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40 - Love on the Spectrum, The Valley, RHORI, RHOBH, RHOA, Ladies of London, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days! · Rather Be Rotting

0:09
SPEAKER_00: Welcome to Rather Be Robbing.
0:11
SPEAKER_00: We're two sisters who should really be doing something more productive.
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SPEAKER_00: Discussed all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos, because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be running.
0:28
SPEAKER_02: Here we are.
0:30
SPEAKER_03: Hi Will!
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SPEAKER_02: We're in the same place on my couch.
0:34
SPEAKER_03: In the same place at the same time one more time.
0:38
SPEAKER_03: Hit me baby one more time, and we have a special guest.
0:41
SPEAKER_02: The baby.
0:42
SPEAKER_03: Can we get him to coup on command?
0:45
SPEAKER_02: It would be better if I could just get him to sleep.
0:48
SPEAKER_02: That's what we're after.
0:49
SPEAKER_03: Well, he falls asleep better when his aunties holding him, but you know, it's it's fine.
0:55
SPEAKER_03: I didn't need to rock him to sleep one more time on my last day here.
0:59
SPEAKER_02: You have many more opportunities to do that.
1:02
SPEAKER_03: I'm literally leaving in the middle of the night.
1:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but the day is not whatever.
1:06
SPEAKER_02: People don't care about this.
1:07
SPEAKER_02: Um, how has your week gone learning to care for a baby?
1:11
SPEAKER_03: I thought you just said people don't care about this.
1:13
SPEAKER_02: Well, they care that you jumped away from a stream of pee.
1:16
SPEAKER_03: I did.
1:17
SPEAKER_03: He I was changing his diaper, like a gap, a good ass person, and um yeah, the stream just started shooting straight towards me, and I I got a little bit of droplets on my shirt, but as you know, any sane person would do, you would run away from urine coming at you.
1:33
SPEAKER_03: Flying at you.
1:33
SPEAKER_02: Not a mom.
1:34
SPEAKER_02: Not a mom.
1:35
SPEAKER_03: So I'm obviously not a mom.
1:38
SPEAKER_03: So I ran away.
1:40
SPEAKER_03: Fight or flight kicked in.
1:42
SPEAKER_02: What happened when you encountered a poopy diaper?
1:45
SPEAKER_03: I encountered a few.
1:46
SPEAKER_03: There were gagging, and that was definitely running away.
1:50
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:50
SPEAKER_03: So the moral of the story is when the going gets tough, run away.
1:55
SPEAKER_03: And that's the whole point of being an aunt is to give them back when things get nasty.
2:00
SPEAKER_02: So So you say.
2:02
SPEAKER_03: So I say.
2:03
SPEAKER_03: So let's see.
2:05
SPEAKER_03: Last time we were here, we were about to go see Whitney Lovett in Chicago.
2:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, she was so good.
2:10
SPEAKER_03: A star.
2:11
SPEAKER_03: A star among stars.
2:13
SPEAKER_02: Shockingly good.
2:14
SPEAKER_03: She her singing was like decent enough.
2:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, Roxy's known to like like not known for being the most vocally challenging role.
2:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:24
SPEAKER_03: And you can tell, like, they found a key or whatever that worked for her.
2:28
SPEAKER_03: And yeah, I mean, I would have liked to s I'd like to see like Eric, how Erica Jane did it, how Lisa Renna did it.
2:34
SPEAKER_03: Because you do have to sing a couple songs.
2:37
SPEAKER_02: I bet we could find that stuff on YouTube.
2:39
SPEAKER_03: Alright, that'll be our next task.
2:41
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, she was great.
2:42
SPEAKER_03: Her stage presence was it was she was the standout with her stage presence.
2:47
SPEAKER_02: So good.
2:48
SPEAKER_03: So good.
2:49
SPEAKER_03: Like she should really be in, I really do believe she could be in anything and everything.
2:54
SPEAKER_03: You go, girl.
2:55
SPEAKER_03: We're proud of you.
2:57
SPEAKER_02: Anything else happened in?
2:59
SPEAKER_03: Well, we just finished jury duty.
3:02
SPEAKER_02: Ca uh company retreat.
3:04
SPEAKER_03: And it was really good.
3:06
SPEAKER_02: Loved it.
3:07
SPEAKER_03: I did think that the scenarios were a little bit more far-fetched this time, and I did question like how is he buying this?
3:14
SPEAKER_03: How is he buying this?
3:15
SPEAKER_03: But the end made it all worth it, I thought.
3:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:19
SPEAKER_02: I love I love that they just always find a nice person.
3:22
SPEAKER_03: How?
3:22
SPEAKER_03: How do they do it?
3:23
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
3:24
SPEAKER_03: Because we talked about it and neither of us would go as far as he did to save this company that he's been temping for for like five days.
3:30
SPEAKER_01: Oh god, no.
3:31
SPEAKER_03: So it's really, it really is cool.
3:34
SPEAKER_03: Like, man, if if it is real, which I choose to believe it is, I think it's really cool.
3:41
SPEAKER_03: So, and then I loved the behind-the-scenes extras.
3:43
SPEAKER_03: Like, I feel like they could have made the episodes like 15 minutes longer each with all the stuff they got.
3:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, definitely.
3:50
SPEAKER_03: But anyway, so yeah, that was good.
3:52
SPEAKER_03: Hacks is back.
3:55
SPEAKER_02: Anything else happened in the world?
3:57
SPEAKER_03: Well, I have some breaking news from the Bravo Sphere.
4:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
4:01
SPEAKER_03: Ready?
4:01
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
4:02
SPEAKER_03: You might have already seen it.
4:04
SPEAKER_03: Drew Sidora of Real House Wies of Atlanta ordered to vacate her home as her ex, Ralph Pittman, is awarded custody of the kids.
4:12
SPEAKER_02: That was shocking.
4:14
SPEAKER_03: So she's a bad mom.
4:16
SPEAKER_02: Wonder why.
4:17
SPEAKER_02: Do you have any more information?
4:18
SPEAKER_03: I read that it's because the kids had a lot of absences from school while they were in her care.
4:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
4:24
SPEAKER_03: So she's allowed to see them like every other weekend now, which is wild because she seemed to be their primary caretaker.
4:30
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
4:31
SPEAKER_03: So that's a big adjustment.
4:32
SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
4:34
SPEAKER_03: And she I can't believe she was ordered to get out, get the F out of their marital home.
4:39
SPEAKER_02: Is she in the basement now?
4:40
SPEAKER_03: I think that I don't even think she's allowed in the basement, honestly.
4:44
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
4:44
SPEAKER_03: I know.
4:45
SPEAKER_03: So that really took a turn.
4:47
SPEAKER_03: Um, unfortunately, the show is airing now, so I don't know if we're gonna get this.
4:53
SPEAKER_02: What did you think of the premier episode?
4:55
SPEAKER_03: I thought we were cooking.
4:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, me too.
4:59
SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
4:59
SPEAKER_02: I I'm not familiar with Kay Michelle.
5:02
SPEAKER_02: Nor am I.
5:03
SPEAKER_02: Um, but she is a well-known individual, allegedly.
5:07
SPEAKER_03: She's married to a dentist.
5:09
SPEAKER_02: She does country music.
5:10
SPEAKER_03: And regular R or RB music.
5:14
SPEAKER_02: She was on another show.
5:15
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what.
5:17
SPEAKER_03: Um Love and Hip Hop or something?
5:21
SPEAKER_02: Again, I'm not familiar with her work.
5:25
SPEAKER_03: Um Let's see.
5:28
SPEAKER_03: We also have Pinky.
5:30
SPEAKER_03: Pinky's an entrepreneur.
5:31
SPEAKER_03: She has a million-dollar brand called Sluddy Vegan.
5:35
SPEAKER_01: She seems fun.
5:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
5:36
SPEAKER_03: They both seem fun and they seem like they have personalities that will add.
5:42
SPEAKER_03: Um, and then let's see.
5:43
SPEAKER_03: Angela says that she and Charles are better than ever.
5:46
SPEAKER_03: I'm just so happy to see Angela back.
5:48
SPEAKER_02: He still hates her guts, no doubt.
5:51
SPEAKER_03: No, he doesn't.
5:52
SPEAKER_03: Yes, he does.
5:53
SPEAKER_03: I disagree.
5:55
SPEAKER_03: Um, he was sitting next to Kay Michelle at the the couple's dinner, and um she was he was talking about how like um telling Kay Michelle, like, oh, these girls are singers, you could all sing together, and she's like, I'm not telling you that you have to play basketball with random people, and he's like, I could play basketball with Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder, and I can make them good basketball players.
6:20
SPEAKER_03: And I just like really loved that about him.
6:22
SPEAKER_03: I would just would love to like sit next to him and giggle with him all night.
6:25
SPEAKER_02: That gave you a chuckle.
6:27
SPEAKER_03: I just I just you know I'm attracted.
6:30
SPEAKER_02: I don't get it.
6:32
SPEAKER_03: So Portia's divorce is final, but she's living in her ex-husband's house and having a couples party in her ex-husband's house.
6:40
SPEAKER_02: With this guy who acts like it's his house, but they're not even exclusive.
6:45
SPEAKER_03: That was wild.
6:46
SPEAKER_03: That was wild.
6:48
SPEAKER_03: Some guy named Mike.
6:49
SPEAKER_03: I don't think he lasts very long because now she's dating a woman, right?
6:54
SPEAKER_02: I think she's dating both of them.
6:56
SPEAKER_03: Really?
6:56
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
6:57
SPEAKER_03: Right now, currently?
6:59
SPEAKER_03: I know she's dating multiple people, like openly exclusive with a woman.
7:04
SPEAKER_02: I don't think so.
7:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
7:06
SPEAKER_03: Um, let's see, we have Shamia.
7:08
SPEAKER_03: Shemia started a rum company.
7:11
SPEAKER_02: She sure did.
