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Bubble Tea Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 4.30.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. Now, something completely different.
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Oh, this is annoying. These kiss -ass, psycho
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-fan, parasocial, Megan Thee Stallion fans are
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trying to place a curse on Klay Thompson. You're
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a loser! You're probably sucking bad ass. Clay
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lost the game. Clay has no fame. Oh, yeah, totally
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didn't win four friggin' championships. He go
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to, like, six finals and is top 75 of all time.
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Yeah, just because you don't watch basketball.
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Know what I mean? Deadly squad, honey. Clay has
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no goals. He has no goals? He went to Dallas
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to win a championship, you dummy. Show your...
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Go clean your kid's diaper. Clay has to cough.
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Can't find a... Clay wants to shoot. Can't find
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the ball. That's kind of true. Megan is joyful.
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Megan is free. She's a bust out. And a career
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side chick. Megan is outside, twerking on one
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knee. Megan wears a wave, but she's not that
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pretty. Megan is happy. Okay, so it's Clay Thompson.
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Dude's got like nine figures in his bank account.
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Shut up! Alright, alright, alright. Oh yeah,
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she totally knows who you are, hottie. I'm sure
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you're totally in her top nine on the text messages.
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You'd be lucky to have sex with a bald guy. You
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ain't that attractive, honey. Shut up. I don't
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want to talk about Joy Taylor. She's annoying.
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Joy Taylor was a side chick at Fox Sports 1.
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I got fired for it. But because every guy in
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the media wants to plow her, no one questions
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her on it. And she said that people should just
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not cheat. You were a product of cheating, honey!
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You literally were banging people that were in
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relationships! Shut up! Meg Thee Stallion has
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ended her relationship with Klay Thompson, which
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absolutely swept the internet. Yeah, you know,
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like how you got yours in cinnamon. So, here's
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my overall philosophy. What an annoying voice
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if she's not on TV. Learned life motto. is don't
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be a sidekick. And standpoints on cheating. Don't.
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Alright. She learned her lesson, costed her her
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career. Now she's doing an Andrew Tate type podcast.
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Resumes in on her face. Ah, you know that face
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isn't painted like a Picasso. If I wanted to
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have sex in the next five to ten minutes, because
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I am a professional that I won't smack you right
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in your fucking mouth. I think we do think you
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would do that. You're annoying! It's been a long
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couple of days for me. I was on the road. Oh,
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yeah! She probably left her vibe right around.
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I'm on my social, but I have a child now. Meg
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Vestalian has ended her relationship. Did she
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adopt a kid? Oh, my God! Joy Taylor has a child
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now? What a terrible role model. Did you know
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Mommy got famous because she ruined relationships?
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Oh, yeah. Let me hit this button right here.
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Mm -hmm. What a sleepy frickin' Thursday it is.
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Oh, my God. It's only going to be sleepier as
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I work with the MJ Morning Show Friday, Monday,
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and Tuesday, which I'm excited about. But that
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445 AM alarm. Are you ready? Because I'm freaking
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annoyed with something, and I'll tell you in
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a second. Ah! Life is annoying. Attention, FM
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DJs, your morning show prep begins now. A sick
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person with a powerful tool. Welcome to Happy
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Hour. door is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's
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mom and you're listening to hoppy hour welcome
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back to hoppy hour with ryan hoppy yes now no
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no no no if i hit this button boom the whole
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program's gonna start okay we'll hit it all right
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man was so big and now something completely different
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hoppy hour starts in four three two hoppy hoppy
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hoppy this is hoppy hour with hoppy Hi. Freaking
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and I. Bye. headphone but doing that thing where
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it was going like this and i was recording earlier
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so annoying to get new headphones grumpy and
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i was going to kava house to get some kava and
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there's a stop sign on the side of the parking
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lot to like get back on the fourth street and
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this car was like waiting you know to turn and
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this crazy broad and it's like suv I could have
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been closer to the car at the stop sign to let
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me in. You know, it'd be common courtesy. But
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you're stupid. And what happened? I kind of drove
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around her to get in, and then she just psychotically
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began yelling, ah, ah. And I'm like, ah, so that's
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the type of day we're doing today. Van nine.
