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Always Be Prepared · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:06
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to the special mid-episode episode of The Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:14
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:16
  Testecleese: Or just a couple guys drinking some beers, talking about what's going on. We got Guapo with us, and we want to talk about a couple,
• 0:22
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Oops.
• 0:23
  El Guapo: Couple things.
• 0:25
  Testecleese: You know, midweek.
• 0:28
  El Guapo: That would have taken up too much time on the regular show.
• 0:31
  El Guapo: Where?
• 0:33
  Testecleese: Guapo say hello.
• 0:34
  El Guapo: Hey, can you guys hear me?
• 0:37
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 0:38
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 0:38
  Brian McFadden: Sounded good.
• 0:39
  El Guapo: Good, good, good.
• 0:40
  Testecleese: Y se puede.
• 0:42
  El Guapo: She supported.
• 0:45
  Brian McFadden: 5x5.
• 0:46
  Testecleese: Even if you don't speak Spanish, everyone learn from Obama, that means, yes, we can. Right?
• 0:52
  El Guapo: Well, yeah, he stepped on doo-doo with the cheesecake coming.
• 0:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, I mean… the hell?
• 1:02
  Testecleese: It's never worked well for a white guy to do the Spanish-speaking thing, and you know it as well as I. Like, look how well it worked for Jeb Bush, speaking fluid Spanish, right? It's like, oh, fuck you, you're showing off.
• 1:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, he…
• 1:18
  Testecleese: It just doesn't work if you're not Hispanic, and I'm like, what's wrong with speaking another language, you know?
• 1:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:27
  El Guapo: I'd be surprised to speak Spanish, and how good they are.
• 1:32
  Testecleese: It's the most commonly spoken language on the planet.
• 1:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37
  El Guapo: by,
• 1:38
  Testecleese: Okay, let me rephrase.
• 1:40
  El Guapo: But Democrat.
• 1:41
  Testecleese: First language.
• 1:42
  El Guapo: by geography, versus, the most populated. Yeah.
• 1:47
  Testecleese: By first language, versus,
• 1:51
  Testecleese: More people speak English? No, more people speak English. And that's because it's the language of business.
• 1:59
  El Guapo: Speaking of business, this is where I wanted to go, Adobe Suite.
• 2:04
  Testecleese: was just decompiled by an AI and rebuilt with different code to be exactly the same.
• 2:12
  Testecleese: Dobie doesn't have much of an argument, which they… they can bring it to court, we'll see what they can bring up.
• 2:18
  Testecleese: This is a $100 billion business that has no product to sell.
• 2:23
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 2:24
  Testecleese: What is this gonna mean to the United States economy if software is nothing anymore?
• 2:29
  El Guapo: They had to see the proprietary, well, it's more into Excel, deaf?
• 2:36
  El Guapo: I mean, did the guy,
• 2:38
  Testecleese: It's not intellectual property theft.
• 2:40
  El Guapo: I have to be sick.
• 2:41
  Testecleese: Didn't steal…
• 2:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but you gotta look at how the copyrights are read.
• 2:45
  Brian McFadden: for Adobe, and Adobe's got the deep pockets to…
• 2:49
  El Guapo: This is…
• 2:50
  Brian McFadden: sue the little guy out of an oblivion, whether they can drag out in court for years, you know.
• 2:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, they could probably take over that.
• 2:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then another little guy does the same thing, and then another little guy does the same thing, and another little guy… Well, then another little guy has a…
• 3:05
  Brian McFadden: Disney still protects our Mickey Mouse.
• 3:07
  El Guapo: Oh, no, it's not… No, no, it's still, it's only for 100 years, and it's already up. So anyway, they're gonna…
• 3:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but they protected them for as long as they possibly could, and then some.
• 3:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but it is, open for interpretation now.
• 3:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, there's not copyright.
• 3:24
  Testecleese: Mickey Mouse is stealing Mickey Mouse.
• 3:27
  Testecleese: These guys took something that existed. They didn't even look at the code. They never saw the original code. They told their AI.
• 3:35
  Brian McFadden: No, but their AI did.
• 3:37
  El Guapo: Bang.
• 3:37
  Brian McFadden: But their AI could be sued by Adobe.
• 3:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 3:41
  Testecleese: Okay, I'm going…
• 3:42
  Brian McFadden: This is a computer.
• 3:43
  Testecleese: Yo, that works!
