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Episode 545: Her Dookie Her Choice · Not That Serious

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: When you know the lyrics.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: It's just hit different Rodarius, you know I mean.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: You know when you do like three pumps of the.
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: Ejaculate? Yeah. One made it in there and he's a
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: little nervous. That's why he's praying. I'm in there. I
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: was definitely in there.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: I was definitely still in there. You'd really be like,
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: I could be in trouble.
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: Listen, man.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: This is going to be an interesting month.
• 0:51
  Speaker 3: Just to make sure. Boink, boink, boink.
• 0:55
  Speaker 4: I was always in there with 100% confidence.
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: We'll cross that bridge when we get there. We'll cross
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: that bridge.
• 1:08
  Speaker 4: Never made it to the bridge.
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: Damn. Because we burnt the bridge down. We aborted the bridge.
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: We aborted the bridge.
• 1:19
  Speaker 4: There's a monthly assassination attempt on the bridge.
• 1:23
  Speaker 3: Jeez.
• 1:24
  Speaker 4: There's a bomb strike on the bridge.
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: Most of the weeks.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: It's like, we have schematics for the bridge, and we
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: have a plan for the bridge, but then we have
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: a plan B.
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: For the bridge. Plan B for the bridge does not exist.
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: That's what I don't understand. Like, so.
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: Why do people have babies they don't want?
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: Because there's so many opportunities to get rid of a
• 1:46
  Speaker 3: fucking baby.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: There's so many cheap ways and effective ways to get
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: rid of a fucking baby.
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  Speaker 5: Because at first, they don't realize they don't want that baby.
• 1:55
  Speaker 5: They think they want it. They're obsessed with everything about
• 1:58
  Speaker 5: it at first until the baby comes. Now it's a
• 2:01
  Speaker 5: real thing.
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: Can I take this shit back?
• 2:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, now it's a real baby that doesn't sleep and
• 2:05
  Speaker 5: it cries and poops and you got to do everything
• 2:07
  Speaker 5: for it and it's not dependent.
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: I kept the receipt. It's not independent. It's very dependent, actually.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: They should start doing assessments for people with babies because
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: they really just let you leave.
• 2:16
  Speaker 3: With that little nigga. Mm-hmm.
• 2:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: See you later.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: They literally just be like, oh, here's like two packs
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: of formula, some diapers.
• 2:24
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: You have a car seat?
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: No? All right. See you. Hold on tight. No, all right.
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: If you don't have one, this is how you would
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: put the baby in it.
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: Peace.
• 2:34
  Speaker 4: Say, don't go over any bumps too fast.
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Remember, don't shake it. Yeah. Don't shake it.
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: Stir it instead.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: Don't shake it as much as you may want to.
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: Keep it away from the workout equipment.
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  Speaker 4: Do not let it operate heavy machinery.
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: Keep it off the forklift. It is still in your hand.
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: That baby is not certified. That baby does not have
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: a Class C CDL.
• 3:04
  Speaker 4: Give him a couple years, you know?
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give him until he can get on the forklift.
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: Hello, everybody. This is the Not That Serious Podcast. I
• 3:14
  Speaker 3: am one of your hosts, Michael. It's LZ.
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: Kenan's in the building.
• 3:19
  Speaker 4: Lamont.
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: A.k.a.
• 3:20
  Speaker 4: Dr. Waffle, a.k.a. Ooh, I got some new names from
• 3:23
  Speaker 4: the Discord. Hold on a second.
• 3:24
  Speaker 3: Shout out. What name is that? New name alert. New
• 3:27
  Speaker 3: name alert.
• 3:27
  Speaker 4: New name from the Discord, a.k.a.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to hold that. Don't you let it go.
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: Don't let it go.
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: Kiss my ass and my anus.
• 3:41
  Speaker 4: There's way too much in my notes app.
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: Why didn't you screenshot or something?
• 3:45
  Speaker 4: Because I added it to the notes app.
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: A.K.A. Caramel Colossus. Caramel Colossus? That's a damn good one.
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: That sounds like a villain.
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: We need to find who actually said that and shout
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: them out properly.
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like a villain.
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Caramel Colossus. That's a damn good one.
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: That's really good. That's got to be in the regular rotation.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I added it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. That's a good one.
• 4:08
  Speaker 4: Corey?
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: It's your boy, Corey. It's your boy, Corey. And Steve.
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: And yeah, man, shout out to Spriggan Spotify, all the
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: good people there. Shout out to all of you, fellow
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: beaters and future disciples of the Church of Beaters.
• 4:25
  Speaker 3: If you're new here, hi, hope you stay and stick around.
• 4:30
  Speaker 3: If you're not new here, welcome back.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: Make sure you subscribe everywhere you know you can, YouTube specifically.
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: That doesn't cost no money.
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: Patreon do cost money, but we'd like it if you
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: got it.
• 4:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, man.
• 4:47
  Speaker 4: Shout out to Lizo804.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out, shout out.
• 4:51
  Speaker 4: In the Discord.
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: I see people really appreciate when we shout them out
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: in the Discord.
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  Speaker 3: My actual shout out? No, just like when they say it.
• 4:58
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, they including me.
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: They see me.
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: We see you all the time, baby.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not just a number. We love you.
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  Speaker 4: Other people know I exist now.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: You two people, I ain't going to lie. Y'all are
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: just numbers. Discord people, no, y'all not.
• 5:14
  Speaker 3: You two people. Let me shout out a random Discord person. Y'all,
• 5:16
  Speaker 3: all right. So, y'all not just numbers.
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: Y'all are family, but you're like the cousins we don't
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: see a lot because there's so many of y'all. But, like, Discord,
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: you're the cousins that we go on the walk with
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: at Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 5: Shout out to Crispy Crisp. He asked if we would
• 5:30
  Speaker 5: be his Kirkentons.
• 5:32
  Speaker 3: Shout out to you, Krispy Kreme.
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: Always. Always be my Kirk in time.
• 5:36
  Speaker 5: Did you see somebody said they left out milk and
• 5:38
  Speaker 5: cookies for.
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: Eric and Kirk?
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: Somebody edit this and put Charlie Kirk on my face.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: They said they left out milk and cookies for Eric
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  Speaker 1: and Kirk, bro.
• 5:48
  Speaker 3: I've seen that. That's crazy.
• 5:51
  Speaker 5: So many good. Did y'all have a good Kirk?
• 5:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I always have a good Kirkmas. Kirkmas.
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: I love that his legacy is nothing but memes and
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: it's delicious.
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: Everything he stood for is nothing.
• 6:03
  Speaker 3: Nothing. It's just him being put on King Bond. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: In three years, people aren't even going to know what
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  Speaker 3: the hell he even did. Fantastic. Great. Great.
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  Speaker 5: They're just going to know him as a meme.
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: Couldn't think of a better outcome.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: Also, how's everybody doing? Everybody feeling really cool?
• 6:19
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: Good, man. Keenan, how was vacation? Vacation was cool. You
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: did know that you have a balcony.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: Facing the water. Palm trees on the balconies. Hell yeah, bro.
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: Gotta utilize that balcony. Yeah. Yeah.
• 6:40
  Speaker 4: Is there a cruise balcony that doesn't face the water?
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  Speaker 3: Yes. You get the interior one. Like on Royal Caribbean,
• 6:47
  Speaker 3: they have interior balconies. Yeah.
• 6:50
  Speaker 4: Like, so you, like, see the commentary. Didn't even think
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  Speaker 4: of it. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe see, like, the ballroom and shit. What a shit
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  Speaker 3: that is.
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you don't see the ballroom.
• 6:55
  Speaker 4: I've never been on such a big cruise.
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: Like, on Royal Caribbean, like, they have, like, different themed areas. So, like,
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: you got, like, Central Park. You got, like, a boardwalk. And, like,
• 7:06
  Speaker 3: the balconies will overlook that. What cruise were you on? Norwegian. Okay. Nice. Yeah,
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: that shit was butt. Damn. Wait, wait, wait. Norwegian was butt?
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: Norwegian was butt. Like, okay.
• 7:18
  Speaker 4: The cruise ship was butt or the cruise itself was
• 7:20
  Speaker 4: butt or what was butt?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. All of it was butt. Can you explain?
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  Speaker 8: Because I was told that Norwegian is a step above
• 7:25
  Speaker 8: Royal Caribbean.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it is price-wise.
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: Not in fun.
• 7:31
  Speaker 3: So it's like... Ah, okay. Like, with Royal Caribbean, so, like,
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  Speaker 3: there was hella shit to do on the boat. But
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  Speaker 3: it was not included in the package that you paid
• 7:38
  Speaker 3: to get on the boat. So, like, they had go-karts
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: on the boat.
• 7:41
  Speaker 4: You mean Norwegian?
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Norwegian. I'm sorry. Like, you can go go-karting on
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: the boat. They had, like, escape room, virtual reality. What
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: in the hell? They had mini golf. They had pickleball.
• 7:55
  Speaker 3: But all this stuff you had to pay for. Yeah,
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: of course. All this shit you had to pay for.
• 7:57
  Speaker 3: You had to pay for pickleball? That's pretty crazy.
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: So there's no all-inclusive type thing? I mean, it's all-inclusive
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: with the food. With the food and not the activities.
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  Speaker 3: And the thing is, unless you got the liquor package,
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: you don't get soda, you only get juice. What? You
• 8:11
  Speaker 3: don't get soda, you just get juice? You have to
• 8:14
  Speaker 3: pay for the soda. Now, I will say, the liquor
• 8:16
  Speaker 3: package on Norwegian... Tough. Because that shit's unlimited, and I
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: can get two drinks at a time. So I was
• 8:21
  Speaker 3: double fisting the whole cruise, me and my cousin. And
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: the thing is, I can go, let me get two drinks,
• 8:27
  Speaker 3: take them to the table, drop them off, go back,
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: let me get two drinks. And keep on doing it.
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: Just keep doing that shit. And it was just.
• 8:33
  Speaker 3: There you go. Here's your alcohol poisoning, sir. Hell yeah.
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, but the design and the aesthetics of the
• 8:42
  Speaker 3: boat was nice. It was very upscale, but it was
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: just a very boring cruise. Very Caucasian. It seems like
• 8:49
  Speaker 3: every day I found maybe one or two new black
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: people that I didn't see the day before. Okay. And
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: then when we docked at Norwegian's private island, there was
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: four Norwegian cruises there. Now, there was one boat that
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: just had a slew of niggas on it. I'm like, yo,
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: where all these black people come from? Yeah, from the
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: same boat. Pretty much. And I was like, I want
• 9:09
  Speaker 3: to be on that boat. I want to be on
• 9:11
  Speaker 3: that boat. But yeah, it was a very small boat.
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: I lie to you not, I swear to sweet baby Buddha,
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: the main pool is smaller than this room. Stop it.
• 9:21
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm about to say. Don't look in this room.
• 9:23
  Speaker 3: I promise you, it's from that pillar to that wall.
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: The main pool? The main pool. How? That shit was
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: small as hell, bro. I'm like, yo, this is.
• 9:31
  Speaker 4: How many people were on this cruise?
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: 50?
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: It was a good amount of people, I would think,
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 9:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a lot of... Yeah, sure.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: But it was a very small pool. Very small pool.
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, nah, I'm not getting in that water.
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: I see. As someone who's never been on a cruise.
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: 65% piss.
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: I find it very interesting.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: It's like you got to find the sweet spot between
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: the luxury of the boat and the cruise itself versus the.
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: Vibe of the cruise.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: Because you have a situation, the cruise, the boat is
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: really nice and whatever, but the vibes is trash. Or
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: then you have Carnival where the vibes is crazy, but
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: you're sleeping on a bunk bed.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: It depends on the boat. It depends on the boat.
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: It depends on the boat. The newer ships, they're good.
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: So if you really... Really want to get the vibes
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: in a good boat. Virgin. I heard Virgin.
• 10:22
  Speaker 5: I heard about Virgin too.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Is Virgin like adults only I heard?
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: Adults only. Adults only. My parents went on.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: It like two weeks before we just took this cruise.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: And they was talking about, oh.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: Who went on Virgin? My parents. I know that. The Pineapples.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Nah, they, they, they, they went, they went with, they.
