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- 0:19Speaker 1: Murray has it at the point guarded by PJ.
- 0:21Speaker 3: Washington and a three got it.
- 0:24Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, Jamal Murray Scott fifty one in the game,
- 0:30Speaker 4: Denver leads it by the OJO one thirty six to
- 0:34Speaker 4: one twenty eight. Murray has it at the point he
- 0:36Speaker 4: goes to the right hand takes a jumper. Yeah, fifty
- 0:41Speaker 4: two for Jamal Urray.
- 0:44Speaker 1: L f G time out called by Dallas.
- 0:49Speaker 4: The Nuggets get a monster triple double from Nikolokicic twenty three,
- 0:55Speaker 4: twenty one, and nineteen, but fifty three scored by Jamal
- 1:01Speaker 4: Murray and the Nuggets outscore the Dallas beverage tonight in Denver.
- 1:06Speaker 4: Final tonight from Ball Arena one two to one thirty five.
- 1:12Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what we do.
- 1:15Speaker 6: Jamal with fifty three. Jokis with a damn near twenty
- 1:18Speaker 6: twenty twenty game and the Nuggets win again. Finished the
- 1:22Speaker 6: season eleven and six. On the second night of back
- 1:26Speaker 6: to backs.
- 1:26Speaker 1: You know, the more I think about it, obviously, the
- 1:28Speaker 1: numbers speak for themselves. With jokers line, I mean, that
- 1:31Speaker 1: doesn't happen, right, to fill all three statistical categories like
- 1:34Speaker 1: he has, By the way, he's gonna finish the season
- 1:37Speaker 1: as the leader, the league leader in both assists and rebounds,
- 1:41Speaker 1: two of the big three, right, two of the big
- 1:43Speaker 1: three sist rebounds.
- 1:44Speaker 3: He's gonna fight missing.
- 1:46Speaker 1: But fourteen games, well, it's it's a it's an average.
- 1:49Speaker 6: Oh on average, I guess.
- 1:50Speaker 5: I guess.
- 1:51Speaker 1: So he's gonna win both of those categories, which doesn't happen.
- 1:54Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Could somebody tell me, when's
- 1:56Speaker 1: the last time somebody won both categories? I don't know,
- 1:59Speaker 1: So that's elite, that's beyond the.
- 2:01Speaker 5: Lead specifically though specifically those two categories, Yeah, those are
- 2:05Speaker 5: those are those assists in rebounds?
- 2:07Speaker 1: Tell me the last time somebody won, and maybe Dan's
- 2:10Speaker 1: listening to the show Hyatt assists in rebounds in a
- 2:13Speaker 1: single NBA season, and then to finish, I think he's
- 2:17Speaker 1: top ten in points. It's it's ridiculous, So it's unreal.
- 2:21Speaker 6: My quick research has shown that Wilt did that, but
- 2:26Speaker 6: that was in total rebounds and total assists out averages yeah,
- 2:30Speaker 6: so maybe maybe it did average out too, but I
- 2:32Speaker 6: just see total.
- 2:33Speaker 1: But it's it's stupid, right, So the numbers he's he
- 2:36Speaker 1: continues to put up are stupid. However, I was asking,
- 2:40Speaker 1: we pose the question, what's more impressive what you saw
- 2:42Speaker 1: last night, Jamal's fifty three or jokers stat stuffing night?
- 2:46Speaker 1: And I think we we've gotten to that point where
- 2:48Speaker 1: we've seen Joker do it so many times. Hell, the
- 2:51Speaker 1: night before he had twenty three fifteen and fifteen or
- 2:55Speaker 1: was it twenty three, seven, seventeen and seven. Yeah, and
- 2:57Speaker 1: you're like, it's you you almost become your eyes glaze
- 3:01Speaker 1: over because he does it so many times. Last night,
- 3:05Speaker 1: the shot making by Jamal Murray, throwing his legs in
- 3:09Speaker 1: the air, kicking his legs.
- 3:11Speaker 6: Fall away threes, it was extraordinary. Yeah, I mean, if
- 3:15Speaker 6: you could bottle that up.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Dan just reacted.
- 3:17Speaker 6: By the way, no player in the history of the
- 3:20Speaker 6: NBA has ever led the league in assists per game
- 3:25Speaker 6: and rebounds per game.
- 3:26Speaker 3: It's never happened.
- 3:27Speaker 6: Joker's about to pull that off, and yet he's actually
- 3:30Speaker 6: sunk in the MVP MVP both.
- 3:33Speaker 5: Now because typically the guys who are good at both
- 3:39Speaker 5: of those, they are not good at the other one, right,
- 3:41Speaker 5: or they're not as good at the other one. You
- 3:44Speaker 5: have a big man who leads in rebounds, or you
- 3:46Speaker 5: have a guard who leads and assists, but he's not
- 3:48Speaker 5: gonna get a ton of boards. To have this guy
- 3:51Speaker 5: lead in those two specific categories is crazy. By the way,
- 3:55Speaker 5: Dan Hyatt, love you man. This guy's like, what what's
- 4:00Speaker 5: his deal?
- 4:02Speaker 6: What do you mean what he's doing?
- 4:03Speaker 1: He researches very quickly, I know.
- 4:05Speaker 5: But when you when you need batman, right, you send
- 4:07Speaker 5: the bat You send the thing up against the clouds. Right.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Question ask you he is he's my personal AI, he's
- 4:14Speaker 1: my personal rock.
- 4:16Speaker 6: Does he call you sod or act?
- 4:18Speaker 1: He does? Respond to Sweden qtie.
- 4:20Speaker 5: But that that's the thing is like you just mentioned,
- 4:22Speaker 5: Dan Hyatt, it's like the bat signal goes out and
- 4:25Speaker 5: that that that son of a gun is on it
- 4:27Speaker 5: like crazy. But it's those two specific categories that typically
- 4:32Speaker 5: don't go together for a lot of players, every player
- 4:36Speaker 5: that he's just so good at. It's just it's simply
- 4:39Speaker 5: amazing to me.
- 4:40Speaker 6: I am going to give what I believe is the
- 4:45Speaker 6: the kindest compliment you can give to an NBA player
- 4:49Speaker 6: that I think I can throw directly at the feet
- 4:51Speaker 6: of Jamal Murray and really few else in the NBA.
- 4:57Speaker 6: When Jamal Murray does that what he does last night,
- 4:59Speaker 6: fifty three three points nineteen of twenty eight from the floor,
- 5:02Speaker 6: nine to fourteen from three and only what was it
- 5:05Speaker 6: five three throw at times six something like that, I
- 5:09Speaker 6: would argue as a volume score, Jamal Murray is the
- 5:15Speaker 6: most ethical volume score in the league. It's ethical, yeah,
- 5:22Speaker 6: it is not how much I have never seen Jamal
- 5:25Speaker 6: sell a call, never seen it. Even when he should
- 5:28Speaker 6: sell a call, I've never seen him do it. He
- 5:31Speaker 6: looks you squared between the eyes. Is I'm gonna shoot
- 5:34Speaker 6: this and it's gonna go in and there's nothing you
- 5:37Speaker 6: can do about it.
- 5:38Speaker 5: Sorry, inhing fake about it? There's nothing fake. It's nothing manufactured.
- 5:42Speaker 5: It's nothing that's that's yeah, it's genuine, is what it is. Right.
- 5:47Speaker 5: We've seen other guys get there and it's all manufactured
- 5:50Speaker 5: and their free throw merchants and all this kind of crap.
