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2129-BONUS: 90 Day Hunt for Love (s2e1) "The Girl Who Got the Ick" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey y'all, I'm coming to you from my hotel room
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  Speaker 1: in New York City. Today's guest is Mary Ryan Brown,
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  Speaker 1: who is a hilarious comedian you guys need to all
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  Speaker 1: be following. She had to cancel due to a sick child,
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  Speaker 1: and we've all been there and we understand, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to get her on here in the next month
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  Speaker 1: or two, so don't worry, she's still coming. But This
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  Speaker 1: episode would normally be in your feed on Friday, but
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  Speaker 1: this is the 90 day hunt for love season two,
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  Speaker 1: episode one, um, episode that I recorded with Kimberly. Now,
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  Speaker 1: normally the secondary 90 day show, which in this case
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  Speaker 1: is hunt for love. Last time it was last resort
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  Speaker 1: that always goes on the Friday prime feed. That's $ 5
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  Speaker 1: a month. That's always there. But when it's a first
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  Speaker 1: episode of something that's on Prime, we put it here
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  Speaker 1: on the free feed for you. So this is going
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  Speaker 1: to take the place of the Pop and Bravo episode.
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  Speaker 1: So this is 90 Day Hunt for Love Season 2,
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  Speaker 1: Episode 1. And this is just the recap. If you
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  Speaker 1: want more like chatter and stuff like that, that's what
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  Speaker 1: we do over there. So like 20 minutes are cut out,
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  Speaker 1: which is just chatter. This is just the recap. And
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  Speaker 1: I hope this makes sense. And if it doesn't, just
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  Speaker 1: send me a DM. And if you're in New York City,
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  Speaker 1: Don't forget, LibraFest is this weekend. It is Saturday night.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't have a ticket, jump in the
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  Speaker 1: Facebook group. Or you can send me a DM on Instagram,
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  Speaker 1: and I can put you together with people that are
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  Speaker 1: looking to give a ticket, exchange a ticket. There are
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  Speaker 1: some tickets available. So, enjoy this episode. This is 90
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  Speaker 1: Day Hunt for Love, Season 2, Episode 1, with my girl, Kimberly.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks. Let's talk about this show. Yeah. It is.
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  Speaker 1: 90 Day Fiancé, Hunt for Love, season two, episode one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Uno.
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  Speaker 1: Now, you and I split the notes as we do.
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  Speaker 1: I've watched this twice. The first time I watched it,
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  Speaker 1: I was so effing confused. I was like, who gave
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  Speaker 1: a necklace? Who took the necklace?
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  Speaker 2: Who?
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  Speaker 1: But then when I watched it the second time on
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  Speaker 1: the train, when I felt the guy next to me
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  Speaker 1: was judging me for watching it, I.
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  Speaker 3: He was. I got it.
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  Speaker 2: I got it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm judging us for watching it.
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  Speaker 1: And I asked Nicole, I was like, are there, my
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  Speaker 1: TLC girl, I go, are there pictures of these people?
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm going to get confused.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, you should be able to find it on
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  Speaker 2: the website. But did I go and look? No.
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: I don't even care enough. This show is so stupid.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I hate this show.
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  Speaker 4: And my bar is low because I really like the
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  Speaker 4: 90 Day franchise.
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  Speaker 3: But this show is the bottom of the barrel.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like newbies. I don't like new people.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want new people.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want fake storylines, which half the storylines are fake,
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  Speaker 4: but at least pretend they're not. It's people trying to
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  Speaker 4: hook up because they think it'll get more storyline, more time,
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  Speaker 4: screen time.
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  Speaker 3: What's the phrase I'm trying to look for? Yeah, it's dumb.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't know why they picked certain people to
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  Speaker 3: be on. Certain people are perfect for it. Chloe, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect.
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  Speaker 1: If Razvan was not a bad person, which we're going
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  Speaker 1: to find out later.
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  Speaker 3: He's actually being entertaining.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He's being fine. There's just so, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 4: And it's weird because so many of the people now
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  Speaker 4: on this season seem to know that they are being
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  Speaker 4: part of the 90 Day franchise. which last season it
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  Speaker 4: was kind of weird because they didn't. And they showed
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  Speaker 4: up at a resort for a singles mixer. And they
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  Speaker 4: realized that a lot of the people knew each other
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  Speaker 4: and to be on a show together.
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  Speaker 3: And they didn't know.
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  Speaker 4: What was happening, but they quickly realized we, and they
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  Speaker 4: all had a group chat without the 90 day people.
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  Speaker 4: And they discussed, we should hook up with the 90
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  Speaker 4: day people to get screen time. But we're meanwhile making
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  Speaker 4: fun of the 90 day people.
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  Speaker 3: In their group.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: When Iris says to Michael that, Well, your first wife
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  Speaker 1: was old.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, so she knows everything.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So then I'll never go to any of these people
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  Speaker 4: see Michael's soul and love Michael for Michael.
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  Speaker 3: Or are they there?
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  Speaker 4: Because he's definitely will be unhappily ever after whoever he
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  Speaker 4: chooses to be with.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Because 90 day will definitely want his redemptive arc, not
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  Speaker 4: even redemptive. He didn't do anything really wrong. except scamming Angela,
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  Speaker 4: but that was fine. They want to, what's a victim
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  Speaker 4: of possibly domestic violence gets a story where they become
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  Speaker 4: the hero, you know, that sort of story. That's what
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  Speaker 4: we want to see from Michael.
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  Speaker 3: We do.
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  Speaker 2: Will we get it?
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  Speaker 3: We, if he.
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  Speaker 4: Finds love and someone dates him, I think it would
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  Speaker 4: be unhappily.
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  Speaker 2: You're right. You're right. Or single life, single life.
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So many shows. So we start off with a
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  Speaker 2: lot of quick clips.
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  Speaker 1: And mostly what I noticed from these is Emma saying,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to this island and I'm leaving with the
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  Speaker 1: man I'm going to marry. She said the same thing
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  Speaker 1: about wherever she went before.
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  Speaker 2: Zied.
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  Speaker 3: Zied. And the first guy was Mohammed?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe. Zied, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Because I wrote down Yazvan. I was like, that's not right.
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  Speaker 1: And then I see lots of drama is going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: We do know Razvan and another dude from Texas named Landon,
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  Speaker 1: the guy with the hat, also asked to leave. We
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  Speaker 1: know that these things are true. So keep an eye
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  Speaker 1: on them. Jamal seems to be the star.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: But he tells us he's a reformed fuckboy. And he
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  Speaker 1: tries to fix the women that he dates. And all
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  Speaker 1: he can hope for at this retreat is that Veronica, Usman, Colt,
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  Speaker 1: or his mom don't show up.
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  Speaker 2: What does he got against Colt?
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  Speaker 4: Colt got into it at the last reunion that Kim, Bali,
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  Speaker 4: and Colt hated each other.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Kim hated Colt.
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  Speaker 4: And so they started yelling and almost got into a fight.
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  Speaker 4: I think Jamal might have stood up.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: What are you going to do with your bum leg?
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: So Kara talks with a local in Spanish. Never forget,
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  Speaker 1: she speaks Spanish. And she says, I'm single, single, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for love. We get a recap of her
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  Speaker 1: love story with Guillermo. She says she has a son
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  Speaker 1: who's three and a half. So when she looks for somebody,
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  Speaker 1: she's got to see somebody that could be dad material. Um,
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  Speaker 1: she says she likes a guy who is well-groomed and
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  Speaker 1: smells good, but she wants to keep an open mind
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  Speaker 1: and not just go with physical attraction. But if somebody
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  Speaker 1: has an accent, you know, that's a problem for her.
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  Speaker 4: Um, which episode is she going to bring up the
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  Speaker 4: only fans and find out if they're okay with it?
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  Speaker 3: Is that like a second date conversation?
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  Speaker 2: Not later. Later. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And all these people are going to be okay with it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. If they don't already know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Again, if they haven't already seen the goods. So we
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  Speaker 2: see Razvan. He's 29 from Romania.
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  Speaker 1: He's very buff. He's more buff than last time we
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  Speaker 1: saw him. And he says people misjudge him based on
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  Speaker 1: his looks, but.
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  Speaker 2: He's still that scared, skinny little.
