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JUST A PHASE | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:55 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Welcome back to another podcast. It's me and Jakarta Salim.
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: You guys, Jakarta, unfortunately, bro, he was, he went to
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: get a massage and they raided the spot and he's
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: been caught. So, me and the volume are trying to
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: figure out how.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: To bail him out right now.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: So, for a replacement, Andres didn't want to sit down
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: because he looks fat right now because he hasn't gotten
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: a haircut. And he's bloated from drinking beers at Buffalo
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: Walmarts with his best friend, Chris.
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  Speaker 2: So, Andres here, everybody.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: Andres, you f * * * ing crybaby piece of
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: s * * *.
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  Speaker 2: If you cry this episode. I'm going to really make
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: you cry.
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  Speaker 3: I probably will.
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: Why do you always cry?
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: You're always crying in the back and shit, making me
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: feel like a bad person, like a bad boss.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just emotional. Always crying on the road. You're crying
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: after two days. It's over.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: You want to quit and leave. I tell you one thing.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: I raised my voice one time at you.
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  Speaker 4: You almost quit this whole thing and moved to El Salvador.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: What is your emotions? You're supposed to be the mother here.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: Why are your emotions not more intact than mine?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just a girl. I'm so emotional.
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  Speaker 2: I hate that stupid ass thing. What does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: Girls would cheat and be like, it's just a girl thing.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you guys be doing.
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  Speaker 3: That's not true.
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  Speaker 2: You and your little whole friends. I've seen them. Your
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  Speaker 2: friends are all whores. I've seen them this weekend. Fucking
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  Speaker 2: slug bags.
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  Speaker 3: Whoring around, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen them whoring around. I was happy for them.
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  Speaker 1: Because the friends that haven't been mean or have betrayed you,
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: they become, like, so when I first, like, obviously you
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: know me since I was a kid, but when I
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: first came around you again, when I first came around
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  Speaker 1: you again, You were hanging out with a certain group
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  Speaker 1: of friends and I used to be like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 1: I want to bone them.
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  Speaker 2: But then after I found out how they are, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to bone them no more.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're not cool.
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  Speaker 1: And then I met your new friends and they're very
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  Speaker 1: much bonable and still very much bonable.
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  Speaker 3: They're cool. They were at the after party.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I seen them. They were being little slug bags.
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  Speaker 2: Did they catch anything?
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  Speaker 3: I think they did.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Little fucking ass catchers over there? They did.
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  Speaker 2: Were they on the homies?
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  Speaker 1: I have a very unhealthy group of friends, but I
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  Speaker 1: also have a very healthy... There's no in-between. I guess
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  Speaker 1: maybe Andres could be the in-between, but he's claimed by.
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  Speaker 2: Andres, I.
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  Speaker 3: Think it depends on the day, low-key.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he look fatter. He look more bloated in days
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  Speaker 2: than other days. But did they catch anything?
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  Speaker 3: They did. They actually ended up at the club across
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  Speaker 3: the street.
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  Speaker 2: There's a club across the street?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, called Level 8.
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  Speaker 2: With some of the people they caught? Yeah. Do I
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  Speaker 2: know the people they caught? I don't know. Oh, shit.
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: Did any of them get fucked?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Do girls talk like that?
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  Speaker 1: Let's say like me and Andres, right? One time Andres,
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: I seen him with a big ass girl. She was
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: a big bitch, bigger than me actually.
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  Speaker 3: Andres, what?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, where you going? He's like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going downstairs.
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  Speaker 1: And then he did the Irish goodbye. What ended up
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  Speaker 1: happening is that the next day, I.
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: Was like, where'd you go? And he's like, I cracked her.
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: And I was like, eesh. Do you guys talk like that?
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  Speaker 3: I think it depends how comfortable you are with your girls.
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  Speaker 3: I think some girls will.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, the girls that were at the party, they
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: were like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll talk like that.
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  Speaker 2: Like, hey, I got f * * * ed last night?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Not like that?
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  Speaker 3: Not like that.
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  Speaker 2: I got fucked like that. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Not like that, but we do, I mean, we talk
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  Speaker 3: about it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I've always thought about like, obviously the last,
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: did we talk about that on Patreon.
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  Speaker 2: Or on YouTube? I forgot, but I think we're talking
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  Speaker 2: about like, do.
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  Speaker 1: You guys tell your girl, your man, so like, I'm
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: going to give you an example.
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  Speaker 2: Like, let's say if I'm talking to somebody, I wouldn't show...
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't, how do I say this? If I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: to somebody, I wouldn't tell the homie like, man, she
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  Speaker 2: gives bomb head.
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't? Yes, you would.
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  Speaker 2: No, if I'm talking, like if I care about this person,
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  Speaker 2: like if it's that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, like it's serious.
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  Speaker 1: Like if that's somebody that I've, like I'll be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I cracked.
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  Speaker 2: But then if we start talking more, I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to give details.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But then there's girls that like, man, she give that shit, dog.
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  Speaker 2: You know, she give that. Yeah. That gawk gawk three thousand.
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  Speaker 2: You let him know that. You let him know that.
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  Speaker 2: That's that, yeah. Like, your girl's not telling you how
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: her man rocks your world, right?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's too personal. Especially, like, if they're in a
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: relationship or, like, seriously dating, that's kind of personal.
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  Speaker 2: But then, okay, so it is, right? Yeah. So the
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  Speaker 2: same thing with guys.
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  Speaker 3: For sure.
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  Speaker 1: But I've actually, I've been with homies when they sent
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  Speaker 1: a picture of them getting hit, you know, in the
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: group chat, right? And then they thought it was just
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: going to be a bitch, but they ended up cuffing.
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: And now I've seen your girl give you head before.
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  Speaker 3: See, that's wrong. Because now you don't see her the same.
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  Speaker 2: I don't respect that slutty.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: That slutty whore. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Respect is out the door.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like if I know you were giving my homie
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  Speaker 4: head on the first date, I don't respect you.
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  Speaker 2: That's a fact. Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: It happens. But it rarely turns out to be like
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  Speaker 3: a relationship after that, I feel. Like nobody's going to
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  Speaker 3: take you serious if you're your Like, doing that.
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: You don't believe in love like love in one night stand?
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: You definitely believe in that.
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  Speaker 3: It rarely happens.
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  Speaker 2: Look at how it is.
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  Speaker 3: It happens. But it rarely happens.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, you don't believe in love? Andres, you believe in it?
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard that. Like one night stand love? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard that. Like you crack and then you
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  Speaker 2: keep kicking it?
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  Speaker 3: There's no way. Unless you really liked her. There's no way.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, if we have a lit night,
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  Speaker 1: when we first meet, fucking popping bottles and we have
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  Speaker 1: a sick ass fucking pitudo session.
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  Speaker 2: I give you the word. I change your life. I
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  Speaker 2: rock your world. I do shit you never done before.
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  Speaker 2: When I'm hitting it, I bite the fuck out of
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  Speaker 2: your cheek. Vibes. And then after that, we go on
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  Speaker 2: multiple dates? That's possible, yeah, but.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a rare thing, though.
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  Speaker 2: It's rare. It's not rare.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think it happens more than you think. You're
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  Speaker 1: telling me none of your girls ever got digged down
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  Speaker 1: so good that they were like, you know what? I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to go eat tacos with this fool. It
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  Speaker 1: did happen, so there's no way.
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  Speaker 2: Rare.
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  Speaker 3: It has to be rare.
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  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here. No, it's not rare.
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  Speaker 3: You're telling me you're going to date a girl that
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  Speaker 3: you met at the club that you fucked the first
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  Speaker 3: night you met her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way. How many times has that happened to you?
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  Speaker 2: A couple of homies. Never.
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  Speaker 3: It's never happened.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, it has.
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  Speaker 4: Who?
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  Speaker 2: We're like, we linked up. Wait, wait, wait. At the
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  Speaker 2: club or we linked up and fucked and then we
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  Speaker 2: started kicking it?
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  Speaker 3: Either or. No, I think if you linked up with
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  Speaker 3: her and then you fucked.
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  Speaker 1: Gang, if me and you, like, okay, when I had
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  Speaker 1: my office, I'm on a bellow. I saw the bitch
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  Speaker 1: pull up and she came to get fucked. And then
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  Speaker 1: I keep kicking her after that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there was conversation, like, prior to that. There
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  Speaker 3: had to have been.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, papa.
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  Speaker 3: Just literally, like.
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  Speaker 2: Just the eyes.
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  Speaker 3: Pull up.
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  Speaker 2: Just the eyes. The eyes back. Where you at?
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: What city?
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  Speaker 4: Boom. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Boom. Boom. And then you meet up and give him
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  Speaker 2: the pitazo.
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  Speaker 3: How long did that last?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: How long did you guys talk for?
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  Speaker 2: We're fucking best friends? I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah. Bro, that happens. That could happen before. You're
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  Speaker 2: telling me, like, this is what I'm trying to explain
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  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 3: It's never happened to me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because you're not a whore. Thank God I'm not. Well, yes.
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: Thank God. Because then we have a whore producer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be bad.
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  Speaker 2: You know how bad that is. So it's your producer.
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: She's a whore, dog. You know, it doesn't sound good.
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is none of your hungers ever... Okay.
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: I'm going to name your friends. I'm not going to
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: say their name, but I'm going to say their initials.
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: Let's name this one Reiner.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Little hoe ass, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little hoe ass. Little slug bag. I've
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: seen her before.
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  Speaker 3: Just a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: She's a perfect example.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's crazy. She'll get away with the craziest shit.
