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Dolphin Attack 911 | Friday! August 30, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to believe your worries outside. You come
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  Speaker 1: laugh with us inside the Treehouse. Daniel Malley along with
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  Speaker 1: Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma on a fred Day. Hell yeah,
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  Speaker 1: August thirtieth, twenty twenty four. Today we will of course
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  Speaker 1: cover major birthdays because it's what we do on Fridays.
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  Speaker 1: Celebrity birthdays, yay. I'm also going to tell you guys
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: about beaver bombing, although Trey's the one that found the story,
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  Speaker 1: incented to me, so really it's just going to be
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  Speaker 1: telling you Raj about beaver bombing and what that could
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  Speaker 1: possibly be. But before we can get to either of
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  Speaker 1: those items, we must first pay homage to something we
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  Speaker 1: discussed earlier in the week, because it is coming back
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  Speaker 1: to haunt us. You'd think it would be the treehouse,
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  Speaker 1: toilet wine or the hot bottle of ditch gin, but
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  Speaker 1: those have not yet come back to haunt us quite yet. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about Suzu, the sex pest horny dolphin terrorizing
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  Speaker 1: the beaches and the vacationers of Central Japan. Told you
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  Speaker 1: guys a couple of days ago about Suzu in an
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  Speaker 1: article titled Impossible Love. Of course, Actually, now would I
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  Speaker 1: say it. I feel like it's missing something. I'd even
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  Speaker 1: my music that I spent so much time recording onto
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  Speaker 1: my machine, impossible love. Suzu the sex pest Dolphin strikes.
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  Speaker 2: Fear into Japan. So we told you about Suzu the
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  Speaker 2: sex best Dolphin, right, and.
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  Speaker 3: You know that's really got to be scary, you know,
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  Speaker 3: if it strikes fear in the culture that invented BUKACKI.
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  Speaker 4: I was not ready for that, Raj.
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  Speaker 1: If you think you weren't ready for that, then you
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  Speaker 1: really are not.
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  Speaker 5: He was gonna say sushi or like dolphin free nets what.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys are just used to
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  Speaker 4: hearing that reference throwing around.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Raj. If you weren't ready for that,
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  Speaker 1: and you're really not going to be ready for what's next.
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  Speaker 1: I told you about Suzu the sex past horny Dolphin
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  Speaker 1: in a news article earlier this week. Turns out, after
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  Speaker 1: doing a little more investigating, there's not only more to
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  Speaker 1: the story, but there's been some anecdotal evidence of Suzu's exploits.
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  Speaker 1: I am, of course, referring to evidence of the nine
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  Speaker 1: to one one emergency call variety Oh no, wow, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Japan has its own emergency services line, and there have
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  Speaker 1: been you know, as we said the other day, there
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  Speaker 1: have been like I think there've been twenty hang on,
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  Speaker 1: there's been over twenty attacks by Suzu the horn doin
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  Speaker 1: in central Japan. And this is just one of the
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  Speaker 1: nine to one one calls that were placed to report.
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  Speaker 6: What's your emergency?
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  Speaker 7: I think it was just assaulted by a dolphin.
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  Speaker 6: Do you mean an actual dolphin or an NFL player
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  Speaker 6: from the Miami Dolphins.
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  Speaker 7: An actual dolphin?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, got it. Got to make sure I checked the
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  Speaker 6: right box for statistical reporting to the NFL.
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  Speaker 7: You report this stuff to the NFL.
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  Speaker 6: Mm hmm. We had to keep track of attacks on
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  Speaker 6: the public by Miami Dolphins players compared to actual dolphins.
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  Speaker 6: It's court boarded. I think you know which one's more common.
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  Speaker 6: So back to your emergency. What do you mean you
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  Speaker 6: think you were assaulted by a dolphin?
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  Speaker 7: Well, it's my first time, so I'm not really sure.
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  Speaker 6: Cape did it yell at.
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  Speaker 1: You or I always forget to bring this up, so
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  Speaker 1: I'll mention it in the middle of it. Here we
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  Speaker 1: have to disguise the voices of the victims that call in.
