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Happy Holidays! · Legally Brunette

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  Speaker 1: Hi, guys, welcome to a new episode of Legally Brunette.
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  Speaker 1: I will be your host Emily Simpson with Shane. We
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  Speaker 1: are going to do a little Christmas mini episode for
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  Speaker 1: you to talk about the holidays. So, Shane Simpson, what
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  Speaker 1: are your plans for the holidays? Do you have different
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  Speaker 1: plans that I have? Do you have plans?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, to spend with a beautiful lady?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? What's her name?
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  Speaker 2: Emily Simpson?
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  Speaker 1: What else are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Stay out of trouble, Shane.
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  Speaker 1: I have to tell you, guys, Shane was wrapping presents
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  Speaker 1: last night.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I always do.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You always rap presents. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think i've ever seen you rap a present before. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what were you rapping? That's what I wanted? Were they
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  Speaker 1: for the kids? Or were they for me?
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  Speaker 2: For the kids? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any Christmas traditions that you do every
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  Speaker 1: year with your family?
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you know?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about like your parents, Like when you
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  Speaker 1: were growing up.
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  Speaker 3: Did you do anything presence on Christmas Eve? Probably because
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  Speaker 3: we nagged our parents so much. Yes, was how we
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  Speaker 3: normally did it, and then it kind of suck because
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  Speaker 3: Christmas morning, you felt like there was nothing going on.
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  Speaker 3: My parents were sleeping in. You wake up, you already
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  Speaker 3: knew what you know. The few presents you had you
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  Speaker 3: already got.
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  Speaker 1: So it was just kind of like, but you did
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  Speaker 1: that every year. So you opened all the presents on
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  Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, correct, and then you woke up on Christmas
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  Speaker 1: Day and you were like, now I have nothing to do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it just felt like a Saturday morning. But you
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  Speaker 3: had you had some toys and stuff. He said on
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  Speaker 3: me to be ungrateful.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember a specific gift that you got as
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  Speaker 1: a kid that was amazing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm told you how many times.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's hear it. What was it? I don't remember
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  Speaker 1: which one it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was the A Team slot car track. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I got it in fourth grade. It was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Is that like the only gift you remember
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  Speaker 1: from your childhood?
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  Speaker 2: No, I remember that.
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  Speaker 3: I remember getting a Nintendo set, and I mean these
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  Speaker 3: are things like I waited like six months for. And
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  Speaker 3: then the other thing I remember I got that was
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  Speaker 3: memorable was I wanted a like an RC car, like
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  Speaker 3: a race car. But I got the car for Christmas,
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  Speaker 3: miss and then I had to wait till June to
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  Speaker 3: get the remote control for my life. So I had
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  Speaker 3: to wait six months. So I built it and I
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  Speaker 3: just stared at it for six months. And when all
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  Speaker 3: my friends were like playing with her race cars, I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: I had to wait till for my birthday. Shane's talk
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  Speaker 3: about patients.
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  Speaker 1: Stories as a kid, Yeah, they're great.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what's yours?
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember anything. Well, we didn't have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money. The only thing I remember is getting My
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  Speaker 1: mom worked at Bank one. Do you remember Bank one?
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't exist anymore. She worked for Bank one, and
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  Speaker 1: I remember in the fifth grade.
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  Speaker 2: She gave me, gave you money.
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't get money. No, she gave me a
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  Speaker 1: Bank one T shirt and an umbrella and that was it.
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  Speaker 1: That was what I got for Christmas. I remember being
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  Speaker 1: so mad and mad ever since, I'm so mad, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and I've been mad ever since. Well, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: did read something on Instagram, because that's where my you know,
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  Speaker 1: that's all your knowledge, That's where all my knowledge comes from. Instagram,
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  Speaker 1: and that's where all my news comes from. But it
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  Speaker 1: it was some type of quote or something. It was
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  Speaker 1: some parenting you know Instagram account that I that I
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  Speaker 1: saw and it said, ask your kids what what they
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  Speaker 1: got for Christmas last year, and they probably can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you a single gift.
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  Speaker 2: Probably not.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why it said you should take your kids
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  Speaker 1: on trips and you should do things that create memories
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  Speaker 1: instead of giving them material things. And that's why this year,
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  Speaker 1: like we didn't buy a lot of things for the kids.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to take a trip. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: Park City after Christmas to go skiing, and then in
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  Speaker 1: February we're going to go to New York City and
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  Speaker 1: we're going to go to some Broadway shows and see
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  Speaker 1: some New York like touristy type of things. But that
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  Speaker 1: was and we were going to do that instead of
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  Speaker 1: giving them like a whole bunch of gifts. Because I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, I think it's better. It makes sense to me.
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  Speaker 1: They don't think I couldn't tell you one thing I
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  Speaker 1: bought them last year. As far as like what I.