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  Speaker 2: I think she's a nympho. You know what that is?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody that loves sex.
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: That's a real thing.
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  Speaker 3: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: Right? That's what a nympho is, Humberto? Humberto's also a nympho.
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: Or nymphomaniac.
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  Speaker 5: A woman, though occasionally a man with the uncontrollable desire
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  Speaker 5: to have lots of sex.
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  Speaker 2: Nymphomaniac. Or nymphomaniac.
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: That might be true. Because remember back in the day?
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's una pisona.
• 8:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That might be true. I got to talk to.
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: Her about this. Yeah, there's some that are... I think
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: everybody goes through a nympho phase.
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  Speaker 3: And she'll be in relationships and get away with the shit.
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 8:34
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: There, she's a nympho. Yeah, see, nympho. See, I was right.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: Maybe nymph... How do you say it? Nymphomanic?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, and it's a female.
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. It's for the heinous. Different word for whore.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: A person, typically female, who is addicted to sex. Like,
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  Speaker 2: you don't have a homegirl that I just constantly want
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: to piss on? A person who isn't a slut, but
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: very sexually talented. Get the fuck out of here. See,
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: some of you bitches just got to be like.
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  Speaker 3: She's just talented.
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think.
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  Speaker 4: Nah, because if she's just a pillow person while just
• 9:11
  Speaker 4: loving that, that doesn't make her talented.
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: No, for sure not.
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: You got to put in some work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that she might be a nympho. Wait,
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: because is it just her man or.
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  Speaker 2: She's going hard?
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  Speaker 3: No, just in general.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, she might be a nympho.
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  Speaker 3: I know she showed up with a random guy at
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: the thing and then ended up with somebody else.
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  Speaker 2: I love it for her food.
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  Speaker 1: Let her get her nympho thing out.
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  Speaker 3: Do you feel like you could grow out of that, though?
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say. Can you look up,
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: does everybody go through a nymphal phase? Or like, dude,
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: all women go through a nymphal phase.
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  Speaker 4: Damn, what if there's Muslim women that are nymphal and
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: they can't get it off while they're just mad at
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  Speaker 4: the world?
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Ooh, not everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I guess, no?
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  Speaker 3: And by the way.
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  Speaker 5: Temporary spikes in sexual desire are incredibly common.
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  Speaker 2: They are not universal. Oh, yeah, see?
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  Speaker 1: So is it just maybe a, do every woman go
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  Speaker 1: through a whole phase?
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: Is a whole phase needed in life?
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: I think so.
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  Speaker 2: For everybody? For all women at least?
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: I think you just have to get it out of
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  Speaker 3: your system. The partying, the hoeing, the everything.
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  Speaker 2: But what does that mean?
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: Like what makes you, how do you go from like
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: whole phase.
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  Speaker 2: To you're a whore for the rest of your life?
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: How do you prevent that? A hoe face?
• 10:52
  Speaker 5: No, no, like you're in a hoe face and everybody
• 10:54
  Speaker 5: knows you're a hoe, but you can't, like, how do.
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: You do it to not follow so you can be
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: taken seriously?
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: Why the fuck are you asking me?
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: You're a girl, what do you want to know? We
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: want to know how you got in your hoe face.
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: First of all, there's girls. Did you change.
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: To the Christian life?
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  Speaker 6: No.
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: Wait, what the fuck? Why'd you bring religion in? Because
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: a lot of hoes change.
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  Speaker 3: They do. And they're the worst.
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  Speaker 2: They're the worst. Jesus.
• 11:17
  Speaker 4: They are.
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  Speaker 3: I swear they are.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: They are.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: Anybody at church will tell you the church girls are
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  Speaker 3: the worst.
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  Speaker 4: They're also the nastiest bitches. I love me a bitch
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: that read the Bible and then give you head. I
• 11:31
  Speaker 4: love me a bitch that go to church Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: But on Tuesday, on the.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Imagine coming back from church when you're blouse and then
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: you get the pitazo.
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Is it a sin if you go to church on
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: Sunday morning and then get dick at 12.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: P.m.? Of course.
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: You're not supposed to have the... Like, you can't have
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: unmarital sex. Premarital sex.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: Yes. And all you bitches going to hell?
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: It's a sin.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: Wait, really?
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: You cannot have sex prior to being married.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: I've always heard that the girls that are more like...
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: That's why I feel like girls that were raised in
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: the church, like Pentecostal, like super religion.
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  Speaker 2: They're freaky.
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: So the Pentecostal people.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: Beat up and get down on me.
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: I think they're the freakiest because they didn't get it
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: out of their system.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because you know what? You know what? There is
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: a phase, fool. I know some bitches that were some
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: whorebacks in high school and now they locked down.
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: But they let it out. Now people don't give a fuck.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: You forgot.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: And essentially we're in an era to where fools are
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: more open to dating hoes. I'm not mad about what
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: a bitch did in my past unless you fucked one
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: of my homies, kissed one of my homies. Or fuck
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: somebody I know. And there have to be a certain
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: amount of knowledge in between that.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: You have to know them to a certain extent.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: And then, other than that, I do not care. I
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: do not give a fuck. One. AD skis. Give me
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: a second.
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  Speaker 6: One.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: All right, D, just sit there. Sit there. Sit right there.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: All right, what were we talking about? Whole face. Whole face.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: You think girls can get out their whole face? Yeah,
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: they can. Yeah?
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: I know some old flips that are good women now.
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: They got legit trains running on them. And they're like, perfect.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: Nah!
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, nigga, they did it when they was younger. Now
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: they like good moms and shit like that. They go
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: to church.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: Do you respect them? I respect them, but always in
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: the back of my head, I'm like, you ready to go?
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: It might turn on one day. You know what I'm saying?
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: I know when that wine come out. Oh, so there
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: are still hoes then.
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: No, I'm saying, I think like, if you a hoe,
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: you'll always be a hoe at nature. That doesn't mean
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: you have to act on your wholeness.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: So then if you had a whole phase, you will
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: forever be a whole?
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The phase is not a phase. It's in you.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: You just suppress the evil. You get what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: But you wouldn't date someone that you knew was a
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: whole like that.
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: I feel like a lot of like bitches was hoes
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: back in the days.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: And you're cool with that?
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: I mean like if you fucked like 10 niggas and
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: you was like 16.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: 10?
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: 16.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: 16.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: But what if you got like after that 10, you
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: just had two when you were in your 30s.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: What? Like okay look, let me break it down in
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: superhero context, right? You know about the Hulk, right?
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: That bitch ass nigga Bruce Banner, you seen Spider-Man the
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: new one? He be keeping some shit on his arm
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: so he don't turn into the Hulk. That's a bitch wholeness, bro.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: So she knows she can turn into the Hulk, but
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: she's putting the shit on him.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: I see what you mean though, because there's a lot
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: of bitches that were hoes in like 18, 19, 20, 21,
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: got cuffed. at like 22, dated a motherfucker, had two babies,
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: divorced at 30, and went back to being a fucking
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: whore bag.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: They just took their shit off and just went on
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: and on. So the monster was always inside of them.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: But as long as they're trying to suppress it, you
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: have to respect that, you know what I'm saying, that
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: it's there. And you can always unlock it, depending on
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: what type of nigga you is. But when you unlock it,
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: you know how.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Superman got his kryptonite? Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: A real nigga is a hoe's kryptonite.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, but when you unlock this shit, you're running the
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: risk of it going wild, right?
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Like it being like a loose-caged animal?
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: No, because you that nigga. Unless you're a dick week,
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: and then now she has to go hunting.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're playing with fire right there.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Like if you don't knock it down the right way
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: after she's been suppressing this wholeness, now.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: She got them urges.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: She got to go fuck everybody until she get that
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: feeling again that she can go.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Back with her case. Does that make her a nymph
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: or just a whore? Both. You feel me? You had
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: a hoe face before?
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: I think I did, yeah.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: No, you think you did, you did. I did.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: What would you consider your hoe face?
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: She was out here.
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: Tell the truth.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: How many bodies was it? Jesus. We're talking about hope.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: In a year?
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Nah, nah. Then I guess not because it wasn't that many.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: This is Cheese Man with Duno.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: It wasn't that many.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Cheese Man with Duno and not fucking services with Angie.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: My bad.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: I thought I was stepping into it. I thought it
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: was on break.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: You know what it is? That's what usually with whore
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: and that's why. Yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Nah, it wasn't crazy like that.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: What's not crazy to you? Okay, okay, okay. In a year?
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Why are you trying to save her question? No, no, no, no.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: I have more questions.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: If you're macking it down with a bunch of fools,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: that's not a whole face?
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Kissing? Yeah. No.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: No.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Aw, what?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: That's who we all did.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Macking down?
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: No. Especially y'all Hispanic. Y'all be kissing like a motherfucker.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Are you serious? Hell yeah.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: All the Mexicans I knew growing up, them motherfuckers be
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: kissing all day and shit.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Like, no, y'all the kissers.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Y'all raised for show, for show. Y'all made this
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: shit scamming. That's what it's called, right?
