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No Vacation Days Off! (Hoppe Hour WIth Ryan Hoppe: 7.9;26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Oh, yeah. Oh, that felt good. How are you? This
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  is Hoppy Hour. We're going to press a few buttons
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  and then get the show started. And now, back
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  to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. Let's get it started. Let's get it
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  started. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And
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  those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
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  three, go. Welcome to... In your heart, you know
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  you like it. The semen was so big. And now for
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  something completely different. Hoppy Hour starts
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  in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.
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  Guess what? Every other radio show's on vacation
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  right now. Every other podcast takes time off.
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  The only reason we didn't record yesterday is
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  because I had to work during the day. But I pride
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  myself, even when I went on vacation, to... Minneapolis
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  a few months ago, and I'm going to Jacksonville
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  this weekend to hang out with my homies, Alex
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  and Terry. I take pride in showing up during
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  vacation, so I'm here. The other shows aren't,
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  but I'm here. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494
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  -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio
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  and you can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at
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  gmail .com. It's always weird being a single
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  guy. Because you really can't converse with your
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  cats. And the other day I was really lonely and
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  I reached out to, I don't know, maybe, I have
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  six or seven family members. None of them are
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  answering, including my mom. Two of my radio
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  mentors were not available. So let's just say,
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  I think it was Tuesday. It was very lonely for
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  me. It makes me appreciate when people are actually
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  around. I don't know. Does it make sense? If
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  it doesn't, I really don't care. Because none
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  of this shit makes sense. It's been driving me
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  nuts this morning. As a single guy that doesn't
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  currently have someone to bang out. I'm kidding.
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  I don't. I am a romantic guy in real life. On
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  this show, I'm dirty, but I don't just go, hey,
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  you want to bang out? It's just for the show.
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  Just FYI. But as someone that doesn't have someone
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  to bang out, I'm going to tell you, they need
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  to figure out this porn stuff. What's the problem
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  with pornography, I'm telling you? A lot of it's
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  nonsense. Ah! My stepmom. Oh, my dad's best friend.
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  Why can't it be? Oh, we had an awkward first
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  date at a dive bar and banged and never talked
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  again. That would be me. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's
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  856 -49 -467 -7. We're going to go through everything
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  happening with Instagram. I saw this headline
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  here. And this to me is very much, I don't know
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  what the word is, racist. But I would expect
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  a nothing else from Argentina. Oh, I should probably
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  have the page unmuted. What a way to begin the
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  show. Instagram muted. Launched an investigation
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  after YouTuber and streamer iShowSpeed allegedly
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  received racist abuse from a fan during Argentina's
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  3 -2 World Cup win over Cape Verde. Yeah, all
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  these people want the Fever World Cup for being
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  douchebags. I know it's really weird. The whole
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  world's been watching it. It doesn't include
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  my world. I can, I can't. Speed, who was livestreaming
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  the match, could be heard asking what a fan in
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  an Argentina jersey was saying to him. Yeah,
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  Speed, to be honest, you can be a little insufferable
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  at times. You seem like a mean one. When haters
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  are saying really mean things to you, you don't
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  always really need to know. FIFA has since said
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  that it immediately opened an investigation and
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  reiterated that racism has no place in football
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  or in society. Soccer. Football. Football. You
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  gotta at least say football. The incident comes
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  just days after FIFA also condemned a racist
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  abuse directed at Kylian Mbappe following France's
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  win over Paraguay. Man, all these soccer fans,
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  people make fun of America. They're like, oh,
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  the Philadelphia Eagle fans are bad. These soccer
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  fans make Eagle fans look like saints. What the
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  losers. Are we watching a game of 95 minutes
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  of cardio? Mm -hmm. A riveting. I am not watching
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  a sport where there's not a guaranteed winner.
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  If a game can end in 0 -0, I'm not the biggest
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  fan of hockey, but I'll watch the hockey playoffs.
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  Not watching the regular season. But I'll watch
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  the hockey playoffs. And you know what the thing
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  is, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, with
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  the hockey playoffs, is there's a winner. Mbappe
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  was subject to abusive comments from Paraguayan
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  Senator Celeste Amaria, which the French forward
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  had described to be despicable. Yeah. They can
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  say it's despicable all they want, but the fans
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  say otherwise. And this just in. The fans represent
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  the country more than you. We will keep you updated
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  as we learn more about this situation. Ah, thanks
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  for keeping me updated on racism. A bunch of
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  losers! That's why I don't watch Sunker. Ah,
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  what's going on with Lil' Dirk? Supposedly two
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  of the killers of Stephen Mack. They were hired
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  by Lil' Dirk to commit the murder. They've already
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  ratted on him. Lil' Dirk's a sad case of he had
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  it all. No, no, no, no, no. When I tell you that
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  Lil' Dirk had it all, he really, really did.
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  Mm -hmm. But no, you had to keep being a gangster.
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  How stubborn are you, dude? You are the king
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  of Chicago. It's 1A to 1B on the influence of
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  drill music coming out of Chicago. 1A is Chief
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  Keef. 1B is Leo Dirk. I think King Von's music
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  is horrible. So he does not get a mention from
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  me there. What's going on with Marjorie Taylor
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  Greene? She goes on The View and gets into it
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  with Sonny Hostin. I mean, I'm waiting for a
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  headline where somebody on the right actually
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  gets along with Sonny Hostin. She seems, um,
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  what's the, oh, it's so horrible. It's the absolute
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  worst. Shut up. We were talking before you came
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  out about Graham Platner and the very curious
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  allegation that he sexually assaulted a woman
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  back in 2021, an allegation he denies. More and
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  more prominent Democrats are calling on him to
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  end his campaign. Should he? You know, I don't
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  know anything about his policies. I have to be
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  honest, pretty hot. I just started learning about
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  him yesterday when I saw this blow up. However,
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  I do know. what establishment political hit jobs
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  look like. And I really wish women, when a woman
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  is raped, it's extremely serious. And I stand
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  behind women that are raped. And I ended my political
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  career on that, by the way. I mean, that's a
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  fair point. And I wish women would come forward.
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  The most important thing a woman can do is come
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  forward and report a rape, not report. report
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  it years later yeah to me that argument's kind
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  of old though because like even with the rapper
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  mystical i'm walking with d in my hand yeah it's
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  kind of hard to tell people in the 2000s when
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  they got power when someone is running for office
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  yeah but it's a very touchy subject here's a
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  better clip from the video Hey, Stewie, three
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  o 'clock. Time for the view. No, no, no, not
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  again. Let me out of here. I can't watch another
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  second. There you go. Eight, five, six. Forty
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  -nine, Hoppy. Eight, five, six, four, nine, four,
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  six, seven, seven, three. Ah, this headline really
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  pissed me off. This dirty, rotten brat known
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  as Mackenzie Schiller is being allowed to post
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  selfies in prison. So what she probably did was
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  she sent the real picture to her mom and her
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  mom glared it up. This dirty, rotten moron makes
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  every female out of Ohio look bad. And this just
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  in. It's really easy to make Ohio look bad. And
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  you're the icing on the cake, you dirty, rotten
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  moron. Oh, you know what the problem is? And
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  this is something that really bothers me about
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  my Kenji Shirella. I'm attracted to her. Yes,
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  I probably, if I would have dated her, I probably
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  could have been the victim. But I am into crazy
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  girls. And this just in, this broad's crazy.
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  God, I find her odd. How can you not? She's a
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  terrible person. She'll get you killed. And they
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  thought it was the man's fault. But she's hot.
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  Probably explains why I've had bad breakups.
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  Because I date crazy women. Or maybe I'm the
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  crazy one. But yeah. Seems to be the rich girl
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  gets to have an okay time in prison. And all
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  the reports of her having sex. Oh, you know,
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  she's just rubbing all the nests down there.
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  Mm -hmm. I hope you enjoy it, Mackenzie. Yeah,
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  man! Why, you're hot. A nun, that was. Hate to
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  say it. You think I feel good saying she's hot?
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  You think I sit here feeling confident about...
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  She said she is, though. All right. Mm -hmm.
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  Women can think Luigi Mangione's good -looking.
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  Now, do I defend Mackenzie Strillin? No. But
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  she's hot. I'd blow her. Be like in The Simpsons,
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  Mr. Plow. Mr. Plow. And then she'd have me get
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  killed. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. That's 8 -5 -6. I
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  hear Jim Jones. We fly high. No lie. You know
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  this ballin'. He responds to critics saying he's
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  way too old for how he dresses. Here with this
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  man, not a Jim, a Jones. We fly high, no lie.