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  Speaker 2: Get you last year, I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say, I'm going that's fine, buy me. I'll buy
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  Speaker 1: my own things or just take me on a trip.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I want. And you know what else I
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  Speaker 1: want to ask, what do you think about adults? Buying
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  Speaker 1: gifts for each other because I told you like I
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  Speaker 1: was tired of buying.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, like a husband buying something for his wife.
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  Speaker 1: No, you should buy me something. I'm not talking about that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about like, should I have to buy a
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  Speaker 1: gift for your cousin and your other cousin and your
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  Speaker 1: sister and then your sister buys something from me. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I just feel like, as an almost fifty
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  Speaker 1: year old woman, like I just don't want to do
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  Speaker 1: that anymore. I don't know. Maybe I sound like the Grinch,
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  Speaker 1: but I just I don't want to. You are the Gratch,
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  Speaker 1: I know, but I don't want to. I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want anything.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't. Did you buy your sister something?
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  Speaker 1: No? I didn't. I didn't. You know why I called
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  Speaker 1: her and said, don't buy me anything for Christmas. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to buy you anything. But you know, but
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  Speaker 1: I said, let's just do things together, like we're going
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  Speaker 1: on that horse riding trip for my birthday and she's
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  Speaker 1: coming on that and that was expensive, and we went
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  Speaker 1: to Paris over the summer, so I'm like, let's just
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  Speaker 1: do stuff like that, Like I would rather have trips
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  Speaker 1: and make memories together. You don't have to buy me
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  Speaker 1: a gift card and mail it to me so anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, definitely makes some memories to what are
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  Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on that? Like do you think
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  Speaker 1: I'm just asking the audience? Like do you think that
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  Speaker 1: you get to a certain age where you just shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be exchanging gifts with adults?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it's being full thoughtful things to exchange,
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  Speaker 3: like spending time together or maybe a thoughtful gift. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: it's not so much like a materialistic thing, but it's
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  Speaker 3: something that someone needs or something right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if I saw something and it really reminded
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  Speaker 1: me of you.
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  Speaker 3: I guess solves a problem for them, or it makes
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  Speaker 3: it a little bit easier for them, or they might
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  Speaker 3: get some enjoyment out of it.
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  Speaker 1: But I guess what I don't like is being forced
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  Speaker 1: into buying something for someone just to satisfy, like a
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  Speaker 1: gift exchange type of situation. So I just buy something
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  Speaker 1: and wrap it up and hand it to somebody.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so then I've just described marriage. Yeah, buying someone
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  Speaker 3: a gift just to satisfy them and say there I
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  Speaker 3: did it.
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  Speaker 2: Now leave me alone.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine. You don't have to get me anything for
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  Speaker 1: Grost too late? Oh what did you give me?
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  Speaker 2: Experience?
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  Speaker 1: An experience, the Shane somewhere, the Shane experience.
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  Speaker 2: And Sydney on a trip somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think about the kids? Do they get excited?
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  Speaker 2: Love them? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you love them. But what do you
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  Speaker 1: think they think about holidays? Do you think they get excited?
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  Speaker 3: I think this year they're not very into like the
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  Speaker 3: elf thing isn't as.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we did the elf again. I'm sorry, I'm so
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  Speaker 1: I have to give Shane credit Shane ninety.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to because I do it all.
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  Speaker 1: I know Shane ninety five percent of the time does
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  Speaker 1: the elf on the shelf. I'm over it. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not interested in moving that thing around or making
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  Speaker 1: like elaborate scenes that mess up my kitchen and bathroom
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  Speaker 1: and have flower everywhere and him hanging and I.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think the ELF's is going to be retired
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  Speaker 2: after this year.
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  Speaker 1: I think so too. The boys are ten, almost eleven,
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  Speaker 1: and I think they finally are at that age where
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  Speaker 1: they're they're not as excited. They used to love it, though.
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  Speaker 1: They remember they would wake up every morning and they'd
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  Speaker 1: go downstairs.
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  Speaker 2: They had to.
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  Speaker 1: Wait until everybody was awake, and then they would all
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  Speaker 1: go look for the house.
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  Speaker 2: That was my notice to get up and go downstairs
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  Speaker 2: and move the health.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Shane has a horn on his phone that says
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  Speaker 1: move the elf, and it would go off every night.
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  Speaker 3: Actually it says Christmas just in case they actually, oh,
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  Speaker 3: they saw it.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, right. So do you have any presents that
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  Speaker 1: you're giving to someone that you're excited about?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, am I supposed to do?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Just sometimes I think.
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  Speaker 2: I got my dad a bowling bag and bowling shoes.
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  Speaker 1: You're excited about that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, then we're going to take them to get a
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  Speaker 2: bowling ball.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, how old is your dad?
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  Speaker 2: Eighty? It'll be eighty three and for work.