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  Speaker 1: Kid who was a nerd. We see his love story
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  Speaker 1: with Amanda, if you guys don't remember. Amanda, her husband
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  Speaker 1: had just died. They carried him around in a box,
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  Speaker 1: and she had two kids. She was not nice to
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  Speaker 1: Razvan at all.
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  Speaker 2: She hated him.
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  Speaker 3: She was not nice to her children.
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  Speaker 4: She left them for weeks to go on a bank
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  Speaker 4: trip and left her children, who were still grieving their
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  Speaker 4: dead father, and carrying his remains around in a box
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  Speaker 4: and talking to the box. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: She wasn't nice to Razvan. They had met on TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: So who could have seen that not working out? So
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  Speaker 1: he says he lives in Houston, Texas now.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So three people are from Houston.
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  Speaker 3: Also, how did he get.
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  Speaker 2: To, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: He said he followed his American dream. He loves country music.
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  Speaker 1: He He wants a woman to embrace his weirdness and
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: his goofiness, and we see some of his social media stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He loves to be the weird guy, but he looks
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  Speaker 1: like James Bond.
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  Speaker 2: Disagree. Disagree.
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  Speaker 1: And he says, is this retreat ready for the real Raz?
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  Speaker 1: Apparently not, because you get kicked out by being yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And are we going to see that?
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  Speaker 2: I hope so, but I'm sure not.
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  Speaker 3: I bet not. I really want to. I'm really excited.
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  Speaker 1: Razmian's not able to join us for the tell-all today,
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  Speaker 1: but we wish him the best.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Is that all we're going to get?
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. Do we see Brittany? She's 32. She lives
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: in Chicago.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: Now, she says she lives in Chicago, but she's been
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: hanging out with Michael in Houston.
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: And didn't she used to live in Florida?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: I think so. Yeah, she was in Miami. She was
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: making like rap videos and stuff. Okay.
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: How does she walk upright?
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: She's very voluptuous.
• 9:40
  Speaker 3: She has Chantel's proportions.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, she does.
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: Pre-boob reduction.
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, she does. Also, what was the point of getting
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: braces to fix your teeth? No one is looking at
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  Speaker 3: your face. I hate to say it.
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  Speaker 2: But her teeth look great.
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  Speaker 3: They do. She's a cute girl.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, So she says she's excited about going to Puerto Rico.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: She says, one time I fucked a Puerto Rican man.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: I did a cartwheel and ended up on his dick.
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: I miss him.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: She says she's with this guy driving a golf cart,
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: you know, like to the room. And he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're so beautiful. You've got big, big everything.
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: I was like, again, no one is looking at your
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: new teeth.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: But is that something you say to a stranger?
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: No, that he should get fired.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 10:28
  Speaker 4: He should get fired. That is sexual harassment and totally inappropriate.
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And she goes, well, I'm here. I'm looking for
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: a guy.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: And she says she's dated NFL players, NBA players. NBA
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: players are great, but they're whores. And she keeps picking
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: the wrong guys. And then we see her love story
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: with Yasmin. She's the one who dated the guy named Yasmin,
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: who was from Jordan. And we see the whole thing
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: with this family and her yelling at him. And she says,
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: Yasmin was a cheater and a liar. And that really
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: messed with my confidence.
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  Speaker 2: And, you know, she's ready. I'm ready to meet these singles,
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  Speaker 2: she says. He was a cheater? That's what she says.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of these guys are.
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  Speaker 3: No, I believe her. I believe her. He was, he was, No,
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  Speaker 3: bad news.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: So we see the party and the singles all arriving.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: We see Jamal arriving doing like a goofy dance.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: Like, don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: That's why he gets along with Rob so well at
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: this moment, because Rob had those same dance moves when
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: he proposed to Sophie.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: At the airport.
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: And why they do the Bad Boys for Life, which
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: is just a career based off lip syncing.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: R.I.P.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: He walks up and meets some of the ladies there.
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  Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, God, I'm so happy my mom's
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: not here. And he goes, God, he says to somebody,
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: I keep forgetting we're here for three weeks. Like, I
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: need to lock in. So they're there for three weeks.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: So there is enough time to kind of get to
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  Speaker 1: know somebody if you're seeing them every day, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So Kara, Kara's 33, she walks in. Then we see
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  Speaker 1: a guy named Brian who's 30 and from Vegas. He's
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: a former NFL player. Our group chat has fully vetted him,
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: said he never played, whatever. But he was– recruited by
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: the NFL in the NFL, that means something because it's
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: a very small percent.
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  Speaker 2: So even if he didn't play, good for you, Brian. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But that probably means he's a poor.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's definitely a poor.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: He says he's super excited about going to this retreat
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  Speaker 1: and he's done being a hoe up in the club.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: He's done.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: Sure. Sure.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: So Jamal and Kara talk and she says she knows
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Jamal because he was in her Bachata music video. Yeah. And, um,
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: she says, we missed this, uh, because Kara's bachata videos
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: did not pop up in her feed. I mean, um,
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: she says his romantic history seems messy. So she's already
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: judging him and I like it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So now we see Chloe.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Remember Chloe? She's 24 from Boston. She dated Johnny, the
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: pirate that had the bird tattoo on his neck. Um,
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: She says, I'm super single. And if I can't find
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: love in this setting, I'm screwed. You know, I do
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: have lingering trauma from that Johnny situation. You get a
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: recap of their love story and how awful he was
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: to her. But she continued to bang him anyway. And
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: she says, I'm looking for somebody tall.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: I know. Controversial. And she's 4'11. Also, she's 4'11.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: She would maybe.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: Save the tallies for taller women.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: I know. I know. Get a 5'8 and under king.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: So she says she can't go for a man in flip-flops.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Flip-flops are so gross to her. And she says, but
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: I really am still traumatized for what happened with Johnny,
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: and I do want to break my walls down.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: And once I do that, then I'll be perfect. I
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: love Khloe and her confidence.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: I do, too. Does she get her lips done?
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Her upper lip is very different, and it's bothering me.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: I do think it is filler, and then I do
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: think it is overdrawn as well.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: She's so young.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: It doesn't look like what it looked like the first
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: time she was on the reunion.
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: Again, save it for when you're older and your lips
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: have deflated and you need it. But she's super cute
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: and her hair looks so much better.
• 14:28
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• 14:30
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• 14:32
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• 14:46
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• 15:01
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  Speaker 1: So Chloe walks up and Jamal's.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Like, hey girl. She's like, hi. And he goes, oh God,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I'm Jamal. I've pillow talked you many times.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: And she's like, that's weird that he knows who I am,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: but He's tall and confident, so I guess he's fine.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: The talking head, he goes, yeah, I'm that creepy guy
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: at the high school where you knew who knows everything
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: about everybody.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Like, that's not, I need to stop. Which is funny
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: because he's been on pillow talk, so he's had to
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: know who all these people are, you know?
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: I can't believe she has not watched her own pillow talks, though.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Doesn't she seem like she would watch the show or
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: because it was so bad with Johnny she didn't want
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: to watch?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I bet she watched Pillow Talk, but she wasn't clocking
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: in her mind like Jamal was on it with his
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: mom because he's just one.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Part, you know?
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Brittany walks in. She meets Malik from where? Where's he from?
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Where's he from? Jackson, Mississippi.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: What?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: What?
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Well, okay.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: My hometown.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: What's up, Malik?
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: I was like, why is she getting so excited? I
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: don't remember him at all.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to figure out everything about Malik. If
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: anybody knows about Malik from Jackson, Mississippi, please let me know.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: He's 28.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: So he says, I just want to be natural and
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: be myself and get to know these people. And my
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: best aspects, I guess, are my heart. And I have
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: a big phallus.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, he's the guy who said phallus.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Big phallus.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Well, now you know all you need to know about him.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Well, now I'd like to know, like, what's his job?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Where did he go to school?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I'd like to know more.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Brittany talks to Chloe and Jamal.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: So they're all talking.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: And the talking head, Brittany, goes, the 90-day people could
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: be kind of insane. And at first I was like,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: why is this little girl here? Did y'all check her ID?