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: They're like, let's go scam. No, nobody's. That's black shit.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: Scamming?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: No, y'all made that shit up. For y'all scam bitches? No,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: they're all my scams. Y'all take their money. No, that's
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: y'all shit. Yeah, but y'all scamming me like kissing and shit. No,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: we didn't. I bet you had mono before run.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: I had mono? Yeah, you probably had mono. What the
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: fuck is mono? You look like a scammer, Kev. I
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: don't even know what mono is. Mono is a kissing disease.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Why the fuck would I have that? Andres, look it up.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I ain't making this shit up. You had mono.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Mexicans, y'all was mono.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: She saw Dorian, you racist piece of shit.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: She was macking it down, obviously. Look at what race
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: gets the most mono. A common viral infection often called
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: the kissing disease because it spreads easily through saliva.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: What race catches the most mono? I bet you was
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: going to say either a white person or Hispanic. Common symptoms.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Extreme fatigue, sore throat, swollen glass.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Fatigue, you're black. That's what I mean. That's high blood pressure, nigga.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Black fatigue, y'all catch it the most. Mono. Mono disease
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: by race.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Race.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Let's see what it says. And ethnicity. There you go.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: That's it. That's it.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Whites.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Whites. Oh, the whites.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: The white people, they crazy.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: The whites, they'll be macking it down. I think it's
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: you guys, AD. No, bro. We're more like fuckers. We're
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: not kissing.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Black and then Hispanic.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. Let me say this. Mano en fatiga.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I stand corrected. I guess we're the scammers. I feel
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: like they... I love kissing a black girl, though. They
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: kiss nasty. I love black women. Yeah, you should.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: That's why I know I fucked with you. Because you
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: was like, I love Alicia Keys. Oh, I love Alicia Keys.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: I like Alicia Keys too, man.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: If I can't wait to give Alicia Keys my note.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: What you mean?
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: She's married to Swiss Beats.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that doesn't stop her from cheating. You know
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: she broke a happy home. You think she would cheat?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: She was part of a broken home.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Have you seen that?
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Was Alicia Keys not the reason Swizz Beatz and his
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: ex-wife previously died?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Did he not cheat on her with Alicia Keys?
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: My nigga, if you're Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys comes knocking,
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: you will let down the black race if you don't
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: go with Alicia Keys, bro.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: What about the black queen that he was with before?
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know she was a black queen. I don't
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: even remember her name. Look up the woman that Swizz
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Beatz cheated on. Cheated with. Wait, don't put that on that, man.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: You don't know. Maybe they, you know what I'm saying?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: They had their differences.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: They were on a break.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: You're the biggest cheater I know. No, I'm not.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Only thing I cheat on is my diet sometimes.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Is he?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, Mashanda, she was an artist too. But she was
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: signed to him. Was married.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: So there was a conflict of interest because that was
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: his artist.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. You can't make a business with pleasure.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: He had to let her go. Dog! You love your girl, right? Yeah,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: but I don't do business with her. No, you love
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: your girl, yes or no? Yes, but if I didn't
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: business with her, I would have to leave her. Do
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: you love her? Like Swiss. What? No, do you love
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: your girl? Yeah, nigga up the pot. Okay, okay.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: And then when Lisa Keith came knocking, hey D, come on.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: You leaving your beautiful black queen for another black queen?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: No, this is what I'm going to do.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go to the house and I'm going
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: to say, baby, we have an opportunity.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here. Okay? I'm going to
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: come pick for you. Rob Markman, Jr.: He cheated on Mashanda.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: What did Mashanda do? Rob Markman, Jr.: Mashanda was his artist.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Maybe she made a bad song and he was like,
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: you know what?
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: You're not as talented as I thought you were. Oh,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I fucked up, bro. Rob Markman, Jr.: That's a turn off. Yeah.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman, Jr.: I'm just saying.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Like- Have you seen Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys like
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: crib that they bought?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman, Jr.: I'm a fan of- Andres, look this up.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: You look crazy, bro. I give a fuck about Moshanda.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Alicia Keys. I'm a fan of Alicia Keys. Yeah,
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Moshanda was a good artist too. But let's not point
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: out the fact that even the beautiful- But how do
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: you know he cheated? It's Satan.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: If they were still married, he cheated.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Exactly. I don't know he did it. Look at that.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: To the left right there. That's they house, nigga. Doing
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: all the way to the left.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Can we look at Mashanda's house? Oh, my God. I think, well,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: that's a fact. That's fair, fool. That's fair.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I'm glad there was a power couple, but let's not
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: act like a black queen didn't get hurt.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: She got loose. She never got to. Oh, that's Madonna's house.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Never mind. You put Madonna's house. That's fucked up. They
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: show Swiss B's house.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: It's hers, too.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Look. It's all three of them.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: See?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: They probably out over it now.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: Look.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: See?
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Everything is right. She's happy that he got her. I
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: can't believe that's what.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Hey, I ain't going to lie. At least you keep
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: the cold. Come on, bro. But I ain't going to lie.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: How you going to turn out a girl that made
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: New York? Fuck New York.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: No one?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Bro, but I'm saying... And by the way, New York...
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: You can't live with yourself turning that down. And by
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: the way, New York wasn't... When she went about ruining
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: a happy home. How you know that? How you know
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: it was a happy home? You over there spreading misinformation.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I want to let you right out. If you and
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: your girl are fighting, AD. I'm not hitting a bitch.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I don't do that. Well, maybe you should.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: That's that Ricky Ricardo shit. He was beating the shit
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: out of Lucy. Are we not talking about Diddy right now?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Ricky Ricardo. Hey, who's that? Do your research. Okay. Okay, AD,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: so if you're fighting with your girl right now. No,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not. No, damn. Why are you so on guard, bitch? Nigga,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: I got a bitch. No, if you were fighting with
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: your girl. You trying to Swiss beast me, kiddo. No, no.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: You trying to Swiss beast yourself. No, I'm not.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I'm saying if you're fighting with your girl, if you're
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: fighting with your girl, and by the way, I want
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: to make it very clear. If I want my bitch
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: and Alicia Keys comes knocking, Fuck my bitch, too.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I just want to make that very clear.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Andrea's laughing because you see Ricky Ricardo. He was whooping
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: her ass. He did not love Lucy, nigga.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I want to let you know right now. Like, if
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Karol G comes, like, Bobby.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, you would let her?
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I'm leaving my bitch for Karol G. What the fuck?
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Karol G's not. Whoa, are you fucking serious? I don't know.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: She looks good sometimes.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: No, that's some hate right there. That's not cool.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: And I love her. I love her. But she has, like,
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: a masculine face sometimes. You don't think so?
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: She's still Karol G. She don't look like a tranny.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: A little bit.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: No. Well, okay. Wait, is there any man that you
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: would like leave anybody? Yes, Raul Alejandro. Raul Alejandro. Look
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: up Raul Alejandro. He's a five. That's what a five-two goddess, Bob.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: He's five-two?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: He's not five-two.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: He's short for the hose.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: You can't blame me for that one.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Latina hose would. Andrea would quit this job if you
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: told her to quit this job right now.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I really would. He's hot. You can't blame me.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Do you think he's not? I don't know, cuz. I
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: don't know, cuz.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Shout out to him.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right. She said that's the one. Hey,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: who's one person you're leaving your girl for? Me? All right, now,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: no bullshit, no bullshit. All right, Precious, bro. I always
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: loved her.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Because I know what that's going to do for me.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Wait, Precious from the movie? Yeah. You crazy. Gabrielle. She
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: got a white nigga, too. Who's this bitch? That's Precious.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I ain't going to lie. Classic world, by the way.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I ain't going to lie. Look, you got to think
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: about it, right? Nah, nah. Let me tell you something. Nah.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: No, listen, listen, listen. Hear me out. Hear me out. Okay,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: what about you? Just imagine I'm hitting the red carpets
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: with her, right? I'm not hitting her. No, listen. I'm
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: hitting the red carpets with her, right? Okay. Back and forth, right?
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: All that's going to do is put that attention on
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: me and all the girls are going to be like,
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Why did she get to have him?
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: And they don't think that I'm not shallow. You feel me?
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: So then once she mix up like Swiss Beats and
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: you feel me? She's my Mashanda. Damn nigga, the world
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: is my.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Oyster, bro. Oh, wait, wait. So you're using her? I
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: got a plan. I don't like using a fat bitch
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: to get a better bitch. She ain't fat no more, though.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: She lost weight. Man, get the fuck out of here.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: She got on a cracker. Damn, you fucking that AD
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: for real? Yeah, nigga, for the greater good, I got to. No,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying is.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: You gotta start thinking about your future, bro. No, no,
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying is, who you leaving your girl for
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: right now?
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I just said it. You crazy as fuck.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Wait, I want to see her now. Oh, okay.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, what? She lost a lot of weight, bro.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: She lost a lot of weight.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Shout out to that black queen, man.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Holler at me. If you did something like that to me,
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I feel really offended.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: If you left me for somebody like that, that's crazy.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Why can't she fight it?
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: So wait a minute. So if I left you for
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: a bad bitch, you wouldn't be mad?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: You're going to be mad either way. I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: I really wouldn't.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: That's a lie. Wait, wait, wait.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: I would be upset.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: I would be upset. But that's offensive. Are you mocking
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: she's fighter because she's black? Please answer correctly. I'm walking
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: off this motherfucker. Oh, God. For a precious AD shit, bro.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: And by the way, big girl, I want to let
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you guys know that he's going to use you guys
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: for the world to think that he's not shallow, but
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: he is because he would never be.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm just saying. He would never be. Fool,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: you used to charge fat bitches to suck your dick.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Yes or no? Charge them? Did you not? It was
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: part of the job. Did you not? It was part
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: of the job. Did you not used to make fat
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: bitches give you money to suck your dick? It wasn't
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: just fat bitches. It was everybody. You were a prostitute
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: for the fat bitches. No, I wasn't a prostitute, but listen.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: If there was a girl that liked me and she
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: was like, hey, I want to spend some time with you.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: But she was having sex?