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  Speaker 1: We have to protect their anonymity or, in this case,
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  Speaker 1: their innocence or guilty.
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  Speaker 6: Assaulted by a dolphin.
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  Speaker 7: Well, it's my first time, so I'm not really sure.
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  Speaker 6: In cave did it yell at you or shout at you?
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  Speaker 7: It made a noise like flipper, but I don't know
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  Speaker 7: if that's yelling O cave?
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  Speaker 6: Did it push you or did it shove you?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Did it punch you?
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  Speaker 7: It doesn't have hands, so no, it didn't punch me.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Well that answers my follow up question. If it
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  Speaker 6: fistied you, did it bite you a little bit? Did
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  Speaker 6: you bite it back? No? Okay, good?
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  Speaker 7: Good?
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  Speaker 6: That is good. Biting is how dolphins get consent. If
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  Speaker 6: you had bitten back, this would be a very different
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  Speaker 6: type of call where I send the police to arrest
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  Speaker 6: you for being a dolphin.
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  Speaker 7: If you know about inner species consent.
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  Speaker 6: Sure do they teach us a lot here and I
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  Speaker 6: also watch a lot of YouTube. So what happened after
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  Speaker 6: the dolphin bit you?
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  Speaker 7: It mounted me?
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  Speaker 6: The dolphin mounted you? Mm hmmm? Were you face upper
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  Speaker 6: face down? Does it matter? I'm trying to draw a
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  Speaker 6: picture for the breakroom fridge, so yes, it matters.
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  Speaker 4: Face up, not to submit to court, to submit to
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  Speaker 4: the breakroom.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's it's a little things that'll get you
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  Speaker 1: through a shift as a nine operator.
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  Speaker 6: Bit you mounted me, the dolphin mounted you? Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 6: Were you face upper face down? Does it matter? I'm
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  Speaker 6: trying to draw a picture for the breakroom fridge, so
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  Speaker 6: yes it matters. Face upper, face down?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I was trying to crawl away, so face down
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  Speaker 7: h nice?
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  Speaker 6: Okay? And where did this happen?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think this is for the breakroom. I think
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  Speaker 4: this is for a scrap book on.
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  Speaker 7: Fast though.
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  Speaker 6: Face down nice? Okay? And where did this happen? On
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  Speaker 6: a boat or on the beach?
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  Speaker 7: On the beach?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, sort of a from here to eternity kind of thing,
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  Speaker 6: very romantic, not for me. Well did you try hitting it?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Would you say you flogged it the dolphin? Yes?
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  Speaker 7: I guess you could say.
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  Speaker 6: Though. Did you pull its cheek with your finger?
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  Speaker 7: Maybe?
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  Speaker 6: Did you try putting your hand in its mouth?
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  Speaker 8: Really?
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  Speaker 6: Really far?
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  Speaker 7: It all happened so fast, but yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 6: Did you try sticking your finger in its blowhole? Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, I definitely did that.
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  Speaker 6: So you tried everything?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: M And after you tried all that, what happened?
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  Speaker 7: It started humping me faster.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this all makes sense, It does. M that's just
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  Speaker 6: some like choking. In fact, everything you've described is a
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  Speaker 6: turn on for dolphins. They're really into that beadsm they are. Yep,
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  Speaker 6: what do you think that d and BDSM stands for?
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  Speaker 7: I thought it was for domination.
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  Speaker 6: Nope, you're wrong, it's dolphin. Did you and the dolphin
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  Speaker 6: have a safe word?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 6: No, that's pretty risky. You should always have a safe word.
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  Speaker 6: But you definitely dominated that dolphin. Where are you now?
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  Speaker 7: I'm here at the beach.
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  Speaker 6: You're still at the beach?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? Why?
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  Speaker 6: Why? Because who in their right mind would stick around
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  Speaker 6: at the scene of an attack. This isn't an emergency.
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  Speaker 6: You're just bragging about getting by a dolphin.
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  Speaker 7: No, I'm not. He assaulted me.
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  Speaker 6: Oh really? Well, according to my notes and this drawing
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  Speaker 6: I'm working on, you fish hooked, gags, choked and flocked
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  Speaker 6: this dolphin. But did he finish well?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it's condo all.
