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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show February 19th 2026 · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Show.
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  Speaker 2: We have dumb ass Tyler. Who's going to talk to
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: a couple of these these girls that Morgan's been going
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: back and forth with, who are trying to get a
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: date with dumbass Tyler. Yeah, some potential matches. Again, we're
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: gonna We're gonna send Tyler on a date. Wow, like
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  Speaker 2: they do on those dating games. I got we'll pay
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  Speaker 2: for the date. See if there's a spark there or something.
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  Speaker 3: Now, a lot of times on those dating shows they
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  Speaker 3: also asked if you want to shop around, just to
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  Speaker 3: make sure there's no funny business on thee.
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  Speaker 2: There was a shot. I just remember, I haven't thought
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  Speaker 2: about this show and forever. There was a show on
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  Speaker 2: teams called Hell Date. Oh yes, remember remember the little
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  Speaker 2: Black midget with the date.
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  Speaker 4: So you're like TV, yeah, you're on a regular date
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  Speaker 4: and then something crazy happened and like the yes, was
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  Speaker 4: that on.
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  Speaker 2: MTV Hell Date? No? I want to say it was
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  Speaker 2: like on the w B or like one of the.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, somebody they think they're on a regular
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  Speaker 4: date and then ye, wild things would happen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's candy camera but a dating show. And
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  Speaker 2: at the end when the big reveals it's still black
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  Speaker 2: midget and a devil cosme going you on hell date
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  Speaker 2: you No, it was so funny.
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  Speaker 4: I want to warn you something because you offered to
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  Speaker 4: pay for the dates. Woody and I just want to
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  Speaker 4: throw this out there. Do we plan the dates or
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  Speaker 4: we leave it up to Tyler because I'm just saying, Tyler,
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  Speaker 4: might you say oh, let's go?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, not at all. He'll say, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: this is the budget and then he takes them to
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  Speaker 4: McDonald in the pockets. I'm throwing out there, do we plan?
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  Speaker 2: We're going to tell us what the date is. He's
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  Speaker 2: got to share with us, has.
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  Speaker 5: To submit his expense report.
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  Speaker 2: Yeahs to share what the plan is. Like, this is
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  Speaker 2: what we're gonna do. Like, so I talked to her.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to we decided, you know, we want
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  Speaker 2: to do you know, go whatever. Yeah yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: mean within reason of course.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, like mini golf and dates.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff, right, yeah, dates, typical dates.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh by the way, congratulations to uh you remember young
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  Speaker 2: Michael who worked.
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  Speaker 6: On the show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, Young Michael who had Morgan's job before Morgan.
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  Speaker 2: I think we had a couple of people in between
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  Speaker 2: Young Michael and Morgan actually, but yeah, who did we
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, China who lived in Croatia for a while.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Tyler, Randy.
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  Speaker 2: But that was since young Michael Tyler and Randy it was.
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  Speaker 4: I mean they were like here, but then they rotated
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  Speaker 4: the position.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway. He and his wife just had another baby. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: now I got two kids. He's on his way to minivan.
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  Speaker 2: My god.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, do you know if it's a boy or girl.
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  Speaker 2: It's a boy.
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  Speaker 6: He's got two sons.
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  Speaker 2: Now, yeah, he's got two sons and man in that
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  Speaker 2: newborn face. Oh god, god speed, godspeed son, godspeed.
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  Speaker 4: Well I like that he did him right away. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you know, because you just knock it out and there's
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  Speaker 4: not a huge gap in.
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  Speaker 2: Between the ages. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And then Greg, I got some baby news to what
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  Speaker 6: I'm pregnant. No, I think this is big news. And
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  Speaker 6: I'm wondering if I should be as honored. And I
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  Speaker 6: almost started crying when I was asked. I got asked
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  Speaker 6: to be a godfather. How does that work? You're not
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  Speaker 6: even religious.
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  Speaker 5: I know it's you're the one that imparts the wisdom
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  Speaker 5: or takes the kid, right.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, if they die now you have a kid, I know.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, Yes, gift obligation, no problem.
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  Speaker 2: Who are the parents?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 6: Speaking of former Woody Show employees, Katie really had a
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  Speaker 6: baby baby and I think she's due in let's see,
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  Speaker 6: three months, no kidding. Yeah, So I'm gonna be the godfather.
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  Speaker 6: I think it's cool.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been asked to be a godfather, a godfather
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  Speaker 2: in law. I don't believe so was the godmother godmother.
