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Are we being FOLLOWED by ghosts? · Paranormal Lens - A Crossroads Of Curiosities, LLC Production

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  Coming up... Whenever we go into a location,
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  we never know what we're going to come across.
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  I'm going to bleep this. Do you want to talk
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  about... Come on, Ang, ask your question. I generally
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  don't know what the topic is. This is genuine
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  Angela not knowing the topic. Ang, where do you
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  go? Uh -oh. We lost her. I'm sorry. Now she's
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  really not going to know. Okay, so... This should
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  be an easy topic, Ange. I'm going in blind. You're
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  going in blind. But we did a paranormal yes or
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  no episode where we asked each other deceptively
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  easy yes or no questions. And we didn't stop
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  until we all agreed on something. Uh -huh. And
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  it took us well over an hour to agree on a simple
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  yes or no question. Are we doing more? No, no,
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  we're not doing more. But one of the two questions.
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  Only two questions out of this whole list we
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  agreed on. One of them was, humans, humans, humans
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  can be haunted, we all think. Do we still think
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  humans can be haunted? Yes. Do that again, Shining
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  Sisters? Yes. Yes. You fucked it up. Okay, so,
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  humans can be haunted. But, we didn't ask any
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  follow -ups because there was a yes or no. episode
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  so today we're going to follow up on that and
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  ask the question if humans can be haunted have
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  we ever had an instance where we've gone on an
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  investigation and investigated our ghosts as
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  opposed to the location's ghosts is that even
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  a possibility is that a thing how do you even
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  know if the spirits you're encountering are tethered
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  or tied to the location or if you brought them
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  there is that even a concern a worry how do you
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  even know type of thing does that make sense
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  welcome to our podcast where we take deep dives
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  looking at various topics through a paranormal
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  lens okay so now that we're back from the intro
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  and we got all caught up what what what do we
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  think have we ever investigated each other that
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  sounds weird have you ever have we ever have
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  we ever have we ever questioned each other's
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  demons. That sounds strange, too. That also sounds
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  strange. I'm an angel. Have we ever had a situation
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  where it seems like we've interacted with a spirit
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  or entity that we've interacted with before in
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  a separate location? I say yes, we have. I agree.
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  Do you think that's because... Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  I agree. Do we think... The implication there
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  is that the spirit then came with us to these
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  multiple occasions. Do you think this is a case
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  of attachments, or do you think once you know
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  a spirit, they can just show up anywhere? Once
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  you form that bond, do you know what I mean?
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  Do you think you can tap back into that, or is
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  it an attachment case? That's a really good question.
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  Maybe it depends on the spirit. Yeah. Are you
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  thinking what I'm thinking, that maybe a human
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  spirit needs to attach, but more of an elemental
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  or non -human entity can just form a connection?
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  That's kind of what I was thinking, yeah. Yeah,
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  potentially. But who knows? No one. We're just
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  conjecturing. Not conjuring! Ange, I didn't say
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  conjuring. We're not conjuring. We're just conjecturing.
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  We're not conjuring past spirits. We're conjecturing
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  about past spirits. Important distinction. Yes,
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  very important distinction. Especially with Angela.
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  With Santa Claus. I will summon Santa Claus someday.
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  That I know. And Bigfoot. Next Christmas all
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  we're summoning Santa Claus together. Wait, wait,
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  you said next Christmas while summoning Santa
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  you're going to summon a Bigfoot? That's a good
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  idea. All I want for Christmas is to summon Bigfoot,
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  okay? Is that part of your summoning? You just
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  sing to a picture of Bigfoot? All I want for
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  Christmas is you. And then poof. 911, what's
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  your emergency? There's a big hairy ape. I wanted
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  it for Christmas. I didn't expect a Santa I summoned
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  to drop it off. It's not an ape, Ben. I wouldn't
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  even say it's an ape. I'm genuinely terrified
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  of apes. We've been over this before. There's
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  no such thing as Bigfoot. So he would get the
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  closest thing, which is a big hairy ape. I guess
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  I would have to say that. I don't know. The only
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  cryptids Santa knows are reindeer and unicorns.
