Latest / Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast / INCONCEIVABLE | S50 Ep.12
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- 0:00Speaker 1: God, thanks for that. Okay, here we go, and now
- 0:06Speaker 1: ser you know what I'm about. Why don't you say it? Well, Jeff,
- 0:12Speaker 1: I guess the tribe has spoken. This is making the merge.
- 0:18Speaker 1: We can remember winnest. I'm a dog Personnels, I'm.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Making I'm coming over and you know crack.
- 0:33Speaker 1: You either, Survis. It's a million dollars.
- 0:43Speaker 3: All I want to do is win million hart SoRs.
- 0:47Speaker 3: It's ours as Hard's are tarts. Survivor is a show
- 0:52Speaker 3: that is designed to make you feel pain and crush
- 0:55Speaker 3: your dreams and ruin your life. My name is Pete
- 0:59Speaker 3: and I am down to two players I have.
- 1:03Speaker 1: Yeah, you and Bran are tied up. Yeah?
- 1:07Speaker 4: My?
- 1:07Speaker 3: How the turn table so much for the greatest draft ever.
- 1:11Speaker 3: I'm I'm left with jan Dre and Aubrey Brocco.
- 1:17Speaker 1: Not a bad pick there with Aubrey, But I don't
- 1:19Speaker 1: know if you win in this season.
- 1:20Speaker 3: Man. I think I'm winning the season.
- 1:23Speaker 1: I think you might not be winning this I'm hard
- 1:27Speaker 1: for Aubrey hashtag.
- 1:30Speaker 5: We will talk through all, I like, in some way,
- 1:33Speaker 5: shape or form, all the possible ways that these players
- 1:36Speaker 5: can win.
- 1:37Speaker 1: But I think Aubrey is the has the most paths
- 1:41Speaker 1: to victory.
- 1:42Speaker 3: I think here's what I think we should do for
- 1:44Speaker 3: this episode because obviously big episode to Brick for Brocco.
- 1:51Speaker 1: Oh, I like that. I didn't hear that. I was
- 1:53Speaker 1: listening to to Brain for Broco. I do like hashtag
- 1:57Speaker 1: it for fifty. But here's what I think we should
- 2:00Speaker 1: do for this episode. We'll let's take a step back
- 2:03Speaker 1: a little bit from just recapping the episode and let's
- 2:05Speaker 1: really get into the weeds of who we think can
- 2:06Speaker 1: win this thing.
- 2:07Speaker 3: Okay, so the final five is Rizzo, Tiffany, Aubrey, Jandre
- 2:13Speaker 3: and Joe.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Yeah wild final five.
- 2:19Speaker 5: Will introduce myself because I also have two players left
- 2:22Speaker 5: ran Brand and I have Tiff.
- 2:25Speaker 1: And I have Joe.
- 2:26Speaker 6: Y'all are acting like I don't still have Rizzo. Ye Like,
- 2:31Speaker 6: I'm Jonathan and I have Rizzo and I think he
- 2:33Speaker 6: could win it.
- 2:35Speaker 1: I agree with you, Jonathan. Well, you don't have to
- 2:39Speaker 1: kick me while I'm down. My name is Chase and
- 2:42Speaker 1: I'm here.
- 2:43Speaker 5: I think that four out of the five players have
- 2:46Speaker 5: good paths to victory.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Break that down. Let's just jump right into it. Break
- 2:50Speaker 1: that down, which which I think Audrey has the most.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Aubrey viable way to So you think Aubrey has the
- 2:58Speaker 1: best path to win. Yeah, obviously Rizzo is going to
- 3:01Speaker 1: make it.
- 3:02Speaker 5: He has his idol, he will play next week, he'll
- 3:04Speaker 5: be Final four, right, Yes, So a lot is depending
- 3:07Speaker 5: on who is going to win immunity at the.
- 3:10Speaker 1: And the there's fire making or not, and if there's
- 3:13Speaker 1: fire making.
- 3:14Speaker 5: So there's a lot of ways to go about this,
- 3:16Speaker 5: but let's just say so, let's say the worst case
- 3:19Speaker 5: scenario I think for Aubrey is for her to sit
- 3:22Speaker 5: next to Tiff. I think Tiff is well liked by
- 3:27Speaker 5: a jury, and I think she has uh, you know,
- 3:29Speaker 5: kind of proven herself to these one challenges. She's one challenges,
- 3:34Speaker 5: She's possibly one of the most challenges of anyone on
- 3:37Speaker 5: the season.
- 3:41Speaker 1: Well, it was taken away.
- 3:43Speaker 5: So so if it's if it's her and Tiff at
- 3:45Speaker 5: final tribal, I think it'll be close. But I think
- 3:48Speaker 5: if it's her, Joe and Andre, I think it's pretty clear.
- 3:54Speaker 1: When for I think that that that that trio depending
- 3:58Speaker 1: on who is beside Joe when Jonathan is the winner,
- 4:02Speaker 1: unless unless maybe if it's if it's somehow it is
- 4:08Speaker 1: John Dre Joe and Rizzo, that's interesting but I think.
- 4:11Speaker 6: In the final four, because he's got his idol still.
- 4:14Speaker 1: Yes, but I think the fire making before right right,
- 4:18Speaker 1: But if so, I think it's in the John Dre
- 4:22Speaker 1: I mean, George, George, look, Jonathan Young, you have to
- 4:29Speaker 1: admit the similarities. Yeah, got him? Jeorgane. Do you really,
- 4:35Speaker 1: in your heart of hearts believe that this jury, which
- 4:38Speaker 1: is made up of almost exclusively old era players at
- 4:43Speaker 1: this point, is going to vote for a twenty one
- 4:46Speaker 1: year old guy named riz got Do you honestly think
- 4:49Speaker 1: they're going to do that.
- 4:51Speaker 6: Here's here's what I think. I think there is an avenue,
- 4:54Speaker 6: and I think that avenue is where they they all
- 4:57Speaker 6: start getting in their head feeling like they're passing the tour.
- 5:00Speaker 6: And I think that there is a possibility that Suri
- 5:06Speaker 6: would make a pretty good case for Rizzo to the jury.
- 5:09Speaker 1: Because she she's I mean, she's like a fan of him.
- 5:12Speaker 3: She likes him.
- 5:13Speaker 6: Not only that, but he's such a Survivor fan that
- 5:17Speaker 6: I think that there's a part where the jury could
- 5:19Speaker 6: get in their head and think, like, you know, who.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Should win this? A really big Survivor fan.
- 5:24Speaker 6: Not only that, but I feel like holding him holding
- 5:27Speaker 6: his idol this whole time until literally final five. It's
- 5:31Speaker 6: a pretty bold move to be like, I was confident
- 5:33Speaker 6: that I was on the right side of the votes.
- 5:35Speaker 6: I sent people home when they needed to go home.
- 5:37Speaker 6: I worked with Siri, I worked with Ozzy. I sent
- 5:40Speaker 6: Ozzy home when he got sloppy.
- 5:41Speaker 1: I don't disagree that his resume is good, right, just
- 5:48Speaker 1: like I have not heard one thing out of anybody's
- 5:51Speaker 1: exit press that would make me believe that anybody is
- 5:55Speaker 1: voting for him. There's not been one nice thing said
- 5:59Speaker 1: about him for somebody. They all hate him, even what's
- 6:03Speaker 1: her name, Christy Chrissy Christy was like, yeah, he didn't
- 6:06Speaker 1: say thank you when I helped him out.
- 6:08Speaker 3: It's like, why are you guys so much beef? Unless,
- 6:10Speaker 3: of course he is the winner and everybody just glitter about.
- 6:12Speaker 3: You know, he is liked by one person who's not
- 6:15Speaker 3: on the jury. I got worried that Angelina at her
- 6:18Speaker 3: watch party facetimed him during the commercial break. So that's
- 6:21Speaker 3: something that is something.
- 6:24Speaker 1: Now here hear me out.
- 6:25Speaker 6: What if a final three in some torturous world ends
- 6:29Speaker 6: up being Joe Dean, dre and Rizzo. Who''s what we
- 6:34Speaker 6: just broke down I know, but I'm just saying, like,
- 6:36Speaker 6: do you why would they give Joe or Jonathan.
- 6:39Speaker 1: I think I think that Jandre would win in that game.
- 6:42Speaker 1: I think that he is really well liked by more
- 6:46Speaker 1: like think of the people that he has worked with
- 6:47Speaker 1: that are that's currently on there, and you know he
- 6:51Speaker 1: has I do think he's he's done something relatively dumb,
- 6:55Speaker 1: but he's playing a hard game. He's playing. He is hard,
- 6:59Speaker 1: he is working looking through strategy. He is being you know,
- 7:02Speaker 1: manipulated by many people, but he is playing, unlike Joe,
- 7:06Speaker 1: who is not playing the game. Still, once again, Joe's
- 7:10Speaker 1: going into the finale. How how upset are we if
- 7:15Speaker 1: Joe wins? That's what I extremely. I think that's the
- 7:17Speaker 1: one where I get upset that on the fiftieth season.
- 7:20Speaker 1: Sorry but you go ahead. You haven't spoken much.