7:13
SPEAKER_03: And her husband invested six figures into her music career, and now she's like, shit, I need to do something that actually makes money.
7:20
SPEAKER_02: And her mullet look was horrific.
7:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what was up?
7:22
SPEAKER_03: Why why did she show up to this couple's party wearing a mullet?
7:26
SPEAKER_02: Your guess is as good as mine.
7:29
SPEAKER_03: And then what was up with like her finding out that her husband was stuck in Charlotte, like as they're going to the party?
7:34
SPEAKER_03: Did that reek of fake to you?
7:38
SPEAKER_03: That was definitely.
7:39
SPEAKER_03: Like she's literally in glam, ready to go, and then she calls him and you're on the ground in Charlotte.
7:44
SPEAKER_03: Like, what wouldn't you know that?
7:45
SPEAKER_02: Bad acting.
7:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
7:47
SPEAKER_03: So I don't know what's going on there.
7:48
SPEAKER_03: Do we sense any trouble?
7:50
SPEAKER_02: I think he just doesn't really want to participate.
7:53
SPEAKER_03: Well, we already knew that.
7:55
SPEAKER_03: Um, can I interrupt this Bravo coverage to pour one out for Abby and David, please?
8:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
8:02
SPEAKER_03: Like, that's devastating.
8:04
SPEAKER_03: Love, love is is not real.
8:06
SPEAKER_03: Love is dead.
8:07
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to put I don't want to put too much on it because, like, if they decided to break up and that was best for them, they're allowed to do that, you know.
8:14
SPEAKER_02: Like, I know.
8:15
SPEAKER_03: And it's such a good thing.
8:16
SPEAKER_03: They're just trying to live their normal lives.
8:17
SPEAKER_03: Because they know they're disappointing so many people when they're announcing their breakup.
8:21
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to put that on them.
8:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're right, because everyone probably is, and that must be a lot of pressure to stay together and make it work.
8:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's bad enough.
8:28
SPEAKER_02: What you know, they have enough to deal with on a daily basis.
8:31
SPEAKER_03: With their autism.
8:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:33
SPEAKER_03: And you could tell, like, she kind of there was a little bit of iciness there.
8:37
SPEAKER_03: Well, she definitely wanted to get married.
8:39
SPEAKER_03: I wonder why David didn't.
8:41
SPEAKER_03: He said, We're definitely gonna get married when the time is right, he said.
8:45
SPEAKER_03: That finale when they were all singing together.
8:48
SPEAKER_02: We're talking now about love on the spectrum.
8:51
SPEAKER_02: Logan is everything to me.
8:53
SPEAKER_03: Logan is everything to me.
8:54
SPEAKER_02: My TikToks are all Logan.
8:56
SPEAKER_03: He's so sweet.
8:58
SPEAKER_02: Thank God.
8:59
SPEAKER_03: Um, I love Logan.
9:00
SPEAKER_03: I'm sad that he and Haley didn't work out.
9:02
SPEAKER_03: She was gonna teach him how to be a better kisser.
9:04
SPEAKER_03: She was gonna teach him how to clean his room.
9:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, you can't, you know, love bomb.
9:10
SPEAKER_03: I know.
9:11
SPEAKER_03: Some he he needs a little bit more training, I think, or like uh coaching on how to not, you know, dump all of his feelings out.
9:20
SPEAKER_03: Like there are some things you keep inside.
9:23
SPEAKER_03: But it was a great first first start, you know?
9:27
SPEAKER_03: Like the growth is incredible.
9:29
SPEAKER_02: So then also Connor and Georgie broke up, which who didn't say that coming from the beginning.
9:37
SPEAKER_02: She clearly wasn't in it.
9:40
SPEAKER_03: I think she was in it, but like she said she has a sarcastic sense of humor, and he just doesn't.
9:46
SPEAKER_03: He doesn't get it, and so they're just not meant to be.
9:48
SPEAKER_03: That's all.
9:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I hope that he continues on his quest for his demigoddis, but he's not coming back for next season, right?
9:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's messed up.
9:57
SPEAKER_02: I know, I'm upset.
9:58
SPEAKER_03: We got like a brief glimpse of Tanner at the end, that was sweet.
10:01
SPEAKER_03: He was so sweet.
10:04
SPEAKER_03: And then also Madison and her cowboy sweetheart.
10:08
SPEAKER_03: I cried.
10:09
SPEAKER_03: I know you did.
10:10
SPEAKER_03: He the cowboy sweetheart cried too.
10:12
SPEAKER_03: We all cried.
10:14
SPEAKER_03: He's a good singer.
10:15
SPEAKER_02: He's a very apparently he was on American Idol, wasn't he?
10:17
SPEAKER_02: Or the voice.
10:18
SPEAKER_02: One of the two.
10:19
SPEAKER_03: Man, yeah, they're I hope they last.
10:22
SPEAKER_02: Well, she wanted to be on Say Yes to the Dress, and they have since contacted her.
10:27
SPEAKER_03: Who said that?
10:28
SPEAKER_03: Daily Mail?
10:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
10:30
SPEAKER_02: I don't think Daily Mail would lie about that.
10:32
SPEAKER_03: I don't know, yeah, I don't know why they wouldn't.
10:34
SPEAKER_02: There's a video of her getting the email.
10:36
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
10:36
SPEAKER_03: Well great.
10:37
SPEAKER_03: Good for her.
10:38
SPEAKER_03: You go, girl.
10:39
SPEAKER_03: I can't wait to see what she picks.
10:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh, her jewelry is gonna be out of this world.
10:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, lots of Hawaiian flower clips, lots of beaded bracelets, sparkly eyeshadow.
10:50
SPEAKER_03: It's gonna be great.
10:51
SPEAKER_03: I know.
10:52
SPEAKER_03: I hope that the the wedding is televised.
10:54
SPEAKER_02: What if she picks the same dress I picked?
10:57
SPEAKER_03: That would be on brand.
10:59
SPEAKER_03: Right?
10:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I could totally see her picking your dress.
11:02
SPEAKER_03: It's pink, it's poofy, it's sparkly, it's everything that she slash you could want.
11:07
SPEAKER_02: Let the record show I took some of the poof out.
11:09
SPEAKER_03: She didn't even like bring all her Barbies to her move.
11:13
SPEAKER_03: I know.
11:14
SPEAKER_03: She got rid of a lot of her dolls, I think.
11:16
SPEAKER_03: Good for her.
11:18
SPEAKER_03: We still don't know.
11:19
SPEAKER_03: Like, have they been intimate?
11:20
SPEAKER_03: Will they be intimate?
11:22
SPEAKER_02: It's really not our business, you know?
11:24
SPEAKER_02: Let them live.
11:25
SPEAKER_03: I just feel like on these types of shows, you get that question a lot, you know?
11:30
SPEAKER_03: Like on a 90-day like when you're going on a reality show, the question of like, have you been intimate is I don't know.
11:36
SPEAKER_02: I've I just feel like let them live.
11:38
SPEAKER_03: Too far for you?
11:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
11:41
SPEAKER_03: Well, should we pivot back to Bravo?
11:43
SPEAKER_03: We did a little side quest, as the kids say.
11:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so back to um Atlanta, because that's where we were.
11:49
SPEAKER_02: It caught my eye, and I don't know why, but Drew and somebody else.
11:54
SPEAKER_02: Angela, I think, both had bedazzled miniature fans with them at the dinner inside a house that I assume is air conditioned, and I'm like, why?
12:04
SPEAKER_03: That seems like something that you might like.
12:06
SPEAKER_03: I feel like you get hot sometimes.
12:08
SPEAKER_03: I do, but mostly when you're sleeping.
12:10
SPEAKER_02: You can't tell me that house didn't have air conditioning.
12:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, Angela's known to get hot.
12:14
SPEAKER_03: Also, I feel like at this point with Angela, it's like her bit.
12:17
SPEAKER_02: I guess.
12:18
SPEAKER_02: I just thought that was like so odd.
12:20
SPEAKER_03: I think that that like now she's gonna have a fan everywhere she goes, like make it nice.
12:24
SPEAKER_03: Like that's her thing.
12:26
SPEAKER_02: Why did Drew have the bedazzled fan?
12:29
SPEAKER_03: I can't say.
12:30
SPEAKER_03: That I can't say.
12:31
SPEAKER_02: That's it for Elena.
12:33
SPEAKER_03: So you want to move on to Rhode Island?
12:36
SPEAKER_02: Rhode Island.
12:37
SPEAKER_03: We learned a little bit more about Liz and her stepdaughters.
12:40
SPEAKER_03: One of her stepdaughters is Prego.
12:43
SPEAKER_03: We learned a little bit more about everyone, really.
12:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we learned more about Ashley's husband Jared, and like if you've been following them on Bachelor, then you know like the the road to their marriage.
12:53
SPEAKER_02: I actually really feel bad for her because what it sounds to me, what it sounds like to me is that he's upset, he's at the coffee shop all day, he's upset that it's not making money, so he comes home and because he's quote unquote embarrassed or ashamed that it's not making money, he like has to go off and blow off steam, golfing or doing whatever that he wants to do.
13:13
SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, she's like stuck with the kids all the time, and it's like I think that is so fucked up.
13:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like she says that she feels like she has to be strong and be like, okay, honey, like you go have fun, and then she cries about being left alone for five hours.
13:27
SPEAKER_02: I'd be furious.
13:28
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, if you really feel bad that not being left alone for five hours, like I can handle that.
13:33
SPEAKER_03: But it's three kids though?
13:35
SPEAKER_03: She has two.
13:36
SPEAKER_03: With two kids though?
13:37
SPEAKER_02: I mean it's not ideal.
13:38
SPEAKER_02: That's why I don't have that's why I only have one.
13:41
SPEAKER_02: Um but if my husband came home and was like, I just need to go blow off steam because I'm ashamed of my lack of income, I'd be like, if you really feel embarrassed about that, why don't you step up as a dad?
