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Politicians be stupid and I love New Jack City · 12 Minutes of Nonsense

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SPEAKER_00: What up, y'all?
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SPEAKER_00: I hope everybody's doing good.
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SPEAKER_00: We back again for another episode of 12 minutes of nonsense, y'all.
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SPEAKER_00: Woo! How y'all doing?
0:11
SPEAKER_00: Y'all good?
0:12
SPEAKER_00: Y'all good in these streets?
0:14
SPEAKER_00: Man, I ain't talking about nothing but nonsense, y'all.
0:18
SPEAKER_00: You know what, you know what, you know what it is, man?
0:21
SPEAKER_00: It's just, oh my god, man.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know what it is, but today and yesterday, last couple of days, my whole feed on like Instagram, TikTok, whatever you want to call it, has just been nothing but fucking politics.
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SPEAKER_00: And and I just oh my god.
0:37
SPEAKER_00: I mean I get it.
0:38
SPEAKER_00: It's it's you know, it's around that time where motherfuckers gonna start voting and shit like that.
0:42
SPEAKER_00: And that's cool, you know what I'm saying?
0:44
SPEAKER_00: Go out and vote, do that, you know what I'm saying.
0:48
SPEAKER_00: I just hope this motherfucker dies soon, you know what I'm saying?
0:51
SPEAKER_00: Man, he is a terrible piece of shit, ain't he?
0:53
SPEAKER_00: Ain't he just like a piece of shit?
0:55
SPEAKER_00: Here's here's here's the thing.
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SPEAKER_00: I I genuinely believe that, and and I'm stupid, I don't I don't really be paying attention to a lot of shit, but it seemed to me like the only reason that he got elected is because if he didn't get elected, they was gonna throw his ass in jail because he was he was fucking up the law.
1:19
SPEAKER_00: And the problem was is like he was like, yo, man, I can't go to jail because like I don't want to get fucked.
1:25
SPEAKER_00: But I don't think that nobody was gonna fuck him in jail.
1:27
SPEAKER_00: That's nasty, you know what I'm saying?
1:29
SPEAKER_00: But I mean, like, there is some motherfuckers who would just be like, yo, I fucked the next president in his ass and shit.
1:34
SPEAKER_00: So they might they might have ran up and threw him.
1:37
SPEAKER_00: But like, because I think that I think what happened was is he was like, yo, because I think that what for real what happened is is he ain't had no more like because rich people, it's all on loans and shit.
1:48
SPEAKER_00: And so he he ain't had nobody else that was gonna loan him no money because he ain't had nothing to put up as collateral because nobody was gonna take like motherfuckers, like, man, I ain't going to business with you.
1:59
SPEAKER_00: You you treated everybody raggly and and and you lose money, man.
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SPEAKER_00: I ain't going into business with you.
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SPEAKER_00: So the only re the only way the motherfuckers will go into business with him is if he had something to back that business, and that the presidency is something to back that business.
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SPEAKER_00: So I think what he did was he told all the rich people, hey yo, if you guys make sure that I get president, then I'll do a bunch of I'll do a bunch of shit to help y'all out, and then I'll take all of the motherfucking the blowback.
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SPEAKER_00: Like I'll do the raggediest shit and all the blowback will go on me, but y'all gotta keep me out of jail.
2:34
SPEAKER_00: And I think that's what happened.
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SPEAKER_00: I think that's why he had so many rich people just like donating so much to him because it was like, yo, let's get him president, and then he'll take all the blowback.
2:44
SPEAKER_00: Like he'll take all the blowback because I think that's what he's doing.
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SPEAKER_00: He's going out there and saying fuck shit because he's like, I all I gotta do is make everybody hate me because he knows that if he didn't win, he was gonna go to jail, or he was just gonna be out and and have no protection, like no, no, no financial protection because wasn't nobody gonna give him no money, you know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: So I think that he's now in there and he has to keep saying fuck shit to keep all the fucking attention on him and off the and off the people that are behind him.
3:18
SPEAKER_00: But I think the problem is is that there's there's only so much fuck shit he can say, and now people are like, well, now we don't even care what you saying, dog.
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SPEAKER_00: Like now we looking at the people that you helping.
3:30
SPEAKER_00: And so I think that he just in he in a fucked up position.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, like now he just in a shitty position.