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: So Rosamund walks in and he says, I'm shy and
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I don't normally talk to girls and I'm kind of intimidated.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: But he meets Erica and she seems into him. And
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: she's like, he's cute. His body is amazing. He has
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: intriguing eyes.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: So I think that the people, the other.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Singles, everybody like Razvan, Brittany, Kara, they're getting this like
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: walking in alone shot. And they were probably the singles like,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: y'all all go at six. And then probably between 630
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: and 730, they were doing these single shots.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: And so they were probably like, if they didn't know.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: They're the important ones.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: If they didn't know, they asked around and they figured
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: it out, right?
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You can tell who's trying to become a key player. Brian, Erica.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Erica.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: And there's one other girl. Can't remember her name.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Landon, who walks Chloe to her room.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Iris. Yes.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Landon, Iris. And we'll get to her.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We'll figure it out as we go. Again, don't
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: have pictures. Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Because I was on the train, I didn't want to
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: take pictures of my computer with my phone because the
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: guy next to me, I felt, was already judging me.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: So now we get this big lead up.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: This is my job, I swear.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm taking notes and I'm saying like,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: she said she doesn't give a fuck. I'm typing bad words.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: It's my job. We get this big lead up to
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Emma walking in as if like, Cher was walking in.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: They make the biggest deal of it. They like cut
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: to commercial. They make the biggest deal of it. So
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Jamal's like, ooh, to the group. This one's trouble. She
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: hooked up with my best friend. And in the talking head,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, Emma's hot. She can really attract people
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: to her.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I'm fucked. I got to stay away from her, but
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I'm a weak man. And again, we say, her? We
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: don't get it. We don't get it.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Is it the fake?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I get the attraction to Kara.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Everything about Emma's face is fake, like looks plastic. And
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: she's so young and was probably so naturally pretty because.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: We've seen her twin sister.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I think it's so.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Much makeup and contouring. And the baby voice. And the
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: baby voice. And the wig.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: It's just odd.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Cute.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Cute.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. That's cute.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: And my little baby.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: So the talking head Emma says, my perfect man is tall. Sexy, honest, loyal,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: a good kisser, good in bed, doesn't have kids, doesn't
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: have a lot of ex-girlfriends. I don't think that's a
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: lot to ask. And I need help finding love because
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: whenever I find a boy that I like, it goes
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: downhill so fast.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I'm just a hopeless romantic.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: And I know on one date, after one date, I know,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: do I want to be with him forever?
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Is that a red flag?
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: And then I said we see her love story with
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: what's his name because I forgot his name.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Zia.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a red flag.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: She has never once stopped to say what is someone
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: looking for in a partner in me? And do I
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: possess those good qualities?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: She just thinks being cute is enough.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Is enough. Yeah.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: So then she meets.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Everyone and she's doing the hair and she goes, oh
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: my God, everyone is so cute.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And Jamal walks up. She was like, hey, boo,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: you look cute. We match.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Now we see Steven walking up. Steven's 28. He's from Queens,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: New York. He says, I don't know how to flirt.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: The last time I did it, I was 19. You know,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I got two kids. You know, I was 19 when
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I fell in love and had a son and I
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: had to be a father before I knew how to
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: be a man. And I fucked it all up. I
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: was selfish and I was an asshole. And we see
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: him being awful to Olga, who I guess they did
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: on Diaries, but she appears to be breastfeeding what appears
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: to be like a 12-year-old.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Like, what are we doing?
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: No.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Who was she breastfeeding? Their little girl?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: A little girl who, like, walked up and pulled her
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: shirt down and she laid her across and.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Got on her boob.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Like, the girl was like, I would like milk. And
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: she goes, over here. And she goes, Mom, move your shirt.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: No.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Their little girl is quite young. She is still young.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's maybe... She could be like three, but
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: she was walking and talking. She was.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Well, she's from, she's from Russia and there maybe you
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: breastfeed longer because you're poor.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Well, until you go to kindergarten. I mean, that's going
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: to be awkward.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: But that's the first thing.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: It's like the two of them talking and the child
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: walks up and like pulls her shirt and lays on
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: her lap.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: I once saw a special about that, about like women
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: who breastfed way too long. But like in their cultures,
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: it was normal. But some of them were in America
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: and they got a lot of pushback. But I'll never
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: forget there was one kid who was nine. And I
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: think he was nine and he like would come home
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: from school. And they filmed him. It was a documentary.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: And he would be like, mommy, I want num-nums. And
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: like climbed on his lap and went to town. And
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: it was like the other kids at school were having
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: like snack time and he just wanted like his breast
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: milk time.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: So it was super awk.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: So he says he's been single for two years, and
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: in those two years, he's only been on two dates.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: And so then he kind of looks around and goes.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Is this everybody? Like, these are my choices?
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I think he was just trying to make conversation, but
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: it didn't sound like a diss towards the girl he
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: asked it of.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: And he asked for a very odd tattooing across his
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: chest that I'd never noticed before, but maybe that's new.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel... I don't... I think... I didn't feel
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: like he had that before.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: I don't feel like he did either, but they do
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: look like tattoos you would get when you were very
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: dumb and young and didn't know what they meant.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: And perhaps later they mean something super problematic. Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I think we're going to find that out about Andy
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Jane's guy next week.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: No.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: On Reddit, I found out that it's a very common
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: tattoo in Australia. And it is not meant.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: To be racist, although... people in Australia are very racist.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: The person in the post was from Australia and explained
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: the meaning of the tattoo and that it's very common
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: amongst like drunken young guys in their early 20s get
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: it and then later regret it.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: So... Okay.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: But what our podcast chat pulled up was that it
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: did mean something to do with like a racist group.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, that it could mean that, but... I even screenshotted it.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: We'll talk about it on the next episode of that show.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: We'll talk about it when we talk about them.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: But I saved the article. Yeah.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, good.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: All right. Share it with the group so we can
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: make our judgments.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Okay. Okay.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: So now we see Michael of Michael and Angela. Michael
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: is 38. Can you believe Michael is 38?
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I'm surprised he doesn't look worse because I would feel
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: like Angela would just suck the life out of you
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: as a mentor with that cigarette breath.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Cigarettes, sure. It looks like something else.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Whatever. Smoking breath.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: He's 38.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: He's from Nigeria. And he says, I dropped off the
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: face of the earth for two years, but now I
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: am free.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: He was in hiding. Let's be real.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: He was in hiding. Yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: He was in WITSEC.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: He says, I work out now. Um, and my body
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: is pretty good, but I don't ever want to be skinny.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I still like to have a butt. And he says, uh,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: if I can survive eight years with Angela, I know
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I can do this.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Um, we get some terrible clips of them.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: And he says one day he just picked up his
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: backpack and his documents and left the house.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: And he said, it was like in the dead of night.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: He escaped, he escaped.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Um, He now lives in Houston. And as of a
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, he's officially divorced. And he says
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: he wants to find his true love, but he prays
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: for a big butt and big boobs.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Amen. Okay.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: And really, if you were dating him, you would have
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: nothing ever to feel self-conscious about because he found Angela acceptable. Yes.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: He found her.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: We're all doing better than her.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: So Jamal sees Michael walk up. And of course, because
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Jamal knows everybody's.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, shit.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Woo, Michael, free at last, free at last.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: And we found out Brittany and Michael are friends in Houston,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: even though she said she's from Chicago.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: I feel like she's from Houston, but she was definitely
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: modeling in Miami. Right.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: But why does her chyron say Chicago?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. No, I don't understand that.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: So she says, Michael and I are really good friends.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: He knows everything about me. But the messy part of
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: me thinks he looks good. And in the talking head,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Michael says, we're just friends. But she doesn't know. I
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: have a huge crush on her. She's got the big boobs.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: And I'm a boobs man.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: In case you didn't know. We know. We know.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, we remember.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: So now the three dating coaches arrive and welcome everyone.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: And it's Tanya and Brandon are the dating coaches. And
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Amanda is their events coordinator. If it's anything like last
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Hunt for Love, they do nothing.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: No. Nothing.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: So she tells them they need to give the necklace
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: to somebody that they're interested in.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: And Emma goes, I have a question.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: If somebody gives me a necklace, can I give my
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: necklace to somebody else? And she goes, yeah, if somebody
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: gives you a necklace, you can give it to somebody else.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: She's like, but then like, what if I get four necklaces?
