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Bike Lane Blues | Son of a Boy Dad #437 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: All right. Shall we?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Ron?
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  Speaker 4: Busy? I'll take my sunglasses off.
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  Speaker 1: You got some set of fucking balls on you.
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  Speaker 5: I got to get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you do?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 1: Then why are you recording at three?
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  Speaker 5: That's because you guys wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: I've been here all day.
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  Speaker 5: And then you said three. Because know what? You don't respond.
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  Speaker 5: I'm fine with either. I'm fine with either. But if
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  Speaker 5: I leave here at five, then I'm going to be
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  Speaker 5: on the subway for six hours and I'm not going
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  Speaker 5: to be able to breathe on it.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you have to get out of here? Because
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  Speaker 1: you have to make the subway home? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't we go play pool for an hour so
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  Speaker 4: you can let traffic cool? Please play pool with me
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  Speaker 4: because I have time to kill.
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  Speaker 5: I can't today, but I would later this week.
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  Speaker 1: It's the end of the week.
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  Speaker 5: It's the end of the week. It's literally Wednesday.
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  Speaker 4: Going to Vegas tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: I can't do anything about that.
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  Speaker 1: You know the week ends here on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 5: Not for me.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean, what do I mean? I have
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  Speaker 5: shit all week.
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  Speaker 1: I said the week ends here on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 5: Oh. Well, maybe for some of us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for you. That's exactly what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 5: I have three jobs and they don't all end on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: Three jobs. All right, ready? You're an electrician.
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  Speaker 5: All righty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 5: Dad podcast. Today it is Wednesday, September 16th. It's 3.30 p.m.
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  Speaker 5: or 3.15 p.m. Apologies. And we're here live from HQ3. Woo! Woo!
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  Speaker 5: hot start man another another episode I biked in today
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  Speaker 5: all the way from home yeah I'm never doing that
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  Speaker 5: again I'm done with the.
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  Speaker 4: Bike how long does that take 40 minutes really yeah
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  Speaker 4: I'm done that's that's.
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  Speaker 5: A long way it's literally I've never felt more at
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  Speaker 5: risk in my entire life than on that bike ride
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  Speaker 5: I'm just the whole time I'm like I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 5: I'm about to get smoked from.
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  Speaker 1: Every angle when you go over the bridge and you
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  Speaker 1: start going south to Manhattan what what avenue do you go.
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  Speaker 5: Down usually fifth this time i went on seventh like
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  Speaker 5: i crossed the whole way to seventh times square yeah
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  Speaker 5: but i kind of got towards the tail end of
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  Speaker 5: it like towards 42nd before i before i went to
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  Speaker 5: seventh so like i went down a little bit and
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  Speaker 5: then went to seventh but i mean dude it's like.
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  Speaker 4: There's no easy way to do it from where you
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  Speaker 4: live i think that's crazy i mean i admire you.
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  Speaker 1: For doing it what was the most dangerous part what
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  Speaker 1: felt the most dangerous.
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  Speaker 5: I just get so, well, a lot of it is like,
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  Speaker 5: I just get mad. Like, I'm just furious the entire
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  Speaker 5: 40 minutes because the, I mean, I've told, we've talked
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  Speaker 5: about it a hundred times, but like the delivery people
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  Speaker 5: are actually like bad people. Like, bro, the way that
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  Speaker 5: they bike is like, they don't care if, if, if
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  Speaker 5: they were to like get through a crease between a
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  Speaker 5: truck and the curb a millisecond quicker, like, And then
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  Speaker 5: that truck flipped over as a result and crushed 100 people.
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  Speaker 5: And then it exploded. And 2,000 more people died.
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  Speaker 4: It still wouldn't be a million dollars of insurance.
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  Speaker 5: But they would literally just continue biking like nothing happened.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Like, they don't give the slightest fuck about just human
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  Speaker 5: life as it is.
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  Speaker 1: But you have to consider that these people made it
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  Speaker 1: through the Darien Gap.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter to me.
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  Speaker 1: These people made it through, like, they probably took, like,
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  Speaker 1: a flotilla through, like, the Gulf of Mexico. So you
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  Speaker 1: think they would be a little bit more careful? No,
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  Speaker 1: they've had to, like, get through way more dangerous conditions
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  Speaker 1: to get here. What you consider to be life-threatening, they're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is a paved road.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's like we're not in India. Like, we're
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  Speaker 5: not somewhere where there's fucking 7,000 cars going different directions
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  Speaker 5: on the same lane. There's lanes for a reason. But
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  Speaker 5: it doesn't even help because the cars don't follow the
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  Speaker 5: rules either. You're biking and then there's just a car
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  Speaker 5: parked in the bike lane. So it's like, what are
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  Speaker 5: you supposed to do?
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  Speaker 4: I'm completely aligned with you on this.
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  Speaker 5: Like there's nowhere to go without being like, I might
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  Speaker 5: die right here.
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  Speaker 4: New York City is a city where the pecking order goes. Pedestrians.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Cars.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Bikers who have full base helmets and hands in oven mitts. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then city biker commuters. Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: The city bike is the lowest of the low.
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  Speaker 4: It's the lowest of the low. There's no one. We
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  Speaker 4: have no. And I consider myself one. I biked in today.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Did you bike in?
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  Speaker 1: I'm still unable to.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: What am I doing?
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  Speaker 1: I wish.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have.
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  Speaker 5: I'm at 119 degrees. They said 120 is biking.
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  Speaker 1: I would just honestly, I just hang it up.
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  Speaker 5: It's not worth it.
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  Speaker 1: You think so?
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  Speaker 5: It's not worth it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Just because you had a terrible day navigating the immigrants
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  Speaker 1: doesn't mean you have to fucking shit on me.
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  Speaker 5: But I've done it. I've done that ride many times.
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  Speaker 5: And the last two times I've been like last time
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  Speaker 5: I did it was probably like a month ago because
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm not I'm done. And then this
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  Speaker 5: morning I was like, I'll do it. We're not recording
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  Speaker 5: till three. Why not? And then as soon as I
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  Speaker 5: got on the road, I remembered. Why not? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Today, going through Chinatown just off Manhattan Bridge, that stretch
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  Speaker 4: of straight Where the soccer field's on the right.
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  Speaker 1: Christy Street.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. That part, people cheat out into the bike lane.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm ringing my bell. And they turn their head
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  Speaker 4: and look at me as if, like they're cows. Like
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  Speaker 4: I'm a car driving past them and they're just cows
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  Speaker 4: that don't, they're not, I don't, it's not for me
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  Speaker 4: to move.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I stand here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: This is my field. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Deer in headlights. It's like they don't know what a
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  Speaker 1: bike is.
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  Speaker 4: It's literally insane. I go like this. I just say,
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  Speaker 4: heads up, heads up, heads up.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to start just screaming. Just turning to them,
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  Speaker 5: just going, ah! No brakes!
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  Speaker 1: No brakes!
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  Speaker 5: Just put your feet up. Because I had the same
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  Speaker 5: thing today. I was biking, and I'm on 7th, going
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  Speaker 5: down through Times Square, and there's just a dude waiting
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  Speaker 5: to cross the street in the center of the road.
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  Speaker 5: And it's like, what are you doing? What are you
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  Speaker 5: doing right now? Yeah. That's not where you're supposed to
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  Speaker 5: be waiting. I get I get cheating it out and
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  Speaker 5: poking out a little bit. This guy's in the middle
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  Speaker 5: of the road.
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  Speaker 4: Trust me, you're preaching to the choir, brother.
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  Speaker 5: Like I should have just ran straight through him. Well, I.
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  Speaker 5: wonder about going like everyone else that's i guess what
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  Speaker 5: you can just do.
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  Speaker 4: That can we teach these people a lesson how many
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  Speaker 4: cautionary tales do they need to experience before we actually
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  Speaker 4: start getting some.
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  Speaker 5: Rights i don't know because it's not even like the the.
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  Speaker 4: Are we if we were to mow someone down who's
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  Speaker 4: standing in the bike lane are we fucked no no.
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  Speaker 5: First of all, you won't get in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: But you'll fall off your bike.
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  Speaker 4: I've been lifting a lot.
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  Speaker 1: No, you need to carry a lance. You need to
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  Speaker 1: do it like a jouster and just smoke people with
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  Speaker 1: a lance.
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  Speaker 4: Lance Armstrong.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think he's called that? Just smoke people
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  Speaker 1: so you can stay steady on the bike. Lance Strongarm.
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  Speaker 5: You really should have a lance or one.
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  Speaker 1: Of those balls and chain. A mace. Just go full
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  Speaker 1: renaissance fair on people. I think that That would get
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  Speaker 1: people in line and just teach a little bit more
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  Speaker 1: discipline at the intersection. You'd have to do it everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: You'd have to be like that guy that was punching girls.
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  Speaker 5: You'd have to hit every burrow.
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  Speaker 4: Shibuki?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. You'd have to hit every burrow with a mace
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  Speaker 5: or whatever, and then people would start getting, oh, this
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  Speaker 5: guy's going strictly. You'd have to do it to enough
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  Speaker 5: people so that people recognize the pattern.
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  Speaker 1: No, you'd need to have a gang of macers. You'd
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  Speaker 1: need to have a bunch of people doing it. It's
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  Speaker 1: not a bad idea. You'd need to make a mace movement.
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  Speaker 5: It's not a bad idea. I mean, but it's just
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  Speaker 5: like it's not even I would say the pecking order
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  Speaker 5: for me in terms of frustration goes. I'll go least
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  Speaker 5: the most least I would say is the people. The
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  Speaker 5: people bother me like the pedestrians, but not it's not
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  Speaker 5: even in the same like so people cars that are
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  Speaker 5: in the bike lane. And then number one is just,
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  Speaker 5: it's the drivers. It's the delivery drivers. You're forgetting about that.
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  Speaker 5: Have you guys ever had, I'm Gary. I know you
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  Speaker 5: guys have had this. Have you ever, you know, when
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  Speaker 5: you pull up at a stoplight and you stop and
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  Speaker 5: you're the first guy there, And they they they they
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  Speaker 5: they inhale you and you're you're all of a sudden
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  Speaker 5: you're in the center of a circle surrounded by nine
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  Speaker 5: fucking delivery guys on motorcycles. And then they just all
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  Speaker 5: burn you out when the light turns green and then
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  Speaker 5: they don't even move like that. Then all of a
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  Speaker 5: sudden they all so they all have to get it.
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  Speaker 5: They have to get in front of you and then
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  Speaker 5: they get in front of you and then they're two
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  Speaker 5: legs on one side, just not pedaling, just barely moving.
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  Speaker 5: So it's like now I got to pass you.
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  Speaker 1: What are we doing?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: They're getting a flying V around you. Yes. It's like
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  Speaker 1: Hell's Angels.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: They might as well be like swinging a chain.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And like smashing you with it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Road Rage. Road Rash. That game. The motorcycle game.
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  Speaker 4: It was a good game.
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  Speaker 1: The Road Rash game.
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  Speaker 4: Remember that game? Did you guys play that game?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I did.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: What context was this?
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  Speaker 4: Road Rash was an awesome game.
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  Speaker 5: I've never heard of it.
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  Speaker 1: I played Simpsons Road Rage. That was a classic.
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  Speaker 5: Never played that. I'd love to play a Road Rage
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  Speaker 5: game though where you have like a gun.
