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The Last Podcast Show | Son of a Boy Dad #343 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, I don't even want to kick us off or
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  Speaker 4: what you guys think.
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  Speaker 2: Hm.
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  Speaker 4: Alrighty. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad
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  Speaker 4: podcast today. It is October thirteenth, eleven twenty five am.
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  Speaker 4: Figured we get this one out of the day or
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  Speaker 4: out of the way early so we can focus on
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  Speaker 4: repairs at the hospital afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: How are we feeling, fellows anything, Do you have anything
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  Speaker 1: to say?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, of course I'd like to apologize to
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  Speaker 4: absolutely nobody.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, obviously, yeah, yeah, Now I feel I feel
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  Speaker 7: bad about my actions.
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  Speaker 1: Well what actions, because people might not know, people might
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  Speaker 1: be total.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure people are. I'm sure people are people.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I've never heard so maybe just like update on
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  Speaker 1: everything that happened.
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  Speaker 4: It would be a wild episode if this was the
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  Speaker 4: one that you decided, I'll check this podcast out.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it'll be funny true.
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  Speaker 4: True, Yeah, No, I mean I fucked up pretty badly
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  Speaker 4: on all ends. Uh, you guys were right pretty head on.
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  Speaker 4: I was pretty wrong in every way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, has was there any consequence of you being wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Did you make anybody's life materially worse in the process.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not sure about that. I would assume hopefully not,
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  Speaker 4: but there's a chance, and if that's the case, I
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't feel awful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would fel awful if it was the case.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I still feel bad right now. Yeah, I apologize.
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  Speaker 6: Why do you think you didn't make anyone's life material material? All?
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  Speaker 6: You worse?
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so you do you think you did or you didn't?
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  Speaker 4: I mean I guess yes. I would say if people
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  Speaker 4: are getting removed from the first class list because of me,
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  Speaker 4: then yeah, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know how nice first class is. You know how nice
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  Speaker 1: it is to sit in first class and then to
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  Speaker 1: take that out of people's You can't go backwards. You
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  Speaker 1: don't spend time in first class and then go sit
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  Speaker 1: wedged between two people and have the fucking bisc Off
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  Speaker 1: cookies and the damn cheese.
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  Speaker 6: It's you relegated me. You knocked me from the Premier
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  Speaker 6: League down.
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  Speaker 4: Into the now, and I'm sorry for that.
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  Speaker 6: Of your own course.
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  Speaker 4: I got a Delta gift card for you. It's on
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  Speaker 4: the way. It should have my mailbox. How much by tomorrow,
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  Speaker 4: how much he'll see when he gets it.
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  Speaker 1: That's not gonna should cover one.
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  Speaker 4: It should cover upgrades for the rest of the year,
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  Speaker 4: and then we'll work out a payment plan afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: There's no chance. The backbone of this problem.
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  Speaker 6: Of our topic on this podcast is talking about first class.
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  Speaker 4: We were fucked.
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  Speaker 6: We are not. How dare you? How dare you trying
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  Speaker 6: to sit.
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  Speaker 4: With us, Francis, I'm talking upgrades for a year. Forgive
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  Speaker 4: me please.
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  Speaker 6: We got re upgrade, we got a long way to go.
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  Speaker 1: Re upgrade, and you just said the rest of the year.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's late October.
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  Speaker 4: I can lock you in for a year. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: have to move some money around, but I'll work on it.
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  Speaker 6: If you present me with a gift card that somehow
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  Speaker 6: magically upgrades me to Delta three sixty, we'll talk well.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, now we're talking all of the money I.
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  Speaker 6: Have, you're gonna need. You're gonna need to have lunch
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  Speaker 6: with Ed Bastian and himself and get hit me on
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  Speaker 6: his radar.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, money comes and goes. But what what you've
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  Speaker 1: what You've robbed yourself of friendship and that's a finite
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  Speaker 1: resource in this world.
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean, yeah, I am very sorry. I uh,
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  Speaker 4: I was stupid. It's really no other way to say it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I guess. Yeah, sometimes I say things and
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  Speaker 4: I don't really expect there to be any consequences, especially
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  Speaker 4: not on other people.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, well, I mean, have you talked to KFC
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  Speaker 1: and Feidelberg?
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  Speaker 4: I have not now because their gift cards will be
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  Speaker 4: on the way as well.
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  Speaker 6: There's a line out the door right now, beleaguered.
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  Speaker 4: The check books?
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  Speaker 1: Were you downstairs? Did you go downstairs at all? Because
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  Speaker 1: as I faced the music, yeah, but was anyone down there?
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  Speaker 4: That's Who's house hands?
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  Speaker 1: Was there anybody down there that Fights was down there?
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  Speaker 4: I loosely made eye contact with him, and then I
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  Speaker 4: and then I I just could. I felt so bad.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what do you think is worse for Fights being
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  Speaker 1: removed from the first Class list or being told by
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  Speaker 1: Dave on a public forum that he is no longer
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  Speaker 1: worthy of that because of some uh something he did
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  Speaker 1: in his job.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, look, I don't know if I'm really
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  Speaker 4: at a place where I can speak on all of that,
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  Speaker 4: but I feel bad about it. I definitely what I said,
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to be on the first Class list, Obviously
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  Speaker 4: I was not intending on Well, I wish someone would
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  Speaker 4: have warned you, Yeah, which I was warned and I
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  Speaker 4: did not listen, and I apologize for that.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, the clips are so beyond belief looking back
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  Speaker 6: now at what both he and I were saying yes
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  Speaker 6: so explicitly about what exactly would happen where you denied
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  Speaker 6: it and then it transpired to a.
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  Speaker 4: T yes one exactly.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing that I can co miserate with you
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  Speaker 1: on is that how you kind of had this joker
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  Speaker 1: esque look at the world where if I'm not on it,
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  Speaker 1: I will watch the world burn. Now, if I'm not
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  Speaker 1: on it, I am going to take down this entire company.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to find every person that has ever had
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  Speaker 1: so much as at Del Monaco steak at a company dinner,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm taking them down. Every black car, every first
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  Speaker 1: class seat, everyone in the C suite, every salesperson, everybody
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  Speaker 1: that is in charge of anything that has ever flown
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  Speaker 1: left front.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm i I'll drop, I'll take the Greyhound
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  Speaker 4: from here on it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm not gonna do what
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  Speaker 6: Roun's doing. I'm specifically going to focus on your expense.
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  Speaker 6: You are now bitting your expense reports to me, and
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  Speaker 6: I will then kick those straight up to Dave alongside
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  Speaker 6: a message that's like, can you fucking believe that he charged.
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  Speaker 4: Fifteen dollars to get to Chicago.
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  Speaker 6: Sixteen ounces of weed to the company.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, I would.
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  Speaker 1: Never but we'll have to check. I don't know. We
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  Speaker 1: will have to check. And France is one thing I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't know if I have to call you
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  Speaker 1: out for this. You promised that you'd fuck Harry.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I did say I would do that.
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  Speaker 4: I realized something still contracts and whatnot.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the type of thing that might, you know,
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  Speaker 6: set me back even further. And I don't really want
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  Speaker 6: I don't really I'm at rock bottom right now, so
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  Speaker 6: I'm not hard. It's very hard for me to conjure,
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  Speaker 6: you know, an erection in a time of utter misery
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  Speaker 6: and feeling really low. I think what I want to
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  Speaker 6: say to you, like all jokes aside. I don't give
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  Speaker 6: a fuck about the first class list. I really don't. Obviously,
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  Speaker 6: that's the humorous trojan horse through which we have presented
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  Speaker 6: this whole thing. I have a million and a half
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  Speaker 6: miles on Delta. Anytime the company books me on a flight,
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  Speaker 6: I'll upgrade myself if I want to. And I really
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  Speaker 6: don't care that much. I said as much on the
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  Speaker 6: episode with Gas. What bothered me and what actually makes
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  Speaker 6: me upset is that through your actions, my ball has
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  Speaker 6: a more negative view of me than he did otherwise
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  Speaker 6: in a contract year and a year when I'm up
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  Speaker 6: for a contractor rual, and that's a problem for me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you know that sucks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I apologize for that. I definitely that was not
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  Speaker 4: my intention to bring you guys into it.
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  Speaker 6: I wouldn't do that to you.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't think you would.
