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- 0:03Speaker 1: Welcome to the Three Martini Lunch. Grab a stool next
- 0:05Speaker 1: to Greg Karambas of Radio America and Jim Garrity of
- 0:08Speaker 1: National Review.
- 0:10Speaker 2: Three martinis coming up.
- 0:13Speaker 3: Welcome to the last call of the week for the
- 0:15Speaker 3: Three Martini Lunch. This is our weekly recap of the
- 0:18Speaker 3: biggest stories of the week. In this edition, when asked
- 0:21Speaker 3: if she married her own brother, Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar says,
- 0:25Speaker 3: not to my knowledge. France continues to burn thanks to
- 0:28Speaker 3: far-left radicals and spineless political officials. And another polling firm
- 0:33Speaker 3: admits it was fabricating results on numerous critical midterm races.
- 0:37Speaker 3: And in our Chaser of the Week, celebrating 16 years
- 0:41Speaker 3: of the three-martini lunch. But we begin with Ilhan Omar's
- 0:44Speaker 3: curious answer as to whether her marriage was all in
- 0:48Speaker 3: the family. We start in Minnesota. We know, of course,
- 0:52Speaker 3: you and Craig talked about the federal raid on Ilhan Omar.
- 0:55Speaker 3: We talked about Barack Obama's.
- 0:57Speaker 4: Odd, extensive defense of.
- 0:59Speaker 3: Omar and his hypocritical calling out of government for targeting
- 1:03Speaker 3: people for their political beliefs. But there seems to be drip, drip,
- 1:08Speaker 3: drip coming out of this investigation. I would prefer to
- 1:10Speaker 3: have that all behind the scenes until any charges come out.
- 1:14Speaker 3: But nonetheless, it looks like at least somewhere along the way,
- 1:18Speaker 3: Ilhan Omar's last name may have been different, but it
- 1:22Speaker 3: was the same as the man that she buried. A
- 1:25Speaker 3: while back, not her current husband, which is feeding into
- 1:28Speaker 3: the idea that she actually married her brother. So yesterday
- 1:33Speaker 3: she finally emerges for an interview on MS Now with
- 1:37Speaker 3: Chris Hayes. And there's a long form and a short
- 1:40Speaker 3: form of this. But just in fairness to everyone, here's
- 1:44Speaker 3: the long form.
- 1:45Speaker 5: Who was this man that was your husband?
- 1:47Speaker 2: When did they start saying that he was your brother?
- 1:49Speaker 1: Why?
- 1:51Speaker 6: It started with the Somali blog that I don't know
- 1:56Speaker 6: if it still exists, but somebody put in there that,
- 1:59Speaker 6: you know, that he had to have been my brother
- 2:01Speaker 6: or something to that effect. And right-wing conspiracy theorists in
- 2:08Speaker 6: Minneapolis got a hold of it, and they just kind
- 2:10Speaker 6: of went and, like, found random people who were like,
- 2:13Speaker 6: she introduced us. You know, she introduced him to us
- 2:17Speaker 6: and said he was her brother, which is... You know,
- 2:21Speaker 6: it's insane. I mean, I don't I don't know those
- 2:23Speaker 6: people that they talk about.
- 2:26Speaker 4: He was not you were not related to him at all.
- 2:28Speaker 2: Not that there's not some weird kernel of truth.
- 2:31Speaker 5: That through some game.
- 2:32Speaker 6: Not to my knowledge.
- 2:33Speaker 5: That was the big gotcha.
- 2:34Speaker 6: Right.
- 2:35Speaker 2: In terms of what you're talking about, promising like we're
- 2:36Speaker 2: going to nail her on the marriage.
- 2:38Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 2:39Speaker 4: Yeah. Let's listen to that one part again. He was
- 2:42Speaker 4: not you were not related to him at all.
- 2:46Speaker 6: Not to my knowledge.
- 2:48Speaker 3: Jim, are you married to your sister? I'm not married
- 2:50Speaker 3: to any blood relatives. I know that for a fact.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Not to my knowledge.
- 2:55Speaker 4: No.
- 2:56Speaker 2: I'm feeling very much like a Ghostbuster right now. If
- 2:59Speaker 2: someone asks if you're a god, you say yes. If
- 3:02Speaker 2: someone says, are you related to your wife? You say no.
- 3:07Speaker 2: Although I did find out that the non-Irish part of
- 3:10Speaker 2: my heritage over, I thought it was from, you know,
- 3:13Speaker 2: it's Polish. Found some family documents on Ancestry.com. And apparently
- 3:18Speaker 2: we are from Lviv. Now, you may have noticed Lviv
- 3:21Speaker 2: is not part of Poland today. It is part of Ukraine.
