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Canceled Youtubers (w/ MacDoesIt) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists on artists.
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  Speaker 1: What's that sound, it's canceled a clock. Today we sit
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  Speaker 1: down with canceled YouTubers.
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  Speaker 2: YouTube is an incredible platform that allows people to connect
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  Speaker 2: to other people in the world, but sometimes that connection
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  Speaker 2: turns bad in the form of one person doing something
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  Speaker 2: that sucks. We got five YouTubers who were previously famous
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  Speaker 2: and now no longer because of the things they did.
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  Speaker 3: Now get ready for a processed talk. Sit back, listen in,
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  Speaker 3: and hold that trigger button. Let's listen in. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe we are all here today. This is incredible.
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  Speaker 3: I know some of your faces, but.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I know your channels, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You guys crazy to get all of us in the
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  Speaker 1: same room, especially because we kind of have the same ideals,
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  Speaker 1: have been through the same tough thing.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know about that. I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we all kind of aligned because we've
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  Speaker 1: you know, we've all been through the ringer.
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  Speaker 7: No no, no, of course, yeah, some some more than
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  Speaker 7: others and some for things they're true, and some for
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  Speaker 7: things that aren't.
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  Speaker 1: Ye Oh, absolutely, a lot of the things media these days,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of things.
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  Speaker 3: Some of us have had a fall from grace and
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  Speaker 3: some of us have had little hiccups. My kids get hiccups,
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  Speaker 3: and it's gonna be okay. I think we should all
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  Speaker 3: just like take a deep breath in and maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Well before we take deep rats and before I proceed,
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  Speaker 2: are you guys okay that I've taken my shield down.
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  Speaker 2: I did test negative five times for COVID before today.
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  Speaker 2: Did you guys have to take five rapids?
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  Speaker 6: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we all took five rapids. I was against it,
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  Speaker 1: but I took five raps.
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  Speaker 3: We were told that your your production team demanded we
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  Speaker 3: all take five raps.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we just got to make sure because if
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  Speaker 2: somebody does end up getting COVID, it probably isn't my
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  Speaker 2: fault because I have taken five rappets and I take
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  Speaker 2: five rappids a day, So if you guys do ing
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  Speaker 2: up with COVID, it actually would be false.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Wow, Okay, that was a lot of feeling nothing,
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  Speaker 8: okay for nothing?
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, I don't know it made blessed for something.
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  Speaker 1: Will you want to introduce yourself.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, what's up. My name is Dan Blast. I'm blast
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  Speaker 9: Boy on YouTube. I'm a big prankster. I do a
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  Speaker 9: lot of really fun things. I send like bags of
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  Speaker 9: poop to my grandma.
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  Speaker 2: And also I stayed all night in a target and
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  Speaker 2: they didn't know I was there. I guess I got
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  Speaker 2: under fire because I had COVID and I spread it
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  Speaker 2: to everyone I was pranking over the course of three weeks,
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  Speaker 2: and I guess I technically infected five hundred people because
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  Speaker 2: I pranked a convention center and it was really annoying.
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  Speaker 2: But I've actually, yeah, exactly, I have a lot of energy,
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  Speaker 2: and that's what my comments say usually I am really
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  Speaker 2: sorry about that. But also I am turning over to
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  Speaker 2: leave and I'm actually never going to.
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  Speaker 5: Be sick again.
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  Speaker 2: So that's why I'm wearing this shield, and it's for
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  Speaker 2: my production as well as yours, because I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to get ticked from you guys, because actually lots of
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  Speaker 2: people have illlessens and I actually don't.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Wow, all right, that was delicious.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: You kind of remind me of like, like you know,
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  Speaker 2: like old drawings of the devil.
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  Speaker 6: You kind of remind me you've got a lot. Actually, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's like so fierce, like ar okay, like.
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  Speaker 5: Very very very seductive and dangerous about you over there?
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  Speaker 6: Thank you, Thank you, Saltree.
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  Speaker 5: You know why introduce yourself?
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  Speaker 6: Well, hi, my cutie, but tuty Pumpkins.
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  Speaker 8: It's your main favorite mua here, Beauty Booty forty five
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  Speaker 8: if you know, for.
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  Speaker 6: Your beauty booty forty five is here exactly.
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  Speaker 8: It's your favorite beauty tricks tips and how to suck
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  Speaker 8: tick as.
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  Speaker 5: Naughty. I'm twenty, so I've never heard that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, I love your apology video.
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  Speaker 3: It was hilarious.
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  Speaker 6: It was great.
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  Speaker 8: I was there's nothing to apologize for. It was like,
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry you were offended, but you know it's still
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  Speaker 8: a boss bitch got in trouble for boss bitching?
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  Speaker 4: You know I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, specifically, what did you get in trouble for?
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  Speaker 8: I mean we all know, okay, like oopsie, doopsy accidentally
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  Speaker 8: enforced child labor to make my makeup brushes. You know,
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  Speaker 8: my blushes might have killed four dogs, But like that's.
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  Speaker 6: Called being a boss bitch.
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  Speaker 4: You know, Moore, dogs is not a lot of dogs.
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  Speaker 2: When you become a YouTuber, people don't warn you how
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  Speaker 2: easy it is to fall into enforcing child labor.
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  Speaker 3: Literally, yeah, you accidentally do it. Speaking of child labor,
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  Speaker 3: what's up, everybody. I'm Freddie, Dad of Toddlers at Dad
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  Speaker 3: of Toddlers. I've been on YouTube. Sorry am I talking
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  Speaker 3: to you loud? I'm not used to being in a
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  Speaker 3: room with people my child. Oh guys, this is awesome. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so I'm Freddy, but you can call me at Dad
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  Speaker 3: of Toddlers and yeah, you know, we can get into
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  Speaker 3: what I did wrong at some point.
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  Speaker 1: But why don't wait, why don't we get into it?
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  Speaker 3: Listen? I have four toddlers and I left one at
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  Speaker 3: Knotsbury Farm on accident, and I want to address whatever
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  Speaker 3: production leak happened because I tried to keep it on
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  Speaker 3: the down low that I left my kid at Notsberry
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  Speaker 3: Farm and I didn't realize till the next morning. And
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  Speaker 3: whoever leaked it to the New York Times, I say
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  Speaker 3: to you, I'm not intimidated by you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Freddie. And have you changed a diaper four times
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  Speaker 4: in a row? I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 5: There's a lot of people that.
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  Speaker 2: Thought that you actually did it on purpose, because there
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  Speaker 2: was somebody else that was also at Knotsberry Farm and
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  Speaker 2: they were wearing a GoPro and they followed your lost
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  Speaker 2: kid for a long time.
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  Speaker 4: It was on accident that I left my kid.