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  Speaker 4: Road Rash was awesome. You had to win races to
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  Speaker 4: make money, and then if you bought money, you could
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  Speaker 4: buy a super bike that had nitrous.
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  Speaker 5: The super bike had a massive Uber Eats bag on
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  Speaker 5: the back of it.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy taxi with an Uber Eats driver would be funny.
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  Speaker 1: I bet there is a game where you can be
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  Speaker 1: an Uber Eats driver and dodge through the city. If not,
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  Speaker 1: someone should make one.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: All I know is that that's it for me. I'm done.
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  Speaker 5: I'm tapping before I get smoked because I know it's coming.
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  Speaker 5: I could feel it today. I was just waiting to
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  Speaker 5: get smoked. Harry smokes. smoked at any point you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what's uh very sneakily uh annoying is the amazon
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  Speaker 1: trucks that they created to be slim enough for the
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  Speaker 1: bike lane and they're just convincing everybody that they're fucking
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  Speaker 1: bikes when they're trucks.
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  Speaker 5: They're literally what is zoron doing where is zoron like
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  Speaker 5: isn't this supposed to be the shit that he's fixing.
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  Speaker 1: He just tweeted about it today but.
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  Speaker 5: He's like he's tweeting about fucking 9-11 and all this
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  Speaker 5: no one gives it that happened.
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  Speaker 1: It's already over This is the new 9-11.
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  Speaker 5: Focus on the fucking bike lanes.
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  Speaker 1: This is the 9-11 you should be worrying about.
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  Speaker 5: Why is Amazon allowed to have these fucking... I don't
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  Speaker 5: even know what they are. What would you even classify that?
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  Speaker 5: They're trucks. Yeah, they're literally trucks.
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  Speaker 1: They're trucks.
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  Speaker 5: And the guy doesn't even have an electric bike. He
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  Speaker 5: has a manual bike up front. With a truck behind him.
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  Speaker 5: Just blocking everyone from getting around him. And it's like,
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  Speaker 5: if you were to get hit by that thing, you'd
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  Speaker 5: die immediately.
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  Speaker 1: Look at those, bro. They're fucking trucks.
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  Speaker 5: It's so fucking insane.
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  Speaker 4: That's bad. I got another one, though, to add to
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  Speaker 4: our list. I hate when you're in the bike lane
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  Speaker 4: and there's like a FedEx truck or a food truck delivery, whatever,
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  Speaker 4: that is parked just to the right of the bike lane.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And let's say you're coming up 6th Avenue, bike lane's
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  Speaker 4: on the left, right? And those guys get out of
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  Speaker 4: their car and cross the bike lane.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, they don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Arms full without looking. They don't even look.
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  Speaker 5: They need to be smoked.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, those guys are carrying masks.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: That's why you need a lance. You just poke the
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: stuff out of their hand to teach them a lesson.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: It's not like you actually want to destroy them and
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: decapitate them.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: Poke check.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: On 7th Avenue, the fucking trash trucks drive into the
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: bike lane. A trash truck cut me off, and I
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: was like, who's in the wrong here? I said it
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: to the trash guy. Am I in the wrong or
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: are you in the wrong? I'm collecting trash. I'm like,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking who's in the wrong right now. Am
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: I in the wrong or are you in the wrong?
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, cause I just, I just slam on the brake.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: He's in the wrong. The bike lane is not the
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: corner or the shoulder of a highway. It's a bike lane.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: It's not like there should be a barrier between the
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: street and the bike lane because it's not an area
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: to just pull over.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: But let's let's call it as it is. We bikers
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: take lots and lots of advantages as well. We cut corners.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: We go through red lights. we cross when when pedestrians
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: have the light we go through them.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: I've seen francis do the jump off the back of
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: a tow.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Truck just like to.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Ride the ramp right up and fucking go through the.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: Entire intersection i'll grind handrails using the pegs on my
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: e-bike my point being you know not adhering to any
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: sort of the actual rules it all just descends everything
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: falls apart the pedestrians jaywalk The Amazon truck drivers drive
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: in the fucking bike lane. People go the opposite way
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: of traffic down the bike lane. And that's just there's
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: no rule of law at all. If you want that,
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: you have to move to Scandinavia or Japan. I'm working
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: on it.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Japan has the best rule of law. And I
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: wonder if someone got lanced there where like they don't
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: know one steps off the curb. So like they must
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: have had it's ingrained in their brains.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: That they're trained, Pavlovian. You're not stepping off the curb,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: and there has to be a reason why.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Respect. I mean, you guys are right. There's no rule.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: It's a lawless city. We need a.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Dark knight to defend us against people. We do.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: We really do.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, we need... If you're on a vehicle in
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: the bike lane where if you were to be hit head-on,
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: or if you were to even fall off, If you
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: have a vehicle that if you were to fall off
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: of it at max speed and you die instantly, that's
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: too fast to be in the bike lane.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: And wouldn't it be nice to see Batman roping up
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: guys who are like that and then being like, what's
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: the difference between me and you? And he literally has
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: to be like, I'm not wearing hockey pants.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: It's literally that.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: It's so insane. But I have seen people, I've seen,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I think we've gotten to the point where there's like
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: a liberal sect that is farther left than Zoran. I
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: just started to see it because somebody got arrested on
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: the train for jumping for like, evading a fair, and
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: they spent a night in jail.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, I saw that too.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: And did you see everybody's like, this is Mom Donnie's
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: New York. He's locking too many people up. I saw
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: they were like, this is worse than Adams. Adams wouldn't
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: even do this. And I was like, oh, wow, he's
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: a centrist now.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Dude, fair evasion is nuts. When I go on the
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: subway and I fucking swipe my or put my phone
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: on the thing to take my whatever, three bucks now,
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: And I simultaneously watch some guy to my left just
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: duck under. And I'm like, I'm sponsoring him.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Did you just fair fade? I did.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: For the first time. And I had no choice. I
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: had no choice. I remember thinking I was like, I
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: feel horrible about this, and I'm stuck.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: But I have to get home. There's no other way.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: What you need to do to make it up to
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: the system is go to when you're not even taking
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: the subway one day, pay, and then walk away.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: You're not wrong. I will go do that right now.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good idea.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: As soon as we get out, I'm going to go
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: do that. I can't live with that.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Then someone else will take it, though, and then the
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: fare won't be.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: No, no, you can't let anyone take it.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: I'll push the turnstile.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Without me in it.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: You have to do a phantom push.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: I'll do a phantom push.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah. One for me, one for them. I think that
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: honestly makes it up completely.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I might start doing that every time. It's a
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: little get back. We should do that to help the
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: fair evaders, to balance it out for the fair evaders.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Every time pay for two and just push an extra
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: one through just to make sure that the taxes are
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: being paid, the pod piper is taken care of.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: I don't think that what I did, I don't even
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: think I'd call it fair evasion. It was by definition
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: fair evasion? No, I think it was survival. I'm going
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: to call that survival. I mean, it was fair evasion
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: for survival. It's like when Bruce Wayne, he goes, the
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: first time I stole, I did it so I wouldn't starve.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Bruce Wayne says this?
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's in, he's left Gotham and he's eating an
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: apple and he lets the kid next to him take
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: a bite. batman begins oh yeah yeah.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: That's the one i'm not i'm not i'm not too
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: familiar with that one.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Rajal gold and everything yeah yeah yeah i've only seen
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: the end of it.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: What yeah buddy it begins.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: You've seen the end of Begins.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Body.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: And obviously the beginning of The Dark Knight. You need
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: to watch that tonight. Yeah, I mean, I'll definitely watch it. Tonight.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: Who's Batman in it? Christian Bale. Oh, he is? It's
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: the fucking first of the trilogy. Yeah, but a lot
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: of people start with The Dark Knight. No, they don't, man.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: They do.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: We all loved The Dark Knight because Begins was so good.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, I can't disagree with you because I don't know,
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: because I've never seen Begins front to back.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Bro, Batman Begins, it's... But Dark Knight's phenomenal regardless.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: It's better, but no one would argue that Batman Begins
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: is not good.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: If not excellent.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: It's excellent.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Okay. All right. I'm convinced.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: There's an argument to be made.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: Who plays the Sandman? What's his name? The Scarecrow. The Scarecrow.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Who plays the Scarecrow? That's the guy.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Cillian Murphy.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Cillian Murphy. Cillian Murphy.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Cillian or Cillian?
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: I think it's Cillian.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Cillian.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Cillian.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: It is Cillian.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: It's Cillian.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: Cillian Murphy.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: Cillian.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: He does look a little Cillian. I guess I'd make
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: him a little darker.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: That's a scary villain.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Are you too scared to see it?
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: Is that what's going on? That's what it's been the
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: whole time. Are you a bit frightened for this villain?
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Too scared.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I think that there's, is there another villain in it? Oh,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I'd kill any black bastard that's fucking Liam Neeson.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: Liam Neeson. Oh, wow.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Liam Neeson's in it too.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with the Fu Manchu. Goofy ass Neeson.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Do they both play the scarecrow?
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: You haven't beaten me. You've sacrificed your footing for a
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: clean strike.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Is that from that?
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Come on, Harry.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: What's it from? You're driving me crazy. Of course it is.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: I need you to watch this fucking movie.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know. That's a seminal movie.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I will.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: The way that I was introduced to The Dark Knight
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: was everyone was like, you don't need to see Batman Begins.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: That's horseshit, dog. I mean, I will say I don't.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying I'm not going to watch it.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: And I do.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: I bet it is good. I bet I will enjoy it.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: But I think that is true. You don't need to
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: see it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Maybe you're right in that you're like, okay, here's Batman,
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: a character from the zeitgeist with which I am very familiar.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: But Begins is his origin story and his training and
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: his mission and why he became who he is. Also,
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: a different actress plays Rachel.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Katie Holmes.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Katie Holmes. And I thought she was better than that.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Margot robbie no no no uh i wouldn't have had
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: any issue with her maggie gyllenhaal.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Maggie gyllenhaal who's good but katie holmes was stunning.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah maggie gyllenhaal get kind of gets out acted by
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: uh the joker.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah didn't he have to he had to actually try
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: to kill her to make her feel a little bit
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: yeah he actually threw her off the roof.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: That's where people say that she was out acted in
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: the scene where like where he comes in You know
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: what I'm talking about. Yeah, in the party. We are
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: tonight's entertainment.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: No, he really did grab her face, and it was unexpected.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I saw that on Instagram Reels, too.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Where else would I see anything? Literally, where else would
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I get the news? Reuters?
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Poor choice of words. Yeah, yeah. Let her go. It's
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: a great Reels reference.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: This is a great Reel.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: That's a good one.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: An incredible reel.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Guys, I'm wearing all black today.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: John Wick.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: John Wick.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Because you're about to go to Vegas?
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: No, someone passed.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure, but someone.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: John Stockton?
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Someone out there definitely passed away.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Someone definitely passed. I watched the documentary 102 Minutes that
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: changed America last night. Have you guys seen it? 9-11? No.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: No, but I started watching The Turning Point.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. I've seen that one.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: What did you guys pick up?
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: 102 minutes is really interesting. I mean, it's all there's
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: no like confessionals or anything like it's all filmed. It's
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: all just made with footage that people took that day.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: What day was it?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: So no one confesses the entire time. So you leave
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: the movie not knowing who did it?
