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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Our MUCH FUNNIER roast of Tom Brady & Dak Prescott · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Sports Radio. How many times am I going to have
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  Speaker 1: to say that?
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right, gomen do your life from Philly.
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  Speaker 2: Foolsco Show, y'all always Polly Fosco here with Tony Foolsco
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  Speaker 2: and Tony Huge Show. We're going to give you our
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  Speaker 2: reaction to this Tom Brady roast that people are calling
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  Speaker 2: funny funny.
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  Speaker 1: It was not funny at all, not even a little.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk a.
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  Speaker 2: Little NBA, but that's all you're getting people, because nobody
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  Speaker 2: cares anymore.
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  Speaker 3: No, everybody's lost interest already, Nobody cares anymore.
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  Speaker 4: That's you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can read the room, can't we. Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: That's why we're gonna do a lot of NFL talk today,
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  Speaker 2: give the people what they wanted. You know, we're bringing
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  Speaker 2: on someone who has literally the worst job in the
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  Speaker 2: whole world. He's a Dallas Cowboys flock. Can you think
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  Speaker 2: all right, our top story you know, all over our
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  Speaker 2: social medias this week. You know, people they've been sharing
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  Speaker 2: clips from this Tom Brady roast and saying it was
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  Speaker 2: the funniest thing ever and whatnot. It wasn't funny in
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  Speaker 2: the lightest. I mean, not funny at all, right, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: not even a little bit. You know, first of all,
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  Speaker 2: it was supposed to be a comedy. Where were all
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  Speaker 2: the comedians. You know, if you're gonna have a roast, you.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta invite actual funny people like Carrot Top, Jeff Dunham, Galiga.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, instead of hurling insults, Gallagher would
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  Speaker 3: be hurling fru. You know, he'd be like, you want
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  Speaker 3: to see the flating, and then he'd smash a watermelon
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  Speaker 3: painted as a football and splattered the entire front row.
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  Speaker 1: Now, that's comedy exactly. And you know who else they
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  Speaker 1: should have had up at Tony who? Jeff Foxworth? Great?
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  Speaker 1: Like he could have been like you might be.
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  Speaker 2: A New England Patriot if you cheat at football, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Would have brought the house down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And you know all those jokes, they don't
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  Speaker 2: so called jokes. They were terrible. I mean, you know, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: you and I. I mean we sat down right before
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  Speaker 2: the show. It took us what two minutes if we
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  Speaker 2: came up with got ten times better jokes than that?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly why you hit him with one? Now we have
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  Speaker 2: people listen to this.
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  Speaker 1: Ye wait till you hear this one.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Tom Brady, you know I looked up your stats
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  Speaker 3: and it says you got sacked a lot. Oh wait, sorry,
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  Speaker 3: that says you sucked a lot. Oh wait for this one.
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  Speaker 3: It's even funny. Hey Tom Brady, you're famous for telling
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  Speaker 3: people to eat. Right now, I'm gonna tell you to eat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what what's with you? Back then produced to look
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  Speaker 1: at him. He's not laughing at.
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  Speaker 5: All because it wasn't funny.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't get the nuance. He's a comedy. Get comedy,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't get cock in the mirror. That's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. Anyway, all right, let's just move on.
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  Speaker 2: Staying in football, another strange story. After a recent practice,
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  Speaker 2: Bengals QB coach Brad Kragthorpe said, Joe Burrow quote looked
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  Speaker 2: like that Joe Burrow were used to seeing.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see any difference. This is a very bizarre quote,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it? Doning?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course he looks like Joe Burrow. That's because
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  Speaker 3: he is Joe Burrow. Who else is he gonna look
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  Speaker 3: like Lamar Jackson? I mean, you know, unless you know
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  Speaker 3: when they did the surgery on Burrow, they also did
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  Speaker 3: the surgery like from that movie Face Off.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that would be interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine if you're the Steelers defense and you're playing the
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  Speaker 3: Bengals and then you see John Travolta come in at quarterback.
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  Speaker 3: Then you're like, wait a minute, John Travolta's playing quarterback,
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  Speaker 3: what's going on here? The next thing you know, boom,
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  Speaker 3: steel is a down fourteen to nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Just the very thought.
