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Donald Drumpf Theatre 297: The Strait of Hormuz Troll Strikes Again! · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

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SPEAKER_00: No, no.
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SPEAKER_00: He can send troops into American cities to terrorize
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SPEAKER_00: and even kill American citizens,
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SPEAKER_00: all to distract from the fact that he's friends with a pedophile.
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SPEAKER_00: He can attack universities, even the free press, silencing anyone who dares to criticize him.
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SPEAKER_00: Ah, come on.
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SPEAKER_00: That could never happen.
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SPEAKER_00: That's what you think.
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SPEAKER_00: Are you suggesting that the president would take the time to challenge anyone
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SPEAKER_00: who dare make fun of him as if he were a big baby?
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SPEAKER_03: A big baby!
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SPEAKER_00: I don't see it.
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SPEAKER_00: I can see it.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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SPEAKER_03: We are controlling transmission, if we wish to make it louder.
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SPEAKER_01: We will bring up the button.
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SPEAKER_01: We can change the focus to a soft blur.
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SPEAKER_01: You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
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SPEAKER_01: You just crossed over into... For your consideration,
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SPEAKER_00: A nation held hostage by the fragile ego of a man-baby president.
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SPEAKER_00: You were trapped with...
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SPEAKER_00: In the Twilight Zone.
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SPEAKER_01: The Twilight Zone.
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SPEAKER_01: Donald Trump says...
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SPEAKER_01: At first I heard it was clogged arteries, because he did have clogged arteries.
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SPEAKER_01: He had a problem with that.
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SPEAKER_01: He was...
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SPEAKER_03: I wish he took better care of himself.
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SPEAKER_03: I say, you know, you can solve that problem.
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SPEAKER_03: But what happened is actually something that's very hard to detect.
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SPEAKER_03: It was not related to any blockage.
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SPEAKER_03: It was a totally different thing.
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SPEAKER_03: We've had great doctors and they talked about,
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SPEAKER_03: you know, a certain part of his body literally blew up.
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SPEAKER_01: Donald Trump.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't
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SPEAKER_03: feel great.
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SPEAKER_03: He was a great guy.
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SPEAKER_03: He was a friend.
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SPEAKER_03: He would call me all the time.
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SPEAKER_03: He would just, I'd say, stop calling me, Lindsay.
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SPEAKER_01: He said,
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SPEAKER_03: I'll get you in South Carolina.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to get you in South Carolina.
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SPEAKER_03: That didn't work out too well.
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SPEAKER_03: It was a nasty campaign.
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SPEAKER_03: He was tough and nasty.
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SPEAKER_03: I wanted to see the war with Ukraine end very quickly.
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SPEAKER_03: I think he was more into, you know, keeping it going, frankly.
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SPEAKER_03: He was a total workaholic politician.
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SPEAKER_03: Now, some people don't call that work.
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SPEAKER_03: Some people call that a lot of talking.
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SPEAKER_01: When we bring to the world this order.
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SPEAKER_01: Donald Trump says,
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SPEAKER_03: Now he had one bad moment,
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SPEAKER_03: and that was,
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SPEAKER_03: you know,
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SPEAKER_03: the January 6th thing,
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SPEAKER_03: when he stood up, all right, now I've had it, that's it, I can't do it anymore.
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SPEAKER_03: So I give him a 99 instead of a 100,
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SPEAKER_03: you know,
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SPEAKER_03: most people, a lot of people were at 100, but he did have that one little moment.
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SPEAKER_01: Donald Trump is the greatest great Soviet.
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SPEAKER_01: I think
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SPEAKER_00: the president has zoomed through the first five stages of grief.
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SPEAKER_00: I've gone straight to number six.
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SPEAKER_00: F*** that guy.
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SPEAKER_01: Donald Trump says...
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SPEAKER_03: These people suffer from a very fine disease known as Trump Derangement Syndrome and...
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SPEAKER_03: He was seeing that.
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SPEAKER_03: Mr. President, did you notice anything?
