Latest / Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily / Faking with Benefits by Lily Gold - Part 2
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- 0:00Hi friends, you listening to lose the plot with color and
- 0:02Emily. Welcome to part 2 of reading
- 0:05faking with Benefits by Lily gold.
- 0:08We are covering chapters 40 to 282 in this episode.
- 0:11So warning there will be spoilers.
- 0:28I'm Carla and I should just focus.
- 0:30This on my work, maybe one day I'll be rich enough to buy a
- 0:33husband. I'm Emily and don't settle for
- 0:36anything less than a seven hour livestream apology.
- 0:40Welcome back. Emily that Giggle was full of
- 0:46doubt. It sold out.
- 0:49So, part two, we finished off Midway.
- 0:53There wasn't really a challenge yet.
- 0:55No, no, not even yet. It was just Old bossy men.
- 1:02The throuple will, the quadropple was just chugging
- 1:05along. Happy Days.
- 1:07Happy Days. No problems.
- 1:09No. So we jump straight into a
- 1:11problem by the halfway mark and it's funny because I didn't
- 1:15expect this to be the problem. So they go to the wedding.
- 1:19The thing that confused me was, why is she mainly Luke's guest?
- 1:23And then the others were pretending that they weren't
- 1:26dating her kind of thing. Yeah no.
- 1:30I don't know because he kept saying well they all kept saying
- 1:33no she's here with Luke. Yeah, she kept saying she was
- 1:36here with. No.
- 1:37I don't like your head backwards.
- 1:52Jesus. Like the garage?
- 1:54Yeah. The garage.
- 1:57So The reason for their relationship breaking up, the
- 2:00initial challenge is that she received that scholarship
- 2:04program. Majiggy from that design and
- 2:06Lady Anna. Yes, she's like cool.
- 2:08Come to New York. I guess.
- 2:10You know, that's part of the deal and so she's like all cool
- 2:14great awesome best opportunity I've ever had in my life.
- 2:16Yeah and then straight away all the guys will oh, it was such a
- 2:22weird argument. I don't entirely get their
- 2:26argument right? Yeah, but she Could she 36 you
- 2:30that way too quickly? Yes.
- 2:32And she not like I just won pages and she was like yeah
- 2:35you're right. I am scared to go to New York.
- 2:37I was like, are you kidding? If you are not scared two
- 2:40seconds ago, she was so easily manipulated but also she had no
- 2:44questions about it. She's like, yes, this is more
- 2:46important than this quadropple and there was no problem at all.
- 2:49Yeah, until they all started whinging, because they hadn't
- 2:53banged her enough yet, but they all could have fucking moved but
- 2:57they didn't even that. And even cross their mind and
- 3:01they didn't even think of that they're just like, she's not a
- 3:03Ali, they do not care about her enough, you know.
- 3:06I was so confused because it seemed like when she said, oh
- 3:10yep, ready to go, all good. I was like, yeah, we'll get her
- 3:14in New York and then like, following or something.
- 3:16Correct. Ya know, I really thought she
- 3:18just played all the players like I thought she was just like, I
- 3:21don't have feelings and I was like, Mike drop and the book.
- 3:26They're amazing. It was great.
- 3:28But In like you said, five seconds later she was the
- 3:31sniveling little Shuffle or pick me.
- 3:37Imagine if we took a shot. Every time Zach was described as
- 3:40being a viking in some way. Oh my God, not only not his
- 3:44Viking blond hair, what his Viking arms, his Viking, man,
- 3:51bun his Viking, dude. If everything was biking, it's
- 3:55like, okay, does she know that you know, Like other people are
- 3:59blond, right? No lilies, like na Mele Vikings
- 4:03of London. Ah, it was a viking, 2 3.
- 4:07She's liking it up, so funny. I don't really do that.
- 4:12Okay, so that argument never really got resolved, it
- 4:15literally whistled with flopped all over its.
- 4:19But then, it sort of fizzled out because I think they had to get
- 4:21ready for the wedding sort of thing.
- 4:22I know they had food and then they tied her to the bed.
- 4:27I feel like we'll just bang it out of it was like, argument her
- 4:30crying about argument her getting fed her.
- 4:33Getting tied to the bed. They're like, if we just feed
- 4:36her and bang her, she'll be happy.
- 4:38Yeah, we must have worked because she's almost forgot
- 4:40about that whole thing by the next day.
- 4:42Yeah, it never came up again, but I don't know if I could cope
- 4:46with someone eating here over in the hell dude.
- 4:50Would that not after a while? I don't know if it was this part
- 4:54of the next sex scene, but there was a bit Where she goes, Zack
- 4:59buried his face into my sex and all I could imagine was like a
- 5:03horror movie like her vagina does swallowing him whole like I
- 5:06really like that's because when you say bury your face, I was
- 5:10like Zas:. He's if he's drowned.
- 5:13Yeah, that's just diving in headfirst slide, flying Honey.
- 5:18I Shrunk the Kids and just that's what I mean.
- 5:22I'm really working for it though, he's like the team is
- 5:25relying on me. To make sure she doesn't move to
- 5:27New York. Look what I think it was 22
- 5:33songs entire face and you can reach and he has a beard to hide
- 5:37our. His Viking beard.
- 5:38He's wacky. He's born Viking me.
- 5:42It was sexy. But I also, I would be doing
- 5:45something else in my brain to do list.
- 5:48I don't know, but would it not hurt?
- 5:51It's Lima, dries it out after a while.
- 5:53Yeah, I'm sure it would hurt like Chapped kind of way.
- 5:57Yeah. And the beard like short.
- 5:59Yeah, sure. The good sisters chapped, and
- 6:03the good sisters gonna have. She's burning.
- 6:05Like, still have beard rash all over the crucial area.
- 6:09Yeah, they didn't think this through.
- 6:13I mean, Layla last longer than I would ever laughs.
- 6:16Well, wasn't that whole thing is, we've got a tease her
- 6:19forever. It was like edging her to a
- 6:22point where she was crying. I don't know, she's crying aloud
- 6:25to Edge. Don't, you know that Travis and
- 6:27Court invented every achievement or they literally said that
- 6:32know, they invented it. No one else has ever done it.
- 6:35I thought it was would have been Meegan pops, 100%.
- 6:41I just wanted to let her feel pain.
- 6:46Then gearing up for the wedding. Right?
- 6:48She's wearing this very thin material, silk dress.
- 6:51Yes. And they're trying to get her
- 6:53drenched like 50 times because he was Rapping.
- 6:58He was directing he was swimming for his life and he literally
- 7:01said I'm drowning down here, the good sis must be hydrated
- 7:05because where is he liquid coming from and also the balls
- 7:11that they were going to beads yeah they were going to put in
- 7:14her was very was not from Fifty Shades of Grey or was it 365 50
- 7:19Shades of Grey before the masquerade ball thing in
- 7:21Christian Grey like I was like am I just in Fifty Shades of
- 7:25Grey but this was Like slightly hotter, I think.
