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BOOTY DROPS, WHAT? DO YOU HAVE A BIG ASS, BITCH?! · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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  I'm here today with Liv. Good morning.
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  Good. Morning, bitches.
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  Good morning. Live, you just did a three hour
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  session. And another three hours.
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  Yeah, he always comes in and does 3 hours.
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  Three hours. Yes.
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  You say you get in these weird positions.
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  I do because you know, his idea is that he wants to be teased
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  with the idea of having me, but then me to tell him he can't
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  have me. He could only smell my stinky
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  feet. So I'm in weird positions, like
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  almost like sex positions but then closing but then holding up
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  my feet at the same time, Yeah. Isn't that amazing?
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  It's. Yeah, you get a cramp every now
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  and then. I might.
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  I've been doing it so much so now my legs will start shaking
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  early. I'm like, I gotta hold it still.
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  I'm like, I'm sorry. I don't want to accidentally
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  like, kick it with the face just from a, you know, cramp.
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  OK, we're gonna start doing, you know, yoga, Pilates, maybe
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  warming you up the. Stretches.
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  Yeah, yeah. So maybe a water?
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  Yes, I come out like a dried up fish.
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  You need to drink a lot of water.
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  Yeah. God, three hours.
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  Well, I remember you told me you did that one position where you
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  were, like laying back and your feet were up, your knees were to
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  your chest. Yes.
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  And then he was basically pushing his face up against
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  your. Yes.
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  When? He goes to come, he like pushes
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  himself into whatever body part. So if it's like, well, it's
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  always my feet, but like whatever position.
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  So if I'm like, like what you're talking about, my feet are up
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  and then to my chest and he's pushing and it hurts.
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  Or if it's the other way and it's like my feet are being
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  hanging off the couch with me, like facing the back of the
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  couch, he'll push on my feet with his face and I'm like, I
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  don't want to fall off the couch.
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  But that's just, you know, he likes that it's.
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  You know I love people with unusual fetishes, yes?
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  And I love to see their face and them truly like, really like it.
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  It's amazing. I think it's great.
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  It's such a cool thing. Yeah, that was my dog and she
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  was belching in your face, right?
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  It's. You just smell doggy stomach.
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  Oh, WAVY gag not this is the unfun gag.
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  I don't like that. All right, so Speaking of kinks,
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  we're talking about feet. Let's go straight into weird
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  fetishes that maybe you haven't heard and maybe gonna be
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  surprised to read. Ohh.
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  Yes. So amputation.
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  Yeah, I said you told me to look it up.
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  So it says ohh God there I'm reading through them just it's
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  just blows my mind. OK, hold on.
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  I must have went too far. Yeah, the first one, you were
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  talking about amputees. It's at.
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  I can't even say the name is so long.
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  Yeah. Arousal to the idea of yourself
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  as an amputee? Yeah, that is a fetish.
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  Arousal of yourself. As an amputee.
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  And see this, I think this goes back to my theory of embrace the
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  suck. Like the guy who has a small
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  penis. Yeah, you know he was.
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  As arousal to sucking on someone's nose.
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  OK. Well, I was just saying though,
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  but if you're an amputee, I think you might just have to
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  embrace the suck, right? Because you really because.
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  People want to be you. There you go.
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  In a sexy way, he. Can't change the predicament.
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  Of it, yeah. It was funny when my my dear
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  friend we just lost him last month.
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  I'm sorry. Me too, love Glenn.
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  Glenn was awesome. He came to me as a, AS somebody
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  in the dungeon, in the lifestyle.
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  He was into spanking. He liked to be spanked with a
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  leather belt and so he made me leather belts, paddles.
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  A lot of them have gotten broken over asses, you know.
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  I have not broke 1 yet, no. Not yet.
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  Not yet. But, you know, such a great
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  person. But he, he'd gotten cancer.
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  He got four types of cancer in his in his feet, of all places,
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  in his bloodstream and his bones.
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  Wow. Yeah.
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  So he got he had leukemia and he had several other types of
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  cancer and so they had to amputate both of his feet.
