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Billy the Kidd In the Morning: A lady has an unorthodox method to see if her cleaning crew is actually cleaning! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: DFW. It's time to welcome Welcome Billion, Billie the Kid,
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  Speaker 1: Bury the Kid, Billy.
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  Speaker 2: The Kid in the Morning, starring the one and only
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  Speaker 2: Candice Lopez and producer Poo.
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  Speaker 1: Really a Kid in the Morning's The Incredible.
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  Speaker 2: Life and Lowgolf.
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  Speaker 1: Billy's a Kid in the Morning, Monday. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what day it is.
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  Speaker 3: It's Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: It's makes one on two point nine.
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  Speaker 4: A good morning, Billy the Kid, Candace Lopez, producer Poo.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to January thirty ninth, twenty twenty seven.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody knows what day it is. What's just doing our best.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all we can do.
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  Speaker 4: We're half thought out. I mean we're thought out. But
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  Speaker 4: some close schools are still closed.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I have a list for you coming
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  Speaker 3: up schools that are open and closed. But you know
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  Speaker 3: what I have to say is if I never hear
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  Speaker 3: this sound again, I will be perfectly fine.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a toilet?
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  Speaker 3: That's just the water running running in every bathroom in
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  Speaker 3: the house. It took me so long, you know, trying
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  Speaker 3: to prevent the pipes from freezing over the weekend. Week whatever,
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  Speaker 3: we just experience. But it took me so long to
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  Speaker 3: go and stop going in every bathroom and making sure
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  Speaker 3: things weren't overflowing because it's just a weird sound all
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  Speaker 3: over the house.
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  Speaker 1: Well you were really dripping those things.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah I was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: See, I was just like, I know, you're supposed to
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  Speaker 4: do it more, but I just do like a little
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  Speaker 4: tiny drip.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's all I did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're supposed to do like a stream, they say.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean I did a light stream, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: a decent stream.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, okay with never hear in light stream. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you just don't.
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  Speaker 3: Like setting is a fireplace cracking, And then you got
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  Speaker 3: the water flowing in every bathroom. It just it was
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  Speaker 3: really odd to me. I finally had to shut the
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  Speaker 3: doors to those bathrooms and be like, it's fine, it's
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  Speaker 3: not overflowing. Stop checking this every hour to make sure.
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  Speaker 4: I told the weather gods I would never complain about
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  Speaker 4: summer again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I promise.
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  Speaker 4: Weather God when it summer, I won't complain that it's
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  Speaker 4: one hundred degrees, but I still will.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure your way, Cannus, Well you survived. Everything's good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, everything's good. I make two loaves of bread over
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  Speaker 3: the time off nice. Yeah, so that was good. I
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  Speaker 3: really perfected my bread.
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  Speaker 1: Well, not to mention, you also made your chili.
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  Speaker 3: It didn't make my chili.
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  Speaker 1: And let me just let me just say this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was there when Pooh saw the video.
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  Speaker 1: On your Instagram.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah about the chili, and it's gonna deserve a
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  Speaker 4: whole segment because there was some things that you did
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  Speaker 4: and while you made your chili that he was very unhinged.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well that's why I called it Cantus is Unhinged Kitchen,
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  Speaker 3: so that you were prepared that you were going to
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  Speaker 3: see some things that were unhinged and real about me
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  Speaker 3: and the whole egg facade that you talk about me
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  Speaker 3: being perfect and I do everything the right way, and
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  Speaker 3: I love that you.
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  Speaker 1: Think that was unhinged. That just proves that you are
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  Speaker 1: too perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Because if you think that is unhinged, come to my house.
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  Speaker 1: My house is unhinged. My kitchen is unhinged.
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  Speaker 3: Okay comments because he didn't really comment on the post.
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  Speaker 4: We got to do this on there because Pooh and
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  Speaker 4: I hung out a lot during the ice storm, because well,
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  Speaker 4: just for sanity's sake, we need to get out there
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  Speaker 4: and get on the golf cart and do ridiculous stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm still sore from our sledding adventure. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: We did sledding with anything but a sled and put
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  Speaker 4: it on Instagram. You can go see it at Billy
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  Speaker 4: on the radio. And I had a staple go up
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  Speaker 4: my butt and my right cheek is a little swollen. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Yeah, but just one cheek. Because I was
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  Speaker 4: going down on a table upside down. The table broke
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  Speaker 4: and it was a staple. I slid back and one
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  Speaker 4: of the staples kind of went in my buttocks.
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  Speaker 3: So rough time for you.
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  Speaker 4: It was a rough time, not to mention. Yesterday playing basketball,
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  Speaker 4: I tore my calf muscle again. Yeah. So I'm on
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  Speaker 4: crutches right now, a partial tear, but I can't win.
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  Speaker 4: I was so excited to just get out of the
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  Speaker 4: house and play and do something. So now I'm hobbling
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  Speaker 4: around and that's going to take probably two months to recover.
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  Speaker 1: So awesome, How are you? I'm all right.
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  Speaker 5: I know schools have to be closed to keep everybody safe,
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  Speaker 5: but I got two broke roommates meeting my two kids
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  Speaker 5: that are eating me out of house and home. They
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  Speaker 5: tore through all my groceries yesterday, all in their sleep
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  Speaker 5: right now?
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  Speaker 1: Of course school again today?
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  Speaker 5: No, why why you didn't have school? And I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I will drop them off either.
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  Speaker 1: My son, I'm like, are you not in school today?
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  Speaker 3: It's almost like just open up and if you can
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  Speaker 3: come cool, if not exactly exactly, feed your kids out
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  Speaker 3: of the house first come first, sir.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to all the moms who have literally been
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  Speaker 4: just non stop taking care of kids, trying to manage
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  Speaker 4: it is a thing I was. I was tearing through
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  Speaker 4: my storm snacks the first day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Same, I think I was done with all my snacks
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  Speaker 4: by Saturday morning, right, so right, so yeah, we got
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  Speaker 4: a lot coming up on the show. We got first
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  Speaker 4: callar to the day. If anybody's out, I gotta know
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  Speaker 4: people are they have to be out today?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the roads are dry, well, you know,
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  Speaker 3: most of the roads, the majority, like the main roads
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  Speaker 3: are pretty dry at least for.
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  Speaker 1: They're pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: It's the neighborhoods you get into they might be a little,
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  Speaker 4: i don't know, rough, a little spotty, but still if
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  Speaker 4: you do go slow, yeah, it's gonna be okay. That's
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  Speaker 4: why I'm surprised the buses are now. But when I
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  Speaker 4: was a kid, we had to walk uphill both ways
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  Speaker 4: in snow storms without shoe.
