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Doctor Hue: Mass Effect Legendary Edition, Starfield & Disco Elysium · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  well we've come up to sort of a weird time in the year 7 a.m. where I'm just
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  going to talk about Mass Effect for the next month welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy oh yeah have we gone back to 2014
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  is that what's happened is when that came out that way is that when that came
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  out it's like 13 years old yeah right far out um came out on Friday and I love
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  it yeah I um I bought it and I have
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  played uh I've played to the bit where you actually start playing you know when
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  you land on Eden Prime Eden Prime yep that's as far as I've gotten so okay I
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  wouldn't so I wouldn't say I'm I'm playing it as such I've played through
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  the text at the start look I'll buy it but I just don't see when I'm going to
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  have the [ __ ] 300 odd hours to play this [ __ ] thing yeah you're better
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  off to not get it until you finish some of your other games the other games that
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  I've bought and have absolutely no time to play yeah Y luk where were you where
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  were you and I was clicking purchase I think you're right cuz the
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  thing about this game as well it's not a pick up and put down like it's not the
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  time game where I I'm a bit busy I'll put this game down for a couple of weeks
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  and when I get a sh I'll come back you come back after three weeks what was I
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  doing yeah yeah almost certainly that's what's going to
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  happen yeah when I played uh Mass Effect 2 for the first time I just sat there
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  and played it until I was finished I didn't turn it off once I turned it on
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  yeah it was days it took days and I had sleep breaks in between but I just
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  played it until it was finished mhm well I'm 20 hours in mhm so just a little bit
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  20 hours do sort of feel a little bad still feel a little bad so I'm a spectre
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  don't want to brag but made me a spectre oh they let you be expected this this
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  play through okay so uh they and then get a mission
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  to go hey the GU are attacking these two colonies you might want to go sort that
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  out mhm uh at the moment I'm scanning Keepers in the C all oh yeah that's
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  right there's little little multi-legged creatures yeah cuz I'm just completing
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  an achievement uh not an achievement a mission to get XP for nothing so I feel
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  like a bit of a jerk but are you playing Paragon or Renegade or are you just I'm
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  playing Paragon yeah I can't imagine playing Renegade well I used to because
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  in the original games you had to unlock the difficulty of
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  insanity you had the play through once and then you could play through on
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  Insanity to get the achievement for it okay so what I'll do is my first play
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  through I'd play through as Paragon my second one I'd just go through as is completely
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  evil not even Renegade which is like just a bit edgy just [ __ ] evil like
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  the way Dave used to play Fallout I feel like it's weird playing
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  something like Mass Effect at Renegade like I I mean I I haven't really tried
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  it I guess but it does seem like how are you a hero if you're just [ __ ]
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  murdering people and like people I help me and you're like piss off bit of a
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  spoiler but the game's been these games been out for years um so playing uh
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  Renegade there's actually you murder Rex at one point in the game depending on
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  how you play it and it is a brutal murder where you run at him jump kick
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  him in the face and then shoot him in with a shotgun to the head like it's oh
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  wow pretty out there Matt I'll just back up and just I you you want to know what
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  reason You' play Renegade uh is [ __ ] Jack a reason because you have to play
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  Renegade if you want to is I just mean like she has no interest in the good
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  boys man I just wonder girls with
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  uh it's Renegade and not evil I guess cuz remember when you play nice to the
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  Old Republic you would actually be evil and it's just kind of odd in a way that
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  like you're trying to save the Galaxy but like but you're evil I I don't know
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  it's just it's just like an odd kind of even with this that's s of some of the
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  undercurrents of the game how like some at the CC like Cal security don't like
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  specters because they do break the law and sort of push things too far
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  sometimes sure I can't play any game as evil because I play every game as
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  myself like it's escapism because I'm in the game and I'm playing another world
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  but I'm playing as myself always so you're just a Centrist yeah that's I'm a radical
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  Centrist yeah help us or don't help us I'll probably just watch yeah tell you
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  what I'll help you help yourselves I'll strengthen the economy so that you guys
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  can get up off your feet by yourself so yeah that that honestly
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  going to be my life for the next few weeks it looks good I'll I'll give it
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  that it looks pretty it does and I some missions I remember and I think but this
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  time I think I've stumbled across other missions that I didn't haven't come come
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  across before okay are the controls better in this are they different yeah
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  okay cuz I remember I tried to replay Mass Effect one a little while back and
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  I was like oh God yeah it wasn't the greatest have they kind of ironed out
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  the Kinks between 1 2 and three in terms of the differences between the controls
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  and the game play um I think it's a bit bit smoother but the gun types remember
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  in one you just overheat you didn't need ammunition oh God yeah and then they
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  introduced that in the two well it's still that way now that your guns
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  overheat but I don't feel they're overheating as fast okay but so they
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  have made small tweaks to the game but nothing forgot about that jeez but yeah
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  I want to be on Mass Effect 2 by this weekend first play through of Mass
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  Effect 2 my entire crew died oh man Mass Effect 2 one of my
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  favorite games of all time so good and I've been wanting to go back and replay
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  these games for so long but because achievements of Ru gaming for me I
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  haven't been able to because to sit down and repl such a long game and not get
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  achievements just feels wrong somehow wait oh no you get new
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  achievements for the new one I guess yeah definitely yeah yeah right it's a