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  But he was such like this positive ray of energy and just
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  glow of happiness. He's like, it's OK.
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  He's like all I got to do is lay on my back for six months when I
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  go to sleep, he said, and then that will train my body so that
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  I can get new feet. And he's like, and when I get my
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  new feet, he said I'll finally be over 6 foot.
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  He said, I've always been like right below 6 foot.
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  So at least this time I'll be 6 foot 2.
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  That's cute. It was so cute.
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  It really was about it. And I like that.
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  And such a great man. He did a drug alcohol therapy
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  and he helped a lot of fucking people, a lot of people.
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  But yeah, his, his fetish. He was married to his wife, and
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  his wife, he said that she is to take her two daughters, their
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  two daughters to the roller rink on Saturday afternoons so that
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  they would skate, you know, four or five hours, he said.
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  And he said he would go down and wait in the boathouse down by
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  the river of their property, and she would tie his hands up above
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  his head and beat his ass. Yeah.
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  Bang. Beat his ass and he fucking
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  loved it. And when I first started to get
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  to know him in his fetish and he's so fucking cute, I would
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  have him come to the dungeon and clean naked and it was just, it
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  was the funniest thing. But he'd written Brie and he
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  told Brie that he had a really sexy nanny that was blonde, very
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  attractive. And he kind of thought about
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  Brie being that nanny because he said he would do purposely
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  things to piss her off. And she would say, Glenn, I'm
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  gonna what did she hold on when he say, I'm gonna paint your
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  Fanny red? And yeah, she would call his
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  butt a Fanny and she would beat his ass.
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  I like it isn't cute. So anywho.
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  So sucking on a nose. Yeah, sucking on a nose.
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  That's one and hold on before we get into that one, because I
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  just seen one that was just like that's not that's not a fetish.
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  OK, this is a fetish. It says fetish hebophobia
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  arouser to the children between the ages of 11 and 14.
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  That's that's. That is pedophilia.
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  What the fuck do they throw that in there?
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  For fetish, I'm not kink shaming, but that's key.
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  I'm going to kink shame there. See a.
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  Lot of people, though, a lot of people in that circle of
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  pedophiles and predators, they're, they try to justify
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  their behavior that way. It's still children.
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  It's still children. It's disgusting.
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  They're not adults. It's absurd.
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  And for that to even be posted like that on the Internet?
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  Ever so casual, no. That's that's so weird.
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  OK, let's go back to normal, say to actual fetishes.
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  Yeah. So no, I would never suck on
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  anyone's nose, would you? No, they're at the suck.
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  Well, I wouldn't even want them sucking on mine.
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  I don't have to smell their nasty hot breath.
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  Well, my thing of it is are do they just mean like the tip of
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  the nose or do they mean the actual nostrils?
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  Did you know? Read it?
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  If you're like sucking bug boogers, it's like OK.
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  Honestly, this one is pretty gross.
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  Why on earth would you want to suck on someone's nose?
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  I wouldn't want to. Not only because it's weird, but
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  because you never know what's liable to come out.
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  In fact, there is a few things that I could name right now that
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  could come. I won't though, that's just.
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  Yes, please don't. OK, that's the that's the,
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  that's what. It's listed underneath the
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  fetish name. OK, I.
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  Thought I would say something more interesting than that.
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  I guess I was like why does how? Put it this way, so you did not
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  know what a Sibian or a Sibian however they want to call it.
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  You didn't know what that was and I showed you a picture of
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  it. Do what?
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  I don't know. Go ahead.
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  It was the the saddle machine I. Said people.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  And you're like, what does it do when I showed you the little
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  video motion? Yeah, so I'm sure there's a kink
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  and fetish to that. I mean, yeah.
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  Do you want to give it a whirl? That that I'll give it a whirl.
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  Whirl. I feel like that's everybody's.
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  It May. Not be everybody's thing, but
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  it'll be one hell of a thing. Honestly, I'm gonna have to buy
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  one for the party. Yeah, that's expensive.
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  Though it is, you can get a decent.
