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"MINIONS! Lower Mr. Bond into the Saliva Pool!"
Tired of having to do all your evil deeds yourself? Well with this one simple organism and some ethically dubious genetic engineering you too could have your very own army of immortal minions! (Intelligence and number of eyes may vary). Julian explores what you might need to make these little favorites of moms everywhere. Then Trace explores a pool of saliva.... Just going to leave it at that.
QUESTIONS:
Julian: "If you were to create a Despicable Me Minion what living thing would you start with?" -Ava
Trace: "Is it possible to drown people in saliva? " -Mostaphael
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