- 3:26Speaker 2: And so my wife's heritage is from there as well.
- 3:28Speaker 2: So we're not quite as far apart geographically as I
- 3:31Speaker 2: expected on that part. But no, we are not related.
- 3:34Speaker 2: And the kids did not come out with two heads
- 3:36Speaker 2: or anything like that.
- 3:38Speaker 5: But like this. So here's the thing.
- 3:40Speaker 2: First of all, remember when Chris Hayes did the interview
- 3:43Speaker 2: with Graham Platner? And Platner did not handle it well.
- 3:47Speaker 2: Is Chris Hayes just the go-to guy where your hand
- 3:50Speaker 2: has been caught in the cookie jar, you can't blow
- 3:53Speaker 2: off the press any longer, you're going to have to
- 3:55Speaker 2: be interviewed by somebody, and, you know, Chris Hayes is
- 3:58Speaker 2: the guy. He won't even toss softballs. He's going to
- 4:01Speaker 2: put it up on a tee with a big plastic
- 4:03Speaker 2: red tee, and you just take a swing, and you
- 4:05Speaker 2: just do your best. And unfortunately, Ilhan Omar, are you
- 4:09Speaker 2: related to your husband? Not that I, as far as
- 4:11Speaker 2: I know, no.
- 4:12Speaker 5: But really? Like, you know.
- 4:14Speaker 2: 99.99% of the population would just say no and not
- 4:20Speaker 2: leave any wiggle room or something like that.
- 4:23Speaker 5: There's an almost Bill Clintonian answer. So look, we'll see.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Again, like you, I don't love the drip, drip, drip.
- 4:32Speaker 2: If there's a crime there, say so. If there's not
- 4:34Speaker 2: a crime there, don't pursue someone. Don't strategically leak information
- 4:39Speaker 2: or anything like that. But... It's getting very, you know,
- 4:43Speaker 2: but that was a really curious answer. Just very different
- 4:47Speaker 2: from what most people's would be. I mean, by the way,
- 4:51Speaker 2: my understanding, I just got a statement over the transom
- 4:53Speaker 2: from Troy Jackson, the Democratic Senate candidate in Maine. And
- 4:58Speaker 2: he said, it's all relative. Troy Jackson, who, of course,
- 5:03Speaker 2: is had children with his second cousin.
- 5:05Speaker 5: It's a second cousin. It's totally different, you know.
- 5:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:08Speaker 4: No, that's incredible.
- 5:10Speaker 3: You know, it kind of reminds me of that meme
- 5:12Speaker 3: involving Natalie Portman and the guy that played Anakin Skywalker,
- 5:16Speaker 3: where he says something and she's like, you mean this, right?
- 5:19Speaker 3: And he just has a blank stare and she's like,
- 5:22Speaker 3: you mean this, right? And so Chris Hayes, who could
- 5:23Speaker 3: come at this as a, you know, an adult and
- 5:26Speaker 3: a mature journalist saying, did you marry your brother? And say,
- 5:30Speaker 3: you didn't marry your brother.
- 5:31Speaker 2: You're not related to your brother, to your husband, right?
- 5:34Speaker 2: And she's like, probably not.
- 5:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:39Speaker 2: It's it's look, I there are a couple versions of
- 5:42Speaker 2: this joke I wanted to put in today's morning, Joel,
- 5:44Speaker 2: that I said, you know, what one version that I
- 5:46Speaker 2: did not use was Republicans. This is what you get
- 5:49Speaker 2: for spending years insisting Democrats don't have family values. They're
- 5:53Speaker 2: trying to bring families closer together.
- 5:55Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
- 5:57Speaker 2: If your family tree does not fork, you may be
- 6:01Speaker 2: a redneck. Exactly.
- 6:02Speaker 4: Exactly. I don't know.
- 6:04Speaker 3: If this continues to have legs and there's an indictment here,
- 6:06Speaker 3: I feel like we're weeks, maybe a couple of months
- 6:08Speaker 3: away from... Well, you have to understand the culture.
- 6:11Speaker 4: That's right. Really? I don't think so.
- 6:17Speaker 2: Look, I understand if you call up Omar's office because
- 6:20Speaker 2: you want answers to this.