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: And then I can give like four to somebody else.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Or like, if somebody gave me one, then what if
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I gave that one? They're like, it's not question time.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Little girl.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: So Chloe goes, oh God, I hate this. I hate
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: talking to men first. Men usually just come to me
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, or go away.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Like, ugh. So Kara talks to some guy.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: His name is Matt. He's 31 from Salt Lake City.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: And she's like, talking about having money and she's like, yeah,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's great if you can have money and
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: also do what you love. Would you like to know
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: what I do for a living? Do you need a
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: pocket P word? I've got, I've got 12 in my room. Um,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: and she's handing them out in goodie bags. She says,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: this is, uh, this guy's name is Matt. He's 31
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: from Salt Lake city. And she was like, he's cute.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: He's not my type at all. He's giving like surfer bro.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, try something new, Kara.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. 31 age appropriate.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: So, Kara sees a guy in a purple shirt across
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: the room named JT. and Emma is talking to him.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: So Kara goes, I don't know. I'm just like, I
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: just feel drawn to him. Like, Emma's talking to him. Like,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: what if she gets him first? So she goes over
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: and gives him her necklace and was like, even though
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: we haven't met, I love your energy. I love your vibe.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I love your style. I find you super attractive. And
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: he's like, okay, thanks. That's really nice.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: And Emma's like- That was bold. I didn't like it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I didn't like it.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: And he says he's 27. And she's like, ooh. And
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: she goes, he might be in a very different part
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: of his life. I'm divorcing somebody that age. So maybe
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I fucked up by approaching him.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, girl. Too impressive.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: You should have learned someone's name and age before you
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: gave them a necklace because they were hot.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Right. Don't worry about Emma.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Not that you're– the necklaces don't, as we'll get to,
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: mean nothing. It's not like you're chained to that person forever.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: This is a marriage necklace.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Right. And then that's it. It's like love is black.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: So, okay, Brittany and Michael talk. And she's like, oh,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I like that girl over there.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: And he goes, do you know if she likes women?
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: And she goes, I don't know.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: She tells us she identifies as bisexual. So she's looking
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: over at this one particular girl, and it's Erica.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: So she goes up and talks to Erica, who is
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: 33 from Atlanta, and gives Erica the necklace.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: And everybody's like, what are you doing? Like, Erica likes guys. Like,
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? But, I mean, talking to Erica goes,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I was kind of confused.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Normally, I would let somebody know if this happened that
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not into women.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: But I'm feeling intrigued. Look at her. Look at her. Okay. Interesting.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Also, airtime. More airtime. Yes.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I can pretend that I'm gay for this show.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: No.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: That I'm interested.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: So Michael talks to a.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Girl named Iris and she says, how old are you?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: He says, he's 38. She is 29 from San Antonio.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: He's from Houston. She's from San Antonio.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know how close they are, but they're both
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: in Texas. He goes, oh, I'm older. I'm 38. And
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: she goes, that's fine. I like to date older guys.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: And he goes, she says, older is better. And he goes, no,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: like how old?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: And she goes, my ex is 57.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, Why are you telling that? Don't tell
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: people that. You sound like a gold digger.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Because she wants to get cast on Agent Appropriate next.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Great point.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: And he goes, wow, 57. She goes, I know your
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: ex was older. Don't judge me. And I was like, okay.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: So they did get information about these people.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: So in the talking head, Michael says, I considered giving
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: my necklace to Brittany. But we're friends, and we're really
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: here to get to know other people. And I like Iris.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: She's beautiful, but she likes old men. But I'm not
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: that old. I don't need Viagra yet. My marriage age
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: difference was 22 years, and I'll never do that again.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, good. Yeah.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Well, this would be the opposite direction.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Right. Right. But the benefit of dating an older guy
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: is like an older, established, wealthier man who has established himself.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Michael is like a newborn babe in this country, basically,
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: because he was kept under lock and key from Angela.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Does he have a job? We don't even know.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: We don't know. I'm hoping. I'm assuming.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he has to find a way to support himself.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Erica gives her necklace.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: To Rosbyn and she's like, I'm going to give you
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: my necklace. She's got major vocal fry. Erica does.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: You're so badly talking about women's voices because it doesn't
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: feel good when people do it to us.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: However, this is like an, I feels like a choice.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: It feels like a choice.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you have vocal fry, it feels like a choice.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, some people maybe can't help it, but I
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: think you could really work on it and maybe help it.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, I lived in L.A. for 25 years, and
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: I don't talk like Emma.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think people that do it, they're like,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be like a Kardashian and say anything
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: with the end of the sentence where it goes up
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: like a question.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: It does feel intentional. It does.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: And the talking head, Rosven, says, I think Emma– Is
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: the one. But Erica gave me the necklace.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: The one.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: The one. You might be perfect for each other, actually.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Emma is looking for a husband on night one. And
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: he's saying the one. So there we go.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: So the talking head, Emma, says, I know Jamal because
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I was hooking up with Rob for a year. And
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I never looked at Jamal in that light. But the
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: last time we hung out, I thought, he's actually really
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: sexy and hotter than Rob.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, so she's just saying that. Well, it's just false.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: And she's also just saying that to turn it to Rob.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: I'm saying that as someone who despises Rob and thinks
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: he's a horrible person and hates women. He is objectively
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: hotter than Jamal. And Jamal, I find actually quite charming
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: and funny, especially when he's on pillow talk with his mom.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: He's very foolish on these dating shows and I think is...
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: not a nice guy portraying himself as a nice guy,
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: which is fucked up and diabolical, but I.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Still think Rob is hotter.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, objectively he's very attractive.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: So Chloe talks to Emma and Jamal and they're looking
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: around and Chloe goes, that bald guy is giving corporate.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: And they're like- You.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Haven't seen his videos where he's in the shower. Yeah.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: They're like, he's on 90 Day Fiance. She's like, I
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: didn't even know. So in the talk tonight, Chloe says,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Emma and I follow each other on social media, but
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: we're very opposite. Chloe says, Emma is like very positive
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: and I'm not. And Emma is just like a hurricane
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: of drama. God, I hope we don't like the same guy.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Competing with Emma sounds like a terrible idea.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: On her behalf.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: So Jamal talks to Emma. And he goes, I don't
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: think I'm supposed to be talking to you.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: You're trouble.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: And she goes, I'm allowed to do what I want.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I'm single. And he goes, well, I got love from
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: my boy Rob. And she goes, do you want my necklace?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: And he goes, I don't think we should do that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: And she goes, take it off of me.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: And so he does. He takes the necklace off of her.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: And she goes, cute. And if you're thinking.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: At home, this sounds weird and rushed and strange. There's
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: so much more context later. Yes.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Yes. And it's good that they didn't give it to
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: us all at once.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Who's talking to Jamal says, I wish I didn't want it,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: but I do. And I know I shouldn't mess with
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: my buddy's last fling, but.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: God, look at her. And again, her? Like, we don't
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Also, is a.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Is fucking with someone for a year even casually considered
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: a fling?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: It's a friends with benefits for a year, and she
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: was hoping she could change Rob, which everybody does, and
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: it didn't happen. So in the talking head, Kara says,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: referring to Jamal, of all the people you're going to
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: go for, are you going to go for the girl
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: that your best friend dated?
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Oof.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: And Emma, she seems like that crazy ex-girlfriend type, like
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: key your car, bust your.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Windows, that kind of girl.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: She does.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Spot on.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Talking Head Emma says, Rob had so many chances with me,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: and I feel no shame or guilt for going for Jamal.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: You know, I want to find somebody to love me
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: back like I deserve. Yeah, we know. We've seen it.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: But it also sounds like you're going for Jamal to
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: piss off Rob or to make him jealous.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I never looked at him that way until I banged
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: him two nights ago. And then I thought, he's cute.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: So Rosvan gives Emma his necklace. And she goes, oh, cute.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Do you like me? And he goes, I do.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: And he goes, but I'm wondering, I have a question
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: for you. Why Jamal? She goes, oh, so you're like jealous?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: So Kara and Jamal talk. And Kara says, really? She says,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: you're going to dip dick into somebody who's been with Robb?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's not wrong. She's not wrong.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Was that phrase used and I missed it?
