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204: Chief (New) · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: And we're back!
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to episode 204, episode 4 of season 2 of
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  Speaker 2: the Scrubs Revival. This is the Fake Doctors Real Friends podcast.
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  Speaker 2: And I am your host, Zach Braff, along with my co-host.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're not going to introduce... I'm Donald Faison.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: That was going so well, and so you effed it up.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't eff it up.
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  Speaker 4: Ahem. Ahem.
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  Speaker 2: Along with my co-host.
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  Speaker 1: Donald Faison.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, baby. And we have back with us for episode four,
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  Speaker 2: Sarah Chalk and Ava Bunn. Thunderous applause.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, guys.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: And live from Los Angeles in the iHeart Studios, Joelle Monique,
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  Speaker 2: our producer, living legend. She is not only our producer,
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  Speaker 2: but she is a big mocky mock at iHeart. And
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  Speaker 2: she knows everything there is about pop culture. If you
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  Speaker 2: guys have any questions, she can answer it. Any topics.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think we covered in the last podcast that
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  Speaker 3: I probably made a lot of lessons on pop culture. So, Joelle,
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  Speaker 3: I will be texting you later.
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  Speaker 2: Joelle, what show are you watching? What's your new favorite show?
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  Speaker 2: Joelle will have a strong opinion.
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  Speaker 6: Hi, Donald. Are you watching Lanterns?
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  Speaker 1: I am. It's good. I liked episode three the best.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 6: Episode three was because it hit.
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  Speaker 3: It smashed.
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  Speaker 1: It was really good.
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  Speaker 6: I'm really enjoying Lanterns. And I was surprised.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't sure what to anticipate. But it's really hitting
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  Speaker 4: for me. And then I got the old Brit box.
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  Speaker 4: I've been enjoying the British.
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  Speaker 6: What did I just watch?
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  Speaker 4: Vanity Fair with the girl from Night of the Seven Kingdoms,
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  Speaker 4: the other Game of Thrones show.
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  Speaker 7: Olivia.
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  Speaker 1: Amazing. Incredible.
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  Speaker 2: I've been watching Furious, which is really good.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh!
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  Speaker 2: Are you loving it? Yeah, very well done.
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  Speaker 1: Is it about.
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  Speaker 2: Emmy Rossum, very good actress. I never watched Shameless, so
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  Speaker 2: I didn't really know the full extent of how talented
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  Speaker 2: Emmy Rossum is, and she's very good.
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  Speaker 6: She's got range.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's get into the TV show Scrubs, everybody. This
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  Speaker 2: was directed by Randall Winston.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thunderous applause.
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  Speaker 2: Thunderous applause.
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  Speaker 7: The best.
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  Speaker 2: And I want to say this is the first one
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  Speaker 2: we're doing. This is kind of a funny thing, audience.
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  Speaker 2: You'll have to be patient with us. This cut isn't
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  Speaker 2: locked and we're talking about it. So there might be
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  Speaker 2: things that come up. that don't make it to the
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  Speaker 2: final version you're seeing.
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  Speaker 1: This is what I was saying was so dangerous, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what's dangerous? We have to record a podcast. The
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  Speaker 2: show isn't quite locked yet. What's dangerous?
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  Speaker 1: What's dangerous is that we're seeing things that maybe we
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't be seeing. Sometimes it's not your favorite take. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it's not Bill's favorite take.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I see. What's happened, audience, just so you know,
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  Speaker 2: is because we're doing this podcast, Donald and Sarah, and
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  Speaker 2: in this case, our guest, Ava, have been given early
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  Speaker 2: access to cuts, and they don't normally see them. And
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  Speaker 2: Donald is watching them over and over and over again
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  Speaker 2: and analyzing every frame.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I just love our show so much. And so,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in ways that, you know, Ava's learning by
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  Speaker 1: hanging out on set. We were talking about that the
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  Speaker 1: last podcast. The way I'm learning is how things are cut.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of... It has a lot to do with
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  Speaker 1: stop-motion animation, you know, and how... you know, instead of
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  Speaker 1: hanging out on set, I can watch the actual cut
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  Speaker 1: of things and see, okay, they went master over, over
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  Speaker 1: just for my own. So I'm able to use it
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  Speaker 1: in my world, in the stop motion world.
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  Speaker 2: The other, sorry, well, I was going to, I was
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  Speaker 2: going to just interject that. The other thing is, is that,
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  Speaker 2: You know, unless you're editing the show, you don't really
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  Speaker 2: see the evolution of the show starting good, then getting better,
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  Speaker 2: then getting better, then getting better, then cut to 21 minutes,
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  Speaker 2: and it gets great. It takes a lot of incarnations.
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  Speaker 2: We have two amazing editors. We have lots of folks
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  Speaker 2: that weigh in, including, of course, the studio and network.
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  Speaker 2: And by the time the thing is locked lock, it's
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  Speaker 2: become something we're all hopefully very proud of. But if
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  Speaker 2: you choose to watch, because now that Donald and Sarah
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  Speaker 2: have access to the site where we, the encrypted site
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  Speaker 2: where we watch these cuts, early cuts, you might go, eh,
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  Speaker 2: that scene's not working yet. And then as an actor,
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  Speaker 2: sometimes you can go, oh, I don't like this, but
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  Speaker 2: we haven't gotten it great yet. So you're taking in
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  Speaker 2: watching some of those cuts.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely. But it sings when it's locked. That's the crazy thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you sit there and you're like, ugh. Why
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  Speaker 1: did they do that take with me? And then you
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  Speaker 1: see it two days later and you're like, holy shit,
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  Speaker 1: this is a completely different show. Like jokes that they
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  Speaker 1: hung on for a little too long all of a
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  Speaker 1: sudden are punched and you're like, whoa, that made me
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  Speaker 1: laugh harder than it did the first time. And that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm learning. And it makes you go back. Like,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm editing some shit right now in my, you know,
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  Speaker 1: from my garage movies and stuff like that. And I
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  Speaker 1: did an edit And now I'm like, all right, well,
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  Speaker 1: how can I trim it to make it move faster?
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  Speaker 1: How can I, you know, and that all comes from
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  Speaker 1: watching the progression of shows.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's cool. I haven't had that experience before of
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  Speaker 3: like watching stuff that's a bit earlier. And I know
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  Speaker 3: we're not seeing the earliest ones, but we're seeing earlier cuts.
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  Speaker 3: And like, I haven't found yet that I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I wish this was in or out or this was
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  Speaker 3: still in. It's more I find super interesting to go
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  Speaker 3: like Donald said, like, oh my God, it got so
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  Speaker 3: tight and it got so much better. And I think like,
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  Speaker 3: of course, if you had a favorite scene or you
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  Speaker 3: work super hard on a model, whatever it is, like
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  Speaker 3: we all want the greater, like we just want the
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  Speaker 3: best episode out there. And so like, you know, it's
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  Speaker 3: like you said last episode, Zach, that there was that
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  Speaker 3: whole runner of you and Bilson with the otters that
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  Speaker 3: was so fucking funny. And you had to let that
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  Speaker 3: go in order to like make the time of the
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  Speaker 3: show and let other things live and So I feel
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  Speaker 3: like it's actually just been a really interesting learning experience
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  Speaker 3: to see that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you why you're not seeing things
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  Speaker 1: that I'm seeing when you watch this, Sarah, because you're
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  Speaker 1: having a fucking amazing season, bro. Thunderous applause, Sarah. Thunderous applause.
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  Speaker 1: You are having an amazing season.
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  Speaker 2: You really are. You're really shining.
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  Speaker 1: It's like really, it's so fun to watch, yo. And
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  Speaker 1: I love your storyline this season and how you're tackling it.
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  Speaker 1: And so just putting it out there. That's the reason
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  Speaker 1: why when you watch it, you're like, oh, I don't
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  Speaker 1: see what, because you're fucking killing it. That's why.
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  Speaker 7: You are killing it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so happy that we have unleashed crazy, neurotic Elliot again.