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SPEAKER_03: He was really come a long way on terminating the filibuster.
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SPEAKER_03: But Mr. President, did you notice anything different?
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SPEAKER_03: In California, they find millions and millions of balances impossible.
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SPEAKER_03: And they didn't know in two weeks.
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SPEAKER_03: They let it be known an hour later.
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SPEAKER_00: So, Mr. President, real quickly, did you notice anything different from
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SPEAKER_03: Lindsey on the phone?
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SPEAKER_03: These elections are very dishonest.
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SPEAKER_03: No.
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SPEAKER_01: Be higher!
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SPEAKER_01: Higher!
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SPEAKER_01: Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
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SPEAKER_02: What's that?
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SPEAKER_02: Donald Drumpf said the ceasefire with Iran is over,
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SPEAKER_02: and no one knows if the Strait of Hormuz is open or closed and
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SPEAKER_02: the Iranian blockade is back on.
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SPEAKER_02: Donald Drumpf said that if Iran assassinates him,
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SPEAKER_02: he left instructions for the U.S.
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SPEAKER_02: government to bomb them at levels they've never seen before.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, well, yeah, but that's great.
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SPEAKER_02: But that's just Iran stuff.
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SPEAKER_02: What?
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SPEAKER_02: There's a parasitic infection that causes explosive diarrhea spreading throughout
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SPEAKER_02: the country,
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SPEAKER_02: and that might be why Donald Drumpf sits like he's always on the toilet,
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SPEAKER_02: and it turns out...
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SPEAKER_02: The CDC under RFK Jr. ended the program that monitors cases of the explosive diarrhea bug.
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SPEAKER_02: What now?
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SPEAKER_02: The president refused to sign a bipartisan housing bill that his own party voted for
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SPEAKER_02: and then became law anyway.
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SPEAKER_02: He fired members of a bipartisan federal election commission,
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SPEAKER_02: which has troublesome developments for people who worry he might try to seal
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SPEAKER_02: the next election.
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SPEAKER_02: The Pentagon released a new batch of UFO files and Stephen Miller is in there nine times?
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SPEAKER_02: Drumpf.
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SPEAKER_02: Flew to Turkey on the fancy golden jet he got from the Qataris,
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SPEAKER_02: but then he had to fly back on the old Air Force one because of security concerns?
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SPEAKER_02: Security concerns that should have been obvious when you try to retrofit a free jet from Qatar?
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SPEAKER_02: What?
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SPEAKER_02: Kash Patel said he has a gold-plated jet ski and called a media outlet a dumbass,
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SPEAKER_02: even though he's the one who always looks like he?
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SPEAKER_02: Has explosive diarrhea pressing against the back of his eyeballs?
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SPEAKER_02: The Drumpf.
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SPEAKER_02: The administration drained the reflecting pool for a third time on Friday,
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SPEAKER_02: ballooning the cost of a project no one asked for to more than $16 million.
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SPEAKER_02: The Secretary of the Interior claimed vandals cut a 350-foot gash in the blue paint
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SPEAKER_02: in the bottom of the pool but refused to provide evidence because,
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SPEAKER_02: hold on, let me see if I have this right.
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SPEAKER_02: That's insane.
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SPEAKER_02: What's that?
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SPEAKER_02: The Drumpf.
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SPEAKER_02: The administration arrested a former Olympian for touching a piece of the blue paint
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SPEAKER_02: that peeled after the administration dumped hydrogen peroxide into the pool to kill
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SPEAKER_02: the algae that filled the pool after Drumpf.
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SPEAKER_02: Renovated it the first time and made it look like a ninja turtle puked up Mountain Dew.
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SPEAKER_02: Drumpf posted an insane 589-word rant in which he claimed the algae in
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SPEAKER_02: the reflecting pool was criminally made.
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SPEAKER_02: JD Vance said if Watergate happened today,
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SPEAKER_02: it would be a 12-hour news story,
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SPEAKER_02: which is ironic because Watergreen is already a three-week story and counting.