- 7:22Speaker 3: I don't think Joe can win in any scenario. It's
- 7:25Speaker 3: not possible. And then I also think, like, who's done
- 7:28Speaker 3: the least in the game to this point, it's Joe
- 7:29Speaker 3: and Tiffany. The other three I think can articulate the
- 7:33Speaker 3: moves that they've made. Tiffany has tried to make moves,
- 7:36Speaker 3: That's true. Nothing's worked for her, but.
- 7:38Speaker 1: She's one challenges. Joe hasn't even really done that. I
- 7:40Speaker 1: mean this episode. Yeah, I thought he's won two by
- 7:44Speaker 1: this point. Hey, Jordan, check your mic input. I think
- 7:47Speaker 1: it's the tap on that mic. Yeah, in her laptop mic.
- 7:51Speaker 1: What the heck? Yeah, man, what.
- 7:54Speaker 3: What the heck?
- 7:55Speaker 1: All right, let's run it back. And what's ironic about
- 8:00Speaker 1: this is this is the first episode where Jonathan came
- 8:03Speaker 1: in hot. You couldn't hear a word of it. Actually, yeah,
- 8:07Speaker 1: we were just sitting here laughing at him. Yeah, that's
- 8:11Speaker 1: how you're feeling, man, not good? Why aren't you here today?
- 8:15Speaker 3: I woke up not feeling too great.
- 8:17Speaker 1: Oh no, tap it?
- 8:20Speaker 4: Uh?
- 8:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's it. That's awesome. Johonnan, Now repeat
- 8:25Speaker 1: everything that you said for the first eight minutes of
- 8:27Speaker 1: this episode real quick. I was cid to say that
- 8:30Speaker 1: there's not a chance that Rizzo wins this. You know.
- 8:35Speaker 1: I do want to jump in on that conversation, though,
- 8:37Speaker 1: and say that I agree with both of you. I
- 8:39Speaker 1: see a world where Rizzo wins, But I also see
- 8:41Speaker 1: a world where the jury that we have, the specific
- 8:44Speaker 1: jury that we have, will never vote for Rizzo. So
- 8:47Speaker 1: I'm very excited like this is I.
- 8:49Speaker 5: If Rizza makes it to the finals, I honestly do
- 8:52Speaker 5: think he's played the best game. He has the best
- 8:55Speaker 5: now really, aside from not winning a single challenge, Right's challenge,
- 9:00Speaker 5: he has a he has a really solid like if
- 9:03Speaker 5: if it's between him and Audrey and Aubrey, Audreyburne has
- 9:10Speaker 5: also played a great game, but put it.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Up against if we put him against Aubrey, Like, honestly,
- 9:19Speaker 1: in our heart of hearts, who's played a better game?
- 9:22Speaker 1: The answer is Rizzo, right from a strategy perspective.
- 9:27Speaker 5: But ah, he's done, you know, evidently evidently he's done
- 9:32Speaker 5: absolutely nothing at camp.
- 9:35Speaker 1: Yeah, and he just annoys people, and he's twenty one.
- 9:39Speaker 1: I just think it is. This is going to be
- 9:42Speaker 1: old era votes, in my opinion, are much more likely
- 9:47Speaker 1: to vote out of spite and not out of necessarily.
- 9:51Speaker 1: I do want to play it by something. He is
- 9:53Speaker 1: twenty six years old. He is, No, he's not. He
- 9:56Speaker 1: was born the same year as me and p D.
- 9:58Speaker 1: No he's not. Yes he is. That's worse twenty six.
- 10:02Speaker 1: He acts like a twenty one year old. Though, I
- 10:04Speaker 1: think I like, I feel it's a.
- 10:06Speaker 6: Bad form because it does feel like it's stacked against
- 10:09Speaker 6: him because of the whole old era jury situation that
- 10:14Speaker 6: it's even accurate to.
- 10:15Speaker 3: Say, like if we break down the jury jury, but
- 10:20Speaker 3: because we have are known players, yeah, old old Stephanie,
- 10:28Speaker 3: old coach, coach. Okay, so I guess it is you have.
- 10:33Speaker 3: But also you have Devin's and Christian who you can't
- 10:36Speaker 3: call old era players because they are old, but they
- 10:39Speaker 3: are way close than.
- 10:40Speaker 1: The era that doesn't. It's a different it's the it's
- 10:44Speaker 1: the change of format that separates the two. It's the
- 10:46Speaker 1: thirty nine days. Anybody currently on the jury that's only
- 10:49Speaker 1: played a twenty se let me go, look, let me go. Look,
- 10:51Speaker 1: I don't think so and Emily are the only two
- 10:54Speaker 1: new era players on the jury.
- 10:56Speaker 3: So he is old era and Christian who are something
- 11:00Speaker 3: else they're not. You can't say they're the same as
- 11:03Speaker 3: like an Ozzie or Soiree.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Why not?
- 11:06Speaker 3: I think like they closer to the like a year away.
- 11:10Speaker 1: Yeah, but but it's they played the same game as
- 11:14Speaker 1: Ozzie and Stephanie. They didn't play the same game as
- 11:17Speaker 1: the new era game, the twenty six days only in
- 11:19Speaker 1: Fiji game.
- 11:20Speaker 5: Yeah, I think the nerds call it like the Middle era,
- 11:22Speaker 5: but it is more similar to the old era that
- 11:27Speaker 5: it is new.
- 11:28Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just think philosophically, maybe not exactly the
- 11:32Speaker 3: same as somebody who played in the Race.
- 11:34Speaker 1: War, I don't I agree with you as well.
- 11:37Speaker 3: And then Aubrey, I feel like, has a really good
- 11:40Speaker 3: case to pitch of how much of a struggle it
- 11:43Speaker 3: was for her to get to the point that she's at,
- 11:45Speaker 3: and yeah, it's a better story.
- 11:47Speaker 1: Yeah, she definitely has the story to win the game.
- 11:49Speaker 5: But would tell the story of Aubrey though without telling
- 11:54Speaker 5: a story of someone who's kind of like pickybacked off
- 11:56Speaker 5: of twists that no one could anticipate.
- 11:59Speaker 1: That's fair. I mean, she lean heavily on her move
- 12:03Speaker 1: of getting Ozzie out. Rizzo might take credit for that move,
- 12:07Speaker 1: Jonathan might take credit for that move, but she if
- 12:12Speaker 1: she's in final tribal, she can make the case that
- 12:15Speaker 1: that was.
- 12:15Speaker 5: He's gonna have She's gonna have to make that case,
- 12:17Speaker 5: and she's gonna have to make the case that she
- 12:19Speaker 5: also helped with the boots. Yeah, and be able to
- 12:26Speaker 5: share why she's more of a reason why those votes
- 12:29Speaker 5: and if he's somebody else too, is.
- 12:30Speaker 1: There If she's up against Joe and Jan Dre. She
- 12:33Speaker 1: can make that case because those two are fucking idiots
- 12:36Speaker 1: and can't see We've seen, guys, We've seen Joe in Final,
- 12:39Speaker 1: the worst Final Tribal case ever. There's not a world
- 12:42Speaker 1: where he can win.
- 12:43Speaker 6: No, he had the same attitude he had when the
- 12:46Speaker 6: pot got doubled two million when he was on tribal.
- 12:49Speaker 1: He just sat there and stared. And you'reaying, we now
- 12:51Speaker 1: you do. Shouldn't you be more excited right now?
- 12:54Speaker 3: Of all the people left, Aubrey has been a target
- 12:57Speaker 3: more than anybody else.
- 12:58Speaker 1: Yes, she's been a lot of multiple times. Yeah. I
- 13:01Speaker 1: was also laughing last night thinking about the one challenge
- 13:05Speaker 1: that Joe dominates at is the one where you move
- 13:08Speaker 1: at a snail space. He happens to really have a
- 13:12Speaker 1: monopoly on that specific type of game.
- 13:16Speaker 6: Well, that's because they don't have any challenges that revolve
- 13:19Speaker 6: around choking someone out.
- 13:23Speaker 1: Hey, Jonathan's coming in hot today. Get to get to
- 13:27Speaker 1: the game. I like that, Jonathan. I like that. Let's
- 13:30Speaker 1: get to the game. Let's crack the coconut, all right.
- 13:34Speaker 3: I guess I guess we'll do it, you guess, I
- 13:38Speaker 3: guess we'll talk about Survivor on our Survivor podcast, Let's
- 13:41Speaker 3: start with Devon's. Devon's has no allies. He tells Srie,
- 13:46Speaker 3: I never wanted to vote for any of y'all. I
- 13:48Speaker 3: love you very much. And to that, Sourie says that
- 13:51Speaker 3: and two dollars, I can get a bag of chips.
- 13:53Speaker 6: I love her so much, And he was like, fair
- 13:57Speaker 6: three had some great, some great moments into especially when
- 14:01Speaker 6: she left, but there were moments that I really enjoyed
- 14:05Speaker 6: what she was saying.
- 14:07Speaker 1: That's also like as like god mad as Seri gets
- 14:13Speaker 1: in this game. Yeah, I think actually.
- 14:18Speaker 6: I loved.
- 14:21Speaker 1: I do love that boy, Jeff for the opportunity looked
- 14:25Speaker 1: and everybody smiles. I don't know me.
