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🏝️ Love Island USA Eps 9-13 Recap: "Dead Ass Tho My Aura" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome in, Darlings. It is a Love Island
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  Speaker 1: day today. Okay, Deanna Chang is joining me. Deanna, welcome
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  Speaker 1: into the Love Island.
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  Speaker 3: It's a pleasure and an honor to be here. I mean,
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 1: You are welcome. Yeah, I mean, it's amazing how far
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: we've come in such a short amount of time with
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  Speaker 1: these episodes. And today we are recapping episodes nine through thirteen,
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  Speaker 1: nine through thirteen. Today is Tuesday, June seventeenth. An episode
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  Speaker 1: dropped last night, Lucky thirteen, and by god did it
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  Speaker 1: cause some tidle waves in Fiji. Ah, Okay, Deanna, before
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: we jump right in, because we got to just jump
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  Speaker 1: into the deep end of the pool that never gets
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: swam in. We've got a couple, just a couple of
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  Speaker 1: little things that a couple of the Darlings over on
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  Speaker 1: Patreon just message one thing, which is well, I mean sorry,
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: the first thing Darling. Diane said that Austin reminds her
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: of Nicholas Cage from Valley Girl. I am dying. It
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  Speaker 1: is so spot right and what a throwback those of
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  Speaker 1: you youngins who don't know that it's like when that's
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: when Nicholas Cage, it's like his first movie popped out.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's a that's a really great call.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that great? And then they also said, like a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of Nick Cage meets Owen Wilson. I'm happy
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  Speaker 1: with just going with Nick Cage. Frankly, I think it's brilliant.
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  Speaker 3: And the Wilson's were there for me, you know, with him,
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  Speaker 3: I've been here Wilson.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the brothers Wilson, I see it with the with
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  Speaker 1: the little mouths and stuff for you. Well, Don Bliss,
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  Speaker 1: our resident makeup artist who is absolutely so gifted and talented, said,
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: because we had a whole discussion on Hoodah's eyelashes last week,
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: we're just yeah, just really in the weeds with those
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  Speaker 1: literally they're looking like weeds. And and she said that
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  Speaker 1: Hooda looks to have volume lash extensions with a different
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  Speaker 1: breed on the outer corners, like she added feathers on
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  Speaker 1: the end. And that totally tracks because I did notice
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  Speaker 1: that the feathers aren't always there. Perhaps they were cried off,
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  Speaker 1: perhaps they were shouted off, not sure, but they aren't
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  Speaker 1: always there, and so that makes sense now lastly, Caitlyn Darling.
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  Speaker 1: Caitlin said, because we were talking about the opening song
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  Speaker 1: and she clarified that that's Janelle Monet, and this is
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  Speaker 1: what she said, Diana. She said, make like Deanna and
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  Speaker 1: march yourselves right over to your streaming platform of choice
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  Speaker 1: and listen to make me feel stat it's a bop.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you for that shout out, and I will
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  Speaker 3: march myself. I feel I've heard that song before, but
• 3:35
  Speaker 3: I'm clarity and march myself.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, you broke up a little there, but what
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  Speaker 1: I believe you said was you've heard that before, but
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna mark yourself over.
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  Speaker 3: Correct.
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  Speaker 1: So wow, okay, we're going to be jumping around obviously.
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  Speaker 1: You know we're picking up at episode nine when Houdah
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  Speaker 1: and Jeremiah are just making up and you know, she's
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  Speaker 1: kind of pulling her regular stuff, but he's like, you're
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: so cute, and I'm thinking he finds this endearing. I
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: don't know how, but he seems okay with it at
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: this juncture.
• 4:16
  Speaker 3: That's he likes it and they're in lies where they connect.
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  Speaker 3: He enjoys the drama, yes, he does.
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  Speaker 1: He does enjoy the drama, which I can't figure him out.
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  Speaker 1: But we need to unravel that later on in this episode,
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  Speaker 1: because even up until episode nine, I just can't figure
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  Speaker 1: him out. I just don't get who he is.
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  Speaker 3: I think I have it, and I think the trouble
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  Speaker 3: with why you're struggling is like it's simpler than you
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  Speaker 3: want to maive it. Yeah, okay, it's not as complicated
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  Speaker 3: as you want it to be, in a good way. Honestly,
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  Speaker 3: I think in a refreshing way. I think he's a
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: little bit of a nerd. I think he likes to read.
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  Speaker 3: I think he likes to He's just stunningly gorgeous, and
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  Speaker 3: so people put a lot on him. But I think
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  Speaker 3: he's a simpleton, a.
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  Speaker 4: Good and a nice but no, no, I know you, no,
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  Speaker 4: but yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But in the best way. I mean that as like
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  Speaker 3: a compliment.
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  Speaker 1: Strangely, I understand. Okay. Now, later on in another episode,
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  Speaker 1: Huda would have should A does confess in the get
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  Speaker 1: ready for the day the night, the bathroom area and
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: also where they deliver breakfast area that she and Jeremiah
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  Speaker 1: did have sex. But we saw it in episode nine.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, did you see those sheets of bumping Because
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: I did that. It was real quick shots. So if
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: you looked away, you missed, And it was a fast penetration.
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  Speaker 1: It was very quick. It was very fast, and it
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  Speaker 1: is not like a dry hump. I'm sorry to say
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  Speaker 1: it so blatantly, so obviously, but that was happening immediately.
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  Speaker 1: And then I'm talking episode nine. Okay, we are like
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  Speaker 1: what eleven days in at this point, and they are
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  Speaker 1: up in that bed and they're they're bunking and bumping.
