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Punching the Cannibal: Bruce Campbell Retires as Ash & Infinity War Review · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy so I've been watching a fair bit of Television lately okay I've been
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  watching a certain reality television show I know shocking okay yeah and I've
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  come to a decision that may shock you all okay okay there's a lot of shock
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  there go on there is a lot of shock I have decided that I should never open a
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  restaurant wow yeah sure okay were you were you weighing that up as a possible
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  future career change no okay right so this is more of uh and even if they do
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  invite me back I'm still not going to go kind of scenario yeah now all of is I've
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  been watching a lot of Kitchen Nightmares for some reason okay it's a
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  great show to have on in the background while you're playing a game and then
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  yeah I just came to the realization I yeah I shouldn't be a chef or own a
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  restaurant because it requires effort have you ever cooked anything I guess is
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  the first I cook all the time at home what do you cook just you know not not
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  to Sal salmon okay you cook salmon all right anything else cook salmon yeah uh
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  steak chops okay all right vegetables there you go all right I do the cooking
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  here thank you very much those are all foods all right when I lived by myself
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  when I lived by myself no see that I did no cooking cuz I remember when Matt
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  lived by himself uh he cooked as well but what what his cooking was was uh a
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  string of rollos wrapped up in a pancake and put in the microwave that did
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  happen that literally what more do you need I mean
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  sick and listeners think that's a joke that's not a joke I did once think that
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  would that would suffice for dinner that would be a decent dinner yeah and I I
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  was told to my
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  car c I was to my face panc that is not
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  a good idea but I didn't listen but apparently
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  uh you're you've you've stepped up from there quite a bit uh yes so but not
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  enough to open a restaurant cuz I do recall your refrigerator uh at your
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  apartment when you lived by yourself was so iced over that you actually
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  physically couldn't use it and it was literally uh just a giant block of ice
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  in the in the Kitchen yes and it's also just a bar fridge yes well it I mean
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  technically it wasn't it was like as I said just a big block of
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  ice but all I had enough room in there to keep keep Coke cold for my Scotch
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  sure and then if if you ran out of room you could just chisel a space I had all
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  my priorities right if you hadn't done this research and determined that this
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  is not your best interest what kind of restaurant do you think you would have opened
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  ooh not a very good one look there's plenty of there's plenty of not very
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  good restaurants out there so I don't see why that would make you any
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  different I think I would have been even worse than those ones okay okay I've
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  been to some pretty [ __ ] ones is there a Nichi in camber that you think is not
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  being like met like some kind of you know some kind
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  of I want to say uh you know some type of food don't need to make there's not
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  enough foods that just serve like sugar okay okay so like he's a bowl of runs
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  well I know uh I know a Chef that could probably come and cook for you then uh
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  Matt are you available because I think this is the
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  opportunity of a lifetime for you I'd have to look up my old recipe it's been
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  a while I don't quite remember although no wait I don't cook either because
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  there's so many restaurants that already do the cooking that uh just never really
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  never really found myself in a position where I couldn't get pre-cooked food so
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  I've seen I've seen I've seen some sort of roast going on at your house in in
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  photographs oh that's true yeah I was going to say not partipate in that or
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  you no I participate in it yeah no look but I wouldn't if somebody else would
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  cook it for me if you know what I mean there's like having a Sunday roast is
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  not really something I can go out for here so I've never understood the Sunday
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  roast what like I I'm not a fan of them really oh no man that's that's my jam is
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  it you don't like the food in general or you just don't like being forced to eat
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  something on a Sunday yeah I think that's what it is the food I sort of
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  don't mind when I have it but I think it's being forced into go into that
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  situation where it's normally a family thing like panc you just don't like
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  families you don't like your own family I love my family like pancake Tuesday or
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  whatever it is like no I like pancakes when I pancake and roll
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  Tuesday I think it's just it's just the big thing that's sort of made out of it
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  I don't like that look Luke it took God six days to create the Earth and on the
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  seventh day he had a Sunday roast okay so why do I have to have one look I've
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  been watching some reality TV lately as well um and uh and I've also learned uh
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  something Luke so you're not alone I've been watching Bachelor in Paradise and
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  I've decided that I don't ever want to be a drunk and desperate Bogan on the
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  beach so there's that what do you mean that's the dream Luke's like looking at his
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  checklist yeah done that yeah no that's that's a lie Luke has never been to the
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  be Beach that's true I have been across the road from a beach right which beach
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  have you been across the road from Bondi why the beach the checklist and he went
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  close enough tick yeah I can see it wanted to people wanted to go to the
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  beach and I went fine I'll go and then I found the pub just before we got to the
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  beach and I went I'll wait here for you okay that's fair because I did say drunk
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  desperate Bogan at the beach you've ticked off a couple but were you
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  desperate I've I I used to always be Des desperate that's true okay the story checks
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  out yeah yep I was a very yeah back in the
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  day went about that time yep could say I was
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  desperate willing for anything mhm
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  literally anything yep guys there's an
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  elephant in the room this week because there's something we're going to talk
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  about that I'm sure the listeners are probably interested to hear what we have
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  to say about it but I think spoilers well no no no I think we should wait
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  till later I'm just I'm just making sure they know that we are going to talk
