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286: Sister Wives Recap - Kissing Another Man's Wife (S20 E5) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I'm one of
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  Speaker 1: your hosts, Delia, and I'm here with my real tight
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  Speaker 1: home girl and my daughter in law, the Effervescent, the
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  Speaker 1: juicy Lucy.
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  Speaker 2: That's me.
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  Speaker 1: Was that too gross? No to call you a juicy Lucise,
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  Speaker 1: It's probably inappropriate.
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  Speaker 2: No, you talk about my razor plate like.
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  Speaker 1: All the two. Okay, So I don't mean anything bad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying just you're just so young and pretty
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  Speaker 1: just walking around that big old boody. I just it
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  Speaker 1: hearkens me back to the days when I was walking
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  Speaker 1: around like that. But anyway, we are here to talk
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  Speaker 1: sister wives, honey, and I'm gonna try and not be negative.
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  Speaker 2: Me too.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so positive about this whack ass Christmas
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  Speaker 1: special that we got this Sunday, and I'm gonna really
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  Speaker 1: do my very best to recap with some optimism. You're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Before we get into it, though, we do have to
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  Speaker 1: issue you a disclaimer. Please, how'd your wife and hide
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  Speaker 1: your kids? This is a politically incorrect podcast, which simply
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  Speaker 1: doing any research, and we don't care. We're inflammatory we're
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  Speaker 1: way already, you might want to find yourself another dumpster.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're ready to party and have fun for
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  Speaker 1: Christmas in October, then welcome to those dumpster.
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  Speaker 2: reality tv Crunch. We are still covering Christine Brown Woolli's
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  Speaker 2: riveting book entitled Sister Wife over on Patreon, and we
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  Speaker 2: have many more plans for the holidays coming up, so
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  Speaker 1: us up by. I was noticing that people were throwing
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  Speaker 1: us some of those high points. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: it means anything.
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  Speaker 2: I think it helps a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Just feel like it's very affirming to me personally, and
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  Speaker 1: so thank you in vain, thank you. Before we get
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  Speaker 1: into this recap, Beatrice, I do have to ask you,
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  Speaker 1: did you have any takeaways?
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  Speaker 2: This is my only negative point. Sure, try for sure
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  Speaker 2: the remainder of this recap. Why do we have a
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  Speaker 2: Christmas special in the middle of October. I don't understand
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  Speaker 2: the timing of this season, like it was already released
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  Speaker 2: way too soon after season nineteen. I don't understand, And
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  Speaker 2: I feel like if you waited just like a month,
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  Speaker 2: we could have had the Christmas special around Christmas of
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  Speaker 2: this year. But no, we get a Christmas special now
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  Speaker 2: the week of Halloween, and it's Christmas of twenty twenty
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  Speaker 2: four that we're watching.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not just a Christmas special that's out of
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  Speaker 1: the timeline and therefore very mysterious. At the end of
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  Speaker 1: this episode, everyone's wishing us a Merry Christinas from their
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  Speaker 1: interstitial couch as if it's Christmas, And like, would it
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  Speaker 1: have been so difficult production to just like release season
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  Speaker 1: twenty at the end of October so that we could
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  Speaker 1: line this up a little bit, maybe be a little
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  Speaker 1: bit in the Christmas spirit. I don't understand the motivation.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm to see. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it at all.
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  Speaker 2: It drives me nuts. So I'm going to.
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  Speaker 1: Be the inappropriate raccoon in the dumpster who's getting old
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  Speaker 1: and doesn't give a shit. What are you to do
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  Speaker 1: to me? Nothing? And I'm just gonna say that Auroras section.
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  Speaker 2: Cringe.
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  Speaker 1: I could have done without. And Aurora herself is giving
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  Speaker 1: arrested development. Aurora is giving fifteen years old and not
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  Speaker 1: twenty two year old, established adult person who can vote
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  Speaker 1: and consume alcoholic beverages. Aurora is very childlike and it's
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  Speaker 1: concerning to me. And she's very sweet. I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: she's not sweet. She looks like she's got a great
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  Speaker 1: heart and she loves Jesus and that's great. But it's
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  Speaker 1: just very creepy. It is very weird. I agree with
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just going to say it, and I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: if you don't like it, but she's not a baby. No,
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  Speaker 1: she's not a tender.
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  Speaker 2: She's twenty two years old.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going to put it out there. That was weird.
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  Speaker 1: Af it was so weird. It was so six seven.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, six seven. I tried to figure out what that means.
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  Speaker 1: I was looking on Google.