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  Speaker 1: School would come to us top stories on the tents
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  Speaker 1: with Billy's the Kid in the.
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  Speaker 3: Morning only on the new Mixed one or two point nine.
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  Speaker 4: We got a lot going on today. Roads are definitely better,
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  Speaker 4: but still drama. Candice Slowpez, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's back to school for some snow day
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  Speaker 3: number four for others. So Dallas d is closed today,
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  Speaker 3: as is Alan, Frisco, Denton, Plano, and a list of
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  Speaker 3: others open today for Worth, d, Arlington, Carol Grapevine, Collieville,
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  Speaker 3: DeSoto and more. Some schools I know are going for
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  Speaker 3: a delayed start this morning. But I was born and
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  Speaker 3: raised here and I don't ever remember having three, much
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  Speaker 3: less four days off situation.
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  Speaker 1: Never know.
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  Speaker 4: You know what the crazy part is is some of
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  Speaker 4: these schools that are closed today, they gotta go back tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: What's the point of one day? Yeah, just let the
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  Speaker 4: kids have the week off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Getting in the comments on some of this stuff was
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  Speaker 3: really entertaining yesterday just paris, you know, going off, like
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  Speaker 3: just give them the week off. Let's take January off,
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  Speaker 3: we'll see you in August.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it does feel like it has been extra long, though,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's just this storm in particular.
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  Speaker 1: Ye, this feels longer than when we were icing with
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  Speaker 1: no power.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Really, I wasn't here for that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, thankfully we didn't experience the power outages like we
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  Speaker 4: did in twenty twenty one.
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  Speaker 1: But still it's just like, wow, it's you know.
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  Speaker 4: I worry about people's mental health during this, Yeah, because
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  Speaker 4: think I struggle with anxiety and and my son was
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  Speaker 4: not with me during this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's with his mom and just being alone. Thank
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  Speaker 1: god for pooh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my emotion, my emotional support.
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  Speaker 1: Pooh. Yes, he came over and we did ridiculous things.
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  Speaker 4: But you know, people you're alone for that long, I'll
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  Speaker 4: go crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it's hard. Get out of the house. I'll go nuts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it's weird.
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  Speaker 3: So sure, for sure, weather looks good today. We will
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  Speaker 3: be in the upper fifties with another round of Arctic
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  Speaker 3: air dropping us back into the thirties by Saturday. But
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  Speaker 3: this cold front that's coming through will be dry, so
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  Speaker 3: that is the good news.
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  Speaker 4: Well, what happened in that one front they were saying
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  Speaker 4: it was going to round two that was coming in memory.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's tonight, wait tonight and tomorrow that clicks
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  Speaker 3: a cold from it.
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  Speaker 1: Originally there was a whole nother storm.
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  Speaker 3: Coming in next week. Yeah, I don't think it's going
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  Speaker 3: to be as crazy as they thought it was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah goodness. Yeah, like it has reservations, get.
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  Speaker 3: Canceled for Thursday, So enjoy your week next week, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Costco is being sued over It's our Sea, It's rotisserie Chicken?
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  Speaker 1: What? Uh? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: A class action lawsuit accuses them of falsely advertising that
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  Speaker 3: their rotisserie chicken has no preservatives, when in fact, the
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  Speaker 3: lawsuit claims it has two sodium phosphate and karagenin So,
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  Speaker 3: the lawsuit says Costco has cheated customers out of tens,
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  Speaker 3: if not hundreds of millions of dollars with this false advertisement.
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  Speaker 3: Costco says they have removed statements about preservatives and that
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  Speaker 3: they do, in fact use those two ingredients to support
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  Speaker 3: moisture retention, texture, and product consistency during cooking. So, but
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  Speaker 3: they say these ingredients are approved by food safety authorities.
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  Speaker 3: But RC drama, did you expect that today?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't expect some rotisserie chicken drama. Well you can
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  Speaker 4: settle with me out of court for rotisserie chickens.
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  Speaker 1: I will just take.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean at least they're clear, like, yeah, these
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  Speaker 3: things have preservatives.
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  Speaker 1: See, I'm a tom thumb RCI.
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  Speaker 3: You are, Yeah, I've never had the costco RC. I
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  Speaker 3: mean Kroger sprouts.
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  Speaker 4: Sprouts are se is good too, and tom tonge And
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  Speaker 4: you know what the key is is you got to
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  Speaker 4: reach in the back. Yeah, you're that RC in the back.
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  Speaker 4: Don't go get the krusty one that's all burnt up front.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta reach in the back. They're pushing those up front,
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  Speaker 4: trying to get rid of them. And I saw the
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  Speaker 4: lady one time. She looked at me like, how dare
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  Speaker 4: you reach back?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That fresh RC.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, you gotta do what you gotta do out there. Yeah, guys,
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  Speaker 3: take it for what it's worth. But there's a story
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  Speaker 3: going viral that claims Jennifer Lopez is secretly dating Keith Urban.
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  Speaker 3: Not just that, but that they're writing and planning to
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  Speaker 3: recording disk track about their exes together. Come on, this
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  Speaker 3: is about as weird as it was for me at first.
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  Speaker 3: But who knows.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, didn't they work together at some Yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: were on American Idol as ud just together for a while.
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  Speaker 3: But these sources are saying she reached out to Keith
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  Speaker 3: to reconnect after hearing about their divorce, and they're saying
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  Speaker 3: she showed up for him. And listen when people rush
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  Speaker 3: to defend you know, Nicole Kidman his ex wife now
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  Speaker 3: and that that was a big deal for him. But
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: I just feel like, wasn't there drama with him in
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  Speaker 3: one of his like musicians in his band.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, it was a guitar player or something.
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  Speaker 1: Was it he hooking up with a guitar player?
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  Speaker 3: That was the original rumor?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I could see them together. I could kind
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  Speaker 4: of see j Lo and Keith Urban again. Why there's
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  Speaker 4: nothing weird and everything's weird in Hollywood?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't see this. But people are saying, look
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  Speaker 3: look back at the tapes of American Idol, they had chemistry.
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  Speaker 3: There was there close on the show. So I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I'll keep you posted on this. But what a weird song.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, think about a weird couple. Yeah, that would
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  Speaker 4: be a weird song. But think about weird couples.
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  Speaker 1: Look at Blake Shelton and about as weird as that was.
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  Speaker 4: That to me is what the weirdest couple, weirdest celebrity couple.