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  about we end on it yeah because I feel like we talk for a few other things and
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  then we go leave now if you don't want spoilers yeah but I think we can give
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  some spoiler-free Impressions first but we are we are talking about the uh
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  there's a little indie film that came out this week uh called uh what it uh uh
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  forever fighting something like that and uh and that came out and so Infinity War
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  that's uh that's a lot of Wars yeah yeah yeah so we are going to talk about it I
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  just thought we'd give the people who haven't seen it something to listen to
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  first so we will get to it but before that we got some uh got some news you
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  guys want to talk about yeah well I mean there's there's
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  quite a lot of news today there's some followup as well uh and we've been
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  pretty D our follow for three weeks in a row now yeah amazing God okay so what's
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  the followup well we talked a little little while ago uh We've I think maybe
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  more than once we've talked about this case where there was a gentleman who
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  made his own submarine in Danish General
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  yeah so we uh we like uh weird eccentric people who make their own things on here
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  we've also reported about the uh the guy who made a rocket you know yes oh can we
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  follow up on that next week and we also like um crazy Psychopathic Killers and
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  this story combines them both yeah I think this guy made a rocket too at some
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  point if I recall correctly he did he just didn't we he didn't make the rocket
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  we talked about and we talked about him because he made a submarine and then
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  specifically what he did in the submarine yeah so uh this is is Peter
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  rocket Madson the Danish inventor who he tried to put himself into space at one
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  point and then he also built a submarine called the Nautilus uh because I guess that's
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  original so so did he build the submarine first I don't think cuz to me
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  you s to me I'd build a submarine first and then try to go to space not the
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  other way around I think he tried to go to space so he tried to go up uh and end
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  up going down instead and so he was like the second time around [ __ ] it I'm just
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  going to I'm going to purposely go down I think I've received a message from God
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  and I'm going to just head down this time and I might take this woman with me
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  and uh give her a good old murder yeah so we talked about this a
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  reporter who was assigned to cover this head might just uh that
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  off y yeah so he uh a reporter that he took on the submarine she was assigned
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  to cover the story of the submarine I guess uh took her out for a run and uh
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  she never came back and obviously people were asking questions parts of it came back
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  eventually yeah not all of them uh I don't think I think still not all of
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  them um but yeah we did talk about before uh basically yeah he murdered her
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  um he first said that uh that first he said that he dropped her
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  off which everyone was like right and then he said oh wait no sorry I forgot
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  the hatch fell on her head and she died that's what happened and then they went
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  doesn't look like that uh it looks like uh she was murdered and he said oh no
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  that's right she died of asphixiation from the carbon monoxide in the
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  submarine so I cut her head off and tried to hide the body and they were
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  like right why didn't you die and he was like yeah you're
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  right yeah I did murder her he could pish breath longer so yes he he went ahead and sunk
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  the submarine after that which I'll argue is what a submarine is for even
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  when it's done successfully it's still sunk right yes it is a little suspicious
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  though he sunk it good and proper yeah little bit suspicious yeah that's right
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  um yeah hiding the evidence or as some people have suggested an attempted Su
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  suicide attempt that he later backed out of yeah he's now been given life in
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  prison for the uh murder and and also the rape of the reporter apparently as
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  well he went all in on that that's right although his lawyer has argued that he
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  should not be charged with rape because you can't prove that rape occurred
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  because that particular part of her body has still yet to be found right
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  well actually that's actually um pretty good
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  defense right I guess so you can get get him for the murder and of the
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  dismembering of the body yeah well look life in prison uh as long as that I
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  think that covers pretty much everything anyway so well life in prison is
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  actually a lot shorter over there that's true 16 years about average of 16 years
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  are you saying that prisons are so violent in Sweden that you'll probably
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  get killed within 16 years no it's just that that their sort of long-term jails
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  aren't really a thing they sort of rehabilitate people and send them back
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  out fair to kill again cuz remember there was a guy in
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  Sweden or something that went out and shot all those kids and he's only going
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  to get like 14 years or something all those kids guess they were badly behaved
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  kids yep oh some political camp for children or something oh yeah I know
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  what you're talking about oh yeah they had those back in uh back in the' 40s
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  whoa chop that out of you
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  want no no no said it can go in cuz no
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  rert we all need to start practicing people may listen to this live one day
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  and so you need to be ready for you say it it's heard well I mean if you're
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  listening live now and you're not but if you were then you would know that this
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  week marks the official end to the Korean War
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  wow so uh I mean how was actually only telling me today that it that it was
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  still going on yeah so you'd be forgiven for thinking that the Korean war ended
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  in 1953 3 years after it started however that was not actually an end to the war
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  that was simply a uh a ceasefire that continued for the
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  next what is it 60 odd years yeah yeah
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  and they decided to end the war today not today this week was a little
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  photo from holding hands that's nice yeah I watched it it was really sweet
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  they crossed over the border and hugged maybe they didn't hug maybe I made up
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  that maybe they just they I did see pites walking around holding hands today
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  yeah okay so our hug is probably not like well out of the question but it was really
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  sweet um Kim Jong-un has come out and said that he's going to disarm
