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- 0:00we are recording so keep it in your pants
- 0:04gentlemen we're back fit in my
- 0:09pants I got to wear this Kilt nothing wrong with wearing a kilt I love wearing
- 0:14Kilts Matt you wear a kilt I've I was going to say I've never worn a kilt
- 0:19that's not true I have worn a Kil seen you in a Kil I've absolutely seen you in
- 0:23a Kil it took you a little while to learn how to sit I'm not sure I ever
- 0:26learned how to sit yeah you got to keep those legs together yeah I can speak and
- 0:31I can around me not keep
- 0:37together welcome to multiple
- 0:40nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
- 0:45Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
- 0:50Things
- 0:56nerdy you know Harold lashy were excited for a game Assassin's Creed because
- 1:01we're looking they're finally going to China Japan Japan Japan yes and then
- 1:07Japan's in China right yeah yeah I know what I meant I think they they they
- 1:12tried to make it in China quite a while ago did yeah yeah so they tried to they
- 1:18did that and then they postponed it and was Jo out and now they' postponed it
- 1:22again and so I'm super scared about this it wasn't good that's the message I'm
- 1:28getting to go now uh just another month but okay I don't know long enough to do
- 1:35anything valuable exactly like all you're doing is testing
- 1:40what you've got and and my patience and
- 1:47marketing but yeah just found that bit strange so when's it du out now March
- 1:52March all right March yeah move from February to March I think I mean I can
- 1:57wait yeah I can because I'm not excited for anymore at
- 2:01all Luke just while we're talking about things you're not excited about anymore
- 2:06are you wearing a Kevin Smith t-shirt because I thought you were off Smith I
- 2:12am I'm not not off off them but that's a
- 2:16good shirt though yeah it's yeah yes Jane silent bble blood man and chronic
- 2:22well no they actually dress as Batman and Robin I'm
- 2:27confused oh you don't know what this is no no I do I'm
- 2:33just there's just too many layers to it um but have you noticed that there's a
- 2:38bit of hold on big big announcements for games coming out later in the
- 2:42year I haven't well I have a theory about it no one wants to announce big
- 2:47games because they're waiting to see when GTA 6 is going to
- 2:51announce Okay who wants to compete with
- 2:55that good point two
- 2:58games suppose they do but like films it's all judged on the first weekend's
- 3:04box office right do games judge the same way like who buys in the first week um
- 3:10because I would have thought it didn't matter because games take so long to
- 3:15play judge a little bit but then they'll also look at lifetime CES cuz sometimes
- 3:19you'll see games that like you got Ali in isolation to begin with like people
- 3:23that I don't think that's F well but then it picked up later because people
- 3:27found out how good it was yeah but they really want to get their money
- 3:31back as soon as possible SC and I guess like if I mean yeah presumably a lot a
- 3:38lot a lot a lot of people are going to buy GTA 6 and will not buy something
- 3:42else in order to do so so yep so and the thing is not most your sales do really
- 3:48come at that start all sales later because also GTA 6 is going to be the
- 3:53most expensive game ever from what I've heard yes so it's going to be is it oh
- 3:59they're putting the price up 20 bucks or something oh guess what not buying it
- 4:04anyway so buying it day one I don't care about GTA I don't I really don't
- 4:09understand I enjoy these like third player games like I don't know I can
- 4:14just play them in tune out like all these assass free the watch dogs that I
- 4:20love other watch other Rockstar Games GTA just not GTA I just don't care about
- 4:26GTA I don't know why just yeah I just just don't don't want to play as a [ __ ]
- 4:30stealing cars and [ __ ] jacking people and [ __ ] yeah that's my real job I don't
- 4:36want to play my real give me some some escapism well I will play it day one and
- 4:43give her a review well I'm speaking of escapism I
- 4:48escaped for quite a while and now I've run out of things to escape to in the
- 4:54great circle Oh I thought you were going to talk about your Costa Rica holiday yes
- 5:00yeah I'm like why can't you go back I had to try and reignite the spark
- 5:05of exploring the world so I went to Costa Rica no oh again reting the spark
- 5:10oh man things are really rough for you they are man of there's no more
- 5:15story content Dan what don't you understand about this I am bored all
- 5:19right I am [ __ ] bored uh no I'm the same and uh I've tried to make my own
- 5:24story there's just you know a couple of side I'm talking about Indie again now
- 5:30um you know a couple of side missions or like what fieldwork they they call the
- 5:35I've done all that yeah and some are funny and and nice and fun yeah um but
- 5:40they're very short once you finish the game man when that game was wrapping up
- 5:44I was like what do you mean you told me there were 17 countries with these I
- 5:47wanted 17 chapters not three keep it going Luke have you gotten past the bug
- 5:54yet I am still completely stuck and cannot jump over this very simple jump
- 6:00I have I'm stuck in a way that I think I'm just going to stop for a bit because
- 6:05I cannot 100% this game I'm quite close to 100
- 6:10pering but I can't because you know you collect the documents mhm there's a
- 6:16document in uh it's in the first it's towards the end of the Vatican bit MH
- 6:22right I'm don't SP it cuz I feel like this game deserves not to be spoiled
- 6:25it's [ __ ] great but it the map shows that's where is when I stand there and I
- 6:32hold the map up there's a [ __ ] icon right there on this table there supposed
- 6:36to be a document it's not there are you sure you're not just on the wrong floor
- 6:41pretty sure sure therez a couple of times I did that and I was walking
- 6:44around going it must be here and I was like oh no there's a basement or or it
- 6:48could be something that has happened to me in other games where you have picked
- 6:51it up and just has half
- 6:54registered that's even worse frankly has recorded it
- 7:00so a lot of people and I'll be like thought I went there okay yeah on Reddit
- 7:05there's a lot of people saying you you can get way bugged out of 100% in this
- 7:09game it's a shame okay so hopefully they fix it I think sometimes it's because
- 7:14like you sometimes you're picking up a lot of things at once like there will be
- 7:16a room you pick up a lot of things yeah and so sometimes when it's save half
- 7:21saving it sort of Skips over yeah to bumer and that I'll say this last week
- 7:26uh I was asking about the Nazi the vermar uniform cuz I hadn't found it I
- 7:31found it I found it now went out of my [ __ ] I just stumbled onto it like
- 7:35didn't even yeah I mean that's how I did it because it's really useful yes very
- 7:39useful and I would have I would have and is probably the hardest one to find in
- 7:43the game though yeah because you don't just encounter it normally you have to
- 7:47go into the place where it is I mean you could you could argue that that's the
- 7:50same with the um the fascist uniform too in that it's in an area that you can
- 7:55only get to if you really want to get there and there's no other story points in
- 8:01that one just feels a little bit more out of the way you got to find the key
- 8:07you got to yeah yeah there's not a costume in
- 8:11uh uh cam right yes there is there is
- 8:15which what is it the the the black shirt costume the fascist costume oh right
- 8:21sorry I me a new one there's not a there's not like a it is a new one you
- 8:24have to get it yeah but what I mean is a
- 8:27unique one oh sure yeah well again it is
- 8:33unique to that level you can't turn on until you get it it's different to the
- 8:37other one yeah sure sure yeah yeah well I can't dress as I can't I can't go in I
- 8:43can't dress as a as a tie person or anything no you're not
- 8:48Hitman no but yeah yeah I'm playing this exactly Peter
- 8:53cers Bo
- 8:55in yeah P sellers in the party yeah yeah
- 9:00um but yeah i' I was just wearing that fair marked uniform around I like it you
