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CROWD WORK PACK_ Dayton_ OH · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Why y'all late? Me too, why y'all late? If you
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: were here on time, you would've caught that. You missed
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: some good shit. My feature just broke both her legs.
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: Matter of fact, this her theater now.
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: That's right, this the Kenesha Bus Theater, so.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: If you was on time, you would've knew that.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Now this what I want to talk about first and
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: foremost some shit done popped off this week in the
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: news Holy shit, man. I never thought I'd see something
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: like that on my social media and since it's integrated
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: in here tonight Let's just talk about it Yeah Somebody
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: got fucked up on the ground First, I want to
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: say I don't wish that on nobody, but I'll say this.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: What I learned this week, because I had to do research.
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, who? What happened to who?
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: Because the algorithm, it be sending you what you look at,
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: and apparently I don't look at people that's arguing.
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: Black people don't even know what happened. Still, some people
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: right now, they lean to their neighbor like, what are
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: you talking about? What happened?
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: White people know, like, oh my God, it's been in
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: the forefront of all my social media and television all
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: week long.
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: Fucking Kimmel's not even on TV anymore. It's crazy.
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: Black people are like, hey man, who is Kimmel?
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: That's Jamie Foxx homeboy. Who is Kimmel? I called my mom.
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: I said, mama, they done got Charlie. She said, oh, yeah.
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: They done got Charlie Wilson.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: I said, wait, what? No, no, not Charlie. She's like, shabba-dabba, twee, twee, twee.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord, what the God damn going to do? What
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: the God damn going to do? They done got Uncle Charlie.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: I said, no, Mama, it's a different Charlie.
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: God, the hell. Oh, they done got Charlie Murphy? I said, Mama,
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: Charlie Murphy been dead. When did Charlie Murphy die? They
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: got Eddie Murphy brother? Oh, Lord. Different Charlie mama calm down.
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: I'm calm. I'm calm.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: They got Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown. Mama, what the fuck
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? That's a cartoon. You think they
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: would have got Pigpen first?
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: He the dirty one. That's crazy. No, mama, no. Kirk. Oh,
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: they done got Captain James T.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: Kirk from the USS Enterprise.
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: White people been concerned all week, and rightfully so. But
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: black people, we.
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: Be like, that's not even the sixth most relevant Charlie.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: We don't even know what happened. I thought Uncle Charles
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: was in a Bone Thugger Harmony song. Something happened to him.
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I do miss my Uncle Charles, y'all. My
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: mama you can see where she thought she.
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: Was going all the way to hell And then realized
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: it was a little far.
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, shit.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: She said, y'all ain't got no cameras. Surprise, motherfucker. French fries, motherfucker.
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, man, just for me. One more goddamn time.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: Shouldn't have let me fuck in college, bitch. All right, man.
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: I'm going to hear that.
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: Wait.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: Turn the lights on right now. Turn all the lights on.
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: Something's going on. Turn the lights up. They fighting?
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: Who leading the fight? Well, calm down, black people. This
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: is a black-owned business.
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: Relax.
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Dayton. I can't tell who the problem is yet.
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: So upstairs, here's what's going on. We have a blonde
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  Speaker 1: white lady with a short-sleeved black church shirt and she
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: is yelling at two large Negroes.
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: Fearless. She's fixing her hair right now as the gentleman
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: behind her follows. He's upset.
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: He's like, I wanted to see the show. Security is
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: all over him. There's six of them following two white
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: people right now. That's a lot of security for just
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: one white man. As you can see, the rest of
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: the crowd has lost interest. They don't care anymore. I
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: thought it was Kenesha. I was like, damn, nigga, these jokes.
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: Fuck that. You want to talk about me falling? I'm
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: in the crowd sucking, motherfucker. You can leave the lights on.
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: Ain't going to be no more surprises.
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: I still don't know who the problem was.
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: Shit. Let the black people come back.