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  Speaker 3: And if my GoPro op happened to stay on his
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  Speaker 3: own volition, then I would just tell him he could
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  Speaker 3: do that if he wanted to see.
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  Speaker 2: This is why I wear this because if you had COVID,
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  Speaker 2: I would have gotten sick.
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  Speaker 4: Just now, don't have COVID. I'm stressed.
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  Speaker 6: You still love this energy.
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  Speaker 1: It's immaculate. This energy is such a vibe. We should
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  Speaker 1: make a video after this.
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  Speaker 5: This is dream juice rotation.
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  Speaker 1: Get it on my socials. Hey guys, what's up. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Clint Dirty. I'm big youtubeer, one of the biggest. I
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  Speaker 1: there's been a cancel culture type of thing for surrounding
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  Speaker 1: me for a little bit now, I mean, like, what
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  Speaker 1: haven't I been canceled for? You know recently. It's because
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  Speaker 1: my assistant keeps dying in my videos. But it happens
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  Speaker 1: to the best of us. Are you really monetized with those? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: It's awesome. Well, people try to flag it and usually
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  Speaker 1: it's off. It's usually my reaction to the death, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: or injuring or maiming. But you know, it is what
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  Speaker 1: it is. You know, it's like it's real, and that's
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  Speaker 1: what people I think are scared of. Like it's really funny.
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  Speaker 1: It's really funny for me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And would you say your name was pal Clint, dirty
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  Speaker 3: Wint Dirty. I only recognize the face.
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  Speaker 7: Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I am, I'm Ty
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  Speaker 7: Crawford and uh uh yeah. I didn't fuck my horse.
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  Speaker 9: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't do it. I didn't fuck my horse.
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  Speaker 1: But I think we yes, I really felt like.
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  Speaker 7: I understand how a lot of people think they saw
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  Speaker 7: a video of me fucking my horse. The horse right
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  Speaker 7: right right, I And I didn't do it, right, I
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  Speaker 7: didn't fuck my horse. I didn't fuck my horse. And
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  Speaker 7: I think that a lot of people are misconstruing the
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  Speaker 7: events that happened in the video with me fucking my horse.
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  Speaker 7: That's Hollywood magic. I didn't fuck my horse.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: There was a you know, there was a whole team
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  Speaker 7: and we were all there in the barn. And uh,
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  Speaker 7: I don't know why. I think people are just trying
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  Speaker 7: to dig up stuff on me. Oh yeah, like searching
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  Speaker 7: through my or something they can find but I didn't
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  Speaker 7: fuck my horse. I didn't fuck my horse. And there
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  Speaker 7: are other videos, there's like CCTV of the barn, and
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  Speaker 7: I was in a different part of the barn the
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  Speaker 7: whole night because I seeing this girl and we were
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  Speaker 7: playing go Fish. So there's no way I could have
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  Speaker 7: fucked theo.
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  Speaker 3: As a tech dad, I just confused what Barnes got CTTV.
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  Speaker 7: You know what I mean, Well, the kinds of when
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  Speaker 7: you're when you're a YouTuber, when you're a YouTuber and
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  Speaker 7: you have all like a platform like I do you
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  Speaker 7: want to make sure that everything is monitored? And if
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  Speaker 7: I could show you the CCTV footage, I would, I
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  Speaker 7: would that your personal barn. This is my personal barn. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: this is my personal barn and so I have to
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  Speaker 7: keep that under wraps because of an ongoing legal battle
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  Speaker 7: about something else. But my name is Ty Crawford and uh,
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  Speaker 7: I didn't fuck my horse.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I have a question for everybody at the table. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: who's still making videos for the audio listener? Half of
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  Speaker 3: us raised our hands, so so some of us are
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  Speaker 3: took our took our canceledness to retirement, and some of
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  Speaker 3: us just took it took it to the back.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I took mine to the back. I say, canceled
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  Speaker 8: is the new couture. Okay, wow, I'm gonna say it first.
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  Speaker 8: You know I'm brave enough.
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  Speaker 4: Now you feel like it didn't affect you at all.
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  Speaker 8: No, it actually made me better, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 8: like out with the haters and with the appreciators.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I said, you're I mean, your your apology
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  Speaker 1: video was so exceptional. I gotta say that.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you, thank you, thank you. It costs a lot
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  Speaker 8: of money. It was, of course production team.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a sixth day shoot.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, exactly. No sleep. There was no chairs in the
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  Speaker 6: room either. Everyone had to stand.
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  Speaker 8: There had to be in the moment for me as
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  Speaker 8: I sat down and fake cried like they were Bradley.
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  Speaker 7: To your Your backup dancers really sold it.
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  Speaker 1: I think they really the child backup dancers. They're so okay.
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  Speaker 3: I love that choice. And didn't Kenny or Taga choreograph it?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, he choreographed the dog moment, the dogs parading around.
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  Speaker 6: It was really cute. You know, we're all in Wolf together.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Oh, gorgeous work, it was.
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  Speaker 3: I wish I could have done that. I I had
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  Speaker 3: to stop. I'm on a break and I I'm hoping
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  Speaker 3: today maybe in this conversation we could I could figure
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  Speaker 3: out if maybe I keep going or not because the haters.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know how you do it, but the haters
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  Speaker 7: hurt me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the haters are mean, and it's hard for me
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  Speaker 2: because then you know, if people recognize that I could
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  Speaker 2: give you COVID, they don't want to be pranked by me.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, it's not like, oh, you're that YouTuber.
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  Speaker 2: It's oh, you're the guy who's going to get me sick,
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  Speaker 2: right with this deadly disease that killed millions of people
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  Speaker 2: in the world.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I just remember I and forgive me, but that
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  Speaker 7: that footage of you on CNN and you were being
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  Speaker 7: interviewed by those doctors and you said that you were
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  Speaker 7: sort of like a human superconductor for the virus and
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  Speaker 7: the virus has sort of like permanently lodged itself in you.
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  Speaker 7: So I feel like those concerns are valid.
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  Speaker 1: And you giggled it and coughed at all the reporters totally.
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  Speaker 5: I leaned into the wrong thing, right.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, well, because everyone has always like own it,
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  Speaker 2: own it, ow it, so It's like, I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 2: own having COVID and I'm gonna be I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 2: like this, I'm the super super conductor of COVID and
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  Speaker 2: I And that was kind of a big mistake. And
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  Speaker 2: then I tried to pants Wolf Blitzer and that was
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  Speaker 2: that was that didn't not go.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he needs to be paints well, but the secret is.
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  Speaker 5: Pants to his body?
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  Speaker 1: Whoa to his flesh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no one's talking about that, and yet he gets
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  Speaker 2: to go on TV every single day mutilating his own body.
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  Speaker 5: And that's something to think about.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I just I mean, I appreciate you, and of
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  Speaker 3: course I love young men in a way.
