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HIGHLIGHT 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 29th 2025 · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Ja guy guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just looksht like a like a Marshamallow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, his name is Menace though. He's kind of like
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  Speaker 3: a menace in the streets show.
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  Speaker 4: And we are into another new hour firing enough insensitivity
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  Speaker 4: training for a politically correct world. That's break gory. There
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  Speaker 4: he is, there's Menace.
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  Speaker 1: What is up high?
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  Speaker 4: We got Gina Grant, we got Sea Bass, we got
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  Speaker 4: Sammy Morgan is here morning?
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  Speaker 2: You ever figure this thing out?
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  Speaker 1: Bored?
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  Speaker 4: Can we hear you?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir?
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  Speaker 4: They figured that's good if we can man, could we
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  Speaker 4: go for absolute perfection with the equipment? Les Vaughn is
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  Speaker 4: von there.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: It all works. I haven't heard that.
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  Speaker 2: How are you doing, vun? It's a long night, but
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  Speaker 2: uh come here?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah? How late were you out? Why was it
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  Speaker 4: a long night?
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  Speaker 2: I was out till about two this morning.
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  Speaker 5: I had an event last night with this AI company
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  Speaker 5: DJing a gig and ended up being in late night
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  Speaker 5: with the clients.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, all right, So when you when you are low
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  Speaker 4: on sleep like that low on rest, like will you
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  Speaker 4: smoke before you come to work or will that make
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  Speaker 4: you wait? That just kind of knocked you like idea, Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 4: smoke plenty enough last night, so none this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Before this morning, all right, is that why Vaughn's hiding
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  Speaker 2: under a hoodie today?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Uh huh, he didn't have time to braik his hair today.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, he looks cool. He does look cools.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we've uh, we've got some of the trending news headlines,
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  Speaker 4: Gina grab what's happening today?
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  Speaker 5: Well, Game four of the World Series went down last
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  Speaker 5: night and the Blue Jays got their payback. Toronto's hitters
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  Speaker 5: jumped on show Oh hey Tani early when they scored
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  Speaker 5: four runs, including oh nothing, a two run homer by
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  Speaker 5: Vlad Guerrero Junior that gave them the lead. Shane bieber
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  Speaker 5: Strong on the mound kept the Dodgers to just four hits.
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  Speaker 3: In one run.
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  Speaker 5: The Blue Jays won six to one, which ties the
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  Speaker 5: series at two games each. So coming up to the
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  Speaker 5: end here. Game five is tonight at Dodgers Stadium. Hurricane
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  Speaker 5: Melissa hit Jamaica yesterday as a Category five storm, one
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  Speaker 5: of the biggest Category fives on record. It hit the
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  Speaker 5: island with one hundred and eighty five mile per hour
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  Speaker 5: winds caused a ton of damage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were saying like, even with the terrain in
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  Speaker 4: the mountains and everything else, this thing is still held together. Insane,
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  Speaker 4: because usually that'll break a storm up. Yeah, downgrade it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the Prime Minister says the country's been ravaged, with
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  Speaker 5: over five hundred and thirty thousand people without power. He's
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  Speaker 5: even declared the entire country a disaster area. President Trump
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  Speaker 5: said this morning he's prepared to move with aid to
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  Speaker 5: help him out. Melissa weekened a little now downgraded to
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  Speaker 5: a category three but still really dangerous when it made
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  Speaker 5: landfall in Cuba this morning. And I saw some dumb
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  Speaker 5: BIAC influencer being like, come with me, we go to
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  Speaker 5: Jamaica for a category five storm.
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  Speaker 4: Well those people storm chairs are kind of people, not
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  Speaker 4: the no. But I always when the hurricanes are rolling in,
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  Speaker 4: you see the people running down the beach to go
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  Speaker 4: into the water or whatever, Like what are you doing?
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  Speaker 6: But she was like, it's no big deal. And then
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  Speaker 6: you guys pray for me.
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  Speaker 4: I say that, but at the same time, I told
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  Speaker 4: you I want to go into one of those like
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  Speaker 4: hurricane storms, like you're insane, But that's different because that's
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  Speaker 4: that's built for that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and when we're not going.