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- 7:54Speaker 3: All right, Jim, another big story that's been simmering, in
- 7:57Speaker 3: some cases really flaring up for weeks now, but certainly
- 8:00Speaker 3: over the weekend, the rioting in France. This all started
- 8:03Speaker 3: supposedly with college students and others being really upset about
- 8:08Speaker 3: the lack of educational reforms in France. But when it
- 8:11Speaker 3: comes to the left, they don't need much of an
- 8:12Speaker 3: excuse to try and burn stuff down. And that's exactly
- 8:15Speaker 3: what they've been doing. And over the weekend in the
- 8:18Speaker 3: historic city of Limoges, and if you want to know
- 8:20Speaker 3: the history of that, read today's Morning Jolt. Jim does
- 8:22Speaker 3: an excellent job of explaining it. You know, the town
- 8:26Speaker 3: hall that got burned down over the weekend, a very
- 8:28Speaker 3: impressive structure dates all the way back to the 1800s
- 8:32Speaker 3: was a critical place in the French resistance. And so
- 8:36Speaker 3: and then Emmanuel Macron comes on TV and says, oh,
- 8:38Speaker 3: I want you doing this. But your your grievances are
- 8:41Speaker 3: so real that we have to listen to them. But
- 8:44Speaker 3: but but but please don't do this. Jim, the weakness,
- 8:48Speaker 3: the weakness in response to this is perhaps as infuriating
- 8:51Speaker 3: as the acts of these conservatives.
- 8:53Speaker 4: These radicals in the first place.
- 8:55Speaker 2: You know, not that long ago, somebody made the argument
- 8:58Speaker 2: that Angela Merkel, the former chancellor of Germany, was the
- 9:03Speaker 2: most failed leader of this 21st century so far, having
- 9:08Speaker 2: taken Germany and made it dependent upon Russian energy, huge
- 9:12Speaker 2: amounts of migration from the Middle East, and shutting down
- 9:16Speaker 2: the nuclear energy projects and militarily entirely dependent upon the
- 9:22Speaker 2: United States. Completely unprepared for the changes that Donald Trump
- 9:26Speaker 2: was going to take and expecting NATO members to pay
- 9:28Speaker 2: at least 2%, closer to 5%.
- 9:30Speaker 5: Merkel was bad. Strong contender.
- 9:34Speaker 2: By the way, you know, as details that I've learned
- 9:37Speaker 2: in my novel writing research, the Stasi attempted to recruit her.
- 9:42Speaker 5: She turned them down.
- 9:43Speaker 2: But if she had, Greg, she was working for the
- 9:45Speaker 2: Soviets all along.
- 9:47Speaker 5: How different would things have turned out? Like, at least
- 9:50Speaker 5: that's reassuring.
- 9:51Speaker 2: Oh, she was trying to undermine Germany. Anyway, the reason
- 9:54Speaker 2: I'm talking about this is that Macron may well be
- 9:56Speaker 2: remembered as a comparable colossal. failure for France. And, you know,
- 10:04Speaker 2: so first of all, I remember talking about this like
- 10:06Speaker 2: two weeks ago on the editors, meaning this issue of
- 10:09Speaker 2: the riots has been going and going everywhere. really since
- 10:12Speaker 2: late September. So we're now crowded into week three here.
- 10:15Speaker 2: This argument that allegedly it's about, you know, education spending
- 10:19Speaker 2: and stuff at the tail end of today's morning jolt.
- 10:21Speaker 2: I walked through the French education numbers. They ain't bad folks, right?
- 10:25Speaker 2: As a percentage of gross domestic product, France's education spending
- 10:28Speaker 2: ranks ninth highest out of 29 European countries. If you
- 10:32Speaker 2: want to, you know, that's not skimping, right? And then
- 10:34Speaker 2: you want to talk about like, okay, well maybe it's,
- 10:35Speaker 2: you know, spending per student. Well, it comes out once
- 10:37Speaker 2: you do, I have to use slightly imperfect numbers. two
- 10:40Speaker 2: different academic years and things like that. But the general
- 10:43Speaker 2: gist is they spend $ 223 billion. That's dollars, not euros.
- 10:48Speaker 2: They have 12.1 million students at all levels. That's going
- 10:51Speaker 2: from kindergarten all the way up to college students. That
- 10:53Speaker 2: comes out to $ 17, 840 per student. In 2024, the most
- 10:55Speaker 2: recent year these numbers are available, the United States average
- 10:57Speaker 2: was $ 17, 619. Now, Does this mean every school in America
- 11:06Speaker 2: is terrific?
- 11:07Speaker 6: No.
- 11:07Speaker 5: Does this mean that we have everything in education the
- 11:10Speaker 5: way we want?
- 11:10Speaker 1: No.
- 11:11Speaker 2: But you would not look at American schools and say
- 11:13Speaker 2: they're utterly impoverished and the government does not prioritize them.
- 11:17Speaker 2: The commitment of the French government has been comparable, right?
