bought a podcast.
49:28
SPEAKER_01: We bought a podcast.
49:29
SPEAKER_02: We bought a couch.
49:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, we bought a couch.
49:31
SPEAKER_01: You can yeah, we bought a couch.
49:33
SPEAKER_01: We bought another couch.
49:34
SPEAKER_03: But that's not meant to be um a drag.
49:36
SPEAKER_03: It's more of a it's a funny thing.
49:38
SPEAKER_01: You're like, it's not a compliment, but it's uh what's the opposite of compliment, but not that bad.
49:43
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
49:45
SPEAKER_02: It's a truth.
49:46
SPEAKER_02: Wicking gay, we never got there.
49:47
SPEAKER_02: We said Dualipa, and then we got him off the rails as always.
49:50
SPEAKER_01: Wicked, I was talking about Wicked earlier, and I'm not a theater gay, but I it's the 20th, 20-year anniversary.
49:55
SPEAKER_01: Do you guys care about Wicked?
49:56
SPEAKER_01: No.
49:56
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
49:59
SPEAKER_01: I was trying to say earlier when you were talking about like shit on the battle.
50:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, her battle cry, which is so humiliating at the end.
50:04
SPEAKER_01: Have you ever seen Wicked Cry?
50:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know what you're doing.
50:06
SPEAKER_03: Well, just me.
50:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
50:10
SPEAKER_01: I love that wicked number.
50:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
50:12
SPEAKER_01: Wicked.
50:14
SPEAKER_01: Well, like her big note is called the battle cry, I guess, which is so embarrassing.
50:18
SPEAKER_01: But um uh in my head on the page, it's oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:27
SPEAKER_01: You know, has anyone seen Wicked?
50:29
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
50:30
SPEAKER_01: No, I know we actually haven't.
50:31
SPEAKER_01: And you haven't either.
50:32
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking about.
50:33
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Jesus Christ.
50:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you know the number.
50:35
SPEAKER_01: No, that's arguably worse.
50:37
SPEAKER_01: Not seeing the musical, but knowing all the numbers.
50:40
SPEAKER_02: I don't know all the numbers.
50:41
SPEAKER_02: I know that one.
50:41
SPEAKER_04: Oh, when we went to a single Little Mermaid and you were like, actually, um, she's actually doing the highest note that's ever been done for this.
50:48
SPEAKER_04: Me?
50:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
50:49
SPEAKER_04: I said that?
50:50
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
50:50
SPEAKER_04: About Wicked?
50:51
SPEAKER_04: No, no, about Little Mermaid.
50:52
SPEAKER_04: I didn't say that.
50:53
SPEAKER_04: I didn't say that.
50:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you were bringing it up.
50:55
SPEAKER_01: You were bringing up like she's actually I was so sad I couldn't see with you guys.
51:00
SPEAKER_01: Where were you?
51:01
SPEAKER_01: I was in Rhode Island.
51:01
SPEAKER_01: I was like subletting.
51:02
SPEAKER_02: I was commenting on her choices.
51:04
SPEAKER_02: I wasn't commenting on I wasn't making like a like a detailed analysis of like every version of the song.
51:10
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, am I conflating with a YouTube video?
51:12
SPEAKER_04: Maybe.
51:13
SPEAKER_04: To me, you're just YouTube.
51:14
SPEAKER_04: No, thank you.
51:16
SPEAKER_04: No.
51:17
SPEAKER_04: Literally, I'm so glad you did that actually.
51:20
SPEAKER_04: What?
51:20
SPEAKER_04: What are you talking about?
51:21
SPEAKER_04: Just because I was gonna make fun of you for being like, does anyone want my vape?
51:23
SPEAKER_04: That used that was gonna be my like catchphrase.
51:25
SPEAKER_01: No one ever wants it.
51:26
SPEAKER_01: It's like, am I a bad person?
51:28
SPEAKER_01: Am I a bad person?
51:30
SPEAKER_01: No, you're not a bad person.
51:32
SPEAKER_01: You're a bad person.
51:33
SPEAKER_04: You're a bad person out of drag, but in drag, you're just revolutionary.
51:37
SPEAKER_04: You're empowering the JLo.
51:39
SPEAKER_01: Like, it's not like it'll never land.
51:41
SPEAKER_02: Every time we get together, we um rather than podcasting, we come up with like a new brand or like uh uh business to start.
51:48
SPEAKER_02: And one of them is little novelty vapes, like an Angela was like, oh, like a miniature Bible.
51:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, wouldn't this be funny if it was a little Bible?
51:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that would be funny.
51:56
SPEAKER_02: That you can suck.
51:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh, and I told you guys this backstage, but my billion dollar idea.
52:01
SPEAKER_02: This is brilliant.
52:02
SPEAKER_03: Is a I'm willing to crowdsource this because it's eye-binding.
52:07
SPEAKER_02: First of all, own it if you say it on our podcast.
52:09
SPEAKER_03: I don't believe in profit.
52:11
SPEAKER_03: I just want this product to exist.
52:12
SPEAKER_03: I want a cigarette that has no nicotine and has caffeine.
52:17
SPEAKER_03: I want a cold brew cigarette.
52:19
SPEAKER_03: That's genius.
52:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
52:20
SPEAKER_02: And it comes in a brown package.
52:21
SPEAKER_03: Can you imagine?
52:22
SPEAKER_03: That'd be amazing.
52:23
SPEAKER_03: It would be perfect.
52:24
SPEAKER_03: I mean, this would be a little nicotine, though.
52:26
SPEAKER_03: The war on drugs, give us a caffeine cigarette.
52:29
SPEAKER_03: I'll never need cocaine again in my life.
52:31
SPEAKER_03: Ever.
52:31
SPEAKER_04: Well, this would this would be the next pandemic.
52:33
SPEAKER_04: It's like 8,000 children die a day from smoking nicotine.
52:37
SPEAKER_04: Sam's cigarette.
52:38
SPEAKER_03: From Sam's amazing cigarette.
52:40
SPEAKER_03: From Sam's culotta cigarette.
52:42
SPEAKER_03: A cold mercy.
52:43
SPEAKER_03: They have a culotta version.
52:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they could be Kahua.
52:46
SPEAKER_03: Kahlua.
52:47
SPEAKER_03: Imagine you're outside and you're like, fuck.
52:49
SPEAKER_03: Like That'd be so that'd be amazing.
52:52
SPEAKER_04: You're probably just describing some sort of drug that we don't do.
52:55
SPEAKER_01: Meth.
52:56
SPEAKER_01: Meth.
52:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
52:57
SPEAKER_01: Would you do meth?
52:58
SPEAKER_01: No.
52:59
SPEAKER_01: No.
52:59
SPEAKER_01: Well, no.
53:02
SPEAKER_01: I know.
53:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, okay.
53:03
SPEAKER_01: I'll try anything.
53:04
SPEAKER_01: I'm not a cook, but I am a meth.
53:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're a cook.
53:08
SPEAKER_01: Honey.
53:09
SPEAKER_01: You'd be cooking those drugs.
53:11
SPEAKER_02: Anything else gay happened this week?
53:13
SPEAKER_02: Or is it been not a very winter isn't very gay in general.
53:15
SPEAKER_02: No, Troy Savannah had a lot of.
53:16
SPEAKER_02: Although Christmas is kind of gay.
53:17
SPEAKER_01: Troy Savannah had that video he came out on drag.
53:19
SPEAKER_01: That's a hundred years ago.
53:20
SPEAKER_01: That was 100 years ago.
53:21
SPEAKER_03: Oh week can be anything.
