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Age Ain't The Caption · Podcast - Big 98.7

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  Speaker 1: Yesterday I was on the couch with my wife Corey,
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  Speaker 1: and I felt my twenty four week old daughter I
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  Speaker 1: do a little.
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  Speaker 2: Kick twenty four weeks in you to row, that's right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And Corey was watching this show. I can never
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  Speaker 1: remember what is it like? Don't let age be the distraction?
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: What's the show called?
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  Speaker 2: Now? It's what's it's called? Age of Attraction?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: And it's basically about how all these people go to
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  Speaker 1: this like camp resort thing and you just find out
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  Speaker 1: who you're interested in, who you're not interested in. And
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  Speaker 1: there's only one rule in this show. You cannot ask
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  Speaker 1: the other person's age. Yes, And so of course there
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  Speaker 1: are people around the same age. And I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to spoil the show, but I'm going to talk about
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  Speaker 1: it a little bit. There's of course people around the
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  Speaker 1: same age who become attracted to each other and YadA, YadA, YadA,
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  Speaker 1: and then the show goes.
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  Speaker 3: Man, don't need you anymore.
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  Speaker 1: So what they do as they follow these couples who
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  Speaker 1: have quite an age gap yesterday, quite an age gap,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me. And yesterday, while watching this show, I had
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  Speaker 1: to have a conversation with my twenty four in uter
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  Speaker 1: a week old daughter and say, could you just please
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  Speaker 1: please wait till your thirty. I don't care what you
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  Speaker 1: do when you're thirty. I don't hear who you date,
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  Speaker 1: don't It does not matter to me, could you not?
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to see you on this show when
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  Speaker 1: you're twenty four?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so that's the thing I am in an age
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  Speaker 4: gap relationship. Mikey is twenty two years older than me. However,
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  Speaker 4: when he and I got together, I was well into
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  Speaker 4: my thirties and very well in Okay, you.
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  Speaker 2: Even have to add the very So there is an
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  Speaker 2: age gap there.
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  Speaker 4: But I was fully an adult, like the frontal lobe
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  Speaker 4: or whatever it is, fully developed for some time, Like
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  Speaker 4: I was an adult adult, and so.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very cool with age gap relationships.
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  Speaker 4: Clearly, I've always been attracted to older men, like that's
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  Speaker 4: my vibe. But when I see the big age gaps
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  Speaker 4: and it's someone in their twenties, especially before age twenty
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  Speaker 4: five with someone who's in their late forties or fifties
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  Speaker 4: or sixties, like that seems like a red flag to me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't get it.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like, as the dude, don't you see someone
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  Speaker 4: that young and like you picture them as like a child.
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  Speaker 2: It's like seeing a child.
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  Speaker 4: I can't imagine right now, at my big old age
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  Speaker 4: of thirty eight, I can't imagine seeing like a twenty
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  Speaker 4: one year.
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  Speaker 2: Old dude and being like, oh yeah, I want to date.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, that sounds so weird to me. Gabe, you're
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  Speaker 2: thirty what five thirty five? Do you see? Would you
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  Speaker 2: see yourself dating? Obviously, this is in like.
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  Speaker 4: You know, fake land, where you're not married and you
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  Speaker 4: don't have a kid on the way. Could you, as
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  Speaker 4: a thirty five year old man seriously date a woman
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  Speaker 4: who is in her twenties early twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Early no shot?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 1: And I was watching this show right and there, and I,
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  Speaker 1: once again I don't want to spoil a ton, but
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  Speaker 1: there is an age gap in here of thirty three years.
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  Speaker 3: In this show, there's a.
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  Speaker 1: Young woman in her later twenties and ends up with
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  Speaker 1: this gentleman in who is sixty. And I heard the
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  Speaker 1: number sixty, and I went, Angie.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, that is you.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Mike is sixty.
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  Speaker 3: But it's so much different.
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  Speaker 1: For whatever reason, I don't know why that doesn't bother
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  Speaker 1: me as much because she's about to be thirty and whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But there's this guy on this show who's thirty eight, right,
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  Speaker 1: a dude I would have went to school with high
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  Speaker 1: school my age guy. Yeah, and a twenty two year
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  Speaker 1: old lady. Now is there anything illegal about this? Obviously not.