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  Speaker 6: Over my legs, anywhere else, my arms and a little
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  Speaker 6: I knew it, dolphin Bukakis. Is the dolphins still there?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? Great?
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  Speaker 1: Minds think alike.
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  Speaker 4: Right, that's gonna be a new category on porn hub.
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  Speaker 1: M M, that's cute that you think it's a new one.
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  Speaker 4: We don't get it in Texas, so I wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 1: One last little bit.
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  Speaker 7: Here, well yeah, I mean it's condo all.
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  Speaker 6: Over my legs, anywhere else my arms, and a little
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  Speaker 6: on my shoes. I knew it. Dolphin Bukki is the
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  Speaker 6: dolphins still there?
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  Speaker 7: Yo?
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  Speaker 6: And what's he doing smoking a cigarette?
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  Speaker 1: Suzu the sex pest dolphin terrorizing the beaches of Japan.
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  Speaker 1: So you've been warned.
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  Speaker 4: I love neither of these two people had Japanese accents.
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  Speaker 9: That would be wrong, Ra, that would be the wrong part.
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  Speaker 8: M all right, let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Today is Fred Day, August thirtieth, twenty twenty four. It's
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: holiday weekend. You got Labor day and to celebrate, we've
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  Speaker 1: got birthdays from One Direction. Liam Payne is thirty one
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  Speaker 1: today from Glee and Scream Queens. Leah Michelle turns thirty eight.
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  Speaker 1: The guy that played Rufeo in Hook, Dante Basco is
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  Speaker 1: forty nine.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Rufeo is forty nine, which means not only is he
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  Speaker 1: making us all feel old, but he's making Trey feel
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  Speaker 1: ancient because Trey's older than.
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  Speaker 8: Rufio by a year.
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  Speaker 3: Still.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I just I.
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  Speaker 1: Wonder does he can he still have that? Can he
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  Speaker 1: can he still grow that hair?
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  Speaker 8: Oh? Some good hair?
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  Speaker 4: Are they not supposed to age? Why are we talking
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  Speaker 4: about him?
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's you say. His actual age is forty nine,
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  Speaker 1: but he still looks like a like a sixteen year old.
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  Speaker 1: I also found it odd that in that movie he
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: was the only one that had gone through puberty. All
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: the other all the other lost boys are actually still boys.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean he's like a young man.
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  Speaker 4: He's a lost dude.
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  Speaker 1: He's just a runaway.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh boy, that is that is a forty nine wow? Okay?
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Carla Gugino one of one of my Hollywood crushes. She
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  Speaker 1: is fifty three today and still still has got it.
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  Speaker 4: Who is that really? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Hang on, let me show you.
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  Speaker 8: I'm with you, RAJ.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. You'll speak up please, because sometimes I'm like,
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: who's on my side?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Like Carlo Gagino, I'm like from down the street.
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  Speaker 1: This Carla Gagino is not from Mesquite rag.
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  Speaker 8: On the Sopranos. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: She was on Entourage. Okay, she was been on a
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  Speaker 1: ton of things. She was in Sin City, she's in Entourage.
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  Speaker 1: She's been numerous television shows and movies. Can you see
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  Speaker 1: her there?
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  Speaker 4: M hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing, You guys don't recognize Carlo Gagino.
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  Speaker 8: I recognize her.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, that's one of your crushes. Yes, you're
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  Speaker 4: being I'm pretty sure you can find twelve of her
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  Speaker 4: at Sambuca every now and again. Okay, uh, Campezie on
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  Speaker 4: a Friday night. Don't find a ga Gino or two?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Fine, Well, who's your middle aged Hollywood crush.
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  Speaker 4: Jennifer loves youtt and you will shut your filthy mouth
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  Speaker 4: about her. She is a wonderful, wonderful woman.
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  Speaker 1: No, she's very sweet.
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  Speaker 4: Matter once yeah, same was that what the Jamie Kennedy
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  Speaker 4: or by herself?
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  Speaker 1: No, that that was that was by herself.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she's a she's an amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Woman, Trey. Who is your middle aged Hollywood crush.