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  Speaker 6: In fact, I would say that I've I would do
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  Speaker 6: the opposite. I would do what I can to try
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  Speaker 6: to lift you up and present you in a way
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  Speaker 6: that hopefully helps your career forward. And I think that
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  Speaker 6: my actions would dictate that that has been true. And
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  Speaker 6: right now I'm just kind of in a place where
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, why did you do that? Yeah, it's a
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  Speaker 6: hard thing for me to sort of reconcile.
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  Speaker 1: All these words are nice. I'm gonna need to see
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  Speaker 1: you fuck him, like, I need to watch that with
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  Speaker 1: my eyes, like there's a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Of people that are looking for it, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Francis is gonna have to fuck you on camera.
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  Speaker 4: I've gotten upwards of a thousand dms like get ready,
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, are you ready? And I'm like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know what you guys think is actually about to happen.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Unfortunately I am not gay, and that I say
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  Speaker 6: that with many layers of irony, because my life would
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  Speaker 6: be so much better if I were. I think about
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  Speaker 6: that all the time, that God cursed me with heterosexuality.
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  Speaker 1: But I bet you, I bet you will find a way.
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't think everybody that fucks someone in a
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  Speaker 1: prison is.
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  Speaker 6: Gay. No, true. I actually thought about wearing a strap on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was really thinking a lot about that.
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  Speaker 4: I thought about showing up in a full latex suit
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  Speaker 4: with like a zipper. I had a lot of ideas planning.
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  Speaker 6: I would have been really funny. It would have been
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  Speaker 6: really funny.
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  Speaker 1: The one you texted me was that the drake with
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  Speaker 1: the bullet holes, drake the bullet.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I mean it's tough, it's uh yeah, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I definitely that was not It's pretty yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: no one wants to get a mass group of their
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  Speaker 4: co workers in trouble. At the same time, that was
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  Speaker 4: definitely not my intent.
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  Speaker 1: I actually, I have never seen anything like that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I've never seen everybody get in trouble at
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  Speaker 1: once because of one small domino push.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's tough, but it's it's my fault and I
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  Speaker 4: take full full blame, and I apologize.
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  Speaker 6: I can give you, I'll make it up. I can
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  Speaker 6: give you the remedy. I can give you the the
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  Speaker 6: the menu. Do tell that you should follow for repair, repare, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: repairing clean repair. Honestly, it's pretty simple, dude. It's just
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  Speaker 6: buying in. Yeah, that's all I ask. I want you
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  Speaker 6: to buy the fuck in. Okay, no, specifically podcast, and
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  Speaker 6: this is not.
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  Speaker 4: I've already bought in. Harry, been here since nine.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I mean. I'm here, I want I'm dialed, listen.
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  Speaker 6: I want fucking commitment.
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  Speaker 4: I'm committed.
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  Speaker 6: I want I want you being when we post an episode.
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  Speaker 6: I want you to throw up a story on Instagram.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not saying every time, but here and there, here
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  Speaker 6: and there, I don't. We need to figure out our punctuality.
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  Speaker 6: It has seeped into absurdity at this point, and Ron
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  Speaker 6: has a total you know, carte blanche or whatever because
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  Speaker 6: of this kid. But we need to fucking start trying
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  Speaker 6: a little harder because we're all we're all responsible for it,
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  Speaker 6: we've all contributed to it. But you know, it starts
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  Speaker 6: with understanding that when you show up thirty minutes past,
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  Speaker 6: you're fucking everyone's time and you're just not honoring everyone's time.
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  Speaker 6: And that includes our producers, it includes everybody. We all
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  Speaker 6: need to be better about that, you know. No more
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  Speaker 6: like I don't know what to say when we schedule
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  Speaker 6: a fucking shoot or have some plans for this to
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  Speaker 6: try to elevate the podcast, and I sail this because
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  Speaker 6: my raft is tied to yours. And I made that
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  Speaker 6: choice because Dave fucking told us that's what we should do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: my boss prescribed for me a path to greater riches. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: And I have faith in you, and I have always
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  Speaker 6: had faith in you. But at a point, it's like,
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  Speaker 6: if you don't exhibit the willingness to push this thing forward,
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  Speaker 6: then what choice do I have but to protect my
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  Speaker 6: own career and like go another route. And by that
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  Speaker 6: I mean I will continue to show up and be
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  Speaker 6: professional and do this podcast. And I know I'm probably
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  Speaker 6: I've said this before, like the least important link here,
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  Speaker 6: but at that point it will just be business and
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  Speaker 6: I will match your commitment and energy and it will
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  Speaker 6: just be like the bare minimum, and then we'll just
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  Speaker 6: float in mediocrity and not go anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: The last episode, and I gave a bunch of my
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  Speaker 1: goals for the show. Did you listen. What did you think? Well,
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  Speaker 1: what's some of your goals?
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  Speaker 6: You can't?
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  Speaker 1: What's that?
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  Speaker 4: I told you, guys, my goals? I forget I texted
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  Speaker 4: you then, I don't remember we were texting like two
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  Speaker 4: weeks ago on the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, should make it chart better consistently.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I think we're in a really interesting position right now.
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  Speaker 6: This isn't an inflection point, and we can go one
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  Speaker 6: of two ways, and.
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  Speaker 1: It's up to you, man, And you're gonna need to
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  Speaker 1: start by telling that story about bo.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not telling that story.
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  Speaker 1: You have to tell that story if you want to
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  Speaker 1: make this right. You're going to throw your friendship with
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  Speaker 1: your buddy under the bus and make this ship right immediately.
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  Speaker 4: I can't tell that story.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell it secondhand.
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  Speaker 4: Another time when he figures out his life path.
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  Speaker 1: What are you what are you thinking right now?
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  Speaker 4: Right now? Yeah, I'm thinking I want to put this
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  Speaker 4: nicotine pouch in my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you start fiddling with a nicotine pouch, and
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  Speaker 1: it reminded me of family therapy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, playing with your hands, Yeah, playing with your hands.
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  Speaker 6: I mean we can we can move past this. We
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  Speaker 6: can get back to talking about you know, fishing and
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  Speaker 6: video games in your stomach. But you know our bread
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  Speaker 6: and butter.
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  Speaker 1: People come for stomach talk. People will fucking burst down
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  Speaker 1: the door for stomach talk.
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  Speaker 4: I actually had my morning diarrhea already, so nice I
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  Speaker 4: die before right when you guys were getting here, I said,
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  Speaker 4: I better go clear that. Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: What was your reactions when? Like, how did it come
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  Speaker 1: across your desk that all this stuff with Dave on
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  Speaker 1: the live stream?
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  Speaker 4: When was it?
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  Speaker 6: Was it?
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  Speaker 4: It was two days ago.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Saturday night.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was in the green room mid Rodney's
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  Speaker 4: sitting on my phone reading the fucking Twitter.
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  Speaker 6: I was on the in the green room in San Diego. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: And I watched that clip five minutes before I went
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  Speaker 6: on stage. And I was on stage, and I could
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  Speaker 6: not fucking think of anything else, to the point where
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  Speaker 6: I could hear myself telling jokes while my entire inner
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  Speaker 6: consciousness was focused on what I was gonna do to you,
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  Speaker 6: and how enraged I was, and I was looking out
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  Speaker 6: of the audience. It was like there was this complete
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  Speaker 6: disconnect from what was happening and what I was where
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  Speaker 6: I actually was. And I started fumbling words and like
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: kind of fucking up a little bit. And I so
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: badly wanted to explain to them what I was really
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  Speaker 6: thinking about, but it was so like far off from
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  Speaker 6: where we were, so I just fucked my way through it.
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  Speaker 6: Uh and then and and it was I truly haven't
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  Speaker 6: had such a like a mind split in my life.
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  Speaker 6: I can't remember a time when I've ever had two
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  Speaker 6: to simultaneous thoughts like that.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to like explain it all to my wife
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  Speaker 1: yesterday as she was like holding a baby that was crying,
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  Speaker 1: and she was like, oh nice, Oh wow, No, that's
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  Speaker 1: so interesting that that you're talking about that, which is
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  Speaker 1: like if you like explained it to some crowd in
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  Speaker 1: San Diego, that doesn't necessarily it's like and yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: I was on the list, and then he said, hmm
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  Speaker 1: when they brought up my name, and now I don't
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: know if I'm on the list anymore. It's just funny,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: But this is why I explained to people.