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  Speaker 2: Provoking analysis there. Tony and were moving to the NBA
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  Speaker 2: playoffs that nobody cares about it. Nobody can on Nuggets. Well,
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  Speaker 2: they find themselves in trouble, not only because they getting
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  Speaker 2: exposed by the Timberwolves, but because of what Nicola Jokic
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  Speaker 2: said after the game the other night. He's asked about
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  Speaker 2: the Nuggets and if they can stop in Minnesota, Jokic
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  Speaker 2: said they need quote a duplicate.
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  Speaker 1: Clone of him. Wow. And this is just a very
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  Speaker 1: troubling isn't it, Dony.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Jokic saying he wants to be cloned shows
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  Speaker 3: why he's not a great leader. We all know what
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  Speaker 3: can go wrong with cloning. Of course, I'm talking about
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  Speaker 3: the great Arnold Schwarzeneger movie The Sixth Day. You know,
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  Speaker 3: if you have a clone, he's gonna start taking over
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  Speaker 3: your life. He could steal your family, have sex with
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  Speaker 3: your wife. You know, it's a very scary thing. Frankly,
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  Speaker 3: I think Nicola Jokic needs to think before he says
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  Speaker 3: such ridiculous stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrifically said Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, another troubling situation we saw here t
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  Speaker 2: Wolves sent their Rudy Gobert. You know, he missed game
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  Speaker 2: two of the series so he could be present for
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  Speaker 2: the birth of his first child. Wow, you know, Dony,
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  Speaker 2: this is just so much more of this pathetic skinny
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  Speaker 2: jean softness that we're seeing out of these modern NBA players.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, isn't this just a pathetic isn't.
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  Speaker 3: It absolutely what happened to real men in the NBA.
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  Speaker 3: They wouldn't even miss a Tuesday night regular season game
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  Speaker 3: to see their child get born. You know, in fact,
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  Speaker 3: they'd ignore the child for the first eighteen years of
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  Speaker 3: its life just to win a title. That's real dedication.
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  Speaker 3: And think about it. You go see your child get born,
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  Speaker 3: what's the first thing that kid's gonna see.
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  Speaker 1: It's you skipping out on work. Just a terrible example
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  Speaker 1: to set for a newborn child. Just so well, said Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And on the subject of terrible examples, we must address
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  Speaker 2: the utterly disgusting behavior from Bucks player Patrick Bev Horrible
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  Speaker 2: bro refused to speak to a reporter just because she
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  Speaker 2: wasn't subscribed to his podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Unreal.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's just so shameful to see someone behave
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  Speaker 2: so pathetically embarrassed just to promote that podcast, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and desperately try to get subscribers. So, you know, frankly,
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  Speaker 2: I just can't what was what was that?
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  Speaker 3: Oh sorry, hold on just a second, Paulae, someone's at
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  Speaker 3: the door. It's probably that package I ordered. Just give
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  Speaker 3: me one second, you know, just take the time right now,
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  Speaker 3: one second. Okay, yo, bro, thank you for delivering this package.
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  Speaker 3: You know, these are items I ordered from the Merstore
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  Speaker 3: for my number one hit show, which is available on
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  Speaker 3: all major podcast platforms in YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: Uh do you subscribe to it? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: Think am I driveway? You ridiculous, unbelievable. We're still going.
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  Speaker 1: We rolling all good here.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, I see our guests coming on the line,
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  Speaker 2: so it's good timing. So let's go ahead and bring
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  Speaker 2: him on the Fusco Satellite Network Satellite World. You know,
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  Speaker 2: usually we do intros on this show and try to
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  Speaker 2: say at least, you know, one positive thing about the guest.
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  Speaker 2: You know, don't take this personally, bro, but you know,
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  Speaker 2: we couldn't find one.
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  Speaker 1: Good thing to say about you.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe that you've been on this show before.
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  Speaker 2: That's frankly, you were bad. Then all we can say
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  Speaker 2: is that this guy right here, he's got the worst
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  Speaker 2: job Bobbly of all times, manager and editor of Blogging
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  Speaker 2: the Boys, which covers the Dallas Cowboys. So that's all
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  Speaker 2: you need to know. God Jaho, welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: To the show. Welcome back.
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  Speaker 4: Great to be back, guys. I had some spare time
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  Speaker 4: that you know, I couldn't find any other better use for.