• 3:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 3:46
  Testecleese: To a computer!
• 3:47
  El Guapo: That's the… that's the issue now.
• 3:49
  Brian McFadden: Behind the AI.
• 3:50
  El Guapo: That's the issue with AI. You ask them to give you an answer, and they will go search it, and no matter… no matter what firewall on it, they're gonna try to break that wall to get an answer. And that's why they have an issue with the top secret stuff, because you can ask top secret question.
• 4:10
  El Guapo: And literally gonna try to bypass the firewall, try to give you the answer.
• 4:15
  Testecleese: Yes, but they have limitations on American, at least, AI to not do that. The Chinese, I'm sure, are trying to get through our shit all the time, right?
• 4:24
  El Guapo: AI has to get the answer, just… the AI's gonna keep persisting, it's like a Terminator, it's just gonna keep going.
• 4:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, and that's what I'm saying, is like.
• 4:31
  Testecleese: They didn't even need to look at the code, it just had to say, this is how it works, how do I make something that works the same way?
• 4:39
  El Guapo: And…
• 4:40
  Testecleese: If this means no such thing as intellectual property.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: Dear God, no, man. If it can do this, the fact that it's already done it, we'll see where this goes in a courtroom, how many blue-collar, how many white-collar jobs are left.
• 4:55
  El Guapo: Who's gonna be a middle manager? Who's gonna be a data analyst?
• 4:59
  Testecleese: When an AI can do it for the job of 100 people, and it doesn't take days off, it doesn't get sick, it doesn't eat lunch.
• 5:08
  El Guapo: He doesn't go home at night.
• 5:14
  Testecleese: I don't know, what if 100 million Americans lose their jobs because I could pay 100 bucks a month to pay for an AI?
• 5:24
  El Guapo: Instead of…
• 5:25
  Testecleese: Hiring 13 people to do jobs.
• 5:29
  Testecleese: And what happens to Microsoft?
• 5:32
  El Guapo: Like, is there all the…
• 5:34
  Testecleese: Do I need to reallocate a whole bunch of, investments?
• 5:40
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 5:43
  El Guapo: Take everything… Everything out of software?
• 5:46
  El Guapo: Diversify, doesn't hurt. Better be, better be the first or last one.
• 5:51
  Testecleese: I am diversified.
• 5:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's.
• 5:54
  Testecleese: So I have some in software companies.
• 5:57
  Testecleese: and such.
• 5:58
  El Guapo: But…
• 5:59
  Testecleese: It seems like it's about to all go tits up.
• 6:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, better be the first one to leave.
• 6:06
  Testecleese: It better be the first guy to realize that than the last one, right?
• 6:08
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 6:09
  El Guapo: You ever watched the movie? I need to send you the name of the movie.
• 6:15
  El Guapo: Go ahead.
• 6:19
  Testecleese: I don't know, and like I said, what happens when 100 million people lose jobs that pay 6 figures a year?
• 6:26
  Testecleese: Not only is that 100 million people that weren't prepared, because they were expecting to make
• 6:30
  Testecleese: How many thousands of dollars This paycheck, right?
• 6:34
  Brian McFadden: Well, Netflix just let another thousand employees go.
• 6:38
  Testecleese: Microsoft just fucking offered 25% of their employees a buyout to just quit.
• 6:44
  El Guapo: I would take… Yeah, because Microsoft…
• 6:47
  Brian McFadden: Microsoft only has Office as a subscription service now, they're not…
• 6:52
  Brian McFadden: They're not making a killing off of anything anymore. Windows… how great is the Windows operating system? How great is…
• 6:59
  Testecleese: Windows is pretty good, you gotta admit that.
• 7:02
  Brian McFadden: How great is, how great is, Internet Explorer, you know, or whatever they're calling their latest browser these days.
• 7:11
  El Guapo: Oh, you haven't used any of this shit?
• 7:15
  El Guapo: in the, the editing tools that Microsoft makes, then. No.
• 7:23
  Testecleese: Like, PowerPoint, for example.
• 7:25
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I use… yeah, but that's part of the Office Suite.
• 7:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's Microsoft Office.
• 7:30
  El Guapo: I know, but… and I pay as…
• 7:32
  Brian McFadden: I pay a monthly fee till you have the service.
• 7:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, so now what happens if it becomes free tomorrow? Are you gonna continue to pay the subscription?
