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Hour 4 - Bill the Pill · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. It's our Numbber four. We'll call this
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  Speaker 1: the Spacoli Hour, Hour number four. We go to Chapel Hill,
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  Speaker 1: conflicting reports, some saying the end is near, that buyout
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  Speaker 1: talks are underway in North Carolina, others saying no premature.
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  Speaker 1: Can you explain why things have gone so badly for
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  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick at North Carolina and how we got to
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  Speaker 1: this point? Also, how much stalk do you give reports
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  Speaker 1: of North Carolina digging into rules violations under Bill Belichick?
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  Speaker 1: And what happens next? If Belichick is out at North
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  Speaker 1: Carolina sooner than later? As is he preparing to leave
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina? Well, if he is, where's he gonna end up?
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of that and more right now,
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  Speaker 1: settle in and have a wonderful Thursday, this ninth day
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  Speaker 1: of October. Here it is our number four from Chapel
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  Speaker 1: Bill to Bill the pill. Well, come in the beginning
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  Speaker 1: That's expresspros dot com. So developing story here, developing story
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  Speaker 1: in college football, A humdinger of a story. So they
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  Speaker 1: give you the basics. We'll go to Chapel Hill. The
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  Speaker 1: walls are caving in on Bill Belichick in his run
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  Speaker 1: on Tobacco Road, you're just saying, well, it's what's only
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  Speaker 1: been five games, what are we doing here? Well, if
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  Speaker 1: you have not been following very dramatic turn of events,
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  Speaker 1: here a one point eighty flip flop, we are told
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  Speaker 1: now if you missed it, the almighty Hoodie Bill Belichick
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  Speaker 1: is supposedly behind the scenes negotiating through his reps some
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  Speaker 1: kind of buyout from North Carolina. He's ready to cut
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  Speaker 1: a check and get the hell out of Dodge and
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  Speaker 1: all that. Now, there are conflicting reports. The deal is
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  Speaker 1: not done. Belichick, he's trying to push back on that,
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  Speaker 1: and meekly pushed back, Well, he's going to stay till
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  Speaker 1: the end of the year at least. And so it's
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  Speaker 1: not I don't believe everything you hear. And so there
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  Speaker 1: are varying reports. There are some reports that indicate the
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  Speaker 1: man Belichick, who once fined players for being late to
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  Speaker 1: team meetings, has been ghosting his own coaching staff when
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina had the week off a little while back.
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question for the esteem panel.
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  Speaker 1: Can you explain why things have gotten so rotten, why
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  Speaker 1: they've gone so badly? For Bill Belichick at North Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got the belt, billiards, and scuba mask, and
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  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together and we'll
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  Speaker 1: make a deal with the devil, and then we'll have
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  Speaker 1: some gobba goool. We'll have the gobbagool. So to lead
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  Speaker 1: off here, though Bill Belichick was we know what he
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  Speaker 1: was supposed to do. The brochure said turbo charge turbo
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  Speaker 1: charge things. And the tar Hills have been, to be kind,
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  Speaker 1: they have been stagnant. It's about as fun watching North
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  Speaker 1: Carolina play football's having your teeth pulled. Welcome to Dolesville, USA.
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  Speaker 1: And they're not just bad North Carolina like I thought
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  Speaker 1: they'd be. Somewhe Deon Sanders is not doing a great
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  Speaker 1: job at Colorado, but they're at least entertaining. It's apathetic
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  Speaker 1: at North Carolina. North Carolina u NC. It looks like
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  Speaker 1: they they're practicing on zoom and they're also practicing social distancing.
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  Speaker 1: Back in the COVID days with no social social distance
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  Speaker 1: means no blocking, no tackling. They're distancing themselves from that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: how bad are they? Great question? So the tar Hills
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  Speaker 1: as coached by Bill Belichick, all that non sweet talk
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  Speaker 1: from Belichick. The Tar Hills, out of one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: thirty six schools in D one, are ranked one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and thirty second in offense, one hundred and thirty second. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't play college football. I don't think that's good.
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  Speaker 1: When you're down there with Coastal Carolina, Kent State, Northern Illinois,
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  Speaker 1: and UMass, things are not going very well. You haven't
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  Speaker 1: exactly galvanized the Tar Hills. But wait, there's more. So, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: Belichick's not an offensive guy. He let other people take
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  Speaker 1: care of the Patriots offense. He's a defensive guy. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: fair enough, all right, So how about that North Carolina defense?
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  Speaker 1: Are they rocking and rolling there on defense? Well, what's
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  Speaker 1: your definition of rocking and rolling? They are better than
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  Speaker 1: the offense. North Carolina again, out of one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: thirty six schools, is ranked ninety eighth, ninety eight. They're contemporary.