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  Speaker 3: It's been super fun to do. The writing's been so good.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we have such a good writer's room. And
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  Speaker 3: like we were talking about before, like having writers on
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  Speaker 3: set all the time, punching up jokes.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't just mean the comedy. I'm also talking
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  Speaker 1: about the freaking drama and the realism and everything. It's
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  Speaker 1: like you're putting together this freaking great, you know, we're
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  Speaker 1: very lucky because we know how the story goes and
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  Speaker 1: what's coming next and stuff like that. And so after
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  Speaker 1: watching the first five and being able to see what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing with this season, it's kind of like we're
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  Speaker 1: all athletes and stuff and we're all playing on the
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  Speaker 1: same team. And, you know, some people, you know, some
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  Speaker 1: people are playing in their lane, some people are going
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  Speaker 1: above and beyond, some people, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: But we're all trying to make this... We're trying to
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  Speaker 1: all make this show work, right? And Sarah, you are,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if this is Michael Jordan, you are Scottie
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  Speaker 1: Pippen right now. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Donald, I've never loved an analogy more because, as you know,
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to be an athlete so badly and I've
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  Speaker 3: never made a team. Are you going to have to
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  Speaker 3: Google who Scottie Pippen is?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: You're so Scottie Pippen.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm part of a team.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I know.
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  Speaker 2: You're classic Scottie Pippen.
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  Speaker 7: But I'm part of a team.
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  Speaker 3: Can we have jerseys?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called Scrubs.
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  Speaker 2: We are getting jerseys. They're called Scrubs. Those are our jerseys.
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  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert, our wrap gift this season is going to
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  Speaker 2: be hockey jerseys.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, because they're in Canada.
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  Speaker 2: With your name on the back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because we're in Canada.
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  Speaker 9: Because we're in Canada.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, who am I?
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  Speaker 2: Well, who would be a rookie who's killing it?
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  Speaker 1: We're like Tony Kukoc.
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  Speaker 2: You're like Larry Bird.
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  Speaker 1: Larry Bird was a killer his rookie season, but he's older.
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  Speaker 2: No, but who's like a current rookie killing it?
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  Speaker 1: A current rookie killing it right now? I was going
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  Speaker 1: old school, like 90s basketball. But if you want to
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  Speaker 1: go currently- Caitlin Clark. We are the New York Knicks.
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  Speaker 2: Caitlin Clark.
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  Speaker 1: You could totally be Caitlin Clark.
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  Speaker 2: You can be Caitlin Clark. You can be Caitlin Clark.
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  Speaker 1: That's totally who you could be.
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  Speaker 2: But I was trying to think, staying in the same
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  Speaker 2: analogy of men's NBA- Is there a rookie this year
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  Speaker 2: who's fucking shining?
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  Speaker 1: This year that's shining?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Ava Bunn. Let's go.
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  Speaker 7: Yay.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go.
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  Speaker 3: She may be someone else.
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  Speaker 1: She's been herself.
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  Speaker 7: I want Keelan Clark on the Knicks playing Ava Bunn.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: She's killing you. I'm just going to put it out there.
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  Speaker 1: She's destroying you. That is exactly who you are.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Thanks, guys. Let's get into it. Count us in, Donald.
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  Speaker 1: Five, six, seven, eight.
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  Speaker 8: About a bunch of docs and nurses in a Canada
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  Speaker 8: who love to hate. I said he's got stories that
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  Speaker 8: we all should know. So gather round to hear our,
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  Speaker 8: gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach
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  Speaker 8: and Donald.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to episode four. We open with Dubois giving JD
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  Speaker 2: the sex report.
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  Speaker 1: This was hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. They bangin'. They bangin'?.
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  Speaker 1: They bangin'. Oh, wait.
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  Speaker 2: She bangin'? She bangin'?.
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  Speaker 1: They bangin'. She bangin'..
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  Speaker 2: Did I do it correct? Did I read her for filth?
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  Speaker 3: Go to the library.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, Joelle, I can't wait for you to
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  Speaker 2: meet Michael James Scott. He is one of the funniest,
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  Speaker 2: nicest people I've ever met.
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  Speaker 1: And he's a Broadway legend.
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  Speaker 3: He's an icon.
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  Speaker 2: He's an icon. And we're going to hang out in
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  Speaker 2: New York. Are you going to have time? Because Donald
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  Speaker 2: and I are going to New York to do Press
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  Speaker 2: for the launch.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to hang out with you guys, and
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  Speaker 1: I will make time for you.
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  Speaker 2: Because Michael's already making plans with me, and I wondered
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  Speaker 2: if you're going.
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  Speaker 1: To hang out. I will come through for Sheezy my kneezy.
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  Speaker 2: But I love acting with Michael. He makes me laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Not only is he hilarious on the show, but just
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  Speaker 2: he comes on the set with just the most wonderful energy.
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  Speaker 2: You know? He's just silly and happy and he never
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  Speaker 2: walks on a set like most normal people who've had
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  Speaker 2: a shitty day and are like, hey, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just tired. Michael's just like, hello!
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  Speaker 9: You went real Broadway with that just now.
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  Speaker 2: He's the Broadway legend. Yeah, he is.
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  Speaker 3: And then, I mean, as a side note, just starting
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  Speaker 3: the dances, like starting the TikTok dances.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I empowered him to. Ava was the sole wrangler
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  Speaker 2: of trying to get people to do social media. And
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  Speaker 2: when Michael showed interest, I said, do you want to
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  Speaker 2: be Ava's co-captain? And now you've got involved. You have
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  Speaker 2: three captains now.
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  Speaker 7: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited for my new job.
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  Speaker 2: They keep telling us, Joelle, that we need to do
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  Speaker 2: more social media. I've got enough on my plate. So
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  Speaker 2: I've asked.
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  Speaker 3: This would be a good opportunity for us to talk
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  Speaker 3: about how much Zach is doing and has on his plate.
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  Speaker 2: He's doing so much. But I just want to say
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  Speaker 2: that I appreciate you. Thank you. But I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to take on TikTok. That's you. And Ava and Michael.
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  Speaker 3: Chanty Beluga videos.
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  Speaker 2: I think that one's done. You're the one, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: you're the 25-year-old. You're supposed to know what the current
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  Speaker 2: trend is.
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  Speaker 7: Chanty Beluga was current.
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  Speaker 2: That's not current.
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  Speaker 7: Chanty Beluga just got kidnapped, actually.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: Is Chanty Beluga still a thing?
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  Speaker 5: Well, she's going through it right now, but Chanty's... Is
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  Speaker 5: Chanty Beluga like AI?
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  Speaker 2: No. It's her friend.
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  Speaker 7: She's a comedian.
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  Speaker 5: It's Courtney O'Donnell, comedian, but there were allegations that she
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  Speaker 5: was an AI. But I'm like, that's epic to blow
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  Speaker 5: up that much.
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  Speaker 7: You get AI allegations.
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  Speaker 1: That's how it goes.
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  Speaker 7: You know?
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  Speaker 1: That's how it goes. It used to be when you
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  Speaker 1: blow up, you're gay. Everybody's like, you've got to be
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  Speaker 1: gay because... It's everywhere. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 9: Now it's AI.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's AI because it's everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: That's how you know you've made it.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Elliot wants to find a bigger purpose. Elliot
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  Speaker 2: wants to find... It reminds me of in episode one
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  Speaker 2: with the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers when we're like, chief
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  Speaker 2: of surgery, chief of medicine, not chief of anything.
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  Speaker 3: But a strong female doctor who has.
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  Speaker 2: Achieved a lot. And so I think Elliot, understandably, because
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  Speaker 2: we know from the lore, the canon of the show,
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  Speaker 2: that she's an exceptional doctor. We just saw in episode
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  Speaker 2: three that she's got this rare diagnosis. She's really good.
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  Speaker 2: And she's looking to do more than just be an
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  Speaker 2: attending to. She's looking for her bigger purpose.
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  Speaker 3: I loved it. I love the storyline. I love when
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  Speaker 3: you told me about it. I feel like it's, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of women are going to
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  Speaker 3: be able to relate to that to when you're, you know,
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  Speaker 3: You have infants and your job, and then your kids
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  Speaker 3: reach a certain age. Ollie's 11, and your life is
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  Speaker 3: starting to open up with a bit more time to
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  Speaker 3: go like, oh, wait a second. I didn't do everything
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to do in this lifetime. And then Tosh
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  Speaker 3: tells her it's not too late.
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  Speaker 7: Not too late.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, I didn't really put that together, that the
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  Speaker 2: Tosh in episode two sort of says it's not too
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  Speaker 2: late for anything. That was sort of seeded by Tosh.
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  Speaker 2: And then now she's starting to say like, yeah, let
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  Speaker 2: me actually take action on that.
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  Speaker 3: I love that she goes to JD and actually doesn't
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  Speaker 3: even have the idea yet.
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  Speaker 2: That's what's funny that, of course, we discover that she's
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  Speaker 2: so passionate because she really wants to be in the
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  Speaker 2: swimsuit issue as a powerful woman.