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: No idea. It's great. It's a real like, you know,
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: edge of the seat.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I feel like all the videos are out. I feel
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: like everything is out now.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: I feel like you get a new one like every week.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Like every week, you're like, I've never seen that.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: What's the Turning Point one that you saw? Turning Point
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: USA one.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: I just started it. It's Generation 9-11. So Harry wouldn't
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: understand it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: Well, I am Generation 9-11.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: No. I think how young people in particular, their lives
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: were transformed as a result.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Please, please. Please. How we were all affected the most.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I think that people treat COVID like it was 9-11.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Who? You.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Guys like you. When? Guys like you all the time.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Guys in your young people generation.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: I don't even remember the last time I thought about COVID.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: It was like it fucked us up. We couldn't go
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: to prom. You always say shit like that.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: That didn't happen to me. I went to prom twice.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: There was no my COVID. You got held back at prom?
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: You were like, what's worse?
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: You know, a plane crashing into a tower or this
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: vaccine crashing into my arm?
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: That's a good point. That is a good point. Twice.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Two doses. No, I only got one. Oh, you did? Yeah.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Johnson and Johnson. Yeah.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: And forever it decomposed your immune system.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah. What do you guys think about Tower 7? What happened?
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: What happened there? Doesn't make much sense to me. That's
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: for sure. Do you know? Are you familiar? No. You're
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: a Tower 7 denier. You don't think it was there
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: in the first place? Unveil me.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Tower 7 and three quarters?
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Tower 7 was... That's what Harry Potter went through.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: Tower 7 was a smaller tower next to the Twin
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Towers that then just came down. I think it was...
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it was the same day or
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: the next day, but no one really knows why it... Mm-hmm.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: Someone does. We don't.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Right. Holy shit.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Hmm.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Long-burning uncontrolled fires severely weakened its internal steel frame after
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: falling debris from nearby North Tower.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Tyler, can we find a video of Tower 7 collapsing, please?
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: Because I think that would really do a better job of.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: You would have thrived in 2005, 100%. When this conspiracy
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: theory first bubbled up.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: No, I wouldn't have been in on it then.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you're just getting, this is just getting
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: across your desk.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: No, I mean, it's not just, obviously I've been known
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: about Tower 7. I just, it still is just one
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: of those ones where you're like, huh? What? Because it
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: just like randomly falls down. Like the towers have been
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: falling down. Yeah. And then Tower 7.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: So what do you think, what's your hypothesis?
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: I don't have one. That's why I was asking you
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: guys what you guys thought.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I know, but like what could it be?
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, a controlled demolition.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Don't make me say.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I want to make you say.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: Don't make me say it. I want to make you say.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. But I'm sure that you've figured
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: out something that the greatest minds in science can't.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Well, the greatest minds in science haven't figured it out either.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: They haven't?
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: No.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I think it was just explained right there.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: This is an Instagram reel with a thousand likes. Exactly.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: This is a school project.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Are you sure it's our greatest minds in science? Right.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: I think it's our fourth best minds in science.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Probably not even top fifth.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Greatest are doing boob jobs.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Our best minds are doing boob jobs. Second best minds
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: are finding ways to get new flavors on Doritos.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Third best minds... Probably ranchers. Yeah, probably not even doing science.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: And then the fourth best minds are making the Instagram reels.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Bless you.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Chopping up 9-11 footage for Vertical.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Can we pinch this in?
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Should we use CapCut for this?
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: You know what I rewatched is Zero Dark Thirty.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: That is a great.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, you've been on a kick.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Great rewatch.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a fun one.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: That's a great one. Sometimes I'll now just... I'll just
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: queue it up right to... the seal raid that's the
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: best before I go to a workout yeah that's the
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: best part easily and the pull-up bar is my bin
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Laden when she goes.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: And she meets up with uh Chris Pratt in like
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: the hangar yeah he was a little too tell me
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: you don't you know you didn't you didn't like Pratt.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: He's just a little too light-hearted he's like making jokes
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: he's he's still like Chris Pratt in that movie.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's kind of how it is with every
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: military movie. Like the dialogue is very like hockey room banter.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: I just wonder if these guys going into that raid
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: would have been cracking jokes. Maybe they were. Maybe they were.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: But like they also knew what they were doing.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were still locked in.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: And Chris Pratt's like being Star-Lord from Guardians.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Of the Galaxy.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he did that.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: That is. But that's how it is in every military thing.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Like every military movie.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Let's put it this way.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: They're like in the trenches and they're like. Yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Chris Pratt has played a soldier a lot and he's
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: gotten more serious. And I think that was still like
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Parks and Rec. Chris Pratt cast as. a Navy SEAL
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: in the Bin Laden raid.
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  Speaker 1: I would watch I would watch Zero Dark Thirty with
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Star Fox actually playing yeah that would be sick playing
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Rob what's the guy's name Rob Thomas no that's the
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: guy from Matchbox.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: 20 yeah Rob Zombie do they ever specify who's who.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Out of the Navy SEALs.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Well, there's a guy who shoots Bin Laden in the
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: head when he pokes his head out.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: And then his boys are like, you just killed Bin Laden. Osama! Osama! Yeah.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: They're like luring him out.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: As if they're one of his sons.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that part was sick. So when you go to
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: the gym, do you kill the pull-up bar's son first,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: or you just go right to the pull-up bar?
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when I get in there, and I see all
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: the female personal trainers, I usher them into a side
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: room and make them sit down and talk. Shut up.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: And then I get into my workout.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: They didn't kill any of the Huzz?
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: They killed a couple for sure.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: They killed one who was like.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Human shield lying. A lot of them, because I think
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: they tried to human shield a lot of them, right?
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Some of them did.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: At least in the movie. I haven't, I didn't read
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: that guy's book.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't really know.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: I read no easy day.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Well, aren't there some people think that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Was that the guy who wrote... Can you look up the...
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Who wrote... No Easy Day was a seal book. Maybe
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: that was the one. I read that one.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: A seal book.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Matt Bissonette did.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Biss Nasty? Holy shit.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Can we see if... And who killed Bin Laden and
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: what was the name of the book he wrote? It's
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Rob something.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Rob O'Neill?
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Rob O'Neill, that sounds right.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Rob O'Neill.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Or Rob Neill or something. Robert O'Neill. The Operator.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: You ain't read The Operator?
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of controversy about that.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because they say that he lied a bunch, right?
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Or made stuff up.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So Mark Bessonette wrote another account, No Easy Day.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: And official government reports generally do not name specific operations
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: involved in the lethal actions of the raid.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Well, so what are we saying? This is propaganda.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: There's like controversy between these guys.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Who actually killed him?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: I've seen that on reels.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I've seen reels of that too.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Rob O'Neill is taking the credit.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: In the NFL, when you get a sack, you have
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: to like go and report the sack to like the
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: guy on the team that logs the stats after the
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: games to make it an official stat. And I've heard
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: stories of guys in the Eagles of two people being like,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: that was my sack. And the other one was like,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: that was my sack. And they have to argue it
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: out in the locker room.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Don't they get a half sack?
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I think you can get a half sack, but I've
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: heard of Fletcher Cox trying to take Chris Long's sack
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: Who was the guy that went up? Was it Brett?
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Does he go up to Brett Favre? And he's like.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, Mark Gastineau.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah. He's like, you ruined my life with that.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: And Brett Parham's like, that's funny. He's like, no, you
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: destroyed me. Because this guy had... Mark Gastineau had the
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: sack record.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember this.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Michael Strahan.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Michael Strahan, they.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: Gave it to him.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: He laid down on the ground.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: He laid down and that was the difference. And then
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Mark Gastineau fucking... screams.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: At brett yeah that video is really uncomfortable so uncomfortable
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: real i mean whatever that'll probably be on your algo
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: tonight brett.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Farve is a bad guy well bad guy well he
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: stopped you know bad guy definitely a bad guy did
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: you watch the untold no on him what do you
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: do he's a bad dude like what fraud.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: He redirected like 76 million of the Mississippi taxpayer daughters
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: to like his daughter's volleyball team.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: They're pulling up to volleyball in fucking Lambos.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: Part of a hustler.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Gold-plated knee pads.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Can't knock that. He just goes up to them. Favre
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't know what to say.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Gastineau was like, the one way you can make it
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: up to me is embezzling 76 million. And that's why
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I did it.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: He felt bad.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Brett Favre is actually the good guy in this scenario.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: He is. He definitely is.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: He did something with old people's homes.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like I do remember hearing about that.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Last thing, Tyler. Could you just quickly look up why
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: is Brett Favre a bad guy?
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: What did he do? That should give us the answer.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: What are all the Brett Favre things he did?
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: He did the dick pic stuff.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Was that Favre that did the dick pics?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Yes. He was the original dick pic bandit.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: Why did I think that was Big Ben?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Dick pic bandit. Who, Big Ben?
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: No, no, he was a therapist.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. Interesting.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: But Favre had the, he was sending pictures.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: Redirect millions of dollars in federal welfare money.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, five million?
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: The volleyball facility. Other projects. He also allegedly sought and
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: received funding for an indoor football practice facility and invested
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: in a biotech startup using the diverted money.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Wait, scroll down. He was involved in Tower 7? Holy shit.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Jen Sturger. She was the original smoke patrol. They sent
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: out the smoke patrol for Sturger.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: I also read something about, or I saw something on Reels,
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: I guess, about there were people that shorted the airlines
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: that were the planes that hit the.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Towers before it happened in the U.S., It was Kushner,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Jared Kushner. That's how his brother bought the Clippers.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: It was probably Kushner, Thiel, and Rogan, if I had
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: to guess. The big three.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it definitely was. And Marc Andreessen, and.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Who's the other one?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Weinstein, Brett Weinstein.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Brett Weinstein.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Fucking Brett Weinstein.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: Thiel. That Thiel guy seems like he's a troublemaker.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: He's up to no good. None.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: He's... I mean, there's a lot you could say about him. Personally, yeah,
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: I mean, probably. But personally, there's one thing he did
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: that I'm a fan of.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's not good. We'll cut that.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: There's one thing he did I'm a fan of.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: It was his lunches with Epstein after Epstein was arrested.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I just respected that. No, what did you like.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: About the deal? I liked the fact that he was
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: outed by Gawker for being gay.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: And he is gay, but he's gay. I didn't know that. What?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. But he's like he lived privately with that.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: It wasn't. He wasn't. I don't think he was in
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: the closet. He just publicly wasn't out.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: And he sat on his anger and revenge for a
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: long time until Gawker published Hulk Hogan's sex tape.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: And then I'm pretty sure that Peter Thiel funded his
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: entire legal team. Yeah. And sued Gawker for tens of
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: millions of dollars. They won and Gawker declared bankruptcy.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: And then Peter Thiel danced on their graves. And I
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: think anyone who has the restraint to wait years for
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: their revenge is that's impressive. I'm not I'm not built
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: that way.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's probably a good thing.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: I respond quickly and I lose.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a pretty bad guy. He's a pretty universal
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: bad guy.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Because he's gay? You're saying he's super homophobic right now.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: Honestly, I didn't even know that until now. Yeah, he's
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: worse now. He's a really bad guy.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I bet you I have about 60% of that story correct,
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: I'm sure.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: No, I think you hit the nail squarely on the head.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Just a quick disclaimer, we don't try to get things
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: right on the show. If we say something right, we're sorry. Also,
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: More trying to get things right for you guys. I
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: forget about the audience sometimes. I'm more just trying to
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: convince my points in the room.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: I forget that people listen to this show.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, me too. But that clip or that reel that
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: I saw of Teal on Rogan, you know what I'm
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: talking about.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Where he's sweating bullets. He's like sweating his hair dye
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: out like he's Rudy Giuliani.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: You probably haven't seen this, Francis, but he's talking to
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Rogan about Epstein and he's like, Talking about how he
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: hung out with Epstein or went and got lunches with
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: Epstein and Rogan goes, he's like, well, I mean, how could.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: You have known?