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  Speaker 1: Sure are the other schools right around where Bill Belichick
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  Speaker 1: is at this point in history, Southern miss Texas State
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  Speaker 1: and Western Kentucky the Hilltoppers. So it was a great
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  Speaker 1: science experiment. You take the grumpiest man in football and
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  Speaker 1: you drop him in a sleepy college town full of
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  Speaker 1: nil kids and TikTokers, and it's gonna work. It's gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: It's a culture mismash. It's city slickers versus country bumpkins.
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  Speaker 1: And right now the country bumpkins are winning and the
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  Speaker 1: city slickers are not winning. And so is there a
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  Speaker 1: purge underway? Now? The biggest problem is, rather obviously the
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  Speaker 1: biggest problem is promise is broken. That promise is broke.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let your mouth write checks your body can't cash.
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  Speaker 1: And it wasn't even so much Bill Belichick. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of these things didn't come from Belichick. It was the people,
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  Speaker 1: you know, friends and family that he brought in there
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  Speaker 1: and invitation only, invitation only. It's the posse, the motley
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  Speaker 1: crew around Belichick, name podcaster Mike Lombardi who's been writing
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  Speaker 1: the Belichick train his entire life. And yeah, the kids
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  Speaker 1: on the coaching staff. You got the floozy girlfriend. It
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  Speaker 1: really is the odd you know, the odd couple, the
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  Speaker 1: motley crew. The issue though, when you take all of
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  Speaker 1: these people, right, you put all of these people and
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  Speaker 1: you put them down in North Carolina, and then it's
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  Speaker 1: the belt, right, you don't bring the taboo. You get
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  Speaker 1: the girlfriend. Now you don't win. If you if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna win, it's like I put up it. Otherwise it's humiliating, right,
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  Speaker 1: it's humiliation on parade, and that doesn't play well in
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  Speaker 1: the Bible Belt. And so now the as one of
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  Speaker 1: the reports that the rats are leaving the ship and
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  Speaker 1: it's you know, it's like the Titanic and all this stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and the coaches are looking for other gigs. But this
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  Speaker 1: is the chef's kiss, all right, It's a chef's kiss
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  Speaker 1: perfect Now supposedly, assistants are already calling teams that are
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be in the playoffs and say, hey, you
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  Speaker 1: know something, Michael Haywire here, you can't make this stuff up.
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  Speaker 1: You can't. I mentioned the Titanic, but it's like the Titanic,
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  Speaker 1: except instead of the band playing, Belichick sitting in his
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  Speaker 1: office kind of mumbling, he's got marble mouth. He's a
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  Speaker 1: do your job. Well, he's on a date with his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: The walls are melting, they're melting furthermore, but staying with
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  Speaker 1: the theme of the hour. Staying with the theme of
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  Speaker 1: the hour was reading that there are supposed a serious
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  Speaker 1: recruiting violations that are under investigation in house investigation by UNC. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what does that report tell us? It tells us that
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  Speaker 1: people have an axe to grind with Bill Belichick. They
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  Speaker 1: got a big problem with Belichick and they are going
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  Speaker 1: for it right. Recruiting and practice violations have already supposedly
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  Speaker 1: been proven by the school, by the school that according
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  Speaker 1: to various reports on the dark web. So the question
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  Speaker 1: how much stark do you give reports of North Carolina
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  Speaker 1: digging into rules violations under Bill Belichick. So this is known,
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  Speaker 1: and there's a clinical term for it. It's more of
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  Speaker 1: a political term than a football term, but it applies here.
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  Speaker 1: I think you'll agree. When they go low, I go lower.
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  Speaker 1: See that's the playbook. When they go low, I go lower.
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  Speaker 1: So people are out to get Belichick, and it's billiards
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  Speaker 1: is what it is. It's it's dirty pool. It's Belichick
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  Speaker 1: now is behind the eight ball. The team blows, people
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  Speaker 1: hate him, and they're leaking all of these stories. And
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  Speaker 1: it's really a game of whack a mole where you
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  Speaker 1: knock down one story over here, and then another story
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  Speaker 1: happens over here, and so then you knock that one down,
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  Speaker 1: but then it's in the middle, and then you've got
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  Speaker 1: to go over here and you end up playing whackable.
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  Speaker 1: It has been said that many of these universities they
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  Speaker 1: used they weaponized recruiting violations, like if they don't like
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  Speaker 1: the coach anymore and they want to save some money
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  Speaker 1: on the buyout as well, you broke some by laws
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  Speaker 1: of the school. It's like a standard operating procedure thing.
