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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mark Simone, live from the WOR LifeVac studios.
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  Speaker 2: Well, hey, welcome to hour number two. That's right, we
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  Speaker 2: start at nine o'clock now. Now, normally we open with
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  Speaker 2: my big opening 20-minute... Well, we're going to move that
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  Speaker 2: to later in the hour. We don't usually do this.
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  Speaker 2: We wouldn't do this for just anybody, but for the
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  Speaker 2: very funny, brilliant Jimmy Fallon, we'll do it. He can't
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  Speaker 2: do it later in the hour, so we'll do him first.
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  Speaker 2: And then we'll get to the opening second. Make sense? No,
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  Speaker 2: but it's worth it. Jimmy Fallon is on WOR every night,
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  Speaker 2: 9 to midnight. It is a really funny, smart, interesting show.
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  Speaker 2: Then on Saturday nights on the Fox News Channel, he
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  Speaker 2: does the best late night show on television with the
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  Speaker 2: best opening monologue anywhere. And he's with us now. Jimmy Fallon,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, man. Real story. I'm supposed to be on
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  Speaker 1: America's Newsroom in 40 minutes, which means they want me
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  Speaker 1: to get 30 minutes worth of makeup.
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  Speaker 2: That's why we had to move this. You know this, Mark.
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  Speaker 1: I am standard definition pretty. If you're watching an SD,
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  Speaker 1: I look fine. But if you put me on an HD,
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  Speaker 1: it looks like a carnival attraction. So wish them luck.
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  Speaker 1: And thanks for having me on.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fired up. You know, I never get makeup. Well,
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  Speaker 2: there's always like three or four makeup. you know, people.
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  Speaker 2: So when it comes to me, did you get makeup? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she gave it to me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I never get it.
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  Speaker 1: But you get away with it.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody ever noticed. They don't notice. Try it one day
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  Speaker 2: without makeup. Nobody will notice.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what happens to me is, and I should do
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  Speaker 1: that because I get in the chair and And if,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if it's the weekend and I was like
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  Speaker 1: eating salt in my face is a little like they hit,
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  Speaker 1: like they get mad at you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I get fat shamed. It's like, I go to makeup.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a dominatrix. They just call me names. Like
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  Speaker 1: somebody had spare ribs during the football game. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, come on. I'm trying over here. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: regular guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And let's say, well, no, we're not gonna mention
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  Speaker 2: any names here, but let's be honest. A guy like
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  Speaker 2: you or me, we, we go in, we're in a
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  Speaker 2: makeup chair for five, six minutes. Some of these women,
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  Speaker 2: they go in there like an hour and a half before,
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  Speaker 2: and there's like three people working on them, and it's
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  Speaker 2: like brushes and rollers. What the hell are they doing there?
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  Speaker 1: Looks like a NASCAR pit crew. They're changing the fenders.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? What's that pump for?
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  Speaker 2: What is that about?
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  Speaker 1: I'm confused. Blowing them things up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then, well, anyway, so I don't even know where
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  Speaker 2: to start. Let's start with Mom Donnie. What the hell
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  Speaker 2: was he trying to do yesterday? vigil for Israel. Then
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  Speaker 2: he's at the Palestinian restaurant. He's trying to play both sides.
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  Speaker 2: You can't get away with that, can you?
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  Speaker 1: No, and that's the most insane part about it, is
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  Speaker 1: everybody who saw that Twitter post thought that would be
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  Speaker 1: like his only shame of the day. Obviously, he acknowledged
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  Speaker 1: Israelis didn't say the word Jew, gave that 49 words,
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  Speaker 1: I believe the rest of the, you know, but, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Israel and America and everything else was like another two pages.
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  Speaker 1: So he gave What's funny, though, is like he didn't
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  Speaker 1: think he had given those dirtbags enough of a shout out.
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  Speaker 1: So he showed up to their rally last night and
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  Speaker 1: found out they weren't happy either, which I thought was
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I thought the whole thing was hilarious, but
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  Speaker 1: so emblematic of what Mom Donnie is. He is a
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  Speaker 1: tick tock influencer who just wants his likes. So you're
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  Speaker 1: going to say the thing about Israel, but you're going
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  Speaker 1: to try to appease the free Palestine nuts. And at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, people are starting to see
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  Speaker 1: through it. So I enjoyed it. But I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if this changes his calculus because normally a lot of
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  Speaker 1: things he celebrates, you know, the anniversary of the Boston
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  Speaker 1: Marathon attacks. Is he even going to have that party now?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. And then he puts out this picture
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  Speaker 2: where he's going to the Palestinian restaurant. What the hell
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  Speaker 2: is a Palestinian restaurant? What are they? come out of
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  Speaker 2: the kitchen and massacre you? What is a Palestinian restaurant?