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  Speaker 4: That I appreciate them because I have toddlers. That's what
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  Speaker 4: I meant by that.
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  Speaker 5: There's another reason I'm wearing this.
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  Speaker 3: But all I say is, as as a dad, I
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  Speaker 3: see a lot of potential in you. But I thought
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  Speaker 3: it was so inappropriate that you docked uh doctor Fauci.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, doxing doctor Fauci wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: Cool, man, because we all know that's such just a
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  Speaker 3: big no, not especially for that guy.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm sorry I didn't dox him. I just gave
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  Speaker 5: the GPS address of his.
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  Speaker 1: Bathroom, which is his house, his house to his bedroomsthroom.
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  Speaker 6: It's his bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: So people could go and they could they could, you know,
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  Speaker 2: they could like throw peepee on his.
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  Speaker 7: No, I'm with you. Anything that happens that a bathroom
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  Speaker 7: doesn't count, right, well, hold on a minute, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 7: doesn't count if it's a bathroom. Hold on, what do
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  Speaker 7: you mean by that doesn't count? If it's a bathroom,
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  Speaker 7: if you, if you take your pants off, if you,
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  Speaker 7: if you, if you, if you, we didn't need to
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  Speaker 7: get into it. We didn't need to get into it.
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  Speaker 7: If it happens in a bathroom, that's a bands over
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  Speaker 7: in private, private.
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  Speaker 6: Spacey sounds like the horse is in there.
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  Speaker 7: What you're talking about it?
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  Speaker 3: So you're not on your channel anymore. So you do
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  Speaker 3: take some responsibility.
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  Speaker 7: For uh No, I well, I take responsibility for uh
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  Speaker 7: not shutting it down fast enough.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 7: I was pretty late to tweet that I didn't fuck
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  Speaker 7: my horse, and I sort of tweeted it in like
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  Speaker 7: an all caps way that made people really think I
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  Speaker 7: fucked my horse, and I regret that. I regret how
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  Speaker 7: I handled that. I think that and I don't know
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  Speaker 7: if this this is maybe a question for the room. Uh,
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  Speaker 7: did anybody talk to like a PR agent before making
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  Speaker 7: your apology videos or were you doing it raw?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: No, I talked to a team. I talked to a team.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't talk to anybody.
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  Speaker 3: I had a team on Task Rabbit.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I am my own and a boss bitch, So
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  Speaker 8: I am a I believe in myself. I don't need
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  Speaker 8: anyone to tell me how to act, you know what
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  Speaker 8: I mean?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah, that's valid and I yeah, I And I
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  Speaker 7: should have known. I should have known you work with Well,
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  Speaker 7: I sort of. I worked with the PR team epic
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  Speaker 7: on fire PR.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they really are epic. They live up to that word.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're really epic and they What I didn't understand
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  Speaker 7: is that they only work for public relations with like
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  Speaker 7: a very specific demographic, right for people who are trying
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  Speaker 7: to pivot to sort of like canceled guy. And they
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  Speaker 7: kind of were maybe giving me some advice to lean
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  Speaker 7: into it, when in reality that's not what the greater
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  Speaker 7: world wants to hear from you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, your first tweet was kind of crazy for me
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  Speaker 1: because you wrote I did and then in parentheses capital
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  Speaker 1: not have sex with my horse smiley laughing face crying
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  Speaker 1: laughing face smiley laughing.
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  Speaker 3: Guitar emojis, what's the point of that, you don't even
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  Speaker 3: do a music.
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  Speaker 7: The guitar was kind of to symbolize ne fuck you haters,
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  Speaker 7: like you know, it was sort of supposed to be
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  Speaker 7: like a badass like apology, and uh yeah, it didn't play.
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  Speaker 7: It didn't play. People thought I was sending by the
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  Speaker 7: by the certain letters that I capitalized. People thought I
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  Speaker 7: was sort of sending different messages like the Golden State Killer,
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  Speaker 7: you know, like just implementing certain like secret codes throughout it.
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  Speaker 7: Uh So it didn't pan out for me.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't pan out for it.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I think the weird thing was the code came
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  Speaker 2: back to I fucked my horse, right, Yeah, that was
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  Speaker 2: a weird thing. Did all the things you capitalized and
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  Speaker 2: it just made a confession.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was the weird thing about it. That was
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  Speaker 7: the weird thing about it. And uh, those guys are
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  Speaker 7: I don't know, I don't know if i'd recommend it.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if i'd recommend it. Their pad is
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  Speaker 7: sick though. If you ever get a chance to go
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: to their pad pad, they have so many beanbags, like
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: so many bean bags you wouldn't even believe it. And
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  Speaker 7: those guys are always like, you know, they're they're eating
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  Speaker 7: so many sandwiches, and they they basically were like, all right, man,
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  Speaker 7: like you're going through a lot, You're gonna have any
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  Speaker 7: sandwich you want, really, any sandwich you want. So they
• 15:01
  Speaker 7: took me a subway, they made me eat like four sandwiches,
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: and then they filmed it and then they put it
• 15:07
  Speaker 7: up on their own channel, and so it was sort
• 15:09
  Speaker 7: of like it was really fun to hang out with
• 15:11
  Speaker 7: those guys. But yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't recommend it.
• 15:14
  Speaker 7: I can't show my face anymore.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: They told you could eat any sane juwan and then
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: they took you a subway.
• 15:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and again hindsight, yeah, in hindsight,
• 15:29
  Speaker 7: yeah it doesn't. It wasn't as big of a promise.
• 15:33
  Speaker 7: But they really, you know, these guys are salesmen and
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: they can talk you into anything. And I'm actually going
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: to meet them with them after this to like really
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: put them in their place so it shouldn't happen again.
• 15:44
  Speaker 7: But you guys, uh, what was it like? Maybe in
• 15:49
  Speaker 7: the I feel like everybody's looking at me weird, like
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: I fucked a horse or something. I didn't suck a horse.
• 15:57
  Speaker 7: Have a question, all right, everybody's looking away, but I
• 16:02
  Speaker 7: do have a question for the room though, which was
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: what was the best part of YouTube like in your heyday?
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: Like what was it like? Like what was being famous
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: like before you got canceled?
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, for me, I guess I'll go it was awesome.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: It was so rad. It was so cool, like me
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: and my friends could do whatever we wanted and get
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: away with it. And now I feel like canceled culture
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: has kind of destroyed that, Like what am I supposed
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: to do for my videos now? And that's why I'm
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: not posting on YouTube anymore. I'm posting like on TikTok
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: and Snapchat a lot because I'm like, I love your snapchat,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: thank you. It's very I use the face filters all
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: the time and just say, hey, look at this face filter.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Isn't this weird?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I think it's a dog. Yeah, those ears look
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: like doggy.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I like, when you vomit rainbows, Yeah, so that I go,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: isn't that weird? I'm vomiting rainbows?