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  Maybe a jackalope. Elves? Are those cryptids?
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  Oh my god, are they? Are they? They're magical,
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  I guess. I don't know. I never thought about
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  elves being cryptids. I guess it depends on the
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  which kind of folklore you're thinking of elves.
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  Some people represent them as creatures. Some
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  people represent them as being more of humanoid.
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  Yeah, I don't know. Okay, well anyways. Interesting
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  tangent. I'm glad we could inject some Christmas
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  joy into this, I guess. Halfway to Halloween.
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  Well, we're talking about halfway to Christmas.
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  No, we're halfway to Christmas. Yeah. Halfway
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  to Christmas. Anyways. The fuck are you talking
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  about? I don't know. My brain malfunctioned there
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  for a second. Did you think Christmas was halfway
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  to Halloween? No. No. What's the holiday? Anyways.
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  Anyways. And you know the topic. Yeah, you guys
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  are mixing me up, though, with all this Christmas
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  stuff. Yeah, God forbid we have a conversation
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  during our conversation podcast. The day we remove
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  tangents from our natural conversations, that's
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  the day I quit. I put in my two weeks. HR, accept
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  my resignation. I'll reject your resignation
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  letter. Be prepared. But Angela won't let me
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  go on tangents. that's unfortunate for you all
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  right okay so um so going back to the topic at
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  hand um it's an interesting thing to consider
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  the one thing i think of in in the context of
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  this conversation is we were doing an investigation
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  brie you and i at the doherty hotel and We were
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  doing a spirit box. We had, like, everything.
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  Spirit box, dowsing rods. Cat balls. EMFs. EMF.
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  And I think it was just me and you. Yep. Because
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  Angela and other party members were... Partying.
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  ...asleep already. No, they were... Don't sugar.
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  We were having a... Oh, again, a Christmas party
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  at the Geordie Hotel. And after Angela had too
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  many buzz balls, specifically Murica. It was
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  Murica flavored. Murica. Murica. Not even joking.
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  That's what it was called. That was the flavor.
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  A very Merry Christmas you had. Brie and I were
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  like, okay, this girl. And then we left and we
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  did an investigation in a haunted room a couple
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  floors up. we were just talking to a ghost from
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  my apartment the whole time and then it got to
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  the point we both just said out loud we were
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  like stop it we want to talk to the dory hotel
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  ghost we came all the way to the dory hotel we
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  want to what ghost was it it was just jocks and
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  david the typical typical um typical people but
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  we're like bro like we were we were having a
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  tomorrow yeah we were having a conversation with
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  a ghost and then all of a sudden they're like
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  oh my god someone's coming and they stopped talking
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  to us and lo and behold it was it's like something
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  else is here this is someone we know why are
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  you here go away we're trying to have a conversation
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  like we want to talk to new people my gosh and
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  you know what especially now i'm curious so We
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  have a bunch of haunted artifacts and objects
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  in our apartment. That's what I mean by jocks
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  and David. These ghosts and spirits, we engage
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  with them so often. They have names, they have
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  different personalities, different vibes. We
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  sound nuts when we say that, but it's true. And
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  there used to be instances where these spirits
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  would just like that. They would just pop in
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  on other investigations. And it's like, I'm home.