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  Speaker 2: This is just all on me. So I think it's cool.
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  Speaker 5: That is very sweet.
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  Speaker 6: Like, I know that most people their godparents and they
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  Speaker 6: really never end up doing much. But I do want
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  Speaker 6: to kind of be a good godfather. I don't know
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  Speaker 6: what that entails because I've never done it.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Known Katie now.
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  Speaker 6: I've known her almost twenty years because we met her
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  Speaker 6: as she was about to turn eighteen.
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  Speaker 2: Because she was a phone screener for She.
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  Speaker 4: Was like at first she started as a video INTERNH
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  Speaker 4: was that right? Yeah, Vaughn, she was like an that was.
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  Speaker 2: So long ago. Yeah, I just remember her answering phones.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember her doing the phones and video her
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  Speaker 2: daily blogs. Yeah, I remember that she did a great
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  Speaker 2: job of that. She's really good at that, really good
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  Speaker 2: at the most thorough person we had ever had in
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  Speaker 2: that role. For sure.
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  Speaker 6: She would break down the show every day. Everything we
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  Speaker 6: did well, it was good. So yeah, she asked me
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  Speaker 6: to be the godfather. I'm stoked.
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  Speaker 7: We got to have a party for you when the
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  Speaker 7: baby's born.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we get you father cards and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: So that's acquired.
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  Speaker 2: Now, it's so cool. Do you have the conversation with
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  Speaker 2: you like if her and her husband died that this
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  Speaker 2: baby's going to come live with you? I mean, was
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  Speaker 2: that part of the conversation or is it just assumed? No,
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  Speaker 2: it was not.
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  Speaker 6: I think it was just assumed.
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  Speaker 7: And who pays for it?
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  Speaker 2: Who pays for what?
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  Speaker 7: Baby?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, if something happens to the parents, that's
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  Speaker 6: not like they set aside.
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  Speaker 2: An emergency we did.
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  Speaker 6: Really Yah, Now do your kids have god parents?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: Really no to the streets because we're not saying like no,
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  Speaker 2: we're not. We're not religious people. Yeah, but I know of.
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  Speaker 4: Non religious people that'll have I know, but I think.
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  Speaker 2: I think they just do it to do it. It's
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  Speaker 2: like one of those things like you just do it
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  Speaker 2: because you're.
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  Speaker 5: Like, oh, yes, Catholic thing right, like Jess.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean the whole idea is you have somebody
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  Speaker 2: who's going to help bring the kid.
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  Speaker 5: But when you say yeah and keeps him on the.
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  Speaker 6: On the rails with that's not just Catholic. I'm Russian Orthodox.
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  Speaker 6: I've got god parents and the god. It used to
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  Speaker 6: be in the old timing days that god parents would
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  Speaker 6: be the ones at your christening.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they would hold you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But this is going to be completely non denominational. It's
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  Speaker 6: just the title. But it does come with that responsibility
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  Speaker 6: that if anything happens to them, that's my kid.
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  Speaker 2: And I know already it's a boy, it was a girl,
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't except that I would have turned it down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because Greg's got no he said that before. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to, he said. He said he would be so
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  Speaker 2: like he said, if you know, if if he was
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  Speaker 2: in a situation where you know, his partner was having
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  Speaker 2: a baby and they found out I was gonna be
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  Speaker 2: a girl, he said, he'd be so bummed.
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  Speaker 6: To quote unquote, I'd be on the search for a
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  Speaker 6: lesbian couple to give it to a girl.
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  Speaker 7: I think a lot of people feel that way, they
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  Speaker 7: just don't admit it.
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  Speaker 6: And the caveat goes deeper. If it was a boy,
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  Speaker 6: and it wasn't cute.
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  Speaker 2: It also give him it's fair to get cute.
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  Speaker 6: Mabies usually get cute within about six months because no newborn.
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  Speaker 6: And I contend this and I believe it, and I'll
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  Speaker 6: dine in the hill. There is no such thing as
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  Speaker 6: a cute newborn.
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  Speaker 5: Wrinkly little aliens.
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  Speaker 2: How you have kids, and you'd probably think about how
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  Speaker 2: your fingers look if you've been in the pool for
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  Speaker 2: a while, meriting like born and they share pictures and
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  Speaker 2: people say, oh, they're so beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: Now, Greg, does this make you happy?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 6: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: So do I get a thank you for what?