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  Speaker 2: That's funny.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't like the food, you can throw rocks
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  Speaker 1: at the waitress. I mean, what is going on here?
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  Speaker 1: We're making jokes because this is that ridiculous. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: the whole free Palestine thing. And it's something they never
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  Speaker 1: talk about is who are you actually freeing it from
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  Speaker 1: if we were going to get technical because it's run
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  Speaker 1: by Hamas. So they yell free Palestine like we should
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  Speaker 1: all be mad at the Jews. But the Jews aren't there.
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  Speaker 1: They're next door just hanging out trying to stop the
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  Speaker 1: rockets from flying into town. That's how dumb the whole
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  Speaker 1: thing is. They free Palestine. Hamas wins Palestine. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't even get it, man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So what's going to, Mamdani, it's an amazing, unbelievable, this
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  Speaker 2: would be a hell of a movie. A guy who's
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  Speaker 2: never had a job in his life. He's 12 years old.
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  Speaker 2: He's a TikTok influencer. Suddenly he's the mayor of the
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  Speaker 2: biggest city in the world. It's an incredible story, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, yeah. The movie itself is really a good
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  Speaker 1: American tale. I mean, that's what he should be like.
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  Speaker 1: He should like America. You come here, and your first
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  Speaker 1: job is mayor of the biggest city in the country?
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  Speaker 1: I'd say this is a pretty tolerant society.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: I don't ever want to hear a word about Islamophobia again.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you showed up to our town bashing our country,
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  Speaker 1: and we were like, hey, maybe put this guy in charge, okay?
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  Speaker 1: I'd say it's a pretty opportunistic place. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Jimmy Fallon's on every night, 9 to midnight, right
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  Speaker 2: here on WOR, 9 to midnight. Hey, the midterms, Democrats
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  Speaker 2: running on affordability. You know, it was Donald Trump that
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  Speaker 2: first campaigned on affordability in 2016. They stole his idea.
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  Speaker 2: But are they the ones to run on affordability?
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  Speaker 1: No, that's like my favorite thing in the world. That's
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  Speaker 1: like Lindsey Clancy saying we need better babysitting. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: come on, I don't know if this is your forte.
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  Speaker 1: And they were the ones who jacked up the prices.
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  Speaker 1: So that drives me crazy because you know this. When
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  Speaker 1: the government spends more money, the cost of everything goes
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  Speaker 1: up in the process. That's what drives inflation. Too many
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  Speaker 1: dollars chasing too few goods. But when they try to go, well,
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  Speaker 1: things are too expensive, so what we're going to do
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  Speaker 1: to give you a break is we're going to tax
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  Speaker 1: the hell out of these companies. They don't actually lower
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  Speaker 1: prices when that happens. They go, oh, we got this
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  Speaker 1: big tax bill. I guess the pack of Twinkies.
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  Speaker 2: Is going up another 49 cents.
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  Speaker 1: And you know this. I know this. But it's crazy
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  Speaker 1: because it's people who failed math and history who but
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  Speaker 1: have figured out how to get likes on TikTok. And
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  Speaker 1: that's essentially what life is now. Most politicians are TikTok
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  Speaker 1: influencers who have a side hustle in Congress. That's what
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  Speaker 1: we're watching.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Jimmy Fallon, Krista Pike, she survived two lethal injections.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think? I'd say give her like three
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  Speaker 2: sandwiches from the Carnegie Deli. Let's hear her survive that.
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  Speaker 1: You could take her right out. I mean, because here's
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  Speaker 1: the other thing. People are on the fence about this
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  Speaker 1: because they're like, well, she deserved the death penalty, but
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  Speaker 1: she survived the execution. That's his own trauma. So if
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  Speaker 1: you take the guilt and the debate away, what you
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  Speaker 1: do is you give her tickets to The View, she
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  Speaker 1: kills herself, and then nobody has to feel bad. We're all,
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  Speaker 1: our hands are clean here, okay? That's the all-female execution
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  Speaker 1: team we need. You throw that on, she's jumping off
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  Speaker 1: a building, and away we go.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you know, every Saturday night you do the show.
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  Speaker 2: It's on the Fox News channel. It is the funniest
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  Speaker 2: late night show of all. You do the best monologue
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  Speaker 2: in television. It's like 18 minutes of just funny jokes.
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  Speaker 2: Then I watch Jimmy Kimmel. He does like four minutes
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  Speaker 2: of hate speech. That's supposed to be the monologue. How
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  Speaker 2: does that happen on a network? Doesn't somebody say to him, hey,
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  Speaker 2: try making jokes. Try actually being funny.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is the person who's supposed.