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  You know this one. Here he is right here. Fuck,
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  I'm too old to dress like myself. And your niggas
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  is dressing like me. Whatever, man. Everybody
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  dress this way. You know, he dress like you're
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  a gangster. You're not the first one to do it,
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  Jim Jones. Oh, Jim Jones really broke the barrier.
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  Drives him like an idiot. Mm -hmm. What a narcissistic
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  moron. Do we want to talk about Kayla Nicole?
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  No. Kayla Nicole's a loser! How do you feel?
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  Without Travis Kelsey, you literally have no
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  one to talk about. And you blocked me and got
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  mad at me in DMs. Just like Warren Sam. But it's
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  the truth. Without talking about Travis Kelsey,
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  you... Have nothing. But I've seen the requests.
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  I've seen the comments and I've seen the DMs.
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  And I know that you guys want me to break down
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  how it happened and when it happened and what
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  he smelled like. And did I choreograph it? And
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  did we talk about it? We're going to get to it.
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  We're going to get to the meat and potatoes.
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  But first things first, I just want to say a
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  few things. Because although this moment is not,
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  maybe not the biggest deal in the world to everybody
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  else. To me, it is. So first of all, I just want
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  to say. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart
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  for the amount of love that I have received after
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  this moment. It's honestly been... Whatever,
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  Kayla. God. You know guys don't want to... She's
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  a hot piece of ass. We cannot deny that. You
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  know guys are dodging her though because they
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  know that she'll just talk about Travis. Mm -hmm.
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  I mean, that's what happened with the girl that
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  was dating Liam Payne. She recently went single,
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  but she couldn't stop talking about it. The worst
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  thing, I know this might sound like a double
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  standard, but the worst thing is thinking about
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  the girl you're with hanging out with someone
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  else. It's the worst. Girls don't get that because
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  girls get detached from a guy in a second. Because
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  they can get anybody. Oh, they can detach real
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  fast. You know, cat detach? Mm -hmm. The thing
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  that is known as men. Because we covet women.
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  When we have a hot ass girl, we love them. We
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  care about them. Women can go, oh, next. Mm -hmm.
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  And women just think, oh, men are absolutely
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  worth it. Shut up. So Donald Trump and Spencer
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  Pratt hung on the old office. I wonder if it
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  became the oral office for 15 minutes. I'm both
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  ends. Body XO was spotted kissing Dylan Wolf
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  in National at Jelly Rolls Bar. Oh, yeah. She's
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  just proven that she's a bust down. A real bust
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  down. Like, there's different types of bust -downs.
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  There's bust -downs that put her on her phone.
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  And then there's bust -downs like her that are
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  kind of proving why he dumped her. What's it
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  that they said? Oh, she's from the streets. A
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  bunny XL is not a woman you marry. Not at all.
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  What about a bunny XL that says, oh, yeah. Marriage
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  material. It's called I had it in good material.
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  So I guess Terrence Howard wanted to be on HSN
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  and he said his agent ruined his chance. Man,
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  that's really embarrassing to say on the line.
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  Anybody can get a job at HSN. So when you're
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  going around saying, I couldn't do HSN. It's
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  kind of like Adam Carolla's book, Not Taco Bell
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  Material. I mean, I know that was a joke. It's
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  an obscure reference, but that's not something
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  you want to tell everybody. Also, they're looking
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  for beautiful Florida influencers. Not Tara Towers.
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  That or what's his name? What's the guy with
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  the paw? Tony Little. Not Tony Little. And you're
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  listening to Nigs and Swing on 102 .5 The Mountain.
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  That's what I remember. People in Tampa will
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  get that reference. Mr. Cole was transferred
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  to a notorious prison in Mississippi. Lose it!
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  All you gotta do is keep your D in your pants.
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  Mm -hmm. Here's Brittany Runner, who, unless,
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  as of September 23rd, when I did that segment,
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  I had a bigger body count than Brittany Runner.
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  Mm -hmm. And here she is saying five signs to
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  tell if your man is cheating on you. It's Brittany
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  Renner, and I'm your fairy godmother. You're
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  a fairy god, hot piece of ass. Five signs he's
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  probably cheating on you. Number one, he watches
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  porn. Ah, well, then everyone's cheating. If
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  you call me pregnant, how are you supposed to
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  get your ex off? This is one of the biggest disconnects
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  between men and women. You know what the disconnect
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  is? Disconnect is women can go seven years without
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  getting laid. Be fired. It can literally have
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  cobwebs down there. For us men, we have needs.
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  It's a gateway. It literally hijacks the brain's
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  reward system. It doesn't require patience, vulnerability,
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  or connection. All right, well, put out then.
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  We ain't going to sit around way uptight. I'm
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  so tired. Shut up. And over time, the brain can
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  prefer that shortcut. Yeah, because they're better
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  at sex. Mm -hmm. You're already losing the argument.
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  Now, if your man is preferring watching porn
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  over having sex with you, I totally get it, Brittany
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  Renner. Mm -hmm. But if not, shut up. You know,
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  you never win when you cheat yourself. But what
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  do I know? Number two, he throws off your pH
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  balance. Now we're getting scientific on stuff.
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  Yummy discharge in my leggings. Thanks to you.
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  You're a gross woman. Oh, my God. Our bodies
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  are so intelligent. Really? Not yours. Constantly
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  trying to signal to us. You banged out the NBA,
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  honey. Thing is terribly, terribly wrong. And
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  let me tell you something. Your vagina knows
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  what's best for you. Oh, yeah, it does. As of
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  September 2023, you had 37 of them. 37 times
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  your vagina supposedly knew what's best for you.
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  That guy? Doesn't care. I really don't. Number
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  three. I'm trying not to get triggered doing
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  this list. Number three. Put downs. Do you think
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  someone that you signed up to be in a relationship
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  with would want to bring the best out of you?
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  Well, that should go with both genders. A lot
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  of times during arguments, it starts when the
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  woman won't shut up. She keeps running her mouth.
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  And then the man says one main thing. And then
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  the woman's like, oh my God. But the thing is,
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  is oftentimes I know that you deserve better
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  than that. Oh, really? Or maybe it's vice versa.
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  There's this thing going on where women just
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  hate men. I think it's because we're in a feminist
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  movement, which I support to a point. I mean,
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  we're in a feminist movement where men are bad
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  compared to our grandparents where they needed
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  the men. And it's breaking the barriers. And
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  women are wondering why they're 44 years old
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  and alone. They're angry they'd rather be doing
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  other things with other people, other places.
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  Yeah, you're doing a car selfie in a car. Seems
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  like you're really killing it, huh? And it's
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  like they don't really have the courage to leave
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  you. So they're going to put you down to also
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  kind of stay with them. It's really odd. Whatever.
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  But yeah, you're not going to leave if your self
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  -esteem is in the dirt. You're an annoying hag.
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  But if you respect yourself, you know, you would.
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  You would. Number four, he never wants to be
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  at home. Yeah, being at home's boring. I want
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  to go out. I'm the type of guy, I want to go
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  out and then go home. Right when I go out, then
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  I want to go home. But if I stay home all night,
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  it's bothering me. Yeah, I'm sure that's super
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  convenient. I'm Fiona locked away in a tower
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  and you're outside acting like a smelly ogre.
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  She was annoying, bro. No wonder she's single.
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  Wasn't she religious? Now you're doing videos
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  about cheating in a car. Oh, how religious! Why?
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  Man, this is going on a minute. Yeah. That's
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  all I'm gonna know. There's a huge disconnect
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  going on around here. That's not good. Luxmaxer
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  Connor Murphy died at age 31. He was looking
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  like pure steroids. There's this whole new thing
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  happening where it's Luxmaxing. Here's the thing
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  I want to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, boys
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  and girls of the gallery. You're all going to
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  die. You know, it's not like Mick Jagger. I don't
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  want to manifest him dying, but he's living to
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  like 80. He ain't looks maxing. It doesn't matter
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  how you look. You want to hear my gut? I'm fat.
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  That's why I don't do any video or pictures.
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  That's why whenever I work an event with a hot
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  ass female, she'll be like, oh, you want to do
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  a video? No, no one needs to see my hideous face.