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  Speaker 4: Because I was the one that hired Katie?
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  Speaker 2: Just give him a thank you?
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  Speaker 8: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 6: Where where she came to our events? She can tell
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  Speaker 6: the story better than I can. She remembers than I do.
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  Speaker 6: She came to events before.
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  Speaker 2: She worked for the show. This is what this is
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  Speaker 2: like when my wife assists on an apology to say, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: there you go, NICs job man. That's great here all right,
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  Speaker 2: more what the show is coming up? We're going to
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  Speaker 2: do the dating game. Tyler is talking. We have to
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  Speaker 2: two bachelorettes right ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: Show.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. It's great, you know usually when we
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  Speaker 2: start something, sometimes most of time we never finish, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like we start with an idea or we see an idea,
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  Speaker 2: and then you know, we talk about it. It becomes
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  Speaker 2: the overgrown lot just never yet it just gets out
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  Speaker 2: of control and then yeah, uh this, I feel like
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  Speaker 2: we're actually doing a pretty good job of staying on
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  Speaker 2: task trying to find a date for dumb ass Tyler.
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  Speaker 2: It started with dumb ass Tyler and Menji, but then
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  Speaker 2: of course Menji went back to his ex girlfriend, so
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  Speaker 2: he's out, and so it just leaves all the ladies
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  Speaker 2: for dumb ass Tyler. Key and you know, women have
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  Speaker 2: been sending in text messages and emails, and Morgan, you've
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  Speaker 2: been going through them.
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  Speaker 7: There's been emails, texts.
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  Speaker 2: You think there's legit interest here or is this just
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  Speaker 2: like people like they hear like, oh collar ten and
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  Speaker 2: they just react to it and they want to be
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  Speaker 2: a part of something with the show.
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  Speaker 7: I do think some of them are legit interested.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know after the whole you know, nose hair thing, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: lost a few there, But these few girls that I've
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  Speaker 7: talked to, I think they're legit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what were you telling me? Tyler, you said that
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  Speaker 2: you had an appointment. Yes, so I had a doctor.
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  Speaker 2: I had a pre scheduled doctor's appointment. I told him
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  Speaker 2: what happened on the show, and he was absolutely mortified.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you tell him that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, about the Mills hair.
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  Speaker 2: He was fine with the dog food, he was fine,
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  Speaker 2: obviously with the olive oil and hair treatment. Thing was
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: it was the nosehair lollipops. He looked at me and
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: word for word just like why yeah, why, Well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we all can't be doctors out here grinding for a living.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, we have a couple of the ladies that
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  Speaker 2: Morgan's been talking to, and we've been offering to send
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  Speaker 2: them out on a date that you know, we would
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  Speaker 2: pay for. You guys, go out and do something fun
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  Speaker 2: and just see if there's any kind of there there
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  Speaker 2: any kind of spark to be had. But hey, we
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  Speaker 2: figured it to be fun if we had a couple
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  Speaker 2: of ladies go head to head for Tyler's affections. In
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  Speaker 2: a round of the wood he showed dating game. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: now I realized there was like a something like a
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  Speaker 2: like a generation gap who may not understand, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the dating game and how it worked. So it was
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  Speaker 2: a game where there would be either a bachelor or
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  Speaker 2: a bachelorette, and then they would have three people. They
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  Speaker 2: went on dates with all three people, and they would
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  Speaker 2: like recap the dates.
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  Speaker 6: Right, I think you're thinking love.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, there was dating games where there's three hiding on
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  Speaker 3: the other side of the wall.
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  Speaker 2: Correct my bad missions. Oh yeah, which, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: there's a really funny clip of the other connection of
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  Speaker 2: love connection that I'll play at the end of all this. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, there's either a bachelor or a bachelorette and
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  Speaker 2: they have three potential matches and they get to ask questions.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Bachelor number one or bachelorette number two or
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  Speaker 2: whatever it is, and then they get to pick and
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  Speaker 2: we'll see how it goes. Okay, so Tyler will which
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  Speaker 2: by the way, I'm willing to send him out on
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  Speaker 2: a date with both not at the same time. Not
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  Speaker 2: at the same time, but like you know, this is
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  Speaker 2: just more fun whoever wants it? Yeah, and who is
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  Speaker 2: a bachelorette number one here?