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  Speaker 1: The nc DOUBLEA bylaws those alone. If you've ever read
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  Speaker 1: the nc DOUBLEA by laws, I don't recommend it if
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  Speaker 1: you want to fall asleep or something like that. They're
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  Speaker 1: on the interweb. But the NCUBA by laws alone, okay,
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  Speaker 1: contain thousands, thousands of regulations that have penalties and whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: Many of them are obscure, a lot of them are
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  Speaker 1: very technical, and there's a lot of duplication, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of dupes on there. And so by the letter of
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  Speaker 1: the law, you can find an NCAA violation if you want.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like the police can pull you over
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  Speaker 1: and they can find some there's so many laws in
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  Speaker 1: the police code for how you drive and how you
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  Speaker 1: change lanes and what your car thatting on your winners,
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  Speaker 1: Like I think can find a million reasons to pull
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  Speaker 1: you over because technically, right Now, if you're driving a
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  Speaker 1: lot of you get up early this hour to beat
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  Speaker 1: the traffic because you're a grown up, you're right now
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  Speaker 1: violating the law. You don't realize you're violating the law,
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  Speaker 1: but you're violating law right, and so by the letter
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  Speaker 1: of the law you can find some kind of NC
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  Speaker 1: double A violation. Had the Tar Hills been cooking with
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  Speaker 1: gas on the field, then all of that would be ignored,
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  Speaker 1: all of it. You'd have you'd have what you have
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  Speaker 1: tunnel vision, all right. And since they suck, you put
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  Speaker 1: cyanide in the soup. Is what you do? Right? Is
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  Speaker 1: that Matza ball soup? No, it's cyanide soup. Now the
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  Speaker 1: irony here, the greatest defensive mind of all time is
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  Speaker 1: if you believe these reports getting out schemed, the guy
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  Speaker 1: that was one step ahead of the NFL for most
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  Speaker 1: of his time in New England is getting out schemed
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  Speaker 1: by his own school and the NC double A compliance department.
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  Speaker 1: Is that how this is going to end? Death by paperwork?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Last thing? Now we mentioned there are conflicting reports, but
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  Speaker 1: there's this big expose about how everyone's out to get Belichick.
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  Speaker 1: He's a schmuck, you know, all that stuff, all the
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  Speaker 1: things that we've kind of known about Bill Belichick. So
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  Speaker 1: he's been put on the spot and then he tried
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  Speaker 1: to push back on that and say no. The question, though,
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  Speaker 1: is in the multiverse, the Mallard multiverse, there isn't dimension
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  Speaker 1: where Belichick stays at North Carolina. But the more fun
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  Speaker 1: tomension is this does not end that way and Belichick
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  Speaker 1: exit stage left. So what happens next? Here's the question,
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  Speaker 1: what happens next to Bill Belichick? Assuming that the end
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  Speaker 1: is near and he is preparing to leave North Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: So Belichick's dream has to be at this point to
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  Speaker 1: somehow get a gig in the NFL again, Like you know,
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  Speaker 1: he's trying to pull the old Bill Belichick trick, that
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  Speaker 1: Bengali move, which you don't think he's got any kind
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  Speaker 1: of Bengalia techt you know, a billity at all. But
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  Speaker 1: when you whisper to some NFL owner, Belichick knows all
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  Speaker 1: these owners, and it's like, hey, it's you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: not me, it's them. You give me a good roster,
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  Speaker 1: I will win you a Lombardy and I'm gonna set
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  Speaker 1: the record beat Don Shula, and I'll do it in
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  Speaker 1: your hoodie. And see Belichick me that I'm not built
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  Speaker 1: for college. And you can't. Of course, you can't grunt
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  Speaker 1: your way through booster dinners and recruiting pitches and all that.
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  Speaker 1: Generally that doesn't work. And the parents might be impressed,
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  Speaker 1: but the kids probably not so much. And Bill, at
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  Speaker 1: this point, the way he operates, at least publicly, the
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  Speaker 1: way he operates is it's like using the fax machine
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  Speaker 1: right now. Well, you don't need a fax machine? Well
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  Speaker 1: why not? I love the fax machine. I grew up
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  Speaker 1: on the fax machine. But you don't need to whole
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  Speaker 1: technology you have that you can use an iPad. I
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  Speaker 1: don't need an iPad. I want the fax machine, but
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  Speaker 1: the fax machine doesn't really it's not need it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: What about a typewriter. I don't need a typewriter. You
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  Speaker 1: don't need stupid things. And so that's where we are.
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  Speaker 1: And you just know that he's dialing up Steven Ross
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  Speaker 1: putting on in his dream. Belichick's putting on a scuba mask,
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  Speaker 1: and he wants to swim with the dolphins. He wants
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  Speaker 1: to swim and break down Shula's record. There go back
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  Speaker 1: to New England every year and stick it to Robert Kraft.
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  Speaker 1: But either way, he's gotta find an off ramp because
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  Speaker 1: he's got one foot out the door because everyone's attacking him.
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  Speaker 1: The girlfriend's probably already packing for Switzerland, the floozie, right.
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  Speaker 1: The whole thing has turned into a football geopolitical meltdown.