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  Speaker 2: To say that, like the head writer, is his wife.
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  Speaker 1: And his wife, for real, his wife is the head
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  Speaker 1: writer on that show. As crazy as that sounds to people.
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  Speaker 1: And what you're really getting through him is like he's
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  Speaker 1: kind of the messenger for her. Because he wasn't really
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  Speaker 1: a comic to begin with. So he's always had writers
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  Speaker 1: kind of steering him in a direction. But now he
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  Speaker 1: has a head writer. who is one of those women
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  Speaker 1: that would be out there cheering for Hamas, even though
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  Speaker 1: Hamas doesn't recognize her right to exist freely in society.
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  Speaker 1: So it's crazy because there really has, there's never been
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  Speaker 1: a dumber time to be alive. The comedians are now
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  Speaker 1: making more serious statements.
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  Speaker 2: Than the news people.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the news people are trying to pretend Trump
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  Speaker 1: wanted to blow up California.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What we should be focused on is the fact that
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  Speaker 1: California looks like somebody already blew it up. That's what
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  Speaker 1: we should be concerned about.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, when they do that, Trump says something outrageous, which,
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  Speaker 2: you know, he's got the Howard Stern side to him.
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  Speaker 2: They try to make it a campaign issue. Nobody cares
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  Speaker 2: anymore that he said something crazy. He always does.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's so baked into the cake at this point.
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  Speaker 1: that Trump is a New Yorker, okay? People talk out
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  Speaker 1: of their butts around here. We exaggerate. We pick little fights.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we have, you know, our little fits that
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  Speaker 1: we throw from time to time. But the point is
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  Speaker 1: that he's just a human being, and most people have
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  Speaker 1: seen him now for 10 years. So you can't surprise them.
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  Speaker 1: This would be like running a campaign commercial that Liberace
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  Speaker 1: dresses loud. We know that. The rhinestones are just part
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  Speaker 1: of the deal now. And that's their biggest problem is
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  Speaker 1: they're running on a lot of things the rest of
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  Speaker 1: us are used to. But that's why the socialists have
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  Speaker 1: traction because the socialists aren't out there pretending Trump is Hitler.
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  Speaker 1: The socialists are out there saying we should just kill
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  Speaker 1: the Jews ourselves. It's crazy. But that's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: the whole DSA movement. And they were chanting last night,
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  Speaker 1: globalize the intifada. Guys, I mean, that is not, you know,
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  Speaker 1: that's the goal here. And that's the part I have
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  Speaker 1: a problem with. I'm a free speech absolutist. But it's
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  Speaker 1: hard to walk down the streets in our city hearing
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  Speaker 1: people chant, we've got to kill everyone who doesn't agree
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  Speaker 1: with us and feel like we're doing a good thing
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  Speaker 1: by letting them all. in you know yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well hey jimmy phil i know i gotta let you
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  Speaker 2: go because you gotta i got a show to do
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  Speaker 2: uh tonight nine to midnight every weeknight listen to him
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  Speaker 2: nine to midnight it's a really great show on wor
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  Speaker 2: and make sure you watch his saturday night show On
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  Speaker 2: the Fox News Channel, 10 o'clock. You're taping it tomorrow night,
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  Speaker 2: and people can come see it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we tape Friday nights. Tomorrow night, Chris Hansen from
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  Speaker 1: Dateline is on. Oh. So, I know. He's got Robert
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  Speaker 1: Pattinson playing him in a movie. That's a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: But he's going to be in studio. If you guys
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  Speaker 1: want to come meet Chris Hansen and any of the
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  Speaker 1: Fox people, the tickets are always free at foxacrossamerica.com.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good hang. Yeah, Friday evening, and bring somebody.
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  Speaker 2: It's free. It's a great date. FoxAcrossAmerica.com. You can get
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  Speaker 2: the tickets there and listen to Jimmy Fallon tonight. Well,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for today, and we'll talk to you at the
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  Speaker 2: normal time next week.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and if they bump me from TV because, like,
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  Speaker 1: Trump gives a weird speech, I'll disguise my voice and
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  Speaker 1: call in as a caller.
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  Speaker 2: See you in a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, man.
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  Speaker 2: All right, take care. Thanks. The great Jimmy Fallon. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: normally we do a big, long opening. We'll do that
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  Speaker 2: later in the hour. But speaking of President Trump, hey,
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  Speaker 2: big announcement yesterday. Actually, a big ceremony. This is a
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  Speaker 2: great thing he's come up with. You won't see it
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  Speaker 2: anywhere in the news because it's too positive. They will
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  Speaker 2: make sure not to mention this. But they set up
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  Speaker 2: those Trump accounts. And it's every kid that's born gets
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  Speaker 2: an account. And the government will put $ 1, 000 into the account.