13:54
SPEAKER_02: Because I also recall her saying he feels like a bad provider and father.
13:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, you could be a better father if when you come home you help your wife and you hang out with your kids.
14:05
SPEAKER_03: And she feels like she has to cheer him up, like that's taking a lot of like mental capacity to do it.
14:09
SPEAKER_02: He can go fuck himself.
14:10
SPEAKER_02: Honestly, he's being incredibly self.
14:12
SPEAKER_02: It really pisses me off when men are like this.
14:14
SPEAKER_03: So what do you suggest she do does?
14:15
SPEAKER_03: Do you suggest she closes the coffee shop?
14:17
SPEAKER_02: Yes, if it's not working, pack it up.
14:20
SPEAKER_02: Because it's affecting your wife's mental health, and that is if it's not bringing money in, like what's the point?
14:25
SPEAKER_02: You aren't happy, like why?
14:27
SPEAKER_03: How does a coffee shop bring money in?
14:29
SPEAKER_03: It just seems like it'd be really hard to sustain.
14:32
SPEAKER_02: I really don't know.
14:33
SPEAKER_02: It's a good question.
14:34
SPEAKER_03: Like, we had um uh pret de manger open up like what?
14:39
SPEAKER_02: Pretamanger?
14:41
SPEAKER_03: What is that what do you call it?
14:42
SPEAKER_02: Poisson.
14:43
SPEAKER_03: What do you call it?
14:43
SPEAKER_03: Pretemanger.
14:44
SPEAKER_02: I should call it pret, because I don't want to sound like you.
14:48
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to sound like that.
14:50
SPEAKER_03: We had a pret open up in our neighborhood.
14:53
SPEAKER_02: Pretamanger.
14:58
SPEAKER_03: I thought that was just how you say it.
15:00
SPEAKER_02: He he heard the ham.
15:05
SPEAKER_03: We um we had a Pratt open up next to a blue granted, it was literally right next to a bluestone coffee.
15:13
SPEAKER_03: Literally, they shared a wall.
15:15
SPEAKER_03: But I was like, oh, this coffee shop, I remember it from being in London.
15:18
SPEAKER_03: Like this is great, you know, cool.
15:20
SPEAKER_03: And we went to it, we we frequented it.
15:22
SPEAKER_03: Literally, like two months later it was closed.
15:24
SPEAKER_02: That's crazy because Pratt's a big chain.
15:26
SPEAKER_03: I know.
15:27
SPEAKER_03: And if that couldn't even stay open, like how did the little ones?
15:30
SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but whatever, that's beside the point.
15:32
SPEAKER_02: He's being a dick.
15:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and like she, I mean, this is what she wanted.
15:37
SPEAKER_03: She wanted that man.
15:38
SPEAKER_02: All of that is no excuse for her showing up to the winery in a renaissance fair dress.
15:42
SPEAKER_03: The one girl, Angela, called it a folklory dress.
15:46
SPEAKER_02: No, she didn't say the word folklore, she said folklore.
15:49
SPEAKER_03: Folklore.
15:50
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
15:51
SPEAKER_03: This is also the same woman who casually mentioned that she hates highway driving because she's not a good driver, because she's like, she's crashed, she's run over a woman.
16:00
SPEAKER_03: I ran over a woman.
16:01
SPEAKER_03: And then when the producer asked her to elaborate, like you ran over a woman, she just said, Yeah, I ran over a woman.
16:06
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, no, don't need the producer.
16:09
SPEAKER_03: Is this your first date?
16:10
SPEAKER_03: You need the deeds.
16:11
SPEAKER_03: We need to priate.
16:12
SPEAKER_03: Tell me what happened.
16:13
SPEAKER_03: And tell me the circumstances in which you ran over a woman.
16:15
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
16:16
SPEAKER_03: Like, I feel like there's a lot more to share there.
16:18
SPEAKER_03: I think next time she's on Watch What Happens Live, Andy will do it.
16:22
SPEAKER_02: We can only hope.
16:24
SPEAKER_03: Otherwise, we meet a new housewife, Rula.
16:26
SPEAKER_03: Rula la.
16:27
SPEAKER_03: Which Rula is like a therapy.
16:29
SPEAKER_03: That's the website I get my therapy from.
16:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, I used to use Rula as well.
16:34
SPEAKER_03: Um, so we find out that Rula's husband, in quotes, was having an affair.
16:40
SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, he definitely still is.
16:41
SPEAKER_02: But they alluded to that for like the rest of the season.
16:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean she said he was, and that it's over.
16:46
SPEAKER_03: Whereas literally everyone else said it was still going on.
16:50
SPEAKER_03: Liz literally looked at Rula because she kept saying was, was, like, and if he still is, if he still is, and Liz goes, he is, ma, he is.
16:59
SPEAKER_03: Um, so I guess the mistress posted a picture of them together, and there's like specifics, like this picture was posted in the winter, but it had been going a lot longer because they're both in summer clothes, you know, like the detectives, the other girls were detectives about how long it'd been going on.
17:16
SPEAKER_03: So J Joelan discovered these pictures and shared them with people.
17:21
SPEAKER_03: So Joelan is the bad guy.
17:23
SPEAKER_03: So Rula thinks Joelen is a bad guy and she calls the other woman a cockroach.
17:27
SPEAKER_03: But if this other woman is a cockroach, like what is her husband, Brian?
17:30
SPEAKER_01: And it's so typical.
17:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like women just never want to blame their husbands totally.
17:35
SPEAKER_03: So Rula apparently like tried to get Joelan fired from her job because she shared these pictures of of Rula's or Rula's husband's mistress.
17:45
SPEAKER_03: That is not grounds for firing on a job.
17:47
SPEAKER_02: Petty.
17:48
SPEAKER_02: It's like when Michael Scott said, Can I fire Toby?
17:51
SPEAKER_02: And um He said, Why?
17:54
SPEAKER_02: No, not without cause.
17:56
SPEAKER_02: And he goes, I have cause.
17:58
SPEAKER_02: It is because I hate him.
18:02
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
18:04
SPEAKER_03: So there's that, they set up that little plot, and then yes, then the women go wine tasting, and Rula says she's too sick to go, and Joelan says she's not sick, she just gets headaches from taking too much Josephic.
18:18
SPEAKER_03: Grab a protein bar or get a turkey leg from Ashley.
18:21
SPEAKER_03: Which I thought was like a bunch of great lines in one.
18:24
SPEAKER_02: So funny.
18:25
SPEAKER_02: We also saw that Kelsey, or we didn't see, but she said she is dating another man.
18:30
SPEAKER_03: So last week Kelsey got mad at the implication that she had another man.
18:35
SPEAKER_03: And this week she says, I am dating two lovely men.
18:38
SPEAKER_03: I have two men in my life that I love, and I would be happy to be with either one of them.
18:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's really confusing.
18:43
SPEAKER_03: That was all I had for Rhode Island.
18:45
SPEAKER_03: I I thought it was a good episode.
18:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I really have high hopes for this as a franchise.
18:51
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I'm gonna be let down at some point, but hopefully not.
18:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think that I think so far so good.
18:58
SPEAKER_03: Let's do it.
18:59
SPEAKER_02: A place that I am being let down.
19:03
SPEAKER_02: That felt like the season was off to a good start, and then somewhere along the way it the train fell off the tracks.
19:09
SPEAKER_03: On Beverly Hills?
19:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:11
SPEAKER_03: Well, it was kind of interesting to watch Dory act like a straight demon to Sutton.
19:16
SPEAKER_02: And I really don't want to be on Sutton's side for anything.
19:20
SPEAKER_03: Why?
19:21
SPEAKER_02: I just she know I still love to hate her.
19:23
SPEAKER_03: I know, but I did feel bad for her now that she's an empty nester.
19:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that seems to be really she's taking it kind of hard.
19:30
SPEAKER_03: I think a lot of people do.
19:31
SPEAKER_02: Definitely.
19:32
SPEAKER_03: Because they give their whole lives to these children and then they just leave again.
19:36
SPEAKER_03: Like, people don't realize that.
19:38
SPEAKER_02: That's why you can't give your whole life to them.
19:40
SPEAKER_02: Also, Sutton didn't.
19:41
SPEAKER_02: She's been on this show for a while.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: She has other things in her life.
19:46
SPEAKER_02: Her horse.
19:46
SPEAKER_03: What's her horse's name again?
19:48
SPEAKER_03: Her horse's name is Santos.
19:50
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
19:50
SPEAKER_03: And Santos.
19:52
SPEAKER_03: And the store.
19:53
SPEAKER_03: If she didn't have her store, she would have nothing.
19:55
SPEAKER_02: Her store in Santos.
19:57
SPEAKER_03: Her store.
19:57
SPEAKER_03: Every time I think about Sutton's store, I think about like all the stores in Studio City, like along that little strip in your own neighborhood.
20:03
SPEAKER_03: It's called Tahunga Village, and it's like all these random ass stores of like women's clothing, like for middle-aged or elder elders.
20:11
SPEAKER_03: And it's like your husband always said that it's like, oh, this is just like they're like rich people like are doing you know for funsies.
20:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like to get for rich husbands to help help their like their wives stay busy.
20:24
SPEAKER_03: Or for mobsters to money launder.
20:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:26
SPEAKER_03: I think it's more just like these housewives that have nothing to do that like want something to give their life meaning.
20:30
SPEAKER_03: So they all picked a store.
20:32
SPEAKER_03: So it's like literally like seven versions of the same store.
20:34
SPEAKER_02: The point is that's Sutton's store.
20:37
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
20:38
SPEAKER_03: We also got a proposal from Tubos.
20:42
SPEAKER_02: Did you know that the discourse online is that people think Keely is shady?
20:46
SPEAKER_02: Why?
20:47
SPEAKER_02: And that he's just marrying her for her money.
20:49
SPEAKER_03: And why is he trying to get her knocked up?
20:52
SPEAKER_02: To secure that bag.