53:22
SPEAKER_03: I cruised my gym.
53:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh personal gay.
53:25
SPEAKER_01: That's personal.
53:26
SPEAKER_01: I love personal gay.
53:27
SPEAKER_01: That happened this week.
53:28
SPEAKER_01: And it was cruising.
53:31
SPEAKER_01: Cruisy?
53:32
SPEAKER_01: Just for once you cruise it or you're always cruising it.
53:35
SPEAKER_03: You bought a speedo shirt.
53:37
SPEAKER_03: Well, I joined a new I joined a gym with a pool for the winter.
53:42
SPEAKER_03: I love your uh I'm addicted to joining new gyms.
53:45
SPEAKER_03: Sam Sam migrates around the city trying new gyms.
53:47
SPEAKER_01: Promoting this other gym, and now you're switched.
53:49
SPEAKER_04: And I'm out.
53:50
SPEAKER_01: You're out.
53:50
SPEAKER_04: He's out.
53:51
SPEAKER_01: God, I can't.
53:52
SPEAKER_04: Breach a contract.
53:53
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna get in big trouble.
53:55
SPEAKER_03: And Sam also.
53:56
SPEAKER_03: There was a big Steam Room, and I was like, what's the deal?
53:59
SPEAKER_03: And then it was like, oh, people are definitely stroking.
54:02
SPEAKER_03: Really?
54:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
54:03
SPEAKER_03: Where at?
54:04
SPEAKER_03: I can't tell on both like Sam only likes the off-brand gyms.
54:09
SPEAKER_04: He's not uh can I can I just say you're not going to Equinox?
54:12
SPEAKER_04: No.
54:13
SPEAKER_03: Well it's anyone someday.
54:15
SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't even I I I my fantasy is like a high school locker.
54:19
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
54:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
54:20
SPEAKER_03: Like I want like a like you like to I like a little bit of grime.
54:23
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, remember when we almost shot sex is like a sports game in fucking what was it?
54:28
SPEAKER_02: Uh uh sports bar?
54:30
SPEAKER_02: Of course.
54:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
54:31
SPEAKER_02: Gym bar.
54:32
SPEAKER_02: Gym bar in Chelsea.
54:32
SPEAKER_02: That would have been amazing.
54:33
SPEAKER_02: Is that still around?
54:34
SPEAKER_02: It is, yeah.
54:34
SPEAKER_02: It is.
54:36
SPEAKER_02: They didn't let us do it.
54:37
SPEAKER_04: He was so into it when we were there.
54:38
SPEAKER_04: Well, they always have their pizza parties going on or whatever's going on.
54:41
SPEAKER_03: They also never use the they have their bottom floor for listeners and viewers is a locker room set where porn happens.
54:48
SPEAKER_03: Where porn happens.
54:49
SPEAKER_03: But they never have like parties there.
54:52
SPEAKER_02: The mystery of locations in New York, it doesn't make any sense.
54:55
SPEAKER_02: Because like sometimes you can walk in somewhere and be like, hey, can I shoot here?
54:57
SPEAKER_02: They're like, absolutely.
54:58
SPEAKER_02: Come on in, stay all day.
55:00
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't matter.
55:00
SPEAKER_02: Make yourself at home.
55:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
55:02
SPEAKER_02: And other times it's like, there would be no amount of money we could have paid that person to let us shoot in their underground gymnasium.
55:08
SPEAKER_02: And they weren't having it.
55:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they weren't having it.
55:10
SPEAKER_04: We were at Julius yesterday briefly, and like they have all these.
55:14
SPEAKER_02: That's weird.
55:15
SPEAKER_04: I know you were still probably putting on drag for shooting.
55:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
55:18
SPEAKER_04: It takes me 48 hours to look like her.
55:21
SPEAKER_04: But uh it literally does take me that long.
55:23
SPEAKER_04: But they have like all these like photos up of like this movie shot here, this movie shot here.
55:27
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, none of these are gay movies.
55:28
SPEAKER_04: Like, why is this the bar you shoot at?
55:30
SPEAKER_04: Because it looks old.
55:31
SPEAKER_04: It looks old.
55:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
55:32
SPEAKER_02: It's old.
55:32
SPEAKER_02: There are so few actors.
55:34
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't scream gay either.
55:35
SPEAKER_02: And it's by the path.
55:37
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, all those actors famously live in New Jersey.
55:41
SPEAKER_01: Actors, New Jersey.
55:43
SPEAKER_01: Wait, did the cruising lead lead to anything?
55:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
55:48
SPEAKER_01: The hospital.
55:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's what happened.
55:50
SPEAKER_03: No, it was just hospital.
55:52
SPEAKER_01: Did they ever get down to the bottom of that?
55:54
SPEAKER_03: Cruising myself back to the man I used to be.
55:56
SPEAKER_03: That's good.
55:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:57
SPEAKER_03: He's getting back on the horse.
55:58
SPEAKER_01: I love cruising.
56:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
56:00
SPEAKER_03: I mean, it was hot, but it was also like there's something up cruising in a place where it's not allowed, like literally not allowed, is scary.
56:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
56:09
SPEAKER_03: Because people were going for it, but it was sort of like, but is it okay?
56:12
SPEAKER_03: Right.
56:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
56:13
SPEAKER_02: Because also you're like, I just signed up for this gym.
56:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't want to want to get kicked out immediately.
56:17
SPEAKER_03: I also was like, okay, so I have what are my identifiable features?
56:20
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, fuck, I have a mustache.
56:23
SPEAKER_03: Like they're gonna be like, mustache guy.
56:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
56:24
SPEAKER_03: Get him.
56:25
SPEAKER_03: And it's also like, of course the gay guy has a mustache.
56:27
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, that's very predictable.
56:29
SPEAKER_03: And it's also like, but all these other guys are gay too.
56:31
SPEAKER_03: They just don't have the mustache.
56:33
SPEAKER_01: Like, hey, wait a second.
56:36
SPEAKER_01: I um my gym is very straight.
56:38
SPEAKER_01: But it's like for the better because it means I like have to work out.
56:41
SPEAKER_01: Because I'm like constantly like cruising and no one is doing anything.
56:47
SPEAKER_02: So it means I have to like I don't want to exercise, period, and I don't want to exercise around people.
56:52
SPEAKER_01: Can we be lifting buddies soon?
56:53
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
56:53
SPEAKER_01: Can we do it here?
56:54
SPEAKER_01: We're doing everything else here.
56:55
SPEAKER_01: No, do it on, yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:56
SPEAKER_04: No, I don't want to see you exercising.
56:58
SPEAKER_04: No, you guys, you guys are probably at two diamonds right now.
57:00
SPEAKER_04: Two diamonds each, but leaving.
57:02
SPEAKER_01: Bye.
57:04
SPEAKER_04: Is it not allowed?
57:05
SPEAKER_01: No, you can do whatever we want.
57:06
SPEAKER_01: It's your podcast.
57:07
SPEAKER_04: It's your podcast.
57:08
SPEAKER_04: Slash talk shows.
57:09
SPEAKER_04: It is our podcast.
57:10
SPEAKER_01: It's your vape commercial.
57:12
SPEAKER_01: I would love a vape commercial.
57:15
SPEAKER_02: But another one of the brands that we've invented while we were not working is um like a canned cocktail called like cock.
57:22
SPEAKER_02: Like grab a cock.
57:22
SPEAKER_02: Cocks.
57:23
SPEAKER_02: Cocks.
57:23
SPEAKER_02: Grab a cock.
57:25
SPEAKER_02: Grab a cock.
57:25
SPEAKER_02: That's the evolution of Gabier.