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  Speaker 2: I still but whatever that means.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it was. He yeaha, Okay, without further ado,
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  Speaker 1: let's get into this episode of Sister Wives Season twenty, episode.
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  Speaker 2: Five, entitled kissing another man's wife, which I'm just like, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we need. We need to be lectured by
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  Speaker 1: Cody Brown. I WoT how to honor women.
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  Speaker 2: I can't, girl, I can't. But we start the episode
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  Speaker 2: off with Mary and her wanna be lesbian lover gin
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  Speaker 2: going to Christmas Brunch.
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  Speaker 1: And I ship them. I ship them.
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  Speaker 2: Hard, I ship them too. I would love that for them.
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  Speaker 2: But they go to Christmas Brunch at the Cracker Barrel
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  Speaker 2: and this is where we have like some staged conversations
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  Speaker 2: about like Logan asking Mary for her candy cane recipe.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's great, lovely, don't care, and then we have.
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  Speaker 1: But I do love what that Mary is in communication
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  Speaker 1: with Logan. I did see alshow that Logan left some
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  Speaker 1: sort of a comment on I think Cody's Instagram or
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  Speaker 1: this forces Instagram, congratulating Cody for killing it this season.
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  Speaker 2: Oh God.
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  Speaker 1: So it feels like Logan is putting himself out there
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  Speaker 1: in these various relationships. And I don't love it for
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  Speaker 1: Cody because he deserves.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing at all.
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  Speaker 1: But I love that a little bit for Mary because
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  Speaker 1: she needs some of the family members in her corner.
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  Speaker 2: No, I guess, but I'm like, if we're supposed to
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  Speaker 2: believe some of the stuff that Christine Brown is saying
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  Speaker 2: in her book, which again we're covering on Patreon, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: she's coming for Mary a little bit, and how mean
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  Speaker 2: and terrible Mary is. I'm just like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: If I was Logan in this position, I would really
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  Speaker 2: just be contacting Mary just so I can get the recipes,
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  Speaker 2: not for any other reason. Okay, not because I like
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  Speaker 2: her or anything.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Mary, long time, no talk. I really need that
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  Speaker 1: Keady gave rousby for these things.
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  Speaker 2: But it was I guess it was sweet because she's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: people care about me, and.
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  Speaker 1: I do love that this one person. Yeah, and Jen
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  Speaker 1: cares about me.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. And then they talk little bit about Coyote Pass,
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  Speaker 2: and again another like staged conversation where Mary's just like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why Cody can't communicate. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what's going on. And that's all we get really about
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  Speaker 2: Coyote Pass, because I guess at this point twenty twenty four,
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  Speaker 2: it's still not paid off or not paid off. It's
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  Speaker 2: still not divided equally, right.
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  Speaker 1: The titles have not been sorted out, but I do
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  Speaker 1: think we have a buyer that's interested in our next episode,
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: but things are not moving and shaking. Now. Is this
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  Speaker 1: conversation the same one where Jen calls Mary out and says,
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  Speaker 1: you can just can you just say that he's an asshole?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And we like, just tell the truth and instead of
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  Speaker 1: like just existing in your brain, Mary, can we say
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  Speaker 1: the words out loud?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: So Cody is an absolute diabolical piece of trash.
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  Speaker 2: And Mary's like, no, I don't want to be a.
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  Speaker 1: Bitch, but you are a bitch. I mean, this is
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  Speaker 1: one's counter to who you actually are and you Christine
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  Speaker 1: says you are and who we know you to be.
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  Speaker 1: We know you have it and you Mary, yep, call
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  Speaker 1: it out.
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  Speaker 2: And Jen's like, well, let me give you bitch lessons
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  Speaker 2: and then this I feel like this was supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be like a segue into their little like podcast, The
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  Speaker 2: Salty Birches or something, but we didn't really get into it.
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  Speaker 2: But it was just Jen being like, be a bitch, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and your nice girl era and I'm like, when was
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  Speaker 2: her nice girl e? She didn't really have a nice one.
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  Speaker 2: It's more of like a I'm gonna roll over and
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  Speaker 2: just take everything that Cody gives me era.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's end that which means you're a doormat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's your era. I did like the conversation about how
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  Speaker 1: Jen has been there with Mary from the very beginning. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and that it was our girl Jen who initially encouraged
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  Speaker 1: Mary to get out of the house. You shut in
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  Speaker 1: and go do something for yourself, go to like have
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  Speaker 1: a su or something and stay for a night. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and just become acclimated with the idea that you have
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  Speaker 1: your own agency or in your own person.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And that was Jen, and that Jen has been her
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  Speaker 1: big guests support this entire time. Yeah, And so props
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  Speaker 1: to Jen for that.