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, I want an Xbox. I can either
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: work for the Xbox or you can buy me the Xbox. So, yeah,
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: if you want to give me some head with that,
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: it's a double whammy.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: But usually the ones that would do that were the
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: big girls. They was a little plump. They was one
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: pieces away.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: They was all right.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Nah, see. That's fucked up.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: But some of them I seen later in the future,
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: and they took that fat and put that shit in
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: their ass, and they didn't want to deal with me then.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: They're like, you like me now, huh? Big fat ass.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Like literal. So I seen the prostano. Like literal fat ass.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: They nice. They took the fat out the stomach and
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: put it behind. And they like, mm-mm. They wasn't fucking
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: with you no more?
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Mm-mm. They was like, I bought you that Xbox and
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: I ain't never seen you again. I was playing Halo, bro.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: You was like that?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. I was a homosexual, bro. A what? Homosexual. Oh, homosexual. Yeah,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I had nowhere to live, bro.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Oh, so you were living
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: with these bitches? Temporarily. That's what I was telling them.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I had a home. Wait, so you would tell these bitches, wait.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Like, I would drive like two hours just to get
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: like $ 200. And I'll stay out there for like two days.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Then you drive two hours?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Where the fuck these bitches were living that were paying
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: you for dick?
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, like way in the IE and shit
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: How did you get this gig?
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: How did you get this gig?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: He had a pimp and pimp was sharp. No. Get
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: out there, bitch. How did you get this game?
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: How'd you find these girls?
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: No, they find me. You know what I'm saying?
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: There's no way.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? There's no way. You don't think
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: no one would inquire me at the time? What the fuck?
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: How would they know that this was a thing? Like
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: they were sliding around.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you something. Tell the truth. You ain't
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: never liked nobody and they never asked you for no money? Nobody? No.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: What type of niggas you deal with?
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Regular ones.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, she's a gold digger then. There's nothing
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: wrong with that. I didn't say it was. If she's
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: a gold digger, you're a gold digger too.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: It was filthy scamming. Yeah, damn.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: What the fuck, E.D.? Yeah, bro. At one time, I
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: stopped fucking with a girl because she promised me she
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: was going to give me an Xbox. I don't know
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: why I'd always revert it back to Xboxes. She promised
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: she was going to give me an Xbox, and she
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: couldn't get it in time. And I was like, you
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: know what?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: This ain't going to work. I wanted to play Halo 3.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Where were you using your Xbox if you don't have
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: a place to stay?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: No, I lied. I had a place to stay.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, you had a spot.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: That was my line. I need to buy an Xbox.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: At the time, Xbox was $ 300.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: So that was the sweet spot.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Did you ever order, let's say there was three bitches
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: that were inquiring you, you ever ordered three Xbox and
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: you got three Xbox?
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Nah, because I would always tell them to give me
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: the cash for it, and I'd just go buy from GameStop.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Oh! You feel me?
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: So three, that would have been a shit of G.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: That would have lasted me like six months back then.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: My haircut was only $ 5 at the time.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Yeah, man.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: How old were you?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Like 17. It was last year. That's crazy, fool. What
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: kind of shit were you on? Bro, I was trying
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: to make it, bro. I was surviving. Have you seen
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: any of them now? Nah, they can't talk to me now.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I don't like to face my pants, bro. You know
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying?
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Sometimes, you know, you'll go to like, you'll walk past
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: somebody in Vegas and be like, hey, you just got
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: to act like you don't know them.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: You just, you know what I mean? Just get away,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: get out of there. I love me a little prostitute
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: in Vegas. No, not a prostitute. It was a dark time, bro.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Wait, so you wouldn't say hi?
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Nah, I can't, man. I don't want to face them
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: demons again. I'm like the hoe that put the thing
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: on their arm and shit. I don't want to regress
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: and start asking for Xboxes again.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. They were good to you.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: But see, they really wasn't because instead of giving me
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: money to invest into my future, they wanted me to
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: play video games.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: So did they really care about me like that? What future?
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: We're talking about your rappery. It worked out, right?
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but not with the Xbox money. Did you ever
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: pay for a student session from the Xbox money?
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck no. That was your bad, though.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: That was on you.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: But you got to think about it. None of them
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: bitches said, you know what? You're better than just somebody
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: playing games. They just wanted me to play Halo, and
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: they was cool with that. So why would I associate
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: myself with somebody that's cool with me just playing video games?
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: So I can't talk to you in the future. Because
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: she gave you some head about you in the Xbox.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Head is head.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: She gave you some type of... emotional, like, feeling, good feeling.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: You're mad because they didn't want better for you?
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What? Wouldn't it should be that you didn't want
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: better for yourself?
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Imagine if somebody was like, you know what, fuck that Xbox.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Let me take you and put money on your.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Did you tell them, did you tell them like, hey,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I really wanted the Xbox, but I can really use
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: the money for a studio session?
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't tell them that. I want the Xbox.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: But they supposed to read in between the lines and
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: see the greatness in me and they didn't do that.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: These bitches ain't fucking mind readers.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: They're fucking prostitute buyers.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: No, they're not prostitute buyers because I wasn't a hoe, bro.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: A.D.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: No, that's not a ho.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: It's just if you wanted a piece of my time
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: and take me away from inquiring other Xboxes, somebody had
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: to do it.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: A.D., you were a ho, fool. No, bro, I wasn't, bro. A.D.,
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: if you're driving two hours to meet up somebody late night.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: You see how she said she don't think she had
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: a ho face?
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think I was a ho.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: No, you definitely did.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: You definitely were a whore. Promiscuous, maybe. What's the difference
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: between hoe and promiscuous? I'm not sure.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: It's different.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: See, she knows. She got to look up and say,
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: am I a hoe? And they're like, no, you're just promiscuous.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: You're just promiscuous.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: But no, I feel like now it's more okay to
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: be a hoe now. You can give me water for
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: being a hoe.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: It depends on what stage in your life you're in,
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: low key.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: But I feel like girls that are hoes now, they're
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: proud to be hoes though.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: They really are.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: They got like hoe rights now.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Some girls really are out there about it.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and if you want to be a hoe and
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: you live out your hoeness, I appreciate you because you
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: need hoes.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, stand on it.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Hoes are definitely needed in the game.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: For sure, for sure.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I think that's very much like, we don't need all
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: you bitches to be wifeys. We need some of you
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: fools to just be down and dirty.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: And hoes need to be your wife, bro. For now,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: all of you guys can find love. If that was
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: the case, the world would be a perfect place.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: But see, I have a problem with that because then
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: you can't be sad because you don't have a man
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: or you can't find a man if you know you're
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: a hoe. Like you can't complain that you can't find
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: a good man because you know you're a hoe.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: But hoe is the best job because instead of one man,
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: they can get all the men.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Think about it. Yeah, but then you go home and
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: sleep in your bed at night and cry to God,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: you know? But if you're a hoe, you always have
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: someone to sleep with if you're good at your job.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: It gets old. It has to get up.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: How do you know? Because she was a hoe. See,
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: you just got her. You ain't promiscuous. You ain't promiscuous.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: You were the whore. You get the H.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I wasn't. But it has to be sad. There's no way.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: So was you ever sad at home alone?
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know because I was in the hoe.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying. Have you ever been sad? Okay, AD.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: You have like 30 baby mamas, right? I have two. Okay. Eesh.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Eesh.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Two is bad?
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Eesh.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: For a 37-year-old man? You're almost at three. That looks
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: like me? You're almost at three. Let's be honest. Bro. No.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: She said that looks like me.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a joint. What the fuck? Okay, okay.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: I should have 10 kids around this motherfucker right now.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: 37? Black really don't crack. Look at this. Come on, pops.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Hey, and my kids are 10 years apart?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Actually, that's not too bad.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's not bad.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Because you were a whore.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: I had my daughter when I was broke. I had
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: my son when I had the little chips.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Now? Oh, man. Okay, okay, okay, A.D. I be having
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: to spray repellent to keep the bitches away from me.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? A.D., A.D., A.D., you're telling.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Me you never, like, right, like, when, in that gap between, like,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: let's say your first kid and your second kid, right?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: And let's say you were just, like, you were out
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: there living life and you were in the club with O.T.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: and Joe Moses and popping bottles and fucking snow bunnies
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: and all types of white bitches.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Wait, first of all, it wasn't snow bunnies, right? You
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: shut up.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: I've been around you. You fucking snow bunnies. Well, listen,
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: have I fucked snow bunnies? Yes, but I'm saying that
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: wasn't the norm. Okay, what I'm saying is you up
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: there doing it up, right? Mm-hmm.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: And then let's say one night you were feeling it.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Nasty or feeling full of lust and you went home
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: and you laid down for it and you looked at
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: the sky and you're like, damn God, I'm lonely?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: You never went to that? Fuck no. Oh, get the
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: fuck out of here. You never felt like I was lonely? Yes,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: you did.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Because you was fat as fuck back then. Nobody wanted
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: to sleep with your ass, bro. I ain't never been
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: that big.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: No. To where I'm fucking lonely, bro? No. You know
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying? Lonely like.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: You're probably always entertaining somebody then.
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: That makes you a hoe.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: No. Yes. No, that means you always keep your options open.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: But what I'm saying... Because think about it, bro.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Your bitch can get hit by a car tomorrow and
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: do you want to go searching for a new bitch?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Okay, let's talk about that. How long are
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: you waiting?
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: To what?
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: To move on.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: If your bitch dies? Yeah. Honestly?
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Honestly.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: At the funeral. At the funeral. What? No, honestly, I can...
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I'm fucking the funeral director.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: I can see myself, like, taking, like, a year.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, get the fuck out of here!