20:53
SPEAKER_03: Why do people online think that?
20:55
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
20:56
SPEAKER_03: That would be really sad if it's true, but like I can't be that surprised because he's a lot younger than her, right?
21:02
SPEAKER_02: How much younger is he though?
21:04
SPEAKER_02: He doesn't like look insanely younger.
21:07
SPEAKER_02: Doesn't really look that much younger.
21:10
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
21:10
SPEAKER_02: Maybe she just looks really good.
21:13
SPEAKER_03: She does look really good.
21:14
SPEAKER_03: She's at like I think she might be 50.
21:16
SPEAKER_02: If not pushing.
21:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, which is like another crazy reason.
21:20
SPEAKER_03: Still trying to get pregnant.
21:21
SPEAKER_03: You should not be trying to get pregnant.
21:22
SPEAKER_02: Happy for her though.
21:23
SPEAKER_02: She seems happy.
21:24
SPEAKER_02: I thought the ring was like not what I would have imagined she'd pick.
21:28
SPEAKER_03: I don't remember the ring, even one percent.
21:30
SPEAKER_02: I think it was like a pear-shaped diamond on a gold band.
21:35
SPEAKER_03: What did you expect?
21:37
SPEAKER_02: It's like sex in the city, you know, when Carrie opens the the bad ring and then pick the good ring.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: I would expect her to have more of like the good ring.
21:48
SPEAKER_03: Well maybe she'll she'll get a new one.
21:50
SPEAKER_02: I'm googling it.
21:51
SPEAKER_03: I have I have to believe that she had a hand in picking it.
21:55
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
21:56
SPEAKER_03: Or that she communicated to her daughter who communicated to Keely.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: What do I know?
22:00
SPEAKER_02: It's an 8.4 carat diamond with a with a four carat center stone.
22:07
SPEAKER_03: Let me get a glimpse of this warlock.
22:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's nice.
22:10
SPEAKER_02: I do feel like the center stone shh, I just imagined it would be larger.
22:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it does look small to be eight carats.
22:17
SPEAKER_02: Well, the center stone is four.
22:19
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
22:20
SPEAKER_02: Then there are the side stones.
22:22
SPEAKER_03: It looks small for even four carats.
22:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:26
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
22:26
SPEAKER_02: She if she's happy, then we're happy.
22:29
SPEAKER_03: Anyway.
22:30
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, we capp things off with Dorit's cover launch party.
22:35
SPEAKER_03: Her book cover launch party.
22:37
SPEAKER_03: So there has there is no book.
22:39
SPEAKER_03: That nobody went to.
22:40
SPEAKER_03: There's no book, there's just a book cover, and that's a reason to throw a party in these parts, because why the fuck not?
22:46
SPEAKER_02: Did you know that next week is the finale?
22:51
SPEAKER_03: You look stunned.
22:52
SPEAKER_03: You're shitting me.
22:54
SPEAKER_02: Are you upset about that?
22:56
SPEAKER_02: I'm not.
22:56
SPEAKER_03: We just didn't get anywhere.
22:58
SPEAKER_03: Like, like the plane took off, but we still haven't landed.
23:02
SPEAKER_03: Like, I feel like we took off from LAX and we're like over Denver.
23:06
SPEAKER_02: I think no matter how many episodes we went here, we would never gonna we were never gonna get there.
23:11
SPEAKER_03: Speaking of Colorado.
23:14
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, we're for our loss of angel in Potomac.
23:19
SPEAKER_03: She's not coming back, which is like really upsetting.
23:21
SPEAKER_02: It must have been her decision because after like the fan reaction, there's no way that Bravo would be like out with her.
23:28
SPEAKER_03: I just I had hoped that the fan love would have lifted her up.
23:31
SPEAKER_02: Not enough, Dad.
23:32
SPEAKER_02: Maybe they'll have a Real Housewives of Denver at some point and bring her in to the fold.
23:36
SPEAKER_03: Prayers.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: I'll take her.
23:38
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so that sucks.
23:40
SPEAKER_03: Because I just really feel like we didn't get anywhere.
23:42
SPEAKER_02: I like I said, they could give us a million more episodes and we still wouldn't get anywhere, so it doesn't really matter.
23:47
SPEAKER_03: You were right about the strong start.
23:49
SPEAKER_03: It's it was promising, but alas.
23:52
SPEAKER_02: And I like ending it on a to be continued of Erica not going to the party is stupid.
23:58
SPEAKER_03: Well, to quote Rachel, a no-show from Erica would destroy her.
24:02
SPEAKER_03: Well, we'll see if it does.
24:04
SPEAKER_03: I doubt that it will.
24:06
SPEAKER_03: It's funny that Rachel said that to Erica, and Erica said, okay, I'm I'm gonna destroy her.
24:11
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna choose destruction here.
24:12
SPEAKER_02: Well, Erica's probably trying to salvage what's left of the season.
24:16
SPEAKER_03: Too little, too late, girl.
24:18
SPEAKER_03: You needed to have stepped it up ages ago.
24:21
SPEAKER_03: So what's the future then of Beverly Hills?
24:24
SPEAKER_02: Bring Rina back.
24:25
SPEAKER_02: Bringing her back.
24:27
SPEAKER_03: We have to have Lisa back.
24:29
SPEAKER_02: I think I'm done with Kyle.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: I used to be like a huge Kyle fan, and I think that the tides have turned.
24:35
SPEAKER_03: And I'm done with her now.
24:36
SPEAKER_03: I think I think we can put her on pause.
24:39
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't think Lisa Rina ever should have been put on pause.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: No.
24:42
SPEAKER_03: Ever.
24:43
SPEAKER_03: I think that was a horrible mistake.
24:45
SPEAKER_03: Agreed.
24:46
SPEAKER_03: And we've been paying for it as viewers ever since.
24:51
SPEAKER_03: Shall we move on to the scorching temperatures of the valley?
24:56
SPEAKER_03: We start with Sosa's first birthday.
25:00
SPEAKER_03: Lala trying to pick up a guy whilst holding her daughter.
25:03
SPEAKER_02: I was impressed.
25:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she's got game.
25:07
SPEAKER_02: Well, you know.
25:09
SPEAKER_02: I think it's easy when it's like a lifeguard that's hot and you're like a hot chick that's on TV.
25:15
SPEAKER_02: Obviously you're gonna be successful.
25:18
SPEAKER_03: Like I maybe she shouldn't have been hitting on the lifeguard at her daughter's party.
25:22
SPEAKER_02: Like her live.
25:24
SPEAKER_03: I guess, yeah.
25:26
SPEAKER_02: I think it's kind of part of her shtick.
25:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I guess you're right.
25:29
SPEAKER_03: She's like she loves to ho hoe things up.
25:32
SPEAKER_03: I will never forget.
25:33
SPEAKER_03: Like when she they took a trip to Joshua.
25:37
SPEAKER_03: Where were they with Raquel and Raquel freaking out crying in the car?
25:41
SPEAKER_02: It might have been Joshua Tree.
25:43
SPEAKER_03: No, it was like a girl's trip somewhere.
25:44
SPEAKER_02: Palm Springs?
25:46
SPEAKER_03: I can't remember it.
25:46
SPEAKER_03: It is irrelevant.
25:48
SPEAKER_03: They were on a girl's trip and Lala was like out and she met this guy, and then she came back and she's like, I'm gonna be spraying everywhere.
25:55
SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh my fucking god, like dad is sick.
25:59
SPEAKER_03: Even from a hot girl like Lala, like that.
26:02
SPEAKER_03: It's just her it's just her thing, I guess.
26:05
SPEAKER_03: So we have Tom, Schwartz, and Michelle talking about their families.
26:09
SPEAKER_03: I guess Tom's dad is living by himself.
26:12
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what happened there.
26:13
SPEAKER_03: Do you remember?
26:14
SPEAKER_03: I don't.
26:14
SPEAKER_03: Perhaps he's lost his mom.
26:16
SPEAKER_03: And then Michelle talked about having to watch her mom die, and that it was like a very adult conversation for Schwartzy.
26:23
SPEAKER_03: That I it's like the first time I've seen him ever be like an adult, you know.
26:27
SPEAKER_02: Maybe he's turned a new leaf.
26:28
SPEAKER_03: And I just feel so bad for Michelle.
26:30
SPEAKER_03: I feel so bad for her.
26:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, me too.
26:33
SPEAKER_03: Because I oh she's not that old, and she shouldn't, you know, her baby's still so young and yeah.
26:40
SPEAKER_03: And then we have Nia also having a tough time.
26:43
SPEAKER_03: She's feeling lonely.
26:45
SPEAKER_03: She's feeling postpartum.
26:46
SPEAKER_03: She is four under four.
26:48
SPEAKER_02: She has a an oblivious fucking husband.
26:51
SPEAKER_02: I normally like Danny.
26:55
SPEAKER_02: I normally actually like him, but his just unaw what's the word we're looking for?
27:02
SPEAKER_03: Ignorance?
27:03
SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
27:04
SPEAKER_03: Unawareness.
27:05
SPEAKER_02: Uno whatever.
27:07
SPEAKER_02: He's so not in tune with what she needs and how she's feeling, and it's so obvious.
27:13
SPEAKER_02: It's crazy.
27:14
SPEAKER_03: He was the one that wanted to move to Santa Clarita, right?
27:17
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
27:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:18
SPEAKER_03: So he's happy as a clam jumping in the pool staring at those brown ass hills.
27:23
SPEAKER_02: I just feel for her.
27:24
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, she feels isolated because she's literally like might as well be on the other side of the fucking planet.
27:29
SPEAKER_02: And it's probably really hard to have four kids.
27:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and he's like sad because he wants another boy.
27:37
SPEAKER_02: I would rather, if if I were her, I'd be like, I I will cut your tube, whatever, myself to not have more kids.
27:45
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't understand.
27:46
SPEAKER_03: I don't understand how she's doing it.
