Latest / The D.L. Hughley Show / DLHS Hour 3 | Lakers Legend Norm Nixon Joins DLHS Crew
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Hey,
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- 0:21Speaker 1: or you can call 214-495-1963.
- 0:26Speaker 2: You got to hit that 19 hard.
- 0:28Speaker 1: 1960. Did you see that Laura Loomer talk?
- 0:31Speaker 3: I did.
- 0:32Speaker 1: Did you see that Milo Yama? The guy who got deported.
- 0:37Speaker 1: You know who he is, right? So he was the one.
- 0:39Speaker 1: Remember about a long time ago. Talked about Leslie Jones
- 0:42Speaker 1: so bad. The race.
- 0:43Speaker 2: Yes, I do remember that.
- 0:45Speaker 1: And now he got kicked out. Good. He got kicked out. OK, why?
- 0:49Speaker 1: Why does Laura Sanchez, Laura Loomer and and Tatum's wife.
- 0:55Speaker 1: All look like they went to the same place like
- 0:58Speaker 1: any time. And they and they paid to get their place.
- 1:01Speaker 1: You know, usually if you look like that, you got
- 1:03Speaker 1: fetal alcohol poisoning. You know, you know what I mean?
- 1:06Speaker 1: Like your mother was on some kind of schedule C drug.
- 1:12Speaker 2: It is interesting, though, how, you know, they say white
- 1:14Speaker 2: women get to, well, I'm not going to say they
- 1:16Speaker 2: get to decide the standard of beauty, but that is
- 1:18Speaker 2: what the industry is.
- 1:19Speaker 1: And in my head, I'm thinking to myself, so this
- 1:21Speaker 1: is what you think is beautiful? This right here?
- 1:23Speaker 4: You can't look like an extra for Ichabod Crane. Because
- 1:26Speaker 4: you have to go in and ask for it, right?
- 1:28Speaker 4: And then they show you, this is what this is
- 1:30Speaker 4: going to look like on you. And you say, oh,
- 1:32Speaker 4: I'll take it. That looks great.
- 1:34Speaker 1: You could look like Daniel Day-Lewis. And he's talking about
- 1:39Speaker 1: suing me.
- 1:40Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Does he understand, dumbass, that at 40 years, do you
- 1:45Speaker 1: think you're the first person threatening to see me? Bring
- 1:47Speaker 1: it on. I can't wait to go to court. I'm
- 1:50Speaker 1: not going to get sued by a dude with hips.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Like he might have been in the NFL.
- 1:54Speaker 5: Full pickle pants.
- 1:56Speaker 1: This dude talking stuff to me, and he got on
- 1:59Speaker 1: apple-bottom jeans. Did you see that? I did. I actually did.
- 2:02Speaker 1: You're not going to talk crazy to me with jeggings on.
- 2:05Speaker 1: I know that.
- 2:06Speaker 5: Wow.
- 2:06Speaker 1: And you know with jeggings, you can't even unzip them.
- 2:08Speaker 1: You got to pull them down. You cannot. I swear
- 2:11Speaker 1: to God, I know that got a yeast infection.
- 2:13Speaker 5: I know he does.
- 2:15Speaker 1: You might need to eat some yogurt. We better order
- 2:19Speaker 1: that some Activia. I'm not even kidding. This dude, he
- 2:25Speaker 1: might have been a football player. Well, you were NFL
- 2:27Speaker 1: at the top, but definitely Magic City at the bottom.
- 2:30Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 2:31Speaker 1: Coming to the stage, Sugar Bear. Can't get enough of
- 2:36Speaker 1: them sugar grits.
- 2:37Speaker 5: That n *.
- 2:37Speaker 1: * * a in there, shake like a cello, talking
- 2:40Speaker 1: crazy to me.
- 2:41Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
- 2:42Speaker 1: And they're looking like a summer squad. You're so stupid.
- 2:45Speaker 1: That n * * * a, don't he look like a,
- 2:47Speaker 1: he's shaped like a drinking gourd. Or a grinch. Well,
- 2:52Speaker 1: an upside down one, yeah, for sure. He should be,
- 2:55Speaker 1: he should be hanging around a witch doctor's neck right now.
- 2:58Speaker 5: Come on!
- 3:04Speaker 1: You must be out your mind. Man talking slick to me.
- 3:07Speaker 1: You must be crazy. From the back, he look like
- 3:11Speaker 1: a St.
- 3:11Speaker 5: Louis Six.
- 3:12Speaker 1: He look like Horton here. He heard a who.