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  Speaker 4: Just running down as the storm surge comes down the
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  Speaker 4: beach to try to swim in it.
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  Speaker 2: I felt like such an idiot because this whole story
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  Speaker 2: taught me that Jamaica has insanely tall mountains. I never
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  Speaker 2: knew that.
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  Speaker 1: You never been.
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  Speaker 2: No, I've never been to Jamaica. They have a mountain
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  Speaker 2: that is over seven thousand feet tall.
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  Speaker 1: Is pretty big.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was this very low lying I just learned.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was flat mond. That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 6: He said, it just like that, I know.
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  Speaker 2: The mountains. Yes, that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: We thought. When you land there, you can see it really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gather some.
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  Speaker 4: Tie, will go beaches the beach.
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  Speaker 1: You have a beautiful Hilton.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, like brown dudes, I like you man.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like heaven.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it is well.
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  Speaker 5: Texas Attorney General is suing the makers of thailand All,
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  Speaker 5: saying they misled pregnant women about possible links between the
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  Speaker 5: medicine and autism. The lawsuit accuses the company of putting
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  Speaker 5: profits over safety, lying for years, and putting millions at risk.
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  Speaker 5: This is the first state level lawsuits since President Trump
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  Speaker 5: claimed that tailand all taken during pregnancy is tied to autism.
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  Speaker 5: Now Thailand All's parent company denies this and says they're
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  Speaker 5: worried about misinformation since the seat of Minifin is still
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  Speaker 5: the safest pain reliever for pregnant women. And UPS says
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  Speaker 5: it's laying off forty eight thousand workers as part of
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  Speaker 5: a big old cost cutting plan. About thirty fourth thousand
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  Speaker 5: of those cuts come from drivers and warehouse staff and
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  Speaker 5: fourteen thousand from management, and the company says it's trying
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  Speaker 5: to save money run more efficiently after slower shipping demand
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  Speaker 5: and rising labor costs.
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  Speaker 4: Slower shipping demand, right, don't get right, go shopping. I'm
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  Speaker 4: just saying just in general, like more and more people
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  Speaker 4: are just buying stuff having it chipped. Amazon alone, you
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  Speaker 4: would think could keep everybody employed.
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  Speaker 5: I can attest to that. And UPS they're doing Okay,
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  Speaker 5: they made twenty one billions.
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  Speaker 2: Saying business news recently they said UPS is doing.
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  Speaker 6: They're doing gang bus.
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  Speaker 7: But you got yeah, does Amazon use UPS?
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  Speaker 4: Like because they have their own I see the Amazon. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: first they were using everybody, right, Yeah, but then you
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  Speaker 4: can go to UPS and like return stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Right, I feel like I could be wrong, but like
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  Speaker 5: if it's not prime, sometimes it comes from UPS if
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  Speaker 5: it's like, you know, a few weeks later that kind
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  Speaker 5: of thing.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, that might be it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure they use it, but like, wasn't it for
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  Speaker 4: a while? Like almost all your Amazon stuff came from
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  Speaker 4: the UPS too. That's how we got to know the
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  Speaker 4: u PS guys so well, he was there almost every day.
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  Speaker 4: Brown do for you also, like Randas like Tyler. Tyler
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  Speaker 4: would deliver fra Amazon on the side out of his
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  Speaker 4: own car.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, it was a little bit more recently.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then all of a sudden you started seeing
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  Speaker 4: the Amazon yeah branded trucks.
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  Speaker 6: So we're like, where are those coming from?
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  Speaker 2: Well, what stuff I got is from private cars.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what he delivers stuff like was covered in
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  Speaker 1: cheetoh dust when you little bonus.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the twenty one billion is down four percent from
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  Speaker 5: last year, but still better than they thought it would be.
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  Speaker 5: And since the new layoffs, UPS stock jumped nine percent.