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: Creative?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I make so much money. I make so much money,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: so yeah, So for me, it was like I just
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: don't know what to do, Like if I can't put
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: my assist it in a garbage can and then let
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: him be picked up by the garbage machine and the
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: garbage truck and then slowly see what happens if he
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: gets crushed or not. What is YouTube? I feel like
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: it's kind of unfair that I'm getting flag for this,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: but mister beast is doing fine.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: I can't wait for him. I can't wait for his
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: day to come.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: And I know a lot about him. I know a
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: lot about him. Actually, yeah, I don't know why.
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, to be honest, I'm guessing twenty twenty six,
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: that's I think when all this is going to come
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: to Absolutely.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: I found his dad on LinkedIn.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't go near his dad. His dad is cholera. Yeah,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: his dad is cholera state.
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: I don't know what we're accusing him of, and I
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: don't think that there's anything.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: But there's got to be something that there's got to
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: be something like he's too big, like's got to be
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: something like he's got to make a mistake.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: So I disagree with that because as someone who is
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: just completely canceled for something, I did nothing wrong and
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: people were like, oh, I'm waiting for at toddler dad
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: to do something wrong. I felt like people were waiting
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: for me to mess up.
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: Do you feel like that, Like suddenly you do like
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: a little bit of black face and like all of
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: a sudden your channel.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well so you did. So you did interesting to
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: play Devil's advocate. But you did three years of blackface.
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: Right, Okay? You put on shows impersonate. My god is
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: Naomi Campbell.
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, and that's and you had to do that, right,
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: Like you had to impersonate.
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: It's like my number one idol and I had to
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: like become her. But three years, can you.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Admit that the face painting that you were doing was
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: pretty stereotypical. It was not any way done with reverence
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: or anything.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Okay, So I went to home depot.
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: I just picked the black I could find and I
• 18:40
  Speaker 8: put on my pace, Like, honestly, that's like a compliment.
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: That's so interesting. So you didn't even choose like a
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: maybe like a black shade.
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: Of makeup, Like my time is money, So I just
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: like walked in, grabbed and walked out.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: I didn't even pay for it? Who I am? You're
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: a boss.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's crazy that that your final cancelation
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: was just the four dogs dying, because I do think
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: three years of black face it's much worse.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you'd be surprised, you know, Peta and all that stuff.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: They're, oh, yeah.
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: No, we don't like those guys. We don't like those guys.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: I got into trouble with Peter once.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: They tried to prank a bird, and they were like,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: don't surprise birds like that.
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: It's also how did how would you do that?
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Do you surprise a bird?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: They just fly away?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Well instead of uh, instead of a seat bird seed,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I put a bunch of styrofoam, like those balls, like
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: when you get the styropham package and you like it
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: turns into little balls.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: I put a bunch of those in a bowl.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's kill a bird.
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that feels like a murder.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Bird. Bree, I think you killed them.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: We're talking. I'm sorry I interrupted our question here about
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: the five days of the Good Days? What about you?
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: What I want to hear about beauty booties forty forty
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: five good days?
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: My good days?
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean they're still coming, you know what I mean.
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: But they're around the corner like I promise, okay, you know,
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: but yeah, the hypes were like great, you know, the
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: parties were awesome, even during COVID.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: The Oops, I do a lot of weddings.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of weddings, a lot of parks. I
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: threw a rager in twenty twenty.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she won an island with the Kardashians in that wedding.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: Oops, you know the secrets out. But yeah, my hype
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: was like really it was really fun. The height of
• 20:23
  Speaker 8: the days and the tours that I went on with
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: all the dogs.
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you had like I know this about your fan
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: army is like kind of a legitimate army. Like they've
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: sort of like militarizedhole les.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: I love them so much. I love you booty holes.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Wait, so they're doing army stuff the booty holes.
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: Well, I mean maybe you can confirm the I don't know.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I actually watched YouTube video on this. There was somebody
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: that's kind of one of your haters. But there's a
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: huge conspiracy theory that you've been slowly brainwashing them and
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: training them as an army through your videos. So you
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: did like a camouflage tutorial and then you started.
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: Doing like a sort of preparing them.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you did, like a full upper body.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: You did combat tatorials with your makeup, right right, right,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: so you slowly like building an army like you didn't
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: like conspiracy.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: What do you say about that?
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: I say, it's not a conspiracy.
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: It might be you know, you know, you can't be
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: you have to be ready, you know, my little booty holes.
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: You know, as a canceled YouTuber. It's very wild out
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: there in Twitter. You know, sometimes some tweets hurt. You
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: need to go to their house and knife them to death.
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: And I just decided I need to teach them. And
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: they'll give them their little uniforms, little camouflage uniforms to
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: have a big B on the bottom.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: Well, I will say, they look fucking incredible, so good makeup.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: On The New Yorker just called you hot, Charlie Manson, right, Yes,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you read that. I did New Yorker. I
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: read the New Yorker all the time.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: I think we're all a little addicted to each other's careers,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: a little bit like, Hey, I'm out here in the
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: ocean with you and these This ocean is full of
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: paramhas and I want to see if you're going to survive,
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: then maybe I can't too.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: With the internet, it's all about like, oh if this happened,
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: and this person that maybe can happen to me exactly exactly,
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: exactly exactly.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you guys do anything right after you you
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: got in trouble that kind of ruined it for you
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: or maybe saved face. I know you did the tweet,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, like right, because I kind of did a
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: song and it was just the wrong thing. I try
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: to make a rap song and it just backfired.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: What was crazy is you don't do music at all?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, people. It added to the canceling because
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: it was definite cultural appropriation actual.
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: And I would say also a big problem is that
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: you sort of left it open for people to participate
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: and add their own verses.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't do it.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: I sort of like danced over the beat and said
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: add your own verse. And so a lot of people
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: just absolutely ripped you.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: They ripped me apart, They absolutely roasted my ass.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: You know who really got you that?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Although enjoyment lady, she really ripped me.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Hardly got you you guys over her?
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, I saw yeah, Christy Carlson. Ramona ripped me
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: upart like a.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Lucent moment, and she just went for you. I've never
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: seen her like that.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: It was crazy. But she also plugged her podcast. She's
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: really trying, she is, and I let her try.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean. I tell my kids that
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: all the time.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Try. Since when did trying become distasted?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Exactly? Like when did a song affect anybody? Yeah, you're
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: the problem? Yeah, like for me, Like that's so true,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: like when did a song affect anybody?
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: So yeah, it's also what you say in.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: The song is like yeah, like I totally agree, like
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: when did a song affect anybody?