- 9:05know Hugo Boss you know you can't beat um but you know that guy who helps you
- 9:10out who's friends with that um that Smuggler who's just got his own little
- 9:14tent you can just go and talk to him from time to time I forget what mission
- 9:17he was introduced in but anyway I was wearing that I walked in he's like oh
- 9:20hey Indie and I'm like you're not going to ask because I'd [ __ ] ask you guys
- 9:24if one day you just rocked up wearing the Nazi uniform I'd be like
- 9:31okay I'm you uh something
- 9:36bu so Luke have you been spoiled on the
- 9:41story or have you avoided that somehow I've cuz there's a lot where you're
- 9:46stuck some pretty big chunks of like oh that's what that that's what's going on
- 9:53that you wouldn't know yeah but thing is I don't this is why I don't care about
- 9:57spoilers like you don't know what's going on anyway what's going on anyway
- 10:00but even if I start reading something that's going to like spoil something for
- 10:04me I just stop okay it's very simple to okay so you don't know no okay
- 10:10interesting I just know I can't jump across this stupid
- 10:13what and catch line keeping it vague then what do you think like just broadly
- 10:19Dan of the of the finale you go first yeah no no no I I it
- 10:25look [ __ ] came out of nowhere because I I didn't realize I was quite at the
- 10:28finale and I also think that like one of the kind of the big things with Indiana
- 10:34Jones when he's looking for things is you know what the thing is
- 10:39that he's looking for whereas I've never seen him literally just look up and go
- 10:43oh there's that thing that's what this is all about yeah cuz that's what I did
- 10:50that's well that's what I did I went
- 10:54oh yeah I'm all in I might try get to
- 10:58tomorrow cuz I have I can I can
- 11:02backtrack yeah to back to the village and then I can progress forward the
- 11:08problem is when I've tried to backtrack if I die for any reason I spawn back at
- 11:13the same location and it's a bit of a pain to back TR all the way so oh yeah
- 11:18you wouldn't want to do it more than once if you were like halfway back yeah
- 11:22yeah yeah be irritating Jo I almost said there aren't even clues about what it is
- 11:26but there are there's a massive [ __ ] clue oh think about it for a minute yeah
- 11:32oh yeah there is what's the clue I'm not going to tell you you've done it you've
- 11:36done it Luke yeah you've already done it yeah I just don't know what it is yet I
- 11:41was just about to say there's no indication that oh wait yes there is
- 11:45yeah I mean it's you you would have to know though yeah yeah but now when I
- 11:50said like I said when I thought it I went oh hang on yeah yeah is it the
- 11:54flashbacks to his underage girlfriend or yeah did you see there's a bit I
- 12:00snapshotted you guys when he's having his dream sequence in the the uni which
- 12:04is like so remedy right um up on the Blackboard somebody has written Marian's
- 12:11dad finds [Laughter]
- 12:15out just when you think that wasn't part of the cannon no it is it is he was
- 12:21molesting her but they're still friends yeah like we know that he's
- 12:26still friends with what's his name abna Abner no yeah AB Raven AB Ravenwood Yeah
- 12:31Yeah well yeah well no no no they're not friends they've not spoken and he
- 12:34doesn't know Abner's dead oh all right because Abner's cut him
- 12:41out but then it's also quite weird like you look at so I was only a child and
- 12:46then they get together he gets her pregnant and then he leaves her again
- 12:50yeah and then he comes back and now they happily ever after and she's fine
- 12:53actually she wasn't fine but she was much more fine than you would expect to
- 12:57be in that situation
- 13:02um see again spoilers but not really because it's not spoilers for the
- 13:07story but you know the at the end of the
- 13:11game whatever happened with Gina happens
- 13:15wraps up it wraps up sure except if you go back to any location she's still
- 13:20there in the game she's just sitting there yeah there's a few things like
- 13:24that if you go back to Vatican she's still dressed as a nun just on the
- 13:28balcony yeah like right doing go home
- 13:32yeah I thought we discussed this your sister is not
- 13:38here yeah but I do like the fact that you can actually just finish the game
- 13:42and go back and just yeah do everything now I've done all the boxing Rings
- 13:47because I realized there's one on every continent y yep done that and you're
- 13:51right Matt just all of a sudden the the fighting stops being really hard and
- 13:56just is fun you kind of get in the swing of it yeah yeah blocking that's the
- 14:00secret blocking if anyone's still having trouble blocking and counters and then
- 14:05if you block and then hit with the same hand you just push so don't do that if
- 14:11you if you don't want to take your hand off the block button just block and wait
- 14:14until he punches with the other hand and then Punch Yeah yeah
- 14:18done yeah and uh this has become a meme so this isn't really a plot story either
- 14:25but Vos is a [ __ ] great character and he I am a master of
- 14:30got that is so good cracks me up
- 14:36is [ __ ] kicking you and doing this I was [ __ ] in tears and then I was like
- 14:41oh [ __ ] you know who I like though little [ __ ] up outside where he's
- 14:46like um he's caught you on the on the boat and he says uh he's like you
- 14:51Americans have no ideology what what do what do you have the cinema cartoons cho
- 14:58cho I was like [ __ ] take that
- 15:02Indie good just good writing it just felt like Indiana Jones great yeah just
- 15:07great it felt like in a way that the two latest movies did not like even the long
- 15:12cutcenes felt like you were watching old in think I said this last time the I was
- 15:18watching stuff in the cut scenes and I was like I could be playing this it's
- 15:21it's fine you could let me do that yeah but whatever I'm enjoying it man the
- 15:26worst for that was the Metal Gear Solid middle GE solid too it's like oh yeah
- 15:31okay I'm going to fight this guy I've punched him and oh now it's a cut scene
- 15:34about me fighting him now there's a model Lo there he's going to do his monologue and yeah
- 15:41yeah yeah anyway Indiana Jones in the great circle play everything I didn't
- 15:46like about it in the first review I gave I I've moved on from yeah to the point
- 15:52where I almost want to play it again from the start so that I enjoy bits I
- 15:56didn't enjoy I've not enjoyed a game as much well actually that's not true cuz I enjoyed
- 16:03Allen weake too but it's I I enjoyed it a lot a lot lot lot I mean I'm not a
- 16:08better game but this is fun alen wake was more compelling story-wise because
- 16:13it was just so interesting this is just
- 16:17fun just [ __ ] fun yeah cuz bits 2 were not
- 16:21fun comp back of the head the only thing that was not fun was not even in the
- 16:26main game but when I had to go back and I'm try trying to find some of those
- 16:30steelies and and Relics and stuff some of those are in very not fun places and
- 16:35you know most games like when you've done a dungeon there's a quick exit out
- 16:39like oh we just slide down here not always the case
- 16:44yeah if you got to go back down into the tunnels that's brutal cuz I thought I'll
- 16:49just come out the other side no you won't no you will not yeah yeah that's the part I'm
- 16:56looking forward to the least going through and cleaning it up that some
- 16:59those dungeons they just easy to get L it's still
- 17:03fun it's just a little bit less fun did you see Ina the um the uh the Easter egg
- 17:09from uh the the point and click Indie indie games because you know in that you
- 17:15you you meet that guy what is it [ __ ] I can't even remember somebody is selling
- 17:20qual oh no no somebody ask you what you doing and he says I'm selling quality
- 17:23leather jackets right oh yeah in this you see a guy with a with a
- 17:29with jackets and he like quality leather jackets I didn't even put that together
- 17:33yeah okay it must be that it must be connected right like unless it's just a
- 17:38bizarre coincidence yeah look they're gon to have to be they're gonna have to make a
