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OUTRO: Not Hung, Just Tired · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for Hoggs.
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  Speaker 3: For to Zil every weekday on Radiocre.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, good they feelings?
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  Speaker 3: How are you?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Good? Thank you. Can't complain, Maggie or good.
• 0:21
  Speaker 3: No one complains like you.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: I mean if I did complain, it would be extensive.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm very good.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. How's everyone else?
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  Speaker 5: I'm good? Yeah, yeah, I'm great.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not saying you know what your Father's Day? Just
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  Speaker 3: bot really good?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Golf, well, that was preordained, it was. It was organized
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  Speaker 4: a few months ago this particular and actually the guy
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  Speaker 4: Marty that organized it didn't realize it was actually Father's Day,
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  Speaker 4: but everyone.
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  Speaker 5: There with no it's great man, perfect timing.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: So we played it on a beautiful course. It was
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  Speaker 1: a nice day. It was good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I did Douche Lane Wells and Maniah, which was
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  Speaker 4: even a bigger bonus.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. He'll be filthy about that.
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  Speaker 3: Who saved us for the show?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah maybe golf chat with just yeah, but it was good.
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  Speaker 4: And then I will say that for the show too.
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  Speaker 4: What my wife bought me and made me, oh, yes,
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  Speaker 4: she's very good on that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're useless. You suck, I do.
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  Speaker 1: I really suck at presents.
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  Speaker 6: First thing Jase told me about when I Golden was
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  Speaker 6: has a beautiful t shot on the fourth hole, about
• 1:41
  Speaker 6: how it landed less than a meter away from the hole, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: three patted it a meter from the hole. And the
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  Speaker 6: worst part was g Lane was like, you're gonna three
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  Speaker 6: part that, and then he did it.
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  Speaker 1: I was fucking filthy.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, but I'm chill now on the course, man, I'm
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  Speaker 4: calm waters.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you're playing, well, let's see here you go when.
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  Speaker 1: You oh no, I played some ship as well.
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  Speaker 3: I heard your front nine was good and you blew
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  Speaker 3: out on the back mine. Yes that's what that's what
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  Speaker 3: people are saying about you, man. Yeah, that was accurate
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  Speaker 3: around the traps. But you know, I love my weekend.
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  Speaker 3: You guys love the weekend. It was a great weekend.
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  Speaker 3: I had a great, great, great all time of weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Be its Father's Day either you get steamed over the weekend. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I can tell. I don't know why, nasally, I'm a
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  Speaker 3: bit And it was also it was yesterday. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: was on Father's Day. My wife got a bit excited
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  Speaker 3: about Father's Day. Right, Yeah, it's not like you can't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I think so, you really, I hope. So, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I think maybe she just likes father than general. Yeah sure,
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, and so if she's sort of honest she's
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  Speaker 3: keen to party, then I'm not going to stop her,
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  Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Yes, when the time
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  Speaker 3: comes around, I'm with you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So that's what I did. And it was bloody great,
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  Speaker 3: bloody grat it was. I've got a great prison from her,
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  Speaker 3: very very thoughtful, very very thoughtful, best prison ever. So
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  Speaker 3: it's going to be a bit weird because I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to be slightly honest on here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good Lord about that.
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  Speaker 3: You know. I think I should probably give her flowers
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  Speaker 3: where your jew you know, not actual flowers. I would
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  Speaker 3: never give it actual flowers, rookie, You learn that, man.
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  Speaker 5: I never bought my wife flowers in this one.
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  Speaker 3: She hates them.
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  Speaker 6: No, she's seriously, she's like such a waste of I
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  Speaker 6: know how much flowers are. Give me, like, give me
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  Speaker 6: something that i'll you know, it's bottled wine or box
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  Speaker 6: of per box of purse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's a massive persy today.
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  Speaker 3: Not Kesey's eyes just narrowed. Here you go.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not having a go there because you talked
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  Speaker 1: about doesn't.