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  Kodak Black says his group name with Kanye West
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  and Kendrick Lamar is KKK. I'm sure Kanye loves
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  him bringing this up. Kendrick, bro. You know
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  what our group called? What? KKK. We the KKK,
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  bro. We woke. We pro -black. We woke, bro. We
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  woke. He's stupid. You literally get bought by
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  Trump and then you go out and commit another
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  crime because you're a career thug. Shut up.
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  You're a nine. Eight, five, six. 49, happy. Lamar
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  Odom talks about Khloe saying that he married
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  her for clown. Man, Lamar Odom is the male version
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  of Kayla Nicole. All he talks about is his exes.
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  And he was literally sixth man of the year for
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  the Lakers. Helped them win championships. But
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  the Kardashians ruined him. To be fair, his choices
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  also did. But this is all he talks about. You
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  know, my wife loves the Kardashians. My wife
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  loves you. And, you know, she was saying that.
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  They were dragging you because you said that,
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  like, oh, something in the Netflix documentary
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  said that, oh, you said that you were with her
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  for the clown. I was like, I don't believe that.
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  No, but that never came out of my mouth. It came
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  out of Chloe's mouth. I think that was my...
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  Along with other stuff. My kids or my children
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  or whoever they were interviewing at the time
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  because, you know, as I look into the camera,
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  I didn't really need... You loved her. Yeah,
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  I did, but I didn't really need more clout. I
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  know. That is a very good point. They're trying
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  to rewrite the past as if he wasn't one of the
• 25:39
  reasons Kobe won a championship. Mm -hmm. So,
• 25:44
  I was looking up Neon last night. He's a nepo,
• 25:48
  baby. You should go hang out with the Joe show.
• 25:53
  Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. I saw everybody on my stories.
• 25:58
  Must have really struck a nerve. I can imagine.
• 26:01
  This is how it went. We have 300 ,000 listeners.
• 26:05
  Hoppy has seven. Cool. I have credibility. Here
• 26:12
  is Neon glazing James Harden on FaceTime while
• 26:16
  hanging out with Dennis Schroeder. Yo, what's
• 26:20
  up, brother? Get his dick out of your mouth already.
• 26:25
  I was just telling him, y 'all better go crazy
• 26:28
  next season. Oh, my God. There's something sad
• 26:31
  about the Gen Z. They were born in, like, 04,
• 26:33
  where they were, like, 14 years old when he was
• 26:35
  playing, so they think James Harden's actually
• 26:37
  clutch. Mm -hmm. But this guy's got a hard -on
• 26:41
  for James Harden. What y 'all doing? Where y
• 26:44
  'all at? We in Germany, man. Wait, you want to
• 26:46
  show the chat real quick? Good job showing it
• 26:50
  to the camera. It's all blurry. Yo, I just want
• 26:52
  to say, yo, I'm always putting on for you saying
• 26:54
  you're the number one greatest unstoppable player
• 26:56
  of all time, bro. Even James is like, did you
• 27:00
  watch the playoffs, you moron? I mean, you can
• 27:05
  say LeBron. You want a championship. Always saying
• 27:08
  it. No, I'm peeping it. I appreciate you. Let's
• 27:11
  run up a stream one day. We go back to Houston.
• 27:14
  We go back to Houston nice. Oh, yeah. He did
• 27:18
  grow up in Houston. Neon did. So I could see.
• 27:20
  But what happened in Houston? They lost in a...
• 27:23
  That's what I don't get about Gen Z. They really
• 27:26
  don't care about winning or losing. Look at him.
• 27:32
  Andrew Gillum was arrested with meth in Alabama.
• 27:35
  What a loser. When I produced the radio show,
• 27:39
  I had to answer phones to him. Oh, he's so cool.
• 27:42
  Oh, he's such a good guy. Shut up. There are
• 27:47
  more. Supposedly, Stephen Colbert is having a
• 27:49
  real hard time adjusting to not having a talk
• 27:52
  show. Maybe focusing on Trump every day wasn't
• 27:56
  so ideal. Mm -hmm. What do we have here? Here's
• 28:02
  Curtis Sliwa on Taylor Swift's wedding. Ah, here's
• 28:05
  OK Boomer. And no, I don't like Taylor, but I
• 28:09
  don't like Curtis either. They're both morons.
• 28:12
  Mm -hmm. I want to talk to you about Taylor Swift's
• 28:15
  wedding. We're a few days removed for it. I'm
• 28:17
  not so concerned as much about the relationship,
• 28:19
  but I want to hear more from your perspective
• 28:21
  about what impact you think it had on New York
• 28:24
  City. Well, I know it brought in more trendoids,
• 28:27
  jet setters, and freakazoids. What a boomer.
• 28:31
  Freakazoids. No, I don't mean that. They won
• 28:35
  the championship or the mayoral race. Yeah, lizard.
• 28:39
  From Hollywood. Like, we didn't need it. Wow.
• 28:42
  If there was a prototypical way to describe a
• 28:45
  boomer, it would be this moron. Enough, right?
• 28:48
  We didn't have enough. Kickball, kickball, World
• 28:50
  Cup. Who needed this? I'm embarrassed for boomers
• 28:54
  if this is who they represent. He's done talk
• 28:57
  radio. He almost became mayor. If you were to
• 29:01
  describe to a Gen Alpha 13 -year -old, what is
• 29:05
  a stereotypical, stupid, entitled, moronic, idiotic
• 29:09
  boomer? It'd be this idiot. Last marriage you
• 29:11
  had in Madison Square Garden was Sun Yung Moon.
• 29:14
  Forcibly married, marrying Moonies. How tacky.
• 29:18
  What are you talking about? Shut up. No wonder
• 29:23
  you didn't win. And then they had a buffet? You
• 29:25
  lost to a 33 -year -old. A buffet? Why did they
• 29:30
  do this in Cleveland or Kansas City, the heartland
• 29:32
  of America? It's not that point. Why did they
• 29:35
  have to come to my city? Your city? You didn't
• 29:38
  win, Dad. You ran for mayor like seven times.
• 29:42
  You never won. My city. I'm the fighting angels
• 29:47
  or whatever. Good for you. You're a stupid bummer.
• 29:51
  What an idiot. You know how insufferable Curtis
• 29:55
  Slava is? He's got me siding with Taylor. Do
• 30:00
  I like Taylor? No. But Curtis is a moron. Well,
• 30:04
  listen, it's Freakazoidz. Who the hell says Freakazoidz?
• 30:08
  It's a great cartoon. Easy place for a lot of
• 30:11
  people to get to. A lot of stars are here. It
• 30:13
  was a star -studded event. And she loves New
• 30:16
  York. And she's paying for it. I mean, she spent
• 30:18
  like a million dollars a night on this place.
• 30:20
  So if she has the money, why not let her? Let's
• 30:22
  say a billionaire, Taylor Swift, put money in
• 30:27
  the pocket of the other billionaire, Jimmy Dolan,
• 30:29
  who owns Madison Square Garden. What did he do
• 30:32
  for that? Could you imagine him being married?
• 30:38
  Cops who had a sweat out there. 12 hours a day.
• 30:42
  Oh, heaven forbid. Cops are outside working.
• 30:46
  What an idiot. But bulletproof vests, they were
• 30:49
  like beasts of burning. You know what she...
• 30:51
  Yeah, they're working. Honestly, they should
• 30:54
  always have bulletproof vests on anyway. Gave
• 30:56
  the cops. She gave them oogach. She gave them
• 30:59
  bupkis. God, we're so annoying. You're an idiot.
• 31:06
  And everybody kisses your ass on the Republican
• 31:09
  side. And this is how you wanted to have his
• 31:11
  mayor being Republican in New York City. That
• 31:14
  city's stupid. Those are the peeps I represent.
• 31:18
  A bunch of stupid rich boomers that held on to
• 31:22
  their money and gave millennials no opportunities.
• 31:24
  That's who you represent? Yeah, dummy. Would
• 31:28
  you hear about any impact it had on maybe local
• 31:30
  businesses? Yeah, I saw it directly. They had
• 31:34
  to close down local businesses. Well, that part's
• 31:36
  true. Because they had a checkpoint Charlie.
• 31:40
  They had a frozen zone of four square blocks.
• 31:43
  Everything was like a catchphrase with him. Like,
• 31:46
  dude, it's not 1989. Shut up. That's not fair
• 31:49
  to them. I've had enough of you. Jesus Christ.
• 32:04
  Farrah Abraham made an AI sex tape. And Kristen
• 32:09
  Cavallari didn't get any money from her J -Color
• 32:12
  divorce. Cry me a freaking river. Guess what?