- 11:20Speaker 2: You can find individual French schools that are subpar. You
- 11:24Speaker 2: cannot make an argument that the national government has not
- 11:26Speaker 2: prioritized national government, regional governments, local governments, that they have
- 11:30Speaker 2: not prioritized education. All of this is an excuse. When
- 11:34Speaker 2: you are setting off flamethrowers in young women's faces, this
- 11:38Speaker 2: isn't about education. When you are looting the luxury shops
- 11:41Speaker 2: in Paris, this is not about economic opportunity. I guess
- 11:44Speaker 2: your economic opportunity to steal things. In the end, this
- 11:47Speaker 2: is about angry young men, a bunch of whom are Muslim,
- 11:51Speaker 2: but let's face it. I want to point out, Greg,
- 11:54Speaker 2: is some of this angry Algerian youth?
- 11:56Speaker 6: Sure.
- 11:57Speaker 5: Sure.
- 11:58Speaker 2: But first of all, these rioters, they look like America.
- 12:01Speaker 2: They come in all kinds of different hues. They have
- 12:04Speaker 2: one diversity, equity, and inclusion is emphasized by the French rioters.
- 12:08Speaker 2: They have white ones. They have black ones. They have
- 12:10Speaker 2: all kinds of, you know. And the reason I point
- 12:12Speaker 2: that out is because the far left party in France,
- 12:15Speaker 2: and yes, they have them, is very committed to, it
- 12:19Speaker 2: sees itself as an ally of the rioters, right? This
- 12:22Speaker 2: is being led by the France Unbowed Party, right? Party's leader,
- 12:26Speaker 2: Jean-Luc Mélenchon. who is a former journalist. And those are
- 12:31Speaker 2: just the worst, Greg. He's compared to Jeremy Corbyn. He's
- 12:35Speaker 2: compared to Bernie Sanders. He was a member of the
- 12:38Speaker 2: French Trotskyist movement. Greg, nothing good comes out of Trotskyist movements.
- 12:42Speaker 2: This guy died nearly a century ago. He's still causing
- 12:45Speaker 2: headaches for us. Worked as a teacher and a journalist
- 12:49Speaker 2: before entering politics. He's 75 years old. So by today's
- 12:53Speaker 2: presidential standards, he's young. And there's a good chance he's
- 12:56Speaker 2: going to get up in the runoff against Marine Le
- 12:58Speaker 2: Pen next year in the presidential elections. I talked a
- 13:01Speaker 2: bit about that city hall. As you mentioned, it was
- 13:04Speaker 2: the center of the French resistance. I mentioned all that because,
- 13:07Speaker 2: first of all, it's architecturally gorgeous. It's been largely destroyed.
- 13:12Speaker 2: But I wanted to put out a sense of what
- 13:14Speaker 2: was lost, not just in terms of an impressive building,
- 13:18Speaker 2: but the history that was there. This isn't quite burning
- 13:20Speaker 2: down Independence Hall in Philadelphia, but there is significance to
- 13:25Speaker 2: this structure and it's gone. And oh, by the way,
- 13:28Speaker 2: this city in France is kind of known as like
- 13:30Speaker 2: the Rome of socialism, right? It was always very left
- 13:32Speaker 2: wing and it always was a factory town, always was
- 13:35Speaker 2: very left wing in its politics. Boy, look how much
- 13:38Speaker 2: that saved them. Look how much that mitigated the angry mobs.
- 13:41Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. Recognizing Palestine, it doesn't matter. You know,
- 13:45Speaker 2: the fact that you're a socialist, the fact that you're
- 13:46Speaker 2: the left, they don't care. They just want to steal.
- 13:49Speaker 2: They just want to hurt people. They just want to
- 13:51Speaker 2: take things. You know, as they quote The Dark Knight,
- 13:55Speaker 2: you know, some men just want to see the world burn.
- 13:57Speaker 2: This is who they are. And Macron, nothing's going to
- 14:00Speaker 2: get better until you lay down the law. Now, it
- 14:02Speaker 2: sounds like there's been some improvements, but, and I know
- 14:05Speaker 2: there are people like, oh, you know, the Levanuels riots
- 14:07Speaker 2: of 2005, they had to interrupt flights into Charles de
- 14:11Speaker 2: Gaulle International Airport because there was so much smoke from
- 14:13Speaker 2: the riots. The yellow vests from a couple of years ago. Yeah,
- 14:17Speaker 2: France has a tradition of, but generally they kind of
- 14:20Speaker 2: come and they go and it kind of starts out
- 14:23Speaker 2: with a strike or something like that.
- 14:24Speaker 5: This has been going on for the better part of
- 14:26Speaker 5: the month.
- 14:26Speaker 2: And this looks like a government that does not have
- 14:29Speaker 2: the capacity to nevermind defend the rights of the people
- 14:32Speaker 2: or defend the property of the people. When city hall
- 14:34Speaker 2: gets burned down, they can't even defend themselves.