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: So that's not what I'm saying.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's we're all the same page exactly, like when
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: did the song affect anybody? Like it's just lyrics Like
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I tried.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I tried to say face for my career where I
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: was completely clean, tested negative for COVID, not that completely good,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I didn't have it at all. So I wanted to
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: go on a tour and I wanted to show people
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: that I'm not always pranking. And also like respecting illness
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: is important, like like it's important that if someone has
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: an illness, like you recognize that it's an illness, and
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: illness isn't a joke. So I did a tour of
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: the children's hospital.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that kind of backfire because I had RSV and
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: you can't test for RSV, at least I didn't.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: And it turns out that I gave a bunch of
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: sick children and the children's hospital r.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: And also just the idea of making a video just
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: recognizing sick children was pretty sick. I think, yeah, because
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: you're a prank channel. We were expecting something and you
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: kind of just went, hey, I'm just going to.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Recognize it advise you against it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: They didn't, and I should have listened to them, because
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: they didn't. Even the kids weren't even happy to see me.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: They were so scared that they were going to get
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: water thrown in their face. It was just me standing
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: next to kids and they were all like, oh, they
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: were looking so scared, and so that didn't really really
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: work out. But I did prank a security guard and
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: that guy ended up being sexist, and so so I
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: uncover uped a little bit. Yeah, because I dressed up
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: as my funny girl character.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, your funny girl character is so.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Good, missy La bitch.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do it a little do it a little
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: missy levich.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Ye, why don't we do missy a little bitch? Well,
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: I could, but you're gonna have to You're gonna have
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: to imagine I.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Have a towel on my head, okay, because that signifies
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: that I'm a girl.
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I would no, go ahead do it okay. Oh
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: I can't figure around where you eat. I love all
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: kinds of foods. Can you tell me where to go?
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: I just can't decide. Yeah, I would say it's so
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: tough to watch without the towel. Ya, I can't even
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: picture that's not a girl.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When I close my eyes, I'm like, that's a girl.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: But when I open them, I'm like, where's the towel
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: for hair?
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Because if I'm not wearing a towel on my head,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: you don't know that I'm playing a girl.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Anyways, what did you guys try to do to save face?
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: I immediately got all the kiddos.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: You did that photo together?
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: We did a photo. We thought on. My team went,
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: you have to address it head on. I said, let's
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: take a picture. Yeah, we did a photo. I said,
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: let's take a picture, and and I made the kids, well,
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: it's in our yard, right, and we got a drone.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: I love my drone. I love my drones so much.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: That's the thing that won't cancel me my drone. So
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: I took my drone up from my dron drones. So
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: I took my drone and then I made the kids,
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: uh say sorry with their bodies on the ground, and
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: then I stood above it and I went huh. And
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: that picture didn't do it. And people were like, you
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: need to own more of what you do.
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: They accused you of literally hiding behind your children.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Yea, And basically, maybe I'm learning something from you guys here.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll just be honest and say I was, Okay,
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: I was hiding behind my kids.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: And I get a lot of a lot of a
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: lot of shit.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: On my channel for just saying I hide behind my
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: children all the time. People say I don't have one
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: ounce of talent. I'm just at toddler dead and I'm
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: just playing with my toddlers on camera, And to that,
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: I say, maybe you're onto something, okay.
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: But these children are hard workers. I will say.
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: That's pretty huge for you to say that's actually yeah,
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: and legally, because I know that you're in that lawsuit
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: right now, so it's like it's actually pretty cool.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Boss bitch, Like, Okay, you're on your own lawyer, right,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I saw that in the New Yorker. You're your own lawyer.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, of course, boss, bitches represent themselves. I don't need counsel,
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: you know. Yeah, I just walk up to the judge.
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: I'm like, not guilty, like look at me, look at
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: the fit.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: And so far that's worked astonishingly, Like everyone's like, yeah, okay, yeah,
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: I heard.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: First the first court court trial case that's sponsored by.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: True Beauty, Huge and Fancy.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, crazy, sorry for your whole
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: thing is when I was reading in the New Yorker,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: it feels like it came out that it wasn't that
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: you were using sweatshops in other countries. You'd actually set
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: up a sweatshop right outside your house.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Yes, in Michigan, Like duh, like right down the street.
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: It's cheap.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: You brought so many jobs to Michigan, Like that's so disrespectful.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: Exactly. It was the best daycare in the.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: Entire state exactly, and you were that. I think that
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: might have been part of the problem. You were advertising
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: in his daycare. So a lot of these parents like
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: sent their kids, but.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: They but then it was.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: For me, well respectively.
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: On the front, thank you.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I'm an ally. If you saw my video, you'll know
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I'm an ally.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: I actually heard that the prosecutor is forcing you to
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: get a hearing test because they think that you medically
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: just won't listen to anybody and they.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Won't be hearing it.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's like joking, he's just you know, I
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: do you think you guys are learning a little bit
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: a little bit?
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: I think he's just into me.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: He's really judges into you. What judges are. It's weird
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: prosecutors too.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine that.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Well, I gotta say, I think you're burying the lead here.
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: Dad.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: A big instigator of this white people were watching you
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: is because you cheated on your wife and you got
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: canceled from your boy group called the Four Boys that
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Do Stuff.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, sure we can talk about it.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: WHOA Okay, Well, didn't think we were gonna talk about
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: that because I am at toddler dad, and it is
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: about my kids, right, Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: And yeah, pivoted, Well, the first pivot was genius.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Sure, sure, but.
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: We all like unfortunately, we do all remember four dudes
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: who do stuff.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, I mean we were a great all over.
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: The internet mid twenty times like that's.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, of course.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: And the apology video that the three of them did
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: without you actually looked almost exactly like this, right.
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: That's the thing. It's like really hard to ignore the
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: way you guys are.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: So yeah crazy yeah wow again, Like you said, a
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: lot of fans.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: In the room know a lot about me. Oh yeah,
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: so listen.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: And twenty eleven, I, yeah, I was cheating on my wife.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: I was cheating on my wife with I'll say it,
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Miranda Cosgrowth okay.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Right, I think she was eighteen.
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: I think you know, I think you are actually referring
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: to Miranda Lambert, right, that country singer who was of
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: age in that time.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I am so living in the world of kids TV
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: that I said that, and I met Miranda Lambert. Yeah,
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: so she is was the most smoking hot thing I
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: had ever seen in my life. And those types of
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: people don't talk to me, okay, because I'm at toddler
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: dad and I was in the height of boys doing stuff,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: and that was when we were running out of stuff
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: to do. I think everyone on this couch.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: That was the most tragic thing.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: When the boys doing stuff, you guys just dated an apologize.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I apology because you've run out of stuff to do
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: before this whole thing.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Remember when you guys just wore fake mustaches and watched
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: it movie And.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: I pitched that and it was awesome.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, four boys watching the Cheater Girls alone, hilarious. Four
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: boys watching the Cheater Girls wearing mustaches. I thought that
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: would kill. I thought that would trend at least, but
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: it didn't. And that at that point, I was in
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: a dark place in my career. And I think everybody
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: at this table knows what it's like when you don't
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: have something to post and it's time you need to
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: generate content. Right, candles are not canceled? Okay, it was
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: really hard. And that's when my wife was just kicking
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: them out. She was just fertile. Myrtle Okay, and now
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: I'm thankful that she's Burtle because now I do bertle
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: what we call berd Myrtle.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Her name is Myrtle. Anyway, respect your name is Myrtle.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: And of course I'm gonna cheat on a woman named Myrtle,
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: of course.
