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Distracted by the Real World · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Jonah Ray from Comedy Central's The Meltdown
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  Speaker 1: with Jonah Kumail, and you're listening to another meltdown, a
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  Speaker 1: movie meltdown.
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  Speaker 3: Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 4: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 5: I don't care about losing all the money. It's losing
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  Speaker 5: all the stuff.
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  Speaker 6: What's up and welcome.
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  Speaker 7: To Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Jake.
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  Speaker 7: You haven't heard that in a while now, have you?
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  Speaker 8: It's been quite some time.
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  Speaker 7: Because we're coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 7: the bastion of awesomeness.
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  Speaker 1: Of messiness.
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  Speaker 8: It's so damn messy.
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  Speaker 3: Whichever.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just perusing the stuff. It's got tons of new
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  Speaker 7: stuff since last time I was here.
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  Speaker 8: Books and Baby Yodas everywhere.
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  Speaker 7: There is a mountain of Baby Yodas sitting directly in
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  Speaker 7: front of us.
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  Speaker 8: There's a tower over there.
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  Speaker 7: And a tower that I'm not going to poke because
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  Speaker 7: the child will fall so many times. There's so many childs.
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  Speaker 8: I loaded up on the Funko Pop. There's so many
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  Speaker 8: different varieties, and then I had to buy two of
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  Speaker 8: most of them because, God forbid, what if I have
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  Speaker 8: to open one of them one day? It's a process.
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  Speaker 7: It makes it so much easier. I don't normally even
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  Speaker 7: buy Pops, but every once in a while, I saw
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  Speaker 7: one the other day. Have you seen they did an
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  Speaker 7: Invisible Man? And it was like an exclusive through, I
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  Speaker 7: think Walgreens or somebody did it. Is it just an
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  Speaker 7: empty box? That would be pretty good actually now that
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  Speaker 7: I think about it.
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  Speaker 1: That would be funny.
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  Speaker 7: But it was him with the, he's wrapped in bandages
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  Speaker 7: and he got like the big glasses on. Like it's
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  Speaker 7: really cool. Like his whole head is just like encased
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  Speaker 7: in like glasses and wrapped bandages and like it looked
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  Speaker 7: pretty cool.
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  Speaker 8: Is he wearing the Hugh Hefner robe?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I would hope so. And then the best part
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  Speaker 7: was the box was messed up. And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: now I don't have to question. Like, yeah, I can
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  Speaker 7: be a real dork and take it out and play
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  Speaker 7: with it, which is what I wanted to do anyway. So, yep,
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  Speaker 7: I got Invisible Man. It's one of like a handful
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  Speaker 7: of pops I've gotten because I've tried to just not even,
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  Speaker 7: I try not to go down that road if I
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  Speaker 7: can help it other than my stitches.
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  Speaker 8: I got some more knockoff Baby Yodas in the couch.
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  Speaker 8: This is my AliExpress special.
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  Speaker 1: Her Chinese Baby Yodas.
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  Speaker 8: They brought the virus.
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  Speaker 7: Damn it. Quarantine your baby Yoda.
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  Speaker 1: She actually did.
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  Speaker 7: He was locked in a room by himself for weeks.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, should I let this sit in the
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  Speaker 1: sunlight for like 30 days?
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  Speaker 7: No, he'll fade. No, it was in the bag. It
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  Speaker 7: was in the bag.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, a week, it'll be fine.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. I washed him in the washing room dryer.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you did. A week to 14 days.
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  Speaker 8: I think I'm okay now.
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  Speaker 7: I still haven't cuddled with those two. Well, we haven't died,
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  Speaker 7: so I guess we're okay. So there you go. That's
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  Speaker 7: the big news is we're sitting in the same room
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  Speaker 7: having a discussion. I realized that.
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  Speaker 8: Is that allowed? Are we going to get in trouble?
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  Speaker 1: No, because we're all essential.
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  Speaker 7: We are less than 10 people. We can get together.
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  Speaker 8: There's 48 Baby Yodas as I count.
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  Speaker 7: We're not counting the multitudes of Baby Yodas. So many childs.
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  Speaker 8: But the Elvis squirrel was here.
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  Speaker 7: He was not. I walked in, yeah, I was kind
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  Speaker 7: of distracted by this Elvis squirrel over here, too. You
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  Speaker 7: guys should just, if you could sit here, and we
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  Speaker 7: just need a video cast just for... No, you don't.
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  Speaker 7: To peruse. Well, just a close-up going past shelves, so
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  Speaker 7: you could just be like, what's that?
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  Speaker 1: So we could be on the next episode of Hoarders.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
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  Speaker 7: It's a fine line, everybody. I know, I'm... playing that
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  Speaker 7: game myself i like i have to shift things to
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  Speaker 7: watch tv that's the game now because where i have
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  Speaker 7: to go like watch a movie is where other stuff
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  Speaker 7: gets piled the rest of the week because i don't
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  Speaker 7: have time the rest of the week so then it's
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  Speaker 7: like okay let's sit down and watch a movie damn
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  Speaker 7: it i gotta move all the stuff that's been shifted
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  Speaker 7: that way i have to go through that.
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  Speaker 8: To get to my deep i'm a blu-ray so they're
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  Speaker 8: like there's.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you know what are those huh what are they
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  Speaker 1: Because people can't see them, obviously. What's in front of
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  Speaker 1: your DVDs?
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  Speaker 8: I was getting ready.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Thundercats.
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  Speaker 7: Thunder, thunder, thunder, thundercats is what I see.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, I mean, yeah, they're thundercats, but who makes them?
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  Speaker 7: See, that's the thing. There's so many variations of little disformed...
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  Speaker 7: Super deformed, however many variations there are.
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  Speaker 8: The Funko Minis of the Stranger Things. I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 8: there's a Preacher back there. Some Ghostbusters.
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  Speaker 7: Also, on this side is the Elvis Squirrel. On that
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  Speaker 7: side is Vampire Squirrel.
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  Speaker 8: Vampire Squirrel.
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  Speaker 7: I think we discussed him last time. He's been here
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  Speaker 7: a while. And Sam, right in the middle. Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Trick or treat, Sam.
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  Speaker 8: There's one over there in the box, too.
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  Speaker 7: God forbid. God forbid. Fine lines. Is there one in
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  Speaker 7: the box? Yeah, right over there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you live here, you don't realize stuff. Every once
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  Speaker 1: in a while, she's like, what are you looking.
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  Speaker 2: At?
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  Speaker 1: I just noticed something I've never noticed before.
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  Speaker 7: Weird. That's mine, too. When did I buy that?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Mine's the tiki collection over in my house.
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  Speaker 7: I know. And every once in a while, you probably
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  Speaker 7: look over and go, I got a blue one?
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  Speaker 8: When did I get a blue one? You have this
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  Speaker 8: one little shelf in the corner.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: You've been shoved to the corner. Jake, move your shit.
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  Speaker 8: Damn it.
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  Speaker 7: I lasted in the living room as long as I could.
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  Speaker 8: He's the last holdout right there is a shelf.
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  Speaker 7: He'll be out in the shed. This is my corner.
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  Speaker 8: I'm going to close the back porch.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. You know?
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  Speaker 7: It fits. Well, you both have awesome things.
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  Speaker 8: Hell yeah, we do.
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  Speaker 1: The oil lamp's mine.
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  Speaker 8: That we never turn on. Our plug-in.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you can't get to the plug.
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  Speaker 8: Because all my stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Because all your stuff's in front of me. I've got
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  Speaker 1: my wind-up toys up there on the.
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  Speaker 7: I have some of those, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the little reapers.
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  Speaker 7: I started getting spooky wind-up toys years ago. We've crossed
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  Speaker 7: over on a few, but then you've got some I
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  Speaker 7: don't have. It's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 8: Let me get any ideas over there.
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  Speaker 7: Look where would I begin if I wanted to steal
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  Speaker 7: it because you got lots of cool shit so I'm
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  Speaker 7: like what I'd have to rent a trailer I mean shit.
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  Speaker 8: You could take half of what we have and I
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  Speaker 8: would you.
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  Speaker 7: Wouldn't know you'd be like where's that one thing I.
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  Speaker 8: Swear I had and yeah.
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  Speaker 7: For years you'd be like I think I have that
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  Speaker 7: I don't know where because I do that now anyway
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  Speaker 7: you do and it drives me up the wall somewhere
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  Speaker 7: in a plastic tub store it away somewhere I know
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  Speaker 7: I've already got that so I won't bother buying it again.
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  Speaker 8: I found stuff today that I forgot I even had
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  Speaker 8: You did?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 8: Apparently I have a Phantasm 5 VHS.
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  Speaker 1: You got a Phantasm 5 VHS? Are you sure that's
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  Speaker 1: not mine?
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  Speaker 8: No, it's definitely mine, because when I ordered the Don
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  Speaker 8: Coscarelli autographed book, that came in the box. And the
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  Speaker 8: box has been on the floor for months, and I
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  Speaker 8: forgot that it was in there.