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: Because the white lady was the only one I've seen
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: talking shit.
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened. Y'all be safe. They going where? Kroger's?
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: Look at your little messy ass. She like, fuck that.
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: There's a fight?
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: Fuck that.
• 6:48
  Speaker 4: For anybody upstairs that got FOMO and you're like, man, fuck,
• 6:59
  Speaker 4: what happened?
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: You should have bought your tickets earlier. All the action
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: is downstairs. It's the only place you get roasted and
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: knocked the fuck out.
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: What are you saying, sir? Oh yeah, you do drugs.
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: You can hear it. You can hear it in his voice.
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to see what that be like. I'm trying.
• 7:32
  Speaker 5: To see what he got, yeah. He gonna be at
• 7:36
  Speaker 5: the barber shop tomorrow. The show was gone until my part. Yeah,
• 7:47
  Speaker 5: I took that motherfucker up another level.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: Pipe down with the cocaine and the powders.
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: Is that a blunt in your head right now? Who
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: is the mayor? This is ridiculous. Who is the mayor?
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: What's the mayor's name? God damn it. I'm sending a letter.
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. Can you please get Bobby Brown off the screen?
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: Thank you. I'm the big dog.
• 8:28
  Speaker 6: Shit.
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: That shit was hilarious. What'd you say? You said that's
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: fucked up? You watch me every day?
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: How many videos you see people yelling out from the
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: balcony like a crackhead on?
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: How many videos? No, no, we post two, three times
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  Speaker 2: a day.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: How many times you seen somebody on the video going, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya?
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: You thought you was going to get away with that?
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't even do that. Somebody else found that picture
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: and put your ass up there. I didn't even roast
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: you yet. That was just the pictures. Man, sit back
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: and relax and enjoy the show.
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What were they fighting about? God damn. Nobody knows, huh?
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: The armrest. Somebody was trying to move. Oh, somebody tried
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: to take their seats. They were like, get your ass up.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: The white lady was like, these my motherfuckers.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: See, you can kill yourself, motherfucker. That's crazy. Where'd the
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: black dude with the beard go? And I was like, who?
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: He was like, me. I'm the one started it. I
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: want to fight him. That's too much. You know what
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: would be cool?
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: If we seen the big dude with the bald head
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: and the beard and then the crack.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: If they fought. Because he'll win. Because he'll keep moving
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: and shit. Big dude will be tired. Like, oh, shit.
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: I didn't even remember knocking that over. That's how funny
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: that was. Goddamn, Trenton. You was on fire with that
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: goddamn picture. Whew, shit. Okay, rule number one. Whew.
• 11:14
  Speaker 6: Whew.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: I would like if the rest of this show was regular.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: Y'all calm down. All four of.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: Y'all. Just look at me.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: This is what you wanted to see, right? Let's get
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: to talking some shit. Let's see who we're going to get.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Let's get somebody in the Abraham Lincoln seats.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: Right here. Let's get Fantasia Barino right here. That's Fantasia
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: Barino right there. Or at least it's a Fantasia wig.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's you or if it's the wig.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: You'll see it in just a second.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: Don't even worry about it. How you doing, baby? You
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: was just looking at me. Now you don't want no shit?
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: I went too hard off top? I'm sorry. Okay, we'll
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: move around.
• 12:14
  Speaker 6: Goddamn.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: I'm coming back, though. You ain't off the goddamn hook. Shit.
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: Let's get the other Martin Luther King seats over here.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Is this a triple date? Everybody know each other? Just two, two,
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: and two? Okay. Well, let's start from the back and
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: work our way forward there.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, you can go and put the dude on the
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: screen with the iced tea ponytail. I think that's a ponytail.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: Is that a ponytail? Is that a slick back? What
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: you got, player? Are you black?
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: What are you? It's a little dark. You, sir, yeah.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Hawaiian, Filipino, Thai, and white? Damn, I want to eat
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: at your house. That is hella, that is hella salt.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: What's your name? That's it? After all them cultures?