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  Speaker 1: Are they doing anything really wrong?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, But there's something about that that bothers me more
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  Speaker 1: than thirty and sixty.
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  Speaker 3: Is that weird?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 2: Because I think twenty two.
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  Speaker 4: I think back to what I you know what, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm the perfect example. When I was twenty one, I
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  Speaker 4: dated a guy who was a personal trainer and a
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  Speaker 4: paramedic and a firefighter and he was so smoking hot
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  Speaker 4: and his name was Ted, but he was forty two.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy and so and it didn't.
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  Speaker 4: It didn't work out, obviously, But thinking back to that time,
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  Speaker 4: if we broke it, I broke it off because it
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  Speaker 4: did just feel weird to me because when it was
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  Speaker 4: just like we were kind of like making out and
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  Speaker 4: hooking up whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Cool.
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  Speaker 4: But then when it was like, are we gonna do
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  Speaker 4: a real relationship? I thought, you, sir, you're at a
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  Speaker 4: big age.
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  Speaker 2: To want anything to do with me.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, I'm only twenty one. Yeah, And so that didn't
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  Speaker 4: work out, so by Ted.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you have not seen the show, I
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  Speaker 1: am not a big reality watcher and I was kind
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  Speaker 1: of just on my phone while my wife was watching
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  Speaker 1: the show. It is pretty interesting though, to sort of
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  Speaker 1: follow along and hear these people explain why or why
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  Speaker 1: not this age gap thing is or will not work
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  Speaker 1: for that. So check it out on Netflix. It's one
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  Speaker 1: of the most popular shows on there right now. And
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  Speaker 1: I know after watching that yesterday, I had to have
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  Speaker 1: a conversation with my twenty four week gold in Uterow
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  Speaker 1: daughter that please don't be on this show at least
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  Speaker 1: until I'm way, way way older.
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  Speaker 6: Celebrating life's little victories victory every morning we practice gratitude
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  Speaker 6: on Big ninety eight points seven.
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  Speaker 1: If I could, I would keep this feeling in a
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  Speaker 1: plastic job, bust it out when it was someone's acting hard.
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  Speaker 6: I just really needed to win, you know, sure your
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  Speaker 6: little victories with us at seven oh one two eight
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  Speaker 6: A one ninety eight seven And Angie, it is beautiful
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  Speaker 6: Thursday today, Do you have a little victory for us
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  Speaker 6: this morning?
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  Speaker 4: I don't mean to be a hater to my own children,
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  Speaker 4: because I love them very much.
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  Speaker 2: However, However, it is spring.
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  Speaker 4: This is going on spring break for our public schools,
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  Speaker 4: and I dropped my kids off at the airport so
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  Speaker 4: they could fly far away and spend spring break with
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  Speaker 4: their dad, which means I have had a quiet, empty
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  Speaker 4: house all week where I can watch Prices Right reruns
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  Speaker 4: and grown up shows without having to worry about the
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  Speaker 4: kids being in the vicinity complaining about Prices Right or saying,
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  Speaker 4: h we want to be up in the living room,
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  Speaker 4: but I'm trying to watch a grown up show. Like.
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  Speaker 4: It's just so magical to have a break. Do I
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  Speaker 4: miss them? Absolutely? I have these moments where I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: I wish the kids were here, and Mike is like.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but they're gonna be back soon.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right, and you're gonna need a break, so just
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  Speaker 4: enjoy this while you can.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm trying to enjoy it. And it is.
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  Speaker 4: Quite the victory to have a kid free house for
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  Speaker 4: spring break.
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  Speaker 3: Even for just a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, even for just a little bit. Now by tomorrow
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  Speaker 2: I'll be like I need them all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, it's always fun for like a day, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: two five days?
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  Speaker 2: What about you, Gab, What is your little big my
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  Speaker 2: little victory?
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  Speaker 3: Glad to be back with you here.