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  Speaker 3: I can't think of her name right now, but the
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  Speaker 3: woman who played Donna on Suits?
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  Speaker 1: Let me google some more?
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  Speaker 8: Who plays everything for redheads in?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, google's already. Her name is Donna Paulson.
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  Speaker 8: That's her character's name, I think, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it says TV character Sarah Rafferty. Oh, I think
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  Speaker 1: who that is? Let me pull her up here?
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 8: What else has she been in?
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  Speaker 1: American actress best known for her role as Donna Roberta
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  Speaker 1: Pulson in the USA Network legal drama Suits.
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  Speaker 8: Who. She's tall.
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  Speaker 1: She's five nine from New Canaan, Connecticut. She is fifty
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  Speaker 1: one years old.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, she's from Connecticut. So it doesn't get whider than that,
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  Speaker 4: go Tray. She's a redhead.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, I mean, while you know redheads who are
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  Speaker 1: also you know, persons of color exist, They're extremely rare,
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  Speaker 1: Yes they are.
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  Speaker 4: But I like how Trey likes the Connecticut gingers. That's good.
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  Speaker 4: I like it. Now we know where to go. Now,
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  Speaker 4: we know where to go find him. Now if we can,
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  Speaker 4: just if we can just find out if she's crazy
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  Speaker 4: the trifecta.
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  Speaker 1: She's a redhead, then chances are yeah.
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  Speaker 8: She's a redheaded actress. I'm gonna go yeah, yes.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of crazy actresses, Rebecca de Morney turns sixty five.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if she's actually crazy in real life,
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  Speaker 1: but she played one of the all time great crazy
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  Speaker 1: characters in film, and that was in the Hand that
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  Speaker 1: Rocks the Cradle.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, wo man, Yeah, that was a good one. That
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  Speaker 4: was my I think that was my introduction to Forrest
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  Speaker 4: Whitaker when he's a phenomenal actress. Well, and I remember
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  Speaker 4: like him being like the the key to that move.
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  Speaker 4: But she was just so good because it starts off
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  Speaker 4: so innocuous and then it's just brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: See that's where I wonder, is that where Trey began
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  Speaker 1: to fall in love with the type? Like Trey at
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  Speaker 1: an early age, did you see a television show or
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  Speaker 1: a film where the character was where where the female
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  Speaker 1: lead was so crazy and you didn't understand the feelings
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  Speaker 1: at the time, but in puberty you realized it was
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  Speaker 1: a turn on. And now, as a fifty year old man,
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  Speaker 1: can you look back to your childhood and say, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is where it started.
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  Speaker 4: The de morning effect.
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  Speaker 3: So nature verse nurture, so you know you could say that,
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  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, there's I mean I grew up watching Dallas
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  Speaker 3: and Dynasty, so that was chocked.
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  Speaker 8: Full of crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fatal attraction, you know, so uh hand rocks a cradle. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, be an interesting study. I don't know the answer,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, I definitely am sure. Uh there's some nurture.
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  Speaker 3: And you know my mom, uh you know she was
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  Speaker 3: the litmus test of crazy, which means, you know, the
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  Speaker 3: bar was set high.
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  Speaker 8: I mean.
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  Speaker 4: High. So you so when you were watching Dallas, you
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  Speaker 4: were like you looked at Suella and you're like, that's
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  Speaker 4: I love her, She's crazy. Or were you the the
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  Speaker 4: other sister?
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  Speaker 8: Uh, Priscilla? What was her name? What was the other one?
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  Speaker 4: Well, there was there was Pam that was Bobby's wife.
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  Speaker 3: That was Priscilla, and I can't think of her last name.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's Victoria Principal.
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  Speaker 8: Victoria Principle. I'm starting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the gray was swelling. And then there was
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: another girl that shot j R. She was the one
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: that was crazy, the long brunette, beautiful.
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: They all were crazy.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I mean Pam was the normal one. That's
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: why nobody liked that pitch.