- 7:28But he says, well exact scenario if I don't know.
- 7:32Okay, so here do it twice. Never.
- 7:36They just lifted it from that exact book and stood in here.
- 7:40Sorry, the bit that's it took me out with the beads she said and
- 7:45I quote adding to the heaviness in my room girl I didn't get
- 7:50that your womb. Yeah.
- 7:52Girl, these bead should not be going past your cervix and if
- 7:55they are called For medical fucking assistance.
- 7:59Like why are they in your worm that channel girl has her
- 8:08fingers because they do this whole bit of the book is turning
- 8:13into the Magic School Bus. No people, you know, Christmas
- 8:20presents. You should help us is actually
- 8:23diving into a vagina. She's got these fucking balls is
- 8:26fighting rather wearing like someone needs to come and help.
- 8:30Explain this to us. Please mom, pick me up.
- 8:35I need in your heart that God So sheets, of course, way too sexy.
- 8:43She's my outfit. It's a whisper of clothing.
- 8:45It's just that it's just an illusion of cloth.
- 8:49Did any woman wearing clothing, and even going to wear undies
- 8:52go. This is a formal event.
- 8:54I am these to a wedding. I think, I honestly reckon.
- 8:57I don't know whether I put it in there myself, but I thought they
- 9:00peeled down her undies and then put the balls in.
- 9:04Yes. And then you besides someone
- 9:07told her to wear them, Luke told her too.
- 9:09Well. You know, they were back on, it
- 9:12would have been Luke 100% because he's too bossy and gave
- 9:15me an e. Ya see how the wives.
- 9:17Yeah, true, but it's like, girl, it's a wedding.
- 9:20Have stopping to Trashy. No, I don't blame her.
- 9:25It's not her fault. She's got balls and a Madonna,
- 9:29but wouldn't you want on these as an extra layer of protection?
- 9:31Now, what have you just walking around?
- 9:34You had a little loose moment as it's just like, how do you
- 9:39explain that? She does her Kegel exercises.
- 9:43She's going, she's good, she's okay.
- 9:45She's going for the neuron the way line.
- 9:47It was okay. No, panty line.
- 9:49Okay, gotcha. Well, I don't know how big these
- 9:51Bulls are. So I, when they said string, I
- 9:53just imagine a really skinny one, but I'm pretty sure it's a
- 9:56whole. Yeah, yeah, okay.
- 9:58It's just imagine that a fell out on the girl, like, everyone
- 10:02already fucking talk, just walk past in this.
- 10:04Like it wasn't me. Just kick it away.
- 10:07Well, Zach probably lost them. We put them in his pocket leg
- 10:10And he's like, and then he's young, he's you would the sick
- 10:15fuck. But the motion hurt is booting
- 10:18it with high heels. Only get stuck at a higher.
- 10:21Let's go. Everyone's here.
- 10:25Oh, she kicks it. And it like, it's a chandelier.
- 10:28You're like, fuck sake, a me know.
- 10:32Anyway, apart from the fucking vagina beans.
- 10:35Sorry. It just gave me a lot of
- 10:36material. This pecan really confused me.
- 10:39So Layla walks in as Luke's date, or it's like right after
- 10:43the ceremony and people are actually Milling around.
- 10:45I hope she gets like twiddled while little she was getting
- 10:51twiddled. Well, what Jesus fucking me.
- 10:54Yeah. Also, Imagine were in like, in
- 10:56your head you're like my vagina and my coochie was getting
- 10:59robbed while you mean well. Robin.
- 11:02I mean, technically, Rob doesn't fucking kid.
- 11:05Would you want it? Throg my wedding.
- 11:07The real G exactly to be wet. And this is what I thought at
- 11:11the time because it changes later.
- 11:13But when Luke and Amy are talking a me just sort of
- 11:17accepted that Layla was his date at first.
- 11:20And I was like, oh, that's so boring.
- 11:22I want to drama. Yeah.
- 11:24And then it just turned into her ear bashing Luke for 20 minutes
- 11:28about how he's such a loser. Like I didn't expect it to be
- 11:31like I want to know why Amy's, real problem is the fuck.
- 11:36Her panties are twisted and I she's jealous of this 28 year
- 11:40old, who clearly she was jealous of her when she was 16.
- 11:44Yeah, she's just repress and failed with.
- 11:48She's fat out. How did she even bag robe?
- 11:51How did she not for long? Yeah, true.
- 11:56It's almost like at the start. She just sort of accepted, she's
- 11:59like oh Laila Thompson. She's here with you, huh?
- 12:02But Then later we find out. She just keeps going at him
- 12:05about it. Yeah.
- 12:06After she's taken pictures everyone.
- 12:09Yes. Yes that was so weird.
- 12:11How'd she get the time? How do you have to hang out?
- 12:14You're ready. What is she doing?
- 12:16What a loser? What I thought it was going to
- 12:18come out and be like lavender. Hmm the weird.
- 12:22Yeah, she was just a throne in character to make people look
- 12:27homophobic and bigoted. Fair enough.
- 12:30Remember? Yeah, I forget who it was Amy.
- 12:33Yeah, yeah. Just to make a me look worse,
- 12:36Layla, and Luca the primary relationship like they walked in
- 12:40together. Everyone.
- 12:40You know, the next was snapping, looking at them and everything.
- 12:44I just didn't get why they were all sort of pretending that just
- 12:47so that he wouldn't look single in a Desperado when he really
- 12:51ended up looking single and a Desperado.
- 12:53But then she's kissing the other guys in the open.
- 12:57Well, she wasn't trying to original, Lee Zak was trying to
- 13:01kiss and she was like, no, I'm Luke's day and then Zach and
- 13:04Luke left awhile. She had balls deep in her work.
- 13:09She was like clawing Josh to helper.
- 13:14You like a feral cat just yeah. She's like yeah.
- 13:17And then he had to go take photos.
- 13:19Yeah. Okay.
- 13:20The bit that really confuse me even though, Amy or whoever was
- 13:25taking those photos of her kissing other blokes and
- 13:27everything. People have heard the podcast
- 13:30and know that they're all in an open relationship.
- 13:33So why would the podcast people saying that fucking Layla's
- 13:37cheating with? Whoo, I don't understand that
- 13:40either because I'm like they all listening there was no new one.
- 13:44I know what you like and then Amy approach Liukin was like
- 13:49just so you know your slot of a girl friend Layla is SAS with
- 13:54Josh and Zach and he liked you. Fine, she's technically single,
- 14:00and it's like, you know, you hear a me-yow obviously.
- 14:03I suppose she doesn't listen to the podcast, she's so far.