57:27
SPEAKER_02: It is, exactly.
57:28
SPEAKER_02: But it's much better.
57:29
SPEAKER_02: Wouldn't you pay$12 for a couple of years?
57:31
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'd rather grab a cock.
57:32
SPEAKER_02: I'd much rather like buy a cock.
57:33
SPEAKER_04: Oh, two cocks?
57:34
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, can have two cocks, please.
57:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's fine.
57:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, thank you.
57:36
SPEAKER_04: I like that.
57:37
SPEAKER_04: It's the era of canned cocktail.
57:38
SPEAKER_02: So we are in a canning plant.
57:41
SPEAKER_04: We are literally for the viewers out there, eight million empty cans out there.
57:48
SPEAKER_04: And we don't know why.
57:49
SPEAKER_04: We don't know why.
57:50
SPEAKER_04: Outside this door.
57:51
SPEAKER_04: And out of diet soda.
57:52
SPEAKER_04: Outside of this beautiful set.
57:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
57:54
SPEAKER_04: And they recycled some of them, but they didn't recycle it.
57:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, everything you see here is recyclable.
58:00
SPEAKER_01: Made of recyclable materials.
58:02
SPEAKER_01: Including this.
58:03
SPEAKER_04: Most of Angelo is recyclable.
58:05
SPEAKER_01: Angelo.
58:06
SPEAKER_02: Angelo.
58:07
SPEAKER_02: Angelo.
58:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, but you guys know that you've landed on that girl, Gina, is your drag name.
58:12
SPEAKER_02: To us, you always have to be.
58:13
SPEAKER_03: Sounds like you're forcing it down his throat.
58:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm like, I better force something down his throat later.
58:18
SPEAKER_02: Hoagie.
58:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
58:20
SPEAKER_02: A hoagie.
58:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
58:22
SPEAKER_01: So skinny.
58:23
SPEAKER_01: I get to blow everyone after this.
58:28
SPEAKER_01: To us?
58:29
SPEAKER_01: I've never blown anyone into that one.
58:33
SPEAKER_04: Angelo has run by so many drag names with us, but the one we just cannot get is Cody Angel.
58:39
SPEAKER_03: I hate that one.
58:39
SPEAKER_04: Cody Angel.
58:41
SPEAKER_04: What do you like about it?
58:42
SPEAKER_05: It's genius.
58:43
SPEAKER_04: What do you like about it?
58:44
SPEAKER_03: It is the perfect encapsulation of Angelo.
58:47
SPEAKER_02: And yet it's like catchy and like it's bizarre.
58:49
SPEAKER_02: But I don't know.
58:50
SPEAKER_02: It's like a simulacrum.
58:52
SPEAKER_02: It's like it references nothing that exists.
58:53
SPEAKER_02: It's like it's.
58:54
SPEAKER_03: I think that's what I like.
58:55
SPEAKER_03: It's Cody Angel.
58:57
SPEAKER_03: Cody Angel.
58:58
SPEAKER_04: It's also just very Angelo, where it just like it doesn't really make any sense, but it does like, it evokes.
59:03
SPEAKER_04: It makes no sense, but it's Cody Angel.
59:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, you know, like Cody like Jody.
59:08
SPEAKER_02: What were you saying?
59:09
SPEAKER_02: Cody like Jody.
59:10
SPEAKER_02: Cody like Jody, I guess that's what you mean.
59:12
SPEAKER_02: The thing that I think.
59:14
SPEAKER_01: It's Cody like Jody and then it happens to be like a double entendre.
59:17
SPEAKER_03: But it does not at all.
59:18
SPEAKER_03: It's not at all a double entendre.
59:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is a little bit because like a Cody Angel, like a cherub, has a little pee.
59:23
SPEAKER_04: I never, I never want you to say Cody like Jody.
59:25
SPEAKER_04: I just want you to be genius about it.
59:27
SPEAKER_04: You think it makes sense, and that is amazing.
59:29
SPEAKER_04: I don't think it makes sense.
59:32
SPEAKER_04: You think caffeine makes sense.
59:33
SPEAKER_01: I do.
59:34
SPEAKER_01: And that makes sense.
59:37
SPEAKER_01: But you know who understood caffeine and was serving it.
59:40
SPEAKER_01: Well, you need you literally need a magazine called Caffeine Cigarette Inventor.
59:44
SPEAKER_02: Oh, a magazine called caffeine would be good.
59:46
SPEAKER_01: Ooh, actually.
59:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm the cover of it.
59:48
SPEAKER_01: Because you're trying to sell the aesthetic.
59:50
SPEAKER_03: You're right.
59:50
SPEAKER_01: Okay, but it's Oprah magazine vibes, and then I'm the cover every issue.
59:53
SPEAKER_01: Caffeine brought to you by Cody.
59:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm like a canoe.
59:55
SPEAKER_01: It's always like Oprah like.
59:56
SPEAKER_01: Downriver.
59:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:58
SPEAKER_01: Is it not?
59:59
SPEAKER_03: Yours is you on meth.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_01: I'll try it.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_01: I'd try it if I do it.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_01: For the cover.
1:00:05
SPEAKER_01: I would do it for the cover.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_01: I'll shoot up.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_01: Shoot up for the cover.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_01: Shoot up, meth.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh, sure.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_03: You'd be able to get it.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_01: If I knew like it was fine.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_01: Cody Angel can be.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_01: Does that mean you jerk off with your dad when you do meth?
1:00:16
SPEAKER_01: Like you get horny?
1:00:16
SPEAKER_03: Do you want to?
1:00:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:00:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:00:19
SPEAKER_01: If I was on meth with my dad, sure.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_02: That's scary and strange.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I guess.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_04: I feel like I feel like we can say 8 million tangents, but like YouTube.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_04: No, this is a really smart conversation.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_04: YouTube has been like trying to feed me this like video of Angelina Jolie fighting with um uh Jay Leno.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_04: And I it's literally been feeding it me.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_04: Physically feeding it to me for no, just like she's on Jay Leno and she just like wants to fight with him about like, you know, my mom's really upset that you called me a um uh oh my god, what is it called when you sleep with your siblings?
1:00:50
SPEAKER_04: Whore incense?
1:00:51
SPEAKER_04: Incest like an incest.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_02: She was kissing her brother all the time.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_02: That was like her thing.
1:00:55
SPEAKER_04: But like she was like on anyway, it's it's it's reminding me of uh Choti trying to uh sleep with her dad.
1:01:01
SPEAKER_01: Her dad on meth.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_01: Only on meth.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_01: Shut up.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_02: When I when I think about Jenny, dad don't sleep with her dad on meth.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_02: I do think of Angelina Jolie and her brother.
1:01:08
SPEAKER_04: Well, and again it's it's like the same like kind of like um palette.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to see Angelina Jolie and Jay Leno ever together in a room.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_01: It actually was a very uncomfortable video.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_01: You guys don't find Jayleno hot?
1:01:20
SPEAKER_01: Do you?
1:01:20
SPEAKER_01: Do you?
1:01:21
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_01: I think Meg the Trainer looks like Jayleno.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_01: No, canceled.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_01: That's actually whatever.
1:01:29
SPEAKER_01: I love that.
1:01:29
SPEAKER_01: That's so fucking cute.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_03: No, she's a listener.
1:01:33
SPEAKER_03: She's your biggest fan.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_01: Meg, we're sorry.
1:01:35
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, Meg.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_01: Meg still come on the couch.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_01: Friend of the couch.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_05: Friend of the couch.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_04: Friend of the couch.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_04: No, Megan Trainer like literally goes into like a cryogenic chamber at the end of every day.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_01: She has no fan base.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_01: It's amazing.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_04: Who is she?