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  uh North Korea in terms of um nuclear ballistics which I think is code for we
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  never actually had any yeah we give up we you called up BL yeah and I assume uh
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  I assume that this historic
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  um uh end to the conflict is uh is a
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  response to uh Donald Trump's threat to bomb them back into the Stone
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  Age yes yeah not that it's not you know the end justifies the means we're glad the
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  war's over absolutely yeah yeah yeah no it's it's a good turnout no matter what
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  but here's my question right because now uh North and South Koreans are free to
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  walk across the border and interact with one another yeah are they allowed to cuz
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  that's there's a difference between ending the war and just allowing that to
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  happen Okay so the demilitarized zone is now going to be like a park or something
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  where you can go and hang out you can't actually change your you
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  know place of residence yet but surely they're still worried that it's some
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  point somebody's going to say well hang on the world's a lot longer than you
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  told us it was Kim
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  family yeah and um your grandpa wasn't
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  the first human being was he you think maybe they maybe they were
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  just playing along anyway yeah I kind of get that feeling right yeah well cuz
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  yeah if you say anything bad you just go away yeah and they've got that three
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  degrees of punishment thing you know about this so if you commit a crime your
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  parents and your children get the punishment for that crime as well as you
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  [ __ ] hell all right yeah so every everyone collectively is
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  like please just no one piss anyone off yeah just be good just behave
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  guys just go along with the [ __ ] weird [ __ ] well this means Luke can now
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  visit North Korea because you wanted to do that didn't you Luke I'd love to go
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  there you can go there interesting you can go there I know people who have gone
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  as as tourists yeah you just need I couldn't why couldn't you well who I
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  because of where I work oh yeah yeah I can't go to Israel I wouldn't have a
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  problem they would stop me going in wait you can't go to Israel I can't go to
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  Israel because I've been to uh Muslim majority countries oh huh yeah and if I
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  went to Israel I couldn't go to places like Indonesia and Malaysia which I I go
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  to quite a lot for work I wouldn't wouldn't even have thought of that guess
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  you you have to a whole lot of weird stuff around that conflict yeah if you
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  got to think about where you want to go in future if you're going to plan a
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  holiday over yeah you the woods yeah yeah I I played nothing about my
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  holidays I'd be screwed yeah we know I'd probably organized a trip to go from one
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  to the other direct speaking of taking trips um guys
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  I was I was not here last week right so thanks for um flying the flag though
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  thanks for thanks for carrying on without me um you did report on some
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  some pretty sad news yes we did um and
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  and Luke actually Luke actually actually picked it so um I'm talking about the
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  death of actor um and [ __ ] um ver
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  Troyer yeah and Luke Luke uh Luke proposed that perhaps I was I was not
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  present last week because I was in morning g l went very quiet there cuz
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  he's like what he's scared cuz i' never remember what I say
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  well I uh I was I was in morning in fact being a close a close friend of Verns um
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  and a prominent member of the um dwarf Watcher Community I uh I actually had to
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  arrange the funeral myself oh um that's a shame so but I think uh I was
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  recording I was recording at the time um you do so so Matt if you want to go ahead and
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  play uh play that clip you'll see what I was up to last
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  week welcome to a very special [ __ ]
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  watch sorry dwarf watch we're going with dwarf [Music]
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  watch Welcome to Hollywood funerals how may I help you I'd like to arrange for a
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  service certainly name of the deceased
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  ver roer cause of death uh being too
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  awesome I see here are his details thank
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  you let me see here oh dear this is a
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  child's funeral so sad no no he was 49
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  but it says here he's 2' 8 in that's right he was a [ __ ] sorry dwarf we're
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  going with dwarf okay well I'll just go ahead and arrange a coffin for a length
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  of 2' 8 in no his actual height is is just 2T make the coffin 2T but it says
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  here the extra 8 in is his dick I see well do you have a picture of the
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  decease that we can place on the coffin uh yeah I'm sure I do here ah such a
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  handsome dwarf what's he doing here that's him playing a Pinocchio puppet
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  that's been inhabited by the soul of a serial killer well okay that might not
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  be here's one and this is that's him emerging from Mike Meers birth canal
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  still I I think we can find a more appropriate uh like this oh God being
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  gang raped by monkeys chimpanzees is there something more tender perhaps a
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  shot of him with a loved one try this
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  this is from his sex tape and this lady his ex-girlfriend Renee Schneider nice
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  tits right indeed and she is felating
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  him okay let's go with the monkey shot
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  so uh yeah um that was a hard that was a hard uh a hard day for
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  me I'm surprised you're back at work so I me
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  erected obviously we got some uh some listener submitted news this week we've
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  got two lots of listener submitted news for for some old I hope there uh I hope
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  they're either dick news related or sex toy news related oh you're in for treat Dan we've
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  got those listeners they always come
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  around with the right kind of news uh as this will come as no surprise to anybody
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  but cognac Legion has provided us with some fantastic dick news oh cognac
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  Legion you are the dick
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  [Laughter]
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  Queen uh it's dick news and this is a pretty interesting dick news I got to say
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  yeah this is like science dick news just imagining a science dick like a dick
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  scientist but uh imag oh just dick with a little lab code on aren't you yeah and
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  glasses yeah so a a a veteran a war veteran is receiving a full penis and
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  scrotum transplant in a medical first he got his uh now junk blown he
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  his blown off now I just want to know did he get to sort of choose the penis