- 3:18Speaker 2: But what's crazy is I hate people who start stuff
- 3:21Speaker 2: and then can't finish it.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Man, now come on. I can't stand it. You can't
- 3:25Speaker 1: look like Rasputia and be talking crazy to me. You
- 3:27Speaker 1: can't do it. I got hips like Big Bird. Good morning,
- 3:34Speaker 1: boys and girls. Now, welcome to the show, Lakers legend
- 3:38Speaker 1: Norm Nixon. You're one of my all-time favorite Lakers.
- 3:42Speaker 5: You know, I didn't know that. I know you had
- 3:44Speaker 5: a little affection for me. But, hey, man. A little affection.
- 3:47Speaker 3: All the time.
- 3:48Speaker 1: Even with them tight-ass shorts y'all used to wear.
- 3:51Speaker 5: I still.
- 3:54Speaker 1: I know you had a yeast affection like a mother.
- 3:56Speaker 5: You know I got a pair hanging in the house, man.
- 3:59Speaker 5: And people walk in and go, man, did you wear those?
- 4:01Speaker 5: I say, I wore those in the championship game. You
- 4:03Speaker 5: wish you had worn those in that.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Starman Norman Nixon from Duquesne University, man. That was my man.
- 4:10Speaker 5: Yes, sir. I enjoy listening to your show before we
- 4:14Speaker 5: go anywhere else, man. I really enjoy listening to you.
- 4:17Speaker 1: Thank you, man. Thank you.
- 4:18Speaker 5: Keep doing what you do.
- 4:21Speaker 1: You know I will. We had your wife on a
- 4:22Speaker 1: little while ago. Yes. And I remember once we were
- 4:25Speaker 1: playing golf and you said, man, I got to go.
- 4:30Speaker 1: I got some honeydews. I got to go. He left
- 4:32Speaker 1: right in the middle of a point.
- 4:33Speaker 5: He knew what to do.
- 4:34Speaker 1: He knew exactly what to do. He wants that smoke.
- 4:38Speaker 1: I'm ready. And I remember one time we were at
- 4:43Speaker 1: Neiman Marcus. It was Christmas. You were shy. But she
- 4:45Speaker 1: called me. I'm like, you with you are not going
- 4:47Speaker 1: to get out of here. Well, you got to go.
- 4:52Speaker 1: So you're doing a photo, basically a photo pictorial of basketball.
- 4:59Speaker 5: Yes.
- 5:00Speaker 1: What is the most stark difference? I'm not talking about,
- 5:03Speaker 1: you know, the uniforms. I'm not talking about, you know,
- 5:06Speaker 1: the size or speed. What do you think from an
- 5:09Speaker 1: athletic perspective, from a player's perspective, what do you think
- 5:11Speaker 1: is the biggest difference?
- 5:13Speaker 5: It's a different game now. I mean, the game now,
- 5:16Speaker 5: it's from outside in. I mean, when we played, it
- 5:18Speaker 5: was from inside out. I mean, you had a guy
- 5:19Speaker 5: like Kareem. You don't get him to ball down low.
- 5:22Speaker 5: So our game went from inside out. I mean, I
- 5:24Speaker 5: didn't even practice shooting three-pointers. So that's the first part.
- 5:27Speaker 5: So it's a game that's outside in. The second thing,
- 5:31Speaker 5: you can't touch each other. I mean, when I played, man,
- 5:33Speaker 5: if you came to that lane and you tricked the
- 5:35Speaker 5: big guy and made a layup, next time you come to,
- 5:37Speaker 5: he's going to slam you. It was just going to
- 5:39Speaker 5: be a foul. And they were going to say, man,
- 5:41Speaker 5: go to the free throw line and make it. Watch yourself,
- 5:43Speaker 5: little fella, coming up here. The second thing. The third
- 5:45Speaker 5: thing I'd like to say, I think they always tried
- 5:47Speaker 5: to make it a European game because they wanted to
- 5:52Speaker 5: be a big guy, be stretch fours and stretch fives.
- 5:56Speaker 5: They added an extra step now. I mean, basically what
- 5:59Speaker 5: they do now would be considered walking when I play.
- 6:01Speaker 5: It would change the game around in those fundamental ways,
- 6:04Speaker 5: which I think is a different game.
- 6:06Speaker 1: And I think– I would say this. I would say
- 6:09Speaker 1: that if you picked the 10 best players in the
- 6:12Speaker 1: league currently, about five of them would be from Europe.