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  Speaker 4: And so after forty you know, forty three different attempts,
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  Speaker 4: I settled on this and said, why not. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I'm sitting at the desk anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Well, maybe you should have used the forty fourth to
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  Speaker 2: write a better opening line.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that's all right.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we know cowboys that crumble under the pressures.
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  Speaker 2: They just can't perform in the moment.
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  Speaker 1: We get it. Okay, we'll do the performing. You know.
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  Speaker 1: You just you just sit back and try to answer
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  Speaker 1: these questions. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So first of all, oh, Jay, you know, we're three
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  Speaker 2: months into the NFL offseason and so far, the biggest
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  Speaker 2: move your team has made is signing their old running
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  Speaker 2: back Ezekiel Elliott. Now you're an insider, so they say,
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  Speaker 2: was this because other equally agile running backs like Frank
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  Speaker 2: Gore and Clinton Portis were unavailable.
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  Speaker 4: I won't lie to either of you because I respect
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  Speaker 4: you know both of you too much, you know that
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  Speaker 4: particular regard. But this isn't a move that I, you know,
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  Speaker 4: freaked out about, especially the fact that the Cowboys are
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  Speaker 4: giving him number fifteen. It feels like a big, old
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  Speaker 4: corporate ploy. But I will say, at least the Cowboys
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  Speaker 4: brought back their own, you know, their own washed up
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  Speaker 4: running back, not the New York Giants old washed up
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  Speaker 4: running back like the Eagles did. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: He's in his prime.
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  Speaker 4: He went to the house Penn State doing. They're the
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  Speaker 4: big ten school with the most recent national championship.
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  Speaker 1: What this is called is called the distraction.
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  Speaker 4: This is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't answer the questions.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, again, I'm not thrilled about the Zeke return,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm just trying to drag everybody down with me.
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  Speaker 4: But the good news is the Eagles have done that
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  Speaker 4: to themselves, despite Howie Roseman drafting Daniel Jeremiah's big board
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  Speaker 4: and getting, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. He's jealous, I love Howie.
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  Speaker 4: Jealous of Howie, and I am jealous. I mean, but
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  Speaker 4: you know you're jealous a place where it's easy to
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  Speaker 4: be jealous of.
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  Speaker 2: You're jealous because our team actually made moves in the
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  Speaker 2: off season.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you run this blog. What the hell were
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  Speaker 1: you sitting writing about like fan fiction?
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  Speaker 4: I'll be straight up with both of you. I respect
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  Speaker 4: the Eagles greatly and mightily, much to my own person displeasure. However,
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  Speaker 4: the thing that I respect the least about them is
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  Speaker 4: that they work so much harder than the Cowboys, significantly harder.
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  Speaker 4: They look under way more rocks than the cowboys do,
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  Speaker 4: and they lose to the Cowboys over and over and
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  Speaker 4: over again. So I just find it amazing that, given
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  Speaker 4: the wide disparity in terms of what is put into
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  Speaker 4: the project, that the Eagles still are the little brothers
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  Speaker 4: in this question.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, you know you had it wrong. You said that
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  Speaker 3: the Eagles work harder. No, they work smarter. Bro, Why
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  Speaker 3: would you spend weeks and weeks of doing research when
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  Speaker 3: you could just google Daniel Jeremiah's draft board and be.
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  Speaker 1: Like, bull, exactly, we're done right there. There you go.
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  Speaker 4: You could also just bring back a player who played
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  Speaker 4: very well for you instead of you know me. Imagine
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  Speaker 4: Tony a whole new person into the player database system
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  Speaker 4: and getting a whole new person in HR's overall ecosystem.
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  Speaker 4: The Cowboys did not do those. It was efficient.
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  Speaker 1: You know enough of this, all right, let's talk about
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  Speaker 1: you for a second. Good segue.
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  Speaker 2: You know your writers like you. You think you're so
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  Speaker 2: clever with the analogies you come up with, your assimiles
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  Speaker 2: and whatnot. The other day we saw you on this
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  Speaker 2: k Adams show. You said that the Ezekiel Elliott reunion
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  Speaker 2: is like the show Girl Meets World. So we have
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  Speaker 2: a question who was the target audience for that comment
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  Speaker 2: and also what great are they in?
