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Bad Nigel! Bad! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay Rich before we play a minute to win
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  Speaker 1: it and Rich, before we hear your story. I want
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  Speaker 1: to follow up with the AI conversation we had. I
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  Speaker 1: just said something about I had read somewhere that your
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  Speaker 1: phone what they expect in ten years would be what
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  Speaker 1: we just talked about, real time language translation.
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  Speaker 2: That's number two on the list.
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  Speaker 1: Samsung, Kyle's phone company as two thousand people for features
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  Speaker 1: they'd like to see their phone do in ten years
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  Speaker 1: in twenty thirty six.
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  Speaker 2: Here's what they came up with.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine if your phone did this anticipating in my thoughts
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  Speaker 1: in auto inserting them without me having to type, you
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  Speaker 1: could literally text your friends without lifting a finger.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that would be dangerous.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I don't think we want that.
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  Speaker 2: We need to edit option first.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty thirty six is going to be really lazy. Take
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  Speaker 1: control of my finances and monthly bill paying. You never
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  Speaker 1: have to sit down and pay your bills again.
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  Speaker 2: Eh. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Three D holograms phones that project holograms so you can
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  Speaker 1: have three D meetings and manipulate objects in three D.
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  Speaker 1: Liked be like, okay, take a look at this and then yeah, also,
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  Speaker 1: this is the number one thing everybody wants in ten years,
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  Speaker 1: last an entire week on a single charge, or even greedier.
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  Speaker 1: Someone said, charging without needing electricity, like it charges through movement.
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  Speaker 3: That'd be pretty cool. Or the sun I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 4: Solar powered cell phones could be cool.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now we're gonna play minute to win it.
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  Speaker 2: We have one thousand dollars of Paticky's money. What's up? Adam?
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  Speaker 5: Hey? What's up? John janysh?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: See we got a thousand bucks, Padhickey from purire for
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  Speaker 1: is given it to us, like back in August.
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  Speaker 3: Broive amazing, well it could.
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  Speaker 2: Be Adam, all right, Adam you ready.
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  Speaker 5: I'm ready.
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  Speaker 3: Sixty seconds on the clock. You gotta get all ten
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  Speaker 3: right in one minute to get your thousand dollars. What
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  Speaker 3: animal can live the longest? A tortoise, a goldfish or
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  Speaker 3: a dog?
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  Speaker 5: Tortoise?
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  Speaker 3: Who is the current Vice President of these United States
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  Speaker 3: of America? Katie Van who sang the hit song Flowers.
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  Speaker 5: Miley Cyrus?
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  Speaker 3: Name is superhero that is part of the Justice League.
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  Speaker 5: Batman?
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  Speaker 3: What car company makes the core Vette.
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  Speaker 5: Chevy?
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  Speaker 3: The song Blinding Lights spent over forty weeks in the
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  Speaker 3: top ten. Who sings it, Oh, blinding lights.
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  Speaker 5: The weekend?
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  Speaker 3: What country invented legos?
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  Speaker 5: Ooh legos uh uh oh country invented legos? Twitch one.
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  Speaker 3: Looking for Denmark?
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  Speaker 1: Denmark?
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  Speaker 3: Denmark?
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  Speaker 2: Does Denmark did they make? Do they make Vovals too?
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  Speaker 3: I think they might.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's sweet and I think, well, I know that
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  Speaker 1: when Lego Land opened up, they had and it was packed.
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  Speaker 1: They had all these parking spaces up front just for Volvos.
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  Speaker 1: If you had a Volvo you could park up there
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  Speaker 1: and then a giant Lego Volvo.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know Volvo olds Legos or Vovo also
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  Speaker 1: made there, but that's what I heard.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, Adam, how far do you get? Payton?
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  Speaker 3: He got six? Right.
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  Speaker 1: You're doing really well, bro. Your delay was blinding lights?
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  Speaker 1: I think when you're like you couldn't did you google it?
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  Speaker 2: Or did you? Did you just come to you?
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  Speaker 5: No? I was I was speaking super hard on that one.
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  Speaker 1: Well, good job, man, but you didn't win. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you brother? All right, Kyle or Peyton or what's
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  Speaker 1: your name?
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  Speaker 2: Rich?
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  Speaker 3: Yep, we're all here. Yeah, we're all hanging out.
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  Speaker 2: What's your what's going on with your step dog?