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  Speaker 5: So what are we doing now? And that's pretty harsh
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  Speaker 5: considering how many people they laid off. And over in Mississippi,
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  Speaker 5: a truck carrying Reese's monkeys overturned on the highway. So
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  Speaker 5: the driver was okay, but six monkeys escape. Yeah, cops
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  Speaker 5: and animal control were called after the driver warned that
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  Speaker 5: the monkeys are dangerous, aggressive, and do pose a threat
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  Speaker 5: to humans.
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  Speaker 6: So it was first reported that the monkeys.
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  Speaker 5: Were infected with herpes, hepatitis SEAT and COVID, but now
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  Speaker 5: they say that's not true. They made it clear that
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  Speaker 5: the monkeys were not infectious, but they were aggressive and
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  Speaker 5: that's why r I P. All of them had been destroyed. However,
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  Speaker 5: one monkey still on the run. Yeah, crawling through some grass.
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  Speaker 5: So go monkey go.
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  Speaker 1: You know what his name is?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: It does he want to get some merch?
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  Speaker 3: Some question? How are they dangerous to humans? Is it
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  Speaker 3: just going to run up on you? They have teeth you, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but it's probably gonna do its own thing out Like
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  Speaker 3: what if it's.
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  Speaker 1: Out there it's scared.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll somebody, I'll come running after you.
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  Speaker 2: Basically, if there's an animal in the wild, don't go
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  Speaker 2: up to it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, don't try to make it your pet.
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  Speaker 2: You guys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we have some breaking news. This just antil you
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  Speaker 4: will show news room. Yeah, look with bored captured just
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  Speaker 4: outside of our studio, the monkey broach. Let's let's let's
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  Speaker 4: let's check in with Yeah. Yeah, all right, Greg, you
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  Speaker 4: want to go.
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  Speaker 1: And Greg's freaking out right now.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's the missing road the last.
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  Speaker 4: Four years from from the Glory Whole Challenge.
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  Speaker 2: Where is that right outside this.
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  Speaker 4: Door, right outside of the studio, just under this very
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  Speaker 4: light club that it could easily lift to get over
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  Speaker 4: the door. It's under like a cop like a fast
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  Speaker 4: food beverage cup. That's it.
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  Speaker 3: It's been over a year.
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  Speaker 4: It's been walking around over here, just outside the door, Greg,
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  Speaker 4: Just to be glad that I caught it, because it
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  Speaker 4: was walking towards your studio.
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  Speaker 1: That's our old friend.
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  Speaker 2: You know. Maybe it's a baby of the Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: definitely not it, because the one we had was that big, fat,
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  Speaker 2: slow roly polling that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying like, as they get older, you know, you start,
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  Speaker 4: you start like you don't look the same as you
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  Speaker 4: did twenty years ago. That's our friend Roach, Yeah, looking
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  Speaker 4: out the window like a kid looking for Santa.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want me to do anything with it, Just
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  Speaker 3: leave it.
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  Speaker 2: Just don't set it free, because the last time we
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  Speaker 2: found one, you guys free outside outside, why did you
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  Speaker 2: not just flush it down the toilet?
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  Speaker 4: You know what, boy, if you go downstairs with the
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  Speaker 4: garage on the first level, state of the left, you're
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  Speaker 4: going to see an there's there's a car parking like
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  Speaker 4: that fourth spot. I think that's Greg's. If you wanted
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  Speaker 4: to kind of leave it there or just like maybe
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  Speaker 4: like you know, right under the lip of the driver's
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  Speaker 4: side door.
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  Speaker 2: I would call the cops, get a machine gun. I would.
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  Speaker 2: I would, I would, Greg. I thought you would think
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  Speaker 2: this is a good dude.
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  Speaker 4: Is roach captured. It's captured activity, it is secure.
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  Speaker 3: It's taped up like.
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  Speaker 2: Is it can escape if somebody's gonna kick that cup
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  Speaker 2: and it's Greg? For real?
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  Speaker 4: Look, look, okay, that's what a small slash medium sized drink.
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  Speaker 4: It's domed over top of the thing that's on the
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  Speaker 4: on the ground along the baseboard.