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: He hadn't even been arrested. And he's like, this was
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: actually post-arrest? Yeah. And then Rogan just goes, oh, he
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: was like, this is after there had been, but he was,
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: he was like still rationalizing.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: He was like, well, the sentence wasn't that like heavy.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I figured it wasn't probably that bad. Yeah.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: That's what he says. He goes like, I just assumed
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: like it wasn't, it wasn't that big of a deal.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: And the charges are like human trafficking.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: And what is Palantir doing? It's like making like missiles
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: out of.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: They make AI missiles.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: They're making AI missiles out of seedless watermelons.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: Or something like that.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They're like making bombs out of GMO lettuce or
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: some shit like that.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's literally what he does. He builds AI
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: like fighter jets and stuff.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Well, he's... He's the biggest VC guy.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. He funds everything.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Vince Carter loves Vince Carter. He's a big Toronto Raptors guy.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: He's literally involved in everything. If you look up anything, Peter,
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: like anything.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: He was the original funder of Facebook.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: He funds everything. They go meet with him in the movie.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: And Clavicular. Oh, yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: He funds Clavicular.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: He funds Clav.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Does he really?
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yes. he's clav's like biggest supporter i but i
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: think that they that he funds all of that stuff
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: to make people more dumb.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: You think he's machiavellian you're like yeah that that has
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: to be what it is right why else would he
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: be funding someone like clavicular you just said he's gay
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: why would he fund like a young hot dude yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: But why like why would he actually fund.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Him You think that he's using clavicular to make the
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: world dumb?
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Yes. I mean, that's... I mean, it's not making anyone smarter.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: That's for sure.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I don't even think... Yeah, I don't know.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: I watched the clavicular when he came to the office
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: and raided the guys here.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't know he came to the office. That's insane. And.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: He was clearly being kind of nice. It seemed like
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: he didn't want to actually go all out and hurt
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: their feelings.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Didn't he say that most of them needed like very
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: invasive facial surgery?
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: Well, no, he says Tommy needs that.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: And me.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: And me.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: It is very, the clip is very funny. They were
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: like short face syndrome.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah. He says Tommy needs like a full reconstruction surgery.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: And then he goes to Greer. He's like, Greer's next.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: And he's like, Yeah, you could probably like lose a
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: little weight.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: He's like body compositions. Yeah, it should be fine.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: And then he goes next and then Tommy's like, wait,
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: so he needs to lose weight and I need a
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: full facial reconstruction. Yeah, that guy's bad news too though.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, we're in a bad place right now as
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: a country. Things are not good.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I think he was on Out and About talking about
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: how he ties his dick to his leg and like
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: has it like weighted down to try and choke.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: He's using like advanced jelking techniques.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a real jelker.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: He uses a pump and he has like the weighted
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: tie to his thigh.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, dude, like Peter Thiel might be funding
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: our– like this podcast is just contributing to the problem.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: It's definitely making people dumber. We're making people way stupid.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Just dumb as rocks with this show.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Because people can like reference jelking. There's like– at least–
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: At least clavicular is using four syllable words and shit
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: like that. He's like hypertrophy and shit like that.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: He's also prescribing doses of medicine. Oh, yeah. You need
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: to be on 45 milligrams of minoxidil. It's like, whoa, dude,
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: are you allowed to say that?
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: He's a pharmacist.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: He also isn't ever like, yeah, just like work out
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: or like get some sunlight. No, never. Never. He's like,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: this is the invasive procedure or the injectable that you can.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: So I think that if Peter Thiel is like, If
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: there's a reason that he's throwing money into him, it's
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: probably like the pharmaceutical normalization of it instead of making
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: people dumber.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: That could be it. I do think it has to
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: do with like I think they're just trying to make
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: people dumb. As dumb as they possibly can.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think that he's the wing that's trying to
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: make people dumb.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: If it's not him, then who is it?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: He's trying to make people vain. He's the guy.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: He's controlling the world. Who else is doing it? Yeah.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: There are a lot of people who don't know who
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: he is. he's just so.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: He's the guy he's.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: In our our exact orbit he is literally the dude
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: and he is getting huge but the you'd have to
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: be in our realm i don't think so.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: People are pretty aware of peter teal and.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: What's oh i thought excuse me i thought you were
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: talking about clavicular.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Oh no no yeah no that's true i don't think
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: there's that many people who know who clavicular is i
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: do think There are a lot of people that know
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: who he is, but Peter Thiel. Everyone knows Peter Thiel.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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• 44:41
  Speaker 1: So how scared of Thiel are you?
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm going to be fine regardless.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: Because I don't think I'm not a sheep.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Because you know how to fish. Yeah. You could live
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: off the fat of the land.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: If push comes to shove, you could go state and camp.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, exactly.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: That's what you guys do all summer just to prepare.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I was thinking about when I was
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: watching that 102 Minutes documentary because everyone's walking out of
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: the city. They're all walking to the bridges. I would
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: have been gone.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Grab a rod.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: Grab my rod and I'm gone. Rod in the tent.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: I've got everything ready to go. I've got a go bag.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Is it by the door?
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: You can just grab it and run? It's in the closet.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: It's in the closet. I got butane. I got a
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: little grill in there. Jet boil.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Some MREs.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I'm good for a while.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: All right. I'm coming with you then. Just collect me
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: and Francis when you go.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: Hell no. Why? You're not coming with me. That's out
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: of my way. what i'm going up well.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: What if i meet up with you at checkpoint at
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: checkpoint harry you can meet me up i'm not waiting
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: don't even pretend i'm not waiting we both know i'm
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: not waiting for francis to get lost on the train
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: again i'm going i'm going right.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Up we both know we would be like we're on
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: our way and you'd be like oh i already left.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: This is a scenario though where we have no phone
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: like you gotta remember there's no phones no one's got service.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Well francis has a he could be upstate.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Ask yourself this.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: How about that's the base?
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Honest question.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: That'll be the base.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Honest question for you. Honest question. Who do you think
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: has a better chance of survival in a post-electrical apocalypse world?
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: You or me?
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Me. Easily. You think? You just don't have the tools.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: You don't have the resources. I think if you were
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: equipped with my gear, you'd probably win. What do you?
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: I have fishing gear.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: It's up in my place.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: We're not upstaged. God forbid I have to get two
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: hours north.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: And you have a Tesla. You're fucked.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: You could bike two hours north.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: You are fucked.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: I could walk.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: Your Tesla's going to fucking drive itself out of the
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: garage straight into the Hudson.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: How many miles north is your spot?
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: 80.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: That's a good two days walk.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're done.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Two hard days.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: You're done. No, it's like four days probably.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: You could make it in two. I think you could
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: make it in two.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Are you going to run?
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: A little half jog, half walk. I got to get
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: my fishing rod, otherwise I'll starve.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I think three miles an hour is an acceptable walking pace.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: All I'm saying is I got two portable radios, cranks.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: I got a crank radio with a solar panel on it.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: So I'm going to be getting all the news. They're
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: going to be telling me exactly where to go.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you understand China is going to triangulate you
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: through your crank radio.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: No, no, they can't track the crank radio.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: They will, though. No, they cannot. You don't think they can,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: but they will. They can't. I guarantee they can.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: And I have my Garmin Mini.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you're just rife with electronics. How are you
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: even going to plug in your Garmin Mini?
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: Fully charged all the time.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, from what?
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: Keep that thing on green.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if it runs out of charge in a
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: day and a half.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: No, the battery lasts for weeks.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Rone, who do you think?
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: Ideally, until I would get to a safer space.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I know it's not me. I know I have soft
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: hands and no resources and I'm bad at fishing.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: So you're not even going to try?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I'm the same between the two of you guys. I
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: would put myself to the lowest. Who do you think
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: between me and Harry? I'll put my case forward. I
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: grew up in the woods. He grew up in Deluxbury.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, grew up in the woods. My house in
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Maine is literally in the woods. That's where I grew up.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: You lived at the end of a cul-de-sac? No, I
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: lived at the end of a driveway, a dirt driveway.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: A cul-de-sac that had a tree in the middle?
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: Sure didn't.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: Sure didn't.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: We had to declare our driveway a road for 911
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: purposes because... We were not listed with local emergency services.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, you were really off the grid.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: So we had to name it a street, and we
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: named it Pirate Cove.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: That's fun.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: I came up with it.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: My sister hated it.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Well, give us the rest of your case, other than
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: you grew up in the woods.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Grew up in the woods. You grew up literally on
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: a cul-de-sac, so I don't know why you're throwing cul-de-sac
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: shade at me.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: That's fucking.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: Jesus.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: I didn't grow up on a cul-de-sac. Just a heads up.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: Moved to one.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: You know, I think I'm better at starting fires than
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: you are. I know that for a fact.
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: Literally not even close.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: I know that for a fact.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: Not even remotely close.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Guys, get the flint and steel. Get the flint and
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: steel right now.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: I don't even need it.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: I think generally I'm probably, well, I just spend time outdoors.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: whereas you don't.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: Well, you spend time outdoors at a golf course. This
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: isn't going to be a golf course.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: No, I go hiking and stuff.
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: This ain't a golf course.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: I'm going outside. I'm hiking. I'm doing healthy things. I
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: get sunlight.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: You are quite reclusive. What are your steps looking like today?
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Certainly better than yours. Certainly not.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I worked out.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: What do you got for steps?
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: I don't wear your Fitbit shit.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: You got a phone.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: Does that tell you?
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: It does.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Sure does.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Did you call him reclusive?
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Aren't you reclusive?
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't call him reclusive.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, he called you reclusive.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: I called him reclusive. I don't know why Harry's all
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: of a sudden pretending that he's active.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: He's not.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: What do you go to for this?
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: Health.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Health. Just click on it.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm at 11,000 steps.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Is that from your bike in?
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: No. No. It's for my exercise before my bike in. Hmm.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Health.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: If that's true, well, you've got me on steps today.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: How do you know it doesn't include your bike?
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Well, it probably did include my bike, but I can't
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: imagine I got that many steps on a bike.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: So far, I'm only at 4,000 steps. That's not great.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Well, did you have your phone on you?
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: Go to your average for the last month.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: You just waking up?
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Did you have your phone on you while you were
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: working out?
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Of course he did.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: You see this, Ron? You see how my hair there
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: is black?
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Do you know what that's from?
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Your garment?
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: That's from kettlebells.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Sass. What am I looking at? Sass.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Go to your.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Average steps for the last month.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: 8,000.
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: Okay. What are yours?