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  Speaker 6: Get So she's gotten to this thing where she ordered
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  Speaker 6: wine online the other day. Is this international wine she
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  Speaker 6: found and loved and so she ordered a box of it. Wow,
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  Speaker 6: it's the first time we've done that.
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  Speaker 4: I've always wanted to do that, and you know, I've
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  Speaker 4: always Yeah, I know it's not good for you to
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  Speaker 4: do that, No, but I mean I've always thought I'd
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  Speaker 4: love a little cellar kind of set up, you know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean, why not even just a rack of
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  Speaker 4: some description.
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  Speaker 3: But I just drink it all well exactly, Yeah, what
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  Speaker 3: are you talking about, Liss. It was full of the
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  Speaker 3: iced coffee shit you drink nip peas.
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  Speaker 4: But you know, my I've seen some good sellers in
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  Speaker 4: my time, boys, some good sellers in the world. They're
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  Speaker 4: not my sellars. There are other peoples I could never
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  Speaker 4: afford these. I mean I'm talking underground, like massive, roll
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  Speaker 4: upon roll upon roll of wine.
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  Speaker 6: There's way better ones in Europe. I'm just going to
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  Speaker 6: say that simply, And to one that was eight hundred
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  Speaker 6: years old. There's nothing in it was I was empty.
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  Speaker 3: It was good. Yeah, apparently.
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  Speaker 1: That's my dream.
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  Speaker 4: That would be my dream of having a massive wine
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  Speaker 4: cellar and Spain somewhere, just tottering down there and the
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  Speaker 4: Bermuda shorts.
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  Speaker 5: So what time you wrap it up?
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  Speaker 3: Last night? Nine?
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  Speaker 5: Pretty hungover?
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  Speaker 3: Nah, I'm just tired man, Not hangover at all, but
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  Speaker 3: tired lack of sleep because then I woke up because
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  Speaker 3: of the sugar and.
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  Speaker 1: The dehydration.
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  Speaker 3: The dehydration was it too bed on the drinking water
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  Speaker 3: through the night, but yeah, it was with it. It
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  Speaker 3: was great. I had such a great time. Very happy. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: very content punching darts. Fellas.
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  Speaker 6: I love Mogi when he goes through all these little
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  Speaker 6: like he's like very happy. I'm at the gym, I'm
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  Speaker 6: off the person. I'm happy. I was punching darts, I
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  Speaker 6: was drinking person, I'm so happy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's right. Yeah, Well, enjoy what you're doing. And
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  Speaker 3: that's the trick, I think, because if you're do anything
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  Speaker 3: for too long, your stop enjoying it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So if you have a couple of options. The Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: keep mind, I've really got to get off the person
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  Speaker 3: you picked this, Tim, it's been a couple of months.
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  Speaker 1: Time flies does, man does.
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  Speaker 6: I was actually surprised at the end of the stay
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  Speaker 6: because it was a two days or two night. I
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  Speaker 6: was I could have done a third day at night.
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  Speaker 1: Quite Did you go hard? Second? Was it second? More recovery?
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  Speaker 3: Nah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you just keep going hard now.
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  Speaker 6: To be honest, I first, like, we started so early
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  Speaker 6: both days, and so it was like you get to
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  Speaker 6: midnight and you're like, oh, fuck's midnight. Obviously it was
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  Speaker 6: all the canes there stayed until like five am. But
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  Speaker 6: I was both nights. I think I was sort of
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  Speaker 6: back and wrapped up in my bed at about one am.
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  Speaker 5: But we would start at sort of like eleven or
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  Speaker 5: ten am or something.
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  Speaker 6: And then the third day came around and my body
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  Speaker 6: was fully ready to just do that again.
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  Speaker 3: It was trained it, man, It was fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 1: What No, it was just something Pugs just said in
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  Speaker 1: our headphones there.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean because in that scenario, what's happening
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  Speaker 4: is you don't give your hangover time to take form.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, But also it's just sweet. I don't know
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  Speaker 5: what it was.