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  Speaker 1: Because I have a Phantasm 5 VHS.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, what year did you go to for
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  Speaker 7: Phantasm 5? I've lost track.
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  Speaker 8: I think he couldn't have sent me any of the
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  Speaker 8: good movies. I don't remember Phantasm 5.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's five.
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  Speaker 7: I remember four. Five was like way later. I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 8: I shouldn't bitch. They did send it to me.
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  Speaker 7: It's one through three.
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  Speaker 1: That's the best ones for me.
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  Speaker 7: It is one I had to, again, I think I
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  Speaker 7: blocked out what little I'd seen as a kid because
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  Speaker 7: I thought they were more disturbing than they were. And
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  Speaker 7: then I think it was like when we were going
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  Speaker 7: to talk to him, I was like, I guess I
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  Speaker 7: should watch these. And went back and watched them, and
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  Speaker 7: I was just like, oh, these are totally different than
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  Speaker 7: I thought they were as a kid. Like, I grew
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  Speaker 7: up with what I thought Phantasm was about, and then
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  Speaker 7: I watched them, and I was like, no, these are awesome.
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  Speaker 1: This is totally different. Thinking back on that, the whole
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  Speaker 1: thing with the flying ball, or the flying orb, and
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  Speaker 1: the part where it flies and sticks in people's foreheads,
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  Speaker 1: and then it drills and squirts their brains out. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: thinking back on that, I remember seeing that as a
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  Speaker 1: kid and thinking, just like really freaked out by that
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  Speaker 1: see that's i.
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  Speaker 7: Think i remember hearing like a description of what phantasm
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  Speaker 7: was supposed to be and it was like one of
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  Speaker 7: the goriest movies ever made and like i just it
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  Speaker 7: was gory then but it was yeah it was it
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  Speaker 7: was from someone normal and it was from someone normal
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  Speaker 7: in the early 80s so i'm just like it was
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  Speaker 7: kind of a big deal then but.
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  Speaker 8: We didn't have what we have now that's the.
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  Speaker 7: Thing i went back now and watched it and i
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  Speaker 7: was like oh These are just fun. This is great.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I used to not watch any movies with zombies
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  Speaker 1: in them because I would have nightmares of zombies. I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't watch anything. I think the first, and this may
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  Speaker 1: sound dumb, but the first zombie movie that I could
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  Speaker 1: actually watch that didn't give me nightmares was Shaun of
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  Speaker 1: the Dead. Because it's fun.
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  Speaker 7: Any other movies didn't bother me.
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  Speaker 8: I thought it was Fido.
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  Speaker 3: Fido?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it was Fido. I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Again, that was a shift in the zombie... Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 7: all the old... Zombie comedies.
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  Speaker 1: All the old.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, who is it that does all the.
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  Speaker 7: Romero. Romero, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All the Romero stuff. It always gave me nightmares.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, again, that's because they're that damn good. Like,
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  Speaker 7: it legitimately was disturbing for its time, and now we've
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  Speaker 7: gotten just sort of normal. Zombies are so commonplace. They're
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  Speaker 7: on half the commercials now. It's so generic now. It's
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  Speaker 7: weird when I see something that seems different. If somebody's
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  Speaker 7: finding some new way to do things, it's a zombie anything.
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  Speaker 7: Definitely a movie, but even TV shows, commercials.
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  Speaker 1: It's rare that things shock you anymore. Now we've seen
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  Speaker 1: everything in the movies. There was that time when you
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  Speaker 1: were when you were still kind of, I guess, kind
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  Speaker 1: of an innocent kid, and you didn't see all the
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  Speaker 1: gore and the guts and the blood and that stuff that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you're just like, oh, my God.
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  Speaker 8: Everything was new at that point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, especially by the time you hit the 80s,
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  Speaker 7: because they got so good at practical effects in their
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  Speaker 7: own way. Again, it's its own little weird world of
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  Speaker 7: 80s practical effects. There's better and worse, but for the
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  Speaker 7: most part, like, you'd never... they hadn't created stuff like
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  Speaker 7: that up until the 80s like you know there was
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  Speaker 7: good old school stuff you know back in the old
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  Speaker 7: days with horror movies but it was like a new
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  Speaker 7: peak when you hit the 80s so like yeah we
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  Speaker 7: just were flooded with all these horror movies that were
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  Speaker 7: just oozing blood and puss and goo and like we
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  Speaker 7: just yeah you had to readjust and kind of recalibrate
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  Speaker 7: your movie.
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  Speaker 8: Geek system Very few things are as terrifying as those
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  Speaker 8: things in Beastmaster to this day. I don't even care
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  Speaker 8: what anybody says.
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  Speaker 7: The giant winged things.
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  Speaker 8: Those things, I don't even know what they're officially called.
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  Speaker 7: I don't even know what they're called, but I, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I still, I don't even, like, they're so cool, I
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  Speaker 7: don't even have nightmares. I just think back, I'm going
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  Speaker 7: to go, man, those are cool. I don't know what
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  Speaker 7: the hell they are, but they're disturbing. And they absorb
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  Speaker 7: you and eat you and ooze around you and, yeah, bones.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. It's weird.
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  Speaker 3: It's awesome.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you, Don Cascaro. Even though you don't really.
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  Speaker 8: Love that movie. This is our entire episode devoted to
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  Speaker 8: Don Coscarelli.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, Don. He seems like a cool guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, sorry. I had to try to find that so
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  Speaker 8: we didn't forget what movie it was.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Because that was another one that was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we watched a lot of movies.
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  Speaker 8: Do we have any more time before we get to
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  Speaker 8: watching movies?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 7: That was the whole reason for this episode. Was because
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  Speaker 7: a few weeks ago I was like... Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 7: it's been a while since we actually sat down to record.
• 12:33
  Speaker 7: And I was like, oh, it's almost getting to the
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  Speaker 7: end of the year. And usually we shut down by
• 12:37
  Speaker 7: the time you hit Thanksgiving. Because reasons. But we've covered
• 12:41
  Speaker 7: that in the past. It's always the way it is. Like,
• 12:43
  Speaker 7: we just kind of do different things by the time
• 12:45
  Speaker 7: we hit the end of the year. So I was like, oh,
• 12:47
  Speaker 7: we're coming up on that. Oh, wait. Did we do
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  Speaker 7: any at the first of the year? And then I
• 12:52
  Speaker 7: went back and looked. I was like, no, we didn't.
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  Speaker 7: So I was like, I'll be damned if we're going
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  Speaker 7: to go through all of 2020 and not sit down.
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  Speaker 7: We did one... Phoner Zoom version, which is different.
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  Speaker 1: I think I fell asleep to that.
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  Speaker 7: Those were fine, but, you know, again, I like being
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  Speaker 7: in the same room and touching all these toys.
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  Speaker 8: You get off my toys.
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  Speaker 7: But that's the thing. I was like, all right, if
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  Speaker 7: you've got some sort of time that we can get together,
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  Speaker 7: we need it at least just to, like, screw you, 2020.
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  Speaker 7: We're going to record one episode at least.
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  Speaker 8: This year's been a clusterfuck.
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  Speaker 7: It's just... Every day is another level.
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  Speaker 1: You've got another baby Yoda hiding over here that I
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  Speaker 1: just saw.
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  Speaker 8: That's one of the duplicates. Surprise!
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  Speaker 1: Where the hell did that one come from?
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  Speaker 8: I had like four of them over here earlier. I
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  Speaker 8: just moved them over there. This is the one with
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  Speaker 8: his little bone broth.
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  Speaker 7: So, I was like, damn it, we're going to do
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  Speaker 7: an episode together if at all humanly possible.
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  Speaker 8: Just make sure you're home before the curfew.
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  Speaker 7: That's a whole other issue to get into that we
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  Speaker 7: will not. So, all right. Speaking of Baby Yoda's, because
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  Speaker 7: I'm looking at a mountain of them right now. Oh,
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  Speaker 7: my God.
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  Speaker 8: How cute is the Baby Yoda?
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  Speaker 7: Earlier today, I saw, I didn't know if you'd seen
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  Speaker 7: this because, you know, nobody's going out in the world.
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  Speaker 7: But when I went out into the world today, there
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  Speaker 7: was a car in the parking lot and it had
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  Speaker 7: a bumper sticker on it. And it had a little
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  Speaker 7: picture of Baby Yoda. And it said, my child can
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  Speaker 7: levitate your child.
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  Speaker 8: Don't I have that magnet on the refrigerator?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do.
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  Speaker 7: See, there you go. I was like, if you've been
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  Speaker 7: out in the world, you probably already have it. But
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  Speaker 7: you may have not seen it yet. So, yep, bumper sticker.