• 7:41
  Brian McFadden: No, it won't be free tomorrow.
• 7:43
  El Guapo: The first one.
• 7:43
  Testecleese: What if I…
• 7:45
  El Guapo: Absolutely.
• 7:45
  Testecleese: What if AI just makes it free tomorrow?
• 7:48
  Testecleese: You'd just download that, wouldn't you?
• 7:50
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 7:52
  Testecleese: No, you're gonna continue to pay a fee for shit that you can get for free.
• 7:58
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 8:00
  El Guapo: I'm telling you, most Americans won't, they'll take the free shit.
• 8:04
  El Guapo: That's why they keep voting for free shit.
• 8:09
  Testecleese: But yeah, all these people, if they lose their jobs all of a sudden, that's billions of dollars just not being moved every year.
• 8:17
  El Guapo: People that can't… because you know people don't save.
• 8:21
  El Guapo: They're not prepared.
• 8:23
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? They're spending two grand a month, and they don't need to on… who the fuck knows what? Going out to dinner?
• 8:30
  Brian McFadden: DoorDash.
• 8:31
  Testecleese: DoorDash! What are they gonna do when all of a sudden it's like…
• 8:35
  Testecleese: like I said, they're not prepared. They should have…
• 8:44
  Testecleese: Be prepared, man. Boy Scout style. Have some silver in your house, maybe a little gold if you have a little extra money.
• 8:51
  El Guapo: Rice and beans, rice and beans. Rice and beans, they don't go bad.
• 8:56
  Testecleese: Shit, I can!
• 8:59
  Testecleese: We can in this house.
• 9:00
  El Guapo: No, no, but I said dry rice, dry beans… Yeah, I'm saying that I can cook…
• 9:06
  Testecleese: beef stew.
• 9:08
  Testecleese: Put it in a can, and it's good for, like, 10 years.
• 9:11
  El Guapo: That's awesome, yeah.
• 9:12
  Testecleese: And you can do it too.
• 9:14
  Brian McFadden: All your deer this year.
• 9:16
  El Guapo: Well… That's exactly what we're intending to do. Because of what's about to happen, what they're talking about with, everything might go bad, we're actually intending to max out our bag limit this year.
• 9:27
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 9:28
  Testecleese: They get as many deer as we can, legally.
• 9:35
  Testecleese: He is hoping most of it feeds the dogs, but…
• 9:38
  El Guapo: Check, check.
• 9:39
  Testecleese: Check this out. I'll still get the prime cuts of the deer.
• 9:43
  Testecleese: My dogs get a whole bunch of ground venison in their food, and I don't have to buy them. I had to pay a third as much for dog food for, like, 5 years.
• 9:51
  El Guapo: You know?
• 9:55
  El Guapo: Hold on.
• 9:56
  El Guapo: Well, you mix some venison, some frozen veggies, and a little bit of kibble.
• 10:03
  El Guapo: kibble.
• 10:03
  Testecleese: Boom.
• 10:04
  El Guapo: Dogs are happy. They got a rounded meal, you know?
• 10:13
  El Guapo: But for real, Guapo, what do you think… geez. What the fuck does he do over there? No, it's my bag, it's just my kids are here, so…
• 10:21
  El Guapo: I have to move stuff around.
• 10:24
  Testecleese: What do you think about the entire world warning us to be ready for something coming?
• 10:31
  El Guapo: No matter what, dude, it's just gonna happen. If it can happen, just do it now. We'll wait, you know. Well, no, Trump's wait… Trump's waiting till after midterms. Oh.
• 10:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, for the invasion in Iran.
• 10:44
  El Guapo: Oh, probably keep.
• 10:46
  Testecleese: Toys playing in the background over there, dude.
• 10:48
  El Guapo: My daughter, hold on, let me see.
• 10:50
  El Guapo: She's playing a happy game.
• 10:53
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 10:57
  Testecleese: But yeah, like, the entire world is saying, be ready for shit to go down, and they're waiting till after the midterms.
• 11:06
  Testecleese: I'm saying you have 5 or 6 days left before an amphibious invasion of Iran occurs.
• 11:14
  Testecleese: and then we're going to see energy prices skyrocket. God knows someone might activate some kind of weird virus that's been sitting in our system for 20 years, because we haven't updated our electrical system in 100 years.
• 11:30
  Testecleese: And just, boom, shut it off.