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  Speaker 2: And Mary even says like, I don't care what anybody says.
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  Speaker 2: Jen was and still is my only support system. And
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  Speaker 2: I believe that because Christine did away with Mary a
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  Speaker 2: long long time ago. Janelle and Mary had always had
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  Speaker 2: problems because of their conflicting personalities, and Cody didn't give
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  Speaker 2: a shit about Mary at all. So yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate their friendship. I don't mind like seeing it
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  Speaker 2: on the show and everything. I just want Mary to
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  Speaker 2: really be the bitch that we know that she is
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  Speaker 2: and just say it outright, Like she says little things
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  Speaker 2: here and there, like when they're talking about Coyote Pass,
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  Speaker 2: like how she doesn't understand why it wasn't divided up
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  Speaker 2: equally between the four people, Like why do Cody and
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  Speaker 2: Robin get more after the acquisition of Christine's plot? And
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  Speaker 2: like how is that fair to everybody? But then we
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  Speaker 2: don't really go anywhere with that, and that's what's kind
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  Speaker 2: of annoying, Like I would love for her to advocate
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  Speaker 2: more and hashtag worthy up say like, hey, it's not fair,
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  Speaker 2: we should all divide this up equally, but we're not
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  Speaker 2: going to get that.
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  Speaker 1: And can I just go out on a limb and
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  Speaker 1: say that I feel like it's misogyny to equate niceness
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  Speaker 1: with being a good person as a woman, and I
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  Speaker 1: think as women we need to get out of that
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  Speaker 1: blueprint because there's something that's very divine about being CALLI
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  Speaker 1: maw and in your rage and in your power and
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  Speaker 1: demanding what you're owed. And so for Mary to constantly
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  Speaker 1: be like, well, I'm not going to speak out of
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  Speaker 1: turn or you know, it's beneath me to tell the truth,
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  Speaker 1: Like there's something that's very misogynists and dark about her
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: internalized misogyny, and I wish she would get out of that.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like she needs to feel empowered to
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  Speaker 1: do that, to tell the truth, like tell the whole truth.
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  Speaker 1: If you can do that, first of all, I will
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  Speaker 1: respect you so much more, and second of all, the
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  Speaker 1: truth will set you free sects.
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  Speaker 2: And really, like, the only quote unquote bitchy thing we
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  Speaker 2: get from Mary in this segment is her saying, comb
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  Speaker 2: your fucking hair, Cody, which I mean I did appreciate
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  Speaker 2: a little bit, but it was kind of forced out
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  Speaker 2: of her because by John. Yes, and it's like say
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  Speaker 2: more like, Cody, you have a small dick, Cody, you're bald, Cody,
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  Speaker 2: You're the worst. Like I would love to hear that
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  Speaker 2: from Mary. I feel like it would be so healing
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  Speaker 2: if she could allow herself to be honest and to
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  Speaker 2: express her true emotions. But she really does have that
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  Speaker 2: warped perspective of like it's beneath me and I'm just
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  Speaker 2: gonna be nice and be the better person.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, no, just be real, well, and you're still
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  Speaker 1: protecting the cult exactly. You're still protecting the people in
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: the cult, and yeah, the religion itself, And speaking of hair.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: Was it me or was her hair in this episode
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  Speaker 1: like egregiously straight? Yes, like needles straight, like sticks, like
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  Speaker 1: pickup sticks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Straight. I just don't know who's counseling Mary on this hairdo.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna say it every week, I don't think,
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  Speaker 1: but like this week, I was just like Mary, I know,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta look in a mirror, Honi. It does not
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  Speaker 1: look good. I see you with some way, yeah, I
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: see you with some length, some flow. What's happened me?
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: I know, with the raggedy adds.
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  Speaker 2: Really and it's like very very straight, like at the bottom,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, girl, I can't. There was a throwback
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  Speaker 2: picture at some point in this episode where it was her,
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  Speaker 2: Cody and Leon, like way back in the day when
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Leon was like a little kid and Mary had this
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  Speaker 2: really long, luxurious blonde hair, and I'm like, Mary, bring
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  Speaker 2: that bag a little bit, Oh my god, it would
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: look so much better.
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  Speaker 1: Just yikes, just yikes, big yikes.
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  Speaker 2: And then we bop on over to North Carolina, where
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  Speaker 2: we have the majority of the family out there, even
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  Speaker 2: like Christine David truly, most of I think, if not all,
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  Speaker 2: of Christine's kids are out there.
