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THE DISCLAIMER: Rude Awakenings · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Raw Dog It, four to seven every weekday on Radio
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  Speaker 1: Hodak here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, g'day fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Backbone. Yeah, great stuff. How's second day, Keezy? Second day hangover.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Shit, sleep myself. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, same, actually.
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  Speaker 3: Same.
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  Speaker 2: Terrible.
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  Speaker 3: Same here. Well, if I could just talk about mine
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  Speaker 3: for just one second. No, no, no. Why didn't you
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  Speaker 3: get a load of this? Not for two seconds. There's
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  Speaker 3: probably no point talking about yours, given how bad mine was. Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: Mine was probably worse.
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  Speaker 3: I'll go second, and then we'll just let Jase go last,
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  Speaker 3: because without a doubt. His was the worst.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: So, couldn't go to sleep. Oh, cheesy. Was in bed
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  Speaker 3: at nine, tossing and turning. You hadn't been tongue in
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  Speaker 3: the bag, had you? What does that mean? Tonguing the bag?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What does that mean? We can't get into it on here, man.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's... Come on, man.
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  Speaker 3: Like... Shagging or something? No, not shagging. Something naughty, though?
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  Speaker 3: Something naughty. Not sexual, though. Nah, not last night.
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  Speaker 4: Finally got to sleep, started drifting to sleep like maybe 11.15,
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  Speaker 4: so two hours a bit in bed. And then I
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  Speaker 4: accidentally set an alarm for 11.55 p.m. instead of a.m.
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  Speaker 4: today to buy tickets for the Waz. I set it
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  Speaker 4: for just before midnight last night. And so that went
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  Speaker 4: off just as I fell asleep. I went, fuck, turned
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  Speaker 4: it off, and then couldn't go to sleep again for ages.
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  Speaker 3: Right, okay. And then woke up really early. What took you,
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  Speaker 3: like seven? Fucking annoying. No, it was like 6 a.m.
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  Speaker 3: or some bullshit. On the day I turned my alarm
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  Speaker 3: off and said, I'm just sleeping in, boom, up early. Shocking, man.
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  Speaker 3: Saw the toxins in your body from the sausage fest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. It takes a while to leach
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  Speaker 2: out there, Keeley.
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  Speaker 3: How do I leach it quicker?
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a time thing, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just water, lemon juice, beating off.
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  Speaker 3: Sweet. Well, tick, tick, tick. I've had one of those
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  Speaker 3: things quite a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I am thirsty now. How? How tired are you, man?
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  Speaker 3: How tired am I? Okay, then.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I went to bed at about nine, so I
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  Speaker 5: got six hours sleep. So I was awake at three, probably, 2.30, 2.30, because.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to the gym this morning.
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  Speaker 5: So I set the alarm for quarter to six, 10
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  Speaker 5: to six, because my brother-in-law's going to the gym, you see.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. And I'm fine.
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  Speaker 5: And if I don't go in the morning, then I find.
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  Speaker 3: Excuses over the course of the day, and I just
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  Speaker 3: don't go. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not back into my I'm loving it stage and
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  Speaker 5: can't wait to go stage. So then I just sort
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  Speaker 5: of was awake for.
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  Speaker 3: The rest of the night.
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  Speaker 5: I probably nodded off once and was dreaming about, I
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  Speaker 5: was actually dreaming about coming up with an excuse for not.
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  Speaker 3: Going to the gym.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: Did you come up with anything good? No, not good enough.
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  Speaker 3: Ended up going to the gym.
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  Speaker 1: Stink.
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  Speaker 3: So that was, and then the birds started, the fucking birds,
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  Speaker 3: which I'll get into on the show.
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  Speaker 2: They actually start, I've noticed, at about three in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: They're fucking assholes.
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  Speaker 2: It's just unbelievable. I was up at three the other day.
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  Speaker 3: What are we doing? What are we doing?