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if anybody else is dealing with a jealous pet,
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  Speaker 3: like I am dealing with my step dog, Nigel, who
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  Speaker 3: I gotta be honest. When Stacy, my wife, isn't home,
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  Speaker 3: me and Nigel get along fine. He hangs out with me,
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  Speaker 3: but as soon as Stacy is home, he becomes like
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  Speaker 3: the intimacy blocker in every thing. Like I go just yesterday,
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  Speaker 3: I'm standing in the kitchen and Stacy comes home from
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  Speaker 3: work and I go to give her a hug, and
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  Speaker 3: he is literally jumping on my leg, interrupting the hug
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  Speaker 3: like if any Like sometimes I'm working on my little
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  Speaker 3: laptop getting ready for a little radio show, and Stacy'll
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  Speaker 3: come by and she's like, dinner's almost here, and she'll
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  Speaker 3: give me a little kiss on the cheek. He jumps
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  Speaker 3: in the middle. So even it in the evening when
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  Speaker 3: we're going to sleep, it could be a good night
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  Speaker 3: and we're talking. When we're talking real close, he'll jump
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  Speaker 3: right in the middle of us on the bed and
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  Speaker 3: look in my face with his human eyes that like
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  Speaker 3: his eyes are so human. He's staring through my soul
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  Speaker 3: like he knows my browser history okay, and he is
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  Speaker 3: barking at me my face there is no, and she
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  Speaker 3: thinks that's hilarious. So really, do you feel like this
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  Speaker 3: is Nigel defending Stacy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I feel I don't think Nichell probably have
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  Speaker 4: the better relationship.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe Nigel is upset that you're showing Stacy some love. No,
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  Speaker 3: because here's what happened. Here's what I think. Like when
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  Speaker 3: she's home, if there is somebody at the door, she
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  Speaker 3: runs to the door, like I will tell you if
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  Speaker 3: somebody's in the backyard doing something. And then when I'm
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  Speaker 3: home by myself, the doorbell rings and he just looks
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  Speaker 3: and he's like, you're gonna go get it. She's defending
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  Speaker 3: the lady, but she thinks it's so funny, and whatever
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  Speaker 3: momentum that is gonna lead to the good stuff gets
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  Speaker 3: shut down because she's laughing so hard and he's so
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  Speaker 3: passive aggressive. Now that I'll go to fold my clothes,
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  Speaker 3: you know, from the laundry, and I'll fold Stacy's clothes.
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  Speaker 3: I'll stick like her stuff on her side of the
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  Speaker 3: bed in my stuff on my side of the bed.
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  Speaker 3: He'll jump up and roll around in my stuff and
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  Speaker 3: she just laughs, Oh, Nigel's so cute. She thinks that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: But he's stopping the momentum.
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  Speaker 4: He's tell a lot about how much attention that she
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  Speaker 4: gave him before, because the Internet says when a dog
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  Speaker 4: interrupts intimacy, it stems from anxiety, jealousy, or a knee
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  Speaker 4: for attention, and that dog is interpreting that close contact
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  Speaker 4: as a threat or loss of their share of attention
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  Speaker 4: an affection.
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  Speaker 3: See, he's not he's not defending me, and he's.
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  Speaker 4: Barking because he's like, wait, you're forgetting about me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm over here, I need love to Has he been
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  Speaker 1: in the bedroom when you two get really intimate.
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  Speaker 3: No, he's never king. I mean, yeah, I close the door,
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  Speaker 3: but you know what you hear the door.
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  Speaker 1: You guys have never been You've never been doing it
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  Speaker 1: or mess starting and in the room when you start.
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  Speaker 3: If he's in the room, he will jump up on
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  Speaker 3: the bed and stare at me with those human eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so he has seen stuff start to happen.
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  Speaker 3: Seemed just the I'm not gonna let you do that
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  Speaker 3: to my mom anymore, sir. So I tempt him because
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  Speaker 3: he does love a treat. So I'll go outside and
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  Speaker 3: get him like one of these treats that takes most
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  Speaker 3: dogs a half a day to chew on and he'll
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  Speaker 3: finish it like two minutes and be back at the door.
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  Speaker 2: Cut scratchcratch, scratch scratchcratch scratch dogs. Notorious that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: It's not cool, Nigel. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm mom
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  Speaker 3: can't get rid of them.
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  Speaker 4: But maybe maybe instead of like being upset about it,
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  Speaker 4: maybe Nigel needs a girlfriend. Maybe Nigel needs you.
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  Speaker 3: Does have a girlfriend. We call his blanket girlfriend. We're like, Nigel,
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  Speaker 3: go get girlfriend, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Speak of a blanket.
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  Speaker 1: I have the same situation you have, but it's with
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  Speaker 1: my weighted blanket. I have this very heavy weighted blanket
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  Speaker 1: and it's just on me. It's not on my wife.
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  Speaker 1: And if there's ever any kind of possible intimacy, the
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  Speaker 1: blanket is so heavy that we just give up.
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  Speaker 2: It's like if it falls with you, sorry,