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Mexicans Love Lil Sas | Son of a Boy Dad #185 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: I mean that would be pretty huge. Yeah, damn that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that that would throw a wrench in things. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought Call Her Daddy was like kind of
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's huge, three million views an episode.
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  Speaker 1: eight billion people watch Young Sheldon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's like she Someone was saying that she's
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  Speaker 3: like Joe Rogan for girls.
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  Speaker 8: I've seen that, but yeah, in that she's like one
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  Speaker 8: six is popular.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean of course, no one's gonna be Rogan.
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  Speaker 8: Rogan's the mainstream bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy. What was his his like fourteen point
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  Speaker 3: five million episode?
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  Speaker 2: Is that?
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  Speaker 8: Was that an episode or is that subscribers or is
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  Speaker 8: that the same thing?
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was the same thing. I don't even think.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if it's listener, if it's subscribers versus listeners,
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  Speaker 3: that means that it's probably like twenty million an episode. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Probably Who the fuck is following Joe Rogan who I.
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  Speaker 8: Don't follow anybody on Spotify and I listened to tons
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  Speaker 8: of pot.
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  Speaker 3: like a big fan.
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  Speaker 8: They need my support. I need to fucking put these
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  Speaker 8: guys in my back. Yeah, put moneies directly into their pocket.
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  Speaker 3: I don't follow anybody on Spotify, but.
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  Speaker 1: Now everybody's online being like CNN gets five hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty thousand listens to broadcast, Joe Rogan gets sixteen million
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  Speaker 1: a broadcast.
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  Speaker 8: Who's really mainstream.
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  Speaker 3: But also it's like Fox News gets like five hundred
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  Speaker 3: thousand of broadcasts too.
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  Speaker 8: I know, but I think that their point is that
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  Speaker 8: Joe Rogan posits himself as this like alternative, like we're
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  Speaker 8: the people in the shadows who don't really have we
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  Speaker 8: have an unrepresented voice. Yeah, and in reality he is
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  Speaker 8: the fucking He's the voice of the people. The fox popular.
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  Speaker 3: They must be like dubbing it over in other countries, right,
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  Speaker 3: like that a little.
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  Speaker 8: Latin for my Catholic schoolboys over there, would you say,
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  Speaker 8: dubbing it over?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: What do you mean, oh, like Malaysia?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Like there's got to be Joe Rogan in Spanish.
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  Speaker 3: And that's maybe maybe they're like using it as a
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  Speaker 3: tool to like learn English in other countries. You think so.
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  Speaker 3: I could see that for sure. Yeah, listen to an
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  Speaker 3: they're saying. These is American culture, Yeah, beautiful, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 8: The guy was doing an impression. I had already learned
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  Speaker 8: English from t from Joe Rogan, Yeah, I having no
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  Speaker 8: Spanish to do a good ass impression of them. Yeah, damn,
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  Speaker 8: I gotta fucking Since I stopped driving to Philly, I
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  Speaker 8: haven't been listening to I haven't been crushing long ass pods.
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  Speaker 3: Recently have been crushing rogans as much i've been.
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  Speaker 8: I've missed out on ROGI since I was a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot of rogan this weekend for me. Why because I
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  Speaker 3: was driving a bunch.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it was nice when you have like a
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  Speaker 8: three hour drive. Yeah, you're driving in Cali.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you did look tan.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't know if it was just jaundice from your
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  Speaker 8: fucking diet or if you.
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  Speaker 3: Were it definitely is because I didn't go outside at all. Really.
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  Speaker 3: I went fishing one.
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  Speaker 8: Day, but that barely counts. Actually, no, I saw a behemoth.
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  Speaker 3: That you caught a tiny little guy. I was the
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  Speaker 3: only guy that caught a fish that day.
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  Speaker 8: Who else were you out with?
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  Speaker 3: There's one hundred people out there, and they all I
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  Speaker 3: got I got a fish, and they all crowded around
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  Speaker 3: me and they're like, he's on, he's on, and they're
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  Speaker 3: like what'd you get it with? And I was like
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  Speaker 3: just a swim bait. And then they and then you
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  Speaker 3: know what really pissed me off. After I caught the fish,
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  Speaker 3: they all came over to me and started fishing right
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  Speaker 3: where I was fishing.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's so annoying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I had to move. But it's like that's like,
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  Speaker 3: that's that's bad. Etiquette. You don't do that.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, they're supposed to get.
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  Speaker 3: People their space.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 8: That's fucking corneous shit.
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  Speaker 3: And I never got it. I didn't get another bite
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  Speaker 3: the rest of the day, and that was like hot
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  Speaker 3: end of the day.
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  Speaker 1: That's because these fish probably got wise to it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: even these fish are smart enough to realize, what are
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  Speaker 1: the dudes like that you're running into?
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  Speaker 3: Oh dude, it was all Mexicans. And then there was
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  Speaker 3: two white kids who said the N word more than
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  Speaker 3: I've ever heard a black person say the N word.
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  Speaker 8: Really, Yeah, what do they sound like like?
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  Speaker 3: They were thirteen year old white kids who said just
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  Speaker 3: learned what the N word was?
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  Speaker 8: No, but like an impression.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do it with the impression. It was I'm
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  Speaker 3: not even kidding. It was every other word. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was. I thought they were Mexicans because
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  Speaker 3: I know Mexicans kind of get that pass. They do.
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  Speaker 8: And I honestly, till recently, I thought it was fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was under the impression until now I thought
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  Speaker 3: it was still fine. Yeah, I guess it's not. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know, Diego, you get the pass. Black people need
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  Speaker 3: to stop gate keeping the N word? Yeah, well Mexicans.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, they these kids, but these were these
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  Speaker 3: were fully white kids. Yeah, but I mean just throwing
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  Speaker 3: it around. So I moved partially because they took my
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  Speaker 3: spot and partially because I was like, this is so uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 8: We're gonna ump the three together.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah when she hits the fan, I don't not want
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  Speaker 3: to be grouped up with you boys, these three. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say it. So I saw I escadoodled
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  Speaker 3: down further, didn't catch anything the rest of the day.
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  Speaker 3: That's fucking brutal.
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  Speaker 8: At least you got out there. That's truly the joy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was nice. How many casts do you do?
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  Speaker 3: Had to have been close to a thousand? Really, I
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  Speaker 3: was out there for a little while.
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  Speaker 8: Let me see your four A muscle.
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  Speaker 3: There really isn't any you have to.
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  Speaker 8: Be rippling after a thousand casts.
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  Speaker 3: I did get to, like cause I don't really I
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  Speaker 3: don't really use spin rods unless I'm like on the
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  Speaker 3: road or something like that. So but my spin rod
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  Speaker 3: cast I got to. I became pretty good at it.
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  Speaker 3: I could do the thing where you where you kind
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  Speaker 3: of just like lick it out instead of doing the full.
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  Speaker 8: Like you hit him with the wing guardian leveos.
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  Speaker 3: Ye. Yeah, just because then that's when you could put
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  Speaker 3: it right where you want it, and you don't and
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  Speaker 3: it goes straight and set up. So that was like,
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  Speaker 3: I felt pretty bad ass doing that. Wait.
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  Speaker 8: Uh so when you when you caught one, what was
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  Speaker 8: everyone saying?
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  Speaker 3: They were like, he's on, he's on.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, But was it the Mexicans or the white kids
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  Speaker 8: saying the.
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  Speaker 3: White boys yeah, yeah, he's on. They were saying he's on,
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  Speaker 3: and then yeah, and then they and then they were
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  Speaker 3: like what'd you get? You know what I got? Bro?
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  Speaker 3: They saw me. I was taking a photo of it,
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  Speaker 3: like right next to them, and they're like, what'd you get?
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  Speaker 3: And then of course I'm like, I tell them what
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  Speaker 3: I'm using. Then they switched to what I'm using. Nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Did they have it?
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  Speaker 8: They had what you're using.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they had big ass tackle boxes, so pros supposedly
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  Speaker 3: not quite. I mean, I'm the only one that caught
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  Speaker 3: a fish. And then you hear like everyone else come
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  Speaker 3: up to me being like any bites landed one, you
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  Speaker 3: have to be you have to be one of the
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  Speaker 3: most travel fishermen in America right now. Now, I've only
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  Speaker 3: ever fished in Actually, I guess I've fished a couple places, but.
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  Speaker 8: That's what I mean, Like you're going to a different
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  Speaker 8: city every week and fishing.
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  Speaker 3: No, I've only fished in California. I guess I fished
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  Speaker 3: in Portland and Atlanta as well. Okay, so that's still
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  Speaker 3: a couple New York, Jersey, New York, Colorado, Colorado, Wyoming.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're a very try.
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  Speaker 3: Is that all this year? Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're definitely one of the most travel fishermen this year.
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  Speaker 3: Probably. Yeah, I gotta be at least top one percent.
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  Speaker 8: Sound off in the comments.
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  Speaker 3: If you've sound off, if you've.