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: Went with DeLorean and his girlfriend's family. Like, it was
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: their family trip and they invited my parents. We are
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: not going to talk about that. He said, he's just
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: like his damn daddy.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Don't touch me.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: touch me. Get off me. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: Why don't y'all talk about Corey's parents the way that
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: y'all talk about mine? His parents are still together. Talk
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: about they sex life. It's not as fun. Talk about
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: they sex life. It's not as fun. Talk about they
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: sex life. His parents are still together. Q's parents are
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: still together. Talk about they sex life. It's true. Q's parents. Yeah,
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: Q's not here. So we should talk about it the most.
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: You can't talk about all the parents. All the parents
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: are divorced.
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: How is the rest of the actual... Cruise, like the
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: locations that you docked at.
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: So we went to.
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: We went to... U.S. Virgin Islands, British Virgin Islands, DR,
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: and Barb.
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: Bermuda. I know that shit was hot as a bitch. Bro,
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: that last day. That shit is the equator. No matter
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: where you were, you had to be in the water
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: to be cool. People were just sitting on the shoreline.
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: Motherfuckers was just waiting on their stomach like they was
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: in a kiddie pool. It's hot out there. It was
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: hot as fuck out there, bitch. That's what you want
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: when you go on a cruise. You don't want to Like,
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: I don't get people that go on Alaskan cruises. Like,
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: outside of, like, the summer season. You are bugging, bro.
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: Some people like being cold. Icebergs. You're out there in
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: the fucking trench coat. In the middle of the... Nah.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: Like, ooh, let's go see the whales breach.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: No.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: No.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: Like, ooh.
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: Let's go see the moose walk around.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: The whales... I would definitely go whale watching. I don't
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: know about in Alaska, man. Fuck them whales, man. I
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: don't know. I mean, I would.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Definitely go whale watching.
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: I would definitely go whale watching.
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: Say, oh, there are the whales. All right, let's go home.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: There you go. Yeah, because it's like, look at these
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: majestic creatures. Yeah, that shit is lit.
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: Man, I got to start talking to him like Dory.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: 80 inch TV. I'll just turn on National Geographic. Oh,
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: my God. Oh, man. These niggas don't appreciate nature. And
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: then spray himself with a water bottle. I just sit
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: in my gaming chair and look. Same thing.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: At 148.
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: Same thing. I'm good.
• 13:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, were watching seems cool in theory, but would
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: I want to take a trip to go do that?
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: I would have to have a lot of time on
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: my hands.
• 13:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got to be retired and I've done everything. Yeah,
• 13:31
  Speaker 5: I've done everything. I've traveled the world. I've Done strongman competitions.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: I've done it all. Well, speaking of strongman competitions. It
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: shouldn't have done your leg. Hopefully. Hopefully.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: That shit was nasty.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: Bro, when I tell you... Dirty bitch.
• 13:51
  Speaker 5: I had to make sure that shit wasn't AI because
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: I was so disgusted.
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: Let's intro what we're talking about.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Gary shit down his.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: So our boy Gary went to High Rocks and pooped himself.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: Gary dookied himself at High Rocks.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: And he blamed it on this white woman.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Yo, so I wasn't even.
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: I've seen those competitions, but I never knew exactly what
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: it was.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: I didn't know what it was called. So what is
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: it exactly?
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: So yeah, it's just called High Rocks, and that's like
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: the company that runs these type of like... I guess
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: you could say like a strongman competition, but we're like
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: It's more like an endurance competition.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: It's just like a fitness hit competition.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Take like running a marathon and then a strongman competition,
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: put them together, and that's what that would be.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: Like CrossFit, but less goofy. It's more just like, this
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: is normal behavior.
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: But it's just for regular people. Like, you pay to
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: do this.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Like, you just... Yes. And then they... What's this lady's
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: name again? Joanna Wurczyk?
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: A nasty Australian woman who did the High Rocks competition
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: in China.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Beijing. Beijing, to be exact.
• 14:52
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: In front of Xi Jinping. In front of Xi Jinping.
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: You got Dookie all running down your leg in front
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: of Xi Jinping.
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: Apparently, and the reason that this was even somewhat socially
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: acceptable in the first place is because it happens to runners.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: Runners who do competitions. I think they literally call it.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: Fecal incontinence. It's common for people that are doing marathons,
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: long distance stuff, strenuous stuff.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: But they're outside by themselves. You're just running outside. You're
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: not contaminating anyone. Yeah, you're not touching equipment. You're outside running.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: I'm not trying to normalize this.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: I know, but can we stop them?
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Well, it's a thing. They're running and pooping on themselves. Oh, yeah.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: It's wild.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: They're still running while they're pooping on themselves.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Why?
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Because they're committed.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're committed. I didn't just train for six months
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: to run this marathon, and I think a little shit's
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: going to stop me. Yeah, it is. Nope. It's going
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: to stop me.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Nope. It's going to stop. Well....
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: I've never wanted nothing bad enough to shit myself through it. Listen,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: you never trained for something for six months.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Imagine devoting that much time and then just be like, oh, dang,
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: I got the bubble guts. I guess I got to
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: stop now.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I do. Yes, that's it. So just
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: think that if you went through your four years of college,
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: and as you walk across that stage, you shit yourself, and.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: You never get that diploma.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: That's not the same, Keenan.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: No, and you never even get your diploma. But then
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: it doesn't count that you graduate because you never got
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: your diploma. Oh, you actually have to walk across it.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: If you don't walk across the stage, you do not
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: get the diploma. You're like, well, I shit myself, but
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: give me that diploma. I did four years, and $ 100, 000.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: The reason why that's not a good comparison is because
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: a college degree is important.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: But I'm talking about the time it takes to do stuff.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: We're not talking about the time to do stuff.
• 16:41
  Speaker 9: I know, but this is important for life. You don't
• 16:46
  Speaker 9: gotta do this. I mean, you don't gotta go to college.
• 16:49
  Speaker 9: But you definitely don't gotta do the high rocks in China.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: You don't, but it's the fact that she traveled to China.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: Fuck her. I'm talking about runners.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: I got another one for you. I got another one
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: for you. Got another one for you. You did your
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: whole term of pregnancy, and why are you giving birth?
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: You're shitting on yourself. And because you're shitting on yourself,
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: the baby, now you got to do another term for
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: the pregnancy. Again, another term. This is a human life. Keenan,
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: that's even worse. This is my son.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I've got to have a son.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: The baby goes back in and cooks for another nine months. Exactly.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: The baby still comes out fine, but it cooks for
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: another nine months.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: It ain't my uterus. Not my uterus.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Not my problem. Not my uterus.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Her body, her choice. Her body. Her dookie, her choice.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Her dookie, her choice. That's between her, God, and her colon. Yeah, well,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: this woman was doing- You waited 20 years for GTA
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: 6 while you were in line trying to get your
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: shit on yourself. And because you shit on yourself, now
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: you can't get GTA 6. Now you got to wait
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: another 20 years to play GTA 6. Don't worry, because
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I can get that shit digitally and poop. I can poop.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: No, you can't get it. You can't get it.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: You can't get it. Nigga, you shit on yourself? Can't
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: have it.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Can't have it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: You got to wait another 20 years.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: You got to wait another 20 years.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: You got to give my shit, nigga.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: You know what that reminds me of? This is completely tangent.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Remember that video of the dude doing the interview? He
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I think.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Austin, Texas is the greatest thing in the world. Is
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: that shit on the mic? Anyway, I'm sorry.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: The lady, she's in high rock.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so she's not running a competition.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: She's doing an actual weightlifting competition indoors with competitors next
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: to her.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Right. And she just has shit everywhere, right? I saw
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: the movie where the shit started coming down. Yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: And the real problem is, obviously, other people are still
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: going because they're probably not even paying attention to her.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know what order it was. I believe she
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: was the first person to start it from what I heard.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: I could be wrong, but I believe she was the beginning.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: So then everybody behind her.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: The High Rocks, they should have stopped this shit, but
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: they just didn't.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: So.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: They simply did not.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Question. The people that were.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Behind her, did they continue after her or did they
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: just take.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I saw a video of a woman working out right
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: next to her. Oh, that's crazy.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, she won, so I don't know. Maybe that's worth it. Nah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: She needs her medal today.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Because now you know the dookie girl. Here's another one
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: You finally hit 100K on YouTube and right before that
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: thing goes to 100K, you shit on yourself. And because
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: you shat on yourself right before it got to 100K,
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: now you start back at zero. Wait, but... But what's
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: going to make you.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: What's going to make him continue?
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I think we should stop.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because, like, there's no way of, like.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: What? I think we should stop. I think we should stop.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: We tried to make it work.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: You did your six hours for your driving test.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: What? Why are you taking your driving test? You're shitting yourself.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: And then the instructor's like, actually, put it in park. Actually,
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: pull over. Next test, put it in park. Take the
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: keys out.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of the car. Get your shitty ass.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: That's when they hit the emergency room.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: They slammed on that motherfucker.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Did you shit yourself?
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Both feet.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: That's what they should have done with her.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: They definitely should have. They should have stopped the shit.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: No pun intended.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: They should have stopped the fucking competition and kicked her out.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: I don't think they should have continued it until it
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: was completely.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: The bitch won.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: She still did it.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: They let her win. They looked at her.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: The dookie in her socks and the trail of dookie
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: she left behind her was like gold medal.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Now, Lamont, if you could check this for me real quick,
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: but I believe that during those races, if somebody throws
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: up during that race, they're eliminated. What?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: There's rules for throw up, but not dookie.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: I know there's rules for not allowed to put water
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: on yourself. It's like if.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: You throw up within the race.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: You're right. Yeah, you can't throw up.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: So I can't throw up, but I can shit on myself.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Talk about a loophole. Do you think she knew about
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: this loophole going in?
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: And just purposefully sabotaged everyone else?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Honestly, a genius play that she did. Genius. Like, I
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: know how for sure I'm going to win this.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: You say biohazard warfare.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Yes. Four Gordita Crunches, please. And I need a triple
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: shot espresso extra almond milk. Yeah.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I want the Chick-fil-A milkshake double cream.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir. With cream on the top and the bottom. Yep,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: heavy cream. Fuck it. Just put cheese in the bitch.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: And a can of Cheez Whiz, please.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: They did change the rules.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Because of this.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: What was the rule change?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Why was that rule not in? I'm about to say,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I don't think anybody ever shat on themselves.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Did they say the exact rule change? Was it just.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Blood, vomit, urine, feces, any bodily fluid that can....
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Any bodily fluid that can cause contamination or welfare risk.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: So, yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Nobody should have to tell you that. Yeah.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: They didn't think they would have to deal with it,
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like... I guess.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Who the fuck would dookie all of those?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Keep going.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I saw a picture of her on one of the rollers,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: and it's Doogie just caked up on the machine. It's-
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: She's- It's- It's- In the gears.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: It's in the gears. It's literally in the fan. Every
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: time she goes, it's.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Just spraying out. It's spraying people. It's a fucking doom.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: It looked like a fucking anime decapitation. The shit's just
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: spraying everywhere. Oh my God.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: It looks like a fucking dookie slaughterhouse. It looks a mess.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: It's messy. Bitch, it's still doing it.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Ew.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Ew.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, so people were allowed to throw up before.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: They were? Yeah. What the fuck? I'm looking it up now. Yeah.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: It's never this serious.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: It's really not. Ever. Never.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: No. Not for a violent.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: You know what? It's not even a goal. It's not
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: even the Olympics, bitch. You paid to go to Thailand.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: This is their Olympics.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Yo, that's literally like if all of us was in Playmore.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Y'all niggas was in Playmore.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: This is.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: And y'all niggas duking on yourselves on the court.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Nigga, I got a hoop.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Slipping and sliding. It's the championship. Duking fast break. Trying
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: to get to the runner. And he was like, oh, nah,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: it's the semifinals.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Fecal incontinence.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Y'all got my money for the ref?