- 14:05I mean, that's what I mean. I'm here.
- 14:08I'm Rob 100%, listen to it together, but the thing that
- 14:10confuses me, the most was the podcast audience being, like,
- 14:14Leila's cheating on, you guys with them, with them, with
- 14:18themselves them. Did they expect them to only all
- 14:23kiss at once ever? And then if she individually
- 14:25kisses, any of them. She's cheating on them.
- 14:28Mmm, don't don't know. And I also thought it was kind
- 14:32of established in the podcast that they fucked.
- 14:35Yeah. It was it was implied heavily
- 14:37and later. They're like, that's none of
- 14:40your guys's business. It's like your podcast.
- 14:43We know entire point was to bring the relationship into the
- 14:46podcast and now you're pretending like the audience.
- 14:49Can't know if you've had sex Yeah.
- 14:52We all know and that was towards the end and I'm like yeah, woo.
- 14:56Yeah anyway we know, we know back to the wedding it was very
- 15:00anti climactic is because Amy's. Got no originality and she bit
- 15:05us as the audience. Aren't we supposed to be caring
- 15:09about something and not confused.
- 15:11I know it's like really when all the shit started going down, I
- 15:14was really sad for her. Sometimes when you read books,
- 15:18your brain makes you feel like, you know, that person will you
- 15:21That person. So I actually generally felt bad
- 15:24for her going through it, three times and fucking her.
- 15:28Yeah, I feel like that's the only reason you can't date three
- 15:32men is because you've got to break up three, but it was
- 15:35honestly fucked to be fair, weddings are always dramatic.
- 15:38So, let's be real. Yeah, let's be real, you know,
- 15:40something was gonna go bad with that much alcohol.
- 15:42Not much Social situation. Yeah, that's Farrell bitch.
- 15:46Amy. Okay.
- 15:47Can we go back to Amy for a second?
- 15:49What a fucking weird, bitch. She's That she gets married at
- 15:52the same venue in the same dress in with the same invitations.
- 15:58Why in the same everything? Why would you do a complete redo
- 16:02and insist? That your ex is there almost
- 16:05like to stick it to him, but he's not caring.
- 16:07I filled a 28 year old golf course so weird because it's
- 16:10like she said she doesn't care and love Luke but that she does
- 16:13all this extra shit. Yeah.
- 16:15It's like are you really living your wedding because you didn't
- 16:17get that with Luke or you doing living your wedding to get back
- 16:20at Luke? It's been so long.
- 16:24It was like ten years. Yeah.
- 16:26She's at the wedding and things are going.
- 16:29All right. Apart from I guess.
- 16:31Luke having that conversation. Pay me.
- 16:32But she didn't know much about it because she's too busy
- 16:34banging, Josh. And then she comes out, she
- 16:36heard a little, she's getting fingered.
- 16:38Yeah, he was twiddling them balls and this is, and then so
- 16:43she didn't get much enough out of that.
- 16:46And then she runs into Zach. Yeah.
- 16:48And they were outside or they went outside or yeah.
- 16:52He dragged her outside while he was all depressed.
- 16:55Yeah, that's not a good vibe. No to fuck her.
- 16:58Yeah. So they were banging and I
- 17:00really didn't expect this to happen either.
- 17:03She pretty much like right after they stopped having sex she's
- 17:07like I love you too. Zac like yeah.
- 17:09Where did that come from? Girl.
- 17:10I think it was because he was kind of sad but she probably was
- 17:14also feeling like loved Bomb by being at a wedding.
- 17:18Yeah yeah. I don't know it gave me such the
- 17:20are called like Now he gave me more.
- 17:23Oh yeah, the situation did. And then he straight away.
- 17:26Goes breakfast with it, breaks up with her.
- 17:28He was already going to break up with her.
- 17:30I know you break up with it, he just had to get one.
- 17:33Like, you know what, I really appreciate about they argument
- 17:36is like he's like I don't understand the problem and she
- 17:38keeps repeating. You had sex with me to break up
- 17:42with Mia. After I told you, I like she
- 17:44just kept repeating it. Like it was on repeat and he
- 17:46still didn't, he still didn't put it through his little not
- 17:50bring know, he's a little biking.
- 17:51Peanut brain. Yeah, that was gross and then he
- 17:54sort of stormed off. Yeah, got drunk.
- 17:57How did she expect that to go though?
- 17:59At the same time, I think she thought they cared about her
- 18:02enough. She was spending 24/7 with them
- 18:0724/7. They were in, and out of each
- 18:09other's apartments, that were having sex constantly, they were
- 18:12never not together. So I suppose she and they've
- 18:16been her best friends like three or something ears.
- 18:19So she was probably thinking he would Not turn it down like
- 18:23that. Yeah, she had some trust in
- 18:26them. Yeah and then she only just
- 18:28recently found out that it was the anniversary of Zach's X and
- 18:33so she didn't know either. Yeah.
- 18:36So that was freaking awkward. Yeah.
- 18:39But that was such a power move. He almost waited for the most
- 18:42opportune moment to hurt her so bad.
- 18:44He's like me. I've just pulled my dick out and
- 18:47you confessed your feelings. He was it, what a cubicle move?
- 18:52He quite literally didn't have his pants back on.
- 18:55I know, honey, she's having a mental breakdown.
- 19:00Yeah, he's running up stairs to go pack her bags like the.
- 19:03Oh, she should, because I would have went home hours ago.
- 19:06Literally, I wouldn't even mind to a wedding this disgusting.
- 19:09So she was being used as Luke's date only for Luke to break up
- 19:13with it. Well, she hide already presented
- 19:17herself at the important part of the wedding.
- 19:19Yeah, so make him not look like a Is all.
- 19:22So her job was done. So yeah, Luke thought it was a
- 19:25good idea to throw in the trash as well as test her out.
- 19:27So then she's like, I love you and then she pulls something out
- 19:32like user the relationship experts.
- 19:35These men have not had a relationship in like, 10 years
- 19:39old each. There's a reason why a lux, at
- 19:42his ex's, wedding and needs to bring someone half his age.
- 19:45Exactly. And it's not because he's a
- 19:48relationship expert. Let's just say that.
- 19:50But you know what's even funnier.
- 19:51She comes in and she's already upset and then she's hearing Amy
- 19:55ear, bash Luke, the ant the tail end of it and Jeff beans,
- 19:58lecturing him for 20 minutes about how he's such an idiot for
- 20:01dating this girl because she's young and beautiful and she can
- 20:04just cheat on you and she's being stuffed with these other
- 20:07guys at the wedding and you're an embarrassment to just feeding
- 20:10him down and I'm like damn Amy. Get it, get it.
- 20:13Why is the bad guy getting so much out of this?
- 20:16When it's like her wedding go enjoy your own wedding idiot.