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SPEAKER_02: A new report said that Drumpf made over $2 billion during his first year in office
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SPEAKER_02: while nearly a million investors lost $3.8 billion in his crypto coin.
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SPEAKER_02: The White House promoted a mysterious...
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SPEAKER_02: Network of Freedom Fuel gas stations offering gas at $3.47 a gallon,
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SPEAKER_02: which is still way higher than the $2.
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SPEAKER_02: Drumpf promised and then claimed they had nothing to do with it and wouldn't reveal
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SPEAKER_02: who funded it.
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SPEAKER_02: Drumpf said he was gonna cut off all trade with Spain and started a feud with
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SPEAKER_02: the Prime Minister The Prime Minister of Italy,
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SPEAKER_02: New Mexico,
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SPEAKER_02: said the Justice Department is hindering its investigation
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SPEAKER_02: of Jeffrey Epstein's rape.
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SPEAKER_02: Drumpf.
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SPEAKER_02: Attacked Muslim kindergartners in Minnesota for wearing clothes he didn't like.
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SPEAKER_02: Cabinet officials fought over who would get to ride in a fighter jet for a July 4th flyover.
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SPEAKER_02: Pete Hegseth got mad at military leaders because he saw some sailors.
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SPEAKER_02: The New York Times reported that Marco Rubio is secretly running veterans.
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SPEAKER_02: Drumpf.
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SPEAKER_02: Says he wants to take over Greenland again.
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SPEAKER_02: He posted another rant claiming he aced a cognitive test just five few days
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SPEAKER_02: after calling the social media site TikTok Tic Tac.
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SPEAKER_02: And inventing a new country called the Islamic Republic of Japan, Drumpf.
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SPEAKER_02: Intervening to get a red card in a World Cup match overturned
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SPEAKER_02: while admitting he didn't know what a red card was.
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SPEAKER_02: And then when Belgium beat the US, they made fun of Drumpf by doing his stupid dance.
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SPEAKER_02: A court said, Drumpf.
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SPEAKER_02: They had to pay E.J.
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SPEAKER_02: Carroll $5 million, and another court denied a request to put Drumpf.
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SPEAKER_02: They misled America 250 donors into giving money to a group he controls,
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SPEAKER_02: and the great American state fairytale plan in Washington,
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SPEAKER_02: D.C. was so empty, it looked like everyone was homesick with a diarrhea bug.
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SPEAKER_00: Iran has declared the Strait of Hormuz closed.
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SPEAKER_00: Is that true, Mr. President?
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SPEAKER_03: It's open as far as we're concerned.
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SPEAKER_03: Don't talk about it.
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SPEAKER_03: Talk about the reason that you have been as big.
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SPEAKER_02: Don't talk about it is not a reassuring answer.
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SPEAKER_02: The whole thing with diplomacy,
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SPEAKER_02: especially in regards to what is or is not open, is that you have to talk about it.
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SPEAKER_02: You can't treat access to a key international waterway that controls
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SPEAKER_02: the world's oil supply like it's a mystery.
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SPEAKER_02: You're the president, not some magical bridge troll.
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SPEAKER_02: So is it open or not?
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SPEAKER_02: The answer, you will hear from me once you answer my riddle's three.
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SPEAKER_00: Last night, we got an update on the president's Iran-again, off-again war.
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SPEAKER_00: And, uh...
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SPEAKER_00: Drumpf formally notified Congress that we have resumed military action against Iran.
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SPEAKER_00: Remember when Drumpf said this was like a little excursion that was going
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SPEAKER_00: to just last a few weeks?
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SPEAKER_00: That was four months ago.
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SPEAKER_00: I still don't understand why he even started this war.
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SPEAKER_00: It's Jeffrey Epstein was his best friend.
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SPEAKER_00: For many, many years.
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SPEAKER_00: And he won.
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SPEAKER_00: I forget how many times he's mentioned in the Drumpf Epstein Files.
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SPEAKER_00: Sorry, sorry, I have the Hantavirus, so...