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: This is why I clarify that it's not about the list.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: That's the humorous side of it, and we can play
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: that up all we want, but you know, the reality
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: is like watching Dave just fully denounce me as being
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: undeserving of that and and make him consider how little
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: like I mean and and sort of almost become angry
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: about that, is like, ah, fuck, dude, that really sucks.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: That's a huge step backwards for me. You know, in
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: a year where I want to ask for a raise
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: probably and I'm doing work that I consider valuable and
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: trying to make the right choices and stuff like this.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: Do you know that I told Dave that I would
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: I wanted my future to be here so badly, and
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: I wanted to prove how much I cared about building
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: my career here that I would be willing to stop
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: doing stand up entirely if it meant that he would
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: utilize me more and more favorably. See my commitment to
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: the company. I would forego my entire stand up career.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: What did he say to that.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: He said, let me think about it, and then he
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: didn't get back to me until he said, Wow, I
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: can't believe Francis is on the first class list, which
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: clearly is his answer to that you should give up
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: your stand up career and no, you are not gonna
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: go ahead in this company is basically what he's saying.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: They double whammid you. Yeah, Oh my god, Dave, I
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: love it. I just love that he's so fucking invested
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: in the company.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Financially, he's tapped in. Do you think if Michigan won,
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: that conversation would have gone a little different.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If Michigan won, he's like writing checks and like
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: throwing him out there.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Francis is in flying private.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: We should fix that assessment. Yeah, I want Francis flying me. Actually,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: that's when I go. If I go on my tirade,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely coming for the private the private lists.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got something planned?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nuclear warfare, dude.
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: I was so mad about this. I can't even describe
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: to you how I angry it made me.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: I was texting you, I know, and I didn't hear
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: what I was waiting for the lash.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: This is this is where unfortunately.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Like, well, I gave you a respected amount of time.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: No, but what I was going to say is like,
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: for all the fucking things that people assume about me.
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: I am unfortunately an empathetic person, and I knew that
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: if I did not respond to you and make it
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: clear that we were going to be fine, you would
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: have anxiety, which is what I would do. And I
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: didn't want to put you through that because that sucks,
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: especially on a fucking Sunday when you just want to
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: relax and watch ball. And so I was like, don't
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: worry about it. Whatever, it's fine, And I knew I
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: would have a moment to tell you how I really feel,
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: which is what I'm doing now. I think that you know,
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: that's one of the weird things about this podcast is
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: that we can be honest and we can live in satire.
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: But as I said, the only thing that I ask
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: for you is that you know, let's fucking go. Let's
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: fucking go agreed, Let's embrace this. We have a winning
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: ticket here, let's fucking play it. This podcast is on
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: the verge. Maybe I'm crazy, but that's what you've been
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: told and everyone else is dialed in. I think the
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: sky is the limit and I'd really like to give
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: it a shot.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: One thing I have to ask about this podcast, does
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: the name suck that that much?
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: Ass?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Because I feel like a lot of times people are like, yeah,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to give the podcast a shot because
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: of the name, and then I listened to it was
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: actually pretty good.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Really do people still talk about the name like that?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I saw something about the name recently like that. It's like,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: we have to get a clip out there that's like, hey,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: son of a boy Dad. Not as bad as the name.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: I don't think nice.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's masculine.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: I've never understood the name, but I like it.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: He's not even four, understand I just call it boy dad,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: boy dad? Which did sobbed?
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: How did you guys come up with it?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Rounded throw me under the bus for the fucking did
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I sent a list of a thousand names and like,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I like that one.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: I mean, for what it's worth, and call her daddy
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: didn't make any sense either. It still doesn't make any sense,
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: and it's fucking the biggest ever, So you know, you Rogan.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Experience doesn't make any sense.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: That's cut.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: That's we need something like that.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: The other thing gimmicks.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: The other thing going forward that we everyone even within barstool,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: is forbidden from clipping this podcast. They are forbidden from
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: taking any chunk of this podcast, especially the fucking quarter
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: slices that they're fucking eating.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: They're seven minute chunks.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: A what is that? What do you mean they took?
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: They clipped seven minutes, so.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: What does that do? It's like they're hurting our views.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Don't watch the episode.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Watch the episode. You can watch seven minutes, and then
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: when this saga comes up, they just recycle the seven
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: minute clip instead of anything being directed back towards here.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: There's no like semblance of hey, let's watch the podcast.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: It's just like, what can we fucking take.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: To watch the remaining three minutes of the episode.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Click here, it's all you adds. The other three minutes
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: are add Yeah, you are forbidden from clipping any of this.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: You can clip this part. You are forbidden from clipping
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: this this pose I.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: Want to see a little less Click this link.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Only state sanctioned clips will be going out from here
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: on out. Yeah, absolutely forbidden.
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: How does this affect your uh contract negotiation? Do you
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: think you still go in and ask for a rais?
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: No?
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no no no. You already already texting
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: with Mike. Let's load up the calendar. Let's get some
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: dates going for as soon as possible.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Why but Dave doesn't see you any different. Dave doesn't
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: see you any It's more that you just now everybody
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: hates you. It's not that day.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: I feel like every time I start feeling good about
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: myself at barstool, Dave hits me with just an ego
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: check of a life lifetime in which I'm just sent
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: back down to the ground.
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: That happened to me on Saturday. Yeah, same exact thing.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Of and then you go, yeah, maybe I am fucking retarded.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I'm worthless, But that does that humility winds
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: up serving you for a long time. And also it's
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: like Dave sees someone else's ego getting big and he
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: just like sticks his straw at the top of the
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: juice box and.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: Just like, dude, how about how about the how about
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: the minions shining in around Dave on that stream?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that ship.
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: The fucking team we.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Are talking about Big Big Tea and Spider.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: And I think Austin maybe, yeah, I don't.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Know, first class Austin or first class Gas that we're
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: talking about. Let's not act like this is a finite
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: list over here. It's this list. Uh, the Iceberg is
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: only the content people are what's above the ground. Everybody
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: else that's riding first classes underneath, and I will expose them.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: What bugs what bugs me is that they they're tipping
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: Dave's hand, do you know what I mean? They're presenting
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: the information in such a leading way. Like the question
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: from the chat was like, how is it? How do
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: you feel about the first class list? And then it
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: turned into like, uh, here's the list, and then some
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: Dave was like why is Francis on the list? Definitely not?
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: And then someone was like he claimed, what do you
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: mean I claim?
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I claim?
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: I spent thirty eight days on the road with them
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: last year? Yeah, I mean fifteen of their audio.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: You're in the videos.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm on their YouTube homepage. Fucking shield.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: These are all claims. You're making claims for day.
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: That's the other thing. It's like he's like does he
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: even travel? It's like, how does he not know that?
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean? Coming to learn just how
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: unaware Dave is of whatever efforts I'm making. I'm like,
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: what did even make a difference if I stopped trying?
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: Like should I be putting in this effort? That's how
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: I operate. But like, clearly, when I present these things,
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: he's answered the question of if I were to present
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: the things that I do around here in a contract renegotiation,
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: what would he say?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And it's like, well, he's I think what it comes
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: down to is what he understands. His numbers and the
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: numbers of this show are good. So he understands that,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: and that's why he's like, this show is your guys'
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: meal ticket, Yeah, because that's what that's like, the language
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: that he understands, and like helping other brands for whatever
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: reason like does not.
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: Doesn't do anything does in fact? I get that.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: So in light of that, so now Beef can go
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: play golf with fucking Frankie and Trent instead of Francis.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: So no more Jerry on those Yeah.