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  Speaker 8: You know my commitment phobia with stickers and bumper stickers?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I get that too. I have my fix. My
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  Speaker 7: adjustment of that is I have these... You've seen them
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  Speaker 7: a million years ago. I've had these things forever. They're
• 14:49
  Speaker 7: like plastic shell drawers, but they're almost transparent. They're mostly transparent,
• 14:58
  Speaker 7: but you can see through them. So now I've taken
• 15:02
  Speaker 7: all the stickers that I'm like, I don't really want
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: to stick that somewhere because then what happens when I
• 15:05
  Speaker 7: have to get rid of whatever the hell it's stuck on?
• 15:07
  Speaker 7: So now I've shoved them in the front of this
• 15:09
  Speaker 7: so you can see them through so I'm enjoying the
• 15:12
  Speaker 7: cool stickers that I have without actually having to adhere
• 15:15
  Speaker 7: them to anything.
• 15:16
  Speaker 8: See, it's not just me.
• 15:17
  Speaker 7: I cheated.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I just stick stuff on stuff.
• 15:19
  Speaker 8: Do you stick shit everywhere?
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I put stickers all over shit.
• 15:22
  Speaker 8: As much as I wish you would not put stickers,
• 15:24
  Speaker 8: you put stickers.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I put them upside down. Slightly canted.
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: Oh man, you are so punk rock.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I just slap. I slap shit.
• 15:31
  Speaker 7: You must be one of them skateboard kids. Yeah, pretty much.
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: Putting stickers on crooked and shit.
• 15:37
  Speaker 8: Upside down. There are several within my daily viewing range
• 15:41
  Speaker 8: that are upside down. And they're stuck because they're stickers
• 15:44
  Speaker 8: and that's what they are there for.
• 15:48
  Speaker 7: So, how's it been going since last year when we
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: sat in the same room and spoke?
• 15:53
  Speaker 8: This year sucked. I'm tired. I'm tired. Usually I'm not
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: one to bitch about a year sucking. Usually I'm just like,
• 16:00
  Speaker 8: you know, everybody's sitting there that, oh, 2019 sucked. Oh,
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: you all should have appreciated 2019.
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, really. I mean, to me, I just ride one
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: week to the next and we're doing something for the show.
• 16:11
  Speaker 7: That's what I was talking about recently. I was like,
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: this year was just its own weird vacation because we
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: didn't do anything for the show.
• 16:17
  Speaker 8: I know, it's kind of lame.
• 16:17
  Speaker 7: It was just, who can I talk to and do
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: I have to use Zoom? That's been the fight week
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: in and week out this year.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: This has just been all work. I mean, we got-
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: We're essential.
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: You damned essential worker, you. I know.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: I was like, they told everyone, oh, we're going to
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: have to shut down. You know, businesses are going to
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: have to shut down. I was like, fuck yeah, I'm
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: going to be off work for a little while. That's
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: going to be awesome, which in a way, probably it's
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: a good thing that I'm not.
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I've said all along. I was like,
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to complain because I had to go
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: to work, but I will a little bit because I
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: don't want to.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Go to work.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: But I'm amazed that we were not, like at our work,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: we weren't affected at all.
• 16:57
  Speaker 7: I mean, it's.
• 16:58
  Speaker 8: I wish I could say that.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: It's just been, you know, in a way it's good.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: In a way it's bad because it's good because we
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: don't have to, because I know there are a lot
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: of people right now that are struggling and a lot
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: of them are really worried about their finances.
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why I'm like, I don't want to, I
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: don't want to be a bitch about anything.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, God damn it. These people are off
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: work and they're, and they're riding bikes and they're, and
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: they're cleaning their yard and they're cleaning their houses and
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: they're adding on new additions to their houses and shit
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: like that. And our house is a mess. And my
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: yard's a wreck. Everybody around me is probably pissed off
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: at me. Because everybody has like immaculate yards. And my
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: yard looks like.
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: Did they ever finish that last square in the neighbor's yard?
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: No.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Well, our neighbor next door, his yard's a mess too.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: So we kind of match. But he works. He works
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: constantly too. I think he's a firefighter.
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: But. There are a lot of things on fire lately.
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: I just.
• 17:49
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: I just.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Haven't had time. It just seems like all we do
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: is work and then come home and then you're so
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: tired from work that, you know, you just kind of
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: like sit on your phone and veg out. Next thing
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: you know, it's time to go to bed and time
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: to get up and go do it all over again.
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 18:03
  Speaker 8: That sucks for me because I'm having to deal with
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: all the stuff people are buying online.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Because there's no places.
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: So we've been damn near working peak hours like now.
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: You guys have been slammed. All you Amazon bastards out
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: there ordering your stuff. When it comes broken, you know why.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Amazon, eBay, Walmart Marketplace, all that stuff.
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: Dude.
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: So, it's been a fun year.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: It's been a year of not getting to go on vacation, really.
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: But hitting so many bookstores. Yeah, that's the only thing.
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: You've made up for it recently with the bookstore.
• 18:40
  Speaker 8: I'm on a recent kick of old horror books. There's
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: a moldy one right by your elbow that's got a
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: really awesome cover, but I had to go buy a
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: duplicate of it because it has mold on the inside.
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: But look at that fucking cover.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: It's not really mold.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Spooky.
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: It's got a demon face on it.
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: He's a movie theater person. He's a movie theater demon.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: He's an usher. He's a ticket taker. He's at the
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: little ticket taker window.
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: But it's mold.
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: And he's a demon looking thing.
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: But yeah, I have found some of the most awesome
• 19:10
  Speaker 8: bookstores in the area that I did not know existed
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: before this year. Because I'm like, huh. Where can we
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: go now? Because we're not going anywhere else.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: No, really.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been doing a lot of local stuff.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Local bookstores.
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: And by local, I mean we went two hours.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 8: Three hours to Nashville.
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Miniature runs, you know. Not the full-on trips.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Well, it was a two-hour trip that turned into a
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: five-hour trip.
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: Was it that short of a.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was a six-hour trip. Because we got halfway
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: there and then the brakes locked up on my element,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: so I had to I had to hobble it back home,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: park it, and then grab the Civic and take off.
• 19:46
  Speaker 8: And then I was deaf for days.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: It's not that loud.
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: It is that loud. I had heard humming for like
• 19:54
  Speaker 8: a month.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: It's a race car.
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: We're not a race car.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: You don't know.
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: Is it a kind of sculpture?
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: What?
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: Well, I got to collect my stack of weird movie
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: adaption books adaptations movie tie-ins i've had i had a
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: ton of and that's why i hadn't thought about it
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: because i don't need more stuff ever really truthfully but
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: when has that ever stopped me so i had a
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: ton of them from when i was a kid and
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: then like they're in a as previously mentioned in a
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: box somewhere that i don't know where the hell most
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: of them are but i had a few of them
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: that i picked up in the last few years that
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: were just like weird that were just like they made
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: a book of this like walking tall part two. They
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: made a book of walking tall part two. Really? Yeah.
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: So I was just like, it was stuff like that,
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: that I was just like, who, who, who buys the book,
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: the movie?
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: When did it come out? Cause I remember 70s. I mean,
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: that was, there was a whole market of books for
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: movies and vice versa.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: But I remember, I remember going to the public library, uh,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: and this is before VHS, uh, was even a thing.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: But I remember going to the public library and checking
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: out books of movies specifically because I couldn't watch the movie.
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've heard other geeks, like, that was, if you
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: go back that far, that was a thing. Like, I
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: couldn't go and see R-rated movies, but the books of
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: them they'd let me read. So, like, I could find
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: out all I wanted about that.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, even when, like, even at the time
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: when VHS came out, when a new movie came out
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: to the screen... It always seemed like it took like
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: a year before it actually made it.
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: It usually did, yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: So I remember one of the specific movie books I
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: remember buying was The Last Crusade.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I think that's the right one.
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: Indiana Jones? Yeah. Third one. Sean Connery? Sean Connery, yeah.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: So when we went to Thailand, I checked out Temple
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: of Doom and I bought The Last Crusade on paperback.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: And those were the two books I read while I
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: was on the plane and while I was in Thailand.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Just because.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: It's Indiana Jones.
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's Indiana Jones. Why would you not?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Everything's going to be in Thai, and I needed my
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: own stash of stuff.
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: My geek fix while I'm gone.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: And that's the last time you read a book.
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: Pretty close for me. I've read books.
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: Come on.
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: I did have my, but again, it was one of
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: those that like for the moment I was like, this,
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: this is a weird different thing. Like the, because half
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: the time they'll like base the book version off of
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: like early screenplay drafts. So by the time it becomes
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: the movie, half of it's not there anymore.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: It's not, that's the way it was with like, um,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I think the temple of doom, but there was stuff
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: in the book that was like, uh, you know, I
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: was like, what in the world? And even, uh, when
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I had read the last crusade, of course it was
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: before I actually saw the last crusade.
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: So. You spoiled it for yourself. Well, you know. Except
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: they probably changed everything.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: In a way I kind of did because when I
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: saw the movie, the movie was not anywhere near as
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: good as the book, which is weird because I enjoyed
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: the movie, but my imagination is, I guess not a kid, uh,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Not really a kid. I guess whatever you are when
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: you're like 18, 19, 18, 17, whatever, however old you are.