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  Speaker 6: I was, I was just drinking beers and then you
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  Speaker 6: switched to like your rt ds but not your sugar.
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  Speaker 3: He ones, I was totally fucking sweet. It was sweet.
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  Speaker 3: What about the rippers? They get the rippers in no rippers,
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  Speaker 3: it's good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to ban rippers from mine, but it didn't happen.
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  Speaker 3: Ibanned them from mine, and it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 4: It was horrific. I hated it, genuinely. I was like, no, ya, Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: Jays hates buzzies.
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  Speaker 3: Can we make that a thing that's shocking from you?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 5: He's got a phobia of buzzies.
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  Speaker 3: A phobia of buzzies.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like something that you would.
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  Speaker 4: A name a group of animals.
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  Speaker 5: A collective noun for buzzies is a phobia of buzzies.
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  Speaker 2: No, no phobia there for old Hoodie j You know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm look, I'm partial, I'm a I'm a red blooded
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  Speaker 2: man and well I used to be a red bloody mate.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't go out of my way to seek them.
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  Speaker 3: Well, unlike some of your feeders.
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  Speaker 1: Don't. Don't you fuckers.
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  Speaker 5: Don't bring me into this talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Busy feed with you too. Absolute shocking.
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  Speaker 5: No, I could fire my phone right, pretty sure.
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  Speaker 3: I can't brows.
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  Speaker 1: Mine's just this asia.
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  Speaker 4: It's very it's very golf orientated and very I know
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  Speaker 4: that's YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really go on Instagram.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, mine's all good. It's mostly food. You know, there's
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  Speaker 6: no buzzies in there, even after a stag weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Feels how good.
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  Speaker 3: Behavior, mate, that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that dogs. I've just got nothing but busy.
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  Speaker 5: Someone shampooing, you know how like the screen is.
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  Speaker 1: There's a few buy it was zero, Thank you very much?
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  Speaker 5: Just yours now, Jason, Man.
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  Speaker 3: Yet's see what you got there, Jace, I got some dogs?
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  Speaker 5: Well, have you got safe search on?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 3: What's that about?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think my phone has this good? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Good stuff man, Yeah, it was a great weekend.
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  Speaker 1: It was good.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's not even I don't even know how.
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know how. You The icon is doctor busy,
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  Speaker 6: the magnifying glass bottom left corner and then just showed
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  Speaker 6: to me straight away and showed Mike as well.
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  Speaker 1: Go goal for dog getting a banana.
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  Speaker 5: Actually it's fucking boring.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't really go on Instagram for buzzies,
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  Speaker 1: do you.
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  Speaker 3: How do you know what how I go on it business?
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  Speaker 5: I actually don't go on Instagram for buzzies.
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  Speaker 3: Now you just they do find you.
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  Speaker 1: They do this.
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  Speaker 6: It's like when you're driving a night and then mosquitos start,
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  Speaker 6: yeah you can't, they start landing on your windshield and splitting,
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  Speaker 6: and then you by the time the destination, it's just.
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  Speaker 3: Like dormant and Instagram world, and then and then Keezy
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  Speaker 3: logs on that's.
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  Speaker 5: Here, and then all that's like moths to a flame.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Mosquitos hitting your winds? What
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: are you talking about?
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  Speaker 6: You drive at night and bugs hit your windshield and
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  Speaker 6: you don't realize how many buzzies have flown your way
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  Speaker 6: until you stop and you arrive and you hop out
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  Speaker 6: of the car and look at the windshield and it's
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  Speaker 6: just covered in buzzies.
• 10:55
  Speaker 5: You know, it's a it's a it's a metiful.
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  Speaker 3: The busy.
• 11:00
  Speaker 5: Just you just do our show.
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  Speaker 6: Listen to the next show by the way four seven
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  Speaker 6: every weekday on Radio Hodarky.
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  Speaker 5: It's good listening.