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Dip.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Dick.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, dip. I don't think she said dip shit.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: I think she said dip dick.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Dip dick into someone who's been with Robb. And he goes, oh, man.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: And Kara goes, do you like her? Like, you like
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: her for real, for real? And he goes, well, she
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: said she hadn't talked to Rob in a month. Like,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: she doesn't care about the Rob thing. And Kara goes, well,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: that speaks to her character a lot. And I got
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: to be honest, it speaks to yours, too.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: And this is part of why we like Kara is
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: how she calls out people right to their faces.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: But in a way that, like.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like funny, like your friend.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: It's kind of funny.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: It's like your friend, but you're not going to be
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: one of those friends who's like, I'll support you no
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: matter what.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: You're always right. That kind of friend. She's like, no,
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: I will tell you when you're making a fool of yourself. Yeah, totally.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: So the talking head, Jamal, says she's not wrong. And,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: you know, that's what a good friend does, calls you out.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: And so, God, now I'm second guessing it. And like,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if Emma is worth losing a friend over.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: And I might. Well, and you do. And I might
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: need to rethink this. Too late. So then we see.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Erica and Jamal are talking. And he says, I got
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: to go get my necklace back. I got to give
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: it to you, to Erica. And she goes, you're going
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: to go do that? And she goes, well, if you
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: do that, I'll go get mine back from Razvan.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Again, these necklaces do not mean you're betrothed.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: To someone.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Like, is it worth embarrassing someone and humiliating them by
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: taking your necklace back?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: So the two of them, Jamal and Erica, walk over
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: to Emma and Rosalyn and give them their necklaces back
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: and say that they're better suited for each other.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: And then the talking head, Emma, goes, I was like,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I'm a god. Like, I want to throw her off
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: a cliff. Like, bitch, who are you? Like, I want
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: you to kill them.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: My- Okay.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: And that's where my notes end. So I hope yours
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: pick up right there.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: It's like giving someone a friendship bracelet on the playground
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: and then being like, no, I don't think we're friends anymore.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: I'm going to take it back.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take it back. So....
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Basically, Emma is like, Jamal, that was so rude. And
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Erica tries to pull Jamal away. And Emma's like, we're talking.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: You don't even know him. And Jamal says, Emma, we
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: should talk later. And he walks away. And Emma says,
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to let him disrespect me over a
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: girl he hardly knows. And Rosamund says, why are you
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: starting a fight over him?
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: And it turns me off that you're acting this way.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: So now he's over her.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: So Chloe, meanwhile, and this dude are gossiping like the
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: whole time.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: And she's like, they need to grow up.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: And then she's like, but also it's really annoying that
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: everyone is getting a necklace before me.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: And I don't love that for me.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: And so she's like, there's Brian, a retired NFL player.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: And she's like, retired NFL player, don't knock it till
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: you've tried it. I guess she's saying like dating and
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: retired NFL player. And he says he thinks she's beautiful
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: and he gives her his necklace. But she's excited, but
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: she's also into the cowboy dorky dancer Landon because she
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: loves that. I love how cowboys say howdy and they
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: walk like this and she does an impression. And it
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: was she seems fascinated by cowboys. And she compliments Landon's hat.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: And she says, what is your type? And he says,
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: imagine like looking in a mirror. And she's like, yourself?
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: And she goes, no, no, you're funny.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: I meant like you're looking in a mirror and that's
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: my type. And then he gives her a necklace. So
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: now within five seconds, she has two necklaces.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she came here for.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yes.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: So then Emma walks up and sees that Chloe has
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: gotten two necklaces. And they're joking that she and Landon
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: and Brian are in a thruple. And that was kind
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: of funny because Brian is also kind of there. And
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: they don't seem like that jealous that they both gave
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Chloe a necklace.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: So they're all joking that they're in a thruple.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: They're understanding that they don't have to marry the person.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: But it's just fun to get to know people. It's
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: like an icebreaker party game. And then Jamal, they might have.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: To go on a date with the person later, but like,
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: So Jamal comes up to ask to talk to Emma
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: and he says, look, you were talking to Rosvin and
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: she's like, yeah.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: And you had that girl come and take my necklace back.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: And he says, it's day one. You're acting crazy. And
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: she says, no, I'm not. And proceeds to start crying.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: And walk off.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: Which is a great way to show everyone that you're
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: not crazy on night one.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: And Kara says, she's coming off as a psycho. And true.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: So, Rosvin follows Emma. You think to comfort her.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: But no, no. He says, just give me back my necklace. So,
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: now she's gotten.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: In the span of five minutes, Chloe's gotten two necklaces.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Emma's gotten two necklaces taken away from her. And he says,
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: you're just fake. Rosvin says that. And because he's mad
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: about the whole Jamal thing. And he says, I think
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: she was using Jamal to make me jealous.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: And I'm pissed off. So meanwhile, Emma cries. And she's like,
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: I've had two guys give me a necklace and take
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: them back.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: It's like every time this happens to me, nobody wants me.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm doing wrong. So much. You're
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: doing so much wrong. So Iris and Michael trade necklaces.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Michael. And I was so proud of him. They're kind
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: of like in friend zone, like kind of flirting, but
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: kind of friends. And I felt like it was a
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: little bit like it's almost lights off, lights up call time.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Like you don't have to go home, but you can't
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: stay here. And they were like, we need to get
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: rid of our necklaces. And we've been chatting and having
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: good rapport. So let's change exchange necklaces. So he is
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: into Iris and Oak. Stephen says, I thought Michael was
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: into more mature women, like with more wrinkles.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Stephen, come on.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: But Stephen is into Iris and very proud of him.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: He goes up and talks to her while Michael is
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: standing there and gives her his necklace. And Michael is like,
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: what the hell? Stephen's a snake. The game begins.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Okay. So, and again, Michael has survived living with Angela.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: So he's probably learned a lot about deceit, treachery, manipulation, gaslighting, violence,
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: meth strength, menopause strength, stuffing things in your bra strength. Yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Um, I was going to say hand-to-hand combat, yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: So meanwhile, Emma is still crying, and she goes to
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: get a hug from Chloe, who is being very nice
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: to her, but is, I feel like, going to regret
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: this sort of friendship with Emma, because it's that sort
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: of friendship, because it's only an online friendship so far,
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: and now she's seeing the drama unfold night one, in person.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: And now you're sort of saddled with this girl who
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: now everyone thinks is your best friend.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: And that could be a mistake.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: So Chloe does think that the guys taking their necklaces
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: back was super slimy, which it was. It was super
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: tacky and horrible. And she goes, I mean, Jamal's cute,
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: but he's not Timothee Chalamet.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: So true. Why is he acting like that?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if Timothee Chalamet is our barometer,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: but I know apparently maybe for that age, it is
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: skinny French guys, I guess.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: So, I mean, I do love a skinny pale guy.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: So the coaches explain, because there seems to be some
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: confusion that the necklaces don't guarantee anything.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: You aren't committed to marry this person.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: And Emma goes, what does it mean when two guys
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: give you necklaces and then take them back?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She's so crazy.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: In front of everyone, she asked the coaches this and
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: the coaches go, well, how do you feel about that?
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: And she says, I don't know yet. And the coaches say,
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: maybe they don't know either. Maybe they're confused too.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: By your hair.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe the necklaces were a bad idea.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe this whole thing, maybe there's a reason we
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: didn't do this in season one. So the coach says
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: she's happy to hear what happened with the necklaces, though,
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: not because it makes good TV and it embarrassed Emma,
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: but because it means that people are taking the necklaces
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: seriously and that the fact that people took them back
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, they're putting a lot of thought into this.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Too much.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Too much.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: She says this, perhaps they're taking it even more seriously
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: than was anticipated by us, the coaches who.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Came up with this dumb game.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: So Brian tells Emma, you're okay because men love a
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: broken bird and she's been crying. Yes. she's upset and
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Brian seems to be one of those guys. So he
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: likes her already. So Michael walks Iris back to her room.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: The night is dwindling down and he tells her he
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: just got divorced and she thinks that's a little scary that.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: It's been so soon.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: But she doesn't realize he's like been in hiding for
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: several years.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Two years.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: To get over Angela. So it's not like he's just
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: out of a relationship. So she thinks it's a little scary.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: And he says, I like you.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: But he feels like she's like might be friend zoning him.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: So she's like. So he says, don't worry.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: We can keep our options open because he doesn't want
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: to scare her off because she just said that's kind
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: of scary that.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: You just got out of a divorce.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: And so she tells us, I thought he was cute,
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: but it sounds like he's keeping his options open. So
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: it's like classic miscommunication that they're having. So she hugs
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: him goodnight. He asks for a peck. And she says,
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: maybe later you want to keep your options open. And
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: she says, it'll be worth waiting for. Bye.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: And she closes the door in his face.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: And he says, it's embarrassing getting shot down. Even more
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: embarrassing than having sex with Angela on TV. So I
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: know embarrassing. And having her rip apart my car in
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: the middle of my small village.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Bare hands.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Bare hands. Ripped apart a car. Bare hands. Menopause strength.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: So he says... being single is tough. It's a job.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: But so is being married to Angela. So he'll figure
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: it out.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: So Landon walks Chloe back. Landon's the cowboy. And they're
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: talking about critters. He's like, oh, you don't like critters?