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  Speaker 8: Like travel fish as much as little Sass.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what I really want to do. I want to
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  Speaker 3: get out to it because bass fishing is fun. Bass
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  Speaker 3: fishing is so fun that it makes me h resent
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  Speaker 3: fly fishing because fly fishing is stupid. But it's but
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  Speaker 3: I enjoy it because it's a challenge. But it's like
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  Speaker 3: if I was in a survival situation and they were like,
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  Speaker 3: you can have a spin rod or a fly rod,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not like, I take the fly rod and snap
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  Speaker 3: it in half. That thing is a fucking joke. I
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  Speaker 3: don't even know what fucking fly fishing is dude, dude,
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  Speaker 3: it's so hard and it's so unreal, like unless you're
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  Speaker 3: like on top of a mountain where there's fish who
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  Speaker 3: have never where there's like unpressured trout, you're not like,
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  Speaker 3: it's what is it you're fishing. You're there, You're hoping
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  Speaker 3: that a fly, a fish is going to eat a
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  Speaker 3: fly out of the air like you can. There's nymphing,
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  Speaker 3: and then there's dry fly fishing, and dry fly fishing
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  Speaker 3: is when you take like a a little it looks
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  Speaker 3: like a grass like you probably like a grasshopper type
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  Speaker 3: looking thing and that just sits on top of the
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  Speaker 3: water and you drift it down the water and then
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  Speaker 3: if trout will rise and they'll eat it and then
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  Speaker 3: go back down. And then there's nymphing, which is nymphs
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  Speaker 3: which are tiny little flies like this big and those
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  Speaker 3: that's what you do in the colder months and they
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  Speaker 3: sink to the bottom. They're aquatic insects.
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  Speaker 8: Is that why you have to like whip it with
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  Speaker 8: the fly fish so it like lands on the water or.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's because with the fly is so light that
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  Speaker 3: you're casting you're not even casting the fly or casting
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  Speaker 3: the line. Fly line is like heavy and thick. I'll
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  Speaker 3: be honest, I kind of until this point thought that
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  Speaker 3: you were like catching fish out of the air.
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  Speaker 8: No, no, no, I thought you're like lassoing fish. No, no,
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  Speaker 8: hoping that they'll jump out of the water. That would
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  Speaker 8: be awesome, tying a noose around them and yanking them
• 14:38
  Speaker 8: to shore or some shit like that.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Fly fishing, I still prefer like, I still enjoy it more.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: It's more fun. It's more like if a challenge. But
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: my success rate with spin rod fishing versus fly fishing
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: is every time I get a spin rod, I catch
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: a fish, you gotta go out of the the U
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: And I pretty much have never caught a fish fly fishing.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: So why do you like it so much? Because I'm
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: waiting for the one time that I do catch a
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: fish and it's gonna be an exhilarating for.
• 15:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like playing the playing war Zone without mods.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, I knew it. Yeah, that's just met on,
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: that's just me listening on, me picking up your fucking
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: the joys of your life.
• 15:16
  Speaker 8: You like to do ship the hard way?
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're not.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Gonna just take an easy fucking catch. I like to
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: have someone fucking just serve me a fish.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's idea.
• 15:24
  Speaker 8: I like to just have a grilled fish set down
• 15:26
  Speaker 8: in front of me by a nice waiter.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome, that is nice. I just want to
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: I want it easy. Yeah, I'm excited to hopefully catch
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: a fish this summer in Wyoming. You gotta go deep sea, bro,
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: you gotta quit pussy footing around with the I grew
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: up fishing in the ocean. Did you ever catch a
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: fucking like a swordfish or anything like that? Now, I
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: caught some cod. It was mostly just stripe bass, but
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: we would catch like big stripe bass, like this big,
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: huge fuck. Yeah. Your daddy must have been so proud.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big time.
• 15:57
  Speaker 8: Your daddy must have set you down on his knee
• 15:59
  Speaker 8: and told you you were his greatest creation something like that.
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: Did you go How was your shows? Did you do
• 16:06
  Speaker 8: anything while you were out there?
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, it was like one of the worst weekends
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: of my entire life.
• 16:10
  Speaker 8: I thought you said the shows were very fun. When
• 16:12
  Speaker 8: you say the shows are very fun on your Instagram,
• 16:14
  Speaker 8: is that a lie?
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, almost always. What am I gonna say? It's
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: going to be in Providence this weekend, like.
• 16:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if the shows are good, you don't have to
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: say anything.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Well, okay, so Irvine was fine. Irvine was weird because
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: the room is huge. It's like a four hundred person
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: room to the Colosseum. Yeah, that was so that was fine.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: I think I did okay. I don't really know, like
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: it was one of those times where I felt like
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: I was doing bad, but then everyone after the show
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: was like, that was great. It was really funny, So
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: I don't really know they have to say that though,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: No they don't. They know how fragile you are. Usually
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: if they usually, if they don't think you did well,
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: they just leave right away.
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: So people came up, sucked you off, and then got
• 16:57
  Speaker 8: out of there.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: People were sucking a little bit, and then I kind
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: of got my ego boosted up again, thank god, not few.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: And then I went to Bakersfield. Then I went to Bakersfield.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: The first show in Bakersfield was kind of rough, but
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: it was still fun. It was light, probably like thirty
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: people and or no, no, it was probably like sixty people.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: But there was a party of forty two and it
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: was like a corporate like party. What the fuck did
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: they know? It was you there signing up? They were
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: just like, we're gonna go see a comedy show just.
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: Whoever may whoever it may be.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And that one I was like, I feel like
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: everyone hated me, but I was doing fine, Like I
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: was getting laughs where I was supposed to get laughs.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: It just I wasn't like killing yeah. But then crowd Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: But then I saw a lady in Walmart the next
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: day and she was like that was amazing. She was
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: like I needed that laugh so much, really yeah. And
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, well, maybe I didn't do
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: that bad. And then the next show, the Saturday Show
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: was great.
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: Saturday Show was all, is there a chance the Walmart
• 17:59
  Speaker 8: lady was trying to do you?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: There is a chance, you feel like that's kind of no.
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: She had like ten kids, so she needs she really.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Needed, she said. She was like, she was like, you
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: have no idea how much I needed. I laught.
• 18:09
  Speaker 8: So she's fertile too, Yeah, she's fertile as hell. Basically
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: she's trying to seduce you pretty much.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: It could have been that. How's the Taco Bell out there?
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: I know that Taco Bell was incredible. Taco Bell was
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: pretty good, dude. It was a dark weekend. Denny's by myself. Yeah,
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: for breakfast, breakfast, because I had to drive from Irvine
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: to baker till, which was like a four hour drive,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: stopped at a Denny's Inhaled. Then, I mean, I was
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: in and out of Denny's in five minutes. I got
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: the English the English breakfast or whatever it was called,
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: the English like Slam or something? Is it? What about
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: the I thought it was a Grand Slam at Denny's,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: the Grand Slam. Yeah, I got the Grand Slam Classic Inhaled.
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: It five ninety nine.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: How much does that cost?
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: I don't even remember. I was in and out so fast.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Put it on the corporate put it on the corporate card,
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: and then I went out to Baker's Field, got in,
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: checked in the hotel, had to go to the show,
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: did the show, and then I just polls taco bell. No.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I didn't masturbate. There was no masturbating. This weekend really
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: pressed way too sad to masturbate.
• 19:10
  Speaker 8: I thought that your sadness went in hand with your.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Oh no, masturbating might have been one would have taken
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: me over the edge. The last thing I needed was
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: that post nut clarity or.
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: The like depletion of serotonin that came with it. Afterwards,
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: you need to keep every bit of nut in your body.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, for like the potential of life. The brain
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: fog was the only thing stopping me from killing myself
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: is that I just couldn't think straight. I needed that.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: That was like the that was like a shield. The
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: lack of jerking off was the shield that was protecting me.
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: You're lucky that lady with ten kids didn't fucking jerk
• 19:46
  Speaker 8: you off right a Walmart.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it would have been I would have gone straight
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: back to the hunting area blowing my head off. So
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: then I went fishing. I woke up in Bakersfield that
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: morning and that was like the low out. That was
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: like one of two lowest points of the weekend. Waking
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: up in Bakersfield, Taco bell rappers on the ground.
• 20:06
  Speaker 8: That was like, oh my god, you're eating too close
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: to your sleep time.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I had no other there, there was no other choice.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: You don't want to eat before the show. No, you
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: don't want to eat before the show. And then after
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: the show, people are like where are you gonna go
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: get food? And you're like, oh, I don't I'm probably
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: just Gonning and they're like, don't go here because they'll
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: kill you. Like it's like one of those towns where
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: everyone's like it's actually a really nice town, it's very safe,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: but then they're like, oh, but don't go to that places.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: You will die. It will murder you there. So you're like,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: all right, I guess I'll just go to Taco Bell
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: and stay in my car. That seems like the Taco Bell, right, Yeah,
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: good to go. So I went to Taco Bell. Burger
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: King was next to Taco Bell, and I was so
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: close to swinging over to Burger King, but I was like,
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I think I'll feel less bad about myself if it's
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Taco Bell.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: Really, yeah, why are you acting like one of them
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: is significantly more.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Because Taco Bell is just tacos, dude, just some soft
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: shell tacos. Taco Bell's garbage, dude. Yeah, but it's Burger
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: King's so much worse.
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: No, it's not so much worse.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: I knew if I went to Burger King it was
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: gonna be fucking chicken fries, fucking three whoppers, it was
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: going to be a slop fest.
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: It's all dog food.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but it would have been it would
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: have been I promise you it would have been uglier
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: if I went to Burger King. If I went to
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Burger King, there's a good chance I wouldn't be here
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: right now. You would have just exploded. It would have
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: been a fucking triple zole off kind of night stack
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: in your zolis. Oh yeah, there was a lot of
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: stack in this weekend. Just like taking video of it
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: with like eight zones. My serotonin is going to go
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: through the roof.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: Well, come to your next shows, I guess.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: And then oh so then I'm I killed killed on
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Saturday night the late show. It was only why only
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: did d I did three shows the whole weekend?