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Josh, your name's supposed to be Uma Fatasa Feli Feli
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  Speaker 1: Feli Yau Yang Bololo.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Did you see how I switched it to the Thai?
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Uma Fatasa Yau Yang Bololo. And who you with? By
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: yourself or your girl done tucked off? How you doing, queen?
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: You good? Okay. Is that a look away? I'll honor that. Okay. Well,
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: let's just talk to Josh. So Josh, who are you, man?
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Let's tell everybody what you're doing and shit.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: At the manufacturing plant? Like Homer Simpson? You working with
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  Speaker 1: nuclear waste and shit?
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Huh? Kroger's? You can't write this shit. The answer to
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: the question is yes.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: You do work with nuclear waste. Well, it's nice to
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  Speaker 1: meet you, Josh. Just by chance, do you know Fantasia.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Marino over there?
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I told y'all I'm coming back. I'm going to
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: keep on coming back. Now, let me talk to the
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: black couple right there.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: How y'all doing? Is that black love? Of course? Okay.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Well, we can't just assume just because you sat together
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  Speaker 1: that y'all in love. You know what I'm saying? He
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: might be literally bleeding your checking account one week at
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: a time. Is that the brightest you can get that
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: camera right there? Because you got the black people looking
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: blacker than they are in real life. It's unnecessary. She's dark,
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: but she's not that damn dark. God damn, I can't
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: even see her features.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Is that it?
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: You ain't got no more apertures or nothing? Is that
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: as bright as it go, Cannon?
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Hello, Cannon? I guess that'll work.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Shit. All right, well, let's talk to Murphy Lee. Don't
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: look at me like that. You know who you look like.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: I don't need no hook on this beat, face-ass. What's
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: your name, champ?
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Donovan? Nice to meet you. And this your woman then?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Your wife? Outstanding.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: How long y'all been married? What was that little sound?
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not the only one that picked up on it, really.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Y'all were like, ugh. The fuck is the ugh?
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Y'all got to practice. Your answer's in the cars, fellas.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: She's going to be looking at him in the side
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: of his head while he's driving.
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: 10 years? Wait till you ask for some. I'm like,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: ain't no. 10 years, huh?
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: So you got together 10 years ago. Or you've been
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: together longer than that. How long you been together? 20 years. No. No,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: we clap and support when it makes sense. They've been
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: married 10 years and fuck around for 20. Donovan was
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: bullshitting for a decade.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: God damn, Donovan.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you finally got your shit together, but that's terrible.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: What do you do for money, Donovan?
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Truck driver. Short, long haul.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: There's another truck driver clapping. You can hear how thick
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: they palm is off the clap.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Truck drivers unite. Long haul, short haul, where you going?
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: Huh?
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Long haul, where the farthest you go? Oh, you just slow.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: That's two uhs in a row. Three uhs in your route, brother.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: He don't even know where he go. Now you can't
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: get mad at him for not knowing how long y'all
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: been together.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Because he don't even know where he goes. That was
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: real slick, Donovan.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm going to say uh two more times
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: or shake me off the trail of not knowing how
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: long I've been with my queen.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Okay. So how did you meet her? She was just
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: out there at one of the rest stops? We can
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: both lean real far. I said what I said. I
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: can't take it back.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I basically asked if you were a lot lizard, and
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If I could have it back, I would,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: but that's not the way comedy works.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: It goes in one direction. Kenesha.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: How did y'all meet, Queen? You meant in transit. How
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: was that different than what I had just said? How
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: you mean in transit? You were like this?