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: Still kind of a kid. Technically an adult, but still
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: kind of a kid.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: My imagination was so much better than the actual effects
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: on the film. By the time I saw the film,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I was just kind of like, this is cool, but
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: my mind, it was so much better.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: They're different. Yeah. I just always keep them in different areas.
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: But yeah, I remember like Of course, no surprise, I
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: had the Back to the Future book. There's totally different
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: stuff going on in that book that was cut from
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: the screenplay, like three screenplays earlier when they rewrote it.
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: So yeah, there's whole other weird stuff going on. And
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: I'm like, this isn't in the movie.
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: What's going on with this?
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: So now, a million years later, I'm like, I think
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: I'm going to get some more of those weird movie adaptations.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: So, yep.
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: I've got two that I'm aware of. And a license
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: to drive.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: Of course.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: And Harry and the Hendersons.
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: Very impressive novel. I've got none. Well, I have an
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: extra stack because now Misty just knows what geeky things
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: I'm into. So she just like goes to other. Now
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: I don't have to go to these bookstores because you
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: just like, hey, do you want this?
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: You have to go to bookstores so that you can
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: look for stuff that I want.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: That's, yeah. When I do it here, but I usually
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: don't drive that far because it's just me and I'm
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: just sitting at home. Occasionally, I'm like, hey, do you
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: have this weird girl running away from a scary house?
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: This girl melting away from my house.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: That was the one I found this time. She's blowing
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: away in the wind. That is some weird cover art.
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: What is going on with her body?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: That's not a natural human pose.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: Nope. No, it's not.
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: Is she trying to go through the gate pelvis first?
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: Of course, I saw that and thought of Misty. I'm like,
• 25:10
  Speaker 7: look at this weird chick. I think Misty needs this
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: book Yeah, I'm not even.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Sure what's going on there. She does look like she's
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: kind of like, I'm just going to pelvic thrust this
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: gate open.
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: She just didn't read the book.
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: It'll drive you insane.
• 25:27
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah.
• 25:33
  Speaker 11: Hi, I'm Patricia Quinn, and you're luckily listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: Michael Rainey was ill the day the earth stood still
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: But he told us where we stand.
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: And Flash Gordon was.
• 25:51
  Speaker 9: There in silver underwear Claude Rains was the invisible man
• 25:58
  Speaker 9: Then something.
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: I'll take every cent you've made.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Go on the list.
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: I do want to do... I almost went with that
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: one first. Had I enough money to rent it? Sadly,
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: I don't because... That's the lifestyle. I'm rolling coin to
• 26:27
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• 26:31
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• 26:41
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• 26:47
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• 26:50
  Speaker 7: what you guys, not just me, like what all, I mean,
• 26:53
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• 26:56
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• 26:58
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• 27:01
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• 27:04
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• 27:17
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• 27:26
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• 27:27
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• 27:29
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• 27:35
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• 27:40
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  Speaker 3: That's what I keep saying.
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• 27:54
  Speaker 4: It's the world of terrible movies and the world of
• 27:56
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• 27:58
  Speaker 7: That's, yeah, that's a pretty good representation. And occasionally we
• 28:01
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• 28:04
  Speaker 7: tell the normies that. Occasionally, I'm like, hey, let's go
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: watch a new movie. And oh, look, this actually was good. Yeah, yeah.
• 28:13
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  Speaker 2: fine entertainment. Is everybody happy? Then let's go. It's showtime.
• 30:26
  Speaker 7: Well, would you like to give a full rundown of
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: everything you've seen in the last six months?
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: Should we talk about some of it before we forget
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: that we watched all of it?
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, sure. Probably.
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: What do you want to talk about that we watched first?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Why don't you go in the order that they are
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: sitting on our pile of DVDs that have been watched.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Or Blu-rays.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: Sorry, Blu-rays. See, it's helpful. Normally, we're not sitting directly
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: in front of your movies, and you're like, wait, what
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: did we see? So now you can just go down
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: the stack.
• 30:50
  Speaker 8: We watched Thrashing.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, we did. God, I love that movie.
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: I'd never seen that movie, but then it's like, Boykram
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: was talking about it, and he's talking about, we kept
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: watching a lot of skateboarding videos and shit, and I'm
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: just like, Let's watch Thrashing. Look how pretty little Josh
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: Brolin is.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: And how gorgeous Sherilyn Finn is.
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: I mean.
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: She was.
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: You're hard-pressed to find young Sherilyn Finn that isn't gorgeous.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: Even now, in her mom jeans, you know, she's still
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: probably doing just fine. But young Sherilyn Finn.
• 31:25
  Speaker 8: I'm serious.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: You gotta take a breather, man. It's rough.
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: The weird thing is, I didn't even recognize... I didn't.
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: Realize she was in it.
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: I think when I bought it, I remember seeing her
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: in the credits. But when we started, it was probably
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: several months after I bought it that we decided to
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: watch it. And I first saw her, I'm like, it
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: didn't even click. And then there was like this one
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: scene where she talks to the douchebag guy.
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: And I was like, holy shit, that's Sherilyn Finn. She
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: had her hair different. Her hair was different. I'm like,
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: oh my God, she's gorgeous. A little baby Josh Brolin.
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: I was like, oh, look, a little baby Josh Brolin.
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: Look how cute he is. He's a guy that came
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: full circle. Like, he disappeared for a good... He did it, like,
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: totally wrong. Like, normally that mid-range is when you're supposed
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: to get all your super, like, fancy starring roles. He, like,
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: skipped the part when everybody else is super famous. He
• 32:18
  Speaker 7: was like, I'm kind of famous as a kid, and
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: then came back almost past the point when everybody... Like,
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: he was pretty old by the time he had his, like, resurgence.
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: And like now he's like A-list superstar again. But I'm like,
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: he waited way late in his career to become a
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: superstar like he did.
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: He was a superstar. Fucking Goonies.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: It's still on the kid's side for me. Yeah. Yep.
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: He skipped the middle part there. So I don't know.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: It was just a weird career decision for him. I
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: don't know if they purposely did it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: Are you trying to imply that Jonah Hex did not
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: make him a superstar?
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: Jonah Hex was enough to ruin most people.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot he was in Jonah Hex.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: He went above and beyond.
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: You were too distracted by toe thumbs to realize anybody
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: else was in that movie.
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: Climbed out of the hole that was Jonah Hex and survived.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: The Thrashing is such a great movie. I mean, during
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: this whole, like, shit-demic, I've just been kind of going
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: back to, like, a lot of 80s stuff. And for
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: a while, kind of going back to 90s stuff, too.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: You know, just because I'm thinking, like, yeah, geez, what
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: a great decade.
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: 90s. It is one of those, the 80s almost immediately
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: became its own little nostalgic thing, and I didn't realize
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: how specifically identifiable the 90s was until I got further away,
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: and now I look back and I'm like, oh yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: the 90s is so specific.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so it's when you get to the early zeros,
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: I'm just like, eh. Nothing really has that same feel,
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: but maybe it's just because I'm still too close, so
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: give it 20 more years if I'm not dead. If
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: I look back, I'll just be like, oh yeah, the 2000s.
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: That was kind of a thing.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe the 2000s just for right now, they seem to
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: blend too much into like every, like from 2000 to 2020. Yeah.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Seems like it's just blended.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: And I can't, half the time I can't even remember.
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: I was like, what was that movie? 2010? Oh no, 2002.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: That's a huge span of time that I'm like, I
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: don't know. It's just a big blur.
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: That's, that's the way I look at a lot of things.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, like my car. I'm like, I'm
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: like 2003.
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: That's new. I do that all the time is the
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: scary thing. I'm just like, yeah, it was just the
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: other day. What was that?
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: 2007.
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: Wait, what was, oh shit. Yeah. I'm doing math. No,
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: I got to get a calculator. Hold on.
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: Shit.
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: That's a long time ago. Yeah. Whoa. It's disturbing really.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So it is different than like when you look
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: into the nineties, for some reason, the nineties and the eighties,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I can remember very specific things. Uh, throughout those years.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, there are things that happened at very specific
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: times during the eighties and during the nineties that I can.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: You know, I can be like, oh yeah, that was
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: 95 or that was 96 or that was 86.
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: I can definitely do that with movies. Like I know
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: what year all that stuff came out then and specifically remember.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: But again, I watched stuff in the 2000s, but for
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: some reason, none of it sticks. I'm like, what year
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: did that come out?
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: It's the 2000s.
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: Was that two years ago or 18 years ago? I
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: don't know. It's a big blur. I don't remember. That
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: was yesterday, right? Yeah, 2002. That wasn't yesterday.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that's kind of part of the reason. Well,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, Misty had bought the Blu-ray. And I was
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: just like, hell yeah, Thrash. And God, I haven't seen
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: that in forever. We need to watch that. And I
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: think it was one of those nights where I actually
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: got to pick a movie. And it was pretty.