• 20:39
  Speaker 11: She made everybody feel bad for me, only only non
• 20:43
  Speaker 11: crazy one really was the mom. Yeah, miss Ellie, Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 20:50
  Speaker 11: she was boring.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I want you, I want you to think about it, Trey.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: You don't have to do it right now, but you
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: take the weekend, take the holiday weekend, and spend some
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: time with you and try to pull up any memories
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: where maybe little Tray was watching something and something stirred
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: in him. You you, uh, I want this to get
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: edited out and be all weird. And that's that was,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: you know, the beginnings of you being attracted to crazy women.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, here's the here's the thing. I'm like. I
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: I've dated plenty of crazy women, and they're fun. That's
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: the thing. They're they're they're very exciting.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: They keep you on your toes sprinting.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: No, that's mostly because you could round the corner and
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: there there.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Uh so you don't like roller coasters, no, but so
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: you know you haven't dated that that that crazy of
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: a woman.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: I I got once and I got off the ride quick,
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: so and I went I went to the concession stamp. Yeah,
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't got a frozen lemonade. That's what that's what
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: I went and got.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: You haven't really done it until you're the rides over
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: and you're, you know, going, let's.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Do it again.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: You're immediately going back at the end of the line,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: ready for more.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: I had a single day ticket. He has a season passed.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the little dancing dude at six Flags based on
• 22:21
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk to Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration.
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  Speaker 12: Manufacturers stopped using a terminology as far as an age
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  Speaker 1: And how long did they actually last?
• 23:21
  Speaker 12: Well, if you're in Texas, you know about the weather here,
• 23:23
  Speaker 12: so we go from zero to one hundred and fifteen.
• 23:25
  Speaker 12: We also have traumatic winds, hell and all kinds of
• 23:28
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• 23:30
  Speaker 1: So the possibility exists you could buy a fifty year
• 23:34
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• 23:37
  Speaker 12: Absolutely, it does happen. I've heard horror stories. Personally in
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  Speaker 12: other owners of some companies though, they've actually replaced a
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  Speaker 12: and unfortunately, the average life by insurance experts at seven
• 24:02
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• 24:03
  Speaker 1: What would happen if you did a roof made out
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  Speaker 1: of flubber?
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  Speaker 12: Wow? Yeah, I mean that could be an idea. I
• 24:10
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• 24:13
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• 24:17
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• 24:19
  Speaker 1: They're trying to.
• 24:19
  Speaker 12: Figure out how to make it more durable, how can
• 24:21
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• 24:23
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• 24:26
  Speaker 12: You know, when you're in hurricane prone see areas, you
• 24:29
  Speaker 12: make roofs that don't blow away easy, right, But that's
• 24:32
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• 24:34
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• 24:37
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• 25:07
  Speaker 1: This segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by
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  Speaker 1: Brooks Plumbing for any and all of your plumbing wants
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: and needs. Called Jacqueline at Brooks Plumbing two one, four,
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  Speaker 1: Plumbingtexas dot com. Before I tell you about beaver bombing,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I'm first going to tell you the story of a man.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: This is not a popular man and a seemingly not
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: a well liked man. A man's co workers left him
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: behind on a fourteen thousand foot mountain. I've worked with
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: a few people I'd like to leave on a mountain.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: A man in Colorado is lucky to be alive after
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: his coworkers left him behind on a fourteen thousand foot
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: mountain that they climbed as part of a team building exercise.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: You know what, what if the team building exercise was
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: to ditch Gary?
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: I always wanted to know how Sharpa's moved around. What
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: did they did?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: This is their off season. This happened on Mount Schivano.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: It's one hundred miles southwest of Denver. The summit is
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: over fourteen thousand feet. But not everyone did the whole climb.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah that the black and brown people didn't even start.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Which brown because we were just chilling at the top
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: waiting for you guys. Oh, they just I would hate
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: to go because they would just hand me all their packs.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I hate these people. Stop it's Sharma,
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: not Shirpa. Stop it. You know.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I could tell you more information on that story, but
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like it would ruin it, so I'm not.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: I just wanted does it say what company it is?
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: White People Inc?