• 11:33
  Testecleese: I got 500 gallons of propane and a whole house generator. If I just go about my business like nothing happened, and I expect power to come on in a day or two, it'll last a week, at most, right?
• 11:48
  Testecleese: But even if I ration it, I could make it last, you know, enough to keep the food, the refrigerators, and the freezers gold.
• 11:55
  Testecleese: Make it last a couple months, but then what?
• 11:59
  Testecleese: Let's even assume you have access to go hunting, right?
• 12:04
  Testecleese: What are you gonna do to preserve the meat so it doesn't go bad?
• 12:08
  El Guapo: beef jerky.
• 12:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, you got a dehydrate her? Because I do.
• 12:13
  El Guapo: No, I don't, but I'm just saying, you know…
• 12:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 12:17
  El Guapo: Oops, you know.
• 12:18
  Testecleese: Exactly, we gotta dehydrate. We make our own jerky, and by the way, mmm, it's so good. Especially the peppered we do.
• 12:26
  Testecleese: But yeah, we're looking to make a peppered jerky, I'm sorry, venison jerky. We're getting a special tool that, like, grinds it up into, like, a ultra-fine ground venison to make sticks, like, Slim Jims with.
• 12:44
  Testecleese: One thing I'm nervous about that we're not even gonna try is natural casing sausage. None of us trust ourselves to clean out the intestines of a deer.
• 12:55
  Testecleese: You know?
• 12:59
  Testecleese: I got two mutes in front of me, so I guess it's just me talking.
• 13:03
  El Guapo: No, you go, yeah, I ain't listen to you, we just gotta yell at my kids real quick.
• 13:07
  Testecleese: But yeah.
• 13:07
  Brian McFadden: I had to yell at my wife.
• 13:09
  Testecleese: Oh, well, that's not a good thing, but…
• 13:12
  Testecleese: If you're not sure you can get the intestines clean, don't go packing it full of meat to eat later, right?
• 13:18
  El Guapo: True.
• 13:21
  Testecleese: You ever had a natural casing sausage, though?
• 13:24
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 13:26
  Testecleese: Oh, they're good, aren't they?
• 13:28
  Testecleese: They got that good snap when you bite into them.
• 13:35
  Testecleese: But yeah, like I said, like… People aren't prepared, like… even a week.
• 13:42
  Testecleese: How many people would be dead if power went out?
• 13:46
  Testecleese: New York City alone, how many people would be dead in a week?
• 13:52
  Testecleese: A million people?
• 13:54
  El Guapo: Well, is it, like, 3 or 4 million people in New York City?
• 13:59
  Testecleese: Oh, it's got… I think it's an 11…
• 14:01
  Testecleese: I don't know, Brian, look this up. It's more than 3 or 4… there's 3… there's more than 3 or 4 million people in Boston.
• 14:09
  Testecleese: It's probably closer to 30.
• 14:11
  Testecleese: But, just think of the people that, their insulin goes bad in 3 days, right?
• 14:21
  Testecleese: People that can't go get their medicine in general.
• 14:26
  Testecleese: People had never expected to have to hold on to food, that live in a…
• 14:31
  Brian McFadden: Single room. 75 million residents.
• 14:34
  El Guapo: There you go, closer to 30.
• 14:36
  El Guapo: All the people that live in a single-room apartment that never expected to have to, like, store food, because they can just walk downstairs and get a meal.
• 14:49
  Testecleese: Shit. Power goes out.
• 14:52
  Testecleese: How long does water last?
• 14:57
  Testecleese: I mean, if power goes out of the pump station, water's out, isn't it?
• 15:04
  Testecleese: Pile goes out here, I lose water access, because I have my own pump.
• 15:08
  Testecleese: I had to go to the river.
• 15:10
  Testecleese: Bring it back to my house and boil it to make it safe.
• 15:18
  Brian McFadden: Yummy.
• 15:19
  El Guapo: I don't like…
• 15:20
  Brian McFadden: That'll be good.
• 15:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, like I said, though, like… everyone thinks they're prepared, but…
• 15:28
  Testecleese: When you step back and actually look at, no matter what you have stored, it's never enough.
• 15:33
  El Guapo: You know?
• 15:34
  El Guapo: No.
• 15:36
  El Guapo: Even if I bag…
• 15:37
  Testecleese: Even if we bag 6 deer this year, because the wife and I can both get 2 antlered and 1 antlerless deer each, right?