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  Speaker 1: And Aspen is not and Isabelle is not. I thought they.
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  Speaker 2: Were, but maybe majority of them were out there. And
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  Speaker 2: then Janelle's kids most of them were out there, and
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  Speaker 2: they're all celebrating Christmas, which I did enjoy a bit.
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  Speaker 2: We do have like a little argument between well it's
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  Speaker 2: not even really an argument, but it's like a family
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  Speaker 2: dispute between like Christine and Caleb about this like fake cannonball.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, we don't need to talk about this,
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  Speaker 2: Let's just get to the family traditions. I'm just like,
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  Speaker 2: I no one cares about the gad about But we
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  Speaker 2: start decorating for Christmas and we start talking about like
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  Speaker 2: family traditions and we have this like segment with Christine
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  Speaker 2: where she's like, I didn't realize that Christmas traditions were
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  Speaker 2: so important to my children, like especially after I left Cody,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize that I should continue on in the
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  Speaker 2: family traditions. I'm like, what are you talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're currently reading the book that she Least this year,
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  Speaker 1: in which she went on and on and on about
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  Speaker 1: how much she valued these traditions and that Mary liked
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: to make the turkey. Yeah, that Robin brought her cookies
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  Speaker 1: and all of the different things that the various wives did.
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  Speaker 1: So what do you mean that you just assumed that
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  Speaker 1: nobody would think about the traditions?
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  Speaker 2: Like, come on, She's talking about how her kids were
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  Speaker 2: asking her like, oh, are you going to make the
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  Speaker 2: bread that Robin made? Are you going to make the
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  Speaker 2: candy canes that Mary made? And Christine's like, no, why
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  Speaker 2: would I do any of that?
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, well, because you still have children and
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  Speaker 1: you chose to bring them up in the structure of
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  Speaker 1: this family in the way that you did. Yeah, just
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: because you're out, everybody's got to automatically be out too.
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  Speaker 1: That's not how it works.
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  Speaker 2: And this is what's really frustrating to me about Christine
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  Speaker 2: is that she is kind of selfish. Sometimes she just
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  Speaker 2: doesn't think about like what other people would be thinking about,
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  Speaker 2: like especially during the holidays and stuff. And it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's great that you've moved on, but like, your kids
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  Speaker 2: still have that foundation of this plural family that you
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  Speaker 2: chose to raise them in. Of course they're gonna still
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: want some of those familial traditions. And even Janelle talks
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: about it how important it is to ground yourself in
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  Speaker 2: those family traditions because life changes so much and things evolve,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: and the future obviously looks so different now than it
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: did in the past when they had everybody together. So
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I just Christine.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't think about those things. And in the book,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: like there's this section where she's talking about how Isabelle
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: found out that she was divorcing Cody, Like she overheard
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Christine drunk telling everybody I think at Caleb and Maddie's
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  Speaker 1: home that that was a situation, and Isabelle didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: And then she promptly goes home to Utah or no,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: to Flagstaff and she's talking to Michelte on the phone
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  Speaker 1: about how she's planning to move to Utah, and truly
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  Speaker 1: overhears her on the phone, so it's like, not intentional,
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  Speaker 1: it's about her and what she's doing in the moment,
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  Speaker 1: and she's not really thinking about anybody else.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's unfortunate and it's really annoying, but I do
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  Speaker 2: appreciate that most of them are out in North Carolina,
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  Speaker 2: that they are celebrating all together, most of them together
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  Speaker 2: for the holidays. I think that's really sweet. I think
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  Speaker 2: Maddie is still pregnant like super deeper pregnant at this
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  Speaker 2: point in time. So it's really great that most of
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  Speaker 2: everybody is together and enjoying that family time. It just
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: goes to show that even though the family split up
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  Speaker 2: in such a terrible way, like, they still have some
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  Speaker 2: sense of unity together, which is really nice. Yes, And
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  Speaker 2: then we bop on over to Cody and Robin. They
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  Speaker 2: have just moved into their new McMansion and they are decorating,
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: said mcmanson. And this is where we have Aurora coming
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  Speaker 2: into frame and talking about her new boyfriend, Brody that
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: she's so sprung about.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, And I think that's sweet, and she's very excited
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: about it. It is obvious to me that they've already
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: had this conversation and now we're doing it on purpose
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: for the cameras to create content, and so I'm not
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: as interested, but I do think that it's precious that
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Aurora has found somebody. Sure, she's very excited about it.