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  Speaker 1: I remember when I was in school, I read about
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  Speaker 1: Mussolini in Italy in the nineteen forties and how he
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  Speaker 1: had to get out of dodge and he didn't make
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  Speaker 1: it out of there. But he's trying to go to Switzerland.
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  Speaker 1: I think they caught him and killed him. Whatever. But
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  Speaker 1: Belichick's tar Hill tenure is ending like a dictator trying
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  Speaker 1: to get out of dodge. I oused it by his
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  Speaker 1: own people, trying to escape with his lady friend, and
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  Speaker 1: while the mob is gathering with pitchforks and all that
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  Speaker 1: stuff and torches, and now if not the Dolphins, and
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  Speaker 1: the reports that he needs a safe landing spot. So
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  Speaker 1: I guess what does that mean? Media jobs for Belichick
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  Speaker 1: like David Portnoy or Peyton Manning can give him a lifeboat,
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  Speaker 1: like Belichick can be a barstool bro go over there
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  Speaker 1: and do some cheeseball podcast or play grab ass with
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  Speaker 1: the mannings like he was doing on Monday Night Football
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  Speaker 1: and get back together with Lombardi, Mike Lombardi and all that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right is the Ben Mallord Show. As we are
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  Speaker 1: navigating the overnight skies here on the Red Eye flight.
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  Speaker 1: We have been here all night long and kind of
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  Speaker 1: pretty decent sporting day on tap the baseball games. If
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  Speaker 1: you're a Yankee hater, little shot in freud for you.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: If you're a Yankee hater, as you can say, turn
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  Speaker 1: out the loud stu parties over another another mistake, another
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  Speaker 1: f up by the Yankees in the playoffs. They lose
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  Speaker 1: to Toronto, so the blue Jays have advanced. And now,
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  Speaker 1: speaking of that, do we have the audio from the
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  Speaker 1: end of the blue Jay game? Because I've been taking
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  Speaker 1: a lot of crap for something I said a couple
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  Speaker 1: of years ago, and of course I was right and
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  Speaker 1: I've been vindicated. Do we have the audio the end
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  Speaker 1: of the blue Jay game? Here the Toronto call. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's get to the audio. This is the end. The
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  Speaker 1: blue Jays have won. They've gone on to the American
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  Speaker 1: League Championship Series. And listen to how it sounded on
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  Speaker 1: Toronto radio swinging them in strike three, screaming fucks from Hoffman.
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  Speaker 1: The Blue Jays hard back in.
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  Speaker 3: The ALCS for the first time since twenty sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: They down the Yankees in their own yard, and they're.
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  Speaker 3: The first team in baseball's Final four.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So here's the thing, all right, and
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  Speaker 1: this is hot take validation. So a few years ago,
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  Speaker 1: the Clippers made the Final four, and I said, hey,
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  Speaker 1: they're in the Final four and very evil people. I
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  Speaker 1: think Roberto was one Eddie and Coop. We're busting my balls.
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  Speaker 1: There is no such thing as the final four. This
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  Speaker 1: is a professional broadcaster for a Major League baseball team
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  Speaker 1: who just announced the Toronto Blue Jays made the Final four.
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  Speaker 1: Because that's the final four. Just like in basketball, if
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  Speaker 1: you make the conference finals, you're in the final four.
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  Speaker 1: It's the final four. It's the final four. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: It's the final four. I just want to go on
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  Speaker 1: the record, final four, final four. Anyway, So the Yankees
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  Speaker 1: are out, blue Jays are in. The Mariners. Have we
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  Speaker 1: done a wellness check on Robbie the Mariner fantasy? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: The Mariners blew their opportunity. Now they have to face
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  Speaker 1: Trek Schouoble in game five because they f that up
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  Speaker 1: the Tigers. That game will be tomorrow. Tigers a big
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  Speaker 1: favorite on the road against George Kirby. The Dodgers screwed
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  Speaker 1: around after a round and found out Blue Jays Kyle
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  Speaker 1: schwarbade a couple of bombs, so the Dodgers have to
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  Speaker 1: play another game with the Phillies. The Phillies stand alive,
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  Speaker 1: and the Cubs beat the Brewers. So that means today
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  Speaker 1: we have two games. The early game which is Phillies
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  Speaker 1: Dodgers six o'clock Eastern time, Christopher Sanchez versus Tyler Glass
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  Speaker 1: now and the Dodgers favored in that game, and it's
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  Speaker 1: undecided versus undecided for the Brewers and the Cubs. If
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  Speaker 1: you look at the total of that, Brewer is a
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  Speaker 1: slight favorite even though it's undecided, it's gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: lot of bullpenned situation. We have a game in football tonight,
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  Speaker 1: the game if you want to Benny versus the Pennies
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  Speaker 1: available on YouTube, by the way at Benny Vspenny Handicap.