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: Oh so there's only one show Saturday, one show.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Friday, one show Saturday, one show Thursday because they merged
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: the shows because I sold so poorly. Oh and you
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: had sixty people at the one show and that was
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: your only show of the night. Yeah, yeah, and so
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: I thought you had like a show after that. No, no, no,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: it was just straight back in bed by ten, rolling
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: around just being like what am I like? It was
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: one of those weekends where I was like, if my
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: parents saw me right now, they would be disappointed, definitely.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: The would be like, this is what you're this is
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: what you dropped out of college. You gave it all
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: up to me in a fucking days in But I I, dude,
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: I can't emphasize how good this Saturday show was. It
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: was crazy. The Mexicans loved me. It puts you back
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: on top, dude. They loved me and they laugh.
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: They must remember you from fishing.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I don't. They must have do because they laugh. Oh dude,
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: their laugh is so much more satisfying than the white
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: man's laugh because they laugh like they're ashamed that they're laughing.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: They're like shaky, They're like no, no, And I'm like,
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I got more, I got more common. There's more of
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: that of that good shit like that good what is
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: what is o? Lord? In Spanish? It was at of that.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: It was crazy. It was crazy, dude, dude that two
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: white ladies in the front they left. They hated it,
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: but the Mexicans were like, yeah, get out of here.
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: It was crazy.
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: That's fucking Mexicans have some of the best senses of anybody.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Everything.
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: Mexicans have incredible fun senses of Yeah, the fucking rules.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: They loved it. It was crazy, dude. There was this
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: old There was this old Mexican dude in the front row,
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: big ass mustache, fucking buttoned up shirt. Dude is causing
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: a scene because he is laughing so hard, like like
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I'd like stop because it was just him just howling.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: And then I ended my set and everyone's clapping, and
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I looked at him and he's not clapping, and then
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: he looked at me and made direct eye contact with me,
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: and he goes like he just gives me a thumbs up.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: And I was like, that was better than any applause
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I've ever gotten in my entire life. Oh my god.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: It was crazy. Yeah, yeah, you are true.
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: You might be Mexican.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Deed. I think I have to do like a Mexico
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: tour because he was like, I mean little Sasquatching played low.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: It was crazy either, dude. There was like the every
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: show there was probably like that show was probably close
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: to sold out. There was probably like fifteen white people
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: and then like a hundred Mexican people.
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: Really, yeah, that's so fucking awesome.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: It was crazy.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: How nice is it that you found your base with them?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I wonder why they all came. They must like your
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: name oh no, it was just.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: They must have been giving the tickets away for free
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: for sure. Oh really, yeah, absolutely free tickets.
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: We just went down to the home depot parking.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. There's no doubt in my mind that
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: not a single person in that room paid for a ticket, damn.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: And if they did, they were probably like two dollars tickets.
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: But that's awesome though.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: It was probably like use code laugh to get a
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: ninety nine percent discount.
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: So much more enjoyable when you have it for free.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Anyway. Oh yeah, guarantee, we walk for sure, so nobody Yeah, yeah,
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: I made no money, so.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Nobody knew that you uh, like no, no, no, little
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Sasquatch fans were out there the first night.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: There was a couple there was. It was so funny, dude.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: There was like it's like all these people and even
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: if they're white, it's like they're you know that they're
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: from there because they fucking they got like the I
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: was saying, oh, and they got braided beards, like they're
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: not they're not your normal whites from New York City.
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: They have like the Hemp hood.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. And then I looked to the left on
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: the first show and there's just this dude there, just
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: sitting there in like a part in my take Polo,
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: with like curly hair and a mustache. And I was like, oh, dude,
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: you're clearly don't live in Bakersfield. And he was like, no,
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: I'm in town for work. I decided to come by
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: the show. He was like, dude, it was like he
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: he like I saw him, and he like jumped out.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, you're definitely the only person that's
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: here to see me right now.
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: I feel like I can spot of barstool a fan
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: from oh yeah, anywhere.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I saw I talked him after the show.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: He's like, this my third time seeing you.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: What you got to start giving people like discounts, Yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Like punch cards?
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, three times. It was incredible. You gotta give him
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: a free coffee after ten.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what the reward should be.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: That's what John Taffer said. Dude, if you go to
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: someone's restaurant once, it's a forty percent chance you come back.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Go twice, it's forty percent chance you come back, go
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: three times, seventy percent chance you come back.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: So you just got a customer for life in this guy.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like it. Yeah, the shows were all fun.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: The shows were not bad. You just said they were. Well,
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: now I'm looking back on it, and I'm like, they
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: were fun.
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: It was more just the circumstance of being depressed. You
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: need an emotional support.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: The circumstances, well, not having my emotional support, mook, there
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: was very difficult. Yeah, what did you? It was just
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: who was your opener? These local people? Yeah, older men
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: forty six.
• 26:56
  Speaker 8: You asked them how old they were.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: They told me how old they were. Why, I don't know.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: We spent a lot of time together. Really. The shows
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: were long as hell. The shows were like ten minute
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: host Spot, ten minute guests Spot, twenty five feature Spot,
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: and then I go up, what the fuck? Yeah, long shows.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: So the two white ladies that left, I think they
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: were just we've seen enough. They were howling. They were
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: they weren't howling. That's an exaggeration. They were like those
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: weird white people. They were clearly like they looked like
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: they were very wealthy, and they were like like I
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: would make a joke and they would go that's hilarious,
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: had no laugh, and I'd be like, thank you, that
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: is a great.
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: Uh, that is a great honor. Did you do any
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: crowd work?
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: No, not really. I tried to do a riff on
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: the top on the first show about Sho Heo tanih No,
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: that happened on an irvine. An old man made a joke.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: An old man in the front row made a joke
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: about Shoe Heeo Tani, and I didn't know what was
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: going wrong with shoe Heo Tani. And I honestly, to
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: be honest, I forgot that his name was Joe Heyo
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Tani and it was I looked like a damn fool.
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: I know someone tried to rat you out to me.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why people do that. What is
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: the point of that? Yeah, it sucks to be like
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: what was when I was gonna get in trouble for
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: not knowing show Heyo Tani had a gambling problem?
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, or just being like san sas tried to do
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: crowd work.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Oh that's what they said. Yeah, they said I tried
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: to do CrowdWork.
• 28:15
  Speaker 8: I try so fucked up. I didn't try to eat
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: that crowd work.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't even crowd work. I was making a
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: joke about something, and then someone else brought up the
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: show heyo Tani thing, and then I was like, oh,
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that is. Trust me, bro,
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I made it funny.
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: I fucking believe you.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: You don't get into the two fifty without not knowing
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: how to deal with shit like that.
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: I don't fuck with these snitches now.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: It's crazy to snitch on me like that.
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: You don't think that the two fifty has two fifty
• 28:43
  Speaker 8: each that they could send after one of you motherfuckers. Dude,
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: two fifty brings two fifty and then those two fifty
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: two fifty and then what happens.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. But uh yeah, Dark Weekend for sure.
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: The driven Why don't you just do the shows where
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: you don't make money cause.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: You got to? Oh it was a battle. There was
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: a lot of Colin Francis being like I don't know
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: what to do with myself. Yeah, and then like talking
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: to my manager, it was rough.
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: What would you say to your manager? Stop booking me
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: on these shows?
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I was just like, this is yeah, why are we
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: doing this? But then the worst part is that the
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: shows went.
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: Well, well, he needs his twenty five percent.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: No they don't get twenty five percent oh yeah fifty
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: no no, But it is like I was bitching a
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: moaning a lot in Irvine to them, and then I left.
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: He grabbed you up by your collar and was like,
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: you have your whole career thanks to me.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. No, not at all. But then it
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: was like then leaving and I was like, this show's
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: actually ended up being fun. Which sucks is that's like
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: the ultimate victory for them for me to be like
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: and for me to be like, this sucks. I shouldn't
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: be here, like this is pointless. And then me leaving
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: and being like shows were actually really fun. So and
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: then they're like, yeah, we knew that was gonna happen.
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: You should never admit that because now they can book
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: you on anything.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna be doing a whole tour of fucking
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: southern California. You're gonna be doing cruise in northern California,
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: doing riverboat.
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: On the Mississippi. Fucking Tom Sawyer.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The drive from Bakersfield back to LA on Saturday
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: night was dark. Eighty mile there's a high The highway
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: leaving Baker's Field is eighty miles, just straight as an arrow.
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but what that's like one hundred and twenty minutes
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: to protect our parks.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: So it was a lot of fucking turn the page,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Bob seeger Or.
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: You're listening to music? Yeah, when do you divvy up
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: when you listen to music and when you listen to
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: uh parties?
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: It got to the point where I couldn't take any
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: more music, so I put on Protect our Parks. There
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: you go listen to them talk about the jfk assassination. Fuck?
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Where did they actually go listen to that? If you
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: want to know what they say? Yeah, yeah, we don't
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: want to spoil Protect our Parks. It's only gonna get
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: eleven million views, no spoilers, hopefully our twenty thousand listeners
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: don't stop, doesn't doesn't hurt Protect our Parks views.
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: Did you watch that uh that Nickelodeon documentary yet?
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: No? And I don't know if I'm going to why not?
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I'm over hearing about kids
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: being fucking touched and stuff.
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: Why you know that that's just setting more kids up
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: to be touched.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: If you don't listen to every gory detail kid getting touched,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: you know you're enabling the next kid getting touched.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I don't really fuck with the kid stuff in true crime. Why, Like,
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: I like true crime when it's like it's adults, you know,
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: like at least they've had a life. You want an
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: adult to have been uh like like molested you mean?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Or no, I don't like the molesting either, But it's like,
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: don't killed. If an adult gets murdered, it's not as
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, it is bad.