27:48
SPEAKER_03: And she had twins.
27:49
SPEAKER_02: Well, they have help.
27:50
SPEAKER_03: Still.
27:52
SPEAKER_03: She had those twins, she had that boy, now she's and the twins, like having to raise those two while Asher was still like a little baby, like can I couldn't do it.
28:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but you want your um your son's sibling to be close to nature, so you need to really start thinking about getting busy.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure if he's even getting one at this point.
28:12
SPEAKER_03: He has to.
28:13
SPEAKER_02: That's not a conversation for this, for this airwave.
28:16
unknown: Okay.
28:17
SPEAKER_03: Well, ladies of London, they did have the conversation.
28:20
SPEAKER_03: We heard from Mark Francis, whose dad is not well, and it's uh hard for Mark Francis to take care of him all by himself.
28:27
SPEAKER_02: Well, Mark Francis is super fucking annoying.
28:32
SPEAKER_03: So he's he is awful, but like he I do feel bad that he's going through this.
28:37
SPEAKER_03: And yeah, the only thing for him.
28:38
SPEAKER_02: I do too, but I I kind of so we've been saying that he's like overacting.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: I think he is, but I also think that's just who he is.
28:49
SPEAKER_02: A pretentious overactor.
28:51
SPEAKER_03: I agree, but I just think the cameras really turned something on and probably.
28:55
SPEAKER_03: And it's just insane.
28:57
SPEAKER_03: Like that fight last week about s which by the way, we didn't even talk about Ladies of London last week, but there was a big fight, but it just felt so fake to me.
29:05
SPEAKER_03: Like none of that rang true to me.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: No, it really didn't.
29:07
SPEAKER_02: I no.
29:08
SPEAKER_02: But the funniest part of that last week's whole episode to me is Margot talking about Mark Francis being on the phone with Emma and just like showing off that they're such good friends, like her takes in the Talking Heads.
29:20
SPEAKER_02: I actually think she's really funny.
29:21
SPEAKER_02: Me too.
29:22
SPEAKER_03: I like her as a housewife.
29:23
SPEAKER_03: I do think she's good there.
29:24
SPEAKER_02: And I also was laughing because they all sent her this like recorded video of like you're gonna do so well, blah blah blah.
29:30
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, oh my god, yeah, she's running a marathon, so exciting.
29:32
SPEAKER_02: She ran a 10K.
29:33
SPEAKER_03: Okay, but she ran it in Kenya where it's like hot as balls.
29:36
SPEAKER_02: That's six miles.
29:39
SPEAKER_02: In the heat.
29:40
SPEAKER_02: I ran a half marathon in Florida.
29:44
SPEAKER_03: I know, and you got COVID from it, probably.
29:47
SPEAKER_02: Most likely, but that's not neither here nor there.
29:50
SPEAKER_02: It's it was hot and it was humid as hell.
29:52
SPEAKER_03: Well, we can't all be you.
29:53
SPEAKER_02: And that was 13 miles.
29:55
SPEAKER_02: She ran six.
29:56
SPEAKER_02: People run that on their daily roll.
29:58
SPEAKER_02: We have a friend who listens, hello, who runs a lot.
30:00
SPEAKER_02: I bet she runs a 10k every day.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: Do you have any other thoughts on Ladies of London?
30:05
SPEAKER_03: No, I think I'm ready to move over to the 90-day Uverse.
30:10
SPEAKER_02: Well, just the one show that you're watching.
30:12
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
30:13
SPEAKER_03: I assume that's the only one worth talking about.
30:18
SPEAKER_03: Well, what are your thoughts?
30:22
SPEAKER_03: Who do you want to start with?
30:25
SPEAKER_03: Um, Forrest and Sheena, perhaps?
30:28
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so Forrest and Sheena were not in this episode, were they?
30:34
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes, they were.
30:36
SPEAKER_02: Because they told Molly not only that they had sex, but that Forrest was planning to stay in the Philippines.
30:45
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
30:47
SPEAKER_02: And Molly is a psychopath cheering for her son's nookie-nookie.
30:53
SPEAKER_02: And then when she was told that he was gonna stay, she is bipolar.
30:59
SPEAKER_03: But I think it cut off, right?
31:02
SPEAKER_03: Like we didn't actually see her full reaction.
31:04
SPEAKER_02: We saw a lot of it.
31:05
SPEAKER_02: We saw her, we saw um Sheena say, You should just trust your son for once, and she said, What the fuck just came out of your mouth, or something like that.
31:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and then she said this is our decision, and she's like, our decision?
31:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's a psychopath.
31:21
SPEAKER_03: She's a monster, but I wouldn't have her any other way.
31:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:25
SPEAKER_03: So what's gonna happen?
31:26
SPEAKER_03: So do you think that Forrest is gonna I think he has to come back.
31:29
SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't think he can just like stay there indefinitely.
31:31
SPEAKER_03: Why not?
31:33
SPEAKER_02: He doesn't have the proper visa.
31:37
SPEAKER_03: It seemed like he could stay.
31:39
SPEAKER_03: Like they talked to the lawyer and everything.
31:42
SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess we'll see.
31:44
SPEAKER_03: We'll put a pin in that one.
31:46
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if he'll be able to like not back like back down or stand up to his mom long enough.
31:52
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
31:53
SPEAKER_03: Like, I feel like he will he'll cave to his mother.
31:56
SPEAKER_02: Time and truth.
31:58
SPEAKER_03: Elsewhere we had Elise and Joshua.
32:00
SPEAKER_02: Joshua.
32:01
SPEAKER_03: And Elise's groveling, like hardcore groveling after her um outburst in the bar.
32:07
SPEAKER_02: Unsurprisingly.
32:08
SPEAKER_02: And he seems like he's really done with it, but she says, Are we still going to the zoo?
32:12
SPEAKER_03: And he says, Yes.
32:15
SPEAKER_02: They still go to the zoo.
32:16
SPEAKER_03: And they seem to have a good time, no?
32:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think he probably just wants to keep banging her till she leaves.
32:21
SPEAKER_03: No, I don't think it's like that.
32:23
SPEAKER_03: I do.
32:23
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't think it was like that originally, but after the outburst at the bar, I think that's where we're at now.
32:28
SPEAKER_03: That's a Rick and Trish situation.
32:30
SPEAKER_03: I feel like these two actually.
32:32
SPEAKER_03: I feel like there's real there might be like a real thing there.
32:36
SPEAKER_03: Again, I think there was until I don't think it can fall apart from one bar outburst.
32:42
SPEAKER_02: I guess we'll see there too, but I think it definitely could.
32:44
SPEAKER_02: And now she wants to meet his son.
32:46
SPEAKER_02: She d I don't know anything about the blue mountains of Australia, do you?
32:50
SPEAKER_02: No.
32:51
SPEAKER_02: Looked nice.
32:53
SPEAKER_02: The house.
32:54
SPEAKER_02: She's throwing fucking penny noodles at a wall, like an idiot.
32:58
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, but see, they like were so happy, like they really seemed like they were getting their relationship back on track.
33:04
SPEAKER_02: She frustrates me because it's like she's my age, so if you're 33 and you're like making a big deal out of the fact that you're opening a Caesar salad kit to put together and cooking noodles and sauce, like grow up.
33:18
SPEAKER_03: That's not an impressive feat.
33:20
SPEAKER_03: I almost sliced off my finger putting together a Caesar salad kit, so it's not always that easy.
33:25
SPEAKER_03: What were you even using that would slice off your finger?
33:28
SPEAKER_03: I was trying to open the bag of croutons.
33:30
SPEAKER_03: With what?
33:31
SPEAKER_03: A knife! Why?
33:34
SPEAKER_03: Because that was the only thing I saw nearby.
33:37
SPEAKER_03: Aren't most of those bags like We were cooking for a lot of people.
33:40
SPEAKER_03: Like, I I really couldn't couldn't take any more pauses on the situation.
33:45
SPEAKER_03: I had to grab what was in my sights.
33:47
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
33:48
SPEAKER_03: Anyway.
33:49
SPEAKER_03: Uh I'm so stuck on the fact that you said she looks 30 or that she's 33.
33:54
SPEAKER_03: She looks fucking 43.
33:56
SPEAKER_02: I know I feel bad.
33:57
SPEAKER_03: As Andy Cohen once said, sometimes I feel like the Botox is making you guys look older.
34:03
SPEAKER_03: He said that?
34:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he said it during the Vanderpump reunion.
34:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh shit.
34:06
SPEAKER_03: He asked She know how old she was, and I forget what she said, like 33 or some shit, and he's like, That's yikes.
34:13
SPEAKER_03: Elsewhere we had Jovan and Anilyn.
34:15
SPEAKER_03: Did they so she takes a pregnancy test?
34:17
SPEAKER_03: It's negative.
34:18
SPEAKER_03: No.
34:19
SPEAKER_03: I don't think we got what.
34:21
SPEAKER_02: No, she didn't take a pregnancy test.
34:23
SPEAKER_02: Viva and Stig took the pregnancy test, but I think that was last week.
34:26
SPEAKER_02: I don't think that was this week.
34:27
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so what happened with those two?
34:28
SPEAKER_02: They went to buy a ring because she all she wants is a simple gold band.
34:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, that's right.
34:33
SPEAKER_02: That's all she wants is a simple gold band.
34:34
SPEAKER_02: She's not even a bougie bitch, and he can't pony up$268.
34:39
SPEAKER_03: That is so fucking sad.
34:41
SPEAKER_02: Make it make sense.
34:42
SPEAKER_03: Why does this woman think that this is what she deserves?
34:44
SPEAKER_03: Like, what is happening to these women?
34:46
SPEAKER_02: I really don't know.
34:47
SPEAKER_02: She needs to leave him, though.
34:48
SPEAKER_02: It's it's like I I have a hard time having sympathy for her because he's so terrible that it's like, why do you It should be easy to leave.
34:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:56
SPEAKER_03: But you know that it's not that nice.