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  And 95 % of the time. nothing paranormal happens
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  you never want to talk and then randomly i'm
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  investigating somewhere else for a change and
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  then you decide you yeah is that they just miss
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  and they're like hi i know you it's like i'm
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  gonna be home in a few hours talk to me then
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  you never yeah now though we do live streams
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  every week do you think That's going to happen
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  less now that we have a consistent form of communication
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  where we do believe that activity with all the
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  intent of all these, we get thousands of people
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  watching them, all of them hyper fixated and
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  focusing on this investigation might, you know,
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  actually bring up the activity level. Do you
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  think this constant engagement every week on
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  TikTok doing these live streams, do you think
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  they'll? you know come visit us less i think
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  it all depends on the situation yeah no knowing
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  jocks he pops on in when there's a potential
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  danger yeah it's like what happened that jocks
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  jocks always seems like like a protector almost
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  yeah like specifically i'm thinking of when we
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  were at the cemetery in grand haven and we had
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  that really scary moment that happened and jocks
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  popped in trying to like protect us and telling
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  us where we should go and stuff remember that
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  Yeah, there's this instance, we were at a cemetery
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  in Grand Haven, and there's a big legend about
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  this, like, hill, this, like, stairway to heaven,
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  or stairway to hell, they call it, where when
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  a burial happens, they'll see a white light at
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  the top or the bottom of this big staircase,
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  and they say, like, that's either the spirit
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  going to heaven or going to hell, if you say
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  top or bottom. So we go up to this, like, top
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  of this really tall hill, and it's pitch black,
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  and all of a sudden... we start feeling like
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  we're not alone we hear like footsteps all around
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  us like we're being surrounded and then we see
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  down below at the bottom of this hill we can
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  see them they can't see us what looked like two
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  flashlights coming towards us and then a guy's
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  voice yelling We assumed it was at a dog or something.
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  Yeah, it sounded like they were yelling for a
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  dog or something. But we didn't hear a dog. But
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  there was no dog. There was no dog. We didn't
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  hear a dog, see a dog. You could see what they
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  were illuminating in their little light. And
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  we didn't see a dog, didn't hear a dog. But do
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  you want to know what's even weirder? Do you
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  know how in the beginning it started off as one
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  light? Yeah, first it was one. Going back and
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  forth. And then the light divided. Because at
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  first it seemed like there was only one person.
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  And then the light divided. And then it started
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  to be like two people. And they both started
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  going around. The hill area. Coming together.
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  Then coming back apart. Surrounding us on the
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  hill. For like a good. Like 40 minutes. I didn't
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  even notice the split. You know. That's one thing
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  I remember. Because I'm like. well i didn't see
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  them at first you alerted me to them so i saw
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  them after they were already two that's so weird
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  if it started as one and then it did start as
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  one yeah so it's like if we are assuming these
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  are people then it's like what they were walking
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  all the way around this hill isn't it like the
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  entrance it's in the back so they're walking
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  all the way with one and then right when they
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  get to where we are and we're silent we're just
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  you know up there quiet we can see them they
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  can't see us from our vantage point then they're
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  like we're hiding behind a big headstone yeah
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  somehow they know we're there so then they're
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  like let's with these people and turn on our
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  second line kind of what it seemed like they
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  could have known and they were just going to
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  run then the lights went out remember they just
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  went out dude that was scary that was scary because
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  we were also getting like on the spirit box saying
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  how like don't go down there they're dangerous
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  we got like a voice saying like they have a gun
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  and stuff too and it's just kind of like what
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  the heck and that's why oh that's why i didn't
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  see them at first we were in the middle of estus
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  and that's that's why we were quiet too because
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  we were doing estus and then you like tapped
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  me and you're like you know yeah and i kept one
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  headphone in while they were doing that, and
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  I was just like, what the fuck? And then Jock
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  started to come through. Uh -huh. And he was
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  telling us, like, yeah, don't go down there.
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  You're in danger. Like, constant, like, danger,
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  danger. And then he said something like, they
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  have a gun. And then, yeah. Yeah, he said to
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  stay. He said to just stay there and be quiet.
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  And you know what? We did. And they left. That
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  was a creepy thing, and Jock showed up. Then
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  he has a tendency, you know, it's weird. You
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  know, if he is, you know, your guardian spirit,
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  if jocks is a guardian or protector energy, that
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  does mean he is an attachment. You know what
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  I mean? Not all attachments are bad. If you look
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  at it that way, like, do you believe all of us
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  have a guardian angel or guardian spirit? I don't
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  know. I don't know. Hard to say. If you did,
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  technically that's like an attachment in a way.