- 14:30Speaker 6: I do feel like we saw exactly what we talked
- 14:32Speaker 6: about last week, which was Seri understood why Rizzo flipped
- 14:38Speaker 6: and sent Ozzie home because as soon as he told her,
- 14:42Speaker 6: like he was just laying it all out there, everybody
- 14:44Speaker 6: knows she understood it. And she said, uh, my favorite
- 14:48Speaker 6: quote of the whole episode, which was, I thought Ozzie
- 14:50Speaker 6: had at least two brain cells to rub together.
- 14:53Speaker 1: And it made me laugh really hard.
- 14:55Speaker 2: And that quote followed my favorite quote of the episode,
- 14:58Speaker 2: which was I would not have tied my cart to
- 15:00Speaker 2: a fucking idiot.
- 15:02Speaker 3: What did you do that for?
- 15:05Speaker 1: Yeah, dang man Son really taking it on the chin?
- 15:10Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 15:11Speaker 1: Is he taking it on the chin?
- 15:12Speaker 5: Well, it's easier to take it on the chin when
- 15:14Speaker 5: you when your head is down, because you're there is
- 15:19Speaker 5: right there.
- 15:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:21Speaker 3: If you want to know if Ozzie takes it on
- 15:23Speaker 3: the chin, you could pay ten dollars a month.
- 15:26Speaker 1: Everybody's really firing on all cylinders this morning. Good job, everybody.
- 15:31Speaker 3: So Devon's is truly out on an island, no pun intended.
- 15:35Speaker 3: I am killing it to them. Wow, we weren't having
- 15:38Speaker 3: a good run of it, boys, I am killing No,
- 15:41Speaker 3: that was off the dome, folks.
- 15:44Speaker 1: He's not even feeling good.
- 15:46Speaker 3: No, no, he says, I either need to find that
- 15:49Speaker 3: idol or win the immunity challenge, or both would be great,
- 15:53Speaker 3: or neither. Before the sun rises, Devon's is up. He's
- 15:56Speaker 3: looking for the idol, and then once the rest of
- 15:59Speaker 3: the tribe realized is that he's doing this, Jandre has
- 16:01Speaker 3: sent to babysit Devin's. Unfortunately for Devon's he couldn't find
- 16:04Speaker 3: it this time, and then he broke down in the
- 16:07Speaker 3: hammock talking to Joe about how he knows this might
- 16:09Speaker 3: be it for him and he wants so badly to
- 16:11Speaker 3: stay positive, but it's it's becoming pretty tough.
- 16:16Speaker 1: How about those two though they've really meant fences earlier
- 16:19Speaker 1: in the season, hated each other, and now Devon's over there,
- 16:23Speaker 1: just breaking down, and Joe's just kind of like, all right, Bud, Oh,
- 16:28Speaker 1: how about that? You love to see it. You could
- 16:31Speaker 1: tell that Joe didn't want to do He did not
- 16:33Speaker 1: want to be there. He does not like him at all,
- 16:36Speaker 1: but he knew that to keep this nice guy persona
- 16:38Speaker 1: he's got on TV, he had to act like he
- 16:40Speaker 1: cares about Devons. Imagine if he had choked him instead
- 16:44Speaker 1: he starts just shook him up on the hand and
- 16:47Speaker 1: shake him up. We're gonna get, We're gonna get. Now.
- 16:51Speaker 1: We're gonna get blocked by Joe, just like everybody else.
- 16:54Speaker 3: It's a big thing. Joe has blocked Kelly Wentworth and
- 16:58Speaker 3: Savannah Louis.
- 17:00Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody's safe. He's blocking everybody. Kids, hide your wife. Yeah,
- 17:06Speaker 1: if you're blocking tag with what do you do?
- 17:08Speaker 6: What?
- 17:08Speaker 1: Yeah? What Sho begs the question is he really dyslexic
- 17:12Speaker 1: if he can find if he can find that block.
- 17:16Speaker 1: But I did think that maybe he brought up the
- 17:18Speaker 1: dyslexic thing because everybody's making fun of him for not
- 17:20Speaker 1: being able to spell. I mean, I meant to follow them,
- 17:24Speaker 1: and then this episode did him no. Favorite.
- 17:26Speaker 6: Look, I'm let's let's talk about this real for a second,
- 17:29Speaker 6: because I know dyslexia is like really tough.
- 17:32Speaker 1: I understand it. Well, I'm dyslexic, so I can yeah.
- 17:35Speaker 6: Yeah, then you know, but the charge up to him
- 17:38Speaker 6: announcing that he's dyslexic, it sounded like he was about
- 17:41Speaker 6: to say he was like dying.
- 17:42Speaker 1: It felt like a pr move. It felt like when
- 17:44Speaker 1: Bella Thorne on the Disney Channel was like, I'm dyslexic
- 17:47Speaker 1: and everybody was like, oh no, yeah, but that video
- 17:51Speaker 1: got me and uh.
- 17:53Speaker 2: If y'all are all gonna say that, I guess I
- 17:55Speaker 2: have to be like, uh, PRPD and dyslexia is very serious,
- 17:59Speaker 2: I'm I can say.
- 18:01Speaker 1: The Chase knows it's very serious. You know, he knows
- 18:05Speaker 1: it's serious very I guess like if we were making
- 18:07Speaker 1: fun of someone being pasty, you could defend that. You
- 18:10Speaker 1: can say I'm pasty.
- 18:12Speaker 3: I can fans Chase anyway.
- 18:17Speaker 1: It's crazy how much Quicker Pdu came to the defense
- 18:20Speaker 1: of Dick dyslexia and not uh whatever, I was gonna
- 18:25Speaker 1: bring back up, Stephanie. It's not worth it. Let's move on. Yeah,
- 18:27Speaker 1: you were defending magas, Steph, but you were like.
- 18:29Speaker 3: Well, it's because there was a pending investigation. But I'm
- 18:32Speaker 3: just saying that Shoe, you know, maybe this is a
- 18:36Speaker 3: serious issue. Yeah, that you should give Joe a pass. Anyway,
- 18:40Speaker 3: it's challenged over with Chase.
- 18:43Speaker 1: Yeah, that was That's what's so fascinating about this episode.
- 18:45Speaker 1: The first thirty minutes, so much happy lightning. I mean,
- 18:49Speaker 1: they essentially did an entire episode of Survivor in forty
- 18:51Speaker 1: five minutes, almost like they used to do that. Dude,
- 18:56Speaker 1: it was. It was going so fast, and none of
- 18:59Speaker 1: us really knew what was happening when we were watching
- 19:01Speaker 1: it live. But we get to the first challenge, which
- 19:04Speaker 1: is a kind of a new era classic, I would
- 19:07Speaker 1: say it's been around a lot recently, where you have
- 19:09Speaker 1: to hold the rope taut while stacking letters up that
- 19:15Speaker 1: spell immunity, and immediately everyone was like, well, Joe's in
- 19:18Speaker 1: trouble can't spell. Yeah, but and I believe Rizzo won
- 19:23Speaker 1: this challenge last season, so I was going for the
- 19:26Speaker 1: duration of it. But yes, yeah, but similar mechanics. I
- 19:30Speaker 1: really thought Rizzo was gonna take this one, but Joe
- 19:33Speaker 1: had it from the get go, and because did he really? Yeah? Wow,
- 19:39Speaker 1: maybe I get it confused, Uh, maybe Joe won it?
- 19:42Speaker 1: Did Rizzo win it last season? I think Rizzo's ever
- 19:44Speaker 1: won a show. That's a fair point. He has, but
- 19:47Speaker 1: maybe not this one. Joe won this last time. But
- 19:52Speaker 1: what's very fascinating is because of the pacing, because of
- 19:54Speaker 1: how fast they had to go, the challenge really didn't
- 19:57Speaker 1: feel like it was in anybody else's hands other than Joe.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Throughout the whole thing. He I would say, quickly solves it.
- 20:04Speaker 1: That's not the case. He's moving about an inch a second.
- 20:08Speaker 1: But slow and steady wins the race, he wins the challenge,
- 20:10Speaker 1: he wins immunity. Going into this very quick first half
- 20:13Speaker 1: of the episode where uh, well take it away, what
- 20:17Speaker 1: happens next?
- 20:18Speaker 3: Well, it looked like Aubrey and Tiff there were neck
- 20:21Speaker 3: and neck about to finish it, and then they both
- 20:23Speaker 3: crumbled at the very end.
- 20:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that was an edit thing because we
- 20:27Speaker 1: did get a bit of a montage right before Joe
- 20:29Speaker 1: wins it where like four people's toppled over. I think
- 20:33Speaker 1: it's very clear that nobody was close to Joe. It
- 20:36Speaker 1: was a landslide win from Joe here.
- 20:39Speaker 3: I thought in the beginning the Tiff and uh and
- 20:43Speaker 3: Aubrey were like a block or two away, and then
- 20:45Speaker 3: Rizzo at one point, and they just kept going too fast,
- 20:48Speaker 3: and then Joe moving like a turtle, you know, slow
- 20:50Speaker 3: and stead he wins.
- 20:51Speaker 1: The race right there at the end, Rizzo was was
- 20:55Speaker 1: one block away, but Joe had already placed the eye
- 20:58Speaker 1: one Bloway. I'll be there to say, yeah, I'm a
- 21:07Speaker 1: little sick, but yeah.
- 21:09Speaker 3: So Joe wins the challenge and he proves you guys wrong,
- 21:12Speaker 3: you ablest people.