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Then I get out, and people are like, what did
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you do to her? I'm like, nothing. She's a dumb
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broad. Shut up. it's time for hoppy's inbox only
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on hoppy hour with ryan hoppy so i did a video
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about donald rowling defending michael jackson
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and someone commented meanwhile you voted for
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trump i guess you'll let him around your kids
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that made me a little man i said i don't vote
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for trump i can think michael jackson's a pedophile
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and so is our president What about Megan Thee
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Stallion? She needs to not bring up Clay Thompson's
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name. What about the passing of my friend Pete
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Gastonis? Rest in peace, buddy. I loved your
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post. They will live on forever as you. And then
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the picture of me and MJ from the MJ Morning
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Show. Now Michael Jackson, the good MJ. It said,
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wow, I can't believe how tall he is. And I this
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message. To my woman named For the Love of KV.
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She did the video of her trying to put a hex
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on Klay Thompson over her parasocial pathetic
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relationship with Megan Thee Stallion. Hi. I
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came across your post and noticed it includes
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my content from my TikTok, which I am the sole
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owner of. I'd prefer that my work isn't reposted
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without my permission. I kindly ask that this
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is taken down. I'll let that sit there. I got
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you! But you know it's stupid to put a hex on
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a player that you don't care about. And frankly,
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if he wanted to have sex with you, you would
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put out, honey. Shut up. Today is not the day
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to mess with me. I'm not going to, like, threaten
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people, but I'm not in a good mood. ChadGBTA
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sent it to us last night. You should be careful.
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I don't care. We're all going to die. Have magazine
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or body or be sane when we're dead, okay? The
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opinions of KV don't matter. If I have to take
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down the video, which I'm not, it's going to
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have to be a strike. Whatever. You're an annoying
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hag that does videos for attention. Shut up.
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Anyway. What do we got here? Can you tell I'm
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a little grumpy? No, I'm not in the best of mood.
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And I'm having to, thank God to my boss, Speedy,
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I'm having to use these old school, small headphones
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that only work in one ear. Yeah, this is a real
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rock star. Shut up, we have here. Isn't it? It's
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great. Clavicular is getting sued because he's
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a loser. Clavicular is being sued for battery
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fraud. And more by another lux -maxing influencer
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that goes... I'm so sick of that lux -maxing
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term. It's called taking care of yourself, you
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morons. ...by Allora Ziva. She's a hot piece
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of ass, isn't she? Claims that the first time
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she met Clive in person was at his parents' house
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in Massachusetts, where she was allegedly served
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excessive amounts of alcohol. Oh, yeah! And is
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accusing Clive of having sex with her while she
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was unable to give consent. That's not good.
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She also claims she woke up in the morning to
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him again having sex with her without her consent.
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That's not good. She... He claims they did not
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speak for months afterwards. Yeah, I don't know
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what you would say to that autistic moron. Until
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they ran into each other in Miami and Clav invited
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her to join his stream. Hey, you wanna come on
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the show? He alleges that Clav and his friends
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snorted a white powdery substance. Ah, cocaine!
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While on the way to the stream, which she refused
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when offered dirt. Why are you hanging out with
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him after he banged you when you're concerned?
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That's where you messed up. During the stream,
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he injects Aqualix into her face, which you can
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see him doing right here. What a weird guy. And
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she alleges that he streamed this without her
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permission. Oh, well, okay. Well, that's stupid.
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Having sex without the permission is one thing,
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but you're on his show. You know he's going to
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film it. You're on his fucking show. What are
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you talking about? Shut up. Speaking of shut
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up, this annoying hag. Yeah, I'm not in a good
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mood today. Erica Kirk discusses the Drewski
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video, which, by the way, Drewski never said
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it was you. You're just telling on yourself,
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you dumb hag. And I wake up to a new headline
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lying about me. It never said your name. You're
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telling on yourself. Mm -hmm. It could be any
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conservative woman that exploits her husband's
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assassination. Shut up. I have comedians dressing
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up in whiteface. I love how she's saying she's
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against whiteface while she's wearing all black.
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I have people saying I'm not fit to be CEO. You're
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not. You're dumb. You're just doing it for the
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money. You're a former Trump girl. The merit
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of God is famous and you had nothing in common
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with. I don't believe you're religious. It's
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phony. Shut up. And I have Candace Owens claiming
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I murdered my husband. Yeah, and then you got
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Candace Owens who's probably had sex with Charlie.