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  Speaker 1: That game Eagles seven and a half point favorites, up
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  Speaker 1: to eight now at some of the books, up to
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  Speaker 1: to it and Blake and Arkansas rights and says final four.
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  Speaker 1: that happened six years ago, he says, is showing your
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• 21:16
  Speaker 1: check with my feminine expert, Lorena. Lorena me bringing up
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: a point where I was correct and people gave me
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: a hard time for. Is that my feminine side?
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  Speaker 5: No, Ben, I do not believe.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: So, Okay, Blake, I just talked to a feminine expert.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: You're wrong. You're loser, Blake in Arkansas, I have a
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  Speaker 1: female expert. She's got female stuff. The female expert.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Jtlors writes, saying that, wow, are you don't question a woman?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Uh? Lorena, you have no reason
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  Speaker 1: right here?
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: I think it is way more of a man thing
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  Speaker 5: to know.
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  Speaker 7: The problem is the problem is after the fact, Ben
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: was celebrating the Clippers making the Final four after they
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: got eliminated as accomplishment, as if that is something.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was very impressive. That was more. That was
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  Speaker 1: more impressive than that little Mickey mouse ring the Lakers one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to go down, Okay, exactly. You know
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• 22:17
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• 22:30
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  Speaker 1: wrong with you? Nature boy writes and says, I remember
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  Speaker 1: when Honika Harry was a trekky nerd. There you go,
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  Speaker 1: very nice? What else you have to see? Thy Dan
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  Speaker 1: can't read that? King Roy says, when will you mention
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  Speaker 1: the w NBA Finals? Well, I'll leave that to the
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  Speaker 1: other shows. I think they can they can handle that.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones. Let's say hello to Andrew,
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  Speaker 1: who's in southern California, in Bakersfield, about one hundred miles
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  Speaker 1: north of La Hello.
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  Speaker 8: Andrew, Hello Ben sweet sixteen Elite eight Final four. Where
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: do those names normally come up? Not the NBA?
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  Speaker 1: Right, Andrew, You're you're bearing the lead here, Andrew?
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  Speaker 8: He didn't he said it in a live broadcast where
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: he goes, they've reached base ball Final four.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, not saying that is the final four. That's the
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  Speaker 1: final for there in the Final four. Do you want
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  Speaker 1: to hear it again? Play it again? Play play it again,
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  Speaker 1: Play it again, Play it again, Play it again. Blue
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  Speaker 1: Jays Radio, Play it again. I want to hear it again.
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  Speaker 1: Final four? Play again, play it again, play it again.
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: I got to pull it back up because I delete
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  Speaker 9: my sounds off my walls.
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  Speaker 5: So two seconds.
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  Speaker 1: All right, this guy Andrew's a fraud. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: he's a Dodger because you licked the Dodgers. They got
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  Speaker 1: smashed by the Phillies and.
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  Speaker 5: Sell right supplicking toes. I got the sound for you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Listen this and Andrew the
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  Speaker 1: Final four. Final four one two, swing, strike three, screaming
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  Speaker 1: flex from Hoffman. The Bulue Jays are back.
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  Speaker 3: In the ALCS for the first time since twenty sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: They down the Yankees in their own yard, and they're.
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  Speaker 3: The first team in Baseball's Final four.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Baseball's final Yeah. See.
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  Speaker 7: The difference is they haven't been eliminated yet, so they're
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  Speaker 7: saying they're the first team in the final four, like
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: hoping for a World Series. If they get eliminated in
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  Speaker 7: the ALCS, they're not gonna be sitting there being gonna go,
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  Speaker 7: well we made it to the final four.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no. In fact, after the game, Andrew, you
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  Speaker 1: didn't see this because you're blind, they cut down the
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  Speaker 1: nets in the locker room. They cut down the nets
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  Speaker 1: in the locker.
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  Speaker 7: They're they're not hanging up a Final four banner there.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: In Toronto, are No, they're not. Well. They well, Jim
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Mersey when he was alive, did that with the Didney
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  Speaker 1: Final four? I think he did, Andrew. How's you got
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Kershaw doing? Andrew? I think has he done vomiting yet?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Can we do a wellness check on Kershaw's he done
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: puking on the mount of Dodger Stadium in a playoff game?
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  Speaker 8: You know I missed your monologue in the beginning the
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  Speaker 8: first time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you. Isn't that convenient? You always miss the
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  Speaker 1: monologue when when it's a negative you always miss it. Shocking.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: I'll check the podcast though.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you'll check the podcast. I'm sure you'll hurry
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  Speaker 1: up and listen to the podcast. Yeah, good effort for
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: the Dodgers. I'm very proud of that team. They suck.