- 21:17Speaker 1: Yeah, p D always taking the side of the underdog.
- 21:20Speaker 3: That's right, Just like Stephanie.
- 21:24Speaker 1: That's hard to do that. You gotta spell backwards, that's tough.
- 21:27Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know all jokes aside. I don't
- 21:29Speaker 1: know if i'd be I don't think I could do
- 21:30Speaker 1: it well.
- 21:31Speaker 3: When they get there, it's spelled for you, is it
- 21:34Speaker 3: really around? And they arrange it in the way that
- 21:39Speaker 3: they want to after but once you like, when you
- 21:41Speaker 3: get there, it's in a stack. This has immunity, right.
- 21:44Speaker 1: Right, But I mean you still have to remember and
- 21:46Speaker 1: you're under a lot of pressure. You haven't eaten. I
- 21:47Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to do it. Also, I'll just say this,
- 21:50Speaker 1: this challenge looks ridiculously difficult. Yeah, yeah, it's such a
- 21:54Speaker 1: difficult challenge. I don't think I could. I don't have
- 21:56Speaker 1: the patience. Yeah, me either. It's like when I play poker.
- 21:59Speaker 1: I played for like five minutes. I'm like, I'm all
- 22:01Speaker 1: in a poker. I barely know her anyway. Wow, Jonathan,
- 22:07Speaker 1: that's really unappropriate. Sorry, I met facebook poke like a millennial,
- 22:12Speaker 1: you know. Ah, I love a good poke. Bring them back.
- 22:15Speaker 3: Speaking of bringing things back, where it's the Sanctuary. Yeah, yeah,
- 22:19Speaker 3: like our podcast Sanctuary or the little Boat.
- 22:23Speaker 1: They get their little reward and then they just got
- 22:25Speaker 1: to go sit in the sand somewhere. Yeah. So the
- 22:29Speaker 1: reward that they get ribs with all the fix its. Again,
- 22:33Speaker 1: the editing was so quick here they really kind of
- 22:35Speaker 1: brush past it. But Joe selects Rizzo because he hasn't
- 22:39Speaker 1: been on any rewards and sore who because she's not
- 22:43Speaker 1: feeling good or something like that. He said that she
- 22:45Speaker 1: wasn't feeling great, and.
- 22:46Speaker 3: Then we find out that he was just making stuff
- 22:49Speaker 3: up because he wanted to take those two for strategy reasons.
- 22:53Speaker 1: Which is the best move we've ever seen Joe perform
- 22:56Speaker 1: on Survivor.
- 22:57Speaker 3: Is it the only move he's ever performed.
- 22:59Speaker 1: On It might be the only move. His only other
- 23:01Speaker 1: move is when Shaheen betrayed him and his loyalty and
- 23:05Speaker 1: so he had to get him out.
- 23:06Speaker 3: So we have Joe, Suri, and Rizzo enjoying their ribs
- 23:10Speaker 3: and when they walked back to the beach, you had
- 23:13Speaker 3: like everybody walking back together. They just veered off a
- 23:15Speaker 3: little bit.
- 23:16Speaker 1: To the left. Sanctuaries under construction.
- 23:19Speaker 3: Yeah, something's going on with the sanctuary. But Suri, Rizzo
- 23:23Speaker 3: and Joe they're on the same page that Devin should
- 23:25Speaker 3: go tonight. And Rizzo says most people would get scared
- 23:28Speaker 3: and play their idol, but most people aren't the Riz
- 23:31Speaker 3: g O d baby, and I would like to point
- 23:34Speaker 3: out that brand in our preseason show, I believe said
- 23:38Speaker 3: that Rizzo cannot do the idle thing again because the
- 23:41Speaker 3: players are too smart this time.
- 23:43Speaker 1: And that is not the case. He did honestly, unbelievably
- 23:48Speaker 1: disappointed everybody involved. However they did if they would have
- 23:52Speaker 1: watched his season, no chance in hell he gets away
- 23:55Speaker 1: with it. But also like not for lack of trying
- 23:59Speaker 1: on TIFFs part, Like tiff is trying her hardest for
- 24:04Speaker 1: multiple Okay, honestly, I don't know if it's that she's
- 24:12Speaker 1: not good. It's like she doesn't have the connection with
- 24:15Speaker 1: the other players on the beach the way that someone
- 24:17Speaker 1: likes to red does. They don't listen to Tiffany, they
- 24:19Speaker 1: don't respect Tiffany's opinion, And honestly, it's one of those
- 24:23Speaker 1: things where in their head they probably see her the
- 24:25Speaker 1: same as Rizzo, where they're like, why should we She's new.
- 24:28Speaker 3: She's a kid.
- 24:31Speaker 1: I've been interrupted a lot, but never like that, never
- 24:36Speaker 1: like to restart the episode. In that was the universe
- 24:41Speaker 1: telling me to shut the said, Dick's let the energy
- 24:46Speaker 1: is hot today, let's just keep pushing for Yeah, Okay.
- 24:50Speaker 3: Then we get John Dre who is so impatient waiting
- 24:53Speaker 3: for the rice to boil that he sticks his tongue
- 24:55Speaker 3: in the rice and then when called out on this,
- 24:58Speaker 3: he said, we're going to boil it in.
- 25:00Speaker 1: Yeah real, you can tell that he wasn't a fan
- 25:03Speaker 1: of vaccinations. That one was a wild thing to do.
- 25:07Speaker 1: Tiffany good on her sticking up for herself and being like, no,
- 25:10Speaker 1: you're being crazy right now. Once again, no one listens
- 25:12Speaker 1: to her though. He just keeps doing it. Dere.
- 25:16Speaker 3: He continued to eat dry rice even in his confessional
- 25:19Speaker 3: he was eating dry rice. Have y'all ever eaten dry rice?
- 25:22Speaker 1: I I've done it like I've I'm I got involved
- 25:28Speaker 1: in that. It's not good, not good. Yeah, just chilling gravel, dude,
- 25:31Speaker 1: It's like an enjoyable It's my favorite snack. Hmm, just
- 25:38Speaker 1: a just some dry uncle Bin's.
- 25:40Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So Jan dre he feels entitled to eating
- 25:44Speaker 3: this dry rice because of the auction. He only got
- 25:47Speaker 3: to eat a sea slug and some crackers. And speaking
- 25:50Speaker 3: of the auction, Tiffany, she's still pretty pissed about the
- 25:52Speaker 3: fact that Rizzo did not finish his chicken breast, and
- 25:55Speaker 3: she asked Devns, are we really gonna let this man
- 25:58Speaker 3: skate through with an idol? And then she poses the
- 26:00Speaker 3: same question to Jan Dre Jandre. He's pretty dumb, but
- 26:04Speaker 3: at least he has the sense to want to get
- 26:06Speaker 3: Serrie's opinion on the matter. So Jandre and Sirie they
- 26:09Speaker 3: go to sit in the hammock and then the hammock
- 26:12Speaker 3: could not handle it.
- 26:14Speaker 1: The hammock content this season has been top knocked. Yeah.
- 26:17Speaker 1: Can I give the Sea Award to the hammock? Uh,
- 26:25Speaker 1: joining Yeah, I like that.
- 26:27Speaker 6: I like that.
- 26:28Speaker 3: After they you know, fell on the floor, they did
- 26:31Speaker 3: get it fixed and then it was just Siri and
- 26:33Speaker 3: the hammock and Jndre and Tiff sitting on the floor.
- 26:36Speaker 6: And by the floor, you mean the ground, the ground whatever.
- 26:40Speaker 6: Some say that the the ground is the floor of
- 26:43Speaker 6: the earth, you know.
- 26:44Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, some say it.
- 26:45Speaker 3: You know, many people are saying.
- 26:47Speaker 1: Many people are saying.
- 26:48Speaker 2: But Si wants to stick with voting devins, who she
- 26:51Speaker 2: referred to as that slippery old sucker.
- 26:54Speaker 1: So let's go a tribal. Yeah, the first tribal man
- 26:58Speaker 1: is and I cannot stress you enough. This is forty
- 27:01Speaker 1: minutes into the episode.
- 27:02Speaker 3: Yeah, it was insane, and you got two X speeded it.
- 27:06Speaker 1: You got this tribal uh spoiled for you? Yeah? Yeah,
- 27:10Speaker 1: I did. I got a certain text from someone, uh
- 27:15Speaker 1: and uh it was brand and basically I didn't spoil
- 27:18Speaker 1: the devns. No no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry,
- 27:21Speaker 1: you spoiled, you spoiled, Soree. I thought you said you
- 27:24Speaker 1: got spoiled by Devans. I did, dude.
- 27:25Speaker 6: I literally opened up TikTok and it was like a
- 27:28Speaker 6: fan video of him going home, and I was like, what,
- 27:31Speaker 6: don't throw me under the bus.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Well, I'll throw you under the bus later. But that's
- 27:35Speaker 1: my question. Huh, what time were you opening TikTok?