• 32:19
  When the man doesn't get any money, all the women
• 32:23
  go, ah! But what happens to the women? Drop!
• 32:26
  I'm really irritated today. You do not want to
• 32:30
  cross me. Big Tigger. I said Tigger. His wife,
• 32:34
  Alicia Brown, was arrested. They're both morons,
• 32:37
  I tell you. The fact that they reproduced is
• 32:42
  unknown. A gun? Not at all. Here's another, as
• 32:50
  Curtis Leo, I would say, figure this. Is Peter
• 32:55
  Rosenberg calling Nicki Minaj a loser because
• 32:58
  she's friends with Trump? Oh, as much as I don't
• 33:02
  like Donald Trump and Peter Rosenberg, heaven
• 33:06
  forbid someone have an opposing political view.
• 33:08
  This is what drives me nuts about liberals, even
• 33:12
  though I side on the left because of social issues.
• 33:15
  I can't stand when liberals don't like an opposing
• 33:17
  opinion. That's the point of this country, you
• 33:19
  bald moron. I'm Peter Rosenberg. I'm so connected
• 33:26
  to the culture. Shut up. Yeah, nine. Chips was
• 33:30
  bad, Laura. This is cool. Oh, my God. So she
• 33:32
  was there for the Rose Garden luncheon. I can't
• 33:35
  play it because of copyright, but yeah. It must
• 33:38
  be nice to have a music where you can play, or
• 33:40
  a podcast where you can play the music. They
• 33:43
  have it covered up. Mm -hmm. With the music in
• 33:46
  the background. And I would have got struck by
• 33:48
  the copyright freakazoids. Mm -hmm. I'm, sometimes
• 33:54
  when I take a day off. I feel really good, man.
• 33:59
  It feels good. What a loser. Oh my God, you loser.
• 34:13
  This is why I tried on YouTube too. They all
• 34:16
  have the music in the background. You know what?
• 34:18
  When I become a millionaire, the first thing
• 34:21
  I'm doing is buying the licensing agreement so
• 34:23
  I can play whatever. Like Joe Biden does. But
• 34:26
  I'm getting jealous. Earlier we talked about
• 34:31
  that dirty rotting broad Mackenzie Strilla. That
• 34:34
  stupid hottie. Here is the brother. Or not the
• 34:44
  brother. Here is the sister of the boyfriend
• 34:47
  that died. Here she is. Being interviewed by
• 34:54
  TMZ about Mackenzie Shirella taking selfies in
• 34:58
  prison. Yeah. If that was me that did that, you
• 35:02
  know I wouldn't be taking selfies. Here she is.
• 35:06
  Is it surprising you that the prison is allowing
• 35:10
  her these privileges? You know she's gone down
• 35:14
  on like half the prison guards anyway. What is
• 35:16
  it that's bugging you? Is it the prison? Is it
• 35:18
  Mackenzie or both? So I've been talking to some
• 35:21
  law enforcement for a little bit over a month
• 35:24
  now about her going on lives and in the lives,
• 35:30
  allegedly they're threatening the family, threatening
• 35:33
  myself, my kids, her. You know, I don't understand
• 35:39
  how this has gone on for so long. Because she's
• 35:42
  a pretty girl. A sociopath. And she continues
• 35:48
  to have access to tablets and electronics. It's
• 35:53
  going to suck. I feel bad for that family. Just
• 35:56
  a die, run, and run. A very hot one. I don't
• 36:03
  like the glazing, as the kids say, of Hunter
• 36:05
  Biden. He's a drug addicted loser. And all the
• 36:11
  liberal celebrities out there like Jimmy Kimmel
• 36:15
  and now we got Penny Blanca. They all love interviewing
• 36:18
  him. Now, would I want to party with Hunter Biden?
• 36:21
  Yes. But the way that everybody glazes him bothers
• 36:27
  me. It rubs me the wrong way. Here he is saying
• 36:33
  that he could put all his old sex tapes on OnlyFans.
• 36:41
  I'm writing another book, but I also do poetry.
• 36:46
  Can you imagine a poetry from this crackhead?
• 36:50
  I've written a lot of essays. He kind of sounds
• 36:54
  like a normal cracked -out version of his father.
• 36:56
  I think what I'm going to do, okay, you guys
• 36:58
  tell me. Rap album. You're really, you should
• 37:00
  model. I don't like these podcasts where we're
• 37:02
  all sitting on couches. It's Benny Blanco and
• 37:06
  his two friends and little Danny. You're like
• 37:10
  a great looking guy. Do I do? Yeah, you could
• 37:13
  just tell him Benny Blanco likes a little penis.
• 37:15
  I do. Telling someone you're a great looking
• 37:18
  guy. It's a little questionable. What, like,
• 37:21
  you know, older men? You're like the most stylish.
• 37:25
  Are you saying I should do OnlyFans? No. Oh,
• 37:28
  my God. Do you see Shannon Elizabeth put up all
• 37:31
  my old stuff? All right. There we go. I don't
• 37:33
  like liberals. They're stupid. And guess what?
• 37:38
  I don't like Republicans because they're stupid.
• 37:42
  Both sides are morons. None of them care about
• 37:45
  you. But then again, Benny Blanco is a part of
• 37:48
  the rich and elite. So why would I expect them
• 37:50
  to care about me? Today on TMZ. Okay, yesterday
• 37:58
  Charles and I were minding our own business,
• 38:00
  doing an interview. I'm sure you were always
• 38:03
  minding your business. If there was a way to
• 38:07
  describe the opposite of TMZ, it'd be minding
• 38:09
  their business. All of a sudden, the subject
• 38:11
  of Taylor Swift comes up, and the guy we were
• 38:13
  interviewing says he's going to the wedding.
• 38:16
  It's not going to be what everybody thinks. There's
• 38:18
  a little bit of a surprise going on. Is the wedding
• 38:20
  at the same place as the party? No. No. Anthony
• 38:23
  Jabin says he's going to the wedding, and he
• 38:26
  told us the wedding is not in the same place
• 38:29
  as the party. Breaking news. Anthony Jabin's
• 38:32
  just been reported missing. Michael Rubin had
• 38:38
  his annual white party. Tons of celebrities.
• 38:42
  Yeah. And about, I don't know, 58 years, we're
• 38:47
  going to find out there's some dark energy at
• 38:49
  this party. And of course, that talentless piece
• 38:54
  of ass, unknown as Alex Arrow is there. It's
• 38:57
  Jay -Z, both the Paul brothers. A -Rod hooked
• 39:00
  up with someone. The highlight of the party,
• 39:02
  did you see Cardi B's boobs? Oh, my God, they
• 39:04
  were voluptuous. I don't know. Voluptuous. There's
• 39:10
  no... Whatever. I don't want those on my face.
• 39:14
  Shut up, though. It is reflecting on... Here's
• 39:17
  Tristan Thompson and Chloe. His relationship
• 39:19
  with Khloe Kardashian. And what went down with
• 39:22
  the big cheating scandal. Did you break the news?
• 39:24
  Like, there's going to be something that's coming
• 39:26
  out. At 25, I ain't saying that. I was just like,
• 39:28
  more like, I just hope nobody finds out. Why
• 39:30
  not get ahead of. All right. All right. Let's
• 39:34
  go to some of these headlines. It sounds like
• 39:40
  I'm giving head. I do. Happy Hot Topic. Hi, Tilly
• 39:49
  Norwood here. She's the controversial AI actress.
• 39:52
  It's not real, then it's fake! And this morning,
• 39:54
  she's officially set to star in her first feature
• 39:57
  film. Yeah, Hollywood's freaking out about this.
• 40:02
  The movie, called Misaligned, is set to take
• 40:04
  place in the so -called Tillyverse, according
• 40:07
  to Particle 6, the studio that created Tilly
• 40:09
  Norwood. The movie will be a coming -of -age
• 40:11
  story about a... It's scary how attracted I am
• 40:14
  to her. ...girl AI bot. When the AI actress was
• 40:17
  first announced last year, it sparked widespread
• 40:19
  backlash. All right, so Hollywood's freaking
• 40:21
  out about that, man. What are we doing? Happy
• 40:23
  Hot Topic! It was a $50 million lawsuit with
• 40:28
  some of the biggest names attached. Prince Harry,
• 40:30
  Elton John, Elizabeth Hurley, and more stars
• 40:33
  have now been dealt a major legal blow. Losers!