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: Hey, I ask you all the time, what do you
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: want to watch? And you're like, I don't care. And
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: I'm like, fine, I'll pick something.
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: I guess you better jump on that then.
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: Or I just randomly... You're just sitting there, and I'm like,
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: all right, I'm watching a movie.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: I'm watching this movie. You can move or keep staring forward.
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: Why didn't you just stare at his phone?
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that was one that.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I think that was one where you're like, are you
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: just going to fall asleep? Pick a movie and fall asleep?
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: No.
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: Oh, no, I picked Idle Hands.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: We watched that, too.
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: That's awesome.
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: It's a classic.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: I fucking love Idle Hands. It has been a long
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: time since I've revisited when I think about it now,
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: but I'm just like.
• 36:14
  Speaker 8: You just moved right down the list because that one's
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: like right down below me.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, is it right down the list? See, I can't
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: see that far, but I remember Idle Hands because I
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: was like, hell yeah, I picked two movies in a row.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Idle Hands.
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: I love that movie. I forget how much I love
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: that movie. That movie is timeless. That movie will never.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: Forget stuff that goes on in it. And at some point,
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: either it will come up, which I don't know that
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: it comes up all that often, but just enough that
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: I remember a specific scene. I'm like, oh yeah, that
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: happens in there too. Look at me! Well, that's just
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: because we quoted that every day of our lives since
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: the movie came out. It's rare that I go very
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: long without saying that. And people would probably think I'm
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: quoting the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but nope, none of those
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: sequels and or reboots. It's all Idle Hands.
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: It's such a great movie. The delightfully homophobic Jack Noseworthy.
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: I don't remember most of that. That's why you go
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: back and revisit and you're like, oh, there's some aspects
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: to this.
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: I meant that sarcastically. I don't find homophobia even remotely delightful.
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: But movies, again, going back to especially the 80s, so
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: many movies that I forget because when you're immersed in it,
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: that was the way it was. People want to kind
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: of talk bad about it now, but I'm like, yeah,
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: but I went to school then. And that's the way
• 37:38
  Speaker 7: guys in particular talked. Like that was just normal goings on.
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: Like it was just weather. Yeah.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think somebody got on me one time online.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Cause I was, I was saying, you know, Oh, geez,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what it, what it was. This
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: is like maybe a year or two ago, uh, before
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: they announced the reboot of the bill and Ted movie
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: or not the reboot, the, the sequel, uh, And I
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: was just like, why can't we just be like Bill
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: and Ted and just be excellent at each other? And
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: somebody was like, uh, that movie's very homophobic. And I
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: was like, what?
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: There's one line.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they just fucking tore into me over
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: that one line.
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: One line. I was like, dude.
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: It's been years since I've seen it, so I have
• 38:20
  Speaker 8: no idea what you're talking about.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Fucking, you know, when it came out, I was like...
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Say the F word.
• 38:24
  Speaker 7: That other F word. Yeah, you know, so.
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: Well, they said it in idle hands.
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying. That was just normal speech if
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: you were a high school kid or even grade school
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: kid in the 80s and into the 90s. That's kind
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: of the way it was. I'm not saying it was right. No,
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: there were a lot of things that were wrong then.
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: But that's the way life was. We sound like old people.
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: Well, but in a way... That's the way it was
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: back in the day. Now I'm so amazed that I
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: will see these kids... that are very obviously out. And
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: I'm just like, dude, you're in school now? I can't
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: even fathom that. I'm like, you are a brave dude.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: Good for you, man. I can't imagine being that kind
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: of kid. Oh, no, you were not even in a
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: school that I grew up in.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Anything like that in the 80s, if you were a
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: boy that wore a pink shirt, you were going to
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: get the shit beat out of you.
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: It was that hardcore, pretty much.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: There was nothing even, yeah, no, that didn't, that didn't
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: exist in high school. Cause if it did, you got, yeah,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: literally you got the shit.
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: Beat out of it. So, I mean, of the whole,
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: things that have happened over the years there's every once
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: in a while I'm like well you know we've made
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: some minor progress I'm not saying we're not still a
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: backwards ass.
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: Culture it also depends on what part of the country.
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: You're in yeah and like it's place by place, school
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: by school, I'm sure.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: And everybody has their own freaking version. 80s in California
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: is different than 80s in Kentucky.
• 39:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely. But yeah, I don't know. It's just one
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: of those every once in a while I'm like, you know,
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: at least we're not that bad off. We're still in
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: horrible situations in many areas, but every once in a
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: while I'm like, baby steps. We've made a little bit
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: of progress, damn it.
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: We can say that, but we're not in the situation
• 40:07
  Speaker 8: of a lot of people who have to deal with
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: that stuff. Oh no. I mean, we have it easy. Well, no.
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm saying that from the outside because I don't understand. Like,
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: I don't get it. But I've at least gotten to
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: the point now I don't try to speak on it
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: like I do. Like, that's what frustrates me the most
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: is when people talk about it as though they understand.
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: I'm like, no, no, no. I don't get it. I
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: will be the first to say I do not fully
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: appreciate or understand what you have gone through, whatever your situation.
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: I mean, there's everybody else that's living a totally different
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: life than me. I'm just like, I live my stupid shit,
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: and yours is probably way harder. So I'm like, more
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: power to you, man. So yeah, that's the only thing
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: I've come to now.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: The closest you have is your friends. If you've got
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: friends that have gone through it, then that's the closest.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, you get a glimpse into it, but that's
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: about as close as it gets. Like you said, if
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: that's not you and that's not your experiences, then yeah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: you're not going to understand fully.
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: No, and people just need to accept that. And don't
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: try to push the way that they think on everybody else.
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: Because I'm like, you don't understand their life. So just
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: shut up. That's mine.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Just everybody shut.
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: Up.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: What's the third one down?
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: I can't see it. That one.
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: That'd be the people under the stairs.
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: We watched that again.
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: I remember, again, we've only had interactions over the internet
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: over the last year. I remember you posting about this.
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: And I was like, yeah, yeah. You don't really remember
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: the S & M angle, do you?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of shit in that movie that I
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: didn't realize when we went back and watched it that
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: it was creepy as fuck. And I don't mean like
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: creepy as fuck in a.
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: Horror movie scary movie.
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: Horror movie zombie kids.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: But as in a like perverted... Specifically.
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: The one that specifically stands out to me is when
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: he has her... When she's up in the attic.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: And as she's sitting there crying or whatever and he's like.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: She asks, she's like, Daddy, I've been good. Can you
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: let me go? Can you let me go?
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: You know, yeah.
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: And what does he do?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: You can see him in the background.
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: He starts like rubbing on himself. And I'm just like, really, guys?
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: This is a twisted movie.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: And then, you know.
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: Again, it was one of those that falls under.
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: It's got kids.
• 42:20
  Speaker 8: It must be a kid movie because I watched this movie.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: It's a kid's movie.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: As a kid. Not a kid's movie.
• 42:28
  Speaker 8: With my grandma.
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: If you would like to reference the old episodes, then
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: we'll listen to the Lady in White episode. We cover
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: this in depth.
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was my whole grandma's thing. If it had
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: kids in it, it must be a kids movie. So
• 42:44
  Speaker 8: there were so many movies that I watched that I
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: probably should not have been watching. And this was probably
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: one of them, because this movie is beyond fucked up.
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: It's pretty, like I said, pretty twisted. as relatively mainstream movies,
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: like it was, it opened in theaters. I remember it
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: being kind of the big movie of that weekend. Like
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: it wasn't super mainstream cause it's still a weirdo horror
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: movie and they only get so big, but yeah, I
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: mean it was relatively mainstream for that kind of movie.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember when I saw it. Um, I
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: remember thinking it was pretty disturbing when I saw it,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: but we saw it maybe on VHS. It was one
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: of those.
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: I don't think I saw it in the theater. I
• 43:20
  Speaker 7: do think I rented it like as soon as it
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: hit VHS though.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Actually, depending on what year it came out, my friend
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Larry and I may have watched it. Because there was
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: a time period where me and him both worked third shift.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: And so I had actually become friends with him. And
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: we had kind of a mutual love for horror movies.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: And so what we would do is when we got
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: off work, we would go to this little corner grocery
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: store over by where we lived and they carried, you know,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: they carried movies. So we would find whatever horror movie
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: they had that we had never seen before. Cause a
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: lot of times I got new movies in.
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: So it usually consisted of me, him and his.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Girlfriend sitting around his room, watching horror movies and eating
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: whatever shitty food that we found at the, at the
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: gas station.
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: Sounds pretty good. It's a life. It was fun. Other
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: than the working third shift.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: Working in general. Really?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I think we did this just about every day. Um,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: because I mean, we were out of, we were out
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: of school and it was that point where we were
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: working a job and you're kind of an adult, but
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: you're not really, but you're still living at home with
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: your mom, you know? So, uh, yeah, your parents are,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: they're already gone for work and you're just now getting
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: home from your job. So you're sitting around eating microwave
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: burritos and drinking a, you know, two liter of Dr.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Pepper and watching horror movies.