1:01:46
SPEAKER_04: She's a robot.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_01: She's Neppo.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_01: She's married to Neppo from Spy Kids.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_01: Actually, my sister was talking about this because that spy kids uh kid has a huge dick, apparently.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_01: Because Megan the trainer.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_01: Why did we know that?
1:01:57
SPEAKER_01: Is it the Megan the Trainer?
1:01:59
SPEAKER_01: It's not Megan the Trainer.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_01: It's not Megan the other thing.
1:02:01
SPEAKER_03: I thought you knew that was something you had.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_03: I was like, no.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_01: I was like, you're not the trainer and Megan the trainer.
1:02:08
SPEAKER_01: I'm like an amazing name for a brand.
1:02:11
SPEAKER_01: Like if you're a good idea.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_01: I love when like yo, like workout moms are like, you know, like if that's a good thing.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, that's genius.
1:02:21
SPEAKER_01: What is this podcast called?
1:02:22
SPEAKER_01: The Big Gun Touch.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_03: I knew that.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_01: How could you?
1:02:27
SPEAKER_01: I knew that, but it's just say that.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_03: Mesha, that was rude.
1:02:32
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_01: No, actually, it was almost as rude as almost as rude as Mike being like, so what do you do?
1:02:37
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't rude.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't due.
1:02:39
SPEAKER_04: It was how do you introduce it?
1:02:40
SPEAKER_04: No, it wasn't rude.
1:02:41
SPEAKER_04: I just fritzed out.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_04: It wasn't rude.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_01: It wasn't rude, but what I want an ass?
1:02:44
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_01: Girl.
1:02:51
SPEAKER_03: When you think I'm going, girl.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_01: I want to get a Joanne tattoo, but it's not about the album, it's about my nana.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_01: Like, just like Gaga.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_01: So it is about the album.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's her aunt.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_01: And honestly, if you I'm sure you saw Five Two or What would your Joanna Joanne?
1:03:10
SPEAKER_01: What would your Joanne tattoo be?
1:03:12
SPEAKER_01: Just Joanne and script.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_03: Could you have a girl where do you think you're going under it?
1:03:16
SPEAKER_01: Could you?
1:03:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, could you?
1:03:18
SPEAKER_01: You could.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_01: Um but wait, did you see Five Foot Two, the like documentary or whatever?
1:03:23
SPEAKER_01: The premise is like gaggers in pain.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_01: She like talks to her grandmother or whatever.
1:03:29
SPEAKER_02: She does she talks to her actual grandmother, and grandma's like, and they should have cut it.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they should have cut it out.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_01: Grandma's like, I don't care.
1:03:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, literally, they really should have cut that out.
1:03:36
SPEAKER_01: Like an editor should have removed that.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_01: Because the grandmother's like, no one can't, like, no one, you didn't know her.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_01: You didn't know her.
1:03:43
SPEAKER_01: Don't worry about it.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_01: She was like, I know, but it's it's really really.
1:03:47
SPEAKER_01: Isn't this song?
1:03:48
SPEAKER_01: I feel her.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_01: And she's like, It it's been a while, Stephanie.
1:03:53
SPEAKER_03: Move on.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_03: We all have.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_03: She's dead.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_03: That documentary is genius because it's like Gaga had full control.
1:04:01
SPEAKER_03: She could have made herself look incredible, and she was like, I don't want to.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_04: Also, I love that really apologizing to Megan Trainer, who none of us like, and then we're like just like going in on Gaga, who we absolutely worship.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_03: We do a little bit.
1:04:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:04:14
SPEAKER_03: Well, first of all, we're not going in on Gaga.
1:04:16
SPEAKER_03: Second of all, we're not forgiving Megan Trainer.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_02: We'll never forgive her for what she's done.
1:04:20
SPEAKER_03: Megan the Trainer.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_02: Um, should we take a break and come back and do a last segment?
1:04:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_02: Okay, sure.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_01: I like free form, long form.
1:04:30
SPEAKER_02: I know, but you can't just roll forever.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_02: And we're back.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_02: Um so the for our final segment, uh, we play a game called Give Em a Letter.
1:04:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, which I think should be maybe called Alphabet Soupia.
1:04:52
SPEAKER_01: Which is a play on like Alphabet Mafia.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_01: LGBTQ.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_01: Soup, of course.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_02: Why not just call it Alphabet Mafia?
1:05:01
SPEAKER_02: Because I don't know.
1:05:03
SPEAKER_02: Alphabet Supia.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_02: It's Alphabet Supia.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so welcome back to the final segment called Alphabet Supia, wherein we uh assign a letter from the LGBTQIA plus spectrum to uh a random place person place or thing that's straight seeming.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_02: No, no, not straight seeming, just of anything.
1:05:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but they can't be queer already because then we're like relabeling.
1:05:25
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:05:26
SPEAKER_02: We don't we look, yes, things thing things that are outside of the LGBTQ spectrum and we we just sort of pull them in.
1:05:32
SPEAKER_02: We we we call them in and we assign them a letter that we all uh think they're closest to.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_04: What what letters are we dealing with at this point?
1:05:39
SPEAKER_03: L G B T Q I A.
1:05:41
SPEAKER_03: And then plus.
1:05:41
SPEAKER_03: And then the plus sign.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_03: There are more.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_03: If you want to reach into that grab bag.
1:05:47
SPEAKER_03: And it's it's just two spirit.
1:05:48
SPEAKER_03: That's the last one.
1:05:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:05:50
SPEAKER_03: It's just two spirit.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_02: It's the plus.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_02: Um start it off.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_02: Sure, we'll do an easy one.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_02: Let's let's say like let's say this couch.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_02: What do we what do we think she is?
1:06:00
SPEAKER_02: G.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_02: G.
1:06:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:06:02
SPEAKER_03: This is G.
1:06:03
SPEAKER_03: This is like Hell's Kitchen G.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_03: This is like a gay guy.
1:06:06
SPEAKER_02: This is like G, like the drug G.
1:06:07
SPEAKER_02: This is like exactly gay.
1:06:10
SPEAKER_02: This is like muscle G.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_03: I love you.
1:06:12
SPEAKER_03: Well, this G this couch is like, I'm wearing nails.
1:06:17
unknown: I'm crazy.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_03: But other than that, they have like the biggest muscles of all time, the hairiest chest.
1:06:21
SPEAKER_03: They're like so traditionally attractive.
1:06:23
SPEAKER_03: And they're like, but look at my fucking nails.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm such a fucking.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_02: That thing where a guy is a muscle uh like a bodybuilder but wears heels in Instagram photos.
1:06:31
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:06:32
SPEAKER_04: But they're also like those are shoes off G.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_04: They're like, they're like, you don't come into my house with shoes on.
1:06:37
SPEAKER_01: Wait for Halloween, we should all be Alejandro boys.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I love that.
1:06:41
SPEAKER_01: That's like group costume.
1:06:42
SPEAKER_01: Like bowl cuts and like black pumps.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_02: I can almost do it with almost prototypes.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_02: No, we need to get all bowl cut wigs.
1:06:50
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_01: That'd be so funny.
1:06:52
SPEAKER_01: It's time to bring it's time to wrap up.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_01: Halloween needs to come back.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_01: We that's a different episode.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_02: When you when you guys come back, we'll talk about it.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_02: We miss Halloween.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_02: We should have to do it.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_01: One day we'll be the Sex in the City Girls because we kind of are the four.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_01: It's embarrassing.