- 17:43sequel they're gonna have to there's no way that they won't be making a sequel
- 17:47now but yeah there's some DLC coming out learn to do just do it
- 17:52properly just it would be so easy for them to not understand what was good
- 17:58about this yes order of giants is the DLC which
- 18:04is uh included in the I'm bummed that
- 18:09there's only one DLC and everyone's saying oh it's set in
- 18:15the Vatican and I'm like I've done that like no set it somewhere else new
- 18:21location yeah exactly yeah but actually setting it in the same place may make it
- 18:24a bit better because you could focus on the story more than anything if you have
- 18:29to do go into designing a whole new place then I'll say this some of those
- 18:34when where was it the [ __ ] the temples uh which is the temple with a
- 18:40[ __ ] snake that that Temple right you know the snake in the water the big
- 18:45[ __ ] snake no one knows what I'm talking about oh that's where I'm just
- 18:49where I'm stuck that's where you are right oh sorry um say or Thailand yeah
- 18:54there's places in that that I'm just standing there looking at the
- 18:57architecture of and I'm like [ __ ] some nerd got to F Design This
- 19:03like so lucky you know what my dream job is I'm playing um the lake house now
- 19:09Matt because you reminded me I'd forgotten that I'd not really played
- 19:12that um lake house is good and you know what I love
- 19:16about well lake housee but also control CU you're in an office right and there's
- 19:21all there's always posters on the wall that are the worst examples of Corporate
- 19:26poster art right they're awesome in the game know and they're they're kind of
- 19:29strangely ironic and stuff that's what I do for a living unironically right [ __ ]
- 19:35I'd love to design the the the inor art for those games
- 19:42yeah well Sam Lake if you're listening yeah if you're yeah
- 19:46yeah a patreon [ __ ] H this is on the main show
- 19:51yeah know but I'm just saying no no no I was going to say if you're a patron but
- 19:55yeah no you don't even have to be this is the free part you're right even if he
- 19:59just listens that' be pretty neat no if you listen Sam you
- 20:04loaded is he loaded I don't know that they are isn't sort of just hemorrhaging
- 20:11money yeah that's what I've heard to true true yeah um we've got some he's got enough
- 20:17money for hair gel his hair is always [ __ ] imaculate yeah pristine yeah and
- 20:23coffee coffee that's all that's all he can afford he also doesn't age
- 20:29that's true he looks very yeah that is that is true yeah oh someone else who
- 20:33liked coffee or at least likes writing characters who like coffee um he
- 20:37definitely talk about that in the after party it's going to be contentious I can
- 20:43tell hope it is I hope I like drama we've got some portable games news two
- 20:49pieces portable games news the biggest one because it's legit and it's it's a
- 20:52real thing is that Nintendo was strong armed into announcing the switch 2 yeah
- 20:58cuz leaking it every just kept leaking news about it so they were like [ __ ] it yeah
- 21:05so no more information till April but we've got a teaser trailer for it and I
- 21:10got to say I think it looks gorgeous good looks really good now mind you I've
- 21:16got the OLED one so mine's black and white already so mine is better looking
- 21:19than the regular switch with the blue and pink anyway but this is this is next
- 21:24level I this honestly this looks looks the same really no I think it looks really
- 21:30nice I'm uh I'm into it and the the controllers attach like instead of
- 21:36sliding off the top which is good cuz there always [ __ ] break I never
- 21:40disattached my controllers disattached disattached
- 21:45detached I I I only use the switch as a handheld I use it's as a Game Boy I've
- 21:50only ever used it to play Mario Party you need to disconnect them for
- 21:55that the Mario oh right yeah the Mario games are good on it I now that I've got
- 21:59the the um absolute to play Xbox remotely there's no reason for me to go
- 22:04to the switch unless I want to play a game that I already bought for the
- 22:08switch right right so I wish they make a good Zelda game again well if you're on
- 22:12a plane the switch would be a good
- 22:15option yes true when I'm on a plane now I'm mostly just trying to make sure that
- 22:22a [ __ ] little child isn't annoying people so I'm not playing switch man so
- 22:27yes as you mentioned before I went to Costa Rica I did take my switch light and a
- 22:32whole bunch of other stuff but but yes what I did was tried to in the moments
- 22:38that I got not entertaining my daughter tried to read a book and uh I did manage
- 22:43to do that somewhat but also I had to play games with her on my phone yeah
- 22:49yeah get I want this coloring book I don't want this coloring book now you've
- 22:53only had for two seconds you have on board huh so yes you're right
- 22:59yeah so when I find out I just try and sleep yeah
- 23:04right old any downtime he does it not not just on a plane just in general actually I
- 23:11have noticed that about you no's talking talking to me have you been awake when
- 23:15I'm trying to contact you I like my sleep no that's
- 23:21fair they said the then it's coming out 2025 2025 um more news in April there's
- 23:28going to be three there's three live events in April
- 23:31one of them's in New York I was going to try and sign up for it but it's the same
- 23:34weekend I'm going to be in Jersey for VCF East MH and I'm not going to miss
- 23:40out on that so I don't know what that is vintage computer Festival that I went
- 23:46to yeah yeah yeah go to that so I'm going to that I'm not so I'm going to
- 23:50have to skip that but uh maybe it's going to be at PX East which I will be at
- 23:55so that's in May May this year he I thought it's only April you know I
- 24:02was thinking yeah it is but I I think when we went I think it was May then
- 24:08too because it was just after Easter you and I were here but anyway I don't
- 24:14remember that was a long time ago yeah 8th to the 11th of May I will be there
- 24:19yes that's true yeah no no no but I think I'm pretty sure it was me but anyway
- 24:25whatever okay I me I don't the other day and and I'm sure there's a reason and
- 24:30maybe you guys know I don't know but like why is the day we killed Christ
- 24:36called Good Friday and I understand that he died for our sins call it good Sunday
- 24:40then do you know like when he rose like everyone watch Are You confessing to something
- 24:46you and then going you know what this has been a good Friday
- 24:53like just seems odd to me what you're
- 24:57well done very into my
- 25:01treat and then Easter Sunday that's what do we call today when he rose from the
- 25:06dead know Easter Sunday the [ __ ] that mean did yeah I don't F figure out did
- 25:10he rise three days later wasn't it Monday I thought it was three days on
- 25:16the third day on the third day on the third day but they confused it by
- 25:20because it's a public holiday you can't be a Sunday yeah he was like I'll come
- 25:25tomorrow it's probably hard everything will be shut I'll come to I'll I'll just
- 25:27do it today in fact he came on the Sunday when no one was there everyone was at home I'll
- 25:34come I come sick of it bro where is everyone oh it's Easter mate oh [ __ ]
- 25:38that's right I should check my calendar before I get do you get Easter don't
- 25:42worry about it do you get Easter mat I mean we have Easter but it's it's very
- 25:47that's get so funny to me no I get no time off no time off at all you get you
- 25:52get it long weekend no good good Friday's not a day off no [ __ ] no fun
- 25:58me Christian Nation man that's what I mean so first of all it was confused me
- 26:02first just cuz I'm used to it yeah and I was thinking oh it's Easter I'll get a
- 26:06long I get 4- Day weekend in Australia uh and then it was like no no nothing no
- 26:12holiday at all H and then uh and then I was like yeah hang on a minute aren't we
- 26:18all you know super Christian but they just don't none of the none of the
- 26:24Christian holidays except literally Christmas day that's it you get
- 26:27Christmas day off that's it you company wants to and for some