- 14:38Speaker 4: No, absolutely.
- 14:39Speaker 3: And the fact that it's happening in socialist city is,
- 14:42Speaker 3: is still tragic because it's a beautiful building, like you said,
- 14:44Speaker 3: with a great history. But it also does remind me
- 14:46Speaker 3: of that Churchill quote, at least it's usually attributed to him,
- 14:49Speaker 3: is that, you know, these people will feed the crocodile,
- 14:52Speaker 3: hoping that the crocodile eats them last. And so eventually
- 14:55Speaker 3: the crocodile does get to you. And that's what's happening
- 14:57Speaker 3: in Limoges. And who knows where else as we go
- 15:00Speaker 3: forward here. But Emmanuel Macron also just looks, oh, gosh,
- 15:03Speaker 3: just incredibly weak in all of this and doesn't seem
- 15:05Speaker 3: to have any solutions whatsoever. I don't expect him to
- 15:08Speaker 3: have all caps law and order tweets, but something closer
- 15:12Speaker 3: to that.
- 15:13Speaker 4: Would be good. Rise to the occasion.
- 15:14Speaker 2: Like I mentioned, that city hall was the helm of
- 15:16Speaker 2: the French resistance, which you could argue was like the best.
- 15:19Speaker 2: France gets a lot of jokes about surrendering and cheese-eating
- 15:23Speaker 2: surrender monkeys, yada, yada, yada. Well, some French surrendered. Some
- 15:27Speaker 2: French kept fighting at great risk to themselves. That's the
- 15:30Speaker 2: very best of France, right? When things look darkest, your
- 15:33Speaker 2: own government quits on you and you have to decide
- 15:35Speaker 2: to keep fighting.
- 15:37Speaker 5: You know, I'm looking at.
- 15:38Speaker 2: These looters, Greg, and I'm sitting there thinking, boy, you
- 15:40Speaker 2: know what they could use out there? Some rooftop Koreans.
- 15:43Speaker 2: This is a very 90s-focused show, but for anyone who
- 15:45Speaker 2: doesn't know that, L.A. riots, Rodney King, 1992, I want
- 15:49Speaker 2: to say.
- 15:49Speaker 5: Or was it 91? I think it was 92.
- 15:51Speaker 2: The Korean shopkeepers in Koreatown in Los Angeles had rifles
- 15:55Speaker 2: on the top of their stores. And a couple of shots.
- 15:57Speaker 2: Nobody wanted to loot those stores. They protected them. That's
- 16:01Speaker 2: the American spirit right there. No, you're not getting my
- 16:05Speaker 2: stuff because I'm armed. Again, this is why you need
- 16:08Speaker 2: a Second Amendment.
- 16:09Speaker 4: Exactly right. Why you need a Second Amendment. But France,
- 16:13Speaker 4: good luck. But so far, your leadership is failing you
- 16:15Speaker 4: yet again.
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- 18:22Speaker 4: We wanted to test a simple hypothesis.
- 18:25Speaker 3: How easy is it for an entirely fabricated polling firm
- 18:28Speaker 3: to gain traction, be taken seriously, and expose how little
- 18:31Speaker 3: scrutinization exists in the media, and public commentary. The short answer,
- 18:35Speaker 3: far too easy. Despite having no history, formal credentials, or
- 18:39Speaker 3: real data behind the vast majority of our releases, Wedgwood
- 18:42Speaker 3: polling was added to major polling aggregators, including the New
- 18:45Speaker 3: York Times, 50 Plus One, and Vote Hub, and repeatedly
- 18:48Speaker 3: treated as as a legitimate data source. Jim, this is
- 18:51Speaker 3: the second time this cycle that we've had a median
- 18:55Speaker 3: strategy success. Yes, back in August saying, yeah, those Wisconsin
- 18:58Speaker 3: polls showing Francesca Hong way ahead.
- 19:00Speaker 4: Yeah, we totally made that.
- 19:01Speaker 3: Up and some other ones, I think in California as well.
- 19:04Speaker 3: And so, Jim, we've already said that the polling industry
- 19:07Speaker 3: seems kind of suspect based on the results this year
- 19:10Speaker 3: and in some previous years. But now we've got at
- 19:13Speaker 3: least two polling firms say, yeah, we just made it
- 19:16Speaker 3: up to see how you'd all react.
- 19:17Speaker 2: So, you know, I guess it's technically one word. It
- 19:20Speaker 2: feels like three words that did not appear in that
- 19:23Speaker 2: statement from the fictitious Wedgworth polling.
- 19:26Speaker 5: There, Greg.