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  Speaker 3: So she sees the swimsuit issue, the Sports Illustrated issue.
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  Speaker 2: She's backing in from that.
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  Speaker 1: But that's the beginning.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And then we're going to go backwards from that.
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  Speaker 3: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: The end goal is the swimsuit issue.
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  Speaker 7: That's on the vision board.
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  Speaker 2: That's on the vision board. Exactly, Ava.
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  Speaker 1: Which is not sure how we're going to get there.
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  Speaker 2: She has no plan how to get to the swimsuit issue.
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  Speaker 1: I love that J.D. is like, yo, you used to
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  Speaker 1: wear sweats when we were together, and now you want
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  Speaker 1: to pose?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like an Amish woman plowing the fields.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and now you want to pose? In a high-cut,
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  Speaker 1: sensible way.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think J.D. has seen, probably because they weren't
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  Speaker 2: in a happy marriage, he probably hadn't seen her in
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: a naughty fit in a while. No, no, no.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Wait, what are you trying to say? That when you're married,
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: you don't?
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: No, they weren't in a happy marriage and they eventually
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: got divorced. I've been in that situation, but I imagine
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: the lingerie wasn't flying around left and right.
• 14:17
  Speaker 7: You kept top on.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Top on sex.
• 14:20
  Speaker 7: Winnie the Pooh-ing it.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of Winnie the Pooh-ing it. Is that
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: a thing?
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Winnie the.
• 14:30
  Speaker 7: Pooh that thing.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: Wait, that's an expression? Winnie the Pooh-ing it?
• 14:32
  Speaker 7: Winnie the Pooh-ing it.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: When you just have the T-shirt on.
• 14:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just the T-shirt, no pants.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Ava, thank you for introducing us to you. Thank you
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: for Winnie the Pooh-ing it.
• 14:40
  Speaker 7: You're Winnie the Pooh-ing it.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Is Winnie the Pooh-ing it a good thing or a
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: bad thing?
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, sometimes you just keep the top on, right?
• 14:46
  Speaker 7: Sometimes it's kind of chic to Winnie the Pooh-ing.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely. You guys, Ava.
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: You've seen it played way, you know.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Ava, you're ridiculous.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: Ava's teaching me so many things.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: What are some other things Ava saw you? First of all,
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: all of the- Oh, how to eat it down?
• 15:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Eat it down?
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. Eat it up?
• 15:03
  Speaker 7: Eat it up. No, eat it down.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Eat it down.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: That's like if you killed a scene, like if you
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: did so good on it.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: You ate that down.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: You ate that down. Low-key. You low-key ate that down.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: I know low-key.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Rocco uses that. Low-key.
• 15:14
  Speaker 7: Low-key ate that down.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: I'm freaking whatever.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: She has a line in an upcoming episode, sorry, spoiler,
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: where she says, did we just low-key eat that down?
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: And Jacob's character has no, he's like, I have no
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: idea what that means, but I don't think we did.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: And then Layla and Ava were teaching me, speak on it.
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: Speak on it.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Speak on it. And say it to my chest. I
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: kept getting it wrong. I kept being like, Speak to
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: my chest? Speak to my chest.
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: Speak it onto my chest.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Speak it onto my talking chest. What is speak it
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: onto my chest?
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: It's not that.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: It's like say it with your chest.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, say it with your chest.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Or speak on it.
• 15:50
  Speaker 7: Or speak on that.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Speak on it.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Speak on it.
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: Speak on that. And then Sarah would be like, speak on.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: It to me with my chest.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: You know what you don't do that a lot of
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: your generation does that I don't really like?
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: What?
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: That part. What?
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: That?
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: When they go, that part.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Wait, I don't know this one.
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: I don't even know that one.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: So someone says something, and it's the equivalent of saying, like,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: I totally agree with you. They go, yeah, that part.
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: That part.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Why do you not know that, and I know that?
• 16:15
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I've seen it on the interwebs.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I think it's a little bit older than her generation.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Joelle, have you heard that part?
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that might be my generation.
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: A little bit older.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Now, Donald, this was very funny. You were... in surgery,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: you were listening, you were doing Oprah's monologue from Color Purple.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Yes. Which is still one of the best monologues ever.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I agree. And this was not what was written. We
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: made this up on the day.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, that this is what, this is, because there
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: were versions of you rapping along to a song. And
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I'm like, God, we just did a whole episode with
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: him and the music in the OR. Is there something else?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: And then we said, and I thought of you and
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: what you might be doing. And you actually might be
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: distracted by doing Oprah's monologue from The Color Purple.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: It's one of the greatest monologues. You told Harpo to
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: beat me. Ever since I saw that, all my life,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I has to fight. Dude, okay, I hear you.
• 17:12
  Speaker 9: It's iconic.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: I love that movie. I mean, I couldn't believe, I mean,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Oprah obviously went off on a different path.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: She ate that to her face.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, I always thought.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: She ate that down to her chest.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: All my life, I have thought that. Oprah went off
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: on a talk show path and became a zillionaire, but man,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: was she a fantastic actress.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: In The Color Purple, she was amazing. I've seen very
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: little of her acting since The Color Purple.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying when I saw that movie, I think
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: she won an Oscar, right?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: No, I don't even think she got nominated.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: No, Joelle, look it up. I think she won. She
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: definitely got nominated.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think she got nominated.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Joelle, come on, buddy.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I'm looking. I did not know that was coming because
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: it wasn't in the script. So when I watched the episode,
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: it's so good, Donald.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: And I love that Layla goes, yeah, that's when the
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: blood started splurting. Right around there is when the blood
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: started splurting.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: This is a great episode for Layla, speaking of Layla.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, Layla has a great episode. Sorry, what's the verdict?
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: Oprah got a nomination. She did not win.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, she should have won. Who beat her?
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Ben Kingsley.
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: In 1985?
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: Let's find out.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Look that up, please.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Glyn Close.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, Layla has a great storyline in this episode,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: and she does a fantastic job.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: She really does. And this is what I really love
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: about what our show is doing this year. It's like, okay,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: so Ava's been promoted to series regular, and I was worried,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: how are we going to service the other characters and
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: stuff like that? And Asim in the writer's room has
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: really found ways to service everyone. And Layla's storyline this year,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: her finding her voice and her finding her strength and
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: her turning into one of the better surgeons, I think
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: mainly because her and, you know, I should say Amara
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: and Deshana are being taught by Turk. They're becoming really,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: really good doctors. And this is one of those episodes
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: where it starts to show.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Well, she has to assert herself. She has to learn
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: to not get walked all over, which I'm sure is
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: something that a lot of female surgeons have to deal with.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: It's stereotypically been a boys club, a jockey boys club.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: But she's, yeah, she's, the two of them are turning
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: it into a girls club, if anything, because the boys
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: are falling behind.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Joelle. Who beat her?
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: Angelica Houston for Pritzy's Honor.
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I don't remember. With all due respect, I don't remember
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Angelica Houston's performance in Pritzy's Honor. I will revisit the movie.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: But it couldn't have been better than Oprah in Color Purple.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: I'm with you.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Or than Donald doing Oprah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Or better. By the way, even Donald's Oprah impression was
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: better than Angelica Houston. Oh, no.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Let's stop this, guys.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Seriously.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Let's stop this.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: You know, my first scene ever in a movie.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: It was with Angelica Houston.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Manhattan murder mystery. Oh, my God. Just a little trivia
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: for you. All right.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: So let's talk about Donald.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the head vein coming out of Raymond.
• 20:28
  Speaker 8: Sorry.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: His name is Raymond. Raymond.
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: And as scripted, I just did a funny voice. But
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I am pretty limited in the impressions or funny voices
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I can do.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Is that or Chicken Little?
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to do Chicken Little. My tattoos. Ava,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: we learned last episode, got a tattoo of my signature,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Chicken Little.
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: But in the mirror. In the mirror, I haven't.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: And we need to really make sure everyone knows we're kidding,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: because if you're not watching this, you might.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Think we're... That's real.
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: It's real.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: When we finished, I wouldn't try to rub it off.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I don't want even people that are listening to this
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: and not watching it might think we're serious.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: What's crazy is that the black and blue marks that
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: are left behind are just.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: So I did my Raymond voice, and it was.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I had been told, if you do Aaron Neville, don't
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: sing it because it's expensive. And so for the most,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Donald and I were riffing all this stuff. But as Aaron,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: and he was like, why does my vein sound like
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Aaron Neville? Because that's the only impression I can do.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: And then on the last take, I was like, fuck it,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: let's just do it. And we started singing, I don't
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: know much, but I know I love you.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: And that may be all I need.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: It's so good.