34:58
SPEAKER_02: You never even met him till uh a week ago.
35:00
SPEAKER_02: Like, you could have just ended it.
35:02
SPEAKER_02: I know, but when she How well do we even know him at this point?
35:06
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not saying they know each other, but she he's he has a place in her life.
35:10
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
35:11
SPEAKER_02: Uh oh why?
35:13
SPEAKER_03: Like like she he's probably the first person she talks to when she wakes up.
35:17
SPEAKER_03: Kind of like that.
35:18
SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
35:19
SPEAKER_03: I just feel like like the absence of who she thinks he'll miss the absence of like this person that she built in her mind if they break up.
35:27
SPEAKER_02: He's literally the worst.
35:28
SPEAKER_03: And she probably is like holding on to that vision and not accepting that like he's not the guy you thought he was.
35:34
SPEAKER_02: I think I actually hate him.
35:35
SPEAKER_02: But not as much as I hate Rick.
35:37
SPEAKER_03: I'm trying to think of who the most hated who do I hate the most in the 90-day franchise of men.
35:42
SPEAKER_03: Who do you hate the most?
35:44
SPEAKER_03: Rick.
35:45
SPEAKER_03: I hate even more than Gino.
35:46
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say, I definitely hate Gino more.
35:49
SPEAKER_03: Maybe because I have like more seasons of Gino.
35:53
SPEAKER_03: I do also really hate Gino, though.
35:55
SPEAKER_03: Gino is I can't watch him.
35:57
SPEAKER_03: I s like if he's ever on Happily Ever After again, I'm gonna have to reassess like how much.
36:02
SPEAKER_03: Or you could just fast forward his part.
36:03
SPEAKER_03: I might have to, because he's in stuff.
36:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:06
SPEAKER_03: He's just icky.
36:08
SPEAKER_02: Uh let's see.
36:11
SPEAKER_02: Well, Rick and Trish.
36:15
SPEAKER_03: Did we have them this week?
36:17
SPEAKER_02: Yes, they were flying back to where she's from, and she found Texas from his exes.
36:25
SPEAKER_03: I think it's from one example.
36:27
SPEAKER_03: I know, but I was What did he say?
36:30
SPEAKER_02: She said something like, I never meant anything to you, and he said, you know, that's not true.
36:34
SPEAKER_02: Some of the best moments of my life were with you, blah blah blah, whatever.
36:37
SPEAKER_03: Like you meant so much to me, blah blah blah.
36:39
SPEAKER_02: So I'm really hoping that now Trish just ends it.
36:43
SPEAKER_03: If the literally going on a sex vacation before your sex vacation with her wasn't enough.
36:50
SPEAKER_02: He's such a hypocrite.
36:51
SPEAKER_02: I know.
36:52
SPEAKER_02: Cause she all she said was, I went to this restaurant with my ex-boyfriend, I liked it, and he like lost his mind.
36:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:58
SPEAKER_03: She and she didn't even say like I liked going with him.
37:00
SPEAKER_03: She meant like this was a good restaurant.
37:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:02
SPEAKER_03: Like people do that.
37:04
SPEAKER_03: People go to the same restaurant with you know their ex and their current partners.
37:07
SPEAKER_02: This is why I think I hate it more than Gino.
37:10
SPEAKER_03: No.
37:10
SPEAKER_03: I still hate Gino more, but because Gino's just been doing it longer.
37:14
SPEAKER_03: But I wonder how Jasmine is doing.
37:17
SPEAKER_02: You can go look at her Instagram anytime.
37:19
SPEAKER_02: I also think she's on Pillow Talk, so.
37:21
SPEAKER_03: I might have to like circle back.
37:22
SPEAKER_03: Is she on Pillow Talk with that guy, Matt?
37:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:25
SPEAKER_03: I'm glad they're still together.
37:26
SPEAKER_03: Do you think that they're like endgame?
37:29
SPEAKER_02: I think by default.
37:30
SPEAKER_02: Like they probably just didn't look at each other and go, I guess we're here now.
37:34
SPEAKER_02: We're here now.
37:36
SPEAKER_02: Maddie.
37:40
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna I was gonna say, oh Maddie, as in Maddie.
37:43
SPEAKER_03: Matt.
37:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Matt.
37:45
SPEAKER_02: Matty.
37:46
SPEAKER_03: Matty! Jazzy!
37:49
SPEAKER_02: I like mine better.
37:50
SPEAKER_03: I do too.
37:51
SPEAKER_03: Um, yeah, I don't know.
37:54
SPEAKER_03: Maybe they maybe those two crazy kids will actually go the distance.
37:58
SPEAKER_02: I think lots of people go the distance because there's nothing else to do.
38:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:05
SPEAKER_03: But they have so many social media followers, they probably both get DMs.
38:08
SPEAKER_03: Like.
38:10
SPEAKER_02: You think Jasmine's getting DMs from men?
38:12
SPEAKER_03: Of course.
38:12
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
38:13
SPEAKER_03: I think probably Lisa, Lisa and Daniel is probably getting DMs from men and women at this point.
38:19
SPEAKER_03: Like, there are people so hungry for fame.
38:22
SPEAKER_03: I mean, look at Big Ed has had multiple lovers.
38:25
SPEAKER_02: So to move on to Lisa and Daniel then.
38:30
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
38:31
SPEAKER_02: She wants she wants him to dine at the downtown dining and entertainment district.
38:37
SPEAKER_03: But it's her last day, so it's too late.
38:39
SPEAKER_02: So he can't.
38:40
SPEAKER_02: And he says.
38:42
SPEAKER_02: He says he doesn't know how.
38:43
SPEAKER_02: He's never done it.
38:44
SPEAKER_03: And he has a he has a dick.
38:46
SPEAKER_03: What can he do?
38:46
SPEAKER_02: I actually think that this is common for the I don't know if it's just Nigeria or most of Africa or what.
38:52
SPEAKER_02: I think it's common for their culture that men don't do that.
38:55
SPEAKER_03: That makes sense.
38:56
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I've seen this on 90 Day before.
38:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
39:00
SPEAKER_03: But and there are just like some people like remember DJ Khaled was just like, I'm not sure.
39:03
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, yes.
39:04
SPEAKER_03: I just don't do that.
39:05
SPEAKER_03: It's like, wow.
39:06
SPEAKER_02: But unfortunately, she's been practicing lesbianism.
39:09
SPEAKER_03: I know, she needs that.
39:11
SPEAKER_02: So she's got accustomed to it.
39:12
SPEAKER_03: And he literally thinks that because he has a penis.
39:15
SPEAKER_03: Like he literally acted as though like I'm incapable.
39:17
SPEAKER_03: Like what is what does she want me to do?
39:19
SPEAKER_03: I have a penis.
39:20
SPEAKER_03: Like I can't.
39:20
SPEAKER_03: That's what I have for her.
39:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like that's that's my that's what I got.
39:24
SPEAKER_03: That's it.
39:25
SPEAKER_03: There you have it.
39:26
SPEAKER_02: There you go.
39:27
SPEAKER_02: Um, so they say goodbye at the airport, and he legit do you think that those tears were mustard or do you think he was actually?
39:33
SPEAKER_03: I think the tears were over what she said before she left, which was, you know I can't be sending you any more money.
39:39
SPEAKER_03: I can't be sending you any more money.
39:41
SPEAKER_02: But I might have to ask you sometimes.
39:42
SPEAKER_03: No, I need to save all of it for the visa.
39:45
SPEAKER_03: So that puts him in a predicament.
39:47
SPEAKER_02: He said, I might have to ask you sometime.
39:49
SPEAKER_02: She goes, try not to.
39:51
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I try to save money and not spend it.
39:54
SPEAKER_02: What's her friend's name?
39:55
SPEAKER_02: Juna?
39:56
SPEAKER_02: I can't be sending any more of Juna's money to you.
39:59
SPEAKER_03: What a good friend.
40:00
SPEAKER_03: Like, I could never be a friend like that to anyone.
40:02
SPEAKER_02: Fuck that shit.
40:04
SPEAKER_03: So we saved the best for last.
40:07
SPEAKER_02: We did?
40:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:08
SPEAKER_03: Who?
40:09
SPEAKER_03: Laura and Beer Can.
40:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, how can I forget about the life of Beer Can?
40:14
SPEAKER_03: So.
40:14
SPEAKER_02: His voice, the roboticness of it, is just Chef's kiss.
40:19
SPEAKER_03: I know.
40:20
SPEAKER_03: I feel like I could fall asleep to that.
40:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:22
SPEAKER_03: So he finds out that she tried to kiss Michael.
40:25
SPEAKER_03: But this was before she even met Beer Can.
40:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:27
SPEAKER_02: So he rejects the.
40:29
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, hold on.
40:30
SPEAKER_02: So he's sitting on the bench and he says something along the lines of my day was good, but you are bad.
40:37
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
40:39
SPEAKER_02: Michael is a good guy.
40:41
SPEAKER_02: You are a bad guy.
40:43
SPEAKER_02: It's just like, I just love it.
40:45
SPEAKER_03: I know.
40:47
SPEAKER_03: So he he is that because she is that because she didn't tell him about how she tried to kiss Michael.
40:53
SPEAKER_02: Now Which is really strategic on her part.
40:55
SPEAKER_02: Like she knew exactly what she was doing.
40:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because she wanted them to fight over her.
40:59
SPEAKER_03: 100%.
40:59
SPEAKER_03: If if Beer Cane knew that Laura tried to make a move and Michael denied it, that wouldn't make her in demand.
41:06
SPEAKER_02: And it wouldn't, yeah, she wouldn't then have potentially two men fighting over her.
41:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she wouldn't be jizzing her pants over there quarrel.
41:14
SPEAKER_02: Which turns out Michael doesn't.
41:16
SPEAKER_02: But you know, okay, so if he's saying up and down, I don't want to be with you, I don't want to be with you.