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SPEAKER_00: The U.S.
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SPEAKER_00: launching strikes for a third straight day as President Trump informed Congress
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SPEAKER_00: that U.S. military action is ramping up.
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SPEAKER_03: We're going to hit them very hard tonight and we're going to hit them hard tomorrow.
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SPEAKER_03: And there's not a damn thing they can do about it.
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SPEAKER_03: They have nothing.
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SPEAKER_03: They have nothing going other than they have big mouths.
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SPEAKER_01: Is the ceasefire over?
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SPEAKER_01: Is the ceasefire done?
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SPEAKER_01: Is the MOU dead?
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SPEAKER_03: It's a very interesting question.
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SPEAKER_03: To me, I think it's over.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't want to deal with them anymore.
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SPEAKER_03: They're scum.
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SPEAKER_03: They're led by sick people.
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SPEAKER_03: And they're vicious, violent people.
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SPEAKER_03: There's something wrong with them.
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SPEAKER_03: They're cuckoo.
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SPEAKER_02: Last month,
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SPEAKER_02: you said Iranian
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SPEAKER_00: leaders were very rational people,
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SPEAKER_00: nice people to deal with, strong people, smart people.
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SPEAKER_00: Today, you said they were scum, sick people, and being led by sick people.
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SPEAKER_00: What changed and do you think- I got to know them.
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SPEAKER_03: I told this story yesterday.
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SPEAKER_03: We had 111 missile shot.
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SPEAKER_03: By the Islamic Republic of Japan.
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SPEAKER_00: The reason why Drumpf says he went back to war is that Iran wants to charge tolls
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SPEAKER_00: for ships going through the Strait of Hormuz.
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SPEAKER_00: And guess what, buddy?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay?
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SPEAKER_00: You can't do that.
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SPEAKER_00: We believe international waterways should be free of tolls, and that's been our position.
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SPEAKER_00: Trying to impose a tolling system.
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SPEAKER_00: Iran's plan, a form of international extortion, is unacceptable.
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SPEAKER_00: No country is allowed to charge tolls or fees on an international waterway.
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SPEAKER_00: That's existing international law.
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SPEAKER_00: That's the way it is.
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SPEAKER_00: And international waterways all over the world,
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SPEAKER_00: and that's the way we Yeah,
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SPEAKER_00: the president's made it clear that's not gonna happen, Iran.
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SPEAKER_00: When the president says something, he means it.
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SPEAKER_00: He's a man of his worth.
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SPEAKER_02: It's against the law.
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SPEAKER_02: Nobody supports it.
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SPEAKER_02: The only way you're going to accomplish your dastardly plan to impose a fee on
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SPEAKER_02: the Strait of Hormuz is if you send,
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know,
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SPEAKER_02: a secret agent to sneak into the White House dressed as an advisor
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SPEAKER_02: to President Drumpf and do some sort of Jedi mind trick hypnosis to convince him
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SPEAKER_02: to write a post on his social media account imposing a fee on the Strait of Hormuz.
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SPEAKER_02: But Donald Drumpf's mind is an impenetrable steel trap and that ain't gonna.
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SPEAKER_02: The president said that there would be a 20% fee on ships crossing the straits.
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SPEAKER_02: They got to him.
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SPEAKER_02: This must be the most disappointing thing to happen to Marco Rubio in the last
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SPEAKER_00: 45 minutes.
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SPEAKER_00: Charging a toll is not allowed under international law.
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SPEAKER_00: Doesn't matter if it's 5% or 1%.
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SPEAKER_00: The only acceptable number is 0%.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Drunk announcing plans to charge a 20 percent fee on all cargo that passes through
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SPEAKER_00: the Strait of Hormuz.
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SPEAKER_00: If Drunk's fee goes into effect,
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SPEAKER_00: a massive oil tanker transporting two million barrels could have to pay the U.S.
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SPEAKER_00: upwards of 32 million dollars.