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  One for you gotta get is there a way to cover up more than just
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  that, like how you do with condoms and stuff to be able to
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  cover up more so more people can?
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  Use it, I would think maybe like a plastic wrap with a condom.
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  OK, you know. I think cellophane.
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  Yeah, I think that'd be more feasible, honestly.
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  Hmm. Gosh, like a lot of people would
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  want to use it. Yeah.
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  And see those pieces, I mean, you just take them off.
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  Oh yeah, I know. I'm just saying for a party, ohh
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  apps, you know, like make it a little bit easier.
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  You just cellophane would be great.
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  You know, because you haven't been to the party, you're gonna
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  see how nasty people can be. Oh.
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  Yeah, I'm sure. It's interesting, 'cause I, I
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  really didn't put that in perspective.
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  And I love the people that come, don't get me wrong, but when
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  they're under the influence of the allure of seeing people
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  naked and fucking and everything else, man, they just throw their
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  condoms wherever the fuck they want.
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  They, yeah, they have they. They have who?
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  Cleans this up. You clean this up.
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  Yeah, we all clean this up. Yeah, me, Charlie.
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  You know what, you Barbie? I mean, I guess I'd be helping
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  this time get those doggy scooper things you know I'm
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  talking about. Well, you.
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  Could just get a pair of gloves. I don't want to bend over.
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  I mean, I'll be using those little pincher things.
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  So you grab things with it. Your grandma has to grab.
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  Her. We'll get your pinchers parties.
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  I think the trash can overfilled in the bathroom so they just
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  started making their own pile. That's so gross.
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  Yeah, and you can tell it was all guys that had I'd used a
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  paper towel with their cum because they would just use the
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  paper towel and a little piece of it, wipe their cum and, you
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  know, go off and do their thing. Yeah, gross.
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  She lives face. Gross.
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  She's appalled. Well, I guess I'll get to
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  experience that. You'll get to see a lot of
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  different things. Yeah, I'm excited for the party.
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  I never looked at at the nasty side of it, but I like to stay
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  on the positive side. I'm excited in general to see
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  how everything plays out and just my first party.
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  I think it's great how people will fuck on a bed and another
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  couple come right in behind them like.
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  Waiting in line. Yeah, they don't even care about
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  the wet sheets. That's gross.
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  Oh it's it's awesome. If they find it so sexy and
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  cool, go for it. Oh yeah, be slipping and
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  sliding. Not somebody else that chooses.
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  That's it. And I got extra sheets, but
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  fuck, you know, let them have their fun.
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  Yeah, absolutely. But we'll set.
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  Up 33 beds in the tent and then we'll set up another bed outside
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  kind of everything, you know, around everything by the pool.
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  And then I'm we're going to put the one big leather sex wing you
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  haven't seen yet. We're going to put that in the
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  living room this time. OK?
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  So yeah, it'll be interesting. But we we do a big dinner spread
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  and this theme is British, and I've looked at British recipes
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  and I'm like, what the fuck? There's nothing really easy
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  about it. Yeah.
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  So yay. Fun.
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  Yeah, at least. At least you're looking up
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  things. Yo, yeah, I cuz I, I try to try
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  to incorporate a lot of things to theme and people really like
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  that, you know, of course. Yeah.
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  I mean, hence why you are going to be dressed to spin bots.
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  Yes. That's fucking awesome.
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  We got to get our outfits in, agreed.
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  Everything's not going to come in at the same time.
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  Agreed. Agreed.
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  Can. You get everybody together.
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  Yeah, so aside from that, what else?
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  Is there another fetish that you're unaware of?
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  I'm. Sure, I'm sure there's a lot of
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  fetishes I'm unaware of. Climb Copia.
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  I'm sure that's not saying it right?
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  Arousal of falling down the stairs.
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  Well, it could be. Arousal to corpse.
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  I'm sure that I've that's all right.
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  You know about necrophilia? Come on now.
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  That was it. That's all.
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  That's all of. Them I'm.
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  Sure, the wood. There's so many more 90.
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  Percent of their time outside. You can find wood virtually two
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  to three steps outside of your home.