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: So you'd rather have an adult get killed than a
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: kid be molested.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know. This is a tough question to answer.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I don't really think there's a right answer to that.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: We need this for the clip, I know, but it's
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: just like, I don't know, Like there's something different about
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: watching like the Ted Bundy documentary rather than watching like
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: the John Wayne Gacy documentary. The John Wayne Gacy documentary
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I turned off because I was like, this is way
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: too dark interesting. It's just like stories about here raping
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: little boys and it's like, all right, fucking freak.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: The Drake Bell was basically like anything you could have
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: imagined happened to me. Yeah, I won't say what happened,
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: but just use your imagination and come up with anything
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: as crazy as possible.
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: And that's what they were doing to me.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: That can't be true. Though, well, I mean that's a
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: dismissed Drake Bell. But I mean, like, I mean, watch
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: the John Wayne Gacy documentary and then say anything you
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: could imagine, Well, what was j W G doing? Freak shit?
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: I think that's what dressed up like a clown, Like
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: I don't think Schneider was dressing up as a clown.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't Schneider. It was this other way people
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: doing it real Schneider's minions. Damn Well, I mean I
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: think that he was.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't watch it, but what like I'm
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: not gonna watch it, but what what happened with there
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: was some John Wayne Gacy was a part of that
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: document I think's why I keep on referencing him. I
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: saw some Instagram reel where they were saying that like
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: one of like the people working there had like was
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: like a pen pal with John Wayne Gacy. Really, have
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: you not watched the documentary.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I've watched three episodes, but it was like so on Saturday,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I was like ready to go out and or like
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I was going to go to a buddy had a
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: bachelor party in town that I was going to go to.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: They had a table at a beer hall from like
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: seven to ten. Yeah, I took a nap beforehand, and
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I woke up and she was middle school sick.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, liked sick. You know what I'm talking about, just
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: like you're talking about. Yeah, I was just moaning calling
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: your mom.
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: Yes, I literally contemplated calling.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like what am I going to do? Yeah?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I felt like a World War One like child, or
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: like a nineteen year old getting like killed on the battlefield,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Like I needed to talk to my mom.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. That's what
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: happened to me when I was sick recently. I call
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: my mom and be like what do I do? And
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: I had no idea what to do. I'm like, you're
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: going back to like drinking ginger ale just because, like,
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I guess that works. But it's just I remember doing
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: when I was a kid.
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: Ginger ale.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: They had like a modium, but I was like, I
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: can't even take a modium because emodium will stop this
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: diarrhea I'm having and I need everything out of my Yeah.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I was on the floor like dry heaving next to
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: my toilet for hours until it was like the painful
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: dry heaves where nothing's coming out but like except for
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: like it snot.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Tears out of the hot tears are coming out.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: It was so insane, all this fluid was coming out
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: of my body, and so like I would go run
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: to ship in the bathroom, Like I couldn't even take
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: my jeans off, like I had jeans on, and they
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: were just like.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Wait, why are you in jeans when you're sick as fuck?
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: So I was gonna go out.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I just like napped on the couch and woke up
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: sick as fuck, and I'm just going back and forth
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom. I couldn't even change into the sweatpants.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I like my jeans halfway up my like thighs, my
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: ass hanging out, sprinting to the bathroom like eleven times
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: in a row.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: That's how I played video games when I'm when I
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: when I'm when, I want to play so bad that
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: I don't feel like changing. I just walk around with
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: my jeans on.
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: But it is a great feeling, yeah, having your jeans on,
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: but yeah, just a wide open fly like a girl.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: You ever think when something like that happens, because I've
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: had that happen where it's always after a nat app
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: do you think I.
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: Think the nap was like trying to like figure it
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: out for my body.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Do you think if you didn't nap you would have
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: been sick? Do you think if you if you if
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: you didn't nap and you just went out to that bar,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: do you think you're throwing up at the bar? Do
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: you think you have a couple of beers and you
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: feel fine? Make up there?
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: No, that was an inevitable city. Think it still resides
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: in me. There's still a darkness in me that like interesting.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: If I hover over a toilet, it's going to be
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: like a super soaker nine thousand, it's going to be
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: a fire.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: So did you puke it all? I was puking. I
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: was throwing up.
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: I was fucking shitting.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Have you eaten anything?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: It was like barely anything. So I tried to well
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: one thing at a time, So I I That's when
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I listened to I was like on the couch, like
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: rolling around, like moaning while my wife watched that documentary.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: So I was like in and out of consciousness. That's
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: even worse just listening to fucking rape tails. Yeah from
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: the Nickelodeon Days.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, girls love that shit, girls love it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's so insane. Yeah, and so I hadn't eaten
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: anything that that our day twenty four hours. But then
• 36:03
  Speaker 8: my buddy Mike was coming up for the fucking.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: U best man Mike or Mike Wallace best man, Mike's man, Mike.
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: There's more mics than mine, though, but I know you would.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Usually when you reference a Mike, it's one of those.
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: No, because last weekend I went down to go see
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: you another Mic in Philly. Who's Mike? Who's baby I saw?
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: I went to the Old House with Mike.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, newborn baby Mike. Yeah, new mic? Yeah,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: because is that is that baby's name? Mike? Yeah? Yeah,
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I think I I think I knew that.
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah you knew that, Yeah, you knew new Mic. But uh,
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: Mike was coming up to go see the fucking tournament games.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. At so it was like at the Barkleys.
• 36:42
  Speaker 8: At Barkley Center, Charles Barkley sort.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Of vaping at the Barkleys. Yeah, dude.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Uh So I was like I couldn't say, I couldn't
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, let's just do this another time. Yeah,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: there's one March Madness. So I like I woke up
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: phel and absolutely terrible. But I'm like I'm gonna go
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: to this anywhere.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: We're like, fuck, this is March. I know.
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I had to fucking rise above.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: I literally brought uh like dude wipes into the stadium.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: That's great.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I brought a fat pack of dude wipes. When I
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: was leaving the house with them, my wife was like,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: are they even gonna let you in with those? Like
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I'm smuggling something that they.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Got, you got. I mean there's you also could make
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: a case be like, look at it's either gonna.
• 37:25
  Speaker 8: Be I would have I would have told them if
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: they like padded me down, I would have been like,
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: I have diarrhea.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: This is Mark.
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna fucking skip March.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: This was nice.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Was the last diarrhea? This is yet last night? Yeah,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: and I fucking brought my dude wipes into fucking damn.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: What game did you go to?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I went to Duke uh Duke Jmu and then uh
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Yukon against Northwestern, two terrible games. As really, I didn't
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: watch back to back ass weapons.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: I placed a bet last night and I tailed Will
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Compton and it won, and I didn't watch the game. Really, Yeah,
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: I just felt like it this is March I was
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: self dis I was on self destruct mode last night.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm just gonna spend money where I
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: can take all my money. Yeah, and I won, won
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: seventy five bucks.
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: You try to flesh down the toilet, toilet fits it
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: right back at you. Yeah, you can't get rid of
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: it now.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: They didn't want me to lose.
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but al right, that was the cosmos being like
• 38:15
  Speaker 8: it hit hit one more lost.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: I bet the over on that Houston Texas A and
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: M A and M game and it hit by seventy points. Yeah,
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: the over was one thirty in the it ended up
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: being one eight. Yeah, ninety five. Great game.
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: You actually missed out on a barn Burner classic. I
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: got a future on Houston to win it all. They're
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: finbably not going.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: To though they lost or no, Houston won, Houston Wonstone.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I have a future for Yukon to win it all,
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: do you?
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Yukon looks fucking dirty.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: I have a future for Yukon to win it all.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Parlayed with Iowa to win it all for the women's
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: really Yeah, what's that payout? Twenty five dollars pays out
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: like eight hundred bucks. That'd be nice.
• 38:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a nice little future.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that might be completely wrong. Yeah, i'd say that. Yeah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: that's a weekend in Bakersfield right there, the twenty five,
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: not the eight hundred, eight hundred, your eight the eight
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: hundred would have been a residency in Bakersfield.
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: You're the Bruno Mars of Bakersfield.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: I lost the check, so I gotta I gotta tell
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: them to wire me the money to left it in
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: the fucking hotel at the Lax Airport.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: The wiring fee is gonna be as much as what
• 39:28
  Speaker 8: the check was.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Dude, if you ever stayed in a hotel airport, yeah,
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: do they they they do. Their deposit fee, like for
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: incidentals is way higher than normal.
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: Probably because they know you just hop on a plane
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: and get the fuck out of there.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Two hundred dollars. Really, I paid four hundred dollars. Well,
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: obviously you get the two hundred back, but it was
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: two hundred for the room. Yeah, just asleep for the night. Yeah,
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: you should have just stayed in the terminal, dude, I
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: slept for fucking six hours.
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you should have just stayed in the terminal. Yeah,
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: Bill Murray crazy, Yeah, that's fucking that's yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: So anyways, you go to you go to the Barkley Center.
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: Ship my brains out.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: You're shitting at the Center.
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: I'm shitting at the Center.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Ah, that's so bad.
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: My boy Mike's texted me. He's like, dude, we can leave.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: If you want. I'm like, fuck, no, yeah, no, you
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: don't want to.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking fine. Yeah, I've found actually there was. I
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: went to the bathroom, was fine, there was no line.