41:20
SPEAKER_02: What then why did you fly to Turkey?
41:22
SPEAKER_03: He straight up said, I don't know where you guys get the idea that I'm in love with you.
41:26
SPEAKER_03: And she said, Well, you did jump on a plane and come to my rescue.
41:30
SPEAKER_02: Which fair.
41:31
SPEAKER_03: You I don't know a single man who would do that for me, like, that's a friend.
41:35
SPEAKER_02: But she goes over to his uh rental and is mad at him for telling beer can, which she has no right to be mad at him for that.
41:42
SPEAKER_03: No.
41:43
SPEAKER_03: And I think that even if it did happen before they met, I still think that it's something that you need to disclose if you're going to stay friends.
41:50
SPEAKER_03: Like, I did have a crush on him.
41:52
SPEAKER_02: I tried to jump his bones and he said no, and it was embarrassing.
41:56
SPEAKER_03: I probably w wouldn't want to admit that either.
41:59
SPEAKER_03: But like, knowing that this is all on camera and like Michael's gonna come, like, at least before Michael got there, I would say something.
42:06
SPEAKER_02: I I probably would have the friendship with Michael would have been over for me.
42:11
SPEAKER_02: I couldn't take the rejection.
42:13
SPEAKER_02: To be like, well, we're done here.
42:15
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
42:16
SPEAKER_02: We're done here.
42:16
SPEAKER_02: You're so right.
42:18
SPEAKER_03: A man rejected my kiss.
42:19
SPEAKER_03: I could literally never see him again.
42:21
SPEAKER_02: Nope.
42:21
SPEAKER_02: That would be the end of that.
42:22
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if I could see anyone again.
42:24
SPEAKER_03: I feel like I wouldn't.
42:25
SPEAKER_02: So it takes a lot of balls for her to have been like, okay, we're gonna just push through that.
42:29
SPEAKER_03: I would hide in my room for weeks.
42:31
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna persevere.
42:32
SPEAKER_03: We're gonna still be friends.
42:34
SPEAKER_03: Like, oh poor girl.
42:37
SPEAKER_03: But it doesn't matter because now she has beer can and she just loves.
42:40
SPEAKER_02: Well, not anymore because he wouldn't let her return to the Airbnb that she's paying for.
42:45
SPEAKER_03: He said he wished he never met her.
42:47
SPEAKER_02: When she said, so should I not come to the apartment tonight?
42:50
SPEAKER_02: I was like, girl, that's not a question.
42:53
SPEAKER_02: What do you mean, should you not come?
42:55
SPEAKER_03: I didn't have to be there.
42:56
SPEAKER_03: You can get the fuck out.
42:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I would have said, so you're not gonna be at the apartment tonight?
42:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like do you wanna leave?
43:01
SPEAKER_02: The fuck?
43:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:03
SPEAKER_02: This woman has lost her damn mind.
43:05
SPEAKER_02: I guess I'll get a hotel then.
43:06
SPEAKER_03: Fuck no! It's crazy that she is a fifth grade teacher.
43:09
SPEAKER_03: Like, I think about that all the time.
43:11
SPEAKER_02: I wish that she had been my fifth grade teacher because this is the kind of stuff that you talk about for years to come.
43:17
SPEAKER_03: Like that your teacher did this?
43:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, my teacher was on 98 fiancé.
43:22
SPEAKER_02: And you know she's the kind of teacher too who's like way too personal, like gets into her personal life too much with her students.
43:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:29
SPEAKER_02: I had a teacher like that in seventh grade.
43:31
SPEAKER_03: Who?
43:31
SPEAKER_02: I thought we were actually friends.
43:33
SPEAKER_03: Who?
43:35
SPEAKER_02: She brought me a Starbucks one time.
43:37
SPEAKER_03: Miss Glenn?
43:38
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't want to say her name on the podcast just because I don't know.
43:42
SPEAKER_02: Literally, nobody It's clearly inappropriate.
43:45
SPEAKER_02: Say her name.
43:45
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not gonna say I'll tell you after this.
43:47
SPEAKER_02: You never had this teacher because I was in dumb math and you were in smart math.
43:51
SPEAKER_03: Literally no one your teacher is not gonna find this.
43:55
SPEAKER_02: No, I know, but we know people in com I can't I'll tell you off.
43:58
SPEAKER_03: It's not like she was grooming you.
44:00
SPEAKER_02: I know, but I just don't I don't want to.
44:02
SPEAKER_02: I'll tell you off the bike.
44:03
SPEAKER_02: Shit.
44:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, you were groomed by a teacher.
44:06
SPEAKER_02: I'm groomed by the teacher.
44:07
SPEAKER_02: She just would tell me if she was like dating somebody, or again, she brought me a Starbucks and just you know.
44:13
SPEAKER_03: Why did she only bring you a Starbucks?
44:14
SPEAKER_03: Weren't the other kids like weird?
44:16
SPEAKER_02: Like, didn't weren't they jealous?
44:17
SPEAKER_02: Definitely.
44:18
SPEAKER_02: Did she give it sheep in front of everyone?
44:20
SPEAKER_02: I honestly can't remember.
44:20
SPEAKER_02: The details are fuzzy.
44:22
SPEAKER_02: Like, this is the first time I've thought about this in a long time.
44:24
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if this is true for you, but like I think back to junior high and even high school now, and it's like I remember very little.
44:31
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy because I used to remember like every teacher I had.
44:34
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, that ship has sailed.
44:36
SPEAKER_03: Like, because we had two groups of four teachers every year for four years.
44:40
SPEAKER_03: And I would remember like every single teacher from you know, first, and this was like through college, I could remember all my teachers.
44:46
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, I wonder if it'll ever get to the point where I can't remember my teachers.
44:50
SPEAKER_03: Here we are.
44:51
SPEAKER_03: Fuck if I know.
44:52
SPEAKER_03: I know like there was a Mr.
44:53
SPEAKER_03: C.
44:54
SPEAKER_03: Remember that one, Mr.
44:56
SPEAKER_03: Mr.
44:56
SPEAKER_03: Pursley?
44:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh god, I actually feel really bad for him.
45:00
SPEAKER_02: Why?
45:00
SPEAKER_02: Because we all called him Mr.
45:02
SPEAKER_02: Pursley, and he was not even probably he just was a regular dude trying to live his life and teach us history.
45:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but it's not his fault he had an unfortunate last name.
45:10
SPEAKER_02: Although it was.
45:11
SPEAKER_02: Also he had the luck.
45:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he kind of did.
45:13
SPEAKER_03: But you're right, he probably didn't do anything.
45:15
SPEAKER_02: No, although we did have a teacher and two teachers in high school who did and got caught for kitty porn.
45:24
SPEAKER_03: No, it wasn't kitty porn.
45:26
SPEAKER_02: One was, and the other one was like sexually harassing a student.
45:29
SPEAKER_03: Wait, I don't think I know the kitty porn one.
45:31
SPEAKER_03: I know the other one, and that was disappointing because he was like a leader.
45:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:35
SPEAKER_03: A leader teacher.
45:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:36
SPEAKER_03: And there's a third teacher that's married to one of your classmates.
45:41
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, you're right.
45:42
SPEAKER_02: I forgot about that too.
45:44
SPEAKER_03: Isn't that crazy?
45:45
SPEAKER_03: That is that's like I cannot imagine marrying any of my teachers.
45:49
SPEAKER_03: Maybe like the substitutes.
45:51
SPEAKER_02: And I need to say he wasn't like young when they got together.
45:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he wasn't like 22 teachers.
45:56
SPEAKER_02: He was like in his mid-40s.
45:58
SPEAKER_02: Or at least at least mid-40s, I'd say.
46:02
SPEAKER_03: No.
46:02
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
46:03
SPEAKER_03: He was.
46:05
SPEAKER_03: He probably felt older because we were so young, but like he could have easily been mid-30s.
46:09
SPEAKER_03: We would have no way of knowing.
46:10
SPEAKER_02: Like whatever.
46:11
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't matter.
46:12
SPEAKER_03: Even so, if he was mid-30s and this bitch was 17.
46:16
SPEAKER_03: Still gross.
46:17
SPEAKER_03: And then how many years later do they hook up?
46:19
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
46:20
SPEAKER_02: Not like I'm friends with this girl.
46:21
SPEAKER_02: I have no idea.
46:23
SPEAKER_03: Can you imagine telling your parents like I'm dating this guy that is a girlfriend?
46:26
SPEAKER_03: Used to be my teacher.
46:27
SPEAKER_03: How'd you meet?
46:29
SPEAKER_02: Well.
46:30
SPEAKER_02: He was my 40-year-old high school English teacher.
46:33
SPEAKER_02: Crazy.
46:34
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
46:35
SPEAKER_02: I don't remember if he's talking about it.
46:38
SPEAKER_03: But like, yeah.
46:40
SPEAKER_02: The point is a lot of child.
46:42
SPEAKER_02: A lot of those mems are a black hole.
46:43
SPEAKER_02: So whatever this teacher, how all I know is that just Starbucks was involved, and I was like, clearly I'm the favorite here.
46:48
SPEAKER_03: Um crazy.
46:50
SPEAKER_02: I don't know why.
46:51
SPEAKER_02: I guess because I was so cool.
46:52
SPEAKER_02: Because I did the morning announcement, so it was in eighth grade.
46:55
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, and people would listen to you and they would think you were a boy.
47:00
SPEAKER_02: Except that I had a girl voice.
47:02
SPEAKER_02: I really peaked in eighth grade, I feel.
47:04
SPEAKER_03: They'd be like, is that your brother?
47:05
SPEAKER_02: Okay, but then the following year when I was in eighth grade.
47:08
SPEAKER_03: I had left.
47:09
SPEAKER_02: And I was I just really peaked because I was starting to get boobs.
47:12
unknown: Oh.
47:13
SPEAKER_02: So I was getting some attention and also I did the announcements and I was class president.