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: You were like, fine, fine. Where you going, baby?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Let's get together 10 years and then get married 10 years.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: You were in a car with your friend and he
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: was in a car with his friend? Going the same
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: direction or against opposites? On a school street was a
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: slow drive? Were you passenger or driving, boss?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: You was driving. And you was driving. So he caught
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: y'all attention. He's like, God damn. No, no, not the driver.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Not the driver. The other one. Driver, recline your seat.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: What's up, baby?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: And your girl was like, this is fucking hella disrespectful,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: but go ahead and get the number, bitch.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Hurry up. Goddamn, that's why I don't like.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Going to the Kroger's over here on this side of town,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: because they don't know how to act over here. So
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: he hollered at you through the window. You got to
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: have some ice cold game to do that. What'd you say, Donovan?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: You can't remember? You smooth, though. I know you got
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: some ribs. It wasn't just, all right, bitch. It was
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: some smooth shit.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I know it was. It was like, fuck with me.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: You ain't got to ride with her no more. You
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying? I'll get you your own car.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? I don't want no.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Scrubs sitting on the side of the passenger side of scrubs.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: If I knew that word for word, that'd be gay.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: What'd you say? Why is that your voice? God damn. Yeah.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Is that a lady? She was like, ask Fantasia. God,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: she was like, you leave me out of this, bitch.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I was minding my business.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not even coming for you. I'm coming for Barry
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: White over here. God damn. Ask Fantasia. is crazy. What
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: are you, the Wizard of Oz, bitch? Why does your
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: voice sound like that? Ask Fantasia. You look like you
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: sound like that. That's your voice your whole life? You
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: were born with a deep voice? So you were like,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Google Mama Gaga. Looking like Odell Esha Beckham Jr. So
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: that's how I catch. Odell Beckham Jr. catching too? What
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: do you do with that deep ass voice?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Do you use your voice? Are you on the radio?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Welcome to 97.9 The Box, where we slow it down
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: for our R & B lovers out there.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Up next is Keisha Cole. Damn, your voice is so deep.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Could you raise your voice? Damn.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, so what did you say you do? senior dining
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: room manager for a restaurant chain. Why is the chain anonymous?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Second of all, put your goddamn hand down, talking to me,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: all that goddamn, you got me fucked up. I will
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: have a crackhead on your ass within two minutes.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bitch, you need to calm down, all that goddamn
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: hand moving and shit, you know what I'm saying?
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Bitch, I'll tear this whole dining room up, bitch, you
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: don't know who you fucking with. Now let me.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, white people, there was a Spike Lee movie in
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: which that is the golden lord.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. She said, I ain't even mad. I
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: ain't tripping. I'm going to hear you busting that. She'd
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: be like, yeah, I'm getting close. Who's your husband?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I hope all the single women just sat there and reflected.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: And I'm still single?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Fuck! Mr. T got somebody. How did you meet him?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: You guys look, sir, sir, y'all look crazy together. And
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: here's the thing, I believe in love and I don't
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: judge it.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I want it to look however it looks. But this
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: is extreme.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Extreme.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, go ahead. But real quick, if you don't mind,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: can I hear what he sounds like? Because if you
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: sound like that, what do you say, sir? Okay, so
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: she got a deeper voice than you. She'd be like,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: go to bed. This is a and did, and do. Okay,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: pebble of people, so what?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, let's talk. You live in Northern Indiana? Okay. Okay, Fishers.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: He walked into a bar and he.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: Looked at me and he goes, you like tequila? I
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: said yes.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: We spent four hours talking. Two weeks later we went
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: on our first date.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: He told me on our first date he was going
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: to marry me.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I told him he was crazy. And then he sent
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: me an invite to go get.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Vocal lessons. Where was the invite? Soprano lessons. Y'all move
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: really fast. I don't even need to repeat this. Y'all
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: can hear her, huh? Way up top, it's like, I
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: hear her clearly, shit. We've been together for four years
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: and ain't nothing gonna try, he ain't going nowhere out there, where?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Unless it's Christmas time, he got gifts to give out
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: to all the little kids around the world.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Shit. Is that Dumbledore in there?