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  it's a new game so they've got they've got a total of it's got a weird gamer
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  score total imagine that imagine the look on poor little L's face if he
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  played through all these [ __ ] games hundreds of hours and then it came up
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  and said oh you've already played these man you got the achievements for these
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  years ago they go and just unlock well yeah I know I know we kind of unlocked
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  them as you were going but you did already have them you know that right so
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  your score hasn't moved we were just telling you where you were unlocking
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  achievements that would have been unlocked had you not played this game
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  which you have a rage quit but so the total gamer score for this game is
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  2,915 it just seems a weird number Oh I thought I see this is how little I know
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  about achievements I thought they all just had a certain number of points you
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  could get um well it depends on like this cuz it's three games so you can
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  have more sometimes if there's a major Title Update or a add-on pack three
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  games that's like I I know I get where you're coming from I thought it was just
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  like every game has a thousand gamer score to give out and then you that's
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  generally the rule I too M just so you know just okay so I'm being very quiet
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  over here so but yeah like the the master the Halo Master Chief Collection
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  that came out with a th000 for each of the Halo but it still just a one game
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  but is what it is but I'll step away from M effect now to do the podcast I
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  don't want to bore you off okay so you've been playing it up
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  until this point yes yes I've now stopped look I've been playing something
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  this week too and um actually Luke you could play it as well if you wanted to
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  foro achievements uh because disco alium
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  is unbanned in Australia now and I had a feeling it would be and they've come out
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  and said look we know there's a lot of drug use in this game and we know that
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  there's some very very positive effects from short-term drug use but the game
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  also highlights the very negative aspects of long-term drug use so for
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  that reason we're going to give it a hard R yeah so black and white when they
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  basically what happens is they submit a form team goes through it and goes yes
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  this is raing or no not classified MH the board that go through does this they
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  don't make those decisions all the time like it's basic it's tick and flick you
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  send in a form you get your back approved or denied and way you go they
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  appealed it which means the board has to get together and they only get together
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  like three or four times a year I'm imagining Wizards Matt like people in
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  robes with long beards they like they only get together because their their
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  power is just too powerful why have you summoned us here they were advertising a
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  position to be on all of them got to put a ring into like a key
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  lock I so thought about applying but the thing is it's not what people think
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  where they sit down and watch a mov or play a game they get a huge file they
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  have to read through and people explain what's in the game or movie and then
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  that's how the decision is made so it wouldn't be fun and you'd have to talk
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  to all these idiots who don't know anything about games or or like how how
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  things work and you would end up ripping that little be
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  out I'd also remind you Luke I mean you're very PC these days but there was
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  a there was a good decade there that you were advocating there to be a game about
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  attacking women in the first person so you know your stands on what isn't isn't
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  allowed might have the the stalking game
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  yes until someone came along and made it and the world agreed yeah that's not a
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  good idea yeah that that should never have been made yeah no no one should
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  listen to Luke um but I want to talk about disco leum just for a moment
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  because I just last night yeah that's right just I just want to mention it uh
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  in case anyone doesn't know that uh I [ __ ] love this game what's it called
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  what's what's the game called yeah yeah I don't know it's just something I
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  clicked on um I think it's called Wizards online or something I don't know
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  it's a luk in it yeah I've finished it again last night this is playthrough
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  number four oh you finished it again yeah and I wasn't going to but you get
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  to a certain point in the game Matt where you just can't stop playing you
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  know what I mean you just can't stop so I just rocket it through to the end a
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  couple of things I did differently this time and a couple of new things because
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  of that and then also discovering a couple of those new things that are in
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  the director's cut that weren't in the previous version but I will say other
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  than the voice acting which is extensive there's not a lot of new content okay
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  all right so don't play it expecting there to be new rooms you can open up to
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  and New Missions no it's just I've only played it once so far so I'm going
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  Tojo up was wasn't the sort of main update of this just that sort of not so
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  much changing the story adding more talks more about the full voice acting
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  and yeah because I mean this was this was a text adventure and uh there was
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  there was some voice acting in it to introduce scenes but then it was just a
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  lot of reading and it still is but uh now it's fully voice active well I will
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  get to play it without having to get Matt to buy it for me and send it over
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  you will so no idea when no out on
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  everything except Xbox like it's even out in stadia how is that out in stadia
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  but not Xbox stadia still exists I thought they it's it's going it's
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  circling the toilet the Google toilet y as they do it's G to be it's going to
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  make to that website of Google's
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  abandoned projects so listeners will no
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  doubt remember me uh and you Matt talking about a certain character a
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  young 12year old oh yeah redheaded boy um named after my my house water filter
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  I learned the other day just as I was did you my snap the [ __ ] do I care about
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  your water filter changing the water filter I look down and it's it's called