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  Speaker 1: So then Hudah goes and tells Nick that she has
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: a child. Now this is the first little hmmm, Houdah. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not the first hoddah, because we've already been somebodo,
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  Speaker 1: so many hoodahs, so many mudahs. But she had already
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: been you know, Nick was calling her out for being
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: like having an agenda, being there for another you know whatever. Right,
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  Speaker 1: So she knew this because Jeremiah was all up in
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  Speaker 1: his head and she finally he finally had to tell her.
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  Speaker 1: So he was like, let me go talk to him.
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  Speaker 1: I know what I'll do. I know how to fix this.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell him I have a child. That'll fix everything,
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  Speaker 1: that'll change his opinion of me. So she sits down, like,
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  Speaker 1: I have a child, and he's like, cool, No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a sperm donut.
• 7:08
  Speaker 3: That exchange when she was like I'm a mommy and
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  Speaker 3: he was like, ma, she was right, it was like mama.
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  Speaker 3: And he was like like it was some strangers. He
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: was like mommy, mommy, and she was like my mama
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  Speaker 3: and he was like it was we finally got to it.
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  Speaker 3: But Lord, have mercy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I was like, is she get a motor
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: boat him? Right now? And then finally get to it.
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  Speaker 1: What is happening? I'm like, time's up, you guys. Stop.
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  Speaker 1: She has a baby, a child, a real person, you idiot.
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  Speaker 3: Oh these and that's when you know these first of
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  Speaker 3: all to be like I'm a mammy, Like it's just
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  Speaker 3: it's a mister act. You know. I gotta give him
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  Speaker 3: a little bit on that. But so.
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: She's like I have a I'm a mommy. He's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's coming for me. Are we exploring are we exploring options?
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: We were doing some sort of word exchange that was
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: very odd.
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  Speaker 1: You thought it was a word game. I'm in pain.
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  Speaker 1: And then so and she just holds it like she
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: just gave like the state of the Union addressed, just
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: and she's just killing it. In the first hundred days,
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  Speaker 1: the way that she She's just like, yep, I did this,
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: and now I've got your vote right for the next term. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: good like she has used her child. I am sorry,
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: but as the kids say these days, she is just
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: weaponizing this child left and right and right and left,
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: and honey, don't come to this villa and act in
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: such a way. So he moving on from that. I
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: did love Ace teaching dance and Taylor and oleandrah Olandria
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  Speaker 1: finally having like a spontaneous makeout, and I thought, well,
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  Speaker 1: this is going in the right direction. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: too little, too late, Too little too late, buddy. I'm sorry, Taylor,
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  Speaker 1: you weren't there from the jump and you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to be there in the end.
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: It's hard. It's hard truths. You know. I have warmed
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  Speaker 3: to him in a tremendous way as the as the
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: episodes have unrolled. But I think he's a delight, like
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  Speaker 3: a genuine but but you know, you have Battie and
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: at some point you needed to like put some swerve
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  Speaker 3: down on her.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: Is he a cowboy or is he a cow I
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: don't know what's happening.
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: No, he just think he's under experienced.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess, but why is he on the island?
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: Why is he there? It's very strange. When he did
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: not go home. I was like, y'all don't know what's
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: going on on this island. He should have gone home,
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  Speaker 1: period dot No. Okay, all right, we'll get there.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I don't disagree with you, but I do
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  Speaker 3: think they have something. I think she really all right, well,
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: well she likes a cowboy. He fits the bill on that.
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  Speaker 3: I think they have a well, now, Amy, they have
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  Speaker 3: a nice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, go ahead, go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: No, they have a nice friendship and and I think
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: they have a really nice connection in terms of like
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  Speaker 3: a building block. It's just that this isn't that environment
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  Speaker 3: like you've gotta.
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: Yes, get try that saddle, expedite, expedite, like we don't
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  Speaker 4: have the time, the hours on the clock to.
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  Speaker 2: Do this.
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  Speaker 3: And in a.
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  Speaker 1: Sense like mile run, this is one hundred yard dash
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  Speaker 1: even if that like I got in the game. But
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: I just don't think that they've got the chemistry I
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: thought they did from the get go. All right, so
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: we will circle back to them. Okay, but the leather
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: and lace party and the bombshells Pepe and Jalen and
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: then later Iris Mama Sita. Now this is where you're
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: gonna be saying, Mama Mamasita, what a game.
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: I You know, Pepe has my full attention regards wardless
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: of if I think he's a nice person or not.
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: He is like my Miguel, like these I would fall
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  Speaker 3: apart with either of these types on the island. It
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: would be like curtains for me.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: That's turn that X around on whoever's on the other side.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: Arianna with the dark hair and the red leather looked
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: absolutely stunning and people the islanders lost their minds as
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: well they should. So she's got these.
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: Entrances down pat you know, she's made for it. She's
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: built for it. It's it's correct. She keeps delivering quite frankly,
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: and her like when she had to come in that
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: last season, the second to last episode and like be
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: tough as nails with them, I was like, Oh, she's
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: scaring me, you know, because she was not giving any emotion.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: She was just she knew she had to break hearts
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: and she was.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: Steady and fierce.
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know this challenge.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, I would hate this hosting job. I
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: would never do it. I would hate doing it. I
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: would hate it having to be like ooh oh wow, spicy,
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: am I good? Do you want to get the band?
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: I just could not. I could never take it. Seriously,
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: I could not do it. I could not do it.
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: See, I think she is genuinely enjoying it.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: She no, she's perfect for it. And that's what I mean, Like,
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: I what she's doing. I can't stand for myself.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: I understand never never, but.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Thank goodness, you know you've got people who can do
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: that because it is not me.