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: You're getting more steps than I am. I wonder why that's... Well,
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: it says over the last seven days, I took an
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: average of 8,925 steps.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: It's a one-way street to cardiac arrest right there.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Too much. It's too many.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: I'm going to need you hitting 10,000 minimum.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Well, I'll work on that. I do think I'm just
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: physically a little bit tougher than you are. When things
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: don't go my way necessarily, I don't start melting down
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: and go back inside.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Well, that's mental toughness.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: I don't think I do that either. But in this scenario, anyways.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: The whole first half of this whole podcast was you
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: being unhappy about the conditions of biking 40 minutes in here.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Of course. And I did not melt. But regardless of
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: whatever that was, continue to make your point on why
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: you would survive better than me. You don't know how
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: to catch a fish, let alone fillet one.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: I know how to catch a fish.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: No, you don't.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: I would be able to catch a fish.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: You don't even know how to tie the knot.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: If Tom Hanks can figure out how to catch a
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: fish with no guides, I'm pretty sure that I can
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: figure out how to catch a fish with my incredible
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: gear that I've got. Shout out to Patron Rods. Um,
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: I've got all the gear I need. I think that, um,
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: you got a blade.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: I've got some good knives.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Are they, are they mobile knives or are they steak knives?
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: They're kitchen knives. They're the chef's knives.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, see, that's not really going to be very ideal
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: for quick transportation.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Don't worry. I'm going to Japan. I'm going to bring
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: back a ton of knives. I have a whole suitcase
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: just for knives.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: Bring back a whole bunch of knives. Take the tags
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: off so that the customs can be like, were these used?
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I don't travel without them.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: No, yeah.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: You got to scratch the serial number off them.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: You brought 14 knives to Japan?
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's actually a good idea. You should bring a
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: bunch of fake knives. just go on amazon get a
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: bunch of shitty knives and then to fly over there
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: with rusty and then swap them out with the new
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: ones on the way.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: You gotta mix them in yeah you gotta have the
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: mixed pile.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah because they're gonna be looking and they're gonna say
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: these have never been used knife laundering yeah yeah you
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: gotta do some knife laundering.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's a good idea i like that you should.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Um But I mean, you know, I mean, I don't
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: know why we're even having.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: Well, I'd like to know your case. Well, I mean,
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: for starters, he doesn't even have a tent. You don't
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: have a tent.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: So I don't have to talk about yourself. You don't.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: That's my number one point. I have a tent. I
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: have a rod. I have blades. I have my Garmin.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: I've got a radio. I've got I've got.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: So your whole argument is gear.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: Gear is literally the most important thing here.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: I'll solve that today.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: Well, you should.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: I am going to REI on the way home.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: Well, it closed.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: And I'm going to spend way more money than you.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: Well, the one in Soho went out of business. Well,
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: I'm going to find... Good luck finding one.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: There can't possibly be another outdoor camping type store.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: No, there really isn't. That was actually it. Paragon Sports
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: sells all that shit.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: You can go to Paragon.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: That's going to cost you an arm and a leg.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: On 16th.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, God forbid. This is survival we're talking about. You
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: think I'm going to spare any expense? I mean, you're
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: not going to bet on my future.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I do agree.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: You shouldn't be sparing any expense, but you're going to
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: be getting fucked in the ass by Paragon. They're going
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: to bend you over and they're going to fuck you.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: I missed the train on REI. So now we are
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: where we are. And I have to. You've made it
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: clear that I have to buy these things.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: And we're getting a leather tent.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Bearskin tent.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Patchwork LV pattern tent.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: There's a Rolex clock mounted on the side of it.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: Where'd you get that knife?
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, it was a Supreme. I waited in line for
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: 14 hours. I slept in this chair that I bought
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: from Prada.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: Rowan, what's your case?
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't thrive or survive.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: So you can't have that mindset. Realistically, neither of us
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: would make it. We'd both die probably trying to get
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: out of New York.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: I actually don't agree.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: My best case is that I get frustrated less easily
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: than either of you.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't get frustrated. By myself, I'm good.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would. You would try to quit survival. You
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: would rage quit survival.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: No, you can't. You would.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: You would find a way.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: My plan would be strategically get out of the city
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: as fast as possible. For me, that would probably mean
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: going upstate. I would probably try to find my way
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: to Francis's house. Talking about all this gear.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: What do we have up there?
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I have a home.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: And then I would destroy Francis's house to make sure
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: he doesn't win the competition. start a fire in the
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: living room yeah no the first thing i have to
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: do is make sure i beat francis to his house.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: When you call him and you're like francis bad news
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: your house.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Has exploded someone came in and someone already exploded.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: Your house do not even bother like tower seven all
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: over again.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Someone came in and filled it with sand what a
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: signature move from somebody i wonder who stole all.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: Your crustables and filled it with sand I do think
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: I could start a better fire than you much quicker, though.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: So I do think that should be.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Flint and steel for sure.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if we need Flint and steel,
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: but I was going to say that.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Well, you can't use a fucking lighter to start the fire.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: But we would have to do it somewhere where it's
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: not like, how are we going to do it where
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: we have just raw materials? We'd have to get to
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: the woods.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: We're going to go to the woods.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: And you and I are going to have a competition
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: about who can start and build a fire that No matches.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: No matches.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: No, we have to do it the Native American way.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: So flint and steel, is that our only source?
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: No flint and steel.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: And the fire hasn't taken off.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, wait, hold on. Now I'm lost. So how are
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: we igniting?
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: You're going to have to figure out your own way.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: I know how I'm doing it.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, that feels like more of a hassle.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: I'm going to use friction.
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: So this could take hours. I mean, this could take hours.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: It could take a while if you don't know what
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: you're doing. I do. And by the way, honor system,
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: you can't look up how to figure this out.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: What are you? Obviously, I'm going to look up how
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: to do it.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: Then you're behind.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: That's insane.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Then it'll be a five minute penalty.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: No, that's crazy.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: Then I get to piss on your fire before you start.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: One time.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: One full bladder.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: That's fair.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: That doesn't make any sense.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: I get to soak your materials.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: You can't. You're being unreasonable. I'm not being unreasonable. That
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: would be like if I said we can do flint
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: and steel, but you don't get flint or steel. What
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: do you mean?
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to do it.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: Who can't start a fire with flint and steel? Everybody
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: knows how to start a fire with flint and steel.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I've watched enough Survivor. I know that you need to
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: have the very light, tiny string, and that's where you
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: chunk it into, and then you have the bigger sticks
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: on top of that, and then the real big sticks
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: on top of that. And you need to... We're going
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: to put strings over yours, too, where you need to
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: make a nice enough configuration that you can burn through
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: the string.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: Is it flint and steel, or is it flint and tinder? No,
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: it's flint and steel. You don't even know about fatwood,
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: do you? Of course I know about fatwood.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: No, fatwood is off limits.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: I was really hoping you didn't know about fatwood.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: We used to have a little bucket of it.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: Well, you could find fatwood.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, maybe.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: You're talking about kindling?
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: You literally can find fatwood.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: I know fatwood to be like those little sort of sticks.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: We used to have a ton of them. There'd be
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: like a hundred of them that would come. And they
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: burned the easiest and you'd put that in almost as
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: like a fire starter.
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, you can find those naturally in the woods.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: But I always thought they burned so well because they
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: were like soaked in something.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: There's like whatever it's, I don't know what it is,
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: but like if you smell fatwood, it like has like
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: a smell like it's chemically or some shit.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: Tyler, can we look up, does fatwood occur naturally?
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: It does.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: We found it in Wyoming and that's what we use
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: to start our fires.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: That's a point for you.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: Unless Bo just lied and found it and just had it.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Fatwood occurs entirely naturally as a biological environmental process in
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: pine trees.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, interesting. It's the sticky resin. Yeah, I knew it
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: was the sticky resin.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: It's the inside and you shave it down. You shave
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: it down into some flakes. Very easily flammable.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: I smoked some really good fatwood the other night.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Pack my bong with some sticky resin fatwood no you
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: probably die quick i'll tell you i coughed up a lung.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah sure did smoking fatwood yeah may as well just
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: smoke a fucking starter log.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: I always thought it was like uh kind of made
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: you know i didn't know it was.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Found Yeah, my parents had a bucket of this.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: We had a bucket. We had a bucket, exactly.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: Well, you can buy it.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure that's what it is, but I didn't
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: know how. I don't know if it was like a DuraLog.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I've never thought about the fatwood before.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: DuraFlame. DuraFlame log would be fine. I think what he
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: said was fine. We all got it.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: You would have gotten it wrong on Jeopardy, that's for sure.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: You get a little bit of like outdoors talk and
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: you act like you're fucking Bear Grylls.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: It's also truly weird because you don't go outside. Well,
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: I mean, you're telling me you're just going to start
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: firefasting me.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: You don't even know what fatwood is. What are we
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: talking about?