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: I left.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: There was a massive line. The rest of the time.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: There was huge lines in the bathroom. I found a
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: fucking transgender bathroom. Oh all gender bathroom, fluid, gender fluid bathroom, like.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: That fifty cent photo you seeing that one where he's
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: peeking out of the gender fluid bathroom. It's hilarious.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: But there was like a dude outside of it, like
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: a stadium worker, not doing anything. He was like, this
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: is employees only. I was like, it doesn't say it's
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: employees only. Just ship at the precipice of my asshole. Yeah,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: just a waterfall, like fucking I.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Know that feeling. I know, it's just there's it feels
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: like there's a bubble in like right of your ass's
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: right there, pops.
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: And I was like, dude, doesn't say anything about it
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: being and he was like, well, the janitor doesn't like
• 41:01
  Speaker 8: people going in here, like he likes to lock it.
• 41:03
  Speaker 8: I was like, I'm fucking go. He's like, I'll make
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: an exception for you, and I won't tell him. No,
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: I didn't tell him it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Was, but there was no line there's told him and
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I came out and he was still just standing in
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: front of it like that. That must be the like
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: where they fucked They fucking there first.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: They must be just sliding in there to like subtly fuck, yeah,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: someone goes in there.
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: They were like crazy trains or some shit must be happening. Yeah,
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: crazy trains.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just surviving the Barkley Center. That will be a
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: new documentary.
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: All the employees are running train. But then so the
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: only thing so I had n't eatn for two straight days.
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: I tried to have I tried to eat a hot
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: dog in Oh, dude, I got a pretzel and I'm
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: not crazy.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: It was the worst decision. That's what you're gonna go
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: back with. I took from the fucking stadium and it
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: has just been residing in my esophagist right here since then. No,
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: this is like over.
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: This is probably twenty four hours ago.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: That happened, Like when you swallow a pill without water
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: and it stuck.
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: And every like fifteen minutes there's like a and it
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: just is like, oh, literal hot dog water is coming
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: into my throat.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Brother, I wish I felt bad. That's my own. That's
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: your fault. That's going from food poisoning to going to
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: the probably like when you eat stadium food, it's a
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: fifty to fifty shot of getting food poisoning. Well, it
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: was down. It was a kosher that doesn't mean anything.
• 42:19
  Speaker 8: I figured it was blessed by a rabbi or something
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: like that, and I'd be good to go.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I figured that they went to the meat factory and
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: blessed all these so I shouldn't have a problem with dude.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: But Mike was going through the same thing and he
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: wasn't even having the fucking food poisoning issues that I was.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Because he had the dog. No, he had the problem. Yeah,
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: he had the problems with the dog.
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and it wasn't even because of the Obviously, dude,
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: I took two bites of it and it has stayed
• 42:42
  Speaker 8: in my system. It's been so fucked dude.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: That means that you're gonna get You're gonna recover from
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: food poisoning, and it's probably gonna come back right away.
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: Like I just bread right now, there was just dog and.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a whole different animal. I wonder I'm going down.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: You think if you double down on food poisoning, it reverses.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: It's like they cancel each other out.
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: It could be the unstoppable force in the immovable object.
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: That's why I was trying to send in the fucking
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: hot dog like Gangbusters. I was trying to their like ice.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you just like have another drink in the morning. Yeah,
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: the hair of the dog. Yeah literally Yeah.
• 43:17
  Speaker 8: And so then this morning I was like in bed,
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: I've been feeling gradually better over the last couple of days.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: You came in here looking rough. Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: I lost nine pounds over fucking three days. Yeah.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: You came in here, and I was like, either someone
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: died or something is very wrong.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been fucking liquid out my ass. And I
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: was like laying sideways in bed, just like trying to
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: sleep it off. Turned over sideways, and I like Hershey
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: squirt oh in the boxers.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Not a Hershey's squirt in the boxers run to.
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: The bathroom to go fucking throat throw, like just to
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: go shit liquid. Yeah, just to fucking put you who
• 43:50
  Speaker 8: in the toilet bowl and uh and I like through
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: the I was like, get these fucking underwear, like throw
• 43:58
  Speaker 8: them in the corner of the bathroom and walk out
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: of the bathroom. The dog has shipped on the or
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: I go to clean up the dog shit and the
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: dog has taken my ship underwear into into her cage. Dude,
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: it was a morning from hell.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Oh that's so bad.
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: I've been going through the ping pong match of health.
• 44:14
  Speaker 8: What time was this probably eight forty five? Oh, just
• 44:18
  Speaker 8: starting off my day, Mike, just to see me and
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: my fucking underwear, like picking up fucking dog.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Mike stayed at your place.
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: He stayed at my place.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Oh no, he got the day off.
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: Uh this is March, bro, Yeah, from March.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: This is Mark.
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: You had to get the day off. He convinced his uh,
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: his foreman at his union job to marry his girlfriend
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: so he could get the day off. And the dude
• 44:41
  Speaker 8: did it.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: Dude marriage his girlfriend so she could get health benefits.
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah she does hepatitis.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. From heroin Us. Have I met this Mike? Yeah?
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: This is Oh, this is best man Minde Yeah, oh okay, yeah,
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I met him bunch of great mic we DM on occasion.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Do you yeah? Send him one now? Hell no, I
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: don't want to. He's busy the.
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: Day off, he's got the day off.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: I don't want to bug him while these buzzies out
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: the day off.
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: You can't get fired on your day off. He's got
• 45:08
  Speaker 8: Friday off too.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Bro, he's fucking coming back down.
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: No, it's Easter.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: The Lord's rising, Bro. I know I forgot that Jesus
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: is coming back to us on Sunday.
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: What are you about to do for Jesus' return?
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: I gotta go home, Yeah, not for Easter. Well, I
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: gotta go home because I'm gonna go see Larry David
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: on Monday with my parents.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: And now my mom's like, you're coming home for Easter? Right?
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I was gonna come. I was
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: gonna fly to Boston Monday night and then fly home
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Monday night. What Like I was planning on being in
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Boston for like two hours? Is that possible?
• 45:48
  Speaker 8: Or I was gonna like, you know, way, there's Red
• 45:49
  Speaker 8: Eyes from Boston to New York.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Well, the thing is the problem is that I got
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: I'm going to Providence the weekend that weekend, So it's
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: like then I don't know if I'm gonna just stay
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: get to the fourth of the weekend of the weeknd
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: of the fourth Okay, so it's a lot of travel.
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's fucked, fucking brutal. Your mom probably thinks, you know, Larry.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: David absolutely one of the guys you work with. Yeah,
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: she absolutely thinks that. She probably, like I know, my mom,
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: and I know in the back of her head she
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: thinks that, like, we're gonna get invited like backstage to
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: hang out with Larry David. They have such a warped
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: percentage of my career, a warped at warp perception of
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: my of my career.
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, your agent's the one getting a warp percentage. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 46:34
  Speaker 8: yours alive fucking agents.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, agents, I mean you guys should start a class
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: action suit. Against agents because they're a fucking robbing you guys.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big time. Now I like my agent of course.
• 49:22
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: There was a class action suit of against realtors because
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: all realtors are taking six percent and they make one
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: hundred billion dollars a year.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Well they're taking they take six percent of everything every
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: time they like sell the house. Yes, that's ridiculous. How
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: crazy is that?
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: So if you sell a house for a million dollars,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: your reltor automatically gets sixty thousand dollars, even though you
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: found the house on like redfin or Zillow or whatever,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Like you fucking scheduled everything yourself and then a realtor
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: automatically gets that.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I had to do that. When I fucking signed
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: to my apartment that I live in now, I was like, dude,
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I all this is what I found the house ons
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: I scheduled the meeting to go see the see the apartment.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: The guy doesn't even show up. He's just like buzz
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: in and I'll let you in. And then I go
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: see it and then he's like, all right, do you
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: want to sign like all over text? And then I
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: meet up with him in person to give him like
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: five thousand dollars or some shit. Yeah, it's insane. It
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: was like, are you kidding me, dude, it must be
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: the sweetest job. Well, it's a it's a it's just
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: like a hack.
• 50:21
  Speaker 8: That's why you see so many people who are just
• 50:23
  Speaker 8: like sleeze balls, fuck ups or just like.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: Real people, because I guess they just really really get
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: your realtor license. Yeah, it's like everyone that drops out
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: of college, they just become a realtor and they start
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: making like millions of dollars.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: They're just like, I just want to chill, but also
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: occasionally get sixty thousand dollars just dropped into my bank account.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Or I think it's maybe three percent goes to so
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: you pay sixty thousand, three percent goes to the selling agent,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: and three percent goes to the buying agent. But still
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: just thirty thousand dollars. Just I mean, if you're selling
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: multiple houses a week, yeah, you're a fucking cake.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I told you about how that might. The realtor asked
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: me if I wanted to get into the comedy cellar.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because he was like, I work with with Nome,
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: the owner, And I was like, dude, that's not how
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: I want to get into the comedy seller is having
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: my realtor recommend me.
• 51:12
  Speaker 8: That's how all the greats did it. That's how Rock
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: got in.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: How'd you get in here, dude? All my realtor suggested me.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Dude had never seen me. He was just like, I'm
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: a big comedy fan.
• 51:24
  Speaker 8: I can get you in.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: I can get you anywhere.
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: Store seller, mothershit.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Store fucking I've had some nights there.
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, the best. You've never even fucking been
• 51:35
  Speaker 8: to the store.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Now I haven't said. I think I'm doing a show
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: there in June. The belly room sixty capacity.
• 51:44
  Speaker 8: Oh, I know all about the belly room.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: So We're gonna try and see if I can get
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: my best Mexicans out there.