• 15:46
  Testecleese: We could bag 6 deer, that's a lot of meat.
• 15:49
  El Guapo: Yeah. But all of our meat coming from…
• 15:52
  El Guapo: Venison? That's a… dense red meat, you know?
• 15:59
  Testecleese: Let's be real.
• 16:01
  Testecleese: When was the last time either you had venison?
• 16:04
  El Guapo: 2 or 3 years ago.
• 16:06
  El Guapo: Okay, well, that's better than most.
• 16:09
  El Guapo: But the older you get, the less you…
• 16:11
  Testecleese: I actually like eating it, you know what I mean?
• 16:13
  El Guapo: Really?
• 16:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, typically speaking, the older you are, the less you like it.
• 16:19
  El Guapo: Well, my boss, my boss, he likes to buy this from this butcher.
• 16:24
  Testecleese: Well, if he keeps eating it, that's different, too.
• 16:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, he gave me, like, a… I got 2 pounds on the refrigerator right now.
• 16:31
  El Guapo: Freezer.
• 16:33
  El Guapo: I hate to do something over there.
• 16:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, and Vadea here… Probably weigh close to, like, 175 pounds, the full-grown buck.
• 16:45
  Testecleese: See, you're talking, like, 100 pounds of meat that you can actually eat?
• 16:53
  Testecleese: But, like, think about this, too. How many pounds of beef do you go through, and how quickly?
• 16:59
  Testecleese: Just think of ground beef you put in pasta, right?
• 17:05
  Testecleese: How much pasta do you put in… how much ground beef do you put in pasta when you cook pasta?
• 17:10
  El Guapo: A pound, probably?
• 17:12
  Testecleese: How often do you eat, spaghetti, or angel head?
• 17:16
  El Guapo: It depends, like, for my series, opinions.
• 17:19
  Testecleese: Almost once a week, probably?
• 17:22
  Testecleese: Oh, really?
• 17:22
  El Guapo: I'm more… I do, I'm moving to more, like, potatoes and rice diet and beans.
• 17:30
  El Guapo: Well, yeah, yeah. Pasta is good. I could keep pasta in the show.
• 17:34
  El Guapo: It's like.
• 17:34
  Testecleese: It stays on the shelf, too, doesn't it?
• 17:36
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 17:38
  El Guapo: And I always replace it when I use it, like, okay, time to get a little…
• 17:42
  Testecleese: But yeah, we're dehydrating, we're, we're canning.
• 17:45
  El Guapo: I…
• 17:47
  Testecleese: Dude, we…
• 17:48
  Testecleese: We have an issue, bell peppers, right? We would buy bell peppers, but I'm the only one who likes bell peppers in the house, and onion.
• 17:55
  Testecleese: And they would spoil before we went through it, right?
• 17:59
  Testecleese: We decided to just vacuum seal.
• 18:02
  Testecleese: I cut open bell pepper in a, a jar.
• 18:07
  Testecleese: Dude, months.
• 18:11
  Testecleese: Versus… 5 days Once you cut open a bell pepper, you get maybe 5 days, even in the fridge.
• 18:18
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 18:20
  Testecleese: months. I could cut it open, I could open it up, boom, just like I cut it yesterday, you know?
• 18:30
  El Guapo: I don't like…
• 18:31
  Testecleese: Like I said, man, should something go wrong, I got a weird feeling that most of these countries have software and everything in all of our systems, just like we do theirs.
• 18:40
  El Guapo: Because there are 50-year-old systems.
• 18:43
  Testecleese: And they could literally just shut off the water and the electricity.
• 18:47
  El Guapo: I'm good.
• 18:49
  El Guapo: What did they do?
• 18:54
  Testecleese: For real, who's prepared?
• 18:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 18:59
  Testecleese: Like, yeah, I have a pump, and a well. That's great. How do I operate the pump?
• 19:05
  El Guapo: I'll run out of gas, To run the motor, you know?
• 19:09
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 19:11
  Testecleese: Do I really wanna…
• 19:12
  El Guapo: You put Budd.
• 19:13
  Testecleese: margin.
• 19:14
  El Guapo: Hemp pump and stuff on it.
• 19:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's… Yeah, the thing is, I'm on the mountain top, so it's not a shallow well.
• 19:22
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 19:23
  Testecleese: I'm better off to walk to the river with a bucket of water, come back home, and boil it, unfortunately.