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: Okay, left you no choice.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: You try to have a healthy sex life with a
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: woman named Myrtle.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: It's hard, Myrtles, and the comments, Myrtles, and the comments
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: let us know if you've been geated on.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: So at the end of the day, we had so
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: many kids being popped out and from fertile Myrtle and
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: boys doing stuff had nothing stuff to do. So Miranda
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Lambert and I saw her at the Kid's choice of Words.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: I was covered in slime. She looked at me and said,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: you look really wet. And the way she said wet
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: made me come in my pants. Sorry, I'm a dad,
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: but I'm saying it okay, and I freaked out.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: We slept together that night and Myrtle found us and yeah,
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: the boys doing stuff, drop my ass.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: That's rough.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: I let it out.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Fine, I let it out.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: And you know what, in the words of you, I'm
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: a boss, babe.
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: It's nice here everybody to hear somebody give it to
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: you straight. You know that is awesome.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Listen. And that cancelization was harder than just when I
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: left my kid, not very farm because that I that
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I did for content.
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Hard when you try.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Can I ask if you guys could show me because
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I'm nervous about getting canceled again.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think we all are.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: I think it's you know, it's it's happened once, so
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have but again, you know what I mean,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: we are now lightning rods for it. People expect it
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: from us. I don't know if I was very good
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: at my my I'm sorry face. I wasn't sure how
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: to do it. Mine was just kind of big eyes like.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: And I just want to see what your faces were.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, we go around and show us your
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: apology face.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: For the listener at home, you could just count yeah.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do it. We're going to do it, and
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: somebody else is going to describe it.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: So if you're listening on Apple podcasts, you can press
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: up point plus thirty seconds. I would press that two
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: times and then you should be good. You should be
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: over the.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Honestly, the way you said that sounds exactly like someone
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: who fucked a horse.
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: Okay, so I didn't fuck my horse. Uh, and my
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: apology face went a little. I got a little bit
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: of a bad direction from the Epic Fire pr team,
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: so I went with a little something like this, Okay, how.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Was my I'm sorry, it'll just tug out, middle figure out.
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: And I got a lot of coaching on the tongue
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: whether to pull it in or pull it out, And
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: it sort of felt like was I trying to do
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: like a twenty eleven like quirkysouditionel thing, or was I.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Trying to do like that could be masculating that you're
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: just sitting there and they're making you move your tongue
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: in and out, in and out.
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: It was kind of like if you saw the boomerang version.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: It was.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: A boomeg apology. I love that you attached a boomeragga
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: and that it was text underneath. Yeah, but I gotta
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: be honest. The comments were right. It does kind of
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: look like a horse eating an apple when you do.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: That face, and so again again, I wouldn't know anything
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: about that.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: You can know about that.
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: No, I don't know what horses look like. I don't
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: know what they eat, and I don't know who they are.
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: I've never seen one in my life. Ask me to
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: describe a horse right now, because I couldn't even tell
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: you because I didn't fuck one.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: That's what you're going with. You're going with I don't
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: know what a horse is.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: I don't know what it is.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Beauty boody. What about your apology face?
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: Okay, so when you're apologizing, I've learned that like you
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: want to like seem like you're sorry, but then also
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: want them to fear you still.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: So mine was kind of like a.
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: Like like, I know what I did, but I know
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: you're still afraid of me, so like buy my lip kit.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: You know, it.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Feels like you better apologize too, because you actually you
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: were more in the wrong.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: Apologize to me for unsubscribing exactly.
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: It did actually make me want to say I'm sorry
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: to you, and I don't know what I did, but
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: I am sorry.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Well, you fucked a horse, that's what you did.
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: So I didn't fuck a horse. That's actually not what happened.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well I will say your apology face.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: It does feel like you've ran with it. And it
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: is the cover of a lot of your your kids,
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: like you're you're just owning it in such a way.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's it's now the cover of my daycare as
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: well too, which is still running. Surprisingly, you know you
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: have a book coming out, Yes, it's ha ha, you
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: thought you got me.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: It's a kid's picture book, right, literally, yes, exactly, it's
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: teaching kids how to fill up lipsticks.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: Kind of an it's kind of an employee instruction man.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: It's quite the value.
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: Not not really like an employee instruction, man, You're more
• 35:59
  Speaker 8: like a you know, a help book to help kids
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: find employment at my daycare.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I'd left the back sectionally, which is
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: all bulking strategies and just kind of military lingo, which
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: is life combat.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they have combat like combat.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: It's like like military alphabet, the phonetic alphabet. Charlie.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Anyway, here's my apology face, so kind of look.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: Like mister Bean or something, a goofy guy.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: I grew up on mister Bean, me too.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: What's your apology face?
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: I already kind of done it. I can hear it
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: and it actually hurts.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Big eyes, kind of puppy like, kind of like I'm
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: scared and I'm also pooping.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see how that could get you a
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: lot of hate. Yeah.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: People just thought it was too much and I was
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: doing it to too much.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what about yours?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: So first I do a couple of push ups before,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: so I can't do that right now, but I want
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: to do it. Then you get a tear. I usually
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: use eye drops and then I look right down the barrel.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I go.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: For the listener. I can't really describe it.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: Actually, it's just stone face.
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: It's giving Daniel day Lewis, Oh.
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's like your method lean.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to see im just trying to see
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: it here.
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: So it sort of looks like Bradley Cooper's about to
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: say something, the kind of maestro A little bit star
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: is born. There's like an energy, sort of a torture performer.
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: He has a song in his heart and he can't
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: really sing it. Need mind. He's stepping on stage.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I am so sorry, but what you've heard are lies.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, it gets up turning immediately. What's going on?
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Sorry?
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I wanted to see you.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: I wanted to see it.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: So I was kind of turning around doing a bunch
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: of zipper jamboree over here.