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: So how did you keep it?
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I think we're going to pay for it. But again,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: this isn't locked. So if you don't see that on
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: the episode, I'm sorry. It was really funny. But I'm
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: going to fight to try and keep it. But it
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: was funny.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I thought it was very Turk and JD.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: And it's also very me and you.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Because we both love to harmonize as Aaron Neville.
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: I do.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: We do.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: We should talk about James Brown.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: That was crazy.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: That was a great day. That was the day I
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: broke my knee.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: When you jumped into the.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Splits, I was gassed. They had a double, but you
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: did it.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I did do it, and it hurt. And for two weeks,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: my knee was the size of freaking a grapefruit.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, gosh, yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Because there was a lot of talk in prep, like, yo,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I can do everything but the split. And so we
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: got a double. The double looked like he was 21
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: years old.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: He did. He was so 21 years old that if
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I would have become the weight that he was, I
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: would look like I was sick. That's how young that
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: brother was.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Right, but I'm saying from behind, he didn't even have
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: your body type at all.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: No, because he was a 21-year-old man. That's why.
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: And he kept cupping his balls.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: And he kept grabbing his ding-a-ling.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: While he was dancing?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so every time he would do a split, he
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: would come up and he would grab his dick like, yeah.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: And it was like, dude, this is ABC. You can't
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: be grabbing your dick like that.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: And you told him that?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I went in front of, I was like, Randall.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Stop this motherfucker from grabbing his dick, yo.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Randall's like, it's perfect.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: It was so funny because you were in Village just
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: like watching.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Stop grabbing your dicks.
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: I love this.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Stop grabbing your dick.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: How did I do it?
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Stop grabbing your dick. Well, I don't think we even
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: cut to him in the cut that's currently in.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: No, there's a little bit of a cut.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, getting up, because you couldn't get up from the spot, right?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: That's one thing you couldn't do?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: So Randall edited it, or the editors. Who edited that one? Lucky?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: What is this, Ford? This is Sarah Lucky.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Sarah Lucky edited it to where it's almost like it morphs,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't. I had to watch it like three
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: or four times to check.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: It might be a mini-morph.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: It's possible, you know, but I had to watch it
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: three or four times to check. It's literally three different takes.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Me dropping into a split. Him coming up and then
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: me spinning and holding my hair.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Well, it looks great.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: It looks really good.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Really awesome.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: And you did a great job. And you're such a
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: good dancer. And everyone loves watching. And first of all,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: you're so funny when you have wigs on. Because we're
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: so used to you bald. But when you play with
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: your hair and you're so feeling yourself with that hair.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Because I wish I still had hair. That's why.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: But that's a lot of hair that you had.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, I would love to have hair like that. Hair
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: that blows in the wind. I remember when I was younger, right?
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Terrence Howard and I grew up together, right? And when
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: we were younger, he would always kind of have his
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: hair permed every now and then, right? And when that
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: thing would blow in the wind.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: I.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Used to be like, damn.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Damn. Well, the writers are just always like, can we
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: please just have... I just want Donald dancing in every
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: single episode.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Like, it's so good.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: We can't have it in every episode. I'm noticing that
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: it's happening a lot. It's so good.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: And it's happening a lot in OG Scrubs, too.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: If you go and watch season one of OG Scrubs,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I'm doing Michael Jackson or the Moonwalk or something like
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: that in almost every episode.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: It's because give the people what they want.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Everyone wants Donald dancing.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: It's just what you're talking about, Willis.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: It is not what you're talking about.
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: It is.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I don't think there's any... There's no such thing as
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: too much of it.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: So this sprinkler gag was very elaborate because you cannot...
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: let off sprinklers on a real set because they will
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: instantly rot and ruin all of the wood. So what
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: was the answer? There was a lot of debate in
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: prep about how are we going to do this? Are
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: we going to do it as a visual effects gag
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: in post? How the heck are we going to do this?
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: And we ended up building a full replica of JD's
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: office in the parking lot outside of And doing it
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: for real and really putting in all those sprinkler pipes
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: and just drenching the set for a one-off.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: You know, it wasn't until just now you sang that
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: that I remembered that that's how that was done. That
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: was so cool. I honestly thought that that was done
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: on the stage.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: No, it would have ruined everything. And it would have
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: rotted the wood and it would have been put mold everywhere.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: because it was fucking raining hard in there. And the
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: only way we could really do it was to just
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: build a separate replica set in the parking lot.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: It was crazy that day. That is nuts.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, first of all, I lost my mind when
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: I heard the whole story of a nepo baby janitor,
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: of a nepo janitor.
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: It's so funny.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: He's not as gifted as his father. He's not as
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: gifted as his dad. He's a nepo.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: He's a nepo. And the fact that you're calling me
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: a nepo baby, just from the beginning, that's such a
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: brilliant concept. And then obviously having Neil back and him
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: coming in at the end and the mom brings him up.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: Nice to see her back on her foot.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So what was Kit's character that she played?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Lady.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Lady. So Lady only has a foot now?
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: No, wait, that was, yes, you're right. That would be Lady.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Well, to kind of speak, this isn't something that may
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: change by the time the audience gets it. There's debate
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: and let's have the debate. There are those who think, Um, her,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: him saying, it's nice to see your mom back on
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: her foot is hilarious. Yes. And there are others who
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: think it's already broad that he's there and he has
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: a remote clicker that just on his key chain that
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: turns off the hospital's fire system and that he's brought muffins. And, and, and,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: and that is sort of joke. It's maybe a joke
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: on the joke that all of a sudden the mom
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: has one foot. I mean, it was written. It's nice
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: to see her back on her feet. But I personally
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: laughed out loud when he said foot.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: So was that just like a Neil Flynn improv?
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was Neil Flynn improv.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: I loved it when I heard it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: It's so funny.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Joelle, where do you fall on foot?
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: We love lore, and I have not gotten an update,
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: and I like this update.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: By the way, so Lady only has one foot.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: They got married and she lost a foot.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Well, wait a second. I have a question about the lore, canon.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that he mentioned in an earlier episode
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: that his wife, the good Lord didn't bless my wife
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: with all 10 fingers. She only has pointer and thumb pinky.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: That was him playing with J.D. That was him lying.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: That was a lie.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: That was him lying to J.D.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: And that was before he got actually married.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: But maybe it was a first wife that he got
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: divorced from?
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: She's the one who made me the Scrubs short shorts.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Maybe that was just to tell you that. Maybe that
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: was not true. Maybe the photo's true because he's saying
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: it to his son.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: So in that world, of that reality, the janitor himself
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: made the Scrubs short shorts.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Yes. Here are the things that's true, though, about the
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: whole situation. The janitor did make it so that Nepo
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: janitor has the job. That's very clear because the kid's
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: a horrible janitor like his dad. Period.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Well, but the janitor might not be a great janitor,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Neil's character, but he was great, brilliant at torturing JD.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: That's where he's a Nepo.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: So it's not his kid. I was thinking Lady had
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: a kid a long time ago when she was a teenager.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: And this is her kid all grown up. And he
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: took the kid in as his own.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I think the only thing that makes sense is that
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: he had a previous marriage before Lady.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Because why would he have a kid as old as Nepo?
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: I feel like he just adopted this guy off the street.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, as we get to later, J.D. says,
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: I think you're bullshitting me. I don't even think it's
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: a real... kid, and then we cut to the Maury
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Povich DNA test.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: You are not the father.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: And he goes, and this is what we're jumping ahead,
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: but this is so funny. In the case of 514-month-old Chandler...
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: So funny. You are not a father. And then Neil goes,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: you owe me $ 250, 000. Again, I hope that makes it. Again,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: this isn't the final cut.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: And tidbit for that, for the audience, this is a
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: bunch of crew members in the audience.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I saw Kiki.
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, when we watched it.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: And Randall's in the audience.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Is Randall in the audience too?
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: And Jem?