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  That's true. I like the concept. I just don't
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  know if I believe in that. The one thing I keep
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  thinking of in the circumstances interacting
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  with the same spirit in different locations is
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  back when we were in college and I kept having
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  when we'd go on an investigation something kept
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  saying my name still don't know what was going
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  on with that um stopped doing it eventually are
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  you uh i'm gonna bleep this all right do you
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  want to talk about the how sometimes it was no
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  okay so just how do we say this for for the it
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  was more than just a name there's a certain indicator
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  that was the same thing saying your name what
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  yeah yeah but because you know if someone just
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  said ben i won't know it's the same person but
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  this was clear it was the same entity yeah but
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  no idea where it came from why anything about
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  it like it haven't had it happen in a long long
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  time so like but when it first happened it was
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  like okay That was weird. And then what really
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  was like, huh, this is, this keeps happening
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  was when we were at the Howell Opera House with
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  the MSU Paranormal Society the last time. And
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  it was like, I kept hearing my name and it's
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  like, okay, you know what? You need to stop and
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  go away. Like, we're trying to do a thing. I
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  was like the team lead investigator at that point.
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  It's like, we're trying to investigate the Howell
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  Opera House. stop and kind of like since then
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  that was when it started dwindling and but yeah
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  i was that's that's one of the things that comes
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  to my mind is that whole situation um but it
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  was like nothing nothing like negative ever happened
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  no it was just bizarre because yeah we were talking
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  about like ghosts we know and we can pinpoint
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  like oh it came from here or this is jocks you
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  know and then that was weird because it was a
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  whole stretch of investigations where there's
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  a certain phrase and certain something else that
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  was always it was always paired together and
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  always happened and we knew exactly Without a
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  doubt. Without a shadow. And there's very few
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  things we know and can say as a matter of fact.
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  And as a matter of fact, whatever this is, we
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  don't know, but it's the same thing every time.
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  And that was weird because we never figured out
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  what that was. Do you think that was an attachment
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  or just something that liked you or something
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  from that time of your life around you? No idea.
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  Have you thought about what that could have?
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  Because after you were like stirring and you
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  were like, leave me alone, it stopped. randomly
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  you just yeah no this happened no idea like i
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  mean i think i think we kind of figured out it
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  first started happening from after rose fear
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  park but other than that like no idea so that
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  was an investigation at rose for park that was
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  that the one you got like sick and stuff at yes
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  do you think Because you don't get physically
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  affected often. No, I don't. Do you think that
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  opened you up to maybe something, I don't know,
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  latching on or something for a little bit? I
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  have no idea. See, that's the thing is like,
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  I don't know anything about it. It's just kind
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  of the idea of like ignoring it. And it went
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  away. And we haven't had that issue in a while.
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  But it was like, we kept having that circumstance
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  where it's like, okay. This is happening again.
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  We know this isn't the spirit that's haunting
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  this location. We just have to ignore it. And
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  we would, and then we'd continue on with our
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  investigation. It was an odd scenario, and that
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  no longer happens. So, this raises a question,
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  too. At a certain point, we figured that this,
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  you know, Bree, you know... other stuff entity
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  thing was the same spirit and it was just kind
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  of following us or you or whatever may not have
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  had to do with you maybe it was us you know but
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  who knows yeah um it was following us around
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  it was entitled to the location we know if like
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  jocks or whatever other haunted objects or whatever
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  from our apartment we're very intimately familiar
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  with the spirit so if they pop up somewhere else
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  we know do we necessarily know if i mean What
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  if this happens often and we just don't know
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  because we don't know what spirits we're picking
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  up, what spirits latch onto, what spirits just
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  kind of are like, hey, I want to follow that
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  guy for a while type of thing. I feel like the
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  thing majorly is whenever we go into a location,
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  we never know what we're going to come across.
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  And it's never wrong to have some sort of like...
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  Something you do at your end of your investigation
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  where you always say, okay, thanks for interacting
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  with us, but you need to stay here. You're not
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  allowed to follow us. Like, you can't come back
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  with us. You have to remain here. Like, and I
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  always do that. I don't know if you guys do,
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  but because you don't know what you're going
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  to pick up. You're always, like, it is a risk.