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SPEAKER_00: He has to fucking, he has to say he can't back out of it because all them people put up too much money to get him there, and they like, yo, you can't back the fuck out, dog.
3:45
SPEAKER_00: We'll we know too much about you, we'll fucking destroy you, dog.
3:48
SPEAKER_00: We we know everything about you, bruh.
3:52
SPEAKER_00: You can't get free now, homie.
3:54
SPEAKER_00: You you said that you would be the fucking punching bag, so be the fucking punching bag.
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SPEAKER_00: And now we can't get out.
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SPEAKER_00: And now and and ain't nobody gonna fucking like ain't nobody that's smart gonna fucking back him because like why the nickn the the motherfuckers he like he still ain't shit, you know what I mean?
4:13
SPEAKER_00: Like so you just backed yourself into a corner and and ain't nobody wanna be in your corner with you.
4:19
SPEAKER_00: Motherfucker, you shit your pants live on TV repeatedly.
4:24
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy work.
4:25
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy work.
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SPEAKER_00: Wait, we we done had a president now that's that shit our pants, that shit his pants.
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SPEAKER_00: I say our pants because it's like kind of our pants, but it's really his pants.
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SPEAKER_00: Now the whole over office just smell like Duke.
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SPEAKER_00: That's crazy work.
4:39
SPEAKER_00: And and and here's what here's what pissed me off.
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SPEAKER_00: Why don't why don't nobody just like like I ain't heard not one not one politician or like one like news outlet.
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SPEAKER_00: I want to hear somebody just be like, hey, Mr.
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SPEAKER_00: President, you you know you ain't shit, right?
4:56
SPEAKER_00: Like you know you ain't shit ass nigga.
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SPEAKER_00: Like you, like you, you, you know you a bitch ass nigga, right?
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SPEAKER_00: Like you, you, you a shitty nigga.
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SPEAKER_00: Like you an you a shitty ass, bitch ass nigga.
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SPEAKER_00: Like nobody says that.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, Mr.
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SPEAKER_00: Trump, you know you ain't shit.
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SPEAKER_00: Like you a piece of old ass shit.
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SPEAKER_00: Fuck you.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Like nobody, why won't nobody just say that to him?
5:16
SPEAKER_00: Is it is it illegal?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, are you not allowed to say that to him?
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SPEAKER_00: Like no, like nobody has just been like, hey man, to his face, hey man, um, fuck you.
5:26
SPEAKER_00: How about that?
5:27
SPEAKER_00: How about fuck you, flop sweat ass orange nigga?
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SPEAKER_00: Fuck bitch ass nigga, puss ass nigga.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, why haven't nobody ever said that to him?
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SPEAKER_00: Say that.
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SPEAKER_00: I want to see somebody say that to him.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, I want to see somebody say that to him.
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SPEAKER_00: And no, and ain't no politician.
5:43
SPEAKER_00: And all that all the politicians ain't gonna say shit because like here's the thing politicians is all about like what can't what heck what you know, what have you done for me lately, kind of shit, because they don't even get nothing after they're not a politician no more.
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SPEAKER_00: That's why motherfuckers be old as shit and don't want to stop doing their job, like don't want to stop being a politician, because they know once they're not a politician, they don't hold no weight in like society.
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SPEAKER_00: Like a doctor that was a doctor for 20 years and then stops being a doctor, that motherfucker was still a doctor.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Like he's still smart.
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SPEAKER_00: He could still tell you if you got a cold or some shit.
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SPEAKER_00: But a politician that's been a politician for 20 years, when he's done being a politician, he just another motherfucker.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Like he you ain't you ain't listening to her.
6:27
SPEAKER_00: Hey, man, how you do drywall, but you ain't asking him for shit.
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SPEAKER_00: You ain't asking him for a goddamn thing.
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SPEAKER_00: He holds no weight whatsoever.
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SPEAKER_00: The only weight that he holds is that he used to be somebody.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, that's the only weight that he actually holds.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, that's crazy.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, you you look at you look, I don't care who it is, any president, the only weight that they hold is that they used to be president.
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SPEAKER_00: They used to be a motherfucker.
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SPEAKER_00: And so politicians don't want to give that that little job up because they know once they ain't, they ain't shit.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't nobody give a fuck about them.