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  Speaker 2: Greg, come on, come on, Greg.
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  Speaker 4: Another morning show has walked past it five times.
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  Speaker 2: They haven't even looked at it.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, except.
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  Speaker 2: The baby you don't worry. Girl looks.
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  Speaker 7: Well.
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  Speaker 2: I usually that's my gut instinct is to start crying.
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  Speaker 6: It looks like a girl. While all three of the
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  Speaker 6: girls and you're like.
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  Speaker 3: Killing into the studio at his desk.
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  Speaker 2: Delicious, don't you even think about that?
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  Speaker 4: How about during the break you go out there and
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  Speaker 4: you can do like a little interview with the roach
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  Speaker 4: and then post it on our social media. Yeah, check
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  Speaker 4: it out on our Instagram story. Mess go out there
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  Speaker 4: right now and go talk to it and see if
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  Speaker 4: it really is interested in attacking Greg if.
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  Speaker 2: You bring it just to lose my f in mind.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, now great? Did you go see the cockroach that
• 11:08
  Speaker 4: that Bort captured.
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  Speaker 2: I did. I had to see where it was in
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: proximity to where I'm sitting. It's only about twenty feet
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  Speaker 2: away from where I'm sitting right twenty three. I had
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  Speaker 2: to confirm that they taped it up and Bort, my
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  Speaker 2: new hero, he did put paper under the cup and
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  Speaker 2: then kind of roared the paper up and taped it.
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  Speaker 2: Bring it in, Oh come no, no, no, bring it in?
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  Speaker 4: Why because Morgan made an offer? She said, yeah, that.
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  Speaker 3: Was a joke. Yeah, that's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: But there's a video of the where are you going
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  Speaker 1: over here?
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  Speaker 3: Also the way it's taped up, it doesn't get enough air.
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  Speaker 3: I'm scared it's going It.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't get enough air.
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  Speaker 1: You can see video of it on our Instagram at
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  Speaker 1: the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: Geez oh, I think this thing is that's never getting out.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I hate it too.
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  Speaker 1: It's anything. Here's the thing about it too. It is
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  Speaker 1: super active. It is very very quick, is it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like marking around like you change your mind super fast.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'll do anything for the right price.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, what is the right price?
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  Speaker 3: Oh God, here's the thing. I'll kiss it, but I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to like hold it and kiss it, so
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  Speaker 3: someone else is going to have to hold it.
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  Speaker 2: Can you? Can you hold it in your mouth? How
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  Speaker 2: can you? How is please?
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  Speaker 6: Don't do that?
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  Speaker 7: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, guys, you've had We've had people eat das
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  Speaker 1: in the studio for tickets to like Incubis or something.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to show you.
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  Speaker 2: Can you hold it in your mouth?
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not putting the whole thing in my mouth.
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: It's birthday month, you won't.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'll kiss it, but I'm not going to put.
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  Speaker 4: How about hold your mouth and then hum Happy birthday?
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  Speaker 3: The men not.
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  Speaker 1: Enough kissing because again we've had listeners eat them so they.
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  Speaker 3: Can one in here. All right, let's go get one
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  Speaker 3: three hundred bucks to kiss it or put it in
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  Speaker 3: my mouth, hold.
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  Speaker 4: It your mouth and hum Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Two minutes.
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  Speaker 6: Actually it's gonna throw down her throat throw up.
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: Because then I want you to tell us, uh, because
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  Speaker 4: I also brought in our brought in circus peanuts, and
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: you could tell us what tastes better, circus peanuts or
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: the roach peanuts will taste better, definitely.
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  Speaker 2: The you don't have to eat it.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like just hold it in the happy birthday
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  Speaker 4: to kill it.
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  Speaker 3: Four hundred dollars, here's the thing that's second to get
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  Speaker 3: into my mouth. I'm gonna spit it out.
• 13:36
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to and then it will be free
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  Speaker 7: in the studio and it's just going to be security
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  Speaker 7: make sure it doesn't What about a grand?
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: A grand even though it's lightning, spending my money.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just.