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: So living the life, man.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: Those were the good days.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Those were the good days. Yeah, they were. Um, But
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: what's the one underneath that, the people on the stairs?
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: Well, I'm pretty sure we've talked about Highlander before, but
• 44:58
  Speaker 8: we watched that again, so we don't really need to.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we don't need to go into Highlander.
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: You can just sum it up with, you love Clancy Brown.
• 45:04
  Speaker 8: I do love Clancy Brown. That's all we need to know.
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: And she's confused on Sean Connery's character.
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: Hold on.
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: Everyone's confused by Sean Connery. Is he an Egyptian?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Is he a Spaniard? What is he? He's a Spanish-Egyptian
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: with a Scottish accent.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: All I know is he has a Scottish accent. No
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: matter who he plays.
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: Why didn't they just make him a Scottish dude? Why
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: didn't they make him an Egyptian?
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: He can be Irish. He can be Russian. He's always
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: got a Scottish accent.
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: But he's Egyptian.
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: He's like, I just don't want to learn other accents. Okay, look.
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: I'm Sean Connery, damn it. I don't want to learn
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: anything else. I'm an old man already. Leave me alone. Oh,
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: my lord.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Overlord. I wanted to see that when that came
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: out in the theater, and that's one of those that
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: they did a little bit of advertising on TV, enough
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: that I was like, holy shit, this looks like Castle Wolfenstein.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I want to see this. And we got it on Blu-ray,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: and then it just kind of sat in our pile
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: for a long time, and I think we forgot we
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: even had it. And she was like, we've watched this.
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: I've played that game before. And I had no idea.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, what is it again?
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: Overlord.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what?
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: Overlord. That sounds terrible. I'm not going to watch that.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know what this is. And then it started.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: I was like, oh, yeah.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good movie.
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: I liked it.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I liked it a lot.
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: I kind of remember the title. I do not think
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: I've gotten around to it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 8: It stars Wyatt Russell. If that helps you at all.
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: Not really.
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: No.
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: It is the son of Kurt Russell.
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah. I did see him on something the other day.
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: But yeah, I mean, come on. World War II.
• 46:33
  Speaker 8: He's not actually a star, sorry.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: He's like a co-star. Nazi occult stuff, crazy experiments. Yeah,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, you can't go wrong with that.
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: It's almost its own sub-genre.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: There is a ton of movies that have fed into
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: that over the last, you know, 30 years. It's become
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: a thing.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you can't go wrong with that.
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: And it was a good movie. I liked it.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I liked the way it was set up and everything
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 46:55
  Speaker 8: Cool.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: So, we had fun with that one. What was the
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: other one underneath that one?
• 46:58
  Speaker 8: Oh, that was my homework.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Your homework.
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: Shawshank Redemption.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was Misty's homework.
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: That was before you went or after?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: This is after.
• 47:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because you hadn't seen it when you went to
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: the Shawshank.
• 47:15
  Speaker 8: I had never seen Shawshank Redemption, which totally blew my
• 47:18
  Speaker 8: dentist's mind because as much as I adore and just
• 47:21
  Speaker 8: constantly raved about Clancy Brown because we started talking about
• 47:24
  Speaker 8: Carnival because it's a classic show and he was excited
• 47:27
  Speaker 8: because nobody else he knew had seen it. So I
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: was like up there. But he was blown away that
• 47:32
  Speaker 8: I'd never seen Shawshank Redemption.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: But we've been to the prison.
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: We have been to the prison, which makes it even
• 47:37
  Speaker 8: more interesting to actually go back and watch the movie.
• 47:38
  Speaker 8: So finally, I had to have some more work done.
• 47:40
  Speaker 8: He's like, well, look, I will give you a discount
• 47:43
  Speaker 8: on your dental work if you watch Shawshank Redemption.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: What kind of dentist does that?
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: One I need to go to, obviously.
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: I love my dentist, but now he's retiring, so I'm
• 47:52
  Speaker 8: never going to get movie discounts again.
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: Does he have a son? Is he passing it on.
• 47:58
  Speaker 8: To this kid? I don't think so.
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: He'll probably like dumb movies and then you'll be like,
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: I don't want to watch your movies.
• 48:03
  Speaker 8: He'll be like, watch fucking Fast and Furious.
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: He'll be like, if you watch my favorite guy, Vin Diesel,
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: I'll give you... You're like, no. Charge me twice as much.
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: I don't care.
• 48:13
  Speaker 8: There was one other movie we should talk about real briefly.
• 48:17
  Speaker 8: It was one of those where we were just sitting
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: here and I'm like, fuck this. I'm not gonna... I'm
• 48:21
  Speaker 8: gonna watch a movie. And I can't, for the life
• 48:23
  Speaker 8: of me, I've looked it up like ten times and
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: I cannot, what's the name of the movie?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, The Color, oh, Color Out of Space.
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: What fucking name is that? I don't even know, that
• 48:34
  Speaker 8: doesn't even make sense.
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: This is your dude, Nick.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Lovecraft. Based.
• 48:39
  Speaker 8: Dude, nobody does batshit crazy quite like Nicolas Cage.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we started watching, I was like, holy shit, Nicolas
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Cage is in this. I was like, how's he going
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: to pull this off?
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: I heard about it. I have not gotten to it yet.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I really liked it. I did.
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: I've heard it. If you're okay with that kind of thing,
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: if your mind is open to what's about to happen,
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: you'll be on board.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I think it was great.
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: I didn't know what I was expecting. I don't think
• 49:05
  Speaker 8: I had any idea that it was Lovecraft-based at all
• 49:08
  Speaker 8: when I started watching it. I'm just like, this looks crazy.
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: It's got Nicolas Cage looking batshit insane. I want to
• 49:14
  Speaker 8: see this.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: But he starts out kind of normal. He starts out
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: as a normal person, and then he gets to be himself.
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: So it's his life. It's his life, yeah. He might
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: have been normal at one point.
• 49:23
  Speaker 8: Even his normal's kind of whoop whoop.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: It's a little off. Even his normal, I'm like, I
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: don't buy Nicolas Cage as a normal person.
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: Neither does he. I like that he just laid into
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: it as time went on. He did certain roles that
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: were crazy, but then he'd go back and try to
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: be a straight-laced guy again. And now he's just like, whatever.
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: What do you got? What do you got that's crazy?
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: I'll do it.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I'm still trying to get her to sit down and
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: watch Con Air.
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: You want me.
• 49:50
  Speaker 8: To watch Con Air and Valley Girl?
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, Valley Girl is awesome.
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: Valley Girl, maybe. Con Air. There's only so much Michael
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: Bay I can handle.
• 49:57
  Speaker 8: I can't deal with that mullet. I'm not a mullet fan.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: He's going to save the day.
• 50:04
  Speaker 8: We are all screwed. Have Nicolas Cage's mullets come in
• 50:08
  Speaker 8: to save the day?
• 50:09
  Speaker 7: Come on, it's great.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: It's got him and Danny Trejo. Steve Buscemi. Yeah, Steve Buscemi.
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: Who else? There's a lot of people in that. A
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: bunch of men. Cusack in there. I've watched it like
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: once and I was just like, this is a nightmare.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how did they get all these people aboard for
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: this movie?
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: It was the 90s.
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: Michael Bay.
• 50:26
  Speaker 8: They all owed serious debts to the same person.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: It was the 90s, right?
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: That was the 90s.
• 50:32
  Speaker 7: We already decided we don't know the difference. I'm pretty
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: sure it was the 90s.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I've got to look it up now.
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: It was probably the tail end of the 90s.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I forgot the name of the movie now.
• 50:43
  Speaker 8: Con Air?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: Put the bunny in the bag.
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I forgot about that.
• 50:49
  Speaker 7: That's the name of it, right? That's how most people
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: refer to it. What's that movie with Nicolas Cage?
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: 1997. Yeah, I knew it was the 90s.
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: Tail end.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Tail end of the 90s. Because I think I remember
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: seeing this part of it in the theater. Did I
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: see it in the theater?
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: He just got worse and worse.
• 51:07
  Speaker 8: But he fully embraces the batshit insanity.
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: Well, I was just Michael Bay. I was like, I
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: remember watching The Rock and being like, hmm, it's watchable.
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: It's fun-ish.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I like The Rock.
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: And then like, then it goes to Con Air. And
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: then by the time you get like Pearl Harbor, I'm
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: just like, oh my God, I can't even watch his,
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: his visual style is nauseating. Like, I can't do it. Like,
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: this was pre-Transformers world. So I was just like, He
• 51:32
  Speaker 7: just got worse and worse. The island's interesting.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I've never seen a Transformers movie.
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: You're not missing anything.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think I am. The Transformers for me was cartoons,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: and I just want.
• 51:44
  Speaker 10: To leave it at that.
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: The one offshoot now, Bumblebee was fun. It's not Michael Bay.