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  It's really interesting because you really can't
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  know. like and even if you ask if you ask the
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  spirit like oh have we interacted with you before
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  and it can say no and it's like that doesn't
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  necessarily mean that it's telling the truth
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  i mean that's it that makes me think of even
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  at stinson hospital we've had this happen it's
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  like i i was doing dowsing rods talking to a
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  spirit and then i'm like wait a minute is this
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  frank and it's like yes and it's like come on
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  come on man it's just because like frank is the
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  name of the spirit that's you know the most famous
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  or prevalent i should say spirit that haunts
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  her he's probably just bored out of his mind
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  he's just like everyone keeps asking for me i'm
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  just gonna pretend i'm someone else this time
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  yeah yeah But to your point, if spirits can lie
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  about that, like, who's to say Frank might be
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  super bored? Yeah, or what if he's super bored
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  one day? He's like, you know, I'll go with these
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  weird kids to their next investigation and say
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  I'm someone, you know. Yeah, yeah. Spirits are
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  bored too, I guess that's my point. Can you blame
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  them? I feel like there's not a lot to do if
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  you're a ghost in the afterlife. Sadly, I don't
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  think so. You think? Maybe. You never know. They
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  may be having a blast. Do you think you're tethered
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  to specific locations when you die, or can you
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  just go anywhere? Okay, that's an existential
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  question that we don't need to talk about. Because
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  what if you're a ghost and you can just fucking
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  travel the world? That would be fun. Okay, this
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  is a lot talking from someone who doesn't even
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  believe in intelligent hauntings. I mean... It
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  would be a free trip. It would just cost me my
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  life. Gosh, Ben. Which, my life is priceless,
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  so it would be a priceless free trip. Part of
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  me, you know, to take it back to Angela's, you
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  know, her little trope is like, if she doesn't
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  know what to talk about, she talks about Santa
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  or Bigfoot. That's not true! It is absolutely
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  true. I worry that she's going to summon Santa
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  once, and then, like, Santa will just, like,
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  stick around. Like, you know, like, we'll be,
• 23:50
  like, fucking... Imagine being haunted by Santa.
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  Imagine, though, like, actually, what if we're
• 23:59
  in Frankenmuth, investigating in Frankenmuth,
• 24:01
  Michigan again, and Santa pops in? Like, legit.
• 24:05
  Santa pops in and he's like, what's up? Miss
• 24:07
  me? Uh -huh. And we're like, come here! We're
• 24:12
  gonna go to Bronner's! You'll love this place!
• 24:17
  I would actually allow in that one instance,
• 24:21
  just for the gag, taking the ghost of Santa to
• 24:25
  Bronner's. Like, unironically. Like, seriously.
• 24:34
  Oh, God. What? I'm tired. Brain hurt. Brain hurt.
• 24:48
  Okay, well, at this point, we're just talking
• 24:52
  about Santa, though, so I think it's time to
• 24:54
  move into final thoughts. Is there anything we
• 24:57
  should do moving forward, or do we just keep
• 25:00
  doing our typical nonsense and just kind of if
• 25:06
  we ever notice a pattern or a trend we might
• 25:09
  be like hmm let's pay attention to this it might
• 25:12
  be a ghostie following us yeah I mean I think
• 25:15
  it's a good idea like I mean as of late um we
• 25:20
  can usually recognize like patterns and be like
• 25:24
  oh this is something we've interacted with before
• 25:27
  um and be able to figure out if it is or not
• 25:34
  so i feel like we're safe to just keep doing
• 25:37
  what we're doing but you know like i like i said
• 25:41
  it's always safe to have that precaution to tell
• 25:43
  things that they can't come with us so we don't
• 25:46
  have that happen as well so agreed the safe thing
• 25:52
  to do and then by keeping your physical and spiritual
• 25:57
  circle tight You can kind of keep the energies
• 26:00
  contained and then notice, hey, this wasn't here
• 26:03
  before. And it keeps popping up. Maybe there's
• 26:08
  something going on. Let's get that salt and that
• 26:11
  holy water. Salt and holy water. You love that
• 26:15
  shit, Bree. Oh, yeah. Salt, holy water, crosses,
• 26:20
  rosaries. You know, I come prepared. I don't
• 26:28
  own any of that shit. I do. And you got me a
• 26:32
  mini one. Mini like exorcism kit. We sure did.