- 5:54Speaker 5: Not for him, man. You know what he does, Bret
- 5:55Speaker 5: to get to fifty. He just makes shots, just friggin
- 5:58Speaker 5: make shots and drills it.
- 6:00Speaker 6: Can I put a side by side in not to
- 6:04Speaker 6: beat the guy who's like dog piling on this thing,
- 6:08Speaker 6: but I put Jamal Murray's four to fifty point games in.
- 6:12Speaker 6: Shay has five fifty point games in his career. These
- 6:14Speaker 6: are regular season. Let me give you the difference here.
- 6:19Speaker 6: Jamal Murray averages twenty of twenty eight from the floor
- 6:23Speaker 6: in his fifty point games. That's his average through four games.
- 6:26Speaker 6: He's twenty of twenty eight from the floor. That comes
- 6:28Speaker 6: out to sixty nine point three percent from the floor. Nice,
- 6:35Speaker 6: Shay is at fifty four point five. Shay shoots thirty
- 6:41Speaker 6: eight point five percent from three in his fifty point games.
- 6:44Speaker 6: Jamal shoots sixty eight percent from three across four games.
- 6:50Speaker 5: With fifty points. Incredible, how many.
- 6:52Speaker 6: Here's the big number. Here's the big number.
- 6:54Speaker 5: Throw.
- 6:56Speaker 6: Jamal averages five free throws a game in his fifty
- 7:00Speaker 6: point games.
- 7:02Speaker 1: Shay, take a guess, I'll say eighteen and.
- 7:06Speaker 5: A half, fifteen. I'm gonna say fifteen.
- 7:08Speaker 6: Seventeen and a half. Like what it's It's different when
- 7:12Speaker 6: Jamal does it. It's just it's different. It's a different
- 7:15Speaker 6: level of high efficiency basketball that I don't know how
- 7:19Speaker 6: many guys in the league. When he reaches that sort
- 7:21Speaker 6: of gear can match it. He's pretty alone in that
- 7:26Speaker 6: sense of when I'm on I don't need free throws.
- 7:30Speaker 6: I'm going to just dot you every time I go
- 7:33Speaker 6: down the floor with a bucket. He's different. He is,
- 7:37Speaker 6: and you can't get that every night. I understand, but
- 7:40Speaker 6: I think we can all agree this is by far
- 7:42Speaker 6: Jamal Murray's best and most consistent season of his career.
- 7:45Speaker 1: Well, one reason why it allows me to sleep well
- 7:48Speaker 1: at night is knowing that he's done it in the
- 7:50Speaker 1: postseason two. So people wonder can he can he carry
- 7:53Speaker 1: that into the playoffs. Yeah, he's done it. So they're
- 7:55Speaker 1: gonna need nights like that. They're gonna need to be
- 7:58Speaker 1: rescued in certain situations. So the one that doesn't really matter,
- 8:03Speaker 1: the one that is you could throw away the game
- 8:06Speaker 1: in LA where he went one for fourteen, because that
- 8:09Speaker 1: never happens. That was his worst shooting performance ever. That
- 8:12Speaker 1: just doesn't happen.
- 8:13Speaker 6: Yeah, just think about that.
- 8:14Speaker 1: If he makes one extra bucket, they win that game.
- 8:17Speaker 5: I know.
- 8:19Speaker 6: It's crazy, but it's chuck it. Here's this, So a
- 8:25Speaker 6: couple of things. This is Adalman on Jokic and Murray's
- 8:28Speaker 6: games last night.
- 8:29Speaker 2: Especially off the court, just watching them be very young,
- 8:33Speaker 2: talented players, very young personalities off the court, and then
- 8:37Speaker 2: turn into this historic for this franchise tandem that really
- 8:42Speaker 2: have become just grown men, you know that have families, kids.
- 8:46Speaker 2: You know, it's it's just a cool thing to see.
- 8:48Speaker 2: And then on top of that, those two guys just
- 8:51Speaker 2: all the battles they've been through, and I always look
- 8:54Speaker 2: back at some of the down times, the tough losses
- 8:57Speaker 2: they've had. You know, they really are the history book
- 9:01Speaker 2: of this franchise when it comes to the longevity together,
- 9:05Speaker 2: and then also the playoffs and all these wars they've
- 9:07Speaker 2: been through, wars in the basketball since.
- 9:09Speaker 6: I wanted to ask you that, Vic, because I think
- 9:11Speaker 6: that's the truth. Look, you're the Nuggets his story and
- 9:14Speaker 6: I'm not. The first chapter of the Nuggets history book
- 9:18Speaker 6: is Joker and Murray.
- 9:19Speaker 3: Right, What do you mean by the first chapter? What
- 9:21Speaker 3: does that mean?
- 9:22Speaker 6: Like, if you're talking about the most impactful players people
- 9:26Speaker 6: all that, and I know there's plenty of them that
- 9:28Speaker 6: have existed, but the.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Are the only ones that produced an NBA championship.
- 9:31Speaker 6: It starts there, three time MVP and NBA Championship, Like, yeah,
- 9:36Speaker 6: those two are the first ones you write about it.
- 9:38Speaker 1: I don't know how many times I have to say this,
- 9:39Speaker 1: Nuggets fans, you are living right now in the Golden age.
- 9:42Speaker 1: This is the the golden era of Nuggets basketball. We've
- 9:45Speaker 1: never had anything like it before. How many consecutive seasons
- 9:50Speaker 1: of playoffs now is this nine?
- 9:53Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 9:53Speaker 6: Dating back to what twenty nineteen?
- 9:55Speaker 5: Yeah, it's unprecedented, and it's hard to I think it's
- 10:01Speaker 5: probably hard for some youngins right now to fully grasp
- 10:04Speaker 5: that vic because they're in it, you know, and when
- 10:08Speaker 5: you don't have it anymore, at some point, you're gonna
- 10:10Speaker 5: know it, and that's not gonna be too pleasant because
- 10:13Speaker 5: this is a this is a once I'm telling you,
- 10:16Speaker 5: Nuggets fans. For you, this is a once in a
- 10:19Speaker 5: lifetime thing. That's why I think probably for most of you,
- 10:22Speaker 5: so you better, you better enjoy it while you got it.
- 10:25Speaker 1: You're used to playing and winning at a certain level.
- 10:28Speaker 1: That's why these seasons have become almost laborious.
- 10:32Speaker 6: Because you don't want it to go away. Yeah, right,
- 10:36Speaker 6: you don't want it to go away.
- 10:37Speaker 1: And my gosh, knowing what they're gonna have to go
- 10:41Speaker 1: through in this postseason, I think they're gonna play Minnesota
- 10:44Speaker 1: in the first round. I get ready for pain. That's
- 10:48Speaker 1: gonna be a painful series. That's well, I'll say the
- 10:51Speaker 1: visit to the dentist.
- 10:52Speaker 5: I'll say this though, Vic, I don't think any other
- 10:55Speaker 5: team in the West is looking at the Nuggets and going, oh, good,
- 10:57Speaker 5: we get the Nuggets. Well, of course not there. Yeah,
- 11:00Speaker 5: they're looking at it and going a crap, we got
- 11:02Speaker 5: to go through Denver. Yeah. No, I mean as much
- 11:07Speaker 5: as we have, you know, a hesitancy to you know,
- 11:11Speaker 5: want to face Minnesota or okay see or the stupid
- 11:14Speaker 5: Lakers or Wemby or whomever, they're not they're not exactly
- 11:18Speaker 5: thrilled that they have to play the Denver Nuggets. And
- 11:20Speaker 5: I look last night, one thing that that that really
- 11:23Speaker 5: is intriguing to me is the growth of one Peyton Watson. Yeah,
- 11:27Speaker 5: and I'm very intrigued about where this guy's game can
- 11:33Speaker 5: go from this point. I mean, they got to find
- 11:36Speaker 5: a way obviously to keep him around, but where can
- 11:39Speaker 5: he go with his game? I think he's got some
- 11:42Speaker 5: heights still ahead that have not been realized even remotely.