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  choose the penis to go I want that one but that color and oh I get you yeah
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  like that one and they're like um well we thought maybe something more in this
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  this C and he's like no no no I want this one they're like so not going to
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  match the color of the rest of your skin don't care the curtains and the drapes
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  don't need to match my friend there's uh there's a quote
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  somewhere about how he said that you know when he first had his [ __ ] and
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  balls blown off you know he thought life wasn't worth living but that now that
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  he's got a new one it it is again and I can I can kind of relate to that you
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  know what I mean like that's probably how you'd feel right but I do also
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  wonder it would only be that way if the dick they gave you was as good or better
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  than the dick you originally had because if you sat there without a dick with a
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  gaping womb where your dick used to be for however long it's taken them to do
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  the research here right and then finally they're like we're
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  going to give you a new dick and you're like praise the Lord um and then you
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  wake up if you've got you got like a a little yeah like a little CH or
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  something you're going to be like well guys thanks for [ __ ] nothing this I'm
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  sorry so that's just what we had lying around what you had lying
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  around yeah yes but it is I mean it raises that
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  whole question of you know if he if he
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  does meet a girl is he he still can't really have sex because it's not his
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  dick no no just a threesome then but you he needs Express consent from that third
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  party well you guys know that that's kind of half true right they replaced
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  the penis and the scrotum but they wouldn't give him the guys balls because
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  of the ethical implications of if he impregnated someone with somebody else
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  sperm is that true yes wow wow we are in
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  the future my friends yeah that is amazing I'm just amazed that they were
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  able they thought they' be able to make that work as well yeah like that's the
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  that's the stage we're at like yeah we could do this but should we
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  yeah give it a year will he use this dick for good or
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  evil and they call up you know like the the some eth Ethan what do you call
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  called someone who works on ethics like a psychiatrist or something someone
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  looks into the field of ethics and they're like we got this thing going on
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  and he was like guys I'm real busy I don't have time for this [ __ ] yeah he
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  was like is it right that we replace the dick and balls it doesn't feel right and
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  he's like oh fine just the dick not the balls then is that can we compromise
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  there I've got to go my wife's just put sering up dinner what I like about the way that
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  this article's written though um is that they refer refer to the donor like it's
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  somebody who has like like a Kidney donor you know what I mean where you're
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  like [ __ ] it but they're like you know the donor's testies were first removed
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  it's like this is a dead body I'm assuming but they never refer to it as
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  such no but yeah you really be hoping it was from someone who's dead not someone
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  who I don't know some people do want to get their dicks cut off maybe no they
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  say there's a line at the end of the article that covers that they have no
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  plans to use this for that so they' that
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  in the B no that's not
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  no this is a presumably a cadaba he's from my neck of the woods too he's from New
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  England the I was G say I was G to say he or she and then I'm like no no
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  he actually and then I caught myself again I caught myself again and I went you
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  know what he or she whatever so how long before he could start using the
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  dick uh I think it does cover that um that depends on what he wants to use it
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  for he's got to uh well he can't use it to impregnate anyone that's right you
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  take it out for test drive at some point oh yeah by the way he also lost his legs
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  so uh I mean this this obviously wait wait did he get artificial legs or is he
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  going [ __ ] the legs give me a [ __ ] he got a choice you can
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  afford or one [ __ ] and he's like [ __ ] just give me the [ __ ] I'm not even going
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  to wait for to the thinking music yeah no that I don't know about that uh
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  it I don't think the article says it just says that he lost his legs as well
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  so you know what especially a bad day what's that it's like sir the donor
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  is from Kenya okay so you've got two legs that could win you any marathon in
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  the world so let me finish these sir if you just listen I will give you the
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  options don't W the legs
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  thanks CC Legion top stuff thank you dick Queen this is
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  amazing we've got uh something else submitted from a listener this is from
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  Darcy and Darcy yeah Darcy send this is
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  also great news yeah it's good news for there's other dick news if we want to
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  talk about Dick news before we move on oh I'm sorry my bad yeah go ahead yeah I
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  think go dick dick and then dick dick and then go on I want to finish sence no
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  that sentence so that can be the clip we use of you in the opening credits down
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  the track so it's dick dick and sex toys okay that's that's fine so um in
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  Stockholm Sweden um there is now a fivestory erect penis
• 26:58
  um I should say a mural of a f story erect penis and uh oh look at the veins
• 27:05
  on that thing yeah and everyone is I mean this is It's Vivid isn't it you
• 27:09
  know oh yeah yeah like yondu is just lying down res are upset that's that's a
• 27:15
  five story erect penis yeah yeah so there's there's been someone on
• 27:21
  the city CLE that said look we care about artistic freedom but at the same
• 27:26
  time come on come on there was a big red one in New York I
• 27:31
  think we covered that at one point oh covered it right
• 27:35
  up now the me I'm just trying to think like this wouldn't have taken like a day
• 27:40
  to paint you think people should have noticed think this would have taken a
• 27:44
  few days do you think someone might have gone excuse me what are you painting and
• 27:50
  maybe sort of cut that off a bit earlier they might had oh is that a giant rocket
• 27:54
  ship yeah now they put like a big uh a big scaffolding up with some sheets and
• 27:59
  stuff and everyone caught a glimpse oh it's blue it's like yeah it's just a big
• 28:03
  painting of yondu don't worry about it mate Merry [ __ ] Poppins y'all yeah
• 28:09
  don't worry about it you're gon to love it you're GNA love it [ __ ] that is
• 28:14
  huge that is a huge blue
• 28:17
  dick oh would you like to know what the
• 28:21
  um painting is titled go yes [ __ ] the world
• 28:28
  was this was this painted by like a
• 28:33
  13-year-old here's my art [ __ ]
• 28:36
  you it's Dan in high school but but you painted black over it
• 28:43
  because that's right a big blue dick at night I I'll it was it was preschool I
• 28:49
  was doing that all right fine not a high school I think if I was still doing it
• 28:53