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: So you left out some details ain't nobody moving that
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: fast without some I Want to know where it was
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: was it after the four hours of talking or was
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: it after that.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: First day two weeks later? You got engaged and then
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: you games on you You heard me ladies He waited
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: on her. It wasn't. But when you come and sound
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to you.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: To you.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: That's what it sounds like when you come. It hurt
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: my throat to even do that. You play instruments? You
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: play five instruments? Well, this is a podcast.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Let's just talk.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: She's like, I bought my ticket. We're going to have
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: a discussion. So what instruments you play?
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: The oboe?
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: It's all deep instruments.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: The bass guitar?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: She said the five instruments she plays. A random black
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: girl behind was like, bitch, everything.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: We get it, bitch. You in the orchestra, shit. It's
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: nice to meet you, sir. Both of y'all.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Now, I'd like to talk to some people on this
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: side and even this out.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: If you don't mind, I would like to talk to
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: the two people in that picture that everybody has seen
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: where the man is holding the pitchfork and then there's
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: a farm behind him. Cannon right there in the front
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: row right there. If you could please show Jebediah and
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Kathleen Cause we about to talk. Jebediah and Kathleen. These
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: people gonna go crazy when they see y'all. Y'all look like,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: y'all both look like Colonel Sanders at different phases of
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: his life.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: That's the original Colonel on the right and that's this
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: new one they got on TV right now. That's what's up.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: You're a beautiful lady, ma'am.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I like how you got the glasses set up with
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the hair with the little bangs off to the side.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: I like what you're working with.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Sir? Sir, I didn't like that at all. I don't
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: know what the fuck that was. Fellas, no more patting
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: your girl on the head. That ain't no goddamn cocker spaniel.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: That's a grown-ass white woman.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Shit. Now, let's talk about life a little bit, okay?
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Y'all a little.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: Heavy, ain't it?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Are you rubbing your titties, sir? You got to wear
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: those because your pants won't stay up? You got no
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: ass at all? Well, you didn't have to tell me that.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I don't want to judge a book by its white cover,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: but chances you got no ass are very high. All right,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: so what's that killing you on your lap?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: What's that? Pan down, Kenny.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: He got something killing his ass every zip. Yeah, you
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: might want to pour that out for the dead, homies.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Shit. Go down a little bit more, Canada. That's why
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I want to see. Go down. Canada's pan down. Let
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: me see.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Can you pee in that thing? Is that a body suit?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: That motherfucker got on that Beyonce, that first.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: He got on that. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Mr. Potato Head, live.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: How long y'all been doing this? Eating together? How long?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: 15 years?
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I thought y'all was going to say a lot longer
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: than that.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: 15 years.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Both of y'all second marriage? Okay. You happy?
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: Good.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: That's the key. That's the key.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: So you didn't went through a whole marriage and said,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: fuck this.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: She went through a whole marriage and said, fuck this.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: What'd you say?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: You were married 20 years in the other marriage, and
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: now you got this new one, 15. So what's the
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: secret to making it this time? There's a lot of
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: young lovers in here. They met in transit. They met
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: at a bus stop or something, and I just want
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: to make sure that the black love is as strong
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: as the white love so everybody loves the same.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? So what's the secret?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Because you done went through some shit. Both of y'all
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: got real experience with making it a long time with
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: people and now you done did this.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: What's the secret? Jebediah. What's your name? Because Jebediah is crazy.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: Huh?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Steve? Steve? Steven?
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: Steve.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Black people don't pronounce the V. It's Steve. If you
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: don't know that by now, Steve.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: Steve.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Do I want you to tell me your last name?
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't, but now I'm curious. Simpson? And you're from Springfield?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: And she look like Mr.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Burns?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I'm just playing.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I'm just playing. I'm just playing.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I'm just playing. She look like his assistant. What's the secret, though?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Let's get some real content out of this moment. Communication.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: And so for 20 years, your ex-wife didn't talk about shit?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: What would you say the secret is, ma'am?