• 26:36
  Yes, by Jezebel Creations. Everyone listening,
• 26:39
  I'm going to link this below. Jezebel Creations
• 26:41
  makes the best mini exorcism. I got possessed.
• 26:48
  They're so cute. What are you doing? I got possessed.
• 26:54
  So you started eating yourself? I don't know.
• 26:57
  I was tripping on my words. I don't know. Ben's
• 27:01
  spitting. Ben's tripping on his words. No spitting
• 27:05
  this episode. Get with the program. No, but there's
• 27:11
  like a mini Bible and it's like a real Bible.
• 27:15
  But mini. Like it's mini mini. It's the coolest
• 27:19
  thing. It's like a quarter size. Yeah, everyone,
• 27:23
  I'm going to link it below Jezebel Creation's
• 27:26
  page and go follow them and get yourself a mini
• 27:29
  -exorcism. I can't say the word exorcism today.
• 27:32
  Exorcism. Something. The Lord. The heavens. Santa.
• 27:38
  It's a sign. I need to be cleansed. Oh my god.
• 27:43
  I keep tripping on the word exorcism so I don't
• 27:46
  know if I'm possessed. The only one possessing
• 27:49
  me would be Santa. Joked about summoning him
• 27:53
  at Frankenmuth. Do you have inhuman strength?
• 27:59
  Or speak in tongues? Well, I guess you kind of
• 28:02
  are speaking in tongues, so that's one check.
• 28:06
  And I was drooling. I was drooling earlier. You
• 28:10
  were drooling last episode. But we've been backlogging
• 28:13
  them, so it was all the same night. Let me see.
• 28:17
  Is that the first sign of demonic oppression
• 28:20
  is drooling? Maybe. Hey, Angela, does he smell
• 28:23
  really bad? No. Okay, well, you're safe there.
• 28:30
  Ben always smells good. Watch, he's gonna, like,
• 28:34
  wake up tonight and be all scared. He's just
• 28:35
  like, what's that foul smell? Is this the fifth
• 28:39
  stage of demonic oppression? Ben's possessed.
• 28:46
  Run. Run now. So I think you're safe for now,
• 28:50
  because you're only showing one symptom. Good.
• 28:53
  Glad I can stay Jewish. I don't mind, though.
• 29:01
  I don't mind. It wouldn't affect me if... You're
• 29:03
  becoming possessed by the Christmas spirit. Halfway
• 29:10
  to Hall of Christmas! Hall of Christmas. I wouldn't
• 29:15
  be offended if you showed up with a cross and
• 29:17
  stuff, though, just to exorcise the enemy for
• 29:20
  a minute. Give you a good thwack upside the head.
• 29:24
  The power of Christ compels you. Thwack, says
• 29:30
  your religion. Yeah. Yeah. But would that work?
• 29:35
  I mean, I guess we do have an exorcism episode.
• 29:39
  Which, wait, it worked. I just said the word,
• 29:44
  exorcism. Good for you! Yay! All you had to do
• 29:49
  is over the screen just virtually be like, Christ
• 29:51
  compels you, and it just worked like that? Yeah,
• 29:53
  I guess so. Good to know for a future reference.
• 29:57
  You should be like ordained or shit. Does that
• 29:59
  count? If you can do that over a video screen,
• 30:04
  you can probably do a marriage or something in
• 30:06
  person. I trust you. Is that a thing? If you
• 30:11
  can do a fucking exorcism, you can marry two
• 30:14
  fucking earthlings. You can cast a demon out
• 30:17
  of someone. Like, of course, you can just be
• 30:19
  like, yes, I witnessed you professing your vows
• 30:22
  in the name of Jesus Christ. You do, you know?
• 30:25
  Oh my gosh. Oh, this is so ridiculous. I think
• 30:31
  we need to end this. I'm not proposing to you,
• 30:33
  Ange, until she gets ordained. Thanks for listening
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• 30:42
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