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  There are trees everywhere. So was it xylophilia?
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  Arousal to wood. So question on this.
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  So about the wood. No, it wasn't about the wood.
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  I was going to ask you another question.
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  We're talking about necrophilia. Then we went into something.
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  Oh, I remember. Have you ever seen the episodes
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  of real Sex where people have they talk about their fetishes
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  and kinks? Have you ever watched that on
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  the old HBO? No, I'm not.
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  You have to Google that maybe like on YouTube or one of those.
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  Might even be on prime now. Like what is the way they just
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  you said they just sit there and talk about their kinks.
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  So what they did was they took people and they interviewed them
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  about their fetishes and kinks, went to their homes and saw to
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  what level they were taking it. Oh, that's cool.
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  So one guy had an extreme fetish, and he was in love with
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  his car and actually wanted to physically marry his car.
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  He would go out and fuck his car, like, rub his Dick on it.
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  Fuck the muffler. Yeah.
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  All right. Yeah.
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  Then there was another guy and I'm trying to give straight
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  name. OK, I know what to keep Chamber.
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  I mean going to myself. He had a fetish to mannequins
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  and so he had. He had mannequins and sex dolls
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  throughout his house and his wife was cool with.
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  It I mean, it's not another person, no.
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  So I mean, that's not hurting nobody.
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  No, but he would spend thousands of dollars on it.
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  That would be something. And they literally had an entire
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  house filled with the with sex dolls.
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  Isn't that crazy? So then there was one other guy
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  that I remember and he had a fetish to balloons and latex.
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  So the latex part we all get because you have latex clothing,
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  you can have latex sheets. But this guy, he loved balloons.
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  So he would lay in a bed with balloons and water balloon, no
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  actual balloons. Empty or full of air?
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  Full of air, OK, but not not not helium.
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  So if I was to do that and lay down the thing of balloons, I
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  would get that attack of happy. Do you know what I mean?
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  Where you kind of like can't help it like.
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  Yeah. So then he's over here like he's
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  like, Oh my God, I love it. Just blow the mind, all right?
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  Now, we interviewed a guy and I think he's going to try to make
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  it to this next party, but he's on Fetlife as space Humper, and
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  he went and was talking about his fetish for these space
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  humper latex bouncy things. You sit on them, you bounce on
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  them. Yoga balls.
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  Yeah, kind of like a yoga ball. But when they came out with
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  handles for kids, now they have for adults.
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  Like with a handle. Yeah, did you ever see those?
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  They came. Out.
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  I mean, I know about the kid ones.
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  Yeah, I mean. Yeah, he has those.
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  And so he just gets completely aroused by it.
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  Yeah. So I have to show you his
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  profile on fat. It's pretty interesting.
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  Yeah, I'll definitely I'll definitely want to look in
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  sneaky peek. Yeah, that one.
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  So. Has it been educational?
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  Honestly, has this whole experience been educational that
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  you get to know some fetishes that just didn't exist?
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  In your mind, I didn't even know the pantyhose 1 existed.
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  So to be fair. And it's like, I mean, that
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  would make sense. I mean, sucking your nose don't
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  make sense. But I mean, some things I'm sure
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  that come up would make sense. And I'm like, I asked stinky
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  feet because that the thing I did for stinky feet was to have
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  a sock in his nose and then wrap it, you know, tie it to his face
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  with my pantyhose. Yeah.
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  And so I asked him like, well, do you have a pantyhose fetish?
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  I asked. Not today.
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  And he said no. And I was like, OK, we're just
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  asking. You know, he doesn't really have
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  nothing beyond feet. OK, so he didn't even have a
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  thing for it when you did it? Didn't like it.
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  I mean, yeah, he liked it. It just wasn't like specific
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  pantyhose. It was just the idea.
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  I tied it with something that I found.
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  He just like, he liked that I'd be innovative, you know, like,
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  yeah, wow. How did you come up with that?
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  I'm like, I don't know. That's.
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  Creative, right? I didn't have anything else.