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SPEAKER_02: The president announced a new plan to impose a 20% toll on cargo shipped through
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SPEAKER_02: the Strait of Hormuz, even though he does not control the Strait of Hormuz.
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SPEAKER_02: And a toll would make everything more expensive.
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SPEAKER_02: And, uh-oh, I'm sorry, wait a second.
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SPEAKER_02: That sounds like typing.
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SPEAKER_02: I think the president is writing a social media post.
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SPEAKER_02: And let me just check here.
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SPEAKER_02: And, oh, would you look at that?
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SPEAKER_02: He already canceled it.
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SPEAKER_02: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: President Drumpf.
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SPEAKER_02: After less than 24 hours,
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SPEAKER_02: is walking
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SPEAKER_00: back his plan to charge commercial ships a fee for U.S.
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SPEAKER_00: protection in the Strait of Hormuz.
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SPEAKER_03: So I put it out yesterday.
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SPEAKER_03: I thought it was good.
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SPEAKER_03: I was called by different people,
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SPEAKER_03: different countries,
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SPEAKER_03: kings and emirs and all of the people that we all know and we all love.
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SPEAKER_03: And frankly, they've been very strong partners.
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SPEAKER_03: And they said, we'd love to do it a different way.
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SPEAKER_03: We'd love to invest in the United States.
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SPEAKER_03: And I like that,
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SPEAKER_03: actually,
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SPEAKER_03: because I don't think anybody should be able to charge a fee for the straight.
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SPEAKER_02: You just said you were going to charge a fee for the straight.
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SPEAKER_02: Next time you have a war, could you just have some semblance of a plan?
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SPEAKER_02: The flip-flopping is not projecting strength.
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SPEAKER_02: If Trump gave Churchill's We Shall Fight On The Beaches speech,
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SPEAKER_02: it would have been all over the place.
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SPEAKER_02: We shall fight on the beaches.
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SPEAKER_02: We shall fight on the landing grounds.
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SPEAKER_02: Actually scratch fighting on the beaches.
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SPEAKER_02: It'll be too sandy on the beaches.
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SPEAKER_02: I hate getting sick.
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SPEAKER_02: We're going to let them have the beaches.
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SPEAKER_02: But we shall fight them in the fields and in the streets, but never in the fields.
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SPEAKER_02: Of course, it'd be better if we didn't have to fight and they just surrendered.
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SPEAKER_02: Can someone ask if they're open to that?
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SPEAKER_02: And we're gonna charge a fee for the beaches.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, to most people,
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SPEAKER_02: this would sound like another embarrassing U-turn,
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SPEAKER_02: but don't worry, Fox News has a better idea for how to market it.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't like the way we say he abandoned the freedom toll.
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SPEAKER_00: I would frame it this way, Kayleigh.
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SPEAKER_00: I would say he proposed the freedom toll,
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SPEAKER_00: and then the Gulf Arab allies said, no, no, no, don't do the toll.
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SPEAKER_00: We'll invest a lot of money in America.
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SPEAKER_00: That's how I would frame it.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, is that how you would frame it?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, you're not gonna believe this coincidence.
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SPEAKER_02: That's exactly how Donald Drumpf is framing it.
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SPEAKER_02: While we're at it, I wouldn't frame Jesse Waters as a journalist.
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SPEAKER_02: I would frame him as a result of a Freaky Friday between Ross from Friends and Stephen Miller.
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SPEAKER_02: This is the recurring theme of the second drunk presidency so far.
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SPEAKER_02: He won an election on bringing down prices,
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SPEAKER_02: making life more affordable, and now everything is worse.
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SPEAKER_02: He started a war he had no plan for,
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SPEAKER_02: and just like Wile E.
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SPEAKER_02: Coyote, every time he had a new idea, that idea literally blew up.
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SPEAKER_00: And by the way, We're not even in control of the strait.
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SPEAKER_00: Iran is.
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SPEAKER_00: And now you're just giving them ideas.