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Charlie probably cheated on Erica because she's
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so freaking annoying. Mm -hmm. And the list goes
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on and on. And on. And you're a cloud -chasing
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moron. And on. God, I am wrong. So she's mad
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about that. You're stupid. I'm sorry. You did
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not pick the right day to post a video that I
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can make fun of. Pooh Shiesty's right -hand man
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was granted a release from prison. Pooh Shiesty
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isn't that. They're really using Pooh Shiesty
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as an example. Birdman's nephew, Bezo187. I'm
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sure he's never murdered anybody. Says the guys
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around NBA, young boy, call him Pops. There you
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go. Riveting snow. Isn't your life better off
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now that you know him? All right, here's this
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annoying ass woman. Here's Bonnie Blue. Mm -hmm.
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It's so 20. No, not Bonnie Blue. It's Lily Phillips.
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This is so 2025. Lily Phillips addresses their
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beef with Bonnie Blue. Are you friends with Bonnie
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Blue? I'm not, no. You're not? No, I'm not friends.
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Why is that? We just don't really get on. They're
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the same. And you're like a hotter version of
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Carmen from the Kelta show. Hi. You wouldn't
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actually expect that. When it comes to work,
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we have something hotter. Do you think it's more
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of like a competitive? It's weird when he's like
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British. podcasters interview bonnie or uh lily
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phillips they have like this very dark energy
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about them like hatred or do you think it's just
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like just don't like each other just i just don't
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think i haven't not in like maybe a year all
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right what are you gonna talk about oh it's blood
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the same guy kai trump who's kind of a cutie
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even though it's weird she's born in like oh
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seven or whatever She opens up about being judged
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because of her last name. I mean, hey, some people
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don't like me. She has that teenager voice. That's
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kind of creepy. Pretend the world doesn't like
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me because of my last name. But they don't actually
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know me. Yeah, you know, I'm not a pedophile
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like my grandpa. I'm hoping if people actually
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give me a shot and not look at the last name,
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then I won't have any ops, but we'll see. Here's
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Logan Paul doing the kiss -ass interview. Does
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that happen often? Are people screaming shit
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at you? I've had one time I was out in public
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and someone literally walked up to me. She's
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telling me that my grandma sucks. I'm like, well,
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thank you so much for taking the time of your
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day to. He does suck though. I'll be honest.
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As rude as that is, it ain't fun. Brandy gives
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some flowers to Kalani as a singer. Thank you
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for being on my album. No, you got me forever.
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And I'm just so again, so proud of you. Hey,
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Brandy likes Kalani's music. Isn't that great?
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fucking irritated today. Jack Harlow was seen
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complimenting Ice Spice's picture online. She
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got a little flabby ass, doesn't she? The type
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of ass when you're hitting it from behind goes...
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Larsa Pippen wants to be under Bachelorette.
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Of course she does. She has no other redeeming
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talent. Not at all. This annoying woman keeps
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talking. There's this UK podcaster, Madame Joyce,
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Madame Joyce, whatever her stupid name is. Yeah,
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Madame of nothing. She says that Klay Thompson
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got famous on a global scale because of Meghan.
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As if that's a good thing. He was famous with
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the right circle. He was famous with the people
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that mattered being NBA players. Not. You know,
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Megan Thee Stallion fans, they live a parasocial
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relationship. Didn't know Klay Thompson before
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Meg Thee Stallion. Yeah, because you live in
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Britain, but they don't watch NBA or have proper
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teeth. Didn't know Stefan Diggs before Cardi
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B. Okay. Yeah, no one knew who Stefan Diggs was,
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one of the best wide receivers. You just don't
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watch sports, honey. And while these guys have
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more money than these girls, these girls have
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social and global influence. this is what's wrong
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with the modern day woman is they want all the
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influence and they get mad when people respond
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because you're putting out public statements
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shut up meg the stallion made clay a global star
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does he want that though does he want annoying
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women like you bitching at him shut up whether
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he wants to admit or not these men like to use
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these women for come ups oh yeah he was definitely
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coming for social status because like don't ever
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get it twisted girl Don't get it twisted. You're
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never going to find a man. You're a nine. Social
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currency is still a currency. No, it's not. If
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you think social currency is a currency, you're
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not a woman you want to date. you're a girl you
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have sex with and you immediately regret it and
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you're like oh god i had sex with her what was
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i fucking thinking dad if you are well known
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in your circle and you are well respected a guy
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can use that for social karma because being with
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you makes him look good oh god you're annoying
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you know during argument she remembers things
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from like february she just is like you know
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puts it in her brain and stores it make the Stallion
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is dating him. He must be popping. She must have
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really got cheated on. She must have just laid
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there like a dead fish, brought nothing to the
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bedroom, and now she's been hooked. He must be
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giving gas. You need to be very, very careful
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because guys are users just like girls. That's
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fair. I'd say girls are using more. Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, nine. Here's Lado talking about being pregnant.