- 27:38Speaker 6: I literally just opened it when I sat down this
- 27:40Speaker 6: morning and before I watched the episode, I like opened
- 27:44Speaker 6: it up because I had a notification. I opened it
- 27:46Speaker 6: up and on my front page it was a like
- 27:48Speaker 6: Fana the editors move quick. Yeah, sure, maybe they're a
- 27:52Speaker 6: West Coast watcher West Coasters.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:55Speaker 6: I don't know what's be going on, but it's just
- 27:57Speaker 6: what happens. And I thought, well, that's fine. It's not
- 27:59Speaker 6: my player. And I already know the other person going
- 28:02Speaker 6: home because Brand texted me last night so that I'll
- 28:06Speaker 6: explain it later. I'll explain it later.
- 28:08Speaker 3: Oh no, he's talking about Okay, okay, you know in
- 28:10Speaker 3: the business we call it a tease.
- 28:13Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no business like show business.
- 28:18Speaker 3: That's right, Uhi says, tonight is the usual suspects, the
- 28:23Speaker 3: usual conversation, the usual targets, and then Devin raised his
- 28:27Speaker 3: hand because he knows what that means. And then a
- 28:29Speaker 3: little bit later we get an emotional speech from Devon's
- 28:32Speaker 3: It was a nice moment for Devon's but it's time
- 28:34Speaker 3: to vote, and this just ind Rick Devans is eliminated
- 28:39Speaker 3: from surviving.
- 28:41Speaker 6: Yeah, to see it are getting left with the snoozefest people. Still,
- 28:47Speaker 6: That's what I don't understand.
- 28:49Speaker 1: That's just survivor, dude. I mean, that is how Survivor works.
- 28:53Speaker 1: You get to the end of the game. There's been
- 28:54Speaker 1: seasons in the past, old era seasons in the past
- 28:57Speaker 1: where you get to the final five and you're like,
- 28:59Speaker 1: the most unl likable, boring people possible are in the
- 29:02Speaker 1: final five.
- 29:04Speaker 5: It's a classic like we've we've made like we made
- 29:07Speaker 5: fun of Joe's season because they're like, when are they
- 29:09Speaker 5: gonna make a move?
- 29:10Speaker 1: Right, And we're like, oh, I can't believe we're making
- 29:12Speaker 1: a move. And then when they make moves, we're like,
- 29:14Speaker 1: I can't believe they made the move.
- 29:19Speaker 3: Just don't make the moves against the people will make
- 29:21Speaker 3: that make it move.
- 29:22Speaker 1: Just check with us first. I thought this was in
- 29:24Speaker 1: that end of the It's a very real strategy to
- 29:26Speaker 1: just be as boring as possible and you will slip
- 29:29Speaker 1: under the radar all the way to the end of
- 29:31Speaker 1: the game.
- 29:31Speaker 3: But Devns I think we can call him a bona
- 29:35Speaker 3: fide survivor legend and Hall of Famer.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Yes. I mean when he played his shot in the
- 29:40Speaker 1: dark in this tribal, I was like, if there is
- 29:42Speaker 1: anyone that is going to have the luck to pull
- 29:45Speaker 1: this off, it is Devon's. This would have been and
- 29:48Speaker 1: I don't think I'm exaggerating, if this would have done
- 29:52Speaker 1: safe and he would have got lucky for the third
- 29:54Speaker 1: time this season on the most crazy random flip of
- 29:58Speaker 1: a coin move, I would have been like this, this
- 30:00Speaker 1: has been the most exciting gameplay I've ever seen a survivor.
- 30:03Speaker 1: This guy is like a trickster god, just fumbling through
- 30:07Speaker 1: Fiji like Loki in a game of Smite. Nice.
- 30:10Speaker 3: I'm not gonna get into what happened on his first
- 30:13Speaker 3: season because Chase still needs to watch that.
- 30:15Speaker 1: Please. Do you like tricksters and low? Yeah, he's a
- 30:19Speaker 1: real Loki.
- 30:20Speaker 3: Yeah, he was phenomenal in his first season and then
- 30:22Speaker 3: for him to come back and and do the crazy antics,
- 30:26Speaker 3: but then to have the whole mister Beast thing happened.
- 30:29Speaker 1: That was the moment that we'll never forget. Yeah. I
- 30:33Speaker 1: like how Devin said that whoever wins the two million
- 30:35Speaker 1: dollars better take him out for a nice lunch because
- 30:38Speaker 1: they owe him a million of them. They sure do.
- 30:42Speaker 5: Do you think Devin's will win the award because of
- 30:48Speaker 5: what he did with getting the prize pull up to two?
- 30:51Speaker 1: Well, did everybody here vote? Everybody already voted? I voted.
- 30:54Speaker 3: I haven't, but I'm going to, and I'm going to
- 30:56Speaker 3: vote for for who should have it? But I know, Chase,
- 30:58Speaker 3: you voted for Ozzie, right.
- 31:01Speaker 1: That's right? Immediately, didn't even hesitate scan the QR code
- 31:04Speaker 1: sent him that million dollars, one hundred thousand dollars from CIA,
- 31:07Speaker 1: the Kia soul of pop stares, and uh yeah, he's
- 31:12Speaker 1: gonna use that one hundred thousand dollars help with his restaurant.
- 31:16Speaker 3: But he doesn't deserve it because he was a MOPI
- 31:18Speaker 3: dingis shut up.
- 31:19Speaker 1: I will I will find you. You know where I
- 31:22Speaker 1: live exactly, It'll be an easy find. Who'd you vote? Who?
- 31:26Speaker 1: You voting for PD I'm voting for Suri. Yeah, I
- 31:29Speaker 1: voted for Suri. Good Den's probably deserved. I'm gonna vote
- 31:34Speaker 1: for Devons, I think. Yeah.
- 31:36Speaker 3: I mean I had to do Ozzy because I have
- 31:38Speaker 3: a certain loyalty to him, but I think Devns would
- 31:40Speaker 3: have my second troll.
- 31:41Speaker 1: I think that the Devons will probably win.
- 31:43Speaker 5: Devn deserves one hundred thousand dollars worth of two million
- 31:46Speaker 5: dollars that he helped secure.
- 31:48Speaker 3: I don't know, people love Curise so much though, I know,
- 31:51Speaker 3: oh yeah, Suri will probably win it.
- 31:53Speaker 1: Uh, but I googled this. The tax that you have
- 31:57Speaker 1: to pull from two million dollar winnings is like six
- 32:01Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, so essentially a million of their
- 32:05Speaker 1: two million is going to the government and they even
- 32:08Speaker 1: play the game. It's not even worth of that. Yeah,
- 32:10Speaker 1: it's not even worth it. Don't even I didn't find
- 32:13Speaker 1: out though, from the Canadians in our live chat last night,
- 32:16Speaker 1: that if a Canadian wins Survivor, they don't pay income
- 32:19Speaker 1: tax on winnings. Wow, dang, so what happened? Can you
- 32:24Speaker 1: have free healthcare? Yeah, if you're really confident that you're
- 32:27Speaker 1: gonna win Survivor. You just move up.
- 32:30Speaker 6: You immigrate up to Canada, move to Canada, you get
- 32:32Speaker 6: a little tiny apartment, and then you go on Survivor.
- 32:36Speaker 1: Take those winnings. How about that You're onto something here, Jorne.
- 32:39Speaker 3: Now that there's a live finale, they can like the
- 32:42Speaker 3: three people who were in the finals, they can't do that.
- 32:45Speaker 3: They can quickly move to Canada.
- 32:47Speaker 6: Now you know who couldn't take that gamble is sire
- 32:52Speaker 6: And why is that just because she Why would she
- 32:55Speaker 6: ever think she was winning Survivor?
- 32:58Speaker 3: All right?
- 32:59Speaker 5: Can you all can can you all imagine if one
- 33:02Speaker 5: of the things that was in the hands of the fans,
- 33:04Speaker 5: if they said, Final five, you're gonna You're gonna have
- 33:10Speaker 5: Jonathan Young, Joe.
- 33:12Speaker 1: Tiff Aubrey Rizzo. Do you want that? How how many
- 33:17Speaker 1: people would vote yes? If if that was one of
- 33:20Speaker 1: the obvious in the hands of the fans. I don't
- 33:21Speaker 1: know if many people would. But again, I don't want
- 33:24Speaker 1: to speak negatively about this Final five. I mean Aubrey,
- 33:28Speaker 1: I'm rooting hard for Aubrey. I'm hard for It's just
- 33:32Speaker 1: the fact, I mean, you're always going to have some goats,
- 33:35Speaker 1: goats taken to the end and that in this piece
- 33:38Speaker 1: is jot though we also don't have any goats. You
- 33:43Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. That goats, but we don't have
- 33:48Speaker 1: any of the goats, you know what I'm saying. And
- 33:49Speaker 1: that was great, That was really great. Brand I don't
- 33:52Speaker 1: know if you know this, but that means greatest of
- 33:54Speaker 1: all time. Guys, guys, that means greatest of all time.
- 33:59Speaker 1: Can Quenki came out.
- 34:02Speaker 3: That means see they were going for a little like
- 34:04Speaker 3: double meaning that that means great double on TNDRA.
- 34:10Speaker 1: I think we're going on Ondre again. That okay, that
- 34:13Speaker 1: means because it's double. Yeah, I think everybody understood. Jonathan
- 34:16Speaker 1: is kind of what's next?
- 34:20Speaker 3: So what's next is that tiff is still upset that
- 34:23Speaker 3: Rizzo has an idol and is skating his way to
- 34:26Speaker 3: the time. But Aubrey says, we're getting to the stage
- 34:30Speaker 3: of the game where you're thinking about who you want
- 34:32Speaker 3: to sit at the end with. And Aubrey is concerned
- 34:34Speaker 3: about Tiffy time.