- 26:34reason in the summer they're like you can't do anything in summer three months off
- 26:38school and also this is the start of a new year now in the movies you see them
- 26:42running around doing big Easter things and like like EAS egg hunts and Easter
- 26:47Bunny and all that but we do do that but it all happens on
- 26:51Sunday so it just happens on Easter you get a day off to recover from it
- 26:56speaking of funny things about America um I learned I learned two things only
- 27:01today right number one I learned like 20 minutes ago did you know that the Statue
- 27:05of Liberty is in New Jersey yes blew my mind [ __ ] luk did
- 27:11you know that no I I did not I've only ever seen it when I'm in New York I mean
- 27:15it's in the it's in the water you New York the line is actually it's in it's
- 27:20in the water in between New Jersey and New York I can blow you mine on the
- 27:24Statue of Liberty do you know they made three of them blow me on the Statue of
- 27:27Li there's one in Paris I've seen it no well didn't this one come from Paris oh
- 27:32then there's four then cuz there's one in Japan oh okay there was one in
- 27:36Vietnam as well yeah right but they tore it down in Vietnam because the French
- 27:42were terrible to them oh yeah they were they were um also
- 27:47did you know that the famous Statue of Liberty stamp the picture of the face on
- 27:53that is not the picture of the face on the Statue of Liberty it's a picture of
- 27:57one of those other ones oh interesting yeah but my my second
- 28:02fact that I learned so the what is it the penny I've got it up here the scent
- 28:05the one sent there a you still call PNY yeah we don't even have those right you
- 28:10don't have pennies anymore take a penny leave a penny uh
- 28:16you maybe maybe I don't when I get coins they go in the tip thing cuz I don't want
- 28:21them like literally someone hands me change and they there are coins I go
- 28:26whoop into the ti yeah same same I never have coins to the fact that when you go
- 28:31grocery shopping here if you want a trolley you have to put a coin and I'm
- 28:33like I'm not a [ __ ] ancient Roman who carries coins I don't I don't even have
- 28:37let me for my trolley no I don't have a wallet no um but the penny that you used
- 28:43to have Right Said on it eus Unum right we are sure I've heard that yeah yeah in
- 28:49Latin that was the second version of the penny in America the first version of
- 28:54the penny and I don't know the Latin but it was not e pluris unum
- 28:58one the penny The Motto was mind your own
- 29:03business no
- 29:06yes if you Google the fugio scent um the
- 29:12first official circulation coin in the United States Fu it means I think
- 29:18they there there's debate whether it meant literal business you know because
- 29:23it's a coin right so let let this coin be for your own bus your business yeah
- 29:29yeah right okay no it says yeah mind your
- 29:35business designed by Benjamin Franklin good on it but but does it mean like you
- 29:41know pay attention to Commerce maybe yeah maybe back then it didn't mean like
- 29:45[ __ ] I changed a little bit [ __ ] off
- 29:51mate what's it to
- 29:54you you talking to me you talking to me
- 29:59yeah I thought that was good America makes me
- 30:02laugh you got okay so switch to coming y looks good no technical specs those are
- 30:08coming in April apparently I mean has you ever see how it is cuz I'm
- 30:14interested to see how you can see in the video yeah I mean it it looks about the
- 30:18same and it looks like people are reading into this a little bit and I was
- 30:21like oh it does kind of look like that they show a video of the the the the
- 30:25controllers on the side kind of sliding around now the speculation is oh you can
- 30:29pop them off and use it like a mouse which would be good for adventure games
- 30:32I didn't read that okay cuz they do have a little button on the top and that's
- 30:36the one thing that sometimes doesn't work too well is if you've got a cursor
- 30:40then you're trying to flick it around with the with the p yeah so that could
- 30:43be fun if that's what they were going for it's just I mean it's literally just
- 30:47a shot in the on in the trailer of them sliding around on the side and
- 30:51everyone's like what's that about yeah anyway looks looks cool think of that
- 30:55but sure looks cool no detail uh more to come but there was also some
- 31:02news this week about Microsoft's gaming handheld that Luke has been telling us
- 31:07for years they were working on told you
- 31:10now in that I have a [ __ ] Cloud streamer why would I want this instead
- 31:17convince me so well I've been having a lot of trouble with the cloud streaming
- 31:23to be honest oh I didn't at first but lately it's not working very well for me or
- 31:30just even within my house yeah I just have a lot of trouble with yeah lag or
- 31:35it just won't connect anymore I don't know what's on yeah sometimes it'll just
- 31:38be like well I guess I can't play it on this tonight look but really if you're
- 31:42already able to do it there the only real reason will be it'll be new on and have a better
- 31:47screen so this is cloud only we think
- 31:52right as in you can only play yeah like this is not going to run the games
- 31:57locally is that the theory well I don't
- 32:01know um I don't know I'm cuz what's the point in um them doing like an Xbox only
- 32:08one like or just a streaming only one they already
- 32:14exist yeah so I don't know it's I don't know we'll
- 32:21wait and see but I know they're making it yeah or maybe they just want money in
- 32:26their pockets rather than somebody in in somebody else's
- 32:29Pockets yeah but it' be good if you could cuz there' be some games you could run on it
- 32:35natively maybe not a my disc where do I put my my disc Luke when was the last
- 32:40time you played a game that ran off a disc occasionally the only game that
- 32:44I've got that I go back to that is is Far Cry Primal which for some reason I
- 32:50just every now and again I want to play it and I've just got I've got a disc
- 32:53copy of it I never played that oh you should yeah yeah
- 32:59I do need to play something else there's not enough games are a caveman you know
- 33:04yeah and he don't too old there's language but it's
- 33:10all a made up language that like they got linguists to right for the for the
- 33:14game yeah that's pretty good um I'm going to play stalker 2 next I
- 33:20think you said that the other day on on WhatsApp I installed it installed
- 33:26that um you just you mentioned you went to um Costa Rica right Rich the rich
- 33:31Coast was it good nice little holiday it's beautiful yeah yeah really
- 33:35beautiful and I the the when we were checking out I said to the girl do it
- 33:39ever get cold here and she looked at me like I was [ __ ]
- 33:41insane and she goes she goes I mean maybe once a year you would feel a
- 33:47little bit cold and I was like
- 33:51okay that's great um I went to New Zealand uh it gets cold there it does
- 33:58get cold but it wasn't cold when I was there actually it was disappointingly
- 34:01warm Ian the middle of summer but I still thought for some reason it was you
- 34:04know slightly closer to Antarctica um but the thing is I've never been to New
- 34:09Zealand before have you both been yes no no and it's one of my biggest regrets
- 34:14was like it was right there and I never went yeah it's only 3 hour flight like
- 34:19it's yeah it's it's well not now it isn't I'm saying should have [ __ ]
- 34:23gone when I could when you're looking at like you know a fancy place around the
- 34:26world and you're like okay this is beautiful but only if I look here CU if
- 34:29I look over here I see a slum or if I look over here I just see an apartment
- 34:32building or whatever panoramic no matter where you look it's the most beautiful
- 34:36place on Earth but the thing is I didn't know a lot about New Zealand and
- 34:41everything I knew about New Zealand I realized kind of in the week leading up
- 34:44to it I kind of learned from bad taste
- 34:48by Peter Jackson oh yeah you yeah that
- 34:52movie and the behind the scenes watch so
- 34:56much yeah but also it's the early 80s they've all got [ __ ] mullets and