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  Speaker 4: Uh So, it's based on the original ninety show Boy
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  Speaker 4: Meets World, which in reality had a spin off like
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  Speaker 4: twenty five years later where the main person's child was
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  Speaker 4: in school kind of followed the same path. I figured,
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  Speaker 4: as diehard Philadelphia fans, you would know this, given that
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  Speaker 4: the show allegedly took place in the city of brother
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  Speaker 4: They love. Goes to show how inauthentic you both are.
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  Speaker 4: Now we know the show bro it does speak to
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  Speaker 4: the cowboys just trying to tie themselves to the past.
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  Speaker 4: They've been accused of that a lot recently, but the
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  Speaker 4: Zeke thing is a case steady example. But again, good
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  Speaker 4: job by you guys not knowing anything about thee.
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  Speaker 2: Well no, now the one who doesn't know no, because
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  Speaker 2: you don't know how to talk to an audience. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you got to come up with better references. I mean, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: give them a better reference than that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, did you guys hear it? Did it work?
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  Speaker 4: You're talking about it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: We were so taken aback by it. We would take
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  Speaker 3: it here to help you, bro. We want to show
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  Speaker 3: you how it's done.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: But if it if it hit, and if it worked
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  Speaker 4: and it created discussion and challenged us all intellectually, I feel.
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  Speaker 3: Like if there's challenged intellectually, listen to everything. Watch this, bro,
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  Speaker 3: This is how you do an analogy.
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  Speaker 1: Bro? What about you know? Different strokes?
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  Speaker 3: Jerry Jones is kind of like Philip Drummond who adopts
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  Speaker 3: these two kids. Instead of Willis and Arnold, you have
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  Speaker 3: Dak and Zeke. Isn't that better?
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  Speaker 1: See? I understand that that makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I didn't watch that.
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  Speaker 1: You disrespect different strokes, bro? You can okay?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 3: He's another one. What about small Wonda? You know Zeke,
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  Speaker 3: he's gonna have to compete. He's gonna have to compete
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  Speaker 3: for a spot with running back Deuce Vaughan who's three
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  Speaker 3: foot six you knowey?
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  Speaker 4: Plus can they be accessed on the internet?
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  Speaker 1: You can't than me?
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  Speaker 5: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: How old are you?
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  Speaker 3: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I'm thirty four years old, and I'm also old enough
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  Speaker 4: to you've.
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  Speaker 1: Got to be old. One of my stand the business.
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  Speaker 1: That's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: We're trying to teach your age verification for guests on
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  Speaker 2: this showy. Look, let's talk Dak Prescott. Right, he's entering
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  Speaker 2: a contract here, right, you know he could potentially become
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  Speaker 2: a free agent, right, yeah, if you had the guests
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  Speaker 2: right now, which team will Doak Prescott play for next
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  Speaker 2: year in the UFL.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with the UFL teams obviously, but I
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  Speaker 4: say that he doesn't know.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, you don't know small wonder, you don't know
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  Speaker 2: different strokes UFL.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Ago bro really far back, But I will say
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  Speaker 4: that my deepest fhere, if you would like to know,
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  Speaker 4: is uh is the idea of Dak Prescott planning for
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  Speaker 4: the New York Giants in twenty twenty five. That's that
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  Speaker 4: would be a good thing to win you, Okay, that
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  Speaker 4: would be more losses for you, though.
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  Speaker 1: Bron kidding, media break please you know you.
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  Speaker 4: Was likely eight and three lifetime record against the Eagles.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of talk coming from a very very small.
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  Speaker 3: Please hoo he beat Gardner, Minshew, come on please that
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  Speaker 3: doesn't count.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: And Carson Wentz your former favorite song, it doesn't count.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, Bro, don't we don't count. We don't talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't count. Bro, you got it, You got see.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta pick the games that actually count. And when
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  Speaker 2: you look at that, he's oho and two. It's just
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  Speaker 2: very simple to see, ye exactly.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're young.
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  Speaker 2: Your mommy may maybe not let you stay up to
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  Speaker 2: watch this, But do you see that Tom Brady roast?
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  Speaker 1: You watch it?
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: I did? Yeah?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I funny was that? How horrible was it?