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  Speaker 1: This morning yesterday was the wildest morning at my house
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  Speaker 1: where this wasn't this was why I was gone, But
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  Speaker 1: I had just a really, really sore throat. It was
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  Speaker 1: one of those where you're you feel like you're just
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  Speaker 1: swallowing glass all day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And if it was one of those things where I
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  Speaker 1: could go and maybe just sit and do nothing in
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  Speaker 1: my office and like not talk all morning, I probably
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  Speaker 1: could have done it. But there's nothing worse than when
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  Speaker 1: you are a radio broadcaster and something happens to your
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  Speaker 1: mouth or your face or your throat. That is just
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  Speaker 1: a nightmare situation. So we had that. But yesterday, my
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  Speaker 1: little victory is that my nose stopped bleeding yesterday on
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  Speaker 1: top of having just a horribly sore throat from weather.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's allergies or what, or the
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  Speaker 1: weather changing, but my house must be extremely dry, because
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  Speaker 1: I woke up at two three in the morning yesterday
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  Speaker 1: somewhere and I had a bloody nose for forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there googling. I'm like, well, at what
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  Speaker 1: point is like blood loss going to be an issue?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And I need to go to the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: Uh so clearly I needed to obviously get a humidifier going,
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  Speaker 1: so I did that yesterday and and I feel better.
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  Speaker 1: We're still not like fully there, but I feel a
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  Speaker 1: lot lot better today. So it's great to be back
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  Speaker 1: and not having a bloody nose always a plaid.
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  Speaker 2: You're back. I'm so glad you're back.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday, you know, I held down the floor as best
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  Speaker 4: I could. I want to confess something to you before
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  Speaker 4: a listener texts in and tells you I definitely did
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  Speaker 4: make fun of you. I said that Gabe is out
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  Speaker 4: with a sore throat, and while I totally believe he
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  Speaker 4: has a sore throw, I bet he's acting.
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  Speaker 2: Like a real baby about it because he's a man.
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  Speaker 3: That's all right. Didn't I send you something about that
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  Speaker 3: on Instagram or.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever the probably did. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, either way, glad to be back.
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  Speaker 1: Feeling pretty solid today here, and thank thankfully my nose
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  Speaker 1: stop leading, which is the strangest little victory I've ever
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  Speaker 1: I think shared in my life.
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  Speaker 2: A win is win, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you have been dealing with the time change,
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  Speaker 1: I know that was a little bit ago here, but
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  Speaker 1: you're still feeling like man, I cannot fall asleep when
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  Speaker 1: I want to. I'm not getting the quality of sleep
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  Speaker 1: I want. I have discovered this hack on social media.
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  Speaker 1: By I discovered, I mean, I just read about it,
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  Speaker 1: but I found it.
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  Speaker 3: For you here this morning. And this is genius.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, tell me genius.
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  Speaker 4: My focus for twenty twenty six is to work on
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  Speaker 4: my sleep hygiene aka getting enough sleep.
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  Speaker 2: So please impart your wisdom.
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  Speaker 1: Gamee, what do you use to fall asleep? What's your
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  Speaker 1: best kind of hack?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Seven oh one two eight zero one nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: Now I have not tried this, okay, but the reviews
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  Speaker 1: are in and people are saying, I am fifty years
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  Speaker 1: old and just discovering this. This is the greatest thing
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  Speaker 1: I've ever discovered to help me fall asleep. Okay, if
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  Speaker 1: you're struggling to sleep, this person suggests, try the reverse
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  Speaker 1: blink trick. All right, So if you have if you
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  Speaker 1: have your eyes closed, open your eyes every ten fifteen seconds,
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  Speaker 1: basically the opposite of a blink, and your brain sees
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  Speaker 1: it as you trying to stay awake, and it really
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  Speaker 1: just wants you to give up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Now I have not tried this, but.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna try shy. Now smart if I fall asleep
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  Speaker 2: during this show, Gabe.
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  Speaker 1: Although it works, Do you use anything to fall asleep injie?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any kind of hack? I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: know the one I do every single.
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  Speaker 2: Day you listen to Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 1: I actually don't even know if I could fall asleep
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  Speaker 1: without an audio book at this point. Yeah, because the
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  Speaker 1: silence would be so loud. Does that make sense?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that does make sense when you listen into it.