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: Keenan needs me, man.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Hey, man. I got my money for the ref? Oh,
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: you want me to clean a dookie of mine? No, no, no, no, no.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: That's not important.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Do you have my money to pay the ref, though?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: The ref needs his $ 35 and we're not going to
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: finish this game.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Smell what? I don't smell nothing. I smell a triple-double.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Say, Mike, you got dookie behind your kneecaps right now.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Please.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: You're looking like you're playing for Iota 5 Theater right now.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: It's just doo-doo. You're looking like a dookie monster. You're
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: playing for the Playmore Browns. Playmore Browns.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? I think this is 37U.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Dookieing themselves and saying, I got to
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: finish this. I got to finish the game. People are
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: depending on me.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: I remember when we was little, though, if you had
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: to pee during football, they were like, just pee on yourself.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, there's a cup. That didn't help anything. That's
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: actually worse. Nigga, you think that that little ass cup
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: was holding all that goddamn urine? Understandable. The cup has
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: holes in it. What does that have to do with anything? Nothing.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I'm screaming out my ass. Nigga, you're playing fool.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Nigga, this shit just washed. It's not that kind of cup.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: It was like a receptacle.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: See?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: That's what your cup was for? Mike was keeping beverages.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: He was like, no, my cup was for pee.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I was just peeing in my cup. Clearly I didn't.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: I didn't. Where did you get that shit from?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I got it from my cup.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: It was from my cup.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't play sports as a child.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I got it from my cup.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: But I was told the same thing, Elzy.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I remember.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they would be like, just.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Pee on yourself.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: Some kids are like, I never did that.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: I did it. Did you?
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was like, I'm not doing this again.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: I'm all hot and warm and wet. Were you playing soccer?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: No, I was playing football. Oh, shit. They said just pee.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: I was like, okay.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: That's called judging an adult.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Well, if Coach Rod says so. Here we go. I
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: was not doing that. And then don't let it be
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: the center. The quarterback like, look, are you peeing on yourself? Fumble!
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Football pissy. Get under his nuts.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: They definitely didn't tell you, well, just.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Dookie on yourself. Nah, they didn't say that. Never said that.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: That's so fucking crazy.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: You got to be a little weird to even carry
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: on with.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: That, but.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: And I think she's on Instagram talking about like.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Thanks for the support. Thanks for the support. No. No. No, bitch. Actually,
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: you get donkey of the day. Listen, man. She said,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: I did this training. I am finishing this race. This
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: shit isn't holding me back. It's a lesson in perseverance.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: It's like at once.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: As a competitor... She didn't hold back the shit neither.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: As a competitor, I understand why she wanted to finish
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: that race. But as a human being, you should have
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: sat your ass the fuck down. You dirty nasty bitch.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: First off, when the dookie comes out of me, the
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: competitiveness comes.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Out of me as well. See, that's the difference.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Wait, y'all got to realize something.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: That's why you on this couch. That's why you right here.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: That's why she's in China.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: That's like literally right now, and we got a deal,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: like a million dollar podcast deal, and I just start doing.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: It right now. That's just bad as what Keenan was saying.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: He's spreading shit. But here's the thing though.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: She's Australian.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Flew to China. So she already spent the bread. Then
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: she spent the bread on the Vinatel. While also putting
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: in months of work. She was like, I did all this.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Fuck this. I'm finishing this race. I am finishing this race.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Now it's just a vacation to China.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go get me one of these Chinese phones,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: get something out of the deal, and wipe my ass.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: When they realized she was not stopping the race when
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: she shit on her, they should have tased her.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: They should have tased her.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: If we don't know what to do, we've never seen
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: anything like this.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: They should have hit that bitch with some cricket mats. What?
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: They should have incapacitated her. They should have shot like
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: you ever seen.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Remember the net from SpongeBob when they were chasing?
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. Mike, just think.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: They should have gone through a whole rolls of toilet paper.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Pouted her with toilet paper rolls.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Mike, just think about it. You're playing Elden Ring, right?
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: And you're on that final boss. You're on that final boss.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: And he got one HP left. And you fart, but
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: it actually was a shark, so a little shit came out.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: And now you got to start all the way over
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: from the beginning of the game. If you get up.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: If you get up.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Or you can play with your shitty pants and beat
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: the game.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: You're going to play with that shitty pants and get
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: the game.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: See, again, that only affects me.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Fair.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Now, I'm in a room of people. Carter been trying
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: to play the game all day. You've been hogging it.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: And then after I get up out of my seat,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: other people got to get in that same chair and
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: play Elden Ring. That's crazy.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: That's nuts. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Well,
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: you're going to finish that.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: You're going to finish that.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: If it was just me, I don't know.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: But if I know somebody got to come in that
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: seat behind me, I guess we got to clean up shop.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: He's like, dang.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: He's like, I'll start.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Over next week. The gains are never that serious.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Fair.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. Nasty, stinky butt bitch.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I blame her more than people
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: that went out there. Because these people still race. It's
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: all the dookie that willingly got in the dookie seat.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: I blame her. I'll be damned. I blame her first,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: and then I'll blame High Rocks for not stopping her. Yeah,
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: but then... I know, but you run it. But then...
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: You run it. But again... Oh, my God. It's my
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: turn on the rower. All right. Let me get on the...
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Is that shit on the seat? Is that shit on
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: the seat?
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I would be vocally loud of like... Damn!
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Hey, yo!
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Who got shit on the seat?
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Everybody... What do you want me to do with this?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: I was like.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? I'm going.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: I'm going. Ashton Kutcher about to pop out right now, right?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: I'm getting pumped. Hey, yo, what? I'm stopping.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I'm stopping the race. I'm going to the announcer's table.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: I'm tapping my... Hey, yo, it's Dookie on this motherfucker. Hey, bitch.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: What you doing?
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: You shit? You shitted? Mind you, you're in China. And
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: they'll be like... Hey, bitch. Kaka.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Shout out to China.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Speaking of out-of-pocket women.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: What is Chinese for Dookie?
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Mandarin.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Not Cantonese?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: What is the Chinese word for poop?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Mandarin. Mandarin. Shit. Hey! Hey, bitch! That's simple. Shit. Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Shit, shit.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Shit everywhere. So Dookie's just shit, and shit,
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: shit is thank you. I was about to say, isn't
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: it like shit, shit need like thank you or some shit? Dookie, dookie, yes.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Dookie, dookie, thank you.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Hey, man, I'm not the Mandarin.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Shit, shit. I don't know.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Our Asian listeners, if there's any, our Chinese listeners, if
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: there's any of you left after last week.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, I don't think there's any left. Nah,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: salute to y'all, man. Salute to y'all, man. Y'all understand.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: I hope we didn't scare you.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: If you're part of the gang, you got to take
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: some jokes.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man. We're going to lay off y'all for a
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: little bit. We're going to find somebody else. Yeah. Oh, wait.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: What you got, Keenan?
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: I got to go back to the cruise because I
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: saw some wild shit on this cruise. Oh. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, yes,
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: while we're on the beach, right, we're in the ocean,
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: and I see this guy that's in the ocean, and
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: he has a hat on, right? He has a hat
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: on and a t-shirt. First off, big people, stop wearing
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: shirts on the beach, in the pools. We see your fat.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Once you get fat, now the white t-shirt is now see-through,
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: so we're looking at your fat self anyway.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Stop doing that shit.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: But that's besides the point. So... I see this hat
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: and this t-shirt with the white beard on, and I'm
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: looking at Keon. I'm like, yo, Keon, you see this nigga, yo?
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: She's like, yo, that's crazy. I'm like, yo, I wouldn't
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: be surprised if this nigga is fully clothed right now. Like, socks, shoes,
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: and everything. She's like, yeah, he probably got Timbs on.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Please don't tell me. Why did this nigga get out
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: the ocean? Fully clothed. He didn't have shoes on, but
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: he had socks and slides on in the middle of
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: the ocean. I'm like, nigga, are we dead ass? Yeah,
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: what kind of pants?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: He had on, no, nigga.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: No, I'm saying, yeah.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Yes. Oh my.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I just saw you pointing out to your hands.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Yes. I'm like, my man, are you dead ass, bro?
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: You could at least took your shirt off. You could
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: at least took your shirt off, socks and shoes. He
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: just walked into the ocean. He got off the cruise
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: and walked into the ocean.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: He just walked into the ocean.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Sure is nice out here.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: I don't want anyone to steal my clothes, so I'll
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: just keep them on.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I'll just keep them on. I don't want anybody to
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: steal my Nietzsche jeans. Ain't nobody going to get my shit.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. That's how you know niggas don't really be
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: going anywhere. The polo socks are too rare. Nobody's going
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: to take my Looney Tunes academic shirt.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, I just had to get that out.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: That shit was crazy.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, last night, well, we went to the Rod Wave concert.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah, we did. As a family.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a great outing. I've never seen a
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: crowd more... engaged or like I've never those are the
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: most die hard know all the words fans I've.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Ever seen in my life absolutely and such a variety
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: of fans and like supporters like I saw people older
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: than us younger than us literal children literal children literal
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: actual children.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: White Mexican black yeah.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: You see the hardest niggas you see the little girls.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah I done seen motherfucking dope boys with Literally.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: And in tweens. Yep. He got everybody.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: I say all that to say, when I was leaving,
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: I saw someone get hit by a car in the
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: parking lot.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Damn. Why couldn't it be me? Like an actual person
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: get hit by a car?
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: A person was walking in front of my car. Then
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: someone pulled out and just clipped.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: The back of their ankle. That's tough. But it hurt? Nigga, what?
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: It looked like it hurt, but then the guy just
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: looked at him. And then the person rolled down their window.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know what they said, but the person just
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: kept on walking.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: I was like, what? Wow.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: I wonder what they said. That this stopped immediately.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, he must have up that pole.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, he just showed it to him like, nah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Never mind. Bro, down the window and.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Went. We are in Pennsylvania. We cool.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Yes. We cool. Yeah, man. Shout out to our friend, COO, benefactor, op.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: The benefactor. You said op.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Friend and op. Because he was acting up. He was
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: acting up.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: That man was in a different mode. Q, you were
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: acting up.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Rod Wave puts him in a different space, man.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: He brought up some other stuff. I'm like, yo, relax. Bro,
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, my man.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: You saw that, right?
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I was like, yo. What you doing? I was like, yo,
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: you're wilding right now, brother. What you doing, bro? I'm like,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: you're actually acting up. Listen, man. Severely. That crown and
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Rod had my man in a different headspace. He had
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: a lot of crowns. My man standing up on fucking
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: ledges holding fucking TVs. That wasn't even a TV. That
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: was an exit sign.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I'm like, he's holding on to that.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: He was smacking that glass. There was niggas sitting right there.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you're going to hit this little white bitch.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: They kept looking up.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I just act like I ain't see nothing.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I ain't fighting this Wisconsin.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: This nigga was looking like, yo, this nigga's bugging.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: And then he kept turning around to me like, y'all
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: niggas kept talking about Rod Wave. I'm like, stop gripping
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: me with these two niggas. I always fucked with Rod.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: It was these niggas.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, Elzy was singing the same word.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I knew some of his songs. You grew to like him,
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: but in the beginning, you was like, ain't nobody listen
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: to that sad ass music.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: It's sad, but no, I've been listening to Rod since
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: he came out.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah. So I've known songs, but I could also
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: accept the fact that he's fat and sad. It's just
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: a fact. It's just a fact.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: It's just a sad fanny.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: It's just a sad big old fanny. He was crying. Yeah,
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: he was crying and everything. I thought he was sweating,
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: but I'm like, oh, nah. At one point, he was
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: actually crying. It came from his eyes. Yeah, at one point,
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: he was actually crying. Yeah, he was sweating.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: His eyes was a little red a couple times out there.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: During that one song, he was actually crying.
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: Because he's rapping about people that have died.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: That's his life, man.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: And also, you got to think, if you make it
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: like that, and you got all these people singing your
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: song like that, I'd be crying, too.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Philly always show him love. He's like, that's why I
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: always come back here. Yeah, he started off the tour
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: in Philly. He literally just added that date. Shut up. What?
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: I appreciate y'all coming. Fuck. I mean, he's still got
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: to sell the tickets. It could be a big market
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: if nobody comes to see it. He just did it
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: on Saturday.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: It's most likely that you're going to sell when you
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: come to Philadelphia.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: But he just did it on Saturday and then added
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: that show. And it was a Monday night.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Roll. He got it. Good Lord. He got it. It
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: was week one of football. It was Monday night football.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: He was like, I got to see Rod. Wait, so
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: did anybody get... Was Friday there? Yeah. Yeah, he opened.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: What time did he go on? Because.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: It must have been at 8 o'clock on the dot.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Three hours before, bro.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say it. I got there at 7.48.