- 11:48Speaker 5: I Mean, this guy's a this guy's a freaking player.
- 11:51Speaker 1: I don't want to look toward the postseason right now
- 11:53Speaker 1: or the offseason. But the Denver Nuggets have some huge
- 11:58Speaker 1: decisions to make in this offseason, big time, big time.
- 12:02Speaker 1: You look at some of the players on this roster.
- 12:04Speaker 1: What do you do with Jonas Valanciunas? What if he
- 12:05Speaker 1: doesn't play? What if he doesn't contribute? Remember, there's this
- 12:09Speaker 1: second year on that deal? Yeah, what do you do there?
- 12:12Speaker 1: There's questions abound. How do you retain the THHJ? How
- 12:18Speaker 1: do you retain Tim Hardaway, Junior Bruce Brown? Those are
- 12:21Speaker 1: veteran minimum deals. He's not playing for the veteran minimum
- 12:25Speaker 1: next year.
- 12:26Speaker 6: Well, I know one thing should be very easy. Peyton
- 12:31Speaker 6: Watson does not leave that door. And I don't care
- 12:33Speaker 6: what you gotta do. I don't care what moves you
- 12:35Speaker 6: gotta make. I don't care who you gotta get rid of.
- 12:37Speaker 6: He does not leave. That's too much talent. And I
- 12:40Speaker 6: didn't think we get to this point. And here's what sucks.
- 12:42Speaker 6: You know what's funny? So before the Philly game, I
- 12:49Speaker 6: conducted this little It was a corporate thing for two
- 12:53Speaker 6: of the guys within the Nuggets organization.
- 12:54Speaker 3: Are you going corporate now?
- 12:55Speaker 5: Oh?
- 12:55Speaker 3: Is that when you got dressed up and look like
- 12:57Speaker 3: a normal adult.
- 12:58Speaker 6: Correct. Yeah, one of the guys was his job as
- 13:01Speaker 6: the director of strategy for the Nuggets, and his job
- 13:05Speaker 6: is to like to make sure guys like when you
- 13:07Speaker 6: have a two way contract on Spencer Jones, making sure
- 13:11Speaker 6: you're staying under the cap, doing all that different stuff.
- 13:14Speaker 6: And I asked him, are you almost annoyed at how
- 13:17Speaker 6: well Peyton Watson is playing because it's gonna make it
- 13:20Speaker 6: harder to resign him? And he just kind of gave
- 13:23Speaker 6: a smile like, uh yeah, there's a level of yeah,
- 13:26Speaker 6: play good, don't play that good though, and it's like
- 13:28Speaker 6: he's played so well that it's made a big problem
- 13:32Speaker 6: for them.
- 13:32Speaker 3: Well you want the ass.
- 13:33Speaker 6: I think he's outplayed what their expectations were, especially.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Well, yeah, everybody's.
- 13:38Speaker 5: But that's that's as far as I'm concerned. That's a
- 13:40Speaker 5: positive thing, man. Do you that's positive? That's good?
- 13:43Speaker 6: Do you guys remember when Paul George was on his
- 13:45Speaker 6: podcast and he said, do you know which player I
- 13:47Speaker 6: think that people got to look out for? And he
- 13:48Speaker 6: said Peyton Watson. I was like, really, Watson's okay?
- 13:53Speaker 1: And he played with him in high school.
- 13:54Speaker 3: He played with him in the offseason.
- 13:56Speaker 1: These are guys that pros who actually seen him on
- 13:59Speaker 1: the court experience the talent.
- 14:02Speaker 6: And then I said, oh, now I get it. Paul
- 14:05Speaker 6: George was right. Uh three oh three.
- 14:07Speaker 5: Five four nine, Yes, I am. I to understand that
- 14:11Speaker 5: Vick wanted to sacrifice me in order to keep p Watt.
- 14:15Speaker 5: Is that true?
- 14:16Speaker 1: I'll go that far.
- 14:17Speaker 5: Doesn't matter fair, Okay, I mean, if I got to
- 14:20Speaker 5: be the guy, I'll be the guy. But it's a
- 14:22Speaker 5: little harsh, That's all I just wanted to say.
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- 15:09Speaker 5: Is that because of the Battle of Troy? So I'm
- 15:13Speaker 5: trying Brad Pitt. Yeah, he was what hercules? Yeah, real quick,
- 15:19Speaker 5: real quick. Final thought on Murray. One of the things
- 15:23Speaker 5: about being in Canada and Nuggets highlights. When Murray goes off,
- 15:27Speaker 5: it's a good thing because they show a lot of
- 15:30Speaker 5: Denver Nuggets highlights. Why because he's Canadian, Because he's freaking Canadian.
- 15:36Speaker 5: And they love I mean they're like, oh, Murray this
- 15:38Speaker 5: and Murray that, and watch Murray and they got Marlow
- 15:41Speaker 5: all over the TV and blah blah blah blah blah
- 15:43Speaker 5: blah blah. You don't get a ton of NBA here.
- 15:46Speaker 5: I mean, you get Raptor stuff, no doubt about it,
- 15:48Speaker 5: But you don't get a ton of other NBA.
- 15:49Speaker 3: Well, they must get a ton of Shay Gil just
- 15:51Speaker 3: Alexander as well.
- 15:52Speaker 5: Then they certainly, they certainly do. They were showing the
- 15:56Speaker 5: game against Boston and a foul on Shay and discuss
- 16:00Speaker 5: that and whatnot. But it's it's pretty cool because when
- 16:02Speaker 5: a Canadian goes off, you're gonna get the highlights on
- 16:05Speaker 5: the local sports. It's really cool.
- 16:07Speaker 1: I forgot to mention this, by the way, this is
- 16:08Speaker 1: going to impact the Nuggets, and it's unfortunate, but this
- 16:11Speaker 1: is the hand they're dealt and they're gonna have to
- 16:14Speaker 1: deal with it. Boston beat OKC last night. Why is
- 16:18Speaker 1: that significant? Because now the number is two games. Oklahoma
- 16:24Speaker 1: City only leads San Antonio by two games. Boys, that
- 16:29Speaker 1: race is far from over. What's unfortunate own the tiebreaker.
- 16:34Speaker 1: What's unfortunate about it? The Nuggets played the Spurs twice
- 16:38Speaker 1: and OKAC once down the stretch. I was hoping that
- 16:42Speaker 1: those games for those teams would be insignificant games. I
- 16:46Speaker 1: get it where they would just trot any lineup out
- 16:48Speaker 1: there and say, hey, we're gonna save our guys for
- 16:50Speaker 1: the postseason. But I'm telling you right now, those games
- 16:53Speaker 1: are gonna matter. Those games are gonna matter, and you're
- 16:56Speaker 1: gonna get the best of San Antonio next week when
- 16:58Speaker 1: they visit Ballerina. And if this continues at this pace. Again,
- 17:02Speaker 1: only two games separate them, and a tiebreaker goes to
- 17:06Speaker 1: san Antonio for the top seed. They're gonna want to
- 17:08Speaker 1: win every game down the stretch.
- 17:10Speaker 6: Show's okase, and the Nuggets schedule just got a whole
- 17:14Speaker 6: lot tougher. Well, if if you want to play san
- 17:17Speaker 6: Antonio in the second round, isn't that a good thing?