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: Well, you get wrong about the final four the that's
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: all all right.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Well you have done a terrible job of making your
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: case hang up in shame. Please go away. Let's say
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: hello to Mike the Leprecaun, who is next eight seven,
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  Speaker 1: judges because coming up a little bit later this hour
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  Speaker 1: we will have all what fun it is. We are
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  Speaker 1: going to have the fact or Fiction game. That's a
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  Speaker 1: few minutes away. But right now, Mike the Leprecaun is
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  Speaker 1: in the Boston area. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun of the morning.
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  Speaker 8: I have two hedgehogs, chicken, I get go, three parakeets,
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  Speaker 8: fish and frogs.
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  Speaker 4: So I have lots of pets.
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  Speaker 1: Did you name you? Did you? Did you name your
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  Speaker 1: hedgehog sonic?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't.
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  Speaker 6: My kids wouldn't know anyway, Why not?
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  Speaker 1: That's the most famous. Can you name a more famous?
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: No, They're give him the name baby and Junior Baby
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  Speaker 6: my god.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, seems like you have.
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  Speaker 5: Some creative kids there, Mike.
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  Speaker 1: Junior Baby, Oh my god, that's a terrible play.
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  Speaker 6: Piano Lorena by the way, I have a feminine size.
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  Speaker 5: Lorendo, trust me, I don't want to watch that.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: You don't even know a zamboni from a bamboney or
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: a bimbony like yesterday.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: My god, you know about bim bonies, don't you, Mike?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, calm down, kids down.
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I know what I say.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I know a lot about bimbos. Do I see about
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you about bimbo's. All right, I'm gonna
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: every time I'm driving I see that bimbo truck, that
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: red truck. I know about bimbos. That's my favorite bread,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: bimbo bread. I love it, love that bimbo bread.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: By the way, I don't drink jamison.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: I'm againness man, and I know Loraina.
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: Actually okay, he's not going to try and make it
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: sound like we're bonding, because we're not bonding.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Did anyone ask what he likes to drink? Did anyone
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: ask Michael LEPrecon what he wants to drink? All right?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Any dad joke for us, micor I.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Do if you want.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: But I'm not the black Lepracaun.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not the Mike.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: From New Hampshire wants to be called the Italian Leprechaun.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: But anyways, I have.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: The Italian leprea.
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: I actually talked to him pretty much every morning about
• 27:37
  Speaker 8: your car.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: You do, yes, I mentioned earlier. I said, but I
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: think we'll do like a like a WU Sox game
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: or something like that. That'll be the Yeah, yeah, we'll
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: do it in the spring. Yeah.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: But anyway, did that joke? Of course?
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: Do you this is a Bible based joke. Do you
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: want to buy an.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: R A R k.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Uh buy an ARC?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: No? I don't. I don't want to buy it.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, but if he did?
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: I know a guy?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Noah, Noah's that was it? Said? Asked me again, do
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: you want to buy an arc?
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: Do you want to buy an arc?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Noah? That would work that way too, right, No, I
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: got yesterday? Uh? Who do you think he met yesterday?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Did we hang up there?
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: I met Robert Parrish?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Robert Parish, Oh, the Chief Robert in the nineteen eighty seven,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: eighty eighty five, eighties whatever it was Celtics there, Robert.
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: Do you know what he?
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Actually?
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: Parties are chirping up?
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: He didn't like Glarry Bird at all?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Did he tell you that? Did he tell you that
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: he hated Larry Bird? No, he didn't, but I know
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: that's from the history. I'm just making it up. Then
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: if he did, that's a story. If you if you
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: ran do you understand you ran into Robert Parrish and
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: he told you I can't stand Larry Birdie was that
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: would be a story. I didn't say that.
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  Speaker 2: He was very nice.
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: He's very civil in my local grocery store.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, everyone looks up to.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: His massive He's in his seventies though, but anyway.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would assume because he played until he
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: was like fifty. So all right, thank you, I gotta go.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Thank you. All Right, there's Mike the Leprechaun. Let's say
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: hello to Paul, who's in Boston, but he is a
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Yankee fan, and hello, Paul, welcome.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: I am not a Yankee fan.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I thought you were. I thought you were. That's a
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: bad job by me, Paul. I assume you were calling
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: to talk about the Yankees because you like the Yankees,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: but you're not.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I appreciate you taking my call. Love the show, buddy.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: First, the final four. Stop talking about the final four?
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: What is this a participation trophy? If you don't win
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: the World Series, no one's even gonna remember you were there?