• 36:56
  Speaker 7: And Friday came out, I want to say, 8.30, 8.45.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: No, I was there at that time. Wasn't I?
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: No, you weren't.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: No, you weren't. You got there closer to 9. I didn't.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: What did he do, 20 minutes? Yeah. Okay, well, I mean,
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: he only got 20 minutes. Yeah, he wasn't out there long. Sorry.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: He wasn't out there long. Okay. I missed him. I
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: didn't even see him.
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: Because- Quan and Q have, obviously, they've gone to see Rod.
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: So I showed up at 8.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: They saw him a few weeks ago.
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: I showed up at 8, and I'm thinking maybe Rod,
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: because Q said Rod will come out at 9.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he lied to us.
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: So I'm getting food with Q, and Q was like,
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: he ain't coming out until like 9.45.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Then he came out at 10 on the dot. He
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: be chilling back there.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: He was probably asleep.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Took a nap like Mike before.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Smart. Smart. Shout out to him. That concert was lit.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Very, very. The stage was fire.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Very good show, the way he put together the set
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: it up and all that stuff. They hooked his ass
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: onto the thing and I was like, okay.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: He's up in the air, suspended. Walking around.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Walking around.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: I noticed one clip he showed, he was at the
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: Kanye concert. Because I was looking at that stage, I'm like,
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: there's no way he didn't get that idea from Kanye.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: But that was like, Jesus.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That stage. When he had the thing over. Yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: that stage. Jesus, man. That shit was fire. I was like,
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: but a very low vibrational crowd. Oh, extremely. Oh, boy.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: It was some interesting characters in there. Good thing y'all
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: left early. I see that.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Because the let out was a mess.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: When I came in, I foresaw what this let out
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: was going to be. And I was like, babe, we
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: got to get the fuck up out of here.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: We got to get up here at a reasonable time.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: It wasn't that bad.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: That's how someone got hit in the parking lot.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: This is about to get real chimpish. We need to
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: get the fuck up out of here.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: The vibrations were low, but the vibes were high.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I seen a fully pregnant woman with both ass cheeks out.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: I saw her. I'm like, okay. You got to see Rob.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: We out here. Got to go. Got to go. Got
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: to go. Got to go right now. I mean, you
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: got to show up. You know what I'm saying? You
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: got to show up and put up. You even got
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: to get haircuts.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: You got to show up like that.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: You know who else was showing their ass? Raven Simonier.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Defend it. Defend what? Have you heard? Yeah, I heard.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: I was hoping y'all talked about it last episode. I
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: feel like I missed a good transition. Nope, we were
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: waiting for you. You were saving it just for you.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're saving it for me.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: For.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: That's your girl. She is. And she can still get
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: taken down at this point. But she's just... Taken down?
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? Like taken down? Put her through
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: the match.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: Chris Brown.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Yes. I would still put Raven-Symoné through the match.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: She literally looks like.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: She literally looks like Rolando Brown now.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: No.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: That's disrespectful.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. She literally... No, she don't. No, she don't.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: But it literally looks like.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: She's been saying dumb shit for a while. And it's
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: just like.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: If you don't know what we're talking about, Raven and
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: her white wife, I don't know her name.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: We will only refer to her as her white wife.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Raven and her white wife were saying that That's
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: So Raven wasn't a black show. Which, if you've ever
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: seen That's So Raven, you know that's a lie.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: You only got to see one episode to know that.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Close your eyes. Close your eyes. And if you listen
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: to the words... What do you... Like, just picture them green. No, bitch. No.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: You guys are talking about Thanksgiving and.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Y'all had jazz episodes. Wasn't there an episode where she
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: wouldn't get hired because she was black?
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Because she was black.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Literally said, it's like, I don't.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Hire black people. I don't hire black people.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: She said that.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Yes. She said that.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: First of all, bitch, your name is Raven Simone. You
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: got a black ass name.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Shut up.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Man, that's so Raven.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: That's so racist. She just be saying dumb shit, bro.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: And I guess this whole thing that they say her
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: white wife is jealous of her or anything. I don't
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: know if she's jealous. I don't know their dynamics.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: It's just... Those two just been... Ever since they started
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: that podcast, they just been saying dumb shit after dumb shit.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: There's some odd energy in there.
• 41:02
  Speaker 8: It's odd energy and I feel like they have certain
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: conversations to force themselves to.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Go viral, which is why we're talking about it now. Maybe.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: I just feel like.
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: A lot of the things are forced.
• 41:12
  Speaker 8: And it was like one of the things that stood
• 41:14
  Speaker 8: out to me, they were saying that a lot of
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: people felt like Raven's wife was using her for money.
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: And then her wife was like, I'm way more successful
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: than her.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Why would you do that? Don't even know who you are. Well, no,
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: she was saying I'm rich on my own. No, she
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: was saying I'm rich on my own. I'm actually the
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: breadwinner in our relationship. I doubt that. I mean, don't.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, she could be, but.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: She could be. Because I actually looked up her background.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: I can understand why.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: What does she do?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I believe she has like.
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: She comes from Tech Money.
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: Ah.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so she does.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: But then also, being a breadwinner, being married to Raven-Symoné, bitch,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: she don't need you.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Like, neither of you might need each other.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: That's what it sounds like. They don't need each other.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: You don't need either one. That's what it is.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: But then, the internet was getting at... What's his name? Callan? Callan?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Who? The guy in the episode.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Kalen. Kalen, yeah, yeah. Yes. They were getting on him
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: for not pushing back. Man, it's their show. Yeah, it is,
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: but I feel like if I was sitting down, I'm like, girl,
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: what you talking about? Because listen to him talk. Now, granted,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: he was saying, Just because I didn't push back doesn't
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: mean that I.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Agreed with it.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Right. But I would have been like, once she was like, oh,
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: you saw a color and not, and instantly put it black.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: And I would have been like, Raven, what you talking about?
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's honestly, you're picking on the wrong people
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: if you're saying that.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they was definitely picking on the wrong guy.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: It's just like, for sure. His silence didn't mean that
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: he was complicit in it. It was just like, man,
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: you can say that dumb shit on your own.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Like, I'm in somebody else's house. I'm not going to
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: disrespect them. But I definitely would have been like, Raven,
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: you didn't get hired because you was black. I would
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: have started quoting episodes. I'm like, what you talking about, bro?
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: You were there.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: You were doing the uh-oh to a song.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Stop it. Stop it.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Like, what are we doing?
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: What are we doing? You don't have to call yourself black,
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: but you're not going to take away that black ass show.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: I'm going to call up Pratt one single. No, shoot.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: That's like saying the Proud Family's not a black show.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Like, are we dead ass?
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: That ain't black. Like, what? What? You mean the show
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: with all these niggas in it?
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: No.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: You mean the show with black people on it?
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Just because you got a token white. It was literally
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: one white person in a cast. The show with the
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: theme song by Solange? No.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: No. No. The theme song where you're singing and Eddie's
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: rapping the hook? Not a black show? Really? Oh, okay. Yeah,
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: that's why I'm like. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah, it's getting harder
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: to keep that attraction to her, but man. I don't
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: understand how you- I don't see how you're doing now.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: She really is like- Keenan's on his last straw. She
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: has completely left herself go. She just went in a whole,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: just a different direction. She really did. Even her earlier,
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: when she was younger, and I think she was on
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: The View or whatever, that talk show that she was on.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you get a reel, and.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: She was like, oh, I'm not black. I mean, like- Raven, stop. Man,
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: I knew shit was going downhill.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: She was like, my name is actually pronounced Raven Simone.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Simone, yeah. I'm like, all right. Man, shut up.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's nothing.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: That's like when Masego got on stage.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: It's like, it's actually not Masego.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: It's Masego. Shut up, nigga. What are you talking about?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: You say Masego, nigga.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: You told us your name was that. What are you
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: talking about?
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: There's an accent over the ear. I don't give a motherfucker.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: It's there for a reason. I know, but when he
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: goes on stage, he be like, hello, my name is Masego.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about Raven-Symoné.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: Her, too.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: She can't just say my name is... She can't correct you.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: Has she ever not told us her name wasn't Raven-Symoné?
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: Has she ever said, my name is Raven Simone?
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: You come out 35 years, 40 years later and say,
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: it's actually.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, Denzel came out fucking 50 years later and
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: told us something.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: My name's not Denzel, it's Denzel. And we're like, shut
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: the fuck up, Denzel.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Shut up, dumbass. Okay.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Niggas can't correct names. Yeah, shut up. Correct us earlier.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Don't correct us at all.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Actually, my name is Denzel. Don't be like... Shut up. Denzel.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: He said it is L. It is what it is.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Actually, I'm going to put an apostrophe in between it
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: to really accentuate that it's Denzel.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Actually, shut up.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Actually, I'm going to put an extra L on that bitch. Actually,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: you're going to be like the ad nigga.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Denzel.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Z-E-L-L-E, nigga.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: And send me some bread while you at it.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure with all that, yeah.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: You know what? You got me. Fuck out of here.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Denzel.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Denzel.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't correct it to a whacker name.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Denzel. Denzel. That's his name. That's his name. That's a
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: dork ass son of a nigga making another movie. Mama
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: named him. We need you out here. That's what his
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: mama gave him. Denzel.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Actually, my name is Mike L.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Imagine me like I become a famous comedian in 30 years.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: My name is Mickle. Mickle. That nigga Masejo said. Shut up.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: He said his name is pronounced Masejo.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: That nigga shit. Shut up, senor.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Shut up and fuck you.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Callate la boca, nigga.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: What? Thank you for saying my name right. My name
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: is Macejo. Yeah, right? I just saw an interview where
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: he's like, hello, my name is Macejo. Literally, there's compilations
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: of him saying Macejo. Shut up, nigga. And then you
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: get in front of some other niggas, you act like
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: a brand new nigga. Fuck you. You dick riding, actually. Yeah, nigga.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: I don't even like- Themself? No, them. And himself. Dick
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: riding the crowd.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Multiple.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: I've never even seen that happen before. Dick riding the crowd.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: By telling niggas this- Dick riding the crowd.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: No, it's about when he's saying, oh, thank you for
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: saying my name correctly.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Well, nigga, you've been saying it like this. Exactly. That's
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: like you're saying.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Raven and Denzel, I guess, maybe have more of a
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: leg to stand on.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: But I don't know.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: They probably have, I'm Denzel. They probably have a whole
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: bunch of interviews where they say, I'm this and I'm that.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: But you literally are.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: I don't think anyone ever says their name in an interview.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Most people don't have to say their name.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Of course, exactly.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: But there's multiple instances of you saying it like this.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: So if the nigga who's naming it is just saying
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: it like that, Why the fuck wouldn't I believe you?
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: That's how you say it. I mean, just like how
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: after a while people stop correcting, like if somebody's always
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: spelling your name wrong or saying your name, after a
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: while you just stop correcting them because it just takes
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: two months.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: So yeah, sure, that's my name.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: That's how people started calling me Calvin because I said,
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: I'm tired of telling people to call me the mom.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: I give up. Calvin it is.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: How does that happen though?
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: It's just because I get tired. Really? No, just like Yeah.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: I don't even care.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: We're going with it. Calvin.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: That's me. It's on my birth certificate.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: But it'd be like, you'd be mad if people call
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: you Calvin. And then like, every time I see you somewhere, yeah,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I'm Calvin.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: I might not answer immediately, but. Yeah.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: You calling yourself Calvin.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: You're Calvin.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Actually, I just heard you introduce yourself as Calvin.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: It's like, you go your whole life as Keenan. And
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: then one day you're like, actually, my name is Jared.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Nigga, shut the fuck up. And who the fuck ever
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: called you that?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Not a goddamn soul. Some people actually know me as Jared.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Who? New people I meet. Because with my stutter, it's
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: hard for me to say my name for some reason.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: So I say Jared instead of Keenan. You can joke
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: all you want. So for some reason, Jared comes out fine.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Sometimes Keenan comes in. Are you trying to say it?