  at my high school my parents would have definitely been called back yeah yeah
• 28:57
  but if you were dick I was painting in high school were just
• 29:03
  Canyons yeah well if you want to uh if you want to see the big blue dick you better get
• 29:09
  over there because uh they'll probably yeah they are going to paint over this
• 29:13
  soon I I see it is going to be yeah I don't think it's going to be there for long at
• 29:17
  all so there you go now don't you sort of have to get permission to paint stuff
• 29:22
  on buildings I think you're supposed to I mean it seems like the only reason
• 29:26
  they're painting over you can paint whatever you want dick
• 29:31
  yeah vagina oh wait not the balls Oh I thought you calling me a dick yeah
• 29:37
  you're right Matt there is no balls here I guess that's that same ethical dilemma
• 29:42
  they what if the balls
• 29:46
  someone got a mind of their own those
• 29:50
  balls hey speaking of um War veterans
• 29:54
  and their dicks oh mhm no this is about
• 29:58
  you mat I uh I sent I sent a link of somebody wanted to see an example of my
• 30:04
  work and I sent them something I kind of remember what I sent now but if you get
• 30:09
  sent a link from my Vimeo you can just scroll down and see other [ __ ] that's on
• 30:12
  there right yeah and so somebody the this client that that saw that called me
• 30:19
  later in the afternoon or texted me rather and said yeah um I had to look at
• 30:22
  some of your other stuff uh I watched um I watched the movie about the poor old
• 30:28
  rapist I was like
• 30:33
  yes tell do I have some acting work is that what you're telling me what do you
• 30:40
  think yeah what did they say oh they didn't say anything they just wanted me
• 30:44
  to know that they had seen they had seen it yeah yeah
• 30:50
  Fair God that ended on such a sweet note he's no longer a rapist yeah that's
• 30:55
  right that's right that he says former
• 30:58
  rapist former rapist is now on to some
• 31:03
  really awesome sex
• 31:07
  toys what do you inside
• 31:13
  of sex toy news sex toy
• 31:17
  news Darcy sent in some fantastic sex toys uh well not not not what he says he
• 31:24
  actual sex toys we just get a leag you get sex toys sorry that that that's not
• 31:29
  quite what I meant uh he's sent in a link uh to an article about some
• 31:32
  fantastic sex toys uh I've gone straight to the to the to the to the website yep
• 31:37
  screw the article and uh this is a geeky sex toys it's an Australian company and
• 31:44
  they sell uh their latest collection is the indulgers pleasure war and
• 31:50
  uh these are pretty good so this is uh this is uh a separate sex toy for every
• 31:56
  member of The Avengers and Thanos Thanos yeah um and if you're
• 32:03
  wondering whether it's male only no it's not it's not no and what I what I find
• 32:09
  interesting about it is that they've uh they've selected one or two of The
• 32:13
  Avengers I I don't know how they know this but like one of one or two of these
• 32:18
  uh are anal toys you know yeah yeah so
• 32:23
  it's like oh yeah Hulk Hulk and Thor
• 32:27
  will [ __ ] you vaginally but uh Captain
• 32:31
  America he uh he likes the back door actually which I think is wrong I
• 32:37
  don't think Steve Rogers would go for the back door no no that's not that's
• 32:42
  not the American way no back then that would have be something he would have
• 32:46
  even thought about all he wanted to do back then was kiss a girl so sweet he's
• 32:51
  should have been some pair of wax lips Iron Man is also a butt plug and I
• 32:57
  think that Tony Stark is definitely a backo man yeah no that that that one's
• 33:04
  right he's tried it all Thanos obviously is a fist it's the infinity fist the
• 33:10
  infinity Fist and uh Thor is uh M or
• 33:16
  Moon as it's called on here the name of
• 33:20
  it there uh hawass with an arrow dildo
• 33:26
  yep and I like agent gets me off which is Black Widow
• 33:32
  which is a what do you call that thing a a flashlight looking thing Pocket [ __ ]
• 33:37
  a what a pocket [ __ ] a pocket [ __ ] don't say that again please that's what
• 33:41
  they used to be called before flashlights I know but I uh I already to click through
• 33:47
  there's some Star Wars ones too oh yeah um the latest rang hand solo hand solo
• 33:53
  yeah dild DOA uh which is I guess Yoda's
• 33:58
  dick uh space station ball gag yeah there is
• 34:04
  a uh red lightsaber blue lightsaber and green lightsaber
• 34:09
  dildos mhm of course there is yeah sorry sorry I'll correct you there they're
• 34:15
  laser swords sorry my bad legally distinct laser swords well let's be
• 34:19
  let's be fair I mean Luke Skywalker referred to the lightsaber in The Last
• 34:23
  Jedi as a laser sword so it was almost like just someone's parents who kind of
• 34:29
  see the movie in the periphery but don't actually know that much about it
• 34:34
  yeah uh and then I also click through they've got uh a Guardians of the Galaxy
• 34:39
  rage range they do man you can have Groot and mini
• 34:43
  Groot a they've got at the same time there is a pocket [ __ ] named
• 34:50
  camora yep and of course there's star load
• 34:55
  yeah and there's even a the Destroyer look at that Angry Red Drax dick called
• 35:01
  dicks the Destroyer how I just want to like how are these guys able to get away with
• 35:08
  this or is it just one of those things where they're going look Disney are
• 35:13
  thinking look we probably could take him to court and get him to stop but then
• 35:17
  it's just going to bring more attention to it so let's just leave yeah I don't
• 35:20
  think Disney want to be in court over dicks maybe they didn't know about it
• 35:23
  plus I think there's parody laws that they're covered under yeah
• 35:29
  yeah yeah but I don't know when you've got like the the star the lights the
• 35:35
  light sword that just also looks like the handle of a lightsaber yeah I just I
• 35:42
  think it's just one of those cases where they just go look yeah we'll bring more
• 35:46
  attention to it if we do take them to court let's just pretend it's not
• 35:50
  happening there's also a game of moans if you're
• 35:54
  wondering of course of course there is so my question is this is an Australian
• 35:59
  company which means Luke's going to have to buy one of these and review it so which
• 36:05
  one uh Darcy did suggest the uh the Yoda
• 36:09
  dildo might be a good choice for you why why would that be a good choice
• 36:14
  for me I know you tell me maybe he knows something we don't
• 36:20
  know no I'm having a close look at it it it just looks doesn't look Yoda enough
• 36:25
  for me it's not how you imagine Yoda's dict look
• 36:31
  no judge him by his size do [Laughter]
• 36:36
  you I don't know I might get something the prices aren't too
• 36:43
  crazy basilis some kind of swamp disease off
• 36:49
  [Music] Yoda alone I have lived it sounds like
• 36:54
  racist years filthy green skins yeah [ __ ]
• 37:00
  swamp frog you can come with some good racial
• 37:05
  slurs for Star Wars
• 37:10
  aliens maybe you might get the hand solo you kidding me that's what you went
• 37:17
  with all right well well I mean at least that's something that he can [ __ ] as
• 37:21
  opposed to something that [ __ ] him yeah like I'm not I don't I'm not judging you
• 37:26
  Matt if you want things that go up you that's fine no I just think it's weird
• 37:30
  that that you want to out of all the choices there you thought it's not weird
• 37:35
  it would be weird CH literally got harison on it Matt he's
• 37:41
  frozen in carbonite and couldn't couldn't say no back yeah yeah I was
• 37:47
  trying to find a way to say that that didn't sound all rapy but no look yeah
• 37:52
  no no all right or maybe the camora that's fine I do like green
• 37:58
  M the agent gets me off is too much money what's that the agent gets me off
• 38:04
  oh is it expensive $120 you get what you pay for mate I love it if you just click on the
• 38:11
  superheroes tab you kind of get a mixture of all of these uh and there's
• 38:15
  also one called spider coock which is literally just a red
• 38:20
  dildo no no no if you click on the picture there is a picture of a spider
• 38:24
  on it as well oh okay right yeah Luke's been doing his yeah I
• 38:29
  wouldn't well you I had to try and pick something to review uh I just like to
• 38:34
  say there's also a five colored set called The Mighty moaning anal [Laughter]
• 38:40
  Rangers amazing and if you're wondering whether you can get the Green Lantern
• 38:43
  ring but as a [ __ ] ring yes you
• 38:47
  can oh uh if you uh if if you H I don't
• 38:52
  know how to segue from that into uh into go to the patreon uh
• 38:59
  if you like paying for pleasure we've got some new levels
• 39:02
  coming off yeah head over to patreon.com multiple nerdgasm and check it out we've
• 39:07
  doing a revamp of the uh the patreon and part of that means you might get to
• 39:10
  listen to this [ __ ] live if you uh Luke what about a death star ball gag that
• 39:15
  doesn't make you gay I'm not I'm not saying stuff going
• 39:20
  up you makes you gay okay all right good
• 39:24
  there we cleared that up just say I I I personally don't go in for that like
• 39:28
  Matt does patreon.com multiple we're giving it a revamp
• 39:35
  there'll be some new rewards and new new tears and all tears plenty of
• 39:40
  Tears uh once Luke receives his Yoda dildo we
• 39:46
  teargas you can support this show for as little as $1 a month we fixed all that
• 39:50
  up so it's not confusing anymore uh or you can head to multiple nasm.com check
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  out some uh t-shirts and and uh hats and and all that kind of [ __ ] we've got on
• 39:58
  there or write in let us know what you think of the show podcast at multip
• 40:01
  nasm.com M nerdgasm on Twitter multip nerdgasm on Facebook you'll find links
• 40:05
  to all that from the website and my hat's on the way right uh
• 40:11
  yes hat on the way hat yes be here any
• 40:14
  day yep absolutely absolutely didn't didn't forget just takes a while to ship to
• 40:21
  you so I'll chase that up yeah yeah yeah just uh call Fed
• 40:27
  there's a film out everyone wants to hear about it I'm
• 40:31
  sure probably most of our listeners have seen it for those that haven't I don't
• 40:35
  want to spoil anything just yet hasn't been two weeks that's your your own rule
• 40:40
  Luke H I say I say we just go for it no no no what do you mean we could we could