- 6:16Speaker 5: No question about it. No question about it.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Do you think, do you still, like, you had a
- 6:22Speaker 1: lot of people, I'm sure that you had affection for,
- 6:25Speaker 1: and a lot of people that you loved. As a player,
- 6:28Speaker 1: do you think that players are too, like, I think
- 6:32Speaker 1: they're very friendly in a way that I just am
- 6:35Speaker 1: not sure.
- 6:35Speaker 5: We weren't. No, we weren't. Well, you look at AAU
- 6:39Speaker 5: changed basketball because these guys grew up playing together in
- 6:42Speaker 5: AAU basketball. So they get in the league and say, hey,
- 6:44Speaker 5: we want to go play together. But you can imagine
- 6:47Speaker 5: somebody from the Laker area, when I play, want to
- 6:50Speaker 5: go play with Boston.
- 6:51Speaker 4: Right.
- 6:52Speaker 5: Or want to go play with Phil there. I mean,
- 6:53Speaker 5: you had to if you had to, but you wouldn't
- 6:55Speaker 5: seek that out. You know, you don't want to go
- 6:57Speaker 5: play against the guy you battle. And believe me, we
- 7:00Speaker 5: didn't like guys we played against. We respected them, but
- 7:03Speaker 5: you always want to keep that edge. You know, if
- 7:05Speaker 5: you got too friendly, I mean, you couldn't foul this
- 7:07Speaker 5: guy hard. You couldn't treat him the way you want
- 7:09Speaker 5: to treat him if you're too friendly.
- 7:10Speaker 1: Right.
- 7:11Speaker 5: You know, so I think they are friends in the
- 7:14Speaker 5: way the league is now because there was never anything as–
- 7:17Speaker 5: No free agents when I played. You know, teams always
- 7:19Speaker 5: had a right of refusal. So you didn't have the
- 7:22Speaker 5: flexibility that these guys have. But, you know, it's a
- 7:24Speaker 5: different era of basketball. These guys want to play together.
- 7:27Speaker 5: And you have front offices now that think they can
- 7:29Speaker 5: buy a team. They don't invest in building a team.
- 7:32Speaker 5: Draft some young guys that can play and let them grow,
- 7:35Speaker 5: let the fans know them.
- 7:36Speaker 1: I think Oklahoma's doing a great job of that. I
- 7:38Speaker 1: think Oklahoma has.
- 7:38Speaker 5: Oklahoma did a great job. I think San Antonio is
- 7:40Speaker 5: trying to do it.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Doing a great job.
- 7:42Speaker 5: Yeah. New York put a few pieces together. They're going
- 7:44Speaker 5: to try to keep them together. Right. So, I mean,
- 7:46Speaker 5: I think there's an advantage in the building of the team,
- 7:48Speaker 5: but that would require you to have guys to scout
- 7:50Speaker 5: the game and know the game.
- 7:52Speaker 1: I remember, I may be the only one, speaking of you,
- 7:55Speaker 1: just speaking of Jordan, I may be the only dude
- 7:56Speaker 1: I know who never had a pair of Jordans.
- 7:58Speaker 5: Never. Never.
- 8:01Speaker 1: I'm such a Laker fan, I never would buy a
- 8:03Speaker 1: pair of Clippers.
- 8:04Speaker 6: Why?
- 8:04Speaker 1: Because I'm a Laker fan. I would never have, never.
- 8:08Speaker 5: Hardcore.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Never.
- 8:09Speaker 5: We have some hardcore fans.
- 8:12Speaker 1: When they traded you to the Clippers, I actually went
- 8:14Speaker 1: to a game. I went to a game. And they
- 8:17Speaker 1: let me play. They did. They let you play?
- 8:18Speaker 5: Now you're lying.
- 8:19Speaker 1: They did.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Norm, he's lying.
- 8:21Speaker 3: Don't listen.
- 8:22Speaker 1: No, I had three assists.
- 8:23Speaker 5: Three assists. Shut up. I didn't lay nothing.
- 8:25Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're talking about.
- 8:27Speaker 5: They tried to put you in the game.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. Don't believe that at all. They used to
- 8:31Speaker 1: pay you to go to a Clipper game. Stop it.
- 8:32Speaker 5: Stop it.
- 8:34Speaker 1: Norm Mixon, man. Thank you for joining us.
- 8:37Speaker 5: All right, man.
- 8:37Speaker 1: Best of luck to you. Thank you so much.
- 8:39Speaker 5: And keep doing what you're doing, man.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Thank you, man. For sure.