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Try to say Keenan.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: It's both. Hey, it is what it is. There's some
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: people that know me by Jared. It's crazy. Wow. Jared.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: You know what's funny?
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Either Jared or KJ. KJ? Yeah. This thing is full
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: of shit.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: I can kind of see that. I can kind of
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: see that. I can see it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Keenan, Jared.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: I get it. I have a side of my family
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: that doesn't call me Corey. You call yourself Dwight? Yes.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: My name is.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Boom. stutter names have K names.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: It's just easy to say something else.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Dwight. Your parents is cruel. How did they know?
• 49:28
  Speaker 8: I think I walked myself into that one.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: My name is... Speech impediments aren't funny.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: He said, Jarrett.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: That shit's annoying, bro.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: No, is that what happened? Like, and then, yeah, fuck it.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: No, he just, like, ah, fuck, Jared.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: That's like our rhodicism. Like, it was people who can't
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: say R's. They can't even say the name. It's called rhodicism.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: They can't even pronounce it.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know that was a word thing.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: I need to hear that.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, people that, well, they just can't say R's.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Like, hey, hello, how are you doing? Like, people that
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: talk like that. Oh, I thought that was just baby junk.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: No, it's an actual speech impediment, but it's called rhodotism,
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: and it can't say R's.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, my.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: It's funny because it starts with an R.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Exactly. So it's a woticism? It's a woticism. I have woticism.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: I have woticism. Nigga, talk normal. Same way that they
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: put the S in lisp. Lisp, yep, same thing. Lululemon.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Same thing? Lisp. Lululemon. I was going to say, what
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: are we looking at? It's upside down.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: That's horrible.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: But that's also.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Hilarious that he came up with that name.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: And the driving factor was that a certain group of
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: people would have a hard.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Time pronouncing it.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: That's real hatred right there.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Real hatred.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Wow. You're shitty, my guy. Wow. You're shitty.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I got a new colon brand called, for people who
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: wrote this, it was called Raging Rari Rover Republic.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: Waging Wahoo.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: I got a Woosta in my Wahoo. Shout out to
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: you if you have relatives.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Shout out to... We never shouted out Dolly Parton.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: R.I.P. Dolly Parton. We didn't.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Shout out Dolly.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: No, we didn't. How didn't we? Yeah.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Because it happens, man. Shout out to Dolly. All the
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: good things she did. Oh, man.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Did she die on a Tuesday? It was the day
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: after or something. I don't know.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: She died and we just.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: We just didn't talk about it. She died two weeks ago.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Y'all should have talked about it last episode.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we did.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: I'm saying maybe it was a day like that. Nah. Nah.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: It definitely slipped the mind.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: But yeah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: R.I.P. to a real one, bro. R.I.P. to a real one.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: Some great boobies, man. She loved the blacks and she
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: loved the children.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: She did. She was a good Christian woman.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: That was a good woman. Miss Rachel going to carry
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: on the legacy.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Loving the blacks and the children. Who?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Miss Rachel.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: She was a lethal shooter. Huh? Yes. She was a
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: lethal shooter. Yeah. I'm like, yo, she really, all right.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: She's.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: She's really going on a crazy nigga PR run right now.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: She is. Good.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: We got some good people on the horizon.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: We got her. We got Mamdani. We got your mans
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: out of Michigan. Abdul.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: I keep seeing him everywhere now. The more he talks,
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: the more I like him.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: They call him Mean Dami.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: That nigga is Eric Mays.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: If you know who Eric Mays is. Yes, you do.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Same energy. He was like, are you done?
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: He said, can I have the floor?
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: She's like, yes, you do. I'm like, this is in
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: a council meeting. This is an official political business. He
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: talking like this. He didn't play. RIP to him, too.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Some good guys on the way up.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: Guys, anything else we going to do?
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: We do? Is there anything else that we do?
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Do we need to bring that button back, Kenan? We
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: don't have to do it. I don't think it's in there,
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: but I didn't add it. But in case you want it.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Who put Mitch McConnell as back? Y'all see that, though?
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: I did. Y'all see that motherfucker? That nigga is not back, bro.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: How in the fuck did anyone go 95 days without
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: seeing Mitch McConnell?
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: That's an inanimate object.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: You know what's funny? It was a nigga that was
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: on CNN. I think it was Scott Jennings. That motherfucker said, oh, yeah,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell's fine. We had a 20-minute conversation about palsy.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: No, the fuck. You didn't.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: You might have talked for 20 minutes while Mitch sat
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: there drooling.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: You wasn't talking to Mitch. You were talking to.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: You were talking to yourself.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: You were talking to the mummy. You were talking to
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: an answering machine.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: You were talking to an empty husk.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: No, you said, oh yeah, and then somebody on the
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: other line said, yeah, Mitch said, that's dope.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Mitch said, that shit is fire, nigga.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: And then, so he pulls up or whatever, and then
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: they say he went missing again after that.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: How the hell? How does somebody who can't walk, talk,
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: do anything go missing?
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Somebody on Twitter said they got to put that nigga
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: back on the charts so he can come out for
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: another 15.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Yo.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Yo. The lady, the one person was.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Like, hey, Mitch, give us a thumbs up. And I
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: guess somebody told him to just say smile and give
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: a thumbs up. And then they asked him again why
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: he was in the car. And then you can hear
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: somebody go, he already did, because he's just sitting there like,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: that nigga's not.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: Hey, man, listen. I'll never feel bad for a racist,
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: but they need to let that old man retire. Just
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: let him- Retire?
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Retire from life.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just- Yeah, retire from this plane of business. Just
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: push him off the edge of something, man.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: They said they just snubbed that nigga with big beans
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: like a taxidermy.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: He's full of navy beans.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: That nigga's full of pinto beans, nigga.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: He's just full of.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: That nigga's a big old burrito. He's full of actual....
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: It's nothing going on.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Nothing. It's nothing. There's minimal.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: They filled him full of sand, like a basketball court
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: from your house.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: It's literally weekend at Bernie's, bro. Same thing. That nigga's
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: filled with silicone like a fake boobie. Just saline. Just
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: a big.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Husker sailing. He's nothing going on.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: There's no brain activity, though.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Bro, those synapses are firing. It's nothing. He barely remembers
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: how to breathe. That's about all the breathing he's got.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: He knows nothing but breathing and fine dining. Yeah. What's
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: his name? What's his name?
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: We threw out his name.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: We threw out his name.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: All you know is fine dining.
• 55:40
  Speaker 9: All you know is breathing and upholding capitalism.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's crazy. Just to hold this. Like, look at him.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: He went missing again.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he went missing. It was like six hours.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Because when I first seen the two things, like, I saw,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: you know, the nigga that's, you know, the one nigga
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: on Twitter that always got the news, the nigga Phil Lewis.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I saw there was like FBI or surrounding Mitch McConnell.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this nigga dead? Like, nah, they
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: just fucking rolling this fucking sack of human refuge out.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Does he not have a family? Like, is everybody dead?
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: They probably all depend on that nigga to be alive.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: Man, that shit is inhumane, dog. That shit is crazy.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Hey, man, a lot of things are inhumane.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: That shit is just crazy, man. Fucking he ain't human.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: That shit is insane. He's on some other shit right now.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: That nigga's a man. He's a manhunter.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: That nigga's run by Aon.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: That nigga's a manhunter. He's going to blow himself up.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: That nigga. Oh, my God.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: But we got a Beat a Brigade question of the week.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Question of the week this week is, what's a
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: bad habit that you won't stop?
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: I feel this one very deeply. This is near and
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: dear to my heart. Procrastinating.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: He said, I'm too good at this life shit. I said,
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: you know what?
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I feel that.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: I'm not too good at it, but.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do it anyway.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: I'm going to procrastinate and do things I shouldn't do
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: instead of the thing I should be focusing on.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Because why not?
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: I can always do it later.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Always.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Even if it's not, it doesn't work out.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Even if it's too much later. This one, I agree with.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I relate to this one. What's a bad habit that
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: you won't stop doing?
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Biting my nails.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Why? Apparently, I was biting my nails in the last
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: episode I did with Keanu on Clearly It Depends. It
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: was like, damn, Keenan all biting his nails all in
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: the mic. I was like, ooh, in the mic is crazy.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't even realize I was doing it.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: But why?
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I just, I don't know.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: It's a habit.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: I can't stop. I always bite my nails.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: You guys all bite your nails?
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You never did it? My another one is cracking
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: my knuckles. I do that. I do that all the time.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: So you always bring out the trimmers for the.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I only do those for my toes.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: Wow. Gay.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: And I'm... I got hard nails.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Have you ever ripped off your toenails?
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: Huh? Ripped them off, yeah. Huh?
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: You ever just ripped them off? Like, instead of cutting it,
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: you're just like, you know what?
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Rip.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I might
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: not have pinky toenails right now. Listen. Yeah. Yeah, I
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: know you do that.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: You normally rip them off? You don't cut your toenails?
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I normally rip them off.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: You just rip them off?
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: I get them after a shower when they're nice and soft.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Put my foot on the sink. What a visual. When
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: they're nice and soft. Yeah. Yeah. Now, the only time
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: I bring out the tremors is when I get a
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: little too close to the skin. I'm like, ah, fuck.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Now I got to cut it. I'm a real nigga.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: You just rip it. Hell no.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: That shit hurt.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: That shit hurt like a bitch. And that's one of
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: those pains that lingers for like a week, a day
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: or two.
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: That's how I knew I had a higher pain tolerance
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: when I was little.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Because you were ripping off toenails for fun? Yeah, that's different.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: That's different. That sounds like something Krishan would say. What?