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: A year doing nothing.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Like, not talking to anyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Because I'm going to be, like, devastated that she died
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: losing me.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: How long are you waiting?
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It depends.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Damn, that's bad.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: That's bad.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: I'd say... Five years.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: You a motherfucking liar. You are a motherfucking liar. Ain't
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: no five years.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: That's my partner and we have kids together. Or my husband.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: A year later, I'm with somebody else. You're tripping.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Nobody's going to be mad if you happen to start
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: dating a year later.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: No.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Nah, people would be mad. People would be really mad.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, so let me tell you this, right? And my
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: uncle had went through this, right? So, my Aunt Wendy
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: died when I was like nine.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Your Aunt Wendy. Yeah, my Aunt Wendy died when... How
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: did she die? Lupus, I believe. Lupus.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Andrea has lupus as well. You do? Shit. Don't laugh. Bro,
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: hold on, hold on, hold on. Don't laugh. Oh, shit. Anyways.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: God damn it. Hold on. Really, AD?
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: I expected from Duna, but you.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: You're laughing at her lupus? I bet you didn't laugh
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: at your Tia Wendy. Okay, she had lupus. So.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: She had lupus. Reset. Okay. Okay.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: So, my uncle, I want to say that he probably
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: didn't bring another woman into his life, like, officially. I
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: want to say, like, maybe 10 years later.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your uncle's gay. No, no, no, no.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: But... This is the catch. He lives across the street
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: from his mother-in-law. Like literally directly across the street still
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: to this day.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: To Tia Wendy's mom? Yes. Okay.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: And once he bought a new woman in, I want
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: to say 10 years later, like they just start beefing
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: like they hated that shit.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: So I feel like- Wait, 10 years? He waited 10 years?
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: That's mad respectable.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Listen, I don't know if it's an exact 10 years,
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: but it was definitely, I didn't see like Somebody that
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: my uncle was dating for a long time. Wasn't it
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: maybe the mother-in-law of your Aunt Wendy was seeing him
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: bring different.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Women in maybe? No, it wasn't like that.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: Just 10 years later. I think it was like about
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: 10 years. But still to this day, they don't talk.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: But see, that's wrong.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: They live across the street from each other. But they
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: have kids? They have kids? Yeah, three.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: And I used to live there, right? So I lived
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: with my uncle's house for a little while. And I
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: used to see like.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Was that fossil by you fucking next book?
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: No.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: No. No, but bro, it's the weirdest shit because you
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: would see my auntie's mom, like when I walk out,
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: me and my uncle together, and she'd be like, hi, Armand.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: And like, he's not there. And my uncle's a great man, bro.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: He was like my dad, bro. He's a great man.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: But what if it's like one of those mystery things
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: to where like, where like maybe your uncle killed Tia Wendy?
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: No, he didn't do that. No, bro. I don't know
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: if it's crazy.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like, still to this day, they don't talk.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: They don't like each other. I don't get it.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Ten years is a good enough time. I don't know
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: why she's mad.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: I don't believe you'd do five years. I would. Mm-mm.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: You have one of those eyes.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: I would. You would have to be trusted you would
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: be devastated yes of course there's a love of my
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: life and he died.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: You can find new love jesus christ no it's not
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: that easy you're waiting one year he's not even waiting
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: a year yes i am no you're not no that
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: doesn't sound like you know why because you're gonna be
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: like oh.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: She's dead? I can't get screen time? Honestly, fool, I
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: don't know how long. That's crazy. You know what? You
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: know what, fool? Man, bro, you'll do one of your concerts.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Hit a little bump, and you'll be right there. You
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: know what?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about, I didn't see my mom. I didn't know.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: My mom could have been fucking somewhere else, not at
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: the $ 9, 000. Listen, I love your mom. I can tell.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: I love your mom, too. I know what she was doing.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: I seen your mom.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: So this dude was sleeping. She knew you had sleep apnea.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: You wasn't waking up. Hey, pound town. Your mama was
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: in pound town.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: She was. With me. I mean, hey. I'm going to say,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: hey mama, get inside a new deal. Get up in there.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Valium, nigga. But no, no, no.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: I did it for, my dad left like at 11,
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: when I was 11, 12. Rob Markman What did you say?
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Nah. I didn't really know. I was like, oh shit,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: he's got a haiku? But I didn't- Rob Markman I
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: never asked you that.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Did you ever like walk in on your dad like
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: smoking rocks?
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Nah, what the fuck? I'm just asking. No, no, no.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: I went in there after that. Why are you laughing
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: at that? Why are you laughing at my parents? Let's go.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: No, we're not doing that.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: What? Okay.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: He's seen him. You've talked about how you... No, no, no.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is... I'm talking about how long you
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: go until you start fucking again or whatever. My mom.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't see my mom with somebody until I was 18.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: From like... So seven years? Seven... It's not bad. And
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: then even then... Even then.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I, uh, she, uh, what's it called? And, and, but
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: he wasn't dead yet. So my mom was just heartbroken
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: for like seven years.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: You said he wasn't dead yet? No, like last, so
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: my dad left to Mexico. Oh, I thought he was dead.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, no, no.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: He died. Motherfucker, he died recently. I was next to you,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: you piece of shit. I don't remember. Wow, wow. You
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: don't remember either. I do remember. Oh, okay. I was
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: sitting with Chano Jumper right next to you. That would
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: not be. I remember your scamming ass daddy. Yeah, what
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: about that one? Yeah, I think it's a difference. You know,
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: he did have a four-year-old brother. No, I have a
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: seven-year-old brother and a one-year-old sister.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Yeah. How is your dad?
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: You don't know? That's not even really his dad. 60-something?
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Actually, AD looks a lot like his dad.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't look like my mom.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Were you depressed when your parents got divorced? Nah. I
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: told this story before, too.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: My mom, I didn't think me and my brothers and
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: sisters understood what was happening. So my mom was like, yeah,
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: me and dad getting a divorce. And you guys have
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: a little sister.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: We was like, yay!
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: So I'm like, damn, my mom probably was depressed fucking
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: hearing that, telling us that shit. And here we are
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: cheering that we got a fucking sibling that we didn't
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: know existed and shit.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: What sister is that? My little sister, the one you
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: said you like. Fine ass. Thanks, bro. Thanks. Hey, hey, Andres,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: would you be depressed if your parents got divorced? Right now?
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: I think he would.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: You're gay. Right now?
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he would.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Why is he gay? Like, bro, you're 36. No, he would.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: He's fucking 25. He would. He's 36, bro.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Andres' parents, they go to the Dodger games. They go
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: on dates.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, they fix themselves. There was a bumpy road, and
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: they were about to get divorced. Where he's at? Oh, yeah.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. You know why? They figured out.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I was like, fuck. They figured out that nobody wanted
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: their ass, and it was better together. That's true. They
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: try to make it work.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: You think people stay because of that?
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, because they put their stuff out there. They
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: make their little stupid-ass Facebook posts, and ain't nobody biting, but.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: And Facebook. Your mom was like, this and this? Nah. Wait, wait.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: So right now, if they were to get divorced, you'll
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: be sad? No, I wouldn't be sad about it. I'd
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: be like, damn. I'd be more worried about my fucking,
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: my little brother. Okay, what else? What if they're divorced,
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: and your mom introduced you to a black man? This
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: is Leroy. That would break his heart. And not because
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: he's a different man.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: And not just a regular black man, like a big
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: ass buff black man. You feel me? You go crazy,
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: he'll lift your ass up.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: You feel me? Full car ice.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: On his own mom.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, was Jen sad when you and your baby BD
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: broke up?
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was sad.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: What is baby D? No, no. Her and her BD. Oh,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: you got a kid? How many? Two. Two baby daddies?
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: No.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I'm about to say. Hey, you wanted you to be
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: like him so bad. Because, nigga, how somebody got two kids?
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I got two kids. She's talking about her. And you
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: got two kids. Stop it.
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: No, no, no. I know that's out.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: How is somebody with two kids going to justify with
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: two kids?
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: I said I got two baby mamas. She said.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, one baby daddy yes, but listen a nigga can't
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: just deal with you and hit it real quick They
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: got to deal with you and feed the kids and
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: all that shit too.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Two of them little motherfuckers. Oh, yeah, bro You coming
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: with a lot of stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah, and especially
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: they bad do any of them got super teeth?
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: No, not that I ain't been like, hey, this motherfucker's bad,
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: bro Bro Her little son, you'll.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Love a fool. He's the funniest person ever.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: The daughter's like super like, you know, every once in
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: a while, you meet a kid that's like nine, but
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: they act like fucking 20-year-olds?
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 100%. Yeah, that's how her daughter.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, her daughter's like super like, good morning, good afternoon,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: like that vibe.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bad vibes, man.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Hey.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: That baby got bad vibes. No, no. The little one, though,
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: the little one, that fool's a motherfucker. He's funny, though, bro.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: And he's a good sport. You can play with him
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: like he's a, like, you know what I'm saying? He's tight.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: You ever have silver teeth? For sure. Silver teeth, diabetes, everything.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: The Mexican kids when we was little had silver teeth.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: It was bad. They used to bite people, bro. AD.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: What?
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: You think just all little Mexican kids had silver teeth?
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Nah, nigga.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: My son had silver teeth before. I had to switch
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: them out. He was bad? Yeah. He bit people too.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Nah, nah.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: See, I... Yeah, that's different.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Wait.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: So that makes her the same as you? She has
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: two kids? No. Yes. No, she has one baby daddy.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Though, fool.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: You have two big mamas and you're with somebody else?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: I don't have to.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: On your way to the third.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: On the way to the third. Hey, three big mamas
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: is crazy.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: That's the bar right there. I'm like, three is like, two?