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  Speaker 2: And it was like birds at 3 a.m. in the
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  Speaker 2: morning just tweeting away.
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  Speaker 3: A twit to woo.
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  Speaker 2: I had a shocker too, fellas. Just drifting off. I
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  Speaker 2: went to bed probably caught past 10.
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  Speaker 3: Jeez, you're a night owl. I know, I know.
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  Speaker 2: And was really tired and was just drifting off. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And then my daughter came out of her room.
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  Speaker 3: Ba-ba-bang!
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  Speaker 2: Da-doosh!
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  Speaker 3: Bang!
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  Speaker 5: And.
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  Speaker 3: And just walking out.
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  Speaker 2: Just walking out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not doing anything.
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  Speaker 2: To the bathroom or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Not dragging a dead body or anything. Was it actually
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  Speaker 3: that loud or was it like.
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  Speaker 2: She... It's like she's breaking out of prison.
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  Speaker 3: Have you told her that? Well, she should be quieter. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I say to her, can you maybe just try and
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  Speaker 2: open your door a little more quietly?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my brother-in-law's the same.
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  Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: Just no sort of awareness.
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  Speaker 5: If he goes out to the gym, I love him,
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  Speaker 5: great guy. He'll go out the door and he'll just
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  Speaker 5: slam the door, which is right beside my bed, or
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  Speaker 5: make no effort to close it quietly.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And then heel, heel, heel, heel, heel, all the.
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  Speaker 3: Way down the stairs. Heel, heel, heel, all the way
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  Speaker 3: past our window on the deck. And then walk out
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  Speaker 3: the gate and slam the gate and knock it off
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  Speaker 3: at Tinger's.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what you guys should do? And then
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  Speaker 3: shout out, see you later, bogey, from the footpath. It's
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  Speaker 3: fucking six in the morning, man.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Carpet your houses, man. Carpet them up.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I do have carpet in the apartment.
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  Speaker 3: Carpet the outside, Keezy. What, down the hallway?
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  Speaker 2: But it turned out, it turned out, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Keezy!
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  Speaker 5: You know how good the Hodaki Big Show podcast is?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love those fellas. Backbone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, backbone. You get it.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to get around the live radio show. Oh, you?
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  Speaker 2: When's that?
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  Speaker 5: Four to seven weekdays on Radio Hodaki and iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 2: Backbone.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: The Hodaki Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It turned out that my daughter had a shocking sleep
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  Speaker 2: and she was up till like three or four in
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  Speaker 2: the morning. In and out of her room.
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  Speaker 3: Doing what?
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  Speaker 2: All fucking night. And I remember lying in bed at
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  Speaker 2: one stage. I think it was about one or two
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  Speaker 2: and just going, oh, for fuck's sake.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I get like that. You won't be surprised to learn, man.
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  Speaker 2: And then she'll hear me and slam her door because
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  Speaker 2: she's pissed off with me because I'm pissed off.
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  Speaker 3: So what you said off for fuck's sake out loud.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then my wife wakes up and she's like, are
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  Speaker 2: you all G? And I'm like, well, no.
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  Speaker 3: Because you're waking her up now.
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  Speaker 5: And now she has to hear your bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And now she's fuming. I'm living your life, man. We're
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  Speaker 5: living each other's lives. I've been down this road.
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  Speaker 3: You guys should move in together. I tell you what,
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  Speaker 3: at least we get a good night's sleep.
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  Speaker 2: I think so. We'd be considerate, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. A couple of backbones. I don't know. I do.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Well, I do because we are annoyed
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  Speaker 3: by the same things.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: We'd be smoking inside. That'd be day one. Do you
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  Speaker 3: get pissed off by Jase's daughter? Well, I get pissed
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  Speaker 3: off by people I live with. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And her door is right next to
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  Speaker 2: our door.
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  Speaker 3: They didn't plan it well at all, did they, the
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  Speaker 3: way out of that apartment?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Bedrooms right next to bedrooms. What's that about? Shocking. This
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  Speaker 3: is all in front of Keezy. Keezy can't believe it.