- 20:19Yeah. Why inviting why harassing the
- 20:21NAFTA? Pardon.
- 20:22So she overheard a little bit of that as well.
- 20:25Yeah. But put all this doubt in her
- 20:27mind. Yeah.
- 20:28She's already going through. Then, straight away being double
- 20:30dump before he even knew that before.
- 20:33He even knew that Zach dumped her properly.
- 20:35He's still a dumping now. Oh my God.
- 20:38I know started dumping her. Josh is downstairs.
- 20:41Don't take no idea. Josh is downstairs.
- 20:43Taking pictures? Waiting for the moment to tell
- 20:45her. He's in love with her and wants
- 20:47to spend the rest of his life with her.
- 20:49And here is the to other languages.
- 20:51Some people one, after the other, he's waited his whole
- 20:56life for this exact moment and it's getting absolutely
- 21:00destroyed by everything, is Josh likes her the most.
- 21:03Yeah, I know. Oh, no yells what I do.
- 21:08You know what I think happened, the moment that they heard Layla
- 21:11had an opportunity to move to New York.
- 21:14They are so insecure that they freaked the fuck out and they
- 21:17wanted to try and dump her before she could dump them and
- 21:19leave em heartbroken. Yeah.
- 21:21It's like like bro, you could just be honest and let her
- 21:24leave. She said she was coming back but
- 21:26that's what I mean. Like, can't you just be secure
- 21:29enough and go. Okay.
- 21:30So this isn't going to work long distance.
- 21:32You can leave and go follow your dream.
- 21:33No, you're going to make her stay here and then dumped her.
- 21:36Yeah. Yeah what so that she's like a
- 21:38shell of a person so she's got no career, no love life.
- 21:43And then you fucking it up for Josh, who wasn't consenting to
- 21:47the topping. Look at all.
- 21:48This is the throw-up quadropple thing.
- 21:51They don't talk about things though.
- 21:53No isn't, the whole point of poly relationships,
- 21:56communication is the most important fucking thing?
- 21:58No, it's a larger. A sec.
- 22:02You know, we're getting come done.
- 22:05Well, I'm just like these guys so shit.
- 22:08All over the like, headless chickens.
- 22:10I know that's why I didn't like the first I know every fucking
- 22:14Monica's like left and she's happy and she's like, thank fuck
- 22:19these dum-dums. God, the way that I would find
- 22:22Josh and run off into the sunset.
- 22:24Exactly. Just to just to, on the other
- 22:27guys, never ever forgive them. Nor why would you that's too?
- 22:33That's too extreme at a point. She literally says, we can
- 22:36trauma Bond over this wedding, and they really, like, I really
- 22:40decided to straight road ahead that one.
- 22:42But then, Zacks Howell 30 at least 30 Zone.
- 22:46Yeah, and fucking Luke is obviously over 40.
- 22:49Yeah. These are grown ass men at a
- 22:51formal occasion, that you could just keep it together for one
- 22:54fucking day. I know and then they just fade.
- 22:57Men. Can't do that.
- 22:58It's too hot. They have to ruin the, it's not
- 23:00even their fucking wedding, you know?
- 23:02Like why did you go to ruin special occasion, where a girl's
- 23:05gone out of her way to look cute?
- 23:06Do you know how stressful that already is?
- 23:08Already up early that morning when she wanted to sleep all
- 23:11day? You put all that effort into
- 23:13Look good to do. You make up to get your hair
- 23:14done? She's already freaking out
- 23:16because everyone's judging her. Yeah.
- 23:17And then on top of that, they're cool with dumping her in public.
- 23:20So that she's running around screaming laughter after shoving
- 23:24metal balls off her and making her walk around with them.
- 23:28You know she's probably just running around wailing with
- 23:30those balls rubbing in her and she's like I don't know how to
- 23:32feel right now and then she's just getting dumped and she just
- 23:35like mascara, streaking down. Just fucking pussy on fire just
- 23:39like Like coochie throbbing ha ha meanwhile fuck them all
- 23:47except maybe pick up Josh Holloway and just bone him.
- 23:49And that day I take your heart out little perfect.
- 23:54Pick up opportunity. Get three new boyfriend's, some
- 23:58lighter. You've got it together like them
- 24:00all exactly. Take the brother, this is an
- 24:03opportune. Gave me someone robbed.
- 24:07Yeah. Take him to give me all dry fly.
- 24:10See He's just so excited to get up into the hotel room at the
- 24:16end of the day. The hotel room.
- 24:17He's like, dude, we're gonna have the best quadropple
- 24:20throuple orgy ever. Yeah, he's just waiting for a
- 24:23permit. He can stop the excited about
- 24:25getting the vagina. Yeah, but yeah, I think that's
- 24:29what they were doing. They were so insecure that they
- 24:31had to fuck. It was all up self-destructing
- 24:34because everything was fucking Gucci until she got the email or
- 24:39phone call that you could go. Go to New York.
- 24:41Yeah. Everything would have been a
- 24:43okay. Okay.
- 24:44Okay. In the background and we don't
- 24:46get to know this until later, but those images are all they
- 24:49get sold later to it TMZ type website.
- 24:51Yeah, first of all podcast celebrities are not real
- 24:55slamming shut up. Yeah, but they are the number
- 24:58one yet in the UK so they did get higher ratings from adding
- 25:02her. And so Twitter's on fire because
- 25:04these photos are being circulated, I don't know when
- 25:06Amy have the time to shop them around.
- 25:08She's very busy lady. I mean, The next morning.
- 25:11Yeah, that's what I mean. But in the background so
- 25:13everyone's going, oh my God, Layla's cheating on the single
- 25:17guys, with that photos. Are they looking at?
- 25:20They all clearly they him the guys in the podcast.
- 25:24Yeah, I don't understand. Don't worry about the one of her
- 25:28and Josh together because it was when she was trying to climb
- 25:30dressed like a tree but we're okay.
- 25:33Someone needs to explain what the cheating is supposed to be.
- 25:36They should have, would the three photos together as are
- 25:38like background photo for the Yeah.
- 25:41But the guys look like and they knew what Leila look like
- 25:44because they could go to her Instagram.
- 25:46Yeah. So who would care about that?
- 25:48It's all fucking sex tape and even if it was, they were
- 25:50implying that they were having sex as a group were like, what
- 25:53my mind is boggled. It's blowing.
- 25:55I don't like they really needed to explain.
- 25:57Dom better just dumb she's being doubled dumped.
- 26:02She leaves to go to a different Hotel because she doesn't want
- 26:04to go back to their house. She says Don she's like I'm
- 26:08gonna just eat ice cream. Being a bougie Hotel block.
- 26:12Turns off a phone, everything. I love how the guys afterwards,
- 26:18and they explained on their podcast that they've been
- 26:20harassing her with phone calls and messages.