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SPEAKER_00: And they're no longer insulated.
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SPEAKER_00: Motherfucker just walk up to you and smack you in your lips, bust you in your lips.
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SPEAKER_00: Now you lip busted, and don't nobody give a fuck.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: And that's sad for them, but fuck them, you know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Like fuck them.
7:15
SPEAKER_00: And then ice out here being whole ass bitches.
7:18
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, I feel sorry for like the motherfuckers who got kids and they ice, cause that that your kids hate you.
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SPEAKER_00: Like your kids here's the fucked up part.
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SPEAKER_00: Either your kids hate you or you did a bad job at raising them.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, you either if your kids hate you, then you probably did a good job raising them.
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SPEAKER_00: But if you ice and your kids like you, then you fucked up.
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SPEAKER_00: Like that's fucking wild, ain't it?
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SPEAKER_00: Like if you ice and your kids like you and respect you, like you fucked up as an adult teaching them the difference between right and wrong.
7:53
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Because you're you's a you was a pussy.
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SPEAKER_00: You're a bitch, you a whole ass motherfucker, you know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, and that's crazy.
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SPEAKER_00: That's just crazy to me.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: Get out and vote though, you know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, get out and vote and shit.
8:07
SPEAKER_00: And go watch some movies, man.
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SPEAKER_00: Go watch some motherfucking movies.
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unknown: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: You know a movie I just watched?
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SPEAKER_00: I watched one of the most quotable movies recently in the history of movie dumb.
8:19
SPEAKER_00: I watched uh New Jack City.
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SPEAKER_00: New Jack City, one of my favorite goddamn movies, man.
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SPEAKER_00: There's so many good ass quotes in that, in that movie, like motherfucker said, That's how you kill a motherfucker.
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SPEAKER_00: Just walk right up on there and bang, that's a fucking line.
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SPEAKER_00: Sit your$5 ass down before I make change.
8:38
SPEAKER_00: God damn.
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SPEAKER_00: That's a cold ass line.
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SPEAKER_00: Am I my brother's keeper?
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SPEAKER_00: God damn.
8:46
SPEAKER_00: But I think that the coldest line in New Jack City is when Ice T is right after Ice T had threw motherfucking uh Wesley Snipes out the building.
9:03
SPEAKER_00: And he was down there, and Wesley Snipes he whooped his ass, he pulled that gun out, and he was like, You ain't gonna shoot me.
9:09
SPEAKER_00: And the motherfucker said, I want to shoot you so bad, my dick is hard.
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SPEAKER_00: God damn.
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SPEAKER_00: I ain't never heard nobody say some shit like that.
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SPEAKER_00: But like, think about that.
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SPEAKER_00: Think about how bad you want to kill a motherfucker, your dick is hard.
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SPEAKER_00: God, like you, like, like, like that's that's how you know what's funny.
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SPEAKER_00: That's how motherfuckers hate, that's how motherfuckers be hating on Trump.
9:35
SPEAKER_00: They be like, man, I hate this nigga so bad.
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SPEAKER_00: My dick is hard.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, it aroused the hate arouses me.
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SPEAKER_00: My hatred for you arouses me.
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SPEAKER_00: That's what Ice T was saying to Wesley Snipes, and that's crazy work.
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SPEAKER_00: And that's how I feel like some people feel about Trump, which is warranted, but like, damn, man.
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SPEAKER_00: I want I want somebody to say that to Trump.
9:57
SPEAKER_00: Actually, that's what I want them to say to Trump.
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SPEAKER_00: I want to I want a reporter to say, hey, Mr.
10:00
SPEAKER_00: Trump, I hate you so bad, my dick is hard.
10:03
SPEAKER_00: I want somebody to say that.
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SPEAKER_00: That's what I want to hear in these streets.
10:08
SPEAKER_00: I think that that would that would, I think that that would that would get the point across how much you hate a motherfucker.
10:15
SPEAKER_00: Like, that's what I want to hear a politician say.
10:17
SPEAKER_00: I was like, man, I fucking I hate you so bad.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, I hate you so much my dick is hard.
10:22
SPEAKER_00: Like, that's crazy hate.
10:25
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy hate.