- 19:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:27Speaker 2: Real clear politics. They've always been my go-to guys. They
- 19:31Speaker 2: do aggregate. But they don't pick everybody. They have to
- 19:33Speaker 2: have a reliable– 538 is not in business anymore. The
- 19:37Speaker 2: New York Times does a nice job of collecting what
- 19:39Speaker 2: I think.
- 19:39Speaker 5: Is seemingly all the polls.
- 19:41Speaker 2: And so if you're wondering– Is there any weird ones
- 19:45Speaker 2: out there?
- 19:46Speaker 5: That's fine.
- 19:47Speaker 2: If you want to say our aggregation includes everything that
- 19:50Speaker 2: gets released, that's fine. If you want to say we
- 19:53Speaker 2: test for quality and we only include the ones that are,
- 19:55Speaker 2: that's fine too.
- 19:56Speaker 5: But pick that one.
- 19:58Speaker 2: Covering campaigns since 2004 or earlier, people always want to
- 20:03Speaker 2: know who's winning. Is my guy going to win? That's
- 20:05Speaker 2: one of the things that drives people's interest in political campaigns.
- 20:09Speaker 2: So there's always been a huge appetite for it. Now,
- 20:11Speaker 2: year by year, more and more people going to cell phones,
- 20:13Speaker 2: more and more people not answering their cell phones. People
- 20:16Speaker 2: have tried web-based and text-based. I don't know if Donna
- 20:20Speaker 2: and Doris are getting the same amount. I'm getting a
- 20:22Speaker 2: lot of poll requesting. And I'm sorry if I didn't
- 20:25Speaker 2: ask to get called. As far as I'm concerned, you're spam,
- 20:27Speaker 2: and I report you immediately. But my sense is because
- 20:33Speaker 2: there's this hunger for it, Nature abhors a vacuum. And
- 20:37Speaker 2: you and I, if we wanted to create through martini
- 20:39Speaker 2: lunch polling, could do so. And if we went out
- 20:42Speaker 2: there and we said Ken Paxton is up by 10,
- 20:45Speaker 2: it's probably not the case. Ken Paxton, almost every pollster
- 20:48Speaker 2: has Paxton trailing by a little bit.
- 20:49Speaker 5: Sometimes it's close.
- 20:50Speaker 2: But that would get huge attention because there's a lot
- 20:52Speaker 2: of people who want to believe that Ken Paxton is winning.
- 20:55Speaker 2: If we said that Gavin Newsom has a 20-point lead
- 21:00Speaker 2: nationally in the 2028 Democratic presidential campaign, Gavin Newsom fans
- 21:06Speaker 2: far and wide would be spreading that. And deep down,
- 21:09Speaker 2: nobody actually cares if it's true or not because they
- 21:12Speaker 2: want to believe. In the end, the con artist cannot
- 21:15Speaker 2: fool somebody if they don't already want to believe. And
- 21:19Speaker 2: that is what is at the heart of why these
- 21:21Speaker 2: polls get included in the aggregation and spread so far
- 21:24Speaker 2: and wide. It's a very unhealthy news environment. The difference
- 21:28Speaker 2: between truth and lie, the difference between accuracy and inaccuracy.
- 21:32Speaker 5: Matters, right? But I went back and I checked.
- 21:34Speaker 2: I have never referred to Wedgeworth Polling, and I don't
- 21:37Speaker 2: think we've ever talked about it on this podcast. I
- 21:39Speaker 2: certainly don't recall talking about it. So it's just a lesson.
- 21:44Speaker 2: If you really want to know what's going on in
- 21:46Speaker 2: this world, you have to use a little bit of scrutiny.
- 21:49Speaker 2: You have to do a little bit of stuff, and
- 21:49Speaker 2: you have to be aware there are people out there.
- 21:51Speaker 2: By the way, media companies, you should be paying attention
- 21:53Speaker 2: to this. New York Times, you have some egg on
- 21:55Speaker 2: your face. Whoever made the decision to include Wedgeworth Polls,
- 22:00Speaker 2: they did not do any digging into this organization. just
- 22:02Speaker 2: threw him in there and, you know, did the, you know,
- 22:06Speaker 2: polls definitely determine coverage and polls definitely, like, you know,
- 22:10Speaker 2: when somebody's down by 30 points, they're, you know, supporters
- 22:12Speaker 2: are less likely to come out.
- 22:14Speaker 5: So anyway.
- 22:15Speaker 2: On the one hand, it's kind of silly and kind
- 22:16Speaker 2: of ridiculous that he's getting a second time this cycle,
- 22:19Speaker 2: but also kind of a revelation of the fact that
- 22:21Speaker 2: this is what our news environment has become in 2026.
- 22:26Speaker 2: But hey, I'm sure we'll get this stuff worked out
- 22:28Speaker 2: by 2028.