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  Speaker 2: Is it in your ear pod? Do you have your
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  Speaker 2: air pods in?
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  Speaker 3: No? No, it's just my phone like speaker.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. And your wife is fine with this.
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  Speaker 3: She needs it to fall asleep, now, oh she does.
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  Speaker 3: She trained. So that's why.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever on long car rides, yeah, you know, we're either
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  Speaker 1: listening to Big ninety eight point seven or if we're
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  Speaker 1: out of the signal range and we gotta throw on
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  Speaker 1: a book or whatever. Yeah, I can't put on Harry
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  Speaker 1: Potter because she will fall asleep in the car.
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  Speaker 2: Right well, and you might fall asleep driving exactly. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So that's my issue is that I used to do like.
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  Speaker 4: White noise, not white noise like ocean sounds, and what
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  Speaker 4: I guess that is white noise, and I don't do
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  Speaker 4: that now because I sleep with another person and I
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  Speaker 4: don't think Mikey would like that, would like that. But
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  Speaker 4: I can't sleep with my AirPods in and that doesn't work. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so I just kind of struggle and then hopefully fall asleep.
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  Speaker 4: So maybe this is I will try, you know what,
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  Speaker 4: mark my words at six forty two am tonight, I
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  Speaker 4: am going to try this reverse blinking method. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: I will report back, hopefully during little victories that it worked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to getting your research on that, Paul,
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  Speaker 1: do you have a hack to fall asleep?
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  Speaker 5: I usually just put on some old television show to
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  Speaker 5: fall asleep to. It has to be something I've seen
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  Speaker 5: a million times, though, so it's just background noise.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I used to do that too, but then I made
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  Speaker 4: the annoying decision to not have a television in my bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: Oh sure, and I'm regretting that.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I've tried to fall asleep to not Harry Potter books.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: And it doesn't work the same because I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what's coming next. It's almost like I'm learning something new
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  Speaker 1: in all these in any new book.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I've heard Harry Potter. So often it is the
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  Speaker 3: same thing exactly.
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  Speaker 2: That's what Paul is saying.
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  Speaker 4: It has to be something you've watched over and over,
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  Speaker 4: so you're not invested in what's happening exactly.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Jesse, what about you?
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  Speaker 5: I count backwards from three hundred and five threes. It's
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  Speaker 5: not sexy, it's not fun, but your brain gets so annoyed.
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  Speaker 2: It's just stressed off.
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  Speaker 5: That's never made it past like two hundred and thirty.
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  Speaker 1: That actually is really smart. I don't even know if
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  Speaker 1: I could do that. So to ninety seven to ninety
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  Speaker 1: four to ninety are you falling done?
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  Speaker 5: Bag wag wag wag wagwak to me the wag wag
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  Speaker 5: wag wag wag.
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  Speaker 1: There's a man in Indiana who holds the world record
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  Speaker 1: for seventy three years as a job of grave digging.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, this dude digs graves for a living.
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  Speaker 2: He's been doing for seventy three years, so.
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  Speaker 3: He's been at it a while. Yeah, how old is
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  Speaker 3: this man?
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  Speaker 2: This is insane?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And when you when you hear like grave digging, you're like,
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  Speaker 1: oh that's kind of creepy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, feels morbid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're hanging out in cemeteries a lot.
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  Speaker 4: I believe in the paranormal, So this job is an
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  Speaker 4: absolutely no for me.
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  Speaker 2: That's terrifying.
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  Speaker 1: See a job that, like likely I would never really
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  Speaker 1: want to do or could do because I'm a chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Seven oh one two eight zero one nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: And I love this question because for everybody the answer
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  Speaker 1: could be something different. Yes, what is the scariest job
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  Speaker 1: that you can think of? Seven oh one two eight
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  Speaker 1: zero one nine eight seven. Angie, what would your scariest
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  Speaker 1: job be?
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  Speaker 4: Anything to do with banking and somebody else's money?
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  Speaker 2: I do not trust myself.
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  Speaker 4: To count correctly, okay, like or even input numbers correctly
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  Speaker 4: of that, Like, I just don't trust myself. I feel
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  Speaker 4: like there would be a disconnect and it would be
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  Speaker 4: like you made this person.