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  Speaker 2: I just think it's weird.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: That, like very Childlife twenty two.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you have to make an announcement to your
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: parents that some guy asked you to be his girlfriend?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: And she does it in such like a nervous way. Oh,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: a trepidacious way.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: She wants approval.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Tell your parents that you mite a man that you
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: think he's hot and six and he's a cowboy more,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: he's got magic hands, mama, and just stand behind that.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: But she's still so beholden to them, and I think
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: specifically to Robin, and I think it's probably because she
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: maybe just got out of school, she's still living with them.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: They are financing her entire life, her vehicle or insurance, everything,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: and so this is how she feels like she needs
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: to proceed to please them. Yes, And that's the story.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: To me, that's problematic AF because I'm like, you are
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: a whole adult. You can do your own thing. I
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: understand that you're nervous, yeah, but like you don't need
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: anybody's approval. But like maybe she needs Robin's approval more
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: than anything, because when you notice, like she told Cody
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: and Robin in this very staged conversation and they're very
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: cluttered garage with all of Cody's bullshit, Robin's jaw got
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: really hard. Whereas Cody was kind of like excited for her,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: or like feigning excitement, but Robin was just like, hmm, Okay,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: that's cool, well, let's meet him. It's a roll a
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: big doll that we meet him, and so let's invite
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: him over to decorate our little Christmas tree in our
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: game room that we have.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, are you in an attic? Where are
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: you staging this scene with the Christmas trees? And you
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: could tell she was so chagrin because it was the
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: wrong Christmas tree. It's like that scene from what is
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: it called, Oh my God, spinal app with the Stonehenge?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen? If you've seen it, you already know.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: They're singing this really dark metal rock song about stone Edge.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: So at some point there's supposed to be this replica
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: of Stonehenge that descends from the scene, and all of
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: these people are supposed to dance around it, and unfortunately
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: it's this really small, like ten inch stone edge.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Of all of these dwarves.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Just anyway, it was just like it didn't turn out
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: the way that they expected it to. And I just
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: had the same vibe vibees from Robin when she pulled
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: out those Christmas trees and she's like, what's going on?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I look stupid?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Did you do that was intentional? Or like? Do you
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: think that it was an actual accident.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I think it was an accident. I think she was
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: expecting to pull out like an eight foot Christmas tree
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: that they were going to decorate together as a fam
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: and it ended up being like a two foot Christmas tree.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I thought it was.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Great, barrass Yes, I did enjoy that, though I enjoy
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: seeing Robin uncomfortable. Maybe that makes me a horrible person. Uncomfortable.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, started.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: What's happening in this relationship? She seems repulsed by him.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, wouldn't you be though, yes, indeed, but I
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have married him in the first place.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I mean true, But like every time Brody shows even
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: an ounce of affection to Aurora, Cody in this like
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: weird competitive way, is like trying to do the same
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: thing with Robin. Like he pulls out like a box
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: that it's supposed to be mistletoe or something, and he
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: makes this really cringe comment because Robin's just like focusing
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: on other stuff, like trying to get ornaments for the
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: tree that they're going to decorate, the four foot tree,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: and Cody's like, yeah, so this is mistletoe, Robin, and
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: she like doesn't hear him, And then he says it
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: again and she doesn't hear him again, or like is
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: intentionally ignoring him.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: But there's lots of these weird moments of them. I
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: think he says something about the way that he looks
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: at Robin, and he's asking an Aurora whether Brody looks
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: at her in the same way. But yeah, he's making
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: overtures to her of a romantic slash sexual nature, and
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: she's just constantly swerving and rebuffing him.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: It's so weird.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: And he even says something like, I know I probably
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: embarrass her, or I know that she probably doesn't want
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: me to be doing this, but I just can't help
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: it because I just love her so much and I
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: want everybody to see how much I love my wife.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: She's not into it, Cody.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: No, not at all. And then they try to spin
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: it like she's got to retrain herself to accept PDA
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: because and according to Cody he says this in his
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: talking head, like she was very careful for many years
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: to hide what they had and not let the world
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: know this special thing that they had together. And so
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: they're spinning it like, oh, she's just uncomfortable because for
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: so many years she couldn't accept his PDA accept his
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: affection and blah blah blah. Girl. Yeah, I ain't buying
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: it for a second. I feel like she's so grossed
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: out by him, and now he's this loser who lost
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: three women and he's broke, but they're pretending like they're
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: not because they have this mansion. I don't know.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very uncomfortable, very and I was really
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: side eyeing her, like I feel he's legitimately in love
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: with her totally, Like he definitely is attracted to her.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: He wants to show her off, but like she is
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: so closed down and closed off. I'm very concerned, Like
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: the minute he loses access to this wealth, to this fame,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: she is gown d I.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Hope, so from your lips to God's ears, I want
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: that so bad. I know I shouldn't wish bad things
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: on people, but like these are bad people, so yes,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I really don't care. But yeah, this whole segment was
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: like really awkward. I could tell that they wanted it
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: to be like wholesome, but it's hard for you to
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: like film a wholesome moment with demons. Yeah, and then
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Aurora and Brody, who I think are genuinely just two
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: young kids in love or whatever, And I think that's sweet,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: even though they are kind of awkward.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: What's with the knives? What's with the knives?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Well, I feel like it was kind of like a