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  Speaker 1: So Shane's sad is eighty three. And they just started
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  Speaker 1: this new thing that they do weekly that I think
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  Speaker 1: is so cute. They go bowling together on Thursday on
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  Speaker 1: Thursdays every week. And so, so you got your dad
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  Speaker 1: a bowling in a bowling bag.
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  Speaker 2: Then my sister got him like some shirts, I think
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  Speaker 2: bowling shirts.
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  Speaker 1: Where do you get bowling.
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  Speaker 2: Shirts at the bowling pro shop?
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  Speaker 1: Is there a bowling pro Shop.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, really yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And Shane's pretty good at bowling too. I have to
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  Speaker 1: give him credit. Okay, he's all right, he's pretty good. Shane. Actually, Shane,
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  Speaker 1: for someone who never goes to the gym and you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't think was like very athletic at all, he actually
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  Speaker 1: surprises me. Like when we first got married, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: he like skis really well well.
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  Speaker 3: And then the opposite of someone that goes to the
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  Speaker 3: gym all this time, it's always falling apart and can't
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  Speaker 3: lift anything.
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  Speaker 1: So who are you talking about? No One? Anyway, back
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  Speaker 1: to Shane, he's actually very like somewhat athletic and good
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  Speaker 1: at things. So I don't know, it's surprising, Like he
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  Speaker 1: skis really well, he bowls well. You know what we
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  Speaker 1: went on when we went on the iHeart Trip. I
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  Speaker 1: think we went to Tahoe. You played pickleball really well.
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  Speaker 3: Oh all right, you did too, you're yeah, but I
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  Speaker 3: meansted down the door when Keller got was locked in
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  Speaker 3: the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Keller got locked in the bathroom when we went to
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  Speaker 1: Palm Springs, and you did like a one kick and
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  Speaker 1: took the door down. Two kicks, oh, two kicks. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's some surprising things about Shane and that little five
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  Speaker 1: foot seven package over there.
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  Speaker 2: On Judge a book by its cover?
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Is there no true crime in this podcast? No, it's
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  Speaker 2: just some traditions you would like for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: You went at fifty. You want me to start some traditions?
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  Speaker 2: Why there's no rule you had to start when you're younger?
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  Speaker 2: I think, oh, what do you wish you had?
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  Speaker 1: I think we should go to Paris every year. That's
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  Speaker 1: going to be my Christmas tradition going forward. I think
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  Speaker 1: we should spend Christmas in Paris. Can you make that happen?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, that's what I think.
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  Speaker 2: Paris, Texas or Paris, California.
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  Speaker 1: Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris. Yes, that Paris, Yeah, Patti, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's beautiful. We went last year in December at Christmas
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  Speaker 1: time and it was beautiful, except Shane had hives for
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  Speaker 1: the majority of the time. So I did a lot
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  Speaker 1: of things on my own.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what was that about? It stressed me out?
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  Speaker 1: I trust you out in Paris.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. You're trying to get me in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: Then we're gonna got out to the podcasting. You're like
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  Speaker 3: you're so mean to me. No, I promised I wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: say anything negative towards you.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, all right, Well that's our Christmas tradition as
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  Speaker 1: Shane just tries to stay out of trouble. And I
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  Speaker 1: want to go to Paris, so there we are.
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  Speaker 2: No, what's a no? But that's you. What about something
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  Speaker 2: for kids? Like, what do you like? What do we
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  Speaker 2: do on Christmas Eve?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we we play games and we have dinner and
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  Speaker 1: that's really all.
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  Speaker 2: We do, like beer pong or something.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't buy beer pong. I thought she's like.
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  Speaker 3: Give me some red Solo cups and some pung ballsas well.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't involve beer.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's like prizes were in the cups or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then whatever they get it and they can
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  Speaker 1: win a prize.
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  Speaker 2: Or do you get the prices yet?
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  Speaker 1: No, I haven't done anything. Really.
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  Speaker 2: We just put chores in there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do that. Let's put chores in there. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: that would be fun. Yeah, okay, we'll do that. We'll
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  Speaker 1: let you know how that goes. All the kids like that,
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  Speaker 1: and we need to go look at Christmas lights. We
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  Speaker 1: still haven't done that. I have several addresses.
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  Speaker 2: There's Oh yeah, why don't we go tonight?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do that, and I want to take the dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh to look at the Christmas To look at the
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  Speaker 1: Christmas doesn't work.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to bark at the Christmas lights. They will
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  Speaker 2: three kids and three dogs. Yes, yeah, don't forget the cats.
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  Speaker 1: No, cats can't go. Why because cats don't like to
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  Speaker 1: ride in cars, so we're not doing that. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's the end of our many Christmas episode. So
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  Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed our tradition traditions. Thank you for
• 11:51
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  Speaker 1: Chris SMAs.