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Who cares? First off? Second Off, the Yankees love to
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: watch them lose, love to watch them move. How do
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: you blow every year with an absolutely stacked team. It's sickening.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: I love to see it. But you got to get
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: rid of boom Man.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: He's not doing anything, Paul, All these guys, Alex Core
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: doesn't do anything with the Red Sox, Dave Roberts doesn't
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: do crap with a Dodger. They're all middle managers. The
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: fact that the fact that Aaron Boo's gonna keep his
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: job is proof he does nothing. Because if you had
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: any sense of, like, we gotta get over the hump,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Aaron Boo's not leading us. No, Aaron Boo's just repeating
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: whatever he's told to do. That's it. How about the
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: fact that Aaron Judge is heading down a road of
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Don Mattingly and Dave Winfield at this point that he's
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: he's on that he's been on the Yankees for like
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: ten years. They haven't won a World Series. You know
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: how hard that is to play for the Yankees for
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: ten years and not win a World Series. It's crazy, thickening, and.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: As much as it hurts my soul to say it.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: The Yankees should have won like four or five World
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Series in the past ten years with the talent they
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: have had on that team. So I love to see it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: It makes me happy without fine, all.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Right, at least at least at least three. I know
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I got you. You got your own problems, but at least three, like,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: at least three I would say the last Yeah, all right,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: there you go. We agree. All right, are you gonna celebrate?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have some cake today or something to celebrate
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: thea it's Yankee lose day, So the Yankees elimination day.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: That's a big day for you as a Red Sox fan.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: So oh yeah, crap to every New York person I.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Meet, enjoy the day. That's a great day. Shadenfreude taking
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: joy out of other people's misery. All right, thank you, Paul,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Shot shot in freuda is one of the
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: great underrated things in sports. It really is just wonderful.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: You just take joy out of other people's misery. It's
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: just wonderful, Uh, in sports, it's great. So an NFL
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: quarterback is a new nickname, Daniel Jones. You see this
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Coop Daniel Jones. You know his nicknames? You know what
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: his nicknames were, right have been? It was? Uh that
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: was your favorite? Used to call him Vanilla, Vicky, the
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: other one y Danny Dimes. Well, now that he's actually
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: good with the Colts, he doesn't blow like he was
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: with the Giants. His new nickname you know what it is,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I do not. It is a reference to a famous movie.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Let's see d d Do Do Do Do Do doo? Dude, Lorena,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: would you like in on this Daniel Jones. That's a
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: quarterback for the Colts. He's supposedly playing. Well. I looked
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: on her. I saw him in person a few weeks ago.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: It looked, Okay, this.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Is this is hard a new like. Let's go with.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Lorena. Ah, you're listening to our live coverage. Let's doing
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: the nickname game. Daniel Jones has a new nickname.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Let's go with Slam and Danny.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Slam and Danny. All right, great movie back in nineteen
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: eighty five. I think it will I don't know, Coop,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: do you have a guess? One? One more guess? The
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: real answers reveal answers. I have no idea. I can't
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: think of any movie all right, turns down, all right,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: turns out you guys not movie fans, shockingly enough, and
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: you listening, you probably got it right. Daniel Jones new
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: nickname is Indiana Jones ex's new nickname.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: I would have never gotten that's clever.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know how clever that is. But did
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: you watch Indiana Jones? Have you been on the Indiana
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Jones ride at Disney Lorena? Have you been?
• 33:17
  Speaker 9: I do love that ride. It's one of my favorite rides,
• 33:20
  Speaker 9: not one of my favorite movie series, though. I always
• 33:22
  Speaker 9: fall asleep when I start watching it.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Greatest line in Indiana Jones when he falls of that
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: hidden chamber and remember it was like the well of the.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Sphere, the ball comes at him.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: That was the snake pit, right, and he says it
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: was an iconic line of snakes. Why did it have
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: to be snakes? And it's a wonderful that's in the ride.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: That line is in the ride, just so you know.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, why do you think it's in the ride?
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, we will we will move on. I my god, Okay,
• 34:04
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  Speaker 1: Welcome in our celebrity panel and no power couple this week.
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  Speaker 1: But we are our judges assemble. We start out with
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  Speaker 1: a legendary figure in the Malard Militia, and that is
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  Speaker 1: Tammy in Montana. Good morning, Tammy and Montana welcome, Good
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  Speaker 1: morning Dan.
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  Speaker 6: You know, cats are very intuitive about people with that character,
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  Speaker 6: and they do have heightened her.
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  Speaker 5: I think her call got dropped. That's so weird.
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  Speaker 1: All right, what are we doing? Please? All right? I
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  Speaker 1: love you, Tammy. You hollering jail boy hollering James right
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  Speaker 1: after Tammy and Montana, James, Okay, I'll keep your pants on.
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  Speaker 1: What is going on here? Let's go to the King
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  Speaker 1: of the Gabba Ghoul Tilio in Florida. Hello Tillio, Welcome,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning Ben. How you doing. If I was any better,
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  Speaker 1: I'd have the Gabba Ghoul? But I don't I have
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a show.
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  Speaker 8: And yeah, so yeah, Yank Shock, the Giant shuck Boone
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  Speaker 8: Stalk and Cashman suck hell than that.
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  Speaker 1: Life is good. Wait till the Knicks starts sucking with
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  Speaker 1: Mike Brown as their coach. All right, hold on, we
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  Speaker 1: got morning time, Rick and Maryland, Hello, Rick and.