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  Speaker 1: That's got to be one of them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but now I like it makes sense, Like I
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  Speaker 3: feel like it's normal now and I've just gotten used
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  Speaker 3: to it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like just picture Gwen Stefani in Oklahoma right now, right
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  Speaker 4: sleeping next to Blake Shelton.
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  Speaker 1: It just makes zero sense to me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean things happen. She's she's done with you know,
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  Speaker 3: Orange County or wherever in California she grew up. So
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  Speaker 3: but Oklahoma, Yeah, it's different.
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  Speaker 1: Come to Texas.
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  Speaker 3: I like that. There you go. I'm Kando Slopez. Those
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  Speaker 3: are your Texas top stories.
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  Speaker 1: All right, really realer fake news. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 4: I give you three headlines. One of them is fake.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta tell me which one. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Kansas? Who You're ready? I'm ready?
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  Speaker 4: First headline, there is a cave in Texas filled with cheese.
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  Speaker 1: There is a.
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  Speaker 4: Cave in Texas filled with cheese, headline number one. Headline
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  Speaker 4: number two, applying a male's underarm sweat to a female's
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  Speaker 4: lips is known to help women relax.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what oh god?
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  Speaker 1: Would you let me finish the news?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, that's disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: Applying a male's underarm sweat to a female's lips is
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  Speaker 4: known to help women relax.
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  Speaker 1: Did you cuss down? She'll thank me later.
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  Speaker 4: Headline number three, A man was arrested for publicly getting
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  Speaker 4: it on with his vacuum. A man was arrested for
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  Speaker 4: publicly getting it on with his vacuum.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. You have three headlines. One of
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  Speaker 1: them is fake.
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  Speaker 3: Almost, I'll be honest. Almost. Had you locked me in
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  Speaker 3: after the cheesecave story, I'm not. I didn't really, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. All right? Well, which one do you
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  Speaker 1: want to or do you want to pass the poo
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  Speaker 1: and have him picked first.
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  Speaker 3: To go first? Stories? Today? Lock me in for all three.
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  Speaker 5: You wish, I'm gonna go with them. With that second story,
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  Speaker 5: under our.
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  Speaker 4: Sweat, you don't think that's okay?
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  Speaker 1: Let me lock that in.
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  Speaker 4: You don't think that a man applying his underarmed sweat
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  Speaker 4: to a woman's lips. We'll calm her down. Okay, let
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  Speaker 4: me lock that in. Candice Lopez, you were so good
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  Speaker 4: at this game? Will today be I don't know a
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  Speaker 4: time where you just fail miserably.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't even care. Like, here's my thing today,
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe. I hope that the cheese cave. That
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  Speaker 3: is what I'm saying. So lock me in for that
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  Speaker 3: third story because I just hope it's fake and we'll
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  Speaker 3: see what happens. I don't care if I lose today.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's the fake story. The man arrested for hooking.
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  Speaker 3: They're all fake.
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  Speaker 4: You think they're all fairs? Yeah, would you like to
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  Speaker 4: pull the one time out of a year? Yes, your
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  Speaker 4: card where you can lock it in for every story? Sorry,
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  Speaker 4: it is January thirty seventh, there's no all right, well, never.
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  Speaker 1: Heard that happen. Guess what the fake story is? The
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  Speaker 1: cave of cheese.
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  Speaker 4: So technically they're fortunate you kind of win because you
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  Speaker 4: picked all three.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the winter.
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  Speaker 4: There is no cave in Texas filled with cheese, although
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  Speaker 4: I did see a story about one being in Kentucky
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  Speaker 4: where somebody was hiding cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, right, yeah, and I.
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  Speaker 4: Guess it helps to keep it in a cave, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Like that's my dream. Why can't I be locked in
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  Speaker 4: a winter storm in a cheese cave.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, either way next time.
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  Speaker 1: The other stories, well, I just don't know if you're
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  Speaker 1: ready for him.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Well, well you're gonna have to be cantus. Uh, let's
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  Speaker 4: go with this one first. This guy in Florida. Of course,
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  Speaker 4: last Thursday, he was arrested fifty one year old Florida
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  Speaker 4: man after he walked outside in a residential neighborhood and
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  Speaker 4: got it on with his vacuum.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what else to say about it.
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  Speaker 3: That's the story I don't really want to hear.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know his name?
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  Speaker 4: No, well you're gonna know his name is. His name
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  Speaker 4: is Kevin, Kevin Westerhold. They got multiple calls on nine
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  Speaker 4: one one about this guy. It's not clear whether he
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  Speaker 4: was outside on his own place or at his neighbors,
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  Speaker 4: but he had his vacuum and he was half naked.
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  Speaker 1: Wo he was doing things that nobody should do to
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  Speaker 1: their hoover.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, can you imagine how to call nine to one
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  Speaker 3: one and that's what you're telling them?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would be like, okay, you know what, But
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  Speaker 4: in Florida they're probably like again again, Kevin, really, Kevin, We're.
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  Speaker 3: Aware of the situation.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: So yeah, that is a real story. So there you go.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of vacuum it was. Didn't
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: go in to detop, doesn't matter. I was kind of curious.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Was it a roomba dustbuster? Was it a high class vacuum?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: What was it? Did you just make love to a bistle?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Which one wasn't? Okay? All right?
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Applying to male's underarm sweat to a female's lips is
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: known to help women relax.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: This story is real. What I know.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: Studies from the University of Pennsylvania, Okay, found that underarm
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: sweat can influence women's food and hormone levels. Researchers found
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: that exposure to specific pheromones was associated with reduced tension
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: and measurable hormonal changes, suggesting a subtle chemical effect on
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: emotional state and.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Regulating their menstrual cycle.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, what can.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: This is science?
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I know I'm here for science.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: So if you take a little underarms sweat and put
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: it on your lips, you'll calm down.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, So I think I'll find a better way.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Come on, Eric, I need to hear this fact. Eric,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: please do this tonight. Please when can just gets to
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: trip it? Just do it? Have you been out doing
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: yard work all day. Hey, baby, come here.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: You know what we gotta do. Eric, No, bite your chili.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Then this is.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Get it off your chest.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: We com missed. You'll feel better.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thirty little Secret is on. It's mixed one O
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: two point nine. He like a kid, Candice Lowpez producer.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Pooh.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: It is January thirty ninth. It might be March. At
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: this point, I'm not really sure what.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Day it is. I think it's Thursday. Could be Wednesday.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: No, it's Thursday.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: It is for sure, do you know?