- 35:01mustaches and they're [ __ ] bogans right you watch the castle and you're
- 35:05like oh Str well but here's the thing so I was trying to convince myself like
- 35:08don't expect new zealanders to be like that when you get there they're not
- 35:13going to be like that they are New
- 35:19Zealand I think it's because those kind of things have come back [ __ ] mullets
- 35:22are back mustaches are back y but also like these Australians I like that as
- 35:28well now but new zealands are [ __ ] leaning into it man they are leaning
- 35:33into it ban Shake is back in New Zealand was it was it last year or the
- 35:40year before when the New Zealand Warriors o warriors were doing really
- 35:44well you could go and they'd have booths where you could stick your arm in and
- 35:49you could just get an up thew
- 35:51tattoo to support them what up the W I
- 35:57don't know what that means I've been away too
- 36:01long but yeah they really sort of leaned into that sort of cultural little bit I
- 36:05think that which all four Bring It On fing they they were into it they were
- 36:10into it I've been AG go north or south
- 36:13South all South yeah um to Christ
- 36:18Church uh not even Christ Church I went
- 36:21to Charles Town oh yep um and then Arrow
- 36:26town and um Tano uh and Milford sounds and
- 36:32um just cuz we didn't want to do a you know a Whistle Stop tour of the entire
- 36:38country we just picked the one kind of spot of like nice country towns that we
- 36:42wanted to go yeah bathtub that's on the North Island I've
- 36:48seen a picture of that now though and it it saw a picture too I was like yeah I
- 36:53think if you invited me in I'd say sure
- 36:55hop in yeah to my enus anyway um you mention he doesn't ask permission Matt
- 37:02that's the whole point of this is that he wouldn't ask you well that's how I
- 37:04put him off I'd be like you want to put your fingers in me and then he'd be like
- 37:09whoa and then there'd be an article written about me yeah if you looked at
- 37:13him right in the eyes and said Master says put your fingers in me he wouldn't
- 37:16know what to do no he'd be like I'm not into this yeah and he'd be like and I'd
- 37:20like it that your kids watching us coming up in the Afterparty you
- 37:26understand what the [ __ ] that's about well you won't understand it but you'll
- 37:30well yeah no nobody quite understands this you mentioned um places being nice
- 37:35in some areas so we got to Costa Rica Costa Rica is beautiful everywhere I
- 37:39just to say but when I got there it was kind of like what I expected right it's
- 37:43like uh you know it's the airport's very small there's a lot of like farms and
- 37:49stuff like it's very tropical kind of like I don't know if you been to like
- 37:52the the any of the islands around Australia reminded me a lot of the kind
- 37:56of Pacific Islands kind of and um you know not very wealthy right
- 38:02so so we're going along in the in the shuttle on the way to the the resort cuz
- 38:06I was there for a wedding we were staying at this fancy ass Resort most
- 38:09fancy place I've ever stayed to be honest very nice um going across this
- 38:15bridge the guy stops the shuttle just in the middle of the bridge all the [ __ ]
- 38:18cars waiting behind us and he's like oh look look look big [ __ ] crocodile on
- 38:21the side of the the river and I was like oh W this is cool so we're driving
- 38:26through looking at all this stuff get to a roundabout right and then as we come
- 38:31through the other side of the roundabout Everything Changes cuz there's this
- 38:35manicured lawn with these big palm trees and you can tell the palm trees are all
- 38:39perfectly spaced you're down the resort you can tell oh this is different and
- 38:44then we get to this [ __ ] security gate and then the guy has to stop and
- 38:48then they came around and they said you need to know who you are and it told us
- 38:52and they all right come on in so we get inside and then it was just like now
- 38:57you're in [ __ ] F Paradise yeah yeah yes literally yeah yeah I mean the
- 39:00monkeys are still going through sh yeah exactly but but it was just did your
- 39:06daughter like the monkeys or was she petrified of them no no she liked them
- 39:09she thought they were hilarious she go so she couldn't get lra out of the
- 39:13[ __ ] pool which is fine cuz she doesn't get a chance to do that here
- 39:16right now it's snowing but um so the monkeys come um around lunchtime around
- 39:23breakfast time and lunchtime like an army of them come from the from the
- 39:26jungle [ __ ] and they just steal [ __ ] like if you leave your table and leave
- 39:30some stuff they'll steal it and um so anyway around lunch time she's in the
- 39:34pool and she goes to walk down the steps into the pool sh with her little
- 39:39floaties on and a monkey jumps up onto the rail next to her and it was very
- 39:43close and I was like oh [ __ ] that's a little closer than I would like a monkey
- 39:47to be to her and and so they just standing there staring at each other for
- 39:50a bit and then lra goes crouches down and puts her arms back to Splash the
- 39:55monkey and said and I said do not Splash a
- 40:01monkey she goes she goes I just want to show him the water's nice in case he
- 40:07wants to swim with me and I was like
- 40:13no with you do not splash the monkey yeah now she loved him we had
- 40:19some pretty aggressive monkeys in I think it was Vietnam and we arrived at
- 40:25the at the the hotel and they're like oh just so you know this monkeys don't
- 40:29encourage them they're quite dangerous they're quite aggressive don't leave
- 40:32food out blah blah blah and literally everyone turned to me and was like that
- 40:35is not an invitation for you to see how close you can [ __ ] get these monkeys
- 40:40what are you talking about yeah there's a path down to the beach and we're down
- 40:43there as a bunch of them around and we were standing there watching them and
- 40:45then one obviously just got the shits with us cuz it came over really close
- 40:49and it was in the tree and it was just faking shaking the tree and uske side we
- 40:52come oh shaking the tree at us and we're like I think we should go yeah monkey
- 40:57just like [ __ ] off yeah it's his spot mhm lots of
- 41:04iguanas oh lots of iguanas that's cool and uh yeah lots of lots of I saw
- 41:09[ __ ] whales saw some whales sick I love whales yeah good stuff was it a
- 41:16whale I've eaten whale wh know what it
- 41:19was yeah you can make any whale a sperm
- 41:25whale if you can catch it you have to catch it you got to be Qui
- 41:30say I ne game that
- 41:39way um yeah it's very nice very nice I don't know what should we do next we
- 41:44talk about the to of tick yeah for the moment I won't be
- 41:49allowed to talk about it soon no this is going to happen too yeah seems like it
- 41:55been talking about it for a long long time and I thought it of died off no America
- 42:01wants to ban Tik Tok uh because it's Chinese spyware is that why or is there
- 42:06another reason yeah they think I think the real reason and so some stuff
- 42:11happened as a result of this that maybe confirms that it is potentially an issue
- 42:15they don't want a company so influenced by the Chinese government to have so
- 42:21much influence on American people basically kids in particular right they
- 42:27they Tik Tok has a huge influence you know the algorithm can you know make
- 42:33Trends happen it can do all this it's very powerful right with kids in
- 42:36particular or by everybody and then their concern is never been on Tik Tok I
- 42:42have I have it doesn't appeal to me so much but I have it doesn't but when you
- 42:46go on there it's very easy just to lose time yeah just keep going because it
- 42:51learns it's like what are you pausing on like if you stop and you watch a video
- 42:55for a bit it goes likes that and then it'll you know it's very smart and
- 43:00that's the problem that's why I got rid of it because that's you if few talk on
- 43:04you lose an hour I've done nothing yeah and look I'm not
- 43:10saying I mean I'm not saying it is a bad influence but it certainly could be and
- 43:16I mean there's no reason to assume they wouldn't use it to to influence like our