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: And she says, I hate that word. That's on my phone,
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: on my list of ick things. She has an actual
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: list on her phone of ick things, which are- And
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: the word critters is on there? How many times have
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: you encountered critters that it would wind up on your list?
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: You live in Boston.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: The people would say that word that you would be like, okay,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: that word's on my list.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah. So on the list are posting selfies.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I kind of agree, but it is of her generation
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: to post selfies. Like she is extremely young. She should
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: be into that, but I love and respect that she's not.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Ordering cute coffees. Disgusting. She would hate me and my Frappuccino's.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: But no, for a man, she thinks it's not cute
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: for a man to be like, I need a skinny
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: vanilla latte.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: That's why, because she likes cowboys who order like black
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: coffee or something.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Or pirates, yeah. Yawning, no. She would hate Mary Payne.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Weird suitcases.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: She thinks you should have a masculine appropriate suitcase.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: So like no weird flowery color or a pattern or something.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Or like a gym bag or one janky wheel.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Weird suitcases. A nasty debit card.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Is it just because it's been used so much that
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: it looks not fresh?
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, like it's scratched up or still
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: has the sticker on it. Called 1-800? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: A weird water jug at the gym.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Like you're working out and you have a girlfriend's like
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: water bottle that's pink or something.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: No. Two in one soaps. Posting mob quotes. And the
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: producer goes, well, like Scarface. And she's like, yes, I
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: hate that.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Hilarious.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Which is very funny because that's like a college guy
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: thing to have like those posters up in your dorm
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: room of Scarface or something dumb like The Godfather.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: But they've seen the movie once.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: I knew way too many guys who had Scarface posters.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: In their room. Okay, no. I never knew anybody that
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: had that. Just like the dead posters.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: So Landon asked to kiss her on the cheek at
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: her room. And it's very cute. And I thought it
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: was going well, but to her, it went horribly. She goes, okay,
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: which side do you want to like kiss my left
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: cheek or my right cheek?
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: And he says left.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: And he goes for her cheek, which is her right
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: cheek because it's his left.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: And she goes, you don't know your left from your right.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: And she says, now I have another ick to add
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: to my list. Doesn't know left from right. And she says,
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: I just don't want to, she tells us, I just
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: don't want to put things aside that would bother me
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: long term. Like someone not knowing their left from their right. Again,
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: it was inverted for him. He's not an aerobics instructor
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: that can't perform perfectly.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: In the mirror, backwards.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Everything in the mirror.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's going to have to get over all that,
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: but she's 24, so yeah.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I do find her very funny. I do too.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Hilarious.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: I think she's hilarious.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: So we're seeing everyone's spy cameras in their room, and
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: they're puttering around and talking to themselves, and it's dark
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: out in the middle of the night. Jamal calls Emma
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: and says, like, everyone's asking why you're so upset. Well,
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: two guys took their necklaces back. So she says, well,
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: you came up to me with that girl and you were.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Trying to push my buttons. And I don't know how I.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: Feel about you because the Rob situation is messy. And
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: he says, I think we need to explore other options here.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: So like tomorrow, I think we need to just like
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: talk to other people. And.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: She tells us, I.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Saw so much potential in Jamal ever since I saw
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: him two hours ago and never thought about him this way.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: But then I did.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: And this always happens to me. And I just want
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: love so bad. You want it too bad, girl. That's
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: the problem. You read as desperado. So stop. So the
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: next morning, Emma and Chloe are together in the kitchen.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: And it was unclear if they're all staying together or
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: if they are sharing a kitchen. Unsure. But Chloe is
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: going to cook eggs and freaks out about the gas stove,
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: which is a callback. Because remember, she freaked out about
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: the stove at Johnny's place. And Emma goes, I think
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: this is how you do it. I feel like seen
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: it in the movies.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: She says no.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's the problem.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: I've like seen it in the movies.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: You do it and you click it and it's supposed
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: to eventually catch and pop on. But I think with
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: like Johnny's stove, like you would do it and click
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: it and you had to almost like stick a match.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Light it with a match.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: And it is scary. It is scary.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is a callback.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: This is supposed to start by itself. But Emma saying
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: that she only knows how to do it because she's
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: seen it in the movies was pretty funny. And then
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: so Emma goes outside and Brian is there with two
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: other people.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: And she's like, can you help us?
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry to be annoying, but we need a
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: man's help. Because I'm just a little girl. I need
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: a big, strong man to help me. She literally says,
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: we need a man's help. Um, so Richie is one
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: of the other people there and he's like, how do
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: they not know how to do that?
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: They don't know.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: And Haley is the girl and she goes, is that
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: real or not? Are they just faking? Does she like Brian?
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: Are they stupid?
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Are they trying to, yeah. Are they being, are
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: they actually the stupid or are they trying to get
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Brian's attention? Is she trying to make Jamal gels with Brian?
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: So they start spying through the window and watch what's
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: happening in the kitchen. But it turns out the stove
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: is actually broken. Or according to Brian, it does not work.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: And Chloe says, maybe I could stand the socks and
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: sandals that Brian is wearing because he has muscles and
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: he's trying to help in the kitchen.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: So I could get past that.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: And she's like, that's growth. Good for you.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: He probably maybe knows his right from his left because
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: of the football plays. So Emma says she's going to
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: cook the eggs in the microwave. And her nails are so.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: long. She's like this.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: I can't crack the nail. I'm gonna, the egg, like
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: the shell. These long nails that are like Nutella nails.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: And it's just, there's shell getting in the egg and
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: they're all just laughing. And she's like, Brian says, how
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: long are you going to cook them in the microwave?
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: She goes, I'm going to guess like three minutes. So
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: She cooks them, and they actually cook, but they are gross, apparently.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: That's not how you cook eggs in the microwave, but okay.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: But you can't cook them in the microwave.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: They're just cooked in a bowl.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: But you have to whip them, and you've got to
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: put some milk in there.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, water or something.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Something.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: So Brian says he likes both Chloe and Emma, but
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: he can't believe they don't know how to cook. And
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: he's a big boy with big muscles, so he's going
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: to need someone to know how to cook eggs. Or
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: maybe he already knows, and that's why he knows that
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: the stove is broken.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Chloe knows.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: How?