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  Speaker 3: Well, she's a long time of the show for years
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: and years, So I think she genuinely like, can't believe
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: she's there bearing witness in real time. And that's great
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: for the show.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: It really is. And you can tell she's invested.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she's great.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: She might be like Kristin Kish on Top Chef and
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: just start crying when these people leave. I mean she
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: did a little bit last year, a little bit she
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: did kind of cry. I remember that. Yes, so well,
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Pepe has his eyes on Hannah and Sierra and Jalen
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: wants Landria so and then of course we hear that
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Iris wants Jeremiah and Nick. So that's kind of who
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: they're honing in on. They all make out Hudah is
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: like breaking her neck to look around the X, which
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: is just don't look, don't do it, don't do it.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: She can't help herself chat that she can't do that.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna ding her on because it's you know,
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: she's got a lot on her plate that we need
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: to sort through. I'm gonna let her crane her neck. Yeah, okay,
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: all right, we'll let her go on that. And then
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: and the cabin too. You're okay with her craning her
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: neck and going practically into falling into the full on
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: doing a Luwandella steps into the bushes to see what
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: was going on with him in the cabin. Yeah, okay,
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: I'll let her know that.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, we can give her those because it doesn't
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: matter anyway, she's gonna lose her shit. So so now
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: hoo Us sits Jeremiah down and is like, I need
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: you to do more for me. I need you to
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: like do more. And this is after she's obviously told
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: him that she has a child, and so he's like
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: he loves a little like a huff and Puffy loves
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: he because he doesn't know how to handle it.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: No, because she's out of ten, He's never prepared.
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  Speaker 1: He's got me doing it. So now he's like, are
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: you dead ass? I've been prompt which, by the way,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: the dead ass counter is up at one thousand and
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: two right now, the amount of times they're like are
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: you dead ass? Dead ass?
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Bro not to like do a quick plug. But it's
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: amazing watching this season because so many of the phrases
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: and things that we do at how to Be less
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Old that I've learned over the last year Yes, are
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: presenting themselves and I'm actually getting to see them in
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: the why, like how they're meant to be used and.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: How to be like old. It is a podcast, it
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: is a sub stack, and it is about how to
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: be less old. You cover lingo of the young ones,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: and so is dead ass? What are some other ones
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: that they've been doing in this like.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Crash She's crashing out? Crashing out? Is been this yere
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: aura points? Like they're talking about their aura points going
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: up and down.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: See I missed that entirely.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: No, Yes, someone was like, I'm totally stripped of my aura.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: I think it was no no, yes, because I jotted
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: them down because I'm gonna do a post about it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: So I have up here, you know, type shit. Have
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: you heard that type shit? So if we.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: You know, well, we'll just we'll listen to the podcast.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: We'll just yeah, leave us hang.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Out less old dot substack dot com. But type shit
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: is like one of them, period obviously, period, you know period.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: How about we don't want to.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Do that, though.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: We don't want to do that though, Joe Joe and
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I know though has been around for a long time,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: but no.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: But it's still this this jargon thing. And the first episode,
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, Orlandria has very much settled into the season,
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: but the first two episodes, I was like, she's jargoning
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: me right off screen, right into ocean speak. Please speak
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: in a proper like, just like non jargon, for give
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: me one beat of it, you know, not on Love
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Island and also the way especially hood, I mean, you
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: always have one and I'm trying to I can't remember
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: who it was last year on Love Island, but there's
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: always one that swears when it is it is just
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: gratuitous language.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: The most explicit language, even in kindness, even in kindness,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: you know, reading another gal another bombshell, bitch, you fucking
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: can't bitch, you look gorgeous, disgusting bitch. Sloh came here, bitch,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: bitch up in here, bitch but there last year?
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Was it? Leah?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, it was definitely one of them.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Like fuck bitch. Yeah, there was a lot of ess.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm like, ladies. One of them said that,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: let's you know. I mean, I do enjoy it. I
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: have to say I do love it, but I laughed
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: at some point when someone tried to say to Hoo
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: to just keep it classy. Somebody said keep it classy.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: They as a team, they try to envelop her into
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: a sense of calm, and he's like, please, you are America.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: We got to get into America. But we'll give it
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: a sack.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we're almost there. Because these are some good
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: broad strokes. Huda asked Jeremiah to do more, and he's like,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I've been processing a lot. You have a whole kid,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: And I just thought, e ouch, that that was rough.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't like that at all from him. However, he's
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: audishing it back to her the way that she's given
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: it to him, and I can't. I always I'm.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Not going to ding them a hundred percent. But I
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: did think it was rude. I did think it was rude.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: You know, yes, it is rude. I mean I am
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: looking inward at some of my arguments with my husband
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: because I feel sometimes I can roll steamroll him a
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: little bit. And I'm who has got me looking inward?
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Because I'm like, Okay, I
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: don't want to do that. You know, you don't to
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: be wondering. How many people are looking inside?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I think a lot. I think, yeah, everyone can relate
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: with Hudah because even though we may not act out
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: and say the things that Huda says or do the
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: things that Hooda does, we're feeling it on the inside
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: or we've been there, like I know that jealousy, you know,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: the insecurity, but hers is on a hyper level that
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: a lot of people cannot relate with. But that being said,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: when they are lying in bed and you just see
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: the subtitles and he and she's like, would you share
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: your location with me? I was like, Kristen, doty is
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: that you.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Love to put those two together? Oh and and Jeremiah
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: is like, I don't like that. I mean, he is
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: being honest.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: You know if you are in a serious relationship, if
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: you are to that point, you know, that's the time
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: to ask. Not right then and there. I'm sorry, it's
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: just too soon. Go to bed soon.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: I had to just deny my sister a few months ago.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's hard, she's saying.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: She enjoys she has in a discussion, and she likes
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: following some of her friends. She's like, can I have yours?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: And I'm like no, It's like Dody Doty follows, she
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: follows me.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I gave her my location. I mean, what the hell
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: is stopping?