• 19:30
  El Guapo: Oh, you could put a tank and keep it, like,
• 19:33
  El Guapo: A storage, water tank storage, and just…
• 19:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, we were talking about water barrels, actually.
• 19:39
  El Guapo: You just…
• 19:40
  Testecleese: collecting rain.
• 19:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, you know, you could use to wash your clothes and water,
• 19:47
  Testecleese: Oh, well, rain barrels, you collect the rain, and then you, you, there's a tap at the bottom, and you run through a,
• 19:55
  El Guapo: charcoal filter.
• 19:57
  Testecleese: It's very easy to make charcoal if you…
• 20:00
  Testecleese: I've done before, I think I talked about it on this show when I was, like, so excited when I did it the first time.
• 20:05
  Testecleese: But to make activated charcoal, which will filter your water, and then you boil it again anyway.
• 20:11
  Testecleese: perfectly good drink, it's just gonna taste like Earth, you know what I mean?
• 20:19
  Testecleese: At least you're not dealing with fish poop and such.
• 20:22
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 20:25
  El Guapo: Chicken poop?
• 20:27
  Testecleese: Well, we don't have chickens yet, which is… I'm regretting not getting that done this summer.
• 20:33
  Testecleese: We decided we were gonna build the chicken coop when we redo the, the two back decks and the front porch.
• 20:40
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 20:41
  Testecleese: Buy all the wood at once.
• 20:44
  Testecleese: And now I'm regretting not already having the chickens.
• 20:48
  Testecleese: Because, it costs almost nothing to feed chickens.
• 20:52
  El Guapo: And they just keep pooping eggs out.
• 20:56
  Testecleese: Stop it!
• 20:58
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they do.
• 21:00
  Testecleese: Gets cold here, but we were looking at, Plymouth Bard Rock, like we had up in Mass.
• 21:05
  Testecleese: And the Connecticut something?
• 21:08
  Testecleese: The cold weather birds that lay big eggs.
• 21:13
  El Guapo: The type of chickens?
• 21:16
  El Guapo: What's that? The taco chickens you're talking about?
• 21:18
  Testecleese: The types of chickens, yeah, there's a whole bunch of types of chickens.
• 21:21
  El Guapo: I know. The bark. It's crazy.
• 21:23
  Testecleese: I know, the Plymouth Barred Rock is… it's black with, like, white stripes that go across its body.
• 21:31
  El Guapo: Pretty bird.
• 21:32
  Testecleese: They're not super friendly, but they're not mean.
• 21:34
  El Guapo: Like, they'll hang out with you.
• 21:37
  Testecleese: But they're not gonna be your friend. Some of these chickens will actually, like, hop up and, like, be excited to see you, you know what I mean?
• 21:45
  Testecleese: And that's the thing, is I want livestock, not pets.
• 21:48
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 21:50
  Testecleese: Like, if I'm gonna eat you, I don't wanna know your name.
• 21:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, don't name it.
• 21:56
  Testecleese: Once you stop laying, you're dinner.
• 21:59
  Testecleese: I'm gonna name you Marsala.
• 22:03
  Testecleese: Your nuggets.
• 22:06
  Testecleese: You're on grotten.
• 22:08
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 22:14
  Testecleese: By the way, the wife found a recipe to make McDonald's-style chicken nuggets.
• 22:20
  Testecleese: Cook some at home, dude, they are better than McDonald's nuggets, and I guarantee you they are healthier.
• 22:30
  Testecleese: Neither of you are interested, I'll send you the recipe.
• 22:34
  Testecleese: But yeah, you gotta, like, prepare them, put them in the freezer, then cook them.
• 22:38
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 22:40
  Testecleese: So it doesn't fall apart, but then you get that… it's not the crispy that you get from,
• 22:45
  Testecleese: It's not the individual granular finish you get on, like, a Tyson chicken nugget, it's that McDonald's, like, coating.
• 22:53
  El Guapo: You know what I'm talking about? Yeah.
• 22:55
  Testecleese: With almost liquid chicken inside. Oh, it's so good.
• 23:03
  Testecleese: But… Guapo, you have anything about…
• 23:08
  Testecleese: Possible war, because many of these nations said, get prepared for World War III is why they're saying this.
• 23:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 23:16
  Testecleese: I'm guessing that they're assuming we go into Iran… China goes into Taiwan.