• 40:47
  tell you could say whether you liked it or not without yeah do this is what we
• 40:51
  normally do is that the first week we just say whether we liked it tell each
• 40:56
  other that where wrong for liking it or disliking it and then the following week
• 41:01
  that's when we uh we busted wide open but what I'm happy to do I did like it okay
• 41:07
  okay I think they did a great job I was a bit worried about going into this with
• 41:12
  how many characters there were going to be yeah yeah absolutely and I know when I
• 41:17
  was watching I think now this isn't SP but I think when they had like the
• 41:22
  different sort of sets of characters on there I think it really changed the
• 41:26
  style of the the movie to how they are
• 41:30
  right so I think like the the melding of the the personalities you mean like the
• 41:35
  the playoff yeah like when the Guardians were there it was that little bit more
• 41:39
  cooky and funnier that's not a spoiler spoiler that's in the trailer so yeah
• 41:43
  yeah that's yeah so yeah I just found that and I thought that they did really
• 41:47
  well in sort of joining sort of everyone together mhm
• 41:51
  mhm okay I I agree with that I'm not allowed to say anymore because of
• 41:55
  spoilers no I agree with that I I liked it uh was my favorite of of the Marvel
• 42:00
  movies by any stretch uh I thought it was fine I thought they did a pretty
• 42:05
  good job I was a little worried about being so many of them but I do think it
• 42:09
  was spread pretty thin because because there was just so much so much [ __ ]
• 42:16
  [ __ ] going on uh but I did like it and I do want to watch it again H it was
• 42:21
  good difficult thing to pull off and and I think they managed it just I think
• 42:28
  no it wasn't my favorite either but I think it was excellent I really really
• 42:33
  loved it there's not really been many Marvel movies I haven't loved if I'm
• 42:36
  being completely honest um and I think I agree there's a but I mean this the fact
• 42:42
  that this one [ __ ] spanned galaxies you know like and we we've seen
• 42:49
  characters that we've only literally seen in Suburban neighborhoods on
• 42:53
  [ __ ] other planets right sure like
• 42:57
  pretty cool pretty cool so final spoiler-free thought uh go see it as
• 43:04
  good as worth it's worth your time is my opinion yeah definitely unless you
• 43:08
  [ __ ] hate all of these movies uh and then don't bother oh yeah like if you if
• 43:13
  you haven't been a fan of any other Marvel movie don't think this one's
• 43:16
  going to change your opin if you haven't seen any of the other Marvel movies
• 43:19
  don't either because you won't understand what the [ __ ] is going on
• 43:21
  don't start with this one do not no in fact if you if you have not seen any
• 43:25
  Marvel movies I urge you to watch Iron
• 43:29
  Man and go from there yeah because they set up [ __ ] in Iron Man
• 43:36
  that's paying off now you know like it's well done this is this is a planned out
• 43:43
  19 films yep yep absolutely
• 43:49
  some some things uh some continuity issues uh we
• 43:55
  could talk about if you want spoiler section should we okay so we you want to
• 43:59
  talk about spoilers now so from now on let's not let's let give let's give
• 44:04
  everyone a week oh all right cool or are we just going to shove the spoilers at
• 44:08
  the end of the episode so that people who want to tune out can that's I'm
• 44:11
  saying like if you how long are we we're at 48 minutes so I don't think we should
• 44:14
  start I think we should leave it till next week when we have more time okay
• 44:18
  all right we want to make a special episode next week or something yeah done
• 44:22
  y great idea well yeah we we'll donate we'll not donate we'll dedicate
• 44:27
  half at least half the you know what I'm going to donate my time next week you
• 44:30
  know what no fee for me next week really next week's gonna be you me been getting
• 44:35
  paid uh yeah we've all been getting paid dude have you not been getting paid I'm
• 44:39
  going to spend that money spend that money on beer no I haven't got a s whoa
• 44:45
  yeah because it also came out a little while ago that you've not been getting
• 44:48
  any sex from the listeners right so if you're also not getting paid what are
• 44:52
  you doing here D um yeah I I I'm I'm doing this for nothing you're just doing
• 44:57
  it for the love of our listeners EV I am winking at you they're not even showing
• 45:02
  me the love I am winking and I'm realizing you can't see what I'm doing
• 45:05
  but I think maybe we should just change the subject for the moment okay yeah
• 45:08
  yeah good idea um can I tell you about a video game that I've never mentioned on this
• 45:14
  podcast before called con and Exiles please do so con and Exiles is a
• 45:20
  week from launch right May 8th that's really crept up yeah it really has I'm
• 45:26
  excited um there was a 64 GB update
• 45:31
  earlier in this week wow uh I literally had to delete whole [ __ ] games off of
• 45:37
  my Xbox wow right so I will not be
• 45:40
  playing um Assassin's Creed
• 45:44
  anymore [ __ ] no big loss um you can everything's different everything's
• 45:50
  [ __ ] different now seems like everything's better but it is I'm in
• 45:55
  that weird place now where I'm like quite quite a fair bit into the game but
• 45:59
  the mechanics of it have changed so much that I can't really do anything so uh
• 46:03
  I'm going to restart obviously uh next week when the game comes out and uh and
• 46:08
  play from from the start what I would like to do if you guys have any interest
• 46:13
  at all in playing at any time uh I can always start a private server so that uh
• 46:19
  we can just kind of jump in and out as we see fit in the way that we used to do
• 46:23
  with Minecraft cuz I have been seeing that yeah we can set up a pro
• 46:27
  and I wouldn't mind doing that yeah neither would I because it means like
• 46:31
  you could you could not play for weeks and then just kind of jump in and then
• 46:35
  just see what else is new what's what's been built you know share
• 46:40
  resources all right I like Gathering resources that is literally all you do
• 46:44
  in this game man you gather resources and then while you're Gathering
• 46:48
  resources things come to try to fight you and you got to fight them it's
• 46:50
  literally Minecraft but Conan it's going to be tough for me to find time when you
• 46:55
  guys are on to play but guess if doing that well that's say you don't need to
• 46:58
  play it the same time yeah okay all right no I cuz I'll be picking
• 47:04
  it up all right do it let's [ __ ] do
• 47:11
  it it's just a set it's a shame that we I will be playing it on the Xbox though because no
• 47:17
  dicks yeah definitely no dicks no dicks I
• 47:23
  think the dick would get distracting though like especially now because uh
• 47:28
  you used to play this game entirely in first person mode uh whereas now there's
• 47:34
  different actions that you do that Propel you into third person mode right
• 47:39
  yep um so you would see that dick waving about constantly no I think I don't I
• 47:46
  don't think it would distract me for too long I think it'd be fun to see it for a
• 47:49
  while and then I just get used to it just like real life yeah
• 47:55
  exactly well fair enough all right so how much is this well you're not going to know
• 48:00
  how much it is here I'll check so uh $50 so it'll be $30 for you okay that's
• 48:05
  pretty good all right yeah H and Exiles I did play the demo uh
• 48:10
  I didn't know what the [ __ ] I was doing died and got frustrated yeah yeah that
• 48:13
  weekend where it was free right mhm yeah yeah yeah yeah I did the same thing and
• 48:18
  you know what I would have left it at that but a couple of weeks after that it
• 48:21
  was just still on my mind and I was like [ __ ] it I'm going
• 48:25
  back I'm gonna buy this [ __ ] game can I punch a donkey it's a
• 48:30
  camel no I want to punch a donkey though there's no [ __ ] donkeys in the game
• 48:34
  although there's no camels as far as I know but there's also no gorillas and
• 48:38
  there's gorillas in the launch trailer so they must be adding new animals there
• 48:43
  there's an episode of this podcast called punching the camel there sure is
• 48:47
  I had a listener once say to me punching the camel hey hey hey and I was like I
• 48:51
  know what you're talking about cuz i' totally forgotten what I said and what I
• 48:53
  meant by it yeah I think we were talking about Conan the
• 48:58
  movie Yes we were uh in fact we could have been talking about either of the
• 49:02
  Conan movies because he punches a canal a cannibal he punches a cannibal can we
• 49:08
  call this episode punching the cannibal please yes but in all seriousness he punches a
• 49:14
  camel in both in the first Conan Conan the Barbarian he is drunk and he is uh
• 49:20
  stumbling around a city with uh his little Asian Mongol friend and uh he
• 49:26
  just punches a camel for no reason and then in the next film Conan the
• 49:31
  Destroyer he's with a completely different sidekick a blond guy who
• 49:36
  somehow knows that Conan has a beef with a camel and points out the camel to
• 49:40
  Conan and Coman punches it have you guys seen Conan the
• 49:45
  Destroyer yes it's so it's it's a different writer it's a different
• 49:51
  director is that the one red shows up in uh am I thinking of something else
• 49:57
  or is it is there two of them or three of them there's only two movies there's
• 50:01
  two and then red Sonia yeah yeah I thought is in red Sonia oh maybe that's
• 50:06
  what I'm thinking but he doesn't play Conan but the character is Conan
• 50:11
  okay yeah but it is it is terrible like
• 50:16
  Conan the Barbarian is written by um
• 50:19
  John milus and uh Oliver Stone right
• 50:23
  like it's like a legitly [ __ ] well-crafted film and the second one is
• 50:29
  just like somebody bought the rights to the sequel here's another movie mind you
• 50:34
  Arnold looks [ __ ] great in it he is in top shape well he's a
• 50:41
  professional he is but I mean the first Conan is just a big dude right whereas
• 50:45
  in the second one like you can see individual muscles isn't the second where they try
• 50:52
  and get him talking more uh and try and explain more of the story
• 50:57
  to be fair he does speak better English by that point in his career so it's kind