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: It's got his money producing it, I'm sure, but it's
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: directed by somebody else, and suddenly I'm like, oh, this
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: looks like a real movie. You can tell where people are.
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: He just can't even set up a shot that makes sense.
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: He's so busy doing his, here's a cool reflection of
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: the American flag with my tinted backgrounds. I can't even
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: look at his stuff anymore. But suddenly Bumblebee, I'm like, oh,
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: this is a real movie. This is fun. Girl likes
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: a car. Cool. I can get on board with this.
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: Hayley wants a bug. I get it.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Any more down the stack?
• 52:22
  Speaker 8: We should talk about what we watched last night.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: What did we watch last night?
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: One of my new favorite shows.
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah. I forgot about that.
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: That's right. What is it?
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: Dimension 404.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: When did that come out?
• 52:34
  Speaker 8: I was assuming 2017, because they kept making references in
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: some of the episodes of 2017.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I'd never even heard of it, and she started watching this.
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: New show, and I was like, what is this? It
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: almost sounds familiar, but I cannot even pull what it was.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like the Twilight Zone. It's kind of
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: like the Twilight Zone, kind of like Black Mirror, kind
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: of like a lot of those.
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: Hmm.
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: So is it anthology?
• 52:54
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: Everything's different? Okay.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 52:56
  Speaker 8: Trying to look up when it came out for sure,
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: but every episode's different. Most of them seem to be technology-based.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: It's pretty Black Mirror-ish.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: But I don't think we've seen one that I don't like.
• 53:07
  Speaker 7: In 2017.
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: But, yeah, like, the first one had, like, Patton Oswalt
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: in it. Or was it the first one? No, that
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: was the second episode. We watched, within, like, two days,
• 53:15
  Speaker 8: we watched all of them but one episode. Chris, for
• 53:17
  Speaker 8: some reason, our Hulu was acting wonky, so it skipped
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: one in the middle. So we're still missing one episode
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: in the middle that we haven't seen.
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: Just a mess, man. I know.
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: When I started playing at the end of the episode,
• 53:28
  Speaker 8: I'm like, what are you even... Why are you doing
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: this to me? Dimension 404. It's one of those where
• 53:33
  Speaker 8: I'm scrolling through lists of like, oh, you like this show?
• 53:36
  Speaker 8: You might like this show. So I'm like, okay, I
• 53:39
  Speaker 8: will try it.
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: So... Was this online lists or like your Hulu decided this?
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: No, like an online list, probably like some kind of
• 53:47
  Speaker 8: ranker bullshit.
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: There are a lot of those lists out there on
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: the internet.
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: I'm a sucker for lists and I will... The first
• 53:54
  Speaker 8: one had Robert Buckley in it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: Who I adore. And I can't wait for him to
• 54:00
  Speaker 8: do more things. Major. Major Lily White. All right.
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: I do know him. I do know him well. I
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: didn't know him. Again, I don't know him by name, obviously.
• 54:11
  Speaker 8: Pretty sure it's Robert Buckley. I might have just made
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: that up. Let me check. Nope, I was correct. It's
• 54:16
  Speaker 8: got Robert Buckley, Lea Michele, and Joel McHale. All right.
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: But it's. Because each one's a different thing and it's
• 54:23
  Speaker 8: like the first one has like a matchmaker app and everything. Interesting.
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: And I'm not going to give I can't even talk
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: about it without giving it away because it's like the.
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: Don't ruin it.
• 54:32
  Speaker 8: I won't. Then the second one has Patton Oswalt and
• 54:38
  Speaker 8: Sarah Highland Highland? Is that her name? Highland.
• 54:41
  Speaker 7: Like Modern Family Girl? Yes.
• 54:43
  Speaker 8: She's so adorable. I'm like Are you supposed to be
• 54:45
  Speaker 8: playing a high school kid? Because you're, like, almost 30 now. Well, actually,
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: it was, like, three years ago.
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: She's been that way for a long time, though.
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: She looks like a Disney princess with her big old.
• 54:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's always looked like she's 12. But I think
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: even when they started the show, she was way older
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: than she was supposed to be.
• 55:00
  Speaker 8: But it involves, like, some new theater. Like, the next
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: evolution from 3D. It's the Cynothrax. and you have one
• 55:11
  Speaker 8: of your silly glasses and it's a big ordeal and
• 55:15
  Speaker 8: oh it's so good and I can't give it away
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: the third one is probably my favorite episode because it
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: involves a girl who was in love with cartoons a
• 55:24
  Speaker 8: specific cartoon show when she was a small child in
• 55:26
  Speaker 8: the 80s probably 90s now it was like Time Rider
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: which is their equivalent of what I'm assuming is like Planet.
• 55:36
  Speaker 7: Captain Planet I don't know But in.
• 55:39
  Speaker 8: The cartoon that she remembers, it's a guy who has
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: to travel through time to keep the timeline straight. But
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: then something happens in the real world and the timeline's
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: in danger. So....
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: Is this like reminding you of your weird feelings for
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: that guy with a mustache on She-Ra? What is that
• 55:55
  Speaker 7: dude's name?
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: Bo?
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, see? I never watched... It was on... Like, again,
• 56:00
  Speaker 7: I was on board for He-Man and She-Ra. I was
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: hit and miss. It was just like some episodes I
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: was paying attention to. Some I was, like, supposed to
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: be doing my homework the whole time, but, like, sometimes
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, I guess I have to do, like,
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: math or something, which obviously I didn't learn.
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: The Horde and Hordak were awesome.
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that would bring me back. The villains
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: were always kind of cool, but whatever they're yammering and
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: the floating whatever it is, they're Orko, which Orko was
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: annoying enough to begin with.
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: They didn't have a floating thing. They had, like, a
• 56:25
  Speaker 8: weird koala bear looking thing.
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but didn't it have giant ears?
• 56:28
  Speaker 8: I don't remember.
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: It would fly with its giant ears or some bullshit.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 56:32
  Speaker 7: Anyway, I was just trying to figure out what person
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: you were in love with as a child.
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: Well, she wasn't in love with him. She just looked
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: up to him. That show had inspired her to want
• 56:40
  Speaker 8: to be a scientist. And then something happens with the timeline.
• 56:44
  Speaker 8: People start forgetting that the show existed. So there's something wrong.
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: Berenstain Bears action. Exactly.
• 56:50
  Speaker 8: So she has to try to.
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: I said stain because that's the way it was.
• 56:53
  Speaker 8: But they have to go through time and try to
• 56:55
  Speaker 8: figure out what's wrong with the timeline and what happened.
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: And then Doc Brown shows up and things get crazy.
• 57:02
  Speaker 8: Oh, it's hilarious. It's one of the best written shows
• 57:06
  Speaker 8: from three years ago that I've never heard of.
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: What, are our kids become assholes or something?
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: It is awesome. The next episode is Polybius. It's about
• 57:17
  Speaker 8: a video game that's got a demon in it. Like
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: most of them do, I'm sure. That one, yeah, I
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: was calling back reference earlier. This one's based in the 80s.
• 57:26
  Speaker 8: I think 84 or 86. And there's a lot of
• 57:30
  Speaker 8: homophobia based in that that would have been.
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: Appropriate. At that time. Which is not appropriate, but accurate
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: for the time.
• 57:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so it's like they do say the F word.
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: Not the one that I.
• 57:43
  Speaker 8: Because I'll say fuck all damn day.
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: It's funny that those switched. You used to be able
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: to use the other one and the queen mother of
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: dirty words was fuck. Now it's flip-flopped, and, like, people
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: are pretty forgiving with fuck these days, but you do
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: not fly with the other F word.
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: No.
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: People do not let that one go rightfully so. But,
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: I mean, we can't pretend, like, that isn't the way
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: it was. Like, if you're doing it with the right intentions,
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: and you're just being accurate to the time, like, it
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: will seem weird if, I don't know. I'm like, it's,
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: it's the way you approach it. I think that is
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: how it, you know, it can be done badly, but.
• 58:26
  Speaker 8: But like I said, it's, that's how things, as much as,
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: it's how things were then. And it sucks. You know,
• 58:33
  Speaker 8: we have come a long way, but it doesn't.
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: Some moments, some moments it seems like we've accomplished nothing. Yeah,
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: But the show is awesome. I love it. I mean,
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: there's a couple more episodes, uh, it's only a six
• 58:47
  Speaker 8: episode show so i mean it's not a big investment
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: of your time so i mean i would i don't
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: it's i was on 2017 i haven't seen any more
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: episodes listed since then so i don't that might have
• 58:59
  Speaker 8: been it so i don't think you know there's going
• 59:03
  Speaker 8: to be any more seasons so i mean they're not
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: long episodes 40 minutes and you're good you know so
• 59:10
  Speaker 8: I would highly recommend it's on, it's on the Hulu. Oh,
• 59:14
  Speaker 8: the Hulu's on the Hulu's.
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: I don't care. Whatever.