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: nice yeah, but you're way Cody.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: He ended up describing it was like, well, if you
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: need to use it against me, you have a knife.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like what. Well, and then Cody like took the
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: baton and ran and he's like okay, so like, under
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: what circumstances do you think that maybe she would need
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: to be protected from you? And Brody is just like, well,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know how I got into this quagmire and
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I have no idea how to get out of it,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: which as a parent, I would see that and I
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: would be like, let me just take care of this
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: for you. It's no problem, Brody. But no, Cody asks again,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: and I think he asks again after that, and Brody
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: just does not know what to say. And this is
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: where we have Cody on the cow talking to us
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: about his idea of how a man should treat a woman,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: and he's concerned about their entabusuit because you know, if
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna marry the girl, then you're kissing somebody
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: else's wife, and I'm just like, that's rich from a
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: man who had four wives. I know there afore three mistresses,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: just banging all these women all the time, And you
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: want to presume to set yourself up a sub kind
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: a pedestal and tell this young man who's showing up
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: in a cowboy hat, he's adorable.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: He is, like, you want to.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Lecture this boy about how to be in a good relationship.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Like this is what I'm saying. Narcissists cannot see themselves
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: as the world sees them. I think even Robin in
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: these moments is like, oh, cringe, Cody, like stfudy. She's
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: trying to walk out of the frame, but Jody doesn't stop.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: No, he doesn't go, and he makes it so much
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: worse because this moment that was kind of a sweet
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: thing that Aurora was talking about about Brody, like he's
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: really sweet, like he's not gonna hurt me or anything,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: and this is the metaphor that he did, like he
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: gave me a fucking knife because he's so safe or whatever.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: And then Cody ruins it by over explaining and being
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: a total nark. It's just like, I don't understand why
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: we need to have this, and then this whole conversation
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: with Cody and Brody and then his little interstitial is
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: all about Aurora's chastity, but then it goes into him
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: and how he was actually a really honest and protective
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: man with Robin and he didn't touch Robin at all
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: until they got married.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: The way I was shouting at my talent, I'm like,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: you were such.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: A lot of a dirty fucking live.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: We saw you kissing her while Christine was giving birth
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: to Truble. What are you talking about? And all these
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: jaunts down to Saint George, Utah, where you spent an
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: entire weekend. What were you just hold up in the
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Motail six while she's out doing something else. No, you're
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: in the Motel six with Robin. They all are banging
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: it out.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Or they were soaking, like the Mormon soaking. That's probably
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: what they were doing.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: And it's such a liar, I know.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: It just pissed me off. I'm like, shut up. And
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I felt like he did that deliberately because everybody online
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: has been talking about how him and Robin totally were
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: banging during their courtship, and even Christine kind of alludes
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: to that in her book and diitled Sister Wife. She
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: alludes to it in the book, and so he's trying
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: to save face, and it's like, oh my god, you're
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: just a dirty, bald liar. I just I can't. I'm
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: so over it.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, and here again, I'd like to be positive. Yeah,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, it's Christmas though. Oh look at
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: those little little trees. One has the cowboy hat on it,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: the other has the bow. It looks so precious and awesome.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: That's fantastic in your huge fucking home that you purchased
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: for two put one million dollars, of which you put
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: four hundred thousand dollars down because you siboned it a
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: way allegedly in my opinion, I think from the family LC.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: So like, I'm just gonna reserve that. I'm gonna put
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: that to the side. Yeah, I'm just gonna be happy
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: for little Solomon and Aurora and everybody, like, Merry Christmas, bitches,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. Looks looks like you're having a great life.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: My god. It's so audacious though, to like film them
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: in this new mc mansion that it's so big that
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: they have multiple Christmas trees in multiple rooms, around the mansion. Yes,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, Wow, you guys got some balls. But
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: keep showing me the mc mansion so I can keep
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: ridiculing it, because like we were in that booty kitchen
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: and I'm just like I was watching it with your daughter,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: my wife, and I was like, they paid two point
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: one million dollars.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: It's not a good kitchen for that price point. But
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: it's flag Staff and everything is overinflated. But did you
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: all see like the shelves that were already like stacked, yeah,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: with papers and already sloppy and just overflowing with all
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: the various things. Can you imagine And how Robin is
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: going to be filling up that mcmansin with all of her.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Diquensie and village pieces and the Etsy dolls and the
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Etsy Doll clothing and the crystal towers and the phoenix thriving.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Notice how she didn't talk about any of her shit though.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: She blamed it all on Cody having quadruple the stuff
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: because he had duplicates of everything in every single house
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: and when all these bitches left him, they gave him
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: all his stuff back, and so we're supposed to believe
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: that's why that this house is full of just Cody's
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: extra clothing that he had at the other wives's house.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Puh lease, yes, I just I can't. I can't. And
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: then we have Jen and Mary again to lesbian lovers
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: going on a little trip to New York City for Christmas,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: and they don't say why they're going, but like I
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: went and looked on their Instagram. They went to go
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: see Wicked. Yeah, it was literally last year.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: And that's for them.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great. But they're like having a little fun
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: girl get away where they're totally sissory.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: You're lesbian fantasy, which does persist?