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: Bring them in like a fucking bust full of micros.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: I'd love to do a show in LA and have
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: it only be Mexicans and all the whites can't get tickets.
• 51:57
  Speaker 8: You should book it as that I know, little sas
• 52:00
  Speaker 8: Mexicans only.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Mexican's only tour.
• 52:04
  Speaker 8: Bring your twenty three and me at the door.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be awesome. The Mexican, dude, greatest crowd
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: in the world.
• 52:10
  Speaker 8: Mexicans are incredible.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta start doing more Mexicans. There was a
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: me Mexican shows that sounded wrong.
• 52:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, do in Mexican like Pickleman.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Uh the uh one of the dudes at the kitchen
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: at the Alehouse, Uh Mexican bro Alfonso. Yeah, Mike was
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: just there, uh on on Saturday, and he was in
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: the kitchen and the Mexican dude, Alfonso.
• 52:35
  Speaker 8: Is like, don't dance do amigo tortuga and he's.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Talking about me, Bro. I don't know what that means.
• 52:39
  Speaker 8: Where's your where's your friend? That tortuga which means a
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: turtle because I when I worked there just moved slow
• 52:44
  Speaker 8: as fuck. Oh really yeah, they fucking I mean ten
• 52:47
  Speaker 8: years plus removed that don't remember the Mexicans bro, the turtle.
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: This dude Alfonso is like this four foot eight Mexican
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: dude who just like is fucking wider than he is tall.
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: Just fucking can carry anything. Fucking just a brick shit house.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: And like there's always these like teenage like punks that
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: come through, these pimply faced white kids that come through.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: One time, one of the kids, like he was washing dishes.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: One of them came up behind him and pulled on
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: his ponytail, and he just turned around and kicked the
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: kids squaring it.
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: An incredible move.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: Took absolutely no shit from anybody.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. You gotta do that, though. You can't let
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: another man touch your hair.
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: Like that, especially a little boy like that. Yeah, just
• 53:27
  Speaker 8: because he's like a tall, skinny white boy. Yeah, you're
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: getting kicked in the fucking ball.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: I beat the shit out of him. You fucking kill him, yeah, honestly.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the Sineloa cartel, Yeah, you wind up on
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: a Jeff Nod TikTok. What he didn't, though, is little
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Sasquatch had a lust for blood.
• 53:47
  Speaker 8: He ever watch his tiktoks?
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Who's Jeff nee do? Now? I've seen I know he
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: used to do the Mob ones.
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah he does, but he does like cartel and yeah, yeah,
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: Mob thirteen. It's fucking incredible.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Apparently, I m s thirteen's quite the presence in Bakersfield.
• 54:02
  Speaker 8: What if that was the what if it was like
• 54:03
  Speaker 8: the Ganglord show? Yeah, and they loved me. What if
• 54:07
  Speaker 8: a cartel boss is like the Sash, We're gonna pay
• 54:10
  Speaker 8: you fifteen million dollars to come down to fucking Juarez
• 54:13
  Speaker 8: and you're gonna do shows for us?
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: I would do it for sure. I would absolutely do it.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: If like, if like they reached out to my agent
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: as like it was like a corporate gig, like we're
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: sending you out to MS thirteen's headquarters.
• 54:24
  Speaker 8: I know your agent would be like, we have five
• 54:26
  Speaker 8: hundred thousand dollars for you.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: I would absolutely do it.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta do it then, or I heard. I
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: mean there's a lot of East Coast there's a lot
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: of East Coast cartels.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they don't fuck they don't fuck with the
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: East coast ones. I only like the West coast ones.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Oh really yeah, way better. Yeah, it is different though,
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: because the the West Coast, the Mexicans in Ontario hated me.
• 54:50
  Speaker 8: Oh Ontario, California.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was last year's Maybe I was just
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: way worse. Yeah, because this year they loved me. You
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: can't have been way worse, though, I think I probably was.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was a different Maybe you said something offensive
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: to them. Maybe did you change much of your material?
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: I guess I got it like new, probably new, like
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: twenty minutes of.
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: The forty I mean of the hour. So there's forty
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: that they could have already heard. Yeah, maybe they were
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: just gone off the modelos.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe they didn't like my jokes about not drinking.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah they hated that, yeah, definitely, And then I won
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: them back with my plane and stuff.
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: Always shit jokes, yeah, those always play yeah, shit jokes
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: to playing stuff, maybe little masturbation stuff.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: They love the shit stuff. Yeah, I mean pretty much
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: flipping tables over because they were laughing so hard. It
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: is so it's like, dude, they're laughing like they're like,
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: this is so wrong. That's what makes it the best.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: It's so funny, dude. Coming down from that show was
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: weird because I got I got off stage and just
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: went straight to my car, Like I got off stage
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: that my car was parts out back, went straight to
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: my car and went to LA and I was like
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: coming down from that, like the whole drive, it was
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: like a very odd feeling.
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: I'm just picturing you in like a sombrero in Mexican
• 56:09
  Speaker 8: soccer jersey.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was listening to that fucking song. That song fuck,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: it's in Spanish. Me and Guardini were singing it when
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: we were in San Diego. It's the one that's like
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: uh ah no, it's like a white person like Spanish song.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: What's the is it the bieber one? It might know? Fuck?
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: What is it? I gotta text Guardini and ask him.
• 56:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you got to get to the bottom of this.
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: We need to figure out where the Spanish.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Song it is a it's a funny song. Should I
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: just call Guardini?
• 56:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Get him as a feature on the app. Yeah, it'll
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: be huge. He definitely won't answer. Tell me he's live
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: to tape. You gotta tell me it's live to tape.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: He's not gonna answer. He's definitely with the sleep or
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: some shit fucking asshole, dickhead, your call has been forwarded toil.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: They got my ship in Spanish. Now, they got my
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: ship in Spanish. I didn't even set that up myself.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: How the hell did that happen? It's his ship, his ship, Yeah, dude,
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: I told you ship changes when you go out west.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: They got his ship in Spanish, but the well, that
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: was English. Yeah, but it was a Spanish accent for sure. Yeah,
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: your call has been.
• 57:38
  Speaker 8: Or was that Charcarne had been. It's got to be Texas.
• 57:44
  Speaker 8: It's because he's in Yeah.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? That was crazy? Great timing.
• 57:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was a blessing from Guardians.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, I remember it. It's the one where it's like, uh,
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: it's like, I'm lee leaving today. How does it go?
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Is that Migos? Wait, that's a country song, I know,
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: but it's in Spanish. Everyone was bumping that out in Bakersfield.
• 58:19
  Speaker 8: Dude, where is that Zach Brown?
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Ben? I think it's Zach Brown. Is a lot of that,
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: so pour up our grandma. It was a lot of
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: that driving back to l A. I'm leaving today.
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: That's the whitest Zach brownband my bartender. She's from the
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: Islands with a body that's been about the sun. That's
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: the way of saying she's Mexican body's been kissed by
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: the sun.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: It was great, that's it was a dark drive home,
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: though drive home was not as fun as I'm making
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: it out to me. I stopped at a truck stop.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: So this this highway back is it's eighty miles straight.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Wrong fucking person, it's bo I don't got time for
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: this bullet.
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: Wait take bo hell know Guardina m Bow in the
• 59:19
  Speaker 8: same app.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: I know that's crazy. That's Big Numbers, dude. Last week's
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: episode Big Numbers did it calling it the episode that
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: broke the internet because of a dirty lie. I told
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: it a dirty lie, dude that I'm not even kidding that,
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: like like I felt it in my stomach when you
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: texted me inside it wasn't true. I told you on
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: the episode. I nobody believe you because I thought you
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: were just covering up your tracks.
• 59:41
  Speaker 8: How would that be covering my tracks?