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: So in light of that, you know, I think it's like,
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: by extension, if I view that this Podcas asked is
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: my meal ticket? Yeah, And Roan feels that way too.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: If you don't agree, no, I agree, you are fucking
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: with our bag.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: No, I agree this and this and uh Bush Yeah.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: And did you ever watch that thing Chappelle put out
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: on Netflix? It was like a twenty minute sort of
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: stream of thought. Yeah, talk about like what happened when with.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: The Comedy Central stuff.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah you saw that. Yeah. And he told his story
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: about how when he used to walk into Greenwich Village
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: to go to the cellar when he was a young comic,
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: he would pass this guy who was doing like magic tricks,
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: magic tricks. Yeah, and he pointed out I think it
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: was him. He pointed out, like what the trick was. Yeah,
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: And someone came up to him afterwards and was like,
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: never never fuck with a man's ability to make his money. Yeah, yeah,
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: never fuck with a man's livelihood. That resonated with me,
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: because we can, we can do all we want, but
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: you know, when someone stands in the way of me
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: trying to further my career and all, and you know,
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: live the lifestyle that I want to live and try
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: to put money away to support a family someday whatever
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: like that. I take that personally of course.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Also, Arian Foster uh said that he's going to
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: meet your ass in the octagon.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: You'd have to. He's gonna be looking around for which
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: one was he? I don't remember. Yeah, I'm mad, but
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: I don't even know who I'm mad at.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have to beat any white out there.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: I don't see anyone that little.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Oh Man. All right, good fun, good fun.
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: I was hoping you Francis here.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Giants destroyed Roan's Eagles.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: How about that? Yeah? How about that? Jackson Dart I
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: did great game, pretty awesome. He's a hero man, He's great.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: I'm worried about it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: I mean, he's going into the blue tent like it's
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: a fucking yeah.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: I think he'll I'll figure that out. Drake made did
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: that last year a bunch and then they worked it out.
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: You know, he's historically the Giants offensive line over the
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: last ten years has not exactly been a priority for them.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: Look at fucking you know, uh fuck, I can't remember
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: his name. Our previous, our previous quarterback, now fucking Jones.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: Daniel Jones is Indian, like an MVP candidate.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: He's the best.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: He finally has an offensive line.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Do you think him and Saquan are texting each other
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: every day?
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: They said they were, Yeah, they admitted to texting each other.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's they were dying to get out
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: of there. But now it seems like it's a sick place,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: and all they needed was a presidential ticket of to
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: fucking two white boys boys.
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're two wins are against the Chargers and the Eagles.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: It's pretty good.
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: It's it's unbelievable. Yeah, those are two serious playoff contenders.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Well, the Chargers are kind of I.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: Don't agree with that. I think they're I think they're good.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: I think they're gonna. I love Justin Herbert, I.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Like him too, and I like Harbo, But I don't
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: know if they're gonna. They've had a little bit of it.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: They've had. They've had a rough stretch like the Eagles.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, the Eagles have the same record as the Lions,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: who was like the best team in the league. They've
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: beaten the Bucks, who are the best team in the NFC.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't say that.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, number one seed.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: What's their record? The Eagles four and two Patriots as well?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Too good.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: It's not bad.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: So the Eagles aren't bad.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: We should be six and now the Eagles, I agree. No, no,
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: what you guys are losing by four touchdowns?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because we have four of the top one hundred
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: players in the league. Out Jayleen Carter, out, Queenya Mitchell
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: out playing in Dickerson out.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: The Patriots won't anybody. We don't need anyone. We just
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: need Drake May.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so crazy how the Patriots fans have all
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: crowned Drake May because he won four games.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: He's great.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it is funny that they're like, we have
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: we had Brady, now we have Drake May.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: That's a little much. That's a little bit of a
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: rush and.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Makes you guys look a little bit shaky just because
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: he fucking it'll just Yeah.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Also beat the Bills, which was awesome, but like it's
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: still the Bills. Like people are talking about it like
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: they're like it's over. They're like they're like the Bills
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: had their chance, it's over, Like well they could like it.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: It's still the Bills.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: You guys are playing against this exact calendar year.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Like they're still a better team than we are right now?
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Am I wrong?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know if Josh Allen the same record or no,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: they've they've only one loss, right, Yeah, from us, they're
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: for them.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: One the solely has a moment in the Internet Invitational,
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: which I'm not he's a cameraman. That is the funniest
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: thing I've seen in five years. I'm not making this up.
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: He does thing that is so beyond dude, I can't.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: I don't want to allude to it too much. I
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: just want to prepare people that when this comes to light,
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: what he did is the funniest ship I've ever seen.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: It was hard to recover from. It was hard to
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: recover from the calamity of errors that he committed.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: I'm very interested to see. Do you know, do you
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: know if it's Ali's drink of choice mudslie? Yeah, you
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: know that that's not a joke at all. Like he
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: goes to a bar, like if he goes out for dinner,
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: I'm going to get a steak in a mud slot.
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: What is a mudslide is like chocolate cake with ice
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: and you Bundy, right, how do you get it? How
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: do you get one of those at a non beach bar?
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: I have no idea. Where do they?
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: They don't serve that at fucking you from.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Home and Magic Bullet.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: You don't know. Well, I was worried about that.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: He was. We were at like the Circus Circus or
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: what's the Vegas outdoor casino where they have a wall
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: of TVs. Oh, the biggest wall of TVs Circus Sports
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: yet something like that Circus Sports. And we it was
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: like ten am, We're going to watch football, maybe nine am,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and like we're just like everybody's watching football and he's
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: filming something behind the scenes and he just goes knee
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: deep into like a waiting pool while he's filming everybody
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: and just peels off his shirt and just like starts
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: like filming everybody from point blank range with his shirt off,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: and like is recruiting. Everybody's like come on, like take
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: your shirt off, dude, Like I'll give you. Like he
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: was trying to get other people so he could get
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: better content for his behind the scenes. It's like no
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: one wanted to take their shirt off, much less get
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: filmed that point blank But of course, just doing my job,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: hey Dave.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: When Dave was talking about what happened after the Internet Invitational,
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: he goes FASLEI has the yips man. That's a camera
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: man did it?
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: I don't even want to guess because I feel like
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: I'll be too close. I feel like I'm starting to get.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: An idea I'm alluding to too much.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: But I love him so much. He's one of my
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: favorite people. To be around, and he's so funny. He
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: was on this pop punk trip this past weekend and
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: he was just like so annoyed that, Like he was like,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I'm only going to get six hours of sleep tonight.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Right now?
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: Hey, how was that?
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: It?
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Fucking it was amazing.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: That looked like a big fucking deal.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: It was like, I mean, I don't know exactly how
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: many people there might have been three thousand people there
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: watching us.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: He's like, Mokes, that's crazy.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: It was like sounds like my New York shows.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: It felt like I was like, damn, this is what
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Sassine Francis.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: It's two eight hundred.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: I got a lot of d ms about your shows.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: People love to give me feedback on you.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: I don't get any DM's about my shows. And it
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: actually it's almost a little worrisome when you do the
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: show and then you check your Instagram and you're like,
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: not even like it, not even like.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: A are you looking in your hidden message everywhere? Get
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: filtered into that.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: I'm on fucking Instagram. Twitter.
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: Someone was telling me, uh, someone was telling me you
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: had a bunch of really hot girls at your show.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: There was a group of twenty of them against the
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: back wall. It might have been the Friday late show.
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: I really took care to know.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure I didn't see.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I saw that too.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: It's mostly it's mostly dudes. I know the Saturday Early
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: show there was probably more women than I love other ones.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: I love that you're getting the sweet honey babies.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: No, it's like I mean, I said to you, guys,
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: like ninety five percent men.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Five percent sweet honey babies, though.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: And five percent sweet honey babies.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Wait, a group of twenty out of two hundred people there,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: that would at least be ten percent sweet honey babies.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: And that's if there was no other sweet honey babies
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: in the entire crowd.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: That's kind of how it goes, dude.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: I had a moment in San Diego that was tough,
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: really tough to come back from. It was right before
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: I went on I found out that my friend had
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: demoted me first class. No, no, no, it was it
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: was in the I think it was the last show. Yeah,
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: it was the last show. There were three girls in
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: the second row and I go out start and within
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: five minutes they're talking to each other and they're not
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: whispering yeah, and I try to, like I look at
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: them and do my jokes, which is usually like my
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: first step. I'm like, hey, I can see you, and
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: this is really distracting nothing. So then in the middle
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: of a joke, I stopped and I did with THEO
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: Vaughn taught me, which is like, instead of just instead
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: of hacking them and you know, being like really mean
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: and off the bat, give them a chance. Yeah, yeah,
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: And I was like, hey, guys, I'm really sorry, but
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: it's like it's it's very distracting with you talking. You're
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: in the second row. I can hear everything you're saying,
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: and it's hard for me to like follow through on
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: what I'm trying to say with you guys talking, Would
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: you mind please?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: And they like kind of looked at each other and
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: then one of them went, are you fucking kidding men?