- 22:29Speaker 3: Mallory McMorrow says it was a Wedgwood poll that really
- 22:33Speaker 3: dried up her donor base because they had her so
- 22:34Speaker 3: far behind against Haley Stevens and Abdul El-Sayed. And so
- 22:38Speaker 3: that was one of the reasons that she dropped out
- 22:39Speaker 3: of the race. So these fake polls did have an impact.
- 22:42Speaker 3: I think if she had stayed in, El-Sayed probably would
- 22:43Speaker 3: have had an even bigger win. because the anti-Elsa Ed
- 22:46Speaker 3: vote would have been split.
- 22:47Speaker 5: But it's so crazy here, Jim.
- 22:50Speaker 3: And you're so right that polls are now seen as
- 22:52Speaker 3: confirming prior opinions as opposed to informing prior opinions. But
- 22:57Speaker 3: in this era where we have AI and data, we
- 23:00Speaker 3: have data on everything that, right down to the microscopic
- 23:03Speaker 3: decimal point, it's worse than ever.
- 23:06Speaker 5: Yeah. More information than ever, and yet we know less
- 23:09Speaker 5: than ever.
- 23:10Speaker 3: Next up on Last Call, we mark 16 years of
- 23:13Speaker 3: the three-martini lunch. Well, as many of you have guessed,
- 23:21Speaker 3: because we reference it every once in a while, today
- 23:22Speaker 3: is the 16th anniversary, as best as we can tell.
- 23:26Speaker 3: It's the oldest episode that we have. Anniversary of the
- 23:29Speaker 3: Three Martini Lunch. We debuted, I think, on October 19th, 2010,
- 23:33Speaker 3: just a couple weeks before. Pretty darn good midterm for
- 23:36Speaker 3: the Republicans. But, you know, humble beginnings. And over the years,
- 23:41Speaker 3: it grew and grew and grew. And, of course, now
- 23:42Speaker 3: there's a video element. And as you'll be able to
- 23:45Speaker 3: hear in some of these clips that we're going to
- 23:47Speaker 3: play here, The audio has improved drastically over the past
- 23:50Speaker 3: number of years. But the clip I know that most
- 23:52Speaker 3: of our longtime listeners want to hear, we will never
- 23:55Speaker 3: deny them that on our anniversary. We have to go
- 23:57Speaker 3: back to the summer of 2016. It's horrifically in the
- 24:01Speaker 3: wake of the awful Pulse nightclub shooting where the guy
- 24:05Speaker 3: was pledging allegiance to ISIS. And what we learned over
- 24:08Speaker 3: time is that this guy had been on the FBI's
- 24:10Speaker 3: radar a couple of times.
- 24:11Speaker 4: They interviewed him and said, no threat.
- 24:13Speaker 3: He had actually cased Disney World with his wife, and
- 24:17Speaker 3: Disney tried to alert the FBI to that, and they
- 24:18Speaker 3: never really responded to Disney about that. And so we said,
- 24:22Speaker 3: you know what? Well, maybe it's time for Disney to
- 24:24Speaker 3: take matters into their own hands. And also, we should
- 24:27Speaker 3: say here, the Stephen Miller we reference is the guy
- 24:30Speaker 3: on X and the blogger, not the one at the
- 24:33Speaker 3: White House. But here's how that conversation went.
- 24:36Speaker 5: What do they have to do to get rounded up?
- 24:39Speaker 2: Just what is that threshold? Because in this case, this
- 24:41Speaker 2: guy never tripped that threshold. And as a result of it,
- 24:44Speaker 2: close to 50 people are dead.
- 24:46Speaker 3: You got me thinking when you mentioned what Stephen Miller said,
- 24:48Speaker 3: that Mickey Mouse is doing more than the FBI to
- 24:50Speaker 3: protect us. As the father, and we've mentioned this before,
- 24:53Speaker 3: of a three-year-old and a one-year-old, that would be the
- 24:55Speaker 3: greatest episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ever.
- 24:58Speaker 5: Oh, hence where I can see him. Hey, kids, you
- 25:01Speaker 5: want to help.
- 25:01Speaker 4: Us catch terrorists?
- 25:03Speaker 5: Let's check out our mousketools.
- 25:04Speaker 4: We're going to have a stun gun.
- 25:05Speaker 5: I'm picturing, like, these knees 24. Copy that. I don't
- 25:10Speaker 5: have time to explain. I will shoot your wife in
- 25:13Speaker 5: the knee if you don't tell me where the bomb is.
- 25:16Speaker 4: Goofy's doing enhanced interrogation techniques.
- 25:19Speaker 5: Hope you like water. See, there's our good martini.