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just saw Randall in there. All right.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Let's keep going here with the janitor, a car alarm fob.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: We talked about that. Oh, throwing a ball around to
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: get someone to talk. This is based on Bill and
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Randall are inspired by because Randall always said sometimes Bill
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Lawrence is overwhelmed and in a cranky mood because, of course,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: we know he's got a lot on his plate and
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Randall can gauge his if Bill is in the mood
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: to shoot the shit about something they need to talk about,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: whether it's work or private life, by coming in and
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: tossing a ball with him. That's how he'll sort of
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: gauge if Bill's in the mood to chat. If Bill
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: just catches the ball and puts it down, Randall's like,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: I'll find him another time. If he starts throwing it back,
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: he's like, oh, we can engage. We can talk about
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: the shit we need to talk about. And that's what
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I think, I believe, was the impetus for this with J.D.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: and Turk. But J.D. 's not really great at throwing
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: the sports ball around.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: No, he's good at throwing the sports ball around. He's
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: just not good at.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: J.D.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: 's a little too sensitive for a sports ball throw.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Well, dude, he says... This is how Brady is, and
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: he says that How does Giselle's boyfriend... Yeah, but.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: He's still doing a good job throwing the ball back
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: and forth.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: He knows Giselle. He knows Giselle.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: It's just that he just gets a little too sensitive...
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: For a sports ball throw.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: But dude, he says right away, God, my arm, after
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: like three throws, he's like, my arm already hurts. How
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: does Giselle's boyfriend do this for a whole match?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I love that he just knows it's a football.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: It's the sports ball I love to throw spirals with.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: By the way, one thing that got cut that you'll
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: laugh at, Joel, he pulls out, I unpacked a candle
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: and I go, ooh, my Gwyneth Paltrow candle. And I
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: smelled it and I went, mmm, Gwyneth.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Do you get it?
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Because she had a vagina candle.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Yes. You didn't know that, Ava?
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't know that either until she released.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: A vagina-scented candle.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: It smells like her vagina.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Her vagina, I guess.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: Her vagina.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: It was her vagina specifically.
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: What does it smell like?
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Her vagina.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Well, you have to get the candle to find out.
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: According to her, it smells like her vagina.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Whoa. I don't know if the candle, I never really
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: learned if the candle, if that was just a bit,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: a marketing ploy stunt, or if it was really meant
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: to smell like Gwyneth's We should get one for our set. Yeah, seriously. Joel,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: can you see if there's one I can buy online?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: You just called Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina a vagine.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's a classy way to say vagina.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: No, that's Borat's way of saying vagina. Oh, sorry.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: I thought it was a fancy way. It's supposed to
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: be bajingo.
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: Bajingo.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Bajingo is a classy way to say it.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: That's a classy way to say it. Okay, when you
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: get the football in your throat.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: I can listen.
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: That was so funny.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I can listen. I can listen.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: It kind of reminds me of Anthony Michael Hall.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: In freaking Weird Science.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: In Weird Science when he's in the back of the
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: car drunk. That's what Donald and I were laughing about
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: that day. You probably don't get this reference.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Well, my nuts is halfway up my ass, but better
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: than that, I'm perfect.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Did you ever see a movie called Weird Science?
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: It's in my notes app.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: By the way, you're obsessed with Cat in the Hat.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: You'll like Weird Science better.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Because last time we were on the plane, you guys
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: did Weird Science bits for maybe 20 minutes.
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: So I wrote it down on my phone.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: I was like, watch this movie.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Well, guess what's going to happen today when we fly home? Great.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: We're going to drink mimosas and do more Weird Science
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: bits for you. Anyway, Weird Science was a movie that
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Don and I both grew up loving. And when I
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: was doing this voice, we both were like, oh my gosh,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: it sounds like Anthony Michael Hall when he's drunk in
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: the back of the car. Because he goes, well, my nuts.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Is halfway up my ass.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: But better than that, I'm perfect.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: And I go, I can live. I can live.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I can live.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: By the way, so we had to figure out how
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: do you nail someone in, especially someone with a giant
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Adam's apple with a football. Because it wasn't supposed to
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: be Nerf. It was supposed to be a mini real football.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: And so I was just, we just made it totally
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: in post. And that's not even the final, what you
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: guys saw is not even the final visual effect. Yeah.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: But that's a completely fake football and it looks amazing.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: It looks amazing.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: It looks really good. I wrote down in my notes,
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: can Zach throw a football?
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, he can. Yeah.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: He can throw a Frisbee better though.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm better with a Frisbee. That's, you know, I was,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I went to Northwestern and I was in like the
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: stoner Frisbee throwing frat.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: I was in a, I was, I played ultimate Frisbee
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: football in university.
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: Whoa.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: On an intramurals team.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Can you actually, can you throw a forehand? Yeah, totally.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Can do that.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: You could do this.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: You know, Ultimate Frisbee was invented at my high school.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Just a little bit of trivia. Oh, I didn't know that.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Ultimate Frisbee was invented at Columbia High School. And a
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: little extra trivia. One of the founding members was Max Weinberg,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: the famous drummer from Bruce Springsteen's band.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: A little trivia for you. You can Google it if
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: you don't believe me. Joelle, I think, is looking it up.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: As we speak.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: And she's confirming. I see the nod.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: I can throw a football, but not like, you wouldn't
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: probably want me on your team.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Not as the quarterback.
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I could be a center.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could totally be the center.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I could be a running back.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: You could be the center.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I could be a wide load.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Is that a position?
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: I don't think it is.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Fat load?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Big load?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I get that you're trying to be funny.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But don't say, I'm just not sure how.
• 35:11
  Speaker 9: Just not sure how.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I was just trying to make a load joke. All right.
• 35:14
  Speaker 9: Classic load joke.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: In that case, yes, you could be a heavy load.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Okay. A meaningful load.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: A meaningful load.
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: Right, Sarah?
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Classic.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Classic load joke. All right. Okay.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about Grant into Amara. Yes. He is crushing.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: Juicy.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: He's crushing hardcore. He's crushing so hard that he's freaking
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: kind of goofy around her.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like this for John Higgins' character. He's a know-it-all.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: He's clearly a very skilled doctor. He's very smart. He
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: went to the best schools. He's like the head resident,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: chief resident. But when it comes to ladies, he's very
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: nervous and inexperienced.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, very.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: And I enjoyed him trying to muster up the courage
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to ask her out, all for it to backfire in
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: his face.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Yes. That whole arc is so well done by both
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: of them. I love the scene of them in the
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: supply closet. I thought that was so sweet.
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing. It's such a good turn for
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: him of just being so genuine with her and so
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: genuinely helpful and helping her and building her confidence.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Not knowing that she has no interest in him. He's
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: already been friend-zoned. And the person that she's really after
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: is Blake.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: But that's, we've all experienced, I mean, I don't know
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: about you, but I experienced that.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: In high school, I would be big upping these gals
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: and they would like, oh, thanks for the advice. And
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: then go, well, you know, with the jock. handsome guy.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that all shifted after Clueless, but before Clueless, yeah,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: that was my life.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Pre-Clueless. Pre-Clueless.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: B.C.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, B.C.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: B.C. Donald can relate.
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, B.C.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Donald can totally relate. I remember having these crushes on
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: these high school girls when I was in high school
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: and they would, and I would like, it was exactly this.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, you're worth so much more than that
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: and you need to know your worth and you're amazing
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: and you're so funny and they'd be like, thank you,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: thank you. And then they'd go hook up with the
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: popular dickhead jock guy.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: And I'd be like, Ooh, that shit was, that shit
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: had to hurt too.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Um, Weird Al intern was actually a camera, um, trainee
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: on our set. And, um, in the spirit of old scrubs,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: we used to see like some of the background folks
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: or people that were around. We'd sort of the Colonel doctor,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: as everyone remembers. And Dr. Beard, if I say, uh,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: They were background people that we would sort of give
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: little parts to. In this case, Weird Al, in turn,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: was our camera trainee. And I was kind of nervous, like,
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: would he be down? And Ava, you talked to him
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: and he was very down, right?
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: He was so down.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Like, the first day I got there, me and him
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: were talking because he recognized me from a sketch that
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: And he's like, I didn't recognize you without the wig
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: and the glasses.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: And then we really hit it off. And then later
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: I was talking to Matt, one of the writers, and
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: he was like, do you think that.
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: Guy would be down?
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, he would so be down.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: And then he was talking to me.
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: He's like, do you think it'll actually happen?
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, I think it's going to happen. That's
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: so great. I was relieved to know that he was
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: geeked about it.
• 38:37
  Speaker 7: He was so excited.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: And it was funny because you can't go from being a,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: there's no bigger switch from being a camera trainee to
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: being one of the talking roles on the show. Although
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: here he doesn't talk, but I forget if he's, I
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: forget if he's talking.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: He came back.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I know, but I'm not sure that that's going to
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: make it, but we'll see. But anyway, he was so
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: fun and he was adorable. He was perfect at it.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: It was just funny to watch the dude have to
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: hang out on set all day as a camera guy.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: And then... Camera trainee.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: As a camera trainee. And then when he got the
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: role as Weird Al intern... He was like, I'm going
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: back to my trailer, guys.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a funny moment. There was a funny
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: moment where someone overheard him like, I'm going to go
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: relax in my trailer. And he wasn't doing a bit.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: He was like, for real. That's so funny.