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  Speaker 7: Morgan Batchelorette number one is Christina, but I would love
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  Speaker 7: if we could call her dumb ass Tina.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's let's let's find out Christina. Are
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  Speaker 2: you there?
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  Speaker 9: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Ah, all right, and you really do go by Tina?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 2: So under the cirtin chance with dumb ass Tyler? Is it?
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  Speaker 2: Is it? Okay if we call you dumb ass Tina? Sure,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess, I guess, we'll see.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not there yet.
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  Speaker 9: I don't want to be mixed up with the other
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  Speaker 9: one though.
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  Speaker 2: That's true, true, you know what. I hear what she's saying, Morgan,
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  Speaker 2: and I I agree with that. Yeah, that's not fair. No,
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: how about call me all right?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, dumb as I mean, he does go heavy. I'm
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  Speaker 7: just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is this is Christina. How how are you Christina? Nervous? Nervous? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: don't be don't be nervous. It's just Tyler. Yes, it's
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  Speaker 2: it's just Tyler nervous too. And we're gonna send you
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  Speaker 2: guys out on a date anyway, no matter like how
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: things go today, and uh, you know, we're just going
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  Speaker 2: to say this is more for fun, just to kind
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  Speaker 2: of yeah, for him, get to know you a little
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  Speaker 2: bit better. And also we're going to give you an
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  Speaker 2: opportunity to ask Tyler a couple of questions if you
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  Speaker 2: like at the end of the game. And then who
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  Speaker 2: is the other person here?
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  Speaker 7: This is Mackenzie.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So it's a bachelorette number two. It's Mackenzie. Hi, McKenzie, Hi, Hi, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: there's there's Mackenzie. It's okay. If we call you dumb
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  Speaker 2: ass McKenzie, I'm sure, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We're not
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  Speaker 2: gonna call you dumb as Mackenzie. Now, the way the
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  Speaker 2: game works, Uh, Tyler is going to ask you some questions.
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  Speaker 2: Just please give him honest answers again, no right or
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  Speaker 2: wrong answers. Just do your best to answer the question
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  Speaker 2: that he's got for you. And Tyler, you're ready to go, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I have thirty questions locked and low. We're not gonna
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  Speaker 2: get over prepared. Yeah, we're not. We're not gonna get
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  Speaker 2: to all thirty. All right, So and you can start
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  Speaker 2: with whoever you like. So Bachelorette number one is Christina,
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  Speaker 2: Bachelor number two is Mackenzie. Ladies, are you ready? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: All right, here we go. What do you show dating game?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, we're gonna start off with some easy questions. So
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  Speaker 8: let's start off with Christina, what is your ultimate guilty
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  Speaker 8: pleasure movie.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, don't make fun of me on this one. But
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  Speaker 9: I sage movies.
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  Speaker 2: Ice sage movies. Okay, ice age. That's good for Tyler,
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  Speaker 2: he likes yeah, yeah, fun.
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  Speaker 4: I never okay, he's avy feet type guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's thing. What's what's called? Okay?
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  Speaker 8: This next one is for Mackenzie. What is your go
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  Speaker 8: to drunk food after a drinking night out?
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  Speaker 1: I love buffalo wings or like chili cheese fries.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, to win the game, all right? Okay. Also for Mackenzie,
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  Speaker 2: do you prefer the beach, the desert or the mountains?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a mountains girl all the way.
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  Speaker 2: And what would you do if you're up in the mountains,
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  Speaker 2: like a hiking camping?
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: It's like a dated thing, like all weekend fishing, all
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  Speaker 1: weekend camping, hiking, all of it.
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  Speaker 2: And when it comes to camping, is it like, uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, put a tent up? Or like do you
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: want to like more glamping?
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  Speaker 1: I've never gone lamping. I've only done like the roughened
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  Speaker 1: like you, I.
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  Speaker 9: Know how to put up a tent.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry.
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  Speaker 9: I can cook over fire like you know.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, yes, you know those little sausages.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, okay. This one's for Christina. Do you own any
• 14:55
  Speaker 8: stuffed animals? And if so, how many are on your bed?
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  Speaker 9: I do, but none of them are on my bed.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's a solid answer, all right. Well how many
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: do you own?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 9: Two?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 15:08
  Speaker 9: I have hugged me from Friends?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, the penguin wearing a jacket and god, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 6: known either.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah okay.