• 23:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, Russia.
• 23:25
  Testecleese: Russia gets involved where they want to, but they're kind of busy.
• 23:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, and I think so it'll be more like aerial bombarding.
• 23:34
  Testecleese: That's what we've been doing.
• 23:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 23:36
  Brian McFadden: I'm not doing anything.
• 23:37
  El Guapo: Well, you know.
• 23:40
  El Guapo: I think it's better this way.
• 23:42
  El Guapo: You know, it's just… because you're gonna invade Tehran?
• 23:47
  El Guapo: That bitch is in the middle over there by the fucking Caspian Sea.
• 23:51
  Testecleese: Well, maybe they just take over Tehran, where they are refining the oil, and just shut that down.
• 23:57
  El Guapo: No, the Caspian Sea, that's inland ocean, there's nowhere to connect to the… Black Sea.
• 24:05
  El Guapo: It's like inland ocean, like, it's crazy.
• 24:09
  El Guapo: I forgot about Scapios.
• 24:11
  El Guapo: Well, then died, they got a wall of mountains.
• 24:14
  El Guapo: From our… all the way from Turkey, and all the way down to… the, the Arabian Gulf.
• 24:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, as I say, right into the ocean.
• 24:24
  El Guapo: Just some watermount protection.
• 24:27
  Testecleese: I know, and it's.
• 24:28
  El Guapo: The only burn in the bill… the only weak spot is Afghanistan, going that way.
• 24:35
  Testecleese: But Afghanistan's not gonna let us just roll tanks through their country either, right?
• 24:40
  El Guapo: pakistan? No, Pakistan, no.
• 24:44
  Testecleese: Especially after what just happened there.
• 24:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, so…
• 24:49
  Testecleese: That's why I'm saying it, I got a weird feeling it's gonna be an amphibious invasion, and it's gonna be a mess, and that's why the United States is preparing for, mass temporary graves.
• 25:00
  El Guapo: They're expecting to lose thousands.
• 25:03
  Testecleese: Trying to storm the shore.
• 25:04
  El Guapo: Right now, the only thing I'm following, just for entertainment purposes, is what's going on in Haiti.
• 25:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, another war?
• 25:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, Salvador versus Haiti.
• 25:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 25:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, whatever, I don't care.
• 25:18
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 25:20
  El Guapo: Haiti, whatever.
• 25:23
  El Guapo: I don't know, I'm gonna keep doing my thing, but I'm gonna,
• 25:27
  Testecleese: I'm gonna start speeding up how much I collect ammunition, and how quickly I can goods, you know what I mean?
• 25:34
  El Guapo: Keep your brass.
• 25:37
  El Guapo: I'm keeping powder dry.
• 25:39
  Testecleese: Oh, always keep your brass, man, I have all my shell casings.
• 25:46
  Testecleese: I don't have a tool to re- reload, and I,
• 25:50
  Testecleese: I don't have any of the tools to reload, but I have all my brass, so at least I can,
• 25:55
  Testecleese: Well, one is not all over my yard, right?
• 25:59
  El Guapo: And I could at least recycle it. Like…
• 26:02
  Testecleese: As of right now, I can at least bring it somewhere and sell it.
• 26:05
  El Guapo: You know what I mean?
• 26:10
  El Guapo: Vanilla.
• 26:11
  Testecleese: Shit, alright, man, if that's all we got, that's all we got.
• 26:14
  El Guapo: No.
• 26:16
  El Guapo: Alright, well…
• 26:18
  Testecleese: Thanks for coming by!
• 26:21
  El Guapo: They are just been running around all day.
• 26:24
  Testecleese: I get it, I just wanted to talk about what, the lack of software means, and…
• 26:29
  El Guapo: I think we…
• 26:30
  Testecleese: Why the entire world is supposed to get ready.
• 26:33
  El Guapo: To lose everything.
• 26:35
  El Guapo: Probably, special stuff.
• 26:40
  Testecleese: Might make Christmas shopping tough, but let's pinch this one off. I guess we'll find out in a week or two, huh, Brian?
• 26:45
  Brian McFadden: Yup. 90 days.
• 26:48
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 26:49
  El Guapo: Next week is election night.
• 26:53
  Testecleese: has good.
• 26:53
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm work… I'm working, I'm working now.
• 26:57
  Testecleese: 90 days, 90 days to stop the curve.