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Just look at me. He doesn't understand. No, no, but
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: the relationship with his first one is mad cool.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. AD, AD. Both of them are cool. AD, L.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: The second one was a little rough patch. We had
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: to get over it, but we're a team now. I
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: seen that one time.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I was there through a rough patch. 100%. I was like, oh,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: I've never seen parents fight like this. We good now.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Because my mom and my dad, well, because I was
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: on the car with him.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I've never seen a black
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: couple fight.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: My first baby mama, she can come spend the night
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: and all that. She can chill on the couch if
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: she wanted to.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: One time you said you were walking in, and when
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: you saw your baby mama on the date the first time, you.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Were like, hey. I closed the door. I'm like, hey,
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: you guys have a good time, kids. You know what
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: I'm saying?
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I wanted to be great. Maybe you're going on a
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: double date right now with BD? Yeah, we... Do you
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: still love your baby daddy? When's the last time we cracked?
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. She strikes me as good. When's the last
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: time we cracked? She can't have no lonely night. She
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: go back.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: I see that smile, bro. We get along really well.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: We get along really well.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: You know who they remind me of? You and First BM. Like,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: they get along good like that. So is he ugly?
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: No. Wait, what?
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Is your big mama ugly?
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: No, I'm talking about her. Why she doesn't like him?
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: If y'all get along like that.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Also, you think it's based off looks? Nothing would have
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: to do with the heart. Yeah. A.D., you're looking at
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: this like I'm mad. A.D., you think you're the prize, huh? No, no, no.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Fucking homosexual? How? I'm not the prize. Wait, wait, wait. So, A.D.,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: is your baby mama good looking? Yes. So then? So
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: how come you don't like her? What do you mean?
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: How come you don't like her?
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: She's good looking.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: She laughed at me back then. Probably because I was
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: searching for Xboxes. I deserved it. Oh, so you're hurt.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: What you mean? She broke your heart. She's the one
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: that got away. She broke my heart. She's the one
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: that got away. He's hurt.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: He's hurt.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: No. Yeah, that's what you're saying. No.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Because the argument with Andres, why are you not with
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: him if you like him?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Is he ugly?
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: So you don't think she's ugly, so why are you
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: not with her? It's not about looks with me, bro.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: It was about the opportunity. I was searching for Xboxes.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: My big mom couldn't give me an Xbox at the time,
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: so I had to go searching for something else.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: So you would never get back with her?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: She couldn't give me an Xbox, but she gave me one.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: I don't go backwards with anything. I do in life.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: If you had me one time in your life, just
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: thank God for the great times that we had.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: You would always cherish that. I'm like, he used to
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: not matter. He's always like, do no. If you ever
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: have a baby mama, never go back. He's been embedding
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: that in my head since I met him. Yeah, don't
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: do that. Yeah, and tell the people why.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: Because you don't, listen, first of all, you don't want
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: to fuck up feelings and then you can't really be
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: good at co-parenting if you're mixing that in there and
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: stuff too. So I look with my baby mama's, We're teammates.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: And we have to play the game to make sure
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: that our kid. How many teams you got? I got
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: two teams, man.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Almost three. I got to make sure that my son
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: and my daughter. I got to make sure my son
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: and my daughter is on point.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: You feel me? And then when you look like this,
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: you don't have to go back.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Hey, hey. For yourself, for
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: the show. For what I'll tell your baby mamas and
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: your girl. I would do it. I don't know if
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: they'd all be down. But I'm down. That'd be a
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: legendary podcast. I wouldn't do that.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: All four of you? It's up, papa. I feel like
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: you guys will get a deal in a month. Yeah,
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: but that's a lot, though, bro.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: It's a lot. That's an all-three woman that's seen your pee-pee, papa. Yeah,
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: that's good, though.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: I ain't tripping on that one. You going to rank
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: this shit?
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, tell the world. Because I'm about to leave
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: all three of y'all. What the fuck?
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Rapper vibes, podcast vibes, Gabler moonbags. Shout out to Brock's face, man.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: It's barely fantasy. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Shout out to
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Pauly Market. Shout out to Pauly Market. We beefing, kid.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: We beefing, kid.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Hey, did we put any topics? Oh, this is hilarious.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Before I do, I got to get out of here. No,
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: we can do like 20 more minutes. That was funny
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: as fuck, bro. Oh, this one.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Oh. Oh, okay.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: So look.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: That's a good one. Okay.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, by the way, before we forget that,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: are you keeping up with that girl that killed her
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: three kids?
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: A little bit. Andrea, you keeping up with that?
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: A lot of white bitches be doing crazy shit. Jesus Christ, AD.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying. That is some white people shit. It is.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: What is the vibe on that? Did she do it
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: or she didn't do it?
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: She did it. She's not fighting that she didn't do it.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: She's fighting that her mental state- She don't remember, right?
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Postpartum psychosis.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: She had postpartum psychosis, so they really can't blame her
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: for the way that she was acting. And so they
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: think that the husband was also feeding her drugs and-
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: telling her all kinds of shit, talking to her at night,
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: and then this is what made her or drove her
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: to do what she did.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Because he's not even mad about it either.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: He's just like, oh, she did it and I forgive her,
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: but she was seriously ill, which is why I forgive her.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Like, she looked for help.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I ain't going to lie for a bitch kills my kid.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bitch, fuck you. Postpartum or not, I think as
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: just a father. She wouldn't have made it to trial. Bitch,
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: you got a death penalty. I don't care what happens.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: I would have fed that bitch some Xboxes. Threw Xboxes
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: on that bitch's head. Mm-hmm. Eat this hard drive, bitch.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: So people are, okay. And Jared, you as a woman,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: you went through postpartum?
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: I think so, yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Take the kids. Take the kids. This is what I've
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: heard before. This is what I've heard before. I've heard that,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: I've heard that, I've heard.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Stories where girls said that when they go through postpartum,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I've heard it from friends and people, you know, obviously
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: they love their kids, but they went through a phase
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: where they'll be carrying their kids and they said that
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: sometimes they just want them to let it go.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: That's a real thing, right? That's what I heard. That one,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: that's real. I wouldn't even play with that.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: I know a lot of women that went through postpartum.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Are you hating your kids because of how you look after?
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. It's one, a hormonal imbalance because
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: your body went through so much. And two, I think
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: it stems from maybe poor support. Your life has changed.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: You not only have to heal your body and everything
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: and you look different, but you have to take care
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: of this whole human being that you were not ready for.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Shit, I'm going to fucking.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: And that's the problem with fucking bitches just having babies popping.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Them out when they're not ready and prepared. Yep. Yeah.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Extreme sleep exhaustion and overwhelming life stress.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you have a new baby, you don't get
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: any sleep.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, you didn't get no sleep at all.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: It's bad.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: And sometimes the dad, he going to sleep through that motherfucker. Yeah. Oh,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? You went through that, huh? No, I didn't. Okay.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: You probably were the one sleeping.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah? Nah, he wasn't sleeping. He was playing baseball. Bitch,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I'm on Halo right now.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Andrea, you never like, like we're holding Jan or Aaron,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: and you're like, man, what if I just let him
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: go right now?
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: No. My baby daddy was really involved. He was really helpful.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: She's a great guy. She's a great guy. Yeah, why
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: didn't you get back with her? I've heard that before.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: That's what I've heard before.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: I've heard babies die from baby shaking syndrome.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: They do. What's that?
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: When the mom will hold the baby and just shake it.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: They could die from that. Oh, because their brain. Yeah. Wait,
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: what the fuck?
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: A lot of babies die.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: But why would the mom shake it?
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: They're just crazy.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: They get tired, bro. Crazy, hormonal, overstimulated. Oh, like they
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: get frustrated? Yeah, they get frustrated. Like, shut up!
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: They can't deal with it.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: That's why it's good if you have a child to
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: have a good support system. And make sure that you're ready, man.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait. So right now, they just said baby's born?
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: And I'm ready to just grab it and go like this?
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: You can kill him.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: That's a thing? But the mother won't get charged? Also, too,
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: don't touch the soft spot.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: On the head?
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, on the head.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: Here and back here.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: But that's why you're not supposed to throw newborns in
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: the air.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yes.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: And you were doing that last time.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: You couldn't do the baby, bro. How long until you
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: could do that?
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Like six months.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: I would even do six months. I would do a year.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Like a year?
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: A year.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't throw my baby in those six months. No, no,
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: obviously nobody's throwing. Obviously nobody's getting to the hospital. I
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: get what you guys mean.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: I see, I see.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Also, you're not supposed to touch the soft spot either.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: No. Have you done that before? Tell the truth. No, motherfucker. Okay,
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: make it short, bro.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: You're not supposed to kiss.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Babies in the mouth. I don't have any kids. Yeah,
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: but you've been around babies. Yeah, but he's a nephew.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: But I hold them like this. Well, honestly, I'm scared
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: of holding them because their neck just be like.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe like me when I'm drunk or something.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: So I just try to hold them like this, right?
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Like to hold their head. Yeah, you got to cradle
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: them and make sure their head is supported and stuff. Yeah.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I try not to carry babies because I don't want
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: the fucking shaking down syndrome shit to happen and then.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: I'm just like.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: You're going to be charged.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck? You're going to be charged. It's crazy. Wait,
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: do mothers get charged?