- 17:21Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 17:21Speaker 1: I mean it depends on where you fall though, where
- 17:24Speaker 1: are you going to end up?
- 17:27Speaker 5: Sure?
- 17:27Speaker 6: What is the scenarios again for playing the one in
- 17:29Speaker 6: two seeds that you laid out? I forgot the other day.
- 17:33Speaker 1: If you are the three seed or the sixth seed,
- 17:37Speaker 1: you will play san Antonio in the second round, the
- 17:40Speaker 1: second seeded tea. If you are the four or five seed,
- 17:44Speaker 1: which is where it looks like the Nuggets will end up,
- 17:46Speaker 1: you will play the top seeded team in the first
- 17:49Speaker 1: in the second round.
- 17:50Speaker 6: Maybe you want san Antonio to win that. Maybe you
- 17:52Speaker 6: want that so you can get them in round two.
- 17:55Speaker 6: If you look like you're gonna end up being a
- 17:57Speaker 6: four or five seed, maybe it's a good thing san
- 18:00Speaker 6: Antonio is winning in Okay, see loses who knows, But
- 18:02Speaker 6: I get your point. He thought those would be kind
- 18:04Speaker 6: of gimme games at the end of the year. Now
- 18:06Speaker 6: they might not be.
- 18:07Speaker 3: Oh no, Spurs are not letting up.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Spurs are like we want that that they are gunning
- 18:12Speaker 1: for the number one seed.
- 18:14Speaker 6: By the way, some news from college basketball as the
- 18:17Speaker 6: NCAA Tournament continues tonight. You can hear that on AM
- 18:20Speaker 6: nine to fifty. Did you guys happen to see a
- 18:23Speaker 6: man by the name of Will Wade? So he was
- 18:26Speaker 6: the coach at LSU back in twenty twenty two. He
- 18:30Speaker 6: was fired with cause for severe recruiting violations. Rememver and
- 18:37Speaker 6: I did not exist at that time, but I guess
- 18:40Speaker 6: he was throwing out money like that dumb and dumber
- 18:43Speaker 6: scene outside the hotel, just throwing hundreds and thousands of everybody.
- 18:48Speaker 6: So it was unethical conduct and improper payments to recruits.
- 18:54Speaker 6: Wade's termination resulted from a long term investigation fallout, including
- 18:59Speaker 6: a seventeen FBI wire tap in which he discussed a
- 19:04Speaker 6: quote strong ass offer to recruit. So LSU fired him
- 19:08Speaker 6: in twenty twenty two. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait wait
- 19:10Speaker 6: wait wait strong ass off.
- 19:13Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, that sounds like it's pretty significant then, so
- 19:16Speaker 5: they saw.
- 19:17Speaker 6: The writing on the wall on that they saw the
- 19:19Speaker 6: riding on the wall and they said, Will Wide, not
- 19:21Speaker 6: only are you fired, you ain't getting another dime from
- 19:23Speaker 6: us kick rocks.
- 19:25Speaker 5: Wow.
- 19:25Speaker 6: Will Wade spends the next two years at McNee State,
- 19:28Speaker 6: has some success there. He then goes on to coach
- 19:30Speaker 6: NC State this year and has a bunch of success
- 19:34Speaker 6: with the wolf Pack. Guess where he's going after one
- 19:39Speaker 6: year at NC State, He's going back to LSU.
- 19:42Speaker 5: Oh my god, what wait wait wait wait wait wait
- 19:46Speaker 5: wait wait wait wait whoa.
- 19:48Speaker 6: Report from about an hour ago he's making his way
- 19:51Speaker 6: back to Baton Rouge.
- 19:52Speaker 5: Hold on his second It was so bad reportedly that
- 19:57Speaker 5: you had the FEDS in on it, correct, right, huh
- 20:00Speaker 5: you had the Feds.
- 20:01Speaker 1: And now it's all legal.
- 20:03Speaker 5: You had Jason Bourne wiretap in your ass is my
- 20:06Speaker 5: language with a big what what kind of offer?
- 20:09Speaker 3: Wrong ass offer?
- 20:10Speaker 5: Strong as offer that sounds like something that I would say.
- 20:18Speaker 5: So it was so bad the Feds were likew we
- 20:21Speaker 5: got a wire tap? Right, got a wire tap?
- 20:23Speaker 6: LS you fired him with cause didn't pay him a
- 20:25Speaker 6: cent on the way out the door.
- 20:28Speaker 5: And now let's just stare out.
- 20:29Speaker 6: Four years later, bringing him back to being the coach again,
- 20:32Speaker 6: because you know what, what you just got in trouble
- 20:34Speaker 6: for is allowed.
- 20:37Speaker 5: That's incredible, Like I wasn't that bad? I mean the FEDS.
- 20:42Speaker 5: Who hasn't had the Feds looking up their their backside? Right?
- 20:45Speaker 5: I mean, you think college sports amazing.
- 20:47Speaker 1: Do you think college sports is dirtier today than it
- 20:51Speaker 1: was twenty years ago?
- 20:52Speaker 6: Or is it the same dirty er hound?
- 20:56Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know what, I don't know, just
- 20:58Speaker 5: want a lot of dirt.
- 20:59Speaker 1: Well, what the story you just gave us sounds pretty dirty.
- 21:03Speaker 6: Here's the thing. I think it's dirtier in the sense
- 21:06Speaker 6: that I think these teams will do and hire whoever
- 21:11Speaker 6: it takes to win. I don't think that they have
- 21:14Speaker 6: a moral compass with who they hire. Now if you
- 21:17Speaker 6: consider dirty paying guys under the table, but now that's allowed.
- 21:20Speaker 6: I mean that's where it gets a little bit murky,
- 21:22Speaker 6: I suppose, But I think it's it's the moral compass
- 21:26Speaker 6: of that sport is completely one for the big time
- 21:29Speaker 6: blue blood programs. You just want to win college basketball
- 21:32Speaker 6: as well, right of course, Yeah, of course.
- 21:35Speaker 5: Elis Hues just kind of said, screw it, how much
- 21:39Speaker 5: is it going to cost us? Let's go? They throw
- 21:41Speaker 5: the bank at Kiffin, right, screw it. Then they go
- 21:47Speaker 5: get Wade back like he wasn't that I mean a
- 21:51Speaker 5: nice guy. Feds fed.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Yeah, but everybody gets Everybody gets into their fields about
- 21:57Speaker 1: this until it's your school. When it's your school, you're like, yeah,
- 22:02Speaker 1: we're playing the game, big deal.
- 22:04Speaker 6: Well, I'll give you another example. Correct, of course, I'll
- 22:07Speaker 6: give you another example. North Carolina went out last year
- 22:11Speaker 6: and did what hired the greatest football coach it's ever lived,
- 22:14Speaker 6: Bill Belichick and said, I don't care what the price is,
- 22:17Speaker 6: We're gonna go ahead and do it. You want your
- 22:18Speaker 6: girlfriend to be like the special teams coordinator, I guess,
- 22:21Speaker 6: then go whatever you want?
- 22:22Speaker 5: Man? What else?
- 22:23Speaker 3: She's running the option?
- 22:25Speaker 6: They then went out yesterday because they fired Hubert Davis
- 22:29Speaker 6: and said, well, we need a basketball coach of the
- 22:31Speaker 6: same ilk, and who a lot of people consider to
- 22:34Speaker 6: be that guy is Brad Stevens. I actually have exclusive
- 22:38Speaker 6: audio of their negotiations with Brad Stevens. You want to
- 22:41Speaker 6: hear it?