• 40:39
  In their case against Associated Newspapers.
• 40:42
  British Justice Matthew Nicklin ruled against
• 40:45
  the group of high... I am lost. I love seeing
• 40:47
  original labels. This is next headline said.
• 40:50
  Happy Hot Topic! I think the hardest part about
• 40:54
  being 22 is like fully being in charge for the
• 40:57
  first time. Charlie D 'Amelio is getting real
• 40:59
  about her mental health. In a YouTube video posted
• 41:05
  July 4th, the TikToker answers questions submitted
• 41:08
  by fans and she takes the opportunity to open
• 41:11
  up about experiencing some growing pains. What
• 41:14
  do you think the biggest challenge of being 22
• 41:17
  years old? I can have her in here and flower
• 41:23
  her and then I give her advice. So you're 23,
• 41:25
  you're so young in your life. I'm about to be
• 41:28
  33. There's so much pressure on him at a young
• 41:33
  age. Probably the fact that my mental health
• 41:36
  keeps declining. Yeah, look at your loser phone.
• 41:39
  The age keeps going up, but the number of therapy
• 41:42
  sessions keeps going up too. I feel that pain
• 41:45
  in my arm. That poor generation just got messed
• 41:48
  up from COVID, didn't they? Katie Couric is detailing
• 41:54
  a health scare she actually doesn't remember,
• 41:58
  calling the experience freaky. The journalist
• 42:02
  revealing in a July 6th Substack post titled
• 42:04
  The Day I'll Never Remember that she experienced
• 42:07
  temporary memory loss, which led to a diagnosis
• 42:10
  of transient global amnesia. I hope you feel
• 42:14
  better, baby. You are not a good nightly newsreader,
• 42:18
  but you're talented. Can I just say happy 80th
• 42:25
  birthday? Yes! To your piece of shit father!
• 42:30
  I cannot stand how over time we have literally
• 42:36
  forgotten how awful Bush was. Your loser father!
• 42:41
  ...a unique way of celebrating his 80th birthday.
• 42:45
  Jenna Bush Hager revealed on the July... Neppo,
• 42:47
  baby! ...sixth episode of Today with Jenna and
• 42:51
  Chanel that her dad isn't letting age stop him
• 42:54
  from pursuing one of his favorite hobbies. Beginning
• 42:58
  wars that we don't need to. I texted him at the
• 43:00
  crack of dawn. What's he going to do today? My
• 43:03
  sister's with him. I wish I was there. She's
• 43:05
  putting on a spin class at his favorite little
• 43:09
  place that he goes to this local. I hate how
• 43:11
  much he's enjoyed life since being president
• 43:13
  while all the people died while serving in that
• 43:15
  war that we didn't need to begin. And we just
• 43:17
  seem to forget about it because Trump's so awful.
• 43:19
  George Bush sucks. That's awesome. Shut up, Chanel.
• 43:29
  Could you imagine 20 years ago? 18 years ago
• 43:34
  when Judge Bush gets elected. Or when he got
• 43:38
  out of office and Obama was elected. I don't
• 43:41
  want to say glazing over him, but then we'd be
• 43:43
  glazing over him. He's an idiot. New information
• 43:48
  has emerged regarding the death of pop star Lauren
• 43:51
  Bennett. One day after her former musical group,
• 43:59
  GRL, confirmed the singer's death at the age
• 44:02
  of 36, Lauren's father, Richard Bennett, shares
• 44:05
  a heartfelt tribute to his daughter, which was
• 44:07
  then reposted by the singer's former mentor,
• 44:10
  Pussycat Doll's creator, Robin Anton. In the
• 44:13
  message, Richard details some of the circumstances
• 44:15
  surrounding her passing. He writes on Instagram
• 44:18
  July 7th, months before her death, Lauren experienced
• 44:21
  a severe reaction to a prescribed medication.
• 44:24
  As a family, we rallied around her and did everything
• 44:27
  we could to support her. Lauren was confirmed
• 44:30
  to have died on May 29th in Metham, Kent in the
• 44:33
  United Kingdom. Rest in peace, baby. Heaven just
• 44:38
  got a lot harder. Because if I didn't have Uncommon
• 44:41
  James, I could have taken half of his money,
• 44:43
  right? Kristen Cavallari details the financial
• 44:46
  side of her divorce from Jay Cutler. Now she
• 44:53
  gets to experience how all men feel during breakups
• 44:57
  and divorces. During the July 7th episode of
• 45:01
  the Aspire podcast. Oh, you're so inspirational.
• 45:04
  We aspire to be like you. The Laguna Beach alum
• 45:08
  opens up about what happened to her lifestyle
• 45:10
  and jewelry brand, Uncommon James, when the couple
• 45:13
  ended their marriage in 2020. So what happens
• 45:16
  to a man? Whatever. But a woman, you're a victim.
• 45:19
  Shut up. Explaining what ultimately gave me the
• 45:22
  confidence to leave my marriage was the success
• 45:24
  of Uncommon James. She says that success also
• 45:27
  came with the price, calling the company one
• 45:29
  of the biggest assets in their divorce. I love
• 45:34
  it if it was any other guy. But because Jay Cutler
• 45:38
  is such a douchebag, it was so awful for the
• 45:41
  Bears. Kiss my ass. Adding. I don't get any money
• 45:45
  from my ex -husband. I had to give him half the
• 45:46
  value of Uncommon Jay. That's how marriage works.
• 45:53
  That's how it works. In cash and properties and
• 45:56
  everything else. That sucks. It's funny when
• 45:59
  a man gets... The experience that women usually
• 46:03
  get in divorces and then the women are mad and
• 46:05
  it's like, well, that's how I feel to be a woman.
• 46:07
  Or I mean to be a man. It's not great in divorces.
• 46:14
  She's adorable. She just thinks the whole frigging
• 46:17
  world revolves around her. And her body count
• 46:20
  is seriously long. Her body count is as long.
• 46:30
  As a CVS receipt. Hmm. 856. A 49 hoppy. What's
• 46:40
  going on with TMZ? Today on TMZ. Okay. So Donald
• 46:48
  Trump now says that yes, he spoke to the president
• 46:51
  of FIFA, but he did not in any way pressure him
• 46:54
  to reverse the one game suspension. Why'd you
• 46:57
  put... Whatever. It's freaking Sager. I don't
• 47:00
  know. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are married.
• 47:05
  Oh, my God. Holy peristalsis. Shut up. I don't
• 47:13
  need to hear these tags. Who cares about Taylor?
• 47:17
  Even though we're about to do Taylor Swift news.
• 47:20
  So I'm a part of the problem. You keep a list
• 47:31
  so long Of every name you broke You turn your
• 47:38
  tears to headlines Then you watch the whole thing
• 47:41
  flow Always the victim post Always the perfect
• 47:49
  face You sign that little paper And you leave
• 47:55
  no little trace You never say your name You flip
• 48:04
  the frame, you flip the frame Then you walk away
• 48:07
  It's always them, always them Never you, never
• 48:11
  you It's always them, always them That's your
• 48:14
  favorite thing to do Shine the silence, catch
• 48:16
  the pain Wear the halo, wish the lane It's always
• 48:19
  them, always them Never you, never you Two bigger
• 48:31
  stages Same story, different suit You show the
• 48:37
  small town soft thing Then you pull the velvet
• 48:41
  loose Got it! You love the room when you choose
• 49:24
  a size But if the mirror talks bad You disappear
• 49:31
  inside Wrap it up Say it's off Play the safe
• 49:44
  Then you make some All right, let's get into
• 50:22
  it. Taylor Swift is celebrating not only her
• 50:28
  wedding, but also winning a lawsuit. Oh, my God.
• 50:32
  If this was any other woman, they would not get
• 50:35
  away with it. Oh, it's Taylor. Yeah, I got to
• 50:40
  kiss her ass. Whatever, if you have to defend
• 51:01
  going to a wedding, who cares? When we're all
• 51:03
  dying in one matter if Simone Biles went to a
• 51:05
  dumb wedding. It was rare, but unfortunately,
• 51:08
  Ryan Seacrest couldn't be there. There being
• 51:11
  the biggest wedding of the year. He was too busy
• 51:15
  getting plowed. Obviously, yes, Seacrest had
• 51:20
  to decline his invitation to Taylor Swift and
• 51:23
  Travis Kelsey's wedding. There's a... Tavia Hunt,
• 51:29
  the wife of the chief's owner, slams inappropriate
• 51:31
  rumors about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's
• 51:34
  wedding. Oh, my God. We all asked for the opinion
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  of the owner's wife. We all sat around. Oh, my
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  God. We need to hear him. Shut up. No one cares.