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Same thing.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: And so now y'all been together 15 years and you
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: talk about everything. Like best friends. You don't leave nothing out, Steve?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: You'd be like, I was at the mall. I seen
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: a girl with some crazy titties at the mall. This
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: shit was crazy as a motherfucker. If I went with you,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I'd have a titty fuck. Like, that was the first
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: thing I thought. And she'd just be right there like, well,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: did you get a picture? Okay, I like that. I
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: like that unfuck-wittable love. You met on Match.com? You sure
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: y'all didn't meet on Farmers Only because based.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: On his outfit, I feel like there's some live stock.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: and his upbringing. And so whose wheelchair is that? Oh, okay.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: How you doing? I'm good. I'm medium. You ain't got
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: a big dog out at you, boy. What's your name, Wills? Zach?
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. We went to the fucking thing together.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: This is my guy. You can stand up.
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I forgot you can stand.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Man, he's an incredible, and don't nobody laugh because this
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: is actual facts. He's an incredible international basketball star. He
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: plays in the wheelchair league for us over in Greece.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: And listen, I don't know if anybody been, but we
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: went up to the Parthenon, and.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: It's really high.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's a mountain. And my legs was burning
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: like a motherfucker. And he was right next to me
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: in the wheelchair league. I'm like, as much.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: As my legs are burning right now, I'm going to
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: go ahead and shut the fuck up. I forgot you
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: could stand though. That legit fucked me up.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: When you just popped out the chair, I'm going to
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: be honest, a little bit of shit might have came out.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Like not enough to fuck up my outfit, but enough
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: to be like, I got to go wipe my ass. Jesus.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: So who was this with you? That's your mom, dad,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: and sister? Oh, it's so nice to meet y'all.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: How you doing, mama? You good?
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: How you doing, mama?
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Nice to meet you. Goddamn son is a superhero out
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: that motherfucker. Shut up. Yeah. You won the championship? You
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: got a 40-point triple-double.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: Rebounds? 39-14-8?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: I'm about to give you a $ 2 to celebrate.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: It ain't going to help you walk for real, but
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: it's just going.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: To.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: That's a $ 2 bill. $ 1 for each leg. That's crazy.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: That's your best friend? Why you didn't get him a ticket?
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: This is in... God damn. This is way up here.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: Like, yeah, wheels, wheels. Wheels.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: You got my wheels.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Shit. Stay standing. You need to burn some calories. God damn.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: You look like an actual bingo. What number is that?
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I can't even see what it is. Is that a 20?
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: This pulled the 8 out from under his titty.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Ain't this a bitch?
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: You look like she sounds. You can sit down. I
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: was just fucking with you, man. Shit. Now, go sit down, baby.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: It's all good.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Now, go back to him right quick so we can
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: see this in front of him pirating an entire comedy
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: show with his meta glasses.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Turn them goddamn glasses off, Wyclef Shawn.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: You're going to fuck around and be gone until November.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: White people, that's a song. That's not a threat. All right.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Jebediah Kathleen, it was nice to meet you. I'm going
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: to spread it around. I did not know you was
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: back or could stand, so that's cool.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: He's your best friend, though? That's crazy. He's one of
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: your only friends you still talk to. You got to
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: go get him out there, man. Get him hooping with you, man.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Just get him out there hooping, please. You know what
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? Just get out there. Just take him out there, man. Yeah,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: you just be, you see.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Me hanging, riding dirty.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: You just be rolling next to him, and he just
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: be walking like.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I'm saying that because I know you got it. I
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: know you got it.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I got it too. You got that sleep apnea? I
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: see it on you. You can tell who got it.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Don't act like, I don't know why they want us
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: to do sleep studies. You can look right at somebody.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: He got it. You know what it sound like when
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: he go to bed? This whole house beat. You got
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: it too.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Right there, him. Yeah, you right there in the little shirt.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: You got it. I wouldn't even point at you. You're like, yeah,
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I got it, baby. I got it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: Uh-huh.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: You got it right there in the glasses. You got
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: that shit too. All of us sleep fucked up. Me too.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I be dying 38 times a night. I don't give
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: a fuck. I be waking up, though. At the end
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: of all of that, I be up. That's why I
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: was trying to lose weight. I sleep like this.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: Ah!