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  Speaker 2: And then it goes into a fund, like an investment
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  Speaker 2: fund that's very, very safe. They'll invest in the S &
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  Speaker 2: P 500, the safest and best investments. So you start
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  Speaker 2: when you're born with $ 1, 000. And by the time you're
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  Speaker 2: ready to go to college, it'll have grown to like
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  Speaker 2: $ 100, 000 and it'll pay for college. It's a great idea.
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  Speaker 2: And a lot of the corporations are donating to it
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  Speaker 2: and giving money to it. And big, big congratulations to
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  Speaker 2: a real hero. And this is Michael Dell and his wife, Susan.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to give $ 250 into the accounts for 25
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  Speaker 2: million kids. It's going to cost them about $ 3 billion,
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  Speaker 2: but they're going to do this. And as they say,
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  Speaker 2: some of the biggest companies in America are giving hundreds
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  Speaker 2: of millions. This week, they got 70 million kids signed
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  Speaker 2: up for this. You got to have a social security number.
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  Speaker 2: You got to be under 18. But when you're born,
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  Speaker 2: they'll put you into this program. So far, they've put
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  Speaker 2: about almost $ 5 billion into these accounts. $ 5 billion. So
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  Speaker 2: the president had a big ceremony yesterday. Any child born
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  Speaker 2: during Trump's second term will receive a $ 1, 000 contribution. And again,
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  Speaker 2: by the time you're in college, it'll grow to about $ 100, 000.
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  Speaker 2: It'll pay for your education or if you want to
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  Speaker 2: start a business or whatever. President Trump yesterday. I urge
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  Speaker 2: all parents to download the official Trump account app.
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  Speaker 1: Claim their children's account or begin managing and contributing to
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  Speaker 1: it today.
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  Speaker 2: It's really amazing. Yeah, it's a great thing. And Mrs. Dell,
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  Speaker 2: Susan Dell, said for every child across America, these accounts
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  Speaker 2: are for you. We believe in you. We want you
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  Speaker 2: to dream big. We know you can make your dreams
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  Speaker 2: come true. It's a great thing. So everybody should take advantage. Now,
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  Speaker 2: a parent or guardian must claim the account in order
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  Speaker 2: to manage it. Manage it, allow others to contribute to it,
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  Speaker 2: and for children to receive all of this. A parent
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  Speaker 2: has to be involved in this. Hey, when you send
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  Speaker 2: your kid to college, you say, what, a tuition? Why
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  Speaker 2: is it so much for this tuition? These colleges, somebody
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  Speaker 2: really needs to look into them. Exactly what the costs are,
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  Speaker 2: exactly why they're charging so much money. Take Yale University,
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  Speaker 2: maybe one of our finest universities, Yale University. They just
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  Speaker 2: spent $ 30 million at Yale. Now, you're saying, oh, they
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  Speaker 2: must have put in the state-of-the-art computers and... No. They
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  Speaker 2: spent $ 30 million renovating the golf course. Now, golf doesn't
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  Speaker 2: take 10 minutes. You play golf, it's three hours. aren't
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  Speaker 2: you supposed to be studying or going to class or
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  Speaker 2: doing something? You're not supposed to be on the golf
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  Speaker 2: course for three hours. And how much does it cost
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  Speaker 2: to renovate the golf course? Hire a couple of landscapers,
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  Speaker 2: let them mow the grass or something, fix the sand trap.
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  Speaker 2: 30 million on renovating the golf course? That's why your
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  Speaker 2: tuition is so much. 30 million. Now, when your kid
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  Speaker 2: calls you from school, how is it? Oh my God,
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  Speaker 2: it's so tough. The study? No, the fourth hole. They
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  Speaker 2: made the fourth hole longer and they narrowed the fairway.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, $ 30 million on the golf. This is not
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  Speaker 2: to build a golf course. It's just to renovate the
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  Speaker 2: golf course. Absolutely ridiculous. So we'll get back to Crazy
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  Speaker 2: Mom Donnie. We'll get to AI. Is it really going
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  Speaker 2: to kill everybody? We'll get to Iran and a whole
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  Speaker 2: lot more coming up. We'll take some calls too. 800-321-0710
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  Speaker 2: is the number.
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  Speaker 1: 800-321-0710.
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  Speaker 2: Also, we'll get to these people in Congress. You won't
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  Speaker 2: believe how they're actually robbing you now. We'll get to
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  Speaker 2: this coming up. Mark Simone here on 710WOR.