- 43:20foreign governments do that all the time so I mean [ __ ] America does it to other
- 43:24people other countries all the time America's doing it with their own with X
- 43:28and Facebook as we speak yeah exactly exactly so yeah so they're concerned
- 43:33about it they want to ban it there was some question about whether they would
- 43:35be able to and the Supreme Court upheld it saying yeah we can ban that sure why
- 43:41not and then as a result uh people have been flocking to
- 43:46this other app that I can't remember the name of that is
- 43:511,000% just a ccpr run social media app
- 43:56that it was like a copy of Tik Tok and then everyone's like well now ex that's
- 44:02exactly the problem isn't it like but it's going to take six years
- 44:05or whatever it took for them to yeah yeah yeah it's new it's different it's
- 44:10and like literally the icon for this app is just a red thing with a bunch of
- 44:14Chinese characters on it like like it's like uh what's this Tik
- 44:20Tok alternative red what is this called because that's what happened to right
- 44:25everyone went to somewhere else what's the thing everyone's on now instead of
- 44:28Twitter uh Blue Sky oh blue sky blue sky which I've been hearing good things about that
- 44:35actually don't know but I saw red note red note red note is a short form video
- 44:40platform that doubles as an e-commerce red in the [ __ ] title offering
- 44:44shopping and the ability to leave reviews and products is the alternative
- 44:46Tik Tok in China where it is known as zong Shu definitely pronounced that
- 44:51correctly which translates to Little Red Book and rocketing up in download charge
- 44:58and I don't know if this is true but an article I read said that more even more
- 45:03so than Tik Tok which technically in the US Tik Tok is run by an American
- 45:09American servers it's got It's more Americanized um this other thing red
- 45:13note is just all apparently a CCP thing
- 45:18so all they've really done is just done what or afraid of something happening
- 45:23and then they just forced everyone to where it's going to be even worse yes
- 45:27but in a way I guess it like proves I mean if you were worried about it you're
- 45:32potentially right to be because but also China are playing the [ __ ] long game
- 45:37here aren't they they've even got the thing they want you to flock onto
- 45:41next I mean are we should we be surprised by that probably not Vladimir
- 45:46Putin in Russia's gone that's just [ __ ] that's do that that's that's
- 45:51great I mean we chose your president but [ __ ] me
- 45:58yeah yeah so bye-bye Tik Tok soon for me I mean I don't care I don't even have it
- 46:03installed but it's going to upset a lot of people actually make livings off that
- 46:06at the moment yeah oh yeah I did see there was a funny thing people
- 46:10apparently Tik Tok influences a as a you know like well this is going away soon
- 46:14so I'll admit that I don't use all of those [ __ ] ice trays that I've been
- 46:18influencing you all to buy like or like I don't actually specifically or did you
- 46:23is there's a specific Tik tocker that has who he's makes ice for [ __ ] sake
- 46:29this is why I'm not on it [ __ ] and then he's like actually I don't use any of
- 46:32that ice um I don't know why that matters but then also Fitness Fitness
- 46:37ticktockers are like oh that work out I made that up what but why would they be
- 46:41doing that cuz this is they just go to [ __ ] red yeah know that's that happened with
- 46:48like when vine went away there were quite a lot of people who picked up were
- 46:51able to move like oh Vine
- 46:55that's yeah Logan Paul and that came from it's where Drew good came from they
- 47:02were all vine stars and that's how they started their careers mat your president
- 47:06made a not your actual president not your incoming president he' be the
- 47:10president a couple days but I know I know who I know who you
- 47:13mean pres no no no no the actual President Biden made a speech yesterday of
- 47:19something fwell speech yeah right um evidently he mentioned maybe he was
- 47:24talking about Russia I assume but he said something about the oligarchy and
- 47:28evidently yesterday there was a record number of people typing to Google what is an
- 47:33oligarchy picture of Elon
- 47:37Musk riding Vladimir Putin oh we need to
- 47:41talk about Elon Musk do we do we have you
- 47:45seen they's been caught out lying oh has
- 47:49he about no no about what is that game you love pillar of fraternity so we been
- 47:55lying about pillar of fraternity to no Path of Exile to Path of Exile too
- 47:59probably yeah he's been lying that he's the best player in the world at
- 48:04it have you read the book I know you haven't read a
- 48:09book that Oscar isacson book about him I've stopped I had to turn it off I was
- 48:14listening to's son wrote a book um because there's a bit in it
- 48:20where it's about he tells his story about how I know I've complained about
- 48:24this before he went he went to a d and d tournament and won the tournament and
- 48:29won it yeah this whole big thing and and none of it makes any sense like if you
- 48:34know any like this is not what D and D is like it's just not yeah so PA he did
- 48:40have a character was ranked like 97 which was like one of the best
- 48:43characters on Hardcore there is but the people who are up at that level are
- 48:46spending hundreds if not thousands of hours playing this game there's no way
- 48:51he has time for that [ __ ] time yeah like he doesn't have that time and then
- 48:56but went on so he's paying someone to create his character essenti probably a
- 49:00team they probably on shifts yeah but cuz he streamed it and he had no idea
- 49:05what he was doing and was talking about how great he was and looked like oh I'm
- 49:09just so powerful they should make a harder mode when he's actually playing
- 49:11like the easiest thing to do in the game and that's funny just why why lie about
- 49:17something like that though just to I think he just cares a lot about
- 49:22being seen in a certain way yeah he [ __ ] seems man yeah no cuz and he
- 49:27just like said with the book like I said I I stopped reading the book cuz I was
- 49:30like if he's not lying about that what else is he lying
- 49:33about didn't understand the new that's what I was I was like there's two
- 49:36possibilities one is that that Elon just lied and Oscar Isaacson wrote down the
- 49:41lies the LI the other explanation is that they were having a casual chat
- 49:45Oscar isacson doesn't know anything about Dungeons and Dragons wrote it down
- 49:48wrong right misunderstood what he was trying to say but but it seems like day
- 49:53how do you say you're the best at DND d anyway like this you won a d andd
- 49:58tournament like what does that mean it doesn't mean anything it's not a
- 50:02competitive game like you don't how would you win as a solo player
- 50:07anyway like I yeah it's just nonsensical so yeah people don't know
- 50:13that you just reminded me of the D and D movie Luke did you watch it I did [ __ ]
- 50:18that's a good movie there I really I really do think we should wait until
- 50:21Robert gets in
- 50:27so funny good yeah that fat dragon sequence I was like I can't believe they
- 50:33did this it's so good [ __ ] wadling up it's actually like that's the thing is
- 50:40that the the all the previous times they tried to do something like this took it too
- 50:44seriously like this movie is what D and D is it's [ __ ] stupid and funny and
- 50:50nonsense trying to make weird [ __ ] happen and it's like should we do the
- 50:54the Hollywood movie Heist attempt no no we'll come up with some insane [ __ ] and
- 50:59that's what we're going to do when they're the [ __ ] they're up against
- 51:03the [ __ ] party from the old DND D
- 51:05cartoon yes it's so good very good
- 51:10movie when I heard they were they were doing that I was like
- 51:17yeah don't do it that [ __ ] scene where um what's her name Michelle
- 51:21Rodriguez goes home to her ex-husband the Little Gnome so funny
- 51:27yeah like just
- 51:31brilliant yes so good and there's tons that I forget like this I reckon if I
- 51:36watched it again I'd laugh all over again because this I can only remember
