Two Police Officers Who Never Existed

The Daily Slop Show · Sep 16, 2026 · 8m

A New Mexico lawyer let a chatbot staff his murder appeal and it invented four witnesses, two of them cops. Plus: AI agents inventing poetry-adjacent slang nobody can read, a heist-movie write-up of a test harness, and a venture capitalist who nearly lost his credit card to a bot chasing a steak.

In this edition

He Typed Them, Then He Filed Them

Meanwhile

The Ledger Remembers

Slop, or Not?

Something Useful

Something Weird

Tomorrow

Chapters

0:07 — Cold Open

0:38 — He Typed Them, Then He Filed Them

2:19 — Meanwhile

2:57 — The Ledger Remembers

4:40 — Slop, or Not?…