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: Amazing.
• 39:23
  Speaker 9: So good.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: I used to do that. by when i was a
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: kid i would you know when i was um you
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: know in my early 20s i would pa you know
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: i was paying in new york and also auditioning and
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: there were there were weeks where i was a pa
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: on like a music video and there were weeks where
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: then i'd you know have a speaking part on a
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: show and sometimes the crew would overlap and they'd all
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: be like doing double takes like why is the PA
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: one of the leads in this show? And for me,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: it was such a mindfuck because when I went back,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, okay, I didn't make much money, but
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I had a part and now I'm back to PAing.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: And it was such a, it was very, very humbling. And,
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: but it was good. It was good training for me,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I think. Let's talk about Siobhan Sims. And Sarah, you
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: say that you didn't take an everything shower. What does
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: that mean?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, that means that you didn't shower twice.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Everything.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: It's like if you're in a rush, you take a 360.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: What is that? Explain that to me because every time
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: I shower, I do everything.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: So I think for Elliot, I mean, for me personally.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Well, in life. Is this a woman thing? I don't know.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: For me personally, a 360 is when I'm going to
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: put my hair up, keep it dry, and just quickly
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: 360 my body. But that would be considered, I think,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: an everything shower. But I think for Elliot.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: I don't do this.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: But I think for Elliot, the joke is that she
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: didn't properly shower her whole self.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: She just spun around, but really quick.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: What do you think, Joelle?
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Does that sound like.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: And everything shower is... You might use an exfoliant and
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: a body butter and a body wash. And then you
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: would do a hair mask, but also the shampoo and
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: the deep condition and then the after products.
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: It would require like more than eight products.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Multiple styles.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: And there's probably some post-shower products as well.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: For you and everything shower involves a candle being lit.
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: There's a candle lit. And everything showers a bath. Drain it, shower.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Or shower, have the bath with the hair conditioner in
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: for 20 minutes.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Yes. Oh, yeah, that's good.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Women can make like a whole evening of this washing process.
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: Yes, and absolutely a shower beverage.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, what's that?
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: Have you guys tried this?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: No.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: What's your shower beverage?
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: I always do a bath beverage, but I've never done
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: a shower beverage.
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: Do a shower beverage. A shower beer? Great.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 41:33
  Speaker 7: Think about it. You're getting ready for your night. Have
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: a little drink in the shower.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, and this is when you're going to go out.
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're going out. You're getting ready.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: That's so hashtag 25 because I'm not taking a hot
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: ass shower in a bath.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: And doing a shower.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I'm going to bed.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: If I said a shower beverage, I'm like, I've done
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: a bath beverage. My bath beverage is obviously hot tea.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've done tea in the shower. That's nice. Yeah, yeah.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: If it's a hot shower, I don't know that I
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: want to drink anything other than water.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: No, it feels nice, by the way. I've done this
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: in the bath and the shower. You have a chamomile
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: relaxing tea, and the water's falling on you, and you
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: just take sips, and you've got hot in and out.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: It's really nice.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: And the bath, and you've got the bath salts.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Bath salts. Do you ever take baths? Of course.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I love a bath.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I take a bath every night.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: You take a bath every night?
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Every night.
• 42:21
  Speaker 8: What?
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Every night when I get home.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Every night you take a bath?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Every night I take a bath.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: On the telephone?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: On the telephone.
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: What does a boy talk about on the telephone, man?
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Explain it to him.
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: Well, we know there's a telephone involved.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Weird science, guys. Weird science, guys. Every damn night on
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: the telephone?
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Every night I take a bath. And obviously living in Canada,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: if I get home from a hike in the wintertime
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: where you go out in the snow, the pouring rain,
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: it's cold, you come back, you're freezing. Then you take
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: a midday bath. So there's definitely days where I'm taking
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: a pair of baths.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I don't mind a midday bath. I'm going to be
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: honest with you. You know.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I get tired with a bath. I'm not taking any
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: midday baths.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love a midday bath. Midday bath and a blunt.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see. It all comes back to. Ava, you
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: might not know this, but this is one of our
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: show's theme songs.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: That's a song that was written for Donald.
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: Really good.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: This is Donald's wife saying that she loves me.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Zach, I love you. Zach, I love you. Zach.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: This is my ex-girlfriend's mom.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: When the podcast began, Donald and I accidentally talked about
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: our penises a lot.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: We didn't accidentally. We consistently do.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: And my ex-girlfriend's mom said, oh, for fuck's sake. She
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: loved the podcast, but she'd go, stop talking about your willies.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: For fuck's sake, just stop talking about your willies.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: For fuck's sake, just stop talking about your willies.
• 43:46
  Speaker 9: That's really good.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: And she said it so often. I love it. But
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: the podcast is absolutely brilliant. Stop talking about your willies.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: And so I got her to lay that down for us.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: That's really funny.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: That's really good. Shout out to Debs. All right. Let's
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: talk about a poop room for dating. This is a
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: conundrum I've encountered. You take a- You've.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Met someone that this has happened before with.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Well, it's happened to me. I'm newly dating someone. Things
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: are going great. You go away for a long weekend.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: How are you going to handle the poops?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you got a poop room.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: I'm saying I know a lot of my friends go
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: to move in the situation is they go down to
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: the hotel lobby and poop.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you go to the lobby. Yeah.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: And poo in the lobby bathroom?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, to avoid stinking up the room. You can't have
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: that woman knowing that you could make a poop.
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: How do you, like, be like, oh, I'm going to
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: the lobby.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go look in the gift shop alone.
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: Don't come with me.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go get us coffees and bring them
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: back home.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go get us— oh, Sarah is experienced. I'm
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: going to go get us coffees. I've never done that. Really?
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Why did you just pull that out so quick? I'm
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: going to go get us coffees. I just thought of it.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: I just thought of it right now.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: I feel like a coffee, whatever.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: We could order room service, babe. No, no, no.
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: I want to go to the— No, no, no.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: I want to go to the gift shop. I, um—
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: It's a conundrum. It really is a conundrum, this poop
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: room thing. I felt this in my chest.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Felt this in your chest. Yeah, talk it to my chest.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Speak it to your chest.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I've never been in a relationship.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: But you've been married for a zillion years.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Even when I was single, this wasn't a thing.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: So if you took a lady that you were newly
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: dating away, what did you do about your poops?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to smell her poop.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: See, Donald, that is an authentic relationship. I've read articles
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: saying that makes an authentic relationship.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: It don't always smell good. And sometimes, you know, right
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: then and then after, okay, this isn't somebody I necessarily
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: want to be in a relationship.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Because their poop smells? What poop doesn't smell?
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's unbearable.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: So you're saying you've broken up with people because their
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: poop smelled extra bad?
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: No, but that was part of it. Like, you know.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: And your poop stunk. You know what I mean?
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: And on top of it, your poop stunk.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: You're a horrible listener. And your poop smelled.
• 45:48
  Speaker 9: And your poop stunk.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: You don't make time for me.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: You don't make time for me.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: And when we were in Cabo, your poop smelled extra bad.
• 45:57
  Speaker 7: That's crazy.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: I've also sometimes been lucky enough to have those rooms
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: that have a little mini half bath in the foyer.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: You know, around those rooms? Oh, yeah. When you're walking,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: there's a little... Sorry, Ava. One day, you'll get there.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: A foyer? Well, when you... If you have a... What's
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: a foyer? I didn't mean to sound bougie, but there
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: are times you have like a small suite, and when
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: you walk in... There's like a starter bathroom, a little
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: half bath.
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: Oh, a little half bath.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Zach sees that in the bathroom. And he exhales and
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: fist pumps and goes, a.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Poop room, a poop room. In this scenario, I would
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: have said, oh, it's a new relationship. I'll make sure
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: they have a little half bath poop room.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: But Elliot's advice is get a cheaper hotel room and
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: then get two.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because just the imagination of someone going in to
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: take a poo, like that could turn people off. I'm
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: going to be honest with you. Like if we was
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: hanging out, Right. And I was like, yo, I don't
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: want you to smell my poo.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: But I'm going to go take a poo.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: That's why you got to go to the lobby.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: But you would be like, well, the lobby works perfectly
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: because you're like, yo, I'm going to go get coffee.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: But if I'm like, I'm going to just go to
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: the other bathroom at the front door, you might be like,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: what would you got to do in there?