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  Speaker 2: Where you my wife?
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  Speaker 6: Four hundred is not.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking now, we'd get there. Yeah, he does like me. Look,
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  Speaker 3: we're gonna make an icon. Suc Craig is great, and
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  Speaker 3: I have to put it in my mouth and sing
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  Speaker 3: happy birthday. Remember oh that way it stays in my
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  Speaker 3: mouth the whole song.
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  Speaker 4: Well short, yeah, that's short.
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  Speaker 3: As fast as you can.
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  Speaker 4: I promise the security that once it's in Mortgan's mouth, though,
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  Speaker 4: So what are we gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: Are we gonna keep her in here for it?
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  Speaker 1: What what kicking?
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  Speaker 2: What you can do?
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  Speaker 3: I will spit it out all right?
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: Well, if you if you spin it out here like
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: you take like the garbage can. If you're gonna sit
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  Speaker 4: spin the garage can port, then you just chut and just.
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  Speaker 6: Throw it out the window, throw it off the balcony.
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  Speaker 2: And then put it in Greg's trunk.
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  Speaker 3: I just can't believe you guys aren't okay with me
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  Speaker 3: just kissing it. I thought that was wild enough. Wow,
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  Speaker 3: impressed fine with tongue.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so so what's the difference?
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  Speaker 1: Lick it?
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: So just lick it minutes? What do you think should
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  Speaker 3: I do it? It's your birthday?
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  Speaker 1: What what dollar amount are we just?
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  Speaker 4: While you're waiting, I'm having a circus piece thousands.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have a thousand though, I don't have a
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  Speaker 6: thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 4: That's what's fe a thousand dollars, thousand bucks? Wow, I
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: just you know what. I just gave her an unsolicited
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: bonus here, and it was it was more than them,
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  Speaker 4: very generous.
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  Speaker 6: So maybe that was that front loading the dare I just.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Hate saying no. I hate turning down a challenge.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: Oh you can say No, I'm eating short.
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  Speaker 1: That are way worse than that road.
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  Speaker 3: You know they're not okay hmm.
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  Speaker 2: This is a security issue though, because that thing is
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: going to get free security clearance for this. God, these
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: are good. What's what? What? Like? What do you?
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  Speaker 4: Is it just the idea of it or you worrying it?
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  Speaker 3: In my mouth? I'll throw up, which will be hilarious.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, I'm so torn.
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  Speaker 2: Acid will kill the roach, hopefully.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm scared of.
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to do it. That's fine, you don't
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: want to do it.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: You know what, Let me do you a favor, wody
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: and save your money. Don't waste your money.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Somebody says, but.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: It now, Yeah, put it.
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: That would be a whole different feeling.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, Yeah.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: People are fifty fifty on the text about it.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: I hate saying no, but let me not take more
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: of your money. And I'll say, all right, I'm worried
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: about Yeah.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: They probably walked across the bathroom floor.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: So many disease would help me not eat.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Do you solve an offer to kiss it? I'm not
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: giving you a thousand.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: No, I don't need a thousand kids. I'll kiss it.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like for like I don't know, twenty five bucks.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: How about for a circus peanut, you.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Know, for the good of the show and because I'm
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: a down bitch, I'll kiss.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: It for Oh it's definitely gonna crawl on your.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Face exactly, I'm not. We haven't worked you hold Why
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: can't you hold it?
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but you hold it for two hundred
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: bucks and kiss it?
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, So that's that I.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Would like to point out to the government into the
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: two sides of the political part, like you know.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: This is how it works.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: That's negotiation, and that's called negotiation. We can end we
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: can end the shutdown right now, give me a bag
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: of circus peanuts.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: And let me have it.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: You're sure, I don't know if you're all the way
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: on camera? Board, so all right there in the middle,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: My god.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Do this? Do you want me to?
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: She?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Would you touch it? Or no?
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: What would board?
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: Care?
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Like living things?