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Ah!
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: Ah!
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: And that's a good sleep too. I didn't even know.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: That's a good sleep. When you die a little bit,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: that's a different level. I'm serious. Fuck rim.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Die a little bit. Your girl be trying to tell you.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: They want you to pay money. You need to go
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: get a sleep study.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: For what, bitch? I got it. I know I got it.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I wake up, my whole inside of my skull is dry, bitch.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I can feel it. Women be trying to help you
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: sleep on your side. I don't want to sleep on
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: my side. I like how I'm right now. You just died, though.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: I wasn't dead, bitch. That was a good sleep. No,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: because I was awake.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: I was watching TV and three commercials played and you
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: didn't take a breath the whole time.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: You was dead, Charles. You didn't survive that. I was dreaming,
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: God damn it. Who's fucking with me? Let me get
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: my sleep. You know I got to work tomorrow. Shit.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I don't fuck with you when you go to sleep, bitch.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Why you fucking with me?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: What was you dreaming about, child? Well, first of all,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: your grandma was there, Tupac. You were dead, child. Tupac
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: and my grandma both gone.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Whatever, bitch. I knew I slept fucked up as a kid.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I went to a sleepover. I woke up. Everybody gone.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: They outside playing. I'm like, fuck, why y'all leave me?
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: They were like, you was in there turning into something.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what was I turning into? I don't know.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: A velociraptor or something. You were like.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I was knocked out. The shit is
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: so embarrassing. You have a girl at the house. You
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: fucking everything. And she started getting comfortable.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing? I'm about to stay tonight. Well, well, well,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: we need to discuss what's about to happen. I'm going
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: to turn into something right now. You go to sleep
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: and wake up. That side of the bed is made.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: You're like, what the fuck?
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Baby, where you go? I'm at the mall. Fuck that.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: You left me? Yes, you died.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not staying at the scene of the crime. I
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: thought you was a body in the bed. I'm not
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: staying with you. Fuck that. What does it sound like?
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: You were like, ah, ah, ah, ah. What's your name?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Who would I be talking to? You, sunshine. What's your name?
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: Will.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: That's all you need is a little willpower. He got willpower.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: He spell it different, but he got it. W-H-E-E-L. Will.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: You got to help him. That's terrible. He's your last
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: friend left. You want an empty class reunion? Help Will.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: It's good to see you, though. That fucked me up.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get to talking to somebody else, please.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Let's talk right here to the man with the crispy
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: hairline and the beautiful wife.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see the wedding ring right there.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: No?
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Engaged? Okay, y'all look good together.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: We're going to show right here Maurice Claret and his
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: white woman. Yeah, Cannon, if you could just pan down
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: just a little bit. Right there, thank you very much,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that because, see that adds to the show, Cannon.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: You see all them titties now? We can see all
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: of the titties now. It's just a better show when
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: you can see all of the titties. It's dark, so
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: all we really can see is the titties.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: And that's crazy, because you light-skinned, you deserve better than
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: that from us. We should be able to see you,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: but them titties crazy. How long y'all been together? Four years,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I know that's right. So how did you meet her,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: just at like a titty factory?
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: At work. Same job?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: You ain't supposed to do that. Where y'all work at
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: that allows fraternization? What? This is a city. She said, yeah, Kroger's.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: What do you mean the city? It should be a
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: little more specificity than that.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me talk to her. You just be quiet
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: for a second. That baby's slow right there. How did
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: you meet him, ma'am? You work for the police department.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: So that would be why he was trying to leave
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: it in anonymity. You thought he was going to beat
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: your ass right when we found out?