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: This sounds like fun dot Com.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: You know you're right, this is one of those things
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: where once again, important pieces of information are left out
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: of the story. Earlier this week, we had one of
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: those examples in which a daycare provider was arrested for
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: restraining children with tape. Nowhere in the story does it
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: specify what kind of tape, because not all tape is
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: created equals somewhere better for the job. Some are worse,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Some are gonna rip a little hair off, Some might
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: take nothing off. Like if it's painter's tape, that's nothing.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: If it's duct tape, that can take some hair off.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: I know, yeah, I just wonder how you get employees
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: to climb fourteen thousand the air.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: And now in this story we get all this information
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: about coworkers leaving one of their fellow employees on the
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: top of a mountain. Nowhere in the story does it
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: say the name of the company.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: No, but do we know the name of the person
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: left on the mountain? Do they give a name of
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: that person?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I don't see it in this story. Let me see
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: if I can find another version. Let me get me
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: check the differences, because.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: If there's a Todd or a Noah or a Skuyler,
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: like that's we can kind of kind of figure out
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: what this company's about, like we can know, like you know,
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: there's probably a ping pong table of the break room,
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: like you like you can tell what kind of a
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: company this is going to be.
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: He made one too many, that's what she said, jokes.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: That's what you get for eating people's food out of
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: the fridge, buddy. This sounds like one of those things
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: where this wasn't even a thing. They just told one guy,
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: this is what we're doing this weekend for the team
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: building exercise, and he just went to the top and
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: nobody else was there.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: It was supposed they told him it was a scavenger
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: hunt to find his fellow employees.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Or it was his idea, and they're like, oh, yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: great idea. We're right behind you.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: We'll see you up there, buddy. They're all just down
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: the street in some sports bar.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Up there, looking at the mountain from the bar.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Uh god. Even in I've not looked in three different places.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I do not see a name of the the hiker
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: that got left behind, And I don't see the name
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: of the company that did the team building exercise.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Who snitched who?
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: Who?
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Who told the report of the story.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I believe he dropped it. I believe he dropped a
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: pin and was able to get help and search and
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: rescue was it was able to locate him and stretcher
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: him out.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: What a bitch? You stay up there like Green Boots.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: That's where you dine now, Todd.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't see anything about name or uh company,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: although I guess you could just do like a quick
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: job search for the Denver area. Yeah, recent posting on
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: LinkedIn that could be a hint.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: This is this is how old I am.
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: When you're like you dropped a pin, I'm like he
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: still had service.
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: That's great.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Who's this mobile provider?
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: I'm just thinking, it's not like this is the middle
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: of winter and a storm rolled in. It's summer. I mean,
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: they are still, Todd. It's gonna play hide and seek.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: We'll find you, stretcher mountain, Like, just roll down, Todd,
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Roll down the mountain. You'll be fine. We'll be David
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Busters will buy you a beer.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: That really does beg the question, how do you get
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: lost on a mountain?
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: You just go?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm pretty sure I don't think I needed
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: to see multiple episodes of Bear Grill to note that
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: you just go.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Down Rights that's why he's been fired.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: She just keep goking up.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: If you can't find your way off of a mountain,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: you're fired.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Now. If they drop you off at the top and
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: you just keep going up, that's a problem.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There is one other possibility, and that is maybe
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: he didn't want to go down the mountain because someone
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: told him about the beaver bombing at the base.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Beaver bombing at the base.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be a good final segment.
• 32:43
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• 33:04
  Speaker 1: someone with you doing some heavy breathing. Jack one.