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  Speaker 7: And it's not like from childhood. It's like adulthood.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: No, okay, you wouldn't watch Friends as a kid.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe I wasn't a kid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. This one is for Mackenzie. Are you a
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: dog or a cat person?
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I actually have two cats?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Two cats? Okay? Cool?
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I do love dogs too, so it's not like I
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: only prefer one or the other.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I can work with that.
• 15:45
  Speaker 8: I can work with. That's acceptable to Tyler? God, yeah, okay.
• 15:53
  Speaker 8: This one is for Christina. Did you go to college
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: and what did you graduate?
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Wait? With?
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Uh? What degree did you put your degree in? Is
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: that where you're going to.
• 16:06
  Speaker 9: I have a bachelor's in accounting and a master's in
• 16:08
  Speaker 9: engineering sustainability and health.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: A master Well, and what though she just told us
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: well yeah, still yeah, see it's just.
• 16:22
  Speaker 9: Ok yeah, I don't sea baths. He's balding, so.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Exactly right, exactly right what he showed dating game. We
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: have Bachelorette number one Christina, and then bachelor at number
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: two Mackenzie. We're gonna send them on dates with dumbass Tyler.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: But Tyler is figuring out a little bit more about
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: each one of the ladies.
• 16:43
  Speaker 8: Okay, this next one is for McKenzie. And what is
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: the wildest thing you've ever done to get someone's attention?
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: Probably flirt with a cough.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: Answer.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I had shown someone interest and his response was I
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: have to think about it. And luckily my friend's car
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: stopped working, so we had to call like a cop
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: or like someone to come and help us. And I
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: just decided to start flirting with the cop in front
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: of the guy who said you had to wait and
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: think about it.
• 17:16
  Speaker 9: And then almost immediately the guy was like, no, what
• 17:18
  Speaker 9: are you doing? Like I like talk to me like that.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: So that was probably the craziest thing, was me getting
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: very fresh with the cop to make another guy jealous.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, And you had the same question for
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: both no, oh yeah, different questions different questions.
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: Okay, so this one is for Christina. I give me
• 17:40
  Speaker 8: one second. We pull up here because it's on my list.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: If you found out that I committed a crime and
• 17:46
  Speaker 8: that crime benefited both of us, would you keep it
• 17:50
  Speaker 8: a secret or would you turn me in?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Interesting question? Why planning?
• 18:00
  Speaker 9: I want to keep it a secret. I don't think
• 18:03
  Speaker 9: I could morally, my conscious would just won't let me.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: That's honest answer.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I appreciate your yeah, all right, right or die? All right?
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: One more question? How about a question for both ladies?
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: So the last question for both of you. If you
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: could compare your skills in bed to a type of animal,
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: which one would it be?
• 18:24
  Speaker 9: And why?
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Alright?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: This is.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: Well ask who you want to ask.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: It's for both Well you got okay, that's the red
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: number one. Christina.
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: I'm pretty open to everything, So I don't know what animal.
• 18:44
  Speaker 9: I guess like lion. Okay, like I'm not like that
• 18:53
  Speaker 9: slow romantic kind of thing.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, right now, if you if you're bedroom skills were
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: an animal, what animal would you be? Mackenzie?
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: For me, I would think I would say like a lion?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: S because I know that if you can't you know,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: make me yell. Then you're not doing it right.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: So you said it would take like more than one
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: date to hook up with them. Now we're only covering
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: one date on the second date. Would you be willing
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: to cover.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: The bill?
• 19:35
  Speaker 9: Yes? I mean I have good money.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I don't mind covering.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, I like that all right? Now?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Uh those are Tyler's questions for Christina and Mackenzie. Now, Christina,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: do you have a question for Tyler?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 19:50
  Speaker 9: What is up with that chicken story? Why did you
• 19:53
  Speaker 9: leave it in the sink?
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: What store answer? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: So that is just how me and my family have
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: been thawing anything that's its family. I am Hispanic. That's
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: how Mexicans do it. So that's that's why it was,
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: you know, left in the sink overnight.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Know any better?
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: Did you eat it?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Uh? No?
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Out of respect for my roommate, I tossed it and
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I just bought more later. Eat it gets sick.
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: I don't care. I was looking out for you, but
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: not anymore.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: She wants you to die. I know she wants her
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: place back. Yeah, please eat it an insurance policy. Mackenzie,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: do you have a question for dumb ass Tyler kind
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: of on the same page.
• 20:40
  Speaker 9: Did you bleach the sink.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: There with the chicken?