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I forgot. It was an accident. I didn't know Tita
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had a story. Bro. So I had just shot the video.
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I'll do that. Now you. So her aunt didn't know
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she was pregnant. She likes that big D energy.
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Donald Trump tells the NASA administrator that
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he has beautiful ears. Locating NASA's headquarters
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out of D .C. once the lease is up. States like
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Texas, Ohio, and Florida. Well, the best man
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to tell you that is the man standing right over
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here. You heard that question? With those beautiful
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ears of yours? He's got great hearing, you know.
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He's got super hearing. Trick of the trade, sir.
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It's like a real -life episode of The Office,
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only it's not funny. There's a picture going
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around of Cardi B and Stefan Diggs and Stefan
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Diggs is holding their kid. Wow. The first time
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you held your kid. Here is Javadala Baila discussing
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the truth about single moms. This idea that women
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aren't celebrated when they enter. They're celebrated.
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Single mothers are celebrated. incredibly often
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all the time and i always say here listen if
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you find yourself in a precarious situation as
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a woman your husband dies i mean horrible things
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heaven forbid anywhere that happen you are in
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an abusive relationship, right? You might find
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yourself as a single mom doing the best you can
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and that's okay, right? But you shouldn't strive
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for that. Now you have women striving for that.
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Like, oh, I don't need a man. I don't want a
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man. I don't want to have to answer to a man.
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I'm going to - I don't want to listen to you.
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Blah, blah, blah. Today is National I'm Irritated
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Day. Here's Nick Cannon talking about losing
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his virginity at 13 during a church lock -in.
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Virginity at a church lock -in. What's a lock
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-in? Oh, yeah. Church where you're losing your
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virginity? No way! What's a church lock -in?
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So, yeah, I mean... This is so funny. I actually
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wrote a movie about it, that movie School Dance.
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It was where you live in a bad neighborhood to
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protect the kids. And normally it would be at
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a church or something like that. They would take
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all the kids from the neighborhood and lock them
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in on like Friday night into Saturday. OK. And
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so and it was just like a free for all. Oh, yeah.
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That's not good. It just became like because
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it was all of these kids. It's probably like
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two or three chaperones. And of course, we was
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at the, you know, the church. So. Everybody that
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you would see, you know, at Wednesday night service
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or on Sunday mornings, this was a time that you
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kind of got to be. All right, so he got exploited.
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No wonder he's so sexual. He got touched. Mm
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-hmm. Oh, yeah. Megan Thee Stallion is in good
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spirits and took a shot off a woman's chest.
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Mm -hmm. If you're having to deal with that,
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no wonder he cheated on you. And for the streets,
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yeah, Boston! And he probably won in that situation.
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Lil Tajay says he has no beef with Offset. I
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ain't got no beef with nobody, brother. My album's
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coming out on May 1st. I'll be sure not to listen
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to it. They just think you would stand for TJ.
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I'm going to have a lot of controversial s**t.
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I want some controversial s**t between the album.
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Controversial S. I'm sure it's mumble rap like
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everyone else. Oh, here's a stupid boomer of
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the day. Let me do a little PSA. I don't think
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every boomer is stupid, just the one in politics.
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Senator Lindsey Graham says there's no return
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to Disneyland on his calendar. Have you got any
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plans for next week? Obviously, Congress is up.