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  Speaker 2: Lose millions of dollars, now they're homeless, and now they're homeless.
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  Speaker 4: I cannot anything with other people's money like that would
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  Speaker 4: be you're losing my own money. But I'm not trying
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  Speaker 4: to do that to someone. I would be fired immediately.
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  Speaker 4: Hire me at any Gate City Bank.
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  Speaker 2: That is not for me.
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  Speaker 3: That's not going to be the one up.
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  Speaker 1: No, we do have Dave on the phone, Dave, what
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  Speaker 1: would the scariest job be for you?
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  Speaker 3: Man? I think window washer is the scariest job out there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm terrified the heights, and I would not do well
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  Speaker 4: on a skyscraper.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of people who would not love that job.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Mikey, my boyfriend I we were talking about.
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  Speaker 4: We saw somebody washing windows the other day, but not
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  Speaker 4: high up because there wasn't like a skyscraper. And I
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  Speaker 4: had said to him, how much do you think people
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  Speaker 4: get paid that like wash windows on like the skyscrapers,
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  Speaker 4: And he said, not enough money.
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  Speaker 2: That's terrifying. He would not be down. That's the scariest
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  Speaker 2: to him. Give them all the money. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 2: they should make millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: If I had to have the scariest job, I think
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  Speaker 1: it would be anything to do with like snakes.
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  Speaker 4: Or oh you're not working at a zoo anytime.
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  Speaker 3: Anything to do with critters.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of right, so like big
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  Speaker 1: giant animals, I love no problem with them at all,
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  Speaker 1: but any like little twitchy kind of animal, they just
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: bother me and freaked me out. I'm already little in
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: twitchy too, little in twitchies don't make a rite, you
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: I like me.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: You called them critters, that's the perfect Yeah, I don't.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: You know, it's like raccoons. I'm not a big fan
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: of either. Sem makes just anything to do with small
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: like like a rodent removal or something like.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: I'm out on that.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: What about you, Audrey, bomb squad.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Imagine walking towards the thing that everyone else is running
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: away from and then deciding which wire to catch.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's not a job.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: That's a heart attack a woaiiting to happen.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of pressure. I mean, that is
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: a ton of pressure.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: It's a lot And if you've seen that, what if
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: you know, you know, text me seven to one to
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: one nine eight seven and just say that. You know,
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: there's an episode of grays Anatomy where Kyle Chandler from
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Friday Night Lights is someone on the bomb Squad and
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: there's something that happens in that episode I think everybody remembers.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: And no, absolutely not. That is the scariest job of
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: all time have all time.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: And it's not like it's call of duty, you know,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: it's not like you get a redo after you don't No,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: one back in.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: In the world of rules in gray Areas, one morning
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: show dares to ask the hard questions.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Is it illegal for a child to wear that much makeup?
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Is it legal? Understand, I understand it's funny as all
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: get out, but is.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: It even legal?
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: On Big ninety eight point seven.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: With March Madness heating up the Bison a very big
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: basketball game today against Michigan State at about three oh five,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I just have a friendly reminder that here in North Dakota,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: keep your brackets in your hand and your pants on
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: your body. Yes, it is one hundred percent illegal to
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: go streaking at.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: A basketball game here in North Dakota.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: And I know that's shocking for anyone who thought, you
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: know what, this close game needs me naked.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Turns out that's called.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Indecent exposure and also a great way to be tackled
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: by security before you even make it past half court.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: We're talking possible arrests, misdemeanor charges, and becoming that guy
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: on the news forever and honestly, in North Dakota, I'll
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: be honest with you, it is March Okay, you don't
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: want to be streaking anyway. That's not a halftime show
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: that's a cry for help. So enjoy the game here
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: on the Bison, and for everyone's stake, keep your jersey
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: on as well as your pants.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Gabe, I got a breast reduction, and I was thinking
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: this would be the time. How am I gonna showcase
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: the new tweens? But apparently streaking is a league.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Well, Angie, you met your ex's new thing. I did
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: be a face time at least I.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Did be a FaceTime So my kids were going over.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: They they're there right now.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: It's spring break, and so the kids were going to
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: go spend it with their dad. However, their dad has
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: a new lady in his life and they live together,
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: and so just you know, I'm I want to know
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: who's going to be around my kid. That's fair, right,
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: So he was like, yeah, that makes sense.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: When do you want to meet her?