- 51:40four or five jokes but I know it was wall to- wall jokes yeah oh man just
- 51:45real quickly because I've talked about this the last three episodes I finished
- 51:49Peep Show nine Seasons sort of sad it's over it never stops being funny not
- 51:55right until the last episode in the last bit of the last episode where [ __ ]
- 52:01Jazz's in his head goes we're going to be together forever and then it cuts the
- 52:05mark and his I've got to get rid of
- 52:11jazz um I got nothing to watch it was just so just at night I just put on Peep
- 52:16Show I watched all of Silo season two yes I finished up today I got to watch
- 52:22that but it's not quite Peep Show and its ability no no no no no uh uh what
- 52:27you think of the ending without any spoilers Luke
- 52:31um I I without spoil I thought was a trailer for another show to begin with
- 52:37it took me a second to work out that it wasn't huh oh yeah I we watched it last
- 52:42night and it ended and I looked at J I was like I don't think I liked that like
- 52:47that end bit yeah really completely out
- 52:51of left field better off knowing this going in well no I
- 52:59I to temper expectations is well if if you want to know slight spoilers well
- 53:05slight spoilers because we you don't learn anything it's more a spoiler about
- 53:09the the show changing slightly right yeah yeah yeah but not sure if it is or
- 53:12not jum the shark are they so okay so skip ahead of you don't want to hear
- 53:18about the very last thing that happens in the sil which is not a it's not a
- 53:22spoiler for the plot about Julet or anything like that but there's a back
- 53:27scene to before the silos all of a sudden something very dramatic happens
- 53:33and then all of a sudden it's like a modern day City and it's like what and
- 53:40then and then I was confused about what year is it's supposed to be it's really
- 53:44not clear what year it is because they sort of seem there stuff about Nixon on the
- 53:49walls on the on the but does it's it's definitely set on Earth it's definitely
- 53:54set America because it's and they talk about like a dirty bomb
- 53:58hitting DC and yeah oh okay it sounds
- 54:02like the start of the war that it made
- 54:06me go oh is this just Fallout I don't want it to be that I don't want this to
- 54:12be the plot of this you know and then I was also the main thing that I was said
- 54:18was hang on a minute that can't that Tech doesn't match up right right the
- 54:24tech that I see inside like there is advanced technology that I
- 54:30do not think it's going to work with Luke right now I was sneezing I was
- 54:36trying very hard to keep it internal sneezing well you did very well it hurt
- 54:42it looked like it hurt just quietly but no yeah so I don't believe I
- 54:47I don't believe I think if even if it's modern day but especially if it's
- 54:52earlier than modern day I'm not sure I'm going to be able to accept that built
- 54:57Theo now you know what I mean I don't think we have the techology to do
- 55:02especially that many in such a short time frame exactly I don't think we so
- 55:07I'm that's why I was just like oh I don't know how I feel about this I'm not
- 55:10sure I'm okay with this being the yeah but I don't the whole apart
- 55:16from that I did like it everything leading up and I suddenly get excited
- 55:20the problem is that I was I was loving it and then all of a sudden it just
- 55:23changed and I was like what are you doing stay away from that I I'm I'm
- 55:28really interested to see what happens
- 55:32next yeah that just ended and on anyway yeah you did remind me I do have to
- 55:36finish Fallout and I'd never finish watching that oh really you sure just
- 55:41don't want I don't want this to be Fallout that's the thing did you guys
- 55:46ever watch just talking about shows that took a turn and stopped being good did
- 55:50you ever watch waywood Pines no no I've heard of that is that the Eli Roth thing
- 55:57uh I don't know if it's Eli Roth it could be you could look that up but it's
- 56:00basically it's it's like your kind of classic kind of Twin Peaks town right
- 56:05Matt Dylan plays this dude ight shamalan
- 56:09oh is it oh well that [ __ ] explains it then okay so the plot is this guy
- 56:15comes to this like and I don't know if it's in Washington or or somewhere like
- 56:18just kind of twin peaky right little
- 56:22town bit weird can't leave right to town
- 56:27awesome I love this kind of plot I love this kind of show and then you find out
- 56:32it's years in the future this is a simulation it's like oh no you ruined it
- 56:39that's not what I was hoping I I was worried they were going to go that way
- 56:43with this actually that this is going to be some kind of experiment I still hope
- 56:46that's not what it is I still I don't think it's an experiment well although
- 56:50there's other stuff that makes it seem like it might be that's what I'm I'm
- 56:54like there's a like I said I wasn't worried about that until they showed
- 56:58that ending thing and then I thought back on some other stuff that happened
- 57:01and I was like oh don't do that so anyway we'll see I think Seance either comes out or is
- 57:07out episode one came out same day as the last episode of Silo I haven't watched
- 57:12it yet out I have I watch that today as
- 57:16well it's sence maybe I we have to I don't know I think I think we know that
- 57:21Luke but how is it I don't I think I honestly I think the first episode was a
- 57:25little slow and I think the first episode wasow on the firston CU it's
- 57:28also about just end season and just bringing them all
- 57:34back maybe I will wait uh because I
- 57:39watch things faster than one a week sure well you've got Soo to do yeah well I
- 57:45got a lot to do I got 10 episodes of Soo I'm also I'm actually at the moment
- 57:51I'm I'm H and I watching squid Games season
- 57:552 you guys watch squid games yes no squid games is [ __ ] great manate it
- 58:01was you should watch it it's really and season 2 is just as good and the start
- 58:07of the Season 2 first episode I was like oh I think I know what you're doing and
- 58:11I don't think I like it and then they were like you do like it and I was like
- 58:17oh yeah I do I do like
- 58:20it oh cool I watched a movie uh before
- 58:25we went away uh it was a movie we were going to watch for a while never got
- 58:29around to it finally watched the dead don't die have SE God that movie is
- 58:33weird that title rings a bell but I it's Jim
- 58:38jamush oh right it's Jim Jam's zombie movie with Bill Murray right yeah I
- 58:43haven't seen this I haven't seen it it
- 58:45is the it's like I mean I enjoyed it but after five after 5 minutes I was like oh
- 58:52this isn't actually even a real movie this is just and his friends [ __ ]
- 58:55around this is like we made a movie and we were just like whatever have you seen
- 58:59the Jim j mush movie coffee and cigarettes it's literally just vignettes
- 59:04of actors talking about why they like coffee and cigarettes yeah
- 59:10right well de is very it's good it's it's very funny and like cuz it's like I
- 59:16said it's not even a real movie it's just like it is and it isn't it's just
- 59:19very entertaining like there's this bit where at the very start of the movie
- 59:22it's got yes Bill Murray and it's um what's his name k R um Adam Driver Adam
- 59:28Driver play these small town sheriffs and they're in the car and the song
- 59:32comes on the radio and the song is called the dead don't die M and then
- 59:36Bill Murray goes oh what's this song I've heard it before and then Adam is
- 59:41like yeah it's the dead don't die and he's like well I've I heard this before
- 59:43he's like it's a theme song he's like oh right like it's one of those movies
- 59:49right like but but played it's not it's one of those movies
- 59:55but it's not it's silly but it's not like it's played so it's played for for
- 1:00:00real but it's fun it's it's
- 1:00:06fun but like like I said it's ridiculous yes you're not meant to take it
- 1:00:12seriously you could
- 1:00:14possibly [ __ ] um what's her name uh
- 1:00:20Swinton till Swinton plays the Scottish
- 1:00:23mortician with a [ __ ] Samurai s okay wow Jesus like it's literally he