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: I did completely clean out the sink. I tossed this
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: one is. I cleaned the counter around the sink and
• 20:55
  Speaker 8: it was all deep cleantone.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, well there you go. Uh those are the two bachelorettes.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask the listeners to text their vote who
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: would Tyler choose to go on the first date with.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Would it be Bachelorette number one, which is Christina or
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Bachelorette number two? Mackenzie just text one of their two
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: names over to two two nine eight seven. What exactly?
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: What do you show? So there's the dating game and
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: there's love connection. Now one of them was where you know,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: there was the bachelor bachelorette and there were like three
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: different guys. The audience got to choose which guy or
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: which person that the bachelor of bacherette.
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: Was in the dating game.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: The person asking the questions to choose. You know, I'm
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: saying that with the one I'm talking about the connection screen, Yeah,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: because I have that's where I have the clip.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: From Yes and they connection of the audience and.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: All the audience thinks that menace would be best for you. Yeah,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: What does horrible screen grabs?
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Yes? So here this this is, this is this is
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: one of the funnier clips. Now this is not a
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: I This is from a clip from years and years
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: and years ago. We've we've had it forever. This is
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: so funny. Becaus originally from Illinois. He enjoys old Bear
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: and hot music, says that he and his mom don't
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: see eyed eye on his love life, and he claims
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: that his job is costing several relationships. Le's welcome Robert Faggott.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: His name is Robert Fagot. A free faggot is rather
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: an odd name. Yeah, you know it is. Yeah, you
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: can see that might cause outcome some kind of problem
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: with it on TV, I tell you. Yeah. All right,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: So let's uh, let's go back to our two bachelorettes.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Christina is still with us high Christina, and then we
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: have bachelorette number two, who is McKenzie. And McKenzie are
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: you still there? Yes? Sam, Okay, Now I'm gonna I
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: have a question for both ladies, Christina and Mackenzie. Has
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: your opinion on dumb ass Tyler changed in the course
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: of this line of questioning.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: No, I mean I got to know him more, which
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: is nice because I feel like I didn't know that
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: much about him. I'm really a nice, genuine person.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, you know that's what a lot of
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: people say, Like he does seem like a nice, genuine person,
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: doesn't gross, but you know, a genuine, very questionable. All right,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: So uh now you guys hang on one second, because
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: we're gonna go to dumb ass Tyler. Dumb Ass Tyler
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: walked me through your decision making here.
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: I just, you know, there's certain things I really like
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: and there's certain things I just really don't like. And
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: those were kind of with the questions I picked, and honestly,
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: they both checked off the things I like.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: So this is kind of this is kind of a
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: all right, no, yeah, that's yeah, it's not that at all.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: You're gonna get feel towered.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, So dumb ass Tyler, just based on
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: what you've heard here today. Now this is for first
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: date privileges or.
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: First date privileges. I give Mackenzie the slightness a m
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: lucky girl.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I know what what what gave her that edge?
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: I don't know, it's just something about like the way
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: she sounds and like I said, she was checking off
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: like every single box on the wings.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. All right, Well, Mackenzie, we're gonna send
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: you on a date with dumbass Tyler and we expect
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: you know full details. We'll get the recap after the day.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: We'll see how both parties felt about the dates.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: Dating game will turn into love, yes.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly right. And Christina, same for for you as well. Uh,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: we're gonna send you on a date with with dumb
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: ass Tyler. You guys, can you know, figure out what
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: that date is going to be and you to see
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: again if there's any there there is there any kind
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: of any kind of spark and then uh, and then
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: we'll find out afterwards how it went. But if you're
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: around this weekend, we invite you both to the Woody
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Show meet up that we're having absolutely and uh, you
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: guys will have an opportunity to uh to hang out
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: and and have a little conversation there even before the date,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: maybe even discuss, you know, discuss what the what the dating,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: what the date might be.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Blood ladies, be civil, no fighting over yeah, boxy boxing.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, actually yeah I will. Christina, thank you very much
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: for joining us, and uh, hopefully, hopefully we'll maybe see
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: you this weekend and then McKenzie same and uh we'll
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: all be waiting to find out how this day goes. Indeed,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: thank you. I'm McKenzie and Christina. There they go. Woody
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Show Dating Game. Yeah all right, everybody, hang on, I
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: got some more Woodies showed. Next, hang on show, We'll
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: be right back