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: We live in different states, so it was always going
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: to be a FaceTime call. So I was nervous for
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: this FaceTime call because I'm a ridiculous person and I
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: wanted her to think that I was hot and cool
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: and interesting and funny.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: So wow, I'm glad that was what first came to mind. Yeah,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: so not not anything important. I guess she's nice or kind.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it was all about me how I wanted
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: to be perceived.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Well, the thing is is that I trust my ex
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: in that I don't think he's gonna bring some terrible
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: human being around our kids.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: We co parent just fine.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: So it was yeah, I just needed to meet her,
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: so I knew just in case of anything, like if
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: I have to contact her whatever. So we jump on
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: this FaceTime call and let me tell you, she is
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: a gorgeous she's so hot. And I had stalked her
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Facebook page. I had stalked her Facebook page before. She's
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: not on Instagram, obviously. I tried to figure out what
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: she looked like before this, so I stalked her page.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: But all of her photos on Facebook were older, almost
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: like ten years old, and so you know, all one
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: can happen in ten years. But from those photos, I thought, well,
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: she's a smoke show great.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: So when I do meet her, I have to look
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: my best.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: I will say I looked maybe not my best, but
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: I looked very presentable. I thought I did a decent job,
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: like I dressed for the occasion and did my hair
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: and put makeup on.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: I don't even do that for Mikey yeah or me yeah.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: No, but we jump in the call and the first
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: thing and no, she's maybe even hotter than the photos.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: So she's aging great, she has excellent hair. She was
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: so sweet. She also has a dog.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: So she introduced me the dog because the kids are
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: going to be around her dog.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: And we had a really great chat and everything was fine,
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: and every time I went I did admit to her
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: that I stalked her on Yeah, yeah, I said, I
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: had debated telling you this, but I did stalk you
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: to see what you look like.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: And oh my gosh, you're so hot.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: And she thought that that was nice, or she made
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: it seem like she thought it was nice and not psycho.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: In fact, I said, I don't want you to think
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I'm some psycho and then she said.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, there's like a.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Spectrum of psycho and I said, yeah, I'm the fun kind,
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: that's right, And she said that she could see that.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Who knows if she's lying to play game me.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but the whole interaction went really well.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: What I'm having trouble processing is that I liked her
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: so much that I.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Want to be friends with her, like for real.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: But I don't know if that would be awkward for
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: her or for my ex, Like, hey, I know you
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: guys are dating, but can she and I be besties?
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: I really like cand Yeah, can we go on a
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: play date? So I'm glad that it wasn't, you know, terrible,
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: But also I gotta up my game.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I need to get hotter just so.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: That, like I'm at least on par I don't want
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: my ex to say he upgraded.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Well, I think you know what if you don't know this,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: behind the scenes, our Angie is now on, strangely enough,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: a bit of a health journey.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was motivation.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: I had already decided because now that I have my
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: breast reduction, I was like, I'm want to get in shape.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: I'm want to look the best I have ever looked
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: and feel the best I've ever felt. And then I
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: met her and I was like, cool, I need a
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: fast track that immediately exactly. So I'm gonna go work
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: out after.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: The show today.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I think the next time I'm gonna see
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: her is in the summer when my kids go back
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: to spend time with their dad in the summer. So
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: I just want her to see me and think, Wow,
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: she's so stunningly beautiful. I want to be friends with her.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: So if you catch Angie, if you see her, you
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: know she's out on a walk, you're driving by, you
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: see Angie walking.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Maybe you catch her at the gym.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can just know that that is not because
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: she wants to feel and look better for herself. It's
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: so that her ex's new girl thinks she also is hot.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's our Angie. That's the Angie we know and love.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: This girl is all fun.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: It's a girl thing is tomorrow. And I know that
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: you're dying to go, Gabe, but you're not a girl.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: And so I'm gonna quiz you on a couple things.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: And if you can pass this quiz, then maybe we'll
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: give you a pass.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, I like this.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Okay. Do you know what a jade face roller is?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: The silence is deafening?