- 26:22Yeah, after the, you know what, they broke up with her.
- 26:25You have no right to keep manipulating her anymore and
- 26:29then acting like it's totally fine.
- 26:31And then they guilt her into having this fucking podcast
- 26:35Marathon, simply so that she'll respond back to them so that
- 26:39they can just guilt her son. More.
- 26:40Yeah about not instantly forgiving them.
- 26:43Yeah. When one of them literally whip
- 26:45their dick out and then fucking dumped.
- 26:47And then the other one shovel think that she forgave him strip
- 26:49quickly. I would never, I would have
- 26:52right. I would have heard that out for
- 26:54like a week or two, but don't you think it's stupid for them
- 26:58to use the platform that ended up hurting her to try and lure
- 27:02her back in. I know and it was fucking
- 27:04awesome and also they were just using Minion listeners to
- 27:13emotionally manipulate her even more because her phone was
- 27:15blowing up with, oh my God, can't you just talk to the guys?
- 27:18Can't you just forgive you, if you were genuine, wouldn't you
- 27:22leave a fucking letter and stop harassing her on the phone under
- 27:25her door or something? Like just because I couldn't
- 27:29they were trying to go big yeah. But that's so embarrassing.
- 27:32But they did say in their little if we were going to make it
- 27:35public we should have had a public apology just because I
- 27:39think it's more They didn't deal with the backlash.
- 27:42So just thinking about it, which is why she got more because I
- 27:46thought she fucked around and that's why when they went to
- 27:48that model, I don't know. But they went to their little
- 27:51like little show thing they did in person.
- 27:55Everyone was like I was that way you're not talking about it
- 27:57because she cheated everyone and she's the background.
- 28:00So then I think also then doing the seven, our podcast made them
- 28:03look like the bad guys to because it was all they're doing
- 28:06and they'll like all well, I fucked up.
- 28:08I did all this. Yeah.
- 28:10Yeah, I guess. But oh yeah.
- 28:13So I sort of skipped over the podcast convention that was so
- 28:16fucking awkward. Yeah.
- 28:18Because Josh and Zack were fighting.
- 28:20Yeah. Because Josh found out the
- 28:22fucking next day or whatever it was what actually went down with
- 28:26Layla and he's like how the fucking dare you break up with
- 28:29her for his own broke his heart and here we were wanting a Josh
- 28:33and Zack like yeah, but I knew that fight at some point yet.
- 28:37They why would you go to a convention when you're lucky?
- 28:40This. And then things that you
- 28:41wouldn't take photos with you, but he's frowning at them and
- 28:44then he's like a knocking out, Donnie.
- 28:47Oh. But these little podcast
- 28:49audience, they pay for your merch.
- 28:50They paid for these tickets. They paid to travel to see you
- 28:53and you're going to scowl at them.
- 28:55Yeah. And then get pissed when they
- 28:56bring up a person that you introduced into the podcast and
- 28:59then refused to talk about and it therefore talking about it
- 29:03made her book what exactly like she did something wrong when she
- 29:07did nothing and all these fans were like, oh my God, we love
- 29:09you and they have the Enjoy your team back shirts or team.
- 29:13Luke? Yeah.
- 29:15As in which one does she pick? Yeah.
- 29:18But isn't the whole point of them having their podcast to
- 29:20make people more open-minded to a bigger relationship.
- 29:23Yeah. So why should she have to pick
- 29:25someone? Yep.
- 29:26Why are all these little children coming up to them?
- 29:31It's a podcast where they like talk about this city guy, he's
- 29:34jobless. She's like sitting on their
- 29:36dicks while they're recording and then they're rushing off to
- 29:38bang. Good for her.
- 29:40But like little children coming up with Team, Joshua, whatever I
- 29:44have no explanation although to be fair, there's like all the
- 29:47only fans that have fans out of, literally 10 years old on
- 29:50Tick-Tock and stuff. Donnie was such a stupid
- 29:54character. Again there's always like exact
- 29:56character in these kind of books though that the abusive ex Yahoo
- 30:00only comes into the picture to be the vessel of being punched
- 30:04in the face. But sometimes we need to read
- 30:07about a good shitty acts getting punched in the face.
- 30:10It's only to make the current guys look less toxic.
- 30:13Yeah, when they're actually quite toxic enough.
- 30:15Thank you very much. That's fine.
- 30:17I'm okay. Toxic typical.
- 30:20So don't take everything. Donnie rocks up to the live Mike
- 30:24show and they were already what were actually thinking the
- 30:29episodes out of so dry. They were like okay here we are
- 30:32at the live convention where's the first relationship question?
- 30:37Where's Layla? And then they're like next.
- 30:40Question. Do you know how bad that would
- 30:41be to listen to as a podcast? Oh my God.
- 30:43So God, where's Layla? And then we next person.
- 30:46Did you guys break up with Layla?
- 30:48Because is that why? She's not here and then Donny
- 30:50pipes up. And he's like, I came because I
- 30:52thought Layla was here. So I wanted to harass her.
- 30:54So really the only reason they listened as because, but also,
- 30:57if he cares so much about his political career, why is he even
- 31:00rocking up at a random podcast like a little stalker and he
- 31:03said his full name, Would you do that on the podcast?
- 31:07That's about a fucking quadropple when you're trying to
- 31:09run for office, like, I finalized everyone's listening
- 31:12to. Yeah.
- 31:13Oh my God. And then his question he wasn't
- 31:17even question. It wasn't a question.
- 31:19He was like there's this chick that I'm trying to coerce into
- 31:22sex every day. My God would you say that on?
- 31:25What why would you say that when you try to run for office?
- 31:29And even though the car was, he was like, I really just tried to
- 31:33write this girl. And I didn't get to rape her.
- 31:36So, how do I get to raipur? But it's really truly what he
- 31:39said, but it's funny because the guys don't really seem to care
- 31:44that their advice gets misconstrued by these idiots out
- 31:47in the world, because he goes, will you guys say that sex often
- 31:51is a sign of a healthy relationship and then Lucas,
- 31:55mmm. Like yes, we have given that
- 31:57advice but you've totally Twisted it again, he's like
- 32:00Walden, Donna and toil to have sex with my girlfriend everyday.
- 32:03But she keeps saying she has a headache.
- 32:07But it wasn't very funny stuff. I think is the question.
- 32:10Was about Layla then and then Zach's his cogs is slowly
- 32:15turning. And yeah, we are hanging out
- 32:16Vikings. Can only move so far.
- 32:18Exactly. So he's little wooden clogs.
- 32:20It just slowly. And while Josh is, is slowly
- 32:23turning to because he's like, is this the guy is this him and
- 32:26looks like it, don't worry. Don't worry about about, bro.
- 32:29Don't worry. Wouldn't you as a teacher be
- 32:33embarrassed as fuck but your former students to come You're
- 32:36doing like a sex life. Ooh, I know, mr.