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: I swear to god she said that, And it was
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: just dark enough and the lights were just in my
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: face that I wasn't entirely sure that one of them
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: had said it. I thought maybe someone behind them had
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: said it. Yeah, So I go, did you just say,
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: are you fucking kidding? Me? And they went no, And
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: I was like I wasn't sure, so I was like,
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: all right, either way, let's just move on, but all good,
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: Like please, five minutes go by, they're talking again, Yeah,
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: and I can I can see them. Yeah, they're like
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: leaning into each other's ears a little bit, but they're
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: talking non whispers. I don't understand sometimes people think at
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: a comedy show they behave the same way that they
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: would at a concert or a sports game, which I understand.
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: It's live performance. There's a lot of people in the room.
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: You think you are not heard, but if you're sitting
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: in the second row, I can hear every word you're
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: saying if you're not fucking fully whispering, And it's impossible
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: to run the train of thought of jokes over this
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: sound wave of conversation. They start to blend and get
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: gargled and jumbled.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: You had little sass in the back of your head too.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: Man, Now I had three inner monologue.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Weeding different ideas going through your head.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: It is like a thing of like they're talking, I
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: can hear what they're saying. I'm getting sucked into that
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to tell I'm trying to remember the joke
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: while saying the joke while also paying attention to how
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: the joke is doing, and if I need to change
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: anything about the joke, all at the same time.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: This is exactly the thing. It's not so much that
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: I'm angry at the disrespect of someone talking during my show.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: I don't. I'm not that high and mighty. I'm not
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: that good of a comic. I can't do the best
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: version of the act with someone that close having a
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: full blown conversation. Yeah.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: So then I said something again. I go, and I
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: was a little more stern this time. Yeah, And I went, guys,
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, but I can still hear you and I
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: can see you, like, please, Yeah, this is really hard
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: if you don't. And I was like, you know, I can't.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: You gotta stop talking. Yeah, okay. Ten minutes later go by,
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: still talking. I kicked it right back into gear. Yeah,
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: picked it right up. And the third time that I stopped,
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: I said, guys, cut the shit. Yeah, I'm gonna have
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: you kicked out if you don't stop talking. This is crazy. Yeah.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: I've asked you three times now, like you're ruining the
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: show for everyone around you. Like I'm gonna have you
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: kicked out if you get one more time, And they
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: sort of sat there quietly and like took it, and
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: then they were okay for the rest of the show.
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: After the show, they came up to me and they
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: were like, you know, that was entirely uncalled for. They
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: were like, we're huge fans of yours, and we weren't talking.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: I don't know what that was. We never said a word,
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: and there's people around kind of like waiting to take
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: pictures and stuff, and so I don't want to make
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: a scene. So I'm like, oh, well, maybe it was
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: someone behind you or whatever. But I could see their
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: fucking faces. I knew exactly who it was them. Then
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: we like kind of reconcile. Then after the show, one
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: of them dms me and she goes, you know, that
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: was entirely uncalled for, but it is what it is. Like,
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: we weren't talking at all all this stuff, at which
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: point I was like, fuck this, Yeah, they were just
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: that's just her gaslighting me, trying to convince me that
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: she wasn't talking, when in fact I know she was.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: And I wrote back a long message. I was like,
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: I know it was you. I know it was you.
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: I saw you talking. I didn't say anything when you
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: told me it wasn't you, because I didn't want to
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: make a scene, but like, this is absurd, and I
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: handled that with as much professionalism and integrity as I could.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: I probably offered you more grace than any other comedian would. Yeah,
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: and don't try to tell me it wasn't you. I
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: have the tapes of the shows. I'm looking back through
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: them now. I'm seeing you guys talking before I addressed
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: this issue. And she read the message and didn't respond,
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: and then one of her friends DM me show us
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: the tapes, which fucking then I wrote back to her.
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: I was like, I see you as well. I can
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: see you as well.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I can almost guarantee that these women are travel nurses.
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: Were they I don't know.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I think it's ninety to five percent that they're travel nurses.
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: What does that even mean?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: There's always some chatty women in San Diego that are
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: travel nurses. Dude, I don't travels exactly exactly. Why what's
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: going on in San Diego that there always I know,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: like twenty people that have been travel nurses. Is that
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: for like old like rich people travel nurses?
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a nurse that just travels with them.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: No, it's like you just saying there's some kind of
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: travel nurse program where nurses like get to spend a
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: couple of years in oh San Diego, sow their wild
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: oats and talking a comedy show, and then come back
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: to living on the East Coast like nothing happened, Like
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: they never talked in a comedy show. And that's them
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: trying to keep up the appearance that they never said
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: a word on the comedy show for back home when
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: they when they tell themselves a story of how their
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: life went.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: I want to I have this.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: At least you're like far enough into comedy that like
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: you can you knew how to you know how to handle.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: It, how to handle it.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: That happened to me. That happened to me at UH
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: in Bloomington, Minnesota. The first time I did it, like
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: three or four years ago. Yeah, And it was the
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: late show on a Saturday, and there was a group
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: of girls in the front row and talking and I said, Hey,
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: could you guys stop talking? It's like I can't focus.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: And then she just looked at me and she goes,
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: why are you so mean? And it was I was
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: so new, and I was like I was like, am
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: I a fucking piece of ship. I was like, did
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: I just cross the line.
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It is weird because like as a comic, you're
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: like inherently engaging in people pleasing activity. Yeah, I want
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: you to like me. Yeah, but then you also have
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: to set a boundary to be like, you're ruining my
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: ability to make these other people like me.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's yeah. And then if you say something, it
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: like anytime, any anytime you say something, it changes the room,
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: for sure.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: It's yeah, it's.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Changed that much less saying it three times tac toed
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: their ass, it's changing.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Like cheering and ship. When you said.
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, it was just wholly uncomfortable because my act
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: there's a lot of sarcasm. Yeah right, and there's a
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: lot of tone, and when I break that tone to
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: be that real, it like out of the audience. Yeah yeah,
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: she said, I understand your disposition, but we're such fans
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: and that was so so uncalled for, considering the second time,
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: I genuinely just ordered a drink. So, by the way
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: her saying the second time, that's her admitting that she
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: actually did do this. Multiple people came up to us
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: and said that was uncalled for, but.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Love you regardless.
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: And then I wrote back, I go, I go, you
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: guys are lying to me. I could see you. I
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: know specifically it was you. I don't hold it against you,
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: but please don't try to tell me it wasn't. I
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: watched it happen, and I backed off the point after
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: the show to avoid a scene. I get what you know.
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: I went on and on, but.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Like, no one is going up to Andy, dude, you
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: could have been like, you guys are fucking whore. Yeah,
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: kill yourself. No one's going up to them after the show,
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: being like that was uncalled.
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: Don't listen to the big bat comedian.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Can I see a picture of their profile to see
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: if they're truly a traveler?
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: Her name is Steph and her I says, live it
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: up with two cat emojis.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Go figure traveler.
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it does have travel nurse written all over it.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, got her ass.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Live it up Mount SINAI.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's got to be annoying to deal with. But
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: also like I had such I have like such like
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know, it would like horrify me to ever
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: be called out, like even when I've been called out
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: with like silently and someone tries to do like crowd
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: work on me. I'll barely give in anything just because
• 46:36
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• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like being the problem and then doing
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: anything to continue being the problem.
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  Speaker 6: I was sitting next to him that it's like being
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  Speaker 1: So that he's not the crew, you can't pass him around.
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• 51:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I don't know, yeah, I guess yeah,
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: probably I'd be like you, like, dude, you've been bringing
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: all this time and you just want to take the
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: one guy that I've been traveling with for two years.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: In terms of me and Francis, I don't.
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: I don't feel like I own Brandon in any way,
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: but I know that we built a great rapport and
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: I hope he feels well taken care of and likes
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: coming on the road with me, which I think he does.
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: And uh, you know, I'm again like, for a better opportunity,
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: I would be very happy, but like for Harry who's
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: already like you know, stabbed me in the back pretty
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: badly to then add on to that by taking my open.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: This was pre just a heads up, so that was
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: this was gonna be. It wasn't like it wasn't like
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: that clip came out and then I texted Brandon. I
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: was like, you're freeding that. Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna get
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: you on the first flight out of San Diego.
