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DONKEY: Florida Man Steals Dog Food From Gas Station & Leaves Debit Card Behind · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: You make sure you're telling them to watch out for
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  Speaker 1: Florida or the craziest people in America come from the
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  Speaker 1: Bronx and all of the Florida. Yes, you are a donkey.
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  Speaker 1: The Florida man at tapped an ATM for a very
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  Speaker 1: strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man
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  Speaker 1: is arrested. I can definitely say he's rigged the door
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  Speaker 1: to his home and an attempt to electricate his crest.
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  Speaker 1: White police arrested in Orlando man for talking a Flamenia
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  Speaker 1: to Breakfast club bitchy donkey of the day when Charlam
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  Speaker 1: hain't a god. I don't know why y'all keeping letting
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  Speaker 1: him get your elected. Yes, don'ty to day For Thursday,
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  Speaker 1: February ninth, go to a Florida man named Lance Kurch.
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  Speaker 1: What did your uncle Charla always say about the great
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  Speaker 1: state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from
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  Speaker 1: the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception.
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  Speaker 1: O Kay. Lance is twenty one years old from Palm County, Florida,
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  Speaker 1: and he's getting dunkey here to day to day because
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  Speaker 1: he did something that I used to do when I
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  Speaker 1: was younger, and that's still from a gas station. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: If you're from a certain environment or should I say,
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  Speaker 1: a certain economic background, meaning you didn't grow up a much,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't stole from a gas station. Okay. The biggest
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  Speaker 1: thing I ever stole from a gas station was gas. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Second was a twelve pack of but ice, all right,
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  Speaker 1: back in the nineteen But I didn't have good taste
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  Speaker 1: back in the day, back in the nineteen hundred and
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  Speaker 1: nineties when the Scotchman used to be on seventeen A
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  Speaker 1: in Monk's Corner, South Carolina, when I was a little
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  Speaker 1: badass teenager, I just walked in the Scotchman, took a
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  Speaker 1: pack of Dutch Masters in the twelve pack of but ice,
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  Speaker 1: and just walked out. It happens, man. Okay, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: stole peanut eminem sauce and nextcel magazines, couldn't steal comic books.
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  Speaker 1: They was too close to the register. But the moral
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  Speaker 1: of the story is folkston stole out of gas stations, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and Lance Kirts of Palm County, Florida is carrying on tradition.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is folks in Florida on move like the
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  Speaker 1: rest of us. All right. One thing about Florida is
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  Speaker 1: they're going to Florida all right. See when I stole
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  Speaker 1: a lot of gas stations, I did it when the
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  Speaker 1: store was open. I also did it because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have any money. Lance Kurt twelve, he didn't do it
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  Speaker 1: like that. Okay, he didn't do it like I did
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  Speaker 1: because he's from Florida. Se Lance decided to break into
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  Speaker 1: a gas station while it was closed. I repeat, this
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  Speaker 1: man broke into a gas station while it was closed,
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  Speaker 1: and guess what he stole some damn dog who Now,
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  Speaker 1: I know some people love their dogs, they really do. Station. Yes, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so they're gonna they're gonna goa all out with their dogs,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. If they dogs doving, if
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  Speaker 1: they dogs rips touching, they're gonna make moves they think
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  Speaker 1: are necessary to feed their dog. Okay, But what happened
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  Speaker 1: in this situation was not only did he break into
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  Speaker 1: the gas station and steal dog pood, he got caught.
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  Speaker 1: You know how he got caught. Let's listen to him
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  Speaker 1: tell the story. It's broken with a knife. They're the
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  Speaker 1: back door, yes to the back door. It's all on
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  Speaker 1: the security camera. Yeah, what what was your intention by
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  Speaker 1: leaving your card behind so then I could come back
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  Speaker 1: later and pay for it. So they knew my name,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just in case they got picked up. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to steal anything. You know, it's against the law. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if they teach you guys that you
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  Speaker 1: got it caught. He got caught because he left his
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  Speaker 1: debit card there. Oh man, he got to remember to
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  Speaker 1: get that. He left him take it out. He was
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  Speaker 1: trying to pay for it, but the store was closed.
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  Speaker 1: Cloth broke into a closed store. What he should have said?
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  Speaker 1: What I will in a minute. I just took my herball.
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  Speaker 1: Give me five minutes. What I'm saying, is he what
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  Speaker 1: if he left his card to say, hey, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to pay for it. I'll be back later. Here's my cards.