- 34:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't blame her. Tiffany's played a good game.
- 34:38Speaker 2: Tiffy Time.
- 34:40Speaker 3: She thinks tiff is way too likable and she's got
- 34:43Speaker 3: to go. And then Jandre leaks that to Rizzo that
- 34:46Speaker 3: that Tiff wants Rizzo out of the game, and now
- 34:48Speaker 3: Rizzo very much wants Tiff out of the game as well.
- 34:51Speaker 3: Rizzo tells Si that he wants Tiff out and SI says,
- 34:54Speaker 3: what if Tiff wins immunity And Rizzo said, I don't know.
- 34:57Speaker 3: I think it'll be her anyway.
- 34:58Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes, I don't know, and she what do
- 35:00Speaker 1: you mean you don't know?
- 35:02Speaker 3: And with that we go to the second challenge time
- 35:04Speaker 3: with Chase.
- 35:06Speaker 1: Yeah, it is every two times two times. Wait, fifty
- 35:22Speaker 1: it's just Scooby dodeh whoa like the going like like Scoob,
- 35:33Speaker 1: It's time for Survivor fifty man, it's the immunity Challenge.
- 35:39Speaker 1: Pretty good. Huh, pretty good, and I'm a little sick.
- 35:43Speaker 2: Uh.
- 35:44Speaker 1: We get a classic Survivor Uh. We haven't seen a
- 35:47Speaker 1: lot of it this season, but we get an obstacle
- 35:49Speaker 1: course for an individual immunity And I actually didn't mind
- 35:53Speaker 1: it this time because it hasn't been every single individual
- 35:55Speaker 1: immunity challenge is a obstacle course. But the main part
- 35:59Speaker 1: of this obstacle course is a challenge that strikes fear
- 36:02Speaker 1: in the hearts of the big dumb dumbs, the one
- 36:06Speaker 1: that you know got fun. Betralle might have uh sunk
- 36:11Speaker 1: into the heart of Joe and the others. The end
- 36:14Speaker 1: of this challenge is where you have to do the
- 36:16Speaker 1: puzzle arch where you have to spell a word. You
- 36:19Speaker 1: don't know what the word is on this one, as
- 36:20Speaker 1: opposed to the last one where you know it's immunity,
- 36:23Speaker 1: and you not only do you have to keep it
- 36:24Speaker 1: up in the arch, but you have to spell it correctly.
- 36:27Speaker 1: Spelling it correctly proves to be the hard part for
- 36:29Speaker 1: everyone involved. You gotta do it on the both sides. Yes,
- 36:33Speaker 1: that's the tricky part. And and we get to that part.
- 36:38Speaker 1: None of it's very exciting until we get to this part.
- 36:40Speaker 5: I will say really quickly though, the survivor teeter totter
- 36:43Speaker 5: thing always no survivor challenge or thing that is in
- 36:49Speaker 5: a challenge makes me like cringe, like my back hurts
- 36:54Speaker 5: looking at it.
- 36:55Speaker 1: And I kind of got fucked up in there.
- 36:57Speaker 3: I watched that, and I'm like, I want to do it.
- 36:59Speaker 1: Uh, it looks fun to be young again, but it
- 37:03Speaker 1: does like I was worried for Suri when she got
- 37:06Speaker 1: kind of stuck in there, but she did. But nothing
- 37:07Speaker 1: super interesting until we get to the end. The first
- 37:10Speaker 1: two that get to the puzzle is Joe and John Dre.
- 37:13Speaker 1: They look at each other and they go, what's the word? Like,
- 37:15Speaker 1: right away, what's the worst? What's the word?
- 37:17Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't tyranny of them realizing it's inconceivable,
- 37:21Speaker 3: and then they can't conceive how dude.
- 37:24Speaker 1: Yes, Joe goes, it's inconceivable, and I was like, look
- 37:27Speaker 1: at Joe, way to go, Joe. And then and then
- 37:30Speaker 1: Johnny goes, but how do you spell it? And Joe goes,
- 37:32Speaker 1: I don't know, it's inconceivable. Also when he said it's inconceivable,
- 37:37Speaker 1: I said, that's inconceivable. Why that's such a random word? Yeah,
- 37:42Speaker 1: but it's something like survivor related right, immunity? Well what
- 37:50Speaker 1: was got fun? But trally I don't remember, but it's
- 37:54Speaker 1: something like that. But anyway, so they're the first ones there.
- 37:58Speaker 1: They cannot figure it out, but slowly but surely, everyone
- 38:01Speaker 1: else starts showing up to the puzzle and they all
- 38:04Speaker 1: immediately start working together. I was confused. Everyone watching live
- 38:09Speaker 1: was confused Joe or not Joe. Jeff was angry about it.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Jeff was not pleased with how everyone was talking to
- 38:16Speaker 1: each other trying to figure it out and solve it.
- 38:18Speaker 1: Aubrey was too focused on helping other people than to
- 38:21Speaker 1: actually work on the puzzle herself. Meanwhile, off to the
- 38:23Speaker 1: side is Tiffany. It's Tiffany's not worried about the chaos
- 38:28Speaker 1: that's ensuing because apparently this was a group game, and
- 38:31Speaker 1: she manages to figure it out before anybody else. Jeff
- 38:34Speaker 1: makes it like a point to call this out and goes,
- 38:37Speaker 1: Tiffany was the only one not trying to help each other,
- 38:41Speaker 1: and that's why she won the game. Good for you, Tiffany.
- 38:43Speaker 1: What was up with that? Yeah? What what's going on?
- 38:47Speaker 1: What they had already? They all agreed any any anybody
- 38:51Speaker 1: but tiff So we were we shown that and I
- 38:54Speaker 1: just missed that? Or is this not in the edit? It?
- 38:57Speaker 5: I mean the scramble beforehand, Yeah, was basically like what
- 39:02Speaker 5: we gotta we gotta get tough, we gotta get t right.
- 39:05Speaker 1: So the subtexts that they decided let's all work together.
- 39:09Speaker 5: Basically at some point somebody must have said it, right, like, hey,
- 39:12Speaker 5: let's just make sure it doesn't like, let's just work together.
- 39:14Speaker 5: Whoever gets their first or whatever, I'm sure we just
- 39:17Speaker 5: didn't say it, but you know, shout out to mcgirl, tiff.
- 39:22Speaker 1: I love her.
- 39:22Speaker 5: I've never doubted her and shout out to I before
- 39:25Speaker 5: except after.
- 39:27Speaker 1: See because I saw her spelling and I was like, no, no,
- 39:32Speaker 1: and I was like that, I did just say, so,
- 39:36Speaker 1: you know what, shout out, shout out. But they didn't
- 39:38Speaker 1: even know that over there, the big dumb dude dude,
- 39:41Speaker 1: they did not. That was so funny though, watching Jandre
- 39:45Speaker 1: and Joe look at each other and be like, we
- 39:46Speaker 1: know the word, but how do you spell it?
- 39:50Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, got fun. Betralle was unforgettable.
- 39:54Speaker 1: Ah, well, it is pretty forgettable. I guess. Yeah, yeah,
- 39:58Speaker 1: I guess, just like I before e inconceivable. Yep.
- 40:02Speaker 3: Now, let me play Jonathan's little song.
- 40:04Speaker 1: Where is that? Maybe I hear the blueser call in
- 40:11Speaker 1: Toss Salad and scramble Tribe.
- 40:18Speaker 3: Okay, so I warned you guys for this. I I
- 40:22Speaker 3: recorded this last night. I don't remember what's on it,
- 40:26Speaker 3: and it's probably gonna be long.
- 40:28Speaker 2: Oh no, I apologize, Hello, Mergis and fellow podcast hosts.
- 40:36Speaker 3: Normally I do the challenge bit or this, I mean.
- 40:39Speaker 1: Excuse me.
- 40:40Speaker 3: The Chase is a challenge bit.
- 40:41Speaker 1: Fuck, I'm so stupid.
- 40:43Speaker 2: Normally I do the tribal scramble bit on the pod
- 40:47Speaker 2: like when I'm on it, but I figured it is
- 40:50Speaker 2: so painful.
- 40:52Speaker 1: I'll do it live.
- 40:54Speaker 2: I'll get it out of the way. I know everybody's
- 40:56Speaker 2: probably thinking. Everybody's asking, PD, have you been drinking? Are
- 41:02Speaker 2: you gonna make a fool of yourself on the show
- 41:04Speaker 2: like your buddy Chase after his beloved Ozzie went home
- 41:09Speaker 2: and like, yeah, I've been drinking, but unlike Chase, I
- 41:15Speaker 2: can hold my liquor.
- 41:17Speaker 3: All right, So let's talk about this scramble.
- 41:20Speaker 2: So fuck what happened Aubrey? Aubrey wanted to tip out
- 41:25Speaker 2: of the game, but she wasted her time helping Joe,
- 41:29Speaker 2: which was stupid.
- 41:31Speaker 3: So he's gonna help the guy who can't spell.
- 41:33Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
- 41:33Speaker 3: I know He's just like, yeah, I don't want to
- 41:36Speaker 3: be insensitive.