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: It was the second funniest thing I've seen this week.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Obviously thought it was funny, but I actually do you
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: want to pay you a compliment? I thought it was
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: kind of cowardly how they avoided the subject of Nick Foles.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: If you're gonna do.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: It, exactly, there you go, Bro.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Finally took forever, but we got a good, solid take
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: right there.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Bro, Here is something out they're very familiar with, talking
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: a lot about Dak Prescott.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: But you know, let me teach you something about comedy
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: in the way it works. Because you're very young, you know,
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: you don't know you're watching these shows Girl Meets World.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: You've never seen a classic like different Strokes. You don't
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: know comedy.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Know what the people like?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: They like topical humor. Right, you get a guy like
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Tom Brady. He's old and retired. That's why we got
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: a better idea for you. You're gonna love this. You're gonna
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: love this. Listen a roast of Dak Prescott. Don't you
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: think that would be a better idea.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: It would if the Eagles could qualify to do it,
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: but they can't.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: You you know, you can't even answer a question. Bro,
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: We give you a question and then you got to
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: go in a whole nother director.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: You have to hear you da.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: I will give each of you one roast.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: We have several here, bro Tony read him some of
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: these jokes. You're gonna love them.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: You're gonna lid to this one. This one's hilarious.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: You know, you know Dak Prescott was born in the
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: town of Solfa, Louisiana, which makes total sense because he stinks.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Oh that's very funny.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Sorry it wasn't Girl Meets World. Yeah, exactly, bro.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: To be clear, I never watched Girl Meets World. My
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: point of reference is about boy meets.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Didn't have enough hold on. We'll give you another one here,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Tony hit him with another one.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: You know, people forget that Dak's middle name is Rain. Well, Dak,
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: you remind me of Rain, depressing to watch.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Oh you've done that?
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: He doesn't get it gets is quite pleasant.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Deliberating experience. Of course he does.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Dude, dude, you don't have a sense of humor. You're
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: not all right here?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: All right? Maybe he needs a different style. Here we go.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: If you ready for this, here we are.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: You know, Dak is short for Dakota, which reminds me
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: of South Dakota, which was the thirty ninth state in
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: the Union. And you know what's also thirty ninth dak
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: among all NFL qbs.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, get done that?
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: I would offer the referenced It was the thirty ninth
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: state in the Union. And it's this whole diet trabigan
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: around Tom Brady's roast, Tom Brady's New England Patriots beat Philadelphiegals.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Get out of it here, bro, he's gotta.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: World.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: You know what. Guess what a j o'chowa you know
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: what that rhymes with?
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the get out you are the biggest buns killed.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Get out.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Can't take a bunch of directions.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: The only direction you should go show is he off
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: the lone day, hang up the phone.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: You can't bring these young kids on a show. Get references.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: It's like exacts.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: It's like I'm going through growing pains talking to young
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: people like this.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, let's not let him ruin, which was a
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: terrific show.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: No, they want to thank our sponsor for of course.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Ups if it isn't someone i'd like say to the
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: bottom of the ocean.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, producing j what corrections? Why hurry up?
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Just go? You actually believed Nikola Jokic said he wanted
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: to clone himself.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he said. Bro. Read the news, bro, Yeah.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: No he was.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: He was obviously joking. You clearly just read a headline
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: and didn't bother reading the rest of the story.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, uh after the show, I'm going to
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: give you a rest for eternity.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait to read a story about you
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: in the obituary section. Oh you had done let's get
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: out of his shows.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Another thing you said the center for the te wolves
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: was Rudy Gobert.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, Yeah, that's his name. Bro. Yeah?
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Do you do you even watch basketball? It's Rudy Gobert.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I can't wait, though, murderer, you yeah,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: and I can't wait to shoot you with my revolve there.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, or let's get out of here. We're finished.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: What go?
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: You said you wanted to see the comedian Gallagher at
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: the Tom Brady Rose. Yea.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: It would have been ten times funnier, Bro, much funnier, bro.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that probably would have been hard to pull off.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: Concidering Gallagher died two years ago.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know who else should have died
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: two years ago?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: You?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And you know what, roast.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to see when we burn your body alive?
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Oh I didn't wait for Dony looked on the show.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Now this is a booking.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Foles Away.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Go to Apple Podcasts.
• 22:10
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• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Ten day, Tony, great job, as always saying to you, Paully,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: another falls show. Therego, We'll see people next week. To
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: see y'all, Okay,