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  Kuno and I was like a [ __ ] does Kuno care now we have lamented in the past
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  that Kuno has been revoiced um and the actor has been told to tone it down
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  which I was very disappointed about but it doesn't matter long term you get used
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  to it it doesn't matter um Midway through the game and we've talked about
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  this before it is a spoiler but we have talked about it before so skip ahead 2
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  minutes if you don't want to hear about this again but uh there's a gunfight
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  there's a gun fight in the game MH um there's some shooting as gunfights are
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  uh you know known for M um you can get killed and the game can be over you can
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  kill a lot of people uh and I was discovered this time through your
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  partner can be killed and my partner was killed and when your partner's killed
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  you finish the game with Kuno as your new
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  partner It's [ __ ] amazing and is kuna your favorite character of course
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  absolutely Kuno I like Kuno better than I like the character I'm playing as so I
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  got so many questions because go on like so that like the whole rest of the game
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  they've just got Kuno is as in as well they've written a whole Kuno is
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  following me around instead of Kim kitsuragi now you know when you
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  encounter things and you discuss yeah Clues and things with Kim you do that as
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  well with Kuno but anything you ask him he goes [ __ ] do I know about that
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  he is no help he is absolutely no help but he's there it's like if I was
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  helping you investigate something yeah yeah it would be like it be like going
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  on a murder mystery investigation with Luke so okay he makes you feel good I
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  don't spoil anything but you know when you you get get towards the end and some
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  stuff happens that that stuff all happens again still this time this game
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  has been out for so long we are well past the worry about spoiler stage well
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  certain things in the game I wouldn't want to talk about right you know what I
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  mean Matt I do that's what I'm saying but those things still happen yes
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  although it happened very differently this time and it wasn't kun's fault I
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  was I was unprepared Matt I finished this round of this game without finding
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  my gun yeah right okay as in the opportunity to find yeah I know that's
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  what I mean I know I know where it [ __ ] is I've played it four times but
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  yeah just it just didn't come up accidentally played the game in an order
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  that made certain events happen before I could retrieve my gun yeah right mhm and
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  there was a few other things that were different as well that's fascinating
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  what a game all right I know man maybe by the end of the year and Matt in case
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  you're wondering because Kim wasn't there I didn't get a picture of it yeah
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  that's what I thought okay because how could you but Kuno couldn't keep his
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  mouth shut no one believed him oh God I got to see that amazing you just got to
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  get your partner killed and Away you go I don't even know how to advise you to
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  make that happen because I have no idea what I did other than the fact that I
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  went into that gunfight with no gun yeah right which I'm sure has something to do
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  with it yeah but I'm sure there's other variables too while you guys are playing
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  that I'm just going to play Leger shoot Larry wet dreams dry twice that comes
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  out tomorrow I bought the wet dreams never
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  die which what dreams never dry whatever the the first one yeah first of the
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  remakes Ive got it on switch haven't played it no I've have not played any of
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  the remakes I mean this is not the first time they remade them either no no no
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  they I mean he just won't go away I think this one yeah this one I think is
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  this is like just a what's the word where they as a port I don't know where
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  it was but they've ported it to the Xbox can't believe there's that many people
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  still playing video games that have Nostalgia for this franchise
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  it's weird there was actually once a few years ago there was like a Grand Theft
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  Auto version of it so you were controlling him running around doing
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  missions shooting people I think you shot people it's a very long time ago
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  are you talking about R Retro City Rampage or something just cuz that
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  character kind of looks like I'm talking about leisure suit Leisure Suit Larry
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  where you run around and shoot people I think maybe jez all right let me have a
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  look Luke does tend to play a lot of dream games and watch a lot of dream
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  movies that does happen so this could be one of them so the game I'm talking
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  about is leure Suit Larry box office bust oh yeah I took a look at that but I
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  didn't play much of it it was not as much as a it was a pretty big change for
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  the Larry games it [ __ ] sounds like person it was it was garbage mat it was
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  abolutely garbage I'll bet I'll bet speaking of a game that a lot of people
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  said was garbage and obviously I got in after it they kind of redeemed it
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  somewhat I've been playing Fallout 76 mhm mhm what do you think I mean it's
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  pretty fun it's just Fallout 4 uh it's multiplayer obviously so it's a bit
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  different but so you just see people running around and oh no I've got a
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  private server so we talked about okay yeah I bought Fallout first just to test
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  out cuz we were talking we were talking about trying to you know play together
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  uh obviously you can do that and um did you buy it did I buy what oh for first
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  oh sorry I thought you brought Fallout 76 no no no it's it's that's on Game
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  Pass but y I bought Fallout first so I I
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  can go into a private world but it's not persistent so it doesn't quite work in
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  the way that you know like our Conan are doomed Conan Exiles well did we talk
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  about that I don't know that we talked about that uh yeah
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  uh Luke allowed me to have a rant oh okay good we good good but yeah that that's a
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  shame though because the what you you sort of hoping before cuz we're
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  different time zon you want to go in do the mission and then Rock up and next
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  time you log in there's a huge base next to you or yeah been working on but
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  because I remember when we used to play Minecraft years ago we had our Minecraft