10:26
SPEAKER_00: And you can be like motherfuckers be like, oh man, you gay.
10:29
SPEAKER_00: Like, nah, man.
10:30
SPEAKER_00: It's just I'm there's so much blood in my body, and there's so much blood pressure, my blood pressure is so high that like some of it had to go to my dick.
10:38
SPEAKER_00: That's how much I fucking hate you.
10:40
SPEAKER_00: And that's crazy, you know what I'm saying?
10:42
SPEAKER_00: I feel like that's that's that's crazy ass hate, man.
10:46
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy hate.
10:48
SPEAKER_00: And I respect that that I respect that hate though.
10:51
SPEAKER_00: I respect that hate.
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SPEAKER_00: Especially out loud.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, motherfucker said, I want to shoot you so bad, my dick is hard.
10:57
SPEAKER_00: He said that in front of children, you know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, he said that in front of people.
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SPEAKER_00: And his partner had to be like, hey man, he ain't even worth it.
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SPEAKER_00: Didn't you hear what this motherfucker just said?
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SPEAKER_00: He said he wanted to shoot him so bad his dick is hard.
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SPEAKER_00: I think he's worth it.
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SPEAKER_00: I think that he is worth it.
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SPEAKER_00: And then at the end of the movie, that old when he got when when when when uh when motherfucker when Wesley got off and the motherfucker was in the and the motherfucker came, the old dude came in there and blasted him up.
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SPEAKER_00: Was his dick hard?
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SPEAKER_00: Is I think the question you gotta ask yourself.
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SPEAKER_00: Because I don't think Ice T was the only motherfucker who wanted to shoot him so bad his dick was hard.
11:39
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, there was other people out there with hard dicks.
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SPEAKER_00: I think that Ice T was one of them.
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SPEAKER_00: He was definitely one of them for killing his homie, but and for killing Chris Rock.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh but but I think there was definitely some other motherfuckers out there with with hard ass dicks that wanted that wanted Nino Brown done up.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
12:02
SPEAKER_00: In my just in my opinion.
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SPEAKER_00: In my opinion.
12:05
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: That like I really like I don't even consider New Jack City like a hood classic.
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SPEAKER_00: It's just like, because here's the thing.
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SPEAKER_00: I know everybody loves Boys in the Hood, but I think that New Jack City is a better is a better movie, in my opinion.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Like like Boys in the Hood is good.
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SPEAKER_00: I I love Boys in the Hood, like I mean, Recae! You know what I mean?
12:30
SPEAKER_00: Like the overacting of Cuba Gooding Jr.
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SPEAKER_00: was funny, and that was was was always crazy to me.
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SPEAKER_00: We ain't even do nothing.
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SPEAKER_00: Boys in the Hood was good, but man, I'm sorry.
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SPEAKER_00: I just like something about New Jack City was just dope to me.
12:46
SPEAKER_00: And then honestly, my shit, my shit is menace of society.
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SPEAKER_00: Cause old dog is one of the evilest motherfuckers that's just ever been.
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SPEAKER_00: Like that dude just fuck.
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SPEAKER_00: Motherfucker was a nightmare.
12:59
SPEAKER_00: And apparently, I just found out some shit.
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SPEAKER_00: Apparently, like in the beginning of the beginning of menace of society, they go in the liquor store and the Chinese uh are they Korean or Chinese?
13:08
SPEAKER_00: I think they're Korean.
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SPEAKER_00: Um, and the Korean lady and the Korean dude, the Korean lady's like following him around the store, and and the and the dude is like, you how you know you hurry up and buy.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, and they were trying to get them out there.
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SPEAKER_00: And in the movie, the dude said something about his mom, about old dog mama, and old dog shot his ass and then took the lady in the back and blasted her ass too, took the tape.
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SPEAKER_00: In the in the apparently, I found out that the original story was that there was a kid in that store.
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SPEAKER_00: There was a little kid.
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SPEAKER_00: The the the the the Korean family had a kid, and he took the kid and the woman back there and blasted the kid too.
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SPEAKER_00: And that was the origin, that was what how it was supposed to go down, but they didn't want to do that because they thought that that would make it, that would make it too dark.
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SPEAKER_00: And I'm I'm gonna be honest with you.