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: No?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I did not, of course not, but she loves it.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: That's her passion in life. Oh my god, I'm so
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: sorry it is You're so right.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: It's she But Dody gives big you know.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Watch big location, big tracking energy, right.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: But without consent, you know, like Senas is with consent,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Dotie's is without consent. Doty's gonna hack into your phone
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: and go grab that location information, where sheen is like,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: do you mind sharing this with me?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Thanks?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Bye, here, just connect our phones, bump at your mind. Okay,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: nice to meet you. Okay, Okay, that was very funny.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: So Houdah giving him a hickey to mark her territory
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: and she's like, bitch, no, I didn't do that, Like
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't fucking hickey up your neck, bitch, fucking but
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: you know. Like, but then they have this fight at
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: breakfast about the he's delivering her breakfast. The first thing
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: she says to him, no protein. Now, I hear you.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want to breakfast without protein. Same, but I'm
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: gonna get my own ass downstairs and cook up some bacon.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go downstairs and get a protein shake. I'm
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth and
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: be like, no protein. You don't know him like that, Oh,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I mean rude.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: She is trying to wrangle him into what she wants.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: But I think with Houda, you're never gonna get there.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: I think that Huda is trying to craft this ideal guy.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: She's like, I'm gonna I got him, And I think
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: she does this throughout her life with every relationship. It's
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: like I got him, I'm gonna gaslight him into submission,
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: and I'm gonna move the post every time I lock
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: in what I want. You're never gonna I really win.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: No, And that's hard, that's toxic and unhealthy. And I
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: feel bad for her because I think she's a very
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: hurt person. And that's really what I think it comes
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: down to, because the way that she moves in this
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: relationship is what No.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: That's also like a phrase that that's a young person.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Phrase, which one.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: The way that like, I see the way you're moving here, you.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Know, yeah, the way she moves. So yes, it's the
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: way that she's interacting in this situation that is calling
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: for It's ringing the alarm bells of all of the
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: insecurities that she has, all of the I hate dare
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I say, trauma and baggage and you know, desire to
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: be loved and seen and wanted. And it is just
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: she is coming in with a lot of an empty
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: bucket that will will never be filled until she addresses
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: her issues. Holy Molly love tank on e uh huh Yeah.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: So before we get to uh got would and the
• 25:34
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• 25:39
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• 29:35
  Speaker 1: we are back talking Love Island. We're talking episodes nine
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: through thirteen. I'm with Deanna Mchang, host of the Substack
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: and podcast How to Be Less Old, And we've got
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Iris here. Who is pulling everyone. I'm gonna pull you.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull I'm gonna go ahead and pull Jeremiah.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna poll Charlie. I'm gonna poll Nick. I'm a
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: poll Ace. She's pulling people left right. She's just pulling,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: and she's pulling. Everyone likes her all the guys are
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: like loving iris. They can I can frankly see a
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: lot of them with her, and I can see her
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: with a lot of them, So I think it was
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: an interesting little mix up.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, No, she's a you know, she's a She deserves
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: to be there, she deserves to be a bombshell. I
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: very much see her and Jeremiah as very well matched
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: in regards to personality. They are both gorgeous and very
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: low key, you know, right, and just not eaten up
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: with charisma ultimately.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Or rage, you know, or rage, just say it plainly. So,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: oh and Hannah see Pepa had his eyes on Hannah,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: and they go up and they make it out, and
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: they make it out and they make it out, and
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, mama's mama.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah that was that. I'm sweating right now like that
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: he you know, he got in there, you know, he
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: really did. And she was like up for it and
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: down for it and too little, too late with Charlie.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Sorry, it's not gonna happen, right. So but we Hannah
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: does tell Charlie that she and Pepe make out and
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: he's like, no, it's all right, it's cool, right, you
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: know here, what we want to do? Oh, my cool woman.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: And then he walks away. It's just like, shoot, oh
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: who's here? Maya?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Can I pull you?
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: All?
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Right? So we got feelings, right, we give this a
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: can we get this a go? Can you give this
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: a go? She's like, bro, what are you doing?
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: She's like, poor thing I did. She did break my
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: heart because she is such a disaster. But I truly
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: she's a disaster. But I truly she won my heart
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: over because she is a sweetheart and a disaster, you know, like,
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: and I just I she got me. She won me
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: over this episode. I'm like, this girl is such a doll,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: even though she needs just a lot of help. You know.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I was like really on a journey with her when
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Charlie was trying to see if he could get somewhere
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: with her, clearly to make Hannah jealous, right, yeah, he did,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: was actually see feeling Okay.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: No, he was just like grabbing at branches on the way.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: He was pulling. He was pulling when he could pull,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: you know, trying. I mean it was like supermarket sweepy.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: He was just running through those aisles like.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Ken Good's, well we go, oh let's go to Frozens. Shit,
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Oh my gold Hannah's making out again, grab something, and
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: time was to stop.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: What am I gonna make?
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Am?
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: I like?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: And then I'm like, wait, you're crying now because you
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: do have feelings for him? Like, wait, what's happening on
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: your end?