- 22:41Speaker 1: Yeah, sure to expedite these negotiations. We are prepared to
- 22:46Speaker 1: make you a very generous offer, and we are prepared
- 22:49Speaker 1: to reject that offer.
- 22:51Speaker 6: Brad Stevens turned it down immediately. He was like, no,
- 22:54Speaker 6: not doing this. You can try all you want to.
- 22:56Speaker 6: There ain't a number you're gonna get to pull me
- 22:57Speaker 6: into UNC.
- 22:58Speaker 3: Sorry.
- 22:59Speaker 6: I like my job.
- 23:01Speaker 5: I mean he's happy, he's happy with the Celtics, right,
- 23:03Speaker 5: I mean he's running the show. Yeah, I don't think.
- 23:07Speaker 6: I don't think he wants to do the daily grind
- 23:09Speaker 6: of coaching, first of all. On second of all, I
- 23:11Speaker 6: don't think he wants to deal with everything else that's
- 23:13Speaker 6: coming with college athletics right now.
- 23:15Speaker 5: Yeah, it's to me, it's brain image. It's a great
- 23:18Speaker 5: question because I guess I don't know what I don't
- 23:19Speaker 5: know about twenty years ago. Who was getting paid, who
- 23:23Speaker 5: wasn't you know, all this kind of thing that I'll come.
- 23:25Speaker 6: To later though, Right, Yeah, somebody writes a book, or
- 23:29Speaker 6: an allegation is made, or a player will go on
- 23:32Speaker 6: a podcast and openly admit it, Like how many times
- 23:35Speaker 6: are you watching a podcast today and a player's like, oh, yeah,
- 23:38Speaker 6: this coach paid me this much.
- 23:40Speaker 1: Oh yeah for sure.
- 23:41Speaker 5: But I do know when I see the money being
- 23:47Speaker 5: thrown around now, and you know you've got the schools
- 23:51Speaker 5: that are just plucking your best offensive tackles and paying
- 23:54Speaker 5: in millions you know, to leave. That's that's a bummer,
- 23:58Speaker 5: you know. I mean, now it's all above board, but
- 24:01Speaker 5: the actual tampering and recruiting is off the charts.
- 24:06Speaker 1: I mean, what rays What do you think happened?
- 24:08Speaker 5: What?
- 24:09Speaker 6: What got into motion? The kid who was up and
- 24:13Speaker 6: SeeU that is now at L s U the left
- 24:16Speaker 6: had Jordan.
- 24:17Speaker 1: Yeah, So how does he go from trying to recruit
- 24:21Speaker 1: players to go play at.
- 24:22Speaker 3: See you, Hey, you want to be a dog? Come on,
- 24:25Speaker 3: come join us?
- 24:26Speaker 1: He went from the ultimate CU recruiter to I'm out
- 24:30Speaker 1: what led to that?
- 24:32Speaker 6: Exactly?
- 24:33Speaker 5: What money? Like?
- 24:33Speaker 1: How much? What's the number? I would I would love
- 24:37Speaker 1: to be a.
- 24:37Speaker 3: Fly on the wall to hear that number.
- 24:42Speaker 5: Let me see chronic google it here, n I L Hey,
- 24:47Speaker 5: those of you estimated four to five million to as
- 24:49Speaker 5: much as six million.
- 24:51Speaker 1: It's not like he wasn't making anything at CU. He
- 24:54Speaker 1: was driving around fancy cars up there.
- 24:56Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but he was in I mean, they were
- 24:59Speaker 5: in a bidding. So his his NIL evaluation at CU
- 25:02Speaker 5: one point seven. Now it's four to five maybe six,
- 25:06Speaker 5: which is I mean, you think that's dirty to just
- 25:10Speaker 5: go and say, hey, kid, come to us, and you
- 25:12Speaker 5: know you can transfer it will and all this.
- 25:14Speaker 1: It's not double pay all the money. Dirty is the
- 25:17Speaker 1: wrong word here. Dirty's gives you the impression that something
- 25:23Speaker 1: surely is happening, right, it's not. It's not a nefarious activity.
- 25:27Speaker 1: This is all perfectly legal. The word, I guess would
- 25:30Speaker 1: be mysterious. Because we know that teams all have a
- 25:35Speaker 1: stipend they can give these players. We don't know how
- 25:38Speaker 1: much that is from the NIL people.
- 25:42Speaker 6: Are you saying that nil now is the college sports
- 25:47Speaker 6: version of the Bunny Ranch?
- 25:49Speaker 5: Well, we don't know how much money is illegal, but
- 25:52Speaker 5: but you know what I mean by them, right, you know? So?
- 25:55Speaker 1: Yeah, I had this. I had this conversation with the
- 25:57Speaker 1: new CUA D And every team is in the game.
- 26:01Speaker 1: Every team's gonna pay the players the minimum right that
- 26:05Speaker 1: they're required to. They're required to throw this money in
- 26:07Speaker 1: the pot. That's fine, everybody's there. Now, what can you
- 26:12Speaker 1: get an oil guy from Texas Tech who you know
- 26:15Speaker 1: is personally gonna contribute one hundred million to your team's fund.
- 26:19Speaker 1: Where do you get that extra money? Where you get
- 26:21Speaker 1: the money to lure a Jordan's seat in a way? Yeah,
- 26:23Speaker 1: that's That's that's where it is now. Has nothing to
- 26:26Speaker 1: do with the schools. They're all in. Of course they're in.
- 26:29Speaker 1: They'd be dead if they weren't in.
- 26:31Speaker 5: They're in.
- 26:31Speaker 3: They're gonna pay that minimum, they need more than that.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Where where does it end the mystery behind those extra payments?
- 26:38Speaker 1: That's what The mystery is the same today as it
- 26:41Speaker 1: was thirty years ago. When I sat there thirty years
- 26:45Speaker 1: ago and I wondered to myself, how the hell is
- 26:48Speaker 1: a Notre Dame getting all these stud players? How am
- 26:51Speaker 1: I in the same dorm room as Chris Zorich and
- 26:54Speaker 1: Rocket Ismail And you knew something was going on. They're
- 26:58Speaker 1: getting something from so where somehow? We was the story?
- 27:02Speaker 6: Correct me if I'm wrong here?
- 27:03Speaker 3: Vic?
- 27:04Speaker 6: I thought I heard this though, that Lou Holtz. Because
- 27:07Speaker 6: Notre Dame had the very strict academic stuff.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Prop forty eight, they didn't allow Prop forty eight, And
- 27:13Speaker 1: Lou Holtz came in and said, I need four guys
- 27:15Speaker 1: to allow on Prop forty eight.
- 27:16Speaker 3: Tony Rice was one of them.
- 27:17Speaker 6: He's up the restrictions on four dudes because I need some.
- 27:21Speaker 3: Guys here exactly right.
- 27:22Speaker 1: And so he got some dudes, and what I'm saying,
- 27:24Speaker 1: is now take that and expand it one hundredfold.
- 27:29Speaker 3: What do you think is happening in the SEC?
- 27:31Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh man, it's it's crazy, it's create it's a
- 27:34Speaker 5: complete clown show. It's yeah, it's and we haven't even
- 27:38Speaker 5: seen the end of it yet.
- 27:39Speaker 1: What do you think happening in Ohio State?
- 27:42Speaker 5: In sanity? I mean I and my question is where
- 27:47Speaker 5: are there really that many rich people out there that
- 27:49Speaker 5: just dump millions to their program?