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: We're going to find out.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: We'll find out.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: If I beat you for the 19th time in a row.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: And you can't use AI. That was what I said. No,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: you can research beforehand.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: We'll give you the.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: Drawing the line at AI.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: I am.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: We'll give you the F section of the encyclopedia hardcover,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: and you can look up fire, fatwood, flamers.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know how to do no flint and steel
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: or anything like that, so I'm going to have to
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: figure that out.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: You're going to have to look that up.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: We're going to do this, and we are... We're going
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: to do it the old-fashioned way.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: So what do you do? Do you do, like, the
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: piece of wood?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: So basically, the way I remember it, because we.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: I remember.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: I don't even know how I'm arguing with you right now.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: I just don't know why this has gotten under my
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: skin because I know for a fact- You know I'm
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: an Eagle Scout. In school, I distinctly remember they had these,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: I think they were Wabanaki camps where it was like
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: this Wabanaki tribal land. It was a tribe that used
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: to live in Maine. And they had built huts in
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: the fashion of the wabanaki tribe and there was some
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: like historical society that was like preserving whatever all their
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: shit and then the guides who were just white dudes
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: yeah but like were very well learned about this tribe
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: would give demonstrations to us we would go on field
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: trips to these but we went like a lot and
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: on one of them the guide started a fire for
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: us using only sticks and he had a log like
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: a flat log that had a he had It had
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: a trench in the middle. And then he had another
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: stick and he just slid it for a long time
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: to create friction, right? At the end of it was
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: a little piece of hay or like a sort of
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: dried grass, very, very flammable. And he was just creating
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: like heat towards that until finally at the end... I
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: don't know exactly how it combusts or whatever.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I think you're describing masturbation.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: There was enough heat and enough friction that God came.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: I just feel like this is like... Put out the
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: fire with it, yeah. We might both end up without
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: any fire.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: One of us is making... I'm so confident I can
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: do this.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Have you done it before? No. Okay.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: But I don't go into things... Unless I'm sure I
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: won't fail.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Especially with regard to you.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: We'll see about that.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: This is also native to being a human being, like
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: creation of fire. Of course.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: We have to know this.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: It's in us all.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: You know what the sad part of this all is, Harry?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: Is that based on everything we've talked about, if you
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: and I were actually to come together and pair our skills,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: we would be better off. You've got the gear. I've
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: got the house.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: I don't need the house. I know how to start
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: the fires. To be honest, I don't even really need
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: the fire.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: I can socialize with rival bands and create a barter
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: system for things we might need, whereas you won't talk
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: to them.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, realistically, I think that in that scenario, I
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: would wind up as like a warlord riding on the
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: front of a dumpster or something like that. You eat
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: those two in the hills. That's how I.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: Would really shake out.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, we're going to be like the road.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, we're going to have to find somewhere to
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: do this and we're going to have to do it
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: before it gets, you know.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: I think the colder it is, the better.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: We're building a fucking fire. I think we go fall,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: maybe November.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Fine.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: Upstate.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Done a couple a couple episodes upstate.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: We don't even really need to go upstate fire week
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: you just go somewhere and just start a couple fires fire.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Week is good fire week would be nice fire.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: Week fire week would be fun because like what else
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: is there other than fire right that's all we got
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: left peter teal can't take that away from us you
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: can't take away the flame.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: He's finding out a way yeah then.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: He's staying extinguished extinguish.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Them Didn't he shut down Gawker because he was a flame?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Ever since.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: They have a a clearing, a place where you can
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: camp up at my place upstate. So we could theoretically,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: we could go there to do the fire challenge.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Then just go home, right?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And then immediately leave the fires roaring.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: Climate control.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, we're all done.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: Who's taking my mic?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot my mic. I have to take off
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: my mic.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah. We should probably bring like a fire extinguisher out.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: Cause I got a feeling mine's going to be ripping.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Could well be.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Ripping.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: No chance.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: It's going to be like a bonfire. No chance. They're
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: throwing dead trees into mine.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: Funeral pyre. What else? What else we got? There was
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: one other thing I wanted to say about my dinner
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: date with Rico that I forgot because it was the
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: funniest thing.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: He wanted to come on here and like talk about that.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: Really? Yeah.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: He was, he's, it's all he's been able to talk about.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: I'm surprised that he, yeah, that was so funny. That
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: was so funny.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: The bad guy. What? Say hello to the bad guy.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: But no, no, but you're the bitch. We got it.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: I'm the bad guy. I'm the bad guy. Say hello
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: to the bad guy. Right? I'll never get over it.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: Every chance you get, I'm the bad guy.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: Killed me. There was one other thing. His wife was hysterical. Hysterical. Where,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: you know, she was busting his balls a lot. And
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: at one point, we were talking about work or whatever
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: and uh you know i was like you know you
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: you get it you get it a lot you get
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: hit you get punched around a lot like we all
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: go get it at some point but you get it
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: a lot and she's like yeah but i mean he
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: brings it on himself and i'm like yeah maybe a
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: little i don't know and she's like you know you
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: know just uh she's like she's like You know, we
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: got two kids and you're throwing high noon cans in
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: a contract year renewal. I mean, I'm just saying we
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: got two kids, you know, you can't be throwing high
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: noon cans when your contract's up, but.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: Like, whatever.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: Still love you. I love you.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: I've got a mother of your kids, but you can't
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: be throwing high noon cans when you got contract coming up.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: As if it was the first time they've talked about it.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: It was so funny. It's hilarious.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: I brought that up, Francis.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: I love you. I'm mother of your children. You're throwing
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: high noon cans when your contract isn't done. I'm just saying.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: You can't. I mean, she's not wrong. You can't be
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: throwing high noon cans during a contract year.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Dude, did David and Derek Carr talk about the Bush?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. They're big supporters.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: The two quarterbacks who were number one overall picks and
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: brothers are both just fans of the Bush.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: They've been fans. They were fans all last year. I
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: feel like Jerry kept on telling us about it. He
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: kept on saying, like, the Carr brothers are always in
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: his Twitch.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: And he was thinking of Click and Clack, the Tappet brothers. NPR,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Carr Talk.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: It's a very niche one. No, yeah, that shout out
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: was crazy. Right at the end of PMT, Big Cat
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: texted me about it last night.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Hey, go Bush. Go Bush.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, are you guys Bush fans? We're rooting for you guys. Okay. Unchained?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: That's amazing.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: Are you guys gamers?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: No, big time. 2K is our game right now.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: We're playing 2K.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. All right. So we got to get you.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: We got to get a Push Car Brother collab. That'd
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: be fun. We would thoroughly enjoy that.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Were you fired up or what?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: You had to look up who they were?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: No. Come on now.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: With your non-ball-known ass? Wait, didn't you say Noah Gray
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: was going to score a touchdown? Yeah, I was wrong.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: And he had one catch for five yards?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: I was wrong.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: And you're like, wait, mark my fucking words.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: People were trying to hit me up being like, fucking
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: awful pick. And it was like, the episode came out
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: the day after. You didn't even know about the pick.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: Don't be acting mad like I was telling everyone to
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: take the pick. That's fair. I told us.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: That's fair.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: And I promise that none of you guys took it.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: Neither of you guys took my pick. We didn't take
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: it at all.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Did you see that I got like a notification that
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: the NBA, MLS, MLB, NHL, NFL, they're all coming together
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: to crack down on civilians bullying athletes about gambling stuff.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: really it's like what the fuck can they do about
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: they can't do shit about that like we're gonna crack
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: down on heckling now that's.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: You're right as an american yes as a fan of
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: sports that's how you also before gambling people were still
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: shitting on the athletes yes exactly at least they have
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: a reason now when their bet doesn't you would you
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: rather just get shit on for playing bad race yeah.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Like no one's mad at jackie robinson or at least
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: not for that.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah but it's like i would much rather people be
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: mad at me because i didn't fucking you know maybe
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: my over didn't hit rather than them just being mad
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: because they think i suck at the game.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah i think that i just don't know what they
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: can do i just don't know what like nothing The
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: MLB is going to be restricting people's DM access, or
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: you're going to make it illegal to DM someone.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Because then how are the baseball players going to get
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: the hood?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: That's probably what the flock cameras are for, so we
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: can't shit on athletes publicly anymore.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: We'll see who's sending what DMs.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: We heard what you said about Cam Scataboo and his CTE.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some FBI agent.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: Showing up at your door. Yeah. Why do you think
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: Cam Scadaboo's only got two healthy seasons in him, Max?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: What makes you say that? Because that really hurt him.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's more hurtful than getting a concussion. Yeah, it's
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: a dark time.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, we live in a– it's a full
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: surveillance state now.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's more surveilled countries than us.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, obviously, but that's kind of the whole point.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Who's more free than us, do you think? What country
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: is more free than the United States?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: I have no idea. That's a good question.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: It ain't England. It ain't China.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: Definitely ain't Russia. Definitely ain't Russia.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: So who else? Who's more free than us? A lot
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: of people complain.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know. I don't have an answer.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: If I had the actual answer, I would say it,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: but I don't want to be wrong. And then people
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: would be like, this is exactly, you know.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Francis, what do you think? It's not Australia.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: Turns out it's Finland. It's Finland.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: It had to be.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: It's the freest country.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: How much do they pay for taxes in Finland? Let's
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: see how free they are paying 60% of taxes. The
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: government actually.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: Gives them money instead.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, New Zealand's pretty free.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Are they?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, New Zealand's pretty free.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: I thought Australia and New Zealand had pretty tight government
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  Speaker 1: would you, would either of you ever have a bird
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  Speaker 4: Never. Why not?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Never in a million years.
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  Speaker 5: Why would you ever want that?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: No, why would you not want it? I just want
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: to know.
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  Speaker 5: Why would I not want that? Because there's zero, I'm
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: not going to have any connection with a bird. Why?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: It's more just like something that you have, like, first
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: of all, you're like, you're really restricting that bird's life
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: for your like amusement of, Just looking at.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: It, I guess. Unlike a cat.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: Talking to it.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: What about the ones.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: Well, a cat, you like play with a cat and
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: you feed a cat.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: No, you don't pet a cat.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: You guys don't know cats.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: I have four.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: You don't have any. None of your gelatin cats count.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: They're delicious, though.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: A bird is literally in a cage. Yeah, but you can.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Let birds out and then they can land on your
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: finger or like on a broomstick. Like, remember Marty's bird?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: That was really funny that he had that bird.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: He had a bird that just landed on a broomstick
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: at his house.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know about that. I don't know if
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be getting home from work and be like, oh,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: I'm going to let my bird out to fly around
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: my apartment.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: You don't have to walk it.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: My uncle had birds, and apparently it was like if
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: you don't let them out, they die.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: I think they need to fly around the house, maybe.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, that would make sense.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: Some species need to actually do laps.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, that would be like if you lived inside
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: of one of those sensory... like deprivation tanks yeah and
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: that was it that was just your life forever that's
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: the equivalent of a bird being in a cage which
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: you don't seem to understand.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Well it's not you're not deprived of all your senses
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: just the sense of the beautiful flight which.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: Is their only thing that's all they've got.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: It's flying i my friend ryan uh he house sat
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: and and uh probably like we were 20 And we
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: went over to the house and they had this beautiful bird,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: this gray bird with like this fucking beautiful hair, beautiful feathers.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: Purebred.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: A purebred. And then we went over, partied there. He
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: showed off the bird. Then like went over for a
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: party like probably three days later. And he was like
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: showing off the bird to another group of people. We
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: went in to check on the bird. It was just
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: dead on the bottom.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: It was dead on the bottom of the cage. I
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: wonder if he had just not let it out enough.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: This is a fresh memory for me.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, it could be a lot of things.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: I'm going to throw.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: Out one other thing that I think is right, but
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: I can't remember exactly. It's possible that the birds, if
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: you don't, if you're not there with them, they die
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: of loneliness.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Birds might be lonely.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: Tyler, can we just look up that?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: I mean, that would make sense.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: Bird death from loneliness.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: You don't very often see just solo birds. I saw
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: a bald eagle yesterday.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: I think my uncle couldn't leave the birds alone long
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: because they would die of loneliness. Birds can die from
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: severe loneliness and grief.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 5: There's some animals that like, well, actually, I guess almost
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: all animals, I would say people just shouldn't have. Like rabbits.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: Rabbits die constantly. They have heart attacks like immediately. No need.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: No need to have a rabbit. We had a rabbit
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: growing up. So did we. We had an Angora rabbit.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, that's a fine rabbit.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: Well, it wasn't. They grow hair so fast that if
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: you don't comb it out every day, they suffocate under
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: their own fur and die. Yeah.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: This is exactly what I'm talking about. It should not
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: be in someone's house. No.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: Well, we didn't keep it inside.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: Kept it outside and then it died. Yeah. suffocated and
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: i don't know if it died i don't remember what
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: we did with that i'm gonna go ahead and say
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: it's dead all.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: Of our guinea pigs died yeah famously they carried off
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: by ospreys.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: They all die everything dies you get a goldfish my favorite.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: Thing i've ever seen it was like nine just the
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: violence of nature oh.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah i love it carried an osprey carried off.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: We created a pen i've told this story many times
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: if you created a little pen with no roof on
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: it we would My sister and I would run them.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: We got two guinea pigs at the fucking county fair.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: They said that they were both like neutered or whatever.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: Sure enough, they weren't. They mated, had a hundred children.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: They were probably brother and sister.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: And we, it was, I don't know, 12 fucking guinea
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: pigs all of a sudden we had. Juniper and Hiawatha
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: were their names. And then they had all their kids.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: And we would take them out into the grass in
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: the backyard, created a pen, no roof. My sister and
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: I biked one day to the store to get ice cream,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: came back, And just in time, ran around to the
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: back of the house to see the last guinea pig
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: being carried off in the talons.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: Of an osprey.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: And I was like, that's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: They were all gone.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: Solved.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: Problem solved.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: The osprey was probably so geeked to see these fucking
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: sitting ducks.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: Shooting guinea pigs in a fucking pen. Yeah. That's on.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: That's on. I mean, that's like if you were just
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: walking through the woods and you just came across like
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: a 7-Eleven. A ribeye.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: A steak dinner.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: 7-Eleven. Oh, my God. No attendant?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: No attendant.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: Everything's free what the hot dogs are rolling.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Big bites the guinea pigs probably like tell or the
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: the osprey is probably like telling generations of osprey about
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: this fortuitous you'll never believe the.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 8: Best we ever had keep your eyes out sometimes humans
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 8: leave pens of pigs the day of 12 guinea pigs
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 8: that must have been so nice i only asked because
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: my wife keeps on talking about wanting to get eventually
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 8: like she's like i hope we can get a bird's
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 8: for the kids real and i was like the only
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 8: way i want to do it is i just thought
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 8: it'd be a cute bird name to name a bird
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 8: poultry i just think it's like a very cute bird.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: That's a good name i like that a little cruel
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: why a little cruel now poultry that's a little on
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: the beak yeah.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah come on poultry i think is nice why don't
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: you guys just get like a photo of a bird Okay.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: Or like maybe you could get like an aura frame
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: and you could put a video of a bird in it.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Show it to the kids. Put it on a TV
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: show or something.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: Rather than having an actual bird in the house. Yeah.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think I want a bird.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: You're not going to want that bird at three in
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: the morning when it's fucking.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Rawr.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: Rawr. Yeah. Time to let it out.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Pieces of eight.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: Got to put the harness on the bird. Yeah.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but pirates, I mean, they have birds on their shoulder.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: Walking your bird on a string. Like it's a balloon.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: That'd be hilarious. Yeah, I don't think I could do it,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: but it had been on my mind. The idea of
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: having a bird inside of a house, a caged bird.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: It's fucked. Not all birds are meant to be caged, brother.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: And why does the caged bird sing? With my Angelo.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Just because you can talk Frost doesn't mean I can't
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: talk Angelo.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: That wasn't even Frost. That was Shawshank Redemption. What? Not
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: all birds are meant to be caged.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Two Roads That Verge and Yellowwood was first.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, yes, of course.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Last episode.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: Of course. It's referential. Yeah.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: It's called a callback, Harry.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: A callback.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: I read that in the book I read about stand-up comedy.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. I got to catch up on that. I'm
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: not too familiar.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Caged birds sing. I just want to make sure it's Angelo.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: Yep. Yeah. Yeah. I saw a bald eagle in Astoria
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: Park yesterday.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: You mentioned that. That's cool.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was pretty sick.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so what was it doing?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: Well, I was walking.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: It was in Queens?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: It was in Queens.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: So it just escaped?