• 51:44
  While the public is clamoring to fill in the
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  blank spaces of Taylor and Travis's July 3rd
• 51:49
  wedding, any info they can, Tavia Hunt, wife
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  to Kansas City Chiefs owner Clark Hunt, is ready
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  to tell the truth. Under one social media video
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  claiming that the majority of wedding guests
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  were forced to stand during the ceremony, that
• 52:02
  the venue quickly ran out of champagne. Everything
• 52:05
  ran out, but you know, they're just defending
• 52:07
  Taylor. Because it's Taylor, we gotta protect
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  her! By the way, she's a grown -ass woman. I
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  think she can defend herself. But no, we can't
• 52:16
  say one bad thing about her. It's stupid. It's
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  a cult. And here's Charles Barkley politely declining
• 52:22
  to go there. This is a little busy right now.
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  But I hope Jason comes. So you didn't get the
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  invite to the royal wedding at Madison Square
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  Garden then? I did. Oh, you did get the invite.
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  You didn't go? I don't go to weddings. I don't
• 52:38
  go to weddings or funerals. I did get it. All
• 52:42
  right, so you got the other one. All the freaking
• 52:44
  Swifty parasocial losers in the comment section
• 52:48
  were like, yeah, he posted about it. First of
• 52:51
  all, he didn't post it. He was interviewed by
• 52:52
  a Philadelphia sports station called Fanatic
• 52:56
  or whatever. And second of all, she doesn't know
• 52:58
  you exist, you morons. I'm fiery today. Speaking
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  of someone that doesn't know you exist, it's
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  time for Jolly Roll News. Girl, you know, he's
• 53:35
  a lady everywhere you go Then X, surprise Says
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  that's just me With those same old eyes Jelly
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  Roll, go away Jelly Roll, go away All you need's
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  a better day Jelly Roll, go away Jelly Roll,
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  go away Jelly Roll, go away She deserves more
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  plain and clear Jelly Roll, go away Go chain
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  flash, cheap little grin Same old mess you're
• 54:17
  draggin' in Promise big, then break it small
• 54:20
  Always first to blame the wall Bunny skin, that
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  same old show Tired of the yes -man glow Let
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  her shine, let her have her own damn life No
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  more draggin' through the door No more beggin'
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  for one more Jelly roll Jelly roll Jelly roll
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  Go away Jelly roll, go away Jelly roll, go Bunny
• 55:48
  XO is kissing and it's a bit telling. Less than
• 55:52
  a month after it was revealed the dumb blonde
• 55:54
  podcast host and her husband Jelly Roll were
• 55:56
  divorcing after 10 years of marriage, Bunny was
• 55:59
  seen getting cozy with a new man. Good for her.
• 56:02
  Per footage obtained by TMZ, the 46 -year -old
• 56:06
  shared a kiss with Calabasas Confidential star
• 56:08
  Dylan Wolf. All right, so now he'll be famous.
• 56:13
  She's still for the streets. We'll be right back.
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  Hang on. Let me press this button right here.
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  Ryan, happy radio dot com. The hour will be right
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  back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
• 56:43
  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. We
• 56:48
  also need to be affectionate. And you can see
• 56:51
  that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do
• 56:54
  a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And
• 56:58
  we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As
• 57:03
  a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 57:05
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 57:08
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 57:11
  so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
• 57:15
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Turn me up a little
• 57:19
  bit. When that music comes in, it gets loud.
• 57:23
  Swizzy! Yes! Hands up! Hands up! Hands up! you
• 57:48
  would think i was on roids i've been hitting
• 57:53
  so long and i'm a big -headed boy I put my life
• 58:16
  on these tracks. You act like y 'all wanna pay
• 58:18
  me for the fact. So I do this for the diapers
• 58:34
  Quick, fast, turn the big apple into cider I
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  do this, I'm a writer and a writer I spew it
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  cause I'm nicer, but I do this for the lifers
• 58:43
  I'm a writer and a writer I spew it cause I'm
• 58:47
  nicer, but I do it for the lifers You probably
• 59:13
  never see again Somebody so deadly via the pen
• 1:00:46
  I taught you how to fish and I let Back to the
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  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97
• 1:02:19
  .7. Welcome to the Hoppy Hour. Now for something
• 1:02:34
  completely different. Door is closing. Me, I,
• 1:03:16
  Poppy. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:03:30
  here it is. The most recent radio show on the
• 1:03:35
  planet. And the other stations are tuned in too.
• 1:03:52
  She bad, she bad, she know that Trouble in the
• 1:03:59
  crop, crop, she bad She bad, she bad, she know
• 1:04:04
  that Trouble in the crop, trouble in the crop
• 1:04:08
  She walks in, drummer on tap Cherry lip gloss,
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  turn like a trap Critic card queen in a knockout
• 1:04:13
  bag Smirk so sharp, put a rip in the flag Name
• 1:04:16
  on her cup, spell wrong, she snaps Front row
• 1:04:18
  line, but she cut like that Tells three lies
• 1:04:20
  just to order a drink Winks at your man and she
• 1:04:22
  says, you blinked Blinked loudly It's a sociopathic
• 1:04:27
  day Hey, hands in the air, you've been through
• 1:04:31
  that Hey, just steal your heart and laugh in
• 1:04:34
  your face Then text your best friend from your
• 1:04:38
  place Blinked loudly It's a sociopathic day Lively
• 1:04:51
  is a sociopath. She gotta list boys on red. Who's
• 1:04:55
  up now? Post it on her thread. Take your hoodie.
• 1:04:58
  Oh, you want that bad? There's maybe later than
• 1:05:00
  forget your ass. Place nice girl to the camera
• 1:05:02
  and sit. Then flip scripts like a Netflix skit.
• 1:05:04
  Cheers in the club. Yeah, she staged all that
• 1:05:06
  mascara. Lines like a welcome. Text your best
• 1:05:22
  friend from your place Blake Lively is a sociopathic
• 1:05:27
  brat Dance, dance, dance, you love it when the
• 1:05:30
  red flags flash She's so wrong, you're a certified
• 1:05:34
  fat Blake Lively is a sociopathic brat Who's
• 1:05:39
  that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? So
• 1:05:44
  like a tramp Spin around, point where she at
• 1:05:47
  If you split her in a club, better guard your
• 1:05:49
  fat, fat, fat Right now, let's get into this
• 1:06:35
  dirty rotten moron. Justin Baldoni and his wife.
• 1:06:39
  Finally, I made a video about it. We have not
• 1:06:47
  spoken publicly. For the better part of the last
• 1:06:52
  two years. And it's not because we haven't had
• 1:06:54
  anything to say. Because Lord knows we have.
• 1:06:59
  Justin Baldoni breaking his silence. Yeah, Ryan
• 1:07:03
  Reynolds and Blake Lively are losers. Months
• 1:07:08
  after settling his explosive legal battle against
• 1:07:11
  It Ends With Us co -star Blake Lively. And the
• 1:07:14
  truth is. reality is is that there's been a lot
• 1:07:17
  of trauma for us to move through as a family
• 1:07:19
  you gotta imagine that dirty rod and brown kind
• 1:07:22
  of hurt their family the director alongside wife
• 1:07:25
  emily opening up about their emily's so much
• 1:07:28
  hotter than blake could dream up After Blake
• 1:07:34
  accused Justin of onset sexual harassment, creating
• 1:07:38
  a hostile work environment, and orchestrating
• 1:07:43
  an alleged smear campaign against her. That whole
• 1:07:46
  smear campaign word is so stupid. You're a moron!
• 1:07:51
  And we've had to wrestle with so many things
• 1:07:54
  and try to understand so many things. Like, how
• 1:07:57
  could something like this even happen? She's
• 1:08:00
  a moron! Um, let alone disguised as a fight for
• 1:08:05
  women. Yeah, that's a big thing. She claims to
• 1:08:08
  be a feminist. Yeah, moron. So much to unpack.
• 1:08:14
  I don't really care. Let me play this right here.