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  server and uh we were all I mean we're all living in the same country back then
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  but we were all on very different timelines and I was Bas run into someone
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  sometimes you wouldn't yeah and then you know i' I'd log on to just see what had
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  been built what had been destroyed to see what Luke had mind and then just
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  left in a crate in my house yeah yeah I don't get the build in my I don't get
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  the crafting in Minecraft the mining I've got that down the craft never
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  understood building stuff anyway I'm going to go play with
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  Lego is this instructions with Lego I love that Minecraft is
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  essentially an homage to Lego and then there's Lego Minecraft now yeah
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  it's a it's a a Rob barus of yes yeah yeah yeah of building but yeah I only
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  know that word from Red Dwarf our Rob or
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  Ross so yeah flight 76 the way it works is you put your your Camp is like I mean
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  and it's built into the game I guess technically you've got this device
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  that's your Camp cm and you deploy it and then it puts out your campsite and
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  so where you're building is in the camp and then when you log off the server it
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  packs up your Camp so you can't really have a city or town that you've built
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  that's persist CU I remember you can you don't have to move your base so when you
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  log off your base is still there like if you're playing on a public server your
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  base is will once you log on your base will be where it where it was yeah but
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  you hop servers don't you so how yes so so what will happen is it'll if someone
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  has built or is too close to where they're going to put your base they'll
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  move you to a different server until eventually you can get on in other words
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  we can't build a village and then always go to our village that's what I'm saying
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  so and and with Fallout first I can choose to go into a private server which
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  means I can play the game with without you know any anybody else in the game
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  and invite you guys to my server and then it will be just us playing Fallout
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  76 privately but as soon as I log off k it's it's going to say you guys you've
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  got like 5 minutes or something and then you're and then you're out unless one of
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  you also has Fallout first in which case it will continue which is an odd little
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  thing but then but but but then if if that person logs off then it'll shut
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  down and eventually it'll get to the point where it's shut down and you guys
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  can't reinitiate it starting up only I can so it's kind of I don't know it's
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  odd it just basically it just doesn't work the way that it's not it's not what
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  it's not what we want I mean we could still play and it's still fun it's still fun and we
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  could work around it and play it anyway but yeah this game is not wasn't built
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  for us we are not the intended market for this game no it's pretty fun though
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  I don't know that I'll continue with the Fallout first stuff cuz I don't think
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  I'm going to play it that much but it could be a fun thing look the amount of
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  times that I actually and this is going back to when it first came out the
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  amount of times I ran into anyone wasn't enough I don't think to justify needing
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  that server it wasn't like i' had 100 people running around making it
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  confusing you sort of come across someone in the Wasteland you keep on
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  walking or you have a gunfight but that was it there's no oh I had one guy like
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  trying to give me stuff and he wouldn't he wouldn't leave me alone and I was I'm
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  just trying to play the game and he's here's a bunch of crap ah fine I feel
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  like I like I don't want to cheat you know what I mean I know it's not
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  cheating but I was like I don't I don't really want this this stuff I didn't
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  earn it you know that's the thing I mean you you have to you have to want that to
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  play to play these games you know yeah like I mean I remember I was playing it
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  once back back when I was giving it a go and this young guy came up and and
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  helped me [ __ ] kill some [ __ ] something and then was like come back
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  with me I've got this thing and let's go find this other thing and then I need
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  some help doing this and I'm like kind of playing this as a solo Adventure man
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  sorry thanks for the help but yeah it's like used to no I think playing um were
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  the old people would try and join your party and i' be like
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  ignore if we were playing this now late early late early 20s I think that this
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  what we're talking about would not be a problem we would yeah because we
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  wouldn't have to log off we had so much
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  [ __ ] time and also we're like we're
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  we never had games like this multiplayer kind of thing and so it's just not how
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  we play games and so it's kind of foreign to me to to be like dropping in
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  dropping out I feel like it's I'm I'm too formal about it I feel like if I if
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  I if I commit to joining up up with you playing the game that's [ __ ] that's
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  what I'm doing today you know what I mean and I I want to do that but it's
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  it's basically Fallout 4 uh with an online component yeah and I
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  think it is a bit bit better now that they've introduced this hum yeah that's
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  the thing I know when it came out there were no humans which seems [ __ ]
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  bizarre because they're everywhere in it now uh so I don't I can't really imagine
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  the humans were meant to be us Matt yeah yeah and I never understood
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  this so their plan was we will all log to ser and we'll make our own stories
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  what and we won't have to pay anybody to do it at
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  Bethesda well speaking of Bethesda
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  yes uh so looks like there some new news about their game Starfield or is it just
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  rumor at the moment no I think this is news uh it's come straight from somebody
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  at Bethesda uh Jeff no not Jeff grub
• 25:07
  wait no it is oh wait a minute hang on a minute this guy doesn't work this guy
• 25:14
  doesn't work for [ __ ] Bethesda I hate this I hate this stop
• 25:19
  it so he just thinks has a feeling but nothing back because here's this here's
• 25:25
  the thing the quotee is Starfield is exclusive to box and PC period This Is
• 25:30
  Me confirming that so when I read that I was like oh bethesda's confirmed it it's
• 25:34
  not Bethesda saying that it's some [ __ ] reporter saying that all right
• 25:39
  so now given the context he's probably right right be yeah I mean they did say
• 25:46