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A lot of campaigning. A lot of campaigning. Oh,
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yeah, good. What are we doing? I'm so done with
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politicians. You're stupid! You're welcome to
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join us. I'm good. I'll be around D .C. I know
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last break we saw you at Disney World. Are there
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any plans for Disney World this break? No, I'm
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going to go to Disney World. Alright then. I
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need that cut. Boomers are like, wait for us
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to get cut? There's something that's ruining
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relationships more than cheating. You want to
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know what's quietly killing more relationships
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than cheating ever could? What? The tone. Not
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the big dramatic fights. Not the lies. Not the
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betrayal. I would say those are pretty bad too.
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Just the everyday tone of voice that a woman
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uses with her man. Alright. I don't know if that's
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actually true. That's kind of stupid. Here's
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a woman going off on short, man. I'm sure she's
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going to dial on. Yeah, stop it. Mm -hmm. 856
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-49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. Did people
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stop drinking milk? Because why is every single
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man short? I feel bad for short guys. They always
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come up to me. Oh, it must be so nice being tall.
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Yeah, it's nice when the women like me, but even
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then, if a girl likes me for being tall, she's
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vapid. I swear I'm not that tall. Every time
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I get measured, it's 5 '8", but I'm now thinking
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maybe 5 '9". I don't know. I'm like being gaslit
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on my own height. But I wear, let's say, three
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inch foreign shields. Okay, six feet. I'm six
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feet tall when I go out. Why am I looking above
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everyone? All right, good luck not finding your
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true love because nothing's good enough for you,
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honey. Be prepared to live off of daddy's money.
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Here is a woman describing what a woman wants
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from a man. This is all we want. We want a man
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who acts like a man, who's manly, who takes care
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of things. Leader, I don't need you to kill an
24:33
alligator with your hands, but I need to feel
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so feminine around you because you are so masculine.
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Well, you are a hot piece of ass, so that'd be
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the plan. That I can turn my brain off because
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I know you've got it. Oh, yeah. I got it with
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you all night, baby. 856 -49 -HOTBEAT. It's 856
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-494 -6773. Here's what you do when a woman starts
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pulling away. This hot ass woman with big boobs.
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This is how she wants to tell you. Do when a
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woman starts pulling away. Let her go. Don't
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chase. If she's pulling away, even if it's a
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game, she's probably not right for you. I would
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agree with that. There's a few girls I was talking
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to that did not I like my podcast content. I'm
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like, bye. Good luck being single at 40. And
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if it's a genuine rejection and she's not interested
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in you, you're better off walking separate paths
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anyway. Most men are coming from such scarcity
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that they're so afraid of losing her. They get
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so heartbroken when they schedule a date and
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she doesn't show up. She stops texting. All right.
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Those European accents, nothing wrong with them.
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But when they're giving out dating advice, you're
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talking about sex, it comes off very passive
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-aggressive. Oh, yeah. Here's Lana Rhodes talking
25:50
to Adam 22 about being in porn. So crazy. It's
25:53
crazy. They like brainwash you. They brainwash
25:57
you to think that what you're doing is so important.
25:59
Oh, yeah. Taking a load to the face. Yeah, you're
26:03
a real savior. In reality, it's important to
26:05
their wallet. yeah so these are young girls impressionable
26:09
girls and they're making you think that these
26:11
awards are so great that it's like you know like
26:13
the highest achievement and that like these showcases
26:16
you're like changing the world and whatever if
26:20
you think i'm trying to be clean here but all
26:24
the things that are happening in an x -rated
26:25
movie if you think that's important you're stupid
26:27
here's a woman saying we need to start shaming
26:32
women the reality is that if a man's a loser
26:35
Society reinforces that. If a woman's a loser,
26:38
society does not reinforce that. Okay. And what
26:41
is your solution? Start telling women that they're
26:44
losers. I don't support that word. If you think
26:48
using the R word is the right decision, you're
26:50
a moron. And I don't. I like you. Candace Owens
26:56
is going after Erica Kirk. Of course she is.
26:58
What else would she have? Jim Jones says, you
27:03
got to watch how you eat. bananas around these
27:06
and then said the n -word i guess there was a
27:08
picture going around of jim jones eating a banana
27:10
really sexually 856 49 happy that's 856 -494
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-6773 you can tweet at me at ryan happy radio
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you can always email me ryan happy radio at a
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gmail a dot a com Right here is a very interesting
27:32
clip. WNBA star Lexi Brown calls out Klay Thompson
27:36
and Megan Thee Stallion for being silent while
27:39
she receives death threats over an affair rumor.