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know. And then I and then I and
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: then I texted you, and then you said it wasn't true,
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I literally like ran into the show.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: He fell down.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: They're like, I fucking love Sass or whatever. I'm like, yeah,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I'm coming up with like a story to telling the
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: podcast about this show right now, dickhead, what are you mean?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I think the real story there's like a Bill Murray
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: story where he's like, fucking yeah, I think he was
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: like washing the dishes in someone's kitchen at a house party.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: No, it was just a classic, like funny story that
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: ends up making me look like I'm fucking retarded somehow.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 8: I don't think it's like the classics.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Sass hasn't heard the Bill Murray story, has he?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: It's like, uh, how many super Bowls? Is Wayne Gretzky won.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: People are picking it up as like a gossip story.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: I now, I saw that someone was trying to do
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: like a report on it, except then the baby gronk
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: rizzed up Ryan or whatever the fuck his name is.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Jake Jillenhall, did you see them McGregor stuff. Yeah, that
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: guy's in bad shite.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 8: That actually made my ship look very believable.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: I know, But uh, he was fine at the movie McGregor. Yeah,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: he was fine. Every interview I've seen him in the
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: last two weeks has been like that.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: I mean, I don't know when that shit happened, but
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: he was literally fine at the movie.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: I mean he must be doing Did you see.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: Robbie Fox interview?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: He was fine because he was probably just he probably
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: just died a line. Whatever you gotta do, Yeah, whatever
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: you gotta do to get right above the colm down.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: That's what Jake Jillenhall told me.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he told me that too. Jake jillen Hall realized. Yeah.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: I ran into him at the truck stop bathroom in
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Bakersfield and he said, tell Roney, sucks ass. I was like,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: and he said, no one will believe you.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: What Yeah, yeah, your joy in that story was what
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 8: made it, made it so much funnier.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: A great story.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great story. I'm trying to work on
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: my storytelling all to be a lie. I mean, great
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: storytelling is great storytelling. I'm trying to that's like a
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: skill I'm trying to hone.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 8: It was Kobe's ninth skill that he was trying to hone.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Was storytelling. Yeah, he was pretty good at it, Kobe.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well, because he worked on it as a craft.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Lebron's good at it.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: No, Lebron's terrible.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Bron's a great storyteller.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: What's a good story he's told? He's great. He tells whoppers.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he tells FIBs. But that's good. I mean that's
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: what you did. You you just told the fib Yeah.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: But mine was like an intentional fit, so were his?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 8: No, not intentional.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: That's what they want. That's what he wants you to think.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 8: No, he's trying to trick you.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: No, that's what he wants you to think. Part of
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: his image.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Lebron's trying to fool It's all part of his image.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I'm going to ask him tomorrow night is Bucks Lakers?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, you're going Yeah, of course you have to go,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: or you like, is this like part of your contract?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: You gotta go to every single Pat Bev game and
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: watch him stink up the fucking court. Don't you fucking
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: say that get one three point or the whole game?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Do you say that he's the only player I've ever
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: seen in the NBA who it's like celebrated if he
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: gets one, if he makes one point or your bitterness
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: is an ugly shade on you. I mean, it's crazy,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Like if I went on DraftKings right now, it'd be
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: like Pat Bev, Pat Bev picks touch the ball over
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: under point five.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: Your your bitterness is such a stinky colone. It's literally
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: making me sick to my stomach to smell it in the.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Room right now. I'm just saying, I'm just speaking the truth. Dude.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Have you ever watched people hate you watch an NBA game? Ah? Yeah,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: I watched some of the Celtics Bucks game, did you.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: I just had to make sure my Celtics were taking
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: care of the Bucks properly.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 8: Pat Bev had nine felt to ask.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: I was so close to tweeting Belt to ask, but
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to get It's like that would cause.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 8: Issues that would have been hilarious.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: No, because I feel like it's getting We're getting to
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: that point where it's like, if you're in the podcast war,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: you're definitely picking Pat Bev over this show. No way, bro, Absolutely,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: what are you talking about? I feel like if I
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: tweeted Belt to ask, it would have been fucking It
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: would have been like a call from you being like, Yo,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: you got to delete that.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: When have I ever made you delete? Or what have
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: I ever even been serious about?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Yo? For real? Like, I I know, I'm not I
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: don't know if you'll need to do this, but like,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: you got to delete that post. I got Joannis texting
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: me right now. But Honnis is on my ass, Dave's
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: on my ass' they're fucking pissed. I can't believe Prevs
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: abandoned to you court side. He had the bubble guts.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: That actually could be where I got it. Oh, he
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: got the bubble guts, Yeah he would. He had the
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: like the ships. That's a good story, so we should
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: have led with that.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 8: That storytelling you need to hook for people.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So we go to the Celtics game and Dave
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: has the ships, right, Yeah, we get in, we have
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: our little salmon or whatever. At halftime, we're about to
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: go back to our seats, and Dave is like, I
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: need a second, find me a private bathroom.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: Guardian, He's calm, right here we go, Guardiani, Hello, it's up.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: We're like your life to tape on. Son of a
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: Boy Dad? What was the song we were singing in Sandy?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: All right, that's all we needed? Thank you? Yeah, that's
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: what Ron thought it was by Jimmy Buffett.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: No, I didn't, I said Zach Brownband. Isn't you said
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 8: you thought that was a Mexican song? You thought it
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: was a fucking Mexican song.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Oh? Also, Guardiani, why is your voicemail in a in
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: a Hispanic voice? I didn't know that was the case, dude.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: When we called you it was it was like, uh,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: it was like leave your voicemail after the messy, after
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: the beep. I swear to god, not even joking, that's
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: how it sounded. Yes, I think it's because you're in Texas. Yeah,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Alright, talk to you later, t t
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: y L. That sucked to you later?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 8: How do I say?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: As?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: I think it's audios and via condios.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: I think you can just make it up as you
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: go along.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 8: I think they're the easiest phrases to say. It's like addios,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: I mean he's rhyming God with God, Adios with God,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 8: and via condios go with God, arios VI.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: I'm leaving today anyway, Dave's court side fucking shipping. It's
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: fucking running down his leg. They have to bring out
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: the big mop like somebody spilled. Yeah, starts smearing his
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: ship kick over that high noon So it looks like
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: to loot my shit water. That's crazy. I didn't think
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: when you got to that level of money you got
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: sick like that. Oh yeah, Like I always a met
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: like food poisoning is more of the poor man's game,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: you think.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: So you think it's like something that happens on the
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 8: galleys of a ship where you're going across the Atlantic
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: Ocean to find a better life in America.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you should have been getting food poisoning, fucking when
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: you're worth a hundred million dollars.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 8: But those are the people that have fragile stomachs because
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 8: they're not eating the shit.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Ah, yeah they're not. They're not like if you went
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: to Taco Bell, it's shit city.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Well, if you if you're if you're going to Taco
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Bell regularly, your stomach is stealed to that kind of shit.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: That's like me, Yeah, I mean you probably haven't got sick, dude,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: No, I had explosive diarrhea last night.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, but not sick. That's not being sick.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: No, that's routine.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's normal, that's how you shit.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: But I've been congratulating myself like two days earlier, being like, damn,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: I haven't got sick in a fucking minute.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: Oh that happens to me all the time.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 8: I feel incredible.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I don't.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: It's fucking nothing.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: Because you get to bragging, you start bragging. I was
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: bragging forever, being like I haven't thrown up since I
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: was in sixth grade. That was my big from not
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: not from drinking, but I was like, I haven't thrown
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: up from being six and sixth grade. I was telling
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: everyone that for years, everyone's got a plan until you
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: get smacking the teeth.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 8: Bro, everyone has a plan until you have a half
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 8: hot dog at.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: Barklay exactly exactly. That now resides in my esophagus haunting
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: me like a chupacabra. Yeah, chupacabra that's so, that's what
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: the Mexicans probably thought that they were signing up for. Probably, yeah,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: a live show, a live telling of the Chewpacabra. Dude,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: how about this, bro, Bruno Mars? Did you see this
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: shit that he fucking fifty million gambling debt? Yeah, it's
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: a lot of debt.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 8: But did you see that now he since he has
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 8: to pay off that debt, he's only making one point
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: five million a show at MGM.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: What was he making before? That's what I'm saying. That's
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: like a lot of fucking money.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 8: One point five million are show?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: Some what he has to do? Fifty shows and then
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: he's back in the green.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: No, No, he's making one point five million a show.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: Still, and they're taking the rest to clear his debt.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 8: Yes, so he's he's been bumped down to one point
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 8: five million.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: So he's well, so he's so how many shows do
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: you have to do until he's in the green.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: He's in the green.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: He's already in the green. They're taking his money.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 8: He's obligated to do these shows.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: They've taken money off the top, and he still gets
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: one point five million so he can build up a
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: whole other fucking gambling debt to them.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: Oh so he's rich as fuck?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 8: Yes, one point five he's getting one point five million
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: dollars a show after he pays off MGM, the fifty million.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: How do you get into I don't even know if
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: we're allowed to talk about this, but how does how does?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: How do you get into gambling debt? In like the
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: modern world of betting, where it's all I.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: Think you get markers from casinos. I'd like that you
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 8: don't put the cash in.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, I see, I see that makes sense. I don't
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: fucking know, though, I've never been close to because like
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: every time I've gone to a casino, it's been like,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: you spend.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 8: What I lose two hundred dollars something, yeah, stuff, Yeah, you.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: Have two hundred dollars and then you lose it on
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: roulette and then you go home.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you go back up to your room five minutes later.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: It's not I'm not like, well, what if I give
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: you my fitbit? How much? How much could we make
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: happen with that? Give me an extra twenty bucks?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 8: That is how they portray it in like old gambling.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Well, even with like sports betting,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: it's like it's all you can't spend what you don't have.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 8: You can't put your watch in the game now.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Which is good how it should be. You shouldn't be able.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 8: To put your watch up now. You should just keep
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: your watches.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: You should be able to keep your watch, and you
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: should spend what you reasonably can't afford to spend.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 8: That's what I always have been saying.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: That's what you've been saying that forever. I learned that too. Yeah,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: but you say it too.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: We said it once at the same time, while yeah
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: to each other that Yeah, I placed my hand on
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: top of yours and we shared a one.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Strand bet responsibly.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we laid it in the tramp to fucking long
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 8: ass strand of spaghetti.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: It is one of my favorite things to do.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 8: Gamble responsibly, responsibly.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: It's fun. March madness. Gambling is very fun. I just
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: can't get into it. I don't like betting really outside
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: of football March.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 8: I mean these like this past weekend of just betting
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 8: every game is extremely fun.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know enough about it. You don't
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: know anything about football either, not so much about football.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: People have been clowning you actually.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 8: Because of what the because you said Justin Jefferson, Yeah,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 8: and that trade wound up happening.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Right. People have been clowning you, and the trade happened, right,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: And Justin Jefferson is all in the Bengals now right. No,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: but you were saying that he's still he signed a
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: new contract. Yeah, but I said he wasn't going to
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: the Bend. He just signed a massive contract and everyone
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, hold the phone, No he hasn't.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 8: I said he wasn't going to the Bengals. Played the
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 8: same people are saying he might go to the Patriots now.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: Dude, the Patriots are never going to get into I
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: heard the Patriots are going to get relegated to college.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Did you know that the Celtics have won seventeen championships.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 8: And they were all when black guys weren't allowed to
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 8: play basketball.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: That's not true. They won with Kevin Garnette and.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 8: That was the first one. Yeah, when black guys were allowed.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's crazy being a Boston fan. Six Super Bowls,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: six Stanley Cups, seventeen NBA championships in nine World Series.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: Who's that, pepev O'Malley Grace, O'Malley, Yeah, I guess interesting.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Should I take it now? We're almost done. They're probably
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: gonna try and pull you into something else. No, I
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: text to see what time it was. How do I say, all,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: let's come me. Oh, we're already at like an hour
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: and five minutes. Time flies when you're having the best
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: time of your entire goddamn life. Time flies when you
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: haven't talked to someone in person in five days.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 8: Same, I haven't either. I'd a drop of alcohol this
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 8: weekend and I haven't. And I didn't like talk to
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 8: anybody except for Mike.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't talked to I mean, dude, crazy, I'm
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: not even kidding dude. What I pulled into that truck stop.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: It was me and one eighteen wheeler, and I went
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: inside and it's just this short white dude screaming at
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: the cashier guy, being like, I put five dollars in. Oh,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: so you're talking about putting five dollars in, dude, you
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: have an eighteen wheeler, five dollars of gas in the
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: eighteen We will get you out of the parking Rock Street. Yeah,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: what the fuck? So he's yelling about that, and then
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: the dude is just blatantly ignoring him, and then I
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: go in and I'm like, can I use the bathroom?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: And he's like, yeah, it's in the back. Oh, the bathroom.