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well I think it's over.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know if yeah.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Okay, guys, I have a question for the room.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, canceled or no canceled? Favorite video you've ever put out? Y?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Oh that's good, A good question.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Good youtubeer questions.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: So this is where you're asking our favorite video we've
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: ever put out and if it should be canceled.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: No, no, I said, canceled or no canceled. Let's put
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: that ship aside.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Oh I thought that was the h I t.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Aside and let's talk.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Probably my favorite video I ever did was way before
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I was thirteen years old.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: Todo got me famous.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: It was I sent the English teacher who flunk me
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: to the bottom of the ocean on the submarine and
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: she get her to board the sub I told her
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: the teacher's lounge.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, she kind of deserved it.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I think if she fell for that, I'm so dumb.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: That is such a good video. And I think we're
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: playing the beta game. It should be canceled. But that's
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: just a video, just a game for me.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: No, it shouldn't be canceled. She liked that. At the
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: end of the day, she thanks me.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: For well she came back up because oh, of course
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: she was in a submarine.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Never mind, I didn't didn't murder her.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I didn't murder my teacher. She died on her own
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: of COVID.
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: Separately.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: I wasn't involved.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, I guess I'll go. I think my favorite
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: video is when the kids we were This was before
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Myrtle left. We brought myrtle breakfast in bed for Mother's
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Day and we did it with only using ingredients made
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: of potatoes.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: That was such a good video. Yeah, a lot of
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: potato egg was so genius.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: And I'll say this, my videos, they're not like you guys.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: They're not like really exciting. It's just a dad and
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: his toddler's doing stuff right. And I think what people
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: loved was they just loved to see these toddlers make
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: breakfast for their mom.
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: And I will say sometimes the toddlers and no offense
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: man feel a little coached. I feel like they sort
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: of like talk like child after dialogue in a way
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: that like they wouldn't actually say these things like and
• 40:08
  Speaker 7: no offense. And I do think I don't doubt that
• 40:11
  Speaker 7: your kids love your mom, or love for your wife
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: met or love their mom, but the way they were
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: like mother, thank you for all the emotional labor you
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: have performed on this fine morning.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Well that's why I think, I mean thank you for
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: bringing that up, because I do think I should learn
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: a little bit from you.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: I do have your book pre ordered because the.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: Kids thank you.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: They have scripts.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: You're welcome.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they have scripts and.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Their ability to deliver those lines.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: That's not on me.
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: I think I need to be better as a coach,
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: which is why I am curious about the empire you've built,
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: because you tell kids what to do all the time.
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, it's like it's my past time. You know.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: I love I love kids.
• 40:51
  Speaker 8: You know, they're really good at listening when you yacht
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: them hard enough wear. My favorite video would probably have
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: to be my January sixth ready with me I called
• 41:03
  Speaker 8: I Got a Free Staple. It was a really fun time.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: You got that video from the Capitol dish who was
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: a dish?
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: I can't tell.
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm still being processed, okay, okay, but those lawyers
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: are flirting.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: With you too.
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: Yes, everyone's so into me. It's crazy.
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: It's hard. I actually and I don't know if you
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: could confirm these rumors. This is just something that I've
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: heard around the street. You auditioned for Fox News, right
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: or they called you in. You probably didn't have to audition.
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: You're probably off.
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: Only I walked in the building and I was like, hey,
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: it is anybody hiring, and they were like, no, but
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: you can stand here, stand here in like the security pit.
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: And I was like okay, and so I stood but
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: the security and I like kind of held me a
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: little bit and I was just like, you know, serving And.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Because that's a desk technically security desk, you probably felt
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: like a little bit like you were at.
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: The desks, the correspondent desk. Yeah, it was a fun time.
• 41:57
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 41:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I got a really bruise from it, but you know, okay,
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: I turned it into a blush.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Kid, only a makeup artist could make a bruise into
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: a blush.
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: That's a pivot. That's incredible.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: That's a celebrity makeup artist. Absolutely, that's cool. What about you,
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: what's your favorite video?
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: My favorite video was it was when I because I
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: do a lot of reaction videos, I do a lot
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: of like what, and so I was reacting to uh
• 42:27
  Speaker 7: uh that that fashion game? Oh my god, it's from
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: early oh we know, was that Kardashian game that we
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: had that everybody had on their phones around twenty ten,
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: And so I would like put on a dress and
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: go like, wouldn't it be funny if I did that?
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: If you were an address about how people know you
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: were a girl.
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: So no, it was my avatar. Oh, my avatar was
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: a woman in the Kim Kardashian Game. And the story,
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: the sort of joke of the whole thing is like,
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: what if I were a woman in the Kardashian Game.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Can I actually tell you my favorite video of yours?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Because I'm a huge falling Yeah? Please? I love five
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: is to Hit on a Horse. I thought that was
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: so good.
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: That video has been privatized, and I don't know how
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: you still remember it because I actually don't remember that
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: video at all. I don't even really remember shooting it.
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Yea apples, just buy apples.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I love the way a horse looks while eating apples,
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: So that, again.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: I have no memory of. And I think, like, I
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: think that'd be so interesting. And I think if you
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: look up my testimony, I think that is free made
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: on I think that's that's made available by the government.
• 43:31
  Speaker 7: You can access that on Project Project Gutenberg. So I
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: don't remember that. And if you can remember when I
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: testified in front of Congress, I don't remember that.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Imber four.
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: I would never I wouldn't know anything about that because
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: I have no I don't even have the ability to
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: distinguish between nay or no. I wouldn't know what that is.
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: And I don't even know what I don't even know
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: what animal I saw.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: Like, just what would the differences between those be the
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: ones you just made?
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: What did you say?
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: What would the differences of those two be?
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: What would the horse be saying in the first one?
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: Was the second one?
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: Well, one is saying come and get me and the
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: others saying, hey, they're soldier. Okay, but that's for sure.
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: But the sugar cube coated condoms, that was huge.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: What a sponsorship?
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: So that was taken totally out of context, right, and.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: It was out of context.
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: That was so out of context. That was a spot.
• 44:29
  Speaker 7: We all do sponsor content, right, Do have you guys
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: used all the gasoline that sponsors you? Or used all
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: the makeup?
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I have used all the gasoline that sponsors.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I don't get sponsored by gasoline, and I only get
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: sponsored by people who make slime.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I get sponsored by Khakis the fabric, and I've never
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: had a I've never run out. Was that the question? Sorry?
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: No?
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: I well, yeah, I would love to talk about sponsors.
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: If you guys have any have the brands dropped.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Off can't elation. Yeah, a lot of brands.
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: I know you might be your own brand that might
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: be easier for you.
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: Has been knocking my door quite a bit.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, I feel like, I know, why don't they
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: work with kids too?
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Maybe?
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: Right? Yeah?
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Do you guys feel like random thought off of that?
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Do you feel like canceled brands are reaching out to you?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That is such a random thought off of that,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm feeling like, yeah, like I don't know
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: how you connected those two. That's crazy.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Subway didn't reach out to me, but Jared did, really,
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: and I know he's not affiliated with Subway anymore.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: He just wrote from jail.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he wrote from jail and wanted.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: To do some.