1:07:05
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's our name of our group chat.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_02: Sex and City Girls.
1:07:07
SPEAKER_04: I say two C Yeah.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_04: I checked again.
1:07:10
SPEAKER_04: Carrie.
1:07:11
SPEAKER_04: Samantha.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_04: I think I think I'm I'm a Charlotte.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_04: Charlotte.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_04: I'm Miranda.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_02: Which I've honestly learned.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_02: I really feel like, and just like that has made me even though they've destroyed her character.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I respect uh Miranda more now for some for some reason.
1:07:28
SPEAKER_02: I love her.
1:07:28
SPEAKER_03: Well, she's living out loud.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_03: She is like the most honest one.
1:07:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_01: She's like the only one who evolved.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_01: Cynthia Nixon can do no wrong.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_01: It makes so much sense that she's like a lesbian now.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_03: I want her to be in like more Marvel movies.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_03: I actually I mean, honestly, yes.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_03: She read for Lady Hulk.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_03: She read.
1:07:49
SPEAKER_03: She read.
1:07:50
SPEAKER_04: For like the character Lady Hulk.
1:07:52
SPEAKER_04: I'm the only person I know who is watching Gilded Age, but she's in that.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_01: She's in that.
1:07:56
SPEAKER_04: I think Steph, who did my dress, is watching.
1:07:59
SPEAKER_01: Sarah?
1:08:00
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
1:08:00
SPEAKER_01: Sarah?
1:08:01
SPEAKER_01: Are you watching Gilded Age?
1:08:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh, she is.
1:08:04
SPEAKER_01: The bartender we cannot name.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_01: No, she's uh.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_03: So wait, what else was the Albut Supia?
1:08:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_03: So the segment?
1:08:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you just have to think of uh literally like a breath.
1:08:21
SPEAKER_03: The breath.
1:08:22
SPEAKER_03: Wait, my course of it.
1:08:25
SPEAKER_03: Because you're losing hair.
1:08:28
SPEAKER_01: I didn't know anyone saw that.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_01: I guess the camera heard it.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_01: I guess the camera catches everything.
1:08:34
SPEAKER_01: It wasn't subtle.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_01: It wasn't the camera that caught it.
1:08:36
SPEAKER_01: It was literally you guys.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_01: I pulled like a top model like Rebecca Cycle 4 when she like No, no, we all know you pulled a Rebecca cycle four.
1:08:47
SPEAKER_01: Shut up.
1:08:49
SPEAKER_01: You wish you could pull a you wish you could pull a Rebecca cycle four.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_01: Do you know what I'm talking about when her eyes roll back as she falls?
1:08:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh, sure.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_01: But I love that.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_01: She's just like.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_01: I think that's a great drag race entrance.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_01: I should just walk in and say my name.
1:09:13
SPEAKER_02: That would be genius.
1:09:14
SPEAKER_02: You literally build like a cable.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_02: Back your head.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_03: Don't tempt her.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_03: But to be fair, it was really funny that you were like, okay, I'll go.
1:09:26
SPEAKER_01: Twizzlers.
1:09:28
SPEAKER_04: Is that your actual Yeah.
1:09:30
SPEAKER_04: Is that your actual prompt?
1:09:31
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna say, should I start?
1:09:32
SPEAKER_01: Because I I said it or no?
1:09:34
SPEAKER_01: Well, let's think on it for a second.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:09:36
SPEAKER_03: Twizzlers.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_03: Digest.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_03: Twizzlers.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go.
1:09:40
SPEAKER_03: Um well it depends.
1:09:44
SPEAKER_03: Uh part of me wants to say T.
1:09:45
SPEAKER_03: Huh, really?
1:09:46
SPEAKER_03: Because but I'm thinking maybe more of pull and peels.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_03: There's something like something so like my gender explosive.
1:09:55
SPEAKER_01: Pull and peel is trans.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, pull and peel is very trans.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_01: I think Twizzlers for me are so bisexual.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they really are.
1:10:04
SPEAKER_02: I can almost argue straight.
1:10:05
SPEAKER_01: I know, but that's kind of like we're not doing that.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_01: We're not fucking that.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_01: A for ally.
1:10:12
SPEAKER_01: Again.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_01: Again, I'm like, we're asexual.
1:10:16
SPEAKER_04: Oh, asexual.
1:10:17
SPEAKER_01: Ace A stands for asexual, not ally.
1:10:19
SPEAKER_01: It can be both.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_01: It can be anything.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_01: Twizzlers can be able to be whatever you want.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_03: All right.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_03: Well, wait, I want to hear what's what why do you think it's straight?
1:10:26
SPEAKER_03: Because like, does anyone like Twizzlers?
1:10:29
SPEAKER_03: T.
1:10:30
SPEAKER_03: And yet, no, this is actually perfect.
1:10:32
SPEAKER_03: Because it's like, does anyone like them and yet they are a mass market thing that everyone has?
1:10:37
SPEAKER_03: Like, this is what it is with like Dave Matthews band, where it's like, we all make jokes, we all make jokes, and it's like, and yet they're selling out stadiums.
1:10:43
SPEAKER_02: Like, you don't, no one is forcing you to like Twizzlers.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_02: You don't have to, you don't have to have Twizzlers.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_04: I think Twizzlers are great.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_04: This this is I I do have to tell the story of I've had multiple recurring dreams of being on a road trip.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_04: I'm literally, no, literally, yeah, with like I'm on a road trip with Dave.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_04: I'm eating Twizzlers, and the Twizzlers don't taste like anything, but I am still so happy to have them.
1:11:04
SPEAKER_04: I keep like eating the Twizzlers, eating Twizzlers.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, why don't they eat that?
1:11:07
SPEAKER_04: Why don't they taste like anything?
1:11:08
SPEAKER_04: Like, this is like what why am I obsessed with these things?
1:11:11
SPEAKER_04: But it's like this is happening I've had this dream literally weird in my life.
1:11:14
SPEAKER_04: That is so strange.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_03: Get the back editing note.
1:11:16
SPEAKER_03: Editing note.
1:11:17
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'm gonna slow zoom.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_03: Al.
1:11:21
SPEAKER_03: I want like pensive and we'll we'll dub it we'll dub it over.
1:11:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:11:27
SPEAKER_03: I want I want strings that at first are beautiful and then become like I love that.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_01: That's like in my rotation on my like Spotify, which is sad.
1:11:36
SPEAKER_04: But having said that, I do think twizzers are by.
1:11:41
SPEAKER_01: First of all, I love that you're like everything tastes like ash.
1:11:46
SPEAKER_04: I didn't say ash, I said nothing.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_01: No, I know, but melancholia, you know.
1:11:50
SPEAKER_01: That was a reference.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_01: Depression.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_04: You're depressed.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, you've seen Melancholia?
1:11:54
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, the one movie you've ever seen.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_04: Well, it's Kirsten, so.
1:11:58
SPEAKER_04: It's Kirsten.
1:11:59
SPEAKER_04: They seem bi to me because they are like they do like they're like so bi.
1:12:03
SPEAKER_04: They're tantalizing, they're like, but they're kind of like they're they're not in any camp.
1:12:07
SPEAKER_04: Well, if we think if we're stuck between bi and straight, can we say they're performatively bi?
1:12:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean I think that's performatively bi.
1:12:14
SPEAKER_01: I think they're actually bi.
1:12:16
SPEAKER_03: But here's okay.
1:12:18
SPEAKER_03: Alex, I'm sorry.
1:12:20
SPEAKER_02: We don't respect bi people.
1:12:21
SPEAKER_02: We have already said we're trying to erase bi psychological in general by the end of the year.