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a red eye leaving in twenty minutes. Are
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: you done with your set? He'll find a lot, now,
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: he'll find a local. There's a big there's a big
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: scene in San Diego tell him to ask the club,
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: ask the club. No, so yeah, So I don't know,
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: but dude, I do know. There are comics who have
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: had features for a while and then someone else takes
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: them and it's like it's it's on side, it's a problem.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: What's like an example of that, anyone we can mention
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: or it's too so like woven into the comedy scene.
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: It's woven and and and you know where it happens
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: a lot. It was like the Comedy Store, specifically in
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: La So they have that program where it's like your
• 53:24
  Speaker 6: door guy, so you work the club. You work at
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: the club like being not sure all that stuff. Yeah,
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: or you're like valet and you park the cars and
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: stuff and in exchange for that, you get stage time.
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: So that's their like mail room feeder program. That's how
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: they like build up young comics. You work the club,
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: and those guys are the ones that end up featuring
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: for the big, huge comics out there, and those guys
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: get passed around and that causes major riffs among the stars.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Among the notoriously thick skinned Los Angeles can be.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think that's been going on for like
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: twenty plus years. Yeah, like I there's there was like
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: I remember hearing something about like Bobby Lee, like one
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: person used him and then someone else used him, and
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: there's like that's Bobby Lee when he was when he
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: was the guy at the store.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: Wow, that's crazy.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Wow, it was probably having an Asian was probably
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: such a hot commodity at that time.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Big time.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I haven't that you could.
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: Fuck me you did?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Did you like?
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Did you like San Diego? At least so I know
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: that area you were staying in shitty? But did you
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: get to explore where'd you stay?
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: PB or downtown in the gas life district in downtown? Basically?
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: I mean, there was so much that happened that would
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: have been great for this episode, if you know, we
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: hadn't had to address the gigantic elephant in the room.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: But the my hotel was a disaster.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: Was it? Were you staying at the hotel that's directly
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: next to the club, Yes, I stayed there.
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: That old place.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: No?
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: Were you with the moxie across the street?
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: So that's a modern hotel. Yes, I was in a
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: hotel that was built in depression era of course America.
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: And they have I check in and the guy goes,
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: just so you know, not a big deal. But tomorrow
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: there's going to be a mandatory emergency six hour blackout
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: of all electricity in the hotel. And I go, I'm sorry,
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: not a big deal, and he goes, well, look I
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: get it. You know for people who for people who
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: are just staying one night, it's not that big of
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: a deal. But for people who are here for multiple nights,
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: I guess it was a little bit of a problem.
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, I'm here for three nights. Yeah, you're
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: talking to me. You're telling me that the majority of
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: my day tomorrow the hotel won't work. It's not going
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: to function. No lights, no internet, no TV, no air conditioning.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, why six hours?
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about? Yeah, like, are you rewiring
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: the mainframe in first world America?
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: It's like they're building a new hotel.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: Are you reallocating power to launch something like on this
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: corner of town for the military. Anyway, So that was
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: the first thing I was told. Then I got in
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: the elevator, and you get in the elevator, and first
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: of all, there were two elevators. One of them was
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: under construction and had been so for the past week.
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: They told me, Yeah, the one working elevator. You click
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: the button, it arrives, you have to open a door,
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: and then there's the sliding black metal grate. So it's
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: a very very old elevator, which is charming, and you're like,
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: that's cool. And then you step in and there's a
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: plaque on the wall that says this elevator was built
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: in nineteen thirteen. At the time, these two elevators were
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: the fastest elevators in the world. People would travel from
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: near and far to come ride the elevators and see
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: how and marvel at how fast they were. Since then,
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: the world has caught up in speed, but they remain
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: the same. And then you start moving up and you're like, fuck,
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: this elevator, do not remain the same. They go so slowly. Yeah,
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: and it would.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Have thought one hundred and fifteen years dude.
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: My show on a Friday night was at seven thirty.
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: I'm one minute, not even ten yards away from the
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: entrance of the comedy so show starts at seven thirty.
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: I get to the elevator at seven twenty, thinking like,
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: I'll be eight minutes early. Yeah, I clicked the button.
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: It took the elevator fifteen minutes to come to my floor.
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: Well floor will the highest floor, the eleventh floor, And
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: you're like, surely it'll be here in a minute, surely minutes,
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: it'll be here in a minute. It's one working elevator
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: and it's ferrying people up and down like it no wonder.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Those travel nurses were so fucking drunk and angry at you.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: You were fucking yeah, minutes late to the show.
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: They were pregaming in the elevator, So that was another nightmare.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: Then you know, the windows had wooden slats on them
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: that didn't make the room dark at all, and then
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: the storm windows. There were two air conditioning units in
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: the windows, and the one in my I had like
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: this tiny little suitet type thing that had a semi adjacent,
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: like eighty square foot living room, I guess you'd say.
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: And that room was the only room that had a
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: working air conditioning unit, so the cold air did not
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: pass necessarily into the bedroom, god, which is the only
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: place I cared for you cool. So after one night
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: I went to the front desk and said, would you,
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: honor please not charging for the remaining two nights I'm leaving,
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: And they said, oh yeah, we can do that, but
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: we want to know, like what was wrong with your stay?
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: And I was like, I think an easier question is
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: what wasn't wrong with my stay? But again, I have
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: this fucking trait where like I can't really I don't
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: want to hurt their feelings about what was wrong with
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: this place they're proud of. So I was like, oh,
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: you know, just the blackout for six hours today, have a.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Lot of work to do, so you just booked another.
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: I went and stayed at a different hotel nearby. Yeah,
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: the US Grant. It was nice. That was a nice
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: hotel who was named after US Grant Hill of the Detroit.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: This is why you can't This is why you need
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: the first class, Like you can't backslide.
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: No, I know. And then you made that point when
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: I was trying to offer that middle ground to Gaz
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: where I was like, I don't even need to fly
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: and you're like, wait a minute, you're not out of it.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think you're honestly think you're not
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: because everything with four place as it goes through their
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: back end and that they pay for everything, and then
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: your contract.