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SPEAKER_00: That would have made it too dark, but like that kind of feel like some shit that old dog would have done.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, just old dog was a fucked up dude.
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SPEAKER_00: But I I I get I I get why they made that choice to not have him do that.
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SPEAKER_00: I think that that would have that would have fucked people.
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SPEAKER_00: They would people would have had a hard time like really like listening to anything that old dog would have said if that's the first thing you see this motherfucker do is pop a child, you know, pop a kid instead.
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SPEAKER_00: So so yeah, I understand why they changed that shit, but damn, that movie was that movie, man.
14:31
SPEAKER_00: That that's another quotable movie.
14:33
SPEAKER_00: What's up, partner?
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
14:36
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
14:37
SPEAKER_00: Like the way that that that Reggie was uh walking like that, that that that hood walk, that Menace Society walk that everybody be doing now.
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SPEAKER_00: And we lost that homie just a couple months ago.
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SPEAKER_00: Rest in peace, Reggie.
14:48
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Like that walk was crazy.
14:50
SPEAKER_00: And then uh, what else?
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SPEAKER_00: What's another quotable what you say about my mama?
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SPEAKER_00: That's quotable and shit.
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SPEAKER_00: And then uh what's what's his name?
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SPEAKER_00: The dude, uh Michael, not my clock Duncan, uh Charles S.
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SPEAKER_00: Dutton.
15:05
SPEAKER_00: That motherfucker, he played the dad in there.
15:08
SPEAKER_00: He was talking to Sharif.
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SPEAKER_00: And Sharif, oh poor Sharif ass.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, Sharif, poor ass.
15:15
SPEAKER_00: Damn, man.
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SPEAKER_00: Can't believe they shot Sharif.
15:17
SPEAKER_00: Damn it.
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SPEAKER_00: They shot Sharif.
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SPEAKER_00: I like Sharif.
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SPEAKER_00: He was about to get out the hood too.
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SPEAKER_00: But you know, uh, I always yeah, that movie was that movie, man.
15:28
SPEAKER_00: That movie was crazy.
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SPEAKER_00: That that that to me, I'll put that, that's my number one, and then and then I'll put New Jack City, and then I'll probably put Boys in the Hood, and then I'll probably put Juice.
15:42
SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Like that's that's that's probably how it is for me.
15:45
SPEAKER_00: I don't know where I put baby boy.
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SPEAKER_00: I probably put baby boy after that, and then paid in full after that.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: My top five, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: If if I'm doing my top five hood classics, honestly, set it off might have to go up in there.
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SPEAKER_00: Matter of fact, matter of fact, I think I would.
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SPEAKER_00: I think I go like my number, my number five would probably be set it off.
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SPEAKER_00: My number four would probably be juice.
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SPEAKER_00: My number three would be Boys in the Hood, number two, New Jack City, and then number one would be Minister Society.
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SPEAKER_00: That's how my that's how my hood classics would go.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: That's what I think I would do.
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SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, man.
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SPEAKER_00: That's what I would, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: That's what I that's what I would do.
16:34
SPEAKER_00: Alright.
16:35
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's about enough nonsense for me.
16:38
SPEAKER_00: Glad y'all was listening.
16:39
SPEAKER_00: Thank y'all.
16:40
SPEAKER_00: Uh, we're gonna be back next week talking another 12 minutes of nonsense.
16:45
SPEAKER_00: This is never 12 minutes.
16:47
SPEAKER_00: It's always more than 12 minutes, but it's always nonsense.
16:51
SPEAKER_00: So, you know what I'm saying?
16:52
SPEAKER_00: Um, I hope y'all is good, man.
16:56
SPEAKER_00: Uh, I got shows in January.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna be in Pittsburgh.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh and I'm also gonna be in another place that I can't remember right now.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, and I got some shows in LA in November, and I got a couple shows in later October.
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SPEAKER_00: So keep an eye out.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh follow my Instagram, follow my TikTok, follow my Facebook, all that shit.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Uh follow me on all that.
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SPEAKER_00: And then um, yeah, my website, Nathan Hurt Comedy.
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SPEAKER_00: If you love them, hug them for six seconds or more, and high five everybody, y'all.
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SPEAKER_00: And I'll holler at y'all on the flip flop.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Alright then, deuces.