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  Speaker 1: What he said again, you pay attention in class? Will
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  Speaker 1: kicked in the back door? Yes to the back door.
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  Speaker 1: It's all on the security camera. Yeah, what what was
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  Speaker 1: your intention by leaving your card behind so then I
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  Speaker 1: could come back later and pay for it. That's a
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  Speaker 1: good guy. And then knew my name, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: in case I got picked up. I didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: steal anything. You know, it's against the law. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: he's a pet Now we don't know there's money on
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  Speaker 1: a debit card. Okay, but that's not even the moral
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  Speaker 1: of the story. The moral of the story is when
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  Speaker 1: you commit crimes, the point, or so I thought, is
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  Speaker 1: to not get caught. Oh so he got the donkey
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  Speaker 1: for being honest. He got the donkey for breaking into
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  Speaker 1: a store and leaving his debit card and getting caught.
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  Speaker 1: If he was going to do all that, just identify yourself.
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  Speaker 1: My gang is sick, and pet Cole is closed. I can't.
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  Speaker 1: You might as well call the police station and tell
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  Speaker 1: him to meet you wherever you're going to commit the crime. First,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go get my dog saved because he's hungry,
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  Speaker 1: and then anything after that. I feel like I'm a
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  Speaker 1: good Samaritan enough to go, Hey, man, go with him.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he told the police that stealing is against
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  Speaker 1: the law, and he looked the police dead in the
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  Speaker 1: eyes and said, I don't know if y'all know that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if they teach y'all that stealing is
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  Speaker 1: against the law. Clearly, this man is not a bright mind.
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  Speaker 1: I felt that guy. Come on, man, I did I
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  Speaker 1: really felt the soul. Well. He was arrested in childhood
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  Speaker 1: armed burglary of the dwelling structure and fatigue, and he
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  Speaker 1: was released on a ten thousand dollars bond. Your barn
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  Speaker 1: is ten thousand dollars. I mean you at least got
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  Speaker 1: a thousand dollars ray. Okay, So if you've got a
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars to bail out of jail, then you had
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  Speaker 1: a thousand dollars for dog food. Well, maybe his mom
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  Speaker 1: has the thousand dollars, or his brothers or something that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna beil him out are as we know. Cocaine, especially
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  Speaker 1: in Florida, is a hell of a drugs. It is bad.
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  Speaker 1: You have something Florida, You had something Florida. Have some
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  Speaker 1: what cocaine? What? Don't do that kind of stuff. I
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  Speaker 1: watched movies and they seem like they're enjoying themselves. That's
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  Speaker 1: as far as I go. All right, please give them
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  Speaker 1: lank kirch. The sweet sounds of the Hamletones police. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: you are dokee of the day, Oh the day? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Who is the Hamletones? Don't even think about it? The
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  Speaker 1: body Universes. I've already been body I'm glad, you know,
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  Speaker 1: not speaking again. Body. We got the new RSVP album
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  Speaker 1: coming in, the new single coming tomorrow, even though I
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  Speaker 1: was body up tomorrow. We all became a group and
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  Speaker 1: we all understood each other and um and they gave
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  Speaker 1: me a chance to get on songs with them, and
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  Speaker 1: it's explosive. Name the record and that money everywhere, you know.
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  Speaker 1: We do a segment on the show on Friday called
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  Speaker 1: pastor As with DJ nilis Amane. I'm gonna see if
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  Speaker 1: Shena gonna play that. You're gonna have to convince you
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  Speaker 1: to do it with Nyla. She don't be listening to
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  Speaker 1: this because by that time I'll be ready and smart.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. I'm already coming down. She'll put it because
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  Speaker 1: she plays her playlist. So see if she'll put it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta picture, I will. I'm listening. I'm not the
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  Speaker 1: relief picture. I'm the closer. Hey, okay, now, what what
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  Speaker 1: if she does like fifty and goes in bathroom takes
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  Speaker 1: it dump. She will never do that. I think that.
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  Speaker 1: I've been thinking about it, and m fifty didn't call
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  Speaker 1: me tripping, so I think everything's okay. Fifty, he's waiting
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  Speaker 1: donkey to day is brought to you by the law
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  Speaker 1: office of Michael s lam and Soft. Don't be a donkey.
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  Speaker 1: Do pound fifty on your cell and say the bull.
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  Speaker 1: If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two
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  Speaker 1: five bull from your cell and say the bull.