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: She said she's a 9 out of 10 now with
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: her cooking, but the stove didn't work.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: It's not her fault.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So, um, Chloe tells, um, Emma that Landon kissed
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: her on the cheek and, and Emma's like, oh my God,
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: that's a cure. That's so romantic. And Chloe goes, I'm
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: going to be sick. It's disgusting. And, and Emma's like,
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: I would love that. No guy has ever walked me
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: to my door before.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck are you? Have you been dating? Well,
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: first of all, she dates guys.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: That live in other countries.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: She still has a hotel door.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: But she's usually sleeping with them.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: She goes to where they are.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: She goes to Rob's garage apartment or.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Wherever he lives.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: How has she never had a guy walk her to
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: her door, ever, in all the dating she does?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Because they slow the car down and push her out.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: That's a terrible thing to say.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: So that's just sad. Like raise your standards, ladies.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: So, um, so no guys ever walked me into my
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: door and Chloe says, I can't even stomach this being courted.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: Like we're in poodle skirts.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: So I out with the cowboy and in with the
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: retired NFL player.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Cause she thought it was disgusting that, That he walked
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: into her door and tried to kiss her on the cheek.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Well, I think she just wished that he would have
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: just leaned in and kissed her on the cheek.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah i think she doesn't like any sort of sweet
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: romantic 50s style romance holding hands gross yeah let's get
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: drunk at a bar and bang it out bang it
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: out yeah So everyone goes to this workshop the next
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: day focused or half the people go focused on second impressions,
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: which is like how to fix a horrible first impression.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: And Brittany goes up first. She calls up Ray and
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: Steven and sorry, Rosvin.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: It's auto-corrected. And Steven Ray. And he sounds hot.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: And so she thinks she gave away her necklace, possibly
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: to a straight girl, and she had no patience. And
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: so she wants to try again. So she thinks Roz
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: has muscles and Stephen has a mysterious energy.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: I didn't go that far. He does brood.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: He does seem like he broods a lot. But that
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: doesn't necessarily mean good, mysterious. That could just mean boring
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: or angry.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: So she pretends to grab Stephen. They're like, act like
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: what you would do in a bar. She grabs him
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: and they start dancing, like fast dancing.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: And it's awkward.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we can't hear the music. There's no music.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: It's just they're doing a role play and it doesn't work.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: And Stephen's embarrassed.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: And Rosvin says what he would do if they were
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: at a bar, he would lean in way too close,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: uncomfortably close to her, look into her eyes, and then
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: ask her to slow dance. And then they start grinding
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: it out on the dance floor inside. That they're doing
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: in front of the whole class.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: As a role play. And Steven is standing off to
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: the side. Third wheeling it.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: He can't handle Brittany. In the sim chair. No he
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: could never. And he's like they're being so romantic. My
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: flirting skills are like a two. And Jamal even goes.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: Steven you might want to sit down dog.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: You might want to take your seat again. And so
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Chloe says. I feel like they're about to have sex.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: In front of us. This is awkward. I feel like
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Rosvin would be so boring in sex. Like, I wouldn't
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: even want to watch. Brittany, she would do her thing.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: I would watch that.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: She's right.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: So, Rosvin.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: likes Brittany, but he also likes Emma still for some reason,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: even though he called her fake and asked for her,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: his necklace back, the necklace back.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: So Chloe says the, at the tells the, like the
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: workshop group, I've been told that I give off mean
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: girl vibes and we see this flashback and Roslyn says, yeah,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: I got that. I, we were talking last night. And, um,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: so we see this flashback of them at the first
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: night and, um, she tells him that her Zodiac sign
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: is Gemini. And she's like, I think that means I'm
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: two face, which I am. And he didn't like that. So, um,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: Rosvin says you're smart and beautiful, but you're bitchy. And,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: and everyone's like, oh, and she's like, I am bitchy.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: And he's like, yeah, your face is bitchy. And, um,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: it looks like she could cut you. And which is funny.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Cause I don't feel like she really has a RBF
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: that strong. I don't either.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: I think she comes across as like a little cheerleader,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: So everyone is laughing and Haley stands up for her
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: and says, I think she's just witty and funny and
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: that can come across as bitchy, but she's just being sarcastic.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: And Chloe says, has to get up and try to
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: make a second connection with someone.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: And so she says she likes a challenge.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: So she picks Rosvin, even though she's mad because he
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: said bitchy. So they start arguing about if she's bitchy
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: because of her face and body language. And he asks,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: what did your last boyfriend think about you? And she says,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: he thought I was insane. And he goes, but did
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: he think you were mean? And she says, yes. And
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: he goes, there you go. So we're taking the boyfriend
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: that you know nothing about.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: We're taking his word for it.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: Right. She's like, let me tell you a life story.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: I don't care if you're interested or not.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Sit back.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you. I moved to an island
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: to be with a pirate who was a serial cheater.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: And that's why I'm insane. And he drove me to me.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: And so he and he goes, she goes, and actually
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: you're kind of dressed like a pirate right now with
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: what you're wearing because he has like a headscarf on
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: and he laughs. He thinks it's funny. And everyone's like, oh,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: you got a laugh out of him. You did make
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: a good second impression. And so they hug it out.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: And she's like, I would never date Rosvin. But it
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: was actually a good, successful workshop because I made him laugh.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: And I taught everyone that I might just look bitchy,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: but I'm not.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: And it was a good stepping stool for me.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: She's used to being on stepping stools because she's 4'11. Exactly.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: So the coach asked who had an unfavorable first impression
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: of Jamal. Chloe raises her hand. He asked for a
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: second impression to try with Erica. And he says, I
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: feel like I made a bad impression with you because
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: I put you in an uncomfortable situation with Wiggy over there.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: And she's at the pool. But that's not who I am.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: I am impulsive and I need to be more mindful
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: of people. And I'm actually a really nice guy. And
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: I really care about my family. And I took care
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: of my grandma until she died. And I moved to
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: take care of my mom. And I just want to
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: be a better person, be a better lover. Hate that.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: When he said that, I was like, lover? Don't say lover.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: Also, again, I feel like he leaves the wake of
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: disappointed or angry girls in his life. wake and it's
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: a wake of wakes and but he still thinks he's
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: a good guy and like that pissed me off he's
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: this new breed of guys that like acts like such
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: a nice sensitive guy and he might be like with
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: his mom and his family but he doesn't treat maybe
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: women that way so.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Well we'll see we'll see how this goes but I'm.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Still mad about how he talked to Tim yes he
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: told Tim he was a bad dad.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Right. I forgot about that.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: That wasn't cool.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: But I still really like Jamal. I'm rooting for him.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: I hope he does grow and change and frontal lobe
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: gets developed and he does become not an F-boy.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, he does eventually dump Rob as a friend,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: and that's a good thing.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: I think that was an upgrade. Great choice. Rob is
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: a woman-hating guy. douchebag.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: So I just wouldn't have chosen Emma to be the
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: getaway car that I would have chosen.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: To get away from Rob and the bad boys.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't join back to the bad boys
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: since we think he and Emma have broken up. I
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: hope that he doesn't rejoin the bad boys.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: So Erica, I mean, the lure of not having to
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: get a real job because you're doing a world tour
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: might be too much to turn down. True. Yeah.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: So Emma says, or sorry, Erica says.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: You know, you never know what someone's going on, has
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: going on in their life. Like, I didn't know that
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: your grandma died several years ago and you're crying over
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: it now.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: And that excuses your behavior last night. Totally.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: And but the coach is like, yeah, that's true. You
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: never know what someone has going on. But also, if
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: you don't share what's going on, people might get the
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: wrong impression of you.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: So it's good that you opened up. So Jamal is like.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just weird and goofy. And then she's like,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: I'm weird too. And like, he really likes her and
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: his instincts are telling him to stay away from Emma.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: And he's going to ignore those instincts probably next week.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: So yeah.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: And two days ago.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: So there's also this pool party that you could have
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: gone to instead of the workshop. Kara chose to stare
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: at boys in bathing suits because it's the second day
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: and it's too soon for a workshop. So Emma starts
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: talking to Brian. He's being nice to her because she's
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: the broken bird. And she thinks he's cute but short.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: She's also like 4'11, so I don't know what the
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: hell she's talking about.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Exactly. And I doubt he's that short if he was
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: in the NFL.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I think we looked him up in his 5'11. The
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: podcast chat looked him up.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: He's 5'11.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: So he's almost six feet tall. So he's in the NFL,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: so he's doing fine.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So she's trying to move on from Jamal, who
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: she's suddenly instantly in love with, but.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Her heart is- Move on from Jamal.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: Move on from Jamal.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: So they're talking about who they're fantasizing about. And before
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: Emma can answer, Kara is like kind of being a
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: mean girl, I have to say it, because she's whispering
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: about Emma right next to Emma in earshot of Emma.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: And she's like, fantasizing about she that girl's already crashed
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: out she should and we already know who she's fantasizing
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: about she's already crashed out and so emma pulls cara
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: over for a chat and calls her cara.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Can i pull you for a chat i was like
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: okay now we're on love island or we're on the
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: real housewives or.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: A bachelor yeah can i um can.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: I steal you for a minute cara can i steal