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: No, you're good. We can't get down here fast enough
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: to fuck you up. So you work for the police department.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: That's an interesting way to say that. We're your receptionists. Administration.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: He the police. Okay. Okay. Everybody on three say fuck
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: the police. One, two, three. Fuck the police. Thank you.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: We just had to get that off our chest.
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: You a cool cop, though?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: You got a good disposition. Your cheekbone's real high. It
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: would suggest you smile a lot. You got a good
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: sense of humor.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You want to get home
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: at night. Them titties at the house. He ain't starting
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: no shit.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: He's like, boy, I'm going to let you go. Your
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: taillight out. License suspended. I smell weed, but I got
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: to get home to some incredible titties at my house.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: I apologize. I'm going to have to let you go ahead.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Don't tell the mayor. Don't worry, the mayor is busy.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: This city is crazy. So what's your name, officer? Officer Jeremy.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Nice to meet you. And then Whitney?
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Don't meet very many white witnesses. You know what I mean?
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Are you named after Houston? You don't even know? Did
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: you ask your mama who you got named after? She
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: saw it on a Christmas card.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: And that was a more relevant Whitney than Whitney Houston,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: the international superstar?
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Do you know Whitney Houston's music? A little bit? Okay, okay.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: So how did you meet the police? How did that happen?
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: Mr.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Officer.
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: You pulled her over? Yeah.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: How'd you mean to talk to me? Now we know
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: what you do. Let's talk open and candidly.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Just passing. That's how they met. They was out there
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: in the car. They were just passing each other.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, not the driver, the passenger.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: License registration. Just passing at the office. So that don't
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: happen on you. You had to pass each other a
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: lot for you to get the confidence to say something. Yeah.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: So what happened? You would just walk by real quick like,
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: nice to meet you. What the fuck did you just
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: say to me?
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: Nothing.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I said it's a beautiful day outside. I feel like
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: you said something else. Whatever, White Whitney. And then you
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: just left.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: How did you holler at her at work without getting
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: in trouble and shit? Because that's a write-up. Being friendly?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: What you mean? You said, how you doing? And she
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: was like, shit, I'm good.
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: Shit.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: That's all I'm doing. How you doing, Mr. Black Officer
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: with your little chest? What do you do, Whitney? How
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: do you catch your eye? Yeah, what do you do?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: How friendly was he? Huh? You weren't too friendly? He
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: was like, you good today, baby? Oh, I'm his work baby.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Let me see your baton. And so you've been married, engaged.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: You're going to get arrested, man. It's time to be quiet.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking with the police. I don't need nobody yelling
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: shit out. You said she pretty?
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, you got the black girls celebrating your beauty.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't even see your face until right now.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. I did it. I was caught up on
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: them tears. The show is over now. I have to go.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: I want you to know that I love y'all. I
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: appreciate y'all for what we did tonight. I appreciate that.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: I love y'all. I want y'all to be blessed, man.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Y'all be cool. I'm Nate Jackson.
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: Peace.
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: I thought I was 14 years of age.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: You know, I've been in the middle of it since
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: I was 15.
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: I've been in the middle of it since I was 15.
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, the science class.
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: Of policy is over. Do you need to go back?
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I didn't know you were the most valuable,
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: and I'm ashamed of you. Don't listen. If there's anything
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: that I'm not going to do, you're not going to say,
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: I did it, I'm not going to do it. You
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: put your head on my head. What about it? I'm
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: not 18, 17, right? So what if I see that
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: person shooting you in the head? Pushing people? I don't
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: give a shit. No, no, I'm talking to you, brother.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: That's it, right? But one time, he goes, listen. God,
• 49:39
  Speaker 6: you can call. I'll send it down. Amen.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: I don't want that, baby.