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: He said, I actually like the band. baby.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Putting on nipple cleanse.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Julie, where are the chip clips? On his nuts and
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: his nipples.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: Busting off the pain.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: Nah, it ain't that type of... Just clipping his head.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Just clipping the... No, just the skin.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: The little foreskin.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Just the little... Nah, it's like you open up the
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: hole and you clip it. Death by a thousand cuts.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: A thousand cuts.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Breezy piss.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: Breezy piss.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Open the hole and clip the... Each side of the
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: hole stays open. I feel everything. I'm just reciting Kendrick.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: I feel everything. That's crazy.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: Beautiful game question.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. What the metal wants to do. Not that
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: plastic shit. Every piss feels like the end of a haircut.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: It's just sea breeze.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: You got a metal clip like the top of a clipboard?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Like a coach's clipboard?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I'll never pee again.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Just close the... Clamp it whole. I don't even have
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: to pee. Just block it up. I love it when
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: I get a UTI. I'll pee out my ass if
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: I have to.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I'm so bloated with urine.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: My kidneys are inflamed. I'm just crying piss. Sick. But again,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: what's that habit that you won't stop? I had to
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: force myself to do this, but gambling fan duel and
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: tearing up my pockets. Yeah, I decided last year that
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: it was going to be my last year betting on
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: sports because it's just never going to work for me,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: and I'm tired of giving it my money. Fair enough.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: So if I want to gamble it, I'm going to
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: put it in the stock.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Yep, I took one bad parlay from Corey and never
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: did it again.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: It happens. One to one. And then Corey posts the
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: parlay that he won, that he told you nothing about.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: And then he'll be like, another successful win?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: They're like, what the fuck?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Yo, why do you do that?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: He uses people for bad juju. What he does is
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: he tells a whole bunch of people to make his bets,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: so then Vegas sees that it's a surge of bets.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Don't tell me this shit is bulletproof. When it's full
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: of bullet holes. He told me it was.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Bulletproof, and it's looking like drink when he came out
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: of the shades with that fucking smoky hoodie. That's the
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: parlay right there.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Somebody call an ambulance, but not for me. Like, what
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: the fuck? That's very misleading.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: As I explained before, when I give you a bet
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: on a Tuesday. By the time Saturday night comes or
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: Sunday morning, there's more information out.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: So then don't give me a bet on Tuesday.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Hold on. Stop. Stop. Stop.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: You have everybody's phone number.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: There's a group chat. So that doesn't mean anything because Saturday,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: you're like, hey, I just got this new information.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Why don't I share it with everybody? Pull out that parlay.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: You know what? If I place a bet, it stays there.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: I'm not cashing out and replacing a new bet.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: So we're all losing money together. But this is the problem. When.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: I see you post another one, and we never knew
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: about this one.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: I haven't done that in two years. We got to
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: move on.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: What bet is that? What bet is that?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 7: Last time I did that, we was wearing masks.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Money line on the.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: I told you that bet on Tuesday, nigga.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Money line on the Hornets. What the fuck? I'm not
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: the same person I was Tuesday. I'm not the same
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: person I was Tuesday. That nigga was moving crazy. This
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: nigga's betting on the big three. What the fuck? Is
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: he betting backwards?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: You should ban people's accounts for that shit.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: If you were betting backwards pretty much. What does that mean?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: Say you would bet on the sixes to win and
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: you place another bet for the sixes to lose.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: So you break even? Yeah.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: When I work for Bet Rivers and Sugar House, they
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: will block your account for that.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not winning anything. But they're not getting anything.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: They're not getting anything either.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: The whole system is set up for them to get
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: the money from you.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: I forget the term that we had. In order for
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: us to see that though, imagine how much you have
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: to be doing that.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: That's the problem. Sure, but it's also like I'm not
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: doing anything at all as well.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 8: To your point now, FanDuel offers reward points that turns.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: Into money that you can bet with.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: So the more bets you place, the more points you get.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: So that's Yeah, so people were racking up points and
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: not spending anything.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, that makes sense.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: I can't remember that.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: It's almost like if you own a restaurant and niggas
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: just come into the restaurant and order water.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: You're just basically, get the fuck out.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: But every time they order water, they swipe the rewards card.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: Nigga.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of here. I got my restaurant.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of here. I'm going to whoop
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: your motherfucking head.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: I'm actually going to fucking pour this water on you
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: and kick you.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: The fuck out of here. Actually, next time I'm going
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: to heat this bitch up. Hot water. That happened at
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Cracker Barrel. I believe it. What didn't happen at Cracker Barrel?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: I know, right? Everything.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: You get sexual harassment, drug deals, whatever you want. Whatever
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: you want. Whatever you're looking for at Cracker Barrel, you'll
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: find it.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: It's lit.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: What's a bad habit that you won't stop? Speaking of procrastination,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: This one also, thinking I can get gas in the morning.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Bro, I stopped doing that.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: I don't think I ever was successful getting gas in
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: the morning. I don't think I ever was.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: I was always late every time I did it. It's
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: almost like you drive by the gas station. You're like, nah.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: I just want to go home right now. And then
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: in the morning.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: It's like, oh, no, I'm 10 minutes late.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: I can't get gas. Speaking of gas, why the fuck
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: did I leave for a week? And I come back,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: that bitch is 50 cents higher. Did you think it
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: was going to keep going down? No, but I can
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: understand it's shit going up around the holiday, but we
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: just passed Labor Day. Why the fuck does this shit
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: surge in a week?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: It probably surged because he told everybody that he was
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: about to give them a $ 5, 000 check that doesn't exist.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Nah, they blowing shit up over there.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, oh, are they?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they said gas will probably be $ 10 a gallon soon.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: Hell no!
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Keenan. Well, you have to think.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 7: Iran already said they're not negotiating with this current administration.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they literally said we're not negotiating.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not even trying to be funny.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: It's going to hit $ 10 a gallon.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: Good.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: Don't negotiate shit with these niggas.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 8: Now, if you are a transplant anywhere, if you want
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 8: to buy your plane ticket for Thanksgiving.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: Do it now because it'll probably cost you a couple
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: bands to come home in two months.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Hey, yo, where's that nigga that was turning the fucking
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: plastic into fuel?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: I need to talk to him.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Plastiline? They got his ass. His name's Julian something. I
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: know his name's Julian. I was just on his page
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: the other day. I need to know. He's deceased. I wish, nigga. No,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: you don't.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: I do and I don't.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: That nigga's days are numbers. Yeah, they are.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: So you'll find me in Trinidad. I'll just leave him.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: He's making Plastiline. Shout out to him. That shit's crazy, bro.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: That shit's dumb. I'm a dumb. I took a vagina. Yeah.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: King over there. Okay, so I got another one. What's
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: a bad habit that you won't stop? Saying nigga. My
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: four-year-old daughter laughed and pointed to someone on TV and said,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: look at this nigga. That's funny. Yeah, I fear that
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: could be me.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: That could be Carter's first word.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: Nah, because all you got to do is like- Carter's
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: first word, but maybe like his third. Okay. His sixth word.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: Did your parents cuss.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Around you a lot? Yeah.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: My mom a little bit, but no.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: My mom's mom. My grandmother. Oh, man.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: She was bad?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: So, I mean, I know y'all know me now, but
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: my family used to not cuss around.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: Me at all.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: And we did not cuss around each other.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: I believe that.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: I believe that.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think my mom has ever even cursed at me.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: I believe that. And my dad absolutely has not.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: I don't believe I've heard your dad speak 18 words. So,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't imagine cursing would be one of those 18.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: So, that's why when we started this podcast, it was
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: such a shock.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, to see you like... Yes. You were like, Julian! Yeah,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: because I remember... You.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Know how to figure it out, right?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: So when we first started, my mom... We don't curse
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: around each other, so my mom never heard me curse
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: until this.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I remember one time when I was younger, around high
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: school age. No, it was like elementary school, whatever. Like
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: middle school age. I started becoming more of an... Not
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: an adult, but more older. I had a little more
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: leeway with my language. I couldn't curse outright. But I
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: was allowed to get nigga off every once in a while.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get that off.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: I was able to get that off every once in
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: a while. And I was like, one time I got
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: a little too liberal with it. I'll never forget it.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: We're at Disney World.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: It's called Mickey Mouse World.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: I think we was on the It's a Small World.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: Look at this nigga.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: This nigga crazy. We were on like, I guess it's
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: a small world ride, one of them automated rides we
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: go through.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And something like jumped out at me like, oh, nigga, nigga, oh, nigga.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: I'm like, four niggas for no reason. Nigga turned into
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: belly gang Cushington. Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga. You turned into
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: Fat Joe. I turned into Fat Joe for a second.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: You turned into what? I'm the blackest nigga you know.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: A Mexican woman. A little Mexican teen.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Niggas give me EBGs.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: That's like, what are you talking to me? That's my nigga.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: My nigga, nigga. Catch me on Love Island next season.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: That's my nigga. Nigga. Nigga?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: And then my dad's like, what are you doing?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: He's like, stop it, nigga.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: Damn, nigga. He's like, goddamn, nigga. Why you don't nigga
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: ass over my goddamn nigga space? Watch your mouth. Your
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: grandma's right here. Mike, we're at Disney World? You know,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: the deacon and deaconess are right here. Right there. Goddamn. Dave.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: Grandma and me started playing like, damn, my grandson going
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: to hell. That's how it go. Man. And the thing is,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: it's to a point where I still don't curse in
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: front of my parents. Oh, no. No, I don't. I
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: only curse if I'm telling a story. I be hating
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: when some of y'all niggas be cursing in front of
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: my parents. I'm like, niggas, what y'all doing? That's RT's favorite.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: My parents has heard RT curse more than they've ever
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: heard me curse.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: Nah, you know who likes to do that a lot?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: This nigga. He gets in front of our parents and
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: turns into Bernie Mac.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Doing his tight five. Why are you saying that in
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: front of my mother? I mean, that motherfucker.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Why are you saying that in front of my mother?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, we're adults. Yes, we are. But we still got
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: to have some decorum around our elders. I don't curse
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: around your parents. Why are you cursing around mine?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: He gets away with a lot.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: Who's worse though, him or RT? RT.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: R.T., because at least his is in the form of
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: a joke.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 8: R.T.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: 's just cursing the curse. R.T.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Be like, that shit don't make no damn sense.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: R.T. be like, nigga, nigga, nigga. He used to. Nigga, nigga, nigga. Damn, nigga.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: Mike comes with, his come in the form of a joke,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: so they at least get to chuckle with it. His
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: dad loves it. It's just a regular conversation. Hold on,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: hold on. Some profanity makes sense.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I don't get off the hard. Do I be getting
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: fucks off? I be getting the fucks off?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: It ain't fuck. It's definitely. I don't get no fucks off.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: It might not be a fuck, but it's definitely.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: That's the one that's a curse word.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: No, it be things. It don't even be.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: I'll just say inappropriate things.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it don't even be curse words. It might as
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: well be cussing. It might as well. Because why are
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: you telling LZ's mom, you better let him get some
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: steak in your house. Yeah, it doesn't matter if.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: There's some steak in the house.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: His mama don't want to hear about his sex life.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: That shit was crazy. First of all, just because you
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: love to talk to your mama about you having sex
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: in the pool doesn't mean that his mama want to
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: hear that he having sex next to the kitchen in
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: that background.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: We're all 30, number one.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: And I know, you know. I wasn't 30 yet, I
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: don't think. We was almost, yeah. So, number one, let's
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: start there.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Number two, you got three good looking sons and there's
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: a whole bunch of girlfriends going there. What the fuck
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: do you.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Think is happening? They're downstairs playing Scrabble.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: Scrabble that ass. Same thing your mom thought was happening.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Nothing. Nothing.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: TV.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: And I had to let her know.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: And I wanted to do my duty and let your
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: parents know. So there's no delusions going on around here.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: We playing Scrabble and the only word I'm playing is pussy.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Triple word score in that ass. Triple words.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. And plus, I get away with it because
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: it's funny. Exactly. That's exactly how I get away with it.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: That's exactly. Oh, my God. This nigga comes to my
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: house for a holiday. And woo-hoo.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: Letting loose, man. It's my favorite time. I really do
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: love it. That's when he shines the brightest. You think
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: he shines on here? No, it's when he's with our family.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: When he's around his parents, man. When I'm around family.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Family. You don't use that same language
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: around your family.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: My dad would just be shaking his head like, this
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: guy is out of his mind.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: I got one more. What's a bad habit that you
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: won't stop? Spinning the block. Face palm emoji.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: Say girl, sometimes when you find a real eater. I
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: used to understand. No longer. It is what it is.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: When you find that....