• 1:08:32
  We got 63 days until the NFL comes back, which
• 1:08:38
  means the days are getting shorter. Who's going
• 1:08:43
  to take over this scene? Are the Patriots going
• 1:08:47
  to be good? Are they going to be aware it comes
• 1:08:50
  to their cheating coach? Even though everybody
• 1:08:55
  in the NFL cheats. Ah, man, that's about it.
• 1:08:59
  If each month was 30 days, about three months.
• 1:09:04
  Until... Actually, no. That was terrible math.
• 1:09:08
  I was thinking three times three was 90. That
• 1:09:11
  was a terrible joke by me. And hopefully, this
• 1:09:15
  isn't a terrible segment. We're about to have
• 1:09:18
  a real conversation about CTE. But first... New
• 1:09:38
  details surrounding the tragic death of Dallas
• 1:09:40
  Cowboys player Marshawn Nealon have come to light.
• 1:09:43
  This is sad, man. So sad. After a post -mortem
• 1:09:48
  brain analysis found he had stage one CTE. That's
• 1:09:52
  not good in the club. And warning, this story
• 1:09:55
  discusses suicide. All right, so he had CTE.
• 1:09:58
  You shouldn't have to be worried about suicide.
• 1:10:01
  It's a part of a life. Ryan Hoppy on the mic,
• 1:10:09
  breaking down the scenes. NBA drama, living out
• 1:10:12
  the dreams. That's why it's wild, stories about
• 1:10:15
  the queens. Dropping out those bombs, all in
• 1:10:17
  on the schemes. Hoppy's Soul Abroad celebrated
• 1:10:20
  the anniversary of the decision from 16 years
• 1:10:24
  ago by being on the golf course with Stephen
• 1:10:27
  Curry. And we have the clip right here of Stephen
• 1:10:31
  Curry being interviewed about playing golf with
• 1:10:33
  LeBron. And possibly playing with LeBron. But
• 1:10:37
  first... It has been a crazy... in the National
• 1:10:55
  Basketball Association, free agency, trades left
• 1:10:58
  and right. There's one free agent out there,
• 1:11:01
  LeBron James. He's shown some interest in being
• 1:11:03
  a Golden State Warrior potentially. Any idea
• 1:11:06
  or comment on that idea of playing with LeBron
• 1:11:08
  James? Say more so, I'm interested to just play
• 1:11:10
  golf with LeBron. Yeah, see if you can even tolerate
• 1:11:13
  being around him. We'll handle the basketball
• 1:11:17
  stuff, but I want to see the golf LeBron free
• 1:11:20
  agent. He's out here really grinding on the game.
• 1:11:26
  But I'm sure we obviously would love to play
• 1:11:28
  together. Hopefully it happens. I think it will.
• 1:11:34
  He's deserved the opportunity and the right to
• 1:11:37
  take his time with the decision. And decision,
• 1:11:39
  huh? Just like in 2010. It's time for Tampa Bay
• 1:11:42
  News. Yo, it's happy hour. We about to go live.
• 1:11:57
  Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive. From the
• 1:12:00
  beach to the bay and the city's crazy moves.
• 1:12:02
  We got stories hotter than the floor of the grooves.
• 1:12:05
  Tampa Bay News, we making it spin. All happy
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  hour when the real begins. Ryan Hop on the mic,
• 1:12:25
  spitting fire again. National waves and the city's
• 1:12:29
  his friend. Talking headlines, man, you can't
• 1:12:31
  resist. Every scoop hitting harder than a clenched
• 1:12:33
  fist. Talibate, loose lead, making it spin. On
• 1:12:37
  Hoppy Hour, where the real begins. Turn it up
• 1:12:40
  loud, let's get in the mix. From St. Pete to
• 1:12:42
  the world, we're bringing the fix. Oops. We're
• 1:12:47
  bringing the fix. We're bringing the fix. Sunshine,
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  drama, and the traffic heat. Stories so bold,
• 1:12:57
  they knock you off your seat. The vibe's electric,
• 1:13:00
  we taking control. Tampa Bay's anthem, you're
• 1:13:03
  feeling your soul. From clear water, water's
• 1:13:05
  turkey bought streets. Man, we documenting life
• 1:13:07
  with those hip -hop beats. Turn it up now, let
• 1:13:10
  the world partake. In the stories of the legends
• 1:13:12
  and the news we make. There we go. All right.
• 1:13:38
  Getting stuck in traffic. Never fun, but don't
• 1:13:40
  do this. This morning, a local funeral home owner
• 1:13:42
  is facing charges accused of impersonating an
• 1:13:45
  officer to cut through traffic. On the 4th of
• 1:13:50
  July, police arrested Reginald Cannon Saturday
• 1:13:52
  afternoon. They say he activated what looked
• 1:13:55
  like emergency lights, sounded a siren on Memorial
• 1:13:58
  Causeway heading into Clearwater Beach, which
• 1:14:00
  is always packed, especially on the 4th. An officer
• 1:14:04
  in an unmarked cruiser says that he saw cars
• 1:14:07
  moving out of the way for him. According to investigators,
• 1:14:10
  when the officer pulled him over, Cannon said
• 1:14:12
  he was trying to get to a fishing charter but
• 1:14:14
  was stuck in traffic. Yeah. It isn't it, dog.
• 1:14:18
  Can you imagine that panic when you get pulled
• 1:14:20
  over? Predatory towing in Tampa. That is what
• 1:14:27
  one man says one towing company is doing by charging
• 1:14:30
  an extra fee. His lawsuit claims is illegal.
• 1:14:33
  Yeah, these towing companies, I know it's a job,
• 1:14:37
  but they're losers. They have no other redeeming
• 1:14:41
  talents, so they have to be towed in. This is
• 1:14:44
  10 Tampa Bay News at 11. I'm Courtney Robinson.
• 1:14:46
  The man spoke with 10 Tampa Bay News reporter
• 1:14:48
  Chris Hurst just hours ago. And Chris, you're
• 1:14:50
  live from where he was towed in Tampa. Yeah,
• 1:14:56
  well, Courtney, one Saturday night, Jamie Adair
• 1:14:58
  parked his car here on West Grand Central Avenue
• 1:15:01
  in Tampa. He admits he shouldn't have done it
• 1:15:04
  and his car got towed. But when he went to go
• 1:15:07
  retrieve his car the next day, he says he got
• 1:15:09
  a surprise additional two hundred and fifty dollar
• 1:15:11
  fee. Now he's doing their scumbag. Maybe it's
• 1:15:18
  time to let other people know that. This has
• 1:15:20
  impacted me and that. Yeah, I can imagine. All
• 1:15:23
  right, there's that and there's this. 2018 Florida
• 1:15:25
  gubernatorial Democratic candidate Andrew Gillum
• 1:15:27
  is now facing drug charges stemming from an incident
• 1:15:30
  in Alabama. He looks like Gollum from freaking
• 1:15:32
  Lord of the Rings. My precious. Frank Wiley.
• 1:15:35
  My precious meth and sucking off men. He joins
• 1:15:39
  us here in the studio with a very... Alright,
• 1:15:41
  so there's that. And then there's this. Clearwater
• 1:15:43
  police say weeks of investigations have now led
• 1:15:46
  to several arrests connected to a teen takeover
• 1:15:48
  turned shooting on Clearwater Beach. Alright.
• 1:15:51
  I like to call it a thug takeover! But it doesn't
• 1:15:53
  sound so good, now does it? Now time for Clearwater
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  News. Crackle mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland
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  skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the
• 1:16:14
  Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves,
• 1:16:17
  carry tails, but they ain't Flossy concrete jungle.
• 1:16:20
  Potholes where dreams collapse. Downtown echoes
• 1:16:22
  to calves and faded calves. Past the preach and
• 1:16:25
  hustle. Corner kids trading maps. Where the vibes
• 1:16:27
  Midwest, but the struggle overlaps. Back alleys
• 1:16:41
  whisper still grit in the air. Copy pulling cars.
• 1:16:44
  City troops laid bare. Paws sharpened in the
• 1:16:47
  snow. Skyline, no time to spare. Opinions heavy
• 1:16:49
  as the lake, but he don't care. Radio days, static
• 1:16:53
  hum in the booth. Voice booming through the speakers,
• 1:16:55
  hitting with the truth. Tower city shadows, echoing
• 1:16:59
  the youth. Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the
• 1:17:02
  proof. Hoppy's lens, no rose tint. Just grind
• 1:17:04
  every segment, a slice of Cleveland's grind.