- 27:51Speaker 1: I mean, god, I've asked this before. Man, if you
- 27:53Speaker 1: if you become so wealthy most if you discover something,
- 27:57Speaker 1: If you if your new bee hive comes in and
- 27:59Speaker 1: you invented new way to produce bees and you make
- 28:02Speaker 1: a billions, Yeah, I don't think I'd be giving my
- 28:07Speaker 1: money to my school. I find other things. I don't know?
- 28:12Speaker 3: Am I not?
- 28:13Speaker 5: What is?
- 28:14Speaker 1: Am I not connected enough?
- 28:16Speaker 5: Things? Winning not important to me enough? I mean you
- 28:19Speaker 5: think you think Sex State's getting millions of a year
- 28:21Speaker 5: from from amos?
- 28:23Speaker 6: I mean, not to dolphin, not to sound like some
- 28:26Speaker 6: bleeding heart or something, but the million dollars you'd give
- 28:29Speaker 6: to your school to pay for nil go to hospital,
- 28:33Speaker 6: maybe somebody needs some of that, you know, get some
- 28:35Speaker 6: work done, you know what I mean?
- 28:36Speaker 1: Like, that's the folks who give all their money to
- 28:40Speaker 1: these schools to Hey, I want my golf program to
- 28:43Speaker 1: be dominant.
- 28:45Speaker 5: I have a problem with that.
- 28:47Speaker 6: I'm like, really, it's gotta be some sort of perk.
- 28:52Speaker 5: Right what your name on the wall?
- 28:56Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know what you get, but
- 28:58Speaker 6: it does seem crazy to me.
- 29:00Speaker 1: Hey, it's your money. You can do whatever you want
- 29:01Speaker 1: with it. You can do whatever you want with it.
- 29:03Speaker 1: It's your money. I'm not here to judge what you
- 29:06Speaker 1: do with your money. I'm just telling you what I
- 29:08Speaker 1: wouldn't do.
- 29:11Speaker 5: I keep it.
- 29:15Speaker 6: Let's continue our drop tournament here as we get to
- 29:18Speaker 6: the last grouping again, this is hitting four of these
- 29:21Speaker 6: drops against each other to see who makes the Is
- 29:24Speaker 6: this the Elite eight? Is what we have next?
- 29:26Speaker 1: Nelly? Yes, it'll skip right to the Elite eight.
- 29:28Speaker 6: So going back to the VIC region, the final participants
- 29:32Speaker 6: is a six seed, a four seed, a seven seed,
- 29:34Speaker 6: and a fifteen seed.
- 29:35Speaker 2: The sixth seed is but yeah, I think that you know,
- 29:39Speaker 2: obviously you want to win game five?
- 29:41Speaker 5: Is that gum good? Damn, it's too much in my mouth,
- 29:44Speaker 5: it's too much.
- 29:46Speaker 1: So you know what's happening. My daughter sent this to me.
- 29:48Speaker 1: She's a KU sophomore. There are people on TikTok that
- 29:53Speaker 1: are replaying the audio station to that and doing their
- 29:56Speaker 1: own like yeah, they're dubbing it over and it's like
- 29:59Speaker 1: a big trend. And it's supposedly that exchange is the
- 30:03Speaker 1: hottest thing at KU right now. Everyone you're kidding. Yeah,
- 30:06Speaker 1: she has sent me countless ones of guys.
- 30:08Speaker 5: Send him, send it to me. I want to see
- 30:11Speaker 5: what it's all about. Tell her to send it to me.
- 30:13Speaker 1: Just go to TikTok and and look up.
- 30:15Speaker 3: Is he Christian Brown is?
- 30:16Speaker 5: So that's what one always needs to see this. Let's
- 30:18Speaker 5: go see it.
- 30:19Speaker 6: Let's go the fourteen seed, which is I don't know
- 30:21Speaker 6: what it is.
- 30:21Speaker 3: The Clarence jug is. It's pretty cool, Vick.
- 30:24Speaker 5: It's called the clart jrug.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Hey, listen, Clarence deserves Clarence deserves a jugger.
- 30:32Speaker 5: He deserves his own jug okay uh, that.
- 30:35Speaker 6: Goes against a seventh seed.
- 30:37Speaker 3: They're not a slow drip offense.
- 30:38Speaker 1: It's like your coffee maker, right, They're not a slow
- 30:40Speaker 1: drip coffee maker.
- 30:41Speaker 3: It's not the way they work. It's a squirt coffee maker.
- 30:45Speaker 1: Squirt it all out there.
- 30:46Speaker 5: Wait what?
- 30:48Speaker 1: There's two two type of coffee makers. Most it's the
- 30:51Speaker 1: squirters and.
- 30:52Speaker 6: In the slow drip, and then finally the fifteen seed Brett.
- 30:58Speaker 5: When we were a little kids kids, there was such
- 31:01Speaker 5: a thing and Earl Campbell had it too, called terra
- 31:04Speaker 5: Away jerseys, and the and the Eagles had the mesh
- 31:08Speaker 5: terror Away. You could a guy would grab a horn
- 31:11Speaker 5: on a jersey, it would literally rip so you wouldn't
- 31:14Speaker 5: get tackled. They were terror vi.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Can you remember the Tarraway jerseys.
- 31:18Speaker 5: They were awesome.
- 31:20Speaker 1: And the Eagles had the mesh. They had it.
- 31:23Speaker 6: Here was all and then here was all met Let's.
- 31:26Speaker 5: Get you to bed. I knew it was gum Jesus God.
- 31:31Speaker 6: So if you want the sixth seed to move on,
- 31:33Speaker 6: you text gum. The fourteen seed you text jug.
- 31:39Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, the Clarence jug is.
- 31:41Speaker 1: Its pretty cool.
- 31:43Speaker 6: If you want the seventh seed to move on, you
- 31:45Speaker 6: text coffee.
- 31:46Speaker 1: There's two type of coffee makers. Most it's the squirters
- 31:51Speaker 1: in the slow drip.
- 31:52Speaker 6: And if you have the fifteen seed to move on,
- 31:54Speaker 6: you text Grandpa.
- 31:55Speaker 1: Here was all mess.
- 31:56Speaker 6: Get you to bed so well announce the winner at
- 31:59Speaker 6: the end of the show. Reminder to everybody out there,
- 32:04Speaker 6: the Avs are back in the ice to night, putting
- 32:06Speaker 6: their three game winning streak on the line. Tune into
- 32:08Speaker 6: ninety two five starting at five point thirty pregame coverage
- 32:11Speaker 6: of Avs and Jets powered by Ramos Law, your home
- 32:13Speaker 6: for the best team in the NHL. Altitude Sports Radio
- 32:16Speaker 6: ninety two to five. Oh by the way, Next, Oh
- 32:18Speaker 6: by the way, stories around sports in the world we
- 32:20Speaker 6: feel like you should be aware of. And I'll start here.
- 32:26Speaker 6: I think this could go down as one of the
- 32:29Speaker 6: most genius business moves in recent years. So there's a place.
- 32:36Speaker 6: It's called Rocos. It's a pizzeria in Omaha. It is
- 32:44Speaker 6: right outside the baseball stadium that hosts the College World Series.
- 32:47Speaker 6: And every year they do a Jello Shot Challenge. And
- 32:50Speaker 6: here's what they do. They put all these names on
- 32:53Speaker 6: a whiteboard of the teams in the tournament, usually LSU's Texas's,
- 32:56Speaker 6: Oregon States teams like that, and they have the fans
- 32:59Speaker 6: that are going there to root on their teams compete
- 33:03Speaker 6: which team can buy the most Jello shots?
- 33:06Speaker 5: Right.