27:42
Me and Klay do know each other because we both
27:45
play professional basketball. I would have considered
27:48
him a friend. I do not know Megan Thee Stallion
27:51
at all. I don't know why it's so funny to me.
27:57
Today, I'm still the only person that has denied
28:02
this entire situation of my involvement and claimed
28:05
that this is 100 % false. And the fact that I'm
28:09
still the only one that is defending my name,
28:13
I have no idea how to process that. All right.
28:19
That would suck if you're just getting drawn
28:21
in with the sign checks. Adam Carolla defends.
28:26
Jimmy Kimmel and says that people need to lighten
28:30
up about the jokes. I used to love Adam Carolla.
28:33
He was my hero. He is so freaking insufferable.
28:36
It's ridiculous. Lakers Governor Jenny Buss donated
28:40
a lot of money to Spencer Pratt's mayoral candidate.
28:46
I would not be surprised if he actually became
28:48
mayor. I could see that happening. Joe Francis
28:52
had a baby via surrogate. Oh, yeah. That's the
28:56
guy I want to have as a father. The guy that
28:57
created Girls Going Wild. AOC says we've had
29:03
a gay president. Corey Feldman was nodded to
29:07
Michael Jackson premiere and was mad about it.
29:10
Kelsey Ballerini and Chase Stokes hang out post
29:13
-breakup. They're obsessed with each other. They
29:17
need to stay together. Why pretend like you don't
29:23
like each other when you keep going back? You
29:25
know how I say you never go back to your exes,
29:27
but if you continually go back, there's probably
29:29
something there. Time for royal family and Kardashian
29:32
news. Roars and Kardashians, dumb Nepo villains
29:50
Crowns made of clout, castles built on fame Reality's
29:53
a circus, everybody's fair game Paparazzi snappin',
29:56
like lions in the zoo Golden spoons in their
29:59
mouths, they don't chew No hustle, just a hand
30:02
-me -down throne Earn nothing, but they claim
30:05
the zone Royal family, Kardashian crew Nothin'
30:09
new, just the same old view Naples babies, ridin'
30:12
on a silver spoon Turn the dial Oppies breakin'
30:16
the tune Boy your family, Kardashian crew Nothin'
30:19
new, just the same old view Nipple babies, ridin'
30:23
on a silver spoon Turn the dial, oppies breakin'
30:26
the tune King Charles with his face on a pound,
30:30
but no way to the wisdom, just a hollow sound.
30:32
Kims and pop, make up and scandals, selling us
30:36
drama like lit birthday candles. Suits and tiaras,
30:39
fake realities bloom, from Buckingham halls to
30:42
Calabasas rooms. Hoppy's mic sharp, cut through
30:45
the facade, dropping bars heavy, no applause
30:47
for the fraud. Radio waves, truth in the static,
30:51
calling out the fakes. Systematic, from palaces
30:54
to mansions, all the same. Oh, yeah. Let's see
31:05
what the hell is going on. All right. I hear.
31:13
It's going to be the most riveting headline of
31:17
all time. Khloe Kardashian is shutting down any
31:20
contact between mom Kris Jenner and her ex -husband,
31:24
Lamar Odom. Yeah, I had a few breakups and my
31:27
mom kept talking to the ex and you're like, mom,
31:29
stop. In the new Netflix documentary, Untold,
31:33
The Death and Life of Lamar Odom, Lamar admitted
31:36
to marrying the Kardashian star for her fame.
31:38
Now she's making it clear that there's no way
31:41
forward for their friendship. Yeah, I would agree
31:44
with that. On the April 29th episode of her Chloe
31:47
Wonderland podcast, she said she hasn't received
31:50
an apology from him. She's not. He's a loser.
31:53
And that bridge is now burned. Yeah, I would
31:56
say that was kind of it. He's a bitter guy. Here
32:00
she speaks. Here is Kris Jenner speaking on her
32:03
25 year age gap with Corey Gamble. Called a cougar.
32:10
Are you a cougar? No. No, you are. Am I? Are
32:14
you okay? No. Corey is like 30 years younger
32:18
than you. He's 25 years younger than me. Okay.