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know where it came from, but I was walking,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: and then there was a bunch of people standing around
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: looking at something. I didn't know what it was, so
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: I kept walking past them. And then I saw the
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: bald eagle, and I was like, Fuck it, I'm swinging back.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: Did another lap around the park. Come back. Take a
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 5: quick photo of it. Very nonchalant. Didn't want to be
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: one of those. Because I've seen a bald eagle.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: No, you're a birder.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: You want to let people know, like, this isn't my
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: first bald eagle. I'm not going to stay. I'm not
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: going to look at it.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: But you still snapped pic, though.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: Quick, though. Very discreet.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't matter.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: It's like one just done.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: Let's see it.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: You took a photo of a bald eagle the way
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: the guys at Union to Square take upskirt photos.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, it was very similar. Very similar.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: That's why in Japan now they need the... The click
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: sound on the shutter so people can't sneak bald eagle photos.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: I took it with my volume button. Like I was
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: on a phone call. But yeah.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: Surreptitious baldy spotting. My mom just texted me. She saw
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: a bald eagle in Delaware today.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: That's a zoom in and you got close as fuck, bro.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: No. Well, yeah. No, that is a zoom in. I mean,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: it was super high up. But I walked right under it.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: And then as I was walking under it, someone goes,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: look out, man. And I was like, what?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to run into it.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: It's a bird of prey.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: He meant don't get closer to the bird?
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: I was like, it's a hundred feet in the air
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: and there's a thousand people surrounding it. You think I'm
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: going to be the guy to set it off? Yeah.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: You have to act nonchalant around the bald eagle. If anything,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: he's going to dip because everybody's gawking at it.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: I mean, this guy didn't, I mean, he clearly didn't
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: know chalant from nonchalant because he was being extremely chalant.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: That's making a comeback. That's one of those weird things.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: The whole shallot nonchalant Roan respectfully. Is there any chance
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: that you could stop the.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 5: I don't know why. What is your.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: Couch has been shaking as if we're snoozing through an alarm.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 5: Is your clan getting raided?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to make it even quieter than
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: It's on. You got that shit on.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: You got that.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: You're like a fucking one of those people at the
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: movie theater with the fucking flashlight. The flashlight notification. You
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: ever seen that shit? That shit is insane.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: The shallot nonchalant thing was a sort of me, me
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: type thing.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: And then it went away and now I've been, it's
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: bubbled back up.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: It's back in full force.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 4: Really interesting.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: Usually those don't go come back, come back around.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: Lingo lingo will stick.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: It always will stick was chalant ever a thing before
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: nonchalant or did it only exist as nonchalant like uh.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: I know which one came first the chalant or the
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: non like.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Irregardless you know one of those non-word.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: Words yeah i've never heard chalant no i haven't either
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 5: until obviously i saw it on reels it's where i
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: get most of my information these days.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's a fucking fact what are you about to
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: do in vegas brother Hit the.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: Tables, I hope.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: Yep. We'll be doing all that and betting. Remember that
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: buddy I told you about who had a really bad
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: health situation?
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: In Chicago? Actually, I think you've met him, my buddy. Yeah.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: He was in Chicago, right?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: Yep, Chicago.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: So he came through that.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: Awesome.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: Which was crazy. And I think he'd be okay with
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: me saying this. He had a child. Like when he
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: was diagnosed, his wife was pregnant, right?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: So he went through all of that, and she was unbelievable,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: helping him in the hospital, all that brain surgery while
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: she was pregnant. And then when he was out, he
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: had to do radiation treatments to shrink the tumor in
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: his brain because they didn't get it all or something.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: And then he had to do that right before his
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: wife gave birth. Which meant that like his radiation levels
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: were so high that he could not meet his daughter.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: Because it would have been dangerous to her. So his
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: wife came home from the hospital with their baby and
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: he had to stay behind his door, like bedroom door.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: For like a week, a full week before his levels
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: went down enough that he could emerge to meet his
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: daughter for the first time.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 5: That's insane.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: Isn't that crazy?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's nuts.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: So anyway. He came through all that. All signs are good.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: Prognosis is good. Tumor is shrunk to a stable level.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: And it's a benign tumor, but it was in a
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: bad spot.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: And so I think as a way of celebrating all
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: of that, we're all going to Vegas.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: And he and I are rooming together.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: Because we're the only two who don't make enough money
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: to get around.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: Are you guys staying somewhere pretty nice?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: I think we're staying at the Wynn.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: You got to be at the Wynn.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: Come on now.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: Old Vegas?
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: New Vegas?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: What are we talking here?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: It's the wind, bro.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: It's New Vegas.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know where it is. I've been to Vegas twice.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: You just stink of brokenness, bro.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: And one of them was for a video game tournament. Yeah, no.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: It'll be fun. I'm not a Vegas guy.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: You'll have a good time.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: I'm just not. I.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 5: I don't think, first of all, I don't think like,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: I think there's a very few amount of people who
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: are actually like Vegas people.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: There are people who love it.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there are. But I think most of the people
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: that are going are like, I'm not like, it's not
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: their ideal, but you have fun. Like you'll have fun.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: I'm excited, you know, for the dinners. Um, and people
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: have told me to things that I can do when
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: I don't want to just be playing blackjack for 14
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: hours a day. They said that the spa is really nice.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: I looked into playing some golf, but I don't really
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 4: want to do that.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: When are you leaving?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: Tomorrow night?
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: No, when do you leave Vegas?
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: Sunday morning. I was going to take the red eye
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: home on Saturday, but I didn't want to miss the
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: Saturday dinner. Or I would have made the dinner, but
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know. The red eye would have just been stupid.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: Ball on Sunday in Vegas is very fun.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: So that sucks.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: But you'll watch some college ball.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: I would like to, it sucks that I won't be
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: able to be there at least for the midday game.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, wait, you're leaving tomorrow?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: No, I'm leaving, what, for Vegas?
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: Leaving tomorrow, coming back Sunday morning.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 5: So you'll get Bill's lines.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: Well, we'll be in the air for it.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, really? Mm-hmm. That sucks. I don't know. One of
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: the times I went to Vegas, I stayed for Sunday
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: and we watched a bunch of football. It was super fun.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: And that was fun? Did you watch it at a
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: sports book?
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was fun as fuck.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: That's cool.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: And having the paper bet slips is so fun.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: I do want to be part of that.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: That sounds awesome. I don't think it's fun enough to
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: stay an extra day in Vegas, though. Unless everyone's doing it.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: I could see you thriving at that outdoor pool where
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: you can watch the games on the huge wall of TVs.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's cool.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: You could also have your shirt off.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah. They say that get some rays.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 4: They say that the health of the American economy, uh,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: one indicator that's bad is that a lot of those
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: outdoor pool bar areas have reintroduced, uh, three, two blackjack. Oh,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: where you get the three, two payouts. Cause normally it's six,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: five for those. You can only find six, five tables, which,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: you know, isn't, isn't bad.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Um, I mean, I don't know if it's still happening,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: but I know at least a couple of years ago
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: or recently they were saying that like the Vegas like
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: tourists had gone down like significantly.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: Doesn't surprise me.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: Because everyone's just getting boned.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I think you can also just gamble at home.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: That is true.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: You don't have to go to Atlantic City and Las
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Vegas as your gambling destinations anymore.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It is fun, though. It's fun going. To Vegas?
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: To Vegas.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: I'm too old to enjoy the clubs. Not going to
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: want to do that. Yeah, no. I don't really know
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: what else there is.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: I'm gambling. There's good golf out there.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 4: Cirque du Soleil.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: Are you going to golf? No. There's good courses out there.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: I think he distinctly said, I'm not going to golf.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 4: I don't want to do that.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: You were in La La Land.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: I must have been.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: Because I think because my friends aren't going to want
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: to do it. And for me to just disappear for
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: five hours on this like boys trip to go do
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: something like that feels.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: How many bros are going?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: Like something you would do.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 5: No, I wouldn't do that. Unless it was at night,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: then I would.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Unless it was in his hotel room.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: Unless there were nine holes in there. How many bros
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: are going?
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: There's like 12 of us.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Holy shit. And where are your dinners?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: One night we're going to Casa Cipriani.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: Or to Cipriani maybe.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: Is that what it's called? God.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: What? Love that place.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: You like hairy Cipriani.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: That is a place, hairy Cipriani.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: Casa Shrimp Cocktail. and then another night I can't.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: Remember text the boys see I will I'll find out
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: find out I need to know where he's eating I
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: want that full itinerary I need the entire list.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: Ronan and I got into it a little bit earlier
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: today he tried to scam me in like a really
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: weird abusive way you.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: Said I want to trade Saquon Barkley.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 5: And then he texts me on the side so then
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: he immediately takes it to a side text Because he
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: knows if you offered that trade in the group chat,
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: people would have been like, Zass, don't do this. This
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 5: is insane. Roan's trying to fleece you.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: I offered Etienne and Downs for Barkley.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: You did not offer Downs until I said you must
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: be on drugs.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Etienne outscored Barkley week one.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: Week one, brother. Yeah. We're talking about Saquon Barkley.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: You're trying to then keep him.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: I don't want him.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I do.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: And so I need better players.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: You're selling low.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: I'm not selling low. I'm selling one of the best
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: players in the NFL.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Why are you selling him?