- 33:07Speaker 6: So, two years ago, in twenty twenty four. Just to
- 33:09Speaker 6: give you perspective, Tennessee fans bought thirty eight, three hundred
- 33:14Speaker 6: and forty jello shots in ten days. They totaled ninety six,
- 33:19Speaker 6: four hundred and twelve that year, selling them at five
- 33:22Speaker 6: dollars apiece. They donate a dollar fifty of a five
- 33:25Speaker 6: bucks to a food bank, but in total, four hundred
- 33:31Speaker 6: and seventy five thousand dollars in ten days on jello
- 33:34Speaker 6: shots alone. They're opening this back up because Nebraska plays
- 33:38Speaker 6: Iowa in the Sweet sixteen, so they're assuming Nebraska Iowa
- 33:42Speaker 6: fans are gonna come to the bar and watch the game.
- 33:43Speaker 6: They're opening up the jello shot challenge again. It's the
- 33:46Speaker 6: most genius thing ever because you make it a competition
- 33:50Speaker 6: for five bucks on the easiest thing you can make.
- 33:53Speaker 3: Pride sets in.
- 33:54Speaker 6: It's crazy school pride, Yeah.
- 33:57Speaker 3: But so does.
- 33:59Speaker 5: So does the shot Eventually. Broot eventually sets in, Bro,
- 34:04Speaker 5: and then you're on the floor. Bro. Imagine you can't
- 34:08Speaker 5: buy any more. Bro.
- 34:09Speaker 6: Imagine this. Imagine making half a million dollars in ten
- 34:13Speaker 6: days half a milk.
- 34:16Speaker 5: That's it's unfathomable to me. I know it was Riker there.
- 34:22Speaker 1: When's the last time you had a jello shot years ago.
- 34:26Speaker 5: I don't know, years and years and years.
- 34:28Speaker 3: We made something for my daughter's graduation party.
- 34:30Speaker 1: Like we actually cooked them.
- 34:32Speaker 3: I felt like I was cooking meth or something.
- 34:34Speaker 5: Yeah, Walter White, Yeah felt like that. Oh my god, it's.
- 34:42Speaker 1: I was using wine.
- 34:44Speaker 5: Speaking of You want me to you mean to do
- 34:46Speaker 5: the story I just said to you guys, you may
- 34:48Speaker 5: do that story. Oh, by the way, is if sharks
- 34:51Speaker 5: aren't bad enough, are you afraid of victor? Are you
- 34:53Speaker 5: afraid of sharks? Like getting bit by a shark?
- 34:55Speaker 3: I'm afraid of water.
- 34:58Speaker 5: Okay, so if there's a shark in the wall, you're like,
- 35:00Speaker 5: you're not You're not You're not down with that. Well,
- 35:03Speaker 5: apparently Brazilian no, Brazilian scientists are now discovering that sharks
- 35:09Speaker 5: in the Caribbean are getting fueled up on cocaine.
- 35:12Speaker 3: Okay, wait, wait a minute. Sharks in the.
- 35:18Speaker 6: Caribbean, some of the cartel cafe and painkill, losing some stuff, losing.
- 35:23Speaker 3: On the trip, some of the that are getting blown up.
- 35:26Speaker 5: What they're saying is that the tourism and the rapidly
- 35:30Speaker 5: growing tourism around all the Caribbean and all the tourists
- 35:35Speaker 5: that these pharmaceuticals are now getting into the water and
- 35:38Speaker 5: sharks are getting all drugged up.
- 35:41Speaker 1: What was that It's bad enough to be.
- 35:42Speaker 5: It's bad enough to be, you know, like a shark
- 35:45Speaker 5: wants to bite you, but a shark on coke.
- 35:48Speaker 6: I mean they made they may be Cocaine Bear, you
- 35:50Speaker 6: can legit do cocaine shark.
- 35:52Speaker 1: I was thinking about that. They took that movie and
- 35:55Speaker 1: made it real life.
- 35:57Speaker 6: Isn't this like, isn't there that monkey that's in Asia
- 36:00Speaker 6: that smokes like two packs a day? You know what
- 36:03Speaker 6: I'm talking about now? Like you know what I'm talking about.
- 36:06Speaker 6: There's a monkey that smokes. Like to look up on
- 36:08Speaker 6: the internet smoking monkey. There's a monkey that some tourists
- 36:13Speaker 6: gave it like a cigarette and it got addicted to
- 36:15Speaker 6: him and now it's like this monkey needs cigarettes every day.
- 36:19Speaker 5: So they tested there's apparently this remote island in the
- 36:22Speaker 5: Bahamas called h Elie Elie Eliot Thura whatever anyway they took.
- 36:29Speaker 5: They tested eighty five animals and twenty eight came out
- 36:31Speaker 5: positive for drugs. Wow. Yeah, So anyways, stay out of
- 36:39Speaker 5: the water.
- 36:40Speaker 6: See I'm telling you it's in North Korea. A nineteen
- 36:43Speaker 6: year old female chimpanzee at the Central Zoo and Pyongyang,
- 36:46Speaker 6: known for smoking a pack a day after it's being
- 36:50Speaker 6: encouraged by its handlers.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Does he wear a tight white shirt and just roll
- 36:55Speaker 1: it up on a sleeve?
- 36:56Speaker 5: Come on, man, who got the frigging primeat on cigarettes?
- 37:04Speaker 6: The FDA previously studied nicotine addiction in monkeys, which was
- 37:07Speaker 6: suspended after four monkeys died. Great, so, the left says
- 37:15Speaker 6: this controversy. Animal rights activists heavily criticize this behavior. Really
- 37:20Speaker 6: just them, Uh.
- 37:22Speaker 1: What if a just use so what they're doing.
- 37:25Speaker 6: They're using this to attract visitors. It's like you aren't
- 37:27Speaker 6: even go to the zoo not to see the monkey,
- 37:29Speaker 6: but you gotta see the smoking monkey. Look at this guy.
- 37:32Speaker 6: I'll be honest with you. I have no interest in
- 37:34Speaker 6: seeing any other animals. Someone said to me, you have
- 37:37Speaker 6: to travel this far to visit a smoking monkey.
- 37:40Speaker 1: I would do it.
- 37:40Speaker 6: I'd watch that monkey take down some haters. I'd watch
- 37:44Speaker 6: I offer to beer. I feel like, screw it.
- 37:46Speaker 3: You don't care about your house.
- 37:48Speaker 5: Of course it's in North Korea, of course it is.
- 37:52Speaker 6: Is there a video of this Nelly Before the end
- 37:53Speaker 6: of this try and find video of this. Her name's Azalea.
- 37:56Speaker 6: I think Azalea the smoking monkey in North Korea. AnyWho,
- 38:02Speaker 6: moving on, do you guys see the dude thinks the
- 38:05Speaker 6: dude that was at the New York airport and they're
- 38:08Speaker 6: asking him because I was it. What's the context here?
- 38:11Speaker 6: Was like ice officers there to help with TSA purposes
- 38:14Speaker 6: or something.
- 38:15Speaker 4: Like that, or I didn't know if it's because there's
- 38:17Speaker 4: been massive TSA delays.
- 38:18Speaker 1: Yeah, something with airport's getting weird right now.
- 38:21Speaker 6: And they said, hey, this New Yorker, do you care
- 38:24Speaker 6: about this right there?
- 38:26Speaker 5: All right?
- 38:26Speaker 1: They could they had to help, did not bother nobody?
- 38:28Speaker 7: The one they can check my bags and get me
- 38:30Speaker 7: on my flight don't good to go right? I want
- 38:33Speaker 7: to get I want to get to the Bahamas.