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: I think she's crying because she has been so disrespected
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: since she has walked onto this island and she's trying
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: to keep her wits about her and her little Dominican
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: cute head up high, you know, and she she's getting ghosted, yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: roasted and toasted. Yeah. And I think having someone come
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: to her with feelings in juxtaposed to not being able
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: to do a thing about it, but someone just saying
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: I think we have something was emotional, even though she
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: knew it was like completely not right. I think she
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: was like this Ace, Oh, I can't wait for Anna
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: get this Ace, like America.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Do America do your thing on Ace right?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Because oh he is the most toxic. Hudah is like
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: toxic presenting but Ace and I, you know, I hope
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: they find someone for her. I really do for a Amiya,
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Amaya Amaya, because I just I just want her to
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: have a some sweet before she goes, you know, I
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: want her to have some cute and sweet. She's cute girl,
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Let you know what she got that was real sweet,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: the last vote to send his asshome. But she's like,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: you tried to come for me, and I don't know
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: if it was real or not, but even if it was,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see you with Hannah. But even
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: so if it wasn't, then you're gonna go home bye.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Which gives our points. Went up for me in that
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: because I'm like, yes, it was a weird move. It was,
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: and you clocked it and you sent him home.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Good on you. Absolutely, yeah, even though I was sad, okay.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Even though I think it's the great love was you know, demolished,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: and but.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I gave him like areg and move Okay. So for Austin,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Nick Cage is just like, oh, look, I'm.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Just getting real frustrated here and you're trying to do
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: yoga and Shelley's not seeing me and the old guy
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: ate that guy.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: What am I gonna do? So he's just like going
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: up to Shelley, not knowing which way to go. He's
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: just getting real in his head and then he and
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: then Ace tells Shelley that he wants to explore I
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: and Shelley's like, oh my god. First I've got these
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: two guys, I'm trying to balance and I'm starting to
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: move towards Ace and now he's like, okay, Iris is here,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: so I'm going to go for that.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Somehow, Shelley is like the most just high quality gal
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: on the island. You know, she's just the winner in
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: my humble opinion, in terms of the girls, and you know,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: who has the most going on, the most beautiful. Like,
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: I just think she's.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Every side and out. Yeah, I agree.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: She's smart, she's collected, she's got emotional intelligence, she's stunning,
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: she's funny. You know, there's what's the problem. She can
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: navigate conflict beautifully, and somehow we're losing her in this
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: shuffle of like all of this, and yeah, I America
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: cannot allow her an Ace to be endgame like we've got.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: America has to look alive and deal with him because like,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I need someone correct for her to come through. And
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: it may be a female. Ps, okay, it may be
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: a female. Oh really you get that vibe from Shelley.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Well she said she's bisexual. Oh I forgot, And I
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: don't know what at these you know, Austin and her no.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Also he has his body count as like one hundred
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: and fifty or whatever. It was like you seem to
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: have enough experience in the bank to know how to
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: make a move on Shelley, Like what's going on here?
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: It's just this island and like you know, its just
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: your gosh, the yoga, I don't know, okay, oh man,
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Charlotte grows. So then Charlie's like, or with the Maya
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: goal go over here, I'll find someone else, and I
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: pull I reci o iras yea npula. And then Hannah
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: is so pissed because she's like pepe puld me. I
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: didn't pull him, because pepe puld me we totally just
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: completely enveloped each other in each other's mouths. But he
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: pulled me, so like why is he pulling her? These
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: girls really, their double standards are epic. It's good on
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: like God bless you know. I yes, when I go
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: through enough, you know good good? Sure have fun.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: So now we get to got Wood, which is a
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: very very fun game where I started to question if
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: this Olandria was gonna be okay from this, and I
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: thought they should have put a stop to it. To
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: be quite honest. I started to get uncomfortable me too,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: like what the fuck?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: It got very demented. It wasn't okay, it was okay.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, no, not okay.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: And one, not one guy in there said, like I
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: would say, maybe the third or fourth guy should have
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: been like, do you want to take a break?
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Can I get another beaver please? Page? Yeah, Page, I'd
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: like to repull a beaver if you don't mind. I
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: love another beaver pull if possible.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Why are we putting on beaver's back in the basket.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Once a beaver is done, can we retire the beaver?
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: It wasn't okay. It started making me sick.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm glad that you felt that way because
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: and I would like to have heard a little bit
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: more from her, meaning like, hey, I that was the
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: greatest time of my life. I'll never have that experience again.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: And at any point I could have said no, and
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I just didn't want to, you know it just that
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: would have probably put my mind a little bit at
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: ease instead of like she.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Looks shell shocked. She looked shell shocked. She was like
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: coming out of that cabin like it was too much gross.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: So yeah, and you know Page by the way, so
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: great to see Page disorbo popping out. And I really
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: can see her being the next host of Love Island
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: after Ariana. I mean, I could see her doing it
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: next season.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, what a great audition. You know, she did great.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: I was concerned for her swede bib turtleneck under boob situation.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I was like, and the sun directly in her eyes.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Just didn't seem to breathe. I mean, under boobs were sorted.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: But I just felt like, what an odd material choice.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: It made me hot, Oh my god, and not in
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: a good way, like, no, not the Love Island hot
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: like and by the way, for those of you who
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: don't know this, women sweat under the under boob, So
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: how are we not like dripping down our spray tan
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: on our ebs.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: It was it was the only thing that just threw
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: me for such a loop. And I was I was
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: kind of stealing focused for me with Paige. But I
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: thought she did a great job. And I was like,
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: what is this material you've chosen to drag to Fiji?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It wasn't an ultrasuade.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: It might have been an ultrous way.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, also did you notice that she was not there
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: for the end of the game, like she left at
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: some point and the announcer had to be like, no,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I'm a host in the game, you know, or whatever
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: how he pretty says it.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: So I didn't notice that, but I did go on
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Twitter and they showed me the way. You know. I
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: didn't notice it on my own, but someone or maybe
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: it was TikTok, but someone said that what they the
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: log roll thing that wasn't very wasn't used every time. Yeah,
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: and then we see Hannah does have a bandage on.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, so like I think there might have been an accident.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Like Hannah had to go. That was the conspiracy that
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: I saw somewhere.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: That makes sense. Yeah, that looked so dangerous. I am sorry.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Safety first, Safety first, they could have they have to
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: make out on that log How did they not I'm
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: sorry there could have been mouth injuries beyond I am yeah,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: fed up right now? Love Island reckless, This whole this
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: whole game with Olandria going back in so many times,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: and then that log thing thing sorry thing, yeah, no, no, okay, no,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: all right, let's move on.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: So I did write I'm seeing Alandrey needs hazard pay.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: So I guess I was very much you know, she
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: did need a bump after that at the very very
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: very least. Okay, okay, yeah, I say, get her beaver
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: out of the damn basket. Amy. You know a couple
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: of days ago, want you know, yes, I'm with you.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: I forgot I was this mad.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, thank you, thank you? Yeah. All right. So
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: now Hannah and Charlie come together, and this is after
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: another makeout sessh that Hannah had with Pepe, and so
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: she comes to him and says like, hey, look, I'm
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: sorry for acting irrationally, and I realize nothing is better
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: than being with you. We are the full package. I like,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: want to be with you. Done deal. And Charlie's like,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: oh a, totally regret what I did in the Wonka factory. Sorry, no,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. And then so then they're like together,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: they're better than ever. And then we get to dun
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Dun dune. America has voted on the recoupling and how
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: bad did you lose? Your mind? Lost?