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SPEAKER_00: Its foreign minister wrote on social media the following,
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SPEAKER_00: quote, the president is absolutely right.
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SPEAKER_00: Whoever provides secure and safe passage of commercial vessels through the strait
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SPEAKER_00: of Hormuz should be compensated for their service.
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SPEAKER_00: 20% of course is too much.
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SPEAKER_00: We will be fair.
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SPEAKER_00: How did we end up like this?
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SPEAKER_00: We're a global superpower and we're haggling over tolls with the Iranians?
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SPEAKER_00: How are we going to get out of this jam?
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SPEAKER_00: Today, in a major reversal,
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SPEAKER_00: President Trump says the U.S.
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SPEAKER_00: will not charge tolls on cargo moving through the straightforward moves.
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SPEAKER_03: I was called by different people and they said we'd love to do it a different way.
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SPEAKER_03: We'd love to invest in the United States as opposed to charging a fee.
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SPEAKER_03: And I like that,
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SPEAKER_03: actually,
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SPEAKER_03: because I don't think anybody should be able to charge a fee for the straight.
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SPEAKER_00: All right, phew.
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SPEAKER_00: God, I was worried there for a second.
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SPEAKER_00: Then I remembered everything Trump says is bullshit.
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SPEAKER_00: So thanks, President Trump.
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SPEAKER_00: In summary,
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SPEAKER_00: the bottom line is we're back at war with Iran to stop them from charging tolls
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SPEAKER_00: that they weren't charging before we went to war with them,
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SPEAKER_00: so that nobody can charge tolls except we want to charge tolls.
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SPEAKER_00: Can anything be more embarrassing than this?
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SPEAKER_00: Going even further, Drumpf,
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SPEAKER_00: declaring the U.S. will soon become, quote, the Guardian of the Hormuz Strait.
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SPEAKER_00: Guardian of the Hormuz Strait.
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SPEAKER_00: You couldn't even protect the reflecting pool from algae.
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SPEAKER_00: So the Guardian of the Strait is a pretty fancy term for a toll booth collector.
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SPEAKER_00: Did you bring the toll?
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SPEAKER_00: Confound your lousy toll, troll.
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SPEAKER_00: You gotta pay the troll toll.
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SPEAKER_00: If you wanna get into that boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in.
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SPEAKER_00: You want the baby boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll.
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SPEAKER_00: You gotta pay the troll toll to get in.
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SPEAKER_00: Troll toll.
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SPEAKER_00: What'd you say?
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SPEAKER_00: Troll toll.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, hey, hey, troll, troll.
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SPEAKER_03: Here's your toll, troll.
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SPEAKER_03: Thanks for the songs for this week's episode from Golden Earring,
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Ray Stevens, and Carl Stallings.
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SPEAKER_00: And thanks to the clips and excerpts from Jon Stewart,
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SPEAKER_00: John Oliver,
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SPEAKER_00: Larry David,
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SPEAKER_00: Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Ike Barinholtz, Seth Meyers, Michael Costa, J.D.
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SPEAKER_00: Vance, Pete Hegseth, Marco Rubio, Jesse Waters, and Danny DeVito.
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SPEAKER_00: Tune in for episode number 298 next week.
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SPEAKER_00: If the toll on radio shows critical of the present is not raised beyond reach.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm stepping into the twilight zone.
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SPEAKER_01: This is the madhouse, it feels like being blown.
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SPEAKER_01: My weekend's been moved from the moon and star.
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SPEAKER_01: Where am I to go now that I've gone so far?
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Oh, I'm stepping into the twilight zone.
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SPEAKER_01: This is the madhouse, it feels like being blown.
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SPEAKER_01: My weekend's been moved from the moon and star.
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SPEAKER_01: Where am I to go now that I've gone?
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SPEAKER_01: So you will come and know When the bullet hits the bone So
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SPEAKER_01: you will come and know
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SPEAKER_01: When the bullet hits the bone So you will come and know When the bullet hits
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SPEAKER_01: the bone So you will come and know
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We'll see you next time.