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Ah, you know?
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Is it like a roller like when you are trying
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: to paint for your face?
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: No, Gabe, No, it's it's a skincare tool and it's
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: dual ended, and it like you use it to gently
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: massage your face and increase circulation and like help with
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: lymphatic drainage.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Is all this mean nothing to you?
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: What about? Is it like a lint roller?
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: No?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, on to the next. Do you know what a
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: highlighter is?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Yep, that's what I would put in my notes for
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: things I had to remember. Boom done incorrect. You also
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: got that wrong.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Highlighter.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: It's like a shimmery stick that you roll on your
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: face to highlight your features.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: On your face.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: All right, well so you got that wrong.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: You're oh for too? What about? Have you ever used
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: a tanning mit?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Yes? I have?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: In what capacity? Would you do with that?
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: That is what is under my stove?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: And then I grab to get hot items out of
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: this out of the stove.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: It happens wrong.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: No, the tanning may is so that you don't get
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: self tanner all over your hands when it's the cold
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: months in Fargo and you need to.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Get yourself a self tanned So all that.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: To say because I don't get to go, Yeah, you
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: don't get to go.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: These are all girl things.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: You got them wrong, and so you are not invited
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: to It's a girl thing, which is tomorrow at the
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Holiday Inn at four thirty to seven thirty pm. You
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: are invited to It's a girl Thing. So if you
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: haven't gotten your tickets, get your tickets now. It's a
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: girl Thing Fargo dot com. General admission is only ten bucks.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: If you wait and.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: You get them at the door, it's fifteen bucks. So
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: save yourself some money and head to the website right now.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: It's a girl Thing Fargo dot com. It's gonna be
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: a great time and lift hormone and Lift health. Hormone
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Clinic has Carrie Solberg who's gonna give us a mini
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: seminar about our hormones, our energy levels, what we can
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: do to fix that, and clearly.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: That does not apply to you, Gabe.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: No.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: There's also going to be a fashion show with over
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: eighty looks, and especially as the seasons are changing, we
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: need to figure out what our wardrobes are gonna be.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: There's a drink samples because of cutwater canned cocktails, there's
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: food tasting. I mean, it's a whole girl's night out,
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: So get your group chat, coordinate with your girlies, and
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: get yourself to It's a Girl Thing tomorrow.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: I kind of like this game.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: By the way, if you want to text me at
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: seven oh one two eight zero one nine eight seven
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: after going to It's a Girl Thing Fargo dot com
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: to grab your grab your tickets for It's a Girl Thing. Yeah,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: text me some of these lady items and I will
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: honestly text back whether I know what it is or not.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: I think I could do a little bit better. As
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: the day goes on.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I think you're gonna fail miserably. So please put him
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: to the test.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Starting off the day with something good.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: This is Gabe's good news on Big ninety eight point seven.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Clint to Gilbertson, a fire chief, National Guard Master Sergeant
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and instructor at North Dakota State College of Science, was
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: named North Dakota Fire Instructor.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Of the Year.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: And what makes this even crazier is this is in
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: just his second year of teaching. Oh wow, it sounds
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: like a guy kind of found his calling here. He's
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: making a strong impact by focusing on hands on training
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: and real world preparation for future firefighters. Nominated by his students,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Gilbertson emphasizes that success in firefighting comes from training, not guesswork.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: His program is growing, with plans to expand facilities and
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: enrollment next year. So congratulations to Clint. Yeah, very very cool,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: and I wish I always kind of wanted to like
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: do the like a firefighter training like class, just a
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: to see if you can do it, and then b
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: you can probably learned something like I know a lot
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: of us sit here and go if there's a fire
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: at my house, I know exactly what I would do.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: And it's like, well, yeah, I know exactly what I
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: would do.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Die.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, You really don't until you unless you practice
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: and or are in a situation like that. So I
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: might have to hit up Clint here and see if
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I could do a class. That'd be yeah, I love that.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Do that.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: The world is full of nice people. If you can't
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: find one, you gotta be one.