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  Speaker 8: Bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: It looks like if you went to like a haunted
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: house and they turned the lights on. That's what the
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: bathroom looks like. Like shit on the like, blood on
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: the walls, shit hanging from the ceilings, horror film like
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: carpet hanging from the ceilings. It was the craziest thing. Broom. Yeah,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: and then I had to get I went to that.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: I went to that truck stop because I had to
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: empty my car of trash before I returned it. Yeah,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: and uh, and I left the fishing rod just up
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: against the gas pump and then I just peeled out
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  Speaker 3: of there. You left the fishing rod behind. Yeah, that's
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: what I always do. Is that where you were doing at? Uh?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 8: At Walmart? Yeah, buy a rod?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, damn it's there. They're twenty dollars and I'm not
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: gonna fly home home with a spin rod.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: So you're just burning twenty dollars every trip.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to go fishing for five hours, it's plenty worth it. Yeah,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: I guess. So then I'd spend twenty dollars on a license.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: You're like, how Alan Iverson used to leave his shoes
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: behind in every hotel room master every basketball game. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he leave a pair of white worn once air Force ones.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I could, realisticly, I could just leave
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  Speaker 3: it in the hotel, but I feel bad. I don't
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: want to make the fucking I don't want to make
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: the housekeeping people have to deal with a fishing rod.
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  Speaker 8: Were you telling me the story about the comedian who
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 8: fucking put mustard all over the fucking Air Force.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: I think that was wrong. I think that was Francis.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: That's so over the over the air Force ones covered
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: them in mustard and catch up so no one else
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: could wear that. Yeah, it's crazy. That's an incredible story. Fuck.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: I wish it was mine so I couldn't make a
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: lie about it. I know, my greatest joy in life. Yeah.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: I felt like I was gonna have more to say
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: about Bakersfield, but I guess it really wasn't as bad
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: as I thought it was. It was just long lot
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: of travel. What'd you do during the day, I do
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: I traveled every day. That's fucking brutal. Yeah, so I'd
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: stayed the first night, I stayed in Irvine, second night, Bakersfield,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: third night, Lax Airport wake up. Oh my, oh that
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: was this was funny on the plane, boarding the plane
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: seven am or at six am, because those long cross
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: country flights board an hour before, so it's six in
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: the morning boarding. That's brutal. Yeah. And there was that
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: LA security like easy as fuck? Oh really surprisingly? Yeah,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: I got there forty minutes. I was at my gate
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: forty minutes before boarding. I was furious. But no, Delta lounge. No.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: I flew United cheaper by a mile.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because you're sitting on a fucking plastic seat that.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: Like I was laying down.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 8: You were you were in United?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: One yeah, less than one thousand dollars for United?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 8: What yeah, I stay corrected.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: United. It might be the new move really yeah. And
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: I looked at Delta two thousand dollars for.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: A ticket, and that's cheap. Usually it's fucking three thousand.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: Who's paying three thousand dollars for a flight? You here's
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: the answer, that's not true, barstool true. Yeah, uh so
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: I bored the flight, exhausted, like I haven't slept in
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: seventy two hours. So it's not you're not getting good sleep.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: It's terrible sleep.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 8: Except for the sixty two hours you got it or
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 8: the six hours you got at the airport hotel.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that doesn't count because it's bad sleep. You're
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: fucking rolling around all night. So I'm exhausted. Board the plane.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Sit down. There's a field trip of probably it's a
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: big plane. It's like a three hundred person plane. Probably
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: seventy five people on the plane were like thirteen year
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: old kids. And the flight attendant let a girl do
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: the announcements on the plane. So it's six in the
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: morning and there's this girl going over being like, ladies
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: and gentlemen, welcome to your flight to New York. And
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: then and then you hear the flights and be like,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: it's Newark, Newark, not New York. And then she's like
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: Newark and like all her friends laughing, And I was like, oh, no,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: you notoriously hate children, No, but I hate children at
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: six in the morning.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 8: That's hilarious, it was I I was.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: I was jealous of them, though.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: That's uh, it's it makes me sick when people try
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: to be cute on the announcements. I saw a video
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: of a dude doing a like a fucking like a
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: bugs bunny voice on the like one of the flight
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: attendants doing a bugs bunny voice with like the other
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: flight attendant with like fuck me eyes being like this
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: is the cutest.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 8: Thing and here, Yeah, a white passengers, I would fucking.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: Blow my brain. I would kill myself if that happened. Yeah,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: they'd be going straight into the pentagon.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 8: I would That's probably what there was a grown man.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: Doing bugs bunny voice at six in the morning, I
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: would lose. I would say something. You gotta say. You
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: gotta be like, dude, cut the ship. What the fuck
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: are you doing? You best here? Yeah, there should no
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: one want to hear this, so.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: With like a guitar or whenever there's like choirs on
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 8: a fucking plane, all everybody's trying to sing together.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: That's my worst nightmare.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Or I saw a big of a TikTok of a
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: big girl on a plane recently and she was like,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: I'm an oversized traveler.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: Of course I have to walk sideways.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 8: Down the aisle.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw that video.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: I'm an oversized traveler. Yeah, of course I have to
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 8: sit next to my smallest family member.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: I like it seeing you know, you're an oversized person.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: You're an oversized traveler. You're an oversized human, but which
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: is fine, But don't be narrowing it down to specific situations.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 8: And the fact that she is, she's filming it on
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 8: the plane.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: Who's with her? That's like, like gonna film this video
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: for her? Like there's obviously like a planned video. Probably
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: her undersized friend she was.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 8: Probably she probably went in skinny and she was like,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna get oversized for this video. Yes, so I
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 8: can make this video.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, I saw this on my way to la boarding
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: the plane again six in the morning in Newark, and
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: they're doing the whole thing. If any military people were
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: disabled people who need extra assistants getting on the plane,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: you're now pre boarding. Disabled girl shows up broken leg.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: Let's relax on the disabled thing, right, entourage twenty people,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: you get one person and maybe if you're like Stephen
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: Hawking level, you get two. Yeah, right, you don't get
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: thirteen people.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Someone to push the wheelchair, someone to wipe the jewel. Yeah,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: if you're not drooling, If you're not drooling, you don't
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: get more than two people.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 8: You don't get more than one place.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: She had an entourage of thirteen people getting onto the
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: plane because she had a broken leg.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 8: That's insane crazy. I saw it going out of Chicago
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 8: this week. I saw a parade of elderly Indian people
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 8: in wheelchairs. Oh, had their own line in security. Yeah,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 8: they like took back the red tape and had a
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 8: completely new line for these elderly Indians, all in wheelchairs,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 8: everyone younger than the person behind them.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 8: By the end, it was like an eight year old
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: in a wheelchair. Everyone just like piled into wheelchairs.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: You think they're faking it? Yes, absolutely, I think that's
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: the new move. I think people they throw on a
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: fake cast, they bring fourteen of their clothes.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 8: There's so many people. Yeah, Disney.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Disney's a big one. Oh my god, Disney. They got
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: the wheelchairs. As soon as you get off the plane,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: they're like, all right, who needs to who needs assistance?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 8: Who wants to gain the system at Disney?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 8: Who wants to steal from Walt? That fucking freak, that
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 8: cryogenically frozen bastard.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: Is he frozen? Yeah? They froze Walt? Yeah? Oh shit? Yeah,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, actually yeah I think you told me about that.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's crazy frozen Disney, because it's not about that anymore,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 8: damn crazy.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna let it go. Though, we're gonna
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: let it go. It's a frozen joke. We're gonna let
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: it go. We'll see you guys on Thursday. Facts. I'm
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: gonna be in Providence, Rhode Island, April fourth, fifth.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 8: Happy birthday, Francis.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: Birthday, Francis, say happy birthday, Francis. I want to say
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: happy birthday to me. Come to my show. It is
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: in April fourth, fifth, and sixth, because well that is
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: my birthday. So yes, goodbye. We'll see you guys on Thursday.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: Talking