  they did kind of allude to the fact that this was going to happen they did we say
• 25:49
  what this is do people know what this is oh so Starfield is basically going to be
• 25:54
  Skyrim in space yeah it's their new role playing game that they I'm so single
• 25:58
  thing except the logo so I [ __ ] love Skyrim as you do too and probably most
• 26:04
  of our listeners do and everyone already knows that um but if there's one thing I
• 26:10
  like more than fantasy it's sci-fi yes
• 26:14
  like so Skyrim but scii you got me you
• 26:18
  got me take my [ __ ] money and I'll quit my job and just play this game from
• 26:22
  now on some of the things I've heard about this one is it's sort of going to
• 26:26
  be a bit like no man's Sky you know how like you can land on a planet and then
• 26:31
  you take off I hope it's not too much like no man Sky be honest I meant that
• 26:35
  the F aspect like like flying out of the atmosphere and flying around yeah right
• 26:41
  I like noad Sky bring that on but for it to be XBox
• 26:47
  exclusive that's I don't know that's to me still a big
• 26:50
  call yeah you're basically saying half of the market or actually more than half
• 26:54
  more people have PlayStations than Xboxes are right basically saying you
• 26:59
  know what no we don't need Xbox needs a reason for people to buy Xbox and this
• 27:03
  could be this is exclusive this is that this is this would be a reason oh yeah
• 27:08
  absolutely I mean if somehow if you had convinced yourself Matt that you really
• 27:11
  wanted to play Ghost of sushima so last year you bought a PS5 instead of the
• 27:15
  Xbox you'd be buying a [ __ ] Xbox now right yes to play this yeah for sure I'd
• 27:21
  be kicking myself definitely well I mean I'd wait and see see if this is good
• 27:26
  first but yes see there there are rumors floating around at the moment it's going
• 27:30
  to come out the end of the year or early next year we know nothing about this
• 27:34
  game except for the name we've seen the logo and there was like a little teaser
• 27:38
  that if iall was just Stars right it was just some some I don't think I've seen
• 27:44
  gameplay no no that's what I'm saying it's not gameplay it was just like a
• 27:47
  little little trailer where it showed the stars and barely a trailer either
• 27:50
  that's what I'm saying yeah it's nothing it's just a logo reveal but I think it's
• 27:54
  still possible they could release early cuz I don't this is one of those games I
• 27:58
  don't think they're going to have to do the marketing yeah as much as they would markets
• 28:03
  itself yeah maybe I'd love them to do a e3 announcement or whatever announcement
• 28:09
  they're going to have go hey and by the way this game's available now so we're
• 28:12
  got an online E3 again this year so yeah ibe we'll see more maybe we'll see
• 28:19
  something anything everything just keeps getting
• 28:23
  pushed back yeah I want to know what happening with the Lego Skywalkers
• 28:28
  Stager well things are normalizing over here now we've got uh no more masks
• 28:33
  required basically anywhere CO's gone well I mean enough people who want to be
• 28:40
  vaccinated have been vaccinated I think that I think they're like well you're
• 28:44
  all to do what you want I think that's how Hive immunity Works Matt but you know
• 28:50
  what the thing is then it's America and some people just aren't going to do it
• 28:55
  and so you can't the IDE logic is that we can't shut down the country just for
• 29:00
  these idiots so they want to go and get sick let them well yeah but that's what
• 29:04
  I mean is the is the plan here that all
• 29:09
  the people who are now vaccinated Will Survive and the people who are not
• 29:14
  vaccinated will pass the disease around until all of them are dead and that will
• 29:21
  then be the high immunity we've all been promised I don't know I think the the
• 29:25
  idea is that enough people are vaccinated that the it's it's going to
• 29:30
  be contained enough that we don't have to rued to the risk that I think that's
• 29:36
  basically the the way it's going to work cuz yeah you're you're still not going
• 29:40
  to be welcome to Australia for little till next year at the earliest cuz there
• 29:43
  are already people who are lying about whether they're vaccinated or not so
• 29:47
  it's not going to get any better in that respect who are they lying to everybody
• 29:51
  probably their employers but they're wandering around without masks on before
• 29:54
  you were allowed to saying I'm vaccinated I'm vaccinated like that um
• 29:59
  not going toow to let on like [ __ ] Customs officials not going to be like
• 30:03
  well I'll take your word for it then no no no if you're not vaccinated you're
• 30:06
  not going to be able to get on a plane one of these babies I'm getting a flu shot tomorrow
• 30:13
  does that does that count yeah I have I have my flu shop most years I've never
• 30:18
  had one before but I get one free from work now so I thought yeah [ __ ] it yeah
• 30:23
  yeah sticking in me usually I'm just like I [ __ ] if I get the flu I get the flu h
• 30:28
  no I've had the flu once I never won it again you know when you think like
• 30:33
  you've got the flu and it's just like a bit of a bad car cu the flu is yeah when
• 30:37
  you get the [ __ ] know it yeah it's not fun there were people coming I had a
• 30:42
  little bit of the flu I had to have a day off I watch 2001 Space Odyssey with
• 30:46
  the with with uh pneumonia when I had the flu Oh that would have been an
• 30:51
  experience it was I I I I was like convinced I unlocked the
• 30:56
  secrets want to Space Odyssey and then the next day I was trying to tell
• 31:00
  somebody about it and I was like I don't remember what I was talking about that's
• 31:05
  great something about the the Apes made
• 31:09
  tools and then humans came along and
• 31:12
  they had tools but then to how we the tools something like
• 31:18
  that no no mat Matt you could write an academic paper on that honestly you
• 31:23
  probably could I mean that's the kind of that's the kind of garbage thing and
• 31:27
  then H without hell can't do a whole lot he needs us and it was there was this
• 31:33
  whole thing and but I don't remember the specifics do you remember do you
• 31:37
  remember seeing that uh interview with Stanley cubric that was on Japanese
• 31:43
  radio you can find this online but there was this [ __ ] Japanese radio DJ
• 31:48
  asking cubric a bunch of questions about 2001 and of course KUB as most people
• 31:54
  know was very elusive when anyone asked about it the movie is [ __ ] ambiguous
• 31:59
  as anything and then he just he wouldn't help it out but this Japanese radio gu
• 32:04
  is just like tell me what it's about and so kuri just goes oh fine and just tells
• 32:10
  him and there's like think he would never make it into the wi World he's
• 32:15
  like again spoilers skip ahead he's like in the future humans are in a zoo people
• 32:21
  are observing them from in another dimension and it's like whoa
• 32:26
  okay [ __ ] hell all right remember that cuz the movie and the book they
• 32:32
  were sort of done at the same time it was one working with Arthur C Clark yeah
• 32:38
  curi liked a short story called The Sentinel that Arthur C Clark wrote and
• 32:42
  then said let's make a screenplay what happened was towards the
• 32:46
  end of the filming uh cubric just sort of went a little bit dark uh dark quiet
• 32:53
  he just continued made the movie and then stopped talking to AR C Clark about
• 32:58
  the ending and stuff he does that y it's his yeah so I see like went and
• 33:04
  wrote the novel and went fine I'm filling in my own details and he really
• 33:07
  did cuz there were what three more novels after that yes and he's like I'm
• 33:11
  giving the monkey a name I told you I read that I listened
• 33:16
  to that audio book with um I forgotten the reporter's name but he was allowed
• 33:20
  to go into Kubrick's estate before yeah yeah and go all his stuff about you know
• 33:26
  his Napoleon Movie was doing and all that kind of stuff but he he he there
• 33:30
  was um these [ __ ] cabinets and cabinets full of photos because when
• 33:35
  they were trying to when he was Finding locations for Eyes Wide Shut he hired
• 33:39
  people so he didn't have to go out into the world he hired people to go to
• 33:44
  London and literally walk down the street and take front-on photos of every
• 33:50
  house so that he could literally just like basically walk down the Streets of
• 33:55
  London and he would just look at every house and essentially he got someone to create
• 33:59
  Google Earth for him yeah but in a filing in like filing cabinets in like
• 34:04
  in a [ __ ] Warehouse it was just full of all the houses along these streets in
• 34:08
  London he said it was it was mindblowing see this is why I think I'll never be a
• 34:13
  great filmmaker is because I think you have to be a little bit insane yeah oh
• 34:18
  yeah totally yeah like yeah like the arrogance of Ridley Scott like you've
• 34:24
  got he's just like a little bit like on another level just yeah little bit like
• 34:30
  takes itself too seriously yes you got
• 34:33
  to work that fine line as well now yeah
• 34:37
  you can't just bully people now which is what used to happen that's how you used
• 34:42
  to get the job done you don't know who I am you're ruined in this
• 34:47
  industry oh you'll never work again I've never been able to say that
• 34:52
  to anyone you don't know that Matt yeah you might one day
• 34:58
  you just need to run someone over I should have just I should have yelled
• 35:02
  that at somebody when I was working I mean you could say that to Jenner if you
• 35:05
  were suggesting that she'd be a stay-at-home mom from now on you'll never work
• 35:09
  again I should have yelled at people when I was doing location stuff I had a
• 35:14
  little bit of clout then from what I hear Matt from people in the industry
• 35:18
  you were a little bit like
• 35:23
  that what is this what's this no I'm I've just been told that no one wants to
• 35:27