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I think so. I think so, but again, it goes
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: back to like they can fight it because their mental
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: state was not In the right place.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, can't they like scan their brain and see like... The.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Hormonal levels, they dry her blood.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: So she's not fighting that she didn't do it.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: She knows she did it.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: She's fighting that she wasn't in her right state of mind.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: So if they can prove that she wasn't in her
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: right state of mind.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: She might be free. Not free.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: I think she'll still do it.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: They probably put her in like a psych ward or
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: something like that, but she could possibly get out.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Or just give her life. Because what was that one...
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: She took three kids, papa. What was that one lady
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: they let off that killed her? Ofa Lagrona.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I'm just kidding. No, it was somebody, Andres,
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: look it up. Some girl, Lacey, is it Lacey?
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lacey Peterson. No, that's not Lacey Peterson.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: It may be. I forgot her name, but like she
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: killed her kid. Wait, wait, wait. Is that why?
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: No, Lacey Peterson is the.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, is that why that gypsy
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: bitch was able to kill her grandma or her mom
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: and then they got away?
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: Well, no.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: That was different, right?
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: That was different. She was like torturing them down there?
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: No, not Lindsay Clancy. Just, damn, it was, bro, it
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: was like a real big case. And there was a lady,
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: she got off. She killed her kid.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I don't know, fool. I don't know how
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: that works. That's kind of scary. Yeah, bro. Let me
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: see if it pop up. She didn't get charged at all?
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Casey Anthony. That's her name.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: She was tried in 2011 for the murder of her
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: two-year-old daughter, Kaylee, but a jury found her not guilty
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: of murder. She was only convicted of a misdemeanor counts
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: of lying to law enforcement.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: How did she kill her?
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: It's a cold one. Look up how Casey Anthony, how
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: she killed her two-year-old.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Yeah, she got off, bro.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: This was like big, too, bro. Like really big? Yes, nigga.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: This was like all over the news. I didn't see
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: this one. It was a big trial. Yeah, this was
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: like 2011, I think. Suffocation, yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: What?
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Using chloroform and duct tape.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: And she's free?
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's free.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: And look what it says.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: The state claimed that she... Look what it says. The
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: state claimed Casey wanted to get rid of her child
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: and continue her carefree life of partying.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Wow. Wait, what? Yeah.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: The defense claims that Kaylee accidentally drowned in the family's
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: above ground swimming pool. And it says, cover up the
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: defensive ledge that Casey's father panicked and disposed of the body,
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: even though George denied all this.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Scroll down.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and she got acquitted of that. So, yeah, that
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: little girl got murdered. And it's all type of little
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: twists and turns with that.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: But, yeah, they let her go.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Nah, that's crazy, fool.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: Wait, so right now- So I don't think they know
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: exactly how she died. But I think she was duct taped.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: And it says she potentially drowned. It was a whole
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: bunch of shit, but yeah, they let her off. So
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: there's that.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Is going to a psych ward worse than going to prison?
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: No, but then you're really in there in the night
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: for you here.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: That's the least.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: I think they strap your arms together, put you in
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: that room, make sure you don't kill yourself and shit.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: But Good Burger made it seem like it was fun.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: They was in there dancing and shit. Like, that shit
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: was fun.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, if you're sleepy,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: let's just say you have, that was a face, right?
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: The Cyborg shit is a face. You see Good Burger, huh?
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: I think this wasn't the Cyborg shit. like... Hey, bro, look,
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: go to YouTube and show a dude on that clip
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: real quick. We got it, we got it, we got it,
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: we got it. I'll just say it on the side, bro.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: I know a clip, I know a clip, I know
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: a clip. They was in the psych ward dancing and shit. No,
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying is like if you're chilling in the
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: psych ward and you got a phase, right?
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Let's say you had your postpartum. That's about three months,
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: but you're there. Now you're sobering up. You're trying to
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: sleep and you're there. Yes.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Nah, Pop. That's crazy. I think it's like High School Musical.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: It's just with crazy people. Fuck. Yeah. Like, I can
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: think about you in a psych ward and you just
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: hear people singing like.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: A whole new world. You know what I'm saying? Strapped
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: up and shit.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Strapped up? Yeah. Bro, what the fuck? Then make sure
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: you can't hurt yourself. I'm scared of shit like that.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: So yeah, so would you rather go there or prison?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: I ain't gonna lie. At least prison, you can like
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: play dominoes or.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Something to cars.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: Nah, not if you... I feel like for things like that,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: like for example, that girl with the Gabriel Hernandez case,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: I hear they beat her like.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, she deserves it though.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: She deserves it. That's what I'm saying. I feel like
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: if you go.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: That's one of the worst fucking like documentaries I've ever seen.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the shit where they threw like They
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: like make yourself where they throw like hot water, like
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: boiling water on her.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Good. Spit on her. Yeah, fuck that bitch. Yeah.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Fuck that stupid, dumb, fat, ugly, bass bitch. Fucking piece
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: of shit ass bitch. Stupid, dumb bitch.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Like the girl who shot at Selena too. They should
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: have threw hot water on her.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, Yolanda? Yeah, I didn't like her in the movie.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, that jealous bitch. Oh, yeah. Yolanda's a whore, bitch.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: She's almost out, I think.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. They denied it.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Ain't no way Yolanda's making it out alive, fool. You
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: killed Selena? The movie really sold it, too, by the way.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: You killed Selena? I think everybody was mad.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: By the way, you know that lady that plays that role?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: The lady?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know the lady that plays that role? They've
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: accused her of kidnapping children.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Right, Andres?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: What's your name? Bro, the lady that plays the Selena role.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: The killer. Right there. Her name is Lupe. Oh, wait. No,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: that's not her. My bad. My bad. I don't know
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: what Lupe did. No, no, no, no, no. Not Lupe.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Not Lupe. My bad. That's not her. That's not her. No, yeah,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: that's not her. Nah, that's not her. I confused- You
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: know I can just spread misinformation. I confused her with-
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Lupe didn't do anything, bro.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, is it her, Suzy? No, no, no, if I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: confused her with- Okay, we just stopped putting- Who's the- No, no, hey, Andres,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: who's the other- I always don't leave videos with rumors, bro.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: Andres, Andres, who's the other bitch? Who?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: See?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: See, I confused Latina woman too, not just all black people. Yeah,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: that's good. No, no.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: Conclusion.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: For who's the lady that's being accused of, like, hopefully she, like,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: takes children and shit? The actor, the famous actor. Oh, no,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: it's a scary movie. What's her name?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: La Morena or something. Y'all got like a Mexican killer, bro.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: They be like getting people in the swamps and shit.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: What's her name? La Llorona, fool. La Morena. La Morena? Nah,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: La Morena is you. La Morena, La Llorona. La Morena,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: La Morena. No, no. La Llorona, fool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: La Llorona. I didn't watch it. I just seen the trailer.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: She screams, mi Dios. That wouldn't scare me. I might
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: try to fuck. For real? I ain't going to lie.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: If a bitch killed her kids and she's a bad one, though,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: she get out of prison, you fucking even though she's.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: A kid killer? She might be rehabilitated, brother. Depending on
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: how that ass look. I ain't got no kid with her, though.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: And she ain't going to be around my kids. Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: But the practice? We're going to give her the pitazo
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: for an Xbox? For sure. Nah, that's crazy, Pops. That's crazy.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: My Xbox now is like, give me a house. Yeah.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: I'm a little high maintenance now. But you're also like
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: PS5 right now, right? I got like four of those. Okay,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: we get it then. Yeah. How many bitches you fucking?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Just one. Just one, man. One woman man now. Hey. Okay.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: The other day, I was in the car and I
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: was saying that I interviewed. We did a lot of
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: interviews with porn stars back in the beginning of our career.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We were some of the first to do it.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: I said that.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: And then somebody I was with was like, That's why
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: you like fucking Sam's because they're the same.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: It's not the same. And I was like, okay, fine.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: If Sam's are the same, then bottle girls are like strippers. Similar,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: but no. Totally.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: Because I know bottle girls who's never stripped and I
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: know strippers who's never did bottle service.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: But then there's a hybrid, right?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: The hybrid is they dress like the stripper, but they
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: only serve drinks. They're not actually taking their clothes off.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, so what I'm saying is, are they not like
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: strippers then? No, because it's the dress code for the job. Okay.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: But they don't take the clothes off because stripping technically
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: means you have to take the clothes off, right?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, when you're a bottle.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Girl and you do your little dance and you want
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: people to come by, you're essentially doing what strippers do.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: Come visit me at my job, come buy a bottle,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: come throw some money. Yes, right? Yes, and they get
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: a little piece of that. They get a little piece
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: of that, right?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: Now, some bottle service girls could get an extra tip
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: If they do it at all. And then they won't
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: turn to strippers, they'll turn to a prostitute. So it's
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: always in the same realm.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying, are they not part of the same world? Yeah,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: it's part of the same world, for sure, for sure.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: One of them just plays home plate and another one
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: plays first or second. That's fair.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: All I'm saying is that there's a big... I'm not
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: saying that they're not the same thing. Obviously, the prostitutes,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, the strippers, they're dancing on your right.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: You're slapping that shit. You can slap that shit hard.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: As long as you're throwing money, you do what you want.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: But the bartender girls ain't doing that. They bring you
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: drinks and they go back to the bar.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: The bottle girls are not doing that either.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is, is the bottle girl shaking her
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: ass yes or no? No.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: Not in the same way.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: When they bring your shit out like this, they be
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: like this. And then they go back to wherever they
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: do to go get some more bottles out. Okay, now
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: what do strippers do when they want you to throw
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: more money?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: They just going to shake their ass at you. No, no,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: I know, but they flirt with you and talk to
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: you nice. Yeah.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: When a bottle girl wants you to pop more bottles
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: under her table and you put her in, she wants