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: you for a minute cara um I was just like,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: I don't think Kara likes me. But in her talking head,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: she says Kara. Yeah.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: So she did it on purpose, I think.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: So Emma says, look, I know I was crazy last night.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: And Kara says, yeah, crying on the first night was crazy.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: And Emma says, well, there's more to it than that.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: I had told Rob that in secret that I was
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: coming here and he told me in secret that Jamal
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: was coming here. And then Jamal and I talked about
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: how we were both coming here and we were both
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: coming on the same night.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: So we should get a drink. And then we got
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: really drunk and we hooked up two days ago.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Here. So Kara.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: So they banged.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: So they banged. That means banged, right?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: So, yes.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: So Kara, she thought this would like endear herself to
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: Kara and make Kara understand why she flipped out so
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: much because they had had sex. And that's why she
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: had to flip out over Jamal. which it does.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: But to Kara, she's like, so you hooked up with
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: his boy. Cause I'm to the streets. You hooked up
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: with his boy and him. That's not very thoughtful.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: Cause she switches from street to English professor.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: That's not very thoughtful of you.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: So cause Kara for her, all that she does is
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: very like, doesn't like that sort of two timing thing.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Like, We've seen it before. She thinks it's super gross.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: And she had said to Jamal, it's gross that she
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: is going after you and it's gross for you to
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: go after her. Yeah.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: Shows a lot about both of your characters.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: And so she tells Emma, like, that's not very thoughtful,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: but Emma rolls right past it.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: And she's like, I had, it's such a good night.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: And I had every, I loved every second of it.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: And she's telling us, look, we, they did it.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: She enjoyed every second of it. We don't know. Okay.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: And, um, Jamal is falling for me and he doesn't
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: even know it yet.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: He's mine, bitches.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: And we keep cutting back to Jamal and Erica flirting
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: at the workshop. Um, so setting up a real love
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: triangle there. Um, yeah, Jamal, that is so fucked up. Um,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: and stupid, just it's stupid. And, um, Emma, we probably
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: would have expected this from you because you are stupid.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: But you have to think, like, Jamal knows that Rob
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: has been just sleeping with this girl, not dating her.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: He probably never bought her a dinner. And Jamal's like,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: my buddy is just using and abusing this girl. Probably
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: talking crap about her because we know how Rob talks
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: about women.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, she's crazy.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: And maybe Jamal always kind of thought, he wasn't respecting her,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: but like you've spent enough time around Emma because of Rob,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: you probably would have gotten to know her personality.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: And what about that made you drew you in?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: They, they date on this show.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Now we don't know how it's going to, how it's
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: going to evolve into where we are now, but it's,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: it's wild to me that they've got this whole, all
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: these women and all these things that he's going to
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: date her.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: He's just so well, he's way stupider than I thought
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: he was. But he's so like he's smart and funny.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: At least that's how he appears to be. And he
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: dated Veronica, who is very smart and funny and has
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: like built up a career for herself and is a
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: mom and all of that, like dated her maybe just
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: to get on the show. It's been whatever. But like
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: he seemed to like her.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: We don't know.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: And now you're going like to Emma, who's like so
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: vapid and so annoying.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: And from what.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I'd like to know, like what, who hurt you? Like what, what,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: how did you have going? What made you into this.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: Like blow up doll persona that like, how did you?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: and is that what you think guys like, but that's
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: the kind of guy you're attracting is guys who like
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: that sort of thing. And we, again, we've seen your
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: sister and she's not like that. And she thinks you're
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: dumb as shit because we saw her say that you're
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: dumb as shit. And like you make horrible decisions and
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: you're too desperate for love and less and you don't
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: respect yourself and you sleep with guys way too fast
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: and like all of this stuff.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: Um, So, yeah, I just don't.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: What happened, Emma? What happened to make you this way?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: But Jamal has said he likes a fixer-upper. He does.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: He thinks he wants to save a girl. He's Captain Save-A-Ho. Yes,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: And he thinks she's been abused by Rob because he
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: treated her like dirt, which he probably did. But she
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: stood for it for a long time after saying she
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: would never again stand for such a thing. after what's
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: his face in and what's his face and what those two,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: both what's his faces.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: Who were way too ugly to be treating her like that.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: Abandoning her in the middle of the desert.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Never forget. Hello, man, the desert. Well, this is going
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: to be a good season. Now they have a new
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: show called sheet talk. Between the sheet talking? I don't know,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: but we're not going to talk about it.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: Plus, it's listed as pillow talk, but then it says
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: like colon sheet talking.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: But when you click on it, it is only last season.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: You can't get it.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: You can't get it. This was a big topic of
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: conversation in the Facebook group. This is what they did.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: It'll be on my DVR.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: In fact, if I had thought ahead, I would have
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: logged into my Sling TV on my computer and watched
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: it because I can log into my DVR.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, how was it?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: And Emily of Emily and Kobe texted me and asked
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: me how I liked it.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: I go, honestly, I don't like it. I like either
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: just pillow talk or do between the sheets. But this is,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: so it's like Emily and.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Kobe and then Chloe's there. So it's like Robert and Annie,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: but then like Jamal is there.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: But was that just for this first episode, like a
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: watch party type thing? No.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: In the future?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: No. It was this set.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: And so it would be like Emily and Kobe watching
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: a scene with Jamal. And then Robert and Annie watching
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: a scene with Khloe. And then Robert and Annie watching
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: a scene with Kara. And then like Emily and Kobe
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: watching a scene with Kara. Like it was just very much.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Like all over the place. I don't feel like they're going.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: To be as able to be as mean as they
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: could be with the person sitting right there.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: Because they were asking questions. They're like, no, wait a minute, girl. Da-da-da-da-da.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: You know? And they were... Yeah.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: But it just made– I didn't like it. I don't
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: like the format of it. But anyway, it's hard to find.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Somebody did say they were able to get it on demand,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: which means probably they had to pay for it.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But TLC puts up the whole– like
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: they put up the.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Entire between the sheets for last resort after the season's over.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: They call it a vertical.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: But you can find it if you DVR it old
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: school cable style like I do.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Or you can.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Find it by on– on demand somebody told me they
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: were able to find it on demand like on their
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: tv i don't think you can get it like on
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: tlc go so either watch it or don't but starting
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: in two weeks we will talk about it because the
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: show will only be one hour but these first two
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: episodes are going to be two hours so even if
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: we watch it next week we're not going to talk
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: about it because it's too much too much too much
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: we're in new york city is late kimberly i get
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: to see you tomorrow i'm so excited I know.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: I'm so excited. And I got to go to bed, girl.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Me too. Me too, sister.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Everybody, make sure you're following us. Now, Kimberly, I have
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: had questions.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: About A Date with the Bake.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: I told people that I knew for sure it was
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: on YouTube, A Date with K & K on YouTube.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: I could not speak to where the audio was.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: The audio.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Podcast feed.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: I got to text somebody because somebody didn't put it
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: on the audio feed.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: So apologies.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: Footage not found.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Kimberly not in town.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: To do it.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: To do it. Or to remind somebody to do it.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: So we're going to get that sorted.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: But you can watch it on YouTube.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: You can still watch the first episode. Now, I don't
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: know if the second episode has been recorded. I was
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: not part of it. So, again, we'll find out.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: I did listen to A Date with Dateline this week
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: with Jake, and it was a great episode. They did
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: talk about Jimmy Buffett in the present, and I did
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: send Katie a note to say Jimmy Buffett has passed.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, they've gotten so many comments on Patreon already.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I told her. I said, I'm sure someone has
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: told you. She's like, no. But now I'm prepared for
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: the onslaught.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: People are going to come after you about the parrot heads.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: The parrot heads are a real thing.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: But I did listen. It was a great episode. And
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: I told her that they did a great job.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: That they were surviving.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: We need our editor, Adam, to actually serve as a
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: fact checker, too. Because he doesn't care if he puts
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: up reels that humiliate us and make us look dumb.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: Because it gets more engagement.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: I think that's a great idea for a segment. I
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: would like to look less dumb.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: I think that's a great idea for a segment that
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: you could, like, you kind of do, like, the rewind
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: at the end and you do your bloopers.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: You could do, like, a stamp fact check.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: Fact check.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: Fact check with Adam at the end.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Everybody, make sure your followings, please, on social media, PinkShadePod
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  Speaker 1: and at date, Dateline, and at a date with K
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  Speaker 1: & K.
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  Speaker 2: That's on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: And PinkShadeBunkies over on YouTube if you want to see
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  Speaker 1: us recording from dreary hotel rooms in New York City.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And get ready, guys, because starting this weekend, there'll be
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  Speaker 1: lots of fun LibreFest content. So that's why you want
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  Speaker 1: to be following us on social media. Instagram will probably
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  Speaker 1: be the best place.
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  Speaker 2: So please do that. And then I'm going to play
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  Speaker 2: the music and I'll see you right here next week. Okay, bye. Bye.