- 32:40Martin are you fucking Layla 10? Ways till Sunday used to teach
- 32:47me history of reunions and they all like yes, mr.
- 32:54Martin. What, Cassis, 30 years old.
- 32:57Are you kidding? Oh no, I don't give a fuck about
- 33:00you anymore. Fuck.
- 33:01So they were already struggling with the podcast.
- 33:04It was literally two minutes into the live show.
- 33:06Fuck. Gene's active something fucking
- 33:07runs off the stage punches him Square in the face.
- 33:10Thank security has to get involved.
- 33:12Josh is back at the stage. Is he?
- 33:14And he's just struggling. He's probably like what's hard
- 33:16to get to that bad cuz its own. I forget.
- 33:19Exactly everyone. In the crowds probably like what
- 33:23this needs to be managed better. It's awkward.
- 33:25It's like watching hecklers. Yeah, on comedy shows keep
- 33:29coming up on my for you page lately and I'm over it.
- 33:31Okay, it gives me so much egg. Yeah, they're a big gross I
- 33:35guess. Donnie exits.
- 33:36H left in this scenario. Then the next thing was the
- 33:40apology to a podcast because she was in that hotel room.
- 33:43Yes, decompressing. She was at the airport.
- 33:47Yeah, she went from the hotel, straight to the airport.
- 33:50Come on, girl, check your fucking phone messages before
- 33:53you broke up for an international flight.
- 33:54Yeah, you would have had to do to make sure all your shit was
- 33:58in order you check in time. But a plane ticket was canceled
- 34:03because Anna is a bit because as a fan of the podcast and she
- 34:08thought she was cheating on them somewhere with them.
- 34:13That's the only reason she was perfect collab with her to them.
- 34:18That was so weird and then she's like, oh, I guess my life's
- 34:21ruined? Guess, it's ruined.
- 34:23Guess I have to take him back now.
- 34:26That's what it ended up. Being just out of desperation
- 34:29that she's like oh I guess I miss hanging out with somebody
- 34:32because I'm alone because I've never developed any other
- 34:34relationship in my life and never and and there's never ever
- 34:40another female know where is he? Friends.
- 34:44His friends. Why didn't know books ever have
- 34:47friends? Why is there this is?
- 34:49Sorry release together. Sorry, and they all happen to be
- 34:53her best friends, but they didn't have never seen her cry
- 34:55before that first time. How are they all her best
- 34:59friends? But she was awkward because one
- 35:01of them used to be her teacher. How is that your best friend?
- 35:04That's a fucking acquaintances. That you see in Coles and you're
- 35:07like, hmm, that's not your best friend.
- 35:10Girl. No.
- 35:11Yeah, she needs fucking female friends.
- 35:13Like, scares me the most. I know same.
- 35:16He likes it squelchy. These are most looking
- 35:22controlling you can tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 35:24Okay, so she's at the airport, right?
- 35:26And this is almost the ray of little sunshine coming through.
- 35:29She grabs a pen, from the bartender, whatever has a napkin
- 35:34and goes okay, head down. Bummer, I'm going to fix my
- 35:37fucking life. Yeah.
- 35:38And she writes down, I'm going to continue with the business.
- 35:41I'm going to find a new apartment.
- 35:43So I get away from the guys. I'm going to do this that and
- 35:45this, and that, and I was like, yes, I like pairing.
- 35:49Plug. Yeah, yes.
- 35:52And then fucking threw that out the window.
- 35:55And then she noticed all the tweets coming through that was
- 35:58saying, listen Layla, listen to the boys are doing a lot so she
- 36:04can then listen, the intrusive thoughts, take over and she
- 36:08listens. She stopped listening.
- 36:10She was sorry. What is it?
- 36:12She's so close. I'm too Petty.
- 36:14I would never listen. I wonder what.
- 36:16So I'm going to give it a click. I wouldn't even give it a click.
- 36:18And if I I'd give it a clay, it would be like three days later
- 36:22when it was playback, a ball. Why are they can fucking do the
- 36:2448 Hours? Yeah, I'm going.
- 36:26No contact. I would say, I would book
- 36:29another plane ticket. I don't put it on flight mode
- 36:31and pretend that I did go on the flight.
- 36:33Exactly. You know what, I would have paid
- 36:35for that white anyway. I would have weight home while
- 36:38they did their 40 hour, stream and sat across the hall like
- 36:42streaming. I would just listen to it live
- 36:44and then sneak through the corridor.
- 36:46Yeah. And then get into my house and
- 36:48take all the shit out. I need while they're doing this
- 36:50stupid 48 Hours. Exactly.
- 36:52She just did it over. I honestly thought that this was
- 36:55going to be one percent in parent when she had that napkin
- 36:59goes wrong. Like I know I gave it too much
- 37:02credit. I want you going up against
- 37:04three men. It's a little worsening of this.
- 37:08It's less chance of it being. She just gave up and settled.
- 37:12She was like, fuck it there, across the way.
- 37:14Anyway, don't have to look for a husband.
- 37:16By the time you're 30 of you already got three. 33.
- 37:21So disappointed in her, she gave it five minutes thought and
- 37:26their apologies were weak. The actual ones?
- 37:29Yeah, she's like yes I actually trust you again I would never
- 37:33she walks back notices that their recording walks in the
- 37:37room and then what they each had their own little five second
- 37:41piece. Yeah, and then all she really
- 37:44needed with them to admit that they loved her back and that was
- 37:46it. She was like mmm, my little pick
- 37:49me. Either is all full and warm and
- 37:51fuzzy. Now, she's going to settle with
- 37:53a little hot chocky in a snuggly bed Gaal.
- 37:57Think about it, a bit more, think about a bit more.
- 38:00I'm just annoyed that they made Josh to be the bad guy, the
- 38:03most? Yeah, he did the least wine that
- 38:06you love someone for so long is not as bad as sticking your dick
- 38:10in her and then immediately breaking up with her when she
- 38:13says, I look like that was wrong.
- 38:15That would traumatize me for life.
- 38:16I was think about that every single I do.
- 38:18But, you know, What's even more stupid?
- 38:20Josh admitted that the only reason he didn't just ask her
- 38:25out like a real man, was that he was too insecure and thought
- 38:29that she would never go out with him.
- 38:31If he just manned up that initial.
- 38:33No, but then she agreed that she wouldn't have, she would have
- 38:37liked because she wasn't ready. I don't get why they're all okay
- 38:42with being a package deal for men because it's kind of like
- 38:45grow a fucking background. Some self-esteem.
- 38:47And you know what? I feel like it's just Because
- 38:50they know if she would was to pick, it would be worse.
- 38:53So they will just wouldn't let her pick, you know.
- 38:56Yeah, they could be like just pick.