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  That's what happened. You know when you just do the
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  stuff on the fly, you can't plan for that.
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  Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  It's really interesting, but what I told you the other day
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  was I said I can see him continuing to dress you like a
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  Barbie. Yeah, I feel.
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  I mean, yeah, he wants me to dress up like a like a cowgirl
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  next time. He wanted business wear this
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  time, but I didn't wear the right shoes.
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  Sorry stinky feet but you know I've done hiking gym wear.
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  This is my business outfit for today.
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  And then he got he is like I wasn't wearing the right shoes
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  so I had to go get my hiking shoes.
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  He loves my hiking shoes because they smell the worst.
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  They do. It today it smells like corn
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  chips, like gorgeous. He loves it.
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  I was like, oh wait, look at. That Oh my God he would love the
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  smell of my chihuahuas so bad. Oh, smells so stinky and sweaty,
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  that's what. The whole time he talks.
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  Oh my God, really? That is.
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  Hilarious, that's. Why I said he would love my
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  Chihuahuas Because a lot of them smell like corn chips.
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  Well, it's not from a, you know, beautiful foot.
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  Oh, he show me there's a feet thing.
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  It's kind of like like only fans have her feet.
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  It's called Feet Finder. Yeah, he was showing it to me
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  and I'm just like, I probably, I would never just put my feet up
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  there the way that they were doing it, but I thought it was
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  cool. I got to see some some some
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  wrong pictures. Yeah, I have an account.
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  We could do whatever you wanted to do.
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  Well, I just. Put some feet on there.
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  But I would. I'm just doing it for him.
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  Yeah. I'm not like, you know, hardcore
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  feet. I.
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  Told you I I have seen a lot of feet guys over the years and the
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  one that was really my limit, my really hard limit, is where he
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  wanted me to kill live crickets and mush them between my toes.
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  Yeah, that would be a hard limit.
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  Yeah, I just can't do that. I can't.
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  Can't kill a a little creature for your own sexual
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  gratification. I can't.
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  Yeah, that is. That's a little too much.
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  And then the thought of like, worse things than crushing up
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  that it was like. Oh yeah, no, I wouldn't.
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  I wouldn't go that far. I don't think Stinky would be.
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  I think he'd be like bizarred out by that too.
• 18:29
  But see, that comes into play with a crushing fetish.
• 18:32
  With a foot crushing fetish. Of course that's a thing.
• 18:35
  Of course it's a very yes. Oh, my guys.
• 18:39
  OK, I'll tell you one more thing, since we're talking about
• 18:41
  crushing, right? Hmm.
• 18:43
  So I have this one gentleman and he likes booty drops from bigger
• 18:48
  women. And I was like, booty drops?
• 18:50
  What? Yeah.
• 18:51
  What is that? Booty drops is when someone like
• 18:54
  me with a big booty, mm hmm. Literally like straddles over
• 18:59
  him and falls back on him with my ass.
• 19:02
  Whether it's like on his face or on his chest.
• 19:05
  It was usually on his chest, on his stomach.
• 19:07
  OK, Yeah. And you had somebody that you
• 19:09
  did that with? Well, he was the gentleman that
• 19:12
  I would see, so I would usually see him.
• 19:14
  OK, so you would do that to? Him.
• 19:15
  I would do that to him. Yeah, that's scary.
• 19:17
  I would be scared to fall back. It is scary.
• 19:20
  So, you know, we, we actually took and made sure that he was
• 19:23
  on a soft surface because before he was like, oh, I just want to
• 19:27
  lay on the floor. I'm like no, you don't need to
• 19:30
  lay on, it hurt. Yeah, they get real hurt.
• 19:32
  Yeah, but he ended up moving, but we shared the same birthday
• 19:36
  and he's a super sweet guy, so I'm sure booty drops will be
• 19:40
  coming back very soon. Booty drop.
• 19:43
  It sounds like a song. I know.
• 19:45
  Drop that boobie baby. OK, all right.
• 19:51
  So on that note, live. Mia.
• 19:57
  This has been another episode of.
• 19:59
  Call me Mistress Bye.