- 41:38Speaker 2: But yeah, So she's gotta pivot. And then she says,
- 41:41Speaker 2: there's only one logical answer.
- 41:43Speaker 3: There's time for suren to go. Is is that logical?
- 41:50Speaker 1: Is that?
- 41:51Speaker 3: Does that make sense? I mean I get that it
- 41:53Speaker 3: makes sense, but is it? But is it right?
- 41:56Speaker 1: Is it the is it's not.
- 42:03Speaker 2: Oh it's not okay, okay, So Aubrey says, if Si
- 42:08Speaker 2: sais in the final three, she wins. Rizzou agrees, and
- 42:11Speaker 2: he says, if he's at the end of Sien that
- 42:13Speaker 2: she she clean sweeps it.
- 42:15Speaker 3: But you can't.
- 42:17Speaker 2: But you can't let sri get wain into any of
- 42:19Speaker 2: this because there is like the mafia, the bopya Okay,
- 42:26Speaker 2: so Tiff and Sarira in the hammock, and Tiff s SERI,
- 42:29Speaker 2: do you think Rizzo will try to preserve his idol?
- 42:32Speaker 3: And Sari basically says like, I don't. I don't give
- 42:34Speaker 3: a fuck what Rizzo does with that idol.
- 42:36Speaker 2: I just need them to not vote me because three
- 42:38Speaker 2: knows they're all gonna vote her because she's the best. Oh,
- 42:43Speaker 2: so Sarien, she tries to flip it to Aubrey. She
- 42:46Speaker 2: tells Jandre that that that idiot that the Aubrey leaked
- 42:50Speaker 2: the Tiffany plan and there's a plan that Rizzo told
- 42:55Speaker 2: Sria about. And Serene tells Jan Dre that Aubrey told
- 42:58Speaker 2: her that, and then Jan Drey and Joe seemed to
- 43:00Speaker 2: be convinced by the baby.
- 43:02Speaker 3: Aubrey's gonna go home.
- 43:04Speaker 2: But that's not what happened.
- 43:08Speaker 1: You know.
- 43:08Speaker 2: When Mike was talking to Suri in the preseason interview,
- 43:15Speaker 2: he said something like.
- 43:17Speaker 4: That, now, Serien, Suri, I know you played a lot
- 43:23Speaker 4: of other stuff, and Suri she said, yeah, I've played
- 43:28Speaker 4: a lot of other stuff, but I I want to
- 43:32Speaker 4: marry Survivor. I want to settle down and marry Survivor.
- 43:36Speaker 3: And you know what that included.
- 43:37Speaker 2: That included getting a ring, that included getting a title,
- 43:41Speaker 2: and now she's never gonna get any of that.
- 43:43Speaker 3: And I want to kill myself, all right, and that
- 43:46Speaker 3: concludes the scramble.
- 43:48Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been there, man, I know exactly how you're feeling.
- 43:52Speaker 1: I couldn't help.
- 43:52Speaker 6: But notice she said Seria is the best, but do
- 43:55Speaker 6: you feel like that's reserved for winners.
- 44:01Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick him while he's down, you know. Yeah
- 44:03Speaker 1: that was rough, man. I don't know. Don't do PD
- 44:05Speaker 1: like that. Man, This is a hard time for a
- 44:07Speaker 1: lot of people. All make sense. Hypd is at home
- 44:09Speaker 1: today though, Yeah, he hung over.
- 44:11Speaker 3: I gotta let it out of control. Last night.
- 44:14Speaker 1: I thought he was home because he was representing where
- 44:16Speaker 1: Surrie went after the man, Jonathan, you're on fire. Boys.
- 44:24Speaker 1: I woke up today. Yeah, show off that couch, p D,
- 44:27Speaker 1: show off that couch.
- 44:29Speaker 3: We'll move out of the way, but it's what we
- 44:31Speaker 3: gonna follow me.
- 44:33Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, because for some reason b D has some
- 44:35Speaker 1: insade camera move that we don't have.
- 44:38Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just let's get into it. Siri, she was
- 44:42Speaker 3: a unanimous vote and she's eliminated from Survivor fifty SI said, well, Jeff,
- 44:48Speaker 3: can I say can I? I can't even get through this.
- 44:52Speaker 1: He asked it, he said, do you want to say it?
- 44:55Speaker 1: You know?
- 44:56Speaker 3: But Syria at first she said, well, Jeff, can I
- 44:58Speaker 3: just say thank you for some of the best years
- 45:01Speaker 3: of my life. I'm forever grateful for what Survivor has
- 45:03Speaker 3: done for me. I don't even have the words to
- 45:06Speaker 3: express how grateful and thankful I am to find out
- 45:08Speaker 3: there's so much more to life than what I knew
- 45:10Speaker 3: from sitting on my couch and watching TV. So I
- 45:12Speaker 3: want to thank you. I want to get a hug.
- 45:15Speaker 3: And then Jeff prompts Serena to say, well, Jeff, I
- 45:17Speaker 3: think the tribe is spoken.
- 45:20Speaker 1: I was gonna be pissed if we didn't get another
- 45:21Speaker 1: couch mentions. Can I thank God? Really? Couch missions. He's like,
- 45:28Speaker 1: I need more couch content.
- 45:31Speaker 6: I do want to say, I know I've been posing
- 45:33Speaker 6: myself in as a Suri hater, right, I want to
- 45:39Speaker 6: at least come clean and say that I think Suri
- 45:42Speaker 6: is is wonderful, and I think that the reason she's
- 45:47Speaker 6: so wonderful is that she is the most normal person
- 45:51Speaker 6: on the cast. Like when you watch her play and
- 45:53Speaker 6: you're like, this this person I feel like I could
- 45:56Speaker 6: get along with, and I feel like she's just just
- 45:59Speaker 6: the most normal person in the greatest way possible. And
- 46:04Speaker 6: I think that once again that kind of is why
- 46:07Speaker 6: she hasn't won, is because people like her so much. Yeah,
- 46:11Speaker 6: and you can feel that that isn't just her putting on.
- 46:15Speaker 6: It's just that she is so dang likable in general,
- 46:19Speaker 6: like interviews, whatever. And so I know I've been a
- 46:22Speaker 6: certified serie hater, but I gotta confess I teared up
- 46:26Speaker 6: when she was giving her a little speech and leaving
- 46:28Speaker 6: this episode. So I'm not spoiled for you, Yeah, let
- 46:31Speaker 6: me uh, Yeah, it was spoiled for me. It was
- 46:34Speaker 6: spoiled for me by brand and I'll uh, I'll explain
- 46:38Speaker 6: why here in a little bit.
- 46:39Speaker 1: Still, I don't want to. You want me to do
- 46:43Speaker 1: it now?
- 46:43Speaker 6: Well, uh, well, let's just say that Brand texted me,
- 46:49Speaker 6: and I'm gonna read it word for word.
- 46:51Speaker 1: I think I understand what's happened.
- 46:55Speaker 6: I yeah, Brand text, I mean he said, I'm probably
- 47:01Speaker 6: gonna try to do something sort of see a song
- 47:04Speaker 6: for circle tomorrow morning. Now that if you read that,
- 47:09Speaker 6: you're like, this is quite a What time it was
- 47:12Speaker 6: nine thirty PM?
- 47:13Speaker 1: I thought it was after ten?
- 47:18Speaker 6: Brand?
- 47:18Speaker 1: Did you watch Thatsode liveless?
- 47:19Speaker 5: I was catching up. I was like, I wrapped close
- 47:23Speaker 5: to whatever, and then I just chose not to come
- 47:25Speaker 5: up being.
- 47:25Speaker 6: The person that I am where I can analyze a
- 47:28Speaker 6: text like this and understand what he's saying.
- 47:31Speaker 4: Uh.
- 47:31Speaker 6: When I see the words circle out of context, I'm like,
- 47:34Speaker 6: you know what, circle could have been auto corrected from
- 47:38Speaker 6: Serene And so I said, hey, don't tell me who
- 47:41Speaker 6: goes home? I'm not watching live And he responded and said, oh, well,
- 47:44Speaker 6: could be anyone.
- 47:48Speaker 3: Know usually autocorrects to cutie.
- 47:51Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, I just went straight circle. I did
- 47:57Speaker 1: come up with a circle song. Let's sort of a
- 48:01Speaker 1: song for a circle is.
- 48:02Speaker 5: This is a song inspired by Cia Suria Siria inspired
- 48:09Speaker 5: by Sire using Sia out of you know, the k
- 48:17Speaker 5: because if we can vote for the Sea Award award.
- 48:20Speaker 6: So I just felt right, and we told we told
- 48:22Speaker 6: uh we told Sea later in this episode, so again,
- 48:27Speaker 6: all right, well here's this.
- 48:30Speaker 1: Tonight. Tonight Tiff goes home. Uh oh. Turns out she
- 48:35Speaker 1: can spell and conceivable, conceive a. It's okay, will send
- 48:43Speaker 1: Aubrey home or maybe John A, maybe Joe or Riz out.
- 48:48Speaker 1: Please vote for Zo No not Suri, not Suri, No,
- 48:55Speaker 1: not Suri, not Surien No, not Suri, non Suri. You know.
- 49:00Speaker 1: Turns out bristles o rids.