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I just don't know exactly, and I don't understand
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: what my contract stipulates, because it says business class and
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: I don't know if that like translates to first class
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: for all travel. But again, by the way, you know,
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: I think as much as we joke about this, let's
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: be clear about something. I don't need to fly first
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: class for flights to Chicago things like that, blah blah blah.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: But when you're flying across the country for work and
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: stuff like that, I don't know. It's nice to do.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: A son of a boy dad trip to Ireland and
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: we need to be in first class for it.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm done for that. I think we should fly
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: first class and Harry should fly middle seat, lastro limited
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: recline smelling the bathroom.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he should not be able to get any of
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: the Haggish that we're having in first class.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: There you go on, Eric con lingis.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Is hagis Irish? Or is that Scottish?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: I think it's both. Yeah, I know it's in Scotland,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: but I would bet that they have it in Ireland.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't do Scotland. Why are we too, drear?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: Why are we going to Ireland?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Doesn't that doesn't sound fun to you?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: No, it's not that it doesn't sound fun.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: We have six activities to fulfill. One of them will
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: be going upstate, another one of them will have a
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: sleep over here, and that means we have four more
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: activities to do.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: Okay, is there what? So? What is the Do we
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: have roots in Ireland or something? Do we people over there?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: I My roots are all England and Scotland. Fuck, but
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: I'm down. What's that?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Tyler Hasler's got people in any Irish roots? Irish? No,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: so we're not going to Ireland.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: I would definitely go to Ireland.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: All right? Ireland trip back.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: On northern Northern Ireland looks sick.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Can we pick our six activities that we're going to do.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: One of them is going to be the upstate trip.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Another one of them is going to be sleepover at
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: the office.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're doing that.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: Fin another location for that.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: I offered my place, But you guys said we needed
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: the infrastructure of the cameras and stuff to actually stream it,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: which makes sense.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll probably make sense.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Do you do you have a way that we could
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: stream it? Does technical sasas have a way that we
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: could get.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: Out of this?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: We can definitely apart from my.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Place, sleepover at your apartment.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's just it might be a little tight,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. At least there's no rats there.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: Well, I was going to say, we will probably be
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: sleeping on mattresses on the floor, and I'm worried about
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: what will be scurrying across my torso.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: At my place. No, my place is good. There isn't anything.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: So we can rig your place with multiple cameras.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: How much time do we have until they come back?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: The mice, whatever rodent infestation you've dealt with.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: I've got the amount of poison that I have, like
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: you wouldn't even believe when the second I even think
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: that there might have been anything. I have two gap
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: two over over a gallon. Each one of them is
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: for roaches and one of them is for rodents.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: You're gonna have federal agents at your door, like, sir,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: we cold your receipts from various.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're worried you're crafting a bomb.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what do you mean?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: All pumps?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Are they in gollons there?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: And it's in a it's like a round up. It's
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: like a gallon jug with a spray thing and you walk.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: In, Oh my god, you just spray your apartment like that.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: It's for indoors, dude, idea, Man.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: I can open well, you don't open your windows.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: I keep my windows open most of the day. I don't,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: especially especially after a gas thing.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: That's yeah.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Actually I try to um gate a little bit after.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, because you're poisoning the air.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: It's mostly because it just smells bad, like there's some
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: The rodent one is a little it's like it smells minty.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: You like it, No, it's bad. You wear it on
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 6: your neck for a day. Yeah, you don't want to
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: overdo it.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: No, the rodent one, mice and rats don't like the
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: smell of mint, so it's very minty smelling. And that
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: one can be a little bit overwhelming. The roach one
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: has no smell, and it kills them. When there is roaches,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: it kills them quick.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: Okay, I don't. I'm gonna be honest with you. I
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 6: don't want to do this sleep over your apartment anymore. No,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: it'll be good. No, I will not for my own health.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: You must. You can sleep on the couch.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: I want to sleep on the couch. I want to
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: sleep on the floor. I want to put mattresses on
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: the floor and have a proper sleep.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: We're not even really gonna sleep, like we're gonna be streaming.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: With we're gonna sleep at some point. I'm not like
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: a no sleep guy. I can't do that.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Well, just for the length of the stream, you don't sleep,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: and then and.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Then what you sleep in the morning? Yeah, but what
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: if you got to do what if.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: You got to wait?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: You schedule it so you don't have ship to do.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: We'll stream until three am, which is your bedtime. Oh yeah,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: three AM's fine, maybe four.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not gonna be able to do it at
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: your house. Why because the technical aspects of it aren't.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have You're gonna have like thirty.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: Two gigabytes of RAMP five seventy t I super.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Camera.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: What are we talking?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: How wide is the camera?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: I've got eight cameras.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Can they all link up to the same source? Of course,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: No they can't.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: Yes they can. Thirty two gigabytes of RAM Did you
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: not hear clearly the first time?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: All right? So those are two of the things we'll do.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: That task I can take on.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I I think that that would be really fun to do.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: It at your apartment by doubt your abilities, and I
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: hope you take my doubt as a fire little I
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: could we could literally do it today there at me
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: with a good time.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: Why do you have eight cameras? What is that for?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: I don't actually have cameras. That was exaggerating.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: How many well we can bring?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: How many gigabytes of RAM do you have?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Thirty two? And I've got sixteen on layaway in case
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: I need it.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: You pump it up to forty eight.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: I'm going to bump up to I could bump up
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: to sixty four before we get before we get going
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: on that RAM is cheap.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, rammates maybe cheap, but it sounds like it's a
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: slippery slope.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: It is. But there's only four slots in my motherboard,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: so it doesn't matter. The most I could get is
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: probably like one thirty two.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but you're going to get there and then you're
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: gonna want a bigger motherboard.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: But the thing, well I already do want it. That's
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: my next thing.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: Is there?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: You got on the board, but the or not a
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: bigger one, a better one, but more slots, more slots,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: of course, yeah, more USB slots. So that's probably my
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: biggest hold up right now with the lack of USB
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: s uponly like six.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Can't you just uh, that should be the easiest fix.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: It's not why because if you want more USBs built in,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: then you got to replace the motherboard. And replacing the
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: motherboard you got to replace. You gotta take everything out
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: and redo the whole thing.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: You like that kind of ship though? Yeah?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: I do, but I just did it and I don't
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: feel like doing it again.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: All right, Well we will have the stream then.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: Oh no, we're ready to We're ready to get more USBs.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: Are how many? How many PCs did Kai have when
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: you were there? Just one PC?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: He had a different room of production.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, so the PC is more for show.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: He had like Jewish guys running around behind the scenes.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, fretting Jewish guys. So what's the other four things? Oh?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: What are other four activities?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Four activities?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Well, fishing, for sure.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Fishing is that's the state one. That's the first one.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: We already have to We got to do that.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: We're doing that in November, doing it November fifth and six.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: Hopefully the bite will still be active. We'll probably have
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: to throw some eggs.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: And we're gonna that will come with, that will come with.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: There's gonna be no drives, seven videos, ms and streamers
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: on a slower tree. When the water cools down, the
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: fish's metabolism slows down, and they get a lot less active.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: They're eating a lot less but they're still eating.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: They're still hunting. They're still hunting, but it's just.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: A lot less. You gotta really really got to thread
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: the needle with that, nim, get it right.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Crack up stream exactly, yeah.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: A little uh what is it called. There's like a trout,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: trout bait, something super bait, something like that. I don't
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: know what it is.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: The most talkative you get is when you're trying to
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: avoid the questions that I'm asking.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: No, I'm here, I keep forgetting. I'm just so fishing
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: is one, and.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have seven videos that come out of that
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: two day stretch.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: Really, yes, okay, of different levels. It's seven videos.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about those. I can get those seven videos
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: figured out. It'd be very simple.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: I thought what we were figuring out right now.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, we're figuring out the six activities.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: Well, I want to do another video game, for sure,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: at least. But the thing is, we just I don't
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: know which video game to do. So it's like we
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: could do I was saying Smash, we can do Super Smash.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: That would count as an activity. That could be one
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: of the seven things we do in Francis's.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: That's not an activity.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: That's not one of our six activities for the year. Smash, Well,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Smash is a sub video one of the activities.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: Playing a video game for forty five minutes, isn't isn't
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: one of our things that sounds active.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about ten poles. I'm talking about six ten
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: poles throughout the year.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: Ten poles like going somewhere, Well.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: The sleepover doesn't have to be going somewhere. You literally
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: don't have to leave your home. True, true, but it's extended.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: It's not just like one thing happens paintballing t That's
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: why I keep on saying going to Ireland, But I'm
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: really just trying to use it as an excuse to
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: go to Ireland.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: Is there gaming convention or something like a sports sort
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: of type thing.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Austin, Yeah, the Mecca, Hit the Mecca.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: I would be down to hit the Mecca.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Hit the Mecca. Do some time down with the Mecca.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: I don't even want to do time. I just want
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: to observe bart and Springs, take it all in, go
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: to Barton Springs.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: I love bart and Springs.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: I would be be down to go down to Austin
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: just three just to just to just to watch shit,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: my ass down and listen.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, just to absorb.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: Learn, learn a thing or two. Kill Tony.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: We'll do that. That's part of the Austin though. That