• 59:19
  Speaker 8: But, uh, yeah, I don't think we've, I mean, I've just, I've,
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: I just zone out after work and just sit and
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: watch dead people shows all day.
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: I don't even attempt stuff there. Well, no, Now I've
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: gotten to where I'm trying to watch it like a
• 59:31
  Speaker 7: show when I get home, which usually just means I'll
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: fall asleep.
• 59:36
  Speaker 8: My new goal is I want to sit down and
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: watch all the episodes of Tales from the Crypt.
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: All right. I haven't watched a lot of seasons.
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: I know, and it's not on any streaming platform.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: And I feel like, as I remember, now, granted, I
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: have not watched them since the initial, I loved it
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: when it started. But even, I was there, like, I
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: was recording them, I think, on my VHS tapes. Like,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 7: I loved when that series started. That whole first run
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 7: of them is, like, classic. The next several seasons are great.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: And then, like, I still was trying, like, kind of
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: watching them semi-regularly as the new seasons came out, like,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: in that second half, like, several years in. And I
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: feel like they started getting not as impressive. Just to
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: prepare yourself.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 8: I think I've got several of the seasons on DVD,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 8: but they're behind the wall of Baby Yoda and Sam.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 8: So be careful.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: You might be crushed.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: Avalanche of the Childs.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: Other than that, I don't think I've watched anything else.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 8: hmm or if i have i don't remember i have
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 8: goals for this uh this mark uh this fall but
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: i don't know if we'll actually get accomplished i thought
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: this'd be too lazy because aside from watching tales from
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: the crypt i want to watch and boyfriend decided we
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: want to sit down and conquer like some of the
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: 90s horror like 13 ghosts and maybe the remake of
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: haunted hill it's one of.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: Those yeah it's like i As we were discussing earlier,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: they kind of fall into that blur. Even though some
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: of them were kind of tail end of the 90s. But, like,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 7: I remember all of those. I saw them at the time, but, like,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: have not watched them since. So, like, I kind of
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: remember them being okay. But now sometimes people will, like,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: reference them online and will be like, you know, actually
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: this one was pretty good. Like, they'll, like, talking about, like,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: revisiting them now.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: I don't think anybody says anything about Urban Legend. i
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: liked it at the time i remember liking it too
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 8: but that's been like a long time i.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: Saw again this just the other day somebody specifically pointed
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: out urban legend colon the final cut which was the
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: sequel maybe the only sequel if.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: I remember Now they did a Bloody Mary one too
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: didn't they?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: I didn't see any after that first one but they
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: said like the final cut one is like way better
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: and got no like notice or recognition at the time
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: but they were like you know this is actually a
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: pretty good movie so I'm like oh guess I need
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: to add that to the list now. Gotta go back
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: and watch some Urban Legends.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: Like I said I remember liking the first one because
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: I mean it had Alicia Witt and she was so cute.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: Doesn't it have what's her face? Gayheart?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: Well yeah. I remember her based on their... Weird belly?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: Weird boob?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 8: It had weird boob in it.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: Frankenboob.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: It had Frankenboob.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: That's who I was thinking of. Tara Reid, right? Yeah.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 7: I was like, I remember Tara Reid in it. I
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: forgot about Gayheart, but now that I remember the box,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: the important... The way that they frame that box involves
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: gay heart very heavily.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 8: Just the boobs.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: But everybody else is a headshot. Look at it. It's
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: like headshot, headshot, just floating heads. And then you get
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: the gay heart. And for some reason, she also gets
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: other parts of her anatomy on the cover of the box.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the final cuts came out in 2000.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 7: Let's see. Cruising into the 2000s. Urban Legend came out
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: in 98.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: The final cut came out in 2000. And Bloody Mary
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: came out in 2005. Oh. I don't even know if
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 8: there's anybody in this one, but the original Urban Legend
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: had my crush from, I would say, was it 99?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: 2000?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: I thought it was a little earlier, but.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 8: Michael Rosenbaum.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: Right around then.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: Lex Luthor.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: Whenever Smallville started.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he was gorgeous. Actually, Kate Mara is in Bloody Mary.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 8: That is the only name I recognize so far. Don Shanks.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 8: I don't know who Don Shanks is.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: I've seen some stuff somewhat recently, in recent years anyway,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: with Michael Rosenbaum. He seems like a pretty cool dude,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: I have to say. Like, what little I've seen of
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: him recently, he seems like he's got a good attitude
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: about things. I like that.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 8: Bloody Mary also has apparently a small cameo from Rooney
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: Mara as Classroom Girl Number One.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: Back when nobody knew who she was.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: Well, apparently Kate Mara is the star, so she had
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: to bring her little sister. Is she her little sister
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 8: or her bigger sister?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: I don't know if I remember her sister. Huh? What
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: is the other Mara in?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 8: She was in the remake of, wasn't she in the
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: girl with the dragon tattoo? Or am I completely making
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 8: that up?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: I thought that was Rooney.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: Rooney, yeah, Rooney.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: I was talking about your sister.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: I was so confused.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: I know who Rooney Marr is, but I'm trying to
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: think of what I would know the sister from.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 8: Kate Marr, she's been in a lot of stuff. Give
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: me a second. She was in Shooter, Fantastic Four. She
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: was in 2015.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: Sorry to say, that most recent one that nobody watched,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: including me, because I still haven't gotten to it. The Martian?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: I watched The Martian recently.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: Apparently she was in that.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: Is she the nerdy girl down on the ground that's
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: keeping up with him? I don't know. I think she
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: has glasses because she's into science and stuff. She's the
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: one that's like, hey, I think that dude's still alive
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: up there.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: She was in House of Cards. Beth Johansson was who
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 8: she was in The Martian. She was Sue Storm in
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 8: Fantastic Four. Hmm. It's way more in-depth than anybody ever
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: needed about any of these.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: I guess if that were any other superhero movie, it
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 7: would be a big deal if you got the B-series storm.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: But that was the one everybody went, you know what?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: I think no.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: She was in some incarnation of American Horror Story, but
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 8: I don't know which one because it doesn't really tell me.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: Nobody knows anymore.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: Anything else?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 7: Anything else?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: So here we are. We've come full circle. We finally
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: got back to sitting in a room discussing movies. You
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: see where that leads us? Rambles. To the ramblings. Alright, so,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: with that, we may just plan another future episode where
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: we watch a movie.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: Crazy talk.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: And discuss it. But until then, otherwise, that about does it.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: We will return next time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening. Goodbye.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 8: Bye from Jay. Because he's outside. He wanders off. Easily distracted.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: Easily distracted.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 11: Was too busy wondering where you're gonna take me next
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 11: must have checked out for a second it's becoming a
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 11: thing it happens a lot i got my head up
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 11: in the clouds ain't trying to complain i don't want
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 11: it to stop but baby whenever you're around you got
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 11: me distracted.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 9: It's the only way for me to explain the way
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 9: that I'm acting. I got a one-track mind when you're
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 9: looking at me.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: I can't focus.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 9: I can't think. I got a little sick ADD. No,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 9: I can't look away.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: That face got me all captive.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 11: It got me distracted.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: You got me calling canceling plans.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 11: All week i'm dreaming about the weekend priorities.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: They don't stand a chance against those hands it's becoming
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: a thing yeah it happens a lot i got my
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: head up in the clouds ain't trying to complain and
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: i want it to stop it's all of the time
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: even right now you got me distracted.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 9: It's the only way for me to explain the way
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 9: that I'm acting. I've got a one-track mind.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 8: When you're looking at me.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 9: I can't focus, I can't think. I've got a little
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 9: sick ADD.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: No, I can't look away.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 9: That face got me all captive. I got me distracted. Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 9: I got me distracted.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: Gonna have to get you to repeat what you just said.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 11: Cause I wasn't listening.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: You got me distracted.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: The only way for me to explain the way that I'm.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 9: Acting I got a one-track mind when you're looking at
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 9: me I can't focus, I can't think, I got lost
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 9: in K.D.D. No, I can't.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 11: Walk away, that face got.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 9: Me hell-capped, yeah You got me distracted.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: Oh-oh-oh-oh You got me distracted.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah-yeah.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 9: You got me distracted, distracted.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 11: You got me distracted, distracted.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 8: I hate the sound of flip-flops.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: They're weird. They just are.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 8: Laughing at your flip-flops.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: I can't do them. I hate flip-flops. Since childhood, I
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 7: remember I think I had a pair of sandal-ish things
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: as a kid. Even then, I didn't like them. And
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 7: immediately right after that, once I got to the point
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 7: of picking my own, I was like, nope. I had
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: those beach shoes. That was the closest thing I had.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: They were like ones you could wear on the water,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: and I lived here, so I didn't go on the water.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: I just wore them because they were kind of, like
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: they had holes in them, so like they were kind
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 7: of cooler, like you could wear it in the summer
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: like they were sandals, but they fit on your foot
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 7: like a normal shoe.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: No jellies.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 7: No jellies for me, but yep. Beach shoes, because I
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 7: wanted to live in California, but I lived here.
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