• 51:02
  of okay but there's something there's something really good about the fact
• 51:05
  that Conan barely speaks yeah you know in Con the Barbarian yeah I think it's
• 51:10
  45 minutes into the film before he says anything like one of the things is like
• 51:13
  what gods do you worship or something cro I worship CR yep I might start
• 51:19
  worshiping crom actually yeah lives under a mountain how are you you're talking to
• 51:26
  right now yes yes I am how do you talk to C
• 51:32
  I'm usually a bit more formal with him yeah ah hey gorgeous give him a scratch
• 51:38
  under his chin a you treat your God so well you treat them nice they're nice
• 51:42
  back no trade him mean keep him Keen we got some sad news this week I
• 51:48
  think uh Luke's a bit destroyed very very sad especially cuz I actually just
• 51:51
  finished watching the entire series oh man I've got to go back and catch up I'm
• 51:54
  well behind I haven't season 3 of this show which
• 52:00
  is Ash versus evil dead well Ash and
• 52:04
  Evil Dead generally speaking uh will be linked no
• 52:10
  more yes which it sort of
• 52:15
  it's it's sort of hard because I know that like the the finale just came out
• 52:20
  today and I did find this season was a little slow in some parts sorry we've
• 52:24
  not actually said what the news is Bruce Campbell is no longer going to be
• 52:28
  playing the role of Ash in the Evil Dead films or TV series well that's because
• 52:33
  they recently canell the show yeah and Ash uh Bruce kampbell eventually said
• 52:38
  look we'll try and do something and then he came out and went you know what I'm
• 52:43
  retiring yeah he doesn't as Ash he does so he's retiring from acting got to pay
• 52:48
  pay the bills somehow yeah which is it is sad because other than that
• 52:54
  uh movie that Sam Ry made that never got released that's like an amateur family
• 53:01
  film at best oh yeah yeah Within the Woods Bruce Campbell has played Ash from
• 53:06
  his first movie you know yes and he was Ash when I had not seen him in anything
• 53:12
  else and he kind of got a bit of cult status from that and got another few
• 53:16
  rolls out of it some some good good rols but he is Ash that's how everyone knows
• 53:21
  him yeah and it's sort of I don't know it's sort of a weird thing like if you
• 53:25
  could get a season 4 I I think it'd be
• 53:27
  crazy to say no to it because while he has worked in some other
• 53:34
  things they're not exactly a grade movies or anything we're not going to
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  see him in the next Avengers movie I would love to see that though
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  he's available now if he's not if he's not tied up with ass versus evil dead he
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  is available for the next Avengers y he was in all the Spider-Man
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  movies that's true no sorry not all of them all the same r
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  ones yeah literally every Samy movie that yeah all the good ones well the two
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  good ones and the one okay one n dude what are you saying I watched
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  Spiderman Homecoming this week and it's [ __ ] fantastic yeah it is it's very
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  good I can't believe it took me this long to see it yeah it's a good movie
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  yeah I'm surprised cuz yeah that movie was great legitimately good y the
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  villain in that is just yeah you feel sorry for him yeah I can't I mean I feel
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  I'm still mad that he stole my role but he did a good job so yeah look Matt we
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  were all picking for you and you know that's why I boycotted the film for this
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  whole time yeah but uh appreciate that I appreciate that if you're going to lose
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  the role uh that you were born to play uh vulture to anyone I'm I'm glad it was
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  to uh Batman
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  yes but you also played in a Batman film so I guess in a way it's kind of fair
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  right true yeah that's a good point and I was in um The Dark Knight risers so
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  yeah oh yes that's the Batman film I meant what other one Are You The Dark
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  Knight risers trailer is what I meant to say yes yes and as far as some people know you
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  were in their actual film yes yeah now I'm not going to give any
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  spoilers for the ending of season 3 of as versus evil d cuz it only just came
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  out like a few hours ago okay
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  but remember the original ending to um well not the original the special ending
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  for Army of Darkness yes which I actually thought was the actual ending
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  forever yeah I've had arguments with people cuz we'd seen different versions
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  of the film yep so the ending I first saw in alwaysa was the ending was the
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  one where he takes uh seven drops of the liquid and sleeps for 700 years instead
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  of 600 and wakes up and the world's [ __ ] up yeah that was the special
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  edition ending yes well cuz I always I waited a long time cuz I was hoping they
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  were going to make that next movie right and then it never came and then I got
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  this and now at the ending of season 3 looks absolutely amazing and it sort of
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  it's got me with that feeling that I really want to see it but now I know
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  it's never going to happen it's made me s look you never know right I really
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  hope because why' you say yeah it it will it will leave you with that feeling
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  again like what are they going to do next yeah because you know who else has
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  retired just really [ __ ] Trent
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  resar uh kiss really uh no that's what I'm saying in the past they've been like
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  oh we're done oh yeah and oh and then they just were like oh you know what
• 56:45
  we're not done I was that was just here's a little bit more that was just the marketing
• 56:52
  so so you know I I think it'd be crazy to stop playing Ash but I can understand
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  if he doesn't actually no I cannot understand if he doesn't want to play Ash
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  anymore well would you be to step in if if he is
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  done no God no no one could fill those those
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  shoes those mockasin Bruce Campbell is
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  Ash y except for the
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  movie what the most recent movie Evil Dead which was also great I mean I
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  really enjoyed that yeah yeah literally someone else think they could get her
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  and come and continue in season 4 I think it would be a bit hard for people
• 57:30
  to that movie was good understand the CH like to think they just wouldn't re they
• 57:35
  wouldn't like rewrite it they just recast it that movie is very different in Tone
• 57:41
  It me it's great it's a very different in tone to Originals that was a good movie REM I
• 57:47
  liked it the first and second movie are very different in tone yes and the
• 57:51
  second and third movie are quite different yeah I mean not very different
• 57:55
  but yeah they are well the thing I find about the first
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  and the second one because the first one's actually I don't know I found
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  actually scary the first Evil Dead yeah and then the second one is exactly the
• 58:07
  same movie but funny yes yeah F second one is [ __ ] amazing I love the second one
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  yeah it really is I love it so much I don't I'm I know it's
• 58:20
  stupid and it it doesn't and then and then Army of Darkness is a sequel to the
• 58:24
  first one it just ignores the the second one completely like yeah but with the
• 58:28
  tone of the second one not the tone of the first one yeah yeah oh man they're so
• 58:34
  good they really are and in some ways commentaries are better than the actual
• 58:41
  movies yeah put point out people in the background that aren't supposed to be
• 58:45
  there and all sorts funny stuff point out where the moon has been superimposed
• 58:50
  in I didn't really need to point that out it's fairly obvious it's a big box
• 58:54
  around it
• 58:58
  yeah y I love that movie I love it so
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  um in other news uh you guys like magic
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  yeah yeah me too it's all right yeah just all you mean like uh like doctor
• 59:13
  strange that kind of you're talking about doctor strange and yeah yeah yeah
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  I guess um David Copperfield you familiar with this guy oh yeah the real