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: it back too?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: No, because it don't work like that. They do.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: What I'm saying is bottle service girls, they have to
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: split that money with all the girls. So there isn't
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: no extra initiative unless she gets up on a nigga
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: and ask him to get a direct payment in which
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: she can even get fired for that. It's not worth it, brother.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: So this is what I'm saying.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: What I'm saying is she tried to- Bro, I did
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: a lot of research on the expert.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, is that I-
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: In person. I interviewed, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like a
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: scholar in this, bro. Yeah, yeah. What I'm saying is,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: I was, I interviewed a lot of porn stars.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: She was like, and the person I was with, they
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: were like, oh, that means they're like, that means, yeah,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: now I know why you like Samson.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: I'm like, there's a big difference between strippers and porn stars.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: So let me stop you right there. Tell your girl,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: we watched a girl put a glove on. And stuck
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: her whole hand in her butt. Yes. That's not the
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: same as going to Sam's and, you know, they shaking
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: a little ass.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: This bitch put her hands in her ass. I'm with you.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. And it was bleeding. And then
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: my argument. And then my argument. It was blood, bro.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: I know. That wasn't attractive. Yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: And then my argument was, this was my argument.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, if that's the same, then bodyguards and strippers
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: are the same. Is that not a valid argument I'm having? No.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: Because it's not the same thing, though.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Papa. But porn stars and strippers aren't the same thing.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: They're not.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: You, Andrea, you were in the car and you were
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: agreeing to that they are.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Your argument was because they dress.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Women change a lot of time, bro.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: Your argument was because they wear little clothes. They're the
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: same as a stripper.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: Similar. Never said same.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: Similar.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: Are they not similar? No. He just said same ballpark.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: It's same ballpark. There's a connoisseur.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Bottle girl's not taking off their clothes.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: They're not.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: She's not going to take it to a private room.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: She's not doing all that.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: Papa, they can't take you to a private room, papa.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: The strippers can, not the waiters. The waiters can look like,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: but like I said, that's the dress code.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: If a bottle, AD, let's be honest.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: I know you're, what we're looking at is like, yes,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: bottle girls are going to look how they look.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: They're going to do the little, this shit, which I feel.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: Like they should.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Some strippers are bottle girls. I do feel like they
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: should be doing more. It replaces a good bottle. That's
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: just me, though. Some strippers are bottle girls, though. Okay,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: I feel that. So there's hybrids.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, is there not a valid that
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: they're in the same ballpark?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: Yes, there's a valid argument that they could be in
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: the same ballpark. And a lot of people would consider
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: them the same. Especially if they work at strip clubs,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: if they're a bottle girl at strip clubs.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: You feel me? You can smack that. Okay, then that's
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: a little different. Men look at it like this. Like
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: this look, like this.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: Hey, man, let me get a Red Bull. This is
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: why they're in the same ballpark, right? And that's how
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: men look at it. Hey, DeHaan, let me get a
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: Red Bull.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: No, you can get in trouble for that. Oh, stop it, AD.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: I've been there with you. No, you haven't, brother. But listen,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: this is why. AD, remember, remember. No, no. Give me
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: that gin. No.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: This is why they're in the same ballpark, though. Because
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: a man will look at it is that you have
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: to be in another man's face no matter what the
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: job is.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: Is that not a fact? You have to be. That's
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: a fact.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: So if you want to, if you have to, you
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: have to, if they pay for the bottle, they have
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: to interact with the buyer. If they're throwing money, they
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: have to interact with the buyer. Their method of getting
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: the money is two different things.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: It's different.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: But essentially, it's in the same bottle. So then they're
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: all like prostitutes. They have to be in a man's
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: face to get the money.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: There's no way you're saying that. No. You're going to
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: put a bottle girl in prostitution?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Food. And you were agreeing that strippers and porters are
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: the same thing. Yeah, you agree.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: It's close.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: So then the other two are close. Strippers and prostitutes
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: are not the same thing. Close. No.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Now you see my argument.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: My boss?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: Bro, you can't argue with a woman, bro. You just
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: got to move on. I think I got to give
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: him one of these. No, no.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: No Ricky Ricardo over here. I still don't know who
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: the fuck Ricky Ricardo is. You ain't never seen I
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: Love Lucy?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: From I Love Lucy.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Wow, was he really beating the shit out of
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: her in the show? Yeah. No, not on the show.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Not in the scenes. What do you mean? They were together?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: He was giving her uppercuts. Nah, for real? Yeah. I've
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: seen you give a fucking uppercut. You know you haven't.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: I don't hit no women, brother.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: I have a daughter that I'm raising, and I don't
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: want no man to ever put their hands on my daughter,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: so I have to live like that.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Be honest, though. Be honest. I know every man. Listen, listen.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Hear me out before you answer. Go ahead. I know
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: every man has been through this. Your bitch is just screaming.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: And you ever been like, man, I could just sock
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: this bitch out right now and get it over and
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: get it out.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: Of my teeth?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: I just started thinking about Halo, bro. It's time to
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: buy me an Xbox, man.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: Andres, a girl was begging you here, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: and you're like.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Mmm, but you don't. A little pointy shit. Oh, she's
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: right there. She's like, you ain't shit, mm, mm, mm.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: You want to give her a fucking one of these? Ah!
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: You don't do it because you're a fucking... See, Andres,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: now you just got to be like, you know what, bitch?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: Do no just sign a deal. I just got a chain.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: I don't have to deal with this no more. I
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: can go on tour and fuck some whores and do
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: some coke.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: You feel me? And yeah, you don't got to go
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: deal with that shit, bro. Sometimes you got to tell
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: a bitch like, hey, check it out, bitch. I'm doing
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: great in life.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Check it out.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to do that. Nah, papa. Shit.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: You don't work this hard and you don't get to.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: What? Bitch, I don't want to hear this today.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Mm-mm.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: You use that line?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to think I'm serious. I feel bad later, though.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean it.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: All right, AD, role play. We're going to role play
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: real quick. That's gay, cuz. It's not gay, cuz. Crip, cuz.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: It's not gay.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: All right, AD, you get home from working out. You
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: just did four streaming sessions. You got to work out in. Yep.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: All right, ready? Let's go. Three, two, one. AD! AD!
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: AD, what am I doing? AD, what am I doing?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: AD! All right, bitch. All right, bitch, you trippin'. Yeah, bitch,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: you trippin'. Who the bitch? Put on my PlayStation headphones.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: And I'm off to the strip club. Really? Yeah, bro.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Get yourself together, bitch. You better than me. You better
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: than me. You do me now.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: You do me now.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Get yourself together, bitch. You do me now. You do
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: me now. You're the girl. Okay. Daniel. Why did you
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: clog the toilet, Daniel? There's so much shit everywhere. Daniel.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: It stinks. Bitch, you better shut up. I can barely breathe. Bitch.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: I keep going, keep going, keep going. I don't know
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: how to be a bitch, man. I don't know. Give
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: me some pointers.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: Where were you at last night? What was your location like?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Put the headphones on. All right, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: All right, go. Keep going.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: Where was your location off? Why were your friends posting
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: you at the strip club last night? You didn't tell
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: me where you were at. You think you just come
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: home and act like nothing happened?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: I'm ignoring you.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: That's not how it works. That's not how it works.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: Look at me when I'm talking to you.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: That would have been the move right there. Ain't no way.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: That's what I feel. I'm like, let's kill your bitch.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Let's kill this bitch. That's the vibe right there.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: Because if you feed into that then she gonna think
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: she can always do that Yeah, listen, you have to
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: give your woman at least two times and you gotta
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: let her know three strikes you're out Can't do that.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: There's no way.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah Listen.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: A hardworking man like Duno and myself, you feel me?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: A woman already knows what they invested in. You get
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying? So if they keep seeing you go up,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: go up, go up, go up, they know in their head, like,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: you know what? This nigga could go fuck other bitches
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: and get somebody better than me.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: But he's choosing... to still deal with me.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: I'm letting you go along for the ride. So the
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: only thing that you should be doing is making that
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: smooth transition so you can ride off into the sunset.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: Because if you become.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: A hindrance, guess what?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: The more successful he gets, the more successful I get. See,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: at first you're not threatened by them ugly looking bitches.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: Them bitches that you like, oh.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: She's pretty. They start being on the radar. That's when
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: bitches get into panic mode. And they're like, hold on.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: He could get somebody better than me. So why would
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: you disrupt what the fuck he got going on? All
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: they're going to do is look at you.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: And be like, yeah, like, no, ain't got time for that.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Fix yourself, bitch. I'm out. Yeah.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: That's valid.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: See?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: Like right now, you're talking to a man and he's
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: doing it up, you're on the roll, you're meeting other fucking, fucking,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: work together, put vatos.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: He's going to want to get his shit together. Like, damn,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: I can't, you know?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: That's true. I couldn't be with somebody in my ear
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: after I did it.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: Andrea!
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Why are you at the comedy show, huh?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: And they're like, damn, Duno just got you a charm.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: He's like, I ain't never got no charm.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. He starts feeling, wait a minute, this is real.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? fucking do know? Hey, what
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: the fuck?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Apparently, I'm fucking everybody on the pod, okay? First, it
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: was Jakarta. Right now, it's Andres. Right now, Andres and I.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Are a couple. So, this is what's going on right now. So,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: you went through that?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: That's some hater shit. Oh yeah, everybody thinks AD was
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: fucking everybody. Yeah, but look at me. But it was
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: actually true. We're out of here. We love you guys.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: We don't know what the fuck happened in Jakarta.