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure?
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, good for your show off.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: All right, if you've got a secret, eight three three
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: seven eight seven one O two nine, all right, Tay,
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: let's just get fast, get it off your chest. You
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: got one good morning, Hey, good morning. We got to
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: know your secret. I'm excited. What's going on?
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: So my secret is I can't really say this out
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: loud to anyone in my real life yet. Okay, but
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I'm dating this woman for about six months and it's
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: like it's getting pretty serious, like meet the family, talk
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: about future kind of stuff.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Good for you, congret. How many? How long? Six months?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: You said? Six months.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, good, well that's yeah, that's pretty quick, but not
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: too crazy.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: What's the issue.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: So there's part of my past she didn't really know about.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Oh no, oh so a few years ago I worked
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: as a male entertainer.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Oh a few years ago.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a few years ago, really recent past until a
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: few years ago.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, maybe you know.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: My producer work at Labert. He worked at a male
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: strip club for many years. He was not a stripper,
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: but he I don't know what he did.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: It's kind of hosted amateur night.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: What did you yeah, he I don't know, did things
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: behind the scenes. No, anyway, did you work at Labert.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not ashamed of it, but I used. I
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: did bachelor party, his birthdays, that kind of stuff, like
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: private event.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you did, like you know, you were doing
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: it for the ladies and doing it for some of
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: you as a.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Cop, and then I was like, oh the cops here.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, let's calm down with your face.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't a day shift or anything.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: You weren't like, okay, now try to lunch special. So
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: you would show up and do you know, your little dance,
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: make some money and leave, And it was over that
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: that had to be a wildlife though.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: It was, it was a lot of money, That's what
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: That's the thing I remember the most about it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, good.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: And paid off. Helped me get ahead and you know,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: let me move to a normal, regular job after that,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: which is what I have now.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: So she doesn't know this, I mean I could see
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: your where you're worry maybe are you worried about it?
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: You or she's gonna judge you.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, she doesn't know who I was back then.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: She just knows who I am now sure, and I
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: don't know if she'll sort of judge me or be
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: insecure or just see me see me differently.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: This is way different for men and women.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you this that much because I feel like
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: if I found out that a girl used to be
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: an entertainer, that's like a big that you dropped on me.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: That like, to me, is I'm looking at you different?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: But whatever?
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. It's like that's a big part of
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: your story. I'm not gonna say I break up, but.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: That takes it.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: It's until you just casually leave that out.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you left that out. But when I feel
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: like it's a guy saying it. I feel like most
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: women would laugh and be like, wait.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: What because a guy doing it feels silly, Hey feel silly,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: don't call him silly. Silly it feels silly, whereas when
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: a woman does it, it feels kind of serious.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: You're right, you know what you are? Right?
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: That's that might be what it is. Like if who
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: gets up on stage and dances, I'm cracking up silly.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: If I get on stage and dance, I'm laughing, Yeah,
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: nobody's like that's hot.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: They're like, what the hell is going on? And how
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: do I get out of here?
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: But when a woman does it, it's it's sexual, it's
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: INTI minutes personal.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's a double standard, but that's what you're worried about.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: You're worried about that she's gonna judge you.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's you know, six months in, I don't
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: know what the point of you know, being withholding is,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: and I think it might be soon. Right, If I
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: don't tell her down the line she finds out, it's
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: that's bad.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: How she gonna find out?
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Well, unless you run into a few clients.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Clients sometimes the truth, I don't know, the truth always
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: finds a way to come out.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I feel like eventually, so.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Why she was just circulating in your head right now?
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna bother you.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: I don't think Candice, you could speak for you know,
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: as a woman with if a guy dropped this bomb
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: on you at six months when you're starting to get
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: serious and he's like, hey, I got to tell you
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: something that I'm and he maybe he kind of frames
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: it as funny. I can't believe I did this, but
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna ahead and get it out there.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Right, what do you do? What do you think again?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: That feels silly. You were very silly for a while
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: and made a lot of money, Like you're done with that.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: It's like it's just different. I don't know.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: So you're laughing at him and you're.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Like, dude, right, hilarious, show me what you did. What
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: was your thing?
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: You move? Well?
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: What was like your you know.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Like not so magic mike?
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Right? Like that s Soun's funny magic mic is funny
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: to me?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Really? Yes, I say, you tell her, just tell the truth.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: You can't lie anymore. Just say it. Why not?
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, unless you add extracurricular activities with the client.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Now that's a different line.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Of work.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I assume that's not what we were talking about.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Maybe, yeah, that wasn't a thing. So then you just
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: went and you're just a retired stripper. Okay, thank you
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: for your service.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: It's Texas Tough stories on the tents with Billy the
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Kid in the.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Morning only on the new Mixed one or two point nine.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Got a lot going on this morning, Candice Lopez, what
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: is up?
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Well? Just what it feels like things are about to
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: start getting back to normal. Another round of closures is
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: expected again on I thirty in downtown Dallas this weekend.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: TEXTA says all lanes of east and westbound I thirty
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: between thirty five E and the forty five to seventy
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: five interchange will be affected starting Friday night, yep, all
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: the way to Monday at five am. Of course, this
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: is part of that eight hundred and eighty eight million
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: dollar Canyon project as they're calling it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Well, what are they doing now to it?
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Well, they didn't tell us last time until it was done, right,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: we realized they were just knocking down that bridge and
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: cleaning it up. So maybe it's another bridge that's gonna disappear.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: This weekend props to them, because last time they made
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: it happen, I thought to myself, there's no way that
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: it's going to be open.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Same and it was.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Open Monday morning. Yeah, got stuff done right wherever that
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: company is. Have them work for the government, right.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Well, they posted a video of it, finally saying this
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: was us like shout out to our teams, blah blah blah,
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: and I comment, I'm like, y'all put a poll in
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: this weekend, like, what's y'all are amazing?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Seriously?
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Can I borrow a couple of you guys because I
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: just could get my life together in a weekend.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: That'd be great.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Seriously. Well, expect delays and detours again this weekend. There
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: and Amazon has announced another round of layoffs. This time,
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: sixteen thousand corporate employees will be affected. This is the
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: second major layoffs since October, when they cut fourteenth thousand
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: and rolls, but after this round of layoffs, this will
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: have impacted ten percent of Amazon's corporate workforce. The company
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: said there will be more layoffs this year, but that
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: the second round will not mark a quote new rhythm
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: of cuts every few months. This announcement didn't say anything
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: about AI replacing workers. But we do know Amazon about
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: to spend one hundred and twenty five billion dollars in
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: these you know, data centers. Yeah, so not good.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Did you see humans?