- 38:59Hmm. And then you might lose out, you
- 39:01might not be the one and then your little bit more insecure.
- 39:05So what's better than not letting her pick?
- 39:07And just letting her have all their all of them.
- 39:09All of them, they closed off the apology podcast because she came
- 39:13back and then she's that each have their own separate little
- 39:15apology. They weeks apology good she's
- 39:18just spinning around them. Room waiting their turn.
- 39:20Would you even want to be with Zaki sounds fucking hella
- 39:23traumatized. He should just dip out and
- 39:25figure his own style founds humor.
- 39:27So I feel like I could put up with it, but I feel like he
- 39:30needs to figure out his own style.
- 39:31He needs therapy, but I like his humor also.
- 39:35He said, in his apology, I was using a dead teenage girl to
- 39:40hide behind. Well, that's more therapy, he
- 39:44needs, but the margin that's a bit fail because he was obsessed
- 39:48with happy. Like I cheated on Emily when she
- 39:51died because two months after I hooked up with a girl, but then
- 39:54let you're going to call her a dead teenage girl.
- 39:57How dare he cheat on me? A little looser, I don't know.
- 40:03You're so weird and then they were sort of overflowing and
- 40:07love-bombing with all the. I love you's a time like that
- 40:09came out of the fucking. All right, hey, Tim books, when
- 40:12they say, I love you and I've like the one time when it's
- 40:16impactful impactful, but I don't want to hear it every two
- 40:19seconds. Well, it was kind of sickening
- 40:22because it came out of nowhere. I get it.
- 40:24You love each other. That's a lot of I love yous,
- 40:27that's what I mean. There were people like really
- 40:28good inside. So, you all simultaneously fell
- 40:32in love with each other at the same time.
- 40:34Huh? When I'm looking at the bigger
- 40:37picture? Yeah, it is even for her.
- 40:39It is not a fucking Flex to come onto your 10-year reunions with
- 40:43your fucking ex-teacher in a four-way relationship.
- 40:46I think it is often perceived it as a flex.
- 40:50I wanted her to flex on people. Yeah.
- 40:51Like I wanted her to soak up a bit of mmm but all she did was a
- 40:55be a bitch to that a girl that yeah and Donnie and Donnie
- 40:59because it's red. I'm really, only reason they
- 41:01went to the reunions was to Blackmail.
- 41:04Daunting. Yeah.
- 41:05Which is fair enough and fucking me up.
- 41:08Fuck Amy. Yeah.
- 41:09Fuck her. The whole fuck.
- 41:11You day me was, I've got evidence of all the bullying and
- 41:14the negligence that you guys because for which we expected,
- 41:17she got fired. Yeah, fucker.
- 41:21Hey Maka, socks you're right. It Dawn for Layla, you know,
- 41:28what's really funny just be A picture about this book.
- 41:32I'm actually upset that you were right tied in together nicely at
- 41:37the end. A little bun.
- 41:39Oh, your little bike like I always do and I don't know why
- 41:42you expect otherwise because I'm very thankful and well, if
- 41:46someone knows a book where they do not end up with the girl at
- 41:49the end, he said and it was so Carla, can live her dream.
- 41:53I just want to know, you know what my problem is, and I'll do
- 41:56we will write ourselves, okay? We can do that, we'll do a
- 41:59collaborative. Just train wreck book.
- 42:03Fuck yes, Jazz, you know what my issue is?
- 42:06I can watch rom-coms, but I stopped it right when there's
- 42:08conflict, and I don't watch the resolution.
- 42:12I've been broken because I only want to see the horrible part
- 42:15where everyone's upset the life is up.
- 42:17I don't care. You know what, clearly.
- 42:19And I don't want the bullshit happy ending because it's so
- 42:22then unrealistic. Yeah.
- 42:24I'm like, no, this isn't good. It's because you're also super
- 42:27Petty. I'm super Patty.
- 42:28Yes, I want to see the drama. And I don't want people.
- 42:31I'll fuck them off. Yeah.
- 42:33And then just be mad at them for the rest of my life.
- 42:36Oh yeah. I don't know.
- 42:37You were right there and it's definitely because the book
- 42:39cover was Vector art and there's no other reason, there's no
- 42:42other reason perfect draw, did you write the extra chapters
- 42:47that you could click, nope, idea, refuse to, all you've got,
- 42:50okay? So before we get to that, so the
- 42:53ending is your way to getting married on her birthday, so that
- 42:56you can mark it off her bucket list that she got married by 30.
- 42:59That was Idea wasn't her idea. Yeah, just kind of cute but also
- 43:06well, who was at the wedding Rob was at the wedding single so
- 43:09it's not with a me anymore. Yeah so she got fired.
- 43:14She turned into the cell but she is and then Rob apparently was
- 43:18not having it. And yes didn't bring her to the
- 43:20wedding. He was like all their family and
- 43:24all the listeners that invited them to weddings.
- 43:27They invited everyone. What if there was some real
- 43:29psychopath Bands like real fanatic widows but, you know,
- 43:33all the ones that tried to tell her to go kill ourselves.
- 43:35Yeah, yeah. Do you know what is interesting,
- 43:39too? I want to know the drama of
- 43:41like, for example Zach's parents.
- 43:43They just accept the poly relationship.
- 43:45Yeah. Or dropped, his parents.
- 43:47Well, they go like married, two years later, so they had two
- 43:50years, but also, Josh's parents weren't there.
- 43:52One's dead. Everyone's an asshole.
- 43:54Right? Just interesting.
- 43:57And I don't know if Luke's parents were there.
- 44:00They probably also, didn't ya? She's older.
- 44:03I don't know. I just think it is a little bit
- 44:06too easy there for everything new.
- 44:08Yeah, well she is too scared to go out on a date with them
- 44:12collectively in public. And here they are getting
- 44:14married. So yeah.
- 44:16Yeah. They gal Mary turntables, I
- 44:19guess. Yeah.
- 44:21Yeah. I mean once it's like blasted to
- 44:23the internet, you really can't go back from that.
- 44:25Yeah. So she's they've gone
- 44:27independent. They're no longer on the
- 44:28podcast. Form and they are, I guess
- 44:32owning their own good money and she has her own segment on the
- 44:35podcast and yeah. So I guess it's probably turned
- 44:37into a relationship podcast in a way.
- 44:39It's still called three single guys, okay?
- 44:42In 10 years down the track me, okay, so, is there anything we
- 44:46need to know from down the track?
- 44:48So down the track, in the end of the book.
- 44:50She goes, I have to have three kids.
- 44:52She has three kids, she has one with each stop.
- 44:55How do you control the you? I'll let you know.
- 44:58Okay, so originally she He's at Fashion Week in New York and a
- 45:03hater. She has a daughter named
- 45:05lavender. Okay, which is Luke's biological
- 45:09daughter so he named it after his knees or whatever.