- 49:05Speaker 7: You can't s We just swim Survivor fifty. When Suvada fifty,
- 49:16Speaker 7: you can't senate. We just swim Survivor fifty. He went
- 49:22Speaker 7: Survada fifty.
- 49:24Speaker 1: She held our Fortay life and they ended it all
- 49:28Speaker 1: in one night.
- 49:30Speaker 5: Now there's not a single dry eye you'll be chambered
- 49:33Speaker 5: for in Final five.
- 49:35Speaker 7: In Final five, you can't sat. We just swim Survivor fifty.
- 49:44Speaker 7: When Survada fifty, get me out off of the couch.
- 49:49Speaker 1: And we all thought that she did enough.
- 49:52Speaker 7: Owen wrizzle, she pulled her trust miscol Nalley is gonna
- 49:56Speaker 7: be rough, gonna be rough, you can't swim?
- 50:11Speaker 1: Were wondering you really hit those Yeah, you were going
- 50:13Speaker 1: was all set up? And what I do want to
- 50:15Speaker 1: make this abundantly clear. I recorded that chorus once and
- 50:19Speaker 1: I loved that sucker. Okay, I ain't saying that chorus
- 50:24Speaker 1: five times, Get out of here, question out, sir. I
- 50:28Speaker 1: like that.
- 50:28Speaker 6: You did a little like Michael Jackson tribute with Survive
- 50:31Speaker 6: the fifty.
- 50:32Speaker 1: He know.
- 50:36Speaker 3: What time is it? Uh, it's eleven thirty. We've done
- 50:40Speaker 3: under an hour. What do you want to do? Read
- 50:41Speaker 3: a review? You want to read? Let me pull some
- 50:45Speaker 3: for the field time.
- 50:46Speaker 1: Somehow we no one's making us go an hour.
- 50:51Speaker 3: But every episode we've done my time with you guys
- 50:54Speaker 3: just putting the gun at the We're sad? Are we
- 50:58Speaker 3: We're sad?
- 50:59Speaker 1: And they rushed.
- 51:00Speaker 5: Yes, I'll use this as a while while you're trying
- 51:04Speaker 5: to put a review. The finale is next week. We
- 51:07Speaker 5: are going to be live in the Patreon right after
- 51:10Speaker 5: the finale to record a finale episode, so if you
- 51:13Speaker 5: want to support the show, and also we don't record
- 51:19Speaker 5: live for everybody often, right, and so this is a
- 51:23Speaker 5: fun way to cap off fifty. So come and hang
- 51:26Speaker 5: out and it'll be a lot of fun. We're gonna
- 51:29Speaker 5: watch it together. Yeah, we are, everybody.
- 51:32Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at a random hotel in northern Virginia. Yeah.
- 51:36Speaker 6: So if anyone wants to show up and watch Survive, yeah,
- 51:40Speaker 6: yeah to all our.
- 51:41Speaker 1: Listeners in Virginia, let's get a watch party. No, here's
- 51:44Speaker 1: my plan.
- 51:45Speaker 6: You said if the Wi Fi is good, Well, I
- 51:48Speaker 6: also have the Riverside app on my phone, so even
- 51:52Speaker 6: if the WiFi is bad, I got to back up
- 51:54Speaker 6: play boys.
- 51:55Speaker 1: Nice. Wow, nice? What if the service is about Yeah?
- 51:59Speaker 1: What if it that's the case, then I'm driving to
- 52:03Speaker 1: Green No, thank you. I don't know.
- 52:07Speaker 6: I don't know if if that goes bad, I'm gonna
- 52:09Speaker 6: get a voice note together and I'm gonna send it as.
- 52:12Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna hold my phone in the air and
- 52:14Speaker 1: send it. It'll be all right. This is a review
- 52:16Speaker 1: from Sunshine Pancake Princess. I hope that we would hear
- 52:19Speaker 1: from Finally five Stars Best Survivor recap show. These guys
- 52:23Speaker 1: really go off the rails sometimes, but I look forward
- 52:26Speaker 1: to their ridiculous analysis every week. By far, the best
- 52:29Speaker 1: Survivor pod out there. Thank you, Sunshine Pancake Princess.
- 52:32Speaker 6: I would love to hear one one star review.
- 52:35Speaker 1: I don't know if we haven't had any.
- 52:37Speaker 3: We have them, but they're not written.
- 52:39Speaker 1: We have one, and I think that that was I
- 52:42Speaker 1: think that was.
- 52:45Speaker 3: Rob was just trying to even the playing field a
- 52:47Speaker 3: little bit because we are flawed.
- 52:48Speaker 1: Does he does he have a lot of one? I
- 52:51Speaker 1: don't know. I'll go look past one star review, just
- 53:00Speaker 1: go around and make let's go around and make our
- 53:04Speaker 1: final three prediction and our winner prediction. We'll start with you, Joan,
- 53:08Speaker 1: because you'll probably be the most wrong. Wait say that again. Sorry,
- 53:12Speaker 1: I'd like just the final three prediction and winner prediction.
- 53:17Speaker 6: Final three prediction. I think that I think Joe unfortunately
- 53:23Speaker 6: might be in that final three. I think Rizzo might
- 53:28Speaker 6: be in that final three. And I think, uh man,
- 53:34Speaker 6: I don't know, John Durrey. I think it might be
- 53:36Speaker 6: honestly the weirdest final three. Aubrey. Actually, I'm gonna say Joe,
- 53:43Speaker 6: Aubrey and Rizzo, and you think.
- 53:48Speaker 1: And then who do you think? So you think rizz
- 53:49Speaker 1: is gonna win?
- 53:51Speaker 6: If if it's those three, I think Aubrey takes it, Okay,
- 53:57Speaker 6: I actually agree with John one. I think that it's
- 54:00Speaker 6: Uh Aubrey Rizzo. Joe Aubrey wins. I'm gonna go pity
- 54:09Speaker 6: go ahead.
- 54:10Speaker 3: Are we all gonna say the same thing?
- 54:12Speaker 1: Are we? You can? Yeah, I'll switch mine up, but
- 54:14Speaker 1: I to make it clear, I agree with both of you,
- 54:17Speaker 1: but I'll switch it up just for the sake of
- 54:20Speaker 1: entertainment sake, and I will say we're gonna get Joe
- 54:22Speaker 1: jan Dre Rizzo Rizzo wins. Yeah, I think Aubrey's the
- 54:25Speaker 1: winner as well. I was just trying to switch it
- 54:27Speaker 1: up for leaned towards her too.
- 54:30Speaker 3: So she's got the only story out of the people left.
- 54:34Speaker 3: The one wrinkle is like, how does she get there?
- 54:36Speaker 1: Right? Is she gonna win final immunity pick with her?
- 54:40Speaker 3: Or she could win fire making if there's fire making,
- 54:44Speaker 3: I'm assuming there's If she wins.
- 54:47Speaker 6: If she wins immunity, who do you think she takes
- 54:49Speaker 6: with her? You think?
- 54:53Speaker 1: You really?
- 54:54Speaker 3: I think the Rizzo is incapable of getting voted out
- 54:58Speaker 3: if Tiffany doesn't win immunity. You think Tiffany is the
- 55:00Speaker 3: final five elimination?
- 55:02Speaker 1: Probably? Yeah, they already don't really trust her like her
- 55:06Speaker 1: opinion or so.
- 55:07Speaker 3: Then if she does win immunity, who's eliminated Jan Dre
- 55:11Speaker 3: maybe or Joe or Joe, But I don't know. I
- 55:15Speaker 3: think everybody wants to take Joe with them. Yeah, because
- 55:17Speaker 3: Jandre has actually made some moves.
- 55:19Speaker 1: Yeah, and everyone Joe's season where he has the worst
- 55:22Speaker 1: performance at Final Tribal of all time. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
- 55:25Speaker 1: that's true.
- 55:26Speaker 3: And this is not a one star review of another show.
- 55:30Speaker 3: But there I did find a comment is completely randomly.
- 55:34Speaker 3: I was watching a video about Survivor and it came
- 55:37Speaker 3: across a comment. I'm not going to say what show
- 55:39Speaker 3: this is left on, but essentially it was somebody being like,
- 55:43Speaker 3: these people, their takes are terrible, and uh, don't waste
- 55:46Speaker 3: your time with this podcast. If you want to listen
- 55:49Speaker 3: to idiots, listen to Making the Merge, who are at
- 55:51Speaker 3: least funny, enjoyable idiots.
- 55:56Speaker 6: Really, we're really pitting home runs here, guys.
- 55:59Speaker 1: Beatie sent me that, and it made me laugh so
- 56:01Speaker 1: hard that they didn't compliment us. They just said, look,
- 56:06Speaker 1: if you want to listen to idiots, there are better
- 56:08Speaker 1: idiots out there, and there it's still a bad show. Yeah,
- 56:12Speaker 1: it's made the merge and they're better idiots than the
- 56:14Speaker 1: other idiot. It's still a bad show, but you should
- 56:16Speaker 1: listen to it. You're about to hear some ads that
- 56:31Speaker 1: helped keep the lights on here in the old studio.
- 56:34Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, or don't listen. It's really up to you.
- 56:38Speaker 1: At this point. It is at the end of the show.
- 56:40Speaker 1: I mean, you're listening to me Hi. But here they come.
- 56:43Speaker 1: I promised they're coming. Yep, here they are. Happy Day.