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: I was just talking about the soft year that Tesla
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: is going to stop producing the S model and the
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: X model. Yeah, so they can ramp up production of robots.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, that is for whatever.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Reason, that is terrifying to be a terminator what I
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: think I've seen this movie. Yeah, you're stopping producing two
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: vehicles so you can ramp up productions of like robots
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: that look like humans.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Right, well, I mean, warn't their sales down for the
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: first time?
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: You like, I will say this, I want one. What
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: you wouldn't get a robot stuff for you wouldn't get
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: a root?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Trust? I don't trust.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: And so asked me the other day, like, well, can
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: I just have a robot clean my room? And I
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: was like, I mean someday, kiddo, probably, I don't know.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: What if they become affordable where you can just have one,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: would you give.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: A like personal assistant? Yeah, like cleaner?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Right, driver does everything for you.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not having a robot drive me.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Tesla already does. Yeah.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: I don't let that happen either, though.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I don't like that self driving cars are going to
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: be everywhere.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean never say never, but right now I'm
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: not into it. Yeah the dishes for me? Yeah, come on,
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: robot guys. The language learning app duel Lingo just debuted
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: a Bad Bunny one oh one ahead of the super
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Bowl to help fans brush up on their Spanish ahead
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: of this big halftime show. Duel Lingo says this is
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: their unofficial halftime show prep.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: So these aren't just like Spanish one level words. There
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: are things like you know, in their little teaser video
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Torque and then they have, you know, their little green
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: owl dressed up like Bad Bunny and he's just like
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: torquing on the screen.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: We have to tell people what work is.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean that's in Spanish. You want to learn
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: the translation they want you to learn, you know some
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: of the words that you might hear in Bad Bunnies performance.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: So how do you see t work in Spanish?
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Pereo?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, So yeah, all right.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: If you want to learn, you know, to get ready,
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: I think that's smart.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: I get my caffort so I can't PreO just one side.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: The Post online popped off. Fans are hoping this class
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: stays online after the performance. There you go. I'm Cannaslopez.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Those are your Texas top stories.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: All right, He's gone for Candas Court and gets settled
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: here with Billy the Kid in the morning.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: A rise for the Honorable Judge Candae Lopez, who has
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: been I don't know, she's been iced over and now
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: she's fought out.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: She's ready for justice.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's makes one on two point nine ability Kid,
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Candaslopez producer poo here were going. If you've got a problem,
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: reach out to her at Candas on Air. On Instagram,
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Is anybody else's Instagram acting up?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: No?
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: You?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, something on my Instagram, Like I'm trying to repost
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: something Candas post hosted and it doesn't even show up
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: that you post anything on my feet. Yeah, So I'm
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: so confused. But Pooves got you and it makes sense.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: So I think something's wrong with Instagram either way. All right, Cannis,
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: this says, help me understand why my mother in law
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: won't accept my boundaries as a new mom. This is
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: my first child, so I know I'm a little sensitive,
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: but we're we finally had guests over to see our newborn,
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: and not only was my mother in law basically hogging
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: the time with my daughter, but she also kissed her
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: on the face multiple times. When I saw it happen
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: the first time, I nudged my husband to go tell
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: her not to do that, and he apparently didn't get
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: it and continued to let her kiss her face again.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: After the second time, I tried to playfully slap his
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: mom's hand to let her know that not okay, And
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: clearly this caused some drama. As you can imagine, I
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: asked her, please do not kiss our baby on the face,
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: and she acted like I was crazy for this request
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: and decided to go home almost immediately. Was I wrong
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: for this because she and my husband are making me
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: think I was?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Okay? Well, there you.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Go, some mother in law drama with the baby. I
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: don't know what protocol is, cannic. It's been a while
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: since I had a child who was a newborn.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: My son is almost fifteen.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mine's almost eight, right, so is this a thing?
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: This doesn't change though? Eight years fifteen years? No, don't
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: kiss babies on the face?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Oh really?
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: I mean when I was a baby, I felt like
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: everybody was kissing me on the face.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: You know, they were squeezing your cheeks. Yeah, your aunt
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: would come over and grab it. Look at that little bit,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: are you Yeah?
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, don't kiss babies on the face, especially like
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: if I ask you not to, Like there's plenty of
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: other ways to show love to the baby. Like that's
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: about you, you know, it's not about the baby.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: She didn't know.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: She didn't ask the baby. She didn't she didn't ask me.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: She didn't ask her to not kiss her on the face.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: She nudged the husband. Let me be real though with that.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: You gotta be more clear. I gotta be honest as
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: a man, we don't know what you're nudging us for,
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: especially if this is first time being a dad. We
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: get nudged and we're like, what I do right? Oh wait,
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I'm supposed to stop my mom in the moment from
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: kissing this.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really your mom.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: You can't do that, And I get caught in across fire.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Between you two.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: It's a tricky subject for sure. I mean that's the
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: worst too, is a first time mom. You don't know
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: and you just want to protect the baby, and you're
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: all sensitive and your hormones are crazy and you're just
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: thinking about nursing. I mean, there's just a lot going
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: on to have the anxiety also of someone kissing your
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: baby on the face. Like, my only job right now
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: is to protect this newborn, my baby and keep it well.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: And then you're gonna throw that in the mix. It's like,
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: but it's.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Stressed slapping the mother in law's hand.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Now, yeah, I don't agree with that, but it's hard
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: when you start to panic.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine reaching across.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Me as a new mom, Like, it's so stressful, you know,
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: and sometimes your emotions just get the best of you. Now,
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: she could apologize for that, but she did say, didn't
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: she ask her please not to kiss the baby on
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: the face?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I think I don't know.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that she said that in the letter.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, mother in la hung at the time. She
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: when I saw it happened the first time, I knowed
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: my husband and tell her not to do that. After
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: the second time, I try to playfully slap his mom's
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: hand to let her know it's not okay, that's not really.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: As she asked her to not kiss the baby, and
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: right that's when she pretty much left, you know, because
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: she felt disrespected by it.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: But it's like, don't slap my hand.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Though, Yeah, no, I agree.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I think you scold grandma.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah you know, but grandma should know because grandma's obviously
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: a mother.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: She should take herself back to.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Being a newborn, you know, a new mom and go, well,
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: I know how you know you're overly sensitive, not saying
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: this is overly Yeah, but I feel like everybody kissed me.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I felt like my mom let me crawl on the ground.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you should at some point. We probably
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: again are a different generation of people. Back in the day,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: everyone just let everybody kiss everybody and do everything.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: But everybody was kissing me and holding me and passing
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: me around. I think my mom let people borrow me.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I think she did.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: I just think it comes down to the mom's preference, right,
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: this is my first baby. Just respect my wishes. I
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: disrespected you, and I'm sorry. You definitely need to apologize
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: for whatever little you know, Tiff, you you got into
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: if you slapped her hand or whatever, but respectfully asking
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: her not to do it. She should respect her wishes.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: But should you say some of your husband say something.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: I know it's his mom, but it's that's very tough
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: to say. He nudge and you go say something, or
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: should you just say, hey, don't kiss, don't kiss the baby.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, you can go tell your mom. I'm a
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: little crazy right now. My wife's a little crazy right now.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Sorry about that all in front of me, in front
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: of me. I don't care what you have to do
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: to get her to not kiss the baby on the face.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Like y'all do that on your own on the side, gotcha.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: You know I was gonna say, don't know.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: That's not in front of me. I don't care what
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: you say to her in the other room.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Can we just take it back to the nineties where
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: I felt like we just did whatever. Yeah, like babies
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: were just crawling around on dirt and we were just
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: licking stuff, and I mean, no crawl around.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: It's it's up to each mom. But like, yeah, they
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: need a little bit of germs. But what if grandma
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: had a cold sore? Didn't know you that's a nasty grandma.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: What grandma just said, I don't know in your body.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: You have to say cold sore?