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  Speaker 3: Keezy will be you.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'll be more chilled.
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  Speaker 3: I know, that's what you think.
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  Speaker 2: She'll sleep till 12 or 1 the next day. I'm
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  Speaker 2: up at like.
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  Speaker 3: Quarter to 6 going effing and jeffing. I used to
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  Speaker 3: be the chillest guy in the world, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I don't believe that. 100%. Chillest guy in the world. Well, very,
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  Speaker 3: very chill, but it takes the chill out of you, brother.
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  Speaker 3: It's all in front of you, man. You think it's easy, man? Nah, chill, man.
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  Speaker 3: You think it's easy? It's not. It's fatigue, Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: Fatigue.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But how are you in terms of, you know, your
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  Speaker 2: second day there? You're looking a bit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're looking pretty poked, man. Yeah, you're looking tight.
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  Speaker 3: But it's chill because... What.
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  Speaker 5: About if we just drag your show, like, just annoying
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  Speaker 5: little stuff like yesterday? Not dragging you, but just annoying things.
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  Speaker 4: Like pull it together, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you pull yourself together. Never wanted to slap you more, Keezy. Well,
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  Speaker 3: whatever makes the three hours go faster, to be honest.
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  Speaker 3: I'm with you, man. We can do that every break
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  Speaker 3: if you want.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 3: I've got to get out early tonight. I've got to
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  Speaker 3: play at nine o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Sweet. Do you actually ever play at nine? No, it's
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  Speaker 3: at eight. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So we can still do a post-show meeting? Brainstorming for
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  Speaker 3: tomorrow's show? Absolutely brainstorming. Brainstorming's on. Yeah, yeah. Of course.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, baby. Tell you what, I watched the end
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  Speaker 3: of a show last night at the Ahuja DJ.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. How good, eh? Alone.
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  Speaker 3: What a great show. Brilliant. One of the greatest. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: What a joyous discovery that has been. Five buzzies.
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  Speaker 2: Totally, man.
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  Speaker 3: Really, that good. Up and down all day. Five buzzies.
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  Speaker 3: I was in tears in the final episode. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Joy or?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, both.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: Both. Okay. Very happy for someone, very sad for someone else. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What a couple of absolute backbones. Absolutely. My favourites from
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  Speaker 3: the start, the two of them.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I agree.
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  Speaker 3: Nem's being cheesy. Not like you and me. Not like
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  Speaker 3: I'm Woody J. Kind of like Woody J.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, more like Jace. Yeah, like Jace. But I agree
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  Speaker 2: with you. The two, they were both backbones.
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  Speaker 3: Absolute backbones.
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  Speaker 2: And you sort of felt gutted for one of them.
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  Speaker 3: Very, very much so.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, on the verge of dying and still like, I'm
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  Speaker 5: not leaving here unless I get medically evacuated.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Both of them. How many episodes is that season?
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  Speaker 3: I think it was 13.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's not too bad.
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  Speaker 2: You should watch it, Keith.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good.
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  Speaker 2: It's bloody great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, unbelievable. But I am going to spoil it today.
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  Speaker 3: I am going to say who won't.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. It's been out for over a year.
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  Speaker 2: That long, has it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'd never heard of it. Oh, except for you going
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  Speaker 3: on about it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever heard anyone ever talk about it.
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  Speaker 4: And in fact, I'd say people would have just... heard
• 9:08
  Speaker 4: of it for the first time from our show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: Like, I ended up researching articles and following everybody on
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  Speaker 5: old socials and YouTube and stuff. But there was obviously,
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  Speaker 5: there was definitely media coverage of it at the time,
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  Speaker 5: but I never saw it.
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  Speaker 3: No. No, same. But I'm going to be watching everything.
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  Speaker 3: I think they're in the Arctic Circle.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: In this new one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And they've done Fiordland before.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm going to do the Fiordland one. It's all
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  Speaker 3: good stuff. It's great stuff. I suppose it's like me
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: and my wife with....