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Well, then it's kind of known what you're doing, but
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: it's not all up in the bedroom and stuff. Women,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: I feel like, are ninjas about this.
• 47:15
  Speaker 7: One time.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Okay. I. Threw it. No, go ahead.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Don't interrupt her story.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, my goodness.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Ava, go ahead.
• 47:23
  Speaker 7: I pooped through it. It was a boomerang.
• 47:24
  Speaker 9: It came back to my face.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: For audience listening, that is one of Ava's favorite bits.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Boomerang poop. I can't do this.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Ava's main Scrubs cold open pitch is boomerang poop.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Ava, stop saying boomerang poop. What is your actual anecdote?
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: My story. One time this guy, like he had told
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: me he liked.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: Me, like, and then I didn't know. And then I
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: was like, I like him back. So I was going
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: to go tell him it's going to be a whole
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: romantic moment.
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: And I had to pee. I peed in his bathroom.
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: My pee smelled really bad.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Did you have a lot of coffee that day?
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: It was coffee.
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: It was a lot of coffee. And then he had
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: to go pee. And we were like friends.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: He's like, damn, your pee stinks.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: That's not cute.
• 48:11
  Speaker 7: And don't cut that.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: And don't cut that, Joelle.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: All right, we got to move on. We're not going
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: fast enough.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: But in that same scene, one of my favorite moments.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: So I love that, like, Siobhan, you know, you've gone
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: out of your way for me for Siobhan, but I
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: still don't have an idea. And you're trying to be like,
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: this is a big deal that I've done this with Siobhan.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: And you're like, most people are going to Mars and
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: she's going to Venus.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: Venus.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Venus.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Venus. Venus, Elliot. Venus.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Sarah, I did takes where I did this pretty broad.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they're going to make the final cut,
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: but I was going, Venus, Elliot. Venus. And now every
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: day Sarah comes.
• 48:46
  Speaker 9: Up to me and goes, Venus.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: And when I start riffing like weird shit and just
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: making Sarah laugh that probably won't get used, she always goes.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: It got bigger and bigger each time to the point
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: where I was like.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: And then I go, I go, I go, I go,
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: I go, Elliot, Elliot, I go, Elliot, you know how
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: long it's going to take her to get there?
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: A thousand years.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: Elliot.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: And then I go, Elliot, you know how long it's
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: going to take her to get there?
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: No one knows.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: She doesn't even know.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: But then we.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Been going on for a while.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then in any other scene we do. No,
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: this is all in the Siobhan riffing scene.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I know, but that was three weeks ago, four weeks
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: ago now, five weeks ago?
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but now any line that Zach riffs, like we
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: had some yesterday, that he riffs in that same tone.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: It turns into Venus.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: All right, so he calls her a Persian baddie with
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: the booty.
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: I love that.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: And the janitor doesn't understand cats in the cradle.
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: It's a song about cats.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: It's a song about cats.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Can we talk about how the janitor and Nurse Dubois
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: know each other?
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, from a pontoon boat.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: This reminds me of Laverne's above ground pool parties.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: J.D. 's like, how the hell did you get invited
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: on the janitor's? pontoon boat in Dubois. I was like, well,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: you know, I was out.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure if that's going to make it.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, but that's really funny. Oh, man.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Sorry, that's another thing. There was a whole scene that, Joelle,
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure if this was in the cut, you
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: saw it, and I'm not sure, audience, I'm sorry if
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: this is going to make 21 minutes and 30 seconds,
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: but right before I go confront Grant and say, hey,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: one of your interns fucked up, and post the janitor
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: revealing he's on the pontoon boat, me and Michael were
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: just riffing this whole thing. I'm like, I just don't understand, like,
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: how did you end up on his pontoon boat? And
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: he's like, well, I was out and he was out.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: We kind of like ran into each other.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know how it is.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: You know how it is.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: And like, it was amazing.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Like, why weren't you there? And like, I'm like, I just,
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: we were just like riffing this whole scene. And then
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: he goes, will you just go handle your business? And it's,
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know if any of that will make it, but.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: It was really funny.
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: It's so funny though.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: I love Michael.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: All right. So the shower shorts are back. JD's shower shorts.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: The janitor has kept them. He has the fly smell
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: them to try and torture JD. He's been training this fly.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: For three weeks, we later learn.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: And the fly is doing its job. It's following JD.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: It's not successfully annoying him in any way.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Until the tag. Until the tag.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: And Elliot dresses up in a very sort of, I guess, rich,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: elitist woman way to try and impress Siobhan.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Amazing. That was my favorite part. She looked like Lex
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Luthor's Freaking henchwoman. Yes. That's crazy.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: I just love that she thinks, like, I'm going to
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: go home and put on a power suit, and that's
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: going to, yeah, that's going to seal this deal. And
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: a long ponytail.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and a ponytail. I was going to say. I
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: ain't going to put a shirt on either.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: No shirt. By the way, Elliot still has no effing
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: idea what her idea is. She just knows that she's
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: going to dress the part.
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: Really good.
• 51:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: She wants to be a power suit, long pony.
• 51:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: She knows she's going to close the deal if she
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: has the power suit.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: J.D. tries to cheer up Turk. Sorry, J.D. 's trying
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: to get Turk to talk about his depression in the
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: whole episode, but Turk is avoiding it and gets him
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: to bring back an old prank against Hooch, the League
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: of the Order of the Stethoscopes. And we learn that
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: they still have a joint AOL account. Yes.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Look, I can't even remember the last time. Do you
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: remember your AOL account?
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: I had one. I know you did.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: We all, everybody had one. Well, maybe not you because
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: you weren't.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: And not Ava. I had a, I remember my laptop
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: and Kate, I had, my desktop picture was Kate Moss.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: I met Kate Moss once and I told her that.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: How'd that go?
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Your desktop. How'd that go?
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Well, I had such a crush on Kate Moss for
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: so many years. And, and when I first got my
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: first laptop, I made a picture of her, the, the,
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: the desktop. I was like, So the desktop was her picture,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: and I told her that. And what'd she say? I
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: think she thought that was cute.
• 53:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: I don't really have an end to the story.
• 53:01
  Speaker 7: Okay. That's really good.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: But anyway, those are the days of AOL.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember AOL.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: I still remember my name. Do you know anything about
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: dial-up internet, Ava?
• 53:12
  Speaker 8: No.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: So you used to have to call up the internet.
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: What do you mean?
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: It's a dial. It looks like dialing a telephone.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: You had to do a dial.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Telephone line.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: You had a thing called a modem, right?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: You still got a modem.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Well, you would hit dial up, and then you couldn't
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: use your landline phone at the same time. It would
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: make a noise, and it would connect to the web.
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: Whoa.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: You never even seen this in a movie?
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: When was that?
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Like right before you were born.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right before you were born.
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: That's crazy.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Your parents can tell you all about it.
• 53:42
  Speaker 7: That's really awesome.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: All right. So, okay. Higgins doing the dim sum, then some,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: and then yum yum.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: And then some yum yum.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's Christmas.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: That's another thing we have to pay for. That is
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: not public domain, but I laughed so hard. We got
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: to keep it in. I know we got to pay
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: for it. It's so good.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: It's so good.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: She makes my heart feel like Christmas. It's so good.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: And then his runaway. The runaway.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: He keeps the run. It calls back.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: We did this very elaborate Star Wars fantasy, which is
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: very funny. And we did it for Donald because he
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: loves Star Wars. And this was hilarious on the page.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: And you guys have seen it. And it's incredible.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: It kills.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: I know. What's that, Joelle?
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: It kills.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: It kills.
• 54:29
  Speaker 7: It was so great.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Just know that we did a very clever fantasy of
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Donald as Vader force choking her and throwing her. And
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: kudos to Layla, who did an amazing job. She flew
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: across the room and nailed the wall.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: And fell to the floor and everything.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: She did such a wonderful job. All right, so next scene.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: What do you guys have? Do you guys have anything
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: you want to talk about? We're running out of time.
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Ava has two of my favorite moments.
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: I have been to prison. It was an accident.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: It was a strip mall. How does that happen? How
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: does that happen?
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: How did you end up at the Island Mall and
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: thinking it was a prison thinking it was Island Mall?