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: My mouth was a jar the whole time. I was like, America,
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: you are the messiest bombshell of them all, because you
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: came in America, come through America. You are so messy,
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: like whoa.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa America. You done got real messy. You'll sexy
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: little America sexy.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I mean once they start talking about America like they
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: are like an another character, which it was. Oh yes,
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: it's so comical.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: It is, And I wanted the next bombshell should be
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: like sexy statue of Liberty.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, and just like just spout out all the tweets
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: and things that America is dealing with right now. I
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: guess that happens America comes through at the movie night.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: You know, that's where you really get to see America.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: But this, and you know what, America saved the season
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: because this was rolling out real slow, like gravy. Oh wow, okay,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I thought I thought that things didn't get good until
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: twelve and thirteen.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: You're right, and you have to think to yourself, well,
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: that's a lot of episodes. That's a full season of
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: most shows actually extra.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, totally that and now here we are. I'm like, America, bitch, America,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: you look so fucking good.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Bitch miracle, miracle, Oh my god. Yeah.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: So they matched. They coupled Jalen and Olandria, which is
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, thank God, get her out of this situation.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Taylor is not making any.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Moves, but jalen Is has said nothing zero. Has he
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: said one thing that's interesting or.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I thought they edited him out of the entire last
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: two episodes. Quite frankly, we hardly saw him at all.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: So I agree, Amy, why are you doing Taylor so bad?
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Because he just he's not okay. He came in like
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: a lamb and he's lambing around.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Shoot, I mean Ace is trying to get him sorted.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I do like that, ask this is okay Ace, This
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: is a little bit of a redeeming quality.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: But he's really minding everybody else's relationship them, Like, Ace,
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: what do you got going on?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Buddy? You know, finding everyone else in business?
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: And hello, like you're not nobody is dying for you
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: right now?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: So and like the way you move, You're like, were
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: you ticklish? Fuck off? Ticklish? I'm gonna tell you where
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I'm ticklish? Weirdo.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, Shelley does have his number when she's like,
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: I think you're there's a wallup and you're just sort
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: of like using these looks. He thinks he has it
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: down with these lick lips.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: And looks I'm chill. I'm just chill.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: You're very much not shell babe.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're very much just odd and you have a
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: wall up. I don't know you. Oh that is why Amy.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: He is so triggered by Jeremiah and Hudah because he
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: can't imagine connecting that strongly with someone. Wow. And and
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: it is very very triggering for him to see a
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: gorgeous I'm sorry Jeremiah's looks. I want to get real
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: with these boys. They are freaked out by how good
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: looking he is. And I don't think anyone's talking about
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: that because they're like, he's too good looking to be
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: focused on one girl from the beginning and it must
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: be her fault. And I'm like, I do think they
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: have something, regardless of if if she's lost the plot
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: or not, Like I do think they have a connection,
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: and like.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: It's mutual, a mutual actually it's not like she just
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: No one is going to be steamrolled that hard at
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: the beginning. They know what this game is. They're not
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: going to let anybody do that to them unless they
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: want to be in that situation totally.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: And also they're not playing though we want to get
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: to the end of the game together. Game.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: In my opinion, no or else, she wouldn't make a
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: stink at all. She wouldn't make anything, you know, she
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: wouldn't say a word.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So like, hm, it's just he's I think it
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: really bothers him that Jeremiah has the ability to commit
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: and to connect in the way that he has.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: And I do want to have a bigger conversation about
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: that in a second. Now, Pepe was coupled with Hannah
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: and this just through. You know, Hannah's just head in hands, crying,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: and then of course the piece de resistance is Iris
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: was coupled with Jeremiah, and Huddah could not believe her
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: eyes and ears.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: It was a shakeup.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: That was unlike anything I've ever seen. And the way
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: they were crying, especially Amaya, like it looked like a
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Greek tragedy from back in the day. You know, they
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: just were crying and the tears, and I'm thinking, how
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: do you do it? I guess that's just youth. I mean,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: none of these people are even that likable. Actually, the
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: ones that are up on the thing, like Taylor and
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Charlie and Hooda, I'm looking at them going what are
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: you crying about? These guys are like not worth the tears? Wow?