  piss you off when you're [ __ ] location managing that's what I've heard
• 35:31
  is that true well I don't do it anymore so I guess they're wait who told you
• 35:36
  that no I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding who the [ __ ] do you know that I
• 35:41
  worked with no oh there was one there was one listeners may not know there was
• 35:45
  one job Matt and I both worked on and we didn't know because Matt was location
• 35:49
  manager and I was post prodction manager and we
• 35:53
  just okay yeah talking [ __ ] about each other told me about I tell I only tell
• 35:59
  famous [ __ ] well-regarded directors off apparently I I really I really wanted to
• 36:06
  tell someone that story the other day but it was somebody who is pretty
• 36:10
  prolific in advertising and I was like I'm not going to just in case you know
• 36:15
  what I mean like our listeners are like just a bunch of nerds who just laugh at
• 36:20
  our [ __ ] [ __ ] but I'm like hopefully well so far and for listeners who don't
• 36:26
  know I did tell Vim fenders off and if you don't know who that is neither did I
• 36:30
  at the time uh my mistake but he'll always remember you yeah if you're into
• 36:35
  film you probably do know who that is you [ __ ] know who I should have known
• 36:39
  who it was yeah but it all worked out and my boss when I got back to the
• 36:45
  office thought it was very funny I thought it and he said Matt did
• 36:50
  you say the words tell Vim venders to go [ __ ] himself did you say that
• 36:56
  today and I said I did I did Paul I did say
• 37:01
  that and I uh I probably should not have
• 37:04
  said that mhm yeah father of new German
• 37:09
  Cinema um made some great science fiction movies too actually nice guy by
• 37:14
  all accounts not just just wanted to put a camera in the kitchen and uh per from
• 37:21
  the home owners to be in the kitchen so VI venders can't go in the [ __ ]
• 37:24
  kitchen how hard is that to understand but V venders wants to go in the kitchen
• 37:28
  tell Vim venders to go [ __ ] himself uh I met him when I was working
• 37:35
  at World movies and uh I interviewed him about um his new film um peut and his um
• 37:42
  arguably most famous film uh wings of Desire but what I really wanted to talk
• 37:46
  to him about was that [ __ ] commercial was that location manager that yelled at
• 37:51
  him that day CU he wanted to put a camera in the kitchen at these old
• 37:54
  people's house and uh and you weren't allowed look I'm a stickler all right follow the
• 38:01
  rules they were very specific you can use the living
• 38:05
  room if you want to put one in there you need to ask that's right and you're
• 38:10
  going to have to pay them yeah I shot a commercial in a house a beautiful house
• 38:15
  on in ki on the on the cliffs and um we had the front doors open and the big
• 38:21
  back doors that opened up onto the beach and the winds just blew through and then
• 38:25
  just blew down all the [ __ ] paintings off W oh no and they were really damaged
• 38:29
  they were really [ __ ] damaged and um but not but we admitted it like we
• 38:36
  didn't try and uh cover it up we said we left the [ __ ] doors open your
• 38:40
  paintings blew down and uh let's come to some arrangement but they were like no
• 38:45
  you must have smashed these paintings deliberately and we likees no no no we
• 38:49
  we didn't we're admitting to you you seen the hate we know how this
• 38:54
  works like we [ __ ] up we we shouldn't have created a cross draft through this
• 38:59
  house but we did and they're like no no
• 39:03
  you [ __ ] us on purpose Jesus yeah this was all a plan yeah and then in order to
• 39:09
  prove us wrong they hired people to bring in huge fans and try to blow
• 39:13
  paintings off the walls really yeah yeah to I mean it's nothing to do with me man
• 39:18
  I was just the director yeah yeah yeah of course yeah but uh so it would have
• 39:21
  been my problem if it would have been Paul's problem ultimately yeah exactly oh yeah good
• 39:27
  point good point we uh we did set a house on fire once by accident uh as
• 39:32
  should do that uh I mean I say by accident it wasn't by accident you it
• 39:36
  was a [ __ ] house on fire scene we didn't the house wasn't actually
• 39:41
  supposed to catch on fire we had flame bars and that was actually the coolest
• 39:44
  thing I worked on that was with uh Simon West listeners director of Tomb Raider
• 39:49
  casual name drop there yeah and Conair I'm joing Tomb Raider is garbage but he
• 39:54
  directed Conair but we did a ADT commercial and the house was supposed to
• 39:58
  be on fire so we had these flame bars and they had a fake facade put on the
• 40:02
  garage so it looked like the front of the house but it was actually just a
• 40:04
  garage door so you could put all these flame bars behind it's [ __ ] movie
• 40:07
  movie Magic it's like my favorite thing I ever worked was just so good uh and
• 40:12
  and then the house caught on fire and then the fire brigade came put it out
• 40:16
  and uh and we paid them a lot of money so it all worked out again also
• 40:22
  partially not your fault but your problem my responsibility yeah yeah
• 40:28
  and uh but they yeah they got paid quite a lot of money so to to it it was fixed
• 40:33
  and they got paid a lot of money so I mean worked out for them I think in the
• 40:38
  end unless they were really attached to those particular pieces of wood uh you
• 40:44
  know yeah maybe they were we paid a lot of money to fix some broken well to be
• 40:49
  honest it was the frames that were broken not the paintings but I think in
• 40:52
  the end we we paid for more than just frames sure
• 40:58
  although frames are quite expensive it's true
• 41:04
  that's yeah cuz I'm getting my Star Wars autograph pictures signed and they're
• 41:08
  like 100 bucks each they're nothing not getting anything fancy which ones are
• 41:13
  you getting um I've got all the ones with like uh from people from uh episode
• 41:19
  three so Natalie Portman Hing Christian and Y McGregor yeah right jorh Lucas
• 41:24
  dear Luke stop calling me
• 41:31
  she's looking at moving to Australia so they all are there's no Hollywood
• 41:36
  anymore yeah speaking of Nellie Portman that uh she's in some films that I've
• 41:42
  been watching this week I've Jenner and I have been continuing our Marvel
• 41:46
  rewatch we've made some good progress I mentioned last week that we'd sort of
• 41:50
  stalled it's quite difficult to get through a movie little thing got in the
• 41:54
  way a little that's right yeaha was not not
• 41:58
  impressed DC more DC oh God that's gonna that's going to be contentious imagine
• 42:04
  that that one day she was like um Dad I love DC I want to go see Wonder Woman
• 42:09
  seven I have no daughter now we've up to we've made it
• 42:14
  through to Ant-Man now which means we've made it all the way through the Avengers
• 42:18
  and uh Age of Ultron which I'd only seen once I've now seen it twice I've only
• 42:23
  seen that at the movies still forgettable uh so there's a reason that
• 42:27
  I think I do I do like that the character development in Age of Ultron
• 42:34
  as a movie it's garbage the plot is boring but it is the best for character
• 42:39
  development mhm the charact yeah the moments like yeah where they're all
• 42:42
  trying with the hammer and all that kind of stuff yeah yeah yeah and when they're
• 42:45
  on the when they're at [ __ ] Hawkeye's Farm yeah yeah they chopping the wood
• 42:49
  it's great great it's got the same it's exactly the same as the first Avengers
• 42:54
  where it gets to the end and then a big Army of [ __ ] drones comes and it's
• 43:00
  just them punching drone nobodies like you've got the chitari come through the
• 43:05
  portal in Avengers and then you've got ultron's minions in the second one it's
• 43:11
  like he just made the same movie with different character moments so did he
• 43:18
  write that one too he did yeah he must have yeah yeah it Ki comes up at the end
• 43:22
  says written and directed by Jos Weeden and then I bet that stings a bit cuz
• 43:26
  it's the one no one likes yeah I'm sure he's happy he got
• 43:31
  what how many millions to make it no doubt but these movies are good uh even
• 43:36
  Ant-Man which I thought was quite forgettable uh it's actually not bad I
• 43:42
  think maybe yeah yeah I enjoyed it this time I think maybe my expectations were
• 43:46
  set better I actually really enjoyed it um it's interesting to rewatch them and
• 43:53
  see how they kind of were finding their feet especially in that you know the the
• 43:59
  first um phase I guess even into the
• 44:03
  Avengers movie and it seems like oh they didn't really I don't think they knew
• 44:09
  that Loki staff for example had the mindstone in it because just the way that it all plays
• 44:16
  out doesn't really make much sense was there a mention of any Infinity give him
• 44:21
  the mindstone if if Thanos already had it why would he give it to Loki in a St
• 44:27
  like it it just kind of falls apart if you think about it too much cuz I don't
• 44:30
  think they knew that's where they were going to go with
• 44:34
  it yeah cuz yeah that doesn't really make sense no
• 44:39
  so poke stick at the end the opening sequence of Avengers they hand the stuff
• 44:44
  to Loki and now knowing that it's the mindstone that's in there I was like why
• 44:48
  the hell would he give that to Loki that's true interesting so I think they
• 44:53
  just didn't know and then there are you know characters who kind of changed
• 44:57
  somewhat F the the the romance between um Black Widow and Hulk or banner and
• 45:03
  Romanov is more explicit in Age of Ultron than I imagined they literally
• 45:08
  kiss at one point and it's like very they're literally having a romance and
• 45:12
  and then he obviously leaves and goes to another planet spoilers but but it just
• 45:16
  never gets mentioned ever again like not mentioned ever they're just hanging
• 45:22
  around not talking about it and then Jenna was like well you wouldn't mention
• 45:26