- 38:35Speaker 1: I want to add of here, Jesus Strong.
- 38:42Speaker 5: But this dude know about the cocaine sharks. I mean,
- 38:44Speaker 5: he may want to get to the Bahamas, but that's
- 38:46Speaker 5: where the problem is.
- 38:47Speaker 6: I don't think I've heard somebody that is a bigger
- 38:52Speaker 6: caricature of the place that he lives than this guy
- 38:55Speaker 6: right here.
- 38:55Speaker 7: Is the one that they can check my bags and
- 38:56Speaker 7: get me on my flight. I'm good to go.
- 39:00Speaker 1: About bays and get me out flight.
- 39:01Speaker 5: I'm good to go.
- 39:02Speaker 6: I'm trying to get the Bahamas.
- 39:03Speaker 1: I want to get.
- 39:04Speaker 5: I want to get to the Bahamas.
- 39:05Speaker 1: He sounds like he sounds a little bit like only soprano.
- 39:09Speaker 5: He sounds just like him.
- 39:11Speaker 6: I'm trying to get the Bahamas, trying to get out
- 39:14Speaker 6: of Have you seen spears, the comic spears.
- 39:19Speaker 1: It is unreal how good he is.
- 39:25Speaker 6: Trying to get the Bahamas.
- 39:28Speaker 7: The one they can check my bags and get me
- 39:30Speaker 7: on my flight, don't get.
- 39:30Speaker 1: The see I want that voice on Siri. I want
- 39:36Speaker 1: that voice. I want that voice on Groc Siri. I
- 39:39Speaker 1: don't want a neutral voice.
- 39:40Speaker 6: I want that guy specifically right there.
- 39:44Speaker 5: All right, they're good to hear the help.
- 39:46Speaker 3: I can not bother nobody.
- 39:47Speaker 7: The one they can check my bags and get me
- 39:48Speaker 7: on my flight. Don't good to golf, right, I want
- 39:52Speaker 7: to get I want to get to the Bahamas.
- 39:53Speaker 1: Asked that guy out here, Ask that guy on Groc
- 39:56Speaker 1: if anyone's ever led the NBA in rebounds and assistan
- 40:00Speaker 1: the season.
- 40:00Speaker 6: Yeah, do you still want him to go? He cuity, Yeah, yes, Cuty,
- 40:05Speaker 6: nobody's ever done that before. It's all what do you mean. Uh,
- 40:09Speaker 6: here's Azalea for you guys.
- 40:12Speaker 1: Yeah, rip, look at that.
- 40:16Speaker 6: Wait did Azalia light it herself?
- 40:18Speaker 1: I don't know she light her own cigarette?
- 40:20Speaker 5: Yeah, it just said she lights her own cigarettes with
- 40:22Speaker 5: a lighter or another cigarette.
- 40:24Speaker 3: Doesn't look like she's inhaling though. She's not doing the
- 40:26Speaker 3: ring smoke ring.
- 40:28Speaker 1: She's just puffing right out.
- 40:29Speaker 6: What do you wanted?
- 40:29Speaker 1: A French inhale vikibob. But they also featured them dogs
- 40:32Speaker 1: that do what what is this zoo? I might go
- 40:34Speaker 1: to the zoo that.
- 40:35Speaker 6: Came smoke, but she lights her own cigarettes with a
- 40:38Speaker 6: lighter or another lit cigarette. Keep going, This is on
- 40:41Speaker 6: a dog. This is on ABC News. By the way,
- 40:44Speaker 6: Uh so what are the dogs here?
- 40:46Speaker 3: This is my kind of zoo.
- 40:48Speaker 6: So hang on, let's check this out. Azilia is the
- 40:51Speaker 6: zoo's only unique attraction. They also feature dogs that can
- 40:54Speaker 6: use an abacus, a monkey that dunks basketball.
- 40:58Speaker 1: We got dog hoops.
- 41:00Speaker 6: Wait a minute, we got dug said the zoo dunk
- 41:04Speaker 6: baby dunk.
- 41:07Speaker 5: God.
- 41:07Speaker 1: That is my kind of zoo, dude, I'm telling you
- 41:12Speaker 1: right now, any zoo in the world sucks compared to
- 41:16Speaker 1: that zoo. That is the greatest zoo.
- 41:19Speaker 6: Ever, dude, if I said to baby Jamal Kele, hey baby,
- 41:23Speaker 6: you want to go to the zoo and see the
- 41:25Speaker 6: smoking monkey in the dunking monkey.
- 41:29Speaker 3: Dude, I noticed spot web. I mean, what bam dunk.
- 41:34Speaker 1: Usually you go to these zoos and everybody's like, look
- 41:37Speaker 1: at the at the animal just laying there eating. These
- 41:42Speaker 1: people are working for their money now, like doing things.
- 41:45Speaker 6: I gotta see this. This monkey did for those listening
- 41:49Speaker 6: a backflip first.
- 41:50Speaker 3: And then threw it down.
- 41:52Speaker 6: Watch this. Watch this the level of athletics. And it's
- 41:56Speaker 6: an alley oop.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Yeah that vertical leap.
- 41:58Speaker 6: Dude in saye oh wait back oh yeah.
- 42:01Speaker 3: I'll tell you right now.
- 42:02Speaker 6: For a Dunk Coops officionado like myself, I cannot tell
- 42:07Speaker 6: you how impressed I am seeing that monkey play my game.
- 42:11Speaker 6: Notice how it's dunk coop and not pickleball. Mind you,
- 42:13Speaker 6: everybody paused for a second. I have to say something
- 42:16Speaker 6: I never thought i'd say to our boss, Kevin Shockey,
- 42:20Speaker 6: Can you pay for us to do a road show
- 42:22Speaker 6: in Pyongyang, North Korea? Can we do a life broad
- 42:25Speaker 6: from that zoo from the northern part of the d
- 42:28Speaker 6: m Z. I never but I have to see this
- 42:33Speaker 6: smoking monkey.
- 42:34Speaker 5: I have to called Dennis Rodman. He knows I ain't going.
- 42:39Speaker 1: I ain't going there. We have monkeys playing ball. Dude,
- 42:42Speaker 1: shut up.
- 42:44Speaker 6: Oh that's amazing that most I mean, this is what
- 42:48Speaker 6: the point of Oh, by the way was supposed to
- 42:50Speaker 6: be about. Who was supposed to be about?
- 42:53Speaker 5: Smoking monkeys and smoking monkeys doing backflips and don't playing
- 42:57Speaker 5: dunk coops? Okay, exactly right?
- 43:00Speaker 7: Is the one they can check my days and get
- 43:01Speaker 7: me on my flight and I'm with the go I
- 43:02Speaker 7: was just gonna say, and that I'm trying to get
- 43:04Speaker 7: to North Korea.
- 43:05Speaker 6: Say the smoking monkey. I want to get I want
- 43:07Speaker 6: to get it, get out.
- 43:09Speaker 5: I want to provision the dune.
- 43:10Speaker 6: People with the monkey, come on, they donn't come ahead
- 43:14Speaker 6: and check my bags. They'll play dunk cook with the monkeys.
- 43:17Speaker 3: Bring the monkey back home with you.
- 43:18Speaker 6: Gotta get out right.
- 43:19Speaker 5: They cut their hair to help.
- 43:20Speaker 6: Have you seen Exailia smoke a sick guy?
- 43:22Speaker 1: Have you ever seen it?
- 43:24Speaker 6: Three three five O four oh nine two five bag
- 43:26Speaker 6: After this