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, sorry sorry, I mean I mean Maya in
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: the game. I'm not yeah A, Maya losing it was
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: startling because you know, she, like Ace, has nothing going on,
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: So what are you ballin' over? Get rid of some
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: of these people, so someone knew who can come in
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: for you, Like she's not thinking about herself in terms
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: of these I don't know.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: It was crushing over I don't get it.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: It was hard to say, I you know, not Charlie.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, she clearly voted for him. She crying over Hood?
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: It was just that America just came in so hard.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Landria was like she was the one who really had
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: me just laughing with her assessment. She was like, America
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: just handed us our ass you know what I mean.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Like she was just like they came in and the
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: America shot this place up. That's what she said to
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Watsa's face. I mean, it was just.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to see Landria on a Housewives franchise.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, I think she's got.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Not too young, No, okay, I really like because she's
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: very mature.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: For her age.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: I don't disagree.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I would really love to see her. I don't know
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: what city, and I actually don't know, I don't remember
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: where she lives, but I would really like to see her.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I just thought of that anyway. So, but right when
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Amaya's just crying, but we don't want to do that though,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: But what if we don't want to do that?
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, is my daughter here? Like what is happening?
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's like I just told her that her
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: friends have to go home and she has to go
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: to bed with no dinner. But I don't want to
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: do that though, And she has to do her homework.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do though. And then Charlie is
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: trying to get a word in edge wise, He's trying
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: to cut through the tears and the screaming, and he's like,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I just.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Want to say I just want to say, oh, you know,
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: what's the name? Hannah and I we had like a
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: really good conversation and like a sow in her eyes
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: and like something changed. I just really want to know
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: the opportunity don't go.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, shut up, am I. Taylor could care less.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Taylor was like, I'm happy to go home I'm okay with.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean Taylor's like, I'm gonna keep my
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: wits about me. You know, during this, I'm going to
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: be able to exit with my head held high. I'm
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: not going to make a full fool of myself, you know.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: What A should a which m h.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: I'll just be her as you as you talk about it.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, is that it?
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: She said out.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: She looked she looked like she swam the distance of
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: the Pacific Ocean. She looked like she could barely stand up, dehydrated, tired,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: blinded by the sea salt all up in her lashes,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: stunned but stung by a jellyfish, like she was dragged
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: through I don't know what, and then set there to
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: stand up, and you would have thought something horrific had happened.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: And according to her.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: You would have thought she saw her family like executed
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: in front of her. Like it was right. It was
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: as you're right, devastated as one could be in the
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: human experience.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: And now we have Jeremiah who doesn't even go up
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: to her. He just freezes, according to him, doesn't do anything.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: No pang.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: It was so bad. But boy, did that speak volumes.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: He's like America saved me. I guess why did he
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: choose to sit.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: There Amy, because he was dealing with the guys. I
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: know that's hard. Here's the thing, it was a very
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: bad thing to do. It was in retrospect.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well and he said coulda would have
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: should have He said that without any irony later that
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: he could have, would have should have gone up to
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: her after he literally said that, Okay, go on. The guys.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Do believe he was dealing with his crew and trying
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: to understand because they're all coming at him, and he
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: was trying to get his head around. He was defending
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: their relationship. He was defending it. I think he was
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: just in that place of like, I can't believe I
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: just lost all my friends. I had no idea America's
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: feeling this way. These guys are feeling this way. Ace
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: is the union rep who's like dealing with all of them.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the foreman.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: He's the foreman, like what has happened here? And then
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: he did his little side with his new couple up
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Iris and she did ask him I can talk to
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: her tonight and he was like, no, I think I'll
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: do it tomorrow. Bad love not great, not good.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: But I mean they had like they literally were banging
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: in that bed. He couldn't go up to her and
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: talk to her. What an asshole?
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Oh God, why am I letting him get away with it?
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know it was a bad move, but I
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: don't think it was.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Even Nick had hut his back and
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: he voted her to be off the island. But I
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: honestly feel like there's something to be said about someone
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: who does fight or flight, you know. I mean, that
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: is a real thing, and he clearly freezes up, and
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: maybe that's why he's stayed in this situation with her.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: But she just cuts him down left and right, cuts
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: and cuts and cuts that it's it is so hard
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: to watch the way that she interacts with him that
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: part of me doesn't even blame him for not talking
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: to her, because I feel like he was like, thank God,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I don't have to deal with this woman anymore.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: I don't think it was that at all, But I
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: do think he was like, she's such a mess right
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: now that I can't handle it.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think probably.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: I think it was like tomorrow things will have settled
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: and it'll be calmer waters for me to walk into. Yeah,
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: but that was the wrong thing. But maybe you're right.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but maybe America can let us know
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: how they feel. I have two questions, okay, okay, Well
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: the first is, how is this just a like, let's
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: rally around our girl and just tell her whatever we
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: need to tell her to make her feel good? Or
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: do the girls really think that America sees something in
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Jeremiah that they don't see or were they just trying
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: to tell her that to make her feel better.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: I think they're all a little uneasy with her, ultimately
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: scared of her.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: I think they're all thrown by her. Yeah, and I