1:12:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:12:25
SPEAKER_03: The biness of them is that it's like there's so much, there's so much um potential.
1:12:32
SPEAKER_03: Like it's like I'm addicted to you.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_03: Like the curves, the the like red, there's so much value that's like, this is so moldable.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_03: And then I and then I take a bite and I'm like, okay, what am I what am I getting?
1:12:42
SPEAKER_03: It tastes like wax.
1:12:43
SPEAKER_01: Why am I getting nothing?
1:12:44
SPEAKER_01: Do you guys know the default flavor?
1:12:46
SPEAKER_01: Like, what's the flavor of strawberry, sherry?
1:12:48
SPEAKER_01: Strawberry, bingo.
1:12:50
SPEAKER_01: Strawberry, strawberry.
1:12:51
SPEAKER_01: I know Twizzless.
1:12:53
SPEAKER_01: Riveting content.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, strawberry, you're in here.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_01: And you know the flavor.
1:12:59
SPEAKER_01: Doesn't sound like it tasted like nothing.
1:13:02
SPEAKER_04: Well, in the dream it did.
1:13:03
SPEAKER_04: It tasted like nothing.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_01: You're like, these should be strawberry.
1:13:06
SPEAKER_04: Also, I've had multiple dreams where they're all rainbow colored.
1:13:09
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:13:09
SPEAKER_04: They make them.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_04: Well, they make them.
1:13:11
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, wait, they do?
1:13:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_04: Well, in this one, they were like, like each like little strand was like, this is meant.
1:13:16
SPEAKER_04: And it's like, but they were all like they were very waxy.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_04: But I love how we like pull in people are trans.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_02: We're all just like, yeah.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, no, we got it.
1:13:23
SPEAKER_02: No, we're not going to be able to stop talking about that.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_02: We know.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_01: All right, someone else go.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_02: We did couch, we did twistlers.
1:13:29
SPEAKER_02: Do a person.
1:13:30
SPEAKER_03: We just say something.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, if you want.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_02: If you want.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_02: Something that's been weighing on your mind that you feel that they need to be categorized, you know, labeled.
1:13:37
SPEAKER_02: If you want.
1:13:38
SPEAKER_02: Straight.
1:13:41
SPEAKER_03: Um, okay, let me think for one moment.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_02: Silence.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_02: Give it to him.
1:13:49
SPEAKER_03: I okay, wait.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_03: Um, slack lining.
1:13:52
SPEAKER_03: What does that mean?
1:13:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, like on the college campus, yeah.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_02: Like, what does that mean?
1:13:56
SPEAKER_04: You like you know, like they they put them between two trees.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_04: It's kind of like a tightrope, but it's bouncy.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_04: But it's but it's loose.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_04: Do you remember Madonna's um Super Bowl halftime show?
1:14:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_04: There was a slack liner while they were doing it.
1:14:07
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
1:14:07
SPEAKER_04: They were already.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_03: Do you remember Super Bowl halftime show?
1:14:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_03: This is the thing that I've been wondering what the sexuality of it is.
1:14:20
SPEAKER_03: I I don't know where it stands.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_01: Well, what's what's straight?
1:14:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what's your what's your what's the well it's I think the first read, of course, is it's straight because it's like college campus, it's like frisbee vibes.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_03: We have to choose things that aren't straight, but yes, but but then it's like, but you're the weirdest person on campus.
1:14:40
SPEAKER_03: Like there has to be something to that.
1:14:43
SPEAKER_04: This isn't this isn't part of the it's it's but it's it's slack line is poly or asexual.
1:14:49
SPEAKER_04: It's poly.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_03: It's poly.
1:14:51
SPEAKER_03: All right, all right, it's poly.
1:14:53
SPEAKER_03: You don't get on that line if you're not a little bit horny.
1:14:56
unknown: True.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_02: True, literally, though.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
1:14:59
SPEAKER_02: You're not doing that for health, you're doing that for like you're advertising your sexual viability somehow.
1:15:03
SPEAKER_01: I can't even get over like the Madonna reference.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, yes, actually, that's the only like time I would know.
1:15:09
SPEAKER_01: Arc of realization.
1:15:10
SPEAKER_02: You're like, yeah.
1:15:12
SPEAKER_02: And that's alphabet soupia for you.
1:15:14
SPEAKER_02: I guess P for poly is in the soup.
1:15:17
SPEAKER_02: Every letter is Tanar!
1:15:21
SPEAKER_03: It's alphabet soupia.
1:15:25
SPEAKER_03: Sorrying out loud.
1:15:27
SPEAKER_01: You know, it's alphabet soupia.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so then Mimi, what do you have to say?
1:15:31
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, did you have a top one?
1:15:32
SPEAKER_02: Or are we gonna go?
1:15:33
SPEAKER_02: A person.
1:15:33
SPEAKER_02: Do a person.
1:15:34
SPEAKER_02: A person?
1:15:35
SPEAKER_01: You had a person.
1:15:36
SPEAKER_01: You said what did you say last time?
1:15:37
SPEAKER_02: I said Julie Andrews.
1:15:39
SPEAKER_01: And I said gay.
1:15:40
SPEAKER_02: And I said I said trans.
1:15:42
SPEAKER_02: And I said guy.
1:15:43
SPEAKER_01: I said guy.
1:15:44
SPEAKER_03: An awesome guy.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_01: He said trans.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_01: I was like gay just because like she's so canonically gay.
1:15:48
SPEAKER_01: But I said trans because I'm like Victor Victoria.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_01: Guy, y'all or guy.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_02: Y'all are guy.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_02: Y'all gay?
1:15:54
SPEAKER_02: Y'all are guy.
1:15:54
SPEAKER_01: I don't think Julie Andrews is trans, but go on.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_02: We already talked about this.
1:15:57
SPEAKER_02: We debated this.
1:15:58
SPEAKER_02: Um I said Victor Victoria.
1:16:00
SPEAKER_02: You said Big Victoria.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_02: Remember that?
1:16:01
SPEAKER_01: Wait, my drag name, okay.
1:16:03
SPEAKER_04: Who's the guy who did um I I want to say Austin.
1:16:06
SPEAKER_04: Is Austin Butler a person?
1:16:07
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:16:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:16:08
SPEAKER_02: He's Elvis.
1:16:08
SPEAKER_02: He played the biggest thing.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_04: That's what I mean.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_04: That's what I mean.
1:16:11
SPEAKER_02: I'm giving him the L.
1:16:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was I was just gonna say that too.
1:16:14
SPEAKER_02: L.
1:16:14
SPEAKER_03: I think that's beautiful.
1:16:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:16:15
SPEAKER_02: Because there's a very, there's a very like performative masculinity.
1:16:19
SPEAKER_02: Not to say the lesbians perform masculinity, blah, blah, blah, blah, but there's something about it that's like there's almost like a drag king energy to uh 100%.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's I'm gonna say L.
1:16:29
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna raise an L to that.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_01: I of course so raise your L.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_03: If you want love and all the right way.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's making me say like pink, and it's like party crasher, panty snatcher, straight man.
1:16:41
SPEAKER_03: That's a lyric.
1:16:42
SPEAKER_03: Well, there's also something to you know to the lesbian stereotype of like the commitment thing too early, where it's like he literally changed his whole voice for years for one role.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's a U-Haul lesbian for Elvis.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_03: And everyone is like, we're fine.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_02: We don't care that much.
1:17:00
SPEAKER_02: You don't need to do this for us.
1:17:02
SPEAKER_02: And he's like, oh wait, wait, oh my god.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_01: Actually, did you guys see Elvis?