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: I like that.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: There were like some alts we did too where I
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: forget what I, is something like, like I thought it
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: was a Brandy Melville or something. Cause Brandy Melville, it's
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: like scary in there.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Brandy Melville? By the way, we improv that thing with that.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: What is Brandy Melville?
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: It's a clothing store.
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: It's a scary place.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: It's a clothing store. Um, we improv that we couldn't
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: think of the outs of the scenes so on the
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: day that woman who's a very tall strong woman I
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: think she actually had done some pro not pro but
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: some form of wrestling right yes yes yes and we
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: did Ava don't get mad I asked her to carry
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: me like a baby.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: That shit was hilarious that shit was so funny that
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: was so funny Yes, it was my.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: Favorite just because Ava, the way you're like kicking your
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: feet and just so delighted.
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: To be out. I was so giddy.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: I was so, so excited.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: By the way, you actually truly loved it.
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: I did love it. Well, it was funny because I
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: like asked her to Like, I was like, what if
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: you carried me?
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I didn't know it was your idea. Go ahead.
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: I was like, what if you carried me?
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: And then, but I knew I was like, me saying
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: that isn't going to really, it's going to sound insane.
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: And then she was like, let's show them. She picks
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: me up and then brought me into Village.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: And we all started belly laughing. But it was very late.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: And I was like, how are we going to get
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: to that? Like, it's funny, but how do we even
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: end up in there? And then we somehow all brainstormed
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: and got to like, don't get mad. I asked her
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: to carry me like a baby.
• 56:36
  Speaker 9: Carry me like a baby.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Hilarious.
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: Just pretty much exactly what happened in real life. I
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: was like, can you carry me?
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: But by the way, it was proof of concept. You guys,
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: you were both smart. You were like, if we pitch this,
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: no one's ever going to like it. Let's just walk
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: in with you carrying me.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: And the visual of that is incredible.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: It was so funny because you're so tiny next to her.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: It's so crazy. What is she like?
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: And you're tall, too.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm 5'9.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: She's 6'7?
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: 6'7. 6'7.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: 6'7.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Um, yeah, that was so great. And I showed out
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: to Punky.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Punky was great. Let's shout out to Punky.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: She did such a good job.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: That's a very hard role to do.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: It's very afterschool, especially, you know what I mean? When
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: you bring in, uh, subjects like that, you know, the,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: the prison thing, it's very, to me, it feels a little, uh,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: different strokes. You know, everything happens to Arnold and Willis.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Uh, And this one, I
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: was so nervous about that at first that, okay, here
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: we go. We're going to do a prison episode. We're
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: going to do a, you know, a convict episode. And
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: it turned out to be great.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Well, I think it's a testament to the acting on
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: all three of them.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say. You know what I mean?
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: And it really pushes forward Elliot's storyline, too, on how she,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: you know, the whole episode we're talking about how She
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: has no clue what she wants to do. And it
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: just takes this push from someone very unexpected to say, yo,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I want to help women. That's what I want to do.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what I want to do. And the only
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: way we would have gotten there was the way we
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: got there, which is through a very unusual story that worked.
• 58:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: And Punky, like, crushed every take. She gave so many
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: different performances. I thought she was fantastic. And the other
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: part of the episode that I loved was, you know,
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: the fact that we brought back around Turk's storyline from
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: season one. And it was so well done. And you
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: guys are both so good in that last scene. And
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: when you come up and say, I won't let this
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: affect my work, and you say the problem is it
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: already is, like, that was so well acted. And I
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: thought just really kind of sets up whatever's coming for Turk.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Thank you. And you did a great job with that, Donald.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: And I like that we're keeping that storyline alive because
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: he didn't want it to be, you know, you can
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: be depressed and then all of a sudden something joyous
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: happens in your life and it does give you a
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: serotonin hit and you're kind of distracted and then life
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: comes back to life. And all of a sudden those
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: feelings are still there. And I think we wanted to
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: do that with the character Turk where we're not just
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: saying like, oh, all his problems are gone now because
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: JD's back because that's bullshit. That's bullshit. And Turk in
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: this episode is finally realizing that he is taking on
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: work to distract himself from his issues and that he's
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: going to actually proactively find a therapist.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Hooch invites Amara to join the Secret Society. I thought
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: that was funny.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean, because she's just as crazy as
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: he is. We learn that Amara has a little bit,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, we sprinkled it in in the first season
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: and everything. She's homeschooled. And so because of that, her
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: upbringing is a little bit different than everyone else's. And
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: so she might have missed some social cues and stuff
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: like that. But as time goes forward, we're starting to
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: learn she misses quite a few social cues. And she
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: might have a little bit of crazy in her too,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: like Hooch.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Not as much as Hooch.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Well, but, you know, in the next episode, not to
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: spoil anything, but in the next episode, I think Amanda
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: has a line where she's like, yo, not to call
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: any woman crazy, but yo, you sound crazy.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: That's great. I can't wait to talk about Five because
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: those two are really good in Five together. And then finally,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: the janitor puts his son in timeout, which I thought
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: was funny, and makes him stand against the wall.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: That was wild.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: Joelle, you mentioned you had a fan email. I do.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: We'd love to hear it. We'd love to end on
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: a fan email.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Guys, first of all, I just love that your email
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: never went silent. The whole time you were off in hiatus,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: constant emails.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Well, that's good.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Thank you, fans. Thank you. Keep emailing Joelle. She reads
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: them all.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: This one is from Kyle out in Evansville, Indiana.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, Kyle.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: He says, I am writing to share my excitement about
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: the Scrubs revival, but also to express the one thing
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: that is truly missing from the daily life at Sacred Heart,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: the janitor.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: While I am thrilled to hear that Neil Flynn will be.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Making a guest appearance this season, a guest spot isn't enough.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: The dynamic between JD and.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: The janitor is one of the most iconic rivalries in
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: television history. The show feels safer without him.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: Lurking in the hallways. And frankly, we don't want Sacred
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: Heart to be safe.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: We want it to be hilarious and unpredictable. If and
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: when you move forward... With season three, which I hope
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: you are, please make it a priority to bring Nathan
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Black back as a regular series regular. Whether he's Glenn
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: Matthews or just the janitor, the show needs a specific
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: brand of carefully created chaos. I am watching every week
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: and spreading the word, but I'm doing it with the
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: hope that we'll see more of the original cast, especially
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: the man who once put a penny in a door
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: and changed TV forever.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: I love the reboot. A hundred percent better than I
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: could have imagined. Love the show. Y'all are amazing.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Sincerely, Kyle.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 9: Oh, Kyle.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. That just warmed my heart. Well,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: the thing about Neil is we love him too. And
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: we'd love to have him in as much as he's
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: willing to do. You know, we shoot the show up
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: in Vancouver. And I think I heard Neil say something like,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: if y'all were shooting in the Valley, you wouldn't be
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: able to get rid of me. So we'll see. Won't we, Sarah?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Just kidding.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 9: You're trying to end on a high note, Kyle.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I thought you were trying to beat me.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: No, thank you, Kyle. That's really sweet. We're glad you're
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: loving it.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: We love you, Kyle. And we love Neil. And we're
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: so glad when Neil comes because he's so funny.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: As he was in this episode.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: As he was in this episode. He's just such a
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: pleasure to be around. Okay, let's do some final things.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Tell your friends about this podcast because it's new. It
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: being on video on Hulu, please share. Spread the word.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: We're not sure everybody knows that.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: The best way to watch the podcast, though, is to
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: watch Scrubs not only on ABC, but watch it on
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Hulu so you can be as well-versed with the episode
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: as we are when watching this rewatch podcast.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: And to clarify, I want Neil in every single episode.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: The reference Zach was making is because I would like
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: the show to stay in Canada. Yes. And they might
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: like it.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think everyone understands the inference there. Ava, how
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: do people find you on Instagram? What's your handle?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: Ava Marie Bunn.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Ava Marie Bunn, B-U-N-N?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: B-U-N-N.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: She's a lot of fun to follow, guys.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: She does characters. Ava is an amazing sketch comedian. She's
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: very wacky, and we love her. Follow her on Instagram. Thanks, guys.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to give one last final shout out.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: I have a movie that I made called Clean Hands
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: that's coming out.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure when this airs, but my movie will
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: have come out and be on your, wherever you can
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: buy movies on October 16th. I'm really proud of it.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Please check out Clean Hands. And that's it. Donald, count
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: us out.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Five, six, seven, eight.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 8: Here's some stories about a show we made. About a
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 8: bunch of docs and nurses in a Canada who love
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: to hate. I said here's a story.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: That we all should know.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 8: Get around to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: With Zach and Donald.