  it if if he [ __ ] off to another planet and left you would you and I was like I guess
• 45:30
  not um the Marvel movies have you heard about this rumor regarding Bri
• 45:37
  Len oh God so evidently she's in talks
• 45:41
  to not do Marvel but to do a Star Wars
• 45:45
  movie okay or television show where she plays Mara
• 45:51
  Jade okay really okay I thought that's that's that's more uh that's less
• 45:58
  bothersome than what I thought you going to say usually when two people talk
• 46:00
  about Brie lson these days it's some horrid little [ __ ] on bri lson thing and
• 46:05
  I just really don't know how to feel about her now because she's probably
• 46:08
  very nice it's just [ __ ] hate her I thought she was great in
• 46:13
  community I haven't seen her in community are you talking about Alison
• 46:18
  Bri no no no no no who was she in community she came in as our bed's
• 46:24
  girlfriend in like season four or five oh she just there for yeah yeah I'm and
• 46:29
  she was great she was just this likeing Scott Pilgrim nerdy girl who came in she
• 46:33
  great SC pgri I like doing Scott Pilgrim too she seems like she's awkward in
• 46:36
  interviews and stuff like that but everyone keeps [ __ ] hating on her so
• 46:38
  I always every time I'm like oh news about real last and I'm like oh God but
• 46:42
  all right no I find that I don't know why they had it but I'm the reason why
• 46:46
  I'm not happy with this nothing to do with her is the fact that they're
• 46:49
  bringing her back yeah and it's going to be not your Mar Jade it's going to be
• 46:54
  some new confusing say but there's yeah been no Mara Jade I
• 47:00
  don't know what you're talking about Luke who's Mara Jade I'm looking at my
• 47:03
  official Disney Star Wars character guide and she one of the Dozen cartoons
• 47:08
  we haven't watched maybe no no no but this is why like you got rid of it all
• 47:13
  and now you're bringing stuff back and no if you get rid of it all you're not
• 47:17
  allowed to go back to it Emperor's hand how many hands do the emperor got he's
• 47:20
  got three hands and one of them's a person I don't understand Luke what are
• 47:23
  you talking about she used to be his other like he Darth Vader was more for
• 47:29
  brute forson to show off she was more of the I'm going to assassinate this person
• 47:34
  in the background type yeah he had a hot chick that was like secret not the one
• 47:40
  show yeah well I was about to say well it was sort of a bit different cuz yeah
• 47:44
  like the emperor didn't really like females or alien races but then he was
• 47:48
  gay I don't know what he likes because it's not canon anymore I think we can
• 47:54
  still assume that he like doesn't like females I mean he took he really took an
• 47:59
  under his wing didn't he no he yeah yeah no point yeah okay
• 48:05
  interesting don't like feem he calls them that too like a [ __ ] one of
• 48:09
  those FY fingy in Star Trek
• 48:14
  females very good but yeah so we'll see what happens there Bri Lon is marade I'm
• 48:20
  sure the Nerds are going to love that anyone as Mar
• 48:25
  Jade this would be a smart role to knock back no matter what you do you're going
• 48:31
  to upset people if you're listening Bri and we know you are yeah stay away from
• 48:36
  this role yeah you really want to do your career a favor knock this
• 48:40
  back Luke will destroy you yeah the fans that want it will do fan art about it
• 48:46
  forever and the fans that don't want it will send you death threats if you
• 48:52
  do most probably [ __ ] man stop imagine deciding whether or not to do a Star
• 48:57
  Wars movie these days that' be so whether or not you want death threats
• 49:01
  yeah cuz it doesn't even read the scpt still be in in a second you could read
• 49:04
  the script and be like this looks great and it won't matter that's not the
• 49:07
  script they're filming yeah cuz who knows what's going to happen you could be like hate
• 49:13
  it like imagine sorry to bring this up again but imagine killing Marie Tran
• 49:17
  reading the script being like this is going to be so good ammed best yeah he's
• 49:23
  like I'm goingon to be so [ __ ] famous yeah well so has you either do really
• 49:29
  well after it or do terrible there's there's only two options no there's a
• 49:34
  weird third option which is everyone loves you in Star Wars so no one hires
• 49:39
  you for any other movies The Mark Hamil curse yeah
• 49:44
  mhm it's like you Luke Skywalker we can't put you in this didn't happen to Har voice
• 49:51
  acting no I didn't haveen Harrison
• 49:55
  Ford he in he used to maybe it was luy
• 49:58
  us to work on a star spars and he have little secret compartments where they
• 50:03
  could hide their
• 50:07
  drugs [ __ ] Harrison Ford is great I feel like he would be cool to
• 50:14
  hang out with I'd like to have a beer with him yeah unless he didn't like you
• 50:18
  in which case he would make it very clear like uh was that [ __ ] movie
• 50:23
  worked on with um oh with Josh har it yeah and he [ __ ] hated him and oh man
• 50:29
  that sounded like a nightmare yeah cuz that's the thing yeah he's the kind of
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  person that you don't want Harrison forward to hate you no
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  no like no if you if you don't want to work again that's a good way to make
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  sure that happens is have Harrison Ford pissed off at you yeah yeah that's
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  right cuz what's he what's Josh Aron in now I'm assuming Harrison Ford is in
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  Indie 5 is that a given cuz I know they're leaking all this other car
• 50:57
  but uh no that that one's a definite given they they have still come out and
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  said no one will ever play IND theana Jones apart from Harrison for I mean he
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  is he is nearly 80 y just as soon as he's gone though and five years after
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  that when they do the reboot if in this movie you see him put a hat on another
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  young boy we'll [ __ ] know yeah well he he they were really
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  really trying to pass this torch to shy buff and
• 51:27
  understand not a good character yeah we took the hat off him
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  at the end which was kind of like oh thank God yeah he's like you're not it I
• 51:39
  still missed the days where there was rumors going around that oh oh what um
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  yeah where Chris Pratt was sort of going to play like a young Han Solo and a
• 51:49
  young Indie yeah Henry and a young he's not that young anymore though a young
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  Widowmaker but yeah this is going back like a decade
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  yeah Chris is older than we are God that first Guardians movie is so Good by the
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  way or the same age actually cuz I forget that I'm older than I remember
• 52:11
  being that's that's the other thing too sorry just rewatching all the Marvel
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  movies you can really tell when it gets to Guardians of the Galaxy that that's
• 52:18
  when it hits the swing of this is what the Marvel movies are going to be like
• 52:21
  and then after that it's like oh okay yeah they that's that's that's when it
• 52:25
  kicked in and they were like like yes this is what we want to make these they
• 52:29
  really found their footing yeah James gun was like how about we do it this way
• 52:33
  and then all the ones after that were great oh I still like Thor the Dark
• 52:37
  World by the way I know no one else likes it no no no I love Thor the Dark
• 52:41
  World I really like that movie I like hard sci-fi I like Cat Dennings in those
• 52:45
  movies I love Cat Dennings she's good in in the Thor movies I don't know that
• 52:50
  I've seen her in anything other than that and Two Broke Girls but she's quite
• 52:52
  good in those you know who doesn't like Thor the Dark World Christopher
• 52:57
  no I know and Idris Elber as well they both [ __ ] ha it yes yeah wonder why
• 53:02
  Idris Elber came back though Christopher Eon did not no but Christopher Eon does
• 53:08
  have a history of doing franchises and then just back in the [ __ ] out of it he
• 53:13
  [ __ ] hated Doctor Who as well apparently yeah yeah we have some doctor
• 53:17
  H news Doctor Who did I say that right
• 53:21
  Dr Dr Hughes we have some Dr Hughes um we have some Dr Hugh news
• 53:27
  um in a way uh is there a new doctor or
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  uh no no no um there's one less Doctor
• 53:36
  Who character uh and one less Torchwood character that you can uh interact with
• 53:43
  I'm trying to be koi um John Baran is cancelled what did John Baran do how can
• 53:49
  you cancel John Baran constantly showing people his dick oh sure constantly and
• 53:56
  and not like at a party or anything like just at work
• 54:00
  yeah constantly had his dick out just reading the second article in
• 54:06
  there he's been accused by this over 20 women that he was repeatedly doing this
• 54:12
  know he's a r homosexual he the G no no but here's the thing Matt he never
• 54:18
  denied this if you asked himman are you always getting your dick out he'd be
• 54:22
  like yeah man I'm always getting my dick out as soon as you said it I was like of
• 54:26
  course he did like I [ __ ] met the guy of course he did he's a [ __ ] Maniac
• 54:32
  like yeah he gets up on the every convention he'll jump up on the [ __ ]
• 54:37
  table he's on start showing everybody his dick like he just doesn't give a
• 54:41
  [ __ ] I'm joking he didn't do that don't don't see me but but no he he does jump
• 54:45