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Well, what's wrong with that?
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Thursday morning, I've already had a.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Tough twenty vulnerable and Mom's scared she's new and she's
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: not had people around the baby. It's a lot, right,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm a softie, but it's it was a lot
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Let's just put that maybe on the town's floor, yeah,
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: towny small or the Walmart floor.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Some moms are more chill and some are you know
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: that maybe build up some immunity. That's how we survived.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Were doing that tap water and everything. We drank tap water. Yeah,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I drink that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: I drank out of the hose in the summer time
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: a random house, no filter, no filter. That was the
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: first thirty seconds of that water. It was just pure plastic,
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: rus hot, hot, garbage, rubber water.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: But you could handle it. Would you let the baby
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: go out the new barn and drink out at the tap?
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: No? I have another kid, that's what they're doing. I'm
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: taking it back all right. Anyway, I think we have
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: a verdict. Doesn't matter what we think. It matters what
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Cannis Lopez thinks. Yeah, she's the judge and you have
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: a verdict.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just think the grandma is guilty of being
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: a smooching sandy bay on the back of the head,
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: kiss him on the foot. You know somewhere that it's
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: not well, yeah, my grandma's loved the moon on the
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: little toes. There's some cut then curl up and they're
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: just like barely have little toenails.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: She's guilty of being a cold sore Christina. She might,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: she might, all right, guilty of what Cannis.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: She's a smooching Sandy, smooth Jean Sandy.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's such a gramma name. Over the last few days,
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: we've been laughing about some things, and one of the
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: things Cannis did over the weekend is make her famous chilly.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Let you guys making fun of for years.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: At this point, it's just a personal preference, and let's
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: talk about it. Because you post the video on your
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Instagram and feel free to go look at it's at
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Candace on air, at Candas on air. And when I
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: see personal preference, I just don't love beans and.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Chili, okay, And that's your preference. Because a lot of
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: people said, let's go triple bean is elite, you know.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: And then our friend down the hall she made chili
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: last night, posted it, Hey, this is beans. This is
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: where it's at. Look, any chance I get to give
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: my family healthy stuff like beans with fiber, I'm gonna
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: do it?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm glad you feed your family, but
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: why did you put them in the chili? Though?
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: But hold on, Usually it's a Texas thing where there's
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: no beans in chili, right, well, for.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Some people, a lot of Texans apparently do now put
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: beans because we know how healthy they are.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: From what I understand, most Texas chili is not with beans.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: But it's okay, that's not even the problem. So you
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: post the video and I love it because Candis thinks
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: she's unhinged, and if you know Cannas, behind the scenes,
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: she's like perfect, everything's great. Yes, you are true, everything's no.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: You think it's not true, but it is compared to
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: our lives. Your life is perfect. I may hot mess. Yeah,
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: I'm on crutches right now. I can't walk. I tore
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: my calf muscle. Things are all over the place in
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: my house. I'm just trying to fold my laundry. And
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: you think it's unhinged.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Well, because normally, if I'm gonna like film something, I'm
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: gonna like clean everything up, create a set, I'm gonna
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: put makeup on, make sure you know lighting is good
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: and whatever. And I didn't clean the house there's this.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: You know, fire extinguishers are battery charges, like all the
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: things we brought for like, you know, just in case
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: we get you know, no power for weeks.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Wait, you bought a fire extinguisher.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: We brought them in from the garage and they were
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: ready because we'd never used our fireplace either. We always
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: had had a gas fireplace and we've never used it
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: at this house. Right, Okay, So we were just being prepared.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know, people went through some a lot of
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: stuff in twenty twenty one, and I'm like, I'm just
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: gonna be prepared. But anyways, just didn't put makeup on
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: or change clothes. It just went on about making the chili.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Love that filmed it and made a little reality show
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: out of it.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: No, and he did a great job, Eric Scorse, Yeah,
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: a very good job.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Poo came over. Poo came over, and you didn't really
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: give the recipe.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Though it's in the caption.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, well in the video, I'm not reading in the video,
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: I will say this.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Poo came over and we were doing ridiculous things.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: We were sled and we were doing videos on our
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: social media and all that good stuff. And I watched
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: the video with Pooh, and I watched Pooh's face as
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: he watched your video making me chilly, and the judgment
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: was so I'm trying to figure out, Pooh, what disturbed
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: you about this video that you thought was just.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Other than the beans, other than the beans.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Which the beans were going to disturb you. That's the
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: whole point.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Three beans is a lie.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: It is one can.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: That's another thing about this.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: I did use canned beans and things.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: You don't make enough of anything, Yeah, you don't make enough.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: There was Yeah, your family must not eat They don't know.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: We ate one meal. I ate the leftovers the second day.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at that chili and I'm like, what what
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: are the rest of the family gonna eat?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Is it portion control?
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Because I don't know it was a full crock pot.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: No, there's no way it was half a crock poles
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: to added water or something else.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: All Right.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm like, if Poo and I were there were
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: at least having three bowls, definitely would have.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Had to make more if you guys were there, because
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: it's just I'm feeding a seven year old and you
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: eat like a tiny little bowl and be done. Eats
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: mostly crackers.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: What else did you know? Okay? My question to you
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: is the seasonings?