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  life Str date super yeah did didn't he he did yeah famous for making the Statue
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  of Liberty disappear oh yeah yeah
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  um yeah also does a uh a nightly Show in
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  Las Vegas right right where he uh performs a particular trick every night
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  called The Lucky 13 which he gets 13 people from the audience up on stage
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  covers them up with a sheet uh they disappear and then um several minutes
• 59:55
  later they reappear appear at the back of the theater and that's the uh the
• 59:59
  closing finale of uh of each episode
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  right um anyone want to haard a guess right now how he performs this
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  trick um
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  magic MH okay it's good uh I assume it's
• 1:00:18
  somewhat like the prestige in that he just clones them murders The Originals
• 1:00:23
  yeah yeah um no you'd be appointed to find uh s spoiler for the prestige if
• 1:00:28
  you haven't seen the prestige I apologize excuse me it's been more than
• 1:00:34
  two weeks since the prestige has come out although I'll say this it is an
• 1:00:37
  absolutely amazing movie and you should go and watch it right now they're all
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  twins that's what it is it's 13 twinsies uh no um they simply go out the
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  back and then walk through a tunnel to the front and then get told to go out
• 1:00:53
  and say Tada and that's the trick so I mean it is the most
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  disappointing trick ever really I mean I guess all magic is once you hear how was
• 1:01:04
  that's what that's what they all are yeah so the reason we know this is
• 1:01:08
  because he has been forced in court to reveal how he does Lucky 13 uh because
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  somebody tripped over while running from the front of stage to the back of stage
• 1:01:18
  and has sued for medical expenses uh and in court the uh the judge told him he
• 1:01:24
  had to uh he had to tell him how the trick was done so he could make his
• 1:01:28
  Judgment of course uh David Copperfield didn't want to reveal yeah and the judge
• 1:01:34
  said um so 13 people every night find out how to do it and he's like yeah he's
• 1:01:40
  like and how many years have you been doing it he's like 10 years he's like
• 1:01:43
  right that's quite a lot of people who already know how to do this trick so you
• 1:01:46
  can tell me and who all would have also would have gone sat back down and go
• 1:01:50
  this is what happened to their part I like to imagine he was in court and
• 1:01:54
  how'd you do it and he goes Magic and the judge is like he's like yes your
• 1:01:58
  honor how did you do the trick It's
• 1:02:00
  Magic It's Magic oh fine [ __ ] you yeah
• 1:02:05
  that's right or as you said Matt he just like well I'd like to um like to show
• 1:02:10
  you a little movie called The Prestige it's a documentary yeah behind the
• 1:02:13
  scenes documentary on how I uh put this trick together it's a trick taught to me by
• 1:02:19
  Tesla yeah and David Bowie is this a trick taught to me by David Bowie before
• 1:02:23
  he died yeah
• 1:02:27
  yeah yeah so the gentleman's name is Mr
• 1:02:31
  Cox G going to say that
• 1:02:36
  Cox what a [ __ ] what a Cox so they're saying he didn't slip off get injured by
• 1:02:42
  their negligence he tripped and just hurt himself I've worked out how they could
• 1:02:48
  have done this in court and that it would have been okay make the judge
• 1:02:51
  disappear oh I guess I guess I'm judge and the 12 people on the jury yeah the
• 1:02:56
  judge appears at the back of the it's not a murder trial we now know how to do
• 1:03:03
  it now I'm pretty sure it was a small claims court yeah the [ __ ] jury of 12
• 1:03:10
  to Judge David Copperfield that would be funny
• 1:03:17
  though if they made him just perform it in court and he had to make them
• 1:03:21
  disappear I think it'd be great yeah I'd like to I'd like to been
• 1:03:26
  there when he said it like well how do you perform this this magic trick and
• 1:03:30
  he's like the sheet goes over them and we take them out a door and they go into
• 1:03:35
  a corridor that takes them to a different part of the theater and then
• 1:03:37
  they come out and then I say to everyone I've made them magically go there and I
• 1:03:43
  I just really hope that the judge was like you serious that's it
• 1:03:48
  y I hope they which if you had have asked yeah if that's how everyone would
• 1:03:53
  have assumed it was done before even knowing about the yeah if he had to
• 1:03:56
  guess right yeah I hope when he he turned up for court right they were like
• 1:04:01
  oh next up Mr Cox versus Mr Copperfield and then Mr Cox walks in and then they
• 1:04:06
  bring David Copperfield in like uh Hannibal Lector Style on one of those
• 1:04:12
  things where the thing of it and they bu him up to the up to the booth or
• 1:04:17
  whatever that thing is throw a sheet over him and then he's like T you're
• 1:04:24
  like yeah that would have been good or uh if he had to act it out for
• 1:04:30
  the court but without the use of any like sheets to cover him up so that the
• 1:04:36
  judge could actually see what happened going to say without any people no but I
• 1:04:39
  mean it's just like David Copperfield standing at the front going okay and
• 1:04:43
  then I go over here and he just walks to another part and he goes and now I say
• 1:04:48
  and now I'm over here there's no way like if there's not
• 1:04:55
  [ __ ] music playing and smoking [ __ ] Magic's pretty lame yep and then
• 1:05:01
  copperfield's like all right now I don't want you to say the verdict I just want
• 1:05:04
  you to think of the verdict look look look at me right this is the verdict
• 1:05:09
  he's like you got it you got it and he's like I've got to pay the guy don't I
• 1:05:13
  he's like yes you do was that the verdict you were thinking of yeah oh
• 1:05:17
  that's a shame yeah pretty much what I thought yeah
• 1:05:22
  oh David Copperfield looks different to how I imagine him looking in this photo
• 1:05:27
  I think it's just because the last time you would have seen a picture of him
• 1:05:30
  would have been quite a few years ago I remember he walked through the Berlin
• 1:05:34
  Wall at one point or was it the great no Great Wall 1989 because Great Wall of
• 1:05:40
  China I could walk through that wall now I I'll I'll stop you there too there's
• 1:05:43
  also not one Great Wall of China there's several Great Walls and there are
• 1:05:46
  massive gaps in between them so you this is on TV special when I was a
• 1:05:53
  kid he walked through I think it was a great w of China probably wasn't the
• 1:05:56
  billian wall could have been when I was a child put that out well you know what
• 1:05:59
  he you know the uh because the famous trick is he made the Statue of Liberty
• 1:06:02
  disappear and like famous people they like Oprah was there right like right
• 1:06:07
  but you know how he did the trick Skeptics like
• 1:06:11
  Oprah no but exactly right right so the
• 1:06:15
  audience are on a round platform right with their chairs facing the Statue of
• 1:06:21
  Liberty right they're on you know they can see the Statue of Liberty right yeah
• 1:06:26
  he puts a sheet up around them there's someing noises and their chairs shake a
• 1:06:30
  little bit and then the curtain drops down but only in one part so that they
• 1:06:36
  can see straight out in front of them and the Statue of Liberty is no longer
• 1:06:40
  there right right then that curtain goes back up their seats shake a little bit
• 1:06:45
  again there's a woring sound the curtain drops down and there's the Statue of Liberty
• 1:06:50
  again and they couldn't figure it out could it work that out
• 1:06:56
  they're like [ __ ] man this guy's legit
• 1:06:59
  magic well that sounds silly I kind of
• 1:07:04
  wish I'd been there for it not that so You' be like I think we've just moved a
• 1:07:09
  bit I think we're just not facing the Statue of Liberty anymore yeah can I
• 1:07:14
  look at that side of the curtains I just got to go to the L I'll be back in a
• 1:07:18
  minute I'll be back when the statu back is there a toilet in the
• 1:07:24
  statue not anymore disappeared is that really how he did that that's really how he did
• 1:07:30
  it David Blaine held his breath for two hours or something silly yeah that's
• 1:07:37
  more more impressive no that's not true it wasn't that long how long did he hold
• 1:07:39
  his breath for quite a while David bla I think it was like three minutes
• 1:07:43
  but that's a long time right yeah I like David Blaine he I whenever I think of
• 1:07:48
  David Blaine I think of that YouTube series where he does magic for those two
• 1:07:53
  guys the makes his sweat disappear and the cheese that's appear in his drink
• 1:07:58
  have you seen that yeah I have yeah that's I you guys know Constantine
• 1:08:03
  Constantino that Australian goth magician I saw him when he came to
• 1:08:08
  Singapore oh yeah yeah Tino there you go
• 1:08:13
  yeah remember the amazing
• 1:08:16
  Jonathan yes I do yes I do yeah he was
• 1:08:20
  on hey hate Saturday quite a lot yes often often
• 1:08:26
  shoving pencils up his nose prop comedy
• 1:08:29
  yeah that's right yeah like Carrot Top Carrot Top oh God yeah but I've only
• 1:08:36
  seen Carrot Top on parodies of Carrot Top yeah I've Carrot Top where is paring
• 1:08:42
  him so up again which movie PA Shaw is
• 1:08:45
  dead Carrot Top buys Paulie Shaw's house oh
• 1:08:50
  wow that's amazing it's an amazing movie so no Infinity War spoilers this week
• 1:08:57
  you'll have to wait till next week no he about but next week I'm going to I'm
• 1:09:00
  going to start off the episode saying someone who died just open with it the
• 1:09:05
  opening with it yeah the episode title for next week is going to be just a list
• 1:09:08
  of all the characters who
• 1:09:13
  died y yeah although Will point out there is a movie scheduled for next year
• 1:09:19
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