1:17:10
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:17:10
SPEAKER_01: God no.
1:17:11
SPEAKER_01: God no.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_03: I have one line.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:17:14
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
1:17:15
SPEAKER_01: Baz Lerman is a tank, and that it's you he's been pumping out steamers for a while, and they're bad.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_01: But I have to say, Elvis was pretty good.
1:17:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's not where I thought you were going.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_01: I have to say he kind of killed it with Elvis.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_01: I mean, Moulin Rouge, genius.
1:17:31
SPEAKER_01: But then you really you didn't finish it.
1:17:34
SPEAKER_03: Well, I could barely get through the first time.
1:17:36
SPEAKER_03: This is annoying.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_03: You gotta think about the time though.
1:17:39
SPEAKER_03: I know it's really hard to put yourself back into the five.
1:17:42
SPEAKER_04: Was it the pandemic I tried to make you watch it?
1:17:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:17:44
SPEAKER_04: And you know, I honestly mean people were dying.
1:17:47
SPEAKER_04: I was actually embarrassed, like trying to show it to Sam.
1:17:50
SPEAKER_04: I was like, oh, this isn't really.
1:17:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so sometimes it really doesn't land.
1:17:53
SPEAKER_04: Because I was like, I was like, I love what you can can't can and then I because I like I like I bought the soundtrack, I bought both the soundtracks.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_04: There was a second one that came out literally like I want to say 10 years after the first one came out.
1:18:05
SPEAKER_04: But it had like all the time.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_04: There's more to say, there's more to sing.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_04: They had like inside songs on them.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_04: And I was and I bought that one.
1:18:12
SPEAKER_04: But it's like I I loved, no, it was like just like songs that weren't released on the first one.
1:18:16
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, Where's that one little tiny song?
1:18:18
SPEAKER_04: And it was like on the second, no, but anyway.
1:18:21
SPEAKER_05: I tried to show it to Sam and it was like made me like when you're going.
1:18:26
SPEAKER_04: And she was killing it.
1:18:28
SPEAKER_04: But no, it was it, it just it wasn't landing.
1:18:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was kind of a bummer.
1:18:32
SPEAKER_04: That sucks.
1:18:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it didn't land.
1:18:33
SPEAKER_04: That makes me scared to ever revisit it.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_04: Well, and it's kind of it's I kind of like those moments where you're kind of like, I have grown beyond this.
1:18:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's nice.
1:18:40
SPEAKER_04: It's nice.
1:18:40
SPEAKER_04: And but it also kind of makes me feel like Moulin Rouge did kind of like hint at something where you're like, it hasn't really been done right yet.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_04: And it's like it kind of gives me a tuberculous story.
1:18:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_04: No, I mean like like the inspiration.
1:18:51
SPEAKER_04: There's no one for that narrative to like really like.
1:18:54
SPEAKER_04: Like that kind of like big musical, like over-the-top kind of like maximalism musical hasn't been done modernly in a good way.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_04: And they were trying to do it, but it's like it hasn't aged well.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_04: But it's like I feel like we could do it.
1:19:07
SPEAKER_04: Us?
1:19:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:19:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, give us a shot.
1:19:08
SPEAKER_04: In this space.
1:19:09
SPEAKER_00: Also.
1:19:10
SPEAKER_04: Can we have a movie, please?
1:19:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we need five minutes.
1:19:13
SPEAKER_01: And a typewriter.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_01: Um alphabet Supia, that airplanes, airplane sound that's like you mean like when like the the buckle up.
1:19:24
SPEAKER_01: You get to unbuckle.
1:19:26
SPEAKER_01: Or but it's also you have to like put on your buckle.
1:19:28
SPEAKER_01: It's I use it a lot.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_04: L G B T Q.
1:19:31
SPEAKER_04: They're like, boom.
1:19:32
SPEAKER_04: Could be T.
1:19:34
SPEAKER_04: I think it's just like antagonistic.
1:19:35
SPEAKER_04: Is that an A?
1:19:36
SPEAKER_03: I think it's like kink.
1:19:38
SPEAKER_03: I think it's K.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_03: I think it's very like it's very um uh sort of like uh you are free now.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_03: Like if you want to take a risk, you can.
1:19:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's domming you.
1:19:50
SPEAKER_03: It's domming you, yeah.
1:19:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, okay.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_01: It's like go.
1:19:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:19:53
SPEAKER_03: Well, it's like you do need to pee.
1:19:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you don't need to pee?
1:19:56
SPEAKER_03: You're allowed to pee.
1:19:57
SPEAKER_03: For the next 30 minutes, you're allowed to pee.
1:19:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, okay.
1:20:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:20:01
SPEAKER_03: I love when that's totally hard.
1:20:03
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, oh yes sir.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_03: And get it out because I'm locking you up at all.
1:20:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:20:09
SPEAKER_02: And there's gonna be turbulence.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, a lot of it.
1:20:12
SPEAKER_03: You won't feel it, but I just trust.
1:20:14
SPEAKER_02: Trust coming.
1:20:15
SPEAKER_02: It's coming.
1:20:16
SPEAKER_02: The anticipation is actually worse than the actual turbulence.
1:20:18
SPEAKER_01: Last time he said um a bug, a punch buggy, like bug.
1:20:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh, a smoking beetle.
1:20:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
1:20:24
SPEAKER_01: And I know the answer to this.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_01: It's like derogatory accidentally, but it's a or like silent.
1:20:35
SPEAKER_02: Or like wow.
1:20:36
SPEAKER_01: It sounds derogatory.
1:20:37
SPEAKER_01: A is not derogatory, but I just mean like it a bug.
1:20:40
SPEAKER_01: I celebrate it.
1:20:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I celebrate it.
1:20:42
SPEAKER_04: Are you saying a like asexual?
1:20:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, not ally.
1:20:46
SPEAKER_01: Mike.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_01: Uh don't you think a punch bug is a?
1:20:51
SPEAKER_01: Wait, why do you say asexual?
1:20:53
SPEAKER_01: I just feel like it is.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_03: My feelings.
1:20:56
SPEAKER_03: My parents had a bug.
1:20:58
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:20:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:21:00
SPEAKER_03: I'm sweating.
1:21:01
SPEAKER_03: They had a bug convertible when I was in high school.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_03: Your mom loves a weird little car.
1:21:07
SPEAKER_03: And my mom got, of course, my mom was like, I need this car.
1:21:10
SPEAKER_03: She was like, I need this car more than I needed anything in my life.
1:21:13
SPEAKER_03: And then she, of course, a year in was like, I don't like this.
1:21:17
SPEAKER_03: And my dad was like, Well, we can't get rid of it.
1:21:19
SPEAKER_03: We don't, we're not rich people.
1:21:21
SPEAKER_03: And so she drove my dad was like, I'll drive the car.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_03: And so he drove the bug.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_03: And I actually found that to be the most LGBTQ plus affirming thing he ever did.
1:21:30
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:21:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, actually.
1:21:31
SPEAKER_03: Because he drove it to the office every day.
1:21:33
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:21:34
SPEAKER_03: And a man driving a bug.
1:21:35
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:21:36
SPEAKER_03: And they and his coworkers would make fun of him.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_03: And he was like, Well, it's a car.
1:21:41
SPEAKER_04: It gets me to point A to point B.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_04: And I was like, You're a legendary.
1:21:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:21:47
SPEAKER_04: Sam's dad's very sweet.
1:21:49
SPEAKER_04: Sam's mom's also very sweet, but she is she's a trend.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_04: But she needs an incredible car.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_04: A mom needs a white Range Rover, doesn't she?