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: Why did you put them in a little Why did
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: you measure them, put them in a bowl.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: And then add them to the thing. Why didn't you
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: just put them in the show?
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: That was for show? Yeah, normally I would just put
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: them right in, but I wanted that overhead shot.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: This was But you say there wasn't enough season? Wasn't
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: enough season? There?
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Had you had a like a a measurer to put
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: adequate in that matter of seasoning?
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Because I know what my kid will eat, and he's seven,
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: and I know if I go two tablespoons of that,
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: it ain't happening.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Was the salt just one? Where was the salt?
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Was there chili powder? Because I didn't know that was?
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Did you read the recipe?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't read because real cooks don't read recipes.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: They know the recipe.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean you had chili pal. What happened
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: to the cinnamon?
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: I didn't put cinnamon. Eric uses cinnamon. When Eric makes it,
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: he puts cinnamon cinnamon.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: All right? What else? When you were brown in the
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: ground beef? Why the ground beef? Poo? Was so mad
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: that you didn't with the onions together.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: I did, I know, why, why not?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: You supposed to brown and ground beef? What about draining
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: the grease too?
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: I know they do drain it, but that's time. I
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: was like, let me try and see. And it was
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: actually pretty good.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Your stomach wasn't hurting. No like grease.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: Woo was so upset when he was watching your video
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: and you could go see it at candas on there.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: He was so mad. He's like, she didn't even drain
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: the grease.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: She didn't always have to drain it. I usually do.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: But I was like, I don't like beans, but you
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: rent the bean?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Why do you have to rent it? Yeah?
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: There can you in the can?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: They got the preservatives and all that. They're already to.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Straight if he rents the beans.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, can I just say Pooh's exact quote. He's
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: not gonna say it, but behind the scenes, Pooh said,
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: this is the whitest chili.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: I've ever Yeah, I'm not using like hole peppers and
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: things like that because my kiddo won't eat it if
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I put al apinos in there or anything. Legit, your
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: chili is fire, poo. You know that if my son
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: would eat your chili. I would. I would make it
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: that way I could.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: I could make some chili for Endzo to take. But
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: you look like you made goulash like I thought you were.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Like, I thought you're.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: Gonna get some some caned corn and just throw the corn.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: In there and put frozen corn in there, because I'm like,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: let's just do it.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with that.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: I thought it was really good and it looked and.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just mad you didn't bring us. Yeah, I really
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: what happened to the wag you?
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: It was the way did you have some wag you
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: beef tips last time when you made it?
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Wa you beef?
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: And that's what it was.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: It was, Yeah, oh, I thought that was.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: You didn't even read the recipe.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: You know what he said after he said this the
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: whitest chili I've ever seen it.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: He said, this looks like Hamburger. Help. It needs more help.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: It's healthy, clean, kid friendly chili.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, but chili is not supposed to be.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Eventually, we'll get it. We'll get there. It's not seven.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Everybody relaxed. No, I like it. I'm gonna have to
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: separate you too. Props to doing it. You did a
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: good job, figure, Candas, I'm just kidding you did you
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: did it? Yeah? Too bad?
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: There was none left for Yeah, I was really wanting
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: some leftovers.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Stop.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a hot TAKEE.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Let us know what you think.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Here's today's hot take, caught Take of the Day on
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: Mixed One on two point nine. Happy Thursday. I think
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: it's Thursday, right, Yes, it is Thursday, Monday. No, it's Thursday.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: It's Billy the Kid, Candice Lopez, producer POOFS. So I
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: saw this and I'm like, Okay, I wonder if this
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: person was justified by quitting their job over something that happened.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: So she cleans, she's a cleaner. I don't know where
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: she cleans. She cleans houses, businesses, whatever. But this woman
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: that she cleans for left one hundred tiny toy rubber
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: ducks scattered around her house to quote make sure the
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: cleaner did a thorough job. So I guess this woman
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: was like, I'm gonna make sure she's cleaning. What I'm
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: gonna do is I'm going to hide these rubber ducks
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: all over the place, and there's one hundred of them,
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: and then she'll have to put them away as she
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: finds them.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: That way, I know she's covered that spot.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: And the cleaner got to about sixty six and was like,
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: you know what, I'm done with this dunk quit the job,
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: walked off. And now people online are going back and forth,
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: is saying is this demeaning or is this is I mean,
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: I think it.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Is true rude. So you're creating a challenge for me
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: in the middle of me cleaning. How am I going
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: to clean good if I'm picking up ducks?
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: It So she managed to find sixty six ducks before
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: having to leave for other jobs, but she decided to
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: end the contract the same day she was done. Or
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: post about the experience when viral and had three point
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: eight million views and one hundred and sixty one thousand likes.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: She said, you should be able to talk to your cleaner,
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: trust that they know their profession, or leave a list
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: of priorities. But one hundred ducks get real?
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Are you pay me by the hour because then I'll
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: pick up the ducks?
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, I mean, but yeah, we are also guilty
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: of doing something like this canvas.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: But do you remember when we did this?
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, but that was that was more of a social experiments.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Do you remember what we did at the radio station
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: is we had a feeling like, for whatever reason, they
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: just weren't vacuuming the studios. Yeah, we felt like that,
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: so we put a cheeto on the ground.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: That was just our way to confirm whether or not
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: the cleaning was happening. Yeah, you know, it wasn't a test.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: The cheeto was there for about two months.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: I was putting it on my Instagram story every day,
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: I'm like, still there, And the Monday it was broken
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: into two pieces, but it was still there.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Maybe they were onto us and they said, you know what,
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: we're just going to keep just lifting the cheeto up
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: and vacuuming under the cheeta.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know it was clean around the gee.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: But does anybody do that kind of test for you
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: know people, I don't know necessarily, like for your cleaners,
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: if you're lucky enough and blessed enough to have cleaners.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you test anybody and do stuff like that?
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: But let's see where you might just like maybe sprinkle
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: a little dirt under the coffee table or you know,
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: put you know, leave something dusty, just to say, to
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: see if that area gets clean.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: I know somebody who does it for their husband. You know,
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: she tests her husband like that. She'll put something out
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: like a little potato chip to see if he actually.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Vague right, you know what it is. It's equivalent to
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: me of have you ever had somebody do this at work?