- 25:26Speaker 4: Oh, Jim.
- 25:27Speaker 3: There are so many other good moments, and we'll have
- 25:28Speaker 3: another one here in just a second. But, man, that
- 25:31Speaker 3: is pinnacle three-martini lunch right there.
- 25:33Speaker 2: Greg, first of all, it's great to have the memories
- 25:35Speaker 2: of back when we used to tape the show inside
- 25:37Speaker 2: a tin can. Explaining the audio there. And two, I
- 25:42Speaker 2: think there's a reason we bring it up every anniversary
- 25:45Speaker 2: and people talk about it.
- 25:45Speaker 5: It's always the episode they bring up. And I think.
- 25:49Speaker 2: look, I feel very lucky and blessed to be able
- 25:51Speaker 2: to do this. There are not a lot of podcasts
- 25:53Speaker 2: that do it five days a week. There are not
- 25:55Speaker 2: a lot of podcasts that do it briefly for five
- 25:57Speaker 2: days a week. And we laugh because otherwise we would cry.
- 26:02Speaker 2: We talk about some really serious topics on this show sometimes.
- 26:06Speaker 2: And somehow on some tangent, we've managed to make each
- 26:09Speaker 2: other laugh and I hope make the audience laugh.
- 26:11Speaker 5: And so let's keep doing this.
- 26:14Speaker 2: And that may have been one of our finest moments
- 26:16Speaker 2: of finding a way to laugh about a very serious
- 26:19Speaker 2: and very sad situation.
- 26:20Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a horrible situation.
- 26:22Speaker 3: And this last one, since we just did the Jets-Bears
- 26:26Speaker 3: attack ads, back in 2018, where we actually debuted the
- 26:30Speaker 3: Jets-Bears attack ads, there was also a congressional race in
- 26:33Speaker 3: Wisconsin's 1st District. Paul Ryan was retiring, and there was
- 26:37Speaker 3: a guy that's there now, Brian Stile, is the Republican
- 26:40Speaker 3: in the race. While he's not on very good terms,
- 26:42Speaker 3: at least wasn't then with his brother, who started cutting
- 26:44Speaker 3: ads for the Democrat in the race. And so Jim
- 26:47Speaker 3: and I thought about, well, what if when we were kids,
- 26:50Speaker 3: instead of just yelling at each other with our siblings
- 26:52Speaker 3: in front of our parents to decide who was right,
- 26:54Speaker 3: we just actually made attack ads? Jim, how much more
- 26:57Speaker 3: fun would our childhood have been as political junkies if
- 27:00Speaker 3: instead of just complaining to mom or dad when our
- 27:02Speaker 3: siblings did something we didn't like, we could produce 30-second
- 27:05Speaker 3: attack ads? And I shared a room with my brother.
- 27:08Speaker 3: He was much neater than me. He could have cut
- 27:10Speaker 3: an attack ad against me saying, Greg Karumbas is the
- 27:12Speaker 3: messiest brother Upper.
- 27:14Speaker 4: Michigan has ever seen.
- 27:16Speaker 3: And I could fire back with Mark Karambas is ridiculously tidy.
- 27:20Speaker 4: His expectations are completely unreasonable.
- 27:23Speaker 2: Greg, the way you're describing that, you make it sound
- 27:25Speaker 2: like there's a 100 percent certainty that I didn't.
- 27:27Speaker 5: Run attack at.
- 27:30Speaker 1: Paul Garrity gets to stay up until nine. But when
- 27:35Speaker 1: Jim was his age, his bedtime was at nine. Is
- 27:38Speaker 1: that a policy that strikes you as fair?
- 27:43Speaker 3: Oh, the attack ads are fun. But I agree with
- 27:45Speaker 3: what you said, Jim. It's so much fun every day.
- 27:47Speaker 3: On the one hand, it's just fun to talk through
- 27:50Speaker 3: the news with you every day, but it's also a
- 27:51Speaker 3: little bit of an opportunity to vent when we're frustrated
- 27:54Speaker 3: about things or really celebrate when things go well. So
- 27:58Speaker 3: a lot of events over the last 16 years, and
- 28:01Speaker 3: hopefully there's 16 years and more to go. We thank
- 28:04Speaker 3: you for being there every step of the way. Some
- 28:06Speaker 3: of you have been there really since day one. Others
- 28:08Speaker 3: of you have found us more recently along the way.
- 28:11Speaker 3: And we hope you enjoy this 30 minutes where we
- 28:13Speaker 3: can kind of wrap up some of the biggest stuff
- 28:15Speaker 3: and hopefully give you a smile.
- 28:15Speaker 5: Before you leave.
- 28:16Speaker 3: That's the last call of the week for the Three
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