32:22
25. Okay, so I kind of like a cougar. And I think
32:25
you're more than a cougar. Right. You're a pimp.
32:29
Cougar. 25 is like, oh, all right, girl. There
32:34
you go. What a weird family. My family, we're
32:37
like Roman Catholic. We don't talk about our
32:38
sex lives. That's a little weird. Mm -hmm. David
32:42
Beckham is praising King Charles's recent address
32:45
to the United States Congress. Who's a bigger
32:48
douchebag, Prince Charles or David Beckham? The
32:52
retired soccer player took to Instagram on April
32:56
29th to applaud the monarch's recent speech,
32:59
where he. All right, I'm getting bored. Now that's
33:01
saying if I'm bored, you're boring. You're annoying.
33:04
Blah, blah, blah. Here is Kris Jenner saying
33:08
if she ever got. I need Botox. For example, lately,
33:14
it's this headline about my facelift, which is
33:18
really, truly driving me crazy. Which part? And
33:21
what's the headline? Well, the headline right
33:24
now is that I hate my facelift. And I'm really
33:27
mad at, I'm furious at my doctor, Stephen Levine,
33:30
which... Couldn't be further from the truth.
33:33
It's a flat out lie. I love my facelift. I adore
33:36
my doctor. I never in a million years was going
33:40
to talk about doing a facelift. I didn't bring
33:43
this to anybody's attention. All right, you're
33:46
boring me. I'll be honest. I have to be up very
33:50
early for the MJ morning show tomorrow. And it's
33:55
already almost 1 p .m. And I like see the day
33:57
ticking away. I'm starting to freak out a little
33:59
bit. No. Gotta get up early. Josh Duggar is now
34:05
in solitary confinement. Yeah, what I've heard.
34:09
Doesn't seem like pedophiles really get along
34:10
with people in prison. Time for Jimmy Kimmel's
34:13
A Douchebag. Talk slick like you run the room.
34:33
But the joke lands hard when you walk in. You
34:35
want laughs, I want truth. You sell punchlines,
34:38
I sell proof. Big talk, little heat. All that
34:43
knowledge still weak. You clap for yourself,
34:47
that's sad. Try to look cool, still bad. I hear
34:51
your name, I just smirk. Whole vibe, flimsy,
34:54
whole act, work, work. Step up, step up, say
34:58
it with your chest. Act tough, act tough, act
35:02
tough But you never pass the test Jimmy Kimo,
35:06
douchebag Jimmy Kimo, douchebag Say it loud,
35:11
let it drag Jimmy Kimo, douchebag Same old smile,
35:29
same fake wow. You swing soft with a velvet glove.
35:33
All that chatter, no love. I came in with a sharp
35:37
tongue. You came out sounding half one. Every
35:41
line you throw, I duck. You want smoke, you out
35:45
of love. Look at you, all polished up. Still
35:48
ain't hard, still ain't enough. I don't hate,
35:52
I just call. When you trip, I watch you fall.
35:57
Say it with your chest Act tough, act tough But
36:02
you never pass the test Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag
36:07
Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Say it loud, don't let
36:11
it drag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Jimmy Kimmel,
36:16
douchebag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Try to flex,
36:21
but you lag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Quick laugh,
36:32
big mask, that's the old burst on them Jimmy
36:35
Kimmel, douchebag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Say
36:40
it loud, don't let it drag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag
36:44
Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Try to flex, but you
36:51
lag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Yeah 856 -49 -HOPE.
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856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
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And always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail
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37:38
what's going on with Jimmy Kimmel taking more
37:40
shots at Trump like a baby. King Charles and
37:45
Queen Camilla are here to visit President Beef
37:50
on Wellington. My wonderful God, it's not funny.
37:53
You're not funny. Mother Mary McLeod. They were
37:57
married for 63 years. That's a record we won't
38:03
be able to match. Only Donald Trump would demand
38:06
I be fired for making a joke about his old age
38:09
and then a day later go out and make a joke about
38:12
his own old age. He's tiring. That wife of his,
38:18
Molly, made him into a bitch. It's all he has.
38:24
He's one of those guys. Oh, I'm so above Trump.
38:29
And what does he talk about? Trump, Trump, Trump.