• 33:07
  Speaker 14: It's Colby. No, I'm kidding, no, So I have all
• 33:14
  Speaker 14: three of my dogs in the car with me, and
• 33:17
  Speaker 14: Lola is the one that's crying. She thinks I'm dropping
• 33:19
  Speaker 14: her off at the vet, but I'm really not, I
• 33:20
  Speaker 14: swear to God. But Fury is a heavy breather because
• 33:24
  Speaker 14: he's a rescue He was shot at close range in
• 33:27
  Speaker 14: the face with a shotgun, which is why he's missing
• 33:29
  Speaker 14: his eye. The little baby pellets got in there and
• 33:31
  Speaker 14: they couldn't get it out. But it also got him
• 33:34
  Speaker 14: kind of in the throat. So he sounds like a
• 33:36
  Speaker 14: two packa Dade chainsmoker when he barks. But he's also
• 33:40
  Speaker 14: like an almost constantly heavy breather. And since I'm typically
• 33:43
  Speaker 14: the one that has the phones after hours for emergencies,
• 33:47
  Speaker 14: I had him in the car with me once and
• 33:48
  Speaker 14: he was standing right at my shoulder and he was
• 33:50
  Speaker 14: breathing real heavy, and this woman was trying very desperately
• 33:54
  Speaker 14: to like tell me what was wrong at her house
• 33:56
  Speaker 14: and give me her address and book the appointment, and
• 33:58
  Speaker 14: she finally, that's Rusty Laane on the horn. She finally,
• 34:03
  Speaker 14: she finally stopped and was like, Okay, I can't continue
• 34:06
  Speaker 14: any longer.
• 34:07
  Speaker 12: She was like, are you.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Sitting next to a dog?
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 34:10
  Speaker 14: And I had to explain the whole thing that he's
• 34:12
  Speaker 14: a heavy breather and he sounds like that all the time.
• 34:15
  Speaker 14: She thought there was something absolutely perverse going on in
• 34:18
  Speaker 14: the background, and she just couldn't make it through the call.
• 34:21
  Speaker 14: She's like, I have to ask she's like, what's happening?
• 34:23
  Speaker 14: And I was like, my dog, my dog's sitting here.
• 34:27
  Speaker 14: And that's my perverted phone caller story. It's feary, always feary.
• 34:32
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• 34:39
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• 34:43
  Speaker 1: least answer the phone. Yeah, no, that's not happening now.
• 34:48
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• 34:49
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• 34:52
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• 34:54
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  Speaker 1: And now beaver bombing RAJ, do you have any guesses
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: as to what beaver bombing is?
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna have to go with what I would think.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: I'm guessing throwing them at people.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: That's an interesting guess. Unfortunately not correct. No, beaver bombing
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: is covertly releasing beavers into the countryside of England.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Hmm, okay, I was not expecting that, all right, Yeah,
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: beaver bombing.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Beaver bombing covertly, yeah, Covertly releasing beavers into the countryside
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: is increasing in England because successive governments have not fulfilled
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: promises to permit some planned wild releases and conservationists are
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: issuing warnings. Beavers now live freely on river systems across
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: swaths of southern England, and conservationists are wanting officials to
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: release free living beavers and produce a national strategy to
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: maximize the biodiversity and flood alleviation benefits delivered by the beavers.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: It's not an irrigation thing, but I'll still trying to
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: figure this out.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Apparently the dams are important to the ecosystem. According to
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Ava Bishop, who is from the Beaver Trust, beavers are
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: a native species with lots to offer in terms of
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: landscape resilience, boosting, biodiversity and climate change adaptation and mitigation.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: It would be crazy not to look at wild release
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: as a key tool for the government. The failure of
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: recent cunts of recent conservative governments to approve or even
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: reject wild releases or clearly signal what is required in
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: terms of funding has led to unauthorized releases that could
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: jeopardize the sixty nine percent public support for their wild release.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Of all the numbers that could be associated with beaver
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: bombing support sixty nine percent.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Really, hey, it's sixty percent. It's you know one one,
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: you know one top is a is wild beaver. The
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: other one is a free release. Uh you know how
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: it goes well.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I think I think we all can support free range
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: beavers versus beavers held in captivity.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: I'm a I'm a cage free beaver guy.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: So in a protest, you'd be holding the sign that
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: says free the bee.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I would, only if they were K three.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: I mean unless they're into that. I don't. I don't
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: know what. I don't know what kind of It depends
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: on the bea where you.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Get that's true because as as we learned earlier today,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, some animals are into alternative life tests.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll play it again.
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: In one.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: What's your emergency?
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: I think it was just assaulted by a dolphin.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: Do you mean an actual dolphin or an NFL player
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: from the Miami Dolphins.
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: An actual dolphin?