47:18
SPEAKER_03: And who who was your boyfriend in eighth grade?
47:20
SPEAKER_02: I didn't have one.
47:21
SPEAKER_03: Oh, oh, so But I could have.
47:24
SPEAKER_02: Who?
47:25
SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure.
47:27
SPEAKER_03: I feel like if you could have, you a hundred percent would have.
47:31
SPEAKER_02: Obviously.
47:32
SPEAKER_02: Um, do you ever like wonder?
47:34
SPEAKER_02: I wish I could like get a written list of all of the boys who ever had a crush on me but didn't want to tell me.
47:41
SPEAKER_03: Whatever you got, you I you requested the list and it was came back zero.
47:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I'd be so upset.
47:47
SPEAKER_03: Like I feel like I would never want to know because if it was I think it was probably zero and I don't need that like clarified.
47:53
SPEAKER_02: Well, I know for sure one so there was this one boy that I I loved him like through junior high and high school.
48:01
SPEAKER_02: Like I if I wasn't I had a boyfriend for a while in high school, in between like other quote unquote boyfriends, I always just was like this guy, like if he ever liked me, like this would be it, you know?
48:13
SPEAKER_03: End game.
48:14
SPEAKER_02: End game.
48:15
SPEAKER_02: And he and I I thought for sure that he knew I liked him.
48:19
SPEAKER_02: And that's why like he obviously didn't like me back, otherwise we would be married.
48:24
SPEAKER_02: And years later, when I was in my 20s, I saw him at a bar when I lived in the Bay Area.
48:31
SPEAKER_03: What bar was that?
48:32
SPEAKER_02: It was in Livermore.
48:33
SPEAKER_03: Oh shit.
48:34
SPEAKER_02: I was with someone else at the time.
48:37
SPEAKER_02: But we were both, it was like one of the Livermore wine festivals, so I was wasted, but I have a very clear memory of this because I saw him at a bar and I was like, oh my god, you like wow, how are you?
48:47
SPEAKER_02: And then we were like chatting, he goes, I had such a crush on you in school.
48:50
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, dude, if you had just said that.
48:53
SPEAKER_00: Did you say that?
48:55
SPEAKER_02: Probably did because I was so drunk.
48:57
SPEAKER_02: I was like, we would be married.
49:00
SPEAKER_03: Rescued you right then and then.
49:01
SPEAKER_03: Honestly, like the guy you were with the guy you were with, he should have just like swooped you up.
49:06
SPEAKER_03: Was he with the woman?
49:07
SPEAKER_02: No, he was with friends.
49:08
SPEAKER_03: Girl, you let you literally should have walked away and never looked back when he said that.
49:14
SPEAKER_03: I mean my hand, good sir.
49:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that right.
49:17
SPEAKER_02: I'll think I'll swell it ends well, but that's why it makes me think like I just want the list.
49:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
49:23
SPEAKER_03: I yeah, that is an interesting thing because like you assume nobody likes you.
49:27
SPEAKER_02: But you could be very wrong.
49:28
SPEAKER_03: You could actually have your crush have liked you back.
49:31
SPEAKER_02: What if there's girls on the list?
49:32
SPEAKER_03: My elementary school crush I know didn't like me back because he knew I liked him.
49:37
SPEAKER_03: Somebody told him.
49:38
SPEAKER_02: You also had an elementary school boyfriend who also didn't like you because he likes men.
49:43
SPEAKER_03: Well, he liked me first.
49:45
SPEAKER_02: What does that tell you?
49:46
SPEAKER_03: Some man hands, baby.
49:48
SPEAKER_02: I don't even know how we got on this tangent.
49:50
SPEAKER_02: Back to Laura Beerkin, the fifth grade teacher.
49:53
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
49:55
SPEAKER_02: I think it she'd be a fun my point is she'd be a fun teacher because you know she's way too personal.
50:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
50:00
SPEAKER_03: Or bad if that's not your thing.
50:02
SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't I would eat that shit up.
50:04
SPEAKER_02: I'd be like, tell me more about your Turkish boyfriend that you're gonna go meet.
50:09
unknown: Can you imagine?
50:11
SPEAKER_03: When you're a kid, it's like these are the only people she can talk to about this because they're gonna be like impressed.
50:16
SPEAKER_02: Her or Chat GPT.
50:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
50:19
SPEAKER_03: Because like if she talks to anyone, like an adult about this, like they're gonna think she's nuts like her parents.
50:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:25
SPEAKER_03: So like she's surrounded by that's probably why she thought this was a good idea, because she's surrounded by kids who are like, Do it! Yeah, like it's like prince and it's like a prince and a princess.
50:34
SPEAKER_02: It's not making sense.
50:36
SPEAKER_03: Anyway.
50:38
SPEAKER_03: Can't wait to see what happens next.
50:39
SPEAKER_03: They're in a fight.
50:40
SPEAKER_02: I fear that next week might be the last episode before the Tell All.
50:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh hell.
50:46
SPEAKER_02: Let's just mentally prepare ourselves for that.
50:49
SPEAKER_03: At least we'll get like seven Tell All episodes, which usually I don't like, but in this case, to see all these gems talking to me.
50:59
SPEAKER_03: But when it's a happily ever after finale, they make it five episodes, and that shit is garbage.
51:04
SPEAKER_02: I can't explain it.
51:07
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, um I know that you're gonna rot the rest of the night with me, and then we don't have much time.
51:14
SPEAKER_02: A very early flight tomorrow, but when you get home, are you gonna rot?
51:17
SPEAKER_03: Um, I did book a Pilates class for like 6 p.m., but we'll see.
51:20
SPEAKER_02: Because you land at 9 a.m.
51:22
SPEAKER_02: your time?
51:22
SPEAKER_03: No, I land at 1 p.m.
51:24
SPEAKER_03: my time.
51:24
SPEAKER_03: I have a long layover in Denver.
51:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
51:27
SPEAKER_03: Three hours.
51:28
SPEAKER_02: Ugh.
51:29
unknown: Yeah.
51:30
SPEAKER_02: But you're flying into Burbank?
51:31
SPEAKER_03: That was the trade-off.
51:32
SPEAKER_02: Well, we'll see if it's worth it.
51:34
SPEAKER_03: The point is, I'm gonna rot for like the next hour with you before you have to start winding down.
51:40
SPEAKER_03: And I'm just trying to like not even let it hit me that I'm like leaving my my number one son.
51:48
SPEAKER_02: He's not your son.
51:50
SPEAKER_02: He's my son.
51:51
SPEAKER_02: I pushed him out.
51:52
SPEAKER_02: You did nothing.
51:53
SPEAKER_03: I got every bodily fluid on me this week, okay?
51:56
SPEAKER_03: I feel like I've qualified.
51:58
SPEAKER_02: You've done a really good job.
52:00
SPEAKER_03: Have I done better than you expected, equally to what you expected, or even worse than what you expected?
52:05
SPEAKER_03: Much better than I expected.
52:06
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say your expectations, please tell me they were lower than what I did.
52:09
SPEAKER_02: No, they were way lower, and I have to tell you now that you're leaving, that my husband and I had a bet going on if you could do his full routine from diaper change to put down successfully.
52:20
SPEAKER_02: And I didn't.
52:21
SPEAKER_02: You did.
52:22
SPEAKER_03: Why?
52:23
SPEAKER_02: You've done it all.
52:25
SPEAKER_03: I feel like every single time you've you've taken him and rocked him.
52:29
SPEAKER_02: No, you've definitely done every step.
52:31
SPEAKER_03: I mean I know I can't.
52:32
SPEAKER_02: So I've lost the bet.
52:33
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I know what happened.
52:34
SPEAKER_03: The night I was gonna do it by myself was the night that he's the pee shot.
52:38
SPEAKER_02: Right.
52:39
SPEAKER_02: He shot pee at me.
52:40
SPEAKER_02: But you definitely basically we both admitted that I have lost the bet because I betted against you, so sorry.
52:46
SPEAKER_03: It's really like not that hard.
52:50
SPEAKER_02: It's really not.
52:50
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't know.
52:51
SPEAKER_02: I just didn't have high but you you were nervous around a newborn with a big head.
52:56
SPEAKER_03: I didn't even want to hold him.
52:57
SPEAKER_03: Right.
52:58
SPEAKER_03: And now I'm like jerking him left, right, but I can't put him down.
53:01
SPEAKER_03: No, I never I never would want to.
53:03
SPEAKER_03: He's everything.
53:04
SPEAKER_02: So good job.
53:05
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
53:05
SPEAKER_03: How much are you money or you're losing?
53:07
SPEAKER_02: It wasn't monetary.
53:08
SPEAKER_02: I've lost a foot massage and a milkshake.
53:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
53:11
SPEAKER_03: So wow, what a G-rated wholesome.
53:14
SPEAKER_03: I hate you.
53:17
SPEAKER_03: Don't bet against me.
53:19
SPEAKER_02: I really thought I was gonna win that one.
53:20
SPEAKER_02: I thought I had it in the bag.
53:21
SPEAKER_03: That goes out to everyone in this world.
53:23
SPEAKER_03: Don't fucking bet against me.
53:24
SPEAKER_02: I thought I had it in the fucking bag.
53:26
SPEAKER_02: I really did.
53:27
SPEAKER_03: You should have known like from so long ago.
53:29
SPEAKER_03: And honestly, if you had told me about this bet, like I would have been so good.
53:34
SPEAKER_03: Like That's why I didn't.
53:36
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
53:36
SPEAKER_03: Obviously.
53:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:38
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, all I need is for someone to tell me I can't do something, and then I'm like the become the best in it.
53:43
SPEAKER_02: Well, safe travels tomorrow.
53:45
SPEAKER_02: Thanks for your help with the kid.
53:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm like so devastated.
53:50
unknown: Okay.
53:51
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
53:52
SPEAKER_02: Well, on that note, thanks everybody for rotting with us.
53:54
SPEAKER_02: We'll see you next week.