- 8:41Speaker 5: All right.
- 8:42Speaker 1: All right.
- 8:42Speaker 5: Bye-bye.
- 8:43Speaker 1: It's now time to give a deserving someone the Shoe
- 8:45Speaker 1: Booty of the Week award.
- 8:46Speaker 3: And now, it's time for the shoe booty of the
- 8:52Speaker 3: week award tim scott is an american businessman and politician
- 9:01Speaker 3: a member of the republican party he is the first
- 9:04Speaker 3: african-american senator in the southern united states the longest serving
- 9:10Speaker 3: african-american senator in u.s history the first African-American to serve
- 9:16Speaker 3: in both the House and the Senate.
- 9:19Speaker 1: Well, isn't that fair, y'all?
- 9:21Speaker 3: So, why is Tim Mushmouth Scott this week's recipient of
- 9:26Speaker 3: the Shoe Booty of the Week Award?
- 9:28Speaker 5: Why?
- 9:29Speaker 3: Why?
- 9:30Speaker 1: Why?
- 9:39Speaker 3: Uncle Tim gets the shoe booty because he went on
- 9:44Speaker 3: the news show 60 Minutes and proved he never leaves
- 9:49Speaker 3: home without his MAGA Express card.
- 9:52Speaker 5: Where we had an African American guy who was a
- 9:55Speaker 5: fan of mine.
- 9:55Speaker 3: Tiny Tim hopped on the news show Staples 60 Minutes.
- 10:00Speaker 3: to throw his full support behind Darlene Graham. Who is this?
- 10:05Speaker 1: What do you want?
- 10:05Speaker 3: The sister of the late Lindsey Graham State Senator. Her
- 10:10Speaker 3: political experience so far? She successfully shared DNA with a senator.
- 10:17Speaker 3: That's the whole resume. Are you serious? It's like if
- 10:20Speaker 3: your dog died and the family voted the cat into
- 10:23Speaker 3: Congress because they lived in the same house.
- 10:27Speaker 1: That's it.
- 10:27Speaker 3: No elected office, no political resume, just the classic American
- 10:33Speaker 3: path of, my brother had the job, now I get
- 10:38Speaker 3: the desk. Can someone say DEI? It's like if your
- 10:42Speaker 3: brother the heart surgeon died, now you automatically take over
- 10:47Speaker 3: for him. And Tim Scott is out there going, she's
- 10:52Speaker 3: the real deal.
- 10:53Speaker 5: Oh, hell no!
- 10:55Speaker 3: You are crazy!
- 10:56Speaker 4: Ugh!
- 10:58Speaker 3: At this point, Tim Scott is less a senator and
- 11:01Speaker 3: more MAGA's personal step in fetching.
- 11:05Speaker 5: Look at my African-American over here. Look at him.
- 11:08Speaker 3: Trump says fetch. Tim says how high. And then shows
- 11:12Speaker 3: up on Sunday morning television to sell it like it's
- 11:16Speaker 3: the best idea since TikTok. He's MAGA's official delivery boy.
- 11:21Speaker 3: Trump points at someone, Tim sprints over with the endorsement
- 11:25Speaker 3: of balloons and a big smile like, here you go boss,
- 11:29Speaker 3: thanks Tim. And that's why the shoe booty of the
- 11:35Speaker 3: week award goes to Tim Scott. Now here's a swift
- 11:43Speaker 3: kick in the ass.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Man, we ain't going to never, ever, ever run out.
- 11:47Speaker 3: Of Shoe Booty.
- 11:48Speaker 1: We have a backlog of Shoe Booty sales. The closet
- 11:52Speaker 1: is full. The cupboard runs over. Yeah, man. We ain't
- 11:55Speaker 1: got nowhere to store. Now it's time for what you
- 11:57Speaker 1: need to know with the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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- 12:16Speaker 6: Tensions escalating in the Middle East as Iran launched retaliatory
- 12:20Speaker 6: missile and drone strikes against U.S. positions following expanded American
- 12:24Speaker 6: airstrikes inside Iranian territory that broke a fragile ceasefire. Congresswoman
- 12:29Speaker 6: Jasmine Crockett of Texas confirmed she is refusing to campaign
- 12:33Speaker 6: for the Democratic U.S. Senate nominee James Tallarico, choosing instead
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- 12:42Speaker 6: tech giant Apple is joining Google in updating Apple Maps
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- 12:55Speaker 3: Be informed. Be empowered.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Thank you so very much, Sybil. Jasmine, we're going to
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