• 1:17:08
  To the heights, stories combined. Unfiltered,
• 1:17:11
  unbothered, unrefined. Breaking news now from
• 1:17:29
  the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is great news.
• 1:17:32
  All -Star guard Donovan Mitchell has just agreed
• 1:17:35
  to a four -year... 273 million dollar extension
• 1:17:39
  i don't like this news because what happened
• 1:17:42
  was at the end of the season he pretty much said
• 1:17:44
  that he's made it in life and pretty much in
• 1:17:46
  a way he said he didn't care that he's gonna
• 1:17:48
  ever win a championship in cleveland so good
• 1:17:50
  luck with that well the man who robbed two cleveland
• 1:17:52
  women and shot one of them in the face is now
• 1:17:55
  headed to prison for decades ronald loftus will
• 1:17:58
  spend 51 to 56 and a half years after a year
• 1:18:03
  You know what's funny? In Ohio, they lay down
• 1:18:07
  the law. Here in Florida, that man only got eight
• 1:18:10
  days. We have a consumer warning tonight about
• 1:18:14
  gift cards. A woman in Northeast Ohio lost hundreds
• 1:18:17
  of dollars buying bad cards. Family members felt
• 1:18:21
  awful about it. They needed help. So they reached
• 1:18:23
  out to the News 5 investigators. That's when
• 1:18:27
  you're desperate when you reach out to the local
• 1:18:28
  news. News 5 investigator Jonathan Walsh here
• 1:18:31
  in the city of Medina where an elderly woman
• 1:18:34
  was just trying to do something nice for her
• 1:18:36
  son. Sent him a present, some gift cards. Even
• 1:18:39
  sending them in a card that talked about luck.
• 1:18:43
  That's sad, man. The problem is there's no luck
• 1:18:47
  in Cleveland. We think this is art. people from
• 1:19:35
  looking at their own lives and realizing how
• 1:19:37
  bad they've actually gotten, you know? I mean,
• 1:19:40
  if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself
• 1:19:44
  orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize,
• 1:19:48
  I live in Cleveland. Did I used to eat babies
• 1:19:58
  in a former life, you know? And then you look
• 1:20:00
  around at your tiny little house that you can't
• 1:20:02
  afford because of the mortgage crisis and your
• 1:20:03
  horrible little floppy kids who will have diabetes
• 1:20:06
  by the time they're eight because they live on
• 1:20:07
  corn syrup and lye. And then you look at your
• 1:20:11
  big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards
• 1:20:14
  you with her front butt spilling out over the
• 1:20:15
  top of her ass and washed jeans. And you think,
• 1:20:18
  I'm going to go shoot myself and my pregnant
• 1:20:20
  12 -year -old daughter, right? Do you like it?
• 1:20:33
  Do you think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never
• 1:20:35
  heard anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on
• 1:20:37
  vacation. What's so good about Cleveland? Cleveland
• 1:20:44
  sucks! Cleveland sucks! what you look like on
• 1:21:10
  the outside, whether you're white, or black,
• 1:21:13
  or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your
• 1:21:17
  dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law
• 1:21:20
  it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch,
• 1:21:24
  the rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad.
• 1:21:27
  I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.
• 1:21:31
  Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who
• 1:21:33
  can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like
• 1:21:35
  a dairy cow. Oh! Huh? Oh, yes! Yes! Oh! Strike
• 1:21:50
  the climate. Strike the climate. And he got it!
• 1:21:54
  Yes! Yes! Yes! That is what I said! That's number
• 1:21:59
  five! Are you kidding me? That's right! Who do
• 1:22:04
  you think you are? I am! So if there's a few
• 1:22:06
  bucks left over, you know, go get something nice.
• 1:22:09
  Yes! $10 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, did you
• 1:22:14
  have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you
• 1:22:17
  got an albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20
• 1:22:21
  minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get them up
• 1:22:23
  there. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,
• 1:22:26
  six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.
• 1:22:30
  Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! I've got PhDs
• 1:22:51
  in four scientific disciplines. Really? Why do
• 1:22:56
  you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought
• 1:22:59
  that was a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray.
• 1:23:03
  God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey,
• 1:23:12
  shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop? Have you
• 1:23:16
  turned on the TV lately? No, why? From Judd Winner,
• 1:23:19
  the maker of gals going wild comes a little something
• 1:23:21
  for the ladies. It's sack flashers. Awesome.
• 1:23:24
  All right. It takes balls to do what they're
• 1:23:28
  doing, but these boys have got them and more.
• 1:23:30
  They're sack flashers. We love sack flashers.
• 1:23:34
  Oh, it's a sack attack. Order now and get sack
• 1:23:38
  flashers, too. Sacks in the city with bonus material.
• 1:23:41
  Beach balls. All right. Get out of here. First
• 1:23:46
  100 callers get this free sack flashers code
• 1:23:48
  sack. Operators are standing by. You'd be nuts
• 1:23:51
  to pass up on this offer. Mm -hmm. That means
• 1:23:53
  someone at church or internet night or something.
• 1:23:55
  Ooh, what's that sign? Where do they put them
• 1:23:58
  fire poppers up your buttholes? Now, that's a
• 1:24:01
  good... No, not that specific sign. But why?
• 1:24:04
  That's how I met your great -grandpappy. Oh,
• 1:24:06
  he loves him a good butthole. I told you not,
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  never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate
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  Yeah, you know I did. You go strong or you don't
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  go at all. Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that
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  Blow the candles out. Blow the candles out. Blow
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  the chain and the watch is the reason I be standing
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  now. That's where I should spin that cake while
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  When I get done, she gon' bring me my cheddar
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  This just the beginning, it only gets better
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  Now wear my hat, hat, hat Now wear my shirt,
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  on the deal You sound like a mug, yeah, I did
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  the mug It's going down, man It's going down,
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  man Bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci pumps. Shoes
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  Chain matching the rank. Yeah, I'm doing my thing.
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  Got, got so many haters. Why is so many hating?
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  Just like, yeah. Yeah. Popping those tags, these
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  Coming in the club. Taking over streets. Taking
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  on charge. Got them on lock. Everywhere we go.
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  Guaranteed to blow the spot. Messages to them
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  haters. Trying to say them gators. Well it's
• 1:35:00
  gonna blaze you. Nothing is gonna save you. Bets
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  bounce. Best bet. Report to me. My city shot
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  town. Where I put it down. Ain't no limit. Drop
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  a piece about a pound. The ball's out a lot.
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  Cause you know I call the shots. Stack a paper.
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  I'm a strong with a mean lean. When I'm guilty,
• 1:35:45
  then I'm representing my home team. Super ugly
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  with a sack of money, it's a gator king. By the
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  Shout out Maui to a Joe. Gator. Gator one. Rim.
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  And I ain't even driving, I'm just parking lot
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  pimping. Slide off in the club, feeling mannish
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  in the 50s, so fresh, so clean. Swagging at my
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  down on the floor. my journey, I want two hot
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  liggas, pimp, yeah, smoke, jank, smoke, y 'all,
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  keep your state, smoke, jank, smoke, y 'all,
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  keep your state bent, all on the earth, I don't
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  need curse, speech all slurred, nothing in my
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  cup, this shit is all good, now I'm hiding the
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  motherfucker making up words, looking like men,
• 1:37:02
  I like them light skinned, clue where I can't
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  walk. I, I, I. I can't talk. Broken from the
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  day to the dark. People all for square, but my
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  goons don't pee. This drink's on you, all eyes
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  on me. And niggas with me drinking down. Henny
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  mix with Remy Ma. Party going all night. Well,
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  we kick it, kick it hard. Niggas, they smoking.
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  They be getting choked out. Mix it with some
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  liquor, nigga. We be getting choked out. Choked
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  out, choked out. We be getting choked out. We'll
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  be right back. Playing cruel pranks Hoppy's hour
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  almost done Feels like robbery in banks Brian
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  Hoppy on the mic Dropping wisdom through screams
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  Syndicated sorrow Now it's time to shatter dreams
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  Oh the Hoppy hour is coming to a close Radio
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  waves made it like a wilting rose Laughter and
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  joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep the
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  rhythm All night's just so unfair All night's
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  Music Clockwork to a show Now it's time to face
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  the silence like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held
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  silence louder than the thoughts we can't rewind
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  Laughter and joy, dissolving in the air But we'll
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  be alright, coming to a close Radio waves, it's
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  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
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  a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is
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  now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
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  day. Good night and God bless America. Door is
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  closing.