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I would just love that, yeah for Mary, Yes,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I would just love it for her. And Mary says,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: maybe there's some single men that I can run into
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: on the street in Central Park or whatever, like, maybe
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I'll find somebody.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: She checks the apps and whatever location. Yeah, she goes
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: to and she was thinking that in New York it
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: would be a bit of an upgrade, but she says, unfortunately,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: not compared to those men in Utah.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Kind of made me laugh a little bit. Yeah, but
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I'm also like, Mary, is it just because your standards
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: are kind of high? Yes, I feel like it's that, yeah,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: but you know whatever. And then this is where we
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: talked about like Mary not taking trips for herself and
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: now she's more well traveled, and she attributes that to
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Jen because Jen helped her like get out of her
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: shell a little bit, and I did appreciate that. I
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: think that's good. It does give us insight into Mary
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: and how sad of a life she had before, like
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: leaving Cody, not feeling like she was worthy enough of
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: taking trips on her own or going out and being
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: her own individual person. She never travel alone until she
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: was like in her forties, which is crazy to me.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: And then we have like a little interstitial with Cody
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: who said he never remembered the Lake Havisu trip, and
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: then he says that there were many times where Mary
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: actually just abandoned the whole family and nobody knew where
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: she was, implying that she was like out, I don't know,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: on a bender or something and was like, Cody, what
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: do you even.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Say getting catfished? Probably? Yeah, Probably The only reason he
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: noticed is because Robin noticed. And the only reason Robin
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: noticed is because she was asking herself the question, well,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: how can she afford to travel so much? What money
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: is she using for all of that? Because remember Mary
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: tells us and I don't remember when she told us.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I don't think it was a sea and I think
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: it was last season. Like Cody and Robin actually asked
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: her about her Lula ro money and where it was
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: all going, as if to suggest that she's supposed to
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: be paying more of that money into the family fund, which,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: of course, in my opinion, they have been stealing from.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: So they're probably wondering, well, where you traveling to? Will
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: you miss money bags?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: God? Yeah, Like it's your fucking business. How about let's
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: see all of those American girl doll clothes that you bought, Robin,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I just can't. I'm being positive, we are being positive.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: It's great. Doll dolls are great. Dolls are great, self soothing,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: it's good. Why do you think she needs so many dolls?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: She's a forty five year old woman.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I think it's really weird to me that she's buying
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: like American girl dolls. She's dressing them up.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sure she's inviting Aurora into the room
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: to dress them. Maybe not maybe not Aurora, but like Ariella, Yeah,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: to come into the room. But I doubt anybody can.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I think it's just her.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it's really weird.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Haligen lighting just looking at all of the specific clothing
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: and dressing them just so they're her little friends.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: They are her. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe they
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: are her little friends because she has none.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Well how could she, I mean, except for the ones
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: that she pays to be her friends, like the nanny.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: And that's what Nannie does. She sits with Robin in
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: the basement with all the dolls and the Dickensian village,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: and they play with their dolls.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you think about it, like, we don't
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: see Robin with anybody else other than Cony. So what
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: kind of life does she really have besides being a
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: shut in high on ambien playing with her American girl dolls?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, and you know they all drink. Oh and I
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: bet Robin probably in bibes of some glasses of wine
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: or some mixed cocktails or.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: The ambient just in my opinion, definitely yes, maybe some
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: painkillers in there too.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds great. I mean, why wouldn't you.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: When you have to if you're married to Cochy.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, please medicate me, knock me out.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: But then we end the episode with like a little
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Christmas Carol because back in North Carolina, Christine's trying to
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: get the family to practice caroling. And then we have
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: the little interstitials between all of the adults and their
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: little separate interview rooms where they sing we wish you
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: a Merry Christmas, and we're trying to pretend like this
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: means things are good and they're happy, and we're also
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: getting a Christmas episode on the weekend Halloween. I don't understand.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I was disassociating. I was tripping the light fantastic. I