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: Location, location, location.
• 9:37
  Speaker 3: Amazing Race Australia, I was going to say. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: Love that show. Except you could die.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we don't need that. Yeah, you do, man.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do. I don't need people dying. It's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 3: And the woman in it was amazing as well.
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  Speaker 2: She was amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Everything about it was great.
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  Speaker 2: And I felt, well.
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  Speaker 3: I'm shocked that she left.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so was I. It was like, what?
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  Speaker 3: Because she was having a lovely time.
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  Speaker 2: She was.
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  Speaker 3: It was like she was dying.
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  Speaker 2: Was in complete control. And it was like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't have any time for the people that go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I miss my family. It's like, fuck that shit, man.
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  Speaker 2: Come on. You can go and see your family any time.
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  Speaker 3: You knew what you were there for, man.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: There was a guy that jumped out of the Acacia
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  Speaker 5: after about a week and a half or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: He just started fixating on the fact that he didn't
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  Speaker 5: have his kids with him or his missus, which seemed
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  Speaker 5: to be just covering up the fact.
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  Speaker 3: That he couldn't get to his fish. Yeah, he couldn't
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  Speaker 3: handle it. He couldn't handle the jandal.
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  Speaker 2: The jandal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 5: And yet the possum hunter guy, Shea, who is– I
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  Speaker 5: was looking him up. So he left school when he
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  Speaker 5: was 16 and he went and lived in the bush
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  Speaker 5: for the next four years.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: All four of his next birthdays were in the bush.
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  Speaker 5: He would go into the bush and trap possums alone.
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  Speaker 5: for anywhere between a minimum of two weeks up to
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  Speaker 5: two months by himself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: He's a great character. He is really a great character.
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  Speaker 3: He is one of the all-time great New Zealanders.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, he is.
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  Speaker 3: An absolute legend of a human. And my daughter loves him.
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  Speaker 4: When I'm watching Hunt for the Wilderpeople, I always think, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'd love to go bush. But then the reality is
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  Speaker 4: I'd be fucking hopeless.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, same.
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  Speaker 2: But I actually thought that that woman you were talking
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  Speaker 2: about and Shay would have been a pretty good couple. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: did you? Yeah, because she was like, her whole thing was, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I want to have a baby.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know that this is good for my
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  Speaker 2: womanly sort of situation. But imagine those two together because
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  Speaker 2: she was a backbone as well.
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  Speaker 5: She was, but he met his missus in the bush.
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  Speaker 5: She was out trapping possums for two weeks by herself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So she's a weapon as well.
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  Speaker 2: And she is.
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  Speaker 3: There you go, eh?
• 11:46
  Speaker 5: It's on TVNZ +. I'll be banging on about it
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  Speaker 5: in the show as well. One of the greatest shows
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  Speaker 5: ever made.
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  Speaker 3: Should we go bush? So good. The big show, Go Bush. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: If the bush is Waiheke Island.
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  Speaker 2: I really want to go camping, but my wife is
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: not into it.
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  Speaker 3: But what kind of camping?
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  Speaker 2: Like tenting.
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  Speaker 3: Like in a tent. Obviously, but like top ten campground with.
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  Speaker 2: A little bar and a little restaurant. No, well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like just.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm going to do, Gizzy. Just a campground?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you should. We've got a tent. Oh, have you
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: got a tent? I'll borrow your tent.
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  Speaker 2: Can I borrow your tent?
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get a hell of a leather on it. Nah, well, gee, actually,
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: You sure?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The idea of you guys trying to set it up
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  Speaker 3: without fucking it is.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to try and fuck a tent.
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: I've seen you try and fuck more than that. I'm married, man.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, man. It doesn't stop you in the past, man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: Shocking, man. Disclaimer!
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  Speaker 4: Hey, four to seven weekdays, Hodaki.