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Just that's free though, yeah, absolutely destroyed.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Just just reach in there, like, just take the thing.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, take the thing in there, reach and hold it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I shall promise that at all. I just hold it.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Reach in there.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Like one another.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: You never had popcorn like reach in there.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: You're talking to me.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: It's not a shark.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: All right, it's not as big as I was thinking.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I mean it's kind of a shor.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: No, it's yeah, it's not it's not a scorp Alright,
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: go ahead.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: I can't promise that.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna you're reaching there and you grab it.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: And just hold it.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I can't believe it.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Drop hold off.
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: Tight.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can just grab it. You're gonna drop it.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Drop it.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Pretend just be gentle, Pretend it's a piece of bag.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: It's fine.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Now kiss him, all right, now, kiss him, kiss him,
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: kis him, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him,
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: kissing kiss.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: You did it?
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Yes, so noise, And here's the circus.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: How hot was it?
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: To wash it down?
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: You've never had a circus peanut, right right? Yeah, all right,
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: I'm curious to get your Do you like banana flavor?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I do?
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: All right, go ahead, let me calm down.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: It probably laid eggs and molt. Yeah, you did your
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: roach rightnant. Now it's marsh mellowy and vanilla marsh and banana.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: You know what, it's not terrible? Yeah, I would never
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: buy it. What would you rate it?
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: You just kissed the roach. Yeah, yeah, I just kissed
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: the roach.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you just touched one.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I have the best job ever. I'm trying to rate.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: This circus peanut.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Is from the cup. We're confirmed paved up.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: I see it.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Is anybody else in here that like circus peanuts?
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Just maybe one?
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: You never have one here?
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Here? The can we have?
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: Let's get the roachie try it.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the roast is hungry, is awful.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: It has a of window cooking.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Even a roach eat it. Look, let's stay away from it.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Wait, the roach is not moving around anymore.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it just got some dude.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: It's psyched. It's trying to be it's trying.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: To stand on top of it to jump out.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Just trying to mount and didn't.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: No, it's using it.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: As a ladder to get out of that cup.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Sings a good throat burn. Oh my god, shows back.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get a headline. Morgan. Morgan's back. You
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: go brush your teeth out right.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say, guys, and I'm not exaggerating. My
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: lips are kind of burning.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Oh no, they are, but.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I think it's like mental.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah you think. Drink some boiling water. Yea.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Make sure you take be to you.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, OK, what that is? Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Well Morgan seems to be recovered. She's she's fine out,
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: she's breathing a regular heart rates back.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all good.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're just tuning in, we'll have a video.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: We'll post it for you on our YouTube page, also
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: on our social media.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Look for us there at the Woody Show.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Vaughan'sa working on that video as it'll be 'll be
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: post a little bit later.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Can you guys say Morgan, I'm amazed that you did that, really,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: like I'm in I have respect slash disgust for you. Yeah,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: that you even reached in and picked it up. But
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: it's just mind Bob.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: I'll started Bort found roach out in the hallway and
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: captured it under a cup and then set it in
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: like I think I found the missing studio roach.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: I showed it to everybody in the studio.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Greg of course freaks out it's not Morgan says, oh,
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: I'll kiss it.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: And then I thought, hmmm, well, if she's willing.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: To kiss it, like I wonder if she's willing to
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: put the roach in her mouth and hum Happy birthday
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: at Menace what she said no to for a thousand
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: dollars a week. But she then went back and said,
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: you know what, I will kiss it and she got
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: two hundred bucks if she because she didn't want to
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: touch it, so she reached into the cup and she
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: grabbed it. She held on to it. Yeah, and you
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: know it's funny. Somebody in the text, this is what
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: This is my favorite text of the whole thing. Eight
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: one texting over. Damn, this roach is getting the first
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: base before dumbass Tyler with his girl.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Thumbas.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Tyler has even held hands with his chick that he's
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: gone on a number of dates with, and they've been
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: seeing each other quote unquote seeing each other.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: For over a month.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Tyler, that's how you do it.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a work in progress.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: It's fine. Yeah, I don't know if that roach got
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: consent though, you.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Know I didn't before.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, myself for allowing it to happen.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Came out to pieces. So wood you show will be
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: right back