  up on the thing and just start trying to get everybody to sing
• 54:49
  and [ __ ] he's he's out there and every show that he's on an interview
• 54:55
  he makes to point out how gay is and do really gay things which is fine but yeah
• 55:01
  just because you're gay doesn't mean you can show your dick to women yeah like it
• 55:05
  doesn't work that way I think he's got no filter so it does not surprise me to
• 55:09
  hear that he he does that no yeah and he has come out and released a statement
• 55:14
  and he has said Matt could you just pop the uh the Doctor Who theme behind this
• 55:19
  sure
• 55:23
  yeah when I got my dick out it was only ever intended in Good Humor to entertain
• 55:29
  colleagues on set and also backstage with the benefit of hindsight I
• 55:33
  understand that upset may have been caused by my exuberant behavior and I
• 55:38
  have apologized for this previously uh
• 55:41
  what was the punchline of hey here's my
• 55:45
  dick I think see again I'm
• 55:49
  like having no just yeah I can totally see that he would think that was funny
• 55:54
  he's just one of those guys it's like thinks a surprise dick is
• 55:59
  hilarious I know Luke's Luke would be confused by it but there is a whole
• 56:03
  group of it's like like uh friends of ours who took up punching each other in
• 56:07
  the dick cuz you know they thought that was a funny amusing Pastime it's that
• 56:11
  kind of humor was like surprise dick
• 56:13
  like look if everyone's in on it go for
• 56:18
  it well they weren't obviously no not everyone was
• 56:24
  no have people complained about this or are people just saying yeah he does no
• 56:28
  not since back then oh no no sorry people did complain about it at the time
• 56:31
  to the producers of Tor all right and and said
• 56:36
  hey going on before he was even famous cuz Torchwood sorry I guess that's not true
• 56:41
  he was on Doctor Who first I think right as a psych yeah and then they made
• 56:45
  torwood so I guess he was yeah he was a pretty cool character
• 56:50
  to be honest yeah like I understand why he got his his spin-off yeah I like his
• 56:55
  character I like him he's a nice guy but yeah he's [ __ ] out there like put it
• 57:00
  away John just put it away no one wants to see it well not no
• 57:06
  one no no no no no I'm sure plenty of people want to see it and you know what
• 57:10
  if he got out and showed me I'd be fine with it too be like that's a good one
• 57:15
  you got me I've seen it now you got me yeah yeah
• 57:20
  haa I be like but there's a time and a place for
• 57:25
  this that's what I told him and then he said
• 57:30
  is it the Afterparty is that is that the time in the place he was like is it your
• 57:33
  hotel room after this he's married to another gentleman I
• 57:40
  think happily married as far as I I'm aware see you can play that joke on him
• 57:45
  you don't know that he me dick imagine that imagine you did that and he was
• 57:49
  like I can't believe you've done this you'll be hearing from my lawyer I've up
• 57:54
  until now I'd only seen my husband's dick and you've ruined it oh am my own dick
• 57:58
  obviously I you apologize for this previously yeah yeah that's what I mean
• 58:02
  like back in 2008 whenever it was that this came out and they're like stop
• 58:06
  showing your dick he's like yeah you're right guys I'm sorry I'm sorry and as
• 58:09
  far as I know this dick he hasn't gotten it out again this one yeah made you
• 58:14
  [Laughter] look if I could just take you guys off
• 58:19
  John Ban's dick for just a moment oh it's hard yes it
• 58:24
  is um um just go back to the spreadsheet scroll all the way down under segments
• 58:30
  and just have a quick look at that YouTube video this is who I want to play Young Indiana
• 58:36
  Jones why can't I hear this gentleman this is a young actor called Anthony in
• 58:41
  Gruber and he looks and sounds like
• 58:47
  Harrison although what does he look like now cuz this was done 13 years
• 58:52
  ago let's find out CU one of the things that might have worked but they have also missed a
• 58:59
  chance now yeah also is is he an actor Anthony in gr actually you know what he
• 59:06
  is he's Dutch Australian actor and impressionist yeah
• 59:12
  right oh he does a lot of impr he does a lot of Impressions on his YouTube
• 59:17
  channel he's do his most recent one is Clarence Boda from
• 59:22
  RoboCop so he's going for all the roles let's find
• 59:27
  out it's the what's his name the dad from uh that 70 show that
• 59:33
  guy Anthony ingruber is the dad from the 70s Show he's doing he's doing he's
• 59:39
  doing an impression of that that actor play that actor's character from
• 59:45
  RoboCop yeah I doesn't look like he's got much acting under belt it's a lot of
• 59:50
  uh voice acting and a lot of filming himself in his kitchen doing impressions of people
• 59:57
  here's ke for southernland let me see how see if this is any good do you think
• 1:00:02
  being able to do an impression of somebody translates directly to acting
• 1:00:06
  in a film just getting character yeah yeah you're you're acting as them right
• 1:00:11
  yeah imag you show up like we've hired you to be in this film uh your
• 1:00:15
  impressions are great we want you to be in this film all right who do you want
• 1:00:18
  me to be in this film well you'll be the character yeah yeah but but who yeah but
• 1:00:22
  but as who you want to be playing Tom Cruz gu yeah exactly I don't
• 1:00:28
  understand Yeah the more I watch of this guy the more I'm glad that they never
• 1:00:32
  cast him uh young Jones I might watch some of these later
• 1:00:39
  turns out River Phoenix cor Jones on Disney I'll tell you what's not on
• 1:00:44
  Disney I doubt it the Spider-Man movies nope H so when you go to Disney
• 1:00:51
  plus and you go to Marvel and you watch them in because I've been watching them
• 1:00:54
  in release order MH they're not in there and you know are you're not watching
• 1:00:59
  them chronologically you're not watching Captain America the First Avenger first
• 1:01:02
  you can't do that yeah they've got them in there chronologically as well so you
• 1:01:05
  can choose to watch them in that order or you no I'm watching in the release
• 1:01:07
  order just because you know that's how watch them the first time so but yeah we
• 1:01:11
  talked about Incredible Hulks not on there but neither are the Spider-Man's
• 1:01:14
  uh so I'm going to have to figure out I I think Spider-Man homecoming comes
• 1:01:19
  after Civil War which is the next movie
• 1:01:22
  we've got so yes have to figure out where to watch
• 1:01:28
  that and then far from home is at the end of everything yeah you definitely
• 1:01:32
  have on one of streaming find
• 1:01:36
  somewhere it's always Italy there are characters that recur that I didn't
• 1:01:42
  realize recurred because they were not very memorable but for example you know
• 1:01:47
  that French arms dealer in the Falcon and the Winter Soldier MH you know what
• 1:01:51
  I mean he's in Captain America the Winter Soldier the movie
• 1:01:56
  is he Captain America a charm stealer yeah Captain America fights him in the
• 1:02:00
  opening sequence of the movie and I was like oh [ __ ] it's that guy that's why
• 1:02:04
  they didn't explain who he was they assumed I would know but I didn't cuz
• 1:02:07
  he's so forget there was a fair bit of that going on in that
• 1:02:11
  show yeah there's a couple other characters that they were like okay they
• 1:02:15
  recognize her so I guess I'm supposed to recognize her too yeah there's quite a
• 1:02:19
  few things that I was like oh that comes back later and I forgot that that was a
• 1:02:25
  thing some they did some good stuff like that oh and I liked the little uh the
• 1:02:31
  little Nazi scientist made himself into a computer AI computer on Old like an
• 1:02:36
  old tape based computer system I forgot that was in that movie that was [ __ ]
• 1:02:41
  great maybe I want to sit down and watch them all they're good it's good it's a
• 1:02:46
  good experience I'm having fun even the not even not good ones are pretty good
• 1:02:53
  I've seen the first Iron Man but that's the only Iron Man I've seen what that is
• 1:02:58
  the good it I don't let's I don't know why I skipped skon man not as bad as I
• 1:03:03
  remember and Iron Man 3 Iron Man 3 is not great but it's still it's got some
• 1:03:06
  great moments yeah Iron Man 3 is good if you just want to St and that kid are
• 1:03:12
  [ __ ] great together I'm cold I know you're cold you know how I know cuz
• 1:03:17
  we're connected and he just drives off so
• 1:03:23
  good I've seen that once well I might give it a go I'll binge watch it while
• 1:03:28
  I'm playing Mass Effect so you'll pick up going to really
• 1:03:34
  get full experience then yeah the show I'm watching while playing Mass Effect
• 1:03:38
  is eight out of 10 cats does countdown what are you talking
• 1:03:44
  about Bri show called eight out of
• 1:03:48
  10 and there was a spinoff they did that
• 1:03:51
  out so they had the cast of It Go did special spin-off week where they did a
• 1:03:57
  crossover with countdown so it's eight out of 10 cats does countdown and then
• 1:04:01
  it was so good they made a series out of it hang on where did the C where the
• 1:04:04
  cats come in yeah you've you've not explained anything you've not explained the
• 1:04:10
  interesting part and we get countdown we
• 1:04:13
  get eight out of 10 yeah so so basically
• 1:04:19
  there's no cats juy car hosts a show where they
• 1:04:24
  bring comedians on to play
• 1:04:28
  countdown I am no closer to understanding this in fact I feel like I'm less qualified
• 1:04:35
  now just after this type in eight out of 10 cat do countdown in YouTube you'll
• 1:04:40
  understand all right fine that is
• 1:04:45
  bizarre so should we uh take a Wander over to the Afterparty all right about
• 1:04:51
  there time to get a little dirty get those dicks out
• 1:04:56
  just not at the workplace that's all for this week thank you for listening and we
• 1:05:01
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