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: Out from jail doesn't feel like the terminology.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: It feels reaching out from jail, bumping this from jail.
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: Bumping this from jail. Uh. Yeah, Well, it's tough when
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: the when people who are canceled sort of rally behind you,
• 45:58
  Speaker 7: because then it makes you like you cancel them.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm been reached out to very frequently by the
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: entire state of Florida, and it's been love. They love pranks,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: they love running around and not worrying about it if
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: you're sick. So it's been like really it's been interesting,
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: and we've been talking about they have a lot to offer.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: So it's like really hard to figure it out because
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: there's so much in Florida. Not only you know, beautiful
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: places like Miami, but there's also fun, fanciful places like
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: the Zeeland.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: And there's places in between like Pensacola. So it's hard
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: to know. And we're going to figure it out, but
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: not be able to do something with.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: That video where you I know you did one right.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: You did the video where you put a pin in
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: everyone at Pensacola.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I snuck a pin into their pocket. I
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: snuck a pen that said my name on it into
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: their pocket.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Is it a pen or a pin?
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: It was it was a pin.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Your other videos are more exciting.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I still don't know what.
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: Pen the same beauty, beauty.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: What was your favorite video that you made? I did
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: January my favorite video? Sorry, I wake up my God.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Reading applications for my new assistant. They are that's rich.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Why would anyone want to work with you is my question.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: You're just your assistance.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I mean a lot of us know we paid expose exposure.
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the best way to pay. So I do
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: have because I know we're running out of time and
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: I actually have to make some unrelated calls.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I have nowhere to be, so I'm happy to stay great, awesome.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: I just want to you guys want to do an
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: after show or you want to do a taste stace
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't mind this for content. I actually I
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: actually got to stay off for a little bit, so, uh,
• 47:51
  Speaker 7: just to wrap it up, like, what's everyone working on next?
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: Like post cancelation, like after this wave sort of like
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: dies like and we're back, Like, what's the next thing
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: you guys are working on?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: So for me, I'm doing title wave reel. So we've
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: got a bunch of people. You know those wave pools
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: that are kind of at places like theme parks, water parks,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: and time.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Old movie premierees they had the met.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Or old so yeah, so theme parks, you also might
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: know them at old movie premiere Daddy Daycare.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: The premiere of Daddy Daycare.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: Had a wave.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Oh you obviously went to that. Okay, yeah, so we're
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: doing a tidal wave reel. So it's actually not in
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: a water park. We have spent over one hundred million
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: dollars to shake the earth in such a way that
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: creates a tsunami. We're gonna see what happens. I'm tying
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: my assistants down in a line, and if any of
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: them survive, they get one hundred thousand dollars. Pretty cheat
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: the earth.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Who do you pay to shake the earth?
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: I got a guy.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: He's huge. He's like huge, he's so tall. Have you
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: heard of Poseidon, the Greek god the DJ? Oh?
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I that so he's actually yeah, so he's gonna take
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: his DJ set underwater and do the acoustic so loud
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: that it shakes the earth. So are you up to next?
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: Kid? Well?
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: Nothing today, So I'm free if you guys want to
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: do something again.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: I don't think we should forgot it together as a team.
• 49:16
  Speaker 7: I think it was actually pretty bad.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: I can't believe we all said yes.
• 49:23
  Speaker 10: But I'm actually working with a company that I won't name,
• 49:27
  Speaker 10: and I am actually gonna clear my name and be
• 49:31
  Speaker 10: the first person to perform a prank in space on
• 49:35
  Speaker 10: the International Space Station that NASA.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: I won't say, it's got to be NASA.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: I won't say, but we're Tesla.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: We're putting some slime that I've been working on inside
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: some of the fry the frozen food packets, and when
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: they open it, it's gonna they're gonna get slimmed in
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: the face.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: In zero gravity.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: And I personally put the slime in myself and it's
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be really good.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: That was yeah, No, I mean I'm free now, God,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: God energy.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: What about you, daddy much?
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: I actually waited for today because this is the first
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: publication or publication, I mean, first press thing I've ever
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: had really long time since boys doing stuff.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: So I'm using this video to announce my.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: New channel at boy at fuck Sorry okay, at Daddy Preteens.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I'm the daddy of preteens.
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: Where'd you find those pre teens?
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: There are my kids.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: The toddlers have grown up. Wake up, kids. Get your
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: head out of a horse's asshole.
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: They never never been in there, never been in there.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your face looks like it has Okay, oh wow,
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: that's and that's what I'll say.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: I never thought about it.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: If you have sex with the words, you probably are
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: also eating his asshole.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was thinking about because it was
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: on the video, and I know you scrubbed it from
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: the internet, but I saw it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm getting crazy. I messed up, and I'm in
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: my head. I'm in my head.
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: So you probably thought you saw that. But if you
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: if you think you saw, if you think you saw that,
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: you'd probably you would see on a graph, how the
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: people who think they saw me fuck a horse is
• 51:19
  Speaker 7: exactly the bell curve of people who were exposed to
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: lead gasoline in the seventies. So it's like they match up.
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: So I don't know whose major.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like a reach the New York Correlations ever, ever,
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: cause does causation.
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: So they promised me they're gonna get it. They promised
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: me they're gonna get it.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: But Queene is so weird and specific in its own way,
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: and you'll be able to catch me doing that stuff
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Beauty booty, how about you.
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: Well, after my book comes out and all the booty
• 51:52
  Speaker 8: Hooths come fucking back to me, I think I start
• 51:55
  Speaker 8: my own shelter.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: You know, animal.
• 52:01
  Speaker 8: Probably rip six dogs from the six dogs that died
• 52:05
  Speaker 8: oh oh.
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: In honor of their memory.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: This memory, so I think previously it was four dogs and.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Then it was five, and now it seems six. Do
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: you feel like you are you trying to release that
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: you've done more?
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Oops?
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: How many dogs?
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: Is it? Booty?
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Buttle?
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Just say it?
• 52:21
  Speaker 8: Okay, I mean it might have been well over twenty five,
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: but but legally three, well, thank you.
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: Thank you love.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Legally you can. I ask you a question that's just
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: bit on my mind from the beginning. You're dressed exactly
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: like a geisha right now?
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: Why it's my next face?
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: Now that apparently black face? It's like, how the question
• 52:45
  Speaker 8: that cancelable? You know, it's time to really conquer the
• 52:50
  Speaker 8: Japanese market.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: Oh igination? I hope that does well?
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, after this, I am going to jail for
• 52:59
  Speaker 7: fucking a horse.
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: Oh okay.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: This has been artists and artists and artists and artists
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: answering the question. None of That's why they call it
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: show business. Good Night.
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