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: was in the sixth dimension with Jesus and Buddha. I
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: was just having a great time. I was not present
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: with this stupid episode.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: It's just like super weird to me, Like how we
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: had this family break up in a really traumatic, awful
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: violent way, honestly, with how like nasty Cody was the
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: entire time, and then now we have this like we
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: wish she Christmas?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Would she would be christ Like what is that with
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Cody and Robin literally singing this song on the couch,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: these big cheesy grins, thinking they're rehabbing their image, thinking
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: we're gonna buy into this, honey. The dumpster doesn't buy
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: it at.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: All, and then we're gonna have the apology tour that's
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: still to happen in this season.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Wind it down, let's just close up shopping whatever you
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: need to be here for seventeen more episodes have that
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: a sue.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Can you tell Ange?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: No, we were being positive, We're being farming positive. It
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: was the best thing about this episode for you.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: The end.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: My best thing was probably Janelle putting David in his
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: place and saying, I'm not going on farmers only dot com.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I am my own woman. I did that agency. I
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: am a self determining individual who's gonna do her own thing.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Yep. I did like that that. I forgot to mention
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: that because David was teasing her about going on farmers Only,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, let.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: You know, it's just been a year or some shit.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: And maybe she doesn't want to find another person. And
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: that's fine too. It's okay if she wants to be
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: single and live her best life her farm.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: She has spent thirty years where it's a trifling man.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Let her be celibate, for let her have a decade
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: out on a farm with her flowers. We don't need
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: a man No, she's perfectly fine. Yeah, when she's ready,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: the man will call. Yeah.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Or she's just best friends with Bob.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's Bob Battery operated boyfriends? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm like,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know Bob. Is I know you have a
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: cat named Bob?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Six seven seven? Well is there anything else? Is there
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: a preview?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Sorry, there's a preview. So we have the preview
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: of We're gonna close on Coyote Pass soon, okay, which
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: I'm also dosoning. Didn't we like have an episode of that,
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: like two episodes ago, where we were like already were
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: dividing up the property like equally and stuff.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: And so now we're pretending we were just talking about it, Okay,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: we were just implying that maybe someday we would all right,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: but now maybe we got to get a lawyer involved.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I thought we had to sell it though, in order
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: for Cody Roberts.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I'm very confused.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: I'm confusion. And then we have Cody skyping Mary and
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Janelle and he's like, Hi, guys, how you do it?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: And both of them are mean mugging him. They're like,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: just get to the fucking point, and he's like, I
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: thought it would be cordial, but it's not even that.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Stay positive?
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: And then David and Cody going go kart racing For
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: some reason, I didn't see that.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw David talking to Christine about maybe meeting
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: up with Cody, but not that that's what it's about, brother, husband,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: that's what it's about.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, that you're not going to be friends with him,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: but like, are you gonna hang out with him? And
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: then they end up hanging out.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Why are we platforming Cody Brown in the World Special
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Forces and David Woollie, No, I don't understand.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. And then we have Cody with
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: the scene that we've seen million times, but Cody telling
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Robin that he got a fake email from some fake
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: woman who wants to pretend that or wants to be
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: involved in their family and be his wife. He wants
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: everybody to know that he's still desirable.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: And then Teresa from Seeking Sister and then Robin gets her,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: gets her jaw. She's super hardh she seems mad, and
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: she sets her jaw in that way that she does,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: and she's like, I want to hear this from you, Cody.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: But I thought polygamy was your dream Robin, as long
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: as it can be guaranteed and I can sign a contract. Yeah,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: I'll not lose then maybe a little polygamy prenup. Yeah,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: but yeah, that's the preview and we're going to be positive,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Yes we are. It'll look forward to next week.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Looking forward right now. I'm looking forward to it.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Bitch.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Is there anything else that we need to say to
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: these beautiful raccoons before we get up on at A here?
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Bitch?
• 37:52
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