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: You got to.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Put that shit on repeat.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you go back and he's like, ah, never again.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: Five more times.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: Five more times. Ah, maybe only ten more times. Who's counting?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: After there are ten... Yeah, after there are ten, might
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: as well go twenty. And if I go ten, I
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: might as well go twenty.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: I already have me there. Exactly. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: I have one last one. Last one, last one.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: What is a bad habit that you won't stop doing?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: I do not relate to this in any way, shape,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: or form.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: Busting nuts in these 304s. That has to be a joke.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: My nigga, I hope it's a joke, and if it's not,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: hey man, some C-Cal. Call me Jed York. There's no
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: way you're hitting prostitutes, bro. He's like, bro, it's just
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: easier this way. Niggas do it, though, but... Nigga said
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: it's just easier this way, man. I know for a
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: fact she ain't going to keep the kids. She's going
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: to fuck with her money. That is diabolical. A little bit.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: You're not afraid of STDs enough if you fucking prostitutes, bro.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, hopefully he at least getting a.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: High grade prostitute.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: I don't give a damn what type of prostitute it is.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: You hitting a prostitute, bro?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: You're crazy. Maybe like an escort. That's cool. I don't
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: give a fuck. I don't care.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: If it's a person who has sex for a living.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: It's wild to have sex with a random person. Yeah,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: that's already crazy enough. But now you're having raw sex
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: with a professional. But exactly, which means they got to
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: keep themselves top notch if they want to keep making
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: that money.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: That's what you think.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: That's what I hope. You're using a lot of logic
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: with prostitutes. Listen, you ain't going to fuck with your money,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: so you're going to go contest it. You're going to
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: make sure that that gushy-gushy is still mwah-mwah, so I
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: don't like me good. Gushy-gushy is still mwah-mwah.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: I'm hearing sentences that no one in my bloodline has
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: ever heard.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: This is coming from good pimp ambassador Keenan Dixon.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's good pimps out there. I still think that
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: there are some pimps that really just help the women
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: get out the hood. Pimps with a heart of gold, bro.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Not heart of gold, because you still got to keep
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: the hoe in line, but I still think that there's
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: some pimps out there that's like, listen, I'm going to
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: help you Get your life in order. You're going to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: suck some dick. You're going to throw that ass back.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: And once you get your life, I'll set you free.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: Before he smacks her, you go, this is going to
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: hurt me more than it hurts you? Probably. But then
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: once she get her life in order, she's able to leave.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: She can get out the game. That's what I mean
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: by it. They're pimps. Not college football coaches. How does
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: he get her life? What the hell? Not guidance counseling.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: If he's taking all the money. Guidance counseling.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: Well, no. He takes a portion. Takes a portion. A
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: large portion.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: You need to start watching the Tyler Perry shows. That's
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: what it's about. You're watching the Tyler Perry nonsense.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: I ain't watching no nothing. Listen, I think that there's
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: some good and bad people sometimes. The Pippin Shemarmore? Mm-hmm.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: I think that there's some good and bad people.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: There are good and bad people. Exactly.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: You sound like when Donald Trump said there was good
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: people on both sides of Charlottesville.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: I got some questions.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Good people on both sides.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: My family said we talk about beating off a lot,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: so this question seems to hit home.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: What's a bad habit I won't stop?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: My family said anytime they see us, we're talking about
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: beating off.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: That's a big part of our lives.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: You don't beat off or something?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: You got a podcast of four, five, six guys that's
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: called Not That Serious. You don't think masturbation is going
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: to come up a lot? It's masturbation and shit. Again,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: I jerked off before I got here. And they're prime, too.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: This is prime... Meat years. Hell yeah, man.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Now we're getting to that age where it's like, man,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: I'll just beat up.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: You sound so sad.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: I'll just beat up. I ain't going to ask nothing else.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: I ain't going to ask you nothing else.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: I'm asking only 17 times.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: You say, man, never mind.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Man, fuck this shit.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: When they start soft launch, like, I'm getting tired.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: It's like, I don't want to go through all the theatrics.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: Let me just get this done. You're just wrestling with
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: your zipper. I ain't going through all the rigmarole, man. Oh,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: your head hurts, too?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: I'm just beat to shit. Let me guess.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: You got a stomachache.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get the engine going.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you got it. You ain't eat all day. Whatever.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: I'm so tired. Yep.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: Me, too.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: But the question actually was... Me, too.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: This is why I'm not doing the song and dance.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: We is something wrong with this show. It's really like
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: when you start calling at work the day before so
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: you know you're going to call out. Stop launching the
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: sick day. Stop launching the sick day.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: God damn, something's going on in my throat right now.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: That reminds me of a TikTok. I seen a day
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: when a dude was like... When you pull up late
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: to work, so you got to act like you got
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: an attitude?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: I've definitely done that. They definitely made me late, and
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: that's why I'm so upset. Man, fuck, man.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with people, yo? What's wrong
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: with people?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: I just woke up 10 minutes before I got there.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: Shit. Nah, yo, people got me.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Fucked up, yo.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: Fucking trash. Don't fuck with me.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: But the question was, what was your before porn masturbation videos?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: Used to beat it on Check On It by Beyonce
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: and Fat Girls with Monique.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Listen. Check on it. Listen. Fuck that.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Fat Girls with Monique.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: The movie?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: That's what it said.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: He like Big Jones. That's fine.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: But it's a movie.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: I don't remember watching it.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: I don't remember there being any sexualized manner. Was he
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: jerking off to the part where she ordered that big meal?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: That's sick.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: Before I had access to porn.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: Beyonce might have seen me.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: I would figure out which one of the movies had
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: sex scenes in it. Okay. And then I would... There
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: we go.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: Close enough.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: BET Uncut was a big one, too. Yes. Yes.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: I didn't do anything unless it was some type of porn.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: But also, I was an anomaly. I used to be
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: able to just use my mind. You're weird. I mean, I...
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: You're fucking Amish.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: I did some brain beats.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: I was brain beating for a minute. Brain beating. That
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: was all I needed. All I needed was my mind.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: That's all I needed, man.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: All I needed was the power of my mind.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: That was it, man.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: Unlimited library up here.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: Unlimited imagination. You know how many cream pies there'll be? Oh,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: my God.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: Whatever I wanted, I had it.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: It was in my brain.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: I can see it.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: If there was music videos that showed a little under boob, pause.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: Under boob? Under boob, Keenan?
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Under boob, pause.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: You gotta get in where you fit in, all right?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: That Maya Woe video went triple platinum in my bedroom.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: The who? Maya Woe video. Maya Wo. Okay. Maya Wo. Yes.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: My love is like, whoa. Oh, wow. My kiss is like, whoa.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: I mean, she is fine.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: She's still fine. Still. Yep. Still. She's gay. She's gay.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: Don't age. I ain't really sorry. A lot of those
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: R & B girls from back there are still fine.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: Excuse me. For sure.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: Or finer.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Fine? Finer. Finer.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Like Khalees. find her.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Khalees definitely got find her. She definitely got find her.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: That's a special woman. Chill, Scott. Hell yeah, baby. Jilly
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: from Philly. Jilly from Philly. Do the head turn?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: Is that.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: What I'm talking about?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: I seen a nigga recreate that the other day.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: He was like, I know how you feel now.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: I had my hair out.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: I'm just sitting here watching TV. I go step up
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: and I sit up and back of the head. Back
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: of the head. That shit is hilarious.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: Next question. They said, call me a bitch, but as
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: a 23-year-old virgin, I'd rather take things slow my first time.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: Do you think it could work going from friends to lovers?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sure. Why not? Yeah. Sure.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's... You said a lot of things were right.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: 23-year-old version, you ain't rushing. At this point. You sound
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: like you know what you're doing to me. At this point,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: make sure you like the nigga. Yeah. At this point. Mm-hmm. Person.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: You're killing it.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: Keep doing what you're doing.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Especially if you're looking for love, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: You're looking for a companion.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That normally how it goes first.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Your friends before you put the dick in.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: Your friends before you put the dick in.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, okay.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: I thought you were saying your friends before you put
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: the dick in. Nah, nah, nah. It's like, my friends
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: did what?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: I got to make sure that it's proper. If you
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: want to be my lover, you got to get with
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: my friends.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Get with my friends.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: Say, damn, Spice Girls.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: Damn, girl.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: All right. Cool, shit. Baby, sporty.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: What are we doing?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Sound like a good deal of meat.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: I'm with it. With Spice, do I start off with first?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: All three of them bitches?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: And you? All right. All right. Oh, no. Uh-oh. If
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: I have to, I'm going to fuck the whole Spice Cabin. Oh,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: my God. Was it all bad? Hold on. Was it
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: all Spice Cabin bad? Yeah, they was all, at least,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: they was all. Back then? Yeah.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know about right now.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say bad, but they was.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 7: They was.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: There was nothing to sneeze at, all of them.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: I'm cracking all of them. I'm going to say, they
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: were hit. Without a doubt. They were all crackable. All
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: omelet worthy. None of them were going to make me go, oh, no. Exactly. Oh, shit. Damn, sporty. God, no. Sporty, scary.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Other three bitches. Other three bitches. Yeah.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: Speaking of the Spice Girls, I guess. It says, am
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: I the asshole if I don't want to pay for
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: intercontinental flight seats? What does that mean? So I purchased
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: two tickets for me and my significant other. They cost $ 2, 000
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: for economy. Not too bad for direct from- Where the
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: fuck you going, Mars? US to London. They might be
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: going from LA or something crazy. I did not choose
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: seats and pay those fees as they cost $ 700 to
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: $ 950 additional. Ooh-wee. Significant other asked me to add seats
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: for $ 700 more. I say, no thank you. I offer
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: a compromise. You can pay for that portion of the
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: trip and pay for the seats. She did not like
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: my attitude about it. Am I the asshole?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: So what did she... The flights were $ 2, 000?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: But then you pay for seats?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: Like to pick your seats. You know how sometimes you
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: don't pick your seats?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, they pay an extra fee to pick your seats. Yeah.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: An extra $ 700. They said it was like $ 700.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you suck my dick.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 7: Because it's the next tier, that bottom tier. You're not
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 7: allowed to pick your seats. They pick them for you.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, she's struggling. That's a lot, man. Man, long to
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: be on this plane together. And normally when they put
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: us together, they try their best. If it's a group joint,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: they try to put you together. But if we got
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: to sit next to them, I'm trying to go to
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: sleep anyway. Get your big ass head off me. He
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: did this on purpose. Get your big ass head off me.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: No, for me, for real, if I'm on a plane,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: I mean, obviously, I would rather.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: Yes. But if we're not.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: But if the difference between that is $ 700 to $ 900.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: Exactly. You're going to have to go somewhere else. You're
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: going to have to just. That's extra $ 1, 400. You're going
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: to have to tough it out. I'll give you a
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: hug before and after. See you at the end of
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: the flight, bookies. I'm going to be crazy that my seat.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: See you in London. Closer to the door. As soon
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: as I get on the plane, I'm like, seat 12.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: She's seat 35. See you when you touch down, bro.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: It is what it is.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: It is what it is.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: She got an aisle seat. I got a window seat.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: Adam got a window seat. Adam got a window seat.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: Adam got a window seat. Adam got a window seat. Yeah. No,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: you're not that expensive.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: Nah, nah, nah.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: That shit expensive, bro. I ain't buy the seats on
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: this last... Frontier, Jordan. That shit was only extra $ 20.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: I can't trust no Frontier, man. Anyway. I was in
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: row 40 on this flight back. In the bathroom.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: I was literally in the bathroom. I was literally in
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: the bathroom.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: He could hear and smell everything.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: He smelled all the dookies.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: So, Keenan, you're actually the flight attendant today?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: He smelled all the dookies from here to San Francisco.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: Is that where you, what's your cruise leave out of?
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: Orlando. Orlando. I'm about to say. Quark and Avril. Oh,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: Quark and Avril. Same thing. I don't know. That's where
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: the rocket ships be at.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know if we answered this, but would you
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: rather get, yeah, would you rather get $ 20 for every
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: poo you've taken in your life or $ 30 for every
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: poo starting right now?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: Every poo that I've taken in my life.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: Or I'll get 30 every poo starting right now.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 5: For future poos. I'm way more lactose intolerant now, nigga.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: I shit a lot more now.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: Give me the milkshakes.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: I can run it up. With the cheese whiz on
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: the side. I used to go like a few days
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: without taking a shit. And the whole milk. Captain Crunch.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: I'm about to say, Captain Crunch does it for you?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: And whole milk. Oh, man. Yeah.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: Are you considering all your baby poops, though?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that don't matter. Doesn't matter. Don't matter. Doesn't matter.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: Don't matter. Are you sure?
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: Multiple times a day.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get two racks tonight.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: Man, you say what? Yeah. But listen. If I really
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: wanted to.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. If I get a whole Callaloo. Yeah. And some
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: Captain Crunch. I'll run it up. I can get a
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: stack tonight. I'll run it up. No, you can't.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: I don't believe you.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: You don't? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: I don't believe you.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: You don't believe me? Believe it, brother.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: You're going 30 times. Okay. I used to have arguments
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: with these niggas. Because I'm like, yeah, I shit. Like,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: I take a shit. Well, he was, you had. Maybe
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: like two, three days. And they was like, Keaton, that's weird.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, that's just normal people. Bowel movements move differently.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: But now, shit, I shit probably. Like, the day could vary. Like, today,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: I went three times today. Yeah, I didn't even. I
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: didn't even go today. But then, I might not shit
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: again until Thursday. Mm-hmm. So.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's different.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: Nah, I don't think.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: You get your fiber up, boy.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: My fiber cool. It be nice solid shits.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 7: Got to get some kale and oatmeal.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: I love me some kale now. I love me some kale.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: King Dookie, my bad.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not because I don't dookie that much.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: But when you do it, you're the king of it.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: I'm not because I don't dookie that much.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: You be putting out those Dookie, picking dookie love bloops.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: Listen, it was just that one time the shit fired
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: off and it got all over the toilet. I really
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: felt bad for whoever had to clean that shit up afterwards.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: Why you ain't clean it? At the pizzeria? It's not
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: my job. Oh, you're the elitist. I'm an elitist? No, actually,
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: I had a basketball interview I had to go to.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: That's why I didn't do it. I wouldn't have done
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: it anyway, but that's the reason I'm going to give. Now,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: would you shit yourself? Add that in.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: And the only way you can answer questions.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: The only way you can get the job.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 10: The best way to attack the two, three zone. So
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 10: the emphasis is on the Shooters. So let's just say
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 10: you're in.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: A job interview and you shit on yourself. Now you
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: can either sit there and finish the job interview. Or? Shitty.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Or you get up and leave and you don't get
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: the job no more.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: How much is the job paying? Let's not say you
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: assume you get the job no more. Which one of
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: the options do you think is going to more likely
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: get you the job?