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: can't be its own tempole.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 6: Bahamas, it can't be why you want to go bone
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: fishing down by?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah Obahamas. Oh, I would love to go to the Bahamas.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Only two hours away. We could do a little day trip.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I really I really see Dave green lighting our
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 6: trip to the Bahamas, given how he feels about us.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: Well, it sounds like we're good to go wherever we want.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: It's just we can't sit up front like we could
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: go to like we could get a full trip to
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: like Australia paid for. We're just not going to be comfortable.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be wedged in there. Once you get there,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: it'll be nice. We should What was the James Bond
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: movie where they go to they stay at the Ocean
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Club in the Bahamas.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: Oh, that was the one, the first Daniel Craig one.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should do a shot by shot remake of
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: the James Bahama movie where he the Ocean Club in
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: the Bahamas.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: Boy, that place was cool.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: I would go to Ireland. No, I would go to Iceland.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: I would go upstate.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I think one international would be sick. Well, I think
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: we have to knock out all the other ones first
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: and go proof of concept, proof of concept, proof of concept.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: I think international.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what about somewhere like, you know, Antarctica?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: It would be nice.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: Nice tracking.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Is there anything to do in Antarctica?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: I've always wondered that.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: I think it's just like a big Russian military base
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: there and that's it.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: Well, okay, so I mean I get that confused with
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: the Arctic.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, there's a place called North Pole, Alaska, but
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: that just seems like a bear to get to Philly.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I'd love to host you guys in Philly. Scumbags. Have
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: you riding the rails in Philly?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: No, let's go to that barstool Born get bottle service with.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: We could easily go to uh keep.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: The war going.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: Not enough cease the ceasefire, bring more.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: We can go fill up the old land.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be fun. I would go to Alaska.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: Alaska would be sick, all right, But.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: That replies in the face of us being able to
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: go to Ireland. You think that's international damn near once
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: you leave the continental PNW.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: We could go skiing on on Mount mount was it
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: Mount Wells in Oregon? Mount Hood? We could go ski
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: that glacier in Oregon over consumer.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: Do you have that type of skiing In't you just
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: ski acuntry glacier?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: It's not backcountry. It's like that's just their mountain. It's
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: takes a long time to get to I think, yeah
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: to it. But it's supposed to be sick.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: These are pretty Uh, we're shooting for the moon a
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: little bit. Let's keep it a little more local. As
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: Brown said, proof of concept, slap a sponsor on there,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: budget opens up.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to nail proof of concept because before
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: we know where the four playboys going to fucking have
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Australian Yeah.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: One of the problems we have is that our scope
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: of interests is very limited. So you know it, we're
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 6: kind of like, what would make sense is it as
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: a continuation of what we talk about. And it's like fishing,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 6: video games, flights.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: The Finer Things club, I think is we could really
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: fucking scratch the surface of that.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: Though that's fair.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: We like finer things and if we turn that into content,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: that's fucking nice.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 6: You and I like finer things. Harry doesn't like other people.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: But that's almost what plays like. You and me just
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: liking nice things doesn't play for content. But you being
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: a stick in the mud while we're doing that, that's nice.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: True can go to a he go to a Giants game,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: now you're talking, we could go to I was gonna
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: say we go to a Phillies game, but I forgot
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: they're out.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Well, this is all this is throughout the next calendar years,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: including next summer.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: You know, you go to an Eagles game, but they'll
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: probably lose, so that wouldn't really be fun. Is there?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: Do Giants, Joe, Giants Patriots play each other this year?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: Let's go to that tailgate?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tailgate Foxborough? Maybe set up a tailgate, Yeah, connect
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: with the fans.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: Bring a bunch of beers from being around, a bunch
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 6: of weat brownies for you.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Let the travel nurses come, invite some travel nurses out.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Have them be able to speak their minds to us.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just around job and all that.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Something around the super Bowl would be nice too.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've never been for the company go to the
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 6: super Bowl.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: That could be cool, and I went last year. Why
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: don't we all go. Let's all go to the super Bowl,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: all sit by ourselves, all record our separate povs slash interactions, fun,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: stitch it together, stitch it together and compare experiences.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: And compare it to uh yeah, like whenever the NFL
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: says like this cannot be distributed, we redistributed it. Kind
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: of flying the face of Roger Goodell pirate the super Bowl.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: That now you're talking the kind of stuff that I've
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: been begging for you to fucking pirate the super Bowl.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Or maybe we joined Francis in New Zealand. We skipped
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: the holidays.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: You guys already said Christmas is too important to you.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if I can skip Christmas.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 6: My trip is really shaping up. I'll tell you what.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 6: I got some cool stuff booked. I will say I'm
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 6: struggling a little bit to bring it all the way
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: home because I did not realize this. This is the
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 6: busiest time of the year to visit New Zealand. Oh yeah,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 6: his peak tourism summer. Yeah, it really couldn't. So hotels
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: are fucking expensive and booked, booked, booked, booked already.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, that's insane.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: Everything is fucking booked.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: What about if we did what if we did? What
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: if we went and we fished and camped in Pennsylvania,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: Central PA, and then we went to a penn State
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: game the next day. I love that, fresh aut fresh
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: out of the tent.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: I love that. But that's like, there's like two Penn
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: State games left.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 6: I like that.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: You're thinking these ideas, but you're also thinking fall and
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: winter exclusive ideas pretty much.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh you're thinking the net. You're thinking the whole year.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking over the I'm thinking six things throughout the
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: entire year. But I love the idea of going to
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: a state game. And tickets are probably going to be
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: fucking free now because they're fucking awful because they suck buns.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Pedophile organization, what the fuck? What the hell? But I
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: like where your head's at. We don't need to figure
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: it all out right now.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: But I would definitely get out to State.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: See, that's where you were treated like a god.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: That was my prime. I peaked at State. It's all
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: downhill from there.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: We have to make some shirts. Actually, we do merch
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: coming out.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna do some merch. What about Christmas? Oh yeah,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: we should do something for Christmas Orhonica. We're both Christmas
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: Hanikkah kwansa. Include all of our followers.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: What time is it right now?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: It's like twelve thirty twelve thirty cool, and we can
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: end it if you want.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: No, I actually have a meeting for this twelve hour
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: stream that I'm doing, and I will be including you
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: in that as well.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: Got it?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: When is that on October thirtieth Thursday?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: Should be around?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: We'll move it. If you're not, should be it should
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: be available, We'll move it to whenever you're around.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: It should be available for those dates.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: How did how did this episode go compared to how
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: you thought it would?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: I went how I expected it to. What did you?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: What are your thoughts coming in?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: Take my lashings, try and get out whole.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: I think you should have cried no. I think that
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: that would have made it way like people would have
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: been on your side, way harder if you cried.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably, but I wish, I wish I could force
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: a cry, but I can't.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Were you close? No, come on, bro, I don't cry. Ever,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: that's not true. It is I've seen you cry.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: You've never seen you cry in a million years.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: That one time I've known, I've been around you when
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: you were just crying.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: Never, I've never been close to tears.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: I've heard you on the other side of a door crying.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, never in a million years.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: And you were wailing.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: No, no, yeah, you're in hard for it.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: Why I remember. I'm not going to say too much when,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: but early on you cried heavy.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: It is pretty crazy, though. I haven't had a lot
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: of people really mad at me like that in a while,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: And it's what.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Do you mean in a while? What do you mean
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: when was the last time a lot of people were
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: mad at you.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: I feel like when I was on the yak say
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: or do something and people would get mad at me.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: This was like every time I opened my phone, I'd
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: be like, wow, whoa that is me?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: People would people were going.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 6: But but fans really not not like yeah, were there
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: people among the.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: I think it's I think it was a good amount
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: of like Dave.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 6: Guys.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people like yeah, and his hair is greasy. I
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: was like people.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: They were, they were, they were stacking on yeah, and
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: he sucks at cod whoa Yeah, come on guys, all right,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: but yeah we got we had some good ball tonight too.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: So it's hard to stay mad at well now not
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: how not really what I meant.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: Comes out on right. Hard to stay mad right when
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 6: is good?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: It's good, make direct eye contact with you when I said.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 6: No, no, I'm good, I'm good, We're good. Uh yeah,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 6: I'm excited for uh where we're headed.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: And if you and if you clip anything from this show,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: we will block your account.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: We will have you ruined financially. All right, thank you
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: guys for listening. We will be back on Thursday with
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: a new episode of Son of a Boy Dad. Anything
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: we got to promote.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 6: I have Austin in November.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got Chicago coming up in November.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: And then Boston first weekend of December. That's it for
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: the year. Next year I'll be in Pittsburgh and DC
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 6: and some fun places. But what do I got.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got Boston and uh or no, I got
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: Chicago and then Baltimore.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 6: You're doing the port yeah, I love that.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: I'm pumped for both of those. All right, thank you
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: guys for listening. We'll see you on Thursday. Goodbye.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 9: Was Steve still under ground? So I looked on out to.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: The game around.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 9: Falling one way I was falling today? Were Dri Dido?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 9: Who was.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: So so?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 9: Then you need son, No, I'm coming. I was on
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 9: a phone in love. I was on your phone in one.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 9: I was on your phone in one. I was on
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 9: your phone in the street. Get ta fee.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: Way see just a distant the bays fast, go back
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 5: of the call.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 9: Just a man not really take the head. If you
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 9: can see the relachange, the g don't exact per