- 45:12Yeah. Lavender pretty much tells Anna
- 45:14to go fuck herself, because she's like, which one's your
- 45:17daddy and she's like that's funny enough Zach is Daddy
- 45:22Josh's dad. Luke is pop you.
- 45:26Who would hold this short straw and be called pop, Absolutely
- 45:31not. So then her career took off.
- 45:33So they had a baby. I reckon she was 6 and this was
- 45:379 years later or something. Yeah.
- 45:40So then her career took off. They waited for years and then
- 45:43they had rows, which is Josh's, baby and then.
- 45:47So how they worked it out, is Zach was trying for a baby
- 45:51really hard and it was just taking a lot longer than The
- 45:56other two I suppose so Zach was the only one allowed near her
- 46:01vagina. The other two could finger are
- 46:03coming in about anal, everything for until she was pregnant and
- 46:09she found out she was pregnant on Emily's anniversary and and
- 46:14she was like announced it to him after being really worried about
- 46:18announcing it to him and he's like this, my baby.
- 46:20And then, they also huddled up on the hotel room during New
- 46:25York. With all their babies.
- 46:27She's a yeah. So yeah.
- 46:29So it was wrapped up in a even tight, a little bow.
- 46:31She got, she her at Fashion Week, she overtook.
- 46:35And I was fashion week as well. She keeps them open, like voted
- 46:40the most popular fashion week and so, they're magically all
- 46:43happy in their relationship yet, they're all happy in the
- 46:45relationship. All three boys have their own
- 46:48separate podcast as well. So they have three single guys,
- 46:53Luke has one about reading books.
- 46:56Okay. And then Josh's business exact
- 47:00is sports and then, I'm pretty sure.
- 47:03Laila has her own as well. Why would they call it three
- 47:05single guys? I don't know.
- 47:09So yeah. Wow, well, thanks for that.
- 47:11I didn't want to read. It's always babies.
- 47:15It's always Davies. You're not a baby girl.
- 47:17No, because it's always, this is how the relationships wrap up.
- 47:20And then the later, chapters always whole, they probably
- 47:23would have been if it was like ten years later, and she was
- 47:26just, Just on our own with some other random guy is always
- 47:29being. She came out, full lesbian?
- 47:31Yes. Yeah.
- 47:34But you know what, if you weren't having kids, having
- 47:38three boyfriends and living as a foursome, would be pretty good
- 47:41financially. I know it all the bills.
- 47:43I know and then all the child's you have to do that many.
- 47:46Can you be that rich. No but here's the thing with the
- 47:49kids though. Hmm.
- 47:50Her having kids. She was doing her Fashion Week
- 47:53show and they were looking after the kids.
- 47:54And then Josh was feeding the Be in everything.
- 47:57So she was not looking after she's got the every babysitter
- 48:00true. She's got three people, pick
- 48:01them up after school, drop them off at school.
- 48:03He kidding. Okay, so that's probably it for
- 48:07this book. I really think of anything else
- 48:10that we need to cover. So do you wanna give us our
- 48:13rating system? Emily?
- 48:14How many metal bowls? This column vegetables are.
- 48:18How many vag bolts? How many bulls in the vag out of
- 48:22five? Yeah.
- 48:23How many fans balls out of 5, how many bad?
- 48:26Vegetables. How many made it in the badge?
- 48:28Yeah. How many made it in the badge?
- 48:31What is your reading for? Wow, 305.
- 48:36Yeah, that's high. Yeah.
- 48:39Wow. Okay.
- 48:40I've got low expectations. True.
- 48:43I've got that low morals. Now I'm gonna come in real harsh
- 48:47and say one vagina. Laughs five hits in one hanging
- 48:51in there for dear life and the last badge when your class for
- 48:54vegetables is a five vegetable. Yeah.
- 48:56So 5 out of 10, I would probably that's how it works out.
- 49:01Maybe three it wasn't. Don't you just go?
- 49:05Because I'm nice. No.
- 49:07Because it wasn't that great, but it's not a bad book.
- 49:10Yeah. It's pretty good.
- 49:12Yeah. And this was your first ever
- 49:13reversed home? Yeah, the reason.
- 49:16Okay, here's my justification. The reason why I'm making it one
- 49:19is the cheating scandal, didn't make sense, half the time that
- 49:22audience already knew things that were being explained as the
- 49:24Scandal has passed. Yeah.
- 49:26So we We were kind of, like, out of the picture in a way that's
- 49:29supposed to be confused to ya shit.
- 49:32More Layla was probably confused.
- 49:34Yeah, but I wasn't, I was like, she was like, oh well, this
- 49:36actually there's a bit in there with Layla goes.
- 49:38You can see. It's each one of those guys that
- 49:40I'm next to. So let's be honest half of the
- 49:44world would be against that anyway.
- 49:46Yeah I needed something more out of a me as the Baddie.
- 49:52Yeah. The body instead of like a
- 49:54bitter old lady. Yeah.
- 49:55As the birdie, She did was make Luke go to her wedding and
- 49:59harassed him for 20 minutes straight.
- 50:01That's not and sold those photos to TMZ or whatever.
- 50:05It's just hold it. I know you called it up but you
- 50:11like fake dating, I hate it. So for me, I don't like fake
- 50:15dating. I just like the drama or fake
- 50:17dating. Yeah, not specific to fake
- 50:19dating. Yes, I think dating is a bit
- 50:21stupid, never makes sense, especially when they're already
- 50:24having sex you're already dating.
- 50:26That's on me you're writing something 99% of the dating.
- 50:29Yeah come on. The 1%.
- 50:31Is you telling people you're not dating my nose.
- 50:33Just doesn't add up the math. I hate math and I'm just going
- 50:36to be harsh with my school. Maybe when I'm list read a few
- 50:39more reverse heart and your change my mind.
- 50:41Yeah. But for now I'm kind of like
- 50:44neither the better body needed a better problem.
- 50:47Look you looking for a full-blown and epic Saga fantasy
- 50:52plus book that's actually like written over three years.
- 50:56Yeah, it's probably like, you know, you can read it but I feel
- 51:02like this was written in a day. I was in it was spicy.
- 51:09That's it. You can't not have spice if you
- 51:11have three individual. Yeah, so I mean better luck next
- 51:15time try again. I'll try really hard.
- 51:19OK. It's ok, you don't.
- 51:21You're right here for me. We're here for the content
- 51:24doesn't actually matter if I enjoyed it a lot.
- 51:28You dying inside? Yeah, so that's it.
- 51:32So it's my pig next time. No idea where I'm gonna guard.
- 51:36Where do I go from here? You know, very nice.
- 51:40I already know what, I want to pick for.
- 51:42And next, my next pick, okay, thanks for joining us on lose
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