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: Well, obviously, her shitting, she still won.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: You sitting there going, power through your dookie while you
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: smell it. They smell it, and you're still answering questions,
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: waiting for you to.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: Ask them more.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: You're like, hey, and they try to wrap it up.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: Do you have any questions for them? Actually, I do
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: have a couple questions for you. What are the benefits?
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: He's really committed. He's committed to the job. You're hired.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: I'm hired.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: On the spot.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: We'll call you back, Mr. President. Have a nice day.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: Man, we'll call you back, bud. Don't call us.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: We'll call you, Stinky. Yeah.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: Are y'all thinking about going to SawCon this year or next?
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what the fuck that is.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: SawCon these nuts.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: SawCon these nuts.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: That was a good one. I'm like, what the fuck
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: is that? I'm like, what the fuck is that? SawCon.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: I thought I was.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: Like, this is like a con for the movie. Saw movies?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: That sounds pretty cool, I guess.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: SawCon these nuts. Wow. That's great. Boo nigga boo. That
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: was a good one. Well, boo, nigga, boo.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: Next question. Oh, wait. There was a good one in
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: here I skipped over.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: I like good ones.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: I'll go off the top of my head. I think
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: I remember it. What's a sports moment in history you
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 4: remember that you wish you could have experienced in person?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: When Kobe came back from that deficit, it was like, man,
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: I almost got kicked out of my house that night
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: because Kobe was fucking hooping. It was like 1 o'clock
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: in the morning because before you know it, he's able
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: to stream shit, so I had to watch him on TNT.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: I think the Lakers were down.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: Like 15 with like three minutes left. And my nigga
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: Kobe was like, we're not losing. And this nigga started
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: fucking hooping and winning the overtime. He hit the game
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: winning zone to go into overtime. And then they was
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: down to get into overtime. And Kobe was like, we're
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: not fucking losing. Bro, I was in my house spazzing
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: the fuck out. If I would have seen that shit live,
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: oh my God, I probably would have ran on the
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: corner and kissed him in the mouth.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think that would have been allowed.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: I don't think he would have allowed that.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: Probably not. I don't think he would have took that. Yeah,
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: I think he might have headbutted you in the lips, actually.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: He wouldn't have took that?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 5: I think he would have headbutted you in the nose.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: Nah, I was like, Kobe, I love you. Kobe, bite
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: my nose.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: Kobe, bite my nose. I taste blood.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: Kobe, let me taste my blood. I'm never going to
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: fix this nose again.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: Kobe, man.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: I'm forever nose broken. What happened to your nose? Kobe
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: Bryant had a funny story about that. Kobe. Kobe did it.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: That guy. Kobe did it. Nigga, you ain't know him.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: He broke my nose. I ran into the mamba.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: I ran into the mamba.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: I ran into the mamba. So you guys.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 4: Sports moment from the past you wish you witnessed in person?
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: One is obviously the miracle at the Meadowlands.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: Gosh.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: I think I would have ran naked on the field.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: I would have shot at shit. Yeah.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 4: I would have high rocksed all over myself.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: The other one is so funny.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: When I found out about it, I didn't even know
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: about it until you told me about it.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: When Liverpool came back against, was it Real Madrid in
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: the Champions League?
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: I don't remember what you're talking about.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: When we did like the corner taking quickly in the
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: Champions League.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: Ah, that wasn't versus us. Nah, nah, nah. That wasn't
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: versus us.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: Who was that against?
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 4: Let me see.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: Are you sure? No, it wasn't y'all.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: It was Barcelona, I think.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: Probably.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: It was Barcelona. And I remember I was like.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: It was Barcelona.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: I saw the score. I was like. At first, I
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: was like, ah. And then I saw your text. I
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: remember you. I'll never forget. He was like, damn, y'all
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: kind of hooping against these Cantonese. What was it? Cantonian? Catalan. Catalanians.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what? And then I was working.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, shit.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: So if I was there, that probably would have been great. Like,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: with that corner, the corner taken quickly. Probably, woo-wee.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they lost the first leg 3-0.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nigga.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: Came back and won the second leg 4-0.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: You had to win by four. And while not conceding
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: a single goal. Like, it had to be at least 4-0.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: And them niggas.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: And they did it.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: And they did it. And they did it. I was like,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: what the fuck? I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Yeah. Yeah. Damn.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: That shit was loud as hell.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 5: I think I would say, yeah, definitely, obviously, yeah, The
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 5: Miracle in the Meadowlands. And if not that, I think
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: I would like to be present when Usain Bolt broke
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 5: the record.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 5: Because I saw Usain Bolt run pan relays one year,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: and that's when his anchor leg, he damn, like, I
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 5: think unofficially they said he ran like an 8.93. It
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 5: was something fucking, it was something crazy.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: Everybody was like, what the fuck? Like he really ran?
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 5: So to see him break the record officially like at
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: the Olympics, I think I would like to see that.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: I think that would be crazy. Y'all wouldn't want to
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 3: be there for the Eagles' first Super Bowl? Y'all would
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: rather watch that shit? That just seemed too obvious. Yes.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: That's the biggest shit in this team's history.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 5: Because also like a game like that big of that magnitude,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: I was very much comfortable being at home. like that's yeah.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: But if if you had the money to go to
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: that game you would've you would've went to that game
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: yeah but you would've went to that game yeah.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: But the miracle in the meadowlands was just something like
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: way crazier because we were there was a comeback moment
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 5: like the Super Bowls we were already winning it was
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: it was we was busting their ass both times maybe
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 5: if it was like some type of like controversy it
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 5: was like oh we need this last touchdown to win
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: the game well like no we.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 4: Was they were both too easy yeah I get it.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 5: Now, if it's like a NBA, if it's like a
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: finals game seven, some shit like that.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: You know what another one is? The past basketball Olympics.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: With everybody?
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, when Steph Curry started fucking snapping?
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 5: That was crazy. Oh my gosh, bro. They started calling
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 5: him the devil.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: The devil named Steph Curry. Yeah, he just called him
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: sleeping on niggas. He was shooting from anywhere.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: Just tossing it up.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: Ha! He just looked like a badass kid. Just whoop.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: That shit's not fair, bro. Nah, it's not. That shit
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: really is not fair. Because you got to guard it.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: Once you cross half court, you got to guard it.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: You got to guard him.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: You got to guard it.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: He's pulling that shit with ease.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: It's like you did that skit from RDC World where
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: it was like, how you got to guard Steph Curry.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: Like, the nigga was in his house. He was just
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: a nigga like. He was like, come on.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not even at the game.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: Nah, nope. Can't even.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: Can't take no chances. Nigga getting in his car.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: Bro, I was watching a video where this man was
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: warming up and he was shooting, but his shot kept missing.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: And he's like, yo, what the hell's going on here?
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: And the basket was off. So he had the people
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: come readjust the basket. He was like, there's no way
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: I'm missing these many shots. Like, this shit is science.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: It's rhythmic.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not missing. Something's off with that basket.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 4: And they said, oh.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: And sure enough, it was.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 5: It was unbalanced.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that shit's crazy, bro.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: That shit's crazy. Him and LeBron James were both made
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: in the same hospital by a test tube. Shout out
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: Yao Ming. They took his ankles for those two. What?
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: That's why he didn't last long. They was like, Yao, listen.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: We need you to serve a bigger purpose. You did
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: wonders for China in basketball, but now this is Steph
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: Curry and LeBron James. They're going to be... That shit
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 3: like falling apart. Wait, no. Yao Ming was literally like
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: an experiment, though. He was? Yeah.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 5: His parents, they made them breed together.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: Just as an experiment. Who breed you? Who breed you?
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 5: His dad's like 7'1. His mom's like 6'10. But they
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 5: were never officially a couple. They just made them breed.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: Hey, man.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you got to do what you got to do.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: And it worked. They made a 7'6 monster. Why do
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: you think I'm with Keanu? I'm trying to get a
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: start in 5'.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 7: Your son's playing the forklift.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 3: What? Forklift.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 5: That nigga gonna play tennis.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: That's great. That's fine.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: Athlete.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 6: State-supported marriage.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: Shit.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: My kids ain't gonna be ass at shit.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: Imagine.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 5: He's got a son and he's like, I wanna play tennis, Dad.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: And he's just fucking ass. No. Nah.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: We were doing something else.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 3: We're doing something else.
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  Speaker 5: He just asked everything.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: He's right there with the ladies. We're doing something else.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: Nope. Reagan. I refuse. I refuse to let my kid...
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: I don't care if you like it, son. You're not
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: good at it. We're doing something else. You can have
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: that as a hobby.
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  Speaker 7: I actually don't think that's the mindset we should have
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 7: with kids.
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  Speaker 4: Of course not, but it's Keisha.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck, Keisha. You're right. I don't give a fuck, Keisha.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 3: You can have that shit as a hobby. You ain't
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 3: doing that. I ain't leaving my work early to come
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: see you be ass. Hell no. I mean, who said that?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 3: Hell no.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: What is a sport, even if they're good at it,
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: is there a sport like even if they're good at it, like, oh,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see this shit nah.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: Nah because because then i'll i'll sooner or later like
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: find a way to like it i would hope.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: Is there something you're thinking of baseball can't do.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: It no i could i could go watch a baseball
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: game i've even played in a couple softball leagues but
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: i sit at home and watch it nah but like
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: i don't think there's any theater that's been What?
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 8: I ain't going to that shit.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: Dad, I'm in Dolly, get your gun. I'm like, oh.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 3: My uniform came in. Your uniform? You playing sports? No,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: it's my leotard.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 7: On Sunday?
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know why we... Is he a ballerina or
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: is he an actor? Why is he wearing a leotard?
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: Bitch ass nigga.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: I'm playing Lineum Mice and Men.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 7: Why are you putting that on there, Mike?
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: Why do you have to be gay? Is that an accent?
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: Why do you have to be gay? He could just
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: literally want to be a theater kid. I think it
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: was just an accent, right?
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: He wants to be the next Michael B.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: Jordan. What's wrong with that? No, that's what I meant.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: I wasn't trying to do that. You ain't tried, you didn't.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe he'll be the teacup in Beauty and the Beast.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 5: He'll get a teacup and fuck out of here.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. And he's going to be the best chip
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: on stage.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: Dad, I'm Hitchman number four.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: I'm like.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 3: And I ain't going. That's not good. He's a good henchman.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: He's very intimidating.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: He ain't going to be no extra. He cracks his
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: knuckles with the best of you.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: It's either you got words, you got a role, or
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: I ain't leaving work. I'm the executioner. Like, they don't
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: even see your face. Bag over his head. Bag over
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: his shit. Fuck you. I ain't going to that shit.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: I'm hostage number five.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: Shit. I ain't leaving work for anything lower than JV. Yeah, what?
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: Middle centipede. Imagine.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 4: In the high school reenactment. The high school reenactment of
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: human centipede.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 5: And then the curtains open and your son's just middle centipede.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 11: There's a mad scientist in Germany who wants to take
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 11: one person and make it three.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: Human centipede.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: How does it poop? How does it pee? Why it
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: got to be a musical? Could this be a play?
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 6: I gotta poop. I don't got it. And on that note.
• 1:41:26
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• 1:41:27
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• 1:41:29
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  Speaker 3: Love you guys. We'll see you guys next week. Same time,
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: same place. Bye-bye. I'm sorry. I just saw this dude.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: He said, I'll never forget that time.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: I was like 15. He was texting me. Oh, no way.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: That was my tweet. Wee.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: Dang. I'm sorry.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: It's already been said.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: Might as well finish it. I didn't see. I didn't
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: see that. Might as well finish it. Go ahead. Yeah,
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: what was it?
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: No, press the stop button. They got to wish you.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: That's on Patreon. Dickhead.