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: Because I need wide receivers. And you're offering me Josh Downs.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 5: You may as well just slap me in the face.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: Josh Downs for Saquon Bartley.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: You said it's not just Josh Downs. It's Etienne and Downs.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: I said I don't want Etienne. I don't want running backs.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 4: We're going to Golden Steer.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: Is that Circus Circus?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know Vegas.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 5: Well, you're about to.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: What's Golden Steer?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: You're about to learn, Vegas. Steak.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: It's good?
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: It's got to be.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 4: It's like a nice restaurant. It's not like a Great
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: Wall of China buffet type thing.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 5: Do you guys think you'll get any whores out there?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know if they're going to
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: be into me. What is Golden Steer? It's a steakhouse.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: You were right, Ryan.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, that looks sick. That looks fun. Do you think
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: you'll be at that table? The big one?
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, maybe.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: You and the bros? Is this a nice place or is.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: It like a.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 5: I think I've been there. Shut up.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks pretty good.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. How many stars?
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: And what's it on belly?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: 4.6 Michelin stars.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: It's not bad.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: I'm hopeful that I will win money playing blackjack.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 5: That's all you play, right? That's all I play. You're
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 5: not going to hit the slots?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: You're not going to play craps with the brothers? Why
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: not go to the Luxor and play some craps with
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: the brothers?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 4: I would play some craps. I still don't entirely know
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: how to play craps, and it really frustrates me.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 5: It's a big brother game. Yeah.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: I remember Che tried to teach me how to play.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 5: So we went over to the table and it was
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 5: and it was Gillian Wallow and like their whole entourage.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 5: And he was like, just he was like, come on, man,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: just slide right in here. And I was like, I'm good.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm not going to humiliate myself while
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: you try to teach.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: Me the game. He's dancing like Ray Lewis.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 5: Killy literally has a wad of cash this high. And
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't think this is the table for
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: me to be learning how to play the game.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: They're like screaming at the top of their lungs. I mean,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: it does look fun though. It's like when you're at
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: a restaurant and one table is like laughing.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 5: What the fuck are they?
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: What's going on over there?
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's so funny over there?
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: And that's the craps table. That is the craps table.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: Craps are fun. You know, you know, plenty roulette.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: Maybe a little.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: 10.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: Trust.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: I want to learn Baccarat as well.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, that would be fun.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: I'd like to learn Baccarat. I've never played that one.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: Baccarat Rouge. I mean, if we're talking fragrances.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: Baccarat 540 for the ladies.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: Francois. Kerkagen. Whatever. I want to learn. I want to
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: win money so that I can buy fragrances to bring home.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: That's what I think.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: They probably got some great fragrance shops out there.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, I bet you they fucking do.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: You can smell it from here.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: Honestly, they probably have them like in the hotel.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm thinking.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 5: Or like the airport.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: No, I want it in the hotel.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: The airport, I bet, has some great fragrances.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: Maybe so.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: You should get over to the Fountain Blue.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 5: That.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: It's the new... Is it the new casino that they opened?
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's on Mark Davis out there.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: Have you guys been to Vegas since the airport has
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 5: added the casinos that you can smoke in? And it's
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 5: just a glass box in the center of the airport?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think I have seen that. It's a hoon lounge.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: It's a hoon lounge in the airport. But it's literally
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 5: just slot machines.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: With just a massive glass ball. It's like you ever
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 5: see the Apple store up by like Central Park?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: It's like that. But it's just like yellow with smoke.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Respect. I kind of fuck with it.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good way to get secondhand. I know.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: I went in.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: After at lunch today, I went outside and had a
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: cigar at the cigar shop. Really? Yeah, just standing outside.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: Seriously?
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just stood outside.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 5: I'm not buying that.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: All my life. Do you need footage of it? Sparky
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: was just like coming up, fucking rapping to me.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: You smoked a whole cigar?
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: At lunchtime.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 5: That's insane.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 4: What is that behavior?
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: That is odd.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: It was so nice. And I was just talking to people.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: It was like there's a community. There's a whole world
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 4: Midday, sober cigar on a work day.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: And y'all smoked a cigar on my bike home.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: It was so, it felt so good. And this guy
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: was like sitting there. And Sparky's like, this guy always
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: gives me numbers, and I never take them. And the
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: guy's like, I know Large. And then the guy, by
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: the end of it, he was giving me pictures of
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: his dad who had passed away to show to Large,
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: to mess with Large, to be like, tell Large you
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: just saw this guy on the street.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 5: Whoa.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 4: That's a funny bit.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: This guy was named Joe the Roofer, and it was
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: his son, John. So I'm supposed to, next time I
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: see Large, I'm supposed to show him a picture of
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: Joe the Roofer.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: He's passed away to just be like, hey, do you
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: know this guy?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: Joe the Roofer is like one of those weird political
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 4: candidate figures that Joe Biden references in a debate.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 5: We got Joe the Roofer.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: It's just this guy. He's... I was going to AI
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: animate him to be like, Large, where have you been?
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen you in a while. And this is
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: his son outside smoking a cigar.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: These guys have chairs.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 5: So you took down a full stick?
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a full stick.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: A full-sized stick.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: Midday, yeah.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 5: It wasn't a little mini guy?
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a short. It wasn't a cigarillo.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 5: And you smoked the whole thing? Yeah. How long were
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 5: you out there?
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: 25, 30 minutes. that's insane yeah it was nice i
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: it was just like these guys are just like yeah
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: barstool used to have all like the porn stars coming
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: in like like they talk about it all day it
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: was like a guy post up on a bike this
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  Speaker 1: guy from brooklyn from sheep's head bay like people are
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: walking by they're just like it's it's like a it's
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: like a throwback culture of them like it's like cat
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: calling and shit like that and just like looking for
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: like they're like old school pussy.
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  Speaker 5: Hounds yeah it's a great sense of community it is.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: They're like yeah i'm getting paid by the mta right
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  Speaker 1: now they're just like bragging about like being on the
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: clock and getting paid about doing overtime sparky got me
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: a discount on the cigar he like walked he like
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: marched into the place.
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  Speaker 4: Did you see these guys and that and you said
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 4: i want to be part of that or did you
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: say i have a hankering for a cigar.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: I said i'm gonna go get a cigar i walked
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: over sparky was at the like bay walked across the
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: street walked in with me and the guy's like you
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: gotta you gotta hook my guy up basically begging the
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: the cigar workers and this cigar shop is like you're
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: in honduras like there's yeah you said that they're like
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: rolling yeah they're hand rolled they're hand rolling the cigars right.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: Across the street yeah yeah yeah or is it next
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 4: to the deli.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: Look at the cigars, bro. Look at the shop. They're
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: just like hand rolling them in there.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Just dapping everybody up. It was so nice.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 5: That's sick. Maybe I'll go smoke a cigar thereafter.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: It felt good. I just know if I come in
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: and smoke inside or like try and force cigars on
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: you guys, you guys aren't my cigar friends and that's okay.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 5: Whoa, I'm a big cigar.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: Those are my cigar friends out there.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 5: I live for the cigar.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: Every time I bring in a cigar, it's like I'm
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: pulling teeth.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 5: No, I'm always down to smoke the cigar. Francis hates
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 5: the cigar. you know you're not a cigar guy and
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 5: you can admit that that's fine.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: We need to get like hazmat suits that we can
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: smoke in so it doesn't stink us up so we
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: can safely smoke cigars.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 4: Well now that we finally have the ac working i
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: think it'd be nice to just fill the thing with
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: cigar smoke get the break it again.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: What's your ideal cigar smoking environment.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: Post golf round with a beer Outdoors? Outdoors on a patio.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: Outdoors on a patio. Okay. I mean, we could.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 5: Or up in the woods.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: I would do it up in the woods.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd love a cigar.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: Use the fire that I've built to light it.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: I guess we had no cigars... Well, I could have
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: done even light there, but... Huh?
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 5: No, no, don't worry about it.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 4: What the fuck did you say?
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 5: Don't worry about it.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: What was that you said there?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 5: I said you're probably going to get an uneven light
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 5: if you use the fire.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 6: But.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 5: I do love a cigar.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 4: I'm glad we dug for that.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 5: I like using a cigar later. I like smoking a
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 5: cigar outside. Oh, yeah. In the wilderness. After a long
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 5: day of fishing.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: See a nice noontime cigar on a Wednesday.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: One time Ronan and.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: I went to a dinner in a cigar bar with Large.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: With Large and his friend's dead dad.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 4: Not only could I not taste the food, my eyes
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 4: stung for a week.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, I love a cigar bar.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: My eyes were streaming from how much smoke there was.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: Eric Adams and Al Sharpton were in there.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 5: Cigar bars are really fun, actually. I went to a
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 5: cigar bar with Mook and Phoenix and it was like
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 5: We walked in. They got like a whole half the
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 5: bar is a cigar place. You go in there, you
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: pick out which stick you want, and then you go
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 5: to the bar, you pay for your stick. They get
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 5: you a torch, get you a cut, get you a brew.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 5: Having a blast.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like I don't even get to like I'll
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: have a cigar on one night of a vacation. But
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: it's just going to be me smoking it alone.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: Which is tough. Having a cigar in a cigar bar
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: with the fellas, that sounds amazing.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, at the bar, it's fun.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: Multiple drinks and multiple cigars back to back.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: That sounds fucking choice.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 5: It was a great time.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: Really fun. I couldn't smell. I think I had to
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: throw out the shirt that I had. I definitely did.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: I think I had to.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 4: I think I did the same.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: Dense.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, cigar smoke is so fucking strong. I remember
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: me and my friends used to smoke Swisher Sweets when
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 5: we were young. And then I would get in the
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 5: car with my parents after and be like, I hope
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 5: they can't smell me. It's like, they 1,000% could. For
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 5: like a week after. Yeah. Like 10 minutes prior, we're
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: smoking Black and Milds in the woods. Like, all right,
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 5: time for my mom to pick me up.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 4: Mouthfuls of dirt.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: She's just finding your smoke signal to drive to you
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: to catch you.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 5: I used to be like spraying down my clothes with Lysol.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 5: That's going to do it.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 4: That'll do. All right.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 5: We'll see you guys next week.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: Ron, any picks?
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 5: You're going to get a pick out there?
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: How about Rasheed Rice for Saquon?
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 5: It's actually not a bad play. But there needs to
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 5: be more. From you? I need Josh Allen.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: See, that's what I'm talking about, bro.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 5: Do you have James Cook? No. My pick, I'm going
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 5: to go... I'll give a pick for the Thursday game.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, what is it?
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 5: Give me Laporta.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 5: Give me Laporta.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: Laporta anytime?
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me go... Who are they playing?
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: The Bills.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: Give me Kincaid. Kincaid and Laporta. Love it.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 5: Okay, huge. All right, we'll see you guys next week.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: Goodbye.