1:21:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I feel like moms will often go for like things.
1:21:59
SPEAKER_02: They want something sporty and small.
1:22:01
SPEAKER_04: When I met Sam's mom, she had a white Jeep and it had eyelashes on it.
1:22:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:22:09
SPEAKER_04: You've been keeping this on the DL.
1:22:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I posted on Instagram.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_04: Also, he makes he it's a it's one of his uh I need even internet jokes.
1:22:16
SPEAKER_03: I have a joke about things that can say faggot, and it's cars with the little eyelash accessories.
1:22:23
SPEAKER_03: They can.
1:22:23
SPEAKER_03: They can, they can.
1:22:25
SPEAKER_03: They are.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_03: I mean the gender fuckery.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_03: Of it all.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_04: Well, I guess I'm wrong in drawing it a.
1:22:31
SPEAKER_04: No, I don't think you're wrong.
1:22:32
SPEAKER_04: It's just like uh Well, it doesn't have lashes on it.
1:22:35
SPEAKER_04: Lash less A.
1:22:36
SPEAKER_04: It's with lashes.
1:22:38
SPEAKER_04: I I have to keep talking about this Jeep.
1:22:40
SPEAKER_04: We were weight queen.
1:22:42
SPEAKER_04: That's in the soupia.
1:22:44
SPEAKER_04: That's in the soup ya for sure.
1:22:46
SPEAKER_04: Just one more story about the Jeep.
1:22:47
SPEAKER_04: We were in the pandemic, we were at Sam's parents' house.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_04: She still had the Jeep.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_04: And Sam and I decided to go to this like gay resort to be like because it was like an outdoor space, and we were like, This will be a fun, weird thing to do.
1:23:00
SPEAKER_04: Because we were literally at his parents' place for like six weeks.
1:23:03
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
1:23:03
SPEAKER_04: And um we were just like, Can we can we take the Jeep?
1:23:06
SPEAKER_04: She was like, take the Jeep.
1:23:07
SPEAKER_04: We took the Jeep up there, and like these like take the Jeep, like 40-year-old gay men, like uh like Midwestern gay men are just like, love the car.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_04: Love that car.
1:23:19
SPEAKER_04: That's an amazing car.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_04: People are warning.
1:23:21
SPEAKER_04: I love this character.
1:23:22
SPEAKER_03: It's my mom's.
1:23:23
SPEAKER_03: Because they were doing it to like try to flirt.
1:23:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:25
SPEAKER_03: And it was like, it's my mom's.
1:23:29
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:23:29
SPEAKER_03: Nice.
1:23:30
SPEAKER_03: It's a gay car.
1:23:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they're like, you don't have to tell us it's my mom's.
1:23:34
SPEAKER_03: She lives 45 minutes like it's not ours.
1:23:37
SPEAKER_03: It's not ours.
1:23:37
SPEAKER_03: We live in New York.
1:23:38
SPEAKER_03: This is all the facade.
1:23:40
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:23:40
SPEAKER_03: It's my mom's, and we need to get it back to work.
1:23:43
SPEAKER_03: And don't talk to us because if we get COVID, it's over.
1:23:47
SPEAKER_03: We're going to be needing to get it back.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_04: It was a gay hotel with a pool.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_04: That's a resort.
1:23:51
SPEAKER_04: A resort could be anything.
1:23:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
1:23:54
SPEAKER_03: Could be anything.
1:23:56
SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's a resort.
1:23:57
SPEAKER_03: I mean, put a pool in here.
1:23:58
SPEAKER_03: This is a resort.
1:23:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:24:00
SPEAKER_02: $3,000 a day.
1:24:01
SPEAKER_02: Whoa.
1:24:02
SPEAKER_02: This needs a pool.
1:24:03
SPEAKER_03: I see your list of people.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_03: They would all pay at least$400 to get in here.
1:24:06
SPEAKER_02: Literally.
1:24:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_02: That should be covered with a curtain.
1:24:10
SPEAKER_02: Well, number zero was me and Alex.
1:24:12
SPEAKER_03: Cut to the chart.
1:24:13
SPEAKER_02: Don't cut to the chart.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_02: Don't ever cut to the chart.
1:24:16
SPEAKER_02: Don't.
1:24:16
SPEAKER_02: I didn't read the chart.
1:24:17
SPEAKER_02: You guys are number one.
1:24:19
SPEAKER_02: Number one.
1:24:20
SPEAKER_02: Our number one girlies.
1:24:21
SPEAKER_02: You're technically number two because we were number one first.
1:24:24
SPEAKER_02: But we're not going to release that.
1:24:26
SPEAKER_01: They are our number.
1:24:27
SPEAKER_01: I know, and I had a cue up to, but whatever.
1:24:29
SPEAKER_02: Maybe put it on Patreon or something.
1:24:31
SPEAKER_02: Are you going to change your outfit every episode?
1:24:32
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
1:24:33
SPEAKER_01: Uh huh.
1:24:33
SPEAKER_01: That's and so am I, actually.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:24:36
SPEAKER_01: As a human.
1:24:37
SPEAKER_01: He's going to change.
1:24:38
SPEAKER_01: Look different.
1:24:38
SPEAKER_01: Do you have the money for that?
1:24:40
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:24:44
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:24:44
SPEAKER_01: But like it's so fun.
1:24:46
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:24:47
SPEAKER_01: You can give us money.
1:24:48
unknown: Oh.
1:24:49
SPEAKER_04: Well, I've got a few diamonds for you.
1:24:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
1:24:52
SPEAKER_01: No, but the it's so fun for me to come up with like talk show looks.
1:24:55
SPEAKER_04: You look great.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_04: This is not a talk.
1:24:57
SPEAKER_04: This is not a talk show look.
1:24:58
SPEAKER_01: No, it's so tasteful.
1:25:01
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a talk show.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a talk show.
1:25:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, um, anyway, any last cunty thoughts before we call it a night?
1:25:09
SPEAKER_03: First of all, aliens are real.
1:25:11
SPEAKER_03: Second of all, Democrats need to jump off a cliff.
1:25:14
SPEAKER_03: Slay.
1:25:16
SPEAKER_03: And um eat your gelatin.
1:25:19
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:25:20
SPEAKER_01: Eat your gelatin, oh my god.
1:25:22
SPEAKER_01: Now that's Randina Spears.
1:25:25
SPEAKER_01: I love you girls.
1:25:26
SPEAKER_01: Love you for coming.
1:25:27
SPEAKER_01: Thanks for coming.
1:25:28
SPEAKER_01: Thanks for being our first guest.
1:25:29
SPEAKER_01: We love you guys.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_01: Thanks for having us.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_01: We just been dying to hang out.
1:25:31
SPEAKER_01: So we just have a podcast.
1:25:33
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:25:33
SPEAKER_01: It says him.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, don't open that guy.
1:25:36
SPEAKER_01: They've been asking.
1:25:37
SPEAKER_01: Now comes out the drama at the very end.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_01: What?
1:25:41
SPEAKER_01: I miss you.
1:25:42
SPEAKER_02: I miss you guys too.
1:25:42
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry I'm so busy.
1:25:44
SPEAKER_01: I have a full-time job.
1:25:45
SPEAKER_01: He's busy, he's busy.
1:25:46
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
1:25:46
SPEAKER_03: I see that.
1:25:49
SPEAKER_01: Well, should we chair his mics?
1:25:51
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:25:51
SPEAKER_05: Oh chairs.
1:25:54
SPEAKER_05: Okay, see you next Tuesday.
1:25:57
SPEAKER_01: See you next Tuesday.