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: don't know if they're a veil. Like my husband keeps
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: asking me that as well, like why is no one
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: being real with each other? And I'm like, I don't
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: know that they have enough experience to be real, to
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: be honest. This is a young group.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know that they have pearls of wisdom for
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: her to do, you know what I mean? Like Shelley
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: would be the only one to have a pearl, right, Olandria,
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Olandria too, You're right, You're right. I don't know how
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: much relationship. I would be curious to know. Do we
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: know her history? I don't think we really do.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, we're not sure about her history, but she does
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: seem to bring a little bit of more weight and
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: wisdom to the situation. So that's why she's heavy.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, she's very cool. She's a cool girl,
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: she's funny, she's smart.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Do I think she has like tons of pearls? I
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I don't or even if she does, you know, at
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: this point, like no one has the energy to be
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: walking Hooda through this. It's a lot to take on.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: So I think the first knee jerk reaction is going
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: to be to calm somebody down in that situation. That is, look,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: America probably has your back. He's probably doing things that
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: you don't even see, which is really a tough thing
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: because then that makes her absolutely spiral. And now she's thinking,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: what is he doing? What is he doing that I
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: don't know? And now here we go and he's doing
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: literally nothing, He's doing nothing, And now she is going
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: to be shell shocked when she gets out of this
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: off this island. To know that she is the absolute
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: villain and the reason why they voted is to get
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Jeremiah out of the relationship with her.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Oh you know what, Iris did sit there, Iris, I
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: think when when they were all in the makeup room
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: and Huda was like losing her mind and calling him
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: every name in the book and saying that he didn't care.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: He didn't come to her, Iris was like leaning back
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: on a little chaise lounge or something, and she had
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: just had a conversation with him. She knew he was
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: still team Hudah because he said to her, I'm not
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: just gonna jump ship and be with someone because I've
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: been partnered up.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: But then we have ace about making like a brave
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: heart speech about it's bullshit if you don't look for
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: love and you don't explore love and you shoehorn yourself
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: into relationship right out of the gates. And this is
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: my second question and the topic that I have. That's
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: you know, we saw this last season, obviously we probably
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  Speaker 1: see it every season, but this is only the second
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  Speaker 1: season I've seen Love Island. But sending people home if
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  Speaker 1: they couple up too early and didn't bounce around. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't understand that logic because it always backfires because
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  Speaker 1: the second and Jeremiah said it like the second. Then
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  Speaker 1: he goes and he bounces over to Iris. Now Nick
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  Speaker 1: is calling him out for not being there for hood Uh.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you it doesn't make sense to me
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  Speaker 1: that they judge it like that. I don't think it
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  Speaker 1: should be like that, Like Charlie and Hannah genuinely should
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  Speaker 1: have ended up being together even though they found that
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  Speaker 1: connection early on. I mean Kaylor from last year, Taylor
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  Speaker 1: and Aaron, you know, or Kaylor and Aaron they found
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  Speaker 1: each other from day one. They were probably on the
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  Speaker 1: chopping block at times because they didn't explore. But then
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  Speaker 1: Aaron did you know? I just and it caused such
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  Speaker 1: a problem. I just what is wrong with coupling up
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  Speaker 1: with somebody early and being happy? Isn't it? Love Island?
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  Speaker 1: Does it matter how you get there? Because according to
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  Speaker 1: Ace it does.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 3: Ace, let's see you like make like we've seen nothing
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  Speaker 3: from you, Ace, So shut up. But the concept and
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  Speaker 3: if you're going listen, this show has produced last season.
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  Speaker 3: We can speak to it. Three powerful relationships that have
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  Speaker 3: lasted at least one year.
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  Speaker 1: Miguel and Yeah and Leah I think are still together.
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  Speaker 3: All three of them are still together.
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  Speaker 1: Even Cordel and Serena.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, they're very much together. Cordel and Serina, Miguel and
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  Speaker 3: Leah and Kenny and j Jane, Janey, that's crazy all together.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy, Jane. So the idea, So that is better
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  Speaker 3: odds than any Bachelor, Bachelor Paradise anything. So if we're
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  Speaker 3: looking at that and going like, well, all of those
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  Speaker 3: relationships were tested, that's the conceit of this show. That
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  Speaker 3: the way you find out if it's real love is
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  Speaker 3: if someone else comes in the bombshells can you can
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  Speaker 3: you weather that storm? That's the conceit of the show.
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  Speaker 3: But obviously it is not as dynamic. If everyone did that,
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  Speaker 3: we have a show, right, But to your point, that
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  Speaker 3: doesn't mean it can't work out that way or that
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  Speaker 3: we can't even concede, right.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's not going to be that way for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Not everybody is. It's not going to happen that way.
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  Speaker 1: So isn't it okay if it just happens to two people?
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  Speaker 1: It usually doesn't happen to more than that.
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  Speaker 3: I know, And so unfortunately there's always going to be
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  Speaker 3: an ace type a last year.
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  Speaker 1: Charlie, Charlie's calling it out too.
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  Speaker 3: Right, and stupid Nick is just First of all, you
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  Speaker 3: had a pimple and a purpy.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean Charlie I met Nick, but Charlie or
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  Speaker 1: Nick had a pimple and a herpie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We dealt with the pimple the first couple episodes. In
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  Speaker 3: the last I'm seeing a herpee on his lips.
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  Speaker 1: So no, no, you can't be kissing on everybody like
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  Speaker 1: this and play these games like that.
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  Speaker 3: Well I'm sure they're tested, but you know, and I
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't be so mean in general, except for the fact
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  Speaker 3: that he annoyed the shit out of me this last
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  Speaker 3: two because he's he's Yeah, I mean, thank god for
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  Speaker 3: Austin to be like Jeremiah. These guys are all listening
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  Speaker 3: to their leader, Yace. Right. You know Nick is like
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  Speaker 3: he has no original thought in his dumb, stupid head.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, he sure doesn't. Oh boy, all right, well,
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  Speaker 1: let's wrap this up. I know that there was a
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  Speaker 1: triple date. I know that there was a ping pong
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  Speaker 1: and pancakes, but we just need to move on. Okay,
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