- 1:00:30was just honestly it's like if we had continueed to get together every weekend
- 1:00:35pulling random [ __ ] out of eventually got to this we would eventually make the
- 1:00:39dead don't die yeah except we wouldn't have had Bill Murray all these [ __ ]
- 1:00:44Danny Glovers in it um uh what's her name um from only murders in the
- 1:00:50building what's her name Selena Gomez Selena Gomez is in it [ __ ] oh the guy
- 1:00:56Austin Butler's in it oh like everybody's in it every time it cuts to
- 1:01:01a new character you go ah [ __ ] IG Pops in
- 1:01:08it yeah I don't I I it's [ __ ] Iggy
- 1:01:12Pop must be old now he looks like a
- 1:01:16zombie ripped as [ __ ] though yeah like I don't know if I liked the movie but it
- 1:01:22was just yeah weird yeah I enjoyed it but it was can see why people people I
- 1:01:29imagine how confused people would be trying to watch this if they didn't know
- 1:01:32anything of like yeah if you didn't know Jim j orw the fact that this is just him
- 1:01:37and his friends [ __ ] around basically but there are parts of the movie which
- 1:01:41seem sort of serious like there's the kids in the school and all the oh sure
- 1:01:45yeah yeah yeah and then it just cuts back to I really liked the
- 1:01:50um I don't know whether this was an artistic choice or Netflix was like you
- 1:01:55can't have this be too gory mm when the zombies get their heads cut off and the
- 1:02:00dust goes everywhere I was like oh that's a cool effect there's some cool
- 1:02:04stuff like that in it nice um I watched a zombie movie this
- 1:02:10week too did you sort of I watched
- 1:02:14Thriller the Michael Jackson music video yeah yeah right and the reason I
- 1:02:20watched this was I we're at the hour now but I'll just give you a quick backstory
- 1:02:25right yeah is my mother-in-law's birthday she likes
- 1:02:28musicals she specifically likes musical biopics about musicians right so last
- 1:02:34year she got taken to Tina Turner for her birthday before that she got taken
- 1:02:37to the [ __ ] Frankie Valley musical before that she got taken to the Carol
- 1:02:42King musical right this year she's getting taken to the Michael Jackson
- 1:02:46musical because enough time has passed now no one gives a [ __ ]
- 1:02:51about just started
- 1:02:53going good [ __ ] music Michael Jackson um
- 1:03:00and niece and nephew were at the table when the tickets were given as the
- 1:03:04present and they didn't know who Michael Jackson was they 14 13 or 14 right they
- 1:03:09didn't know who he was they escaped yep right Yeah ironic because he'd like them
- 1:03:14um but so Ben Googles Michael Jackson and the picture comes up of him like in
- 1:03:20his late later days right yeah yeah and he's like are you [ __ ] serious you're
- 1:03:25going to go see a about this freak what and everyone was trying to come no no no
- 1:03:30this guy was like the most stylish dud in the world he was the most popular he
- 1:03:33was also black yeah yeah telling people like and he's black he's like okay then
- 1:03:38I'm not looking at the right person like no you are are it's complicated yeah and
- 1:03:43then he was like [ __ ] well what what should we watch and like because then
- 1:03:47his dad was like put something on so on the TV I was just typing Michael Jackson
- 1:03:52and I said watch the Smooth Criminal video because that's the op of cool
- 1:03:56right and then it just autop played um Thriller next and I was [ __ ] Thriller
- 1:04:02the whole thing I haven't watched this for years so right directed that yeah yeah okay a
- 1:04:09it's still very good B also problematic person John Landis was he yeah the I
- 1:04:15remember that oh yes that's right that's right um when did you say problem I just
- 1:04:22assume you mean touching people now no no just yeah accidental
- 1:04:27situation that he was responsible he forced someone to do something unsafe
- 1:04:31and they died and killed other people yeah yeah yeah yeah um but my daughter
- 1:04:37was watching it with us right and she loves music videos because she loves
- 1:04:41songs and [ __ ] dancing and [ __ ] so she she was like criminal all in
- 1:04:48right um because John Landers this thing shot like a [ __ ] horror movie like a
- 1:04:53good horror movie like it's really good and you know there's that fake out
- 1:04:57because he turns into this [ __ ] cat werewolf thing realize they're watching
- 1:05:02a movie before that happens like she's she's already kind of watching it like
- 1:05:08this like how you assume like a teenage girl in the 50s might watch a horror
- 1:05:12movie sure um and then when he turned
- 1:05:16into that cat she was like what like so
- 1:05:21I wish that I could experience it at the level that she was experiencing at like
- 1:05:25we can turn it off she's like no no don't turn it off I want to watch it
- 1:05:30[ __ ] hell like that I had my um Empire Strikes Back t-shirt on it's got
- 1:05:35Luke and Vader fighting on it and uh lra goes what's that and I said oh it's a
- 1:05:40movie he's they're fighting and she goes oh with magic swords cuz of the
- 1:05:45lightsabers and a thing and I was like oh I she goes I want to see that and I
- 1:05:49was like oh all right so on my phone I pull up the cloud city just I was like
- 1:05:55I'll just show her the start of it just so she knows what what it's about and so
- 1:05:59she sit and she like settles into my lap and she's just watching
- 1:06:02it and then she was like who's that and I'm like that's Darth fader He's the bad
- 1:06:05guy and she's like who's that it's Luke Skywalk he's a good guy and so we're
- 1:06:08watching it for a bit and I was like all right that's enough and she goes no no
- 1:06:10no I want to see the good guy beat the bad guy and I was like I was like to
- 1:06:16skip ahead um not in this movie yeah and
- 1:06:21even when he does in the next movie it
- 1:06:24is very bit sweet yes I have [ __ ] up
- 1:06:28yeah yeah I said oh we we'll watch it another
- 1:06:33time yeah he doesn't actually win when
- 1:06:36does he it's no one wins yeah especially
- 1:06:40in the last Jed ey look what he become in that documentary cuz he had a bad dream he's
- 1:06:47got to murder his nephew I had a hilarious dream this week
- 1:06:52do you want to hear it it's [ __ ] it's funny enough to share right all right I
- 1:06:56had a dream that our friend Gordon Gordon right was directing a movie and
- 1:07:01cast me in a role right Y and I get there I arrive upset a bit confused and
- 1:07:06bewildered Gordon's there [ __ ] setting up and I'm like I haven't been
- 1:07:11sent a script or anything he's like no no no there's no script I'm doing a
- 1:07:14remake of the big Labowski I'm like oh okay he's
- 1:07:20like so just watch the big leowski and your character and I'm like is that
- 1:07:26how remix and so I say to him well who's my
- 1:07:31character and he goes just introduce yourself to some of the other actors and
- 1:07:35see what characters they've already decided to play and just pick one that's
- 1:07:40not already that I don't know why I dreamed this I don't know why I dreamed
- 1:07:45any of that so what are we doing that let's do
- 1:07:50it I'm all yeah yeah well listeners we
- 1:07:56might put a tier up on patreon if we raise a certain amount of money a goal
- 1:08:00could be that we will remake with no script no script we'll
- 1:08:05just we'll watch a scene on the spot and then just do
- 1:08:10it second yeah that's right yeah
- 1:08:15yeah B switch characters yes that' be
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- 1:08:58we' to this follow up this we we've got geek of the week which is uh celebrities
- 1:09:02or or just people who've died and we'll have a chat about
- 1:09:07them know who they are yeah yeah exactly we forc Luke to pick the one that's the
- 1:09:12best and I know who I want to and I'm going to fight hard to uh to get my
- 1:09:18candidate across the L and Luke's gonna dig deep to try to find some reason why
- 1:09:24there I mean there's a big one that think he haven't we already said
- 1:09:29when he got a little bit sick that Luke was like he's not going to [ __ ] be
- 1:09:32geek of the week brought this on himself we'll see we'll see in fact unless he
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