38:32
You're tiring. Immediately fired for making this
38:35
joke. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant
38:39
widow. The FCC. Whatever. You know what? You
38:46
should be fired for just, I don't know, low ratings
38:49
and being irrelevant and not funny. The only
38:51
time you're relevant is when you talk about Trump.
38:53
Think about that. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour
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One day I'm gonna make it, no matter what I keep
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I'm gonna take it away I never realized how fortunate
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Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the
45:05
truth is I have a condition known as autism.
45:07
That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.
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That is, autism can strike anyone regardless
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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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In a recent study, people with autism are less
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is no longer fashionable. Commander, commander,
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I'm calling about the nation. They got no more.
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because television made the brain numb. Everybody
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is a zombie, oh, oh, zombie, oh, oh. Everybody
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is a zombie, oh, oh, zombie, oh, oh. We want
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veteran with the peg leg. We want to be beautiful,
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rich, and famous, even if we live lives that
47:18
are poisonous, making us cancerous, acting scandalous
47:21
for 50 minutes of fame. It's a life so shallow
47:24
that we'll swallow the game called the rat race
47:27
of life, where we submit ourselves. To the media's
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lies Open your eyes There's a whole lot of satellites
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cords It's time to cut it off with a sword They're
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molding your mind When will you wake up and realize
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It's time That this matrix that we live in is
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to heaven But it's not quite hell Unless you're
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someone easy for the companies to sell Steps
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that you don't need I repeat Things you don't
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need Commander, commander I'm calling for the
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nation The things that we see in the magazines
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$200 worth of ripped up jeans And they're on
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his way that bring joy to my city. Niggas out
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here broke, got the nerve to be picky. Get my
50:02
man some bread, cause I hate to see him shitty.
50:04
We're back to selling dope just to make a pretty
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penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas think keep
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it 50. Chicago before day, everybody acting like
50:09
we 50. I told my bitch, you fucking with the
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greatest, and you see me. The realest of the
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realest, and the realest of my city. Seven -year
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-old babies getting killed for no reason. Niggas
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cracking cars, zeroing all they people. Real
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niggas get blessings, chill with they niggas.
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Real niggas fuck bitches, pay up to they niggas.
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Manny's host for everybody, breaking down the
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I'm watching all my movements Checking bags like
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Nike, so I tell them just do it Tell my niggas
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they my brothers and I treat them like To my
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brothers and my niggas, so we equalize each other
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Life is but a dream till you wake up with your
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mother Smoke a Mary J, give you no more drama
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Still you on comas, cookin' up a master plan
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Gon' put it in the action, motherfucker, take
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a stand My bones in the murder cap, I don't hit
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a man I'm in my own lane, tryna see where I fit
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in Take a chance, one man's on the cash advance
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So we out here every day, tryna chase these bands
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Makin' all this money, you would never understand
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losin' Twelve months later, still got Outro Music
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I be smokin' heavy round for all that need another
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water So please let me in the club, cause you
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we travel, pop out Don't you hate when a nigga
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snake Smiling your face, lying to you to your
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face Still ain't really shit to them cause they
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do it at day Haters, they be coming in all sizes
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to embrace But I ain't with that, so I just fall
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back Like, nah, my nigga, I'm good, I'm straight
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Real talk, though, hate is a bitch nigga trait
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Looking in the mirror, all these niggas, they
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-tock. Clocks of juke are playing. Cruel breaks.
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58:31
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58:36
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we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair
58:48
All night's buzzing but the laughter's growing
58:56
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like fingers without rings Gating checks to FM,
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shoutouts hit the street But soon the sound will
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59:34
hour is comin' to a close Radio waves fading
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like a wilted rose Laughter and joy dissolvin'
59:40
in the air But we'll keep the rhythm on Like
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59:59
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1:00:02
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stopping round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and
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1:00:22
and the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy
1:00:25
hour is coming Coming to a close Radio waves,
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1:00:33
Oh, life's just so unfair I'll be alright Coming
1:00:37
to a close Radio waves, waving like a wheel to
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pose Laughter and joy, dissolving in the air
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But we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so
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unfair I'll be alright I'll be alright And like
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that, it's gone. You probably had Taco Bell before.
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Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
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poop. I'll get you a Lula, and we'll call it
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a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is
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now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
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day. Good night, and God bless America. Door
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is closing.