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: Okay, got it. Got to make sure I checked the
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: right box for a statistical reporting to the NFL.
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: You report this stuff to the NFL.
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: Mm hmm. We had to keep track of attacks on
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: the public by Miami Dolphins players compared to actual dolph
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: It's court ordered. I think you know which one's more common.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: So back to your emergency. What do you mean you
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: think you were assaulted by a dolphin.
• 40:08
  Speaker 7: Well, it's my first time, so I'm not really sure. Cave.
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: Did it yell at you or shout at you?
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: It made a noise like flipper, but I don't know
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: if that's yelling, O Cave.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: Did it push you or did it shove you?
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: Did it punch you?
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: It doesn't have hands, so no, it didn't punch me.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: Okay, Well that answers my follow up question. If it
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: fisted you, did it bite you a little bit? Did
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: you bite it back? No? Okay, good?
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  Speaker 7: Good?
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  Speaker 6: That is good. Biting is how dolphins get consent. If
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: you had bitten back, this would be a very different
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: type of call where I send the police to arrest
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  Speaker 6: you for being a dolphin.
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  Speaker 7: You know about dinner species consent?
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: Sure? Do they teach us a lot here? And I
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: also watch a lot of YouTube. So what happened after
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  Speaker 6: the dolphin bit you?
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: It mounted me?
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: The dolphin mounted you?
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 6: Were you face up or face down? Does it matter?
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to draw a picture for the breakroom fridge,
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  Speaker 6: so yes, it matters. Face up or face down?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I was trying to crawl away, so face down?
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  Speaker 6: H nice? Okay? And where did this happen? On a
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: boat or on the beach? On the beach, oh, sort
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  Speaker 6: of a from here to eternity kind of thing, very romantic,
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  Speaker 6: not for me. Well, did you try hitting it?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Would you say you flogged it the dolphin? Yes?
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  Speaker 7: I guess you could say, though.
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  Speaker 6: Did you pull its cheek with your finger?
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  Speaker 7: Maybe?
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  Speaker 6: Did you try putting your hand in its mouth? Really
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  Speaker 6: really far?
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  Speaker 7: It all happened so fast, but yeah, I think though.
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  Speaker 6: Did you try sticking your finger in its blowhole?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, I definitely did that.
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  Speaker 6: So you tried everything?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, mm hmm.
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  Speaker 6: And after you tried all that, what happened?
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  Speaker 7: It started humping me faster.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this all makes sense, it does. M m. That's
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: just some like choking. In fact, everything you've described is
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: a turn on for dolphins. They're really into that BDSM
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: they are. Yep. What do you think the d and
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: BDSM stands for?
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  Speaker 7: I thought it was for domination?
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  Speaker 6: Nope, you're wrong, it's dolphin. Did you and the dolphin
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  Speaker 6: have a safe word? What? No, that's pretty risky. You
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: should always have a safe word. But you definitely dominated
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: that dolphin. Where are you now I'm here at the beach.
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  Speaker 6: You're still at the beach.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Why why? Because who in their right mind would stick
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: around at the scene of an attack. This isn't an emergency.
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: You're just bragging about getting by a dolphin.
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  Speaker 7: No, I'm not. He assaulted me.
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: Oh really, well, according to my notes and this drawing
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  Speaker 6: I'm working on, you fish hooked, gags, choked and flocked
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: this dolphin. But did he finish well?
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it's condo all over my.
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: Legs, anywhere else, my arms, and a little on my face.
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: I knew it. Dolphin bukkaki? Is the dolphins still there?
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  Speaker 6: And what's he doing?
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  Speaker 7: Smoking a cigarette?
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  Speaker 4: Times? I'm not ready ever for dolphin.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: You're not ready for dolphin? Boucocky? And I wasn't ready
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  Speaker 1: to end this week by typing out the sentence. Did
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: you and the dolphin have a safe word?
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: Shouldn't it be chicken of the sea?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it turns out when this dolphin gets stuck in
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: the nets. That's just four play. Thanks for hanging out
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse this week, so much fun.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: We will see you next time. The treos have a
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: great Labor Day.
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  Speaker 7: Three