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  Speaker 8: Maryland, Hey, morning time.
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  Speaker 6: Hey look at it.
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  Speaker 4: Hell, Michael Irvin don't wear that green T shirt.
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  Speaker 8: He looks just like that jolly green giant on that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think Mike's Mike's so old now he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: care about it. He used to care about you, even
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  Speaker 1: sure fur coats and all that. Didn't care anymore. He's
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  Speaker 1: letting yourself go. All right, keg drinking Steve is in
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  Speaker 1: Cans City.
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  Speaker 8: Oh man, who's the bigger loser? Bill BELLI check? Or
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  Speaker 8: that idiot mad Bunny who didn't stand for the n
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  Speaker 8: angel anthem at Yankee Stadium.
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  Speaker 6: They need to get him off the Super Bowl?
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  Speaker 1: All right? He bad bunny? You want good bunny? And
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  Speaker 1: coach Russell is in Orlando. He's our favorite high school
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  Speaker 1: football coach. Coach Russell, welcome.
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  Speaker 6: On a big game tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 2: We played for the district championship and hopefully at number
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  Speaker 2: two seed as we move towards the playoff.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're pulling for you. Good good luck to
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  Speaker 1: your guys. Hopefully you win. Make us proud their coach.
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow night, Big Night tickets are not available. All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go three stories quick right now. Story number one,
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  Speaker 1: the bad Decision Now. Earlier this week, Lebron James b
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  Speaker 1: goofed on his biggest fans. He said he was making
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  Speaker 1: another decision. The second decision turned out to be an
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  Speaker 1: advertisement for Booze. So a lifelong Waker fan has now
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  Speaker 1: admitted he's an idiot by suing Lebron James. The fan
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  Speaker 1: filed a lawsuit in Small Claims Court in LA on Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: claiming Lebron James owes him eight hundred and fifty six
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  Speaker 1: dollars and sixty six cents. This Jabbroni says Lebron because
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  Speaker 1: of what he did on social media. This guy raced
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  Speaker 1: a ticket master to buy seats to what would have
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  Speaker 1: been Lebron's last ever game with Cleveland. Well, it turns
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  Speaker 1: out it's not, at least not supposed to be, and
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  Speaker 1: so the guy wants his money Backstory number two, Bunny Ball.
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  Speaker 1: It was no coincidence Bad Bunny showed up to the
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  Speaker 1: Yankee game earlier this week. Not only is Bad Bunny
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  Speaker 1: doing the Super Bowl halftime show, but he's got a
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  Speaker 1: partnership with New Era a line of Bad Bunny edition
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  Speaker 1: caps just what the world needs. Seventy dollars were actually
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  Speaker 1: sixty nine to ninety nine each. You can rep your
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  Speaker 1: favorite baseball team and your love for Bad Bunny. I
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  Speaker 1: know one of our listeners in Kansas City's running to
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  Speaker 1: buy those right now. And story number three, it's the
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  Speaker 1: most Philly promotion ever. Niney nine to nine challenge been
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  Speaker 1: known for years in baseball, but this postseason, the Phillies
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  Speaker 1: made an official part of the ballpark at Citizens Bank Park.
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  Speaker 1: This postseason, you're able to buy a box of nine
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  Speaker 1: fun size hot dogs, nine Petit beers, along with a
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  Speaker 1: scorecard so you can keep track of your progress over
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  Speaker 1: nine innings. That will cost you fifty six dollars. And
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  Speaker 1: those are the three stories. One of them is not
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  Speaker 1: completely true. You have to separate fiction from fact. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go back to our celebrity panel of judges and we
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  Speaker 1: say hello to the lovely and talented Tammy in Montana.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back, Tammy one two or three, Tammy.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks Ben I love you and teams two on number.
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  Speaker 1: Three number three, All right, hold on, Tammy, James. Tammy
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  Speaker 1: just said she loves.
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  Speaker 8: You Tammy number three.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just copied Tim Tilly, Oh, the King of
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  Speaker 1: the Gabba Ghoul, the pride of Jersey.
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  Speaker 8: Coach number two.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Tillio and Rick in Maryland morning time.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with one.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, all right, thank you, Rick, have a wonderful
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  Speaker 1: day and keg drinking Steve and cans uh city.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want that in grat getting any more money
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  Speaker 2: that that.
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  Speaker 1: But number two, okay, Coach Russell won two or three?
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  Speaker 1: Coach got that big game tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 4: Number three, number three.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coach, well, thank you. Hopefully you do better
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  Speaker 1: with your game because you were wrong. The correct answer
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  Speaker 1: is number two. The bad bunny short tag drinking Steve
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  Speaker 1: number two. Number two, bad bunny, Bad Bunny, Bad Bunny.