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: And to me, this is the most demeaning thing you
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: could possibly do in a professional environment.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: One of them. And I hate emails as it is.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: We used to have a boss who would do this
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: at work and it would drive me crazy. They'd send
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: you an important email and then you'd get to the
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: end and it would say, you know, like, if you've
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: made it this far, the keyword is you know.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Ducks, so respond with ducks. So I know you read
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: this email.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: And I would be like, what are you serious? Like
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: they put something in the email so you'd have to
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: read it and then respond to it.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Well, I heard of a boss doing that and saying,
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: if you've if you've made it this far, you get
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: to have the day off tomorrow, still come in to work.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well then you know what.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: I'm never reading all the emails, but even if I
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: read all the way through, I would never respond because
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: I felt like, am I really are we in kindergarten here?
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And granted we are, but that's not the point.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: The point is seriously right, come on.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Really, are we really doing this?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Is that what it takes to get me to be professional?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah? So yeah?
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: I mean what stupid things like we still have to
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: leave notes? Do they treat you like kids at your job?
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Let us know, we at one time had a we
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: had a note a memo go out that and this
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: is so gross that somebody in the men's bathroom was
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: starting a.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Booger collection over the urinal swear. This is a real
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: email that went out to our entire staff.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Whoever start like, Wow, what's the most ridiculous thing that
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: somebody had a senate an email out at your work?
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Let me know, Okay, I would love to hear it.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: We're on THOWD tell us about it. Eight three three
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: what seven eight seven one two nine? Did you have
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: to send an email out for the most ridiculous thing?
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: What email did you get where you're like, really, we're
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: all adults here, right, you know, maybe okay, fine, you
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: have to clean the fridge in the break room, of course.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Right, But if there's a Booger collection adults, get it
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: off your chest to promise you'll feel better.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: Turney Little Secret is on Mix one or two point nine.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: I built a kid Candicelow pants producer phoo one thousand
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: dollars on the way coming up next to get ready
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: for that. And now I just learned something figured something
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: out that now that I'm freaking out about because a
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: couple of people on Instagram. I tore my calf muscle
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: last night, right, so I'm hurt, I'm on crouches, whatever,
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: I got to go to an orthopedic doctor, whatever, I
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: just it just sucks.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: The Urgent Care could only do so much. Right. But
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: somebody said, the lady who hung all.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: The banners, Oh yeah, what did she say to me
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: right before she hung?
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: She the worst?
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: Or I wish you the worst?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know who's soaking it in right.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Now, I wish you the worst.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Somebody said they think she put a curse on me.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have a voodoo doll.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she has a voodoo doll. I
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: swear in your calf, right my calf, that's all.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: And I know she's listening right now. So I hope
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: you're happy. I help you're thriving. Seeing me on crutches,
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: she's so excited. Just waking up just frustrates me more. Now,
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: all right, dirty little secret, Maybe you have a voodoo doll.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's yours, whatever the case may be. Eight three
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: three seven, eight seven one two nine, if you got
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: one and you do.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: So what is going on?
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: Okay? Great? All right, because I feel like an absolute
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: idiot and like one. My boss would actually kill me.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: I would genuinely be fired if you ever found out
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: about this.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is gonna be good.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: This is safing anonymous are okay? So so this only
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: happened last week. My boss night, we had a meeting
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: at another one of our offices and he was like,
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: all right, I'll drive. So she's like cool. So we
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: get I'm down to the car and we're rushing because
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: we're like kind of late, and as we start to
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: back out of the parking space, he's like, oh, you know,
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: I forgot my phone and I said, no worries, I'll
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: go grab it. I have to go to the bathroom anyway,
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: because I'm like terrible in car ride if I don't
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: go to the bathroom. I was like hold tight. He
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: was like cool, cool, cool, Right, So I go in.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: I grab his phone first and I want to make
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: sure that I don't forget it, and then and then
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: I go into the bathroom. And actually, when I was
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: walking out of his office, I realized that we forgot
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: some other stuff. So I was like holding a few
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: papers as well. So I was following out these papers
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: of these things as a pee, I feel rushed, like
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: go to the bathroom, get to yeah, And I don't
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: want to get too detail because that's not the point.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: But like I literally so I like, god, I hate
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: taking things to the bathroom. So I leave the papers
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: on the sink and stuff. But I like forgot that
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: his phone. I like stuffed it in my back pocket
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: and so as I'm like pulling, I mean, I don't
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: know if guys have this problem because obviously, like guys
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: don't always have to sit right. But on my pants
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: and like the phone falls out, and I have, like
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: my heart literally stops could and I hear it because
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: I feel it, and then I hear it hit the toilet. No,
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: as I turn around, I see it fall into the water.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, I know the phone. So his phone slid out
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: of your back pocket when you were sitting into the toilet.
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: Yes, do anything else to this other meeting? Okay, So
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: normally I would have literally thrown up, and if it
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: were my phone, I'd probably just flush it. It's like
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: so gross. So I like pull up my sleep and
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: I reek and then I just grab it, like thinking
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: about it too long. But it's like my bosses phone,
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: and so then it's like so I'm like gagging, and
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: I'm like, what do I do? I don't know what
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: to do. So then go out and I'm like, okay,
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: let me some paper towels, but we don't have any.
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: We don't have those like blow dryer things, yeah, the
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: hand dryers. So then I'm like drying his phone out
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: hand dryers. Like I don't even know what to do.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: So you go so the phones, which is nasty, but
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I would have done the same thing.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what do you do it?
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: Please tell me you did not just hand this phone
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: back to him like nothing, like nothing happened.
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: If I did, I wouldn't have a secret.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: Oh it was dry though.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so nasty. He has no idea.
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: You have no idea. And when I handed it back
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: to him. You got a phone call, you put it
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: right up to its fake.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I couldn't.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: I couldn't look him in the eye.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that poor guy.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, pink eye. Here it comes, Yeah, here it comes,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: pink eye loading now. But what I mean, what can
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: you do?
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: You gotta you know, I mean, luckily I've dropped my
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: phone and like not in the toilet, but like you know,
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: small puddles and things. The good news is they can
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: get wet now, you know a little bit, not like
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: submerged for a long time.
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And it wasn't it wasn't in there for too long.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, oh, I was at ACL one time when
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: a girl dropped her phone in the urinal in the
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: porta potty. She dropped it in the porta potty, and
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: she left it.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: She left it to No, you wouldn't. Yeah, one hundred percent,
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not going in the porta party.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do for there's a new phone.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: They're like a thousand dollars.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Well, it is what it is.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Who would you get it? I'm a glove up and
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: get it.